920. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Banishes Obama & Bush Portraits From Prime White House Spots, Israel Says It Killed An Al Jazeera Reporter & UFC Rights Go To Paramount In $7.7 Billion Deal

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Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold.

That's a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

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What's up?

What's going on, dude?

Nothing.

Dude, I had a wild, interesting weekend, man.

I had something happen to me, too.

Dude, it was crazy.

And really, it was really the last 24 hours have been crazy for me.

I narcanned a bitch and my AC went out at the house.

You narcaned her?

Where?

Downtown, bro.

Surprise.

Leaving IKEA.

So we're redoing my oldest daughter's room.

When was this?

Yesterday, bro.

Yesterday.

Did I talk to you yesterday?

Nah,

not like that.

No.

Oh, we talked about the show.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, we went to Ikea to grab some stuff because we're redoing my oldest daughter's room and leaving IKEA, Vanda Vinner Shodo down there, right?

Leaving IKEA, there was this car in the middle of the fucking road with the lady and like knocked out.

Okay.

And I saw it.

I was like, I passed her.

And like, I looked behind, and she had a baby on board sticker, right?

And so I'm like, dude, I immediately flipped.

I had the whole family with me.

We flipped around, walked up to her, bro, OD'd.

Was anybody else with her?

Her and her boyfriend, both OD'd.

Passed out in the car.

Yeah.

At a green light.

Fentanyl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did they wake up when you got it?

Yeah,

oh, yeah.

They say don't call the cops.

Oh, they got pissed.

Yeah, they drove off.

It's fine.

You know what I'm saying?

It's fine.

But, dude, it was wild, man.

And then got back home.

You fucking shot them with the Narcan.

They got pissed off.

Oh, they always fucked their high up.

It completely takes away their high.

Yeah.

And yeah, I told them, like, hey, you can't park here.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they fucking rolled off.

And, yeah, so that was fun.

And then got back house.

Did you tell them you gave them the fucking Narcan, or they know?

No, they knew.

They knew.

I mean, because she was like, they were like right there, bro.

Like, I'm like, 10 more minutes, they would have been fucking done.

You know what I'm saying?

They were snoring and shit.

And the craziest thing, man, is like the emergency service response in the city specifically, man.

Like, it's got to get better, bro.

Like, and this is not a knock on the first responders, got great people there, but like they're completely unmanned.

Like, they're they're they're so undermanned right now.

Like, I called 9-1-1.

He's like, dude, I got my kids and shit with me.

I'm not about to sit here and fucking van eventer and show though.

And so, why not?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, well, I called, tell the people.

What?

Why not?

No, man.

But I called, you know, I called 911.

Like, okay, yeah, we'll send somebody out there.

And I'm out there for like 10 minutes, bro.

And I'm like, finally, like, bro, okay, I'm about to just give her this Narcan, get out of here, bro.

It is what it is.

But

you gave her my Narcan, huh?

Yeah.

Out of my kit.

I'll give her more.

I got more.

We'll be fine.

DJ carries around Narcan in case I get too high on my fentanyl.

Yeah, that's what it is, man.

But it's just crazy, man.

Now my AC's out.

It's 82 degrees in my crib, man.

Oh, man.

Dude, you know, and like, big dudes, like, bro.

Oh, dude.

Nope.

There's nothing worse.

There's nothing worse.

Nothing worse.

You know, like my testicles is like sticking to my

thighs.

Nothing worse.

That's what makes it bad.

You can't get your balls clean.

No matter how much you clean them.

It's just not good.

No.

Just not good.

No.

It does make you feel like you got a big old ball.

It does.

Like, they're like, oh, knee.

You know what I'm saying?

in reality i was just curled up in fetal but yeah

i wish my balls would stop cooking my balls was hot about to make popcorn down there bro but uh oh man yeah yeah i didn't uh

what did i do i didn't do anything shocking

Sometimes it'd be like I smoked cones and cigars and walked around my property.

It's not bad.

Oh, it was fucking awesome.

No, that's awesome.

Why I bought it.

That's a good time.

Yeah.

It's a good time, man.

I didn't have to fucking see anybody.

Yeah.

Nobody.

It is nice.

It's nice.

It is nice.

Yeah.

All right.

But yeah, everything else was good, man.

Did they fix your AC yet?

No.

No.

What's wrong with it?

So it's basically the people who owned the house before me did a cheap fix and put some aftermarket shit in there that doesn't exist anymore.

So how much is it going to cost?

Bro, probably a bajillion dollars.

How much really is it going to cost?

Yeah, probably be like,

they said it's either going to be 80 bucks or like 1500.

okay it's going to be 1500 it's probably gonna be all right but see now remember you were trying to buy that big ass house yeah right right so dj was trying to buy a big boy house yeah all right and i got it i know no he you talked about it non-stop for six months

and i kept telling him like listen dude

you don't want that yeah ac breaks now imagine if you have four ac units and they broke

you see what i'm saying yeah no it's real man it's uh yeah.

And then everybody comes to your house and they give you a bid.

And, you know,

when you were at a little, when you were at a little normal house, the bid was, you know, $100, but now they come to your house and they're like, oh, it's $10,000.

He's got the special AC system.

That's right.

That's right.

And then you got to argue with them and be like, what do you think?

I'm a fucking idiot.

Because they think you are, because those people think everybody that's rich is stupid.

Yep.

Yep.

Here's a fucking, here's something for all you guys that do

anything that has to do with giving bids.

Rich people are rich for a fucking reason.

And it ain't because they don't know what the fuck's going on.

So just remember that when you think you're outsmarting them.

All right.

And by the way,

a lot of times they won't say anything.

They won't argue with you.

They'll just

won't call you back.

And then they'll tell everybody what you try to do.

That's a double-edged sword, right?

Because if you do push it back, oh, well, you know, you're being cheap, rich guy.

Like, you know, oh, that's how I got here.

Paid attention to my money.

That's right.

That's right.

Anyway.

Yeah, no, that's real, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's going on?

Well, guys, I got a little nostalgia here for you.

I figured this would, this, this first little intro topic would be close to.

Is it Pizza Hut?

No.

No, it's not Pizza Hut.

It's almost.

Yeah.

I mean, it's in the center.

So

you guys have maybe all seen, like, Pizza Hut has these

retro locations, a few of them.

Yeah.

that are like when you were a kid, you would go into Pizza Hut.

And anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro.

Yeah.

Like you would go in there, Joe, you know, you go in there, red cups, red and white checkered tablecloth, personal pan pizza, booket stickers, fucking flat table Pac-Man.

Like, it was all, it was, they were awesome.

Every Friday night you went to Pizza Hut.

It had a smell.

Anyway.

No, the smell was good, bro.

Good smell?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Bro.

Well, anyway, they got some of these pizza huts.

And I thought we should, for one of the day in the lives,

do like a road trip to one of these pizza huts.

To the old school.

So DJ could see what it was like because he didn't grow up in that era.

I'm down.

Bro.

I'm down.

Best thing ever.

As long as I can use the same interests as everybody else.

Well, you can.

They got a different water fountain, though.

Yeah.

Motherfucker ain't that long ago.

Well, no.

I mean, similar to the Pizza Hut, though,

there is something else that's a little nostalgic for you.

I'm sure

you'll relate to.

You got AOL.

AOL to discontinue dial-up internet service.

I didn't know that they still had it.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So the AOL, the company previously known formally as America Online, is discontinuing its dial-up internet service after 34 years.

The service will shutter on September 30th meaning the associated software the aol dialer software and aol shield browser which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections will be discontinued the web service provider said on this internet uh website um did you have you had i mean dude i feel like that's one of the things like everybody had

everyone yeah i mean yeah everybody because that was it yeah

Yeah, there was no high-speed internet, bro.

It was, you plugged into the phone line.

That's crazy.

Yeah, and you could hear it like like dialing up like it would go

and then you it would show up and then you would go looking for boobs

that's a fucking fact true story yes

oh and you can't call anyone while you're online yeah no one could interrupt your booby searches oh man yeah that's wild yeah man So Granny falls and fucking breaks a hip.

There's nothing you can do.

I'm looking at boobs.

Sorry, Granny.

You're going to have to call someone else.

So that's why the life alert thing came.

That's right.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Things are making fucking sense here.

Kick it up.

It's because little fucking grandsons strolling fucking boobies.

That's right.

Bro, that's funny.

Boobies used to be hard to see.

That's a big problem in the world right now.

They're too easy to see.

Right?

