871. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Unfurls Plans For Double 100-Foot Flagpoles, SCOTUS Appears Poised To Side With Maryland Parents Over LGBTQ+ Books & Amish Community Helps Rebuild Western North Carolina

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What's going on, man? Nothing.

What's up, dude?

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Got a little matchy-matchy with the hats, man.

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That's what's up.

Anything that made you pick that one in particular?

Well, I mean, it was your phone call this morning.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It said, hey, we got dressed alike.

I did call you.

Yeah. You put the special underwear on, too? Yeah right cool let's see i'll show you later what's going on man nothing just doing a thing man yeah yeah what's going on in the world i've been busy yeah a lot uh you know let's just get right into it Slavery ended.
It did? Officially. Okay.
A while ago. That's good.
Yeah.

We fought.

I fought with you. Some people fought.
I fought against you. You know what I'm saying? It was like a thing.
But we got the NFL draft going on tonight, first day. What's wrong with you? All right, Colin Kaepernick.
Yeah, same thing you know it's it's crazy though because you know sports has has been very politicized and like i've been turned off by it yeah i think most people have um you know but there are some cool things that are happening i guess like there's there's some some cool young bucks that are coming up and i guess what, who is your favorite, I guess, NFL player of all time?

Who are you?

Of all time?

I guess your era.

Mike Allstott?

Mike Allstott.

That was the linebacker.

No, he played running back for the Buccaneers.

The big dude with the fucking.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

That was a big boy.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, you go Google Mike Allstott and watch his highlight reels. Yeah, he had the fucking roll cage on his back.
Yeah, neck roll. The neck roll.
That was the shit back in the day, bro. If you didn't have a neck roll, you were a bitch.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bro, his straight, dude, just a different kind of dude. It was different back then.
I mean, football was just different back then, for sure. Yeah, it was like way more physical.
you know a lot of those guys are up now though man yeah the tbis and you know it's like i mean i get the argument of like making the sport safer but it's just like it's still football bro yeah yeah bro i i mike all style was awesome he he played for purdue uh went to the Tampa Bay Bucs.

He trained for football by pushing his Jeep down the football field and shit.

That's crazy.

Yeah, he's just a different kind of player. They don't make him like that no more.

Fuck no.

No, they don't.

Well, dude, and also, it was a different era of football.

Now, the athletes are so fast, and they're so big, and everybody's a tremendous athlete. Like back then it was different.
Like you, you know, you didn't have linemen running fucking four eights and four sevens and shit. You know what I mean? Like you just didn't have that.
And it's just different, dude. It's just a different game.
Everybody's too fast. Like guys that are big and physical in the backfield back field like it's it doesn't work the same way it used to i've also feel too like back then like i feel like it was just regular joe's playing football you know i'm saying like just i mean like yeah they were still great like bro it was just it was just different kinds of training dude like when i was in high school you know your athletes played all the sports right like you played all three sports at least sometimes four because you played a club sport now a lot of these kids they only play they're hyper yeah they play that one sport bro and they practice that one position and they're just better i mean if you put more reps in there you're going to be better yeah that's a good point yeah it's like the the era of the bo jackson kind of went away for sure yeah that is crazy to think about but yeah i mean there's some cool things uh nfl drafts going tonight uh tennessee titans is up first um i did see this cool story though i thought this was kind of cool like i said there's a lot of really inspiring young bucks that are coming up and trying to do their thing.
I feel like, too, it's also interesting for a lot of young kids. What do you want to be? They either want to be the president or they're saying they want to be in the NFL or something like that, be a fucking football player.
And it's cool because there's this story, one of the NFL draft prospects, he worked in an Amazon warehouse while trying to land a college scholarship. Now he could make millions.
Siobhan Rebel, he's probably going to go first round. Solid kid out of East Carolina University.
He's one of the top ranked players at his position. He's a cornerback, this guy right here.
And, yeah, he worked like a summer job over the summer working at Amazon warehouses just to, you know, help pay for fucking school and stuff. Ended up getting a scholarship, and now he's probably going to be going pro.
So I thought that was cool. Like I said, I mean, people have been turned off from it.
It seems like it's, you know, they're trying to, off of that a little bit. Are you saying the political

shit? Yeah, just overposing.

Well, look, dude. I mean, look.

All you gotta do is go to the money.

Okay? Who's

who is contributing

to a lot of the money that the NFL

uses? It's the biggest banks

in the world. And to qualify

for the money that these people use,

they have to have certain cultural standards implemented into their system like dei like esg like political and what's interesting is you know there's no dei for white people in the nfl no you know saying like like and no one even argues nobody nobody wants it like i don't want that shit i just want to watch a bunch of fucking hot dogs running around the fucking field you know slow ass motherfuckers you know i don't want to see that i want to see people run fast and hit the shit out of each other and fucking play hard and like look bro we want to see fucking steroids in baseball we want to see home runs go 700 motherfucking feet i want to see dudes get their fucking heads ripped off in football in mma i want to see guys get knocked the fuck out like these are realities of sport it's the best of the best yes that's how that's how it's what i want to see yeah well there's like so there's some good prospects oh man i don't know i might watch that story that story that you're saying though about this guy having to do this extra stuff that stuff's more common than not oh yeah those stories just don't get told yeah you know what i mean the other piece of it too like i mean the dudes i think uh uh robert griffin the third rg3 is what they called him you know like he was on uh i forget whose podcast he was on the other day i saw a clip but he was like, because the other piece of it is like they don't financially prepare

you for getting all of the big money and stuff like that.

Oh, yeah.

Like RGD was saying like he got his contract, his signing bonus was like $14 million, right?

When he got drafted.

And he said, you know, when the check hit the account, he went there and fucking, you

know, look.

And he said he got like $6 million or something like that.

And so he calls the fucking agent like, yo, what the fuck? Like, you know, somebody's stealing money. He's like, no, bro, that's taxes.
You know what I'm saying? It's like, and that's a whole nother piece. So it's like, you know, they struggle before they even get in.
But then once they're in, nobody teaches them shit. They don't tell them anything.
And not only that, dude, what they don't tell them, which is the most important part, is that the when you're 20 years old and you go from you know being like everybody else to getting millions and millions of dollars you don't have a perspective of what it's like to work for regular money and you also don't have the perspective to understand that that money is going to stop. Yep.
So where a lot of these guys get in trouble is, you know, they have bad people around

them. They have, they're not taught how to handle the vultures.
They're not taught how to handle the women. They're not taught how to, um, you know, understand that you can't just spend all your cash flow when you're going into, you know, you, you start getting, you know know a million bucks a fucking week because you're a superstar when that ends and you're you're buying all this shit it's over you know like very few people have effectively pivoted from which really this is the really this is the really fucking hard part for me to fucking really grasp is like how few of these people actually, and I'm talking about all athletes, how few of them take the money that they make while they're playing and turn it into like forever cashflow and asset, you know, equitable asset.
Like, it's like, bro, bro. And it's so easy because they have so much money coming in.
Like all you would have to do is set up some basic shit to have some fucking income that is greater than 99.99% of people's income for life. You know, just some, some, some moderate investment strategies.
You know what I mean? Some basic business strategies. I mean, strategies you know what I mean some basic business strategies I mean but you know it's you know nobody teaches them that and nobody teaches them that because the minute you teach them all that shit they stop being an open bank for everybody around them they realize too that shit i don't need to go risk my life my body to go

