914. Andy, Amir Odom & DJ CTI: Andrew Bailey Secures Felony Indictment Against Sam Page, Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Ad & Elon Musk Hints At Merger With Apple

Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got a own bank rope.

Can't fold.

Dust up no.

Headshot case close.

Close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

This is the show for the realist.

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today,

we have Andy and DJ Cruise The motherfucking internet.

And we got Amir Odom.

Hey, Amir.

What's up?

What's up, dude?

How are y'all?

Good.

How long has it been since you've been on the show?

Two years.

Really?

Been two years.

It's been two years.

Been two years.

And you want to know something crazy, a crazy story about two years ago?

What?

You never really know what someone's going through because two years ago,

less than a week before I did the show, was like the darkest moment of my life, pretty much.

Because a few weeks ago, less than a week after that.

Well, essentially.

damn it

essentially i had just left my corporate job of eight years to join my friend at a startup company worked there for about a month and then i'm driving up from 38 back to nashville and he calls me and i'm like what's up bro how you doing he's like hey i want to let you know shutting down the company we don't have any money and your last check was two weeks ago oh oh man and i was like what and went from making like eight to ten to zero just like that overnight then like two days later i'm in here and then i leave here and i go start door dashing but it was really motivating being in here in that time because in that time of when shit hits the fan, you can easily go into fight or flight mode.

Yeah.

You can either flight and like just do nothing with your life.

You can retreat.

You can be sad or you can just fight against whatever's happening to you and go after it.

And being in a space like this, I mean, shit, that that other building was just dirt.

Was it?

It was, yeah.

Yeah, it was just dirt.

And now there's people in it.

Yeah.

And the last time I was sitting here unemployed, like in my brain figuring out what the fuck am I about to do?

And And then now I have employees.

Yeah.

And I have over 650,000 subs on YouTube.

Bro.

And it's just crazy how much life can change in two years at that, at the age of 29.

Just now living my dream life.

And this is great.

A lot has changed since the last time I was here.

That's no accident, though.

No.

Like,

first of all, you're a fucking great guy.

And like we said last time, you have amazing.

perspectives and you share them in an amazing way.

Thank you.

You still like the D, right?

Oh, it does.

Yeah, all right,

I mean, we asked that at the beginning of last show, right?

I mean, you got that going for you.

I've tried the kitty cat three times, and that shit

flag on the play.

I'm out.

That shit is nasty, but you do you.

So, dude, but real talk, real talk

to you, try to give a fucking motivational talk.

Look, man, here's the truth.

And jokes aside, all right,

most people fold then.

Yeah.

Most people fold.

And people who win, they let that pressure push them into immediate action, dude.

And,

you know,

in those times, man, that's when we find out what we're really about.

Yeah.

You know?

You have to.

I had no choice.

And I've been through a lot.

We've talked about it previously before.

I've been, I've seen the car get, you know, repoed, been homeless, been sent to conversion therapy, the whole, all the nine.

Yeah.

And in that time, it's like they said conversion therapy to make you straight?

Yeah.

Are you fucking serious?

What was that like?

It was annoying.

So basically.

That's fucking weird.

Basically.

You like vagina.

It's just like show porn.

Like nine stars.

What is that?

So essentially, this was like a little weird kind of conversion therapy.

Hold on.

How old were you?

I was 14.

It was a freshman year of high school.

Jesus.

And so my best friend at the time, she was like, it was a like my status for her, To Be Honest.

And I liked her status.

And she went to my Facebook wall and was like, Amir, you're my gay best friend.

And I love you so much.

Oh, fuck.

Pulling the out of me to the whole family.

I'm sitting at the lunch table.

I get three text messages from my mom like, oh, you're not gay.

Like, yada, yada, just going off, right?

And my dad's not in the picture.

I mean, obviously, I'm black and gay.

So he was never,

it's the truth.

Never wasn't around to begin with.

And so for like three days, my mom would just cook dinner and then go to her room and I'll get my plate.

And then after that, for two weeks, I was meeting with the pastor three days a week.

And then every sermon was directed at me.

Like I'll be sitting in the pew.

He's like staring down at me, like reading scriptures about being gay and stuff.

Oh, man.

And then two weeks after that was with the youth leader, who I swear to this day was gay.

I swear he was gay.

Don't make the same mistake I made.

That's essentially what you're doing.

You end up as a youth leader.

That's what it felt like.

And then I did two weeks.

I'm actually going to see him tomorrow.

I did two weeks in my papa's farm out in the middle of Missouri to do straight things because I had no male figure in my life.

Bale some hay.

Bro, did they ever see Broke Back Mountain?

Thank you.

Fuck, dude.

There ain't no straight things.

And I came back still gay.

Yeah, but it was crazy.

My mom taught me growing up.

Straight things.

Yeah.

My mom taught me growing up that being gay was like so bad.

And she told me that every man on the planet has a bubble of AIDS in their booty hole.

And that when you have sex, it pops.

And then they both get AIDS and die.

That's what she taught me.

Wait, what?

Very traumatizing.

That you have a bubble in your booty hole.

That has the AIDS in it.

So we all have AIDS.

So don't pop the AIDS.

Exactly.

So basically, it went from you're not gay to do some straight shit to if you stay gay, you're going to die.

Yeah, pretty much.

Well, that's nice.

Chaotic.

Well, you're still here.

Yeah, I made it.

Out the trenches.

Out the fucking trenches.

But we're still here and still queer.

So that's what I want to do.

Well, bro, what else has been going on, man?

I've honestly just been focused on this YouTube channel.

It's completely changed my life.

I'm very inspired by it.

It's great to just, you know, just talk shit online.

Yeah.

It's awesome.

It's about a wide variety of issues, black issues, gay issues, generational stuff, motivational stuff.

It's all over the place, but I love it.

Bro, one of my favorite things about you, Real Talk, is like you don't, you don't put up walls around who you are.

No.

Like you speak.

Like one of the things my dad always taught.

my brother and I was like,

you don't have to like stand in one identity.

No.

You know you can you can live in what the way he would say it is you can live in different worlds and what he would mean by that is

you know you can be

you can you can enjoy doing blue collar work and you can also be a wealthy guy that likes nice cars and you can also you know exactly you know what it's like

and you you have

i i would say very parallel

um

perspectives that that I do.

You just do a much better job of articulating them.

Whatever.

No, bro.

Like, you're fucking good at what you do.

Thank you.

Yeah.

So

that's one of the things I love about you, though, is that like, dude, you could speak on everything and it's not like I'm this.

And I have, you know, I tried hard in the very beginning to make sure that it wasn't in one sphere.

Yeah.

Because my YouTube channel, it popped off of one video.

I'm just very thankful for.

I posted one video talking about my frustrations with the gay community within a week.

It had like 1.5 million views and I gained 40,000 subs.

And since that day, I have not left my foot off the gas.

yeah but i knew from that moment all right obviously i have a lot of gay followers now i need to switch it up and then i just gave my viewpoint on some race stuff and then that came and then some generational stuff so i made sure my audience know they can expect a lot of different from me but always going to be me and you call it balls and strikes dude which is you know maybe a little extra balls but

added to it

You knew I was going to say that, bro.

He started laughing.

I wasn't going to say it, but then he started laughing.

All right, bro.

That's fucking great, man.

It's good to see you, though.

It is great to see you, dude.

Appreciate you guys.

You haven't aged one bit.

Black don't crack.

I know.

I know.

I don't.

It's one of them things, bro.

I hate it.

You got some of it.

I got

some of it.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Okay.

No wrinkles below.

No, that's right.

It's fresh.

I'm throwing up.

All right, let's do this.

Yeah, man, let's do it.

Let's cruise the internet.

There's a lot of shit going on.

There is.

We haven't done a show in since last week oh damn yeah there's been a lot of a lot of things a lot yeah there's a lot there is a lot but i thought you know it'd be good to um you know get everybody in the mood we start off with a segment that everybody loves 15 seconds oh dear god of liberal insanity all right uh only 15 seconds huh well you know we got today you don't need much that's true you don't need much a little goes a long way that's right yeah you know about that yeah that's what i heard dj told me he's the one one with three kids.

Let's check 15.

I haven't figured out how to use mine yet, bro.

Mine ran away.

15 seconds of liberal insanity.

Let's check this out.

Are they crying?

Yes.

And hugging.

Is it just like a group scream to just let out frustration?

And then you hug?

Can't just do it in the privacy role.

Like the fucking rest of us?

Like, dude, just do it on a pillow, man.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

All the way downtown and fucking scream.

Yeah.

You know, I wonder how many, uh, how the carbon was, how much carbon was put in the atmosphere atmosphere for them to even get there to scream a lot yeah adding into their deranged looks and

i don't i don't get it bro

i mean i wonder do you think there is some benefit to it you know i mean there's always benefit in letting out your feelings but damn it's it's excessive to turn into a whole show yeah

go downtown drive downtown meet up at the lake then

hold your hands and then scream at water you can just like and you say do it at home yeah

i i

bro we listen i see i can smell the video it stank huh it stank yeah it does it smells like people in chicago no it's people that try to use the natural deodorant everybody knows the natural deodorant makes people smell like

well the natural deodorant is no deodorant

i know but you know everybody's into that non-chemical stuff now i can't but i okay i have to use that though like the non-chemical stuff why because i got sensitive skin Really?

So do I.

Yeah.

I still use the chemicals.

Really?

Yes.

I don't want my shit to be.

I can't do the aluminum.

I don't stink.

No, you don't.

Yeah, I got Gabio.

You don't move that much either, though.

He's got a point.

You got to take note when motherfuckers laugh too hard.

You know what I'm saying?

All right.

That's cool.

That was valid.

No, that's fine.

It's fine.

You haven't put it to work yet.

You haven't smelt the natural deodorant yet.

But it's okay.

It works for you.

That's all that works.

It works for me.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

All right.

Yeah.

So are you going to this then?

Well, I was going to say, there is an opportunity here.

Natural deodorant meetup.

We can charge for this.

How?

You know what I'm saying?

What's your

idea?

Yeah, we organize.

Listen, bro.

It's not a billion-dollar idea, but we make something off of it.

We sell tickets to a scream-a-thon.

Okay.

They pay us to just come scream.

There's someone that would do it.

Oh, yeah.

They do it.

And like, especially, like, bro, if, like, if I'm like, you know, put me up there, black black guy, they'd have to pay me.

They have to show up, too.

Otherwise, it's racist.

Exactly.

Exactly.

And then we all go hit the foot lockers and shit afterwards.

Be great.

Get some.

