Jane The Killer | CreepCast

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Speaker 4 When licking her spoon clean and putting it back in the drawer, she took a knife. It was a brutal, ominous sharp knife.
She imagined it in Bertha's head and got a feeling again.

Speaker 5 Wait, did you see it?

Speaker 4 No, but I saw a crack here.

Speaker 4 So I said, maybe he's there.

Speaker 5 Like, for a second, he just shined the lighted on her.

Speaker 5 Like the L.

Speaker 5 Are we recording?

Speaker 5 Yeah, we're recording. So Isaiah brought a lot of students.
We have to clap, Sneak. We have to clap.
One, two, three.

Speaker 4 Isaiah brought a live animal into my studio.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 4 Gave it to Nick, who squeamishly screamed and threw a frog. So now there's going to be rotting smell in here because there's going to be a dead frog.
Look, look, look, look.

Speaker 5 I went outside.

Speaker 4 And I asked him, I said, oh, can you, can you get the fucking live animal back outside where it belongs? And now we can't find it. So now Nick's walking around with a red blanket and a yellow light.

Speaker 4 So if you see little streaks of yellow light, that's him looking around on the floor.

Speaker 5 Okay. I was outside and there's a cute little tree frog.
I'm like, oh. So I hold him in my hand.
I bring him in there. I'm like, hey, Nick, hold your hand out.
And he goes, okay.

Speaker 5 And to be fair, I was kind of doing it in the whole like, I've got a bug in my hand, like wanting to freak him out. The moment the frog touched his hand,

Speaker 5 I think he went out.

Speaker 4 A sweet little innocent frog.

Speaker 5 I think he went towards. Why do you even bring him in here? I just wanted to show you guys.
I thought he was cool. I thought he was cute.
He had big black eyes. He is.
And he was green.

Speaker 4 They're just chilling.

Speaker 4 He didn't look like they need to be outside.

Speaker 5 I just wanted to share with my friends, but I think he went towards that book pile, but we tore that thing apart and we can't find him. So there's a frog in here somewhere.

Speaker 5 He's gonna die. Nick looks like a refugee crawling around in the

Speaker 5 recording scene.

Speaker 5 You know what's gonna happen?

Speaker 4 He's so small that we're gonna be walking around. It's gonna be crunch, and we're gonna step on him.

Speaker 5 Look, I'm sorry, okay. I like frogs, I like animals.
I didn't want him to get hurt. I thought Nick would be like, oh, it's cool.
And then that'd be the end of it.

Speaker 5 I should have approached him in a scary tone.

Speaker 5 I should have given it to you. Should have not brought him in.

Speaker 4 Did you check in the fireplace?

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah, we looked in there.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 I'm sorry. Okay, what if we just started the episode while he's continuing?

Speaker 4 Well, he has to look the entire time until he finds him.

Speaker 5 And he keeps cutting off to the bottom. To be fair,

Speaker 4 you should look too because you're the one who brought him in.

Speaker 5 I mean, yeah, but we've got to record. I'll read it.

Speaker 4 Also, welcome back to Creepcast.

Speaker 4 Hey, if you're an audio listener, thanks for listening to this.

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 4 If you're listening to audio, you're missing the visuals of a man squirming around.

Speaker 4 And Isaiah, getting ready to get up and look, too, because I'm reading, I'm taking the fucking bull by the horns on this one. Nope, nope, that's a cricket.

Speaker 4 Dead cricket.

Speaker 5 It was on its Mac.

Speaker 5 The frog doesn't look like a cricket. No.
Okay. I saw

Speaker 5 dead.

Speaker 5 He's not dead that quick. If he went to the bugs, he's fine.
People watching this right now have not seen Nick's face yet, and it's kind of haunted.

Speaker 5 See, like the bent over figure of his back.

Speaker 4 This couldn't,

Speaker 4 this is the last of the stories we're reading as Isaiah's in town. And it's going to be, not only is it going to be bad, but it's also, we have frog death.

Speaker 5 okay i'm sorry to you and the frog i wanted to just show everyone a cool frog i found i didn't mean for it to be would you like me to look yeah and i'll take and i'll take the bull by the horns okay go ahead we're reading

Speaker 4 we're reading don't fucking say that you'll find them

Speaker 4 find the frog free him and then i'll start over here

Speaker 4 we're reading jane the killer

Speaker 4 So while they're looking for frogs, you guys can watch them look for frogs. We are going to find this frog, so help me, God.

Speaker 4 And easy where you dropped the heavy books you might squash the little motherfucker i'm sending them they're heavy books i'm sending them over here to the area we're start with jane's letter aka jane the killer

Speaker 4 on a hot summer night around 4 33 in the morning you got it you can't you can't you gotta look I don't want you to speak until the frog is found.

Speaker 5 I'll explain the story while we're reading it.

Speaker 4 It's Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 You're like, you don't even exist.

Speaker 5 You're just as lost as the frog is.

Speaker 5 All right?

Speaker 4 If you know anything about creepypastas, Jeff the Killer is a big, big deal, big meme, but there's a female offshoot of it, and it's Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 If my co-host didn't lose a frog, he might have more insight in it. But guess what? We're going in blind together.

Speaker 5 I don't give a shit.

Speaker 5 Jane the Killer. You stop, and you just keep looking for the frog.

Speaker 4 If we don't find this frog,

Speaker 4 it's going to be bad. We're going to be in a bad place.

Speaker 4 I don't know where he's at. No shit! That's why you got to keep looking.

Speaker 4 On a hot summer, and I don't want to hear a goddamn peep until you say, oh, I found him, and I don't want any of that cricket bullshit anymore either.

Speaker 5 Spoiler, there's a cricket in that back corner, Nick. It's not a frog.
Uh-oh.

Speaker 4 Back there? And yeah, the wall's green. It's not the frog.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 Have you looked behind the sets yet? There's no way. You think I threw him over the sets? I think he probably ran back there.

Speaker 4 He probably hopped back there. He's probably frightened.
Now we're going to have PETA on our ass.

Speaker 5 You already peeked on me.

Speaker 4 On a hot summer night around 4:33 in the morning, as Jeff the Killer took another victim this time, a young wife, and also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt force trauma.

Speaker 4 The only one to survive was the couple four-month-old baby that police have discovered crying in its crib.

Speaker 4 Alongside the child, police had found a letter which was written on the back of a paper grocery bag and a black Sharpie marker and a Motorola droid.

Speaker 4 Faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket, the babysitter was locked in the closet during this time, claimed she'd smelled the lingering odor of women's cheap perfume and found body glitter on the baby's crib.

Speaker 4 But who was it from? Police were unable to decipher the writing on the grocery bag, and here's what it said.

Speaker 4 Jeff, if you're reading this, know that no matter how many innocent victims you claim and how much innocent blood you shed, I'm still coming for you in the end.

Speaker 4 All of the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disemboweled, I beat you to it. I killed them not because I hate them.
I imagine those victims were you and I took their lives.

Speaker 4 It was the mere vision of you that made me kill them. I never did like you.
You greasy-headed, grinning, smug, ignorant son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 My black eyes may look like I'm void of vision, but I'm not stupid.

Speaker 4 Just remember the night that you creep into a poor girl's bedroom, you're going to fall head over heels down the fucking stairs with your guts caught on the broken glass of the window that I smashed you into.

Speaker 4 Tonight, when I reach you, evil will battle evil. Winner kills all.
And the only one who will not get out alive is you. I'm coming for you.
Sleep well. Signed, Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 So basically, this is an offshoot of Jeff the Killer, and it's tying into that as well. And now it's kind of a thing where, yeah, she's like an anti-hero kind of.

Speaker 5 That's a live spider.

Speaker 5 So the...

Speaker 4 Jeff the Killer is the original story, but this is obviously something that is inspired. So it's like kind of like a vigilante, kind of anti-hero thing where, yeah,

Speaker 4 you know, Jeff's still alive out there, and this woman is killing people, which doesn't make a lot of sense that she's like, I'm gonna kill people, but I'm pretending that they're you.

Speaker 4 That seems really fucking stupid. But basically, she wants to kill Jeff, and this is an offshoot, so it's basically gender swap, Jeff the Killer, aka Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 But that's just, I believe, a little preference of just getting you the taste. But this is the actual official story here, which was Born of Science, Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 Which the picture for audio viewers here will put it up on the screen.

Speaker 5 Stop. Stop.

Speaker 4 But we're putting the people, putting the image up on the screen. It says, don't go to sleep.
You won't wake up. And it basically looks like an evanescence album cover or something like that.

Speaker 5 Stop.

