136: Robo Hacks & Dodgy Degrees
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Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.
Hello, and welcome to another episode of Page 94. My name is Andrew Hunter Murray, and I'm here at the Private Eye Office with Adam McQueen, Jane McKenzie, and Ian Hislop.
We're here to discuss everything, not everything, three things that have happened in the news since the last issue of the magazine was published.
And we have a little bit of parish business just before we start. Finally, we're going electric.
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Right, parish business ends. Let's go straight to topic number one this week.
As we've all ascertained, we're very, very technically proficient, AI.
Adam, various newspapers have been making various announcements about how the future's bright, the future's AI. Yes, they have indeed.
Yeah, and some of them not making announcements when they should have been, possibly, as well.
So we've written in the last couple of issues of Street of Shame about the Guardian, who have done a big deal with OpenAI, which is probably the most famous of the AI firms.
It's the one that's behind ChatGPT. And they have not only handed over, in return for some cash, access to their archive of stuff, which actually is what a lot of newspapers are doing.
They're not alone in doing this, making their online archives available for a price to train AI models on.
So, other people who are doing similar things include the Associated Press, Reuters, DMG Media, who are behind the Daily Mail titles, and the I,
the FT have done it, News Corp have done a deal with an AI provider as well. Now, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, because this is about training artificial intelligence models.
So, actually, training them on reasonably reliable stuff, you won't necessarily say that, well, all those newspaper titles I've just quoted, but it's better than just sending them out willy-nilly to kind of steal stuff and crawl all over the internet and take stuff from whatever sites the AI models might fancy without any sort of judgment on it.
So, this is quite a good deal. If I want to write an article in the style of Owen Jones,
and I always do,
this will make it easier for me to do that. Well, thankfully, you have access to an AI model of some of the nation's best parodists who are quite good at doing this sort of thing.
So you probably don't need a bot to do that.
But yeah, that is one part of the deal. Now, the other part of the deal, which Guardian staff did not find out about until a press release went out announcing it, was also with OpenAI.
The Guardian will be developing new products, features and tools. Now, that's caused quite a lot more consternation.
That's not quite the holier-than-thou version of we train them on a proper, reliable model, is it?
No, that sounds a lot more like we get them to do things things that could replace journalists with, which I think has caused quite a lot of understandable worry and paranoia.
We've talked before on this podcast about how the NUJ, the National Union of Journalists, are extremely powerful at the Guardian and they are already involved in negotiations over the use of or possible use of AI and trying to sort out a policy with Guardian management, which essentially, from the journalist point of view, would be don't bring in AI, we don't want it.
There was consternation also, you'll remember the Guardian staff went on strike back in December a couple of times over the sale of the Observer to Tortoise.
And at that point, there was a lot of concern that the kind of skeleton management staff who were left to put out the paper for a couple of days were using AI models to come up with headlines.
So there's a lot of disgruntlement at The Guardian generally, but particularly over this kind of thing. Now, since the last issue of the I came out, The Independent, remember them?
Online-only newspaper, yep, owned by Yevgeny Lebedev, friend of the podcast. It's announced that it will be launching something called Bulletin, which will be like The Independent but shorter.
AI summaries of stories from The Independent for time-poor people, people who are just too poor in time to read an entire story and need to have a robot do it first for them instead.
Now, they have assured their journalists and readers that everything that's put out in this bulletin will be reviewed and checked by human beings.
But they've also said that it's going to go out with the original bylines on it, which if I was an independent journalist, I think I'd be campaigning to have my byline taken off something that had been rewritten by a robot and put out.
And if it has to be rewritten by a robot and then checked by a human being, how about a human being writing it? Yeah, you could call them something like sub-editors.
Like, you know, those archaic job titles of people we used to have on Fleet Street back in the old days.
What justification... does any organisation put forward? And I need to know this for when I sack the three of you.
What justification is there apart from just getting rid of journalists? A lot of it is to do with the fact that it's just the big new thing and it's very, very exciting.
I mean you hear Kirstma talking about AI. He obviously thinks it's the future.
Rachel Reeves has been talking about increasing efficiency in the public sector and in the civil service by using AI for all sorts of things.
I mean, it does, you run into an immediate problem, which is the independent have already identified.
You also do have to have some humans looking over this stuff to make sure it's not introducing mistakes, which is the experience of the use of AI in journalism already.
So one of the companies that's been using it for a while is Reach PLC, who are that publishing BMOF, who published the Daily Express, Daily Star, the Daily Mirror, Mirror, and over a hundred local papers as well.
