912. Andy & DJ CTI: Obama Directed a ‘Treasonous Conspiracy’ Against Trump, Trump Admin Releases Over 200K MLK Jr. Assassination Files & Hunter Biden Lashes Out At Democrats Over Joe’s 2024 campaign

Yeah, when we're sleeping on the floor, now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, dust up, no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

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Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet.

Yeah, what's up, man?

What's going on, man?

Nothing.

You know?

A little rainy out there.

It's a rainy day.

Dude,

it has rained every day for like six months.

Yeah.

At least for like 10 minutes.

Yeah.

Your Porsche's out there a little sad.

I know.

Every time I drive a clean car, it rains every single time.

Never fails.

Yeah.

Never fails.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a

protest over it.

Yeah.

Super glue your hands to some counters.

Yeah.

You know, this is a real legit question, though.

Why don't, like, why isn't there more of a call for like meteorologists to get fucking fired, bro, and strung up by their fucking feet?

They're always wrong.

I don't even know, like, do they serve a purpose anymore?

That's what I'm saying, bro.

Like, I'm in the wrong line of work.

You got apps for that.

Be wrong and still get paid.

I can't remember.

Well, I mean, you

know, that happens.

Yeah,

I just use the apps.

I just use the apps.

Yeah, you're you, you are your own meteorologist.

Yeah.

I'm big into that.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

Didn't you pay like fucking, you got the $5,000 level radar now, don't you?

No, no.

I just get the premium weather apps.

I like to know what's going on, man.

Yeah, that's real.

There's nothing wrong with that, man.

I think in the Midwest, dude, it's a pretty smart investment.

We got to have it.

Yeah, you got it.

Like, dude, there could be a tornado 300 yards away.

You don't know what's going on.

No, not at all.

Not at all.

Yeah, no, we get weird weather here, man.

Yeah.

Don't move here.

Definitely not.

Anyway, what's happening?

Yeah, not much, man.

Guys, don't forget, pay the fee.

Yep.

As always.

Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

But yeah, no, it's a dark day.

Dark.

The man,

Ozzy Osborne's gone, man.

Dude, we were just talking about it.

Just talking about this.

Wasn't that last week or a week before?

Yeah, it was like recently.

Like two weeks ago, because he did a show.

Yeah.

He did his last rites is what he called it.

It literally was his last rights.

I don't know.

This might be too far.

Like, where do you think he went?

Do you think he went up or down?

I don't know.

Ozzy seems like a pretty good dude, bro.

I mean, if you ask like traditional Christians,

he's going straight to hell.

You know,

if you ask new Christians that just discovered the Bible within the last year,

you know, those are the most judgmental kind because they take the word very literally,

which, you know,

to each their own.

Yeah.

I think you got to, I think ultimately you're judged on

how well you treat people, what your intent is,

you know, are you a good person or are you not?

And do you live it?

You know, I think there's a lot of people that fucking, you know,

I guess what I'm trying to say is wearing dark makeup and going on stage and singing about things doesn't necessarily disqualify you from doesn't make you a bad human.

No.

Yeah.

I'm sure a lot of people looked up to him too.

Family guy.

It's not just that, dude.

It's, it's, but like

the religious, the religious zealotry that's happening right now in the world is like, it's, it's off-putting.

You know what I mean?

Um,

you know, one of the things about Christianity that bothers me is how

the newer, the people that are new to it take it upon themselves to preach so heavily and so aggressively to everybody else.

And all of a sudden, you know, they were out doing all kinds of fucked up shit, snorting Coke off boners and doing, you know what I'm saying?

Like doing all this wild ass shit,

stealing shit, fucking half ass in their whole life, which by the way, half-ass in your job is stealing, just so you know.

And then all of a sudden they're, you know,

they're newly discovered and washed away of all their sins.

And now they're better than you.

They're going to tell you about it.

Yep.

It would be funny, though, because I can imagine.

Obviously, I hope he's fine.

I'm sure he is.

But just imagine he does go down there.

He called him the Prince of Darkness, like having that convo with Satan.

It's like, oh, really?

You know what I'm saying?

They did a South Park episode with him, didn't they?

He's down there with Saddam Hussein or some shit, I think.

Something like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think hell is like what people think it is, bro.

I think we're actually in it.

Like this, this is?

Yeah.

I think we're in it right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think we're in it right now.

I think the struggle, the fucking pain, the hardship, the lessons

in terms of the way people treat each other, like, dude, it's hard to believe you're not in it when you see it okay

for governments to kill a hundred thousand fucking children and nobody do anything.

You know, like it's hard to believe that that, you know, that's not where we are

when we look around a lot of times.

Not saying there's not good parts of it, but for sure, you know, it's when you really look at what's going on,

you know, in my opinion, dude, like you really look at what's going on, dude, you know, it's easy to look past all the evil, but there's a fucking lot of it.

And it's easy to like put the blinders on and pretend it's not there.

I'm just not able to do that.

Yeah.

And it makes it.

not fun a lot of times.

You know what I mean?

I wish I, I wish I could, I almost wish I could be ignorant to everything going on.

But yeah, dude, that's what I think.

I think we're in it.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, he's gone, man.

76.

Yeah.

Crazy Train.

I think that's the only song I know of his.

No, you know a lot of his songs.

You just don't know what they're called.

Is that what it is?

Yeah.

What's like top three?

Crazy Train is like what he's most known for, though, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know.

Iron Man's pretty famous.

Never heard of it.

It's the song pretty much everybody who plays guitar starts playing when they start.

Oh, dunno.

Oh, you know, you know a lot of his shit, bro.

Also, you probably don't know.

He was the lead singer of Black Sabbath.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

So, like, all the Black Sabbath songs are fucking Aussie, too.

Really?

Yeah.

Huh.

Bro, he's an icon.

Yeah, not really.

No real talk.

I remember his

reality show he did.

Yeah, bro.

He's, I don't know.

That was cool.

Yeah.

I always liked him, dude.

I thought he was a wild dude.

He's a rock star, man.

He's a fucking rock star, yeah.

Entertainer, bro.

Like,

it's what it is.

You, you entertain.

You know, you're a character.

It's fucking entertainment.

Yep.

Like Nickelback.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, he's wearing a cross, bro.

Yeah.

I mean, that means you're definitely holy.

That's all you need down these.

Yeah.

It's right there.

You know, it's like those OnlyFans chicks that wear the fucking cross while they're doing their videos and shit.

It's like, what are you doing?

Stop it.

Did you think about that?

Yeah, man.

Well, R.I.P to the man man himself, man.

Ozzy Osbourne, man.

That's crazy.

Yep.

Well, yeah, let's get into some coverages.

Let's do it.

Let's take a stroll.

Cruise.

Yeah,

a lot of things to cover.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

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With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines.

Because there's been some interesting updates with this.

We covered this on the CTI Plus a few days ago.

Tulsi Gabbert coming out.

And she had a pretty big statement to make, I think, to the world.

It was a big statement.

