Episode 69: Nice and Easy

36m

Things are seldom as easy as they seem.


CW: The feeling of being watched or stalked, mention of an older parent being injured, door knocking sounds.


Written by Steve Shell and Cam Collins

Narrated by Steve Shell

Sound design by Steve Shell

Produced and edited by Cam Collins and Steve Shell

The voice of Lee Underwood: D.J. Rogers

Intro music: “The Land Unknown (The Bloody Roots Verses)” written and performed by Landon Blood

Outro music: “Atonement” written and performed by Jon Charles Dwyer


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Doc Underwood and his employer stood looking up the hill at their destination, a tall, skinny farmhouse in the shadow of Mount Mitchell, with a sagging roof and a front porch that skewed left at an angle that didn't look quite safe.

They had discussed their plan at some length on the way here, to wit, they would meet with the owner of the property, the widow Olivine Maxwell, and use their considerable gifts of gab to win the old girl's trust, waltzing out of there with a veritable smorgasborg of antiques and occult artifacts of varying shapes and sizes.

What they found instead of an aging home occupied by a single woman in the twilight of her days was a small army toting furniture and other items out the open front door and loading them into wagons.

Some were lifting dressers and wardrobes, while others carried boxes of clothes and who knew what else out to the men standing by the wagons, who would inspect each item, making note of it in a ledger before tossing it into the nearest horse-drawn cart.

One of the laborers, carrying a box of pots and pans, caught sight of them, and after delivering his goods to the nearest wagon, trotted over, hat in hand.

He swallowed shakily and greeted them with some trepidation.

Uh, Jack?

Nock?

Nikki?

Thought you said this would be an easy job, son.

Sweet old lady with no clue of what she had, and so forth.

Nicodemus Hart was a flim flam man of the highest order, recognizable to most as the purveyor of Hart's remedy, a patent medicine to cure what ailed you.

Never mind that it was three parts alcohol and two parts sugar water.

People bought it by the case.

Nikki Hart was Jack's man on the ground in western North Carolina, and a long time acquaintance.

The two had drained many a pint together to toast their mutually beneficial endeavors, but in the given situation, he recognized that putting a little extra respect in his voice when addressing his old friend might be in order.

She just up and died three days ago, Mr.

Field, sir.

No idea what happened.

Family came to town to hear the wheel read and fight over the china, and lo and behold, turns out the old girl was years behind on her property taxes.

No wonder the county didn't toss her out on her fanny years ago.

Jack narrowed his eyes in frustration.

Even worse, seems like she's not paid more than a half payment on her mortgage in will over two years.

So it's the the county and the bank picking the bones clean instead of her grandbabies.

Jack surveyed the scene, focusing his attention most closely on the men receiving the goods by the cards.

Well, I don't see Johnny Law out here.

So I take it this here's the bank come to get its share for the government can claim all the choice bits for themselves?

Nikki Hart nodded.

They only been at it for an hour or so.

By the time the tax men show up tomorrow, they'll have to burn down what's left and sell the ashes.

All right, let me think.

We ain't out of the running just yet.

Jack took his wallet from his inside jacket pocket and pulled out the business cards he and Doc had planned on using in their attempt at relieving the sweet old lady in question of her more unusual possessions.

Doc watched as Jack shuffled the two bits of paper like playing cards, then closed his hands over them and squeezed.

When he released them, they no longer identified Mrs.

Underwood and Fields as traveling antique buyers for an auction house out of Glamorgan.

Doc's card now looked much more official and bore an austere black and white federal watermark along with a false name.

Contracted laborer was printed beneath it.

Jack's now bore the seal of the Office of the Commissioner of Internal Revenue.

A relatively new federal office that folks down here wouldn't know from Adam.

He handed Doc his new credential and grinned.

Hand me that satchel, would you, Doc?

Doc leaned down and picked up the leather shoulder bag that Jack sometimes carried on jobs and handed it over.

Jack's satchel had been known to contain any number of items, from the occasional firearm to a lock-picking kit to a canteen and snacks.

It was truly miraculous the number of times Jack had pulled the exact item he needed at the exact moment he needed it from that old sack.

This time he rummaged around and extracted an official-looking badge, which he neatly pinned to his lapel with a grin.

Looks like the men made it here today, after all.

Who's in charge of this little operation?

Nikki pointed to a tall, bald man pawing through a box as he sat in the driver's seat of a large wagon with Bakerfield, Bank and Trust stenciled across its black painted veneer in gold lettering.