Speaker 4 I want the frog out of the studio alive and well. And then, Nick, I don't even know why you're stopping.

Speaker 4 I think he's out.

Speaker 4 How could you possibly come to that conclusion?

Speaker 4 That is just the sign of a man who doesn't want to look anymore.

Speaker 5 I don't think he's in here.

Speaker 4 Did you look behind the magic set?

Speaker 4 You don't think he could hop around that way?

Speaker 4 I think so.

Speaker 4 You know, this is why we don't bring live animals, and you both should know better.

Speaker 5 When you threw it...

Speaker 5 Did you throw it? Where did it go once it made contact with your hand?

Speaker 4 2002 was a good year for Jane Richardson.

Speaker 4 Losing both of her parents to Jeff the Killer.

Speaker 4 Tackling a job at IHOP as a waitress with barely enough money to get by on and being both mother and father to her little sister, Jesse, who was 13 years old during that time.

Speaker 5 Quit, quit.

Speaker 4 Jane's aunt.

Speaker 5 He's right here. Oh!

Speaker 5 Yes!

Speaker 5 Oh!

Speaker 5 Okay, save him! I see him! I see him!

Speaker 4 Quit!

Speaker 4 Yes!

Speaker 5 No, quit, quit, quit! Quit, quit!

Speaker 4 Redemption!

Speaker 5 Oh, got him! Hey, buddy!

Speaker 5 I got him. I got him.
I got him.

Speaker 5 Throw it to the camera. Wait.
Prove that it was actually.

Speaker 5 I'm afraid if I open my hand. Oh, okay.
Hold up. Can I see this one?

Speaker 4 Without him outside.

Speaker 5 There's no light on it. Wait.
Oh, here. I got a light.

Speaker 4 You see him in there? Is he healthy? Does he look healthy?

Speaker 5 He's good. He's smiling.
Stop focusing. You gotta focus the camera.
Oh, here. You want me to do that?

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 5 There you go. Oh, he's wriggling.
Look at him. He's wriggling.

Speaker 5 He's a little wet guy. A little slimy dude.

Speaker 4 Now take him back to his frog family. I can sleep well.
Okay, he was cute. While this is happening, I just want to say we did go over the Jane the Killer thing so people cannot complain.
We have.

Speaker 4 I've already written the first part. I'm not going back.
I'm not touching it again. That's all Isaiah's fault.
So just know, Jane the Killer, I will start from the top of this story as well.

Speaker 4 You know, I think I'm doing kind of a good job reading.

Speaker 4 So let me know in the comments further on if you just want Isaiah fucking booted off the show and just let old dyslexic hunter take the wheel once in a while, huh?

Speaker 4 So, Evanes, so like I said, for people that don't know, the cover art of this, because the Jeff the Killer art is very infamous with the black eyes, you know, the creepy weird smile.

Speaker 4 This one's like, Jane's kind of a fucking babe.

Speaker 4 Nice little fucking, nice long, smooth neck on her.

Speaker 5 Black eyes.

Speaker 4 You can't really see her mouth. Basically, wide as fuck face, blue tinted and all that kind of stuff.
Looks good. And it says, don't go to sleep.
You won't wake up.

Speaker 4 So, for our audio listeners, that's what it looks like. All of the people who have been watching this video just know that is you've been looking at it.

Speaker 4 All right, unless there was an interruption from the live frog to show that we did not kill the frog.

Speaker 4 Good job finding him.

Speaker 5 That was a whole Isaiah.

Speaker 4 He spotted him. Yes, but you shaked it, and that would give him the motivation to look over.

Speaker 4 Where'd he go? He's probably gonna bring in a fucking deer next.

Speaker 4 He's gonna bring in a rabid raccoon.

Speaker 5 I'm coming. I'm coming.

Speaker 4 That was an exciting first 10 minutes.

Speaker 5 I thought last episode's opening was rough, but we finally did

Speaker 5 surpass it.

Speaker 4 What do you mean that was not rough? That was exciting. That's like a race against time.
Is that exciting watching you both hobble on the ground trying to save an innocent animal?

Speaker 5 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 4 Well, Isaiah, you might not have heard, but we are on the second story. Born of science, Jane the Killer.

Speaker 4 If you'd like to start from the top, I've already given a nice description for our audio listeners of what the image looks like, but if you want to jump in, I am more than happy.

Speaker 5 It's a goth chick.

Speaker 4 I told you that is already, that's taken care of.

Speaker 5 Straight from the top. We can go ahead then.

Speaker 5 2002 was never a good year for Jane Richardson.

Speaker 5 Losing both of her parents to Jeff the Killer, tackling a job at IHOP as a waitress with barely enough money money to get by on, and being both mother and father to her little sister Jesse, who was 13 years old during that time.

Speaker 5 Jane's aunt Samantha Ingle graciously helped out her nieces as far as money was concerned, so it wasn't a total loss for Jane.

Speaker 5 After all, Samantha was Paula's sister, and after her death, Samantha felt it was right to take care of her sister's daughters.

Speaker 5 One day, while Jane was working her usual shift at IHOP and on her break, she came across an ad in the newspaper sponsored by our local blood bank.

Speaker 5 In the ad, it was said that the person would be paid $150 for their distribution, but they had to be a really healthy blood type in order to qualify. $150 just for giving blood.

Speaker 5 Is this too good to be true?

Speaker 4 Do you think that's why she's getting so pale? She donated so much blood.

Speaker 5 Uh, that I honestly can't remember the Jane the Killer origins origins. I just remember it was like

Speaker 5 people started. Well, she was the one that wanted to kill Jeff the Killer.
There was the other one that wanted, it was like his girlfriend.

Speaker 4 It was so this version of her, she's like, you're a son of a bitch, and I'm going to kill you. At least that's what the letter says.

Speaker 5 Yeah, well, the idea is Jane, Jeff killed her parents. Yeah.
So she's like going to kill him, but she's also a killer.

Speaker 4 She kills other people, but the whole thing is that she pictures that it's him. So it doesn't make it's like she's not.

Speaker 5 I think in one of the stories, it's like she's killing people to lure him out, to make him jealous, because she's a copycat killer, I think, or something like that.

Speaker 5 But I think there were also versions where like she shows up and stops jeff right before killings or something i remember there was this one and then there was like jeff's girlfriend that was nina the killer i think was her name which is spanish for girl so girl the killer

Speaker 5 so

Speaker 5 though those were these two jane was the more popular one but i feel like people just would make fan art of the two of them like

Speaker 5 Like kissing or like

Speaker 5 like dreary nights.

Speaker 4 Was the art good?

Speaker 5 No, it was like the mordecai purple horse for my little pony can we pretend that airplanes it was like that kind of stuff so some tumbler deviant art stuff for sure

Speaker 5 jane thought it would be good to take that money and pay off her month's rent so why not after all she did have clean blood without hesitation jane wrote the address of the local blood bank down plus the phone number finished off her orange juice and went back to work Another waitress, Alexis, who was covering for Jane, noticed her mood and was more optimistic and appeared more pleasant as usual, refilling other customers' drinks.

Speaker 4 Well, someone's really happy today. Why wouldn't I be? I found an easy way to pay off my month's rent.

Speaker 5 Jane replied, pouring a fresh cup of coffee for a random man. Thanks.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah? What?

Speaker 4 The blood bank is offering $150 for anyone giving blood. You had to have healthy blood, it said.

Speaker 4 Whoa, I'd never heard of that, Janie. Usually they'd pay you $25.

Speaker 5 Alexis replied, refilling a customer soda somehow they must have made a few changes

Speaker 5 you gonna swing by after I leave here tonight Jane and her friend worked on through the night until the atmosphere of this I hop was calm like I keep saying it's an I hop which feels like it's depending on when this came out feels like it's part of the goth i hop meme you remember that like goth girl i hop oh is that is it was that was a meme yeah yeah it was just a joke like you go to the ihop goth i hop where like goth girls work and they spit in your drink stuff like that

Speaker 4 It's like it was just a I wonder if it is because the Jane that cut me looks like an evanescence thing, yeah, image. So maybe it is.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I can't tell if it's actually a goth girl, just a blown-out image. It's so intense it looks like a goth jig

Speaker 5 laid back and less rushed. The lights of the shopping center where the restaurant was shined through the windows, random cars on the highway passed by in the distance.

Speaker 5 Motorists who were looking for a bite to eat, getting off work, or going home, set the mood for this particularly lazy California night. KTLA News 5 was giving a report of the

Speaker 4 Don't mind the spirits that walk these halls.

Speaker 5 The police commissioner said that they were having a hard time catching the suspect and had to enlist the aid of the FBI, CIA, and and Department of Justice in their manhunt.

