899. Andy, Eli Wehbe & DJ CTI: Liver King Freed After Threatening Joe Rogan, NYC Mayor Adams Announces Re-Election Bid After Mamdani Wins Dem Primary, & Caitlin Clark May Be Finished

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Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

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What is up, guys?

It's Andy Prissela, and this is the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today, we have

Andy and DJ Cruise the internet.

I took your shit.

What do you think about that?

It's fine.

That's what you get.

No, it's fine.

Yeah.

It's fine.

Yeah.

Yep.

What are you laughing about?

I drank that grape and stole your shit, bro.

Oh, shit.

All right.

So we got a guest.

Why don't you intro our guest there, DJ?

Guys, we got a special guest today man we got Eli Wakby that's pretty good that's good how do you say it

I say weeby yeah yeah that's how most people say it

yeah he got he

he's uh he'll attract some Lebanese people after him yes you know I'll probably offend them all it's okay though nothing new don't cut me don't don't blow up my car

hey man it is what it is Italians and Lebanese blow up cars, bro.

I'm allowed to say it.

So you're Lebanese?

Yeah.

I know that.

Full.

All right.

Yeah.

Sweet.

Cool.

So, what's up?

Oh, oh, oh, you got orange today.

Oh, yeah.

It's good.

Yeah.

Like, I'm like 25% through.

Yeah.

I like it a lot.

It tastes like orange soda, dude.

It does, bro.

It's like giving like carbonated tang.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like the good shit.

Now,

what's better?

Grape or orange?

Grape.

Yeah.

Statistically.

Yeah.

I'm shocked to hear that from you.

I have to say great, bro.

You're trying to get me like, you know, banned off the internet.

Try to get you uninvited from the kickouts.

Yeah, I just got that.

You know, we just did the new elections for the National Council of Black People.

Yeah.

And I've maintained my spot.

Yeah.

So you're the chairman still?

Associate chairman.

Oh, you're working your way up.

Yep.

That's nice.

Never mind.

I can just watch you too.

He's trying to.

I can just watch you too bigger for the rest of this show.

I'm chilling.

No, I try to wait at least five minutes before I let it out.

You're trying to get me before.

How do you move up in the ranks of that organization?

Well, we use data to track a lot of things.

And,

you know,

there's like

I didn't know if it was like bike stolen or what it was.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, there was a vote.

And you got to, you know, cross like a 53%

threshold.

Oh, yeah.

That's racist.

All right.

Stop fucking around.

We're going to edit all that out.

No, leave it in.

That's fine.

We always do.

All right, guys.

Don't forget.

All right.

We ask very simply that you help us share the show.

All right.

We don't run ads on the show.

So don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

Yeah.

Don't be a hoe.

Yeah.

This is my first time here.

Just don't be a hoe.

Yeah, that's right.

That's it.

It's kind of like the slogan of of the show.

Like, if you see someone out and they're wearing some real LS, he kind of looks like a hoe.

Yeah.

I don't know who the fuck is that.

That guy looks like a pussy.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Look at that guy.

You should battle him in a run.

Yeah, no, that's all right.

I don't think I can beat anybody in a run.

Yeah.

So, so you're, so California's home.

Yeah.

Right?

Pacific.

Where exactly?

I'm in Studio City.

In Studio City.

L.A.

That's L.A.

Right.

Okay.

All right.

Sick, man.

This is your first time in St.

Louis.

This is.

This will probably be the only reason I came down here.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, I mean, we've talked about it before.

You said it's hard to get people to come out here.

It is.

Well, dude, it's hard to get in here.

Like, they eliminated all our direct flights.

They're trying to isolate the world's most dangerous city.

I mean, it makes sense.

It does make sense.

Now, our airport here sucks.

They're trying to encapsulate the crime.

You know what I'm saying?

Keep it from spreading.

So they cut all our flights.

That's it.

It's nice, though.

From what I've done.

No, it's cool.

We're just teasing.

St.

Louis Louis is a good song.

There's good people here.

There's great people here.

Yeah, for sure.

Andy's here.

You're here.

Yeah.

It's got to be all right.

They don't claim us.

They won't claim you guys.

No, no.

So,

bro,

tell us about like what you're doing because

Elon, where we just connect on the internet?

You met me at a club I was partners in maybe like in 2017, but both of us don't really remember it.

The only reason why I remember it is because we had one dm on instagram yeah that when you came out after you came out that night well and then i guess uh yeah i probably must have been having a good time

maybe so

but you know my man right here is out there one of the top runners in the world he's running

where'd you run two 200 300 256 miles on this last race 40 000 feet of climb

on the mountains yeah so how'd you get into this dude i was in the nightclub scene, nightlife hospitality for a long time.

Went through a fucked up situation, got accused of things I never did, wrote a whole book on it.

My story's on the internet.

You guys want to go read about it?

It's there.

And got sober during that time.

And

when I was writing my book, I picked up, I never read a full book in my life until that time.

And I picked up like this guy, Rich Rolls' book.

Then picked up Goggins' book.

And then I read like maybe 30 books in the next couple of months.

And then I was kind of like, fuck, if these guys can run 100 100 miles, 100 mile races, I can do this shit.

So then that triggered me.

And then I started just running 100-mile weeks on my treadmill for like nine months straight.

And then that next year in 2021, I did my first ultra marathon.

I was at 50K and then just worked my way up from 50K, 50-mile or 100K, 100k.

So when you say 100, so how much were you running when you

wasn't before?

Yeah, like when you had a marathon before.

A marathon?

Yeah, that was the most I've done.

Yeah.

I couldn't even fathom doing more than that.

I met some guys like on the marathons and they were like, oh, I run these ultras.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

Yeah.

I i had no i had no idea what it even was even when i was even into the running game i had no idea what these all it was nowhere it wasn't anywhere near popular at that time yeah still people have no idea what the it is yeah i remember kind of when that was starting to come around you know we had

you know you'd have one or two people be like dude this guy ran 100 miles or whatever and now it's like a thing like there's quite a few people running 100 miles we have three or four guys here in the building yeah that do it yeah um it all sucks

everything sucks like i can't fathom it bro 10 miles today and your humidity today sucked yeah

Oh, you ran around?

I ran around.

You run every day, don't you?

Yeah, I run every single day.

I run like maybe 70 to 100 miles a week.

Jesus.

I try to lay off the 100-mile weeks because it's not helping me during the races.

I just like the grind, but it just kind of, you're just, my body's always taxed.

So when you say you like the grind, what do you mean?

I just like to go suffer every day.

Like, just go do tough shit and like just feel like shit.

I don't know.

I just, I mean, I understand.

Yeah, yeah.

I just trying to figure out how fucked up you are.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like to just, every time I get out there, I'm just like, why the fuck am I doing this?

Like every time.

And I'm just like not recovered from the day before.

And I just feel like shit, but I'm just like,

it's become part of the routine.

It's become like, it's like when you put out your little morning statements.

It's like my morning statement.

I get out there and people are looking for that run, you know?

And there's like,

I'm starting to try to take one day off from running a week.

Doesn't mean I take off like working out, but I'm trying to just give my, it's making me run better in the races, like when I'm kind of pulling back on the miles.

I'm trying to get myself out of this fucking mental mode of wanting to just keep running every single day to just kind of let my body recover a little bit.

But yeah, I just like beating the shit out of my body.

Well,

I'm curious.

I would like to know.

It's like, where, like, I mean, we talk about now, right?

You got all these medals, you're running these races, but like, can we get a little bit more into like what, where were you before you became this guy?

Um,

I was in, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I was, uh,

I was drinking and doing drugs a lot of the time.

I was running a nightclub.

Wasn't happy.

Looked happy.

Yeah.

But there was just nothing fulfilling from that lifestyle.

And there was just no real purpose or no real end goal.

It was just like, oh, what's the next car going to be?

The next house, the next girl, or like the next nightclub we're going to open.

It's just this.

That shit gets old quick for old, man.

And it's just constant chase of impressing people that don't fucking give a fuck about you.

Nothing great came from it.

I made a lot of good connections.

I will say that.

I'm very well connected and I networked a lot, but I'd say I met more shittier people than great people in that light.

And like I always say, like, if you can't be used, you're useless.

And that's how that entire industry works.

Once you have nothing to give people, you won't hear it.

Yeah, they don't care.

They don't give a fuck.

Right.

I mean, dude, I don't, I think that's, I think that's just people in general, man.

You know, if people can't get something from someone,

they're almost invisible.

Yeah, but I feel like people that have things, they value like a real friendship with somebody or a real connection with somebody because we don't need anything for those people, correct?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

I mean, look, dude, we had an office in LA for a long time and I was, you know, I knew a lot of people out there and

it was very much so how you describe, but also like, I feel like that's just the nature of human beings.

I don't necessarily know that it's like the LA scene.

I think it's just people.

I think people.

you know, when they think that they can get something to get ahead,

they will play that role.

And when, you know, they can't, they won't.

And I think it's just an opportunist thinking that comes from our culture.

You know, we don't have a very,

you know,

I guess, deep culture anymore.

You know, when you look at like,

like you were saying, you have all these things and you're not happy, right?

When you look at culture from

really a 360-degree view, it's kind of how most people live.

You know, it's just on levels of it.

You know,

there's guys that they want to have another boat or another plane then there's people that want to buy another car and then there's you know the guy who wants to get the better lawnmower than his neighbor yeah right you know and it's just it's all the same psychology it's just different levels of it and unfortunately

because of the i think a big reason because of the internet especially it's just accelerated that line of thinking you know there's very there's a there's a lack of substance there's a lack of depth but i also think there's good things to it i think it also weeds out

people who are like that much more easily.

I think you can identify that way easier than you used to be able to.

You can only do it to so many people before.

Oh, shit.

You did it to you two?

Okay.

You know who that is now.

Yeah.

I don't know, dude.

I just think the world, I think the internet, you know, when we look at it, yeah, it's brought a lot of good, but I think it's...

