BONUS: “Strawberry Fair” by Anthony Newley

Bulldo, rock and roll, bulldozer, yeah,

rock and roll and roll and love your way.

Up and down, round and round, we'll sway with these well

in the spell

of the rollin' rockin' rhythm of the sea.

Welcome to a special bonus episode of A History of Rock Music in Five Hundred Songs.

This is not this week's normal episode, which will be up in a couple of days, and nor is it the Patreon bonus episode, which will also be up as normal.

This is an extra full-length episode on a song which didn't make the list of songs I'm covering.

But this week a book I've written has gone on pre-order, and it'll be out on the 1st of September.

That book is on The Strange World of Gurney Slade, a T V show from the very early 1960s.

And the star of that show, Anthony Newley, also had a very successful music career in the late 50s and early 60s, and a career which had a real influence on many people who will be seen in future episodes.

So, in order to promote my book, I'm going to talk today about some of Newley's music.

If you're not interested in anything that isn't part of my official 500 songs, then you can skip this episode, but I promise that other than a brief mention at the end, this is not going to be an advert for my book, but just another episode about the music career of one of Britain's most interesting stars of the pre-Beatles era.

So let's look at Strawberry Fair by Anthony Newley.

As I was going to Strawberry Fair, singing, singing buttercups and daisies, I met a maiden selling her wares, folder D.

Her eyes were blue and she was fair, and she rode on a donkey to Strawberry Fair.

Rifle, rifle, told a riddle I don't.

Rifle, rifle, told her riddle deed.

Would you like to pick from my basket, she said.

Singing, singing, buttercups and baby.

Anthony Newley was someone whose career only came about by what would seem at first to be bad luck.

Newly was a child in London during the Blitz, the son of an unmarried mother, which had a great deal of stigma to it in those days.

When the Blitz hit, he was evacuated and felt abandoned by his mother.

That sense of abandonment increased when his mother married her new boyfriend and moved to Scotland.

And then Newly was moved into a second foster home, this one in Morecambe, Lancashire.

His foster father during the war was one George Pescude, a music hall performer about whom I can discover nothing else, except that he instilled in Newly a great love of the theatre and of the arts, and that as a result of this, Newley started writing music, painting, writing, and especially acting.

When the war war ended, Newly was fourteen and didn't go back to live with his mother and her new husband, choosing instead to move to London and start living an artistic life.

He saw an advert in the paper for the Italia Conti Stage School and tried to become a student there.

When he found out that he couldn't afford the fees, he found another way in.

He got a job there as an office boy, and his tuition was included in his wages.

While there, he became friends with another student, Petula Clark, who would herself go on to stardom with records like Downtown.

How can you lose

Clark also encouraged him to start singing, something that would definitely pay off for him later.

Apparently, Clark had a crush on Newly, but he wasn't interested in her.

While at the school, Newley got cast in a couple of roles in low-budget films, which brought him to the attention of David Lean, who was directing his film adaptation of Oliver Twist, and cast Newley in the role of the artful Dodger.

The film, which featured Alec Guinness, became one of the classics of British cinema, and also starred Diana Dawes, with whom Newley started an affair, and who managed to get him a job as a bit player for the rank organisation.

For the next few years, Newley had small roles in films, started a double act with the comedy writer Dick Vosberg, had a brief spell in the army, very brief.

He was discharged because of his mental health problems.

Spent a couple of years in rep, shared a flat with Christopher Lee, and appeared in a Hammer Harrow film.

The usual things that lower-level actors do as they slowly work their way up to stardom.

His most notable appearance was in the West End review Cranks, which opened in late 1955.

A review, for those who don't know, is a theatrical show that usually mixes comedy sketches and songs, though the term was, confusingly for our purposes, sometimes also used for a bill with several different musical acts.

These were very popular in the 50s and 60s, and Cranks was one of the most popular.

After its West End run, it transferred to Broadway, and Newley was one of the cast members who appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show to promote it, though the Broadway run of the show was not a success like the British one was.

It was in Cranks that Newley's singing first came to public attention.

comfort.

A cold, oh, oh, old comfort.

When you're up on the shelf, like a piece of old delft, and you just hate yourself.

Well, that's cold, boy.

That's that old cold comfort.

When you're starting to fret about a girl hard to get, you think of the times you have kissed her, and you offer your hand, but she turns round quite bland and says, Mister,

look upon me as a sister.

Well, that's cold come for.