And they have this tool called, and this is a nice historic reference, it's called Guten after Gutenberg, who you remember, the inventor of the printing press who made the mass media possible back in where I was 15th century, 16th century?
And a lot of scribes redundant.
All of those monks suddenly not having to illuminate manuscripts. Yeah, they were probably up in arms as well.
But they've been using it a lot, and that's something that essentially rips pieces of copy that have been written for one reach outlet and can republish them across a lot of other ones.
So giving them, in theory, a sort of a new geographical nosing on it, that it's a story about something that's happening in Liverpool, but you resell it to people in Birmingham or things like that.
But the problem that I've heard from people within reach with that is that it has a tendency to work kind of like a thesaurus.
And you can't just pluck words from a thesaurus without some human involvement.
You need to make sure they are the appropriate word, not the inappropriate word.
So it will tend to introduce one of the things I've had cited, and this is anecdotal, is that it can't quite tell the difference between category B drugs and category A drugs, which is quite important in court reports of people who are being charged with selling drugs.
And even that on occasion, and I've no idea whether these actually made it to publication or not, whether they were spotted, it was introduced the names of completely erroneous Crown courts and things.
So, you know, quite important details, but it just muddles up in the way that
a not entirely trained and still quite experimental technology might be expected to.
There was something about a boulderizing software that had taken the name of the Enola Gay, the US, the plane that was used to drop one of the atomic bombs and renamed it the Enola Homosexual.
That was
well, it is. What it reminded me of is actually, I remember, Jane, you writing these stories years ago about when spam filters first came in in their untested and
not entirely reliable form. And I remember you did a story about the Horniman Museum in South London.
Yes, any organisation that had a rude word anywhere in its sort of title was being affected, such as ask and Thorpe Town Council.
Are we assuming that AI will sort all this out and that within a year or five minutes or whatever the time scale is with AI, that it will be perfect and it will essentially no longer need humans?
So the choice will be do we want humans to do anything? Is that is that the dilemma? I think that's the fear, certainly. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, these things do get better.
That's that that that that is a problem of fifteen years ago, isn't it? The one we gave the example there of the spam filters. They're still not entirely reliable, but these things do.
And I'm just going to drop in the word algorithm here as I understand what I'm hearing. But they do learn things and they do get better at these things.
And in that sense, making sort of reasonably reliable newspaper archives that have some sort of authority to them available for the training models rather than, as I say, just the sort of nonsense that's churned out on various dodgy websites.
A very good story in the latest edition of the Eye, which I thought was really interesting, which is about Russian use of AI for propaganda.
And the idea that actually, because of the way that these models train now, you don't even need to get it out there and read by lots and lots of people.
You can just, through very clever search engine optimization and kind of bumping up your fake news websites, persuade the bots that they are reliable.
And then the bots crawl all over them and the stuff doesn't get read on your on your dodgy initial website, but it then turns up in the AI-assisted results on Google as reliable stuff.
So actually, you know, know, the move towards newspapers doing deals in order to have reliable information out there that these things are training on probably is quite a good one.
That is better than the Russians training the bots. Yes, but that is a better bet.
That's essentially it. If they're crawling all over
Guardian stories and FT stories, that probably is better than them crawling all over dodgy Russian websites.
We long had the issue of circular confirmation, where something would be in a newspaper article and therefore become part of the footnotes of Wikipedia and then be referenced by a newspaper article and then be referenced in the footnotes on Wikipedia and the source became its own source repeatedly.
Yes. It was one of my proudest boasts in journalism.
It still is that I got the rules of Wikipedia changed because we pointed this out. Oh, is this about 20 years ago now?
And I was contacted by a slightly shame-faced editor from Wikipedia who said, okay, all right, yes, no, you've made us look silly. Now we're going to change these rules.
We're going to look at changing them. But is there any likelihood of the rules changing that a bot has to be checked?
A friend in journalism pointed me to an advertisement for a reporter, one-year contract, and the job was to write pieces in order to train AI.
That's literally would you like to dig your own grave and then fill it in. Bring your own spade.
And I can see the argument it's helpful to have a proper reporter training it, but you're just wiping yourself out, aren't you? What worries me is the idea that it's going to...
It's going to go the way of the supermarket till, where you will have one person overseeing a load of tills,
and, you know, they'll come over and help you you out if there's a problem. But fundamentally, shoplifting has gone up a lot since that has been introduced.
You know, it's brought its own problems with it. And then, I mean, I can see there might be a case for some of the sort of the most rudimentary reporting, which is almost programmatic language.