Like, it used to be like you had to, like...

yeah i mean but you had to like do work to see some boobs now you just go everywhere and see them and like nobody's motivated to get any better that's what's wrong with society it is i mean this is i'm not joking it's real dudes used to have to make money and then have to get jacked and then have to develop a personality all so we could see some boobies and uh once the boobies came you know to where you could just see them People stopped trying.

What am I working for?

And you got all these girls being like, why do all the men suck?

Well, mean, because they don't got to try hard for anything anymore.

Somebody said you have to find a friend whose dad had a mag stash.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, bro.

What's a mag stash?

Magazine stash.

Oh, the magazine stash.

We had a neighborhood

area where like everybody knew where they were.

Yeah.

No, there was a chicken coop, and it was in the rafters of the chicken coop.

I swear.

Secret location?

Yes.

Everybody knew where they were.

Under dad's bed was the pile of mags.

Hmm.

Yeah, see, all these guys know.

Like I says, boobs are so easily accessible that even the dudes are showing them off.

No shit, bro.

Yeah.

Dude, some of these dudes, because they don't got to try any harder, they got better titties than the girls.

Yeah.

Jeez, man.

What's that like?

Ah!

Yeah, man.

All right.

Well, yeah, AOL is out.

I wonder how many people are still using that, though.

Like, it can't be many.

It's probably a lot of old people.

Yeah.

They probably think.

Yeah, they're just just sending emails and shit.

Bro, they probably think the world's ending.

Like, what are they going to do?

Yeah.

That's crazy, man.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

I just saw that.

I thought that was interesting, man.

But yeah, let's get into our cruise, ladies and gentlemen.

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You guys can find them all linked there for you.

Bro, if they cut off the supply of boobs, men would get jacked, they would get rich, and the world would restore order.

If you made it hard to see boobs and legal to punch people in the fucking face when they get out of line,

the world would correct itself.

See, I'm in a belief, I feel like

online pornography should be illegal

personally.

Well, I mean, is that a statement that you're going to back up, or are you just going to be like a lefty and just say shit?

No, yeah, no, I mean, I think, I think, I think the, I mean, to your point, it's the accessibility issue issue that I have.

It's bad for society.

It's bad.

You know what I'm saying?

And I'm not knocking any of the girls that make money or whatever, bro.

Like, you got to work within the system that you're given to fucking do it.

For sure.

Listen, it's whatever it is, but I'm telling you this, it's bad for men.

It's probably really bad for women, too, in a different way.

They don't even realize it.

But it's bad for men.

Like,

it removes ambition.

Like, real talk, bro.

Every successful person, when they started off,

every

successful man, when they started off, whether they want to be an athlete or a fucking entrepreneur or whatever, and they all want the same shit.

Okay.

And this is when you start.

As you grow, your motivations will change because you mature sometimes.

But every dude wants the same.

They want money.

They want status.

They want cool shit.

And they want some boobies.

And bro, when you remove the motivation for that,

that's a big problem for the natural order of society.

You know what what I mean?

And we see women complain about it all the time.

They're like,

man, there's no good men anymore.

There's no good men.

There's no,

there is,

they're just not as many because a lot of the ones that would have become good men are now just sitting at home jerking off.

Right.

They're not out trying to make money because they can get by and they don't care about their appearance because they don't really got to leave the house.

And, you know, they don't really care if they got to attract a mate because they have unlimited supply in front of them.

You know, like it's,

I mean, dude, I think it's all the play.

I think it all fits into the play.

I mean, I know we're joking, but like, if you really think about it, the big picture puzzle piece of it is just another control mechanism.

It's another, it's another defanging of.

what would otherwise be a formidable opponent in the American male.

You know what I mean?

Like if you if you remove the drive, lower the testosterone through chemicals in the water and the air, which is fact.

Demonize masculinity,

which is fact.

Remove men's motivation to make money, become fit, you know, become sexually attractive.

If you do all of these things, what are you left with?

You're left with exactly what we're starting to see and see prevalently in society, which is, I mean, I was at the gas station yesterday, and I mean, dude, like I looked around and like every dude, and by the way, this is this was me 10 years ago, but I looked around, bro, and every fucking dude was fat as fuck,

everyone, and then every girl looked almost just like him.

You know what I mean?

And

it's

it's just it's destructive.

And

you have to, you have,

you have to create a situation

for control where there is as least amount of resistance possible and if you look at everything through that lens you can very clearly see why things are the way they are yeah yeah well and they also hit it from every angle like you said too it's like it's not just in one facet of life it bro it's every single fucking angle yeah of course every angle they're hitting you from all different

why do you think why do you think they make it so morally uh superior to be poor?

Right?

Like, I had a dude tell me this weekend who's a big,

I guess, you know, Jesus, a newfound Jesus person.

Oh, those are.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, like

there's people

who are,

you know, they have their PhD in theology, right?

They spent 20, 30 years of their life studying

God and religion and different religions.

And then, you know, people

find it for the first time.

And all of a sudden, they're an expert.

They know everything.

They know what's allowed.

They know what's not allowed.

They know all the rules.

And they're an expert.

And they're on social media talking about God 24-7.

And like,

there's just a lot of misleading information that comes out.

And I was told this weekend

in an off,

like in an off,

not in an insulting way, but in like, it was off-putting to me.

Somebody said, well, I see you're still chasing material stuff.

And I said, no, I caught all the material stuff.

Pokemon.

Yeah, he got fucking pissed.

But like, the point is, is like

they

weaponize every little angle that they can to make people feel that there is a noble superiority in being less.

And dude, that's all for control.

Yeah.

All of it.

Yeah.

Somebody said, I saw one of the comments, like, that's by design, bro.

Absolutely.

No shit.

Yeah, bro.

But, but, dude, it, it, you have, once you wake up and see it, it's just you can't unsee it.

It's everything.

Yeah.

We live in an entire environment that is not conducive for men to be men, to be successful, strong, fit, healthy, intelligent contributors to the family and to the society.

We live in an environment that is intentionally created to remove all of that so that it can be deferred to the elite and to the state, which is one step away from full-blown communism.

So

that's real, man.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think in the chat as well.

Chats roll in.

Just forget how fucking good those are.

I thought I heard an eagle scream fly by there.

Yeah.

That was a different bird.

That was a St.

Louis eagle.

Yeah, that was an African ceiling bird is what that was.

African what?

Ceiling bird.

Ceiling bird.

Yeah.

There we go.

Yeah, that's freedom right there.

I feel freer.

Yeah, there you go.

But yeah, guys, let's get it to our cruise, man.

Let's

get this moving with headline number one.

Got to go to

D.C.

Got some interesting things happening.

What?

Big Bad Orange Man is making some people mad.

Uh-oh.

Let's check this out.

Trump banishes Obama and Bush portraits from prime White House spots and dumps them in an obscure stairwell.

So, this

is pissing people off.

I don't really care.

It's not that big of a deal.

But, yeah, Donald Trump, he exiled the presidential portrait of his predecessor, Barack Obama, to a less prominent position, out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House every day.

The portraits of Trump, Trump's other recent predecessors, including former President George W.

Bush and his father, George H.W.

Bush, have also been removed from prominent areas of the White House, according to a report from CNN.

Yeah, so this came out.

Apparently, it's an area that's restricted to secret service,

the first family, and only a select few of White House staffers.

It's like some back stairwell emergency exit route or something like that.

But that's where he put

all of their portraits up.

I mean,

shouldn't they be like in a wood chipper?

They should be in a dungeon, to be real.

All of them.

Not just Barry's, but all of them, man.

But yeah, so, I mean, that kind of started this push coming out of the weekend.

But it moved to something a little bit more crazy.

Trump takes control of D.C.

police.

This is probably one of the biggest topics you guys are seeing right now moving around.

He deploys the National Guard in historic capital crime crackdown is what this is being

held at.

Let's dive into this a little bit.

President Trump announced a historic escalation of law enforcement in D.C.

on Monday, deploying the National Guard to patrol the streets and placing the city's police department under federal control.

Quote, we are going to clean it up real quick.

So he had this press conference.

I got this clip.

Let's check this clip real quick.

See what Orange Man had to say about this.

And worse,

this is Liberation Day in D.C.

and we're going to take our capital back.

We're taking it back.

Under the authorities vested in me as the President of the United States, I'm officially invoking Section 740 of the District of Columbia Home Rule Act.

You know what that is?

And placing the D.C.

Metropolitan Police Department under direct federal control, and you'll be meeting the people that will be directly involved with that.