Newly was starting to get substantial film roles, and it was with the film Idol on Parade that Newley became a star, and became drawn into the world of pop music.

In that film, the first film written by the prominent British screenwriter John Antrobus, he played a pop star who was drafted into the British Army, as all young men were in Britain in the 50s.

The film is usually said to have been inspired by Elvis Presley having been called up, though it was likely that it was also influenced by Terry Dean, a British rock and roll star who had recently been drafted before having a breakdown and being discharged due to ill health, and who had recorded songs like Candy Floss.

When we go out walking, people

Dean's story must have struck a chord with Newley, who'd had a very similar army experience, though you couldn't tell that from the film, which was a typical low-budget British comedy.

As Newley was playing a pop singer, obviously he had to sing some songs in the film, and so he recorded five songs, one of which, I've Waited So Long, was released as a single and went to number three in the charts.

Yes, I've waited

so

very

long

so long,

my

Somehow, despite Newly being an actor and someone who despised a lot of rock and roll music, he had become a pop star.

He won the Variety Club of Great Britain Award for Most Promising Newcomer of 1959, even though he'd been making films since 1946.

I've Waited So Long was co-written by Jerry Lawden, who wrote wrote Apache, and Lem Fraverman, but two of the other songs in the film were written by Newley and Joe Mr.

Piano Henderson, and this would soon set Newley on the way to a career as a songwriter, indeed as the most important singer-songwriter in pre-Beatles British pop music.

He had seven UK top ten hits, two of them number ones, in the years from 1959 through 61, and he had a few more minor hits after that.

Most of these hits were either cover versions of American hits, like Lloyd Price's Personality, or were written for him by people like Lionel Bart.

One odd example shows where he would go as a music maker, though.

Strawberry Fair is a traditional folk song, which was collected, and presumably bowledised, by the Reverend Sabine Bering Gould.

The lyrics about a young woman offering a young man the chance to pluck the cherries from her basket read as innuendo, and Bering Gould, who wrote Onward Christian Soldiers, was well well known for toning down the lyrics of the folk songs he collected.

Newly rewrote the lyrics under the pseudonym Nolly Clapton.

Rifle, rifle, tone with the light.

Rifle, rifle.

Well, you know the rest, don't you?

So I've put it to us straight.

Now, in return for these virtues, I swear, knees up, knees up, come and up and knees up, I'll give you a ring for your finger, my dear.

Fold the deer.

So make me your partner and give me a share.

But Newley was someone who wanted to do everything, and did so very well.

While he was a pop star, he starred in his own series of TV specials, and then in his own sitcom, The Strange World of Gurney Slade.

He starred in the classic British noir film, The Small World of Sammy Lee, and he recorded a satirical album with his second wife, Joan Collins, and Peter Sellers, mocking the government over the perfumo sex scandal.

As jury foreman, I'd like to remind you all that we will not be allowed out of this room, except to go to the usual offices, until we have reached a decision.

Now, what is your opinion?

Gentlemen, I said, What is your opinion?

Gentlemen, may I please have somebody's opinion?

Will you please put those photographs down and give me your opinion?

That album went top ten and was co-written by Newley and Leslie Bricus.

Bricus would go on to collaborate with Newley in writing a series of songs, mostly for musicals, that everyone knows, though many don't realise that Newley was involved in them.

Newly mostly wrote the music, while Bricus mostly wrote lyrics.

Though both did both.

Their first major collaboration was on the the play Stop the World I Want to Get Off, a semi-autobiographical starring vehicle for Newley, which displayed the life of a selfish womaniser called Little Chap, who would regularly stop the action of the play to monologue at the audience in much the same way as Newley's TV character Gurney Slade.

Much of Newley's work seems to be trying to be three different things at the same time.

He seems to want to write self-flagellating autobiography about his own selfish and sometimes misogynistic behaviour.

This is a man who would later write a song called Oh, What a Son of a Bitch I Am, and mean it,

while also wanting to create work that is formally extraordinary and involves a lot of metafictional and postmodern elements, and at the same time wanting to make all-round family entertainment.

For a while, at least, he managed to juggle all three aspects very successfully, and Stop the World I Want to Get Off became a massive hit on stage and was adapted for the cinema once and TV twice.

Stop the World introduced two songs that would become standards.

What Kind of Fool Am I became a big hit for Sammy Davis Junior and won the Grammy for Song of the Year at the nineteen sixty three Grammy Awards.