Sounds like a good little Saturday.

Sounds like a normal day in Chicago.

That's what that is.

Yeah.

I mean, you know,

yeah.

Kicks the show off right, man.

Well, what else is going on?

A lot going on, guys.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

And as always, guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can check all of this stuff out there.

With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines.

Let's keep it local.

We're in Missouri.

Missouri, I've been like, I don't know what it is.

I've been really proud to be in a Missourian lately.

Have you?

Yeah, I have.

Yeah.

Missouri's great.

What?

Nothing.

You're a Missourian.

I mean, I know you don't live here, but like.

I did grow up here a lot.

Yeah.

I came down here every summer growing up.

Right.

But still coming here, it's very interesting.

Yeah, no, we got good people here, dude.

We're good.

People are very good.

Dude, listen, our people are.

Are you having PTSD from your conversion therapy?

Yes.

That's what it's tied to conversion therapy and Jennings.

Yeah.

That's what I'm tied to in Missouri.

Oh, shit.

That's understandable.

What's going on in Missouri, DJ?

Well, we got to talk about

our amazing Attorney General, real quick.

Andrew Bailey.

Laying down down some law we got the uh missouri a g andrew bailey secures felony indictment against st.

louis county executive sam page for stealing by deceit and election fraud uh-oh he's in trouble yeah he's in trouble sucks to be sam page yeah it does well i mean it would suck to be him regardless

because he just sucks he sucks he loves me yeah he does

i'm sure oh yeah but uh missouri attorney general andrew bailey announced that a grand jury has issued a felony indictment against Democratic County executive Sam Page, which is basically like our mayor, if you will, for the county.

Missouri AG announced on Wednesday that a grand jury returned a true bill against Page, accusing him of abusing taxpayer dollars and deceiving his own county.

Quote, I conducted this investigation into Sam Page's alleged misuse of public funds because the people of St.

Louis County deserve accountability, not corruption, said Attorney General Bailey.

He continued, public officials must follow the law, and my office

will work to ensure that they always do.

So according to the indictment, he faces two Class IV election offenses

for unlawfully using public funds to oppose a ballot measure during the 2025 election cycle.

The indictment states that Page authorized a flyer and a postcard campaign with county money between February and March of 2025 in an effort to influence public opinion and defeat a ballot initiative.

He also has one count of felony theft, $25,000 or more.

Prosecutors allege Page misappropriated over $25,000 in postage under false pretenses by misleading county officials into thinking the expenditure was lawful.

And he also has another count of felony theft for $750,000 or more, where he allegedly stole at least $750 in county funds through deceitful means.

So through all of this, if he's convicted, he's facing about 13 years in prison and fines reaching $24,000.

Now,

I think he should be doing a lot more.

Are we going to talk about what else he did?

Yeah, I mean,

during the COVID, dude, that's probably the worst.

Yeah,

he was one of the worst

executives slash leaders, mayors in the entire country when it came to COVID.

Yeah, he literally defied a court order multiple times.

Multiple times when it came down to like the mass mandation.

Oh, bro.

It was straight up

power-hungry.

It was like California.

It was exactly the same.

He did almost exactly what

Garcia.

What was it?

Garcetti or whatever.

Garson or whatever the fucking guy's name in L.A.

Gascon, I think, or something like that.

No, that's that's fucking so anyway he would just do what LA did every single time yeah and it was extremely extremely harsh and oppressive and threatening and this dude was basically threatening everybody in the city with going out of business and shutting their businesses down and all this shit and uh

and then he gets re-elected which we all thought was really weird yeah so because nobody likes everybody fucking hates him yeah and then he did and then he piled on you know and some other things about me, too, personally.

So, but yeah, he's a fucking shitbag.

Fuck this guy.

Now, again, you know, Andrew Bailey is a, is, is a

by the book, real deal, patriot American.

And

I haven't even spoken to him about this, but I hope that he

fucking destroys this guy.

I hope so.

That guy is responsible for a lot of local businesses here.

Just gone.

Gone.

Yeah.

Families ruined because he wanted to play the, you know, the big dog during covid you know what i'm saying

that's disgusting man um now speaking on politicians needing accountability uh there is a bomb show that's just got dropped today you guys see this hillary clinton approved plan hatched by campaign aid to smear trump with russia collusion declassified docs we knew that to happen yeah but wasn't this already put out in the news years ago I think the problem is that don't we have clips of us covering this?

Yeah, well, we alluded to it.

Like, we all felt that that this was what was going on, but like, you know, that was that's the thing.

It's like, we, there was no, like,

they call it smoking gun.

Like, there was, we didn't, we didn't have the documents that fucking laid it all out.

We didn't have the money trails.

We just knew that, hey, that looks fucked up, and most likely, she's fucked up.

So, you know, we alluded to it for sure.

Um, but now we got the hard evidence, bro.

It's all coming out.

And I think the craziest piece on this, a new person, again, we alluded to this, but it's also confirmed now that George Soros was tied into all of this.

Cool.

It makes me wonder if the left is even reporting on this at all.

Yeah.

They talk all these claims about, oh, Republicans and the right, all they do is lie, all they do is steal, all they do is cheat, non-stop.

They shove it in our faces, but then it only comes out that they've been doing this this whole time locally and federally.

And are they going to be talking about this a lot?

Are they going to be well,

I think it comes down to everybody else forcing accountability you know what i mean like

i mean bro how many videos and commentaries have you done on things like this valid me too you know and eventually we we always our tone always is is well who's going to do something are they going to do anything we are they like yes we need to do some shit and um

i i mean it's going to be interesting but i think it's important for all of us you know you me all of us listening to not let off the gas for accountability for this.

Yeah, that's, that's the biggest piece.

And like, I think that is the important thing because now more and more people are talking about it.

Like, I mean, and I got some of her comments, but like right now, even on Twitter, Arrest Hillary, that's trending.

That's good.

And it's been floating between the top spot and number two right now.

You know, but how Soros is tied into this is that apparently when

there was a hack back in 2016 that released all the emails, right?

And those emails got leaked on WikiLeaks, right?

And they're from WikiLeaks, it kind of went out everywhere, and then they tried this whole campaign and it just all disappeared somehow, right?

It's banished.

There's over 30,000 emails, right?

And so, like, and specifically, we're going to focus in on literally one of two of them because, quote, two of the apparently hacked emails appear to have originated from the Open Society Foundations, the appendix stakes,

noting that the purported author of these emails was Leonard Bernardo, who is the regional director for Eurasia at the Open Society Foundations.

All right.

And so there's two emails here.

And then these are being sent.

These are communications between Open Society's Foundation, the George Soros people

or going to Hillary Clinton's campaign staff.

Okay.

Holy shit.

How stupid are you to email something like this?

But they thought the emails were gone.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they didn't think they had to worry about it.

Bro.

So, let's read this first email.

We'll read the important pieces here, but this is an email again from Leonard Bernardo, okay, going to the Hillary Clinton campaign.

HRC approved Julia's idea about Trump and Russian hackers hampering U.S.

elections.

That should distract people from her own missing email, especially if the affair goes to the Olympic level.

The point is making the

Russian play a U.S.

domestic issue.

Say something like a critical infrastructure threat for the election to feel menace since both POTIS and VPOTIS have acknowledged the fact the Intel

community would speed up searching for evidence that is regrettably still unavailable.

However,

insinuating that they would find the evidence after they made the accusation.

After they already said, they know it doesn't exist.

Right.

They invented the accusation and then they would find the evidence.

Yeah.

And so then going.

By the way, that's what they do to everybody else.

And listen to this piece.

In the absence of direct evidence, CrowdStrike and Threat Connect will supply the media and GRU will hopefully carry on to give more facts.

Okay, then in the follow-up email, okay,

I'm sorry, in the previous email.

The media analysis on the Democrat National Committee hacking appears solid.

This is an important story because it would be the first time that we know of that a state deliberately uses the infiltration and publication of data to interfere in the U.S.

election.

Julie says it will be a long-term affair to demonize Putin and Trump.

Now it is good for a post-convention bounce.

Later, the FBI will put more oil into the fire.

That is fucking treason, dude.

This is treason and it drives me up a fucking wall because how often did we hear about Jan 6?

How often do we hear about all the COVID stuff, all the fake news, a Biden laptop?

For all of that to be true and all of that to just be what is what it is, but then we see stuff like this and black from them.

Bro, bro, think about this.

If they're willing to manufacture this to deep, in their own word, Julie says it'll be a long-term affair to demonize Putin and Trump.

Later, the FBI will put more oil onto the fire.

Well,

you mentioned January 6th.

What happened during January 6th?

Oh, 12,000 hours of footage don't exist anymore.

What happened during that time?

Oh, allegedly, all kinds of bad actors who were part of three-letter agencies actually

instigated and opened the doors for people to walk through into the Capitol.

Okay.

We could go on and on and on about all of this, but dude, this has disrupted the country for nearly 10 years.

And if they're willing to manufacture a narrative out of the blue,

what are they not willing to do?

What else are they currently doing right now?

They're willing to do anything, anything to take power and keep power.

And dude, this is this is, I mean, I love that this is actually coming out.

I mean, how do you combat that?

You can't.

That's treason, dude.

You know what I'm saying?

Listen, man.

What's your justification here?

Listen, dude, an example has to be made, and it ain't prison.

It ain't prison.

Yeah, now in the time since Hillary...

Who's the Julie?

So Julie was on the campaign for Hillary Clinton.

That was her daughter or no?

No, no, it wasn't a daughter.

That's Chelsea.

Yeah, that's Chelsea.

Julie was like campaign manager, basically.

She was fucking high up on the strategy play of it.

And allegedly, it was her entire plan to do all of this.

Well, she belongs in the wood chipper right there with Hillary, dude.

Well, I mean, it had to get approved.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm not about to just run a play.

I got to run it by you.

I think we can do this.

Yeah.

All right.

Fucking do it.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But if we get caught, we're both going in.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Right.

And to that fact, you know, and then that's what, you know, this bigger picture of why even Obama keeps getting brought up into this is because Hillary was not in any position to, you know, make orders to the FBI or anything like that officially.

That had to come from somebody.

You know what I'm saying?

Somebody had to give the FBI direction.

The FBI will pour oil onto it.

Who's giving them that direction?

And that's how you bring Obama into this because Operation Crossfire Hurricane.

That was the whole fucking thing behind all of it.

You know what I'm saying?

So like, it's, it's.

This is confirmation of complete treasonous undermining of the entire country by a very small group of corrupt people who have decided that the country no longer belongs to you or I, the people who actually have jobs and create jobs and pay taxes.

taxes, it belongs to them and they rule over us.