Very good people, but they're tough

and they know what's happening and they've done it before.

Yeah, so you have that happening.

That's going on right now.

Now, a lot of people were upset about this.

Apparently, this is CNN reporting this, but the D.C.

mayor and police department weren't aware of Trump's plans.

That's coming out,

that they had no idea that this was going to happen, which I have a hard time believing, to be honest, because of just the logistics of having to handle that.

There's no way they didn't know or have a heads up.

But the D.C.

Attorney General Brian Schwab,

he released a statement slamming Trump's move.

He says, Quote, the administration's actions are unprecedented.

No, they're not.

They're not unprecedented.

There's other times in history where this happened.

Yeah, for sure.

A few times.

Yes.

Actually.

Unnecessary and unlawful.

There is no crime emergency in the District of Columbia.

Violent crime in D.C.

reached a historic 30-year low last year.

That's a lie.

You didn't report it.

And it's down another 26% so far this year.

We are considering all of our options and we'll do what's necessary to protect the rights and safety of district residents, he said.

And they're already out.

I mean, you know, the announcement came today, but there's already plenty of local, or I should say, federal law enforcement that are in the move.

This video has been circulating online.

Let's check this out.

This is inside of one of the hood areas of DC.

Check this.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Oh, they really hopping out.

That shit real.

They really coming to your trenches and jumping out and bagging your ass, bro.

They ain't all type of shit, boy.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God.

Now, of course, there's going to be some criticism.

Right?

Well, yeah, of course.

They have criticism of it.

Yeah, for sure.

Nancy Pelosi, she was one of the first people to open her

trap.

She said posted, or somebody posted this on Twitter for her from the Nancy Pelosi account saying, quote, Donald Trump delayed deploying the National Guard on January 6th when our capital was under violent attack and lives were at stake.

That's not real.

No, bro, this is real.

Now he's activating the D.C.

Guard to distract from his incompetent mishandling of tariffs, healthcare, education, and immigration, just to name a few blunders.

First of all,

that can't be real.

That's real.

Everybody knows what happened.

She's been getting hammered.

They've been posting the video of her in the car on January 6th.

Yeah, and also when she's walking into the fucking, and she's straight up saying that

she fucked up and it's her fault.

I accept the responsibility.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's been saying, I mean, all your norms.

Bro, these people do everything predicated on the idea that people people forget about things very shortly, and they do.

They do.

How many people do you have still pissed off about COVID?

There were crimes against fucking humanity.

And you got people that act like it didn't even happen.

You know what I'm saying?

And then you have people today saying, Look at Trump being a tyrant.

It's martial law.

What the fuck happened during COVID?

We couldn't even go outside.

You see what I'm saying?

Like, bro, people forget.

Anyway,

yeah, look, dude, I'm all about this.

Real talk.

Like,

we've been talking about this multiple times for many years on the show.

The cities need to be cleaned up.

The police need to be able to do their job.

Criminals should be afraid to commit crime, and they're not.

All right.

And a lot of people are criticizing this and saying,

well, this is the first step to authoritarianism.

They're going to use Planeteer, you know, to fucking

Palantir to, you know, do they're already using it, dumbass.

Okay, they're going to track us everywhere we go.

They already track you everywhere you go.

You got a fucking cell phone.

All your money's digital.

I'm not going to do digital currency.

Your currency right now is digital.

Like

all the shit that people say is going to happen has already happened.

So

that's the first thing.

The second thing is, I'm all about this, bro.

If this is done in a way responsibly where they come in, they clean it up, they get the fuck out, they let the police do the thing, that'd be amazing.

But that takes a lot of trust.

And this is where my criticism comes in.

Because this could also be the beginning of a permanent state of martial law.

I don't think it is, but it could be.

And it's something to watch out for.

You know, we're all cheering for it right now.

But is that a good idea to cheer for it?

You know what I'm saying?

Because

what happens next time there's an issue?

What happens the next time there's an issue?

So there's a lot of

very delicate things that need to be addressed here.

And

I would be careful to cheer for this, even though I do personally think it's necessary in certain places.

I think Chicago fucking needs it.

I think New York needs it.

I think LA needs it.

I think St.

Louis needs it.

And like, dude, we can't, you guys who don't live in these places, you really don't understand.

They go on TV and they say, there's no crime.

There's no crime.

It's no crime.

We have, DJ and I have covered multiple times that they're not reporting the crime or they're intentionally misassigning the crime to different races

and for us to have

a city

like dude if you live in these cities

you you pay taxes and by the way you pay a lot of taxes

you can't go downtown without being on your guard you can't take your wife to dinner without being on your guard sometimes you can't even do any of that

Here in St.

Louis, dude, you got to be real careful where the fuck you go.

And like, dude, for the amount of sh money that I pay, I don't think that should be the case.

And most people are not criminals.

Why, why should taxpaying, contributing members of society have to deal with any criminal shit?

Why is it tolerated at all?

It should not be tolerated at all in society.

A lot of people like to make fun of, you know, the Middle Eastern countries, but these motherfuckers got it figured out.

Okay.

Their punishment is so harsh.

that people don't fuck around.

And that's what needs to happen.

Right now, we have all kinds of people who are running around doing crazy ass shit because they've been allowed to.

Fuck in California, they could steal up to $1,000 worth of goods and you can't even prosecute them.

The fuck is prosecute?

I mean, dude, that's the biggest problem that I have with all of this.

And like seeing these, these, you know, because mainly it's people on the left that are like against this, obviously.

And they're all like, oh, no, you know, it's not needed.

This is not right.

You got Al sharpening in on this.

And my thing is like, okay, like, here's the thing.

There are problems, right?

And so you have somebody that's coming in saying, okay, well, here's a solution, right?

Oh, but we don't like that solution.

And so their solution is to just allow it to continue to fester and be the shithole that a lot of these cities are.

And that's the solution, you know, and like it's mind-boggling to me because

what we're going to see, you know, had had Trump not stepped in, and again, I mean, you can kind of see it from both sides.

Like, okay, maybe he should, maybe he shouldn't.

But at the end of the day, bro, a lot of innocent people are being affected.

A lot of of innocent people are dying, getting robbed, getting stabbed.

Homes are getting broken into.

Again, you can't drive down.

I mean, you got, even the homeless problem in a lot of these places are bad.

I couldn't, again, I'm driving down the freaking street and there's two people overdosed in the middle of traffic, bro.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

And so it's like, there's a lot of issues.

And you start peeling it back.

And it's like,

why wouldn't they want this?

Why wouldn't the leaders of DC or any of these cities,

why would they be opposed to this?

Oh, it's because they profit off the problems.

They don't want there to be solutions, man.

And it's like,

dude, it's sad to me.

I think every single person that would be against any, like anybody that's against it, they're not coming up with any actual solutions.

Well, they're just going to use it to paint Trump as a tyrant.

And they're going to say he's authoritarian.

He's a tyrant.

This is unprecedented.

Bro, Abraham Lincoln declared martial law.

People fucking loved it.

You know why?

Because they didn't have to deal with no shit.

See, the average people, the people who obey the laws, who do what they're supposed to do, those people aren't going to have any problems with this at all.

Listen, violent criminals got to be dealt with.

Well, that's the thing.

And quickly.

And I think that's my one critique with Trump handling this is like, bro, whatever the plan is, it needs to be put in and put in very, very quickly.

So that way the people do understand the benefits.

of his heavy hand having to come in involved in this.

Because at the end of the day, bro, DC Bower, Mayor Bower, Bowser, whatever her name is,

she wasn't going to fix this.

She wasn't going to fix it.

She had no intentions of fixing this because if she did, it would have been fixed.

But no, she instituted and was a

proponent of the cashless bail system.

Like, I mean, bro, there's so many problems, man.

It's just like,

it's unreal.

It's unreal.

Let's see what the chat's saying on this because I do have another little update here.

In a second, let's see.

Anybody lives in any of these areas that we've named off, by the way?

I would like to get your guys' opinions on this.

We got the live chat here

for those guys somebody said i live okay andrew mullikin says he lives by dc all right

yeah let's get andrew up here let's see what he has to say

andrew what you got bro dj can you hear me yep what's up guys

what's up dude how you guys doing yeah man Good, good.

Yeah, I grew up outside of DC in Northern Virginia, and D.C.

has some very very beautiful parts like most cities, but there's a lot of areas where you just, you don't go.

I mean, dude, what should we be doing with these people?

Like, what do you think?

