Episode 36: Eminent Domain

32m

A voice from the past calls a family to go back home one last time.


CW: Loud telephone ring, references to deaths of parents and siblings, death of a mother and child in childbrith, death by monster, death by pollution-induced illness, frank discussion of historical sex work, bodily injury and disability, emotional trauma.

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Written by Steve Shell

Edited by Cam Collins

Narrated by Steve Shell

Sound design by Steve Shell

Produced by Cam Collins and Steve Shell

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The envelope had lain on her roll-top desk in the front room for three days now.

It was a puny thing,

made of a thin off-white paper and had apparently been stepped on so that a boot print almost obscured the mailing address.

It sat sealed, a soiled and dangerous thing with the rest of the mail that had been opened and read.

A couple of bills from the farm supply for the new fence post and lumber for the new shed they were building out back.

Proper thank you note from a friend in in West Virginia for help in a delicate matter a little while back.

A lengthy letter from her younger sister detailing the comings and goings up in Esau County, which read more like gossip than anything of concern,

unless you knew what you were looking for.

She poured over it a few times, chuckling at the stories of her sister's travels and nodding gravely at the bits between the lines,

scribbling a few notes in her journal journal for future reference.

She worked hard to distract herself from opening that dirty envelope that had appeared in her mailbox as if it had traveled through time.

She tended the chickens, brought in the laundry from the line in the side yard, swept the back porch, mopped the kitchen, washed her hands, and pondered starting supper even though it was far too early to do so.

Still,

she could feel the potential menace that radiated from that stepped-on piece of correspondence taunting her from the front of the house.

She bet that footprint had been made by a steel-toed workboot and that the faded outline of that stranger's foot was etched into the paper by coal dust.

Ugh,

there were few things when it come to cleaning that she hated more than coal dust.

She imagined opening it.

in an ocean of that dusty shadow pouring from the folds like the breaking water of some foul thing in labor, giving birth deep within the earth, bringing darkness and choking damp into the world.

Anything that came from whence that particular document had come was tainted by the touch and taste of coal at the very least.

The return address alone was enough to lay a month's worth of frost on her tired joints.

She sighed.

She had just set the steel in her spine to carry herself into the front room, tear the thing open, and get it over with, when the phone rang.

She jumped and almost peed her pants with fright, and she stared at the black handset by the door that led from the kitchen into the front room as it rang twice more, and then picked up the receiver.

Daisy McGinnis, local phone operator and the best keeper of other people's secrets in Johnson County, Tennessee, bubbled into her ear.

Miss Walker, I got a long-distance call for you, hun.

Please hold the line.

Before Marcy could even thank the young woman, a voice that carried nearly as much space and time as the dread letter itself purred into her ear.

Did you open it yet?

A smile bloomed unbidden across Marcy Walker's face.

Priscilla Rose, Rosie,

is that you?

Oh, it's me, little sister.

And I asked you a question.

Have you opened it yet

marcy swallowed and glanced across the room at the waiting pile of mail i have not you know i even hate thinking about that place i

i can't imagine it's good news

it's not as bad as you think it might be

but it ain't great either

prisilla rose walker Eldest daughter of Sheila drawled across the phone lines from

well from God knew where.

Rosie hadn't kept one fixed address in years.

The last time Marcy had heard from her was when Carol Ann passed.

Rosie had sent along a box of items to contribute to the warding Marcy and Ellie had laid around Carol Ann's house when she and Pinky got married.

For all the good that had done.

Along with a note conferring her best wishes for Carol Ann, that had been followed by the letter ten years later when Carol Ann and Pinky were killed.

A brief note that said, find out what did this,

or I will.

To Marcy's knowledge, neither one of them have enjoyed much luck with that particular quest.

Well,

what is it?

Marcy asked, her anxiety and irritation bleeding through her joy at hearing from her older sister.

Open it and see.

I'll wait.

