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That's awful.

And I should have seen it coming. Hello and welcome to Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff.
We're back in case you noticed we weren't here but now we're here. The we in this case is me, Margaret Kiljoy, and my producer Sophie.
Hi, Sophie. Hi, Magpie.
And my guest, Robert Evans. Hi, Magpie.
I listened to when I was buying hay today. Right before this, I went to go get hay for my livestock at the feed store, and they were playing that song Brandy.
And so now I am in my head remixing that song instead of being about a woman whose lover dies at sea uh to be about you making podcasts excellent well we can make hay from that one time robert and i went and got hay and it was the first time in a little while at my pickup truck got to be a pickup truck beside well i guess it was was a camper. Actually, we filled my camper full of hay is what happened.
Yes, yes. And it took me a long time to get all the hay out.
It does take a long time to get all the hay out. But it was worth it because then the goats got to eat hay.
And the goats love hay. So, this week.
Speaking of saying hay. Oh, we should say hey to Rory, who's our audio engineer.
Hi, Rory. Hi, Rory hi rory hi rory and our theme music was written for us by on woman and for no particular reason not at all i actually genuinely picked the subject and started researching it before the activities that happened last week you did like like i can vouch for you you 100 did and i'm glad you you don't have to vouch for me in court about it i'm just but but i would and it would be i would be truthful i have like documentation fully it's true because the thing we're going to talk about robert evans have you ever heard of um people trying to assassinate people that they don't like no assassinations no one would ever do such a thing no one would ever do such a thing and then have it immediately cause blue cross blue shield to reverse a policy on denying claims arbitrarily when the surgery takes too long to pay for anesthetic.
That would never happen. No, there's not a whole saying about direct action gets the goods.
You all are listening to this in the future where the knock on effects will have become more more clear but right now we know very we only know one knock-on effect of last week's which is if you've got blue cross you now have to be less worried about getting surgery yeah and waking up in the middle of surgery which is basically everyone's nightmare yeah literally that is so like so many people have that fear and that it's ghoulish yeah it. It's so gross.
Mm-hmm. Well, the person that we're going to talk about attempting to assassinate in the past, who's already dead, is a little fascist you might have heard of named Mussolini.
Mussolini? I hardly know. Lini? Okay.
Pass. It's not going to work.
Sorry. Muss Mussolini originally this is going to be a a two-parter where one part was the people who tried when Mussolini was coming up and then the second part was going to be people who succeeded when he was coming down but it's actually all going to be about people who tried when he was coming up because there were so many did you know that an an awful lot of people tried to kill Mussolini? Yes.
I mean, it's like with Hitler, right? Like you've got that guy who tried to blow him up and that and almost did that fucking Carpenter who tried to blow him up in one of the halls he was speaking at all sorts of pre attempts. So I wasn't really familiar with the ones on Mussolini, but I was sure there had been some.
We're going to talk about, I think, eight of them today or this week. Yeah, that sounds like the right amount.
Yeah. And so far by my count, I was counting right before I recorded, I was talking to one of my friends about it.
So far by my count, we've got one socialist, one Catholic, one Republican and five anarchists attempted to kill Mussolini. So, Benito Mussolini is famously one of the founders of fascism.
The ideology that is genuinely and truly bad, that 95% of the people on this planet agree is bad. We just don't agree about what counts as fascism.
Yes, that's's part of the problem yeah yeah it doesn't help that i mean because some people use fascism to just being anyone i don't like or any authoritarianism right and that's not an accurate way to talk about things we shouldn't call our enemies fascist when they're not fascists no like stalin stalin wasn't really a fascist. No, because in part fascists come to power through popular acclaim as a result of like setting themselves up in opposition to the left.
There's this also idea that Stalin does kind of fit in with the attitude that like the fascist dictator embodies the people in some way. Although the way in which like Soviet propaganda talked about Stalin was actually quite different from the way fascist propaganda tends to talk about the leader being like an embodiment of the people.
But there are some similarities. Like there's a bunch of stuff.
Syncretism is a big part. Go read your Umberto Echo.
Well, there's gonna be a bunch of Umbertos in this episode but not echo yeah but it turns out umberto is sort of the mike of italy well they're yeah michelle is probably the mike of italy but um fascism is one of the most convoluted and complex political ideologies to ever come about which is one of the reasons why you can kind of point to anything and call it fascism and be wrong but also also be like, you see where you're coming from about it, you know, because it's not actually a simple ideology. The more as I was reading this, because Italian fascism in particular comes out of where the right and the left meet.
And it is not a, well, we'll talk about this. I'm not going to get too deep into the weeds of defining fascism today, but I want to talk first about someone who 100% absolutely, I am certain, would have been fine with assassinating someone like Benito Mussolini about 15 years before Benito Mussolini came to power.

That man who would have been totally fine with killing Benito Mussolini was Benito Mussolini. Oh, well, yeah, yeah, no, that makes sense.
Yeah. To open up a can of worms that the internet is not equipped to handle, Benito Mussolini, the founder of the world's deadliest far right ideology, started on the left.
Yep, he sure did. Kind of adjacent to anarchism yeah we're gonna talk about that there's gonna be a lot of also started as a journalist hooray uh yeah yeah he was a socialist for a long ass time he was at least a second leftist.
Mussolini was born in the year 1883,

and he was the child of a blacksmith socialist and a Catholic schoolteacher.

He got named after a series of socialists and leftists because of his father,

and then he was baptized Catholic because of his mom.

He's named Benito after Benito Juarez, the liberal president of Mexico.

And his middle names, which I forgot to look up in Italian, are Andrea and Amalekare. And these are after two anarchists.
Because his father was part of the Anarchist International, which was an anti-authoritarian socialist organization in the 1870s. I'm just going straight into the, like, the...
This is like when I have to talk about eugenics on this show you know whenever I have to talk about something that was like really common and easily understood in the 19th century that makes no sense in the 21st century Italian nationalism is really intertwined with the left and it's really intertwined with anarchism yeah and that I mean it makes sense when you're coming out of a world like not not very long before this period, Italy had been fucking Habsburg property. Much of Italy, at least, had been Habsburg property.
Right. Like and when all of these things that we now just see is like, well, obviously, Italy's a country.
Obviously, Croatia is a country when they're all the property of some guy in his inbred family, it's a lot less weird that it's a left-wing position to talk about nationalism. Yeah, totally.
Benito Mussolini never did really roll with the anarchists. He kind of wanted to at different points.
When he was a socialist, he was firmly in the authoritarian socialist camp, but he studied a lot of anarchist theory. He remained friendly with anarchists.
He was either dating or just friends with, I've read both, the anarchist orientalist poet named Lita Raffinelli. He translated two of the anarchist Peter Kropotkin's books from French into Italian.
And, because, yeah, he was a journalist, he read newspapers and kind of... If you were a political person in the 19th century if you were like a political leader your thing was that you were a journalist your thing is that you read a newspaper yeah I mean it's the same it's the same reason is that with the the generation coming up and the next generation are all going to get their starts on TikTok and Twitter and like we're already seeing this on the right, right? I mean, and the left to a degree,

you know?

Because that's...

It's not the journalism.

Tweeting is not

or making TikTok

is not journalism,

but journalism wasn't

what we would consider

journalism back then.

It was just the best way

of getting propaganda

to the masses.

Yeah.

And it was...

Yeah, you wrote polemics

and propaganda

just literally meant

propagating ideas.

If you had an idea

and you wanted to tell people about it, you would propagandize the idea.

So Mussolini, the thing that's going to come up throughout this week's story is that he's clearly into authoritarianism, right?

But there's something he liked about the anarchists.

He liked their courage.

He liked their commitment.

And he liked action.

You know, he wasn't the kind of guy who wanted people to wait around and talk about things he wanted people to go out and do things he also for a long time shared their opinion that killing autocrats was just fine i mean look there's a venn diagram we may not like to say it but like there's a venn diagram at points between me and mussolini's life right no totally i'm not against killing early 20th century autocrats theoretically right yeah totally yeah if we had a time machine we would feel justified in going back and killing absolute monarchs from the 19th century and earlier look if i could go back in time and stab the king of italy i would try to

well that's gonna bring us to this week's first assassin is it the guy who stabbed the king of italy i actually can't remember whether this guy stabbed or shot him uh this is the first okay this is the only successful assassin we're gonna talk about for a while but he shaped a lot of italy's politics for a long time and his that man's name was gatano bresci he was a weaver from italy who emigrated to the u.s in the 19th century to patterson new jersey and it's kind of funny because there's all of these different hidden secret anarchist strongholds of the past i don't normally think about New Jersey when I think about anarchism.

But Patterson, New Jersey,

very strong Italian anarchist scene.

The next little bit,

because it's been a little while since I've looked up Gatano Bresci,

I used to write about him a lot,

so I'm kind of going into

a little bit story mode

when I talk about Gatano Bresci.

I'm going to have more direct sources

for the rest of the people

I'm going to talk about,

just so everyone knows.

Gatano Bresci was hanging out in New Jersey

with his Irish wife, Sophie, which is a good name. I agree.
Right? Yeah. And his two daughters.
And she's going to be all right in this story. Cool.
Yeah. Cool, cool, cool.
Don't bring the name down. Yeah.
No, no, she's great. No negative notes on Sophie.
In 1898, there were these food riots in Italy, and the government was like, well, a specific general was like, why don't we just murder the entire crowd that's rioting? And so they did that. And we will think food riots, they usually think like, oh, everyone lost their mind and was running around and burning things or whatever.
These were organized strikes that were met with lethal force. At least 80 protesters and two soldiers were killed.
Jesus. And so King Umberto I, what did he do? And everyone at the time was like, oh, the king is the true, you know, a lot of like populism is based on the idea that the government's bad, but the king's good.
And this translates to fascism too, right? During the Third Reich, there was always this idea that like if only hitler knew right about the worst nazi policies yeah yeah this is the same thing with the czar yeah yeah no totally yeah we see this again and again and so i think everyone was kind of expecting umberto to come in and be like well you probably shouldn't have done that right uh oh i did promise you more than one umberto, and this is one of them. There's gonna be another one probably on Wednesday.

But what Umberto I did

is awarded the guy who ordered the massacre

a Medal of Honor.

And Catano Bresci,

he didn't like that.

He was living in New Jersey with Sophie.

He'd started an anarchist paper with some folks,

and he'd put up a fuckton of money

to start that paper. It was like 200 bucks at the time, which is like several thousand dollars now.
He didn't want anyone else to get in trouble for what he decided to do. So he didn't tell anyone.
He didn't tell Sophie. He just told her he had to go deal with some stuff like family stuff in Italy.
He didn't tell his comrades. He went into the newspaper and said, hey, all that seed money I put in, I need it back now.
And they were like, why? And he was like, not your business. Give me my money back.
And so everyone kind of thought he was a sellout and he was just like getting his money to go fuck off, right? Everyone thought he left the movement. But he got his money back and he bought two things.
He bought a Smith & Wesson and he bought a one-way ticket to paris that's a song that's a warren zivon song right there smith and wesson and a one-way ticket to paris excellent and a king is gonna die and unlike a lot of would-be assassins that we've talked about on this show bresci practiced with the revolver which is always key yes yeah he made his way uh probably to Rome he made his way to Italy he spent two days scouting out the area where he knew the king was gonna be and then on July 29th 1900 he went out and he got some ice cream I think he had lunch with like a stranger and just hanging out. And he was like, you're going to remember me, guy.