So,

you remember when they brought back the baseball team, the Nationals?

Yeah.

They built the stadium in the worst part of the city.

So, what do you think happened?

They probably arrested people.

No, they all moved to the outlying areas.

So then it just kind of shifted over.

So it becomes a problem of,

you know, do we provide more opportunities so that people can bring themselves out?

No, no, we've been doing that.

It doesn't fucking work.

These people don't want to fucking do anything.

They want to live off our dollars.

They don't want to fucking work.

They don't want to contribute.

For whatever reason, we can say, oh, they were left behind by the system.

Doesn't fucking matter because now they're a disruption and they're harming and stepping on other people's rights.

So like, I feel that, bro.

I feel that argument.

I'm like, yeah, dude, what can we do?

We could put more tax dollars.

We could give better opportunities.

Those things only work for people that want them.

And unfortunately, we have a lot of people in this country that want to victimize themselves and they don't have any intention of pulling themselves or doing any effort forever for themselves.

Their whole intention is to bitch complain, pretend that they're here in this situation because of all these other people.

And that's why they got to do the crime.

And dude, it's just not true.

Like, we have to start judging people away from idealistic opinions or could be's or should be's or should have been or whatever and start dealing with what is.

And here's what it is.

We got a bunch of people who aren't afraid of the law, who don't give a fuck about other people.

And the last thing I want to do with those people is give them more shit.

Fucking lock them the fuck up, dude.

Cut off their hands.

Whatever do we got to do to get crime to stop.

Because

we, the rest of us, the 98% of people that do everything the right way, that's what we deserve.

We don't deserve to deal with this shit.

Our women don't deserve to be nervous going down in any part of the city by themselves.

Dude, that shouldn't be a thing.

It shouldn't be a thing.

It's so normal right now.

I know.

It's so normal.

All of this has been normalized in what's supposed to be the greatest country in the world, bro.

And it's not right.

It's not right.

Dude, Andrew, I feel you, bro.

Like,

that's the hard thing, bro.

It's like, you want to have a big heart for these people.

I get it.

I get it, man.

But, like, you have people that are, that, that are choosing not to contribute to society.

Well, see, I think we feel that way because we are a certain type of person, but though you have to remember, those people don't feel that way.

They don't.

I know that for a fact.

For a fact.

So.

Yeah, man.

All right.

Well, stay out of DC for right now.

I'm sure it's going to get hot there.

Oh, boy.

You guys have a good one.

Yeah, YouTube, bro.

Yeah, man.

It's crazy, man.

Yeah, guys, let us know down in the chat what you guys think.

Let us know in the comments.

Do have something else for you, though, Andy.

I was going to do this a whole segment, but you know,

what has Bill Gates been up to?

And I have something for old Bill right now.

And this is, this is, I mean, call it off topic.

I don't know.

But I saw this and I thought this was interesting.

Gates Foundation's New World First Contraceptive for African Women.

What it means for Africa.

This just came out.

This is crazy.

I don't know if you guys have seen this, but the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is launching a new affordable long-term contraceptive in Africa, starting with Kenya.

Contraceptives, including a hormonal IUD, effective for up to eight years, and a contraceptive patch aimed to address obstacles such as cost and accessibility.

Basically, they're trying to sterilize parts of Africa is essentially what it is.

And it's funny.

Do you know why?

Well, yeah, I mean, bro, he's a whole depopulation guy.

Yeah, but why do you think in Africa?

Oh, because they don't think they'll get any pushback.

They want the land.

They can experiment and take off.

Listen, it's the fucking largest piece of land.

that has yet to be developed in the entire world.

They want the fucking land.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what's funny when you Google search, and I did this, when you Google search about Bill Gates and his depopulation agenda stuff.

So the top three articles, I have the screenshot here.

No, Bill Gates does not plan to depopulate the earth.

Conspiracy chaos, coronavirus, Bill Gates.

Bill Gates has a warning about population growth

from the World Economic Forum.

Okay.

Yeah, this dude definitely wants to fucking get rid of people, but it makes sense.

Bro, did you see his, have you ever seen his daughter?

Uh-uh.

Bro, there was a clip about his, there was a clip with his daughter literally like talking shit

on people that are successful that drive like Ferraris and shit.

And she's like, she's like, yeah, she's like, you know, we, we, we call those people little dick people and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, yeah, bro.

And I was just thinking, I'm like, you know, that's pretty fucking funny for someone who's never had to work a day in their motherfucking life.

You don't have any idea what it fucking takes to even fucking be able to do that because your dad fucking, you know, came up with a very intelligent technology early, right?

Yeah.

Like, and she's just on there ripping off about like all the quote unquote, it's like, dude,

shut the fuck up.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Is that Christy Noam and her fucking...

Dude, I thought so for a second.

I don't know.

No, it says that.

That's the FBI agent.

She usually has the DHS stuff on.

But yeah.

No, man,

it'll be interesting to see what happens in D.C., though.

If this is going to be like a crime.

Don't commit crime.

You don't got to worry about it.

It's very simple, man.

It's very simple.

Dude, I just get tired of this justification for all of this stuff.

Like, what are we doing?

Why are we making excuses for these people?

Why are we saying, oh, well, you know, they just need more of this or more of that?

That's not true.

These people are fucking criminals, bro.

If you want civilized society, you have to deal with criminals effectively, especially violent ones.

Dude, you'll get more, in a lot of states, bro, you'll get more of a sentence for drug crime than you do for violence.

That's insane.

That's insane.

I saw some Trump's supposed to be legalizing marijuana on the federal level.

That also came out.

I don't know.

But yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments.

We got a few for you.

I got a few for you.

Let's go to Skip Hoffman first.

Skip Hoffman.

Uh, why do you guys spend 10 minutes jerking each other off?

Just getting to the topic because that's what it fucking takes, motherfucker.

It takes fucking 10 minutes.

Oh, sorry, I was jerking myself off.

Yeah,

it takes 10 minutes, asshole, when you're not a fucking two-pump chump.

That's right.

Yeah,

I wish we could get it done in 30 seconds, like you probably do.

Yeah, I wish, yeah,

fuck,

yeah, well,

fucking skip.

Yeah.

Yeah, sorry.

Sorry, we're not below average, man.

It's a lot of exercise, bro.

It's like a two-fister.

You get that sweat going.

Got to put deodorant on, take a shower, all kinds of shit, bro.

But that helps me, though.

That's why he sits next to me.

Yeah.

All right, Skip.

Somebody just put the heart emoji.

Easy chat.

Easy chat.

All right, we got another one.

That's Caitlin Marie.

She says,

if you are truly a fat kid at heart, Andy, and you have had a McChicken, you have had mayonnaise.

Nope, because I order it with no fucking nothing on it.

I order it plain: chicken and cheese.

I bet you do.

Yep, I do.

Just basic.

No chicken and cheese.

That's so dry, bro.

That's so dry.

I don't eat.

That's fucking good shit.

I feel like you have to try it.

You have to try mayonnaise.

All right.

And I have a recommendation on the best one.

Okay.

Duke's mayonnaise.

This is not an ad.

What's the next comment?

I'm just saying, dude.

I'm just saying.

All right.

Andy's are out here making you look bad, though.

I do know that because that's what this next comment is coming from.

It's coming from an Andy.

Andy Calland, 7335.

He said,

rate dildos like you did fries and ice cream.

No homo.

We kind of did that.

He also said in another comment separately, when are you going to rate dildos like you did ice cream and fries?

Get Amir back on the show.

Andy, I feel like he's he's trying to say something well i think he wants to know which dildos you buy

i'm sure they got star rankings on like amazon or something bro

just read the reviews bro

just read the reviews man somebody says he likes dicks

he wants to sit on one i mean that's the only thing i can come up with

yeah band handed over the sword

buttons yeah he already ordered that fucking uh what was that the rambone is the Rambone.

Get the Rambone, bro.

Somebody else said that.

He was already ordered.

Get the Rambone.

You'll never be constipated again.

When you're far, it just.

Yeah.

You won't have to worry about getting caught.

Yeah, man.

All right, Andy.

Easy there, bud.

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Headline number two.

It's got to go to the Middle East.

Got some stuff developing there.

This is, dude, I saw this and I laughed my ass off when I first saw this headline.

Not because it's funny, but because

it's funny.

Headline number two reads: Israel says it killed a hamas terrorist posing as an al Jazeer uh reporter and four others and targeted strike all right so

uh so a prominent al Jazeera let's let's let's translate this yeah

we killed an Al Jazeera reporter because they were telling the truth

yeah

that's what happened without even reading it i already know.