fucking you know i'm saying like battle every fuck like i don't need to do that to be what i now they lose their fucking gladiators you know what i'm saying it's like it's a whole different thing look dude it's it's frustrating how little all the pro sports actually give a fuck about the athletes you know what i mean yeah like we shouldn't have men making 20 million dollars a year for 10 years fucking broke right after that we shouldn't have that financially and physically yeah we shouldn't have that well i mean look physically it is what the fuck it is yeah it is what it is like you know what you're fucking trading signed up for yeah there's an argument there no it is the argument like that's you like like dude here's the thing i'm tired of i'm tired of society saying like knowing what they sign up for then having to deal with the consequences of what they sign up for then acting like it's. Like, motherfucker, you knew what the fuck you were signing up for.

You put that helmet on.

Yeah.

You knew that you could get concussions.

You know what CTE is.

You understand there's risks.

Everybody does.

So, like, it is what it is.

Like, dude, don't.

I don't want to hear the fucking complaints, bro.

Like, I really don't.

If you don't want them, quit.

You know who else talks about that a lot, though um uh what's the bodybuilder's name who's uh ronnie coleman he talks about that a lot you know he's like i mean he destroyed his fucking body but like that was the risky fucking he knew what he's fucking doing yeah it's part of the game because he's a grown man yeah bro ronnie's cool as fuck and by the way you know he understood like dude you know he didn't have to train the way that he trained he he trained balls to the wall every fucking day like you know 700 800 pound squat days and crazy shit ridiculous yeah but like you don't have to train that way as a bodybuilder but he did no fuck no in fact it's probably detrimental in a lot of ways but the truth of the matter is dude a lot of guys that lift love that shit like they look like dude when i was young that's why i got fucking injured so bad that's why my shoulder had to be reconstructed because i love lifting weights and i love lifting heavy weights it's a fucking challenge i like it i would i still do it as much as I can like look man woulda shoulda coulda you know what i'm saying you know what the fuck you signed up for i don't want to fucking hear bitching yeah you know i really don't like let's oh oh i'm so i'm so oppressed i played pro football for 10 years and i made 80 million dollars and now i got what What are you talking about pinkies fucked up you fucking knew what you were doing and and dude you're it's just I just don't like this victim shit in society like there are consequences to choices okay if you don't want to play professional football because you know it's might fuck you up then you shouldn't play it and you should utilize your mind and your abilities and your talents to do other things but don't you know don't act like you didn't know yeah right you know what i'm saying it's real like that's real i'm just not trying to hear that shit bro that's real guys tell us what you think about this topic is uh join this conversation by the way i don't want anybody to get hurt, but it's fucking football. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Yeah, that's real. Yeah, man.
All right. Well, let's do some more cruising, man.
I got more for you. We got more to cover.
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Let's get to our first set, first set of headlines. Let's go to the White House.
There's some new construction plans at the White House. This is interesting.
Trump unfurls plan for double 100-foot flagpoles during White House lawn walk. So President Donald Trump on Wednesday revealed plans to install two beautiful 100-footpoles on the White House lawns that will fly an American flag.
Trump told reporters about the plans after he was spotted touring the North Lawn of the White House with Dale Haney, head White House groundskeeper. Here's a clip.
Check this out. Putting up a beautiful, almost 100 foot tall American flag on this side and another one on the other side, two flags, top of the line, and they've needed flagpalls for 200 years.
It was something I've often said, you know, they don't have a flagpole, per se, so we're putting one right where you saw us, and we're putting another one on the other side, on top of the mounds. It's going to be two beautiful falls.
Mr. President on China.
President Trump on China. Paid for him by Trump.
Mr. President.
So he's paying for him. Yeah.
So, I mean, that's good to see, right? Like, I mean, it's better than the pride shit. So, I mean, that's cool.
My only question is, where are they going to put the Israeli flags? They're going to have to make moves?

That's probably why there's two of them.

I would like to know, Mr. Trump, President Trump, where are the gallows going to be? Yeah, right, right, right.

That's what I'd like to see.

Where do we park the wood chipper?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes, where are the gallows?

I'm going to put a 100-foot flagpole at my house. Yeah, I mean, you got the center place right there, the driveway.
Yeah, that'd be fucking sick. That'd be sick.
But yeah, I mean, Trump, you know, that's cool. Flagpoles are cool.
That's cool. America, I'm with it.
Other interesting things happening though, out of the White House, there was a truth that came out.

So there's been some interesting developments with Russia. Not sure if you saw this.
Trump writes Vladimir stop after Russia launches deadliest strikes on Kiev since last summer. So President Donald Trump said he is not happy after Russia launched his deadliest wave of attacks on Kiev in nine months, telling President Vladimir Putin to stop as he attempts to push Ukraine to agree on a contentious ceasefire proposal.
Moscow sent 70 missiles, 145 drones towards Ukraine, mainly targeting Kiev in an attack that leader Vladimir Zelensky said was aimed at pressuring the United States. So this was the truth that Trump posted out saying, quote, I'm not happy with the Russian strikes on Kiev.
Not necessary and very bad timing. Vladimir, stop.
Five thousand soldiers a week are dying. Let's get the peace deal done.
So so far, there's been 12 people that have been reported reportedly killed with 90 more injured in this.

But even just on this, I'm also tired of like people like just trying to like, oh, it's so bad. Like, bro, Ukraine is literally taking these fucking unmanned drones with fucking grenades attached to them and dropping them on the people.
You know what I'm saying? so it's like you know I think

they're

they're really close to getting this done and i think i i think i think putin's trying to kill fucking zelinski with like a last second you know push well it's interesting because like the thing is like you know you know there's the story but then you gotta always look i don't even think zelinski's in in ukraine no i think he's i don't think he's been there the whole time i think he's in miami he's not there yeah or they would have killed him already yeah oh i mean like for his own people would have killed him for sure for sure i mean dude do you remember all those like those fucking videos and stuff coming out

that like looked like he was on a green screen you know what i'm saying so i mean it's possible it's possible i don't know um but you know you so you got this attack that russia just did but you gotta go back a few days sometimes even hours before to see like i mean there had to be something that provoked it right like this dude just launches 70 fucking missiles over and all drones. And what it was, um, was Zelensky saying that Ukraine would not accept the United States recognizing Crimea as Russia.
Um, and that's where it all began. Um, and shortly after that, uh, stance that Zelensky took, boom came the, the missile.
So, I mean, it's interesting, But more development on that. I do want to get to the story of the day.