And then he waited for Umberto to come through,

waiting in the crowd that was all there

to cheer on their glorious leader.

And he shot Umberto to death.

The crowd immediately grabbed him.

Gatano said,

I did not kill Umberto.

I have killed the king.

I have killed a principal.

Hell, oh, oh, that's, that's a good line. That's a good line.
Back home in New Jersey, his anarchist friends were like, oh, I guess we judged him wrong. And they started a fund to look after his kids and support his family.
His wife came to Italy and testified to his good character in court. His whole family was arrested in an investigation into conspiracy, but eventually everyone was let go.
And Italy under a king had a more fair criminal justice system than the United States does today. They didn't have the death penalty.
Mussolini is going to bring that back later. So he gets life in prison.
He was held in solitary confinement. He had one hour a day of exercises, like feet were like manacled to the floor.
They didn't treat him great. Less than a year later, he was found hanging in his cell and modern historians are reasonably certain he was murdered at the time.
Everyone's like he just killed himself interestingly enough this assassination didn't bring in sweeping reactionary forces or anything like usually people are like oh you killed the king and something worse is going to happen this changed things but it the existing like kind of leftist government stayed in power and things kind of chugged along okay it didn't even lead to they like cracked down on the anarchist movement but they didn't come through and destroy it it did lead to more international cooperation between law enforcement when i first started dreaming up this show years ago it was kind of in a different context and i wanted to talk about anarchist history and i was like, you know, they literally invented international policing to stop us.

Why are all of our books boring?

Has been my, like, go-to tagline.

Because they did.

International policing exists because of trying to stop the anarchist movement.

Because nothing gets people to work together.

Like, when people go around and kill, like, poor people,

everyone's like, oh, that sucks.

Whatever. When people go around and kill kings poor people everyone's like oh that sucks whatever when people go around and kill kings kings work together to make sure that that stops yeah no kings are great at like really union behave they they really work like unions royalty yeah when they're when someone comes for them as a class they band together yeah one Yeah.
One person who defended Gatano Bresci doing a little king murder was a man by the name of Benito Mussolini. His fellow socialists were claiming Bresci was crazy for having killed the king, right? Mussolini said that tyrannicide was, quote, the occupational hazard of being a king which i don't know i mean talking about occupational hazards yeah i feel confident saying that being a king is a pre-existing condition yeah yeah totally but what isn't a pre-existing no but what else we're obliged to do is play ads for you now.

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Now, this might shock you, Robert. Did you know Mussolini didn't stay leftist? Really? Now, I thought you were talking about Benny Mussolini, the man who invented the three-day weekend.
Well, I was reading a whole bunch on that website X about how actually the fascists are socialists and

leftists. You're of course referring to the website that just plays a looping video of the song X gonna give it to you.
That's where I get all of my historical information about anarchists in the early 1900s as well. Yes.
Uh huh. Yeah.
My X feed is certainly playing looping videos of something right now. So Mussolini was kicked out of the Socialist Party because he supported interventionism.
He supported Italy fighting in World War I. And along the way, he started developing his theories on fascism, which was basically, what if you took revolutionary socialism and then replaced it with revolutionary nationalism?

Instead of class solidarity, you had national solidarity.

What if you made all of the poor people suck up to the rich people and then defend the nation as a concept?

The leftist trappings and some of the leftist strategies, but with right wing goals.

Because at the time, right wing was just like the status quo, right? If you defend like the monarchy or whatever, you're right-wing. So there's nothing really revolutionary about it.
But fascism was like, no, but we want the revolution and we want to like feel cool and edgy, but we also want to, we really like the taste of boots. And so we're going to become fascists and invent this new ideology.
For a few years, a lot of politics in Italy was happening in the streets, fascists versus anti-fascists fighting it out. And for a good several years, Mussolini tried to make common cause with the anarchists specifically to join him against the socialists and the communists.
After all, this is the period where the Bolsheviks in Russia were murdering anarchists en masse. And so some folks,

there was a chance that Mussolini was even going to go anarchist during this

time.

I actually don't buy it,

but I read one person making this argument.

He actually risked alienating his base with how much he appreciated the

anarchists.

Interesting.

Because his,

his,

his base was like,

no,

those are the people we just go fight in the streets.

But Mussolini kind of admires their commitment their commitment right and the anarchists don't want him muslimi said quote we are always ready to admire men who are willing to die for a faith they believe in selflessly and this is him contrasting the anarchists to the cowardly socialists the anarchists in so many words told him to eat shit and die. They refused his overtures again and again, and soon enough, they're going to try really, really hard to just outright kill this man.
The most famous Italian anarchist, then and now, is this guy named Errico Malatesta. He's popped into a bunch of our stories on this show, like when comrades got him to Argentina by smuggling him in a crate of sewing machines, And then he helped the baker's union there become the most radical union in that country and the model that all the other unions rushed to follow and how today in Argentina, there are still pastries named by the anarchist bakers, like little books and little bombs.
I really like Malatesta. He's always in and out of jail.
He's an older fellow now. I think he's in his 60s at this point that we're talking about and while he's in prison in Italy there's a huge campaign to free him and who supports that campaign but Benito Mussolini even though his followers are fighting the anarchists in the streets during this time Malatesta gets out and he can't get any paper for his newspapers because of political pressure against him.
And Mussolini offers him paper to print on. And Malatesta is like, no, what? No.
So Mussolini keeps trying to be friends with him. But some anarchists and folks from every ideology did turn fascist, right? Because you can't have a new ideology without it starting with people who used to have other ideologies.
An awful lot of anarchists turned fascist. Orwell has a really good essay about this.
George Orwell has a really good essay about this called Notes on Nationalism. It basically lays out the case that a lot of political extremists are into extremism, not the idea that the extremism is attached to.
So you get people going from the

radical left to the radical right reasonably often. And this, unfortunately, ties into the

first time that I've found of someone trying to kill Mussolini. Some anarchists got together in

1921 before Mussolini ever even took formal power. He does that in 1922.
And they're like, all right,

we got to kill this guy. They delegated one among their number, a man named Biagio Masi, to go kill Mussolini.
Instead, Biagio went to Mussolini and told him the whole plan. Mussolini protected him.
And then the very next day, because Mussolini is just being, I don't know, cunning or whatever. Yeah yeah Mussolini goes and gives a speech about how the government needs to really release Malatesta right even though he has just learned that the anarchists are trying to kill him he's a 4d chess kind of man this Mussolini yeah yeah unfortunately he is he was I mean one thing you learn about Mussolini and all these guys with the exception of franco who unfortunately kept a pretty good grip on his rationality throughout his life is most of them are a lot more cunning and better at planning before they get into power and it's almost like power damages your brain in a way that makes you less capable of like clamping down on your own worse impulses and analyzing things logically that makes sense to me there's also this thing where people are always like mussolini is like the little brother of hitler you know and he's kind of a joke because italy's military might is not the same as germany's right mussolini pulled off something pretty incredible like terrible evil but like he did become dictator of a major country that is like a hard thing to do i mean i think i could become dictator of italy yeah no i i know but you get you give me six months margaret okay six months and a lot of pizza pies if we know anything about our Italians.
Pizza Hut's probably fine. I really like the pizza in Italy.
I like how every country, not every country, but most countries I've been to, the American version of their national food is hard to get vegan, but in the country that I'm in, it's actually reasonably easy. It, it's really easy to just go into any train station in Italy and buy vegan pizza.
You could feel about this however you want, but undeniably, like, one of the most intense flexes in the history of international conflict is when the U.S. had the former premier of the Soviet Union become a spokesman for Pizza Hut.
like, that was just such a, wow, well, I guess you guys lost that Godflet. Jesus.
Jesus. So Mussolini comes to power in October 1922, first as the prime minister.
There's something that's like not Nautaku I mean it's not a coup but it's also not not a coup

right 30,000 of his

black shirts his personal army

marched on Rome in the

march on Rome

the liberal government was like hey let's declare martial

law to stop this but then the king was like

no let's just put that guy in charge instead

Mussolini

immediately helped out the rich people

he was not a fucking leftist at this point

immediately helped out all the

rich people centralized power was not a fucking leftist at this

point. Immediately helped out all the rich people, centralized power, and just was a right-wing shitbag.
By 1924, he was like, look, there's not a democracy anymore, okay? It's just fascism, and Italy became fascist. And people didn't really like that.
There are some occupational hazards to being a dictator.

First and most famous at the time,

but not the most famous now,

was a socialist politician named Tito Zanaboni.

And don't worry if you're like,

hey, that sounds like Zanaboni and you think that's clever.

Don't worry.

There's two Zanabonis later.

Okay?

Okay.

But this one's Zanaboni.

This is not a serious country.

Look, I know we're talking about serious things, but Italy, I'm sorry. It's just not.
One time I was in Italy and my friend took me to her very nice apartment in, I don't remember which city. I was on tour for like a month there and I went to a bunch of cities.
And she looks out and I'm like, how do you afford this amazing, fantastic place? And she goes to the window and points down to this public square right outside. and she was like looks out and i'm like how do you afford this like amazing fantastic place and she goes to the window and points down to this like public square right outside and she's like that's where the mafia assassinates like executes people in public no one wants to live here i mean shit you could do that in front of my house if it if i could have paid like you know 30 less absolutely look i'm not i'm not getting involved with the mafia they got no reason to be pissed at me yeah i don't see shit yeah i don't even hear gunshots at night i don't know what you're talking about yeah mafia what most of the places that i've been really nice that like have been aesthetically really nice that i can afford to live in have had gunshots outside at night.
Yeah, that's true. I mean, I have twice been coming home to my house when someone has a couple of blocks away been shooting it out with the police.
Yeah. A nice place to live.
A nice place to live. And like, I'm not the police, so I'm not worried if I can't shut.
I'm not the police. These people have no reason to be angry at me.
Yeah. so before we talk about tito we're going to talk about another italian socialist politician giacomo mattia totti mattia mattia and his best friend bucca di beppo mattia mattia was a socialist politician who tried repeatedly to expose expose Mussolini and fascism for what they were.

After he published a book against the fascists and accused them of fraud, the fascists, who were certainly people of action, on June 10th, 1924, Giacomo was kidnapped by the fascist secret police who stabbed him to death with a carpenter's file, I believe in the car. This was't a lot of ways the thing that paved the way for mussolini to declare himself dictator i'm going to oversimplify this dangerously but after a lot of hand wringing and investigations and castigations of the fascists for this kind of thing eventually mussolini was like look i'm a fascist though i'm in charge and we're going to stab people to death with Carpenter's files,

and you're just going to deal with it.

This had an enormous amount of knock-on effects.

One of them was that this other socialist politician, Tito Zanaboni,

he got real mad.

He had been part of the search efforts to find his friend.

Before that, he'd been part of signing a peace treaty

between the socialists and the fascists.

But after they killed his friend,

oh yeah, the socialists signed a peace treaty with the fascists,

I don't know. to find his friend.
Before that, he'd been part of signing a peace treaty between the socialists and the fascists.

But after they killed his friend,

oh yeah,

the socialists signed a peace treaty

with the fascists.