You know, I'm thinking weather reports, things like this.
Maybe not needing, you know, a full human involvement. But then again, the question is where that lies.
We've got to be balanced.
We've got four reporters here saying that the case against AI is pretty much conclusive and that we don't need it. Yeah.
Outside of journalism, we've seen issues where AI systems sort of entrench biases, like when it was making probation decisions.
And it's basing its decisions on past probation decisions, but it just sort of every iteration they ran the system, it got a bit more racist because there'd been some initial racism in the way that those decisions were made.
But every time you ran an AI, it deepened that and worsened the problem. So it wasn't making unbiased decisions.
It was taking the human bias and multiplying it every time it ran.
And that presumably is the effect if you have state agents involved in AI, they put what they want to hear into AI, the Russians, the Chinese, you know, whoever.
and then that deepens. Yeah, every time it comes across it, it confirms it to itself.
So it just comes around the next time and tells itself that that was definitely right the last time.
In fact, it's identical to the Wikipedia problem that you identified. But there were various people who would ring up and
contact Wikipedia and change their own birthday if they were a public figure and Wikipedia had got it wrong. And someone said, yeah, but I've got a copy of the paper here that
says
it's the 12th of August. So sorry.
No, it is true then. That absolutely is.
So that's not been solved.
But I mean, the government does have an AI bill which is planning, as far as I can tell, to completely open the doors to all of this stuff and legitimise the large-scale use of what I would think of copyrighted texts.
Well, it may be too late for this, because the other thing that's emerged since the last issue in The Atlantic, the other paper which our esteemed and absent colleague Helen Lewis works for.
Never heard of.
Was that Mark Zuckerberg's meta have simply gone ahead and stolen a load of copyrighted materials, books, which they've used to train their own AI models on.
It probably, and I should say for the benefit of the private lawyer who will be looking over this before it goes out, it's not a robot.
Don't worry about him. Yeah, we could look at getting some AI from that.
That would would save us some money, wouldn't it?
No, for the benefit of the lawyer, I'm not accusing Mark Zuckerberg of being a thief. He's actually receiving stolen goods.
Because this is an entire library called LibGen, which is just made up of pirated books, millions and millions of them.
And the Atlantic found memos within Meta, which simply said that it looked like it would be
unreasonably expensive to actually pay any of the authors of these books to trade for the use of their work to train AI on.
So they simply lifted this entire already illegal library, LibGen, and they've stolen all of my books. I checked, they've stolen all of yours as well, Andy.
Get out.
They've stolen the private I Annual. That's in there as well.
Now, this is serious. They've also stolen an awful lot of your other books, Ian, which I discovered were all about the Catholic liturgy.
And then I looked at the publication dates on them, and they were all from the 1950s. So I didn't know you said it's all
theologian relative. Well, that was my big discovery.
That sounds absolutely bang on. Look, I was younger then.
I do. But you know, seriously,
this stuff is just being stolen. And that was also what the newspapers were very big on.
You'll remember last month, the front pages right across all of the national papers, except I think the FT and all of the local papers as well, saying
copyright law is there for a reason that writers and creators and artists or anyone just should not have their work ripped off by very, very, very rich tech companies in order to train things that eventually are going to put us all out of jobs anyway.
That's very disappointing to hear that
our books were all on there. I mean, it's never the most sympathetic spectacle.
I know people complaining about something because it's put them out of work. I mean, you know, the poor old Luddites.
You know, people didn't like them much, and they don't like it much when we point this out. But it is amazing, wide-scale theft.
And when the Chinese Deep Seek appeared, and then all the tech bros said, you've stolen our material, it did make us all laugh because it's all pre-stolen, as we say now. Do you want some good news?
Yeah. Because so little of Private Eye's material is online the bots cannot train themselves on it.
They have not got a clue.
So I asked preemptively thinking of my own career, Chat GPT last week, write a story about The Guardian in the style of Private Eyes Street of Shame section. It's got a headline on it.
The Guardian's Guardian Angel, a Street of Shame exclusive, which, as you know, is how we start audio. Hang on.
I'm embarrassed already. Here's your intro.
In the ever-bustling streets of Leftyville, home of the wokes, the Guardian stands tall as a bastion of progressive journalism, or so it likes to think.
But recently, it seems that the paper's reputation is slipping faster than an unpaid intern's ability to secure a byline.
What do you reckon? Ian, straight in with this one? Leftyville.
The most worrying thing about this, I have to say, is that it was based on a complete bit of fiction because the story it pitched to me was about the Guardian introducing a premium-rate paywall on their website, which is something that simply has not happened.