Speaker 5 It would make Jane feel better to not only have Jeff captured, but wiped off the face of the earth entirely.

Speaker 5 One of the customers in IHOP that Jane noticed was a man in his late 40s with short brown hair, goatee, sunglasses, and wearing a black three-piece suit and tie, crisply pressed.

Speaker 5 One of the guys she noticed was a CIA agent sitting in the booth. He looked like Walter White with hair.

Speaker 5 Oh, there you go.

Speaker 5 That's what it is. Is that what Walter White's known for looking like a three-piece suit?

Speaker 4 I think just the goatee is really what they're.

Speaker 5 Whoever wrote this was like, you know, who's cool? Walter White. Walter White.

Speaker 5 Another distinguishing feature about this man was a Bluetooth earpiece hanging on his left earlobe. He browsed through the menu and surveyed the employees.

Speaker 5 He paid close attention to Jane, almost as if she was a famous person. Hello, sir.

Speaker 4 What can I get you tonight? T-bone steak and eggs. How do you want your steak?

Speaker 5 Well done.

Speaker 4 Eggs over easy.

Speaker 4 Well done over easy. Oh, I just want to let you know that we have a new pomegranate pancake syrup.
Something I happened to make in my free time.

Speaker 5 That sounds terrible. Pomegranate syrup?

Speaker 4 I'm just like, and it has the seeds still.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yum.

Speaker 5 Can't reply taking the man's order. Wow.

Speaker 4 That sounds like a winner. You made the syrup?

Speaker 5 Well, yes. You got a lot of talent.
Okay, so the the way this is going she might actually get recruited by the cia

Speaker 5 stop jeff the killer you think so that's why i feel like this is going you got a lot of talent kid one who knocks

Speaker 5 jesse we have to cook

Speaker 5 jane jane we have to cook yeah

Speaker 5 it's walter white and jane you

Speaker 4 if you don't know who i am then i would tread

Speaker 5 lightly

Speaker 5 Okay, would you like the pomegranate syrup or the

Speaker 5 one?

Speaker 4 I'm not going to go into Flynn's voice.

Speaker 5 Jane went back into the kitchen to get the man's food prepared. While he was waiting, he fumbled with a button on his earpiece.

Speaker 5 That was, man.

Speaker 4 We found the perfect woman, sir.

Speaker 5 It's so hard to be so right

Speaker 5 all the time.

Speaker 4 We found the perfect woman, sir.

Speaker 5 The man said, speaking at a low volume, this man was actually an FBI agent.

Speaker 4 What makes her the perfect woman?

Speaker 5 She made the pomegranate syrup.

Speaker 4 She offered him steak and eggs and then pomegranate syrup.

Speaker 5 Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
Jane is

Speaker 5 either a self-insert or like an object of attraction. Easy, right? Whoever wrote this was either horny for a goth chick that wanted to kill him.

Speaker 4 So you think this is a guy writing this.

Speaker 5 Or

Speaker 5 wanted to be a goth chick that kills him.

Speaker 4 That gets fucked by Jeff the killer.

Speaker 5 No, that's not what Jane does. She tries to kill him.
Oh, she wants to be a baddie that you're not supposed to. But she's a hero.

Speaker 4 She's a hero, yeah.

Speaker 5 But she kills like a Dexter type.

Speaker 4 Like, oh, I kill, but I'm an anti-hero.

Speaker 5 An anti-hero type thing. Because that was like the coolest thing when you were 12 or 13.

Speaker 5 But all of those stories back then, the self-inserts, would always be, I'm special, but it's not for any like intrinsic quality, or it is an intrinsic quality. It's not anything earned or anything.

Speaker 5 It's just, I'm different. And they realize it.
And that she's perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 Palm and

Speaker 4 syrup. My God.

Speaker 5 She'll stop the serial killer. That once again, the FBI is unable to stop.

Speaker 4 We found the perfect woman, sir.

Speaker 5 Agent Marcus East was still hunting down Jeff the killer. Despite the LAPD's futile efforts and Agent East's determination, he was going to stop at nothing until Jeff was captured.
Excellent.

Speaker 4 Gather the other agents for next week. We know of a way to go after Jeffrey Woods.
Understood.

Speaker 5 Jane brought out East meal and a fresh cup of coffee. Thank you very much, ma'am, Agent East said pleasantly.

Speaker 4 You're certainly welcome, sir.

Speaker 5 An hour later, Jane clocked out and left for the night.

Speaker 4 I'll see you tomorrow, Alexis. See you, Janie.

Speaker 5 After 30 minutes of being on the road, Jane came across the blood bank. She expected the building to be closed for the night.
Oddly, it was open. That must have been a 24-hour deal.

Speaker 5 20. That must be 24 hours.
What about the blood bank? Yeah, everyone's got those. The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the the interior was very pristine and sterile.

Speaker 4 Does this do you think this is possible? It could go into vampire territory.

Speaker 5 No, I think what it's going to be is like

Speaker 5 either Jeff's running the blood bank. I was like, I need blood to kill,

Speaker 5 or it's the Fed.

Speaker 4 I just started an S-Corp to open up a blood bank.

Speaker 5 It's all legal, baby. For $150 and I kill them.

Speaker 4 Yeah, can you imagine? $150?

Speaker 4 That's life-changing money. Yeah.
Also, where's Jeff getting the money at?

Speaker 5 I don't think they, Hunter, he kills them.

Speaker 4 Evil bank.

Speaker 5 He kills them when they come in.

Speaker 4 I'd like to sign up for an evil loan.

Speaker 5 No one's getting $150.

Speaker 5 Oh.

Speaker 5 Did you think Jeff the Killer is just like... Hey, maybe.

Speaker 4 Is he going to kill every single person?

Speaker 5 He's just a phlebotomist, and they come in and he's like, all right, well, good. Well, not that, but he's just like, yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, he took my blood, but it was with a rush of money.

Speaker 5 I mean, the story will probably be like he sent it to Jane specifically because he wanted to kill her.

Speaker 5 She was the one. There's some movie about that.
Like, the killer goes after the one that got away. He's obsessed with

Speaker 5 tracking down. Maybe I'm thinking of twisted metal, actually.

Speaker 4 With... Yeah, that's sweet tooth.
Sweet tooth, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile, similar to a doctor's office.

Speaker 5 Jane approached the receptionist at the desk and announced she was there to give blood.

Speaker 4 Good evening, ma'am.

Speaker 5 How can I help you? The receptionist asked in a warm, friendly tone, smiling.

Speaker 4 I came across your ad saying that you'd pay anyone $150 for simply giving blood.

Speaker 5 For simply giving blood.

Speaker 5 That's

Speaker 5 tying my shoe. How people talk to each other.
Wonderful. What's your name, dear?

Speaker 4 Jane Richardson.

Speaker 5 Okay, Miss Richardson.

Speaker 4 You go down the hall. Second door on the right.
Do I have to sign any papers or anything?

Speaker 5 Nope. Oh, thank God.

Speaker 4 Why?

Speaker 5 I don't want to do that. Oh, God.

Speaker 4 That was a huge load off.

Speaker 5 Okay. Jane replied, laughing heartily.
The receptionist laughed along with Jane.

Speaker 4 I would hate to get

Speaker 5 to sign papers or something. That face you just met was the scariest thing I've seen all day.
Go everywhere.

Speaker 5 That's them both laughing together.

Speaker 5 Sorry the frog broke something in you.

Speaker 5 I've been broke all week. Okay.

Speaker 4 I'll have your cash ready for you when you get done, honey.

Speaker 5 Receptionist said, smiling. Jane did indeed have healthy, clean blood.

Speaker 5 It's funny because now when you're a kid and you figure out about blood banks and stuff like that, you're like, oh, that's kind of neat.

Speaker 4 It's like an 11 or 12 year old wrote this like that day i'm almost certainly i'm almost 100 positive this was written by like a 20 year old woman

Speaker 4 is how i see it

Speaker 4 i do have healthy clean bud just dreams of

Speaker 5 like

Speaker 5 a teenage girl killer

Speaker 5 Okay, that's them laughing together. We've got to wrap up this recording.
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Speaker 5 Jane did indeed have healthy, clean blood. O negative was her blood type.
After what seemed like hours, but only a few minutes, the doctor went.

Speaker 5 What?

Speaker 4 After what seemed like hours, but leave it. You thought that two minutes felt like hours?

Speaker 5 What blood type are you? Let me out.

Speaker 4 I'm O negative.