That's a Homer Yelton, president of the bank himself, out here cleaning out a wider's house before her body's even in the ground.

Jack eyed the man, then motioned for Doc to follow him as he approached the illustrious president of Bakersfield Bank and Trust.

It was time

to get to work.

Less than an hour later, Nicodemus' heart watched in near awe as Jack and Doc emerged from the Widow Maxwell's house, toting a heavy steamer trunk retrieved from the basement between them.

Jack had informed the man from the bank that they were here to collect evidence of the Maxwell family's deliberate attempt to defraud the United States government, and that any attempt to impede them in the removal of the items they had come to acquire would not

go well for them.

They were, however, otherwise free to go about their business.

Once Homer Yelton and his workers understood that their pillaging was not to be interrupted, they didn't begrudge two representatives from the government what appeared to be a beat-up old steamer trunk, especially when Jack flashed that dazzling smile.

and assured him the bank could take whatever it wanted and the revenuers wouldn't say boo about it.

Now, when the county's tax collectors showed up on the morrow and found the property stripped bare, the folks from Bakersfield Bank and Trust were likely to have a fight on their hands, but that wasn't Doc's problem.

They'd gotten what they'd come for nice and easy,

just like Jack had promised.

These old roots run

to a ground so bloody

Full of broken dreams and dusty bones

They feed a tree

so dark and hungry

Where its branches split and new blood flows

The ghost of a past you thought long buried Rise a haunt the young

The shadow falls judgment comes

Tread soft my friend amongst your fellows Take your bond your word

Lest you get what you

deserve

In the dying light of the day, Jack and Doc ducked into the back room of a safe house Jack maintained between North Carolina and West Virginia to divvy up the spoils of the day's work.

This particular set of rooms set over a general store in Johnson's Depot, a wide spot in the road near where the city of Tipton would one day blossom on the floor of the Tennessee Valley.

Better to get this part out of the way so Jack could just drop Doc off at home without taxing the patience of his beloved.

Lee Underwood couldn't wait to tell her how wrong she had been about the level of danger involved with this last job.

The hall from the Maxwell house was a mixed bag as far as Doc was concerned.

Jack seemed excited about a set of small leather-bound books, journals, perhaps, whose pages were filled with the diverse penmanship of multiple generations.

Spidery notes and diagrams covered the pocket-sized home's thin onion-skinned pages from edge to edge.

He'd been especially interested in an old and rusted sword cane, the handle of which was chaste silver in the form of a wolf's head.

Doc had opted for a thick folio of what appeared to be a mix of apothecary recipes and botanist notes from another age, whose cheery yellow cover bore the title a most complete and thorough guide to deadly plants and their parts to be used in good works he thought marigold would particularly enjoy the work even if she might turn her nose up at its origins next he found a box of matches whose packaging insisted they were ever useful and ever burning Doc slid the matchbox open only to meet a miniature inferno that nearly singed all the hair off his arm before he managed to slide it closed again.

Jack scowled, transfixed by a tarnished pocket watch, muttering to himself as he counted the hours circling its strange, intricately detailed face, coming out with a different number every time.

Doc lifted a wooden jewelry box from the bottom of the steamer trunk and peered at the lock.

He expected a labyrinth of old runes and sigils to encircle it, some sort of supernatural binding or trap to keep its contents secure, but instead found only a simple latch.

Placing the box on a work table, he slid the tip of his pocketknife into the slot where the key would fit, and with some trepidation, turned it to the unlocked position.

Nothing.

No trap, no fireworks, no hidden needle popped out to prick him with lethal poisons, and the box swung open.

And inside,

on a bed of threadbare green velvet, sat a ring.

It was soft gold, scruffed and dented with wear and without luster.

Its stone, an old scratched-up tiger's eye, looked flat and dull in the evening light.

Now Leanderwood was not a man seduced by glittering objects or outward shows of wealth, despite how well-dressed and polished he could appear in public.

Something about this ring, though

it called to him.

It was an odd size, small for a man's hand, but perhaps too large to fit most women, and then Doc realized it was a pinky ring.

Just the sort of subtle flash he loved to add to a nice suit from time to time.

Against his better judgment, he picked the ring up and turned it over in his hands, looking for any marks of enchantments or other such workings.

While the outside of the ring was adorned only with its single stone, the inside

was another matter entirely.

A series of faded markings had been engraved under the setting of the stone, and Doc couldn't quite make out their shapes, but inside the band were words in Latin and in English that he could read.