Bro.

All right.

Like, it's like, okay.

All right.

Let's go on.

Yeah.

I mean, fuck, man.

Yeah.

Well, like, come on, guys.

Come on, man.

You make it.

It's not good.

A prominent Al Jazeera journalist was killed in an airstrike along four of his colleagues as Israel's military accused him of posing as a reporter to run a Hamas terrorist cell.

Anas al-Sharif, a 28-year-old correspondent, was among those killed Sunday when the strikes hit a tent near Al Sharifa Hospital in eastern Gaza City.

Gaza officials in Al Jazeera confirmed it.

Quote, intelligence and documents from Gaza, including rosters, terrorist training lists, and salary records,

prove he was a Hamas operative integrated into Al Jazeera.

The IDF said a pressed badge isn't a shield for terrorism.

Before his death, Al-Sharif has denied ties to Hamas and had his network.

Now, they called the Al Jazeera called the airstrikes a targeted assassination and accused Israeli officials of incitement.

Calling Al-Sharif one of Gaza's bravest journalists, Al Jazeera blasted the attack as a desperate attempt to silence voices in anticipation of the occupation of Gaza.

So,

this is wild.

So, Al-Sharif,

the journalist, he had more than half a million followers on Twitter, and he had been posting on social media just minutes before the strike happened.

And

yeah, I mean, he's been a prominent opponent of all of the

wild stuff going on going over there.

This is an image of him

over there.

And like, dude, it is, at what point do we, like, who has those conversations?

Who starts those conversations?

Okay, like, all right.

Too much.

Too much.

dude listen they're out of control too much they're out of control listen they're out of fucking control okay and it's all it's all bullshit it's all bullshit i just feel like it's so easy just to say they anybody's a fucking threat that's what they're gonna say they say that about little kids yeah they say oh we killed we killed 50 000 fucking kids uh they're hamas yeah

that's right dude they're they're four

well they're gonna grow up and be hamas the same thing they were gonna be hamas yeah That's right.

Well, you killed, you know, a bunch of old people.

Hamas.

You killed all these people with no food and water and no...

They're fucking Hamas.

Like, everything's that.

Oh, you killed a reporter.

Ah, he's Hamas.

Like, I think you could just get away with killing people.

Just say Hamas.

Just say it.

It's Hamas.

Hamas.

Yeah, that's what Trump starts saying.

Dude, I got a perfect idea.

What if all the violent criminals here in the country?

Hamas.

They have to be.

What if we just called them Hamas?

They probably are.

Yeah.

If we just called them Hamas, Netanyahu would just kill them.

That's what I'm saying.

We win.

Yeah.

Same saying.

It's fine.

Yeah.

It's fine.

We got Hamas here, man.

Come here.

Yeah.

Hey, help us.

We got Hamas infestation here, man.

Hey, this is sad, man.

It's so fucked up, dude.

It's so fucked up.

And like, this was, like, I laughed when I saw this just because it's like, come on, man.

Like, nobody's believing that shit, bro.

Nobody.

You have a guy.

Well, nobody that's not on the fucking payroll.

Not on the payroll.

On the propaganda payroll.

That's real.

Which is another thing.

There's a lot of these influencers out here right now where I've seen them totally fucking switch around because all of a sudden, dude, you know, you know, like I've seen a number of influencers who've been very critical about Israel's,

you know, situation of what they're doing

who are suddenly, you know, pro-Israel.

Out of the blue.

It's weird.

People I know.

It's weird.

Yeah.

Very weird.

And they should not trust anybody, dude.

Dude, it's hard to, bro.

Like, how are you going to trust someone

if they're willing to flip their opinion for a couple bucks?

You know what I mean?

That's fucking not cool.

No.

No, dude.

And this is another thing, another conversation, though, like, real talk, because I feel like there has some implications here to America for sure.

But it's like, you know, they're targeting journalists over there that are reporting the facts, right?

And on the ground truths, if you will.

And then like here, bro, like there's been some, like, I feel like there's a steady push that's really going hard.

And I feel like in a couple of months, maybe even within the year, bro, like I'm very scared of our First Amendment here being targeted because of the whole anti-Semitism thing that people so easily, you know.

Well, look, bro, they've already showed that they're willing to pass speech laws for one.

segment of the population, which is insane.

Right.

That's insane.

Okay.

So you're going to pass anti-Semitism laws so that people can't point out what Israel's doing, but you're not going to pass anti-white hate laws when it's all over the media, all over the news, in every fucking movie, on every fucking commentary.

You don't say shit about that.

Not that I want them to, by the way.

Like, I don't, there shouldn't be laws about that, but there shouldn't be laws about anything.

And if there's a law about it, it probably means.

that there's some truth to it.

Why is it?

And they don't want people talking about it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I do.

They're already doing that, dude.

You don't think they're collecting data on anybody who criticizes Israel or says anything about Israel right now?

Dude, 100% they're going to do that because that'll be the second, the,

it's not First Amendment.

It'll be Second Amendment, too.

Because they won't, they'll say, oh, well, you know, you're guilty of this.

You're not allowed to have guns.

You know what I mean?

It's a very dangerous slope.

Yeah.

Slippery slope.

Yeah.

They can for sure go down.

Yeah.

Anybody who

proposes anti-Semitism speech laws is a fucking, they're the enemy of this country.

For real.

Yeah.

Because, and it's not because it's anti-Semitism.

It's because it's anti-anything.

It's against free speech, which is the fundamental foundation of our country.

Yeah.

The whole reason the First Amendment exists is so that we can criticize our government for when they're doing tyrannical shit.

And, you know,

when we can't do that,

the power goes to them 100%.

There's nothing we can do.

There shouldn't be any sort of restrictive speech like that.

The restrictive speech law should exist for things like

yelling fire in a crowded theater or something.

Yeah.

Right.

But outside of that, man, you know,

there shouldn't be any.

And if someone says some wild ass shit, then they should have to suffer the consequences of that shit.

Yeah, I think that's the biggest difference is that like, because I, again, I'm perfectly fine with this.

There will be consequences.

Yeah, there shouldn't be the federal government enforcing those consequences.

Well, no, they, they started with a social movement of cancel culture, but now that's blown up in their face.

It doesn't work anymore.

Well, and that was also pushed by the hands of our federal government.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, it's one of those things, man.

Like, yeah, no, you say what you want, and you can have consequences, but those consequences should be doled out by your fellow citizens, not by government.

That's just my, that's my, my place on it.

Yeah.

And dude, it's a very, very slippery slope when you start getting into this stuff.

And I don't like it.

I don't, I don't like it.

And I see it a fucking thousand miles away, bro.

yeah it's not good on the on the israel because they also came out and said something about you know uh in a new statement about taking over gaza completely yeah going in on foot yeah

and this is a debate that's going on chat i would love to to see what you guys have to say about this too but you know the whole you know i guess the biggest thing right now going is like okay what is the solution is it the two-state solution is it a one-state solution who has it what's it look like you know what i think it is what is it i think it's i don't give a fuck solution i think that's what it is i I think it's we got fucking 200,000 fucking homeless veterans in our country.

I think we have crime rates that are unacceptable.

We have all sorts of tyrannical shit happening in our government.

And I think that for us, for our attention to consistently be distracted and put over into the Middle East is ridiculous, period.

And I don't think a dollar should be sent anywhere.

I don't think people should be sent anywhere.

I don't think bombs should be sent anywhere.

I don't think we should have any involvement with anything until our shit is straight and our shit is not straight.

That's what I think.

Yeah.

So if

Israel is going to go around and, you know, fucking kill a bunch of people and do all this shit, then they should have to stand on their own two feet and deal with the consequences of that in that area.

That's my personal opinion.

And that goes for any country.

If

the natural order always takes care of itself.

And the reason that it doesn't in these certain situations in the world is because the United States of America has served as the quote-unquote big brother to a lot of these little

countries

with the idea that we're protecting them because they're little, because they're unequipped, because they don't have the people, because, because, because, because, because.

But in reality, what it's actually created is a situation where those little countries go around flicking everybody on the ear and kicking them in the balls, knowing they can do whatever they want because big brother United States send their fucking men to go die for this shit.

And that ain't right.

And it needs to stop.