I think it's a net negative for humans.

Correct.

You know?

Well, most people aren't winning.

They're losing, and then they're seeing all this shit on the internet every single day of people winning, allegedly, yeah, right, correct.

Well, yeah, whether it's legit or not, right?

And

they're just comparing themselves to it every fucking day, and it's draining them.

Yeah, I think we're all victim of that.

I think, like, we look at what other people are doing at some point.

It's like, oh, I should be doing more.

I should be doing better.

I don't like drown myself it, but I'm like, oh, I'll see something.

I'm like, all right, fuck it.

I need to go run another race or I need to do this.

It actually motivates me.

Yeah, me too.

But that's because we're actually doing shit.

Yeah.

So it's like, if you're moping around, sitting around, you're going to look at it and get insecure or get jealous or fucking make a fake account and talk shit to people.

Dude,

yeah, I just think you have to know who the fuck you are, bro.

Like, I mean, certain people, you know, I was talking about this last night to a bunch of my buddies who are all entrepreneurs.

You know, we're inundated with information.

And, you know, the reason I say entrepreneurs is because it's a competitive thing, just like running or anything.

Certain people are wired to compete, man.

Certain people are wired to get get better.

They're wired to push.

And we're inundated, unfortunately, right now with victim culture nonsense throughout the entire internet.

You know, we have all these fucking stories, all these slides, all these fucking boohoo, look at me,

you know,

nonsense.

You know, you have to live this way.

And if you don't, you're this.

And if you, if you actually pursue this for yourself, you're, you're not humble or you're out of line with God.

We just have a lot of, which is funny because it seems like the most judgment we get are people that think they're aligned with God,

which is ridiculous.

But the point is, is that when you're wired to achieve and you're wired to push and you're wired to do more, the world is the resistance, dude.

And everywhere you look, every person you talk to,

For the most part, is going to be some sort of resistance to that because it's so rare.

It is so rare to be somebody who wants more, who's driven for more, who wants to achieve that the rest of the world that you identify with

is not going to get it.

So it makes you feel lonely.

And they will say things to you like, well, don't compare.

Well, motherfucker, I compare all the time.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it doesn't make me unhappy.

What makes me unhappy is when I try to pretend like I'm like everybody else.

When I try to pretend I'm not wired for the fucking fire, dude.

Like that's, that's what makes me unhappy.

And it took me a long time to realize that, man.

Um, you can see that too, like, with like what mainstream culture relates to, bro.

Like, I saw this post the other day, um, and they were talking about like Taylor Swift, right?

They're like, you know, why people like Taylor Swift, it has nothing to do with her lyrics or her music at all, and like, it laid out like her background, like all the ex-boyfriends, she's not married, and like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, she's going, like, went through all this thing.

It's like, that's what her fan base relates to.

They relate to the woman Taylor Swift is, not necessarily to the music or anything.

And I think that in the same convo as like just success, like people don't relate to it.

So it's like, you can't look for any type of support or, or, or, or anything from everybody that's not really doing it.

Well, I also think, dude, that like, you know, you know, take Taylor Swift as a great example.

She talks about her losses.

She talks about the shit that goes wrong.

And, dude, like you said, most people are struggling.

Most people are losing.

And when someone talks about that, who's actually winning, it makes winning seem more achievable for them in some way, shape, or form,

right?

Like, yeah, I can have relationships not work out, yeah, I can have bad breaks, and I can still end up in a good spot.

And that's a big problem with the internet, dude, because the internet, these people don't share their fucking losses, they make it seem like it's super easy.

Yeah, bro, they make it seem like it's super easy.

It's, it's, you know, because their own ego can't handle people seeing any sort of like cracks or weaknesses.

when in reality, dude, we all know, we all know, bro, like we all know this shit ain't easy.

So I just think if people were a little more honest and transparent, it would help a lot of people.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

We got to question the winning now, too.

Huh?

You got to question the winning now, too.

Like, is that person acting like to that point?

Like, they're only showing you the good shit.

So you don't even know if that's true.

Well, usually those people aren't.

Because they're just fucking capping.

Yeah.

Because, bro, anybody who's actually winning knows the price that has to be paid to win.

and they respect those losses.

They respect the people who are willing to take the L's and continue to move.

And that's not something that happens with people who haven't won.

People who haven't won, that posture as if they won, they pretend like it was easy and that they're special and that they have this skill that no one else has because they don't understand what winning is really about.

You know what winning is really about?

It's about getting punched in the fucking dick over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

and getting back up every single time.

That's what the fuck it's about.

And then learning how to move like an inch so you don't get hit quite too hard.

You know, like that's, that's what it's about.

And, you know, people who don't really go through it, they,

they, they misrepresent it.

And it's very obvious to people who have.

So

I don't know, man.

I, you know,

I think we were talking in the locker room, dude.

I think that a big, I think a big problem in culture right now

is that people think there's people who are wired for hard things, and then they think there's people who aren't.

And they, and the people who aren't talk about, you know, you need to have more balance and you need to take it easy and you need to like be like us, right?

And you're too, you're, you're too, uh, you're getting too out there and, and you're, you're not humble and, and all these things.

And then when you look at those people, they're very unhappy.

Not winning.

No, they're fucking miserable.

And so all it is is a lot of miserable people saying, hey, you know what?

It would make me more comfortable if you were like me.

Right.

And the thing is that they miss is that every single human being, whether they admit it or not, is wired for achievement in their own way.

They're wired for the pursuit of a mission, of a potential, of something that matters in their own way.

And

I think when human beings don't pursue something like that,

they

end up in a place of being completely miserable, like a superficial existence like you were talking about earlier.

Like you can have money, you can have cars, you can have a house, you can have girls, you can have all this shit.

But if you don't have a real purpose that you're trying to pursue, it's going to always feel empty, you know?

And I think people don't really understand or at least

don't give themselves enough credit for what they're actually capable of and built for.

And if they, if you you guys would like under, I mean, I know our audience gets it, but like, if people would step out and do some shit,

they'd realize they're a lot happier doing shit than they are sitting on the couch.

That's real, man.

Yeah.

I think sometimes the people that are in it, like I was saying before, like, I didn't know any better at that time.

I thought that's what I was supposed to be doing.

Well, that's what they tell you.

Yeah.

That's what the world tells you.

That's the Hollywood dream.

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

Get rich, get famous, get bitches, fucking party.

Fucking miserable.

Yeah.

It's shallow shit, dude.

Yeah.

So

what was the piece that got you to like, all right, this is not good no more?

Um, I'll kind of just give you a small rundown that that that that kind of went down.

Um, I think that I wrote about in the book.

Basically.

And this is the book, by the way, guys.

If you're listening on audio, mask.

Um,

basically, long story short, a girl left my house with three other people, went in after, partied somewhere else after they were partying at my house, and then the girl overdosed at the house like five hours later, which I wasn't present at.

I didn't give her any drugs.

I wasn't doing anything with her, nothing.

I got twisted into the story because

when the investigators came to me, I had locker room talk in my phone, but I didn't do anything to the girls.

So I didn't delete anything.

So I was like, hey,

I'm just going to be honest.

I'm going to give you everything.

And I gave it to them.

And they were like, okay, cool.

You're good.

Well, now they have all the screenshots of all my locker room talk.

So that goes into police report.

Parents get a hold of that.

They put out a civil lawsuit and twist all of my texts.

I have nothing to do with their daughter, pretty much, and made me look like a scumbag and that's how i got twisted and then i went through like a whole cancel culture situation in 2020 when they were bullshitting us with all the covet stuff and everyone that's when everyone was scared locked in their house it was like april 1st it was like right around that time and then no one had anything better to do i don't think the word cancel culture even existed then and

it was a shitty shitty fucking week or two man it was like

I literally, I looked in the mirror and I was like, fuck, this is what it looks like to want, like, feel like I want to kill myself.

You know, I wouldn't do it, but like, i felt it you know i felt it and i felt like i was the most loved guy in la to the most hated in a matter of a day yeah over something i didn't do and i looked at it and i was like damn they they did a good job like this is like i don't know how the i'm gonna bounce back from this and that's kind of what started it got sober uh since then since my birthday april 14th and been sober like five years three months now then that's awesome Had a friend come by and was like, yo, you should write a book on your life.

You lived a fucking insane life.

You ran the best nightclub.

You're friends with all these celebrities and influencers.

Like people would want to hear about this.

And I'm like, fuck this industry.

They all turn their back on me.

I'm going to fucking write about it now.

But I did a very good job with the book.

I kind of shit it on myself without having to shit on anybody else or the industry.

It's a self-discovery book.

Like I did a very good job with not being like a name dropper and kind of making it more about self-discovery and kind of how I flip my life around and putting the truth of the matter of that situation in the book.

And

I mean, I'd say majority of the public's back on my side.

The second I came back on Instagram eight months later and

had no fucking idea, bro.

I was going to make a career out of running.

None.

Had no idea what I was going to do for money again.

Nothing.

But I did decent enough for myself to

live pretty good for a while where I could figure it out.

And I just kept running and kind of posting about it.

And then me and Andy connected.

And

yeah, everything kind of last year was kind of the time where like I was like, ah, maybe I'll go back to opening a restaurant or whatever.

And then it was like, you know, the saying goes, it's like when 99% of the people drop out and you just stick to it, everything fucking flipped for me and just started getting sponsors and brand deals.

And now I'm doing better than I was in nightlife.

Really?

Yeah.

That's fucking awesome.

Yeah.

So I'm just helping people every day.

You know what it's like.

Yeah.

How do you, so, so, dude, like when you talk about being at like the low, low, right?

Like where you're looking in the mirror and

you, you realize like you're like, fuck, I don't even really want to be here.

This is terrible.

Cried in the mirror, man.

It takes a lot for me to cry.

I just fucking looked in the mirror and beat down.

Well, I mean, a lot of people, a lot of people are there in their own way, right?

Like, a lot of people, maybe they don't get

the entire weight of the media and the world put on them, but you know, they go through other things.

