Part Three: Is Oprah Winfrey a Bastard?

call zone media welcome back to behind the bastards we're on page 18 of 52 i know a podcast where robert evans accidentally wrote 20 almost 24 000 words about oprah for this these episodes the the normal length of a book is 50 000 words so half of a book about fucking oprah and like i was having panic attacks at the end of this of like oh my god i'm leaving so much out i'm leaving so much from like this uh this this really good book age of oprah out because like i i just don't even know how to like fit everything in but i have to start this episode with our wonderful guests uh the inimitable bridget todd uh and the the glorious sainted uh i don't know andrew t i'm trying to think of new new uh adjectives to praise y'all with as we come in to become a saint what's the same i think you actually have to die uh no you don't no you don't i think you don't have to die i'm down probably okay just let me know i'm down bridget you could also be a saint but i'm not i just don't get No, you don't. I think you don't have to die.
I'm down. You're probably okay.
Just let me know. I'm down.

Bridget, you could also be a saint, but I just don't get major Catholic vibes from you.

Oh, I actually did go to Catholic school.

Oh, you did?

I did.

Okay. I'm going to redirect the habit that I've got headed for Andrew, and it's going to go to you.

Andrew, sorry, you're not sainted anymore. You have to live virtuously.
You have to die for the faith. So, like, you have to martyr.
Perform miracles. He's performed a miracle.
I don't know if all of these are required at once, but I think there's, like... Everyone who's made it on time for Behind the Bastards recordings and sat through a whole episode as a guest has performed a miracle.
I was gonna say it has been a martyr but yeah my most miraculous thing is since we're doing

video is i'm holding up my favorite coffee cup wow i love that you didn't by chance buy that

in maryland did you that's giving me big maryland vibes i'm i'm sure it's from maryland um maine

oh they have uh they do crabs out there too no not good oh could they i can't imagine i'm thinking

I'm thinking lobster. I'm getting my crustaceans mixed up.
It's so hardcore lobster territory. I don't know if lobsters and crabs fight.
Sorry for we're already over. The whole discussion has been how long this is going to be and I just try to figure out if there's crabs in Maine.
Yeah. Listen, listen.
There's for sure crabs in Maine. They've got lobster at McDonald's in Maine.
But that's my whole point. Part three seems normal.
Part four is. There's no logic to the number of parts.
This may wind up more episodes than we thought. I have to start with something, which is a mea culpa.
I made some mistakes in the last episodes, guys. Tell us.
I'm so, so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
So here's the thing. When you're doing a podcast like this, it's a mix of you do a bunch of research and you write a bunch of things to get a bunch of facts out that are as accurate as you can, but you're also having a conversation.
So you do stuff like, oh, I'm bringing up the biblical story of Ruth. I don't know much about Ruth.
I only included it in the episode to make a bad joke about Star Wars, the Phantom Menace. And so I made a comment about, I don't know, I think she's got something to do with Moses.
She does not. And all of the Bible people got onto me for that one.
And I'm sorry. How big a part of your audience is the Bible people? A shockingly large number of, well, I think it's because we have a lot of like ex-evangelicals in the audience.
Like a lot of people who were raised evangelical. Yeah.
And then got better. I'm just going to throw this out there.
That wasn't an error. That was a fucking dork trap.
And they all fell into it. They all fell.
The same cannot be said for my heinous and unforgivable comments about the March of Dimes. Because I made a comment that like, I don't know, I guess it's probably a cancer charity.
And then a bunch of people popped in being like, no, it's for this. And then other people were like, actually, when Oprah was a kid, it didn't do that.
It was it was for a completely different thing so we're all wrong although again it had nothing to do with cancer so I was wrongest but like you guys were wrong too most of you who criticized me because it wasn't about that then so fuck you I love you I'm sorry what is it for it's right now I think it's for like let's look up the March of march of times let's get it right this time babies yeah immature babies but it was like about polio before that and then i think spina bifida people try to correct robert that is my mother fucking improve the health of mothers and babies right i'll just throw this out there robert robert is never wrong he's perfect yeah i never like say stuff during like one of the things you learn about yourself during doing this is like how often in daily conversation and we all do this. You just like say things that are a part of your understanding of the world that are not right.
Because that's like life. We all pick up a bunch of bullshit like the number of times.
I just don't think you should have to apologize right now. I take that burden from you.
I'm sorry for Robert, but he's innocent. All I'm saying is record everything you've ever you ever say in a single day of conversations with people and then run them by a fact checker.
And you will be amazed at how much of like the load bearing fat pillars of your reality are things you absolutely believe without thinking that are not true. It's amazing.
It's the worst part of being a podcaster. It's like having a public record of stupid shit that you thought.
Or if you're me, shit that you thought was pronounced one way and it's pronounced another way. The pronunciation.
So for this episode, I spent almost three hours looking at Oprah's, one of her charity's tax returns. None of that made it into the episode.
Turned out not to be interesting. But you know what I didn't remember to do was look up whether or not Ruth had anything to fucking do with Moses.
I just don't. I think you're doing great, pal.
I fail to see how this is a problem. I think you're doing great.
Also, I just wanted to jump in March of Dimes previous polio charity. The way things are going, they might need to go back.
I know. Again, I love polio and I feel like because we got a lot of my favorite writers from polio.
Once again, Robert wrote 52 pages. Okay.
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So when we left off, Oprah had gotten her first radio gig with a radio DJ who was surprisingly not problematic. John Heidelberg, people online have been pointing

out other stuff about him, apparently fine. So congratulations, John Heidelberg.
When we're

talking about DJs being problematic, I'm talking about old-timey radio DJs. Because if you look into the history of very famous old-timey radio DJs, not a lot of them were great people.
But apparently John was. So good for you, John Heidelberg.
You win our Behind the Bastards Award for not being a sex best as a DJ in the 1970s.

You're the only person who's won that award, by the way.

Yeah, that's got to be a club of one.

Yeah, that is a club of one. You are the loneliest man in history.

So the next several years of Oprah's life

involved a pretty boring time in college.

We're not going to get into it,

but she starts doing beauty contests,

and she's very good at beauty contests.