Calling the, you know, basically Obama administration, Obama single-handedly,

accusing him of treasonous conspiracy

and saying that, you know, the implications of this are, frankly, nothing short of historic.

And she released about 100 documents of this.

They've all been declassified.

I'm sure by now, everybody has seen the stuff.

She posted them all on her Twitter.

And

she kind of finished it up saying,

these documents detail a treasonous conspiracy by officials at the highest levels of the Obama White House to subvert the will of the American people and try to usurp the president from fulfilling his mandate.

This betrayal concerns every American.

The integrity of our Democratic Republic demands that every person involved be investigated and brought to justice to prevent this from ever happening again.

And then finishes by saying that she, quote, I am providing all documents to the Department of Justice to deliver the accountability that President Trump, his family, and the American people deserve, which has been confirmed at this time.

The DOJ did receive Tulsa Gabbard's criminal referral for all of that.

And, you know, it's so interesting to see, you know, when these things happen.

I know a lot of people online, they're calling this just, you know, a smokescreen.

Look here, not there.

Don't worry about the Epstein stuff.

Let's talk about this, right?

You guys want to rest.

Here's some, you know, let's talk about that.

Right.

But it is interesting because I think, you know, and this has been a trend.

You always watch

who's not talking, who's not saying anything, right?

And like typical, none of the legacy MIDI outlets are covering.

um you know this this development this bombshell that's coming out that's accusing their main man of committing treason you know what i'm saying like they're not covering at all And

when they do cover it, of course, they point fingers and put it on anybody else.

And so that's interesting.

But then things got spicy.

Okay.

It got spicy because today at the White House, Trump is meeting with the president of the Philippines.

And while they were talking in the Oval Office, journalists asking some questions.

And Trump says Obama is guilty of treason for ordering the 2016 Russian investigation, saying they tried to steal the election.

Let's check this clip out.

From your perspective, who should the DOJ target as part of their investigation?

What specific figures in the Obama administration?

Well, based on what I read, and I read pretty much what you read,

it would be President Obama.

He started it.

And Biden was there with him.

And Comey was there.

And Clapper, the whole group was there.

Brennan, they were all there in a room.

Right here.

This was the room.

This is much more beautiful beautiful than it was then, but that's okay.

I have nice pictures up.

They came out of the vaults.

They were in there for 100 years.

This is much more beautiful.

We have the Declaration of Independence now in the room, which wasn't here.

I guess people didn't feel too good about putting it here, but I do.

But you know what?

If you look at those papers, they have a stone cold, and it was President Obama.

It wasn't lots of people all over the place.

It was them too.

But the leader of the gang was President Obama, Barack Hussein Obama.

Have you heard of him?

And except for the fact that he gets shielded by the press for his entire life, that's the one they...

Look, he's guilty.

It's not a question, you know, I like to say,

let's give it time.

It's there.

He's guilty.

This was treason.

This was every word you can think of.

They tried to steal the election.

They tried to obfuscate the election.

They did things that nobody's ever even imagined, even in other countries.

You've seen some pretty rough countries.

This man has seen some pretty rough countries, but you've never seen anything like it.

That's pretty heavy coming from the man.

Again, like, I mean, it's hard for me to immediately, my knee jerk, you know, or not my knee jerk.

I think most people's knee jerk reaction.

This is breadcrumbs.

It's not meaning anything.

I would like to point out, this is the first time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you mean, breadcrumbs?

Meaning, like, this is, you know, like, it's a smokescreen.

It's just them just throwing some bones, you know, trying to cover up all the other stuff.

But I think the biggest difference in this, though, is like, this is the first time that specific names are being called out in the same sentence as treason by people who are high up like this, coming from the president, coming from the DNI.

To put Barack in the same sentence as committing treason in the same sentence, that's a big deal.

To me, that's not a little bitty breadcrumb.

It's how I look at it.

Now, whether they follow through on that, we could talk about that.

But to me, this is not a small thing by no means.

No, I totally agree, dude.

I think,

as always, there's a lot of possibilities that could be going on here.

All right.

And the knee-jerk possibility for everybody

is that

He didn't release the Epstein list.

And so now he's throwing all this shit out there to try and like

distract people, right?

Like, um,

the MLK files just came out, got that later, you got that later, okay.

Um,

you know, Tulsi comes out with this.

I know Tulsi, I actually talk to Tulsi somewhat regularly.

She's a wonderful human being, a good human being.

This is not breadcrumb, this is real, and I I do not

think

that if it's up to her, she's going to stop this all the way to the end.

That's my personal opinion.

She's a true patriot.

She's running this.

She understands what the fuck is going on.

She understands what's been going on.

So I don't see it as, you know, a breadcrumb thing.

I think people

we have to get smarter, dude, and we have to be able to zoom out to look at the whole picture of what's going on.

And the Epstein list is already out there.

If you want to know who's on the Epstein list, you can find that on the internet.

The flight logs are out there.

The pictures of people together are out there.

There's tons and tons and tons of information that will give you the list.

You're asking the wrong question.

Okay.

The list doesn't matter.

What matters is the exposure of the blackmail.

Right.

Why were they on the list?

Why were they on the list?

What were they directed to do?

What was their role?

How did it become that?

Those are the things that people should be asking for, not

what's on the list or these are just pedophiles that like these are general arguments that are easy to deflect from these people.

Okay.

When they say, when Trump says, oh, there's nothing on the Epstein list that you don't know,

that's because it's been out for a long time and you could find it.

And those of us who have been watching this story for the last 10 years have seen the flight logs and we know who the fuck is involved and it's all out there.

All right.

What people should be asking is what I said.

What does this mean?

Who was blackmailed?

What intelligence agencies were involved?

And what is the purpose?

And that's what they're not going to release.

At least right now.

At least right now.

And the reason they're not going to release it, which I completely fucking disagree with, is that

it will crumble the entire power structure of almost every Western government in the world.

Okay.

Because this isn't just the United States.

This is all of the European countries.

It's all the countries in in NATO.

It's all the countries that belong to the World Economic Forum.

It's all the countries that belong to the World Health Organization.

It's all of the countries that, you know, the leaders go to fucking Davos and Bilderberg and all this shit.

Kiss the wall.

Okay.

That's correct.

But hold on, I'm going to get there.

All right.

I'm going to get there about the Mossad thing.

So

there's a couple possibilities here.

One,

Trump is directing the arrest and release of all this treasonous information that we all knew was going on.

We all knew it was going on.

I was 28 years old when Obama got elected.

I wanted him to do well.

So I did not vote for him, but I thought about it.

I did.

Yeah, I mean, he seemed cool.

Hold on.

I did.

I also liked Bill Clinton when Bill Clinton was in office.

Okay.

They were relatable guys.

At that time,

we could reasonably discuss a little bit looser social standards.

That made sense.

Right.

Like, I didn't give, I don't, and I still don't.

I don't give a fuck if gay people get married.

I think they should be able to get married, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

And these are the policies that he kind of ran on.