Speaker 5 I'm O positive. The everyone says O negative is like the most

Speaker 5 like rare blood type ever. I feel like I know 40 people that are O negative.

Speaker 5 what's it why'd you get weird at that

Speaker 4 i just o negative is like it is rare

Speaker 5 you're right i'm sorry but i didn't mean to discredit your blood type

Speaker 5 the doctor who extracted jane's blood put a bandage over her spot and wished her good night out front the receptionist was going through files on her computer when she saw jane man

Speaker 4 That needle hurt like hell.

Speaker 4 Your arm is going to feel sore for a day or two.

Speaker 5 What?

Speaker 4 This is definitely someone who has never given blood. Your arm's going to be throbbing for a week.
Your arm's going to feel sore for a day or two.

Speaker 5 Tell me about it.

Speaker 4 Okay. Here's your cash, Miss Richardson.
$150.

Speaker 4 This will take care of my month's rent. Behind on your rent, huh?

Speaker 5 Kind of a bit personal.

Speaker 4 Lots of stuff that's been going on. Me losing both my parents and all.

Speaker 5 Ah, I'm so sorry, people.

Speaker 5 Now I have to work at Goth Eye Hall.

Speaker 4 I just just love... Yeah, both my parents are dead.

Speaker 4 Yeah, sorry about that. It's just me and my little sister.
I have to be both mom and dad to her. Well, my condolences go out to you and your sister.

Speaker 5 Receptionist said sympathetically.

Speaker 4 Thanks. That means a lot.
Well, you have a wonderful night, sweetie. Stay safe.

Speaker 5 You too.

Speaker 4 I love both my parents.

Speaker 5 All right, well, try to keep your head above water and stay safe out there.

Speaker 5 Well, get lost. Following at the 24-hour blood bank.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Listen, it's a blood bank, not an abortion clinic, sweetheart.
Get out of here.

Speaker 5 I bet it'll turn out that that's like the CIA, and they're like, we analyze you. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 And you're superhuman. You have regenerative abilities.
You can fight Jeff.

Speaker 5 What's Jeff's whole thing? It's like...

Speaker 4 He can feel... He's a normal human boy that's burned.

Speaker 5 I thought he could not feel pain anymore.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, yeah. But he could still, it's all you, if you shot him in the stomach.

Speaker 5 Oh, wait. No, that's Ticky Toby.
That's Ticky Toby who can't feel pain.

Speaker 5 i don't think jeff can either probably not probably somebody i don't fucking know it's all the same shit following morning jane was able to pay her month's rent and wouldn't have to worry about it until next month also is it 196 like 78 150 150 for rent i imagine it's like 150 was the gap she needed to close to pay off the rent i guess the total also what what girl like who's not well maybe she is 18.

Speaker 5 well she lives on her own yeah so probably yeah I thought for a second it was just a child turned out to the wild

Speaker 5 wolves. While working the day shifted IHOP, Jane got a call from the blood bank she visited just the other night.
What could it be?

Speaker 4 Thank you for calling IHOP. Now serving pomegranate pancake syrup and our new stuffed French toast.
This is Jane Richardson. How may I help you? Miss Richardson.
This is she.

Speaker 4 My name is Beth Williams, one of the doctors at the Biomedics Blood Bank.

Speaker 4 We were wondering if you'd come by next week to give another sample of your blood. Um

Speaker 5 okay

Speaker 5 we'll pay you ten thousand dollars

Speaker 4 god damn

Speaker 5 we'll pay you ten thousand dollars Jane went silent for a few seconds ten grand for another sample of her blood was this for real Miss Richardson.

Speaker 4 Are you there?

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 4 You said ten thousand, right?

Speaker 4 Yes, ma'am. Okay, I'll see you next week.
Thank you so much, Miss Richardson. We will see you soon.
Okay, bye-bye. Bye.

Speaker 5 One

Speaker 5 week later.

Speaker 4 Ah, ready to get my $10,000.

Speaker 4 I'm sure there's nothing strange about this. I'm not going to tell anyone about this.
Yeah. A sample of blood for $10,000.

Speaker 5 I'm going to tell her, little sister, her parents are dead.

Speaker 4 Hey, I know her parents are dead, but I hit the jackpot. 10 grand for a sample of blood.

Speaker 5 Ah!

Speaker 5 We're taking your blood now.

Speaker 4 As you look at her little sister, I wish mom and dad were back. We don't need them.
10 grand.

Speaker 5 We're suit for life.

Speaker 5 Pomegranate syrup all round.

Speaker 5 Eat your spakes, pomegranate syrup. Eat your spaghetti.
Eat your lamps. Pomegranate dry hop.

Speaker 5 Yeah, eat your dry ramen packets and pomegranate syrup.

Speaker 5 It was the start of a beautiful.

Speaker 5 It was the start of a beautiful day in the city of angels. Jim,

Speaker 5 that's

Speaker 5 so many.

Speaker 5 Why would you say that? There's so many random lines that feel like they're like, you know, when the teacher would be like, okay, write a paragraph about your weekend.

Speaker 5 And it could be like, I poured my orange juice and walked out. There's so many.

Speaker 4 What's the start of beautiful day in the city of angels?

Speaker 5 Do we, I mean, it's just like, also, I'm in Hollywood.

Speaker 5 Hopped off the plane.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Got $10,000 for a buy blood sample.

Speaker 5 Jane returned to the Biomedics Blood Bank to distribute her blood, score an easy 10 grand. She wouldn't have to to worry about money troubles ever again.

Speaker 5 But why was Biomedics going to pay Jane $10,000?

Speaker 5 She couldn't figure it out herself, but if it meant to put the money into an account, making sure her and her sister were financially secure, then why not?

Speaker 5 Jane saw the same receptionist from last time and still remembered her. And the doctor who drew

Speaker 5 she saw the person from last time. She remembered her.
She said,

Speaker 5 Hey, I remember you. Hello.

Speaker 5 And the doctor who drew her blood was there as well. When it was all over, Jane claimed her cash, stuffed it into her wallet, and was on her way.
She stuffed $10,000 into her wallet?

Speaker 4 God damn.

Speaker 5 That is $100, $100 bills.

Speaker 5 Just as she was about to get into her car, a couple of well-dressed women approached her.

Speaker 5 One of them.

Speaker 5 Why'd you do that? Well-dressed woman.

Speaker 5 One of them flashed her CIA badge and announced. announced.

Speaker 4 Jane Richardson. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Agent Tanya Mongolias.

Speaker 5 That's not what it says. Agent Tanya Margolis.

Speaker 4 CIA.

Speaker 4 What's going on? You didn't do anything wrong, Miss Richardson. Don't worry.
But I was wondering if you would come with us.

Speaker 5 We're at exactly.

Speaker 4 You will see. Come with us.
If their whole idea was to...

Speaker 5 Get her to come there as like a ruse, why actually give her the 10 grand of stuff in her person?

Speaker 5 You're about to stab her in the alley and take it back and grab her grab her Powerpuff Girl, hot topic wallet, and let's get the hell out of here.

Speaker 5 That's so sad. I know.

Speaker 5 She's bleeding in death.

Speaker 4 She's bleeding in her gir hoodie. She's just like.

Speaker 5 Don't talk about a beautiful angel that way.

Speaker 5 Isn't that a child of God?

Speaker 5 Oh,

Speaker 5 can you be into my eyes?

Speaker 5 Without hesitation, I think it goes without saying, by the way, when I was

Speaker 5 like 14, I thought Jane the Killer was very hot.

Speaker 5 Because all the pictures would just be like a goth chick with a knife.

Speaker 5 I'd be like, that's so hot. That's all it took for me.
I was very easy to please.

Speaker 5 If you had to put that together yourself.

Speaker 5 Is it okay? Yeah, well, I said the child of God thing. I'm like, just probably clarify

Speaker 5 what ideation that came from.

Speaker 4 Just reading this, like.

Speaker 5 Yeah, literally, no details about her.

Speaker 5 I don't even think I ever read the stories. I would just see the fan art and be like, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 I think it was that.

Speaker 4 Tapping down on your keyboard.

Speaker 5 Scrolling down.

Speaker 5 I look at the little moans.

Speaker 5 Without hesitation, Jane got into the limbo.

Speaker 5 Without hesitation.

Speaker 5 10,000

Speaker 5 fresh dollars in her wallet. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 5 I'll do it with you, too. All right.
I've certainly seen a CIA badge before.

Speaker 5 It was probably a Fisher-Price fake toy badge.

Speaker 4 You want to come in here?

Speaker 5 Heard that you have, like, I don't know, Wolverine blood or something like that. Without hesitation.

Speaker 5 She doesn't work.