And if all those countries knew that we weren't sending our people and we weren't sending our bombs and we weren't sending our money and we weren't doing any of this they wouldn't be acting so crazy because they would know there was be repercussions if israel didn't have the united states standing behind it the the muslim countries over there would have dealt with them a long time ago you know what i'm saying and

at the bare minimum if America wasn't standing behind Israel over there, don't you think they'd behave themselves a little bit better?

Don't you think the strategy would be a little different?

They'd be better named.

Don't you think they would say, hey, man, you know, we're kind of the new guys here.

Why don't we make these guys some cookies?

You know what I'm saying?

Why don't we be friends with these guys?

Why don't we create a union

of the Middle East of some sort where we all get along and we all work with each other?

See, that would be what would happen if they didn't have us.

But because they have an unreasonable amount of force behind them, it allows them to act and behave the way that they do.

And that creates more disruption in the world than we need.

Period.

No, why do they have so much support from the United States?

Well, I mean, that's clear.

Is it forced?

Is it forced?

It is forced.

That's why the fucking Epstein list isn't being talked about or forgotten.

Like, it's, dude, look.

Everybody knows what's going on.

They do.

I'm back.

My thing is, bro, if you're a country and you can't defend yourself on your own, if you can't handle your own stuff, you should.

You don't deserve to be a country.

That's my personal opinion.

That is how it's always been.

That's not your belief.

That's the truth.

That's how it's always been.

That's how it should be.

Yeah.

Okay.

And on top of that, dude, you know,

everybody's on Trump right now saying he needs to fucking release the list.

Y'all know what the list is.

Y'all know who's on it.

Everybody knows.

Okay.

second of all,

let's say he releases the list,

all right.

And let's say

the entire world says, because the entire world, the average group,

people don't have the ability to think critically when they get emotionally stirred.

They don't think, like, man, you know, there's five of these people doing all this shit.

We need to just cut the heads off of these five people, right?

They think,

oh, well, you know,

it's it's all of them and if this were to come out

and israel's fingerprints are all over it israel will cease to exist which will trigger the samson option they will send nukes out okay

so when we think about what he says when he says i don't want innocent people to get hurt

He's not just talking about the Jewish people.

He's talking about all people.

All right.

So I believe that all of that will be held into account.

I believe that it will all come to the surface.

And I believe that he intends to bring it to the surface.

But I also believe that he understands that there's a ton of collateral damage that should be worked to be avoided during that time.

And that's how running something works.

You don't just come up with an idea and walk out of the office where the idea was made and say, we do this right now.

Sometimes it's like, okay, we got to do this, this, this, then this, in order to set the table for that.

And how I'm reading this from the outside is exactly exactly what I'm saying now.

So,

and I know a lot of people get upset with that.

They say, you know, well, you're fucking supporting.

No, I'm just saying what I think it is.

I would have done it a lot differently, but also

I don't know all the things.

You know, like, how can you make a decision about what to do when you don't know the variables?

You don't have all the information.

Yeah, you can't.

It's all back.

It's all Monday morning quarterback bullshit.

And everybody at this point right now is very guilty of it.

And in my opinion, you know, I don't give a fuck what's going on there.

I don't care what's going on in Ukraine.

I don't fucking care.

Here's what I care about.

When I drive down into downtown St.

Louis and, you know, I'm worried about getting shot.

Okay.

When I drive, when I go to other cities and I see, you know, uh, you know, thousands of homeless people and then you find out that a lot of them are veterans and people who have sacrificed.

That's fucking wrong.

Okay.

The fact that we pay the taxes we do in this country and that money gets stolen through the USAID and refundeled into people's political programs and eventually pocketed and taken home, that's wrong.

That should be talked about way more than what's going on in fucking Israel or anywhere else.

And then everybody's like,

then you're not a true Christian.

You don't really stand with the Bible.

Yeah, bro, you were jerking off to fucking naked bitches this morning on the internet.

So don't fucking lecture me about fucking being a good Christian.

Fuck you.

I agree, man.

Yeah.

I agree.

Most fucking new Christians

targeting everybody, thinking they're better than everybody, but not even understanding that that's not even how Jesus lived, bro.

Jesus fucking lived with sinners.

He didn't live with people who judged everybody else, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

And it's weird to me how religion has become this thing because it's this new thing for a lot of people that all of a sudden they're like, like, bro, I know people.

I know people who are shitty fucking people who have all of a sudden found God.

and now they're they're preaching on Instagram about you should be doing this and you should be doing it's like bro do you not remember what the fuck you were like four months ago five months ago now now now look all good I'm glad you changed I'm glad you got your shit together I'm glad but you are in no position to be pointing the finger at anybody you know like

nobody is it's called being a human Every single fucking person out there has skeletons and done things wrong and struggles with things.

And it's just like, bro.

and still do dude yes it's just it's a whole bunch of hypocrite liars anyway y'all know that's real man that's real guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh let us know uh with that being said we got one more headline here a third and fourth bro it's like these people that fucking it's like these people that you know they they've been fucking fat their whole lives out of shape their whole lives Lose 15 pounds.

That's right.

They get in shape for the first time ever.

The first time ever, they get in somewhat decent shape.

And all of a sudden, they're a fucking coach and they're an expert.

They're an expert.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah.

I get it.

I get it.

And they still eat shitty on the weekends.

It's not even just that.

It's just like, bro,

it's like, you know, it's like you're into mountain bikes, bro.

It's like a dude starts riding mountain bikes and he's been doing it for three months.

All of a sudden, he's the fucking mountain bike guru.

Tell me what you should have on your bike.

And it's like, dude,

we in society suffer from this.

This, I don't know what the fuck it is.

Yeah.

But it's like, bro,

show me the fruit that you fucking bear before you start preaching to me about whatever it is.

And six months from being a shitbag to being Mr.

Preacher,

that ain't enough, bro.

Not enough time.

No.

Yeah, that's real, man.

Yeah.

That's real.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline.

Headline number three.

Let's talk about some business moves.

This one's shaking up the world right now, and it's close to home for you.

Headline number three reads: UFC rights go to Paramount in stunning $7.7 billion B with a B

deal.

Yeah.

Dude, this is crazy.

I like it.

Dana White is in on it, man.

Let's talk about it.

We got say goodbye to pay-per-view.

Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a landmark $7.7 billion

deal over the next seven years beginning in 2026.

The companies announced in a statement Monday in a move that will eliminate the pay-per-view model.

All of UFC's events will now be accessible with only a Paramount Plus subscription, and select numbered events will also air on CBS.

ESPN's UFC's current rights shareholder has been using a pay-per-view model, which

TKO Group president Mark Shapiro called a thing of the past.

ESPN and Disney owned UFC rights for the last five years while paying an average of $500 million per year.

The deal with Disney expires at the end of this year with the Skydance Paramount deal closing this past Thursday.

TKO Group, which owns the UFC and WWE, was able to come to an agreement rather quickly, according to CEO David Ellison, who spoke to the Financial Times.

Now, Paramount, this is the guy from, this is, isn't that Taylor Sheridan involved in that too?

Doesn't he own some of Paramount?

I'm not sure.

The guy from Yellowstone, you know what I'm talking about?

Can we fact-check that?

This is

a wild deal, man.

What's crazy is, if you do the math, they just went from $500 million a year to a billion a year, which means their next deal will probably be $2 to $4 four billion a year.

Yeah.

Taylor Sheridan does not own Paramount.

Okay.

He's a creator, director, writer, and executive producer, but doesn't own anything.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Okay.

I like his plane.

Yeah, his plane was sweet.

Yeah.

Plane was pretty sweet.

We got to fly on his plane.

His coolers and stuff.

It was cool.

It was pretty cool.

The 4.6's coolers.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

It was pretty cool.

It was pretty cool.

Felt like I was flying to Yellowstone.

Yeah, man.

But yeah, I mean, what we got on this, dude?

I mean, it's fucking amazing, bro.

Like, look, dude,

look, Dana White,

all right, he's my business partner.

He's my friend.

Aside from that, aside from where I, before I ever knew who the fuck he was,

one of the greatest entrepreneurs that exists in our time, all right.

He's just a normal dude.

He's got one of the greatest entrepreneurship stories fucking ever.

The guys built.

this amazing entertainment company, which is, fuck, if not more popular, as popular as any other sport.

Oh, with this dude, it's definitely going to be.

Yeah, he's probably the most connected human being on the planet.

Everybody fucking loves him.

And you know why?

You know why?

Because he's fucking nice to everybody, dude.

Like people don't see the behind the scenes of this dude.

Like,

dude, he walks up to everybody he doesn't know in the room and says, hey, how you doing?