So it was like, it was, it was more like.

Be cool.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, that was his vibe.

And I wanted him to do well.

But the minute he got in, dude he changed he didn't do his big campaign of hope and change

he started giving away a bunch of free shit okay he started implementing practices of socialism he started intentionally racially dividing people which we saw very clearly front row here in st louis missouri during michael brown okay michael brown was a fucking criminal Obama made him sound like he was Jesus.

And it divided the country and started this racial tension that we've we've had to deal with for the last decade.

He lit that fire.

100% intentionally.

And he also did it.

He also, when those six Dallas police officers got killed, he also did it then too.

People don't remember that.

There was a big shootout

with the Dallas police officers, and he made it racial when it shouldn't have been racial at all.

And

anyway.

I watched all this happen, and a lot of people don't remember this, but I do.

And

when we started to see Trump kind of come along and start to campaign for president,

these people got very confident.

They were laughing.

There's clips all over the internet of all these people laughing when they say Donald Trump's, Donald Trump's never going to be president.

He's not going to be president.

Tom Hanks was saying it.

Clooney was saying it.

They were popping champagne bottles at Hillary Clinton.

They were making fun of them, dude.

Like they roast them in public.

And now looking back, it's very easy to see what happened.

What happened was they were in control of the election.

They misjudged the amount of votes they needed to fucking pull off the win.

And Trump won.

And they couldn't fucking hide it.

So it fucked up their whole plan for the next 10 years.

Had Hillary won that election, we'd already be in the great, uh, the, the,

what, the project 2030.

That would have already been happening.

Yep.

Okay.

Um,

so when we look at and start to break this down,

when Trump started to come into office,

you know, and then he won the election,

a month later, they're coming out saying, Russia rigged the election.

And then they ran that narrative.

And then Hillary Clinton has been proven to have created the Steele dossier, which made it look like Trump was colluding with Russia this entire time and doing all this treasonous shit.

And then, you know, in 2020, they did another, they said, oh, well, it was found that that was not false and then or that it was false and then they ran with it for another four years after they already said it was false so for

eight years they ran this fake narrative that that trump was a russian asset that impeached the dude over yeah dude they did three times when they tried to impeach him three times three times yeah like dude we have you know this coordination with the media and

the celebrities and

you know the music influencers and pretty much everybody saying the same things and then we're starting to look at it and be like why are they all saying the same things

why are we seeing videos of news anchors and media personalities and actors and famous people saying the same lot how are they doing that and then this epstein shit starts to come about okay

so in my mind

what's happening here is still

what I think is happening.

I think that we're dealing with a very real threat against the United States to not allow this

blackmail ring to come to the top of the surface.

And I think the people calling the shots, which isn't Donald Trump,

are going to throw Obama and Hillary and all those people under the bus for treason to get the focus off of this bigger,

this bigger blackmail ring right so uh that's how that's the possibility that i'm seeing right now

that i think is most likely based off what i'm seeing um

i think the blackmail thing is is because it's bigger than trafficking it's bigger than these you know prostitutes it's bigger it's bigger than any of this shit It's the way the world is fucking controlled, and they aren't willing to let that be known.

Okay.

And I don't think it's a coincidence that Netanyahu comes to Washington, D.C.

and the next day Trump's saying the Epstein list is bullshit.

Right, right, right.

And so I think, first of all, people need to start asking the right questions instead of talking about the Epstein list or the child trafficking.

Because we don't even really know about child trafficking.

That's speculation.

There's not a lot of proof of that.

People will say, say, oh, there's 800,000 kids.

Yes.

I'm talking about proof tied in

to this exact operation regarding children.

It's not there.

There's more proof that shows this.

Hey, we got girls on the island that might have been borderline or, you know, a year or two

underage who we got on video a couple of guys.

We control their shit.

You know what I'm saying?

But like, it's not, there's no proof of these eight-year-old kids being sacrificed to fucking Jeffrey Epstein's, whatever, these stories, right?

Right, right.

So it's an easy thing to dismiss those things.

I'm not saying it didn't happen.

I'm saying it's easy to dismiss.

So when I see all of this, bro,

what I see is,

yeah, I mean, I guess it would be a breadcrumb, but I think it's a real thing.

I think they intend on doing it.

But we'll find out.

We'll see.

It could be total bullshit.

It could be fucking, it could be they are legitimately just saying this shit and do will never do anything about it

what we need to watch is what they do what obama does what hillary does like if they start fucking flying to some other country non-extra yeah

it's probably not a good idea yeah probably not good um but i saw well obama just released a statement i saw that yeah he's i got the statement here uh he released it i think newsweek was the first to cover it um

But Obama's office said in the statement, quote, out of respect for the office of the presidency, our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation flowing out of this White House with a response.

But these claims are outrageous enough to merit one.

These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction.

Quote, nothing in the document issued last week.

Distraction from what?

Yeah, right.

Right.

Obama?

Right.

Quote, nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election, but did not successfully manipulate any votes.

These findings were affirmed in a 2020 report by the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee led by then-chairman Marco Rubio.

That was her statement.

That was her statement.

And so, you know, but again, he's like, that's not even, that's not really addressing what was actually released because, one, you're totally lying, one,

because the actual proof proof

completely goes against everything he just said.

Yeah, they manufactured it.

At his direction.

Yes.

At your direction.

Yeah.

So you're saying that

things were affirmed in the report that you made fucking exist.

Here's what happened.

He said, go find some shit.

They couldn't find it.

They came back and he said, go find some shit.

and make sure you come back with some shit.

And they did.

And that's what happened.

It happened over the course of two or three days.

yeah and if and and by find some shit what what that means is hillary clinton making up pissed off pays somebody to fucking create something that was also christopher steel not fucking true and that's what they found yeah you know and so like i mean dude and let's let's be let's let's remember what they've done okay they there's no trust in the election process anymore zero okay there's no trust in the government anymore there's no trust in any of these people anymore at all And it's by design.

That's what demoralization, destabilization is about.

It is about removing nationalism, removing identity, removing personal pride, and then destabilizing the government by removing trust.

And there's no question in my mind that Obama is a 100%

treasonous snake.

And I don't think any of those people that Trump mentioned could defend themselves against the things that they've done.

And And they've done it all for their own ego, bro.

Like,

what do you guys think?

What would it take for you to believe that you get to make the decisions for the entire country, even if that means not following the processes that

have been operating and in place for 250 years?

What kind of ego, what kind of elitist are you to even think that?

So Hillary Clinton, Clinton, Obama, and this group of people sit around and they believe we know better than them.

We're going to make these decisions for our benefit.

Fuck those peasants.

That's what's going on.

And now on top of that, too, Andy, you also got to look at like, you know, this came out.

This was 2016.

This is his first term.

How much shit

was held up?

All of it.

Prevented.

Yeah.

Could have been better.

Could have been accomplished.

That wasn't simply because of this bullshit.

So, I mean, that alone, you know what I'm saying?