Speaker 5 Where were they taking her? Why did they choose Jane? Was there any significance? Find out next time on Dragon Ball's Me.

Speaker 5 The two women were taking Jane to the CIA headquarters in Los Angeles. They were going to explain everything to her as soon as they arrived.

Speaker 5 90 minutes later, the limo arrived outside of the headquarters. See, stuff writing like that.
When they arrived, they would say things. They then arrived.

Speaker 5 Jane noticed there was also a U.S. Marshals and FBI van parked outside.

Speaker 5 What was this all about? Jane couldn't figure out what the hell was going on.

Speaker 5 No matter how many times she asked the agents, it was always the same. That information is classified.
Jane wanted answers. She wanted to know what was going on.

Speaker 5 Once inside, Jane was greeted by a refreshing cold breeze that seemed to be coming from the central air units.

Speaker 5 It was cold from the air conditioner. Why is this worded like an alien rodent?

Speaker 5 From the central air unit.

Speaker 5 It was the hottest day ever.

Speaker 5 Jane was led to a room that looked like a police interrogation area. There inside was another male agent.
Jane sat.

Speaker 5 Welcome, Jane.

Speaker 4 We've been expecting you. You might tell me what the hell is going on.

Speaker 5 Not at all.

Speaker 4 First off, I just want to say I'm sorry for the loss of your parents. I know how much you love them.

Speaker 4 They were my parents. I did love them.
Thank you for the condolences. I take it you heard the LAPD has been having a

Speaker 4 albeit difficult time pursuing your parents' assailant, Jeffrey Woods. Jeff the killer? Exactly.
We also got in touch with the FBI, U.S. Department of Justice, and the U.S.
Marshals, and

Speaker 4 they're going to see to it that Jeff is stopped once and for all. This is also a 15-year-old burn victim.

Speaker 4 The U.S. Department of Justice.

Speaker 5 They said Delta. They said Delta Force.

Speaker 4 We have Green Berets and Delta Force on their way to kidnap and capture the 15-year-old burn victim child.

Speaker 4 But what does that have to do with me?

Speaker 4 Well, after receiving word of your blood transfer at biomedics, it is apparent that you are the perfect blood type.

Speaker 5 Perfect blood time. Perfect blood time.

Speaker 4 It is apparent that you are the perfect blood time and maybe the key to stopping Jeffrey Woods.

Speaker 5 So, let me get this straight.

Speaker 5 Shane said, trying to piece together what the agent said.

Speaker 4 Why even say it? Let me get this straight. Like,

Speaker 4 why even say the next part?

Speaker 4 After I gave my blood, you and these other agency guys want to use me to stop that son of a bitch, Jeff?

Speaker 5 Okay, before we get to the end of this conversation, she's going to say something like, where do I sign up? Okay.

Speaker 5 Something along those lines.

Speaker 4 I could, I'd, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yes, ma'am. All you have to do is meet with our doctors.

Speaker 4 Just meet with the doctors. Yes, ma'am.
And then I'm free to go. In due time, I promise you.

Speaker 5 Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Jane said hesitantly. All right, I was wrong.

Speaker 4 I think it's still there. I still think that the bear trap is locked and ready to go.

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After she was led into another room, one doctor did an eye scan of her ice blue eye after giving her a vision test.

Speaker 5 Now, why would this be in detail? Perhaps the author, maybe, just maybe, was a young girl with ice blue eyes.

Speaker 4 I'm still fully under the impression that they are just taking the cover of the first evanescence album and running with it

Speaker 4 how

Speaker 4 can you leave

Speaker 5 i just just had a horrible thought that jeff the killer kind of a little bit sort of looks like gerard wayne from the danger not danger days the three cheers album like my chemical romance There's a solid chance that both of them are just based on the best.

Speaker 4 Just an epic early 2000s emo rock ballad that's about to happen.

Speaker 5 Her ice blue eye after giving her a vision test, reading an eye chart, etc. The scan of her.
Okay, here's what I mean. The scan of her pretty blue eye was stored into the computer.

Speaker 5 And why would you say that? Because

Speaker 4 my eyes are awesome.

Speaker 5 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 I do have pretty eyes.

Speaker 5 Next Next doctor to examine her was a cardiologist.

Speaker 5 Following a few brief questions, such as her date of birth, height, weight, that sort of thing, Jane had her blood pressure checked, which was 120 over 80. That's the perfect blood pressure.

Speaker 5 Literally everything about her is so perfect. Everyone's like, you're perfect.
You're excellent.

Speaker 5 The normal blood pressure for a healthy young lady.

Speaker 4 Very good.

Speaker 5 Cardiologist.

Speaker 5 He checked her heartbeat and asked, this is literally just like, wow, she's perfect. Wow, just it's a cool descriptor of how good she is.
Wow.

Speaker 4 1% body fat.

Speaker 4 That's extremely impressive.

Speaker 5 That's like a Holocaust.

Speaker 4 But it works on you.

Speaker 4 This is pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 He checked her heartbeat. And asked her to breathe when using a stethoscope.
The cardiologist wrote down everything.

Speaker 5 Next, a general practitioner was to examine Jane, checking her eyes, ears, throat, testing her reflexes, you name it. Jane passed with flying colors.

Speaker 5 Jane thought that she was going to leave this building with no problem and be on her way.

Speaker 5 But when she was led down a hallway by two guards, she noticed in one of the rooms stretchers lined up with blankets covering the bodies. A total of 25 people, all young women, dead.

Speaker 5 What was going on here? She started to get freaked out at the sight of the lifeless women

Speaker 5 who haven't been disposed of and anxiously asked where the the guards were taking her. They refused to answer.
So out of instinct, she began to assault the guards.

Speaker 5 Incapacitating one of them.

Speaker 4 Dude, she's a boss bitch.

Speaker 5 Her fighting skills, she learned from Mary's father, Sheriff Nick.

Speaker 4 What? Sheriff Nick, who is a...

Speaker 4 Yeah, who's a karate. He's also the karate structure.

Speaker 5 Well-known character. Well-known karate.
Oh, Sheriff Nick, right.

Speaker 5 Really paid off. And she, and this, like,

Speaker 5 this young girl can use,

Speaker 5 like,

Speaker 5 the karate she's learned to take down guards at, like, a, a federal facility. Yeah.
Yeah. In the midst of the brutal melee, Jane was tackled and sedated by one of the doctors.

Speaker 5 Her world began to blur and fade. Black.

Speaker 4 Where am I?

Speaker 5 Jane asked, coming to.

Speaker 5 She was strapped to a chair similar to what you'd see in a dentist's office.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 5 Yeah. I like how the raids are like, you've seen dentist offices.
Everyone's been to the dentist. It's like that.
You've been to the dentist.

Speaker 5 Around her, the room looked like an operating theater, bathed in a bright white light, which gave the room a clean appearance.

Speaker 5 Jane couldn't see anybody because all that was in the room with her, facing towards her, was a two-way mirror.

Speaker 5 She felt something on her forehead that was similar to a headband, but saw electrodes and wires running away from her. Her hands and feet were secured in place.

Speaker 5 No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free. A few seconds later, she heard an unknown female voice in the intercom.
It must have been that of an agent, researcher, or scientist.

Speaker 5 You know, the things that

Speaker 4 it was.

Speaker 5 It's probably one of the down here in this lab.

Speaker 4 Miss Richardson, can you hear me?

Speaker 5 Voice asked almost sympathetically.

Speaker 6 Who's there?

Speaker 6 It's me, Dr. Beth Williams from Biomedics.

Speaker 6 I didn't want you to have to find this out the hard way, but some of these agents and government officials tell me you have a very healthy blood type.

Speaker 6 And for what I could gather, they were correct. If you were wondering, it was me who sedated you.

Speaker 6 I did not drag you into that room which you are in, dear. I can assure you, I will be standing by the monitor to monitor your vitals through this process.

Speaker 5 What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 Jane.

Speaker 5 Agent Markles.

Speaker 6 We brought you here because you are the perfect blood type. And also the candidate for the following experiment that's been funded by the U.S.
government. Totaling in $6.9 million.

Speaker 5 Just throwing out big numbers.

Speaker 4 The U.S. government, who did pay this exact number for the experiment, Jane.

Speaker 5 $6.9 million.

Speaker 6 We have received word from the LAPD that they had trouble in capturing the suspect responsible for the death of your parents, Bruce and Paula.

Speaker 6 And we, along with the FBI, the Department of Justice, and the U.S. Marshals, agreed to help in the capture of Jeffrey Woods.
If you haven't noticed, there is an intravenous needle in your arm.