An empty shell,

a lonely cell in which

an empty heart must dwell.

Davis also recorded another song from that show, Gonna Build a Mountain, as the B-side, and that too became a standard, recorded by everyone from Matt Monroe to the monkeys.

I'm gonna build a mountain.

I'm gonna build it high.

I don't know how I'm gonna do it.

Only know I'm gonna try.

I'm gonna build a daydream

from a little home.

Neuli and Bricus followed that up with another musical, The Roar of the Grease Paint, The Smell of the Crowd, which again introduced a whole host of famous songs.

Who Can I Turn To was the big hit at the time, for Tony Bennett, and has since been performed by everyone from Miles Davis to Barbara Streisand, Dusty Springfield to The Temptations.

me

My heart wants to know

And so I must go

Where destiny leads me

With no star to guide me

But the song from that musical that is now best known is almost certainly Feeling good, Good, which you've almost certainly heard in Nina Simone's staggering version.

Yeah, it's a new dawn It's a new day

It's a new life for me

And I'm feeling good

They also wrote the theme to Goldfinger with John Barry

He's the man,

the man with a mightus touch

A spider's touch

Such a cold finger

Beckons you to enter his web of sin

But don't go in

That song was one that Brickas would use in interviews to demonstrate the almost telepathic rapport that he and Newy had.

When Barry played them the beginning of the melody, they both instantly sang, without looking at each other, wider than a mile.

Barry was unimpressed, and luckily for all concerned, the rest of the melody wasn't that similar to Moon River, and the song became arguably the definitive bond theme.

But at the same time that Newley was having this kind of popular success, he was also doing oddities like Moogies Bluegees, a song in which Newley sings about voyeuristically watching women, while Delia Derbyshire backs him with experimental electronic music.

Rain keeps falling,

no one's calling.

I'll tell you straight, kid.

I'm in a state, kid.

I've got the moojis,

the dreaded blouges.

It's raining,

it's pouring.

That was recorded in 1966, though it wasn't released until much later.

Newley's career was a bizarre one by almost every measure.

Possibly the highlight, at least in some senses, was his 1969 film, Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Hump and Find True Happiness?

Don't say we didn't warn you about a motion picture that is definitely not for everyone.

Can Eronymus Merkin ever forget Mercy Hump and find true happiness?

Extremely sensuous and revealing.

It took Playboy magazine 10 pages to show it all.

They called it a zany erotobiography, the wackiest film yet.

This picture is exactly what it pretends to be.

Exciting, realistic, and so natural that it makes Blow Up look like Shirley Temple and Little Miss Marker, wrote Los Angeles Herald Examiner.

On one level, that film is a terrible sex comedy of the kind that the British film industry produced far too much of in the late 60s and 70s, featuring people like Bruce Forsyth and with characters named Hieronymus Merkin, Filigree Fondle, and Polyester Poontang.

On the other hand, it's a work of postmodern self-commenting autobiography, with newly co-writing the script, starring as multiple characters, directing, producing, and writing the music.

Roger Ebert said it was the first English-language film to attempt the same things that Fellini and Goddard had been attempting, which is not something you'd normally expect of a musical featuring Milton Burle and Joan Collins.

The film has at least four different layers of reality to it, including a film within a film within a film, and it features Newley regularly stepping out of character to talk about the problems with the film.

It's a film of his midlife crisis, basically, but where Ebert compares it to Fellini and Goddard, I'd say it's it's closer to Head, 200 Motels, or other similarly indulgent rock films of the era, and it deals with a lot of the same concerns, God and the Devil, Sexual Freedom, and the nature of film as a narrative medium.

All of Newley's career was like that, a mixture of low-brow light entertainment and attempts at postmodernist art, both treated by Newy as of equal value.

but each being off-putting to an audience that might have enjoyed the other.

If you want songs and pretty women and dirty dirty jokes, you probably don't want meta-fictional conversations between the main character of the film and the director, both of whom are the same person.

If you want a film that Roger Ebert will compare to Fellini, you probably don't want it to be a musical, including a song that starts out as a fairy tale about a lonely princess named Trampolina Wambang and ends up with the princess having sex with a donkey.

This is what we learn from our fairy story of the donkey and the royal lass.

If you go in search of a greater glory,

chances are you're gonna lose your ass.

If you dream somewhere that the grass is greener, think of trampoline.