Like, dude, we went through fucking hell for those four years.

Yeah.

How much better could this country have been had this shit not go on?

Not only that, bro, they divided us every which way.

Every possible chance.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

So like that alone by itself warrants.

Bro, they fucking let COVID loose on the world to try and stop this shit, bro.

People lost their entire lives' work.

People lost their family.

They lost their friends.

They had to watch loved ones die on fucking Zoom to hide these people's lies.

These people,

this isn't like, oh, you know,

they, we have whistleblowers from the White House, which we covered on this show before, who straight up said that

the people running the Biden administration believed that they had a moral and ethical obligation to make the decisions they felt were the best, regardless of what the American people thought about it, regardless if it was within the lines of the law or the Constitution or anything.

So, yeah, dude, these people are traitors 100%.

And typically, through history, traitors are dealt with very specifically, very painfully, very brutally to set a

example so that these things don't happen again.

And that's what needs to happen here, bro.

That's what needs to happen.

It needs to happen to the whole group.

They all need to be dealt with.

They all need to be, you know, handled publicly, painfully, and permanently.

And

to set

an example for people not to do this shit again.

I mean, you think about the hardship and the chaos and the frustration and the division and the arguments and the financial loss and all of these things that have happened over the last 10 years or so because very simply these people didn't want want to give up their power.

That's fucking terrible, bro.

You know what I mean?

These people are bad people.

They're not good people.

Yeah.

So, you know, when we look at the whole thing,

yeah, it could be a breadcrumb.

It could be, it could be they'd rather give that up than give this up.

But

the risk they run giving that up is those people squealing now.

So, like, this whole situation is very volatile, and it's going to be interesting to see what happens.

100%, man.

Guys, we want to know what your thoughts is on this situation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Uh, with that being said, man, let's go crew some comments, shall we?

Um,

I'm not even sure if this is a real person.

Um,

Princess Big Kitty, Princess Big Kitty, yep, okay, um, your beef sticks make my mouth water.

Thank you.

I don't know how to respond to that.

All right.

Yeah.

$10 of the site.

No, I don't think so.

No, I don't think so.

That does look like Keith's cat, actually.

That might be.

That's Keith's cat.

That's Keith's cat.

Is Keith Princess Bit Kitty?

Yeah, all right, cool.

Thank you.

Yeah.

This next one, Jersey Chick USA.

You got to love these clowns who act like they know what it's like to be the fucking president of the United States.

They sit there doing podcasts in their fucking basement critiquing him.

It fucking kills me.

Wow.

This is a nice basement.

I'm in my basement.

I'm actually in,

this is not in the basement.

It's a nice basement.

This is in one of three buildings that we have here in St.

Louis, Missouri,

total of around 800,000 square feet.

You know, from a business that I built from scratch,

starting with $0 on day one.

And, you know, now we employ thousands of people.

And I'm rich, bitch.

So I don't, I actually do know what it's like to run a whole bunch of shit and not just talk shit out of my mom's basement.

Now, I could appreciate that most of the people that you watch.

are probably unqualified to speak on such things, but I would say I'm more qualified than most and probably more qualified than most of the people in washington because i've run much bigger shit than any of them with the exception of a couple so jersey chick usa uh

yeah i don't know what to tell you is this do we when do we ask for the hot pockets like when do we mom give another fuck

i don't know

act like they know what it's like to be president of the united states uh i like real talk bro i know what it's like more than most i know what it's like more than fucking obama knew when he got elected and more than fucking biden knew when he got elected and uh more than probably almost any of these motherfuckers know trump's the only one i could think of out of the last fucking however many that's run something bigger than i ran it yeah george bush did but he inherited his shit

so uh i think i'm a lot more qualified than most lady maybe you should do your homework before you spout off your stupid shit

yeah agreed another cat person why do we have a lot of cat people it's probably because we we we probably she probably doesn't like that we are actually holding trump to the account you know what i'm saying like

people because we get both that's the thing we get both no we get yelled at by everybody because we keep real we either suck his dick too much or we don't suck it enough yeah that's the thing

look

yeah it is what it is man yeah uh i i promise you like i promise you jersey chick usa that I can run this country better than fucking anybody that you fucking could even, that you've ever even met in your entire life.

Guaranteed.

so look real quick though uh serious moment we're at 33 minutes i'm about to punch some fucking drywall right now yeah

what the blue 33 minutes in i'm blue's got the rage we're pretty much done they call it blue they call it blue blitz punch a kid right now blue blitz i'm telling you yeah put me give me a wife beater yeah a shirt yeah

can i say that yeah

that's what they're called yeah yeah i'm on a tank top yeah this says blue blitz on it

dude this shit's good yeah um all right yeah we got a couple more comments for you so So I had to say that.

I'm about to fucking, I'm getting itchy.

We got another cat person for you.

In their fucking basement.

Fucking kills me.

I'm sure you're broke.

Oh, we got another cat person for you.

H-Lynn2008.

This guy, this Andy guy, don't miss.

That's fucking right.

I don't fucking miss.

We don't do miss information.

Yeah, it is what it is, bro.

I don't miss.

And by the way, most of these dudes that talk this shit on their podcast, they listen here first and then they talk over there.

That's true.

So,

you know, you're welcome.

Yeah, no, thanks, Lynn.

Appreciate it.

We got another one for you.

HBVA 1981.

Lost me, bro.

Unfollowed.

Unfollowed.

You ready for this?

What?

Yeah.

That's Kyle, baby.

Unfollowed.

Unfollowed, man.

I'm so important.

I'm going to unfollow you.

We lost one, man.

Dude, what is it with people that do that?

I don't know.

Unfollow.

Like, that's the only leverage you have in your entire life is your follow.

Because I don't think,

I don't think they, like, we don't get the notifications when they actually do it.

So they have to let us know before they do it.

So that way we know.

No one cares.

Do you think I give a fuck?

Do you think I, like, real talk, with the amount of shit that I say and the lack of pandering that I do, do you think I give a single fuck who follows me?

I don't even try on the internet, bro.

You don't, I don't try.

I do the bare minimum so that you guys don't get pissed off at me.

Fuck.

Bro, this guy says hard R.

It looks like it's from fucking 1997, bro.

98, right?

That's what that picture looks like.

He says he uses hard R for sure.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

He has one black friend for sure.

Whatever.

Yeah.

All right.

Sorry, man.

Unfollowed.

Hope to see you soon.

Yeah.

Guys, we do appreciate you, though.

We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans.

You're the real ones.

Yep.

That being said, let's keep the cruise cruising.

Headline number two.

You alluded to it.

We got some files.

to sift through.

Yeah.

And we're going to do all 200,000 right here for you guys.

So buckle up, buttercups.

Admin, Trump Admin Admin releases over 200,000 MLK junior assassination files.

So another Tulsi Gabbard disclosure here.

She tweeted this out on Twitter.