In the. hook boom came the the missiles so i mean it's interesting but more development on that i do want to get to the story of the day um in this first set of headlines for you though that i thought was interesting um tulsi gabbert tulsi gabbert joins the show uh tulsi gabbert exposes three deep state criminals who have infiltrated america's intelligence network have you seen this yeah i.
I didn't dig into it too much, but I did see the headline. So, I mean, this is interesting.
I mean, we talk about accountability. This is not enough or I think what people are expecting, but it's good signs, I guess we could say.
Tulsi Gabbard has referred two intelligence officials to the Department of Justice for allegedly leaking classified information with a third referral on its way. The unidentified officials allegedly leaked the classified intelligence to The Washington Post and The New York Times.
An officer of the director of national intelligence official told Fox News Digital, quote, politicization of our intelligence and leaking classified information puts our nation's security at risk and must end. Gabbard, who serves as the director of national intelligence, said as news of the pending charges broke, quote, those who leak classified information will be found and held accountable to the full assistant of the law, she vowed.
Gabbard went on claim that the deep state criminals leaked classified information for partisan political purposes to undermine President Trump's agenda. I look forward to working with the Department of Justice and the FBI to investigate, terminate and prosecute these criminals.
So that's interesting. Apparently, some of the information that was being shared was around the israel iran situation um but these guys or these people these are intelligence officials were going straight to new sources and pushing this stuff out now it's not a new thing that's been going on for years goes on for years yeah um and it's not just in the intelligence industry um it's also in our defense industry that's what we've been seeing with the whole peak head sex stuff going on, the signal chats and all of that stuff going on.
And now they got one of their guys is too, because these people are there. They're emboldened, bro.
Right. And they just can't help that.
Like, they're the guys there. They're the dude there.
You know, and they can't help with you. Put a you put a decently looking chick in front of them a couple of drinks they're gonna fucking chirp like the birds because yeah because they think they're the shit they're the guy yeah that's right they're the guy and that's what we're seeing um and they can't help themselves um this headline comes out breaking department of defense branch chief calls president trump illegitimate illegitimate vows to resist him, attacks Hexeth as unfit to lead.
So this was another undercover sting from the O'Keefe Media Group. Let's check a little bit of this clip out.
We'll link it on the website, of course, but check this out. The same guy who tried to overthrow an election is just like truly setting us down a path.
He's illegitimate. He's purely immoral, breaking every war, and we're gonna resist him.
Everything he does. James O'Keefe here in Arlington, Virginia, in front of the Pentagon, the branch chief inside the Pentagon, saying on hidden camera he's gonna resist against Trump and Hegseth.
Now since President Trump was elected and assigned Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense, the DOD has faced a number of leaks in the past few months from employees inside the Pentagon. There's some type of deep state forces that want to make sure you don't stay there.
They've come after me from day one, just like they've come after President Trump. I mean, I've gotten a fraction of what President Trump got in that first term.
The Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegs has been going on media interviews expressing that there are people within the Pentagon who want to resist the president and hurt his policies. I know exactly.
Yeah and apparently this is one of the guys doing it. So Nikola Terza this was his LinkedIn he then took it offline and deleted many of his social media.
But then James O'Keefe tweeted in follow-up saying that Laura Loomer reporting Pete Hegseth has seen today's video of Branch Chief and that the DOD officials are handling the situation. So what do we got for this, man? What do you got on this? What's your take? He deserves to go to jail.
See, I think that's light. No, that's what I'm – I mean, yeah, like at a bare minimum.
Yeah, that's light no that's what i'm i mean yeah like at a bare minimum yeah there's a lot first of all i know tulsi okay and i don't know hegg seth personally but i know a number of his friends pretty well yeah they are both real people they're not these fucking robot people okay um and the fact that they're people are attacking them does not surprise me because they're not in the club you know what i mean so that's always a good a good litmus test for sure yeah i mean when you're getting attacked there's a reason they're getting attacked and it's not because they're going along with the bullshit and like that guy said oh trump's immoral for going against the norms. No, the norms are the fucking problem here.

OK, and somebody who works in the government who says they're going to openly defy and resist the president calling him illegitimate. That person belongs in fucking jail.
OK, at a minimum. Sounds like treason.
Depends on what he's done. You know, saying raise some eyebrows to look into what he's actually done.
You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. For sure.
I mean, but that's the thing. It's like, I mean, you put two and two together, all of these leaks.
I think people don't look deep enough when they say deep state. What do we mean when we say deep state? Like people think it's these like no name, no face people that are just, you know, pulling these strings.
When like in reality is it's a lot of people like this, dude. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like it's like it's not just a DOD. It's not DNI.
This is in every federal agency. You have these people set up.
And so it's like, you know, i know we criticize a lot on trump not moving fast enough or not but it's like you know this is why though but this is why that shit's happening that's right and like dude it's it's it's look dude trump's first term he made huge mistakes all right he allowed people like this to maintain their position which made it very hard for him to do anything productive the way that he actually wanted to do it. So the story goes, okay, because it seems now he's doing the same thing again, all right? And it doesn't take 90 days when you've had eight years to figure out who's doing what and who's on the team and who's part of the other team and who's corrupt and who's sandbagging the progress and violating their oath to the American people.
You can't tell me after eight years of being, you don't know like like you you mean like we have 450 people in this building so if i spent four years here then four years dealing with the shit that some of these people let's say i went and got fired right and i deal with the these they're still on you they're still attacking me for four years and then i come back four years later for my 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th year you can't tell me that I don't already know who's doing what. I already know I know who's on the team, I know who's off the team I know who's gotta go and I know who's gotta stay and that is I don't know, that's what I think I already know who's who.
Yeah. No, Brian, it doesn't take eight years to know that.
That's right. You know what I'm saying? So why, so, so then the question is why haven't these people been handled? Why are they still allowed to exist? Well, I think that's the other, that's the other piece of it too, man.
It's like, because like, you know, we try to like follow a lot of the law. We try to like these people, like that's the other piece.
Like too man it's like because like you know we try to like follow a lot of the law we try like these people like that's the other piece like they've put so many protections in of like oh well you know we can't just fire federal employees they have rights they have all of these things and it's like it's all these checks and balances and it's like it leaves no other option than just full-blown fucking lay the hammer down that that you know orange hammer they talk he has like you gotta lay it down look man these people are already talking they're already saying stuff on twitter and and you know publicly you know all this stuff they're doing it's just going to open the door for us to do whatever we want just hang in there like yeah that's why you have to eliminate the communist element in this country 100 dude these people think you know like they didn't do enough the last four years like locking us all the down you know uh arresting people that you know political prisoners uh making us hate each other yeah like we go on and on and on and on and on. But yeah, man, it's, um, I don't know.
I saw a tweet today, a couple of reports saying that arrests were imminent. We'll see.
Yeah. Well, I've been seeing those.
I've been seeing those too. Yeah.
We'll see. We shall see.
I feel like we're going to get some fucking, some half-assed bullshit to try and appease us instead of the actual cleaning out of this corruption, which is what he was elected to do. You know, Donald Trump, you were elected to fucking arrest people.
You were elected to stop the corruption in this country. You were elected to stop the border flow and and deport people and you're doing that very slowly to the point where if you continue the race or i'm sorry if you continue the pace that you're up to right now we're still going to have to deal with most of these people when you're done there's just a lot of things that were promised that just don't seem to be happening and a lot of people who are you know pro-trump to the point where they just support everything they're acting like everything's going great but like dude when we look at the actual data is it yeah i mean you guys tell us what do you guys think well i mean i'm just saying like i mean no it I mean, it's a very fair question to ask.
Yeah, like, is it going great? Are we doing all we can? Yeah. You know, because, dude, if you're not going to eliminate this communist element inside of our government, who's going to stand in the way of our own progress by their own admission, if you're not going to eliminate that now, what are you going to do wait until the fourth year to eliminate it or third year to eliminate when when the country doesn't have the opportunity to see what it could become without these things like a big problem that we have in this country dude is that is that people who have not a very good understanding

of how things actually work, they have to see things get better, right?