One of the biggest moments in her early life is she wins the Miss Fire Prevention Contest. Now, I know what you're all saying.
What the fuck is Miss Fire Prevention? And to understand this, you have to know that back in the 1970s, everything was flammable. People only wore petroleum products.
Every couch was made out of petroleum products and everyone fell asleep with a lit cigarette in their mouth. So everything and everyone was constantly on fire.
Yeah. So this was a real problem.
Also, everyone was on benzos. So you would, it was like every week in your neighborhood, either a drunk day labor, like either, either the husband would come home from like his work in a fucking law factory and pass out drunk with a cigarette in his mouth and wipe out the entire family.
Or the housewife would take too many benzos and pass out with a lit cigarette in her mouth and wipe out the whole family. But either whatever was happening, fire was killing absolutely everyone.
And so we were like, we have to find the hottest person in order to represent not burning your family to death because you fell asleep with a lit cigarette in your mouth. And Oprah was that person.
Isn't that nice? Fun fact about that. That's why we have like flame retardant couches now is because the cigarette industry was like, we can't keep getting for this we we're fine with killing people so many other ways but all these house fires are really cutting into our business please tell me the first fire retarded couches were just made of asbestos it probably will god i'd like to go for a nice asbestos couch to know that i'm both like sitting down on the couch to watch horrible news happen and also shortening my time on this earth.
Beautiful. Oprah was the first black woman to win the misfire prevention contest.
And that's great. During questioning by a panel of judges, she said that she wanted to be a journalist like Barbara Walters.
She was asked what she would do if she was given a million dollars and everyone else in the contest expressed kind of like i'll help the poor i'll help my family whereas oprah just admitted i would spend spend spend i'd just be a spending fool awesome actually love that you gotta respect that like i grew up poor as shit i would spend it now this was definitely a legitimate win miss fire prevention however her next big contest win the Miss Black Nashville contest was a little bit shadier everyone involved about it seems to agree that another girl, Maude had been a better contestant but Oprah shocked everyone by winning and the promoter of the event would later claim that several people complained to him and so he did did a recount of the votes and found out that Maude had, in fact, been the rightful winner. But her name had gotten switched with Oprah's by somebody for unknown reasons.
Yes. Now, we don't know what happened.
Some people have theorized Oprah set the whole thing up somehow. I think there's at least an equally good probability, based on just like the vibes I i get that the promoter of the event kind of had a weird thing for oprah uh his name was gordon l greco brown and i don't trust that name i just don't trust that name like that that is the name of like a used car dealer from fucking encina who also happens to be a neo-nazi i'm not saying That's Gordon L.
Greco Brown. I'm just saying that's the name Gordon.
That's what that conjures Gordon L. Like the letter L.
Greco Brown. L.
Greco. So he's Gordon Gekko L.
Brown. Yeah.
Yeah. He that that man has so many different opinions on the various Coke dealers in his area that he has to keep track of them in a notebook.
Anyway, oprah was notified i'm not saying that about the literal i'm not slandering the actual man i'm just saying that's how his name sounds um anyway oprah gets notified of this error that maude really won and she says like well fuck it you guys gave me the award i'm not giving it back uh in kitty kelly's kind of mean biography a lot is made about the fact that oprah like doesn't give this up and i don't know i don't really care uh like you handed her the award so she's not wrong to be like fuck you guys oprah goes to tennessee state university uh or tsu which is a black college um but she doesn't go to the more prestigious and nearby fisk university known locally as the Black Harvard. I think this is just a matter of expense.
Oprah seems to be insecure about this later. She spends her social time hanging out at Fisk.
Her dad is like, look, you know, I could afford to send her to TSU. And so I did.
I will say, because Kitty Kelly makes a lot about like, yeah, Oprah couldn't get into the good school.

She couldn't hack it.

I've read anecdotes like from the anecdotes we get about TSU.

It doesn't sound great.

There's a there's a good one from one of her professors, Dr. W.D.
Cox, that and this this is what this guy, Dr. Cox, this actual professor says later about teaching Oprah.

And I think he thinks this makes him sound funny.

During our stay in the city, a girl was reported raped on the second floor.

I told a lie on Oprah.

If Oprah had known about the rape, she'd have shouted,

Yoo-hoo, I'm up here.

Oprah didn't take too kindly to that joke.

She was quite provoked.

You guys catch that?

He is saying a girl got raped and I said, hey, Oprah, you would like that. That's the talking about this decades later being like, can you believe she didn't find it funny? That's nuts.
That's insane. You just know somebody laughed at him, though, and he encouraged that that shit maybe or the whole like i don't know what things were like in the 70s don't laugh at men's jokes that aren't funny just don't you should get fired for that period yeah the whole joke is i bet you'd like get like that's yeah wild stuff uh it's wild to me that he like even in retelling that he's like, and she didn't even find it funny.
She wasn't amused. Can you believe it? He describes it as enjoying a little foolishness at Oprah's expense.
Oh, he's still going. That's not what that is.
A little foolishness would be like, you know, talking about, I don't know, the fact that she's obviously wants to be a star and make it a little bit of joke about how she likes attention. Not like that.
This is not that. And this dude has been holding on to that joke for presumably.
Yes, he tells us to Kitty Kelly in 2010. The decades.
Literal decades. Jesus Christ.
Oh, man. You just know, like, just I'm guessing based on his age, that, like, she goes to see him in an old folks folks home and, like, his fucking kids come in.
They're like, oh, no, get her out of here. We can't let dad be talking to a journalist.
Oh, my God. So, Oprah, the big standout detail from her college years is she plays Coretta Scott King in a local production of The Tragedy of Martin Luther King Jr.
And the main reason this is relevant is that a reviewer for the school paper reviews this play by saying Martin Luther King murdered twice. I do love how bitchy that is.
That's good. Like, holy shit.
Because he had to have sat with that review title just being like, can't say this can i i'm so glad he went for it i'm doing it near the end of 1972 oprah gets her first tv gig when her boss at wvol called a local tv station wtvf tv and told them that he had a girl who was interested in broadcasting. This was during a period where the FCC had just introduced diversity requirements for on-air talent, and Oprah was hired quickly.
She generally describes this as an affirmative action hire. Again, the guy who hires her is like, no, she was the best qualified candidate.
You know, I don't know. Either way, it doesn't really matter because this proves to be a very good hiring decision.
The truth. Oprah was a skilled performer and had experience both on the radio and as a pageant winner.
That said, she was hired to be a journalist, which she had no experience doing. And she winds up reporting on City Hall.
She cheerfully admitted as soon as she starts the job, she tells all her co-workers, I lied during my interview. I don't know how to do this job.
Like her first day, she tells the crew, I don't know what I'm doing. Please help me.
Because like I told the director I understood how to do this job. And it's a remark.
It's a mark of her charisma that everyone on the crew is like, well, yeah, OK. That's kind of nice.
that is like what uh i don't it's not even a hail mary but what do you like like high variance play the hey by the way i don't what's up how do you do this job

i mean that is how like entertainment works right like everyone i know in this industry

has a story of like yeah i talked myself into a room that I probably didn't have the right to be in and then it worked out. Yes.
The B side of admitting it, I would say a lot less. Yeah.
I, one of the, again, we're about to get into all of the horrible things Oprah has been involved in, but one thing that I do consistently admire about her is that she doesn't dress up this aspect of her life. She's like, yeah, man, I lied, cheated and stolen till I could be on TV.
Which is everyone who gets famous on TV, right? Like, yeah. I got my first podcast job lying about knowing final cut pro.
And then I had to like go on YouTube and learn how to Pro. Yes.
That's how, look, kids, if you're looking at getting into entertainment, get good at lying because that's the job. Oprah experienced a ton.
This is an uncomfortable transition, but a lot of racism on the job. A large part of it was like she's the first black on-air talent that they have.
She winds up interviewing a lot of people who like they see a black journalist and just start calling her slurs to her face. She won awards, though.
She's very ambitious. Her colleagues.
That's the primary thing her colleagues from this period remember about her is that Oprah is a climber. She is somebody who is like crawling up to the top, right? At one point, she takes over for a producer who like she gets on set.
He's clearly doesn't know what he's doing for this Black History Week presentation. And she directs the entire segment herself.
She is also, by everyone's admission, doing hella drugs during this period, although everyone at the TV station is doing hella drugs. This is a local TV station in the seventies.
I want to read a paragraph from the book, Oprah, a biography based on a conversation with her former colleague, Patty outlaw. It was just nuts working at that station.
Drugs, drugs, drugs all the time, drugs all over the place. They were even selling window panes of LSD in the hall.
Drugs were so prevalent that the new staff gave vick mason oprah's co-anchor a coke spoon as a gift chris and i looked the other way said jimmy norton who confirmed that station management removed a vending machine once they discovered it had been rigged to dispense marijuana that sounds pretty cool in chicago where was this yeah no no they was this? Yeah, no, no, no. They're not even in.
I think they're in that. Yeah, they're in Nashville still.
Nashville. Yeah, they're in Nashville still.
She does move up to the big leagues pretty quickly, but she doesn't go straight to Chicago. After a few years in Nashville, she gets a job in Baltimore.
She's not really happy there, even though this is a big step up. Baltimore obviously

being a bigger city because she

feels like she's on a ticking timer, right?