And this is what I always say.

Like you, if you pay attention to Hillary Clinton, and people laugh when I say this, but it's true.

Look how she dresses, bro.

She dresses like she's a fucking emperor.

You know what I'm saying?

Like these people do not

represent us in any way, shape, or form.

And

There has to be accountability and it has to be harsh.

Traditionally, over the course of humanity, treason is met with very public, very painful executions for the reason of discouraging treason in the future.

And this has to be the way.

It has to be the way.

It cannot be she goes to prison.

It cannot be, you know, anything other than a statement made and how this is handled.

And I really, really, really hope that I think the people understand that.

I think something comes of this because it's not right, especially that they have this big, as we see, control on public relations and how they appear to the public.

Hillary Obama, all these people, George Shorty, look like the most peaceful people and they donate all the money and they do all these great things, but they are some of the most corrupt, not some of them, they are the most corrupt people on this planet.

Yeah.

Well, it's also already been, you know, kind of exposed too, but like Soros, he's not using his money.

That just came out.

I mean, that came out.

Yeah, that came out with the doge shit.

Like, none of the money

that was, you know, funneled by the Soros Foundation, Open Society that wasn't his personal money he's not this philanthropist that was that was taxpayer dollars like that's what was uncovered with Doge he was using our money to fund the Soros funded prosecutors to fund the the BLM riots to fund so literally all of the divisiveness all of the destruction they used our money to do it our money that's enraging yeah you know and what does hillary clinton because there hasn't been a public statement by her by the way at the time of the recording um but she did turn off her comments on twitter um so now only accounts that uh that she follows uh can reply to to post because i mean obviously she would be getting destroyed tore up right now destroyed but yeah so she hasn't released anything or made any any official story bro they've i bet they're freaking the out oh yeah well and that's the whole thing because i also you're going to start seeing dude here's what you're going to see canaries huh canaries fucking singing You're going to see that, and I bet you're going to see some suicides.

I bet you're going to see a couple of these people kill themselves and a lot lot of people.

People missing.

Yeah.

And that's.

No, I mean the people who are being accused.

Okay.

Kill themselves.

I think people.

They don't want to deal with it.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, they've already set up a lot of them to be in those positions, too.

But I mean, that's the other interesting thing.

It's like,

all right, this is cool.

What else is happening, though?

You know what I'm saying?

Because like Epstein stuff, nobody's still talking about that.

Like, I saw a video come out.

Like, now they have a newly released video that showed

some figure going up to Epstein's sale.

Did you see that?

Epstein's sale?

No.

Oh, the one minute wasn't missing.

I didn't see that.

This was an additional clip.

I guess it was.

I don't know if it was.

No, I didn't see it.

Yeah, it came out.

They have to zoom in on it, but you'll see a little figure wearing orange,

you know, presumably a jumpsuit or something like that, going up to the only stairs that go up to his sale.

Yeah, I mean,

there's still a lot of stuff happening here, man.

I don't know what the play is.

It's very interesting.

I just really hope something comes of it.

I don't want this to go.

We got to demand it, dude.

Slipping by the buy size.

We have to demand it.

Yeah.

We can talk about this.

We're making videos on this, but I want actual

responsibility for it.

Yeah.

Dude, can't get away with this.

Amir, if they don't have it, there will be no trust in the system ever for anyone.

People already barely trust it as it is.

Yeah, I think it's gone.

I think to establish some sort of,

I would say, even a bridge, not to re-establish trust, but even an opportunity for the government to be trusted again in good faith.

There has to be real accountability, and it has to be real.

It has to be real.

And, like, dude, this woman has marched around with her smug, arrogant fucking bullshit for the last decade, like she's untouchable.

And

yeah, I mean, we listen,

I just don't understand.

I guess, like, I have a hard time relating

to how

you can look out on this country and all the people and the people that are, you know, of all different, you know, backgrounds and they come from different places and they're working and they're paying taxes and

to just think that like your

shit is more important than the job that you were elected to do ultimately, right?

Like

we need selfless leadership in that, in a position like that, you know, and clearly the government has become a self-serving entity.

You know, people don't go to serve in our government anymore

to make people's lives better.

They go there so that they can get in on the gravy train and milk the system and make their lives better and be immune from any accountability for anything.

Get money and just power trip.

Yeah, that's right.

The older I get, 29 right now, the older I get the more I realize that just because someone's older than you doesn't mean they're smarter or they're more educated, they're more qualified for a role.

Yeah.

It's like after, it seems like after 25, this is an equal playing field of people who are actively changing their lives for the better, people who are stagnant and then people who are just very selfish and self-serving.

And there's a lot of people in office right now.

They're just self-serving.

don't give no crap at all about anyone else in this country but themselves and their family would do anything to cash a check or to have some type of power to mandate this role or do this or that.

And it blows my mind how they can like look out at everybody in this country and say, oh, I love you guys.

Like, yay.

That's for you guys.

And it's so,

it's like a movie.

It's like a scary movie, how someone can be that

misguiding and deceitful just in front of our faces.

Do you think that people are buying it anymore?

No, I don't either.

People are rising up.

And I think, I mean, we're testaments of that with what we do online, but people are awake, especially after COVID, because COVID was so personal.

I think it has to get personal for someone to care.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it has to come on their doorstep.

Yeah, it reminds me of a little bit like the school shootings.

You know, there's kids getting shot every day in Chicago, but the second a school gets shot up, it's like, oh, my gosh, like, what's going on?

And I think it COVID was so personal that it woke a lot of people up to the BS and the lies.

And I'm just hoping this trend stays up where more people are saying enough is enough.

Yeah.

But with

the amount of votes Kamala got last time, that was still.

But did she?

I mean, hell, with stuff like this.

Right, exactly.

It makes you question everything.

I want some Nikolai Tchescu action.

I do too.

That's what I want.

I want some fucking blood and guts, bro.

That's what I want.

That is what I want.

And I'm not scared to say it.

And you know what?

It's not illegal to say that a revolution is required to restore power in this country.

That is protected protected speech.

And these people, hopefully it's not required because our elected officials right now will do what they're supposed to do.

But if they don't, that is going to be what's required.

That's the thing.

It's like, you know, Andrew Bailey, again, like, bro,

phenomenal patriot, great dude.

We don't have enough of him.

Yeah.

We need fucking, we need about 20 more Andrew Baileys strategically across this country.

I believe he wasn't picked as the AG because he's non-corruptible.

I think he was going to make too too much fucking.

I think he would have done all the things that were promised.

And when he was told not to do them, he would have done them anyway.

And that's why he wasn't picked as AG.

Yeah, which is exactly who we need as AG.

Uncontrollable in that sense.

The people we really need the most barely get the power that we need them to have.

That's right.

And that's why it's a responsibility for good people to seek power.

Yeah.

That's real, man.

Dude, we all look as good people.

You know, look, I'm not saying I'm the best fucking dude in the world.

I'm saying I'm not a fucking crazy tyrant yet.

But what I'm saying is,

good people have been trained to see the seeking of power as a negative thing.

And if you train good people to believe that being poor is a positive

quality of

a great life, you know, stay humble, stay meek, okay, they're easy to control.

If you convince people that seeking power is a negative thing, then what do you end up with?

You end up with all the good people saying, I don't want power because it's bad.

And who gets it?

All the bad people.

That's right.

And so we, the good people, have to realize that a lot of what we've been taught is to our own demise and to their benefit.

There is nothing wrong with making a lot of money.

There's nothing wrong with being successful.

These are things that provide for other people.

And you can really only understand that if you are a successful person.

But they tell everybody, if you seek those things, you're a bad person.

And the same thing goes with power.

If you're power hungry, it's your ego.

No, actually,

good people should seek power.

We have an obligation to seek power so that bad people don't have it.

So that's how it used to be, bro.

That's how it used to be, bro.

Like our country was founded on the idea that like, if you see a problem, you go fix it.

And then once the problem's fixed, you can go back to doing your shit.

You know what I'm saying?

Like our senators and our congressmen, bro, they used to be farmers, bro.

They had farms and shit to run.

And they see a problem that was coming down the stream that was going to affect them or their neighbors.

Hey, I'm going to go do this.

I'm going to serve my two-year, four-year term.

I'm going to come back to my farm.

Yeah.

Once I fix it.

It's still very caring.

It makes me wonder how many nonprofits actually like

complete their mission statement and then fall away.

Oh, bro.

Like, how many nonprofits out there are like, Like, all right, we're here for this goal.

Go complete it.

Now let's go.

Most of them are lies.

Most of them have less than 5% of their actual money make it to the cause that they advertise.

And that's a way for these rich people.

So, dude, when people get really rich, they start a foundation, right?

The Frisella Foundation.

Donate to the Frisella Foundation.

We're going to do all these crazy things that are good.

And then people start giving me money.

And then I put my dad and my mom and my brothers and my sister and everybody on the fucking payroll.

They all make a bunch of money.

And then we go out and do one little thing of that and be like, look what we did.

And that's the game.

And it's all tax-free.

And

this is why you should always

really dig into

where you donate your money if you want to do good things

or

even better, do it yourself.

I'm not saying because the truth of it is whether you donate to them or not, your tax dollars are definitely going to those places.

And that's the other thing.

These companies get into this game.

I want to say companies, but charities, nonprofits, get into this game of acquiring like the Hillary Clinton Foundation or the Clinton Foundation, where they get all kinds of money from our government, which is our tax dollars.

So our tax dollars go to their foundation and then their foundation doesn't pay tax, which means they can write off jets, they can write off lifestyle, they can't do nothing that they do.

All that shit's justifiable.

Like I want a fucking G650, I fucking start a foundation.

I say, we're going to, this is what they did.

We're going to build houses in Haiti and give me a bunch of money.

The government gives them money.

They buy the jet.

Oh, the foundation only has X amount of dollars left.

We could build a hut over there for those guys.

And then they live.

It's all theft.

It's organized, tax-free, legal theft.

And most nonprofits

run by people like this are that way.

And this scheme is, you can see it everywhere in our government.

It's just corrupt.

It's a giant circle of just kickback after kickback, corrupt person after corrupt person.

But it's because of what you're saying, how there isn't enough of good people actually going in and making change because they're just so discouraged from doing so.

Well, and they discourage you on purpose.

Yeah, that's the other thing, too.

Like, I've also learned over the last couple of years, bro, like, it doesn't take much to buy somebody.

No.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's different for every level, right?

But it doesn't take much, bro.