They have to, like a lot of people are not sold on a lot of Donald Trump's ideas.

But I know that if he executed those ideas, because I've run many companies, I can understand and see forward that the result will be very beneficial to the country. The problem is he's sandbagging the shit.
OK, so. I think people who voted for Trump need to put him under the fucking spotlight and hold his feet to the fire to do the things that he said he was going to do and not get in there and play fucking friendly or more importantly don't allow people to remain in office yeah that that guy should be in fucking jail or or fucking like dude that's fuck this guy and fuck everybody like that yeah 100 man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments let us know uh with that being being said, let's go check out some of these comments.
We got Cruz the comments. We got some interesting ones.
This first one comes from Viper86 52 0. Always love when they bring wrestling knowledge out.
I'm pretty sure I've seen Randy Orton with 1P gear on before too. Oh yeah.
Randy Orton's from here. He's an OG about him.
He's an OG 1P guy. Mm-hmm.
Really good fucking dude. Solid dude, yeah.
That was my era. I think he was my era.
Randy's fucking awesome. Big dude too.
Super big. Big dude.
People don't understand it. That's what I'm saying.
People don't understand the size and the athletic ability of these guys. Oh, he's a big dude.
Yeah. You know what high school he went to? I know he's a St.
Louis guy. Yeah, I don't know.
What high school did he go to? I feel like he went to one of the parkways or something. Or Howells.
Hazelwood Central. Oh, yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
All right. Yeah.
All right. White boy.
Up in the hood. That's right.
He comes with a cookout.

Oh yeah.

This next comment,

The Real Billington.

What's y'all tag team name?

And who's stabbing who in the back first

to go on the WWE champion?

We got to have a tag team name.

What would that be?

I don't know. I think they should tell us in the comments what the tag team name is I'm scared that's a scary proposition bro these people get wild man yeah oh man well let us know in the comments man and i know we we but we win that championship together yeah yeah right yeah yeah man i ain't a stab in the back type i'm a stab in the front all right yeah all right all right yeah i'm just saying like if I'm stabbing somebody, I'm looking them in the front.
All right. Yeah.
All right. All right.
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, if I'm stabbing somebody, I'm looking in the fucking eye.
I'm old school, bro. What's your finishing move? What's the finisher? The biscuit cutter.
Oh, that sounds terrible. Yeah.
You don't want to know about it. You don't want to know about it.
Mine's going to be the can opener. Yeah.
I don't want to know about that either. Yeah, no.
That's a bad move right there. You know what I'm saying? All right, yeah.
Well, let us know. Tag team names.
You need them in the comments. Let us know.
This next one comes from Connor Scott, 8961. Don't be a hoe.
Get Ye on the show. Yeah, go tell them.
Yeah. Go tell them.
Go tell Ye.

Yeah, a lot of people will like the Ye conversation.

We did get one.

Did they?

Yeah, they did.

They liked the Ye conversation.

What did we get?

Well, we got one that I guess gave us some clarification on some things.

Oh, really?

We actually have three things on clarification. Okay.

Let's be clarified.

Yeah.

The dactyl 451. Okay.
Let's be clarified. Yeah.
The dactyl 451. Okay.
A couple things. That's not yay.
Kanye was cloned years ago. A ton of these celebrities and politicians are clones.
It says number two, Trump's a puppet. For fuck's sakes, none of this shit he says is going to happen because he's a puppet like they all are.
They brought in tens of millions of illegals so they can use them for cheap labor.

There is no mass deportation. And then number three, we are, in fact, at the end of times.
And yes, nobody should fear what happens at the end.

However, don't you dare think God will protect us no matter what.

Anything can happen, including massive city size blackouts.

Everyone needs to be prepared and you need to tell people to prepare well i have told people to prepare for five fucking years asshole what the fuck you think i do on here okay this is all i fucking do is prepare yeah trying to prepare i've been trying to tell you guys what's up forever but clearly i didn't fucking know what's going on so you know maybe we should listen to your show about what's actually going on. What's your show called? Bro, I bet Thanksgiving's are fun with this guy.
No, he's... I guarantee you.
This is the guy that gives people like us a bad name. You know, this is the guy that our families think we are.
Yeah, for sure. I haven't got to the clone level.
I'll mean let's break this down okay all right number one it's possible okay it's possible i mean look all right i'm it is possible they clone dogs bro they can clone people they do clone dogs you know i'm saying it's possible it's possible that we're all living in a legit computer program. We don't even know it.
I'm a clone. Huh? I'm a clone.
Yeah, we don't know. We don't know.
So it's possible. I'm not even going to say anything bad about that.
It's possible. Number two, also possible.
And the longer that he waits to make arrests and do shit and all these things, the more possible that in my eyes so i actually agree with those two points that they're possible number three it's also possible that this is the end times uh but what i don't what i don't agree with is you telling me i need to tell people to prepare if you knew the amount of time and energy and effort that we put into this show it would blow your mind and it takes about five seconds to draw, to write a fucking comment. It's a whole completely other different thing to pay millions of dollars a year to produce your own show.
Okay. Come in here and fucking talk about this stupid ass shit for the sake of everybody else.
I mean, so let's be fucking real, dude. Um, I tell people to prepare more than fucking anybody.
And, and, and let's, let. I'm ahead of everybody.
I've been ahead of everybody. Everybody that's talking about this shit now, I was talking about a year ago or two years ago or three years ago.
I fucking told everybody what the fuck was going on. Y'all fucking listen to the fucking mainstream people.
You don't ever go in people's comments whenever

they start talking shit be like yeah for celibate and dj were talking about this shit two fucking