Speaker 6 One of the scientists will be bringing the serum to replace with your blood.

Speaker 6 The serum is classified, but it will ultimately help you in getting revenge on the one who took your parents' life.

Speaker 5 It's literally Wolverine.

Speaker 4 They're gonna, she's gonna have metal claws by the end of the story.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like,

Speaker 5 how they get Wolverine. It's like, oh, you can kill your brother.
You can kill Creed.

Speaker 5 You know, unpopular opinion. But as a kid, I loved that movie.
To the degree that now I'm still like, it's fun.

Speaker 5 X-Men Origins Wolverine. I don't think I've seen it.
No. That's the one where he goes, it's that one.
Oh.

Speaker 5 Just then, a scientist and doctor came into the room prepping chain. The scientist came in with the liquid hate.

Speaker 4 Crazy name. Government-funded.
Oh, government.

Speaker 5 $6.9 million. $6.9 million for Delta to kill.

Speaker 4 Also, I just want to say first, a government experiment lab is...

Speaker 4 An insignificant amount of money. Yes, of course.
But to a child. Can you even imagine that? $6.9 million.
That's like forever money. That's like...

Speaker 4 And it's funding a whole facility with 300 people in it.

Speaker 5 That's like Tony Stark money. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Talking about a never

Speaker 4 leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.

Speaker 5 It's also funny how, like, this is all to stop Jeff the Killer. The kid that says, go to sleep.

Speaker 4 15-year-old Burn Victor. 15-year-old homeless.

Speaker 5 This here's picture of him, like...

Speaker 4 He has stabbed two people.

Speaker 5 You know the Jeff the Killer image? Like, the smile?

Speaker 5 The CIA goes to the Oval Officer, like, Mr. President, we have a threat.
Slides it across the table.

Speaker 4 Is it Obama? Or is it Osama?

Speaker 4 Is it Osama?

Speaker 4 I was doing an Obama voice.

Speaker 5 Is it Osama?

Speaker 4 It's far worse.

Speaker 4 It's a 15-year-old burn victim who's killed two people.

Speaker 5 Gentlemen, whatever you need.

Speaker 4 Yeah, start the drones.

Speaker 5 Tear LA apart.

Speaker 4 We need to nuke LA.

Speaker 5 The container was... It's like the president from Independence Day.

Speaker 5 The container was a gallon and a quarter with a biohazard symbol on it.

Speaker 5 A gallon and a quarter

Speaker 5 you're going to put into her serum.

Speaker 4 Well, I think they're switching her blood or something.

Speaker 5 Switching your blood with this.

Speaker 5 With bleach.

Speaker 4 I'm blind. I'm blind.

Speaker 4 I'm blind.

Speaker 5 How much blood's in the body? Four quarts. Isn't that right?

Speaker 4 I don't fucking know.

Speaker 5 The light from overhead casted in the liquid, giving off a pretty glowing purple. The doctor who came in was there to make sure everything was ready and to monitor Jane's safety.

Speaker 5 He assured her she had nothing to be afraid of and that she was going to be okay afterwards. This made Jane feel somewhat better.
Part of her was scared to death.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Everything's going to be fine. It's a giant biohazard container with purple liquid.

Speaker 5 I look like, ooh, pretty. It's got a big skull and crossbones on it, like a death.

Speaker 4 Also, she has walked past 25 dead bodies.

Speaker 5 Yeah, what is that about? Okay. They just let her see those walking by.

Speaker 4 He said, I'm going to be fine. So I feel like this is this woman who has the best mind.

Speaker 4 Like, you walk out, like, you could, like, she buried alive.

Speaker 5 You're going to be great. Okay, cool.
She just lays in there perfectly still. Oh, thank God.

Speaker 5 Also, I want to clarify: it's four, it's four to five quarts, not no, four to five liters, not quartz. Four to five quarts would be like the bottom half.

Speaker 5 Liters, liters is what I meant to say.

Speaker 5 You're going to be okay.

Speaker 5 This made Jane feel somewhat better. Part of her was scared to death, but the other half of her showed no fear, and she was ready.
The doctor put the intravenous tube into Jane's arm.

Speaker 5 The one tube ran into a container that would collect Jane's blood and ship to the American Red Cross for patients who had the same blood type as Jane. See what I mean?

Speaker 5 She's like, hey, this is where blood goes. So you know.

Speaker 5 Wait, is this implying that the secret lab that's taking out her blood to put new chemicals in it are like, well, we should probably donate them. Yes.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Because they're good guys.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 The perfect blood type, we should give it to the red cross. Well, people would probably need this.
The red cross people.

Speaker 5 This will save lives.

Speaker 5 Who had the same blood type as Jane and to receive a healthy blood transfusion?

Speaker 5 The other tube was attached to the container holding the liquid ain't. What was it called?

Speaker 5 So in a way, this was just...

Speaker 5 So in a way,

Speaker 5 this was just like an embalming fluid prep setup, but with an experimental liquid.

Speaker 5 You know.

Speaker 5 You know.

Speaker 5 That's all it's like. There was somewhere else in the story.

Speaker 5 What was it? You know, a dentist's office. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Come on. It's describing that whole thing.
Removing all my blood.

Speaker 4 Like a dead body.

Speaker 5 They're going to take out all her blood and donate to the American Red Cross for healthy blood treatment.

Speaker 4 They're going to put me in a pretty dress and do my makeup and put me in a coffin.

Speaker 5 And then they're going to fill you with liquid hate. So kind of like an embalming person.
I think I got embalmed. But with an experimental liquid.

Speaker 5 Despite being reassured by medical personnel that she had nothing to be scared of, a single tear ran down her face.

Speaker 4 You're going to be embalmed. You have nothing to be afraid of, Jane.
We are going to take all of the blood out of your body and fill it with.

Speaker 4 Your blood's going to Red Cross.

Speaker 4 You have nothing to fear.

Speaker 5 Oh, man.

Speaker 5 The process began.

Speaker 5 Is this one by the original Jane the Killer author? Because I'm not as familiar with Jane.

Speaker 5 Is this like canon?

Speaker 5 This is supposedly canon. This is supposedly canon.
So all the other ones are based off this narrative. Okay.
Process began.

Speaker 5 The voices that Jane heard, the scientists, the government officials, FBI, CIA agents, U.S. Marshals, researchers.

Speaker 4 I'm repeating this list every time.

Speaker 5 Because it's cool, Hunter. Okay.
All these people. I forgot.
Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's $6.9 million.

Speaker 4 $6.9 million. $6.9 million.

Speaker 5 Began to sound distant. If something were to happen to her, she would see her deceased parents.

Speaker 5 On the other side of the two-way mirror, doctors were monitoring Jane's vitals, her heart and brain waves, etc. Her heart was beating at a steady pace, showing the EKG beeping.

Speaker 5 The readings of the EEG showing normal brain activity. Jane saw her blood being drained slowly.

Speaker 5 This didn't bother her at first, but as it began to increase, she felt very weak and drowsy, almost like she was being smothered by an unknown person with an ether-soaked rag.

Speaker 5 And in the next few minutes, Jane's surroundings began to disappear. First, into a state of unconsciousness and weakness from loss of blood in her body, then dead.

Speaker 5 The heart monitor in the other room flatlined. The EEG went flat.
For that moment, Jane was clinically dead.

Speaker 5 I remember there was something with Jane that like she has completely black eyes. Yes.
And like pale white skin. Yeah, so it's probably like the effects of dying or whatever.

Speaker 4 She's going to turn into a superhero.

Speaker 5 Yeah, very soon. Exactly, yes.
Jane felt a a gentle, familiar hand on her face, caressing her. It was her mother, Paula.

Speaker 5 She opened her eyes, and despite being deceased for a few minutes, she was still in her room. She was still in the room.
Her father, Bruce, was there as well. Mom,

Speaker 4 don't be afraid, Janie.

Speaker 4 Mommy's here.

Speaker 5 Paula cooed sweetly. She saw Jane's eyes welling up with tears and held her daughter in her arms tightly, comforting her.
Dad?

Speaker 5 Bruce gave Jane a kiss on her head as he joined in to hold his child as well. Jane was weeping as she was glad to see her parents.

Speaker 4 You're going to be okay, kiddo. You're going to be just fine.

Speaker 5 Bruce said softly, calming his daughter down. He was in full military dress, his metal shining in the light of the room Jane was in.

Speaker 5 His uniform was crisply pressed, his hair short, shiny, and brushed back, almost as if he was going to attend a military ball. What's going on?

Speaker 4 Well, since those doctors emptied your body, you went out like a light. But me and daddy are going to stay here until you come alive, honey.