Like, I mean, you look at people like Corey Bush, who I'm going to be the person that goes in to fix all of this.

And then they give her 60 grand in a fucking book deal.

Where is she now?

You know what I'm saying?

She gets her boyfriend on the face.

That's why they get these people, bro, because they pull these people out of the street.

If you give someone out of the street 60 grand, that's more fucking money than they've ever had in their life, bro.

For sure.

So, like, when someone gives you, regardless of where level you're at, more money than you've ever had,

that's that's

and and by the way, these people are dumb, okay?

Like, aoc's a dumb motherfucker yeah all right but they came to her and they said hey we'll make you somebody and we'll do this and we'll do that yeah and now she's somebody yeah okay like that's that she's gonna do whatever they say yeah well and conversely like okay like let's say you are a good person right and you do want to make some change well you got to get on one of these special committees right like you got to you know you want to be on the ways and means committee or the judiciary committee so you can really like affect some change well those seats cost

hundreds of thousands of yeah you're your your donors pay for those.

Right?

Okay, cool.

So, like, all right, I'm a big old guy.

Okay, well, I'm going to pay for your seat, but when it comes down to you got to make these decisions on here, I need-blows my mind that that's even a thing that happens.

Oh, no, bro.

If people knew how it actually works,

people would fucking, if people knew,

if people truly understand

how the money is stolen from us and how the laws are

created and how votes are decided, there would be a revolution.

There would have have been a revolution 30 fucking years ago.

Like, it's this,

we live in an illusion.

It is not,

we, it is not what they tell us when we're going through grade school about, you know, this is the land of opportunity and everybody has a chance and this and that and this.

Yes, there is some truth to that.

And there would be a lot more truth to that if our government actually was set up the way that it's supposed to be set up.

But it's not.

It's now just a money fucking theft scheme that is for them and it's at our expense.

And until it's cleaned up, dude, we won't see the country rise to the level that it should be, right?

The funds don't make it where it's supposed to go.

You know, every four years, the Democrat, every two years, the Democrats go into the inner city and they say, Look what the white dudes did to your city.

The white dudes didn't do shit to your city.

Actually, the white dudes don't go down there because they're afraid.

Okay.

Here's the problem.

problem.

The people that you vote for who say, we're going to get all this progress steal the money.

They steal the money and you don't get shit.

And until we clean that up and people understand

that

truly, like, dude, this is why the division is such a

fucking obvious play.

If black people and white people and Mexican people and everybody hates each other, there's no conversation, right?

It's like COVID, remember?

Like with COVID, it was like, we're closing down all the restaurants.

We're closing down all the bars.

Why are the bars and restaurants closed?

Oh, because the seeds of revolution are sown in taverns.

All right.

If they create blocks for communities to not be able to communicate effectively, then nobody can ever have the conversation of, hey, man, I think they're fucking us.

I think they're fucking us too.

Yeah, they're exactly.

Matter of fact, take it a step further.

Don't even invite your family over to Thanksgiving and Christmas.

That's right.

You can't go to Walmart.

Yeah.

Don't worry about the mom and pop shop.

Just stay six feet away from everybody.

That's right.

Dude, it's insane.

And it strikes me.

That was all for communication.

That was all for communication to

create so much angst and frustration and anger amongst even the family that we could not communicate.

Because remember how high

the anger was.

Like, you were either mask or you were no mask.

Grandma killed me.

You were either.

Yeah.

And by the way,

they don't want people having conversations about the truth.

Right.

They don't want.

I've never been that shadow banned and that censored in 2020 in my entire life.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

I still have money locked away in meta because I was racist and homophobic, which I mean,

there is some sometimes, but

still, it's just insane to me that even happened.

And we're seeing all this now.

We're having all these conversations and it's all digital and we're online.

What the hell is the history books?

And what was going on in 1920, 1930?

Oh, yeah.

Uh-oh.

All they had was the damn newspaper.

Amir, it's been a long time, man.

Two years?

Geez.

I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Amir's been digging in.

It's like,

what's even happened?

What's the truth?

Do we even, we don't know anything.

That's a fair question.

We know nothing.

All we know is what we talk about.

Hey, you see this shit?

You peeping this.

What's going on here?

And they censor that so bad because they know when we do get together and we do peep all the bullshit, we will get together and actually make a change.

Well, it makes sense as to why certain things you cannot talk about.

Hello.

Yeah.

Cannot talk about certain things because if you do,

you're a bigot.

You're a racist.

You're an anti-Semite.

Oive.

You're a denier.

Get the fuck out of here.

Yep.

If there's nothing to hide, then what the fuck are you, what are we doing?

What are you doing?

Right, exactly if you're just honest and you're open everything is easy people ask me like oh mirror how you just get on there and talk sometimes i'm being honest you just talk like you're talking to a friend you just speak yeah bro the whole thing here the whole thing is is that they had a power control structure that was so easy for them for the last hundred years and then all of a sudden this new technology came out which ironically they invented they gave it to us they gave it to us which is the best part of it.

And now we have social media and instant connectivity that they developed, the fucking three-letter agencies.

And they thought they were going to use it to control everybody.

They thought they were going to be able to control.

And then, you know, like we're going to have millions of fake accounts and we're going to, you know, thumbs up the shit that we like and we're going to censor the shit that is crazy.

And they thought that they were going to use all of these tools to curtail and curve the narrative.

And it's blown up in their fucking faces.

and i love it it's amazing to see yeah it's great man guys jump in on this conversation let us know down in the comments we got more in store though um to get to but before we get to headlines here let's cruise some comments only got a few you know we've been out we've been out for a minute but we got some we got a couple to to check in on um let's cruise these comments real quick we got lv davis um is it frowned upon to share the show on your linkedin asking for a friend don't be a hoe i don't know i don't do linkedin linkedin i i'm it's a it's an interesting thing I've heard it's becoming more of like a social media platform now.

It is.

Weird.

It's changing.

Yeah, like you can post on there and like, it ain't just like, you know, corporate shit.

I guess it's fine, L.

That's fine.

Hey, sharing the show.

That counts.

Yeah, I agree.

You're not a hoe.

Yeah, you're not a hoe, L.

Thank you.

Let's go to Surge 308.

It says, we want our slop.

Where is CTI?

Too busy building a business or something?

Get your shit together, fellas.

Listen, I know.

I know.

Yeah, listen, I feel a massive amount of guilt and shame for actually doing things in real life.

That's what it is.

Yes.

So here's your slop, sir.

So we got you, baby.

Yes.

So we have lots of slop coming your way.

That's right.

More.

We actually do have a lot of slop coming your way.

You're going to be very happy.

I'm going to start calling all of our content slop.

I'm going to agree with half the internet.

Well, I mean, here's a dangerous thing.

We almost started a revolution.

Did we?

We did.

Well, fuck.

JCA, NYC, why didn't we?

1776.

I think I stand for everyone when I say put a motherfucking show out immediately.

Are you okay?

Why the fuck is there no shows out this week?

Did we need to revolt?

Yes.

They thought we got got, man.

I'm waiting for you guys to do some shit.

Fuck.

They thought we got got.

You know what?

I thought we almost had a revolution.

We almost did.

Well, 1776 adds a great touch to that.

It does.

It does.

He's ready.

All right.

We're back, man.

Yeah, I am ready for the revolt.

That's right.

Guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans, though.

We can just march all the way to Washington.

No,

we'll get the APC.

Okay.

We'll get the MRAP.

Okay.

Oh, both don't take it.

We'll drive up in the front.

You can ride.

I know you don't like to move with your

fake deodorant.

You know what I'm saying?

We don't fuck up your game.

We don't want to smell anything.

Yeah.

We We also don't want to smell anything.

That's true.

No maple syrup.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh.

Yeah.

I see what's happening.

That's fine.

What?

No, that's fine.

Oh, and then we can like

all march.

I'll walk.

That's right.

We got to reverse the roles here.

That's right.

Martin would be proud.

You could even call me Django.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

I'll wear the purple outfit.

I'm down.

Yeah.

I'm down.

All right.

Who's going to be best dressed at the revolution?

NASA.

Who?

NASA.

Who's MASA, though?

Whoever will be in charge.

He'll be the best dress.

I don't know.

I mean, bro, like, that suit, you know, those suit.

Yeah, that's what I'm wearing.

That's some pretty pimp shit.

If I die, I want to be buried in it.

Yeah.

That'd be so sick.

Yeah.

Mine fit me good, too.

It would suck to not.

It would suck to die, but you look good.

All right.

Let's keep the curl.

All the motherfuckers, all the real cops and real police and real military with us anyway.

That's real.

You know, let's just assemble.

Yeah.

I wonder how do you think that thing gets to the gallon?

Not a lot, but it doesn't go very fast.

So that's what I'm saying.

We can march.

Yeah.

I want to ride a horse.

The whole way.

I want to get a big-ass white horse.

Yeah.

Oh, hell no.

Oh, no.

I'll get a black horse.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, no, I don't think that would be good either.

I get like a brown one or something.

You want to ride the black one?

I'll ride the big white one.

Paul.

I'm already indoctrinating you.

Let's go.

Oh, bro.

Hershey Therapy's work.

There.

You need to come with me next time.

Headline two, guys.

Let's keep this cruise cruising.

All right.

Let's talk about some publicity that's happening with the guru in the room.

Let's

talk about this.

This is making some rounds in virality right now.

Sidney Sweeney.

Oh, dear Lord.

American Eagle

slammed as as Nazi propaganda.

Oh, man.

By a crazed woke mob over jeans, jeans, pun.

So, leftist TikTok is in full pitchfork and torch mode after a new ad for Manchester.

All seven of them.

All seven of them.

Yeah.

Featuring actress Sydney Sweeney used a play on words, with some claiming it's full-on Nazi propaganda.

So the ad features Sweeney, who's 27, clad in a pair of the brand's jeans and a denim jacket, talking about her jeans.

Jeans,

I got the clips, check them out.

Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.

My jeans are blue.

Sidney Sweeney has great jeans.

Nazis!

Nazi!

Nine, nine, nine, nine, and nine.

Is that the only German word you know?

Yeah, Yeah.

The only word you could say.

Donkeysing nine.

Yep.

And there's more.

I mean, there was a couple of ads.

I mean, it's a whole campaign.

This is another one.

Check this out.

With a German Shepherd.

It really does have a German Shepard.

All right.

That might be a little too much there.

All right, man.

That might be too much.

I don't even think about the German Shepherd.

Whatever, dude.

That's pretty.

It's fucking hilarious.

But these people are pissed.