years ago so if you would like me to get out in front of everybody else that is going to be the job of the audience which of we have a plethora of people that can do so okay we're doing tens of millions of fucking audio downloads a month all right we're doing pretty decent on youtube now okay there's no reason that the show shouldn't be out in front of everybody else so if you would like someone to lead and tell people what the fuck is actually going on without having to worry about if they're paid for or not you should probably fucking go tell all these motherfuckers that hey you guys are fucking just copying his shit and call him the fuck out. So I'm just being real with you guys.
I have no problem saying this in front of the fucking entire earth. Okay.
I'm not bought and paid for. I say whatever the fuck I want to say and what I observe.
And that's the kind of leadership that we need. I'm willing to but for that to happen you have to push someone out there but you instead continue to follow these fucking knuckleheads who are bought and paid for by not big media but now media media who are told they can't say and can't do and they have an agenda and they're they're hawking fucking bullshit it's all a grift and you fuckers you know it is what it is I tell you to share the show and you know, yeah, some of you do but some of you don't so if you want some real fucking leadership Share the motherfucking show That's it.
That's it, man So I have no I I could promise you and this goes in the entrepreneur world to all these motherfucking entrepreneur Gurus have been saying, you know all this shit go back and listen MS CEO project, bro. You'll be able to tell exactly where they all got it.
And I'm talking about every single motherfucking one of them. All they do is take my shit and reframe it and fucking put it out in a new slide deck or fucking some of them don't even reframe it.
They just fucking steal it. Yeah.
And they're going to look stupid as fuck. When I come back on Instagram with all my old receipts of the shit

I'm saying and I put it right next to their motherfucking videos of them saying the same shit

So they think they're getting away with it, but little do they know I've been planning on this

Remember I plan on things I think ahead and when I stepped away from doing entrepreneurial content five fucking years ago

There was a plan for that and y'all just walked right into it. So

Just gonna be real. They don't know what's coming bro.
That's right. They don't know what's coming, dude So it's gonna be a lot of embarrassing shit for people because they're literally take which by the way That's the point of me doing it the point of me doing it and so it spreads But don't you dare act like you fucking came up with this shit motherfucker I was the first person on the fucking internet saying any of this fucking shit okay and i'm the first person on the internet saying this other shit outside of maybe alex jones who's who's 20 years ahead okay so that's just the facts and fucking i got receipts all of them guys we do appreciate you those who do fucking Thank you guys.
That's why I ask people to share, bro. That's it.
Gotta share, man. Gotta share the show.
But yeah, man, we appreciate you. With that being said, let's get back to our cruising.
We got our second set of headlines. Let's go to the Supreme Court.
This is interesting. We got a Supreme Court.
They're hearing a bunch of things out.

And this, what they're having to hear out right now is it's absurd. Let's dive into it.
SCOTUS appears poised to side with Maryland parents over opt-outs for LGBTQ plus books. so they're having to fight this in the supreme court right now for parents to have the ability to not have their kids indoctrinated with homo sapien stuff.

let's dive into it uh supreme court uh appeared on tuesday to lean in favor of a group of religious parents who sued a mary board over its refusal to allow their K-5 children to opt out of LGBTQ plus curriculum. In 2022, Montgomery County Board of Education announced new quote unquote inclusivity books for K-5 students and took away parental notice and opt outs for storybooks that that discuss topics like gender transitions pride parades and preferred pronouns some of the reading materials include uh the pride puppy uncle bobby's wedding and born ready the true story of a boy named penelope these are these are some of the books here and um yeah, but yeah, it's interesting.
So in the petition,

parents ultimately asked the Supreme court to answer, do public school burden, do public schools burden parents, uh, religious exercise when they compel elementary school children to participate in instruction on gender and sexuality against the parents, religious convictions and without notice or opportunity to opt out. Quote, the school board does not dispute that under its theory, it could compel instruction using pornography and parents would have no rights, argued Eric Baxter, the Beckett Fund for Religious Liberty attorney representing the parents.
Quote, the First Amendment demands more. Parents, not school boards, should have the final say on such religious matters.

Now, to steal the show,

Kentaji Brown Jackson,

this lady,

Supreme Court Justice, Kentaji Brown Jackson,

you don't have to send your kid to that school.

That's what she had to say.

So this was the same justice that when she was getting confirmed, she couldn't define what the woman was. That's right.
Right? The same lady. Yeah.
And she's saying, if you don't want your kids to learn about, you know, homo sapiens and stuff, send them to a different school. Cause you know, she, she was able to send her school, her kids to private schools all their lives.
And she had that choice. You know, every parent has that.
i didn't know that oppressed people could do that right well how does an oppressed person send their kids to private school dude it's hard yeah it's hard that's a hard one um but let's listen to what this this lady had to say the parent can choose to put their kid elsewhere you don't have to send your kid to public school. I'm struggling to see how it burdens a parent's religious exercise if the school teaches something that the parent disagrees with.
You have a choice. You can homeschool them.
No, it's not that they disagree with it. You're using our funds to teach something that is not a normal behavior.

Okay.

You have created fake data.

You have created, and by the way, it's just very cloudy at best, to pretend as if this is normal shit.

This is not normal shit.

Okay.

This is not scientifically backed.

In fact, there's a lot of people out there and there's a lot of data out there also that you can look up that will argue that homosexuality is a fucking mental disorder or the result of abuse yeah okay so and i'm not saying look dude my personal views is i don't give a shit. I don't if you're an adult and you want to be homosexual or Whatever you are.
I don't care man. I don't fucking care, but at the end of the day It's not a religious thing.
It's a fucking it's a fucking Appropriate thing like what's appropriate. I don't think it's appropriate for young children to be learned when i was a kid

we weren't learning about sex when we were fucking three years old or four years old or five years old six years no and by the way it takes it takes away the development of certain parts of the personality through the inhibition of allowing people to figure things out and experience one of the best ways that you learn as a child is by touching the motherfucking stove right but if you're told like if you're told what to believe in the way things are that is grooming at that age so oh well your parents groom you yeah yeah you know what i guess they do they groom you with your beliefs and this and that and all the other things that's why there's a lot of kids that are totally fucked up but what they don't need is to be groomed at fucking school and everybody else's fucking tax dollars okay and if someone wants to be homosexual or like i'm not here to argue the data or science i'm saying there's a lot of different viewpoints and you know outside of religion there's probably a lot of people that just think it's wrong and they don't think that the tax dollars should be going to it i don't personally care like i think homosexuals uh gay lesbian i don't have a problem with it like do whatever the fuck you want bro i don't think the government should step in and say shit about it i think they should have all the rights the single people i don't stay out of the fucking people's business but like that's what they're not doing they're not staying out of people's business they're forcing a cultural um ideology onto children intentionally that leans to the progressive left for their benefit for uh you know katanji's benefit right people like that And so like, like, dude, oh, you could send your kids to other schools or you could just, I don't know, not teach them to suck dicks when they're fucking five years old. I think that sounds reasonable.
That's reasonable shit. Well, that's the piece that bothers me too, bro.
It's like, not everybody has that fucking, you know, ability to send their kids to schools that they want to send them to. Like, that's just reality for Americans.
And we could dive into that. Sure, we're financially oppressed and we have all these issues, but it's not the current reality.
You can't just uproot yourself or they're having a struggle to fucking pay bills. Who's going to homeschool them? You know what I'm saying? You can't call that a fucking choice.
Listen, she knows that. This lady's a fucking full-blown communist.
Yes. What's even worse with this dude, though, so one of the other justices, Justice Gorsuch, was going back and forth with the attorney for the school board, who's arguing- Look, this is no different than the fucking argument for the vaccine.
You have a choice. Yeah, right.
You could just quit your job. Yeah, you just not work you could you have a choice you could just not participate in society that's what she's saying just in a different way same thing that's the mentality of communist people like bro listen i think we need a full revolution i think we need a moral revolution like and what i mean by that is i think like i a checklist together, right? Do you think that books, sexual books, heterosexual books, homosexual books, sexual books should be read to fucking kids? I think people who agree and say yes, I think that their legacy and their gene pool should be terminated at that point.
Look, I. It's a more revolution.
Well, you know. I don't care what.
Do you think she's going to ever change her views? No, of course not. She's not.
She is not. Of course not.
Aligned with Americans' views. No, of course not.
She's aligned with all these fucking pink hair, blue hair, fucking ridiculous, crazy fuckers on the street.