Her attitude is like, by the time I'm

24, I have to be where I want to be

because then I'm too old and washed up.

Which, you know,

that's the way

a lot of people feel. That's the way TV

is for a lot of women, unfortunately.

It's certainly not going to be that way for Oprah.

Baltimore turns out to be a disaster

though. The longtime anchorman for the

Thank you. A lot of people feel that's the way TV is for a lot of women, unfortunately.
But like, it's certainly not going to be that way for Oprah. Baltimore turns out to be a disaster, though.
The longtime anchorman for the station who she is made to be like the co-anchor hates her. And she's not really experienced enough.
Like he's been doing it for decades. She doesn't really know what she's doing yet.
So she very quickly gets demoted, but she's still on contract. So it's one of those things where she's getting a lot of money, but she's basically not doing the job that she got hired to do.
She's instead getting all these terrible little human interest stories that she considers beneath her. So this is a frustrating period, but her saving grace is always her ambition.
Denied advancement at the station, she starts performing at churches, schools, and different black community spaces, building a fan base locally the hard way.

She also has a series of interracial relationships while she is working at the station, which is noteworthy because that is not a common thing at the time. And the fact that she is dating white guys in her personal life becomes public news.
A bunch of local white radio DJs make it like a reoccurring thing that they talk about on the air, like who Oprah is dating. I don't just bring that up to be like, wow, it's like, no, no, no.
This is like, she has to deal with this being part of like local news. Can I say something? Because I do think it highlights how unequal the playing fields are for black women in media.
I mean, black women across the spectrum of any profession, but like local radio DJs, people who ostensibly are also colleagues or also in media, making it a joke segment about who she is dating romantically, privately, like that having to contend with that on top of having to do your job with all these eyes on you.

I mean, like it's completely ridiculous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like it's it's nuts. And like for an example of how fucking insane it is, one of these local radio DJs describe she's dating like a Jewish reporter.

Right.

Who works at a competing station.

One of these guys on the radio describes their relationship as Omar Sharif is dating Aunt Jemima.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, boy.

You should just explode when you say something like that.

So she had always been something of a binge eater, largely as a response to stress.

And as is probably not surprising, the stress of like being in the public eye and having all of this shit about you be public discussion causes that to be even more of a problem. In 1977, she starts paying a diet doctor to help her drop weight for the first time.
And she starts attending overreaders anonymous courses. A mixture of stress and starving herself causes her hair to fall out.
Or at least that's one story.

Oprah later is going to insist that she lost her hair because executives at the station demanded that she go to New York for a French hairdresser to, quote,

make me a Puerto Rican by bleaching her skin and changing her hair.

I don't know.

Yeah, like because you get these two different versions of how she loses her hair.

It's very hard to say what the truth is. The news producer is like the company didn't have the budget to send her to New York.
She also claims that the former news director tries to get her to change her name to Susie. He denies this.
I don't know. It's all a little muddled.
It doesn't I don't know how much like where the truth lies here super matters. right um there's definitely some stuff that she's like exaggerating but she's also like literally people are talking about her relationships on the air in a very racist way so like i don't know i i i feel like you get the general gist which is that she is in an incredibly stressful and unfair situation here at work yeah um yeah like the public record is like even if she's straight up lying about literally The hair stuff.
Yeah, I don at work. Yeah.
Yeah. Like the public record is like, even if she's straight up lying about literally everything that is like hearsay, like who cares? Yeah.
Right. Right.
Like that's kind of where I land on this. That said, I will say the station allows her to work her way.
Like she is not like locked out of moving back up and she works her way back up to reporting the news over the next couple of years in Baltimore. And in fact, she rebuilds her reputation with her bosses well enough that in 1977, the new station manager, William Baker, gives her the big break that is going to lead her to the position of kind of impossible wealth and cultural power that she's going to attain.
he had been brought on to the station after creating in another station a morning talk show called Morning Exchange. And his job was to do the same thing for Baltimore, right? Morning shows are a new concept.
Like this is the guy playing a video game while ranting about politics on a stream of 1977 is like people waking up in the morning to see one to two charming, handsome people talk about bullshit while you like get the kids breakfast ready, right? It's the hottest new thing in entertainment. Phil Donahue had kind of helped to kick off the trend of like talk shows in 1968.
And his show, which was just named Donahue, had become like the most popular thing on television. Morning shows were a refinement of this idea, right? You generally have a male host and a female co-host.
And this is how you lock in viewers who are either getting ready for work or like stay-at-home moms starting their day. Baker's wife, Jean-Marie, was the one who recommended Oprah to be the female co-host of this new morning show.

Apparently, it's some sort of like work event. She sees Winfrey and she like says to her husband,

that's your host. And Baker listens to his wife, which proves to be a wise decision because for whatever, I mean, there's a number of reasons, but tens of millions of American women feel the

exact same way that the first time they see Oprah, like, oh, yeah, this is somebody I want to watch

every morning. Right.
So Jean Marie was definitely keyed into something there. Oprah does not like that she's been picked for this job.
She's horrified at first, actually, because in her attitude, she sees this as another demotion, right? She had been a co-anchor and then kicked down to doing these like human interest kind of like, oh, you know, there's a new, you know, it's the kind of stuff they make fun of at Anchorman, right? There's like a new puppy parade or some bullshit. And she's like, that's this.
This is like fluff. I want to be doing like, I think that the, I want to be Barbara Walters.
I want to be doing something more hard nosed. Part of what disgusts her is that a big thing on this morning show is dialing for dollars which is a way that news stations would keep people watching because you don't want anyone to switch to another channel if they get bored for a second so you have this thing where periodically throughout the day people submit their phone numbers to the station and we randomly oprah draws one out of a bowl and the station will just send money to that person yeah that's how they and you have to be watching constantly to know if your number gets picked.
Like that's literally how they they're like bribing people. Please keep watching the show.
I mean, gambling has never not been the underlying driver of everything. All of American society.
Yes. Yes.
This whole country is one big roulette wheel. And Oprah didn't want to be the croupier.
It's a croupier for roulette. Is that how you say it? It is.
You're about to get another people being like, actually, you said it wrong, Robert. It's this.
I'm sorry. All of the people who would correct me on that will die if they spend more than 11 seconds away from a slot machine.
Yeah, right. Those are life support systems for a chunk of the populace.
Crouch is a croupier. I think roulette is also a croupier, but I don't know.
I think I got it. I don't know.
I don't care. I like the word croupier.
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So Oprah's got this job offer to host this morning show. And she's like, this sounds like death, right? This sounds like the end of my career.
Like you're trying to fob me off on this thing and I will be locked into this, you know, doing something nobody respects for the rest of my life. The thing that she tells Baker is I'm a news person.
I don't want to do a talk show. Then she films her first episode and her mind completely changed.
The way she describes this is as soon as she sits down and makes an episode of The Morning Show, her opinion on it changes on a dime. And the reason why is because she gets to hang out with famous people.
And she's like, oh, wait. Oh.
And I'm going to read a quote now from the People Profiles biography of Oprah. This, she told herself, is heaven.
She recalled, I interviewed Benny from All My Children and the Carvel Ice Cream Man and thought, heaven, because you get to say whatever you feel. You truly get to be yourself a year people are talking which is the morning show was beating donahue in baltimore the only show in america to do so winfrey would never read another headline the minute that first show was over she told good housekeeping i thought thank god i found what i was meant to do it was like breathing for me and that's like very interesting to me because i i it's hard to get