I'm Dana White as if nobody knows.

It's like, yeah, we know, motherfucker.

You know, like, like, But like, he just treats people with respect and he's always complimentary and he's always fucking good to people.

And it's cool to see.

And then he doesn't take any shit.

Like, dude, dude,

what's so weird?

And I told him this, and it's going to sound,

it's going to sound a little goofy, but I don't give a fuck.

He's 10 years older than me.

Like.

I've looked up to the dude in terms of how he runs his business for years and years and years, bro.

And

the way he handles himself, the way he doesn't take any shit, the way like he dude he's just

i just love fucking everything that he represents bro and to see him get this kind of deal done i mean it doesn't surprise me but it's fucking awesome man dude and it's it's interesting because i just like seeing people fucking win and i like i like seeing people

who are cool yeah and who are are good dudes and who like are also regular you know what i'm saying win yeah yeah that's real it's funny because i thought this like

it's full circle now but like i remember seeing like, when they did the Netflix thing, you know what I'm saying?

They did, they went live on the Netflix, um, showing the UFC fights.

I was wondering, like, man, why

makes sense.

Yeah, makes sense.

They were just testing out, right?

You know what I'm saying?

Netflix.

I don't think I'm glad Netflix wasn't the move because they didn't do that well on it.

But

this is cool, bro.

This is cool.

And like, you know, I remember the pay-per-view thing being big years and years ago, decades ago.

It did seem like kind of like an out-of-date thing to do.

And I'm like, brother, going up the times.

It changed me.

it's not just that bro you're moving into an area where you're gonna reach

you know like okay pay-per-view

yes a lot of people watch usc there's a billion fans of usc worldwide okay

a billion that's one eighth of the planet think about that that's crazy i know dude that's crazy so

so

If you take this event that has been, how much is it, 80 bucks?

Yeah, 80 bucks for the last, I don't know, however many years.

And you remove the paywall, and now everybody can fucking see it pretty much.

Now, Paramount might fuck this up because they might increase their subscription rate.

But if they don't, what it's going to do is create so much more exposure for UFC that the dollars that they generate off of their ads are going to be exponentially higher.

So the viewership's going to go up.

The fan base is going to go up.

The ability for them to drive revenue through ads is going to go up.

And

all of those things together, aside from the seven billion, seven, eight billion dollars of the deal, are going to be where the fucking juice is on the deal.

So, and I've seen a lot of people, you know, they criticize and say, oh, the fighters don't make enough money and shit.

Look, there are fighters that make a lot of money.

They all understand the same thing.

The fighters that make a lot of money understand they got to be great at fighting and they also got to be entertaining.

Good in and out the ring they they got to be they got to be

good at fighting and they got to be great at entertaining and we have a lot of great fighters who aren't great at entertaining they don't make that much money and they people will say oh they will won all these fights they should be no you're only fulfilling half of the deal If other people like Conor McGregor have gotten rich as fuck off the sport, maybe you should take a slice of his recipe and say, I should be a character.

People root for polarizing characters.

They either hate them or they fucking love them.

And if you are a polarizing athlete, you get paid more money.

You know why you get paid more money?

Because more people watch.

It doesn't matter if they fucking hate you.

It matters that they watch you.

And this is why people, this is like a lot of these athletes fuck themselves because they think like this.

I'm not that kind of guy.

I'm quiet.

I'm reserved.

It's not my thing.

I just like to keep.

Well, then you're not going to get paid as much, bro.

I'm just sorry.

You're not.

Play the game, bro.

Yeah.

It's part of the game.

You got to play the game.

Listen, nobody in the WWE that isn't good at talking shit makes money.

Okay.

The rock didn't become the rock because he fucking kept to himself and said, oh, I'm just this humble man.

No.

And I believe the rock is humble in real life.

But he still plays.

But he plays the fucking cocky character, which people love.

I smell what he was cooking.

That's right.

And dude, these fighters have to go to fucking brand and marketing marketing school.

That's it.

Yeah.

So just as much time as they put into their skill of fighting, they should be putting that into their brand.

And, you know, if I was them, I'd be like, if I was them, I'd go to Conor McGregor.

I'd say, teach me.

Make me into a character.

Yeah.

How do I?

Who the fuck am I?

Yeah, do I tie it up on the.

Right.

Like, bro, all they got to do is go back over the last 30 fucking.

I mean, dude, it's the same group as WWE.

Go back through the WWE roster and pick a fucking character.

Pick one.

Roddy Roddy Piper.

Start coming out with your bagpipes and a fucking thing.

And, you know, like

Patty the Batty.

Yeah.

Like, bro, like, come out with the fucking eight dudes playing the bagpipes and your fucking skirt and shit and kick everybody's ass.

You're going to pay more money.

What's his face makes a bunch of money?

The dude with the pink afro.

Sean O'Malley.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, these dudes make money because they're characters, bro.

So, like, you know, to people that are going to say that, I would say back, it's on the fighter to be the product.

And if you're not a demanded product, then you can't make as much money.

No, no, that's real, man.

And I think, too, like, is, I mean, yeah, like, I've seen the criticism of that, but like, I also feel too, like, everybody that's given criticism, like, they have not seen the kind.

They don't know the ins and outs of the film.

Not only that dudes.

They don't know what's coming for these fighters.

They don't know.

There's a.

There's.

For every dude in that fucking ring, there's 50 other dudes that are just as good, didn't make it.

So it's not like like there's a fucking supply problem of athletes.

Like when you go to, when you go to the NFL, bro, there's only so many receivers that can run a fucking 4-2.

You know what I mean?

Like you're getting a spot.

You can run a 4-2.

Now, people are going to get upset when I say this, but everybody can fight.

Every man can fight.

Now, they might suck at fighting.

They might get their asses beat.

And most people would.

Right?

Oh, yeah.

But it's something

that one man can do and another man can do.

And you could take a guy from the UFC and you could take a guy that doesn't fight and they can fight.

Not everybody can run a 4-2.

Okay.

So what I'm saying is there's a lot more men who have trained and become great.

And

the supply of great fighters is huge.

But the supply of great fighters who are also great brand and characters is very small.

In fact, I'm just going to start this agency.

Come sign with me, motherfucker.

I'll negotiate your deals.

I got an in, you know what I'm saying?

And

I'll teach you how to be a character.

Yeah.

That's all that's needed, in my opinion, bro.

It is.

Well, and all these

agents are fucking dorks too, bro.

Like, they don't know shit.

Like, dude, we deal with agents all the time.

And no offense, but like, most of them are terrible.

They're just jockeying the nuts of someone who's already going to do it anyway.

And then they take these people who don't know any business and don't have any acumen and they convince them that they have to have you to be successful.

And it's like, bro,

there's a lot of taking advantage of these athletes.

If they want to get paid for real, you got to become a fucking character.

It's real, man.

Remember when I told you to cut your fucking hair?

Yeah, you did.

Why did I tell you?

You said because bald and bearded it is in.

No, that's not what I said.

You said I was going to look real good.

No, that's not what I said.

I said, you look like a fucking dork.

And

I said, if you're going to be on the show, you got to have a look.

Got to have a look.

And you can't just look like you got a fucking pube patch fucking growing on top of your head.

It didn't look like a pube.

It looked

handy.

We got a picture.

We got a picture of hair.

We could throw up on the fucking show.

We don't have a picture.

Yeah.

We don't have a picture.

Anyway, I look now, though.

What are people saying here?

Long hair is in for guys.

Bring multiple.

They're going to come out with dildos duct tape to their hands.

What?

Where do you see that at?

What What kind of fight is that?

I don't know.

Ah,

coctopus.

I like the reflection.

Okay, that's what I would be for Halloween.

Get Pauli out of here.

Paulie, you're out.

That's all right.

He's saying I have a reflection on my head.

What?

He's saying my head's reflection.

I couldn't hear you.

I was looking at myself.

I sent a photo in there in the chat.

No, you didn't.

I just sent it.

It's over there.

I see the photo.

Click on it.

I can't see because I got Bosnia in the way.

Click on that photo.

Click to open.

I'm not fucking putting this on the stream.

There's no fucking chance.

What is it?

It's on Instagram anyway.

Yeah.

See?

That ain't a look.

That's a look nobody remembers.

Oh, man.

Get him out of here.

Get him out of here.

The last thing a Big Mac sees.

Oh, it's funny.

That's so funny, Sean.

Oh, you're so funny.

James Harding.

So funny, funny.

Looks like James Harden.

James Harden?