And that's not representative of most of society. She has no business on the court.
No, but that's the other thing. Like, it's not that many.
We don't. It wouldn't be a lot of people.
It wouldn't be like, you know, six million or anything like that. I mean, you know, like five, but it wouldn't be that many.
You know, I don't know,'t know dude i know this the fact that these people believe that they can teach your kids without a parent's consent about gender ideology and homosexuality and sexual activity of any sort is insane it's insane okay the fact that there's laws out here that will actually in certain places in the country that will actually put parents in fucking jail if they don't allow their kids to transition or if they misgender their kids or any of this other that's insane that's insane shit it's wild okay then you cannot tell me that the community that those people represent and i know california is a different place i understand that but you can't tell me that people are okay with that i don't believe it no i don't believe it they're voting for yeah i don't believe it no no well even my most progressive friends okay and i do have, no. Well, even my most progressive friends.
Okay. And I do have some progressive friends.

All right.

Even my most progressive friends, they don't believe they're buying into communist ideology,

but they are, but they don't believe it because they don't understand the connection.

So they just say, Hey, you know, these people, what's wrong with, what's wrong with accepting

these people?

Well, we fucking just saw it for the last fucking four years. That's what's wrong.
Okay. And activity like this just creates more animosity towards LGBT community.
Okay. So, here's the bottom line.
Y'all are not going to force this shit on us it's not going to happen because if the courts start ruling this way all that's going to happen is fucking dads and and and that are not they're tired of this shit are going to find these people and fucking deal with them in real life that's what's going to happen mom's mom's will too i know bro i'm you. The courts are the last defense for these people.
And they need to be very careful about how hard they're pushing on the regular American. Like, bro, you guys all started with, oh, I just want to be left alone and I want to get married.
You got that. And, you know, you had the people who opposed that were saying, well, this is going to lead to that and this is going to lead to that.

And guess what?

They were right.

OK, so now we have legitimate normalization of pedophilia happening all across the world.

All right.

By these countries that are tied into the global globalist agenda and Europe, they argue for people who are under the age of

fucking eight years old to have sexual

consent with adults.

In Spain, they did that.

We played a video of it on the show.

If you continue

to push on parents like this,

and you continue to say that parents don't have

the rights, and you continue to take

their tax dollars and use them against them, it's only a matter of time before there's violence. And these people who are doing it, like this lady or anybody else who think they're above the fucking law, bro, they've forgotten that they have names and addresses.
And it's not going to fucking be long before men who do not want their kids indoctrinated by crazy fucking communists are going to realize that the only way to save their children is to fucking remove these people from society this is what's this has happened every fucking time that communists have gotten in control of anything and if we want to look if we want to look into one of the causes of what happened in World War II, I'm not saying the main cause, but if you want to look into one of them, one of them was this. It was the Weimar Republic.
It was the reaction to the Weimar Republic by normal citizens. They don't want their kids fucked with.
The Weimar white the vibran republic went even way further than this you had mom and daughter prostitution you had child prostitution in Berlin you had all this crazy shit happening this immoral shit and eventually what started happening was citizens started attacking these people in the streets okay like pulling them straight out of their fucking businesses and hanging them in the street. Every time communism has taken over and this progressive immorality has started to infect society, this is what has happened, okay? So this is going to happen here too.
These people believe that they are above the law or they are protected by some invisible force field.

Bro, there is no invisible force field to protect these people. There's fucking 350 million motherfucking Americans, half of which more than half of which.
Because they've lied about the data. OK, three quarters of which fucking hate this shit.
And like bro, these people are so high and mighty and so ignorant and so aloof that they don't even realize the danger they're stepping into by fucking with people's kids it's so crazy too because i want to show you this clip so this is the attorney arguing in favor of this shit right trying to protect the school board personally i think he needs to have this fucking uh hard drive check yeah that's is that his page? That's his picture up there.

So like the Supreme Court here,

is it not videotaped?

They're just audio recorded, right?

Is that him in the...

No, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

No, but this...

So this is the book.

You guys got to watch this on YouTube.

This is the book,

one of the books in question called Pride Puppy, right?

And so he's about to go...

You're about to hear an exchange

between him and Justice Gorsuch

over this particular book and the content of it. And listen to that, just listen to this shit.
So Pride Puppy was the book that was used for the pre-kindergarten curriculum. That's no longer in the curriculum.
That's the one where they are supposed to look for the leather and things and bondage, things like that. It's not bondage.
It's a woman and a leather. Sex worker, right? No.
No? That's not correct. No.
Gosh, I read it. It's a drag queen.
Drag queen and drag queen. Correct.
The leather that they're pointing to is a woman in a leather jacket. And one of the words is drag queen in the search.
And they're supposed to look for those. It is an option at the end of the book.
Correct. Yeah.
Okay. Well, first of all, did you hear his fucking voice? Right.

That motherfucker definitely needs his fucking hard drive check.

For sure.

It looks like he likes some bagels, too.

It's just observation.

You know what it looks like to me?

It looks like the product of fucking removing testosterone from the fucking male.

You remove testosterone from males for 25 years, and this is what the fuck you end up with.