I think that

after I talk about all the like

anarchists who became fascists

and stuff,

it's worth pointing out

the socialists signed a peace treaty

with the fascists.

After they killed his friend,

he's like,

all right,

fuck this.

We got to shoot this guy.

And he and his friends

conspired to kill Mussolini.

Tito is a war hero,

so he got a precision rifle Thank you. After they killed his friend, he's like, all right, fuck this.
We got to shoot this guy. And he and his friends conspired to kill Mussolini.

Tito is a war hero, so he got a precision rifle,

and he set himself up to station himself in a window to shoot Mussolini from far away.

But among his co-conspirators was an informant.

So Tito, and actually a general in the Italian army, were both sent to prison.

I think they got the maximum sentence, which was 30 years at the time great the united socialist party was no more in court tito used the same defense as most of mussolini's would-be assassins used later which is the defense of yeah but fuck mussolini though somebody should shoot, you know, not always the best way to get off in court, but, like, looks good in history books. Yeah, looks good.
I mean, there's right around this time the case of Sagamon Tolerian, who a Berlin jury decided, like, oh, no, no, it was totally fine that he assassinated that guy who did a genocide. Oh, yeah, yeah, totally.
That Turkish politician. Yeah, we covered this one on the Armenian genocide episode i'm just saying i every everybody who might wind up in a court in new york start looking up jury nullifications right now yeah absolutely so tito was released in 1943 when the fascist government fell which is the other thing that comes up a lot is that revolutionaries, or in this case,

I mean, it wasn't even a revolutionary.

It was a politician who was like,

yeah, but other politicians shouldn't murder people.

You know?

And people go to jail for a really long time.

Right-wing governments often fall.

And if you can stay alive in jail long enough,

you'll be free again.

Mm-hmm.

But someone else was directly inspired by the death of giacamo mediotti one of my favorite strange and misunderstood assassins in history violet gibson have you heard of i feel like that there's one i've heard the name yeah if there's one assassin people have probably heard of violet gibson this is the most widely known attempt on his life in the modern era because it's the one that makes the coolest social media headline is there like a song there are there's actually there's songs about her there's documentaries yeah i really hope i'm thinking of the right person or else i sound dumb she was like really short right yeah yeah, yeah. Okay.
Hell yeah, hell yeah. So I love stories about short ladies doing badass things.
My grandma was like four foot 11. Hell yeah.
My grandpa was six five. And because she was so small during World War II, she had a special job.
They would hold her by her feet and shove her inside the wings of P-51 Mustangs so she could like weld them or like well bolting or she was i think welding them on the inside there was like an area that needed welds that only the tiniest girls could fit hell yeah fucking rad hell yeah as somebody who definitely can't reach things on the top shelf i'm very excited to hear more about violet it also the only person who i'm going to talk about today who successfully shot the man well done i mean one of the lessons is that nobody knew how to shoot in the past and most people don't know how to shoot today also yeah so violet gibson was a 49 year old irish woman from dublin who lived in a convent in rome and shot mussolini in the face on april 7th 1926 what's not to like god ireland stays winning yeah you know i know mostly the part to not like about the story is that uh he turned his head at the last minute yeah he didn't die and she only grazed his nose. But there are good pictures of him like with the bandage on his nose or whatever.
There's no comparisons that can be made now to the modern world. No.
About people turning their heads? Yeah, and getting grazed. Yep.
The world would have been a very different place if he had not turned his head. Yep.
Violet Gibson was a thin woman, about five foot one. Her father was the Lord Chancellor of Ireland.
She grew up, she's Anglo-Irish, right? And she grew up like- Oh, wow. So they're like the English landlord Irish type deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, like Lawrence of Arabia.
Yeah, totally. And like Lawrence of Arabia, she's crazy as shit.
But people use this to invalidate and like claim that her action wasn't political or thought out and that's what I want to argue against but I can't argue against her being crazy as shit and I'm gonna tell you why but she grew up rich as hell she was a debutante debuted in Queen Victoria's court which I only vaguely understand what is through mostly my friends who are from the South. Most telling to the story come down to, I don't know, she did it because she was crazy.
I am going to make the case that she did it because she was a politically committed Catholic socialist who wanted to do right by God and people by killing a man who went on to be responsible for millions of deaths, who was also crazy. She was always esoteric.
She was raised Protestant, right? Her mother became a Christian scientist, and so she herself experimented with Christian science. And then she got into theosophy for a while, but then she converted.
She found another esoteric religion to get involved in, Catholicism, when she was 26, and she stayed a Catholic for the rest of her life. She was sick all of the time.

Her body carried the scars of many surgeries.

And she spent years working at various pacifist organizations.

The craziest thing she did, which is left out of the leftist accounts of her story,

but it's included in the right-wing accounts of her story that are demonizing her,

but they're verifiable.

I believe this happened. So she used to walk around Dublin with a bible in one hand and a knife in the other and i hate to say it but that is that is pretty cool oh yeah no like yeah no she's i would want to meet her maybe from a distance but i would want to meet her i would want to like observe her from a from a safe distance yeah yeah exactly she talked all the time about the necessity of mortifying the flesh which is normally about like killing the urge to sin but she seemed to want to kill that was that was part of her way of understanding that particular doctrine around 1920, she attacked a young woman with a knife, cutting the woman's face and hands.
And so she spent two years in an asylum. And I don't know enough about that attack to know if there's any motivation beyond something about how she wanted to replicate the sacrifice of so-and-so in the Bible or whatever.
Sure. When she got out out she moved to a convent in Rome I believe this was kind of a like yeah you're like super rich though so you can go be in this convent her friends thought to themselves she's probably gonna kill somebody maybe the pope but they didn't try to stop her which is really funny because they're probably all Irish Catholics.

They're just like, eh, whatever.

Then,

in 1924, when

Giacomo was murdered, the guy who got murdered

to death with a carpenter's file,

she was heartbroken because

she was a Catholic socialist, right?

And so she decided to revenge that killing

by shooting herself in the chest.

The bullet bounced off her ribs and she survived.

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Mussolini at this point

god I read a whole bunch of New York Times articles

and like other like newspaper articles

from this time and they're all like

Mussolini's great we all like Mussolini

because he's stopping the Bolsheviks

you know

Mussolini was being courted by the Western world. The King of England awarded him the Order of the Bath, which is not an order to take a bath, unfortunately, but instead a knighthood.
And Violet Gibson decided that the way to glorify God was to assassinate Mussolini. So she showed up at one of his talks in 1926 with a revolver and a rock.
The rock was to break his windshield if necessary, which later assassins would have been more successful if they had also brought a rock. The modern mind can't really understand her motive, I think, because her motive was primarily religious, but it was also political.
She did it to, quote, glorify God, and an angel kept her arms steady. I told this story to a Catholic anarchist friend of mine whose response was basically like, oh, those Irish and their angels.
Mussolini turned his head at the last minute. She grazed his nose.
She tried to fire again, but the gun jammed. And I've read that what he yelled at the time that he was shot was fancy a woman but that might have been later he told the crowd don't be afraid this is a mere trifle and then like later he went on this rant about how he's totally down to die violently as long as like a good glorious death but if he's like killed by an old lady he just can't handle it which is why i wish violet had succeeded over everyone else alas yeah the crowd caught her and beat her and she was whisked away by the cops and declared insane people said that she was paranoid and that was why she tried to kill him because she was paranoid i hate to break it to the people of back then she was paranoid.
And that was why she tried to kill him. Because she was paranoid.
I hate to break it to the people of back then. She was correct about this particular thing.
She spent the rest of her life in various institutions. She wrote letter after letter pleading to be set free.
But those letters were never sent. Because, you know, women are crazy.
Right? That's a sarcastic remark yeah people probably caught on to that she told people that her mood controlled the weather okay well did it if she'd killed Mussolini she would have stopped like three million deaths maybe her moods like I want to kill Mussolini have a pretty major impact yeah I mean look I can't prove that she's wrong yeah it reminds me of when i covered joan of arc on this show where people are like oh feminist icon except you know obviously she was just crazy with her visions from god and it's just that people were conceiving of reality in different ways than we conceive of it now and i think that people have a hard time wrapping their heads around that she died in 1956 1956 at the age of 79. She did outlive Mussolini.
No family members came to her funeral. History has vindicated her, and there's now a plaque for her on her childhood home in Dublin that describes her accurately as a committed anti-fascist.
And it was articles about this from right-wing Irish people is how I learned about how she would run around and stab people and things like that. Is it possible that there was like no one at her funeral because this I mean, I had just made a comment about Ireland staying winning, but Ireland's history, re the fascists in this period is not particularly clean in large part because the fascists were in opposed to the British government.
And so there was a lot of at least the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing among the Irish, as well as the fact that Franco was like a Catholic. Like it's not a clean period for Ireland entirely either.
It's not. But she's also Anglo-Irish, right? Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, that also makes sense.
You're right. I'd forgotten that.
And I think it's i think overall it was just like oh there's our crazy aunt she's just crazy she just wanted to kill a guy you know that's like my best guess but i'm not i'm not certain people didn't like her at the time and now there's been kind of this this reclamation of her legacy but mussolini was particularly good at turning attempts on his life into popular support which is like what you do if someone tries to kill you right you can either say like oh no I'm afraid and the enemy is scary and bad which is not a good way to gain power or you can say like ha ha ha they can't get me but they want to're evil. You know? Almost every article about attempts on Mussolini's life from then or now is basically like, but this particular attempt is what Mussolini used to consolidate power.
Everything was fine until this person tried to kill him. And then she just like swept in with fascism.
Yeah, I yeah, exactly. I think that that that's people, number one, it's like working backwards, which you shouldn't do when you're trying to analyze people psychologically.
Now that said, I don't know that I would say there's, it didn't have an impact on the character of the regime, just like it's probably fair to like, whatever Trump does next, the shooting will probably have impacted because it clearly affected his mental state, right? Totally. Maybe it'll mean that he's a little less coherent and a little less like, maybe even less willing to take risks he might otherwise have taken.
Maybe it'll mean he's more vengeful. We don't know yet.
We'll all be learning soon. But it definitely, the presidency we are going to get out of him now is different than if he had won and nobody had shot him.
Right? Like, that's just, we don't know how. We'll never know how.
But that's just a reality because nearly being shot to death on live television changes you. Changes anybody.
You don't have to be a good person. And it's like, people talk about hindsight is 20-20, but it's not because you don't know what the other options were you know you can only see the one thing that happened yeah and uh mussolini would have become dictator if no one had tried to kill him yeah you know yeah and it he used moments like this to consolidate power because anyone would yeah because, because you can't let something like this go to waste.
And also just like continuing to work after you've nearly been shot to death in the head. Probably also just kind of mentally necessary.
Like you're going to make use of that because otherwise you're going to sit alone in a room and think about how you nearly got your brains blown out. Yeah, totally.
Yeah. you know he's got a lot of mistresses although new york time is just is gonna run articles i'll talk about him later but new york time is like oh he's just hanging out with his family he's a family man like oh they loved mussolini benito i mean a lot of americans really liked mussolini in part because like he was he was a very very, very much a celebrity dictator in a way that Hitler, Hitler was, but not on this.
Like Hitler was, you know, famous and managed to become beloved in Germany. Mussolini had a level of like international, like movie star cloud in part because he looked handsome in his photos in a way Hitler didn't really.