On one side in Latin was Pater Familius,

and on the other,

for daddy, may it keep you well.

The words seemed to dance before Doc's eyes as if they floated right off the soft metal and into the air.

Peering closer, he thought the sigil under the stone resembled a protection rune.

Huh.

Well, how about that?

A ring given as a gift to someone's father.

That was oddly fitting.

He himself was about to become a patter familius for the first time.

And if this ring was indeed a ward against harm or even a well-intended non-magical gift, then this was the cherry on top of this cakewalk of a job.

The ring in all its battered glory felt warm in his hand.

He imagined his own little girl or boy bringing him a wrapped box on his birthday or maybe for Christmas.

Doc's heart swelled and his eyes brimmed with happy tears at these imaginings, when behind him, Jack's voice brought him back to the present.

Doc?

You alright, son?

Doc shook his head, clearing the cobwebs of his little reverie and slipped the ring into his pocket as he turned.

Oh, yeah, I'm I'm fine.

You get what you were looking for?

Yeah, there's some goodies in here for sure, but a couple of things are missing from Nikki's manifest.

Jack held up a thin sheaf of papers he'd pulled from the satchel.

The items that were meant to be stored in the old trunk had been neatly cataloged into two narrow columns on the yellow pages in a different hand.

Nikki's, Doc assumed.

Cramp notes had been scribbled in the margins, highlighting pieces of particular interest.

The ring he had pocketed was listed as tiger's eye jewelry, family heirloom, Doc noted, accompanied by none of the marginalia that had marked the more

esoteric trinkets.

The old girl did, in fact, have a few things your average granny shouldn't, but

the real fascinating items just aren't here.

I don't know if somebody beat us to them or what, but all in all, for the amount of work we put in, not a bad haul.

Jack glanced at the pile of artifacts and curios Doc had selected for himself and nodded approvingly.

Come on, family man, let's get some rest so we can get back on the road come morning.

I gotta get you back to West Virginia for that wife of yours come looking for us.

I ain't in the mood to tangle with the likes of her.

Doc scrutinized the remaining items that had been extricated from the steamer trunk.

Orphans left unclaimed by either of them.

An old candlestick.

A pair of wooden false teeth, and an assortment of vials and bottles filled with the dregs of mysterious potions and tinctures.

What about the stuff we got left over?

Jack peered at the pile of oddments, consulting the manifest.

Help yourself to whatever's there.

I wouldn't take the bottles.

No telling what sort of nastiness is in there and how old it is.

They're just listed as

Annie's potions, whoever she might have been.

Like I said, a lot of the big fish we were hoping for are still in the wind.

I got no use for the rest of it.

You see anything that catches your eye, just pack it up.

Doc poked around for another minute and tossed the candlestick back into the trunk, which he had claimed in the interest of easily transporting home his share of the spoils.

Then he lifted the whole kitten caboodle and placed it at the foot of the narrow cot where he would lay his head for the night.

Jack yawned and stretched dramatically, though Lee knew his old friend almost never slept.

All right.

I'm across the hall if you need me.

Good night, Doc.

Good night, boss.

Jack closed the door behind him.

As soon as the latch clicked shut, Doc pulled the old ring from his pocket.

He took a handkerchief from the other and began polishing up the little trinket, and within minutes the once dull stone shone with a warm golden glow.

Doc smiled, turning the tiger's eye this way and that to admire its flash and running his fingers around the small band.

Finally, he slid it onto the pinky of his left hand beside his wedding band.

He laid down on his bunk and held his hand up to the light of the half moon that shone through the window above him.

Pataphamilius.

That suits me just fine.

Doc and Jack made the journey back to Oak Mountain with little trouble beyond a spot of rain in Virginia that necessitated only a stop to cover their cargo with the waxed canvas tarps Jack had stowed in the back of his wagon.

Their little excursion to North Carolina couldn't have gone much better, Doc reflected, as Jack's horse began the ascent up the mountain to his doorstep.

It was a fitting end to what had been a lucrative partnership for some years, but had last run its course.

It was time to put the exploits of youth behind him and focus on the future and his family, as a father should, he thought, the thumb of his left hand idly pushing the new ring back and forth around his pinky finger.

Marigold met them at the door, and she smiled politely at Jack, but when her gaze found Lee's, he could see the anxiety written clearly in them.

He'd smiled and kissed her and assured her that all was well.

the job had gone just as smooth as butter.