Tulsi Gabbard revealed in a post that included 230,000 MLK assassination files

that were documents that were included, included details regarding the FBI's investigation into the assassination of MLK, as well as internal FBI memos detailing the progress of the case, along with other information.

This was her tweet, posted it out.

Now,

here's the thing.

So, I took some time to scroll through these, and

I do have some interesting things from it.

But, you know, and it was so funny because it immediately came out that, oh, he released it despite MLK's family's opposition to it, right?

Which was so interesting because AG Bondi, she actually tweeted this out with one of, this is Dr.

Alvida King.

And they had like a little lunch and spent some time before it was released.

And so it's like, you know, I wonder who, who exactly they were talking about that were pissed off at this.

But nevertheless, we have it.

They have a whole website on the National Archive set up for you.

Here's my issue.

Okay.

Because

this is truly what bothers me.

Like,

does this meet the requirements of transparency?

No.

Well,

you could argue yes.

Sure.

It's all released, right?

Very, very little.

They don't summarize it or anything.

It's saying what the fuck it is.

That's my issue.

It's not categorized.

It's poorly labeled.

You don't know, like, bro, 230,000 fucking...

Like, I had my...

It would actually be pretty easy to do now because you just upload it into fucking AI and it would fucking summarize it.

Yeah, for sure.

You know, but it's like.

230,000 fucking documents.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's a lot.

And there's no system like, where I had the tap set to like, you know, 200 pages per fucking thing.

There were still like 30 something fucking pages of this stuff.

Like, it's a a lot, man.

It's a lot.

But there was some interesting stuff that I was able to skim through.

I was kind of just going through, and I did find some stuff that I thought was pretty interesting.

And the first thing being this document here, and we'll link this stuff for you guys again on the website.

St.

Louis is actually tied into this quite a bit too.

Our city, actually.

But

this was an FBI memo that was put in

where they are disclosing disclosing how one of MOK's confidants blatantly started to call out and say directly that not only was MLK assassinated by what he believed was a

CIA operation in conjunction with the FBI, but also JFK and President Kennedy.

And he called it out.

He did so at an address at a conference.

His name is F.S.

Fear,

spelled F-E-R-R-E.

He's a prominent theologian and publicist,

but he expressed concern with the growing power of the CIA in the U.S.

As an example, he said, and he put in here specifically, I tried to look it up, he was alluding to the

deep state, is essentially

what he was referring to,

and said that they were clearly responsible for the assassination of Martin Luther King and Senator Robert Kennedy and have been involved in the death death of President John F.

Kennedy.

And this is the FBI's memorandum because they had people at all of these conferences and all of these speeches following King and all of that stuff before and after his death, by the way.

And

in this memo, they're saying that because of this guy's prominence, he's listed as a who's who, his remarks apparently were not challenged by the Baptist students.

And he was growing, getting a lot of people on board with

his theories of what he he believed has happened.

And now he was on a list of people to watch, right?

There was a lot of documents.

Like I said, 230,000.

I pulled out just a couple.

This was another memo on the same guy.

He did it again.

Every time this guy spoke about it, it was documented when he was calling these people out.

Why do you think that is?

You think it's because it was bullshit?

Right.

Right.

You think the CIA would keep records on somebody that was just full of shit?

Right.

Right.

Well, this final one, this is the most interesting.

There's a guy, his name is Victor Marchetti.

He was actually a CIA agent who handled in clandestine operations.

He

left the CIA and became basically a public whistleblower, if you will.

And he wrote this document.

He wrote a couple of these like blogs almost.

on the JFK assassinations, new developments, because there was a lot of intertwining between JFK and MOK's assassination.

But he wrote this,

which was basically outlining what he believed that this was the CIA,

a full-blown CIA operation, and how the CIA even threw under the bus a couple of their agents to cover up all of this shit, him being almost one.

The crazy thing about this

is that this guy, after he released maybe five of these,

somehow, some reason, completely decided to, out of nowhere, recant everything and say none of it happened.

It was all bullshit.

It was all made up.

Um, just out of the blue after he was, you know, pretty hard.

I mean, these are multiple pages of these blogs that he put out.

Um, but saying that, uh, that, yeah, it was all the CIA, the CIA did it.

Now, it was interesting because, you know, like, you know, that's been, and there's some files on MIK that are still out there for sure that you guys can find.

You know, but it should, it is important to note here, you know, and again, was MLK a great guy?

Sure.

Did he say some great things?

Of course, right?

But we have to be very, very clear.

These are facts.

This is not DJ's opinion or theory.

The FBI saw MLK Jr.

as a communist threat.

Okay.

That was their, that's the reason that they were following MLK.

That's why they had 200,000 pages and documents and memos.

on this guy.

They saw him as a communist threat.

And he was...

Does he explain why?

Why they thought he was a communist threat?

It was because of his socialist tradition.

He had a relationship with socialist politics.

He sympathized with, but ultimately rejected Marxism, technically.

But they viewed him as basically a wolf in sheep's clothing hiding under Christianity and Western ideals to put in communism.

Nah, bro.

He was...

No.

I don't believe that.

I have a hard time believing it too.

I don't believe that.

You know what I believe?

I believe that when black people and white people finally start getting along, they lose their power.

They lose their power structure.

Their power structure completely collapses.

Martin Luther King has been

the most influential figure in bringing races to the closest that they could be

so far.

And we also have to remember that what is called socialism and communism 60 years ago is not the exact same socialism and communism that we have today.

60 years ago, the Overton window was far, far, far to the right.

All right.

When we think of socialists and communists today, you know, we totally think of like,

you know, Karl Marx type shit.

We think of Mao.

We think of,

you know,

Solowinski, we think.

Yeah, we fucking, it's a different thing.

It's much closer to that.

And what I think is that with the Overton window being so far to the right, him being accused of being a communist

and a socialist really just meant that he was moving the window a little bit to the left, which would be center now.

Like if he was alive today, he'd be moving it to the center, not to the fucking left.

Right.

And

my I think he was killed for the very simple reason of these people can't have black people and white people get along, which is the same thing that they've been doing since then.

So, you know, if black people and white people, black Americans and white Americans get along, the manipulation and the bullshit stops.

It fucking stops.

Stops immediately, which is why they work so hard to do it.

So, my opinion, regardless of what it says,

is that he was killed because he was causing an issue at the very heart of their ability to maintain power and control.

Yeah, that is interesting.

I read that in another one of the documents, too.

It was like, because, you know, when they assassinated him, he was going to, he was planning to do another big march on DC.

Like, I think three, three weeks before.

or three weeks after he was actually killed.

That was planned to be another big march.

And that march happened anyway.

You know, but that was clearly laid out.

They wiretapped his house.

They wiretapped his house.

He was followed every fucking way he went, everywhere he went.

All of his people were followed.

Anybody that spoke highly of him, they put cases on.

I mean,

it would make sense.

That would make sense.

You know, he's a threat to the control mechanism.

And anybody that's a threat to the control mechanism has to be removed.