Get gay frogs. Dude, real shit.
It's real. No, that's all real shit.
Real. You have estrogenic fat patterns on men, okay? Fat hips, fat legs, like a bigger woman would have.
You have fucking titties on men. The cankles.
You have, like, look, dude, what's a fat guy look like with high testosterone? He looks like he's got a belly, and's fucking still looks like a dude, but he's kind of like just fat, right? Yeah, like you and me when we're fat. I'm being real.
Okay, I'm not picking on you. When I was 300 fucking plus pounds, I mean, I was fat, but I didn't have big fat ass and hips and shit.
That comes from high estrogen levels and people's fucking and men. Okay.
So it's fat distribution. It's estrogenic fat pattern.
We see all that. That's what we see.
Go to fucking Walmart right now and look at men who are between the ages of 20, uh, between 30 and 40 that are overweight and look where they're carrying their fucking fat. Okay.
We've removed testosterone from fucking men. The average male right now that's 20 years old compared to the average male that was 20 years old in the year 2000, the average male that's 20 years old now has the testosterone of a 60-year-old man in the year 2000.
That's going to affect how you think. It's going to affect how your body reacts.
It's going to affect how your body reacts it's going to affect your emotions and it's going to affect your sexual being yeah right so like look i'm tired of it i think we all should have a problem with i dude everybody's tired of it you know i like look imagine her smiling in your face like this is the kind of person you ever talk someone who's like delivering some like like some sort of like bad news to you but they smile when they're doing it they're like dj now i know you understand that we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and teach your kids how to uh read these sexual books you're right you know and they fucking that's what she does all these fucking people do this

They all do it. They're they're they're elitist

They think they can say whatever the fuck they want. They think they have

They think dude, this is it's communism shit. They think they have control over your children

It might even be satanic shit. Honestly.
Yeah, like that's where it's starting across the line about evil

It's evil as fuck dude about I just can't imagine a man or a woman having kids and Allowing this shit. I fucking I can't relate to somebody like that.
No, no, not at all man guys jump in on this conversation Let us know down in the comments what you guys think of that being said let's get to our final headline Let's talk about some good Americans americans so it's probably good i don't have kids you know i'm saying yeah dude it makes me angry it makes me angry for people with kids yeah you know like i don't know anybody that's like been in that situation where they've had what about the other teachers what about the other teachers how about the good teachers that know the shit's but then look the other way? You're just as guilty as the ones doing it. It's the same thing.
Oh, I don't want to say that. I don't want to lose my job.
Bro, I've talked to teachers. We have teachers email in or fucking DM in all the time.
They're like, I'm a teacher. I'm fucking sick of it.
Well, then fucking do something about it, bro. Be sick of it.
Yeah, that's real, man. That's real.
Let's keep the crews cruising. We got one more topic, one more segment here at third and final headlines.
Let's talk about some good Americans, right? Some hope in this country coming from a place you at least suspect it. Hello.
Number three reads, thousands of members of the Amish community are helping to rebuild Western North Carolina and the national media is ignoring the story.

Shocking.

Weird.

Weird.

Let's dive into this.

Not shocking that the Amish would do that.

Yeah.

The Amish are some of the best fucking people ever.

In fact, I might become Amish.

I don't know if you can do that.

Yeah.

Can you, like, become one of them?

I don't think I can.

No, I don't think they, I think they, I think you could be black.

You think so?

Yeah.

I mean, I've been told I got an Amish beard. I mean, they know you're ready to work.
can't no i don't think they i think they i think you could be black i think so yeah i mean i've

been told i got an amish beard i mean they know you're ready to work what what are you laughing i'm just saying you're a hard worker yeah they know that i'm a hard worker yeah that's real let's go join bro let's go join bro those i think bro there mean nothing better bro than fucking you know no phones yeah no phones no bullshit you know good meals like some lemonade we'll do all i'd fucking work my ass off every day for a life like that i'm gonna drive the buggies bro i'm just saying look i've done all the rest of this shit man i've fucking lived the best i've lived at the highest level you could fucking live at i can tell you right now that would be better than that would be cool yeah that'd be cool we dude people don't have the perspective of how good life was before the internet and they don't understand it's very hard for people who were who grew up without it to accept the world now like it, it's just, it's not good. It's a lot worse, you know? Yeah, they don't have the respect of what it was like.
No. And that's the problem.
Yeah, let's talk about some Amish people, man. They're doing some good work, man.
Article reads, North Carolina is still reeling from the massive damage caused by Hurricane Helene last fall. While the cleanup and rebuilding has been slow and steady, there is still a ton of work to do.
One group that has stepped in to lend their tremendous building skills is the Amish community. There are currently thousands of Amish people, mainly from Pennsylvania, who are helping to rebuild in the western part of the state where the most damage is.
The national media has completely ignored this amazing contribution from the Amish. These people deserve praise for their help.
Let's check this out. We work mostly in Chimney Rock, some down in Batcave.
These volunteers are members of the Great Needs Trust, an Amish community in Pennsylvania, offering not just their skilled hands and their time, but their compassion as well. We wanted to help the people that had the disaster.

Yeah, our heart just felt drawn to come help.

Since the storm, more than 2,000 volunteers have stepped in to help rebuild.

And donations have poured in.

Kindness from strangers, helping their neighbors.

All of the building material that's going into rebuilding these stores has been donated up to this point. And it's just been a tremendous recovery story that is ongoing.
They are not just fixing buildings in Chimney Rock. They are rebuilding a sense of community.
One nail at a time. It's just inspiring to me to see how people can pull together and and work together and get something done it just fills my heart with joy just just watching people just get their life back again there's still plenty of work ahead but for chimney, recovery is clearly in motion.
you know what I'm saying? They'd be like, who are you? And I'd be like,

I'm the new guy.

They're like,

not anymore.

Jebediah,

that is such a good name.

You know,

there's like seven Jebediahs right there in the video.

Yeah,

that's true.

That's like one of the three names that they got.

I'm shipping off the lady calling the screw a nail.

Yeah,

I know.

It just shows you how out of touch.

Like,

think of those young ladies,

like literally hanging drywall,

and then you got this lady doing the voiceover who's totally useless.

You know what I'm saying?

All she does is she can't even make the report on the news right.

She goes and gets her nails done.

One nail at a time.

And next is sports.

No, like how many?

NBA touchdowns. bro oh what a what an ass clown do you ever watch basketball during the day like you ever seen a basketball game during the day and they always put that lady announcer on the fucking games during the day no you don't want to talk about joe is that a thing she's got it's a horrible voice you know they always put her on during the day because no one wants to listen to her in prime time it's fucking true it's fucking true bro yeah the the minute that fucking if i flip through and a basketball game comes on during the day and i hear her talk, I get an instant headache.

No, listen, I swear.

I don't know what it is.

I'm not.

I'm being dead serious.

I got to listen to this now.

And then I go and I have to take Excedrin like right away.

What's her name?

Doris Burke.

Oh, I got to find this.

Hold on.

This is important for context. Doris Burke.
Doris Burke. Oh, I gotta find this.
Hold on. This is important for context.

Doris Burke.

Doris Burke.

I'm probably gonna yell that for this one,

but it's the fucking truth.

Hey everybody, Doris Burke here in Las Vegas.

I am so psyched to be on the call for the debut.

Turn off.

Fuck. Oh, I do feel it.

I feel it.

Yep.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah, sorry.

I just had to verify.

I had to verify it.

Yeah, that's terrible.

Hopefully this doesn't hit me too hard.

But no, it's cool.