Yeah, well, they're ugly.

This is hilarious.

She's mad.

They're mad.

She's hot, and it's so stupid, bro.

Because what is being hot?

You look good.

What is looking good?

You have great jeans.

Listen, these people are mad their day in the sun is over.

They're mad they can't fit in those jeans.

Hello.

I know how that feels, bro.

I get it.

I'd be pissed too.

I think they're mad that no one gives a fuck about their stupid shit anymore.

Yeah.

No.

Bro, it's great.

I said it a year.

I said it.

You're going to whine and whine and whine and and whine.

I mean, eventually people are going to be like, fuck you.

And here we are.

And look at her.

Her jeans are blue, too.

I think her jeans are big blue.

They might be a little bigger jeans.

But they're blue.

Why is she upset?

Yeah.

Why are you upset?

Like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good genes.

Yes, because they are good.

What the fuck is wrong with saying that?

And what have we endured the last 10 years?

A black boy magic, black girl magic, support black-owned businesses.

This is all like cater to black genes, literally like the genetics.

It's all you've been doing this whole entire time.

And you're mad that someone white that looks good is getting some attention and you're automatically saying, oh, this is racist.

Oh, this is Nazi propaganda.

What the hell have we been seeing these past few years?

We make up 13% of this population and we're making up over 50% of all the advertisement.

It's making me racist.

Now I'm looking at you

and I'm sitting here like, why are there so many blacks?

Fuck these niggas.

I get it.

Fuck them.

Because

Now, when I'm driving down.

Get out of my grocery store.

Thank you.

When I'm driving down the interstate and I see a black person on a billboard, I'm like, why?

Ew?

Like, did you even get there?

Did you even earn that?

Because we were constantly giving handouts to everybody that fucking brown.

That's a valid point right there.

Okay.

All you said was valid because the truth of the matter is this.

White people have never been able to say, I'm proud to be white.

Never.

By the way.

I don't even give a fuck about being proud to be white because I've never had the ability to say it.

So my identity has never been in, I'm white.

Like it's just like, I'm a, I'm a fucking Andy.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

and ironically,

I don't even want that.

I don't think that's healthy.

I, I, I, I think that in America, at least, you know, yes, you could be proud of who you are, but it shouldn't be your number one thing that you identify yourself with.

No, and it's so weird because my aunt is out there slaving away, getting whipped non-stop, getting bushels of cotton for massive, making plans to hear it to go running, all for us in 2025 now to filter businesses by the color to just be promoting black people non-stop for literally nothing.

Well, notice that most of the people mad aren't even black.

No, that's because they're racist.

Yeah, right.

They're white people who are racist and feel guilty about it.

That's what it is.

It's literally racism.

Yeah.

I haven't seen hardly any black.

I've seen a couple, but like, they were like the pink hair black people.

They were like them.

They were they, them.

You know what I'm saying?

But, like, I've not seen any real, like,

people, black or white, be like, yeah, this is fucked up.

I've seen a lot of them make a fun of these people.

Yeah, for sure.

I mean, I mean, here's the other thing.

Look, bro, listen, you're fucking ugly.

You're fucking jealous.

You don't know if you're a boy or a girl.

You got a fucking trans flag in the back.

You got a coffin.

Like, you're weird.

Okay.

And you take pride in being weird.

So why the fuck do you even care that she looks hot?

You're the one that says, I love who I am.

I know who I am.

I'm a they, them.

I'm a this.

I'm a that.

Here's the truth.

You're starved for fucking acceptance and attention.

And now your ridiculous way of getting the

acceptance and attention has.

Run its course with society because we are all tired of pretending that you guys are beautiful and that you're fucking smart and that you're successful

and that you're dude.

Listen, you're you're a bunch of weird motherfuckers that's the fucking bottom line and society is done celebrating weirdness for the sake of weirdness i don't care how you live i don't care what you want to do i don't care if you want to cut off your own dick if you're old enough to do it fucking do it i don't care i don't care but you are not going to convince me that

because

Somebody who is white and looks sexy.

And by the way, I think many years ago, I said that the advertisements were going to get back to this.

Okay.

I think we could probably find that clip.

Yep.

I said it many of times.

Who's been telling you?

If you're not pro-America, bro, you're going to get your ass fucking canceled.

And you're seeing it right now.

That get woke, go broke shit.

It's real.

It's real shit.

It's fucking real.

And it's 10 times more powerful than the canceled culture of two years ago that they had.

So you business owners better think really long and hard about your stances.

Because what we have here is a bunch of companies making policy around a loud

minority.

And then the majority say, you know what, fuck you.

And we still have these people who run these companies who are terrified to fucking like to speak up and be a part of a fucking pro-freedom movement.

It's like they're being held hostage.

Like, bro, you're not, listen, you're at a point now where you're missing a huge opportunity.

Yeah.

Because the pendulum swung and like the companies that have done it.

Because now, dude, people are bitter towards the companies that have rode the fence.

Like, I can tell you this, the amount of messages I get in a day that are like, bro, I'll never fucking shop anywhere else are innumerable.

It's the most popular message I fucking get.

And it's because of the shit that we stand for.

You know why nobody will care about your company?

Because you rode the fence.

You rode the fence before, you rode the fence now.

You rode the fence during the biggest opportunity of our lifetime to stand for something that fucking matters because all you care about is money.

And it's become very clear to people, consumers are very smart.

And they're going to spend their money with pro-freedom, pro-American companies.

It's already happening.

Now that we're getting back to common sense where you know you could say oh well there are uh beauty standards and they aren't 400 pounds um

and you know what 400 pounds on the on the on the cover of a magazine that says healthy we we know better yeah right we know better bro that's right so like uh

off yeah here's a good thing though because it didn't just stop with uh i'm sure these people are getting destroyed right now oh yeah they are they are they absolutely are um but it didn't just stop with american American Eagle.

There's a lot of companies jumping in on this train right now.

Let's get our next one in here.

We got Duncan.

Duncan is

in the conversation.

Left is melting down over Duncan's latest genetics ads.

Now, this came just days after the American Eagle ad.

The Donut Company is the latest to find itself in the liberal firing line of trash can lids and pool noodles after dropping its new commercial featuring the summer I turn pretty star Gavin Casalingo.

Casal- Yep.

Let's check this out.

Yep.

Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.

It just kind of happened.

Miss Tan, genetics.

I just got my color analysis back.

Guess what?

Golden summer.

Literally.

I can't help it.

Every time I drink a Dunkin' Golden Hour Refresher, it's like the sun just finds me.

So if sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer,

guilty is charged.

The golden hour refresher.

Only a Duncan.

Did they say the golden shower refresher?

Because I'm going to tell you right now, that's what that fucking ad looks like.

How are they mad that they put a gay guy in an ad?

Is he gay?

No, I don't know.

Motherfucker, you got gay dar.

Is he gay?

He's gay.

Amir thought he was gay.

The ad was gay.

The ad's super gay.

The ad?

I didn't want to say it.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't want to say it straight up.

I was going to let you say it because you say it better.

Okay.

But yeah, that's super fucking gay.

Yeah.

It's giving daddies credit card vibes.

Oh, my God.

It gives Cape Cod credit cards.

But here's the thing.

Okay, I'll be honest.

I miss it.

I miss that.

Huh?

I miss that.

I want this.

Well, it certainly isn't Nazi.

Yeah, it's not Nazi.

No.

How is putting a guy?

How is putting a gay kid

Nazi?

That's not fucking Nazi.

I'm just saying, if I was doing it, that wouldn't be my move.

I'd stick with German Shepherds and and see like, you know, fucking swastikas and shit.

You know, Kanye.

You know, I thought about this earlier.

It would have been a great, because the liberals are so mad at this ad, but what if American Eagles campaign was really to focus on how anybody can look good in their jeans and their jeans?

And what if it didn't stop at Sydney?

What if it wasn't?

Well, maybe how do we know that that's not the next commercial?

Right.

What if it was a Zendaya next or a Lizzo next or just a whole campaign?

I hope it's not Lizzo.

Well, anybody can look good in their jeans and their skin in their jeans.

Dude, yes.

You don't even know if that might be the campaign.

Here's the thing.

Who knows?

And who gives a fuck?

Right?

Like, I don't care.

I think it's brilliant because we're all talking about it.

Well, here's the other.

Well, we got one more company.

And by the way, Lizzo is full of shit, okay?

Because Lizzo.

Lost all that weight.

That's right.

She went out talking about all that.

You know, I'm happy.

And by the way, remember, I said, bro, I used to be 350 fucking pounds.

I know they're lying.

Okay.

And you could say, oh, I feel so good in my skin and all this shit.

You're lying.

It's not comfortable to be that fat.

Society is not built for that.

When they start asking you for seatbelt extenders and you can't find clothes that fit and you're the size of a fucking house and you're sweating while you're, you know,

brushing your, yes.

Like it's not healthy.

It's not fun.

And Lizzo went around for years saying, body positivity, look at the.

And now she lost all the weight which by the way i'm glad she did good for her but you're full of shit and you were full of shit then and you're probably still for sale now

well here's here's the thing so it didn't stop at dunkin yeah we got another one someone else we got another one and uh

we got arby's baby arby's in the heat arby's is in on it now uh and guess who they decided to go with you'll like this andy who sophie cunningham oh well that's a good one who's that sophie she's the w NBA chick that.

She's on Caitlin's team.

She's Caitlin Clark's bodyguard.

Yeah, that's right.

That's a double.

I'm gay.

So there's sports and women.

You know?

First of all, don't feel bad.

Nobody knows that sport.

Okay?

Like, thank you.

It has nothing to do with you.

And people don't know.

Yeah, straight people don't know that anyhow.

We only know that because we covered it on the show.

We did cover it.

So don't feel bad.

But yeah, you got Sophie Cunningham.

She's now, she got an ad deal with Arby's, and they're on it.

This was the ad.

Sophie posted this saying, I have the meats with the shirt that says, hot girls eat Arby's.

Okay.

And this is somehow bad, too?

Well, she's hot.

She's nice.

Well, she ain't ugly.

No, she's not ugly.

She's not no, you know.

Here's what it is.

Angel Reese.

Okay.

I meant the other one.

Brittany Griner.

You know what I'm saying?

No, no, no.

She presents herself very confidently yeah which comes off as attractive yeah okay well she so she said i have the meats at arby's and then arby's uh reply which is attractive it's not comes off as attractive it's attractive check check arby's reply though somebody needs to take their account hell yeah you do

hey

they got the meat so she says i have the meats hell yeah you do

what's so what's wrong with that that's amazing what's wrong with that

somebody needs to take their account.