across what I was meant to do. It was like breathing for me.
And that's like very interesting to me because it's hard to get across. Like Donahue is, he's like the Mr.
Beast of his era, if you'll forgive me for trying to like make, he is like the biggest guy on, on daytime TV. And Oprah is the, like, this is the only local show that beats Donahue anywhere in the United States.
And it's due to the fact that Oprah is on it, right? And she has this absolutely unique electric connection with her audience. This is recognized by people with money and television and things start to move very fast for Oprah after this point.
as Pell scholar Amanda Colon writes in her thesis paper on Oprah's role in American culture.

In 1984, Oprah moved to Chicago, Illinois, to host WLS-TV's morning talk show, AM Chicago, which became the number one local talk show, surpassing ratings for the most popular show at the time, Donahue, just one month after she began. The show earned national syndication in 1986, becoming the highest rated talk show in television history.
In 1988, Oprah established Harpo, Oprah Backwards Studios, a production facility in Chicago, making her the third woman in the American entertainment industry after Mary Pickford and Lucille Ball to own her own studio. AM Chicago became the Oprah Winfrey Show and remained the number one talk show for 20 consecutive seasons.
So this is like a very rapid explosion in popularity. She goes from getting the show to becoming number one to it being entirely reframed to being just around Oprah.
And she establishes a production company and gets like a significant degree of ownership in her own show, which is like this is one of the things that's most interesting about Oprah is especially for somebody who was raised without any access to money, the sheer degree of like business savvy that she has, the fact that she owns a large piece of everything she's involved in and eventually owns all of it. Right.
Like she is not like she she kind of has this probably because of how she got fucked over with that first job.

This understanding that like if I don't own it, it's not worth shit to me.

Right.

Anyway, Oprah.

So I just realized something crazy, which is that Oprah, the character that Oprah plays in The Color Purple, she's married to a character named Harpo.

Really?

Like, isn't that crazy?

I had no way. Wait a second, because I started rewatching it, but I'm going to be honest.
I didn't finish it because I was tired. Harpo is his name? Yeah, she's married to a character named Harpo in the movie.
I just realized that. It's also her name backward.
Yeah. Uh-huhhuh yeah that's i wonder that has to because she already had harpo the studio at that point we're going to talk a little bit about the color purple and steven spielberg comes in i don't know if he's a hero well he's not a hero he's a weird kind of villain in this story but we'll get to that in a second i can't wait yeah so for about a full generation after 1984, Oprah's fame is a rocket ship.
It just keeps going up and up and up. But what made her show so special? Colin's argument is that she offered, quote, despair disguised as entertainment.
In other words, she sensationalized and repackaged human suffering for an audience. Quote, when Oprah came on the scene, she mirrored this Donahue formula, but with a unique twist of her own.
She, unlike Donahue, revealed her own personal struggles and stressed a self-help mantra. The audience loved it, and the Oprah Winfrey show quickly surpassed her predecessor's ratings.
Commonly referred to as Trash TV, Oprah transformed the talk show genre by turning trash into treasure. And that's kind of, out and she is viewed as like trash she's viewed as Jerry Springer right for a while because she's doing that stuff she's bringing on like I'm going to bring on a bunch of single unwed mothers who are fighting with their dads I'm going to bring on like some Klansmen to have an argument with like you know whoever on stage and like hope that there's a fist fight or some shit she's doing pieces of.
But kind of what shifts the meaning of what she's doing is that unlike a Springer or a Donahue kind of character, she's not standing back and being like, look at this zoo I've brought to you. She's like opening up her own difficult, troubled past, which kind of adds this, this like shot of vulnerability into the whole mixture that makes it unique and you can see an immediate that's why it stands out right that's why she rises above these other figures so quickly right the most significant springer and donahue you never got the impression their point of view was like look at this shit look at this crazy shit yeah yeah as opposed to like i have an opinion on this crazy shit i have an opinion and also like like you people like all you troubled people that i bring on the show i also have had my like troubles and i'm not too big to like admit them whereas like jerry springer would never like break down and cry in front of his audience even though he could have final thought oh god yeah

sure

of course

the one thing I remember

from audience um you don't remember jerry's final thought oh god yeah sure of course the one thing i remember from that show is when geraldo got his nose broken by a chair i think that was on jerry was that on geraldo or jerry i thought it was oh i think it was that might have been geraldo is that just on geraldo i whatever the case he was on vera got his nose broken by a chair everybody never forget but I think your point about like this setting Oprah apart

I think Whatever the case, Heron Rivera got his nose broken by a chair, everybody. Never forget.

But I think your point about like this setting Oprah apart, I think it really is a testament to how her troubled background really is something that she draws from and is able to like, like that's, I think that is the secret sauce of what made this connect in a different way. yeah because it's like we're taught it's the same of like, quote unquote, trash.
But there's less of a voyeuristic attitude. Because like, anytime it starts to lean too much, Oprah will drop some sort of anecdote about her own background.
And you're like, Oh, okay, so she's really she's on the same level as us, right? Which she's not, but that's how it feels to the viewer, at least. The most significant moment for her career in this period

came right after she moved to Chicago to start

the Oprah Winfrey show.

On Thursday, December 5th, 1985

at 9am, Oprah started

her morning show by bringing on a young

white abuse victim named Lori.

She opened up by reading some statistics

about sexual abuse, namely that one in three

women in the United States had experienced it

and then asked Lori, your father started out fondling you. When did it lead to something other than fondling? She pressed with more and more detailed questions, asking what did he say to you? How did he tell you? What did he tell you? And this is all very uncomfortable to see on TV, right? And even especially like reading the transcript, there's an element of it that seems a little bit exploitative, kind of constantly pushing for those details in front of an audience.
That said, it also, this is kind of how interviews work. It's just usually when journalists interview people about these kinds of experiences, you don't get the direct interview transcript.
You get an article where they've kind of taken out the details, but also kind of softened aspects of it so that it doesn't feel that uncomfortable. Oprah is kind of giving you the raw feed and seeing something like this, which is normally a private process, rendered as public entertainment is kind of a new thing.
And particularly what's new about it is that because of the way Oprah does this, rather than people feeling like, oh, she's kind of exploding this woman, people from the audience start to join in, spontaneously sharing their own stories of sexual abuse as children. People in the audience start breaking down into tears.
And then Oprah starts talking about her own sexual abuse, telling everyone, the fact that I had all these unfortunate experiences permeates my life. And I'm going to quote from Kitty Kelly's book here.
For the next few seconds, Oprah appeared to be discovering for the first time that what she had experienced as a nine-year-old child was indeed rape, a defilement so unspeakable that she had never been able to put it into words until that very moment. Her audience felt as if they were watching the fissures of a soul split open as she admitted