Yeah.

What would you say to those people who are trying to, you know, who might be in a situation like that where,

you know, they feel the pressure coming down on them, dude, and they're like, fuck.

Like,

yeah,

I'm trying to think back on that time.

It was really tough.

I think

for me, I guess this wouldn't resonate with a ton of people, but for me, it was like basically changing my phone number and never looking at the media, never looking at social media.

I didn't look at anything for almost eight months, and that shit changed my life.

And I think once I stepped away from that, my whole perspective and mindset changed where it wasn't bothering me anymore.

So I don't know if someone's going through where, and I think that does resonate with some people because people are shifting through social media all the time and it's making them more upset or more depressed comparing themselves.

But

i don't know man i just you just got to keep going like it's just because the end of the day you're not going to always feel that way like i don't know i i probably wake up feeling like five days out of the week two days out of the week i feel good and i want to run the other five i just have to push and like that's just the reality of life

well and then after you get that first hard thing done through the day you're good i bet you feel better you're good right yeah and i share that stuff all the time every morning i wake up no you yeah your page is awesome dude yeah it's got i mean i take a lot from it yeah so i take a lot from your page so it's like we both write up shit every morning.

So it's kind of like we're like wiener bros.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of motivation.

Well, I am staying the night at your house tonight, right?

Yeah.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah, you can't stay tonight.

Wiener bros?

Is that what we're doing now?

Of motivation, I saw.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Yeah.

Well, don't get jealous.

No, I mean, you know, that's crazy.

My boys are going to hear this and get jealous.

This is how me and my boys talk.

Yeah.

And we keep it real, man.

Yeah, you know.

Real gay.

All right.

That is a crazy crazy story.

Yeah, dude.

My book's very entertaining.

It's

every time someone's like, oh, and they're like, holy shit, because I pretty much just whacked down the curtains on nightlife.

And no one that knows how nightclubs work or operate and how fucked they are.

And

just the reality of the people in it.

I just, I talk about all of that.

And I talk about like, you know, a relationship.

It can resonate with anybody.

Like a seven-year-old lady can read my book and resonate with something in my book.

Yeah.

So people are thinking it's just either going to be running or nightclub, and it's not.

There's just, it covers everything, you know.

How have you handled, I guess, because you're still kind of geographically, right?

Like you're in the area.

Does that

oh, majority of that scene, they love my comeback.

Yeah, yeah, they love it.

Um, I'll still go out every once in a while.

I still talk to a lot of the people in it.

I'll go out if there's like a birthday or something like that.

I don't miss any of that shit, man.

I'm always running around fucked up, and like, it's just

everyone's doing the same shit.

We're all getting older.

I'm 37 now.

You know, I started when I was like 17 years old almost.

You know, like, it's just.

That's a lot longer than me.

Like, dude, I started bouncing in bars when I was.

Oh, you're around?

You're kind of around this.

So I was in the nightlife scene.

They're like, bro, it's the same people every weekend.

It's sad.

When you're drinking the same shit, I'm just like, dude, like, what?

Like,

I don't judge, man.

It is what it is.

And I'm just kind of like, I know they're not happy.

Cause like every time

I see them, I'll make a joke like, yeah, we're going to relapse tonight.

They're like, oh, no, no, no.

We look up to you, bro.

Don't do that.

You know, and I'm like, just kidding, guys.

Like, it's not going to be real.

I'm like, relapse tonight.

And and they're like no no no we're just kidding they're all up they're like

don't do it don't do it bro we want to see you run in the morning

like frozen

yeah man there's not

it's it's different dude i i did that too i was in the bar scene forever and ever and ever to to to get our company going you know chris and i both worked in the bars for the first seven years and it was cool it made a lot of friends but like after a few years you're like, what the fuck?

But it's also different now.

Like, even you're seven years older than me.

Like, your scene of nightlife was lit.

Yeah.

And like, I caught the like end tail of it.

Like, I probably got like a good five, six years, but then after that, it was just social media things started coming in.

The influence started coming in.

Everybody wanted everything for free.

But back then, if like, you know, Reggie Bush pulls up to the fucking club, he's spending 10 grand on a table.

Yeah.

You know, now it's like, when like the Odell Beckham started coming in, that was it.

It was like the influencer, social media shit.

Well, I'm not coming coming here then.

I'll go here.

They're just going to give me a free table.

So no one's paying anymore.

So you got to get like Muhammad Ali Jaheib from Saudi to come spend the money now.

No shit.

And people in LA don't like to spend money.

They'll go to Miami and L.A.

and spend like 100K on a fucking table.

And they come here.

I don't want to, I don't want to get more than two bottles.

You know, that's how it was.

It's like the culture in LA, they hated it.

They hated spending money.

But the night, is the nightlife still going?

Yeah, but it's dead.

They're not making a lot of money.

No, I still talk to everybody.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like, it's fucked.

I don't think people are drinking as much as they used to.

doing drugs.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

The younger, the generation like 20, 21, 22, 23, they're doing drugs.

They're just not, they're not an alcohol.

Alcohol people are like...

What kind of drugs?

Tuesie is like the thing that people are doing.

It's like this pink powder.

I don't know.

It's like this pink powder.

Maybe it has like

Molly and ketamine and some other shit in it.

I don't know what the fuck it is.

Jesus.

I don't know.

That's fucking crazy.

The Diddy case has it.

They pulled them out with all the pink powder.

They just call it the pink powder.

It's funny is that what that's what's it called Tucson Yeah Tuesies I never heard of that dude Just bring back the good old days just pure cocaine You know what I'm saying?

Like just the pure shit man like now they got all this crazy shit man

Yeah, and like I don't and then also it's not them just doing drugs too.

There is health is such a big thing now.

Like I think if I was 21 now I'd probably be into like being here and wanting to work out.

Like, I don't, I don't know.

Yeah.

It wasn't.

Dude, I see that with the younger people, dude.

Younger people are not, they're way more into like fitness.

Living straight.

Make money off it now, too, with social media and stuff like that.

Being fit and big, like, you, bro, when, like, fucking, like, when I knew like Jay Cutler and Phil Heath and all these guys, but yo, who are these big guys pulling up to the club?

And I'm like, those are my boys.

They're like, all right, whatever you say, man.

And then, like, I'm like, I think these guys are cool, you know?

But, like, LA, they want like these twigged out, coked-out-looking dudes coming in.

You know, it's like, that's just what it was.

Yeah, it's, I don't see that anymore, bro.

I see a lot of, I, I see a lot of the young kids, bro, doing like pretty healthy shit.

Yeah.

You know, living right, living straight, you know,

training, eating right.

Yeah.

Being good people.

It actually gives me a lot of hope for the next generation.

It's dope, man.

To be honest.

It's not Gen Z.

It's the.

Yeah, I guess it would be.

I'm millennial, right?

I'm millennial.

How old are you?

I'm 30.

Oh, you're 30?

Yeah.

How old do you think I was?

I'm a kid in here, man.

You can be your son.

Yeah, I know.

How old do you think I was?

That's crazy.

I don't know.

Maybe like my age, 35, 37.

I'm 37.

I tried to throw 35 in there, but

try to knock off two, you know?

Yeah, but no, we're the same generation.

Yeah, we're millennials.

You're millennial too, huh?

Yeah.

I'm like, I'm like

one, I'm like on the edge.

You're a baby boomer, right?

You're fired, right?

That's why let's do it up.

No, I'm

like, there's boomers, and then there's the baby boomers, and then there's is that not the there's gen X in there too, motherfucker.

I wasn't, no, Andy, Andy, I wasn't even, I wasn't even, I'm telling you right now, dude, I'm on the borderline.

I'm like, I'm right in the middle of, of, uh, I'm like the last of the X and the first of the millennial.

Hold on, what what are the generations?

Yeah, I'm a millennial nicknames called.

There we go.

Okay, so

there's the silent generation.

I guess that's the old people, 1925 to 1945.

They're silent because they're dead.

Okay.

And then, and then, okay, and then baby, okay.

Then it's baby boo, your generation X, then the millennial.

What years does it say for X?

For X, 1918 to 19,

19, 1965 to 1980.

That's Generation X.

I'm one year.

Yeah.

You just missed the millennial cut.

You're right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Big bro.

But you're not there.

So you're Generation X.

Is it Generation X?

What's it called?

Yeah, Generation X, and then Millennials, then Generation Z.

Then now, apparently, there's Generation Alpha.

Which I don't I don't know who who voted on that name and then Generation Beta that makes more sense

Those are ones cutting off their dicks.

Yeah

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy, man.

That's crazy.

Well, sick, man.

You guys want to do some cruising?

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, you want to get into some topics?

I do.

Yeah, some seatbelts on, guys.

I've been seeing these images for fucking years.

Yeah.

On Andy's stories.

It's good to see it in real life now.

You guys ever like get into it?

You guys ever

argue?

It doesn't seem like that.

Do you?

You guys ever get into like, oh, I'm not talking to him today.

No.

No.

Yeah.

doesn't seem like it.

Yeah, I'm not really like that with anybody.

Neither is he.

Yeah.

I'm a very direct person, dude.

Well, if you don't like somebody, you just don't talk to them.

No, if I don't like somebody, I go right to them.

Oh, no, but you don't talk to them anymore.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm very, I have zero problems with any kind of confrontation at all.

Like, it's just the nature of being in business for so long.

Yeah.

You know, and I don't look go to it like to, I always go to it to like solve it.

So it's, yeah, I don't, I don't know.

That, that, not, that freezing people out shit that's not for me yeah it's gay yeah it's gay anyway what we got let's get let's get into it um before we get to our first one i wanted to bring this up because i thought this was cool um maybe

um

jeff bezos and lauren sanchez got married they did yeah or they're getting married like officially yeah and um how old is she she's 55.

oh that's not bad she's 55 he's 61 um but what i want to to put attention to is this wedding, and I'm sure this is like chump change to him.