Like, he looked like a movie star, you know?

Not in real life, but he had good people working.

And he had a lot of movie stars hanging out with him,

by the way, a lot of American ones.

And he, like, knew more about philosophy and art

and shit like that, you know,

which was, like, a lot of the ways

to be kind of, like, cool at the time.

And, like, I mean, he created a philosophy, one that is still around yep it's a bad one yep so there's another thing that's going to tie into this that is going on the italian anarchist world and the italian american world and just the news in general and it's another thing that like looking back it's hard to see why this is as big of a deal as it was and this is the

trial of sacco and vanzetti have you heard of this oh yeah yeah yeah those are the two american anarchists who there was a bombing they got accused of it uh executed didn't do it right am i am i okay on the basics there so what's funny about it it's messy the the general version is Usually it is.

Yeah.

This was like cumulatively four sentences over the course of my high school education. And it's probably the only time during anyone's high school education that the word anarchist gets mentioned.
Besides like maybe you're going to get Shrogash killing McKinley, but probably not. I don't even think I learned about McKinley getting assassinated.
I don't think I learned it was an anarchist, but maybe I, maybe I was not. I barely remember high school.
Yeah. Fair enough.
I honestly, whenever I'm like my high school teacher didn't teach me this. I'm like, I don't know.
How would I have known? I got C's like, what, you know, but I definitely remember knowing that Sacco and Vanzetti had been anarchists because that one is inescapable. And it was this incredibly important celebrity trial all over the world and basically some italian american anarchists or mafia but almost certainly anarchists were robbing a guy who carried the wages basically the equivalent of an armored truck robbery and someone shot and killed the paymaster and a guard two italian american anarchists sacco and and Vanzetti, were put on trial.
The entire leftist world, not just the anarchists, was convinced that they were innocent. And basically this whole thing was seen as like a travesty of justice.
In 1921, they were found guilty and sentenced to death, but it took years for the state to kill them because the outcry was so much that they had to have all these appeals and investigations and things like that. This dragged on for years.
Later historians have been like, well, Sacco probably did it. And Vanzetti, maybe? Like, it's possible Vanzetti was there and therefore actually criminally liable, but like didn't pull the trigger.

It's also possible that they weren't there because a lot of the evidence that they did do it comes from a guy we're going to talk about later. Who's an anarchist bomb maker who turned into a fascist informant named Mario Buddha.
Uh, well, it's also an unfortunate truth that a lot of times the people who are most willing to make things like bombs are also driven more by rage than political conviction and thus very easy to swing to a politics that entirely exists on the basis of rage. Yeah.
Which is why we really do try here not to idolize people whose only contribution is that they did a violence yeah um totally even when everybody's making some very funny jokes on uh social media yeah right now about a thing that just happened no it's it's true and that is like something that um yeah fun time to have decided to write this episode and uh but the thing about the Sacco and Vanzetti case is that this trial was huge. The outcry was enormous.
And one thing that happened in this is that the fascists tried hard to capitalize on it and did capitalize on it. Because most of the outcry against the trial was that the trial was unfair as a result of the U.S.'s anti-Italian and anti-anarchist bigotry.
A fuckton of the Italian-American crowd was either anarchist or fascist. And so both the fascists and the anarchists rallied for Sacco and Vanzetti.
Mussolini was cynically using the trial to stir up nationalism at home and continuing his odd overtures to the anarchists, even though he was in power by most of this point.

And he's cracking down on the anarchists left and right.

His soldiers are burning photos of that guy Malatesta.

Anarchists are being rounded up and stuff.

Yet Mussolini is telling his ambassadors to try and intervene on behalf of Sacco and Vanzetti because Mussolini wanted to be seen as the man who protected Italians everywhere. And he has all these quotes that are like, I cannot agree with anything that these men stand for, but they're Italian, by God, and America shouldn't kill them or whatever.
I'm now paraphrasing terribly. Great stuff.
Yeah.

And I don't love their murders,

but I support them being Italian.

They,

thus they ought to be free.

Yeah,

exactly.

Exactly.

Fair enough.

And what does this have to do with Violet Gibson?

Well,

this is going to turn into one of the best zings against America that I've

ever read about.

On July 23rd, 1927, Mussolini wrote, It is certain that the execution of Sacco Vanzetti would provide the pretext for a vast and continuous agitation throughout the world. The fascist government, which is strongly authoritarian and does not give quarter to the Bolsheviks, very often employs clemency in individual cases.
The governor of Massachusetts should not lose the opportunity for a humanitarian act whose repercussions would be especially positive in Italy. And fascist newspapers were now contrasting the American government as more totalitarian than the fascist Italian government because the the Italian system, the fascist system, had let Violet Gibson return to her own country.
And there is no death penalty in Italy at this point. That's nice.
People could literally kill kings and get life in prison, comparing this to the barbaric United States. And this is the thing that I love about it.
It is like, the dude's got a point. Yep.
The US-Brisis industrial system is like a nightmare. It sure is.
And was worse than the fascist government. I mean, it depends on the stage, but at the early stages, Mussolini does eventually invade Ethiopia and deploy chemical weapons.
Yeah, that's certainly an argument that you could have made earlier in Mussolini's regime. You have to remember, he was not, he definitely was killing his political enemies.
Oh, yeah. He stabbed a dude to death of a file.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not necessarily in a way that's a higher body count than, for example, the number of black people being murdered by police in apartheid states in the United States, right? Yeah. Like, which is not a different thing to me.
I don't consider that to be better than, I don't know, rounding up like a few dozen socialists and murdering them or whatever. Like that and the constant mass, the constant murder at a pretty high rate of black men in the South by cops and vigilantes.
Like both, both things that I would put on a similar moral level. Yeah, exactly.
I'm not trying to be like, Benito Mussolini is great. No, no, no, no.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't think you were. Yeah.
I'm just saying like, yeah, that's not an irrational statement to make at that point in time, knowing what they knew. Yeah.
Yeah. And Violet, she was not alone in her quest to see the Duke die.
The next attempt was on September 11th, 1926. And this is why people remember September 11th.
Mm-hmm. And this is probably the most organized attempt.
Sophie clearly agrees with me. Did anything else happen on September 11th? Ever? That seems like one of those...
You know what that coup that happened somewhere? That was such a smooth joke. Yeah, thank you.
I'm looking at my calendar of various September 11ths that I keep for no reason. Yeah, it doesn't look like anything's ever happened on another September 11th that I've got.
Okay. You're the funniest person I know.
that must be why i celebrate 9-11 yeah wait no shit uh margaret margaret i'm getting some very bad google results suddenly we need to edit that out oh my god oh my god all those poor people holy shit yeah i lived in new york city on september 11 2001 so saw the towers on fire. Or saw the smoking remains.
But, anyway, the socialist politician had failed. The Catholic wingnut had failed.
Time to bring in the professionals. If there's one group that knows about killing kings and monarchs and stuff, it's the anarchists.
Again, we all know they failed. But you know what? They tried real hard.
the next attempt was by a man named gino lucetti who i'll tell you about along with his cousin gino because his name is gino but so is his cousin that's the thing i'm saying well i'll tell you about it on wednesday excellent you know wednesday margaret is the day that comes after Tuesday. That's a little science fact for those of you in the audience.

Robert, just thank you so much for telling us that. I have no idea.

I have no idea how we would have gone on.

We try to shoot a little bit, a couple of facts your way.

Yeah. That's why it's edutainment.

That's why it's edutainment, right?

Yeah.

So remember, folks, Wednesday, day after Tuesday.

Thursday comes the day before Monday. And that's all I got to say.
Comes before Monday. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Tomorrow is Saturday. And after Monday is the weirdest thing about Thursday.
I know. I know.
It's the day so nice. They made it happen twice.
It can't even. Something I can do with that.
Yep. Oh, Margaret, I wish you and I could hang out all 11 days of the week.
I know. I know.
That'd be nice. But I only have so many hours in the day, and I don't remember how many it is.
41. Oh, okay.
No, yeah, that makes sense. Yes.
But, Robert Evans, where can people find more about you, or what do you do? Well, you can find me sweating away in my basement because you and I only use an antique Coptic Christian calendar and day system based largely on a step pyramid that used to exist but was bulldozed in what was once Sumeria. So it's very, it takes a of time to remember what day it is yeah i don't know we really kept this bit going for a while i feel like at the end of a gi joe episode where you tell kids to like not hide in refrigerators right i feel like it's worth pointing out that i really am talking about history here and that nothing necessarily good happened from any of the attempts that i'm describing i am not morally morally against the attempts that I'm describing.
I'm clearly not of this thing that happened in the 1920s. But I want to be like clear on that.
That is the thing. I can think of very few assassinations in history where ultimately you would look at it and say that like, yeah, that worked out really well.
Particularly that worked out well by the person carrying out the assassination standards. Really, the one that like, yeah, that worked out really well.
Particularly that worked out well by the person carrying out the assassination standards. Really, the one that, like, Sagam and Talirian, who shot, you know, one of the young Turks who orchestrated the Armenian genocide, that worked out great by his standards and everyone else's.
That guy who shot Abe, seems to, the long run of that seems to have been positive. Very few other instances.
Like I don't know that I'd say McKinley worked out very well in the long run. Obviously shooting the Archduke fucking disaster.
Yeah. No, it is worth thinking about that anarchists had given up on propaganda by the deed at this point.
Propaganda by the deed was this anarchist idea that people are like, well, the masses don't really read theory, so let's just show them by killing all the kings and the people who are in charge of them. And it overall was disastrous for the anarchist movement because it just led people to then defend the very systems that the anarchists were opposed to.
And this happened time and time again. There are exceptions.
During the run-up to the Russian Revolution, you have like about, from like 1903 to 1917, anarchists and other groups were all doing these attentats, all doing these assassinations. And it did lead to a revolutionary situation, which of course all kind of ended badly and created the USSRr but usually these kind of things destroy a social movement sometimes if enough people are interested in it it builds a social movement but usually it doesn't and that is the like it's a crapshoot at best it's a like let's redraw our hand of cards and probably get something worse.
Yep. But still,

if someone had successfully killed Mussolini,

I bet the world would have been a better place.

Yes.

Yes.

But the,

if within the,

if contains a lot of reasons why,

uh,

you know,

we're going to say for legal reasons here,

assassinations,

probably not worth it. And we're going to say for legal reasons here, assassinations, probably not worth it.

And we're going to talk about like five more of them on Wednesday. Yeah.
At the end here, I just want to plug if you haven't listened. I just am plugging this on anything I can.
I just want to plug our colleague James Stout's series from Reporting from the Darien Gap. Yeah.

About one of the worst land migration places in the world.

And just, you know, the stories and people he talked to there.

And I just want to plug that because it's an amazing series.

And I'm very proud of James.

I started listening to it.

I haven't finished it yet.

It is really good.

It's really good.

Yeah.