So, not only did it write it in the wrong style, it's just making facts up as well, which is sort of limey
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Okay, we come now to our second story this week. Jane, the last edition of the Sunday Times had as its front page, very exclusive investigation, a big story about fraud in student loans.
It did.
Yeah, and this was, I'm sure, news to you. Well,
it was a little bit familiar, really. The story is that a lot of universities franchise out some of their courses to other providers.
These are private colleges and business schools and things like that.
And it turns out a lot of them are just running scams to get student loans, not necessarily providing anything like the courses that they're advertising.
Talk me through where the student loan goes and who's benefiting from it. Well, a student loan, hard as it is for
actual, real students to pay back,
you know, could be a significant financial drain for young people, but it is a good loan rate if you were just trying to finance things, especially if you're never planning to pay it back and write it off, and the student loan company is not going to be able to pursue you because perhaps you've taken it to another country, then getting a student loan is a great way to get some money fast.
Is it the fault of the institutions which are taking on these students who are perhaps less qualified or not willing to pay back the loan, Or is it the fault of the people, the students, quote-unquote students, who are applying?
I think there's some blame to spread around. Certainly, actual fraudsters are the first kind of line.
However, there's very long been an issue with universities not keeping a close enough eye on their franchised providers.
And this goes back years in terms of private eye writing about the issue with franchise providers.
Long before the fraud issue specifically came up, we've talked about some of the the terrible pseudoscience quackery courses that they were actually sort of allowing to be accredited under their names.
We had things like animal chiropractic and homeopathy degrees being signed off by their universities, but the courses were being run by these separate providers.
And the universities just ticked the box. Yes, you can have a degree with our crest on it.
A lot of work was done on reducing the amount of that, but there's still some of it out there.
And And that's a way of the university getting some money in, because they don't have to run the course in animal homeopathy or whatever it might be. But they still get some tuition money for that.
Right, okay. I mean, I would say this is yet another woke lefty
attack on the very fine business of outsourcing, which Private Eyes seems to write about endlessly. It just doesn't work very well in the education field, does it? Well, no, I mean,
so again, it's not new that courses have turned out to be fraudulent.
A few years back, Ofsted was looking at one in further education, a college, and discovered that many of the students that were registered for this college not only weren't doing the course, but hadn't even heard of the college.
Wow, that was good.
They were just on a list of names stuck on a register so that they could claim more money from the funding bodies. Does the money go to the outsourced provider? Does it go to the student themselves?
How does it work? And this is student loan fraud, not tuition fee.
There's whole other issues going on with where the tuition fees go. And universities have different deals with different providers in terms of whether they're having a partnership or a franchise deal.
But in terms of the student loan fraud, that's a student's relationship with the student loans company.
But if you're doing organised crime, then you can set up a course and get an organised group of people to lend their names to claiming lots and lots and lots of loans.
And this is where we come back to the Sunday Times story, is not news to private eye.
As just over a year ago, we wrote about this happening with the University of Northampton and one of its franchised providers.
They found that 600 students had effectively submitted the same coursework.
I hate it when that happens.
At which point
they asked some questions. Are these students
real?
Are they attending the course?
What's going on there?
At this point, reported themselves. I mean, at least they found out.
It's, you know. So what Northampton University? Northampton reported themselves to the Office of Students.
So this is how we found about it, because they had to put a line in their annual report saying that they were going to have to pay £6.1 million
back in terms of tuition fees. Wow.
So there was clearly. You spotted this with your eagle eye, £6 million
as being slightly unlikely.
What was helpfully flagged up was that the National Audit Office did a report on issues with the student loans company.
And although they anonymised it, they did make a note that one university had had an issue where they'd spotted a 6.1 6.1 million fraud, which made it a lot easier to look for, because they gave the exact amount to look for in the university accounts.
I'm just imagining whoever had the job of marking all that coursework, because they would have had an unbelievably easy time of it, which is really good.
And so that was a franchised thing at the University of Northampton.
That wasn't in-house, that was exterior. What is to stop the four of us doing this now?
Let's say the four of us approach the University of Buckingham or wherever, just using them as an example, and we say, Look, we've got this great course in,
shall we say, investigative journalism? Should we say satirical journalism? Satirical journalism. Satirical journalism.
That sounds good.
Invite a lot of students to take part in this. How does that relationship work? Do we know? This sounds like a trip to Romania.
Well, that's the thing, isn't it? A lot of it is Romanian-based, all the recent folks.
