The Guest Room

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Speaker 1 Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone

Speaker 1 in which nothing much happens.

Speaker 1 You feel good,

Speaker 1 and then you fall asleep.

Speaker 1 I'm Catherine Nicolai.

Speaker 1 I write and read all the stories you hear on Nothing Much Happens.

Speaker 1 Audio Engineering is by Bob Wittersheim.

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Speaker 1 This age-old technique of bedtime stories as bridges to sleep work by giving your brain a steady place to anchor.

Speaker 1 After all, it's the wandering, racing mind that keeps you up.

Speaker 1 A settled mind has nothing to do but let go.

Speaker 1 So all you need to do is listen, and listen regularly.

Speaker 1 It might take a bit of conditioning if you are new to this.

Speaker 1 I'll tell the story twice and I'll go a little bit slower the second time through.

Speaker 1 If you wake later in the night, don't hesitate to restart the episode.

Speaker 1 Our story tonight is called The Guest Room.

Speaker 1 And it's a story about making a space feel warm and welcoming. It's also about fresh sheets and fluffy stacks of towels,

Speaker 1 a pearly button and a jewelry box.

Speaker 1 The clean feeling of a room that's been properly aired out.

Speaker 1 A silly dog who sees every chore as a chance for play

Speaker 1 and showing love through thoughtful hospitality.

Speaker 1 So lights out.

Speaker 1 Devices down, please.

Speaker 1 You have looked at a screen for the last time today.

Speaker 1 Settle your body into the most comfortable position you can find,

Speaker 1 and from temples to toes,

Speaker 1 consciously relax.

Speaker 1 The day is done.

Speaker 1 Draw a deep breath in through your nose

Speaker 1 and sigh it out.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 1 One more inhale

Speaker 1 and release.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 The guest room.

Speaker 1 The doorknob squeaked a bit as I turned it,

Speaker 1 and I reminded myself to come back with some oil for it later.

Speaker 1 We don't come in here often,

Speaker 1 and I expected that more than the knob would need some attention.

Speaker 1 We might only have a guest once or twice a year

Speaker 1 for the holidays, or when someone comes for a visit.

Speaker 1 But we all look forward to it.

Speaker 1 As I pushed the door open, a scruffy, loaf-shaped bit of fur scrabbled past my ankles.

Speaker 1 Crumb was the most excited of all of us to have visitors.

Speaker 1 He would jump and bark,

Speaker 1 sit with them on the couch,

Speaker 1 roll over for belly rubs, beg them for treats in the kitchen,

Speaker 1 and scratch at their door in the morning to say hello all over again.

Speaker 1 And he knew as soon as he heard the guest bedroom door open,

Speaker 1 that someone must be on their way.

Speaker 1 I stood in the doorway for a moment,

Speaker 1 a load of clean linens in my arms,

Speaker 1 and took took stock of what needed to be done.

Speaker 1 A good dusting for sure sweep the floors, make up the bed,

Speaker 1 and then a few touches to make our guests feel right at home.

Speaker 1 I laid the sheets and pillow cases on the bed,

Speaker 1 and went to the window,

Speaker 1 nudging it open a few inches.

Speaker 1 We were in the last weeks of fall now,

Speaker 1 almost on winter's doorstep,

Speaker 1 and it was certainly chilly out.

Speaker 1 But the room needed a bit of fresh air,

Speaker 1 and I had a feeling my work would keep me warm.

Speaker 1 I wiped down the window sills and door frame,

Speaker 1 dusted the bedside tables,

Speaker 1 and polished the mirror over the chest of drawers.

Speaker 1 I checked that there were spare hangers ready in the closet

Speaker 1 and that the light bulbs in the lamps hadn't burned out.

Speaker 1 The old floorboards had gaps between them in some spots where the oakum had crumbled.

Speaker 1 So bobby pins and earrings tended to get stuck there.

Speaker 1 I took care as I swept,

Speaker 1 stopping a few times to pick up a newly found treasure.

Speaker 1 By the end I had a dainty pearl button, only as big around as the tip of my pinky finger,

Speaker 1 a blue pen cap, two dimes, a paper clip,

Speaker 1 and a strip of torn newsprint that only held the tantalizing words

Speaker 1 Reward Offered For

Speaker 1 and the date April 1973

Speaker 1 I held the scrap in my hand

Speaker 1 rereading it and wondering what had been lost

Speaker 1 and if it had ever been found.

Speaker 1 I felt a bit like an archaeologist in the field,

Speaker 1 and decided to keep the artifacts.

Speaker 1 On the dresser was an old jewelry box,

Speaker 1 the kind I'd had as a child, with the ballerina,

Speaker 1 who sprang up onto her point shoes when you lifted the lid.

Speaker 1 And I tucked my collection under its tray.