So if you have time around the end of the year and you're like, hmm, I need something to binge, James did five episodes. On It Could Happen Here.
On It Could Happen. Thank you.
On It Could Happen Here. All right.
See you all on Wednesday. Bye.
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I'm with me is robert evans my guest hi that's right uh i'm robert evans and uh i'm robert evans that's me well i brought you on because you're an expert about italy uh yeah i mean i know several things about italians margaret number one number two spicy meat the ball here's where we remind the listeners that Robert Evans is Italian. Whatever the hat is that the chefs wear and those kind of racist caricatures.
Look, it's fine. We all decided that it's okay with Italians now.
Yeah, despite the huge trial that we talked about last time about anti-Italian prejudice in the United States. Look, if they'd been on...
I have the opposite position of that guy. I'm fine with the murder.
If they'd been on trial for being Italian, I would have said fucking... Yeah, hang him.
You know? Yeah, exactly. Hang him high.
Yeah, maybe upside down. Maybe.
That's a dead Mussolini joke, which is unfortunately not going to happen in today's episode. A lot of people are going to try.
Give the old college try. Our producer is Sophie.
Hi, Sophie. It's me.
I'm Sophie. Hi.
I realized when I got my podcast you listened to the most in 2024 that four of them were Sophie podcasts. The loyalty is unmatched.
Unmatched. That's right.
I'm a little bit surprised that not all five were, but I think the problem was that the Pathfinder podcast I listened to has really long episodes. You need one break.
So I listened to like five. Yeah, you need one break from me.
We should do a Pathfinder podcast, Margaret. I would love to do a live play podcast.
maybe i'll reach out to the guy who created pathfinder and listens to our podcasts talk to him about that i would love that guy who created pathfinder um y'all are great and your system rules and i play it anyway so but yeah no cool zone media needs a live play podcast that saying. And if you, listener, agree, bug these people on the internet about it.
And then, because I needed more podcasts to be on. Whatever.
I don't care. There's a shortage of podcasts.
I don't know if you're aware of this. Yeah.
But the CDC has said that it's probably the largest threat to our national collective health. Well, it's the only thing that they're trying to put a tariff on

that everyone's in favor of, is that they're trying to make it harder for people to make podcasts. That's right.
That's right. All podcast mics.
Oh my God, that actually is good. Most of the podcast mics are probably not made in the US.
Whatever, I got mine. I have no idea.
I have no idea where they make our microphones, Margaret. No, no, I do not.
Yeah. anyway this is part two on a two-part episode

about people trying to kill mussolini later we'll probably talk about the people who succeeded

it took a whole war but some people tried to just cut to the chase and circumvent the need for the

war and we've already mentioned several of them but we're going to talk a lot more of them today

First, we're going to talk a lot more of them today first we're going to talk about rory who's our audio engineer hi rory hi rory hi rory and that our theme music was written for us by on woman and that gino lucetti was born working class in the year 1900 in carrara tuscany you ever heard ofhmm. You ever heard of Carrara? I've heard of Tuscany because the Tuscan coast is pretty famous.
I've never heard of Carrara. Other than that, it makes me think of that song that goes, Tarara, boom, D-A, which I don't know what that's a reference to.
Is that a slur? I have no idea. I should probably look into that song, see if there was anything was anything fucked up it's like celebrating a genocide that's often the case with old songs what a lovely tune oh no yeah well carrara is famous for two things it is famous for its marble

quarries it produces some of the finest marble from which the most iconic buildings and statues

in the world are made there's a whole list of them and i forgot to write them down but like

I'm going to go. Famous for its marble quarries.
It produces some of the finest marble from which the most iconic buildings and statues in the world are made. There's a whole list of them and I forgot to write them down.
But like, think of an old Italian statue from Rome, old Rome. And the marble might have come from Carrara.
It has like blue veins. I spent way too long reading about this marble.
It's good ass marble. Yeah.
The other thing that Carrara is famous for is anarchism. Oh, okay.
When my anarchist friends took me through Italy, when we were near Carrara, they pointed out and they were like, hey, that place was an anarchist stronghold for a long, long time among the stonemasons who put that town on the map. Enough so that I was double-checking this today.
I was like, Carrara, that sounds familiar sounds familiar right and i was looking at a mainstream tour company's website carrara marble tour and they offer an anarchic carrara tour oh wow really double dipping yeah i mean and that's you know because there's so many it's like you and i always say margaret with so many anarchists in our audience you know every's, there's nothing that goes together like anarchism and marble quarries.

Yeah.

Two, two great tastes that taste great together.

You know,

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I had to empty all the marbles out of my pocket before a mass arrest yeah marble if you use it to make all of your streets and sidewalks like they do in greece uh it makes things incredibly treacherous in the rain actually horrible horrible material to use the way that they use it yeah but it's pretty though yeah years and years ago my dad told me this this spooky story that he wrote called um the 37 marble steps and i was like a kid so i was just assuming that these were steps with marbles embedded in them but gina lucetti was from carrara in the early 1920s there are factory occupations all over italy i't know enough about these yet, but they've come up a bunch of times and they'll probably be one of their own episodes at one of these points. And I know that in the end of these factory occupations, the socialist parties kind of gave up and gave power back to the bosses, which made an awful lot more anarchists from those socialists who, you know, had just seized the means of production.
And we're like, but isn't this our goal? Isn't our goal that the workers control the means of production? Why would we give them back? I don't know enough about the ins and outs of that struggle, but a lot of people were mad. Gina Lucetti was at these occupations, and somewhere along the way, he got into a gunfight with the black shirts he got a guy in the ear who got him in the neck in return oh and okay this second time we've had an anti-fascist get it in the neck and survive on this show the other one was george orwell yeah yeah that's that's uh i mean i'm not gonna say but that that's very lucky yeah exactly don't get shot in the neck the neck is very low on the number of places on your body you would want to get shot yeah not a good tourniquet spot it turns out hard to tourniquet a neck unless you're google ai which has told me repeatedly that you can tourniquet the neck hell yeah that's that's just to hanging folks you're just strangling someone to death

oh my god don't tourniquet necks yeah it seems self-evident but an ai is not does not have our best interests in heart no it just sees well there's fucking there's fucking arteries there tourniquet away yeah yeah it detaches is a limb, the appendage, I don't know, whatever, whatever a head is anatomically. I guess it's a head.
So he couldn't find a doctor in Italy to get the bullet out. I do not know why.
So comrades smuggled him to France where he was finally treated. And he was like, you know what? I don't need to be in Italy right now.
they are in the middle of a fascism and i am in the middle of just got shot in the neck by a fascist yeah there was a large political refugee scene in france at the time anarchists socialists and communists had formed a popular front against fascism there not only just in general in france but like specifically the italian refugees had they were like all right look all that stuff going on in russia we're all mad at each other but right now italy is being taken over by fascists we gotta do something about that right and they all agreed what needed to be done was kill mussolini and this action was intended to be anything but a propaganda of the deed action which is i, I think, actually a really important point for what we were ended on talking about last week. Right.
As a Libcom.org article put it, quote, Propaganda of the deed attacks were supposed to inspire the working classes to rise, and in this, they were entirely unsuccessful. In this instance, however, the urge to kill Mussolini was the expression of a convergence

of opinion among many popularly representative political groupings and was commonly perceived

as a necessity at that point in time.

So it wasn't like, oh, we're going to spur on the revolution and radicalize people by

showing them that, you know, our opponents are made of flesh and blood.

It was like, no, Mussolini is basically the enemy war leader that we're in a war against, you know? One word that has never been successfully applied to anarchists is cowardice. Gino agreed to do the deed.
And- I mean, it's the thing that you come across over and over again when you read about like militant movements and like civil wars and where there are anarchist groups is that the anarchists are always very brave not always the best fighters yeah but always very brave yeah and specifically other groups like putting us in the front uh yeah that's that that's an aspect of it. Yeah.
I remember when I first became an anarchist, I was like just going to protests and things 20 some years ago. And my roommate in college was like, you anarchists, you're just the berserkers of the protest movement.
People just throw you in the front to like soak up all the damage. And I was no he was a little bit right at least in terms of how people perceive us and use us so of course when they're like who's going to go risk their life to go do this an anarchist volunteered and twice he returned to italy to meet with comrades there to plan the assassination and they met aboard a ship at sea, which is aesthetic as fuck off the Tuscany coast.

And this... he returned to italy to meet with comrades there to plan the assassination and they met aboard a ship at sea which is aesthetic as fuck off the tuscany coast and this time there were no informants among them he had several co-conspirators worth mentioning stefano vadioroni was an anarchist tinsmith from rome who was the secretary of the library the fucking librarian was in on this assassination.
The secretary of Mussolini's library supplied all of the details, including Mussolini's routes by car. Vatteroni funded the thing by selling his family's land near Carrara.
Another anarchist, Leandro Sorio, was a waiter who was planning to finance the group's escape from the country. But then they all decided, basically they were like, well, we're actually just all going to get arrested and stand trial.
There you go. We want to make a statement.
Malatesta, the anarchist guy who's old at this point, was briefed on the plan and signed off on it. So this wasn't a spur-of-the-moment attack.
This was a huge conspiracy across borders to try and kill this guy. Our man Gino went back to Italy and he went to Rome.
He waited for Mussolini's car and then he threw a pineapple grenade at it. The grenade had been made by his cousin and he threw it into the windshield.
Famously, grenades are on timers, not like pressure sensitive. They like don't explode on impact.
No, because that would be very dangerous. Margaret, have I told you the story about the Iraqi soldier? We're behind this berm embedded with this unit of the Iraqi federal police that are in this very active gunfight with some ISIS guys.
But they're also kind of showing off because like I'm there and my photographer's there with the camera.

And so like one of the dudes clips into the buttons of his like button up shirt, a grenade over each button.

He like sticks the little handle arm of the grenade around and he like runs up and he like fires.

And then he leans over to pick up a magazine that's like lying behind the berm.

And all of the grenades fall off of his shirt and roll down directly towards me. So thankfully they're not set off by impact.
Yeah, fair enough. In this case, it didn't get through the windshield.
This is the guy who should have brought a rock. Yeah Violet Gibson was right you need to get through the windshield

the grenade bounced a few meters away and exploded

Mussolini's bodyguards caught up with Gino

and beat the shit out of him

that sounds about right yeah

and when they arrested him

they found him with a second bomb

a handgun with six hollow points

poisoned with muriatic acid

which I don't know anything about

and a dagger

isn't muriatic acid the thing in don't know anything about, and a dagger. Isn't muriatic acid the thing in, like, swimming pools? Isn't that chlorine? No, no, I mean, I think you have muriatic acid for swimming pools, too.
I remember I've seen, like, jars. One sec.
I actually didn't want to Google this today. That's what happened to me today, is I was like, I wonder what this stuff is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you use muriatic acid to lower, like, pH in your pool. It's like, I'll let, like, a shit a shit millions of Americans have this shit and like their shed.
Okay. Yeah.
I have no idea why you would, I either, he was being really extra or like, or he just thought it, he might've thought it was more sketchy than it was. I don't know.
Yeah. Like this one says acid, you know? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
When it's really, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know much know much about it other than that i know i've seen it in people's like backyards because they have pools yeah and also like there's so much myth building both positively and negative about all of these things you know so it could have been like oh he had a dagger and muriatic acid it actually used the word dumb dumb bullets instead of hollow points because that's what they called a round that expands at the time, you know?

So he's tortured.

He gives a false name and location

and eventually they get

the truth out of him.

Lucetti was given

30 years in prison.

The waiter got 20 years

and the tin smith

got 19 years and 9 months.

30 years is the maximum

anyone's allowed to be given

in Italy at the time.