Guess how much they're spending on this wedding?

Just random guess.

Random guess.

$2 billion.

All right.

I mean, that's a lot of guess.

I think it's like $20 million or something.

Yeah, well, new estimates, it's at $53 million right now.

That's insane.

Cheap for these guys, huh?

$53 million fucking dollars, bro.

And apparently a lot of the locals are pissed off.

And Bezo has apparently been going around and just paying off the locals to keep them quiet and happy, I guess.

Is he in my neighborhood?

Yeah.

But

90 private jets have been coming in.

It's a billionaire guest list.

Sections, they have the

entire sections of the city completely shut down to locals.

And it's crazy.

There's a video here of them leaving their hotel.

Let's check this out.

They get right onto a fucking

jillion-dollar fucking yellow.

She's kind of yelling.

Those paparazzi, bro, they're crazy.

$56 million.

Was it 56 or was it 53?

I'm sorry, yeah, 53.

53 million.

Another 3 million.

I mean, that could cover 10 weddings, maybe.

Another 3 million.

Fuck, bro.

Maybe a lot more than that.

Like, listen,

I love you, babe, but damn.

Like, that's too much.

That's too much.

That's too much.

I mean, it's all relative, right?

I mean, I guess, but, like, bro, even, like, listen, I don't give a fuck how much money I make.

There's like.

But you don't make that kind of money.

I'm still, I don't care how much money I would make, bro.

Like, that's ridiculous.

You can't say that.

Because the more you make, the more you spend.

Your lifestyle changes.

What you think is expensive is no longer expensive.

Like, what you think an expensive meal is now is not what you think then.

It's totally different.

Now, I do think it's pretty excessive, but you know,

I don't know.

You know, I'm not him.

I'm not living that life.

Yeah, the guest list is crazy.

I mean, he's one of the most famous dudes on the fucking planet.

You know, he's worth a lot.

Yeah.

And the security has to be.

Here's what I would say.

That kind of stuff is not my style anyway.

Like,

you know, the you got to have all the celebrities around.

And

I don't know.

That's just.

That's a long list, bro.

Tom Brady's there.

Kim Kardashian's there.

Holy shit.

She looks like dog shit.

Yeah, she looks weird.

And she got all that surgery done.

Fuck.

Her and her.

That's not Kim Kardashian.

That's the

mom.

That's the mom, yeah.

What's her name?

I don't know that.

What's her name?

Corey, I know that guy, too.

He used to come out a lot.

Corey Gamble used to come out.

Is that her boyfriend or something?

Yeah.

He's come out all the time.

Damn, so she's going to need bottom surgery, too.

No.

They just need the headshots.

She looks weird, dude.

Yeah, fucking Orlando Bloom's there.

I forgot about that guy.

I forgot he was even still around.

Leonardo's there.

Oprah.

Yeah, these aren't the people I'd want to hang around.

I already knew you.

Like at all.

Yeah.

He can have them.

I want to hang out with some tough fuckers.

I just want to hang out with my regular friends.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bring a couple of kegs.

We're all right.

Yeah, dude.

It'll be all right.

That's what I'm saying.

DJ, Eli, and some ducks.

Yeah, that's right that's all we need man that's all we need but yeah i just saw that i like how did they meet bezos and uh i don't know i don't know let me see let me see how did that how did they meet how did

because she used to be married to tony gonzalez well she was wasn't she a news anchor i don't know

let's see

Says they met at an Amazon party celebrating the movie Manchester by the Sea.

They were both married at the time.

They reconnected in 2018 when Bezos hired Sanchez's company, Black Ops Aviation, to film for a space company, Blue Origin.

Oh, got it.

So she's doing pretty good too, then, I'd imagine.

I don't know.

She used to be married to Tony Gonzalez.

That's all I knew.

The tight end.

The football player?

Yeah, from the Chiefs.

And he in jail?

No.

Oh, I'm thinking of Aaron Hernandez.

He's dead.

Tony Tony Gonzalez is like a good dude, bro.

Oh, Tony.

Yeah, he's like a role model.

Like, you're totally at opposite ends of the spectrum, man.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

Sorry, Tony, man.

My bad.

Tony Gonzalez.

Anyway.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Tony.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, my boy, my boy Tony.

Tony's a good dude.

Why didn't you say something?

I knew he didn't do nothing.

Yeah.

Nah, dude, you know, it's not my thing, bro.

You know, that seems,

that seems, I mean, I'm all for like some cool shit, but I don't know.

That's a lot.

I don't like the fact that you're like

making people from there feel inconvenienced.

That's kind of like not cool.

No, yeah, yeah.

Like I said, apparently he's been going, they've been going around.

Let me see.

Yeah, they were going around like...

I guess like some of his security guys were like going around and literally just handing people cash just to like

shut up.

Just shut up.

Yeah.

No protests.

Because he's been getting a lot of protests and shit lately, too.

At least 100k.

At least 100k to not speak up, you know?

I mean, he's got it.

I mean,

shit, man.

I don't know.

I just thought that was crazy, man.

But

let's get into our official headlines, shall we?

Guys, remember, as always, if you would like to see any of these pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them.

I'll link there for you.

With that being said, let's get into our first headline.

This might be an old face to bring up.

This is a hot topic right now.

Headline number one reads, Liver King freed after threatening Joe Rogan and immediately starts ranting online again.

Have y'all been seeing this shit, bro?

That sounds like somebody we know.

You know, that dude out there.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Bro, did you see the videos of him?

Oh, yeah.

He sounds like him, too.

Sounds, bro.

It looks like him.

It's that fucking MK Ultra 5G hitting him in the brain, bro.

Dude, this is bad, man.

All right, let's get into it.

This is pretty bad, yeah.

So, troubled influencer Brian Liver King Johnson has been freed after his arrest for allegedly making terroristic threats against Joe Rogan and immediately began posting bizarre videos again.

The 47-year-old steroid popping influencer

was arrested in Austin, Texas on Tuesday night after he suddenly showed up to Rogan's hometown after ranting for days about picking a fight with the podcaster.

At one point, seemingly brandishing guns.

The testicle munching muscle man.

Bro, they're not giving this guy any fucking love, man.

Bro, how would you like to be written about in the paper as a testicle muncher?

Oh, testicle munching muscle man

has since posted a $20,000 bond, according to court records reviews by KXAN.

So here's his mug shot, man.

Wow.

Here's his mug shot.

And I just want to point something out here real quick.

The pupil.

Like,

bro needs help right now.

That's different sizes.

Yeah.

Like one of them's on ecstasy.

The other one's just normal.

Like, it's bad, man.

He also looks like 20, 30 years older than he is.

Yeah.

Bro, he looks bad, man.

He looks like, and like, there's pictures of like him from when he he was younger, like before he became Liver King online.

It's like, dude, he was a cool looking dude.

You know, he's all right, but like, fuck, he's in the short amount of time, he's went really, really down, really down.

But he's been banned from contacting Joe Rogan or his family.

He's ordered to stay at least 600 feet away from their homes and businesses.

He was also ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation within a week of his release.

But once he got out, he went right back to it.

So this is the video that kind of like started started it all before he ended up, you know, leaving to go to Austin.

This was the clip here.

Let's check this out.

And we don't have to pretend or make any videos.

The world is watching.

They'll make the videos for us.

And you don't have to hold a camera.

You can hold the hand of somebody that you love because what happens next to you, you're going to need to remember that feeling.

You're going to need something more than what you did

to give you something to fight for.

Because I have my family to fight for.

And I'll die for them.

You know that.

And you're a black belt, but

you've never come across something like this.

Willing to die, hoping that you'll choke me out.

I pray to God because that's a dream come true.

It feels good.

And then the limbs,

I'm fighting for my family.

So limb, limb, limb, limb, limb, limb.

Go ahead.

But then you have to contend with something else.

And I weigh 177 pounds.

An actual savage.

And so at first you're like, fuck that guy.

Fuck that guy.

When all of a sudden he did get your attention, which I already did before this, you start saying, I'm going to choke that motherfucker.

That piece of fucking shit.

I'm going to choke him out.

That's what warriors do.

You and Andrew Tate are good warrior boy, good warriors.

But you're actually better than that real tension we have.

Comedy that you do is good and true.

We have real tension.

But what I see in you is

comedy is good and true.

Touch points.

Oh, people laugh.

If we don't make fun of them at their expense, they laugh.

You should all make fun of me.

You should all make fun of me at my expense.

Trust me.

It still works.

And then you should get paid for it.

Let's go, let's go.

Because we're leaving, we're going to Austin.

What was my very last point?

That we're going to kick Joe Rogan's ass.

The real G said it.

Oh, oh, it's my speech.

Justin Fitz.

What's wrong with what's wrong with his teeth?

I think that's a mess.

What was the drama?

Like, why is he calling on Joe?

I don't know.

Does nobody know?

I mean, like, the only thing that I could find is from, like, years ago when he first got, when Liver King first got exposed for actually like taking steroids

I think Joe Rogan talked about it

because the the cops had talked to him Joe Rogan said that he was actually surprised or shocked about it

but yeah Rogan amplified the scandal on his huge podcast but in arrest documents obtained by that Rogan was surprised by the recent episode with Johnson he's never had any actual contact with him

Joe Rogan also told police that Johnson had a significant drug issue, according to the arrest documents.

But yeah, he talked about him on this on his podcast, I guess, from, but that was back in 2022.

So we're talking three years ago was the last time Joe Rogan even mentioned the Liver King.

But he claimed that, you know,

the muscular physique all based off a cornivore diet was bullshit.

Well, fuck anybody knows that.

Like, listen, anybody that looks at that dude and says, oh, he's not fucking taking,

dude, you're retarded.

Like, for real.

Like, I'm just, I'm sorry, but you are.

He's eating them.

He's doing all of them.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, baby.

You know what I'm saying?

Breakfast champions.

All day long.

Yeah.

Okay.

You can't look like that without that.

Nope.

Nobody can.