Speaker 5 Paula said in her soft-spoken voice, her words soothing Jane's heart.

Speaker 4 One thing I can never stand about IV needles is when someone can't find a vein to put it in. That happened to me when I was a little kid and I suffered sepsis.

Speaker 5 I got ringworm.

Speaker 4 And then I got full-blown AIDS.

Speaker 5 Oh, it's whatever.

Speaker 4 And I felt like friggin' Swiss cheese.

Speaker 4 That old hag couldn't put the needle in right. You should have known that having experience as a doctor and a PhD doesn't come with vision.

Speaker 5 Bruce said, smiling, laughing.

Speaker 5 This made Jane smile and giggle. She laughed with her daddy.

Speaker 5 She knew for the longest time that her daddy was very silly.

Speaker 4 My daddy's real silly.

Speaker 5 My dad's real silly.

Speaker 4 He's like, yeah, a stupid bitch can't find a vein.

Speaker 5 And she's like,

Speaker 4 he's a silly daddy.

Speaker 4 And so anyways, a stupid bitch gave me sepsis and I got ringworm and everyone called me lizard foot the rest of the year.

Speaker 4 Like,

Speaker 4 daddy, you're silly. That's a funny story, daddy.

Speaker 5 She knew that for the longest time that her daddy was very silly. It made her laugh without even trying.
It was still a goofball in the afterlife. That's also what Paula loved about her husband.

Speaker 5 Jane's parents stayed with her until the liquid hate was administered.

Speaker 4 Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey.

Speaker 4 Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey. But getting like an allergy shot or a vaccine, that didn't bother him.
It was an intravenous needle that got on his nerves.

Speaker 4 Even when he was little, he fainted at the sight of Big Needle.

Speaker 5 Hey, that thing was big.

Speaker 4 I know I'm going to feel sore and stiff when I get up. Considering the chair you're in, I wouldn't be surprised, honey.

Speaker 4 I think tonight you should take a nice hot bath with some Epsom salt, Bruce said, caressing Jane's hair. Good idea.
You just remember one thing. My little Janie baby,

Speaker 4 if you ever need me or daddy,

Speaker 4 it would be right here.

Speaker 5 Paula said, pointing at Jane's heart.

Speaker 4 She has congestive heart failure.

Speaker 4 Oh, oh, Janie. And

Speaker 5 we will come live in your dream, sweetheart. God, how about you?

Speaker 5 I'll be a memory in your head.

Speaker 4 We are so proud of you. Jesse's like, she's made pomegranate syrup.

Speaker 5 That's all she did.

Speaker 5 That's the thing, Connor. They're just special.
Every Every one of these stories, the OC is just special.

Speaker 4 We are so proud of you. Jesse's lucky to have such a sweet sister.
We will always be watching over you.

Speaker 5 Paula said sweetly.

Speaker 4 We love you, Jane.

Speaker 5 Bruce said.

Speaker 4 Oh, the purple stuff is about finished.

Speaker 5 Paula said, pointing to the liquid hate that was halfway empty.

Speaker 4 I love you, mommy. I love you, daddy.

Speaker 5 Jane said, giving her parents a hug before they returned to heaven. We love you.

Speaker 5 Bye, Mama.

Speaker 5 Bye, dad, dad. Up to the clouds.

Speaker 5 We love you too, Janie. I like the implication that Jane the Killer knows Jesus and is a Christian.

Speaker 5 It's like a devout.

Speaker 4 We love you too, Janie.

Speaker 5 I also like the implication that Christianity exists in Jeff the Killer universe.

Speaker 4 We love you too, Janie.

Speaker 4 We love you.

Speaker 5 Polly replied, giving her daughter one final kiss goodbye. Jane slowly regained consciousness and came to.
The EKG and EEG roared back to life, showing heart and brain activity.

Speaker 5 I like how they just let her die. They didn't like artificially pump her or anything.

Speaker 4 You're going to be fine.

Speaker 5 She decomposed for five minutes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, she's legally like a vegetable. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Her brain will never recover.

Speaker 5 Her vitals appearing normal. As her vision adjusted, she saw she was still in the operating theater.
When she looked down, she noticed her hands were now ivory white. She was pale like a corpse.

Speaker 5 She screamed over the loss of her natural skin pigmentation and saw that her once bright platinum blonde hair was now coal black. Somehow, changes your hair.

Speaker 4 It does. That science.

Speaker 5 She tried to break free from the restraints, thinking that she would fail, but somehow. With now increased strength, ripped both of the restraints off and jerked the wires off her head.

Speaker 5 She tore the leg restraints away and got up out of the chair. She looked towards the two-way mirror, now in a violent, angry, homicidal rage, hollered,

Speaker 4 What the hell'd you do to me?

Speaker 6 She's going to experience violent episodes and homicidal tendencies for the first 90 seconds.

Speaker 5 We have this mapped out. Homicidal tendencies.

Speaker 6 One of the scientists said to the group, You are now full of liquid hate, Miss Richardson.

Speaker 4 I look like fucking powder.

Speaker 6 That's because your natural skin color went away, Jane.

Speaker 5 You stupid idiot.

Speaker 4 Hey, don't be a dumb bitch.

Speaker 4 That's what liquid hate does.

Speaker 4 Jane.

Speaker 5 Oh.

Speaker 5 Jane picked up. Jane.

Speaker 5 Jane picked up up. Jane.

Speaker 4 Look at me, Jane.

Speaker 4 That's what happens with liquid hate.

Speaker 4 $6.9 nine million dollars, Jane.

Speaker 4 Blonde black,

Speaker 4 powdery white skin.

Speaker 4 Give her 60 seconds plus 30 equals 90.

Speaker 5 Jane

Speaker 5 picked up a chair that was in the room and threw it against the two-way mirror, shattering the glass.

Speaker 5 She grabbed a hold of one of the doctors who were monitoring her vitals by the collar, collar, slamming him against the wall with incredible strength, causing a huge dent.

Speaker 5 One of the scientists sounded an alarm for armed guards and medical personnel to restrain Jane.

Speaker 5 One pulled out a syringe, trying to aim for Jane's neck, but Jane took the needle and stabbed the doctor between the eyes and injected an air bubble into him.

Speaker 5 Two guards with automatic weapons tried to fire at Jane, but she grabbed both of their arms, causing them to fire at each other.

Speaker 5 One agent fired at Jane, but the bullet didn't faze her a bit.

Speaker 5 The wound automatically and quickly healed up. Of course.
She's Wolverine. She's literally Wolverine.

Speaker 4 Your bones, Jane.

Speaker 4 They're made of the strongest metal.

Speaker 5 She's like in there like,

Speaker 5 using her karate she learned from Sheriff.

Speaker 5 Thank you, Sheriff Nick.

Speaker 4 No problem, since no problem.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Sensei.

Speaker 5 She approached the agent who was still firing multiple shots at Jane and snapped his wrist in two. They spelled it I-N-T-O, not into two.
Snapped his wrist into one. We'll never know.

Speaker 5 Showing fractured bones and blood spurting everywhere. An orderly standing in at six foot five, 300 plus pounds, tackled Jane, attempting to subdue her.

Speaker 5 But Jane had the upper hand, flipped him over on his side and snapped him neck in two.

Speaker 4 He snapped me neck in two.

Speaker 5 Just as carnage continued, Jane took the now empty liquid hate container, broke it against the ground, took a sharp glass shard and stabbed to death one of the agents.

Speaker 5 Her clothes now stained with blood.

Speaker 5 Amidst the dead, broken, mutilated, bullet-riddled bodies and those who were out cold, Jane looked at the group who was in the room that now had no mirror and said in one ominous tone,

Speaker 4 Thank you for saving me.

Speaker 4 Thank you for making me what I am.

Speaker 4 I know now what I must do.

Speaker 4 I must kill Jeffrey Woods and his reign of terror forever.

Speaker 4 If he is not killed, more lives will be lost. She just killed four people.

Speaker 5 I am much stronger now.

Speaker 4 I am unstoppable.

Speaker 4 Unkillable.

Speaker 4 Weapons. Weapons are useless against me.

Speaker 4 Anyone who dares cross me,

Speaker 4 I will be the last thing they will ever see.

Speaker 4 I will kill Jeff the Killer.

Speaker 4 And no one can stop me.

Speaker 5 You know, I remember we got to read it at some point. It's not on the docket tonight, but there's Jane the Killer versus Jeff the Killer story.
And that part about like I will stop him reminded me.

Speaker 5 There's a scene in it where the two of them are fighting and they're just like cutting each other to pieces and then both healing. Literally, Wolverine versus Creed.