Well, in terms of money having left the country, that does appear to be where significant amounts set off to, yes.
So the students from an unknown, possibly EU country
come over, they take out the loan. At the end of it, someone says, Well, you don't appear to have attended any courses.
And they say, Oh, I was working from home, and you can pick it up.
And they sent me the texts, and presumably, quite difficult to prove. And in the meantime, they've got a loan which they possibly have no intention of paying back.
Or even if they did, if they've had a loan at extremely beneficial rates compared to a bank loan, they haven't actually been a student for, so that would still be fraud.
But in the case of these particular
scams, these are just find a list of people who are willing to have their names put on a list. It seems an incredibly obvious scam in higher education.
I'm not saying that they're worse at spotting it, but I mean, shouldn't it have been detected a bit earlier?
So, universities can be very, very proud of their global reach and their kind of their London campus and, you know, by being sort of more than just University of Mugglesville then they now have courses all over the place and their name is getting out there and
and a lot of universities we should say as well are in pretty dire financial straits at the moment aren't they so they do need to be considering ways of getting money in to keep the doors open at all don't they they are getting some some income through these deals that's just what I was going to ask you channel in terms of the scam that the four of us are going to start running how are we going to benefit from that financially please the tuition we get the the tuition fees.
They get the cheap loans. We get the tuition fees.
Okay, great. We don't provide any teaching, so there's no costs.
Well, we don't have the seats for it. Yeah, that's fine.
But the Sunny Times, who did this piece quite well.
I mean, they had some funny pictures of these sort of outsourced teaching institutions that appeared to be above a chip shop or a couple of chairs or a brass plaque somewhere. Yeah, absolutely.
Studied Wizarding Worlds. University of American Hard Candy.
Yeah. I think the Eastern University of Coppitz is the classic, isn't it?
He's working at the number one vape shop in the whole of the country. We're very impressed.
If people say, oh, I'm not going to pay the student loan back, is that because the figures suggest that lots of people don't? Yeah. Genuine students often are not paying them back.
Obviously, it depends on their
income. And a lot don't manage to earn enough to be paying a student loan back for a long time, if at all.
Or
they manage to lose people in the system that aren't going to pay them back. So in particular, if you're just a fraudulent name on a list, then you're going to be quite hard to find because
we don't know exactly how accurate the information they're getting about people is.
And this sort of thing sort of looks less unusual because all sorts of universities are opening weird campuses overseas and and things anyway. You've written a lot about that, haven't you, Jane?
Absolutely. So universities are sort of constantly trying to to extend their reach and build their empires and open their campuses in dubious regimes.
And perhaps if you were just the university in one city with sort of one structure, you might be able to keep a better eye on your overall finances and what you're putting your name to.
You're suggesting growth isn't always good, Jane.
I think I am, yeah.
I think growing in Kazakhstan or, you know, it might be sort of worth having a second think about.
So this has been cracked down on? Is going to be cracked down on, as Ian asks.
Yeah, it's going to be investigated by the public sector fraud investigation body, although they very much sort of nip round and ask the people at the National Audit Office who did the investigation last year
and a previous investigation in about twenty seventeen and a previous investigation in about twenty twelve.
The the National Audit Office have been kind of banging on about this for a while, that it's a massive risk with the way student loans work, is that
you can wander off with your full student loan and never pay it back and not do a course.
So this predates all of the COVID loans stuff that's still being looked into, doesn't it? This is a very long-running thing that suddenly we had.
I mean, the Sunday Times stories, unlike Private IONs, came with a column from Bridget Phillipson, the Education Secretary, saying it's time to crack down on this sort of thing.
Yeah, I mean, the government has recognised it needs to crack down on it. They've been running a consultation on how to crack down on it since January.
So
consultations.
They're trying to work it out. Okay, that's it for this episode of page 94.
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The holidays are about giving something truly special. I'm Martha Stewart and I believe the best gifts aren't just beautiful.
They're useful every single day.
Lennox has brought timeless beauty and lasting quality to our tables for generations. And their Lenox Spice Village is the perfect holiday gift for someone you love or for yourself.
It's more than a spice rack. It's a charming collection of hand-painted houses that turn ordinary spices into extraordinary experiences.
Imagine cinnamon from a tiny Victorian cottage or oregano from a pastel townhouse. Suddenly a simple meal becomes a moment to savor.
Because spices can be more than ingredients.
They can inspire memories, warmth, and joy all year long. Give a gift that lasts beyond the holidays.
Discover the collection at lenux.com/slash spice village.