So

that's the first thing.

The second thing, clearly he's on a fucking something.

He sounds like one of those manic.

He sounds like he's in a manic episode.

Like a manic episode person.

He sounds like that one stalker, that guy we had.

Sounds just like him, yeah.

A few of them, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, dude, I don't, I don't know, man.

Like, but I do know what I do know, though, I mean, Joe Rogan, he is a black belt, you know what I'm saying?

Like, Joe Rogan would beat that dude's ass, correct?

Yeah, it wouldn't even be a fight, and I don't know if Joe would actually fucking Liver King's one of those I see red people, you know, you don't know me, man, you don't dealt with nothing like that.

Yeah, I know you're a black belt, but uh, what was I saying again?

Yeah,

uh, I'll kick his ass.

You and Andrew Tate are

what

I'll tell you this, though.

I mean, I'm gonna lie, when you crawl up to me on four legs like that, bro, it's gonna be a problem.

Yeah, and it's also interesting that people fucking think that like people don't have guns.

Like, the days of kicking people's ass is kind of over.

Like, you're not going up to Joe Rogan and kicking his ass.

He's got security.

Those security guys got guns, man they will shoot you in the face

yeah maybe the last of liver king yeah

anyway bro so he gets out he starts talking again he's right back on it yeah he's right back on it yeah right back on it

it's sad to see bro it is it's sad to see do people still like the liver king or like has he got fans and still i mean i think most people that are watching him now are just like watching him literally for the entertainment yeah you know what i'm saying you mean they're watching the self-destruction.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

Because I've like I've seen a lot of his videos lately.

People have just been on it, like, fuck, man.

Or even the videos right before he lost it, lost it.

People were even still like, man, this guy's losing it.

Something's not right.

And, um, but yeah, I mean, he live streamed him getting arrested and everything.

Well, I mean, or the liver.

Could it be that you know, this guy understands how the internet and the media works and he just attached himself to the biggest name in the world and he understands that it's putting his name out there?

Correct.

That's what I see.

Yeah, it does feel that way.

I mean, you don't, there's no way he's like this acting this fucking crazy yeah the whole thing was set up like him running to his phone picking it up then asking them he didn't technically say i'm gonna be joe rogan's ass he had them say it so it can't be like well i didn't say it oh he definitely got arrested for it yeah so i mean i think he's trying to avoid that now because he wants to keep making these videos so

So you think it's just a publicity stunt?

I mean, that's how the internet works now, bro.

That's why all these dudes call each other out and talk shit to each other.

I mean, they call each other ahead of time and say, hey, let's start an an internet beef.

It'll make us both more famous.

Like, that's the shit people do now.

And I'm not, I don't think Rogan's in on that.

I know he's not.

But, I mean, a lot of the time.

Yeah, bro.

That's why people come at people.

They do it for their own clout.

So I think he's just playing the internet.

I think he is fucked up.

I mean, you can't, you know, I don't know.

It's whatever, dude.

Here's what I'll say.

Anybody that ever believed that dude got that jacked off eating fucking liver,

your brain doesn't work, bro.

Like, you don't understand it.

completely fried yeah

bro and he had a lot of people doing that shit too a lot a lot of people and it just shows you like how many people are willing they they want to look for the secret bro there's no fucking secret there never has been a secret the secret is this fucking drink water move your body resistance train eat some fucking protein and if you want to get bigger eat more than you burn if you want to get skinnier fucking eat less than you burn like it's fucking math

And there's no secret other than that.

You got to do it for a long time.

They got a bunch of testicles.

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

And the fitness industry, as someone who's been in it their entire adult life, is fucking predatory, dude.

Like,

I don't know, I don't, I don't really know any other companies besides ours that talks about like, you have to do the fucking work.

Like, the work is what does it.

Supplements can help.

They can improve.

They can make you healthier, but they will not do the fucking work for you.

And it's easy to sell someone the idea that

they could take a pill or take a powder or do a thing that's going to help them get in shape and avoid all this pain and the sad part about that is one it's not true but secondly you miss out on all the great that the journey gives you which is confidence self-belief uh grit fortitude you know the the ability to endure things like all of these skills that you're going to need to acquire to like have a great life you miss by by missing the journey you know the journey is what gives you all the good anyway so but you have to go through it to realize that

so it's not about it's not even about the end result yeah

but whatever man i mean look this dude's 15 minutes are

about over

are they not oh that's real yeah no that is definitely real man guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh with that being said let's go check some of these comments out yeah yeah let's let's cruise the comments.

Let's do.

This first one is from

JC Hetra 83.

Just had my first grape smash first form energy drink, and holy shit, it's tasty.

You guys are stupid for making it so good.

P.S.

DJ, screw you.

I don't know what the fuck I did.

I don't know what makes you stupid for making it so good.

Well, thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

Yeah.

I mean, I would say the grape is my my number three flavor out of the four.

That's wild, bro.

I think it's most people's number one, though.

It is.

Really?

It is.

Scream of Freedom is my favorite.

Mine, too.

And then orange, and then grape, and then the blue.

I'm not a fan.

I'm not a blue guy.

You're not a blue guy either.

This is kind of mixed with blue, though.

Bro, you know what it is?

People our age, we didn't have the blue.

The blue is like a next generation thing.

Blue was, oh, yeah, you're in the.

It was like a kid thing.

You were in the silent generation?

Yeah.

Yeah, just about.

Until I drank that first form fucking Scream of Freedom and it made me brought me back to life.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's actually what happened.

That's my life story.

You didn't know that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was dead.

I was actually dead.

That's how you got the name for it, huh?

Yeah, I was dead, and Zshan came and poured it right in my mouth here.

I fucking woke back up.

That's crazy.

Reverse aging.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

It makes you different, man.

I know, bro.

Yeah, I don't know what I did, though.

It's my favorite one.

That's why we get along.

That's right.

I don't know why he wants to screw me, though.

What?

What did I do?

Maybe he thinks you're sexy.

Big, sexy chocolate.

I don't think that's what he meant.

I I think that's what he meant.

He put a heart next to it.

There's a heart.

That's true.

I think he just meant to say, DJ, I want to screw you.

Yeah.

After I drink a grape energy, I want to put it on you.

A lot of typos in that.

I want to put it on you, big chocolate.

Well, let's get one thing clear.

I'm the big spoon, big dog.

Yeah, all right, yeah.

So you'd be putting on him.

Yeah, that's right.

All right.

There's no way to not make that sound.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks, JC.

Next one, let's go to Chantal Hargrove.

You lost me at Trump is Smart.

Yeah, well, you lost a lot of people.

You lost me at Chantale.

We can't all keep up with

those IQ points.

You know what I'm saying?

Some of us have less than others.

Try to keep up next time.

It's okay.

We'll explain a little more in-depth next time.

That's fine.

Yeah.

You know, like a man takes a million dollars and turns it into 7 billion.

Dumbass.

Yeah.

That's a fucking idiot.

Yeah.

He's fucking won at everything in his life.

He must, must have just got lucky every time.

You lost your baby daddy.

Listen.

Hey.

Hey.

That was pretty funny.

Hey, I'll explain it more next time.

I'm sorry.

I could take criticism.

You know, I could do a better job explaining things.

You all right?

Yeah.

We'll make a

we'll make a coloring book.

Yeah.

You know, a relay of coloring book.

You draw it up for us, won't you?

All right, cool.

That'd actually be fire.

That'd be fire.

That'd be fire.

fire.

All right.

Sorry, Chantel.

Yeah.

Yep.

Justin Brownson, actual,

brought the guys at work screaming freedom drinks, and now they're addicted.

Also, got two guys doing 75 hard.

Out here spreading personal excellence like it's my seed.

Gentleman, Justin.

I'm out here ejaculating personal excellence.

Open your mouth.

You're about to get some of this freedom right now.

That's right.

Get on your knees for this freedom reign.

Oh, well, good for you, Justin.

Keep going, bro.

Spread those seeds.

Oh, man.

Yep.

Last one.

Stephen Sullivan, 11.

Neither side eats bacon.

Not our fight.

Agreed.

Agreed.

I'm not fighting for anybody that doesn't eat bacon.

I mean, that's pretty good.

Yeah.

That was a pretty good I mean, comment.

That was pretty good there.

What's he referring to there?

It's going to be a whole nother podcast.

Yeah.

Real quick, just from this comment.

Yeah, that's great.

That's great.

On to the next, huh?

Love it.

Love to see it.

Guys, we appreciate you.

I'm sure as fuck not dying for someone that doesn't eat bacon.

Damn it.

Like the doors up.

You think that shit's funny, don't you, Zean?

You type that up?

Yeah, it's yours, huh?

No, that's great, man.

That's great.

What's the chances we get Andy to do a half marathon?

Fucking zero.

Fucking zero.

Was there bacon in it?

Yes.

Yes.

Stephen will be there.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, if there's bacon at the end, possibly.

I think they do do a marathon like that.

I've done a half.

I've rucked a half.

Yeah.

Yeah.

One time.

You told me you started running a little bit again, no?

Yeah, a little.

A little?

A little.

A couple miles?

No, not even a mile, but close to a mile.

I ran a mile and a half for the first time the other day.

Fuck, you did.

Shut the fuck up.

I swear to God.

You didn't fucking run the whole thing.

I swear.

I got video proof.

Oh,

unless I see the whole thing for the whole seven hours it took, I'm fucking guaranteed you did not run on.

Seven hours.

Seven hours.

Yeah, I did a mile on the trip.

I did a mile and a half.

You have a great.

McDonald's isn't back.

Yeah, that's right.

That's a mile and a half to McDonald's.

His body must have been about to close.

You have a great warm drink.

You had a grape energy drink?

No, I didn't.

I didn't.

Well, then you made it.

No, we just hung one out in front of him.

We fucking put it on a fucking fishing line, stuck it next to a bike.

He ran the whole time.

Did you see my story post yesterday, though?

About what?

The bike in the front.

Yeah.