Speaker 5 And Jane, the whole time, Jeff's like, we're not so different, you and I.

Speaker 5 In this world, only fools are heroes.

Speaker 5 And this world only fools three rows of slow game.

Speaker 5 In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.

Speaker 5 After 90 seconds, the allotted time as mentioned by the now dead doctor,

Speaker 5 Jane's homicidal tendency ceased and she was acting normal again. The same doctors who were examining her wanted to do x-rays, MRI scans, and the final examination on her.

Speaker 5 Jane stood naked as the day she was born, as physicians didn't see any abnormal changes. No defects.
She was even more beautiful, despite the fact that she was pale white with black eyes.

Speaker 5 Even more beautiful. Had a rocking body.
Her tits, her pussy, and her ass were awesome.

Speaker 4 And she even had a dick on her belly. Perfect in every way.
We called those a unicorn.

Speaker 6 Okay, Miss Richardson. I want you to read what is on the chart right here.
I'm an eye doctor.

Speaker 4 E-F-P-T-O-Z-L-P-E-D-T-E-C-B-H-B-Z-C-B-T-T-A-V-C-1234567.

Speaker 4 Printed by Century City Optometry. 10250 Santa Monica Boulevard Suite 170 Los Angeles, California 90067.

Speaker 5 It's one of those things where it's like she's every way she's perfect.

Speaker 4 Perfect in ways you couldn't imagine.

Speaker 5 The eye doctor was flabbergasted that Jane read everything down to the fine print. He took a magnifying glass and saw the address and company name at the bottom of the eye test chart.
Um

Speaker 5 wow.

Speaker 5 He said dumbfounded.

Speaker 4 Sadak, are there any other tests today, or can I just walk out of here and be on my way?

Speaker 5 She's killed four people. She's killed four people and she's literally, she looks like a corpse.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, are you going to give me another visual test or just stand there and stare at me all day? You're naked.

Speaker 5 She's like completely naked.

Speaker 4 Why do you keep staring me, doc?

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to

Speaker 4 stand here and stare all day.

Speaker 5 The eye doctor said seeing Jane fully naked.

Speaker 5 So

Speaker 4 I'll take that as you're free to go.

Speaker 5 She's like, are you going to stand here and and stare at me? And he, a doctor, is like, Yeah,

Speaker 5 wow,

Speaker 4 I love it. So, I'll take that as a free to go.
And he does,

Speaker 5 yeah.

Speaker 5 Not only am I super powerful, I kill people, but I can't help it because it's part of my condition. And I get revenge, and I'm perfect in every way, but everybody wants me.

Speaker 5 So,

Speaker 5 I'm

Speaker 5 taking that as some free to go.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 4 It's insane. She's the perfect woman.
Perfect in every word. Beauty.
She's so funny. And she's only a little angry on her periods.

Speaker 5 So.

Speaker 4 So I'm taking that

Speaker 5 as

Speaker 5 I'm free to go.

Speaker 4 Doc, why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Speaker 4 I will.

Speaker 5 Gets underneath those old 1800 cameras.

Speaker 5 Just a flashlight.

Speaker 5 The whole

Speaker 5 filled with smoke.

Speaker 4 Make a copy of that for me whenever you get a chance.

Speaker 5 I will, the giant land.

Speaker 5 Just like keeps going. So

Speaker 5 I'm taking that. Yeah.
I'm free to go.

Speaker 5 No. Jane took her bloodstained clothes.

Speaker 5 that were in a hospital bag and walked out fully nude not caring that people are looking at her on her way home she saw clothes that were hanging out to dry on a clothesline outside a little suburban home.

Speaker 5 These clothes matched her frame. There were a pair of black sweatpants, a sleeveless black under armor shirt,

Speaker 5 and a black hoodie.

Speaker 5 This, I 100%.

Speaker 5 Okay, I understand.

Speaker 5 My 13-year-old me was like, This is the most beautiful woman I've ever heard of.

Speaker 4 Perfect body, cut off black underarmor, not too buff,

Speaker 4 but just buff enough.

Speaker 5 Could kill me in an instant, but very feminine,

Speaker 5 but could tear me in a half.

Speaker 4 Sleek, but also dangerous.

Speaker 5 Throw me through the ceiling.

Speaker 4 90 seconds of pure chaos.

Speaker 5 Like a just a pale ripley.

Speaker 4 Now you got me. Now you got me.

Speaker 5 You get it? You see where I'm at? You get what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 They all smelled sweet as she pulled them off the clothesline and got dressed in broad daylight. The only article of clothing that weren't bloodstained were her black skecher sneakers.

Speaker 5 She slipped on her socks and shoes and called Jesse and told her she was okay. Jesse waited back at home for her sister to return.
Also, Mary was waiting because we need to put her into the story.

Speaker 5 Jesse immediately ran into her big sister's arms, gasping emotionally, giving her a big hug. Mary hugged both Jesse and Jane and gave her honey bunny a kiss on the lips.

Speaker 4 Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. I was so worried.

Speaker 5 She's literally a corpse. She left a blonde with blue eyes and she came back a corpse.
And they're like, it's so good you're okay.

Speaker 5 Mary said, emotionally glad that Jane was all right.

Speaker 4 I knew you'd come back.

Speaker 5 Jesse said through tears of joy.

Speaker 4 Of course I did.

Speaker 5 Jane replied, giving her little sister a hug, still emotional. Jeff has some competition.

Speaker 5 So as many other criminals out there,

Speaker 5 don't go to sleep. You won't wake up.
Jane the Killer is coming for you.

Speaker 4 These, you know what? This is...

Speaker 5 That came from such a place of purity.

Speaker 4 This is infinitely worse than Jeff's the Killer, by the way.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah. Dude, it's a fan fig of an an OC tied to Jeff the Killer.
Jeff the Killer was the OG.

Speaker 5 This is the fan fig.

Speaker 4 Jeff the Killer was the blueprint. Yeah.

Speaker 5 This was a fan who's like, I bet I can be as good as Jeff the Killer. Were these popular? Oh, dude.
Most of what you would read online. Not no sleep.

Speaker 5 No sleep was different because that'd be perspective. But if you want to like creepypasta.com or any like forum, this was the bulk of them.

Speaker 4 Was it people legitimately liking it? Like being like, that was badass.

Speaker 5 Some. So Jane the Killer picked up stuff.
Most of them were like two paragraphs. It was like, there was a guy named Elijah, because the writer's name's Elijah.

Speaker 5 There was a guy named Elijah who found a secret sword that made him cool. And Jeff the Killer killed his whole family.
Now he's alone and he hunts Jeff to kill him. This,

Speaker 5 and that'd be like the whole story. This is like, wow.

Speaker 4 Like the like you added characters, how names. Did you conquer the creativity

Speaker 5 to finish this? That's why everyone started talking about shit. And obviously it was a chick.
So like the fan art was. David Foster Wallace.

Speaker 5 Socrates.

Speaker 4 And whoever the fuck wrote Jane the Killer.

Speaker 5 We made a... Well, actually, we do know, right? We've got the name.

Speaker 4 Is the name there? Do we know that the person who made Jane the Killer is Fear of the Black Wolf?

Speaker 5 Fear of the Black Wolf.

Speaker 4 Hope you're doing well.

Speaker 5 Hold up. This story, confirmed by Fear of the Black Wolf from Mr.
Angry Dog, is the real actual story of Jane the Killer.

Speaker 5 The other story, who has Jane's last name as Arkansas, is a fan-made and plagiarized version that only became more popular or known than the original. Yeah, that one would be.

Speaker 4 So it's like... Oh, so the real one wasn't as popular as the other one.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yes. That's what it sounds like.
It sounds like, according to creepypasta.com. Well, according to fandom.com, creepypasta category.

Speaker 5 So we say, but according to them, this is the original and then the ripoff.

Speaker 4 Again, the ripoff, which did get more traction.

Speaker 5 yes that's i've never heard the born from science one i don't think but i do remember there being

Speaker 5 a bunch of like

Speaker 5 different jane the killer stories but i don't remember that specific the born from science thing but she had liquid hate she had perfect blood she had perfect well honestly i don't know if the if the ripoff the fact you're treading on the good name of jane the killer i don't know if it was hey what the hell hey you can't go messing with this this is the original text guys thank you so much for watching today.

Speaker 4 That killed me.

Speaker 5 Can we read,

Speaker 5 even if it's for Patreon? Can we at some point read Jane versus Jeff?

Speaker 5 Please

Speaker 5 let me have this.

Speaker 5 Just

Speaker 5 you think you're different, you and I.

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