that her shameful secret. And nothing like this had ever happened on daytime TV.
There had certainly

been like people talking about sexual abuse, but the fact that an episode interviewing a survivor

would lead to both members of the audience breaking down and sharing their own stories,

and then the host doing it, that's a totally novel thing, right? Like that has never happened before on television. And it creates a firestorm.
The fact that Oprah does this on air becomes national and then international news. And it is people like the people running the station are not happy.
Like the actual executives at the station are like, this is supposed to be a happy morning show. This is, this is like, this is like for people to like watch what they're drinking.
What the, what the hell is going on here? Right? Like, why are we doing, why are we having stories of child sexual abuse? But the ratings are off the charts. It's one of those things where she both gets in trouble with the people running the station.
And also this makes her too big to fail. Like this is this this is it's impossible to overstate what a massive moment this is for both television as a medium and also for oprah's career yeah it's i mean it's there's also just that yeah like what a i guess risk or like thank god The ratings work out it's a huge risk because like if the ratings had like her her the people running the station are not happy if the ratings had not been there like she could have gotten fired for this yeah and it's also there's it's such a complicated thing to parse out because one thing she's doing is this is one of the very first times in a public space with this much exposure that you have victims of rape talking about it, not in a way that's mediated by psychiatrists or law enforcement or anything like that, but is just like survivors talking about it, right? And at the same time, Oprah sees the reaction to this, sees how well it does.

And her immediate takeaway is like sex sells. We need all of the sex episodes, every kind of sex, not just like this where people are talking about their trauma, but like whatever we can get that involves sex.
That's what's going to make this show keep it on top, right? So like after this episode,

she invites a bunch of female porn stars on

to talk about the penises of their co-stars.

That episode gets a 30% share of the Chicago audience

and provokes even more news articles about Oprah

because people are now like, is this smut?

Like, how do we talk about what she's doing?

Nobody's done anything like this before. And a lot of the coverage is super critical, super like this is incredibly irresponsible.
People shouldn't be doing this. But it all just drives viewers, right? The more stuff that she puts out there that gets people shocked and like angry or, you know, titillated, the more people watch her show.

When reporters interview her about this,

Oprah tells them,

my mandate is to win,

admitting that her overriding purpose

and bringing victims of sexual violence

and sex workers onto her show

is to draw eyeballs.

Kitty Kelly quotes her former producer,

Deborah DeMeo,

paraphrasing the way Oprah pitched show ideas to her team.

I'd love to get a priest to talk about sex.

I'd love to get a priest to talk about sex. I'd love to get one to say, yes, I have a lover.
I worship Jesus and her. Yes, I love her.
And her name is Carolyn. I love how like that's like pretty twisted.
Oprah was like, I want the like free. I want some freaky deekies in here.
Find me a priest who's fucking some lady named Carolyn and get her on. Get him on.
Oh, man. So yeah, that's like, I don't know.
You can, I guess, moralize that however you want. It's so fascinating that it goes from I have shared my own horrible experience and people connected with that to like, so we got to get some priest who's fucking a lady on this show.
Right. Like that's that's where that's where this got has to continue going.
You know, it is also weird to not weird, but like, I mean, I guess like more media savvy than I am to conclude from that first show that sex sells rather than like vulnerability cells or authenticity cells or whatever. But also all of them sell because her vulnerability and authenticity keeps her pot.
It's a huge part of her ongoing popularity. But so is the sex.
So is the really sleazy stuff. They never stop doing that.
Right. I guess the answer is all of it sells.
And Oprah has very good instincts. You know, wherever we want to land morally on what she's doing here, this shit works.
Now, it is worth noting that she is depicted in the media. This is very hard for, like, I had trouble grasping this because by the time I was aware of Oprah, she had such a different, like In the late 70s and 80s, she's Jerry Springer, right? She is not a respectable media figure to a lot of people.
That is not how she's talked about to a lot of people. Around this time, an article in McCall's magazine on the Oprah Winfrey Show described what it did best as, quote, get him in the gut show topics, sexual disorders, battered wives, self mutilation, overweight people and the people who hate them.
You know, all that kind of stuff. Oprah often would say nothing is taboo and she meant it.
Winfrey's own struggles with weight loss and gain quickly became a central part of the show as well. We opened this series with the infamous wagon of fat incident from 1998.
That was gross and bad, but it's also worth noting, if you want to put that into the context, like how we could get to something that gross, it comes after a decade of constant public obsession with every pound Oprah lost or gained. And this is where we're going to talk about the color purple again.
So as I've noted, Oprah struggles with, you know, binge eating with her body self-image from adolescence on, like a lot of us, like maybe everybody. She has a habit of stress eating and was noted by coworkers to binge to really uncomfortable levels during parties and the like.
When she becomes a TV star in the mid 80s, people start talking about this. Like it becomes both in gossip columns and shit like the fucking National Enquirer and stuff.
There's like articles about stories of Oprah and eating and whatnot. And she kind of pivots on this to become radically open to her audience about her dieting and her struggles with weight gain now this helps drive her popularity but it's also it it both is in part a reaction to and also helps lead to shit like this 1985 appearance on the tonight show with joan rivers which i'm gonna play for you now this is one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen on television oh my god joan was such a bitch i can't wait to see how mean this is so bad i mean i like low-key love her but like let's be real oh yeah yeah this is this is not great but you went into beauty contest they told me you're a beauty contest winner yeah i'm 50 pounds ago or so yeah but so what'd you win well i won the miss fire prevention contest was that a who what fire prevention so how'd you gain the weight i I ate a lot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You said 50 pounds.

You shouldn't let that happen to you. You're very pretty.
You know what? No, I don't want to hear. Let me tell you this.
Let me tell you something. Pretty girl and you're single, you must lose the weight.
I'm going to. You know what? We are now in Chicago.
In Chicago. We're starting a diet with Oprah.
Grace.

Yes.

In conjunction with the Tribune, so that I have been put under pressure to finally do it.

Now, I am trying to lose five pounds.

You're such a teeny ton of things.

When you come back with me in March, when I'm back, and you lose 15, I'll lose five?

Listen.

That's the only way I'll do it.

I'll keep thinking, that bitch is losing it, and I'm not.

I'm inferior.

I'll do it if you do it.

You will?