You know, people make those same arguments about JFK, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Like being a unity figure, trying to get America back to where it's supposed to be, gold standard.

I mean, you talk talk about all those things, but it's like

he was a, he, he was, uh, uh, he was an obstacle to the control mechanism.

Had to get rid of him.

Um, you know, it does, it does bother me how in intertwined these federal agencies really were in, right?

Like, I mean, you got CIA implicated in this, you got FBI implicated in this.

They're doing clandestine operations on United States soil to follow a guy who's just saying, hey, we want to be equal.

Like, that doesn't sit well with me.

Right.

It doesn't sit well with me at all, man.

It is weird.

It is weird.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't know.

200,000, 230,000 pages.

That's a lot.

It's an amount that

is intentionally

released in a manner to confuse people and make it hard to figure out what's going on.

I mean, that's it.

Well, because a lot of them, too, like, and you guys will see them.

If you guys go to the website, you guys will see them.

A lot of them, like, there's just handwriting and scribble.

Yeah, like, right.

You know, shit, you can't even really read.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, or like, like, oh, photos, right?

You open it up and it's just like fucking

scanned copies of pictures that like in black and white, you can't even see who the fuck it is.

Like, you know, so a lot of it is just washed to be real.

But, you know, you go through there, you'll find some, some important stuff.

I'd say the stuff on the stuff from Victor Marchetti is a very interesting read

to dive into, man.

So, yeah, so guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our final and third headline.

Headline number three.

We've got a boy back in the news,

America's favorite son.

Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden's back in, yeah.

And he's on like a little tour right now.

He's doing a lot of talking, a lot of weird talking.

It's kind of weird.

It's super weird.

Like, you would think he would kind of shut the fuck up and go away.

Just disappear.

Just go eat some more Parmesan cheese.

But no, he's trying to make another name for himself.

Hunter Biden lashes out at George Clooney, other Democrats over Joe Biden's 2024 campaign.

So this is an interesting one.

Joe Biden's son, Hunter, seen by some as the problem child of the Democratic Party for legal and drug-related woes that brought negative attention to his father, is lashing out against Democratic elites and others over the way he says his father was treated during last year's presidential campaign.

Hunter Biden spoke publicly in recent interviews about last year's election when Joe Biden ultimately dropped his bid and Donald Trump won the White House.

In a three-hour

expletive field online interview with Andrew Calligan of Channel 5, he directed ire towards actor and Democratic Party donor George Clooney for his decision to call on the elder Biden to abandon his 2024 re-election bill.

He called a couple of people out, too.

I got a couple of clips here.

Let's check this first one out.

And you would have the speaker and emeritus that would say, well, you know, I'm going to leave it up to, but

I don't know.

And,

and, um, and they had already made a decision.

They had clearly made a decision.

And when I say they, I mean the speaker.

And, you know, I heard Alexander Pelosi say something, call my, my, like, put your big girl pants on to my mom or something.

And I kind of feel like saying, who the fuck do you think you are?

I would never speak about your mom that way.

Yeah.

I would never speak about your father that way.

I would never insult your parents that way.

Even to this day, I would never.

Who do you think you are?

That's interesting, huh?

Yeah, that's an interesting statement from you, bro.

You know, who the fuck do you think you are?

You know what I'm saying?

You think you could sell your fucking influence by selling bullshit paintings and going to barisma and your family getting rich and everybody, you know,

suffering because of the decisions you and your family made.

You're the biggest fucking fraud in the whole fucking world, bro.

You're on the internet with a crack pipe hanging out of your mouth and MMs on your dick.

Like,

who the fuck are you?

Yeah.

You don't represent Americans.

You represent the Biden crime syndicate.

That is it.

He goes on and on and on.

I watched this other interview with him.

Oh, the one on immigration?

With Channel 5.

He goes on and on and on about how people are insulting his dad and making his dad look bad.

Your dad's a piece of shit.

You're a piece of shit.

And everybody in the country fucking thinks that, bro.

Like, dude, why are we allowing people like this to even be

the representatives of America?

This is fucking bullshit.

And it goes back to the first topic that we had, bro.

These people do not represent us.

And whether or not Obama and Hillary and all of them get arrested and dealt with and fucking wiped off the planet, that's still not good enough because we're still going to be running with this two class system of elites up here and peasants down here, which is the complete opposite of what this country is supposed to be.

This country is for the people, by the people, and most importantly, of the people.

And those are not of the people, especially this guy.

You know, it's really telling, too, because he also went on, he went on a few raids.

Like, he's been doing these podcast interviews and news interviews.

But speaking on that point of being of the people,

he really let his elitism mindset come out and show full force.

Let's check this next clip out.

For someone, am I going to be like all these Democrats say, you have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration.

Fuck you.

How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned?

How do you think you have food on your fucking table?

Who do you think washes your dishes?

Who do you think does your fucking garden?

Who do you think is here by the fucking sheer fucking just grit and will that they figured out a way to get here because they thought that they could give themselves and their family a better chance?

And he's somehow convinced all of us that these people are the fucking criminals.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They are the criminals, homie.

And you're a racist.

Yeah.

Bro, that sounds a little bit like...

If they're here illegally, they're criminals.

Yeah.

I don't understand why that's hard to understand.

It's very hard.

If you're here illegally, you're breaking the law, which by definition makes you a criminal.

Okay.

And then those criminals continue to break the law.

Why?

I don't either.

Not only are they causing all kinds of violent crime, they're reporting the crime as white people doing it

or black people doing it.

They're not reporting it as illegals doing it.

And then they're trying to pretend as if all of these people are families seeking asylum and all this shit.

Motherfucker, how many families came across out of that 22 million people that came?

How many?

Because what I saw and what you saw, what everybody saw was military-age males.

That's what we saw.

Yep.

Okay.

And it's so funny.

Like,

I'm going to go to Twitter here real quick.

Libs of TikTok.

They've been posting like a immigration tracker.

But like this guy here,

Yanhu

Rong,

a Chinese national who's in our country illegally, he was previously arrested for murder.

They just got this guy.

Or this other guy in Maryland, Abraham

Buranu to DC.

He's a criminal, illegal alien from Ethiopia who was convicted of rape and is currently charged with first and second degree rape, assault, and indecent exposure.

Or this guy,

Rigo Berto Azuzu Alvarez,

he was arrested and charged with rape in South Carolina.

He's also

an ICE detainer hold.

But this is who they want, you know, the guys in New York City who just shot an off-duty border patrol agent, right?

Like

that's, that's who the problem is that's who we're talking about yeah that's right um now i do think one thing that that you know a lot of people do like and i don't know because i mean listen we're all tired of it yeah okay black people in the cities are tired of these migrants getting dumped in their cities and getting their resources absorbed up dude people don't even think about this okay these people come in here they get welfare they get government assistance they take up your fucking they clog your emergency rooms your doctors they they fuck everything up because they're not part of what the infrastructure is designed to operate with the reason that you have all of this degradation and happening throughout our country has to do with the 50 million motherfuckers that are here that shouldn't be here that's it okay they use our gas they use our water they you use our electric they use our resources they fucking take and they don't contribute And that's the truth.