He'd brought home the items he intended to keep, the apothecary's notes might interest her, and a few more notable finds, and Jack would sell the remainder of his cut and send the money along directly.

For his part, Jack promised her that brokering sales for Doc's cut would be his utmost priority, so they would have a nice little nest egg when the baby came.

Before the heir could grow any later and potentially necessitate an invitation to dinner that Marigold would be reluctant to extend, Doc's old friend stepped back up into his wagon, wishing them a good evening, and left them to their private reunion.

They stood on the porch, watching Jack ride off into the sunset, and Marigold asked him one more time if everything had gone according to plan.

Was he absolutely certain?

Was there any reason at all to expect a knock at their door announcing the arrival of the law?

Or worse?

When Lee turned to reassure her, she looked into his face for a long moment, searching for any signs of prevocation or doubt.

And when she she found none,

she nodded satisfied and led him into the house for supper.

Doc settled quickly back into life at Oak Mountain.

There were sick folks to tend to and bones to set, various ailments to diagnose, and batches of liniment to brew for soothing the old-timers aching joints over the course of winter.

And of course, there was still plenty of work to be done at home.

There was wood to chop and fences to mend, plans to make for the coming spring, planting, and for the arrival of their firstborn.

Jack sold the first few items from the job pretty quickly and forwarded Doc's share as promised, tucked into a letter wishing them well.

It was a tidy sum, and Lee thought perhaps his wife had begun to understand the necessity of it when she asked him to send Jack her best when he replied to the letter.

A few weeks after he returned from North Carolina, They received word that Goldie's mama had fallen and broken her ankle.

Mary Gold fretted about leaving leaving him alone while she went to look after Judith and Lester Graves, but Lee just laughed and assured her that he'd be fine.

How you think me and daddy got on after mama passed?

I make a mean pot of soup beans.

I'll have you know, Mrs.

Underwood.

Yo daddy's the one you ought to worry about.

I don't think that man's ever touched a cookpot in his life.

Go on now, your mama needs you.

So Mary Gold packed a small bag and went to stay with her parents in town for a little while, at least until the worst of the pain had passed and her mama was well enough to get around with a crudge.

In spite of his protestations that he could look after himself, she left a big pot of stew on the stove that would last at least a few days.

And on the evening of her departure, Doc settled himself comfortably into a chair at the kitchen table with a bowl and a mug of beer.

He had brought the little botanist's folio to the table to peruse and was looking forward to a quiet evening.

He was deciphering a fascinating page of notes on the proper soil composition for growing wolfspain when he heard the front door swing open.

Lee raised his head, his brow furrowing.

Golden?

You forget something, honey?

Are they driving you crazy already?

There was no answer.

Golden!

Lee Underwood rose to his feet and walked into the parlor in search of his wife or anyone else who might have come calling.

Some sick neighbor in need of a remedy, perhaps?

But he found the room empty.

The door stood open, a cold draught blowing through, rifling the pages of the newspaper set on the end table by the sofa and stirring the embers in the fireplace, causing the flames to flicker and dance.

Must not a latch rotten and blown open by the wind, Doc thought to himself.

Shutting the door firmly on the cold, he bolted it and made a mental note to check that latch tomorrow.

The parlor felt cold with the invasion of the icy night air, cold enough to make him shiver in his shirt sleeves, so Lee put another log on the fire and spent a few moments stoking the the flames before returning to his supper.

His bowl was still hot, and his wife's thick, ribsticking broth went a long way toward restoring the sense of cozy comfort he'd been enjoying before the wind invited itself in.

Turning back to his reading material, he found the folio now open to a new section.

The pages stirred by the draft, he supposed.

which appeared to be a short treatise on the most effective remedies for colic.

That ought to come in mighty useful soon, he thought.

Dog ear in the page to return to later.

He twisted the gold band around his pinky thoughtfully as he perused a few pages before flipping back to the chapter on Akinite.

Lee slept poorly that night,

his dreams fitful,

full of shadows whose shapes he couldn't quite distinguish, and indistinct faces he almost recognized.

He jerked upright in the raw mean hour before dawn, his skin prickled with sweat, and decided he was done with sleep for the night.

The air was frosty as he rose from bed.

Cold enough that his foggy breath hung in the air.

The fire in the wood stove in the kitchen must have burned out in the night, he thought.

Shivering, he pulled on his robe and slippers and padded downstairs to relight the stove and make coffee.

At the bottom of the stairs, he glanced into the parlor and found the source of his chill.

The front door stood open.