Yeah. It's a deal.
It's a deal. It's a deal.
Five pounds for me. It's a deal.
It's great. Yeah.
That's great. That's great.
That's great. I'm excited about it, though, because I've gone up and down and up and down.
I've been on every diet. Have you tried the banana, weenie, and egg diet? Oh.
Does anybody know the banana, weenie, and egg, where you eat a banana, a weenie, an egg? And I've done the pickles and peanut butter diet. Oh, I just eat cookies, but I only eat like 800 calories worth of cookies.
See, I figured you'd do it that way. Oh, yeah.
I saw Nell Carter on here last night who'd lost. Yes, but you couldn't tell.
She's still very chubby. She's just lose more.
Oh, my God. Don't you think she's lose more? Well, I think so.
People go, oh, are not people that help friends at diet. That's right.
You must tell a friend the truth. You must say you are still a pig.
Lose more weight. Okay.
Wow, why are eating disorders so rampant? Is it because these are our parents, effectively? Come on. Although, I gotta say, though, like, that was not as vicious.
That was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. That is just, like, how How people talk to bigger people.
Like people feel totally comfortable saying shit like this to people's faces. And they don't even think twice about it.
This is like totally how people talk. Part of what you're seeing there is like Oprah being a professional, because when she describes this moment, she's like, yeah, like I was not happy.
Like this was that, like the, the laughing and stuff was all faked. I was very unhappy that we were having this conversation.
Right. Like obviously.
So rude. Yeah.
No, it's like I can't believe the kind of shit that Joan said there. It was made like this whole situation was made worse at the time because like not long after this, while she is like doing this very famous publicized diet that gets announced on the Joan Rivers show, like the first big thing she does after this is she

sent to Ethiopia to report on Chicago's efforts to help the famine.

So the story is simultaneously Oprah trying to lose 30 pounds and Oprah reporting on a

famine in Ethiopia.

Not great vibes.

One of her colleagues asks like, is this kind of gross?

And Oprah replies, you're right. It's sick, isn't it? It is sick.
It is kind of sick. Now, one fair critique of these episodes is that we're not going to go into super clinical detail about all of the different fad diets and dangerous weight loss misinformation that comes out of the Oprah Winfrey show.
Part of why is because the podcast Maintenance Face has done a ton of that. So you can check all of that out.
I think part of it is just that you get the idea here, right? It's both important to note that Oprah, like that clip there, there's a lot of pushing on everyone listening to that feel bad about your body, be ashamed if you've gained weight, embrace dangerous strategies to lose it. Oprah has a lot, and Oprah will admit it today, a lot of guilt in spreading that.
But also, she is in such a unique position where, like, I don't know if there's ever been a single person that so many Americans have been so obsessed with their body size. Like, it's kind of hard not for that to affect you in a bad way.
Like, we really were insane about Oprah. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know what else to say about that.
I will say, in order to kind of point out the way in which people talked about her, one of the most prominent TV critics of the day, Richard Blackwell, described Oprah as bumpy, frumpy, and downright lumpy on the cover of TV Guide. Jesus.
So right around the time this is all happening, Oprah is on The Tonight Show, like right around when she's on The Tonight Show, she is auditioning for a role in The Color Purple. After the episode, where again, this is not as friendly a situation as it appears on the air, she's very unhappy about this.
She's stress-y, she gains more weight, and then she checks herself into a fat farm, an emergency weight loss boot camp type program to lose the weight. Steven Spielberg, who had directed the movie, finds out and he calls Oprah.
And Spielberg says, I hear you're at a fat farm. You lose a pound, you could lose this part.
so she's like she's fucked no matter what i don't love anybody like micromanaging somebody else's weight but yeah the color purple is based on a novel by alice walker and the character she was portraying like i like i get it's not something i think he should have said but i get where where he's coming from. It's, it's, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know where I should, yeah, yeah.
It's uncomfortable. Does Oprah talk about, like, not like to, well, yeah.
I mean, I guess what I'm about to say is going to sound victim but i'm just curious because part of the like this like like attention to her weight she even if it was like gonna happen anyway she didn't profit from like it was like a part of the like editorial strategy of her show right like does she talk about leaning in on that business she she hugely leans in, right? Like she does, in part she makes the specifics of like how much she's gaining or how much she is losing and what diet she is doing part of the show. A lot of the money that comes in is as a result of diet advice.
She has deals and gets millions and millions from groups like Weight Watchers, right?

Pushing a lot of different diets. She gets paid and also just like fills airtime and makes money that way, putting on different diet experts and diet books.
And a lot of that stuff is extremely dangerous. It is both she is being victimized by the whole media environment and also profiting on that by pushing the same kind poison on everyone else right like that that's what's happening here right like it is a story of both victimization and profiting um off of putting some pretty toxic and oprah you know the thing she's doing right now is at least copying to some of that, right? Right.
Now, copying to some of that while also getting money from Weight Watchers. So I don't know.
I don't know where we want to put that out. The one thing I am curious about is when we as a culture made the transition from saying weenies to hot dogs.
You wouldn't get a hot dog based diet today.

Which you should never have had a hot dog based diet.

Yeah.

Ask Jamie.

I guess not.

Jamie would know.

She would know.

Yeah.

Anyway.

So she gives up after, or at least the way that Oprah tells the story, after Spielberg's like, if you lose a pound, you could lose this part.

Oprah decides like, fuck it. And gives up on getting the role and keeps the role.
And yeah, she winds up doing very well. She gets like, it's like massively, you know, like one of the interesting things about Oprah is she could have had just a whole career as a major Hollywood star.
Like she just decides to keep being Oprah Winfrey because that turns out to be much better for her than being a movie star. But she has a very successful acting career starting out.
Oh, I mean, Color Purple is a classic. It's probably the movie I have seen the most times in my life.
The way that she was in that movie, it was a revelation. Like, even thinking about it now, as good as, like, Whoopi Goldberg is in that movie and Danny Glover is in that movie, Oprah is the standout character.
Even, so probably her big scene in The Color Purple is when she gives the speech to Seeley, all my life I had to fight. If you've heard that Kendrick Lamar song, all right, that's where the beginning of that song comes from is Oprah's big scene in that movie.
Like that movie, the way it shifted the culture, we like really cannot be overstated. Yeah.
Yeah. And it's, it's so fascinating to me

that like, that would be for very, for most people like, oh shit, I've made it. I've like

been in this highly praised Hollywood. You know, that's the rest of my life is I'm going to be in

movies. Oprah's like, no, no, I, I know a better way to get really famous.
So while this is going on, her movie career is starting. Oprah is continuing to, you know, be trash TV, right? That's really this era.
And sex is not the only thing that she finds out that sells. Racism gets people to tune in.
So during Black History Month in the 80s, Oprah started booking KKK members to show up wearing sheets and hoods.

Intermittently, she would book guests with something important to say, too.

Like when she did the Women with Sexual Disorders episode and talked to a woman who had never orgasmed.

Oprah brought in a sex surrogate to coach her on air, which elicited a flood of complaints as Kitty Kelly documents.

Yesterday's show was gross, said one woman.