Which again,

more,

I mean later they're going to start killing but yeah for three years lucetti was in solitary and had only a sparrow that would visit at the window for company okay yeah sure yeah this is best friend the sparrow i mean that's sweet actually i know i bet he was giving it some of his like very very rare bread that he didn't have a whole lot of because he was a nice man.

Yeah, he lived off of, I think it's just literally soup and bread.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

He died after 17 years in prison in 1943.

He died during a U.S. air raid.

Some claim that he was killed by the shelling, but the man who identified the body said that he had been killed by the occupying Germans during the raid. The Italian communists tried to claim his legacy.
They published that one of his fellow inmates claimed he had become a communist in his later years. But his brother and his fiance, who kept visiting him until the end of his days, denied this adamantly.
They're like, no, he was an anarchist. He died an anarchist.
During the partisan reclamation of Italy, two different anarchist battalions named themselves after Gina Lucetti. Each was about 60 fighters, I believe both men and women.
I know one of the other anarchist battalions I'm going to talk about later was both men and women. And they helped rid Italy of fascism.
So he won in a way after his death. And that is all most of us can hope for, I would say.
Yeah, definitely. I mean, in the long run, it's all any of us can hope for, right? Because as we've seen, every struggle worth fighting occurs over a long time frame.
Yeah. Absolutely.

As for the man who made the bomb,

that's a different story about another Gino, because his cousin's

name was also Gino.

And I want to tell you about that story, but did you know what I want

to tell you about more?

Products?

I love products.

Services? Maybe.

I don't know if there'd ever be a service on here.

I do like a good service.

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Yeah.

Okay.

Fascinating.

Yeah.

No, yeah.

Whatever, whatever they pay me to talk about or whatever they pay someone else to talk

about and then insert into my podcast.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

I'm really excited about.

Here. uh here and we're back we are Gino Lucetti had a cousin Gino Bibby very serious country as you said yes absolutely Gino Bibby was from a more middle class background his father owned a sawmill Gino Bibby um from a more middle-class background.
His father owned a sawmill. Gino Bibby, um, did you know an anarchist invented the missile? No? Was he like a scientist being forced to do stuff by the knot? So, I'm going to get to it.
You know what? That's got to be one of the top anarchism fails. Yeah, it didn't work out well end i would say missiles i mean there's definitely some anarchists you know and anarchist related groups that have used missiles and are using them right now but uh boy howdy it's a general rule not a tool that has that has reduced state power yeah oh that's an l i know and it's so messy big l for us and if you google i'll talk about a little bit more later when he actually does the inventing when i get to it but if you google who invented the missile you get the nazis but he's gonna pull out missiles guided missiles that go 20 kilometers in the spanish civil war shit missile in this case being a rocket but guided yeah yeah yeah and as a teen the second gino gino bibby went around on a bicycle and distributed anarchist leaflets until fascists dragged him off his bike beat him up burned his motorcycle and then burned his father's sawmill great uh because they were a little extra the fascists this did not make gino less radical it just made him more angry he's gonna have the last laugh against fascists in italy that is often how things go yeah yeah he spent a while in lockup for fighting fascists in the early 1920s then fled to spain where he started learning how to fly in case he needed to assassinate mussolini from the air okay which is kind of like how I learned a while ago for a prison break episode that an awful lot of the prison breaks in the early aughts were.
It used to be a lot easier to get a helicopter. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Learn to fly. That's how you get people out of prison back in the day.
Yeah. Come the Spanish civil war, he worked behind enemy lines, blowing shit up and flying flying reconnaissance and then he maybe designed the first missile if you google right now the first missile you get nazi germany world war ii but gino designed missiles that went 20 kilometers and the deruti column fired them at francoist forces so it started off as a good idea just a very pandora's box that's pretty cool yeah you know is? This is not a products and services switch.
Do you know what else anarchists invented during the Spanish Civil War? No. You ever played foosball? Yeah.
Is that ours? Do you ever know an anarchist named Alejandro? I forget his last name because it's not my script. Invented foosball.
Alejandro Foos. Let's call it.
Let's say Alejandro Foos. Cool.
Yeah, there was a, again, i'm completely off script here and going from memory but there was a guy who was injured in the spanish civil war and he was like an inventor and he was like but i want to keep playing soccer but i can't because i got really badly injured i'm going to invent table soccer and other people had invented it but his invention is the one that people play today okay so fascinating spanish civil war the anarchists gave us missiles and foosball to the the two key cornerstones of the of modern civilization missiles and foosball yeah meanwhile while gino's inventing missiles and doing spec ops missions the stalinist his sister. Listen to any of our episodes about the Spanish Civil War for more about how Stalinists betrayed their comrades and started arresting folks that they didn't like and torturing people and killing them.
The Stalinists actually arrested Gino too, but the anarchists in the government, which is another odd thing that happened in the Spanish Civil War, were like, oh no, fuck no. And the Stalinists were forced to let him out.
When the Spanish Republic fell, like everyone else, he fled into France and was held in a concentration camp. Not a Nazi one, but a pre-Vici France one.
Where from he escaped, and then he moved back to Italy, and he joined the partisans there, and he freed his own fucking hometown from fascists as part of an anarchist partisan unit i really like this guy to quote author nick heath he died at the age of 100 on the 8th of august 1999 he was cremated with a red and black scarf tied around his neck his ashes were interred in the anarchist corner of the graveyard in Carrara. Man, that's dope.

Yeah.

Also, 1999, great year to kind of clock out.

Yeah, totally.

Missed a lot of messiness,

got to see most of the good Star Treks.

Yeah.

And yeah, Gino Beebe, I got kind of teary

when I was writing about the life of the anarchist, spy pilot, bomb maker, engineer, partisan, and inventor. Spilot.
Spilot. Margaret.
Oh, spilot. Yes.
The spilot. Yes.
An inventor of the guided missile system, which, again, not our best move. Later, I'm going to talk about a military invention, or actually a terrorism invention of the anarchists that's even worse.
Uh-oh. The Irish are mostly famous for it, but it was an Italian anarchist who later became a fascist.
Anyway, back to our main story. People trying to kill Mussolini.
Only a few months after Gino 1 through Gino 2's grenade at Mussolini, another young hero stepped forward to give it his all. A really young hero.
Kind this is the most heartbreaking part of the story a 15 year old kid who had just quit the fascist youth and become an anarchist that's good for him Antio Zamboni god damn it I promised you Zamboni get Jamie Loftus on the horn she needs to know about this name I genuinely thought i was very glad that you were my guest until i got to zamboni and i was like ah if i was gonna have anyone else it would be jamie loftus also more experienced killing never mind um no no i'm not allowed to join the bit about no trying to implicate okay just checking no yeah yeah until Until the court case is over and the grand jury rules on the new evidence brought forward in that case, we probably should keep our mouths quiet. By a mysterious person with a bad, fake Boston accent? No.
For anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, I'm proud of you. Well done.
Way to be less terminally online. You should listen to Jamie Loptis' podcasts.
You should. Antio Zamboni was born into a working class political family in Bologna.
His parents were anarchists who became fascists, or at least his father had. He was never baptized.
His parents only had a civil union because they refused to let the state or the church have anything to do with their marriage before they became fascists. His father, Mamolo Zamboni, when he became a fascist, the New York Times called it, quote, disassociating from radical action because being an anarchist is radical.
Being a fascist is normal, according to the New York Times in 1926. now yeah momolo called himself quote an anarchist and a fascist so okay what a guy i mean there's a lot of that too unfortunately oh yeah you could look into there's a i mean he he he considered himself and was very angry about other anarch like people who call themselves anarchists because he had a different attitude towards it.
But the guy who wrote Storm of Steel, Ernst Junger, was like called himself an anarch. And I guess the difference is he just believed in anarchism for himself as like an individual choice while still serving the Nazi state.
he was kind of an incoherent fellow politically, in my opinion, but wrote a very good World War I memoir. Well, I think that that sounds like approximately half of the modern Libertarian Party that the other half of the Libertarian Party is very embarrassed about.
Yeah, yeah. Antio had two brothers, one of whom was in a fascist militia, the other of whom was was in the army Antio was a young anarchist with way better politics than his dad and he took a shot at Mussolini while the man drove past him in an open car he missed he pierced the fascist collar and the crowd killed him just stabbed this child to death.
Oh. I've,

you know how a 15 year old either looks like a kid

or an adult?

Yeah.

Antio's a kid.

Yeah.

This is a child.

Yeah.

I mean,

every 15 year old is a child,

but the crowd knew

they were killing a child.

Yeah, yeah.

They did not,

it was not just like somebody

who like could have passed

for 17 or 18.

Like they were very aware

they were killing a kid. Yeah, he could have passed for 12.
Yeah, gotcha. I looked at the, I don't normally do this to myself, but I looked at the corpse photo because the only other photos that anyone has of him is when he's like eight, you know? And his coward fascist father tried to distance himself from the actions of his son until after the war war, but we'll get to that.
The New York Times reported the father walked into the police station to see the body and said, I knew it would happen. It was fated.
He was a strange boy with strange notions. I had a dreadful premonition that something would happen to him.
Our doctor said he might go mad one day. This is the father trying to save his own ass.
It's not going to work. Then New York Times writes a little glowing article about Mussolini playing his violin with his wife and kids at home, taking solace after the attack.
Then they talk about how everyone is saying that if Mussolini stays alive, fascism will keep Italy normal and peaceful. But if he were killed...
That seems like what fascism will do yeah yeah violent fascists might take over if mussolini is killed and on that exact same page of the new york times from 1926 there's a different article about fascist black shirts raiding anti-fascist newspapers at gunpoint uh-huh um but you know but like in a normal way you know yeah yeah being a fascist did not protect mamalo the father he and his sister-in-law were both sentenced to 30 years for being vaguely connected to antio basically they're like oh the kid couldn't come up with doing it it must have been a plot by previously anarchy dad but by 1932 the elder Zamboni received a pardon directly from mussolini in exchange for becoming an informant for the fascists then after the war mamalo went 180 again and started writing pamphlets speaking of the courage of his son and started publishing anarchist material again great he died in 1952 and he's not the only anarchist in

the story who went fascist and then anarchist again yeah this guy i don't like him yeah again a lot of p it's just like a lot of people are more will always be a decent number of people sizable minority always mostly just driven by whatever's pissing them off in the moment you know as opposed to principles totally i'm just so mad at him for turning his back on his

kid minority always mostly just driven by whatever's pissing them off in the moment you know as opposed to principles totally i'm just so mad at him for turning his back on his kid and trying to throw this dead kid under the bus to save his own ass and then he sounds like a guy who sucks yeah it sounds like a guy a bastard that maybe someone should get behind i know he's kind of a little weird guy too like yeah after ant Antio's attempts on Mussolini, all other political parties were outlawed. But they already didn't have any power and Mussolini was going to do that anyhow was my argument.
This more or less ends open anarchist organizing in Italy as I understand it. And Mussolini brings back the death penalty now for anyone trying to kill him or the king.
That didn't stop people from trying to kill him. No one tries to kill a dictator thinking it's a safe thing to do.
Nope. Yeah, nobody's ever killed a dictator being like, this is more relaxing than staying home at night and reading the newspaper.
Yeah, I'm going to get away from this just fine. Yeah, yeah yeah although later the people who do kill miscellini do but yeah that's a different time that's really not an assassination no no the next attempt we're going to talk about was a man who like a ton of before him abandoned the safety of his of the united states and kind of abandoned his family there, to return to Italy to try and do what was right.
His name was Michele Schiru. Okay.
Which, to me, looks like it's spelled Michelle, if anyone's curious. Yeah.
But it's like the French, but it's not. It's Italian, so it's Michele.
Michele Schiru was born in 1899 on Sardinia, which is an Italian island. His father had already emigrated to the U.S.
And Michele was raised by his mother. He was twice arrested in demonstrations as a kid.
He was conscripted into World War I. And like a lot of anarchists at the time, he was hoping the war would turn into a war of liberation.
It did not, famously. That's a bummer.
Yeah. Michele became convinced of anarchism after the communist party he felt sold out the factory