No, bro.

This is how marketing's done now.

Like,

well,

I want to bring this up because I think we need to show what marketing looks like from the left and how fucked up they actually are.

I have this clip that's been going around.

It's a WNBA.

It is nice to see some white people and some advertisements.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I'm tired of the blacks.

I mean, look, man,

it's successive.

I'm not saying,

listen, here's the thing.

For the last last six years five years six years you have legitimately not seen a complete white family in an ad okay you haven't you you know

generally speaking what do you see it's mixed it always is it always is and it's like bro not not that there's anything wrong with a mixed family i don't give a fuck but like most families aren't yeah you know what i'm saying so like when we you know it's nice to see

society kind of going back to the shit that always was.

Like, good-looking people and ads.

Like,

hot girls fucking selling shit.

Sex sells.

That's real shit.

That is real shit.

Okay.

So, I don't know.

I'm kind of happy about it.

Yeah.

Well, let's see the left's attempt at marketing and how that works for them.

So this was a Gatorade ad.

Okay.

Have you guys seen this yet?

No.

So it's a billboard

with all the WNBA players that says, let her cook.

Well, he ain't cooking shit.

So listen to this.

Listen to this fucking list.

Listen to

me.

Like get in the kitchen.

Listen to this dude, bro.

Yeah, she can cook whatever she wants to.

Meatloaf or pork steak, fried potatoes that cornbread be good.

Barely anything.

Bro, they didn't think that one through, dude, at all.

Let her cook, man.

Bro, you know what happened there?

And what happened there was it was so fucking obviously offensive that nobody in the office wanted to point it out.

I couldn't even point it out because they would have gone to fucking HR.

Bro, like, dude, if you're that's how politically correct the offices got for a while.

And the big corporate offices are like that.

That was so, bro.

Nobody missed that.

No, just nobody wanted to say anything.

Let her cook.

Yeah.

Oh, if you put that out, they're going to say, get in the kitchen.

What do you think about women?

Yeah, right, right.

I'm reporting Annie to HR.

Right?

Like, that's the whole thing.

That's actually,

really believable.

Oh, no, it is.

Listen, I've been in a gazillion meetings.

I promise you, that's what happened.

Because we have a very loose culture, and sometimes people don't want to point out obvious shit like that.

So, like, in a think of in a stiff culture, like you're scared to say anything.

Oh, yeah.

Because they're like, they're going to think I'm the biggest.

They're going to think I'm the one that's

no, no, no.

I don't want it in the kitchen.

I don't want to hear the kitchen.

Yeah.

That's how it can be viewed.

Bro, remember that one time?

Dude, remember that one?

Yeah.

I fucking had to catch some shit one time.

I don't even want to say what it was but but it was very similar to that

it was like very it was it was it was innocent very innocent it was all right i'll just tell the story yeah tell the story all right like five years ago okay we had some new flavors of a product come out

and two of the flavors were watermelon and grape all right and but there was like five flavors right okay so for like all the other flavors it was a white white people but then on the watermelon and the grape it was black dudes or Black athletes, man.

Did you do that, Joe?

You're the one that did that?

Yeah.

And I had to catch it.

I caught it.

Like, I saw him post it.

I said, hey, fuckers.

Wait, it was posted?

Oh, yeah.

It got posted.

Just the carousel.

Yeah, we got the carousel.

I had to call the guys, and I'm like, did no one notice this?

It's like, no, because we're not racist.

It's valid, but

yeah.

But dude, this was like

this was like during George Floyd.

It was the hide up.

So like, we had to be paying attention to that.

But, like, dude, nobody wanted to say anything because

nobody wanted to be the guy that says black people like watermelon and grape.

I like watermelon and grape too.

I like pigs, people.

Yeah,

no, chitlins.

But, dude, it was like, yeah,

you know, now everything's

a lot.

We're getting back to the swing.

Yeah.

But, like, dude, people get afraid because they don't want to fucking be the one that points it out.

Yeah.

Let her cook.

You fucking let her cook.

What's the next one?

Let her make sandwiches, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Gatorade goes good with a fucking turkey sandwich.

That's right.

That's right.

Listen, it's fucked up, man.

It's fucked up.

Guys, jumping off the conversation.

Let us know what you think down here.

Yo, you were the guilty party there?

I know you don't.

Bro, he doesn't.

No.

Like, dude.

Oh, man.

I saw that shit, bro.

If I die of a heart attack, just know you were part of it.

Fucking guy right on the phone.

I'm like, I saw it immediately.

Hey, guys, yeah, I think we got a problem.

Houston, we have a problem.

Yeah, yeah.

What was funny is nobody said anything, but it was only a matter of time.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

However, yeah, but yeah, man.

Uh, we got one more headline.

Let's uh get to our third and final one.

We got headline number three.

Um,

this is an interesting play, um, Elon Musk.

Let's talk about him.

Um,

headline reads: Elon Musk makes bold play for an unlikely marriage with three trillion-dollar Icon.

What?

What does this mean?

Yeah.

Well, so Elon Musk has been openly hinting at a historic merger in the business world, suggesting that his company, XAI, should partner with tech giant Apple.

Musk is Musk.

I hate his last name, man.

Musk Company is the corporate face of his popular AI chatbot, Grok, which functions similarly to competitors like ChatGPT, Claw, Gemini, and Copilot.

Meanwhile, Apple has struggled to bring its own AI programs to consumers, notably delaying improvements to the Siri voice assistant until 2026.

So venture capitalists started openly speculating this month that Musk and Apple make the perfect power couple in the AI world, with XAI bringing Grok to even more people using iPhones through this proposed partnership.

And apparently,

Musk, he actually just uh bought a former Apple uh designer, uh, Joni Eve's hardware startup for a reported six and a half billion dollars.

Um, so the story here is you got tech giants coming together.

Hey, I'm just gonna say this: tech giant, I'm just gonna say this right now,

Elon.

Did we put the show on Twitter now?

Okay,

Elon,

I have the greatest

tech

hardware software company that's going to ever exist right now.

It just hasn't launched yet.

And nobody's done it and nobody's ever thought of it.

And it will change the fucking world.

Call me.

Continue.

Yeah.

I'm being dead serious.

No, for sure.

But my thing on this, because I mean, I saw this as an

interesting topic, sure, right?

But I think

I have a problem with this, right?

I don't, I'm not big on monopolies.

And I feel like that's all this is.

Yeah.

Monopolizing Monopolizing power.

Monopolizing.

Well, you know, there used to be a time when the government would deregulate these

big companies, but they don't do that anymore because they pay so much money to the politicians.

Back in the 80s, the phone companies were like that,

deregulating and broke them up.

I mean, they did it to a bunch of industries.

Yeah.

And yeah, this is the tech, the tech world should not be controlled by four guys.

Like, when does a partnership get translated into like a monopoly?

Like, it's one thing to partner with another company, but it's another when everything is it's becoming into one yeah a big incestuous fucking conglomerate now need everything to be related like I drive a Tesla and there was an update that just came through that puts Grok in the car I don't want Grok in the car.

Just give me the damn car not only that robot Did you see the fucking did you we covered this on we well We were gonna cover it Did you see they opened a restaurant?

Yeah, yeah, the diner.

Yeah, the diner in LA.

Yeah, terrible.

You gonna go if I was out there probably would yeah, but see I say the same thing but see like they did it wrong.

They did it totally wrong.

Nobody wants to go in and get chicken and waffles at a place that smells like fucking Windex, right?

Like, they're trying to get people to adopt the technology and become, because they got this robot that does the popcorn.

Yeah, I don't like, I don't like all that.

Yeah, but, but, like, dude, what he's trying to do is to get people more comfortable with the technology.

And that's not a way to do it.

Like, how it should be done is, like, dude, what kind of restaurant do you want to fucking get chicken and waffles at?

For real?

Like an actual chicken shock.

Okay, but what, what does the atmosphere like oh it's very just like grungy like just real i don't know it's like very yeah so you want you want

there you go you want you want a red and white checkered tablecloth you want to go in an actual diner you want a you want a woman to come in who's you know a big jolly woman who calls you honey and let her cook dude for real and you want to have that experience and and instead of making it smell and taste like this futuristic thing why don't you make it smell and taste and feel like the old thing and then work the technology into it you know like that's where because what you're trying what he's look this is a whole we could do a whole podcast on why

this is not the best idea for what he's trying to do but

if you're trying to get people to adopt something different you want to tie it to something familiar yeah and

That's not what's happening with the technology.

And that's why people are resisting it so much.

Yeah, I see the deeper intent that you're looking at behind it.

So for now, when I'm going on long road trips in in my Tesla, most of the chargers are at a gas station.

Yeah.

Just at a gas station that goes inside real quick.

And then if I'm charging for a long time, I'll walk to a restaurant.

But the way he's doing it is incorporating all this tech and the AI and the robots.

When in reality, if he would just open up an old school diner with the driving movie theater, but actual people and I know they have rollerblades and stuff, but not so much tech heavy.

Yes.

It'd be fine.

Bro, people would adopt it much more easily.

Like he's shoving the

robot people.

Make it Americana, bro.

Do like a fucking a drive-in.

What do they call that?

The movie theaters?

No, the fucking, not driving, but like Sonic.

Oh, yeah.

Where they come out on fucking roller skates.

Now, they do do that there, which is interesting.

They do come out on roller skates there.

And

they have the movie, but at the Tesla thing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They have a lot of the robots there too doing all the optimus.

I don't know.

They have a lot of the robot doing a lot of stuff.

Bro, I want to walk in.

and get good food.

Like the food he's trying to serve is the fucking thick bacon and the

the comfort wholesome americana food i want to have an americana experience oh and by the way you could still do that and tie in your rope like the the the robot would stand out even more in a place like that yeah you know so

come by my tech

you can control the fucking world

and i'll help you with your restaurants yeah and i i want a boat i want a boat

a mayflower how deep this in like this partnership that he wants with apple is going to to get or how, what he's envisioning.

In my brain, I see X and Apple and knowing Elon, not personally, but how he is.

I'm immediately jumping to Neuralink and iPhone.

And I'm like, does he have plans for that in the future?

Where he's integrating all these chips for people's phones.

And then he's thinking to super far.

Plus,

let's be real, dude.

Apple lacks.

an innovative leader right now.

Yep.

Okay.