Speaker 1 Crumb had spent most of the time I'd been dusting and sweeping,

Speaker 1 running in and out of the guest room,

Speaker 1 occasionally dropping his latest favorite toy at my feet and whining for me to throw it.

Speaker 1 When I did, he would chase it all the way down the long corridor,

Speaker 1 and a few times it went down the stairs and I heard him clunking after it.

Speaker 1 As I began to make the bed,

Speaker 1 I knew he'd make another appearance.

Speaker 1 One bitter cold day, the January before,

Speaker 1 when the animals seemed miserable from the chill and the gray.

Speaker 1 We'd put their blankets in the dryer

Speaker 1 and and let them tumble till they were toasty

Speaker 1 and hot to the touch.

Speaker 1 When we'd tossed them on to the bed, all three, Marmalade, Crum, and Bertie

Speaker 1 made a beeline for them.

Speaker 1 Marmalade, lady that she was,

Speaker 1 just quietly slid under hers,

Speaker 1 purring as I tucked in the edges around her.

Speaker 1 Birdie went for an instant flop,

Speaker 1 stretching out on his side

Speaker 1 and not getting up again till I called him for dinner.

Speaker 1 Crum,

Speaker 1 our goofy ball of boundless energy, began zooming around the bed,

Speaker 1 diving into the blanket,

Speaker 1 wriggling through it,

Speaker 1 dropping his chest onto the warm fabric,

Speaker 1 and scooting himself along it with his back legs.

Speaker 1 He'd knocked it onto the floor, jumped down and pulled it under the bed,

Speaker 1 where he shook it like a toy.

Speaker 1 When his dad tried to bring it back out

Speaker 1 and resituate him on the bed, he thought it was time for tug-of-war.

Speaker 1 They'd all clearly loved this new experience so much.

Speaker 1 We'd begun to do it pretty regularly.

Speaker 1 We just called it hot blanket. And Crumb knew the words as well as he knew walk, treat,

Speaker 1 and at least a dozen others.

Speaker 1 As I tucked the fitted sheet over the mattress in the guest room,

Speaker 1 he rushed in and jumped on the bed,

Speaker 1 thinking he might be missing out.

Speaker 1 It's not hot blanket crumb, I told him, but he didn't believe me.

Speaker 1 I shook out the top sheet.

Speaker 1 It made a satisfying snap in the air

Speaker 1 and it drifted down on top of him.

Speaker 1 He dropped down onto his belly as I tucked in the corners.

Speaker 1 This was another game we played,

Speaker 1 a dog's version of hide and seek.

Speaker 1 I smoothed the sheet over him, saying,

Speaker 1 What's this potato doing in the bed?

Speaker 1 Next came the duvet in a crisp cover, and still he didn't move.

Speaker 1 Again, I shaped it around his little body and shook the pillows into their covers.

Speaker 1 I plumped them into place

Speaker 1 and turned down the bed so it looked cozy and inviting.

Speaker 1 His nose was an inch away

Speaker 1 from the folded back sheet,

Speaker 1 and I leaned down next to it.

Speaker 1 All at once I whipped back the covers and booped him on the nose.

Speaker 1 He flew from his hiding space, racing around the room with glee at being found.

Speaker 1 I chuckled and remade the bed.

Speaker 1 By now the room smelled of fresh, crisp air,

Speaker 1 and I shut the window and adjusted the blinds.

Speaker 1 Looking around the space, I saw that it was clean and tidy,

Speaker 1 but needed a few finishing touches.

Speaker 1 I'd gotten a couple of pairs of house slippers for our guests

Speaker 1 and set them out on either side of the bed.

Speaker 1 I oiled the doorknob, twisting it back and forth till the squeak was gone.

Speaker 1 Our guests would be bringing their own dog, and I'd washed one of Crum's beds and set it under the window with a clean blanket and a new chew toy tucked inside.

Speaker 1 I laid out fresh towels and washcloths in their bathroom,

Speaker 1 stocked the shower with soaps and shampoos,

Speaker 1 and even folded the end of the toilet paper into a point,

Speaker 1 like they do in hotels, just to be silly.

Speaker 1 When I came back into the bedroom with a vase of calla lilies, I'd bought especially,

Speaker 1 I found Marmalade sitting on the dresser, inspecting my work.

Speaker 1 I set the vase down beside her

Speaker 1 and arranged the blooms a bit.

Speaker 1 How'd I do, boss? I asked her,

Speaker 1 and she twitched her whiskers in response.

Speaker 1 The room felt comfortable

Speaker 1 and lived in now.

Speaker 1 And I hope when our visitors arrived that they would feel at home.

Speaker 1 There are so many ways to show love,

Speaker 1 to demonstrate that you care.