I don't know how else to describe it. Absolutely degrading.
There are millions of women who never experience sexual pleasure, said Oprah. We had 633 calls from women yesterday after the show on the computer.
We made lots of women feel they are not alone. And this is what makes, especially in this era, it's always back and forth, right? Because there's this mix of like, oh, that's some of the grossest TV I've heard about.
And like, oh, you're really pushing out some very unhealthy attitudes towards dieting into society. And also, it's incredibly important for people to know about stuff like sexual dysfunction, and that there's like coaching for that and to not feel ashamed.
Like this is a thing that we can talk about in public. And Oprah's always so much of both of those things.
That said, for every episode like this, you'd get where it's like, yeah, I'm glad someone in the fucking 80s was talking about like sexual dysfunction and the fact that there are treatments available that you can and should seek. You go right from that to Oprah being like, also the devil is coming for your children.
And this is going to get us onto one of my favorite subjects, how Oprah Winfrey helped start the satanic panic. But first.
Yes, but first, you know who else is the devil? But like the sexy devil. Like the devil when he's played by that guy who also played the president in the Command and Conquer Red Alert 2, you know? That guy? I'm just nodding.
You're just nodding. Everyone's just nodding.
Nobody else remembers that guy. He played the devil once.
Look him up. Wasn't that delicious? So good.
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We're back. Four people are so happy I just made that reference.
Everyone else has stopped listening forever. So, Satanic Panic.
In 1989, a Canadian psychiatrist and con man named Lawrence Pazder wrote a book about his patient, who he later married, Michelle Smith, claiming he'd recovered her memories of participating in elaborate, impossible satanic rituals while being abused for the devil's gain. This book, Michelle Remembers, helped launch the satanic panic, a religious moral panic that ruined hundreds of lives and laid much of the groundwork for QAnon to take off today.
We maybe don't get the Trump presidency without the satanic panic. That was some necessary groundwork, right? You gotta put in those load-bearing pillars.
And this is where that's coming from. And Oprah helps get it off the ground.
She brings Lawrence and Michelle on to her show, along with several other prominent. If you are a satanic panic con person, right, who is like, I worship the devil.
I sacrificed babies. Oprah will let you say whatever to, at this point, literally tens of millions of people are tuning into her show.
I want to start with a clip of a 1986 episode, which wasn't about the satanic panic, but contained a sting for their upcoming episode on devil worshipers. And I want to play this just because, you know, we talk, I throw to ads in a lot of, you know, different ways here,

but I got to bow to the master class here.

All right, we'll come back

and we're going to talk about sex some more.

Back in a moment.

The devil!

The screen after she says that

is just a picture of the devil on a TV screen

holding his own tail with a...

Thursday, victims of satanic worship.

I love that.

I'm gonna play, or I'm gonna have Sophie play another clip. I think from closer to 1989 or 1990, most of Oprah's early shows are not preserved in a convenient way.
So I did my best here. My next guest was used also in worshiping the devil, participated in human sacrifice rituals, rituals and cannibalism.
She says her family has been involved in rituals for generations. She is currently in extensive therapy, suffers from multiple personality disorder, meaning she's blocked out many of the terrifying and painful memories of her childhood.
Rachel, who is also in disguise to protect her identity. You come from generations of ritualistic abuse? Yes, my family has an extensive family tree,

and they keep track of who's been involved and who hasn't. Plus, is she in disguise?

Yes.

They did.

Really?

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay, what's the disguise?

What's the disguise?

She just looks like the lady.

I mean, I thought we were going to find out.

Is it the boot in there?

She's wearing a wig and glasses.

Disguise. Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Kinted her. Yeah.
She takes those glasses off. Her family's not going to recognize it.
The devil can't catch her. Sorry.
Presuming. Just was very thrown off by them being like, Oprah being like, this lady's in disguise.
It's impossible to tell. They zoom in on her i and i don't say this to shame her i'm

shaming the 90s you can't tell a bad wig from normal hair in like 1990 no you can't like there's no way to do it but that brooch is long that brooch is something yes who hasn't been involved and it's gone back to like 1700.

And so you were?

Right. I was born into a family that And it's gone back to like 1700.

And so you were?

Right. I was born into a family that believes in this.

And this is, does everyone else think it's a nice Jewish family?

From the outside you appear to be a nice Jewish girl?

Definitely.

And you all are worshipping the devil inside the home? Right. There's other Jewish families across the country.

Not just me.

Really?

So, I don't think I have to tell you why this is dangerous.

That's a real bad thing to have 20 million people watching.

Like, oh, not great. All the Jews are secretly worshipping the devil.
They might appear as like wholesome, normal family, but behind closed doors. Oh, so, yeah, Oprah is literally just doing the blood libel on daytime TV on the most popular talk show in the country.
And we're going to continue here because it just gets, I am shocked that this was allowed. What kinds of things went on in the family? Well, there would be rituals in which babies would be sacrificed and you would have to you know babies um there were people who um bred

babies in our family no one would know about it a lot of people were overweight so you couldn't tell if they were pregnant or not or they would supposedly go away for a while and then come back the other thing i want to point out not all jewish people sacrifice babies i mean Okay.

What's the matter of it?

We kind of know that.

I just want to play that.

This is the first time I heard of any Jewish people sacrificing babies.

But anyway, good. I think we kind of know that.
I just want to point out that.

This is the first time I've heard of any Jewish people sacrificing babies.

But anyway, so you witnessed the sacrifice, right?

When I was very young, I was forced to participate in that,

in which I had to sacrifice an infant.

And the purpose of sacrifice is to what?

Is to bring you what?

What are you sacrificing for?

For power.

Yeah. I have a lot of questions.
So many questions. First off, do we think it makes it better for Oprah to offhandedly be like, I've never heard of Jewish people sacrificing babies before.
Anyway, tell me about these Jewish baby sacrifices. Wow.
Oh, God. I mean this does get closer to her

future crimes of like like clearly if even even if you want to remove like the any sort of like willful malice from oprah like a pretty shameful credulity is on display here yes like yeah like my as a middling journalist my first question would be are you not worried you're gonna get arrested because you just admitted to murdering a baby on television yeah you know that's a crime right right there's no statute of limitations on killing a baby so i have a question like wait like what is the production of this like behind the scenes like where did they find this lady did they just like oh you've got a story about killing babies and sacrifice come on on the air tell us about it you know you get pieces of this nobody will directly say like we just we're full of shit right we just lied um you know but but you you can tell that what's happening you get this like that previous clip where Oprah's like, I want a priest who did this and this and this, right? Because it'll sell an episode. She's like, I want someone talking about sacrificing babies.
And you know what exists in the world? And you don't have to coach people on this. If you let enough people know you can get on TV in front of 20 million people, if you talk about sacrificing a baby, there will be someone whose desperation for attention is so high that they will come on television and claim to have sacrificed a baby.
That's the way people are. That's the person you should give a platform for sure.
That's a healthy person, well-adjusted. Help them spread their message.
Yes, we love Oprah Winfrey doing things that are, again, as a guy who's read a lot of Nazi propaganda,

almost indistinguishable from Nazi propaganda.

Like, this is specifically one of the major justifications of the Holocaust.

Jews are abducting Christian babies and sacrificing them to the devil.

Like, that is really bad to do.

I really can't emphasize enough how dangerous this thing is.

And if you look at shit like in QAnon, right, where there's a like a third of the country believes that the Democratic Party are literally eating babies to gain everlasting youth, which like just look at Nancy Pelosi, guys. She's not she's not getting everlasting youth like her hip just broke.
This is unequivocal bastardism. This is a bad thing to be doing.
Yeah. Presumably the thing was like, wink, we're not going to ask you any hard questions.
Let's just get the ratings. Just tell me.
Give me some details. It's so so fucked up that like on one hand, when you're doing this about like you are talking to someone about their difficulty, you know, I've never experienced an orgasm.
You're asking these kind of questions to get them to say more. That is making other people with the problem of whom there are many feel less alone.
Same thing with like sexual assault survivors. and then have you're you have absolutely no compunction with like i'll do the same thing for lies about jews sacrificing babies yeah um fascinating stuff i'm so curious if she because it sounds like at one point in her career she really thought of herself as like a news person a journalism person what does she think about career now? You know, here's the thing, because Oprah never really trained in journalism very much.
I don't know if she maybe believes this, if she thinks these are the same. Like, that's kind of the thing to me, but also I want to be like, you are clearly brilliant.
You are in a once in a lifetime genius at least at some things but also as we've all seen we've all become increasingly aware of people who are like well you're clearly brilliant at one thing and now your access to twitter has made us all aware that you don't understand anything else the evidence is is seems to be that people who are brilliant at one thing may actually be terrible at everything else.