Are you tempting?

I noticed that when I got here, it was gone.

It was gone.

Yeah.

Don't look at me.

Those aren't my drugs.

Those aren't even my pants.

Not my pants, man.

Guys, let's keep cruising.

Let's go to headline up to.

Dang, that is good, dude.

I know.

I've been kind of sitting on it and now I'm kind of like,

it's like a, you know, it really is like a melted bomb-pop.

No, the cans are louder.

It's great.

We did that on purpose.

It's great marketing, you know?

Like, it's like, oh,

where'd that come from?

Yeah, that's why we did it.

We had to up the decibels on the can.

The people on the plane really be annoying, you you know, and the people with the rappers, and then they sucking.

We're trying to win.

Everything's competition.

This is got this.

This is going over the rappers.

If we're going to be annoying, we're going to be the most annoying.

Oh, yeah.

You know, it's funny because somebody, uh, somebody hit me up the other day.

It's like, man, you know, I opened up a screaming freedom.

I heard an eagle.

And I was like, you know what?

You know what you hear when you open up the grape one?

Police sirens.

Smoke alarm.

Smoke alarm people.

Skybirds, baby.

Skybirds.

No,

yeah, let's keep cruising, man.

Sorry.

Bro, what is that?

What is the smoke alarm thing?

What are you asking me for?

Well, you said you were

at the Council of Black People.

Yeah.

No, dude, they don't hear them, man.

They just don't.

They don't, like, they tune it out.

They just tune it out, bro.

I don't know.

So you're saying they hear different frequencies?

Maybe.

Maybe.

I'm sure there's a sound scientifical explanation.

Well, shouldn't you know if you're the head of the council?

No, because all my stuff's hardwired in my crib.

So it's like, I've, you know, I don't remember hearing them as a kid.

So you don't understand the issues that affect your people?

No,

I don't think I realized it when I was saying that.

So you can't hear it yourself.

That's what you're saying.

I can't.

No.

I can't.

I don't hear the seatbelt.

You sure the fuck don't.

I honestly, I hate those chimes and shit.

I like Joe Rowe.

You don't hear the seatbelt thing?

No, bro.

It pissed me the fuck off, too.

Well, you rode with him?

Yeah.

No, he rode with me.

And we were sitting there and like, you know,

I'm like, bro, put your fucking seatbelt on, man.

I don't want to hear it.

That shit's annoying.

Bro, can't stand it.

Yeah.

You really do that?

Is it?

This is seatbelt.

All right.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Hello, M2.

Keep cruising.

Let's go to New York City.

No dignity in socialism.

New York City Mayor Adams announces re-election bid after Mom Donnie wins Dem's primary.

So Eric Adams is back in the move, I guess.

That's cool to see.

Mayor Eric Adams announced his re-election campaign Thursday on the steps of New York City Hall, surrounded by supporters, union leaders, and business partners, while protesters called him a criminal from across the park.

Adams was elected as a Democrat in 2021, but chose to run as an Independent this year amid low approval ratings and

has since dropped federal corruption charges.

In his absence, former Governor Andrew Cuomo Cuomo was widely expected to pick up the Democratic nomination in Tuesday's primary election, but 33-year-old self-proclaimed Democratic socialist Zorhan Momdani shocked the political establishment when he declared victory.

This was the scene when the election results were called.

Let's check this clip out.

There's not one fucking milligram of testosterone

in that whole entire room.

Something fucking so similar to that right now.

I was thinking the whole thing.

That redhead guy has never seen titties his whole life, bro.

Fucking ever.

Ever.

Oh my God.

The only ones that other guys seen was his own.

Well,

this guy right here.

Wait, where'd he go?

All those dudes.

Every single one of those dudes is there.

Simping.

That's right.

Trying to fuck some communist bitch.

Yeah.

100%, dude.

Yes.

Yes.

Maybe if I do all these things, she'll want to bang me.

Friend zone, bro.

Yeah.

Friend zoned forever.

You know you're wrong when she's got arm hair.

Listen, she got arm hair?

This one does.

That's why she put her arms down so quick.

Well,

they're going to find out.

You know what I'm saying?

Bro.

Well, I mean, so like he's been getting some heat.

People,

mom Donnie.

He should be.

He shouldn't even be here.

He's been getting some heat.

This is his platform.

So housing, he's doing freezing the rent, building affordable housing.

His LGBTQIA plus protections.

He's expanding and protecting gender-affirming care citywide, making New York City an LGBTQIA plus LG HDTV sanctuary city.

Affordability, creating city-owned grocery stores, fare-free buses, and attempting to raise the minimum wage wage to $30 by 2030.

I'm okay with

none of it except for freezing the rent.

We should all just be able to live for free, you know?

But how does that work, though?

I will say that New York City's rent is ridiculous.

Like, you have a room this way.

It's not, listen, it's not because

of communists.

The rent's high because people want to fucking live there.

Correct.

Like, that's supply and demand.

Like, if people want to live somewhere, the rent's going to be fucking high because there's too many people that want to live there.

Like, I don't understand how this is not understood.

You see what I'm saying?

And by the way, if you import millions of fucking communists into your city, you can't be surprised when communism gets celebrated and elected into office.

Like Eric Adams is like, what the fuck's going on?

Well, here's what's going on, brother.

You fucking catered to these people for the last fucking however many years.

And now you got someone that's come in that's more extreme than you on those same views who is now taking your fucking thunder.

Eric Adams did this to himself.

And so did all the fucking liberal people of New York who vote liberal because they don't want to get fucking made fun of or yelled at or

looked down upon.

And they have no courage to stand up and say what they actually believe or think.

And so, dude, actually, if you look into this guy, these are the more reasonable of his views.

Okay.

His actual views are very, very, very, uh,

very communist.

They're not a little bit, they're not socialist, they're communist.

And, um,

look, dude, uh, he's been getting a lot of heat too for code switching, too.

What?

Uh, because like he apparently he changes his accent

depending on who he's around, and he got he got called out on it from like media.

You want to see what it's too, they all do this, but nobody cares.

Yeah, let's watch this clip.

Let's check this out.

Hamare communities,

New Yorkers

afforded a lot of people, or Makan, may save

the bus.

Rent-free, free buses, universal child care, and

groceries.

But

you can do that.

Because I think that New Yorkers, more than they hate a politician they disagree with, they hate a politician they can't trust.

On the subject of trust, you've adopted different speaking accents in different scenarios.

But they go to their local bodega.

Is there one that's real and one that's affected?

What I would say is, as any immigrant knows, having been born in Kampala, Uganda, and then raised in South Africa and moving here when I'm seven years old, is there different parts of my life.

Worldwide tour, is a worldwide tour, is a worldwide tour.

Mamdani was talking about a worldwide press tour back when he was a rapper.

Bring the flavor to the fish, bring the flavor to the rice, bring the flavor to the rice.

In a Disney movie directed by his mother.

nepotism and hard work goes a long way here in New York City.

This is how I speak.

This is how I am.

Do you believe in the First Amendment, John Woman?

Go ahead, make a rap for your nanny.

It's a rap, get the grass, and the rack with your nanny.

You know this one?

Yeah.

Here's the craziest thing between him and Cuomo, though.

Did you know the voting numbers have come out of who voted where, you know, and demographically who voted where?

These are the numbers.

And as always, Andy, it's your people's fault.

What do you mean?

White people voted him in.

Yeah, I see that on the bank.

No black people voted for him.

Or the other or multiple races didn't vote for him either.

Yeah, it's because white people are fucking virtue signaling fucking liars.

That's the truth, okay?

Liberal whites.

Liberal whites.

Yeah, they are.

Liberal whites.

They claim to not be racist, but yet

they believe that black people can't think for themselves, can't do things for themselves, can't work a computer, can't get an ID,

need someone to protect them.

And, you know, the reality is, is that's kind of racist.

You don't think that they're fucking capable of doing their own shit?

Okay.

And then on top of that, they want to look good at their little brunches and say, oh, I'm standing with these people.

Well, you know, I voted the mom domini in.

That's right.

Yeah.

Why is making a state-owned grocery store a bad idea?

They wouldn't be able to tell you.

Right?

Yeah.

So don't you think that's a problem that you vote for shit that you don't even know what the negative would be?

Like, I don't know, every other time they've run state-owned grocery stores in the history of earth where people fucking starved because the government's so inefficient they can't even get food on the shelves.

I mean, all you got to do is go look at the fucking,

you know, the

plagues that happened under communism of starvation, like in Ukraine, where 60 million fucking people were starved because of.

I mean, there's plenty of examples on this.

Look, dude,

it's whatever.

You know, it seems like the Hispanic people understand communism.

You know why?

Because they come from communist countries.

Looks like the black and African Americans get it.

They're voting for Andrew Como.

Looks like Asians, you know, are voting for communism.

Maybe we should just ban Asians.

I'm kidding.

But, no, let's be real.

Where do Asians come from?

Where are they proud of?

A lot of them are from China.

You know what China is?

It's communist.

Yeah.

It's communist.

So here's at the end of the day, dude,

people that aren't born in the country can't serve as president.

So why the fuck are they allowed to serve as mayor or governor or anybody else?

Why?

Why is Ileon Omar allowed to be from Somalia, come here, serve in a fucking Congress, and then say that she serves Somalia first before America?

How is that allowed?

It shouldn't be.

It shouldn't be.

It shouldn't be allowed.

Nobody can make a case for that.

No.

You can't make a case for that.

You cannot make a case for anybody that runs in any of our government at any level

saying that they represent other countries before us, whether it be Somalia, whether it be fucking China, or whether it be Israel or anything else.

We can't go do it.

We can't do it anywhere.

Like an American citizen can't go to, you know, fucking Uganda and like, oh, I'm going to run for office here.

I got you guys.

It's not happening.

Well, it's not happening.

Well, Eric Adams, you fucked yourself, bro.

Like, like, like DJ Khaled likes to say, you played yourself.

And what's so crazy, too, is like New York.