Speaker 1 As I shooed Marmie out and pulled the door closed behind me,

Speaker 1 I hoped that the fresh sheets and flowers,

Speaker 1 the slippers and soaps,

Speaker 1 would show ours.

Speaker 1 The guest

Speaker 1 The door knob squeaked a bit

Speaker 1 as I turned it

Speaker 1 and I reminded myself

Speaker 1 to come back with some oil for it later.

Speaker 1 We don't come in here often

Speaker 1 and I expected

Speaker 1 that more than the knob

Speaker 1 would need some attention.

Speaker 1 We might only have a guest

Speaker 1 once or twice a year

Speaker 1 for the holidays

Speaker 1 or when someone comes for a visit.

Speaker 1 But we all looked forward to it.

Speaker 1 As I pushed the door open,

Speaker 1 a scruffy loaf-shaped bit of fur

Speaker 1 scrabbled past my ankles.

Speaker 1 Crumb was the most excited of all of us

Speaker 1 to have visitors.

Speaker 1 He would jump and bark,

Speaker 1 sit with them on the couch,

Speaker 1 roll over for belly rubs,

Speaker 1 beg them for treats in the kitchen,

Speaker 1 and scratch at their door in the morning

Speaker 1 to say hello

Speaker 1 all over again.

Speaker 1 And he knew

Speaker 1 as soon as he heard the guest bedroom door open

Speaker 1 That someone

Speaker 1 must be on their way.

Speaker 1 I stood in the doorway for a moment,

Speaker 1 a load of clean linens in my arms,

Speaker 1 and took stock of what needed to be done.

Speaker 1 A good dusting for sure

Speaker 1 sweep the floors,

Speaker 1 make up the bed,

Speaker 1 and then a few touches to make our guests feel right at home.

Speaker 1 I laid the sheets and pillow cases on the bed

Speaker 1 and went to the window,

Speaker 1 nudging it open a few inches.

Speaker 1 We were in the last weeks of fall now,

Speaker 1 almost on winter's doorstep.

Speaker 1 And it was certainly chilly out.

Speaker 1 But the room needed a bit of fresh air,

Speaker 1 and I had a feeling

Speaker 1 that my work

Speaker 1 would keep me warm.

Speaker 1 I wiped down the window sills and door frame,

Speaker 1 dusted the bedside tables,

Speaker 1 and polished the mirror over the chest of drawers.

Speaker 1 I checked

Speaker 1 that there were spare hangers ready in the closet

Speaker 1 and that the light bulbs in the lamps hadn't burned out.

Speaker 1 The old floorboards had gaps between them in some spots

Speaker 1 where the oakum had crumbled.

Speaker 1 So bobby pins and earrings

Speaker 1 tended to get stuck there.

Speaker 1 I took care as I swept,

Speaker 1 stopping a few times

Speaker 1 to pick up

Speaker 1 newly found treasures.

Speaker 1 By the end,

Speaker 1 I had a dainty pearl button,

Speaker 1 only as big around

Speaker 1 as the tip of my pinky finger,

Speaker 1 a blue pen cap,

Speaker 1 two dimes,

Speaker 1 a paper clip,

Speaker 1 and a strip of torn newsprint

Speaker 1 that only held the tantalizing words

Speaker 1 reward offered for

Speaker 1 and the date

Speaker 1 April 1973

Speaker 1 I held the scrap in my hand

Speaker 1 re-reading it

Speaker 1 and wondering what had been lost

Speaker 1 and if it had ever been found

Speaker 1 I felt a a bit like an archaeologist in the field

Speaker 1 and decided to keep the artifacts.

Speaker 1 On the dresser was an old jewelry box,

Speaker 1 the kind I'd had as a child,

Speaker 1 with the ballerina

Speaker 1 who sprang up onto her point shoes

Speaker 1 when you lifted the lid

Speaker 1 and I tucked my collection under its tray.

Speaker 1 Crumb had spent most of the time I'd been dusting and sweeping,

Speaker 1 running in and out of the guest room,

Speaker 1 occasionally dropping his latest favorite toy at my feet

Speaker 1 and whining for me to throw it.

Speaker 1 When I did,

Speaker 1 he would chase it all the way down the long corridor,

Speaker 1 and a few times

Speaker 1 it went down the stairs,

Speaker 1 and I heard him clunking after it.

Speaker 1 When I began to make the bed

Speaker 1 I knew he'd make another appearance.

Speaker 1 One bitter cold day,

Speaker 1 the January before,

Speaker 1 when the animals seemed miserable from the chill and the gray.

Speaker 1 We'd put their blankets in the dryer

Speaker 1 and let them tumble till they were toasty

Speaker 1 and hot to the touch.

Speaker 1 When we'd tossed them onto the bed,

Speaker 1 all three,

Speaker 1 marmalade, crumb, and birdie,

Speaker 1 made a beeline for them.