occupation. it did not famously that's a bummer Michele became convinced of anarchism after the communist party he felt sold out the factory occupations and let the bosses back in he eventually moves to Manhattan he starts fighting Italian fascists in the streets he worked as a mechanic and then he became a banana wholesaler in the Bronx he married an Irish American woman named He had two kids.
I think he had a son and a daughter. But he was watching Italy fall to fascism, and he couldn't handle it.
He was like, someone's got to do something. I'm someone.
I'm going to do something. He went first to France, and then likely coordinated with anarchists there, but he kept his mouth shut about it.
So we never know. We'll never know who else was involved because they were never arrested.
He went up to Belgium and he worked in an anarchist bomb making workshop. I don't know if there's like a flyer.
You go to the punk show and there's a flyer. It's like, hey, come to the anarchist bomb making workshop this Saturday.
Yeah. But he made himself two bombs and then he traveled to rome in january 1931 we've only got his confession under duress to work from so we don't you know famously not always the most honest yeah not not a great source yeah but his original plan he said was that he was going to use the bombs in paris against the soviet embassy in revenge for the murder of anarchists in the USSR.
But then he decided to kill Mussolini himself. I think that that was his backup plan.
I think that he went to, I think he went back to Europe to try and kill Mussolini. But in Rome, he rented two hotel rooms, one for himself and one for his bombs, because bombs need privacy too, you know?

Of course, yes.

That's actually my primary political

issue, is extending

privacy rights to modern military

explosives, you know?

Nobody needs to know what a couple of

JDAMs get up to in their spare time.

That's between them and

God and whatever village they're

hitting.

While he

was there, he was either shacking up with or conspiring with a Hungarian dancer named Anna Lukowski. If I were writing the story, it would be both.
Also, everyone writes sex work out of history. So I would put money that she was a sex worker, but that doesn't make her less or more likely to have been one of the conspirators.
And there is reason to believe that he is part of a broader conspiracy working, but he never rats them out. And the reason that we think this is that he spent money really freely while he was there.
He was renting two hotel rooms, but he had no money on him when he was arrested. And there was like no money in any of the rooms or whatever.
Right. So he was probably working with a bunch of people who wanted Mussolini dead.
A lot of people wanted Mussolini dead. Yeah.
For some reason. His plan was really simple.
One of his hotel rooms overlooked a common route for Mussolini's car. He was going to wait and drop a bomb on Mussolini, but he wanted to do it when there was no bystanders around.
Of course. And this is the thing that has come up a bunch of times on the show, but has left out a lot of the sensationalist stuff about bomb assassinations as all of the bystanders who get killed.
There have been so many times in history, and there's going to be two in this episode, where people don't do it because they can't find a way to do it without hurting people.

He's there for like three weeks and he can't find a way to not hurt anyone else.

He had all but given up and he was figuring he'd go back to Paris and attack the Soviets instead.

When he was stopped on the street by cops on February 3rd, 1931.

And I think he was just like stopped for being a sketchy guy because it's a fascist state, you know.

And they take him to a holding cell for investigation.

There were three cops in the room.

He pulled a gun and shot all three cops.

Wow.

And then he shouted long live anarchy and put the gun in his own mouth and pulled the trigger. Well, okay.
All four men survived. Oh my God.
Yeah. Wow.
I mean, that does have to win my award for worst with a gun. If anyone on this podcast to shoot four people, including yourself and have them all live is a real, honestly though, I got to say given the time, something that probably just goes down to how much worse ammunition was back then, you know, powder loads were less reliable.
He may have loaded them himself, you know? Yeah. Like, I think he like, he seriously injured one of the cops and himself.
Jesus Christ. He was like rushed to emergency surgery and they, you know, wanted him fit to stand trial right stand trial for killing no one that's actually part of the thing uh i was reading newspapers at the time and they were like look shooting cops didn't carry the death penalty so it actually was against their own laws to um try and give him the death penalty but he admitted that he was there to kill Mussolini.
In fact, he pretty much, they were like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm here to kill Mussolini. He tried to write his wife and his wife tried to write him while he was in jail, but their letters were confiscated.
He wrote to his father to the same effect. In May 1931, he was tried by a fascist judge

with no jury

and all the lawyers and witnesses

had to be put before a special tribunal

before they could come in.

His defense was basically,

I came here to blow up Mussolini.

During the trial,

he decried both fascism and communism.

They told him he would be executed,

shot in the back.

He didn't say a word

as the sentence came down. When he was asked if he had anything to add, he shrugged his shoulders.
At 2.30 a.m. the next morning, they came into his cell and told him he would be killed at sunrise.
He said he did not need a priest, and he was shot in the back by a firing squad of 24 fascists, folks from his home of Sardinia who had volunteered specifically to kill him. Well, I guess that's a nice, at least you know it's your guys you went to high school with murdering you.
Yeah, totally. That actually sounds much worse.
Yeah. His wife, Minnie, lived to 1987, dying at 83.
Their son, Spartaco,aco died in 2005 I found an article I couldn't get access to behind a academic wall of the Spartaco writing about his father and I'm kind of sad I couldn't get it but here's an assassin who didn't go through with his actions because he couldn't do it without hurting anyone else.

Now,

let's talk about the opposite.

Sure. But before that, let's

talk about the other opposite.

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That's the promise

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Now I'm going to talk about my least favorite anarchist in history. Oh, there's a couple of jokes.
There's a couple of jokes I could make. Uh, people we know, but yeah, no, my least favorite anarchist I've never met.
You don't stay in a political scene without making a few. Let's go with frenemies.
Yeah. So there's a long list of things anarchists have invented, can be used for good or evil the carriage mounted machine gun missiles apparently the getaway car foosball steampunk free bike programs signal the messaging app one thing that you can say was probably invented by someone who called himself an anarchist at the time was the car bomb.
Uh, well, yeah. Look, I've seen a couple of car bombs.
I've even seen one kill people. Oh, God.
And, uh, not a fan of car bombs. No.
Well, it was a VBIED, which I guess is like an, uh, it's in that line of descent. Yeah.
I am still, sorry, I had to see anyone die. It's okay.
I'm mostly, I mean, they were far enough away that I just kind of saw them turned into smoke. Okay.
Yeah. No, I'm sure that doesn't have any effects on your psyche.
No, no, not at all. Not at all.
Yeah. Before the Oklahoma City bombing, the deadliest terrorist attack in U.S.
history was the Wall Street bombing of September 16th 1920 oh I have heard of this yeah someone it is not certain who used a horse drawn wagon as the first car bomb and every time I say the first in any show it's like you know I don't know the first that I know about right there's a whole book about the history of the car bomb

called Buddha's Wagon

because we're going to get to

how it was probably

Mario Buddha

yeah

in this car bomb

I thought they were talking

I was hoping

there was some

Buddhist history

with car bombs

that I hadn't heard

but okay

that makes sense

no I mean

maybe

I don't know

yes

in this carriage

was 100 pounds

of dynamite

500 pounds

of cast iron

weights for shrapnel

and they

rode the horse up

and then the driver

got out and left

Thank you. in this carriage was 100 pounds of dynamite, 500 pounds of cast iron weights for shrapnel.
And they rode the horse up and then the driver got out and left and blew up on Wall Street. Not in one of the buildings.
It killed 40 people and then like injured hundreds of people. And almost everyone it killed were like fucking kids that worked as messengers and like clerks and shit.
Again this is like the problem of like just this thing you get on twitter whenever stuff happens where it's like somebody has attacked this group of people that like leftists broadly dislike and it's like i don't know wait a minute to see if that's who they hit yeah you know i'm not talking about you know the recent thing but like it happens often where it's like, yeah, turns out like, oh, no, no, that's not that's not who got hurt.

Yeah, because that's with bombs.

Very hard to be. It's the same thing.
Like, it's not just a leftist thing. Like, it's mostly not a leftist thing.
It's the thing that I grew up watching all of the adults around me celebrate as like bombs got dropped in places that I now know because I understand more about bombs and talk to people who were in those places when they were being bombed were largely killing civilians because precision bombing is mostly a myth yeah totally it's just like people love explosions and the the guy who had recently just tried to kill Mussolini earlier in the story didn't do it because it wasn't a good bomb chance yep and don't make bombs i shouldn't need to say that don't be making moms don't do bombs bombs bombs bad you will not be the one who figures out how to use bombs ethically no one ever has been yeah and this wasn't some kids who died as collateral damage but we killed some big shots. This was all collateral damage.
No regular damage. Cool.
Really put the fear of God into those people who didn't get hurt. Yep.
And I would argue that of every major political ideology of the last 200 years, anarchism probably has the least innocent blood on its hands. Oh, in part because we we generally don't wind up in power yeah totally which is you know i mean is part of the goal but yeah totally but the wall street bombing is a decent chunk of the innocent blood on our hands of the anarchist movement that's a bad one the most likely suspect is an Italian anarchist named Mario Buddha, who was actually probably with Sacco when they robbed and killed those people in the Sacco and Vanzetti case.
Mario Buddha is like a mystery man in history, and there's a lot of takes on him, and he was kind of almost everywhere that violence was happening. Maria Buddha went on to almost certainly become a fascist informant in italy cool yeah and almost certainly foil another anarchist attempt on mussolini's life he is the worst yeah you're right that is as shitty as you can possibly be as an anarchist militant.
I know. Honestly, I'm mad, but I am a little impressed.
Yeah. Like if I was making up an anarchist for you to get mad at, I couldn't do better than this.
Absolutely. After murdering a bunch of kids and shit in the name of anarchy, he made his way back to Italy, got caught up in the hubbub.
Yeah. And stopped someone from killing Mussolini? Yeah.
Yeah. Jesus.
By 1933, it seems likely that he is cooperating with police and informing on anarchists. And a lot of people who are really into anarchist history are skeptical of this, because for a while, the only information that anyone had about this was that a communist newspaper accused him of this at the time.
Yeah. And a lot of people, listened and were like oh we don't trust this guy anymore but other people were like oh that's the communist playing sectarian politics and then later you can see historians have done the work of being like here's where mario buddha was dropped off the list of dangerous anarchists to keep an eye out for and like here's you know he's basically like the fascists took him under their wing and even if half of what they say about mario buddha is true i don't like him at all i don't like blowing up kids on wall street i don't like cooperating with fascists i don't like foiling an attempt on muslimi's life yeah again i uh yeah really one of my very few lines is that you probably shouldn't don't go don't be killing kids uh dbkk that's my little like, what would Jesus do bracelet.
In case you ever need to look at that. Yeah, look at a bracelet.
Oh no, you know what? I shouldn't kill kids. Also, if you need to look at a bracelet to remind you not to kill kids, I would say maybe there's a lot of things you probably need to do.
Therapy.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, back to a regular anarchist, one I like, who doesn't become a fascist.