Like

Apple hasn't changed or innovated since jobs passed away it's been the same thing they they use the strategy of planned obsolescence which is an expiration date on technology intentionally to drive their revenue so we're we're seeing this right every time that we get a new iphone now there's new chargers and new plugs and new and that's what they have to do to maintain revenue to cover for their lack of innovation so if i'm apple regardless of the monopoly that it would create like just strategically talking business a partnership with Musk might not be a bad idea because he is a visionary, creative thinker in terms of how to use the hardware.

Apple's become a fucking hardware company.

You know, they make a phone.

They make, you know,

a new, a new release, you know, every year with new shit.

And that, it's not real innovation.

It's fake innovation.

And they, they, they plan it.

It's called planned obsolescence.

Wozniak told me all about it.

You know, so

they need some help with that, but I don't know that it would be good for the world.

Yeah, I don't trust Elon Musk in terms of like,

and this is not personal against Musk.

I don't trust anybody to have that much power and control over society.

And then they do it under the guise of capitalism, right?

I'm a capitalist, but there's ethical capitalism, and then there's unethical capitalism.

And once a company gets too much power, just like when a government gets too much power, it becomes very easy to see yourself as

the creator of culture as opposed to serving

people and solving their problems you know it becomes about control instead of help well here's the other issue too and we're seeing that more with ai too bro and that's why i'm about to say because ai is about ai is about dependency it's not about they they sell it to you and say it's great but really it's about dependency because once you start in and there's already studies that are showing this your intelligent levels levels drop your IQ drops you're not creating new neural pathways you're exactly depending on the tech and Sam Mottman just talked about this on a recent podcast he was saying that guy's a fucking millennium he is yeah that millennials use chat GPT more as like a oh I'll go to this for this quick question or advice with this whereas gen z and gen alpha they're using it as like an operating system for literally everything and i feel like it's only going to make people dumber oh yeah and we're going to see younger people have alzheimers because yeah because the older people are getting alzheimer's because you're not using their brain a lot and we tell them use do puzzles yeah stay active which

does that create in the long term dependency dependency right and we have all these young people depending on chat gpt and they're not thinking because you can be in school and yeah i'm only using chat gpt for this class i don't care about but it's the act of learning that helps you learn not necessarily what you're learning It's the act of creating these new neural pathways and becoming a better, stronger person that prepares you later on in life to tackle challenges and know how to operate through it.

Absolutely.

If you're not going to have that because you're depending on Chat GPT, where do we end up?

Well, dude, let's think about it like this, bro.

Let's just say that the three of us are the evil overlords that we think these people are.

Not Elon, but like Soros and

Klaus Schwab and all these people at the top, Netanyahu, okay?

All these people at the top that push this globalism bullshit from

either publicly or privately.

Let's just say that's us, okay?

And we're like, fuck, we want to control the world and

we want to maintain control and maintain power.

The easiest way to do it is the way that they're doing it.

They're creating tech that creates dependency based upon convenience.

And then

they are leveraging people's financial greed to put more dependency into the system.

All right.

A lot of people right now, how many people have their life savings in Bitcoin?

Okay.

And by the way, I'm not here to argue, can you make money in Bitcoin or not?

What I'm saying is this.

If I were the head honcho of the bad guys, what I would do is I would unleash the tech, which AI tech has existed far

many years ago.

Okay.

It's not new.

It's new to us.

I would release the tech, lower the IQ, create as much dependency on convenience.

Every which way.

Okay.

I would make it so that an entire generation of people is unable to repair a small gasoline engine or change a tire or grow food or take care of themselves or hunt or defend themselves.

And I would do that slowly through the implementation of technology, which by the way, we are many years already into.

Okay, the thing, and I will just say this, the things that I know how to do are probably 60% less than what my dad, who is 80 years old, still knows how to do.

Okay.

And I'm a capable man by my generation standards.

Now,

once I get everybody,

once I get this long enough, going long enough,

you know what I do?

Turn the fucking power off.

Turn the shit off.

I turn the power off.

There's no money.

Nobody knows how to survive.

And within weeks, I depopulate the planet because there will be chaos and war and no ability to know how to survive.

All at the switch of a button.

Yes.

Which sounds, to some people, can say conspiratorial, but it's literally, if you just keep life going as it is right now,

it's already happening.

It's a likely contender.

If everybody's at home using ChatGPT for everything, Amazoning everything, DoorDashing everything,

and not leaving the house, they're just at home, you're just getting more dumb and more dependent.

Would you be able to survive without power today?

If they turned it off right fucking now, would you?

I'm i'm talking about right now like right now we walk out of the podcast what the would you do there's no power your car doesn't run it went for a little bit yeah but where are you going a generator

so is everybody else last long it wouldn't last that long that's what i'm saying dude and we're creating a society and by the way i don't have a better answer than you i'm not saying like hey i'm prepared like the society that we're creating is a very dependent one it's not really it's not promoting my independence and free will and teaching people how to you know in fact they demonize that's intentional.

Yeah, I'm gonna say they demonized that.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Those preppers are

right-wing extremists, right?

Yeah, well, that's what I was gonna say, too.

The other let's put Mike Glover on the terror list because he's teaching people how to survive and build campfires.

Yeah, that's the other danger part of this, man.

It's like we got to remind ourselves,

our government, this current administration, which is one of my issues with it,

just set up for the next five to ten years to have zero regulation on any of it.

You know what I'm saying?

With this AI shit, you know what I'm saying?

So it's like,

we see how fast AI is moving right now.

They just gave him five to 10 year fucking unlimited fucking unlimited scope.

Whatever happens.

Dude, even bigger than that, like that allows

people really, unless they're like very technical,

technology versed.

What that dude, what that allows is for every fucking person's information, every person's creative copyrighted information, every fucking thing that everyone has ever done in the history of mankind to be scraped into someone's large language model of AI, which protects nobody's work that's ever been done.

Like, there's so many problems with this, dude.

It's

look.

There's so many obvious problems with this.

It cannot be a reasonable thought

that they just unleashed it not knowing like in ignorance i mean an easy example is elon and if you look at what he's doing with uh

i forgot the name of it the cyber cabs versus

oh yeah yeah the little cyber cabs versus waymo the self the really self-driving like ubers or whatever you look at waymo

studying the roads and creating their tech and you know trying himself to be a business elon he just flipped a switch he's been getting all this data all this ai from everybody driving a Tesla since 2012.

All those Google Map cards you see driving around the street, they needed to do that to then have the street view in Google Maps.

Elon, he just, he was like, oh, I'm already have all these Teslas out on the street.

They're already getting all this data.

I'm just going to record all that data.

And they're literally every single Tesla on the road now is my own, basically a Google Maps car.

And then I have all that data.

And now, at the flip of a switch, oh, I can turn my car into a cyber cab because he already has the data.

He's already like 12 minutes ahead.

Is that a new?

I didn't know.

So, so you can make your car a cab?

In the future, yes.

They're already making cyber cabs.

So basically, you can make your car an unmanned Uber and pay for it.

In about two years, yeah.

They already have some in Austin, but I can personally buy a Tesla for like 30,000 and then send it out to the road while I'm not using my car for it to work.

And that's what Elon's pitching is saying, your car should never be parked.

Like, if you're at home, let your car go Uber and then come back home because he wants a little capital aside and, you know, make the money.

Well, greed is the avenue to adoption yeah and it is interesting that you talked about how you know what's the long-term game that was elon's long-term game he's talked about this for years and i mean i think elon into it we just wasn't given the data do you think he's doing it for malicious reasons or do you think he's just that smart he's like this is a great idea and not thinking about it i think he's a genius but i also think he's

I think he's very smart and very innovative.

But I

almost want to go down the route that he's just not a realist, but he's just saying, okay,

AI is already unleashed.

So he's already looking 10,000 steps ahead.

Well, while I'm here, what can I do to make the most money?

I already know it's already here.

So I already know self-driving cars are going to be a thing.

Yeah, but dude, after a certain amount of money, bro, like, it doesn't matter.

And he's not a money guy, bro.

He doesn't own a lot of stuff.

I've seen that with Twitter.

He just, oh, let me just sign off for all these billions of dollars.

I mean, bro, I mean, he outside of an airplane, which is a booger compared to what he can buy, he could buy the fucking airplane companies.

The guy lives reasonable, you know?

So, like, I don't know if it's about money, dude.

I, I think the guy, I look, I'm not, I don't know him, so it's all talking out of my ass.

And, you know, and

what I can deduce from watching him, I mean, I think the guy's just so fucking smart that he takes this shit up and acts like a lot of times in business, dude,

the fastest executor is not always the best businessman businessman

because

they execute on ideas quickly without thinking of the long-term repercussions.

And so like good CEOs,

great CEOs have the vision to weigh all the options before they fucking pull the trigger.

Good CEOs will execute so fat, which they come across as very good in a lot of situations.

Like people say, oh, he's great.

He executes.

Sometimes,

and by the way, for those of you that listen for business content, this is not you.

You need to execute more.

Sometimes people are so fast at executing, they fail to recognize the detriments of what the plan could provide later.

And sometimes I look at Elon and I think he's a fucking brilliant dude

who is not a great CEO because he does not think before he goes.

And

maybe that's me giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe he sits in his fucking plane with a fucking evil mask on and

you know, like, I don't know.

But I know enough people that know him and they're friendly with him.

They like him.

Yeah.

You know, so I don't know.

That's extremely valid because when you say that, the meat example that comes to my mind is Samsung and Apple.

Samsung sells a lot of parts to Apple.

It's a use, especially their screens, but Samsung is very quick to put out a feature.

Yeah.

For example, you think of like Apple Pay.

Everybody knows what Apple Pay is.

Everybody uses Apple Pay.

That tech, Samsung's had in their phone since 2010, and it acted so fast on it, but then Apple's like, we could do this.

How do we scale it out?

What's longevity?

What's the marketing?

What's the play here?

And now

it's just everywhere.

That's right.

And that's a good example of that.

Yeah, bro.

It's it, there's many.

There's multiple personalities that fit into a most people don't understand that CEO is a higher position.

It's not always the founder.

Like you could go on LinkedIn or put your feelers out and find very effective CEOs.

The best CEO is the guy who can

develop the best plan and execute the plan at the perfect time.

And

just because someone's worth $200 billion

doesn't necessarily mean that they're the best CEO.

And I know people will get upset when I say this because they'll say the game is to make money

yes but if someone's exceptionally brilliant they can make the money you get what i'm saying so he really in my opinion i think he needs some people in between him and the outcome yeah that say hey uh here's what could happen if we do this and this and this which i'm sure he dude this guy this guy's not he needs his own team he's good at hiring and creating teams yeah innovation of tesla and neuralink and spacex He's good at putting those teams together, but he needs like an Elon team.