I feel like New York City could be an awesome place to live.

Same with L.A.

Same with LA, man, but it's just like...

Fucking fried.

What is it?

Like, it's pretty nice.

What do you mean, what is it?

It's very simple.

It's people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about, pretending to know what they're talking about regarding everything.

Okay.

Like they think because they have a fucking social media platform that they understand what's going on and they want to look good to their friends.

So whatever they perceive to be is cool, they go with.

It's just like the Simone Biles shit the other day.

Simone Biles is so out of touch.

She makes this fucking ridiculous, out of style comment about men competing in women's sports.

She does not understand that that's not cool anymore.

So she's saying that thinking it's cool amongst her crowd, not realizing that almost everybody has rejected the idea of men in sports.

So it's not cool anymore.

So then she says it and gets backlash.

But the reality is, is most people don't know what they're even saying when they say, I stand with this or I stand with that.

When they said, oh, I stand with George Floyd and the coroner report comes out and says the dude died of fentanyl poisoning.

They don't care.

They're like, I still stand with him.

What are you talking about?

What are you fucking talking about, bro?

Like, the guy fucking was a criminal.

He took drugs.

He overdosed on drugs.

You can't choke someone out the way that they say that Derek Chauvin was standing.

That does not, I've had that done to me.

You could still fucking breathe, bro.

He couldn't breathe because he was hyped up on fucking fentanyl.

Like and then you present that to people and people are like oh

fuck a black square.

Yeah, right.

You're a bad person.

It's just like the people who are like, oh, I support Ukraine, but you find it on the map.

Why do do you support Ukraine?

They don't know.

They don't know.

That's my fucking point.

Because you get a nice little profile picture out there.

So now you import millions of people who come from these types of countries, which is ironic, right?

Like, why do you come here?

It's like people who export from California to Texas.

They hate California politics.

They leave to go to Texas or Nashville.

Then they vote for the same shit.

It's fucking retarded.

It does not make any sense.

It's insane.

Well, it's the same thing as these people.

These people come from these kind of countries to escape that shit and then come here and then try to put that shit in here.

And then you have a bunch of people who are by legitimate literal terms, useful idiots who think they're doing something good and virtuous and want to look good.

who are literally voting our country down the fucking drain.

This is why I say voting rights should not be exclusive to every American.

If you don't pay tax, you shouldn't get to vote.

Okay.

If you don't pay a fucking tax and get a tax return for that year of voting, you should not be allowed to vote.

Because by human nature, people who don't pay in are going to vote for all the benefits to themselves.

They're going to vote your money from you to them.

So why the fuck would you give them a vote?

That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah.

So, and it's not about men or women voting or even an age.

Like if you're 14 years old, bro, and you're working part-time and you get a fucking tax return, you should be voting.

I think so.

Yeah, I think you earned a vote, you know.

Like, but they let people that aren't even supposed to be here voting, yeah, dude.

It's insane, it's nuts.

None of it make

you can't put any logic on it, there's no logic on any of it.

It's just a sway, sway something, to sway a vote one way or the other.

That's all it is.

And it's, it's, it's, and dude, it ends up fucking bro, and it ends up fucking people who go out and make the money to pay for the fucking taxes, bro.

Dude, it's just totally the system is totally fucked.

Like you have all these people, and dude, there's a whole book about this called Atlas Shrugged.

This will happen here.

Okay.

This will be the collapse of this country.

When you take everybody who works and you remove the incentive for them to work because you overtax them and they stop working.

That's when the country fucking falls.

Correct.

And that is where we are because the amount of resistance that there is for the average person working is almost on the borderline of them not it not being worth them working for for the middle-class American.

Middle-class Americans can almost earn the same amount not working as they do working.

Some can earn more.

And when you flip that, we end up in a situation where the country is not sustainable because the people who produce are no longer willing to produce.

Well, that's the other thing.

I saw some headlines about that.

It's like there they're

like places like Florida, Texas, they're already preparing for another wave of business owners, operators, CEOs that are going to be leaving New York City to escape it because just his tax plan alone, he's trying to raise his plan, is he's going to raise the corporate tax rate from 9% to 11.5%.

And then he's creating an additional.

But let's just talk about that for a second.

Yeah.

Here's what people don't understand.

Okay.

They hear that.

They say from 9% to 11%.

And what do you think most people say?

Oh, fuck you.

No, they say, even if they're resistant, they say, well, that's reasonable.

It's 2%.

Most companies don't have 2% of error in the way that they operate their business.

So for a company to adjust to a 2% increase in taxes, you're talking about major adjustments in the way that that company operates.

It's not just as simple as saying, oh, well, these guys are making so much money.

Most of these big companies, they're not making,

they're making it work just the way that it's set up.

They're running on a razor-thin line.

So when you say 2%, you're talking about a major readjustment, which is probably going to force more implementation of AI and cost people their fucking jobs.

So, because that's what

no, because here's the conversation that happens on the inside that people don't think about.

All right, they're going going to raise us tax 2%.

We got to free up 2% revenue to pay it.

That means we got to fire those guys and we could just rewrite that with AI.

And now

you got

100 people that don't have fucking jobs or 1,000 or 2,000 or 10,000, depending on the size of the operation.

Or, I mean, even the $30 minimum wage.

Okay.

It's the same.

Cool.

AI.

There you go.

Yeah.

It's the same.

Listen, and it's, they're promising people promises that can't be effectively implemented in reality that

they and by the way they understand that a communist understands what that what he under he understands exactly what he's doing what he's doing is he is making he is he is selling people ideas that sound good they sound like they will work they sound like it'll benefit the people but the result of that is actually people becoming unemployed.

And when these people become unemployed, they are more likely to vote for communism because they don't have shit.

And the idea of communism is: we're going to give you a bunch of free shit.

We're going to take care of your rent.

We're going to take care of your food.

We're going to take care of everything that you need.

But because of the inefficiencies and the greed and the theft and the

immorality of these people, that money never makes it to them and they end up fucking starving.

And this has happened over and over and over and over and over again in history.

But people are too fucking stupid and lazy to educate themselves about what this actually is.

That motherfucker knows exactly what he's doing.

And if you are so stupid to fall for that and think that that can be actually implemented, then you can't pass a basic fucking math course because that's all it is.

It's math.

Like the crazy thing too, like explaining it like that, Andy, like when you look at it,

he's telling you exactly the play.

He's going to have to have freeze the rent and fucking government-owned grocery stores because nobody's going to be able to afford this shit.

No, because they're not going to have jobs.

They're not going to have jobs.

That's right.

They're not going to have.

And he's adding.

And dude, you got to understand, the idea that they sell these people is not, hey, we're going to give you all your shit for free and you're going to live like a fucking peasant and you're going to be eating gruel and

your life is going to be terrible.

You're going to have cockroaches on the floor.

You're not going to be able to do shit.

That's not what they're selling them.

Here's what they're selling them.

Jeff Bezos just paid $53 million for we're going to take some of his money and we're going to make your life look more like his.

That is not what happens.

It never has happened.

It has never happened.

And then the communists say the same shit every time.

Well, that's not real communism.

They just didn't do it all the way.

Yeah, they didn't do it right.

That's right.

No shit, they didn't do it right.

Everybody died.

He's also, look, he's also adding an additional 2%

income tax for anyone making more than a million dollars annually in addition to what they're already paying.

Yeah.

It ain't going to work, man.

It ain't going to work, man.

It ain't gonna work.

Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments.

Let us know.

With that being said, third and final headline.

Is that two already?

That was two.

Shit.

All right.

Yeah.

Headline number three.

I fucking hate communists, bro.

No communists, bro.

Everybody, you guys should all hate communists.

You should hate them.

Like, they will fucking kill you.

Their whole fucking play.

It's not, this isn't like, oh, they're nice people.

They're flawed.

No, they pretend to be flawed so they can take everything from you.

And then when you cannot do anything for them, just like we talked about in the middle of the beginning of the show, it's human nature.

When you no longer provide value,

people will ignore you.

Except in this case, they don't ignore you.

They fucking kill you.

So the only way that these people get in power is by lying to people and then making their life so hard that these people

are basically completely dependent on the government.

And then when they figure out, well, fuck, these people can't really do anything for us, then they figure out how to kill them.

They starve them, they execute them, they create a plague.

And dude, this is not me being conspiratorial.

This is history.

All you got to do is fucking read it.

But people want to go to ChatGPT and ask about fucking Mao and ask about Pol Pot and ask about what happened to the Christians in the Bolshevik Revolution or the Red Famine or the Holodomores.

Nobody talks about that.

They only talk about one genocide ever, which is the Holocaust.

There's lots more, and they were much bigger.

And they don't talk about them for a fucking reason.

And that's exactly why you should go read about them.

That's real, man.

Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments.

Let us know what you guys think.

Make sure.

With that being said, let's get to our third one.

You guys don't hate communists enough, bro.

They fucking hate you.

I promise you that.

But let's get to our final headline.

We got headline number three.

Let's go back to the WNBA, shall we?

A woman's basketball.

WNBA, yeah.

Now we talk about Sophie Cunningham.

Yeah, bro.

She's awesome.

Yeah.

She's awesome.

The fucking enforcer.

She's the Bob Probert of the WNBA.

Who's that?

The baddest dude ever played in the NHL, Bob Probert.

You wouldn't know.

Sorry.

Is he in the solid?

He's dead now.

He's a solid generation.

Yeah.

He was a generation.

You ask anybody who knows anything about hockey and you say, who's the baddest motherfucker ever played hockey?

You kick your fucking ass?

It's Bob Probert.

He played for the Red Wings and the Blackhawks.

Look him up, dude.

Look up his fucking face.

Look it up right now.

He don't care.

He's ready for a LeBron story right now.

He don't care.

Look up his fucking face.

How do you speak?

Bob Probert.

Probably right there.

He didn't give shit.

Oh, this guy looks good.

He wasn't drinking grape soda.