Substandard at most other things.

It may just be that Oprah is a

once in a lifetime

mind when it comes to the business

of entertainment and also

honestly believed this woman was sacrificing

babies with her family.

I don't know.

Now that said, the fact that we have quotes from her being like, hey, get me a priest who said this makes me kind of lean more in the direction of no Oprah, Oprah knew, right? Some of this, a lot of this is bullshit. And it was just trying to get eyeballs on the TV.
I don't, I think it's often a mix. Like, I don't know how much she's able to parse it herself.
I want to talk about another incident that kind of really makes me go back and forth, which is the McMartin preschool satanic abuse scandal. Now, we cover this in our episodes on the satanic panic.
But the gist of the case is that a bunch of parents became convinced that their children, more than 300 of them in all, had been systematically abused by a satanic cult headed by the McMartin family who ran a private preschool. The initial allegations, which included claims that one of the alleged molesters could fly, were made by Judy Johnson, who suffered from schizophrenia and was a hardcore alcoholic.
From her allegations, a community hysteria developed, which was stoked by an abuse therapy clinic run by Key McFarlane, who provided

investigations that pushed children with leading questions towards generating allegations.

A whole lot of people had their lives ruined by this.

And despite the fact that the investigation literally dug up the ground around the school

to try to find secret satanic torture tunnels, no one was ever convicted of molesting any

kids.

And people, I don't, I hate re-litigating this because people are always like, well, but they did find tunnels. No, they didn't.
They found trash buried underneath the school because a farm had been there and people bury trash. All of the shit that was buried in there was stuff from the era at which there was a farm there where people were burying trash the dead animal bones that's just what happens in the ground guys that's just how things are it's not they weren't running tunnels to molest toddlers for the devil it's it's also just like the logistics of like running a fucking satanic cult like what the fuck are you talking about again it's one of those and like i'm not saying no kid ever got molested at this or other preschools like that a lot of times the satanic abuse does come from there's a real sexual abuse problem and then it gets turned into something that absolutely isn't happening and again shitloads of innocent people get wrapped into it too yeah i don't.
I'm not saying that was happening at McMartin because again, nobody got convicted of anything. It's not highly correlated with Satan.
No. In fact, it might be higher correlated with Satan's old friend.
Yeah. And in fact, church leaders southern baptist leaders catholic priests police officers

these are the people who are molesting kids and honestly more than any of those

their own parents and relatives that's who does it that's who molests kids but it's so much more

satisfying to believe it's some like big conspiracy and andrew to your point look at

a cousin and an uncle huh sorry what they can fucking fly what do they need tunnels

I'm sorry. big conspiracy.
And Andrew, to your point, why would they even need the tunnels? A cousin and an uncle, huh? Sorry, what? They can fucking fly. What do they need tunnels for? Yeah, yeah.
What do they need? Why are they doing this in tunnels? Like, why does that make more sense? Yeah. So, as this, in this case, winds on for like a couple of years, Oprah, it is constantly on the show.
They are following, this is like the O.J. Simpson trial, you know, before the O.J.
Simpson trial for Winfrey and her, like they are following every twist and turn in this case, breathlessly. And when these people don't get convicted, Oprah and her audience are outraged.
She refuses to accept this. She brings a bunch of the children and parents and even some of the jurors onto the show to re-litigate the case.
And she's not the only person doing this. She's part of a trend in daytime TV.
Geraldo Rivera does the same thing. So does Sally Jesse Raphael.
But as LA Times columnist Howard Rosenberg noted, compared to them, Geraldo was as judicious as the Supreme Court. In other words, he's saying Geraldo's coverage of this was responsible next to Oprah's.

And Geraldo Rivera is not a responsible man.

I don't know how else to describe him.

Again, when he got hit in the nose

with that chair,

it was the best thing

that ever happened to this country.

Quote, and here's Rosenberg.

The level of fairness here

was typified by Winfrey's admission

that she would have made

a poor McMartin juror

because I would say

the children said it. All right, you're right.
The studio audience applauded. You see pieces of this too that like if the children say it, it's true.
If a mom says it, it's true. It's like, no, you have to have an evidentiary standard when you are accusing huge numbers of people of hideous crimes.
You can't just say we put a bunch of kids in a room and wouldn't let them leave until they told stories of satanic molestation tunnels and then lock people up forever. That's a bad way to run a society.
Yeah, I don't know. It's good stuff.
That's so wild. While she's doing this, she has all these people on.
And she tells like a former McMartin student like to tell the audience what she told the jury like over 16 days of testimony and while this is happening like you're getting these frequent shots of the audience like shaking their heads and like listening to these horrible stories one of the moms tells Winfrey I'm outraged at this verdict and yeah And yeah, it's it's just it's very irresponsible. I don't know.
I think it's probably bad for there to be a case where all of these people are run through the mud on television, then acquitted and then have a whole show where you're like, but actually they were still guilty. These people molest these innocent people molested a shitload of kids are running a like their lives are already ruined.

Oprah, what are you doing? still guilty these people molest these innocent people molested a shitload of kids are running a

like their lives are already ruined oprah what are you doing i don't know i don't like this i don't like has she ever spoken about any of that no no no no no and i'd have to imagine if she did the answer would be like well everybody was doing it like this is what people did on tv but you were the most popular of them

right right right

yeah

it is this thing with, I mean, even the most popular shows, though, it's like you are still following trends. Like, you may have a hand on the scale, for sure.
But there is a point, too, where, you know, the, as we've seen multiple times, like the snowball gets out of control of control and you are simply regardless of your size, you are along for the ride. Yep.
Well, how's everyone feeling so far? Ugh. Finally got bad.
It did, it did. I mean, it was pretty bad before but finally Oprah's doing some evident bad.
The worm has turned, you would say.

Anyway.

Plugs?

Now that everybody's been bummed, way to go.

Yeah.

I know, that was like a tough spot to end at, I guess.

Although I will say, I'm still thinking about that headline

or that title of her

review MLK shot twice

that I'm going to be thinking about

that one for a long time. That is

a level of petty that is very

beautiful. Very nice.

I don't

know. I got a podcast called Yo

Is This Racist. It's fine.

Check out Yo Is This Racist. Check out there are no girls on the internet uh and find our our our hosts online and let them know your favorite moment from the oprah winfrey show bombard us all on blue sky with your favorite oprah clips don't do that oh do it to me i i mean i've, like, bite my tongue because I have so much to say.
Go ahead and spam me on Blue Sky. I want to hear your favorite Oprah takes.
I'll tell you mine. Don't bite your tongue.
Oh, it would just be me talking about, and another time on Oprah, she did this. And then another episode, she did that.
It would be so unfun to listen to. Well, part four, we're gonna Yeah, we'll find out find out.
We'll find out how unfunny this. We're going to supercharge Bridget.
Just let you loose. Until next time, folks, don't put people up in front of the country and tell them that you sacrifice babies for the devil.
Avoid that. Yeah.
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