She could hear Rosie smoking a cigarette and imagine her leaning, sleepy-eyed and languid, perched on a bar stool or a divan in some parlor house, all dough eyes and blushing cheeks and full painted lips, with at least three knives and probably a pistol somewhere on her person at all times.

That was their Rose,

all glowing petals and sweet perfume with more thorns than you'd realize until it was far, far too late.

Marcy sighed in frustration and put the phone down and walked over to the roll-top desk.

Finally, she snatched up the envelope and tore it open.

The paper inside was thin,

yellow, and official-looking.

It bore a county seal from up in the middle of West Virginia, and she read over the brief missive as she walked back to the phone.

Rosie, are you still there?

I'm here, little Marcy Pan.

Marcy scowled and then smiled at the old nickname.

No one else has ever called me that, and I'll thank you to stop stop trying.

It's never going to stick.

Anyway, what is this?

It says they're tearing down the town.

I thought the whole place was abandoned years ago after the coal went bad.

Rosie chuckled.

It takes a lot more than time to wipe a stain like that place off the face of the world, Mars.

Company ceded the land to the county some 20 years back, but it finally become a done deal this month.

Fairmont, Pocahontas, hell, even BL pulled out and retrieved their assets ages ago.

But they left the town standing empty, including Mama's house.

Marcy finished her sister's sentence.

Eminent domain is in fact imminent, little sister.

But you know as well as I do there could be things in that house we should have fetched years ago.

Shoot.

I bet there's stuff in Mama's downstairs room we don't even know about.

Someone should take a look in the interest of public safety.

Marcy closed her eyes and tightened her grip on the receiver.

Rosie, please don't say what I think you're about to say.

Sorry, baby girl, but one of us is going to have to go back to tourniquet.

These old hills call

for the blood of my body

A pound of flesh for a ton of coal

So down I

go

to a dark hill waiting

Where lungs turn black and hearts grow cold

And I'll take to the hills and run from the devil to the dying sun.

Something wicked by way comes

and treads off my friend into these shadows where the old drawn

in those hills we die

alone.

Tourniquet, West Virginia,

was a place that had never been

right.

The air seemed to sink to the bottom of your lungs, carrying with it the dust of dried blood scraped from a cold iron altar.

Tourniquet wasn't even really a town,

because people live in a town.

Tourniquet was a place where bad things went to die.

Sometimes those bad things might be of the dark shadow creeping through the woods variety, and sometimes they might be of the industry in its death throats variety, and hell family, sometimes both.

There had been mines dug all around that part of West Virginia where tourniquet lay for decades.

They had dug and blasted and hauled the meat of the mountain from its deep places up to the surface to keep the home fires burning in various and sundry places in Appalachia

and beyond.

Until one day,

the unthinkable happened.

The coal ran out.

Well, sort of.

There was some left, just none that was worth the cost of digging it up.

One by one, the larger coal companies began to drift from the area when new digs didn't yield the same tonnage or the same quality of coal.

What came from the ground around Tourniquet was empty and dry.

Coal that somehow lacked its usual rich black sheen and flammability.

Coal that crumbled like ashes under pick and shovel.

It was though it had already been burned somehow.

It was dead.

Just like the town would be.

Tourniquet started its life as a red light district of sorts, not dissimilar to Ash Bottom a decade or two earlier.

A playground of women, whiskey, and whatever other pleasures wet your beak, the difference was that most of Tourniquet was owned by the companies that mined the land around it.

While you might have had a house or two maintained by B ⁇ L down south in Ash Bottom, the main drag of Tourniquet was company owned and operated.

You had Dawson's boarding house on the corner as you rolled into town, serving all your discreet by-the-hour needs, no frills, nothing fancy, just good clean work for an honest dollar, like the sign said.

The place was closely watched by bulls hired by Fairmont Mining and was not a place to show one's ass.

Figuratively speaking, anyway.