God damn it.

Doc knew he had bolted the damn thing before he went to bed.

He stomped over to the threshold and slammed the door in irritation, sliding the bolt home with a thump.

He glared at the door for a long moment, daring it to open again, before heading into the kitchen to stoke the fire and brew a pot of coffee.

First order of business the day, he would see to that confounded latch.

When the house had returned to a tolerable temperature and Lee was dressed and properly caffeinated, he carried his toolbox into the parlor to inspect the front door.

He could find nothing visibly wrong with the latch.

No fault in the mechanism that he could easily perceive, so he reinforced it as best he could and set about constructing an old-fashioned bar that could be secured across it from some scrap timber left over from the construction of the house.

The project took up the better part of the day, but when he had finished, he felt satisfied that the door would stand any windy nights in the future.

That unexpected task completed, Doc sat down in the kitchen long enough to drink another cup of coffee and eat a snack, and began tending to the day's chores.

He washed dishes and swept the house first, then pulled on his coat and headed outside to walk the property line, checking the wards they had woven at key points around their land and inspecting fences.

He was halfway around the mountain when he found the breach in the fence line.

He'd expected the previous evening's high winds might have caused a bit of damage in the weaker areas that he hadn't found time to shore up yet, yet.

But this

was another matter entirely.

Something had torn through the wood and wire barricade with enough force to drag 20 feet of fence line askew.

The heavy barbed wire that served to keep most animals at bay had been shredded at the point of impact.

The earth beneath churned up by the heavy tread of

something.

Some animal.

Had to be be.

A bear, maybe?

Black bears were common in the area and large enough to pull down a fence, but he'd never heard of one tearing through wire like this.

They would typically stomp over and keep going if motivated enough, but what would tempt a bear to rip through barbed wire at this time of year?

Lee pondered.

The few crops they had grown this summer had long since been harvested, and in any case, bears hibernate during the winter.

A cougar, maybe?

Crouching down to inspect the disturbed earth near the twisted torn wires, Doc

frowned.

The tracks he found were strange, nothing like he would expect from a bear or any sort of cat.

Help, nothing like wolf prints, even.

They were as large as a bear's, but

strange.

Elongated.

With what looked like three toes and something like a claw at the heel.

resembling no animal's tread he had ever seen before.

As he knelt there, pondering the unusual tracks, Doc Underwood felt a chill crawl down his spine.

The hair rose on the back of his neck, and he had the distinct, unpleasant sensation of being

watched.

His head snapped up and he peered into the trees ahead of him, seeing no sign of any observer, be it man or beast, and he turned his head on a slow swivel, scanning the woods around him for any signs of life, and there was nothing.

No one he could see, no sounds of critters moving through the brush or birds chirping in the trees, not even a blade of grass stirred.

Doc twisted the gold band around his little finger nervously.

Nothing.

There was nothing, and yet the feeling persisted, the unmistakable sense that he was being observed, pinned under the cold regard of something alien, and stop it!

Doc shook himself, standing up and dusting his hands off on his paint legs what was he some kid scared to be alone in the woods his own woods he reminded himself his land which he had investigated thoroughly before he purchased the property he hadn't found anything larger than a fox denning on oak mountain if a bear or cougar or some other big animal had torn through his fence last night it was probably gone by now Nothing for it but to shore up the fence, maybe see about building a stronger one next time, but that was a problem for tomorrow.

The sun was sinking fast and the temperature along with it.

It was time to get back to the house.

With a last shivering look around him, he marked the spot where the fence had been torn through in his memory and began walking up the backside of the mountain toward home.

When he emerged from the surrounding oaks into his backyard, Doc Underwood stopped dead in his tracks.

The windows glowed cheerily in the fading light of sunset.

Inside the house, the lanterns had been lit in the kitchen, in the pantry, in the room he shared with Marigold upstairs.

Lee was sure he had turned the flames all the way down when the sun come up this morning.

No sense in wasting oil after all.

Was Goldie home already?

Surely not.

Not unless something was wrong anyway.

Doc walked up the back steps and let himself into the house through the kitchen door, careful to make damn sure it latched behind him.

There was no sign of his wife in the kitchen, and yet his eyes did not deceive him.

The lamps had been lit, and not just here.

He could see light spilling through the hallway from the parlor.

Frowning, he peeked into the little workroom she had set up on the back side of the pantry.

Had she perhaps come back for supplies?

Marigold's workroom was dark.