Basketball player?

No.

James Harden.

James Harden looks cool.

What are you trying to, bro?

What is it?

I feel like you're doing a lot of shit right now.

Like, talk talk to me, bro.

What's up, man?

Nothing, man.

Start show on time next time.

All right, let's move on.

What are we on?

Topic three?

Nope.

Thumbs up now, man.

That was what was topic three?

That was Tana?

Yep.

Yeah.

I mean, look, bro,

I think winning like that is inspiring as fuck to me.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, bro, they started with making like home videotapes.

You know what I'm saying?

And then

they bought it for 2 million bucks in 2001.

That wasn't even that long ago.

And it's now almost, if not, I feel like it will be this, bro.

Like, it's going to be the most watched fucking.

It's the gladiators of modern times, dude.

Yeah.

Like, it's, it's awesome.

Yeah.

I don't even know shit about UFC.

I still fucking love watching it.

Oh, yeah.

Bro, you don't have to know anything.

Oh, see, I'm an armchair quarterback, though.

Yeah, I know.

I wouldn't have got knocked out.

Yeah.

Everybody is.

That's the whole point.

That's the beauty of it.

Like, everybody can be like, oh, yeah, I would have done this or that.

You know?

You could take a woman who's never fucking ever, ever, ever watched a UFC fight to a fight, and they're going to be like, fuck, that was awesome.

It's just awesome.

Everybody, bro.

We got to go to one, bro.

We got to go to one live.

We got to go to a fight.

You know a guy.

Yeah.

We got to go there.

Anyway, yeah, that's what I was asking about earlier, about the travel.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

all right.

All right, Andy.

All right.

Yeah.

Well, guys, let's know down in the comments what you guys think about the deal.

Uh, let us know.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

Uh, this is where we bring a topic in, we talk about it, we vote on it.

It gets one of these two options.

Uh, so with that being said, um, Andy, have you uh, you have you done a lot of digging in your life,

digging holes?

holes?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

One time I dug a hole and I hit Sal in the head with a garden hoe.

Damn.

We were digging for gold.

Were you?

Yeah.

I dig for gold in other ways.

We were digging for gold in the backyard.

I was digging with a claw hammer

and he was hitting the...

He was using a garden hoe.

And

no, I was using the garden hoe.

He was using the hammer.

And like he went down in the hole.

Like he stuck his face down there and I was like mid-swing.

Oh, fuck.

Cracked him in the head.

Yep.

That's so sad.

That's what's wrong with him.

It's funny because the reason you brought it up is Jim talked to me a few days ago.

He made a whole drawing of you guys doing

that.

And he sent it to me.

I still have that.

Let's see it.

I should send it over here.

You put it in the chat?

Yeah, I'll put it in the chat.

I think

he's going full-blown senile.

He's starting to draw pictures and shit.

Yeah.

I will bring this up here in one second.

Okay, should be in there.

Let's see.

So, this is a

James Master drawing.

Click to download and then click to open.

All right, let's see.

It's not downloading?

I don't know.

Just text him.

Oh, we got it.

Oh, it flagged him as a potential security issue.

That's probably right.

I swear to God, you popped up.

I had to approve the download, man.

That's what it was.

We'll click it.

Let's see what it is.

Jesus Christ.

It's pretty detailed.

Yeah.

Why this company is here?

Ambition and working together.

Sal and Andrew games seven years.

This is an actual occurrence in Sal plus Andrew's life.

It was a big deal.

He drew blood.

Now

you can say the dialogues.

Let's dig for gold, Sal.

Go down and see if we have any.

Okay, I'll look.

Oh, shit.

I hit Sal in the head with the shovel.

Whoa, no gold.

I'm bleeding.

Hospital.

Jeez, man.

Then he sighs it like down at the bottom left corner.

Jesus.

Big jib.

Jeez, man.

When did he you draw that?

What's the date on there?

9-9-2020.

Yeah, 9-9-2020.

So I have had that for like five years.

That's accurate.

That's awesome.

Yep.

That's awesome.

Well, digging.

That's some scene ass shit right there, bro.

Hey, man, whatever it takes, you know?

But yeah, talking about digging, okay?

What if you were digging and you unearth

two 1,000-year-old bodies?

Yeah, that just happened.

Utility crews unearthed two 1,000-year-old tombs beneath city streets in a single day.

Feels so exciting.

Let's dive in this a little bit.

Utility workers unearthed two pre-Incan tombs during a routine day-on-the-job in Peru, one of many archaeological discoveries in the country this year.

The workers employed by the energy company

Calda

found the burials in Lima.

Lima.

Lima.

Just recently.

Employees have been digging trenches in the city as part of an ongoing underground gas network project.

Both tombs belonged to the pre-Incan Chanca culture, which existed in Peru from 1000 to 1470 AD.

The Inca Empire spanned from roughly 1400 to 1533 AD, with Spanish colonization beginning soon after.

The tombs,

the two tombs, were remarkably different.

One was empty while the other held a 1,000-year-old skeleton.

Images show

workers working to remove

the remains.

But yeah, it's crazy.

Look at these pictures, bro.

This is wild.

So that was the two tombs there.

Okay.

And then

you go in.

And there's like, dude, there's a whole body just.

Holy shit.

He's got like armor on.

Yeah, bro.

Damn.

like that's crazy

bro i've been thinking about that thing that you asked me about the cemetery about the cemetery i cannot stop thinking about bro it

it's a real thing we covered it on the show yeah we did it's a real thing though man there were where are all the new cemeteries where are they where are they putting the bodies where are they putting the bodies

It ain't like more people are just choosing cremation, bro.

Listen,

it's a real problem.

It's a real problem.

That and uncircumcised dildos.

Like, explain it.

Explain it.

I can't.

Not both at the same time, but, like,

you know?

I'm just saying, bro, imagine digging that shit, bro, and you fucking run into that, bro.

I'd shit my pants in the hole.

They got like some pots in there.

You can probably wear some pots.

Poop in the pot.

That's right.

Yeah, it does look like he has some armor or some shit on, bro.

Like, bro, that would terrify me.

I think it's badass.

I'd choose a different job.

Well, I mean, let's be real.

You don't really like working anyway.

That's true.

That's true.

They said that, like, they were found, like, he, like, this skeleton, he was, like, sitting, though.

Like, it was, it's on one of the pots.

Yeah, probably.

He was probably taking, bro.

That'd be good.

He was probably taking his shit, and he blew a fucking gasket.

He shit his brains out.

Yeah.

And they buried him.

You know what I'm saying?

He blew a fucking, he blew one of those support vessels up there in his brain, man.

What's around his right shoulder?

It looks like armor, yeah.

No, I mean, the long pipe sort of thing is there spikes.

That's his fucking weapon.

Weapon looks like a weapon.

That's his weapons on his back.

It's like in a it's what do they call that?

A quiver?

What do they call the arrow holder?

Yeah, quiver.

Yeah.

How did I know that?

Yeah.

I mean, we know you don't know what quiver means.

I don't get it.

Yeah.

You wouldn't.

I don't get it.

Yeah, man.

I don't know.

Yeah, I think I'd be choosing a different job.

To be real.

All right.

I say thumbs up.

Thumbs up today.

That's cool.

I want to know where the rest of the bodies are, though.

Like, are they eating them?

100% of the chat is saying leave it alone and go around your life.

Don't touch it.

Don't do anything.

That's 100% of the chat right now.

Probably died waiting for his old lady to get ready.

So that problem is prehistoric.

Oh, man.

Shit, dude.

That's fucking joke of the day, right there, man.

Frank.

Send that motherfucker a trophy, whoever that fucking is.

That's a good one.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Starts an uncircumcised guy.

Glad it just isn't me.

No, dude, it's not you.

Yeah, man.

All right.

Well, thumbs up to this.

Yeah.

Died waiting for his old lady.

Oh, man.

That's so good.

That's a good problem before time.

Fuck yeah.

That's good.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Is that a problem in India?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Yeah.

Probably double.

Double the time.

Double got to wait like for like three of them to get ready, right?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

Go around the house.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

No.

I got jokes I can make, but I'm just going to be nice and be nice today.

Yo, man.

All right.

Well, thumbs up to that, man.

Guys,

Andy, chat.

That's all I have.

Yep.

All right, guys.

Uh, we'll see you later this week.

Don't forget to pay the fee.

Don't be a hoe.

Shout out to Shout.

Yeah.

Ripper's sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold.

That's a no.

Headshot, case cloak, close.