Speaker 1 Marmalade,

Speaker 1 lady that she was,

Speaker 1 just slid under hers,

Speaker 1 purring as I tucked in the edges around her.

Speaker 1 Bertie went for an instant flop,

Speaker 1 stretching out on his side

Speaker 1 and not getting up again

Speaker 1 till I called him for dinner.

Speaker 1 Crum,

Speaker 1 our goofy ball of boundless energy,

Speaker 1 began zooming around on the bed,

Speaker 1 diving into the blanket,

Speaker 1 wriggling through it,

Speaker 1 dropping his chest on to the warm fabric,

Speaker 1 and scooting himself along it with his back legs.

Speaker 1 He'd knocked it onto the floor,

Speaker 1 jumped down

Speaker 1 and pulled it under the bed,

Speaker 1 where he shook it like a toy.

Speaker 1 When his dad tried to bring it back out

Speaker 1 and resituate him on the bed,

Speaker 1 he thought it was time for tug of war.

Speaker 1 They'd all clearly loved this experience so much.

Speaker 1 We'd begun to do it pretty regularly.

Speaker 1 We just called it hot blanket,

Speaker 1 and Crumb knew those words

Speaker 1 as well as he knew walk,

Speaker 1 treat,

Speaker 1 and at least a dozen others.

Speaker 1 As I tucked the fitted sheet over the mattress in the guest room,

Speaker 1 he rushed in and jumped on the bed,

Speaker 1 thinking that he might be missing out.

Speaker 1 It's not hot blanket, Crum,

Speaker 1 I told him.

Speaker 1 But he didn't believe me.

Speaker 1 I shook out the top sheet.

Speaker 1 It made a satisfying snap in the air.

Speaker 1 And it drifted down on top of him.

Speaker 1 He dropped down onto his belly

Speaker 1 as I tucked in the corners.

Speaker 1 This was another game we played,

Speaker 1 a dog's version of hide and seek.

Speaker 1 I smoothed the sheet over him, saying,

Speaker 1 What's this potato doing in the bed?

Speaker 1 Next came the duvet

Speaker 1 in its crisp cover,

Speaker 1 and still he didn't move.

Speaker 1 Again, I shaped it around his little body

Speaker 1 and shook the pillows into the covers.

Speaker 1 I plumped them into place

Speaker 1 and turned down the bed

Speaker 1 so it looked cozy and inviting.

Speaker 1 His nose was an inch away

Speaker 1 from the folded back sheet,

Speaker 1 and I leaned down next to it.

Speaker 1 All at once, I whipped back the covers

Speaker 1 and booped him on the nose.

Speaker 1 He flew from his hiding place,

Speaker 1 racing around the room with glee

Speaker 1 at being found.

Speaker 1 I chuckled

Speaker 1 and remade the bed.

Speaker 1 By now,

Speaker 1 the room smelled of fresh, crisp air.

Speaker 1 And I shut the window

Speaker 1 and adjusted the blinds.

Speaker 1 Looking around the space,

Speaker 1 I saw that it was clean and tidy,

Speaker 1 but it needed a few finishing touches.

Speaker 1 I'd gotten a couple of pairs of house slippers for our guests

Speaker 1 and set them out on either side of the bed.

Speaker 1 I oiled the the doorknob,

Speaker 1 twisting it back and forth,

Speaker 1 till the squeak was gone.

Speaker 1 Our guests would be bringing their own dog,

Speaker 1 and I'd washed one of Crumb's beds,

Speaker 1 and set it under the window

Speaker 1 with a clean blanket,

Speaker 1 and a new chew toy tucked in beside it.

Speaker 1 I laid out fresh towels and washcloths in their bathroom,

Speaker 1 stocked the shower with soaps and shampoos,

Speaker 1 and even folded the end of the toilet paper into a point,

Speaker 1 like they do in hotels,

Speaker 1 just to be silly.

Speaker 1 When I came back into the bedroom with a vase of calililies

Speaker 1 I'd bought for them especially,

Speaker 1 I found Marmalade sitting on the dresser, inspecting my work.

Speaker 1 I set the vase down beside her

Speaker 1 and arranged the blooms a bit.

Speaker 1 How'd I do, boss?

Speaker 1 I asked her,

Speaker 1 and she twitched her whiskers in response.

Speaker 1 The room felt comfortable and lived in now,

Speaker 1 and I hoped when our visitors arrived

Speaker 1 they would feel at home.

Speaker 1 There are so many ways to show love,

Speaker 1 to demonstrate that you care.

Speaker 1 As I shooed Marmie out

Speaker 1 and pulled the door closed behind me,

Speaker 1 I hoped that the fresh sheets and flowers,

Speaker 1 the slippers slippers and soaps

Speaker 1 would show ours.

Speaker 1 Sweet dreams.