The film also was one of the things that led to Newly's breakup with Collins.

She decided that she didn't like the aspects of his character and his attitudes towards women the film revealed, though Newley claimed until his dying day that while the film was inspired by his own life, it wasn't directly autobiographical.

Given that the film's main character, in one sequence, talks about his attraction to underage girls, that's probably for the best.

And Newley did have a deplorable attitude to women generally.

I'm not going into it in detail here.

because this podcast is about the work, not the person, but Newley was a thoroughly unpleasant person in many respects.

Hieronymus Merkin was a massive flop, though the critical response to it was far kinder than its reputation suggests.

Unfortunately, Joan Collins so detests the film that it's never been available on DVD in the UK, and only sporadically elsewhere.

DVD copies on Amazon currently go for around £300.

That was, largely, the end of Anthony Newley's career as an auteur.

It wasn't, though, the end of his career in songwriting.

With Leslie Brickers, he wrote the songs that made up the soundtrack of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Songs like Pure Imagination.

We'll begin

with a spin traveling in the world of mind that film also featured The Candyman, which became a number one hit in a cover version by Sammy Davis Jr.

Sprinkle it with you,

cover it with chocolate and a miracle it to the candy man

can

the candy man can because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

after that though Newly didn't have much more success as a songwriter But by this point, his biggest influence on mock and roll music was already very apparent.

David Bowie Bowie once said, I never thought I could sing very well, and I used to try on people's voices if they appealed to me.

When I was a kid, about 15, 16, I got into Anthony Newley like crazy, because a couple of things about him.

One, before he came to the States and did the whole Las Vegas thing, he really did bizarre things over here.

Now, a television series he did, called The Strange World of Gurney Slade, which was so odd and off the wall, and I thought, I like what this guy's doing, where he's going is really interesting.

And so I started singing songs like him.

And so I was writing these really weird Tony Newley type songs.

But the lyrics were about, like, lesbians in the army, and cannibals, and paedophiles.

If you listen to Bowie's earliest work, it's very, very apparent how much he took from Newley's vocal style in particular.

one Sunday afternoon, I'd find my love

for a rubber band.

In the 14-18 war, I went to see.

I thought my Sunday love was waiting home for me.

Now she's married to the leader of your band.

There is a whole vein of British music that usually gets called music hall when bad critics talk about it, even though it owes nothing to the music that was actually performed in actual music halls.

But what it does owe a great deal to is the work of Anthony Newley.

One can draw a direct line from him through David Jones of the Monkeys, Bowie, Sid Barrett, Ray Davis, Ian Jory, Blur.

Even a performer like John Lydon, someone who would seem worlds away from Newley's showbiz sheen, has far more of his influence in his vocal inflections than most would acknowledge.

Every time you hear a singer referred to as quintessentially British, you're probably hearing someone who is either imitating Newley or imitating someone who was imitating New York.

Newley is one of the most frustrating figures in the history of popular culture.

He was someone who had so much natural talent as an actor, singer, songwriter, and playwright, and so many different ideas that he didn't work hard enough at any of those things to become as great as he could have been.

There are odd moments of genius scattered throughout his work, but very little one can point to and say, that is a work worthy of his talents.

His mental and emotional problems caused damage to him and to the people around him, and he spent much of the last half of his career making a living from appearing in Las Vegas and as a regular on Hollywood Squares, and appearing in roles in things like The Garbage Pale Kids movie, his last starring role in the cinema.

He attempted a comeback in the 90s, appearing with his ex-wife Joan Collins in two Noel Coward adaptations on TV, taking the lead role in the hit musical Scrooge, written by his old partner Bricus, and getting a regular role in East Enders, one of the two most popular soap operas on British TV.

But unfortunately he had to quit the EastEnders role as he was diagnosed with the cancer that killed him in 1999, aged 67.

Anyway, if this episode has piqued your interest in Newley, you might want to check out my book on the strange world of Gurney Slade, which is a TV show that has almost all the best aspects of Newley's work, and which deserves to be regarded as one of the great masterpieces of TV, a series that is equal parts Hancock's Half Hour, The Prisoner, and Waiting for Goddot.

You can order the book from Obverse Books at obversebooks.co.uk and I'll provide a link in the show notes.

While you're there, check out some of the other books Obverse have put out.

They've published two more of my books and a couple of my short stories, and many of their writers are both friends of mine and some of the best writers around.

I'll be back in a couple of days with the next proper episode.