Across the street was the Black Diamond Saloon and Review owned by Pocahontas Cole, though you'd have a dang hard time finding the paperwork to prove it.

All the booze that was barely safe to drink in burlesque shows, featuring girls all the way from Paris and London.

Kentucky, that is, but all the same, it was a wild ride if you'd never seen such a thing.

There were a dozen rooms above the bar for those who had the money or the script to spend.

And way down at the end of the lane

sat a squat brick building with no windows and the word Babylon painted over a black iron-banded door in white block letters.

I'll give you one guess which company owned that one.

At the height of the boom around Tourniquet, though, a cluster of smaller private houses, all of whom paid protection money and such to the companies in question, dotted the back roads that spread out of town like roots seeking water, Yolanda's hotel,

the Harper's Tavern,

Old Patty's Place.

These were houses built and paid for by independent contractors.

They often shared staff and traded talent so that everybody got a good night here and there.

Only Harpers ran boys.

It was dangerous running boys in Tourniquet.

The sort of men who were looking for a good time with other men in a place like that and in a time like that had been known to kill to keep that a secret.

But these small timers managed to keep their doors open while remaining selective about their clientele until the companies started shutting down the big houses when the coal ran dry.

As operations pulled out, the men who were left behind were so rowdy and had so little left to lose that it just wasn't safe anymore.

One by one,

Yolandas and Patties and even old harpers closed their doors.

There was one house, though,

that stayed open until the bitter, bloodless end.

A house whose madam was there the day the last company came and told the few folks left to get out or get buried.

It sat further back from the main part of town, shrouded in trees, with a wide swampy yard that sloped up between the gravel and the house proper.

It was a little ways up a hill, but not so much to be remote, but it felt

set apart somehow.

Miss Sheila's charm school for well-instructed ladies had a tall porch with rocking chairs out front where tea was served along with whiskey.

The siding of the house had been painted a deep, tasteful gray that made the building seem as though it sat even further away from the everyday world of work and strife.

Gauzy curtains covered the windows through which light glowed almost ethereally at night.

When folks come to Miss Sheila's charm school for well-instructed ladies for a night of entertainment, they truly felt as if they were someplace else.

There was a sense of elegance about the place that was neither stuffy nor put on.

Even if you showed up half drunk and unwashed, you'd tuck your shirt in and brush your hair back before you walked through the front door and feel bad you didn't change your socks.

You minded your P's and Q's at the charm school, too,

or you'd find yourself in a world of hurt.

There weren't no proper law to be found in Tourniquet,

but Miss Sheila Walker suffered neither fools nor violence on her property.

Raise your hand to one of Miss Sheila's girls, and you will likely draw back a stump.

And there were more than a handful of men walking around with bodily reminders of their own foolishness who would never darken the doors of the charm school again.

And there were others still who weren't walking around

at all.

If you catch my meaning, family.

Sheila Walker was a witch,

a powerful one, whose reputation commanded respect in some circles and outright fear in others.

She had stood for the green and against all things that come in the night to prey on women and babies since she saw her auntie Patience die at the hands of something that wasn't no man and wasn't no panther, but moved like both.

She had learned how to use her gifts to confound those that would feed on the flesh of the less powerful, how to undo deals done by red-eyed, cloven-hoofed beasts in the moonlight, and how to protect her family, both blood and chosen.

She was not the most powerful witch to ever walk.

Oh, far from it.

But she was one of seven daughters, who herself had birthed seven daughters, all of whom had grown up in that house.

Now their daddies were all different, some selected by Sheila and some by fate.

Some worked when they was old enough, some did not.

Some survived what came

and some did not.

They were as varied and individual as wildflowers growing on the side of the road.

But they all sprung from the same West Virginia soil.

Priscilla Rose was the first of the brood.

She was smart and savvy and saw a lot of awful things in that pothole of a town.

She worked at the house from the time she was old enough until circumstances involving things beyond the kin of regular folks had sent her running.