And do some people contribute?

Yes.

Are there people who work hard?

Absolutely.

Are some of the immigrants here the hardest working people I've ever seen?

Yes, those people should still come here under the proper guidance and restrictions that are laid out for all immigrants.

And if they don't, they should go home and come back the right way so that everything is on the record, so that they have to abide by the same rules that all of us have to abide by.

Okay, do you think it's right that these motherfuckers don't pay taxes, but somehow collect government assistance?

No, nobody does.

The only people that do are people that don't have to handle money in their lives, meaning they're supported by somebody, okay?

Which is why you get all of these white women from upper middle class who advocate for this shit up until Jose from fucking, you know,

South America, who's come from some third world fucking shithole, punches you in the fucking face and takes your shit.

And then all of a sudden it's like, why didn't you help me?

Well, maybe you shouldn't advocate for things that you don't know.

Maybe you shouldn't talk about things and posture and post about things that you have no idea about.

Because eventually these things are going to come to your front door and you're not going to know how to deal with them.

And that's happening over and over and over again to the point where everybody's tired of it.

And it is creating a lot of racism for for people that look like these third world people.

I'm not talking about black Americans.

I'm not talking about white people.

I'm talking about brown people.

I'm talking about people who look like they come from fucking some other place in the Middle East or Africa and they don't speak our language and they don't adopt our culture.

I'm not talking about the fucking black dude who's walking up and down the street in a fucking Cardinals jersey and it gives you a high five.

And it's like,

I'm not talking about,

dude, we used to have an accepting society here where we would see see someone in like Middle Eastern dress and we would be respectful.

And that's not happening anymore because, and it's wrong.

It's not happening anymore because, dude, we do have Americans that are from other places that have other customs.

And that's okay.

But

we're not able to fucking see the difference between them.

So now people are starting to like fucking hate all those people.

They're starting to look at all the brown people who dress different, talk different, you know, act different, speak a different language and be like, get the fuck out.

And that's the sentiment in America, bro.

It's creating real hate.

That's right.

And the data fucking shows it.

And it sure as fuck doesn't help when they start protesting and marching,

talking about jihad like they did in Michigan last week and talking about if you don't convert to Islam, you'll die.

Bro, get the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

I'm all for people being able to practice their religion.

I have no problem with Islamic people or this is a freedom of religion country.

But when you start doing that shit here, the fuck out of here.

Yeah, that's not good.

I like to take this in a different look, too.

Like, just from the sure numbers, because I did some quick maths.

I know I'm not

probably the most trustworthy person when it comes to numbers and math.

But I look at it as like this: okay, let's say there was 20 million people here.

We got 320 million Americans, right?

Give or take.

We're talking about a 15% increase on the country's infrastructure.

That's 15% people, more people

in our daily drives, in our grocery stores, in our hospitals.

Imagine just for a second in your own home, if everything that you had to handle and take care of increased by 15% out of nowhere

with no warning, and you're just supposed to deal with it.

That's basically what's happening to this country.

It's not sustainable, man.

Like 15% doesn't sound like a lot, but it does when it's in all areas of your fucking life.

It becomes a lot.

And I don't think people look at it like that, man.

It's not cool.

It's not cool.

Not cool, yeah.

Hunter Biden needs to go back to painting paintings with his penis.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, as always.

We have thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck.

You know, I thought we'd take this opportunity.

We've done some polls in the past, right?

We've had fries and a few other things.

In the spirit of Big Backs, let's do some ice cream ratings.

Of what?

Big backs?

Yeah.

What's that?

That's fat people?

All right.

I know that's a new term.

I've seen that going around.

Yeah, big bags, bro.

It's a real thing.

All right.

So, yeah, let's rate some ice cream, Andy.

Let's see how we do here.

We have

ice cream brands ranked.

tier list.

People like our rankings.

I think people trust our opinions on these things.

Okay.

So we got.

Man, most of those, I, you know,

you don't tell me you've never had these.

I mean,

I mean, I could speak to maybe half of them.

Okay.

Where's the Chaco Taco?

No, these are brands, like ice cream brands.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you got you.

So where's the choco taco?

They didn't make it.

Well, then it's the list is irrelevant.

It's not even fucking available as an option.

Well, wait, hold on.

And here's another thing.

Andy's frozen custard is not on here.

Neither is Ted Drews.

These aren't locals, though.

It doesn't matter.

We're talking about the best.

Well, there was one.

Hold on.

We'll do that.

You want the ice cream truck?

No, let's just fucking go through that.

I'm saying they have these with the popsicles.

No.

That's why I figured.

Yeah.

Oh, chocolate tacos and the popsicles.

Yeah, these are the bomb-pop truck options.

Okay.

So this is like I know all of these.

Yeah, I know these two.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let's do this one.

All right.

Okay.

Choco taco goes to the top.

I don't disagree.

Ice cream sandwich goes to the fucking top.

Oh, hold on there.

I think that's a little basic.

Where is the choco taco?

There it is.

Yeah.

Okay, so choco tacos for sure like superior, right?

Yep.

Yeah.

I have no doubts with that one.

Okay, now let's go to what the worst one would be.

That would be the Sonic the Hedgehog or the

ones that look like a face.

Like the Batman.

See, but see, I think those are pretty good.

No, they're terrible.

People buy them because they look like something.

Because they have the gumdrops in there.

Yeah, but they're terrible.

They break fucking teeth out, man.

That's like the biggest scam ever.

The biggest scam on the ice cream truck is the Sonic, the SpongeBob, the Spider-Man, and the fucking Batman.

So you're saying...

You're always like, that's cool.

And then you get it, and you're always disappointed.

You're saying actual garbage.

Yes.

No one ever, no one.

Was ever got one of those and was like, man, I'm glad I got this.

Okay.

See, I feel like the bubblegum also goes to actual garbage.

Huh?

The bubblegum?

Maybe I had the bubblegum?

No, but I'll take your word for it.

Yeah, actual garbage.

Yeah, okay.

Strawberry crunch.

I think that's a superior.

I would say that's a.

I think that's an A.

I don't know if it's superior.

Let's put it at A for right now.

Yeah, S for sure.

No, A for God.

Bro, I'll fuck these motherfuckers up right here.

Yeah, you're not discriminatory, though.

But like these and the chocolate declares, right?

The chocolate crunch.

Oh, yeah, those are good.

I think same, same.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay, all right, those could go to S.

Okay, all right.

I'm glad we're there.

Oh, that's the cookie sandwich with the

chocolate chip cookie and the ice cream in the middle.

This one right here?

No, the fucking

two go together.

Yeah, yeah, and I would say those are superiors.

I would, I agree with those.

Superior, yeah.

Okay, for sure.

I'm listening.

I'm glad we're on the same page here.

Yeah, that fucking tweety bird goes in the bottom though.