The batches of dried herbs hanging from the ceiling casting long shadows in the light from the kitchen.

Her tools were all stored neatly, either in their drawers of her little apothecary cabinet or hung from pegs on the wall.

There were no signs of recent occupation.

Doc frowned, returning to the kitchen, and called out to her.

Goldie!

There was no answer.

Slowly he began making his way through the first floor, peeking into every room, alert for the presence of a note or some other evidence that his wife had come and gone while he was out.

And there were none.

The house was just as he had left it, save for the lanterns that seemed to have somehow lit themselves, and that wasn't possible, so...

What then?

Someone else?

Maybe local kids playing a prank on good old Doc Underwood?

Or worse,

some sort of threat?

Lee's jaw clinched with anger at the thought, and his footsteps grew heavy on the stairs as he proceeded to the second floor.

Seeking some further sign of intrusion, he threw open every door, from the bedroom to the washroom to the linen closet, ready to tear into anyone who might be crouching in the depths of his private spaces.

Finding nothing, he stomped back downstairs and conducted the same inspection, consumed by a sudden fury at the idea that someone might have invaded their home.

And again, Doc found nothing.

Working that pinky ring round and round his little finger again, he stood in the parlor and peered around with menace.

By God, if any man thought to harm his family, he'd find out just how easily the hand that heals can turn to harm.

Lee thought furiously, he would tear them limb from limb.

He would crush their skulls under his boots and

with a start

lee came to himself all at once

where the hell did that thought come from

looking around him in the empty parlor occupied only by the usual items sofa and coffee table and cozy chairs by the fireplace he shuddered

it was cold in here

unaccountably cold

shivering he knelt by the hearth and began stacking logs and kindling to build a fire.

The motions of this familiar ritual soothed him, easing his troubled thoughts.

He must have neglected to douse the lanterns this morning.

There was no other reasonable explanation.

If Marigold had stopped by the house, she would have left a note.

It was an unfortunate slip, dangerous even.

What if there had been a fire?

But folks made mistakes all the time, even him.

He'd been distracted by that damn door, his plans for the day thrown out the window, and he had simply forgotten.

That was all.

His nerves had begun to settle, and warmth was finally returning to his bones when the knock sounded at the door.

Startled, Doc rose to his feet and crossed to the window set into the wall by the front door, peering out into the night.

The waxing moon was nearly full.

And he could see a shadowy figure standing in the front yard.

Doc squinted.

He couldn't quite make out any features, but it surely must be a man, if a large one.

Bears and such not being known for knocking politely on doors, then he blinked and the figure was gone.

Huh.

A trick of the light, maybe.

He stepped away from the window thinking he might return to the fire for a few minutes before heating up some more goldie stew for supper.

Yeah?

And what about that knock?

A little voice whispered in his head.

It's the wind, just the damn wind kicking up again.

No wonder it had blown the door open last night.

Boom, boom,

boom.

This time the knocking was thunderous and right next to his ear.

Doc Underwood flinched and he hurried back to the window, looking out onto the porch, and felt his blood run cold.

The thing on the porch grinned,

its white teeth glistening in the moonlight.

and then it spoke

Little Pig,

Little Pig,

let

me

in.

Well, hey there, family.

Yep, we did that.

I know what you're thinking.

How in the world are we going to get through whatever is happening with Doc, get back to the trial and Miss Marigold and Jack and the Harbinger and the whole mess, and end this season?

Well, have faith, family.

What's coming is a lot.

And it's going to shake what you think you know about our world down to the foundation, but I think it's going to be worth it.

So come on back with us for the season four finale next time and see how all this comes out in the wash.

I hope you will.

I bet you will.

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Now, this is we got a whole lot more to get through in one episode.

Next time, that's okay.

I don't sleep well anyway.

Reminder that Old Gods of Appalachia is a production of Deep Nerd Media distributed by Rusty Quill.

Our intro music is by Brother Land and Blood, and our outro music, Atonement, is by Brother John Charles Dwyer.

Today's story was written by Steve Schell and Cam Collins.

The voice of Doc Underwood is DJ Rogers.

We'll talk to you soon, family.

Talk to you real soon.

The green

has no taste for my black.

The harvest wind is lonely

and walks my road by night

with just

one name

on

scythe

Just

one night upon its scythe

May it always swing swift and true

May it ever swing swift and true

The grace

won't move without its friends.

The brains won't move without its friends.

Brains won't bloom without its rooms.

Surely it will show the rotten truth.

Always it will show the rotten truth.