And running is how she'd stayed alive ever since.

Carol Ann was the second and littlest baby.

Poor thing never grew bigger and just under five foot.

Shrewd and sweet, Carol Ann would stay by her mama's side until the very end of the house's run in Tourniquet.

In the end, Sheila managed to marry her off to Edgar Avery's dopey nephew, Pinky.

And they got a baby in ten good years before the darkness came for them.

But y'all know that story.

Agnes Persephone Walker came next.

Aggie was whip smart, took no shit from nobody, no ma'am.

Aggie worked at the house till she got sick of her mama's nagging and tired of West Virginia boys and thus took her trade on the road.

After working in half a dozen houses, she got out and got married and had a little girl of her own down over on the Virginia side of the line.

Wasn't nothing more sinister than tainted water and a wasting sickness that took Aggie Walker from this world.

Different kind of darkness, but

gone is gone, family.

Two years after Aggie was born, Sheila met a man who swore he was going to take her away from all this before skipping town the moment she told him she was expecting.

Sheila's fourth daughter was unlike the rest of the girls.

While she was never cut out for working the house in the traditional sense, she was good with numbers, was a crack shot, and could break a grown man's kneecap by the age of 10.

Born in the middle of a thunderstorm, it was no surprise to Sheila that Marcia Lynn Walker would be the first girl since Rosie to bear a true gift in the family.

It was also no surprise that when she was grown that Marcy proposed going into business with her mama all official-like

and went to open her own fine house down in Tennessee.

Sheila had never been so proud.

And no matter what work that house did now,

it was still a grand achievement.

It was a good few years after Marcy was born before her sister, Rebecca Victoria, followed.

Becky was ashamed of what her mama and some of her sisters did for a living and wanted no part of it.

She took a job as a secretary with Fairmont Mining, and eventually one of their foremen married her and carried her off to exotic Ohio.

She would not allow her sisters or mother to attend attend the birth of her first child.

She insisted that her family's superstitious and backward ways had no place in the modern city of Cincinnati or its state-of-the-art hospital.

Neither she nor the baby made it through the delivery.

And Sheila never quite forgave herself for not fighting harder to be at her stubborn daughter's side.

But a couple years after Becky was born, one of Sheila's regulars, a man she strongly sensed bore a gift of his own, blessed her with a child that burned bright in her belly.

When Heloise Jane Walker came into the world, it was as though spring came early to West Virginia that year.

She got her daddy's icy blue eyes, a more fiery version of Sheila's own auburn locks, and eventually more curves in the back road from Switchbend to Galax.

Rosie, Marcy, and Ellie all studied with their mama in the ways of the craft and the green.

Rosie was a smoldering pot on the stove.

Marcy was bedrock and solid earth.

But Ellie.

Ellie was lightning and starlight.

A razor-sharp blade honed by the joining of gifts into something that not even her mama fully grasped.

She worked in the house for a while, but found that her work helping girls get to safer houses or out of the profession altogether took much of her time.

Ellie relocated to Esau County, Virginia, where she kept a private residence while traveling to visit and work with her sister in Tennessee from time to time.

The baby of the family was little Douglas Lillian Walker.

Book smart and world-wear by the time she was old enough to say so, Dougie Walker, as her older siblings called her, had zero interest in the family business and even less in what she deemed woo-woo bullshit, witchcraft, and things that went bump in the night.

A born skeptic and realist, Douglas Walker ran away from home and joined the circus, so to speak.

She passed the bar and got herself licensed to practice law in both Tennessee and her adopted home state of North Carolina, where she opened up a little practice in Boone.

All of the Walker sisters had seen the darkness in one form or another.

Four lived to tell the tale and to continue the fight, whether they liked it or not.

And thank your lucky stars for that family.

Thank them good and proper.

Marcy Walker's bones ached.

as she shuffled down Turnbow Street away from the main square of Baker's Gap.