Sure.

There's a blacksmith named Umberto.

I promise you another Umberto.

Tomasini.

Umberto got involved in politics when he was 13.

He joined the 1909 general strike in response to the murder of the Spanish anarchist educator and veteran of the pod, Francisque Farrar.

He went on to fight in World War I.

He won a cross for valor.

But according to his own take, what happened is he got to the war because he was conscripted and he just shot into the air and he was like trying not to kill anyone.

Well, yeah, that's actually I mean, there's some evidence, although the studies around it have been to a degree.

There's a lot of critiques about them, but like some evidence that that was more the norm than not with combat soldiers and i bet especially when you're talking about like trenches and stuff where you're like yes yes go shoot that dot on the horizon whereas like if someone's like running through a trench trying to kill me i'm like i'm gonna shoot that man even if we have the same political ideology if someone's trying to kill me with that. I just don't want to get shot.
Yeah. But yeah, no, totally.
And he spent some time as a POW during the war. And then he returned home to return to work as a blacksmith.
And he more formally committed to anarchism alongside his brothers who, like everyone else, they left the Socialist Party in 1921 after the Socialists sold out the movement.

Again, I don't know as much about that, but that is what Umberto felt and his brothers felt.

Umberto's life could easily be his own episode.

He helped get the bombs from one Gino to the other Gino in 1926,

then spent six years in prison during the crackdown.

After Mussolini came to power, he sent a whole bunch of the anarchists to prison, right? During those six years, he met an anarchist in prison named Mario Buda. Then, Umberto fled Italy on foot to Yugoslavia.
Then he went to Paris, where he met his partner, Anna, and had his son, Rene. In 1936, Spain was under attack, and so Umberto left the then safety of Paris to go to the front lines teaching anarchists about trench warfare and then he became an anarchist spec ops guy and he went off to go mine Francoist ships.
Oh cool. I know.
He's the opposite of the guy who just killed children and saved Mussolini. Yeah exactly.
Exactly. And he shouldn't have been friends with that guy.
He was arrested by Stalinists and prevented from attacking the fascists while he was off to go mine these ships. He broke out of Stalinist prison and then he returned back to the prison he had just broken out of alongside anarchists from the government to negotiate everyone's release.
I think this is the same situation as the last man, the missile inventor man.

But this might have just happened a bunch of times.

Yeah.

Because I read about these in different sources. situation as the last man, the missile inventor man.
But this might have just happened a bunch of times.

Yeah.

Because I read about these in different sources.

Then, in 1937,

he goes back to France

so he can plot how to kill Mussolini.

One problem.

One of his co-conspirators,

a man who he has absolute trust for,

is Mario Buda,

whom he had met in prison.

Mario leaked the plan to the Italian police Who foiled it After the war Mario Buddha went back to the anarchist movement Hooray Great He sounds trustworthy I'm sure he's really worked on things Yeah You know Don't want to cancel him just for saving Mussolini's life and murdering children. I can't find much about this particular assassination attempt that he foiled.
Mostly, I found a lot of ins and outs about the informant. But to follow Umberto, he, like so many other anarchists, wound up in a non-Nazi concentration camp in France.
Then he was turned over to the Italian police, where he was imprisoned until the end of the war. Finally, he's freed.
He returns to his wife and his son and his work as a blacksmith and to anarchist organizing. When the spirit of 68 swings through, he starts organizing again.
He's like about 70 years old. And he's like organizing with a bunch of 20 year old kids, right? Because it's 1968.

Right, yeah.

That's who there's gonna be to organize with.

Yeah, I think it's cool as shit.

He kept publishing shit that would send him back to jail.

I think he was sent back to jail

like multiple times

just for continuing to publish anarchist literature.

And then he died in 1980.

He wrote an autobiography,

but I don't believe it's been translated.

And there's a documentary about him called An Anarchist Life from 2013 that I haven't seen yet that I want to see. And he was real cool.
But I don't know what he did to try and kill Mussolini. I just know he made the wrong friend.
Yeah, well, we all do sometimes. Yeah.
For example, I mean, there was one summer that Benita Mussolini and I were inseparable. I mean, we would spend just hours on the beach telling each other's secrets, having picnics, you know.
There was that one wine-drenched night, and then I found out he'd been the dictator of Italy this whole time. I had no idea, Margaret.
I had no idea. I know.
I mean, what's funny is that pre him becoming Mussolini, that is the story that a lot of people tell a lot of people do have that story like the the woman lita who is probably his lover who is an anarchist who was like later she was like i misjudged his character you know yeah hey whom's amongst us hasn't been friends with the inventor of fascism well co-invent i, we've got a, there was another Italian who might deserve that title a little more, but we talk about him on Behind the Bastards. Wait, which one? Oh, the guy who wore a banana hammock? One sec.
Wait, what? Did he invent the banana hammock? No, no, no. But he, one sec.
I don't remember this person's name either. We definitely talked about it, though.
Gabriel D'Annunzio. Yes! Gabriel D'Annunzio, who was a big influence on Mussolini and was, like, is often credited as the inventor of fascism.
He never called himself a fascist. He's, like, partially, right? There's not just one guy.
Okay. But he is earlier in the chain of the development of fascism as a concept than Mussolini and an influence on Benito.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Gabriel D'Annunzio, you can listen to our two-parter on him.
Very much worth it. He is the guy who, when Fume is an independent city, he's a guy who marches into Fume and takes it over as like a crew, along with a bunch of anarchists.
there were anarchists and communists and fascists all kind of together because they were all very much anti just all of the things that are going on right now. But those ideologies hadn't really hardened into the, in the concrete way they would a couple of years later.
Fascinating time. Kind of like how a lot of our most prominent right-wing fat a lot of

most prominent fascist media ideologues today were part of occupy yeah god actually the occupy versus fume thing is actually makes a lot of really specific sense that's the thing that's like it's so hard to talk about is that in a certain way fascism is the red brown alliance because it is taking ideas from leftism

but applying them to right-wing ideology.

Yes. Well, two more people at least tried to kill Mussolini.
One of them don't know much about. Isn't even on the list of people who tried to kill Mussolini Wikipedia.
His name is Domenico Bavone, and he was a Republican. He's the Republican on our list.
He tried to build bombs to kill Mussolini, but he didn't go to the bomb-making workshop that the punk show flyer told him about in Brussels. That's a shame.
So he failed at making the bombs properly, and he blew up his own house on September 5th, 1931, killing his own mother. Well.
Bad job, bro. That's about as bad.
I mean, and again, don't build bombs. There are so many.
By far the most normal story in political radical tries to make a bomb is political radical kills themselves, their friends, or their family. Yeah.
Yeah. Don't make bombs.
Yeah. They're very indiscriminate.
And under interrogation, he admitted he was trying to kill Mussolini and he was shot in the back by a firing squad. Mm-hmm.
And then there is Angelo Pellegrino Sabard Aletto. Mm-hmm.
Angelo was born in 1907 in Mel, Italy, and he was the fifth of 11 children, which means I do not need to tell you he was from a Catholic family, but he was. His family was poor as hell.
The article I read specifically indicated they were poor as hell because they had 11 children, but, you know, whatever. You do you.
People can make their own decisions about how many kids to have. They fled poverty to France, then Luxembourg, then Belgium.

Angelo was a miner and a machine hand. He became an anarchist as a teenager, talking to other immigrant workers who were mostly political refugees.
Soon enough, he was on lists of dangerous extremists and draft dodgers and shit. And he was inspired by Michele Oshiru, and he met almost the exact same fate.

In 1932, he went to Rome to kill Mussolini.

But like Michele Oshiru, and he met almost the exact same fate. In 1932, he went to Rome to kill Mussolini.
But like Michele before him, he couldn't find a moment when he could bomb Mussolini without hurting anyone else. He spent months trying.
Should have just bought a gun. That man should have bought a gun.
I mean, whatever. I don't know how hard it was to buy guns in Mussolini's Italy Fair enough But you know He spent months trying And he was on the verge of giving up When like Michele he was arrested Seemingly by happenstance on a train station Just like some cops were like You're suspicious we're going to search you Which is you know fascism Also the same thing happens in new york city subways but you know whatever yeah when he was searched he had a swiss passport a pistol oh he had a fucking gun oh well okay i guess not that hard yeah question answered yeah and two bombs and he was tortured and under torture he said he was there to avenge Michele Shiro.
He'd written a letter previously that year that said, quote, I have no choice. To be free, tyranny must be beaten.
To build tomorrow a new order in which all can enjoy the fruits of their labor and freely express their thoughts, we must destroy today all the injustices which render this impossible. His trial was a show trial.
It was two days long. Journalists decried him as surly and sinister and would like literally make stuff up about how he looked.
They were like, he had a low forehead, you know, which he didn't. But even if he did, fuck you, you know.
His lawyer asked him to write Mussolini for clemency he refused he shouted long live

anarchy when he was shot in the back

after he was killed the fascist

government decided to hide forever

his burial site

no one knows where his body is

a biographer for

Mussolini said that he would have pardoned

the anarchists if they had asked

because he lauded their courage

I mean considering a lot of his fucking

people were former anarchists

yep I don't know maybe he would have

Thank you. anarchists if they had asked because he lauded their courage.
I mean, considering a lot of his fucking people were former anarchists.

Yep. I don't know.
Maybe he would have.

But, fuck that.

I mean, whatever. I wouldn't be mad if anyone

was like, oh, please don't kill me, Mr.

Mussolini. Whatever.
I wouldn't be like, you weakling.

Give the shit.

Yeah. Mussolini, I hardly

know ye. Yeah.

Did I already do that joke? just occurred to me so yeah originally I was going to talk about the partisans who finally did him in but I think we've covered a lot of trying to kill Mussolini there are too many cool people I didn't want to skim past you got a socialist a catholic a republican at least five anarchists who tried to do him in but it took a whole ass ass war. We got him in the end, though.
And you know what, folks? What I'll say right now is you can still try to take a shot at Mussolini, and he's a lot easier to hit now. I assume he's buried somewhere.
Probably. I feel like...
Yeah. Go dig him up.
Yeah. And take a shot.
Take a shot. Yeah.
Harder to miss that way. Yeah.
Gender neutral shooting range. That's what they say.
Yeah, that's right. His gravesite.
That's right. take a shot yeah harder to miss that way yeah gender neutral shooting range that's what they say yeah that's right gravesite right take a shot with you know it could just be with the the tool that you have on hand so to speak that was a penis joke yeah we know it could have been a pee joke because you could have a tool on hand without a penis you're right you could use you can use a sheewee for example you know there's all sorts of great or just you cut uh the bottom of a water bottle out and then like cut the top to whiten it and you kind of jam it in there it sort of works and i can't believe that's the note we're ending on but that's where we're at everyone uh go kill mussolini but only mussolini we're talking about the past yes only in the past and if you want to know more about the the knock-on effects of various types of violence listen to this entire show's history because it is full of knock-on effects many of which are negative and in terms of things I will continue to say for the modern era don't make bombs don't make bombs.

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