Oh, yep.

I forgot.

I left that one off.

Yeah.

Yeah, actual garbage.

Yeah.

Okay.

Those are fucking low.

Push-pops.

Low IQ purchases.

Actual garbage.

Push pops.

Yeah, for sure.

So, no, it's the same shit.

Just don't have a face.

Push pops is like the orange push-pop flavor, bro.

That's fucking good shit.

What are you talking about?

That's at least an A.

What?

No, bro, that is nowhere.

It's nowhere close to the crunch.

It's nowhere close to the crunch bars, bro.

The chocolate, that's not even fucking comparable.

I'd say A.

I'd say it's like a C for average.

Well, it's a good thing that you're not fucking calling the shots

because that goes to the A.

okay

watermelon obviously for obvious reasons no obviously that goes to trash what yeah andy come on bro it's like that that's just a water it's a watermelon bum pop

is that a bomb pop yeah it's just a bomb pop i never had that one okay well trust me okay that's superior

okay

um ice cream sandwich the regular ice cream that's a fucking that's that's fucking superior i i agree with that you know what they don't have on here do they have the big muddy No, but they got the other ice cream sandwich there with the three, the Neapolitan one.

The Neapolitan one?

Yeah, that's a B.

That's a B.

That's a B.

It's not as good as the regular one.

Not as good.

I'll eat it, obviously.

Where's the snicker?

Oh, wait, hold on.

You got all the way to the left on the bottom there, the regular dipper?

The corner?

Yeah, that's like a, you know, the, what do they call those?

The drumsticks.

Yeah, that's up there.

That's drumstick is superior.

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Drumstick that goes up top.

I'm gonna move it.

Give me a second here.

I'm still learning how to work my

computer.

Can't close it.

All right, what else we got here?

I don't think I know the rest of those.

Cotton candy, immediate trash.

Yeah.

Actual garbage.

Yes.

Yeah, for sure.

Now, these little lemonade things, though, like those lemonade chills, these.

Those are okay.

That's a C.

I was going to say B.

I'll take C, but those are pretty decent.

Where's the regular bomb pop?

Right here.

The red, right, and blue.

That goes up to the fucking.

That's a superior.

That's superior.

That might even be

above that.

With Chaco Taco, though?

It might be equals Chaco Taco.

Yeah.

Okay, America.

All right.

Like,

here's the thing.

If a fucking ice cream truck rolls up and it don't have a bomb pop, it ain't ice cream truck.

Is it really an ice cream truck?

Yeah.

Fludge sickle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The problem is nobody wants that shit when it's hot.

Yeah.

That's like a D.

Yeah.

That's a D.

Recrush bar.

That's up there.

That's pretty good.

That's up there.

I would say with the bars.

I'm with that.

That's a good selection there.

Hawaiian Punch Bum Pop.

I mean.

I never had it, but it don't sound great.

I like Hawaiian Punch.

I do, but it doesn't sound great.

The red ones.

What the fuck is this?

Oh, that's the banana fudge thing?

That's fucking trash.

That's absolute garbage.

You like banana fudge you like it where does it belong

all right we'll put it at c

for dot pick one yeah okay he gets fired

um

old-fashioned snow cone oh the snow cones on out of an ice cream truck suck yeah because they're really frozen they're not real snow cones so like i would say it goes to garbage f we'll give it f

okay yeah Same thing with this cup thing.

Yeah.

What else we got here?

Orange Dream Sickle.

I'm a fan personally oh yeah those are good yeah orange

those are good i put that with like b i'd put it up there with a really yeah

that's equivalent to a push-pop yeah oh the real fruit bars these are fire one of those sounds too healthy bro fire yeah fire um

oh the lemonades we said that goes to see

They don't have the big money on here.

You know the big money?

It's like an ice cream cookie sandwich, but it has like Rocky Road ice cream superior it's superior it's pretty superior the sauerkraut that's like a that's like a d

snickers bar you like snickers yeah do you uh which way do you put the ribs oh down of course

wait you guys don't i didn't think you were gonna go there you guys don't put them down

what are you talking about

what are you homophobic

it's the only way to eat a snickers that's real i don't i don't I don't know the rest of these.

What are these?

Is that just Briars ice cream?

Briars.

Mint?

What does it say?

What flavor?

All natural.

Mint?

No, all natural.

Oh, that's fucking trash.

Yeah, I don't even know.

The rest of those are trash.

Yeah, I don't even know.

Trash.

Turtle bar, fucking trash.

Turtle bar.

You're going to hurt the turtle people, bro.

I don't give a fuck.

Fucking chocolate, chocolate.

Chocolate cone might be good.

Chocolate drumstick is, you know.

They'd be decent.

It's not as good as the regular drum.

No, for sure.

What's that?

That's just a classic fucking chocolate on the outside, vanilla on the inside.

F C,

yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I'm eating it.

Yeah.

I think everything above C,

I'm for sure.

Well, I'm not eating the fruit snack, the one you guys like.

Which one?

That fruit one.

Oh, the real fruit, bro.

They're good, though.

Yeah.

They're good.

I think you will like them.

Everything in the A, S, and S plus category, I'm eating without hesitation.

Yeah.

No judgment.

Yeah.

Yep.

So that's how I think that's.

I will tell you this, though, dude.

I remember

we had a, I think it was like last year, we had a bomb-pop truck, the ice cream man, come through our neighborhood.

It was the first time I seen one.

Sal gets one every time one of the kids have a birthday.

Really?

That's fucked up.

Oh, he like pulls it up to that.

Yeah, bro, and he buys all the shit.

Yeah.

It's just like, I just stand by the ice cream truck and eat all the different ones.

I do.

My dad does, too.

Sal looks at that bill bill of the ears like man what the these kids ate a lot of ice cream yep yeah it's all in

no but dude we had one come through come through my neighborhood the other day i can't say hood no more it's a neighborhood yeah it's actually nice uh but uh the prices on these things are insane oh yeah you gotta be rich bro i'm looking at this you can't be some podcaster from your mom's basement bro i'm like i'm saying the are you doing it's like it was like six dollars for a ice cream sammy man yeah man but you gotta be making the big bucks like that and they didn't take EBT.

That was the worst part about it.

Like, he didn't even have the machine.

I guarantee you, you have figured out a way to get EBT and get paid.

I'm going to find out.

Listen, we're very close, man.

I already know.

You're running the play.

MOK, bro.

He fought for something, man.

I'm telling you.

Yeah.

Well, guys,

that's the list.

Yeah.

I think that's fair.

I think it is fair.

I think it's very fair.

I think it's very fair and inclusive.

Very non-discriminatory.

Diverse.

Good loves everywhere.

So there is the official real AF ice cream tier list for you guys.

Yeah, it's 100% accurate.

And if you don't think so, there's something wrong with you.

Yep, you're the problem.

If you don't agree with me, you're in a cult.

Stop sucking that Trump dick.

That's what it is.

That's what it is.

Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, bro.

All right.

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