But the Amish are fucking awesome because there was like this other story. at this pictures this uh there was a fire like a couple of weeks ago um so they built that barn in one day uh it was eight days oh eight days days yeah seven seven i think they said like seven eight days yeah um the amish came in fucking completely redid it in like less than eight days bro i drove a car rally one time on gold rush rally which is an awesome event uh and we drove through amish pennsylvania um there's a town up there fuck i remember what it was it was like called like fornication or something yeah yeah dude it was like fornication no it was like called like fornication or something no yeah yeah dude it was like fornication no it was like uh intercourse that's what it was called it was called intercourse intercourse pennsylvania it's a real place intercourse intercourse pennsylvania yeah real place so that's where amish people are they're up there in intercourse I fucking swear Listen I'm trying to tell A motherfucking story I

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Real place. So that's where Amish people are.
They're up there in intercourse.

I fucking swear.

Listen, I'm trying to tell a motherfucking story.

I drove through intercourse in a fucking Lamborghini with fucking Jason.

Okay.

Okay.

And they had buggies and shit all over the road, like all over the road.

And all the Amish kids like fucking lined up to watch the cars go by. fucking loved it so the kids watched you and jason drive through in a course no there's like a hundred cars bro oh god yeah yeah yeah but they all pulled over bro they all loved like they and then we went to a restaurant and they were like all they were dude they're good people yeah no am are cool, bro.
They were all named Jebediah.

Yeah.

They were.

But, like, I don't care.

That makes it easy to understand because they all do kind of look alike.

They all got the same beard.

They got your beard.

All right.

If you shaved your mustache, you would have that beard right now.

You fucking wouldn't been the same beard.

You fit right in, bro.

We go tomorrow.

All right.

All right.

So you thought I was making that shit up on that fucking intercourse, didn't you?

What'd you say?

Jambalaya?

Jambalaya.

That'd be my name, Jambalaya.

Jambalaya. Oh, fuck, bro fuck that was good that was good though I'll give it to you props to these people dude we know they don't listen to the show because they don't like but I wish they did you think they listen to the show in secret kind of like how when we were kids the neighbors had a playboy that you looked at and shit chubbida are you listening to the real af again yeah yeah 20 lashings oh man what are minimum mennonites the same thing i i don't think they're the same thing but i think they're similar similar yeah oh but i think one of them doesn even use power tools i think it's the mennonites yeah i think it's the mennonites yeah well they're tremendous craftsmen yeah no they make some really really awesome shit bro i mean look i i think they figured it out dude you know they said a long time ago like hey we're not gonna do this we're not going in they figured it out before we figured it out just said no yeah yeah i don't have to play this game.
Well, they also have like the lowest cases of sickness, disease, any health issues. I mean, they're all right.
Yeah. Probably because they get outside.
They work hard. They have a purpose.
They get out in the sun. They eat real food.
They are not, you know, constantly mind poisoned. I mean.
Makes sense. Yeah.
Yeah. All right.
Well, shout out props to them, man. man if you guys do get this over your am radios appreciate you yeah and uh keep it a secret keep keep doing your things yeah i'm proud of you guys um i think i i am too i think that's awesome no it's fucking it's fucking awesome i mean they're doing more than the government's doing who isn't so with So with that being said, let's get to our final segment

of the show, guys. As always,

we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck.

This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about

it. It'll get one of those

two options. So that being said,

our Thumbs Up,

this is a good one. My Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck

headline reads,

Man treks

53 miles in bird costume to raise awareness about endangered species. OK, his name is Matt Travelian.
He's 46. Walk the distance dressed as his favorite bird, the Eurasian curlew, which is an endangered in the United Kingdom.
The DIY costume was three yards long and was made out of split bamboo, muslin, and polystyrene. The Farming and Protected Landscapes officer walked with his friends and family around the Knitterdale Way route in the Yorkshire Dales in support for conservation projects.

So Matt said,

the curlew is my favorite bird and I've been saddened as their numbers have

reduced massively around the UK.

Quote,

they have such a beautiful song.

It pulls at your hearts.

It was great to hear that whilst walking the awareness raising adventure.

So this is a picture of Matt here and the bird costume.

This is actually a good one. walking the awareness raising adventure.
So this is a picture of Matt here and the bird costume. It's actually pretty cool.
It's big. But Matt hopes his walk inspires people to get involved with local conservation and engage in nature responsibly.
He said, quote, it would be great if people were able to contact with nature by being careful when engaging and enjoying. If we were to lose the curlew, we would lose a rich part of our wildlife and British culture.
Yeah, so that was Matt. Now, apparently, there is an invasive species called the South American curlew that has been coming into Britain.

By a few different ways, these invasive species have been coming in by boats and buses.

Don't they got a Middle Eastern version of that?

Middle Eastern curlew?

There is a Nigerian.

Curlew?

And an African curlew Right

Yep that have been coming in

In swarms and droves

I mean how about raising

Awareness for that

Gotta protect the

British culture man

South American curlews They're done They done moving this is a picture of the actual bird yeah it looks like a british fucking bird well it does look like a british bird it does it looks like it has some fucking bullshit condescending accent that bird fucking thinks it's smarter than you for sure because he talks with an accent why is it that all british people think that they're smart because they have a fucking accent what is that just because you have an accent bro doesn't mean you're smart you know and they all try to talk like like real quiet and like sean connery ish i mean i get it you're using what, but it doesn't equate to intelligence. Well, not all British people have that accent.
Yeah, that's right. Well, did you see the fucking, did you see the comment that was made over there by the, I guess, the prime minister or whatever he's called, and he said, we thank Christians christians for their contribution to our country bro what are you talking about that fucking is the christian country you know what i'm saying like people went crazy over but not crazy enough to fix the problem yeah but i actually like london a lot and england a lot i think it's a great place oh it's fucking cool never been it's expensive so it's a great time to go it's cool yeah well and you'll never see it like i saw it

when i went it was actually like london it was actually cool yeah there was english people there um now no not not as much yeah but uh and you know that's what happens when you take away people's guns.

It's true.

I don't know, man.

A for effort?

Yeah, I, you know.

It does look like i'll be real i don't care i don't care your walk for 53 miles didn't make me care about that bird i think they should have a better strategy yeah like why don't you why don't you should get in the Red Bull contest where like they fucking fly. Yeah.
Like, why don't you...

You should get in the Red Bull contest where they fucking fly.

No, dude.

Why don't you open a sanctuary for those birds and let people come and see them?

Bro, I never really liked ducks until I had some.

Now I fucking love ducks.

Yeah, that's true.

Dude, I was going to go duck hunting with Brantley Gilbert and all the guys.

And then I got some ducks. And I'm like, they're like very intelligent little animals.

So now I can't do it.

I don't know.

Apparently there's still like 60,000 of these curlews there left.

Eurasian curlew getting taken away by all the other curlews coming.

Yeah, they're probably eating them. Remember when those Haitians were killing the ducks in Ohio? They're eating the ducks.
Yeah, they're eating the cats that kill it. That song, bro.
That's a good song. Yeah, man.
All right, man. Well, guys,

Andy, that was all right. Guys, be careful out there.
Not everybody's as smart

as they sound. Don't be a

hoe.

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Headshot, case closed