Like he needs his own damn team to figure out his ideas and how they're getting pushed out.

And that'd be very effective for him.

And what it means for the fucking world.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Like he, there needs to be some consideration to the amount of power that has,

for right or wrong, been collectively bestowed on him

to use it responsibly.

Yeah.

100%, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, we have a final segment.

Thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

As always, we're bringing this up, bring a headline in, talk about it, and we vote on it.

We give it one of those two options.

Amir, let me ask you something.

You like amusement parks?

Yes.

Okay.

Like, it's kind of unhealthy how much I like it.

Okay.

I like the atmosphere, but

there's things about it I don't like.

Okay.

Like,

I don't like when I go to Six Flags

and there's 400-pound ladies wearing fucking see-through fishnet outfits as their cover-up.

And the chairs.

And then bikinis.

And then they have a two-foot-long turkey leg, you know, and a wooden mug.

Like, we're in the fucking middle.

It's a weird dynamic that makes me uncomfortable.

Like, we're at a, what do they call those festivals?

The Renaissance fairs.

Oh, yeah.

We're kind of in the Renaissance fairs.

We're kind of at like.

We're kind of in the 80s.

We're kind of at old country buffet.

Dollywood in Tennessee, they have a, you walk in and you cut a right and it's like a parking lot for the scooters.

And you go in, everybody has a scooter and they're just scooting around.

No shit.

For the big people?

Yeah.

For everybody.

For the big people.

I can't stand that.

If you're too big to fucking walk around at an amusement park, you should probably just don't go.

Well, you should probably try to lose some weight.

You know what's funny about the theme parks is that now they have so much chaperoning policies and not allowing teenagers in because I wonder what it's talking about.

Like, what color person, what group of people changed the rules for a theme park?

Yep.

Well, I mean, it was obviously white supremacy, bro.

Oh, it's holy white kids.

A bunch of dunk and donut cows.

It's a bunch of fucking nerdy white dudes.

It's the brands.

Running through with their pocket protectors.

No rhythm.

Everything fun is getting ruined, and that's what I don't like about theme parks, but I love them.

Well, okay.

All right.

Well, specifically, the rides.

All right.

Because this just happened.

The amusement park ride snaps at Saudi Arabia Park with 23 reported injured.

An amusement park ride malfunction in Saudi Arabia has reportedly left 23 people injured with three critically hurt, no one dead at this time.

A video of the incident shows the ride with 360 degrees written on top.

It's swinging back and forth before the arm with the spinning wheel carrying passengers snapped off the frame of the ride.

Let's check this clip out.

I'm not getting on that motherfucker anyway.

No?

Zero chance.

The sound comes back in.

There's no chance I'm getting on that.

I want to know who made this.

Oh, hell no.

That's why I don't get on the rides.

See,

I'll get on a ride at a theme park that is nationally known and recognized and follows the rules.

I don't know what Saudi Raby got.

I don't know what they're like.

You don't get on no Kearney rides.

Yeah, no, no.

You mean like these?

They should rides like this.

This shit, I don't do that shit.

No, no, no carney rides, bro.

You go to a carni ride and there will be shit jacked up with wooden blocks.

And like, yep, hell, no, for real.

Oh, I know, bro.

They're gonna be moving like this.

They bring it to South County.

You look at the guy, and there's a guy standing next to it, looks like fucking Joe Dirt, smoking a cigarette.

And he said, it's all good.

Yeah, it's fucking good.

Don't worry about it.

Fucking rubber bands.

Zero duct tape.

Bro.

I've been doing this my whole life.

Yeah, smell the motor oil.

Look at like if you look at the boat ride, that's a semi-truck.

You literally just fold it up and then it's literally on wheels and you just drive it away.

Bro, that ride used to terrify the fuck out of me.

Bro, it makes my stomach drop.

Oh, you didn't like the boat ride either, did you?

Yeah, for different reasons.

Yeah.

Triggering.

Yep.

Memories.

You try to get on there and look for the basement.

It's worth my chain.

Dude,

I don't know what that...

Bro, I was never in the rides, bro.

Like, because of that shit.

Now, I'll tell you what I do like there.

The funnel cakes.

Now, we know that.

Funnel cake.

Yeah, that's right.

God damn that mirror.

Amir.

Amir is getting a permanent seat, bro.

Honorary faglit.

Anytime you come through, you better stop by and do a show.

Dude, the

yeah, no.

I'm not doing it, bro.

I do like carnivals and fairs.

Like, I like that.

Holy fuck, dude.

No way.

Is that real?

That's real.

That's real.

That guy died, huh?

Oh, for sure.

Holy shit, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, and this was the...

God died.

That was the amusement.

That's where it went.

But that was a different one, right?

That you just showed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, I mean, look, man, there's some serious.

Dude, did you do you guys remember that story from the guy in Kansas City?

There's a congressman in Kansas City from Kansas City whose son,

whose son went down a fucking water slide and got his head cut off.

Yeah, it's called Verut.

I'm very plugged into theme parks.

You know this one?

Yeah.

So what happened?

The Veroot basically was the world's largest like water slide.

And it was kind of the ones that you sit in a little boat, like a water coaster, and it would go down and then it went up and then back down.

And they were trying to- He wasn't heavy enough or something.

He wasn't heavy enough.

They're trying to do the math on that going back up, and they had a netting over it, but the kid just wasn't heavy enough.

So he went down and then went up and yeah, it he cut his head out, snapped his chin and decapitated him and then his body went back down the water slide yeah and everybody was greeted with blood and a body yeah

yeah i remember

his dad's a congressman or something yeah yeah yeah yeah the the fucking tower power at six flags here it's remember to snapped that dude's leg off dude when i was a kid there was a uh there was one a stand-up roller coaster out there at six flags and some lady fell out of it and died someone got it's a lot of just narrow you remember that i'm cool yeah i'm cool i'm all right and then they they took it down and they put where the that's where the ninja is now

i i still i do like like i do like those rides at the theme parks but i do not do carnival rides no

way i won't do the carnival rides and i won't do a theme park that's not a big challenge like known if i i will i unless that ride's been up for a long time i you won't find like a family park i want to support it in you know the atmosphere but no rides i'm not putting my life on that i did like how like all the uh the people on this, they still had their garbs on.

What?

Like, bro, bro, that so that is safe.

Check this out.

That 360 part,

that's the counterbalance of the weight.

Yeah, right, right.

And then look when it breaks.

It fucking hammers somebody, dude.

Like, somebody gets hammered by that whole counterweight, which has to be thousands and thousands of pounds.

And then go back and slam right into it.

Yeah.

How did that not kill anybody?

How did that not kill anybody, bro?

That's like hitting somebody with 10,000, 50,000-pound hammer.

Bro, had to.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, nope.

That's thumbs down.

Thumbs down.

Well, nobody died

yet.

So thumbs up for that.

Yeah, that's good.

Thumbs up for live.

But thumbs down for carney rides.

Yes.

Is that a carnival ride or is that a park?

You know, no, it's an actual like amusement park that they have.

Kaya Tra.

Kadea.

That's what it is.

yeah no you guys sound racist i kind of feel bad i really they're opening up a new theme park is partnered under six flags and have some really reputable companies back in these rides but i can't go why not they don't do gays no

where is it at when does the ticket deep up in saudi arabia it's oh well yeah they got some wait is it a guitar

i think so Dude, like, remember that guy wore that gay shirt at soccer game and the next day he was dead?

No.

Yeah.

They don't play that shit at all.

Yeah, I'm not.

They have this new coach coming out.

It's like 600 feet drop, and I want to ride it, but

I'm not going.

You could play for one day, though.

You said you.

No.

I can pull some cat.

That's what I'm saying.

I can be straight.

Look, bro.

We all know.

We know you're all game.

We're fucking very aware of that.

I can pull it.

I'm the gay best friend.

You could be naked in front of me.

You know how real that shit is?

I know.

I told this girl, oh, yeah, I'm gay.

It's fine.

Top titties out.

Titty's out.

Yes.

Out.

Yeah, bro.

They're going to be like, oh my gosh, yes, it's okay.

But no, I.

Dude, we're on.

We're on to you.

It's the girl.

The girls.

The girls are the ones that are getting fooled here.

Listen.

It's a good time.

I bet.

It's not bad.

I've thought about trying it a couple times.

Hey, girls.

Hey, girls.

It's me.

Oh, my God.

They feel so real.

Yeah.

That's actually real.

Yeah.

I'm like, can I touch him?

Like, yeah, go ahead.

Hulk off.

And I'm like, this is kind of like.

If I touch him, I'm going to jail.

What's going on down there?

Don't.

That's a physical reaction.

It's fine.

I'm not actually attracted to you.

I've done that once at a college party.

I had to pee and my friends drugged me in the girls' bathroom with them, and this girl screamed, like, it's okay, I'm gay, which I would never do that now.

She's like, oh my gosh, yes, it's fine.

And then kept, here, we'll use a star together.

It's fine.

I do it.

It's a fucking problem.

Some people are called cops and shit.

Like, what the fuck, man?

Yeah.

Yep.

It's crazy.

We're on to your game.

We get it.

Sometimes Sometimes I could be straight.

It's where do you do straight stuff?

That's what it is.

Like Bale Hay.

Bail Hay, you know, get my hoe and do some raking.

Do some hoe shit.

Hoe shit, yeah.

Turn into a white.

Honestly, it's probably Jamal.

Jamal is my ultra-ego.

It's my middle name, my angry black man.

And he gets hood.

And I'm thinking about like Jamal will be straight, you know.

Yeah.

He does some real hard shit.

Real hard shit.

You know.

Hard street shit.

Fucking women.

That's right.

Fucking bitches.

You know, getting all up in there.

Yeah.

Yeah, no.

Where are we going?

I'm good.

Oh, man.

Guys, Andy, Amir.

That's all I have.

Yeah.

Hey, bro.

Thanks for coming in, dude.

Thank you for having me.

It's great to see you, man.

Likewise.

Yeah.

Next time you're on your way to your pawpaws to do some straight shit.

Yes.

Swing it.

Swing it and do a show.

Definitely do that.

Yeah.

All right.

Hey, tell everybody where to find you.

You can find me at amirodom.com, A-M-I-R-O-D-O-M.com, or just YouTube, just Amir Odom, and it'll come right up.

Cool.

All right, bro.

Thanks for coming in.

Thank you for having me.

All right, guys.

You know the deal?

Don't be a hoe.

Show the show.

Ripple sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bank road.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot case close.