She had sustained a a lot of wear and tear to her hip and knee over the past couple years, and walking on her own wasn't easy.

Her silver-tipped walking stick helped keep her upright, but it didn't ease the pain.

Melvin had driven her to town so that they could pick up groceries.

She'd sent him back to the house to unload them and told him where to meet her in an hour.

Melvin knew better than to argue.

Marcy had gone back and forth with her older sister for the better part of an hour over who would have to return to their hometown and go through their mother's house.

It had to be somebody with Walker blood, or else the wards would eat them alive.

It also had to be done within the next seven days, as demolition began on the 8th.

Rosie couldn't go because there were certain men and certain things in that part of the world who had been looking for the girl that cost Barrow and Lock Mining Combine a whole lot of money over the course of two decades.

Priscilla Rose Walker had lived on the run for over 25 years, and living at least 25 more was what she intended to do.

Marcy would lay even odds she was nowhere near enough to get there in time anyway.

Ellie was down in North Carolina doing some work that Marcy dared not distract her from, even if she could get in touch with her in time.

And Marcy knew better than to bother asking Dougie.

She knew only too well what the answer would be.

Marcy couldn't go herself for a number of reasons.

She felt like she'd aged five years for each of the past two.

She still had more sleepless nights than restful ones, and if she was honest, the idea of seeing her mama's house without her mama in it might break her in a way she just wouldn't be able to come back from.

Shameful as it was,

she just couldn't do it.

Her body and her soul just weren't up to it, so here she was, dragging her beat-up old bones through the side streets and toward the edge of Baker's Gap, her walking stick bearing her up like an old war buddy.

And maybe she'd overestimated herself walking out this far, but it wasn't much further now.

A sizable group of young folk passed her going the opposite way on the other side of the road, chattering and showing out and carrying on the way young'uns do.

Marcy smiled at the sight of them.

Good.

That meant she timed it almost perfectly.

Across the road, one boy threw up his hand and hollered, Hey, Miss Walker.

Marcy paused and squinted over at the passing crowd to pick out the face of the handsome young man who'd recognized her.

Well,

hey, Floyd, look at you.

I bet you're as tall as your daddy now.

You tell your mama I said hi and come see me sometime, you hear?

Floyd Abshir grinned back.

Yes,'em, I will.

You be careful, ma'am.

It's a little slick over by the steps there.

Marcy waved him on and carefully made her way down the street to her destination.

She was cautiously climbing the steps of the schoolhouse when her bad leg and hip told her this was as far as they were going, and she swayed.

Damn it, she was about to lose her balance and go ass over elbows back down the way she came, but before she could fall, a steadying hand reached out and grabbed her arm.

Aunt Marcy, are you okay?

Marcy panted for a second, bracing herself against the pain in her leg, and then turned and looked into the eyes of her sister's only daughter.

Well,

hey there, Miss Belle,

you're just the person I needed to see.

I hate to ask, darling,

but I need a favor.

There is a curse upon my everywhere,

and I cannot escape

the darling.

Well, hey there, family.

Welcome to Act Two of Season Three, As Above.

So Below.

We brought you some familiar faces that you might learn some new things about them and learn all about the blighted land that brought forth one of the most beloved bloodlines in all of our Appalachia.

I, of course, am talking about the Walker family.

There's so much more to come in this one, y'all.

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and I come from a long line of terrifying women.

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Come to the dark side.

We smell fantastic.

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Every turn matters.

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See what's coming.

Take intelligent action.

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Confidence at every turn.

Coach, the energy out there felt different.

What changed for the team today?

It was the new game day scratchers from the California Lottery.

Play is everything.

Those games sent the team's energy through the roof.

Are you saying it was the off-field play that made the difference on the field?

Hey, a little play makes your day, and today it made the game.

That's all for now.

Coach, one more question.

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Actually, I never think about underwear.

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Same, they're so light and so comfy, and if it's not comfortable, I'm not wearing it.

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