That motherfucker would kill you, bro.

He was the most feared man that ever played in the NHL.

Jeez.

Yeah.

I mean, he looks like a

hockey players are tough, man.

Yeah, this dude is a different level.

Oh, yeah.

And he was like fucking massive, too.

Bro, anybody that's missing teeth like like that, you don't fuck with.

You don't fuck with.

Cauliflowers and guys with like missing teeth like that, you don't fuck with.

Yeah.

Fuck, how big was this guy?

Big.

Big, big.

6'4?

I think at least.

He was big.

Look up his

6'3, what?

240?

That's big.

On skates, that's like 6'8 ⁇ .

6'5?

6'8?

Yeah.

That's 70 inches on the skates?

I don't know.

I'm just making shit up.

6'8.

It sounds beastly, though, you know?

He was 7'8.

Yeah, 400.

Andre the John is like Manute Bowl.

You probably don't know who that is either.

You don't know either.

So look him up.

Yeah.

That's crazy, though.

But yeah, let's go to the WNBA because we talked about Caitlin Clark.

A little bit.

And her enforcer.

Her enforcer.

Sophie Cunningham.

Have you signed her yet?

We should sign her.

as an enforceer we should sign her for the blues yeah right

blues got new unis bro yeah they do they're fucking pimp I don't see much difference

I it was like I'm not and I love the blues right so I'm you know I'm not shitting on them how many hockey games you been to two

keep going with the headline yeah

Did the WNBA finally kill its golden goose?

After a year and a half of of public beatings in a league full of women who despise her, Caitlin Clark may be finished.

Have you seen this?

Heard about this?

Yeah, let's dive into it.

This is Gateway Pundit.

It looks like the WNBA, the worst sports league in the history of mankind, has found that's fucked up.

They go hard on people sometimes, man.

Who?

Fucking Gateway Sports.

They should, man.

They keep it real.

Where is this from?

Where's this article?

This is St.

Louis, man.

Everything you you guys are reading from St.

Louis?

No, no, no.

No, this media outlet is from St.

Louis.

Jim Hoff.

They're fucking savages.

They're savages.

It's great.

They're your people.

Yes.

That's it.

Those are your people for sure.

Andy's funding their shit for sure.

Hey.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

I wish.

Maybe I should, though.

Yeah, that should be a good investment for you.

But yeah,

they have finally killed its golden goose, Caitlin Clark.

Former Iowa basketball player, Caitlin Clark, is the all-time greatest scorer in NCAA basketball.

Along the way, she also broke most of the NCAA assist records.

I was Caitlin Clark broke every record imaginable in women's and men's basketball in the 2023-24 season.

She was the D1 scoring leader.

She was the only D1 player with 3,500 points, 1,000 assists, 850 rebounds in a career, most points in a single season, most three-pointers in a single season.

I mean, she's fucking badass, right?

You compare her to

to the other 9,718 D1 college hoop players this season.

This is where she ranks at.

If it's hard to see, she's that little green dot.

Why do people, why are people shitting on her?

Because she's good.

That's it.

That's literally.

I mean, bro, she's been getting.

She's not doing anything right.

She's been getting her ass.

Like, she's been getting her ass beat.

Over what?

Just being a good basketball girl?

No, being white.

And that's real shit.

Nobody wants to say it.

Nobody wants to say it.

I'll fucking say it.

Yeah.

she's getting her ass beat by a bunch of black girls because she's white and she's better than them and that's the fact there's nothing else that she said or no she doesn't say anything say anything bro she just balls her ass out yeah and they don't like it so it is what it is so what are they saying about her shitting on her

they're not dude she's getting her ass beat in the game the game oh like she's losing no like they're beating her physical yes oh oh oh

Like, bro, like, thrown to the ground, fucking, like, completely fucking flagrant fouls.

Like, left.

It's everything.

She's just quiet.

She doesn't like fight back or anything she just fucking scores a shit ton of points and whoops ass that way but like dude it's listen it's it's it's very blatant and very obvious and nobody fucking says it and it is what it is and you know

whatever man i mean she's the best thing that's happened to the league in fucking forever

she's the only reason people are watching the fucking league and people hate it and it's it's it's not because people aren't watching her like thinking like oh i'm gonna watch her because she's a white girl.

That is not why the fuck they're watching.

They're watching because when she shoots the ball, it goes in the fucking hoop, unlike everybody else.

Like, fuck, dude.

That's the truth.

Common sense.

Yes.

No, she's a baller, bro.

You guys both watch her play?

Dude, yeah, she's amazing.

I've seen a few of her games.

Yeah,

she's like a, she's the female version of Steph Curry, bro.

Like,

she's good.

She's not like dunking and shit.

She just has a crazy shot.

Yeah, she's just good.

I don't know.

Look, dude.

Here's the thing about women.

Here's the thing about women's basketball.

When women are good at basketball,

they are technically usually better than men because they can't dunk and they can't do these crazy things that like athletically that men can do.

So their fundamentals, their free throws, their fucking

dribbles, everything is much cleaner and better.

And she just embodies that part of the game.

Jackie Styles was like that too.

But like, they're just technically better.

And it's fun to watch them because they're so fucking good.

And because, you know, unfortunately,

you know,

white, only black people or only white people can be racist shit.

She's taken a ton of abuse.

Like, that's not right.

Yeah.

Well, and I think that's, I mean, that's what this article is kind of alluding to: is that, like, well, the problem is that people keep alluding to it instead of just saying for what it is.

No, I'm alluding to the fact of like that has taken a toll on her.

Yeah, but fucking Britney.

Britt not playing.

Brittany Griner, who fucking

might be a dude.

Yeah, straight up in a game was videoed

saying like fucking white bitch, like shit like that.

And it's like, dude, if you, like, if Caitlin Clark had said that, they'd kick her out of the league.

She'd be canceled forever.

And, dude, it's just, it's a, it's a.

It's disgusting.

It's disgusting shit.

It's a bad double stand.

Yeah.

Terrible.

But yeah, I mean, I think, and like, I mean, this would be a good conversation just about, like, I mean, have you played sports growing up at all?

I played basketball a lot.

Yeah, okay.

Basketball, I know you've played sports.

I've played sports.

And the mental part of the game is real.

You know what I'm saying?

And so, like, has it taken a toll on Caitlin Clark?

Because, like, in the last four games,

her stats have like completely dropped.

Completely dropped.

That's four games.

Yeah.

But like,

you look at the games prior to that, it's like, I mean, like, bro, there's an obvious difference here.

Like, her, her fucking uh, well, it could be that they're learning how to defend her a little bit.

How are her, how are the teammates treating her on her team?

Good now, they're finally standing.

No, no, for for fucking for the last year and most of this year,

she kind of just got her ass beat and nobody said shit or did shit.

Now they're now her team's starting to like rally around her because they're realizing that, like, what's happening.

So, yes, she is getting protection a little bit now, but uh,

it's not, it's just, that's a recent thing.

Yeah.

Like, I think her three-point completion is like 4% right now.

Well,

yeah, she's off injury.

You know,

I don't know.

I just, I mean, what's the mental, what's the mental play?

I mean,

because I mean, I said this last year.

I'm like, dude, like, at some point, like, you would get tired of that shit, man.

And, like, if nobody's stepping up for you, the refs aren't protecting you.

Fuck it.

I mean, you're not making a whole lot of money.

You're like, what the fuck is am I doing here?

Yeah, What's the point?

What's the fucking point?

Listen, nobody wants to be where they're not wanted.

And that goes for anybody doing anything.

Like, if you show up somewhere where everybody fucking hates you every motherfucking day, eventually you're going to be like, bro, why am I doing this?

What am I doing this for?

And it's, it's not a justified hate.

It's not like she's a, she's a character that thrives on hate.

Like, there's certain characters in sports that kind of thrive on the, on the shit talk, right?

Like, like, uh, Jake Paul, okay.

Jake Paul thrives on the shit talk.

Fucking, you know, Odell Beckham, he'd be a star.

People would talk, they don't care.

There's some people that really like that shit.

They're kind of like in the fucking Rogan, Jake, all that shit.

They almost do better off of it.

Dude, a lot of people do, but a lot of people don't as well.

And it's sad because

she does lift the whole league.

And if we were really trying,

because WNBA is the most woke fucking league ever.

if we were really trying to solve the problem of racism then we would have an example of welcoming people of other races in our league and celebrating the diversity right all they talk about is fucking diversity

well what does what does diversity mean in wnba what not that diversity hold on does diversity apply to the to the nba Do do we see a bunch of white dudes picketing saying diversity?

Do we see it?

And laugh at that.

It's a fucking joke.

That's a joke.

White people would laugh at it because they'd be like, well, fuck, I'm not good enough to be in the league.

Yeah.

K-Dunk.

Fucking, but you don't see it in WNBA either.

But now, after all the anti-racism shit and all the things that they've said they stood for, they've got a white girl who happens to be the best player in the league, but they don't want her in the league and they reject her.

So what does that say about your claims for diversity and

anti-racism and all these things?

It says you're all full of shit.

That's what it says.

Dude, I think she should leave, man.

Leave.

No, I don't think she should.

I don't think she should.

I'm saying to prove a point.

No, you're not proving anything.

Watch her leave.

Watch her ratings go down.

Watch the ticket sales go back down.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, all right, cool.

No, I think she should continue to do exactly what she's doing.

You guys got to get on first form.

Yeah.

Well, look, dude,

I don't.

Listen,

if we're going to talk about, if you want to be fucking racist, just say you're racist.

At least I'll respect that.

I'd be like, all right, well, they fucking hate white people, you know, like, but don't fly this flag of like anti-racism or,

you know, diversity because

diversity and inclusion doesn't mean all black people.

It means diversity.

And that league promotes that message more than any other fucking organization, yet they are the least tolerant of it.

So

physically.

I mean, like it's yeah.

And look, dude, I think it's a very bad example for society.

You know, if we want society to get along, then we should get along.

You know, if we want, if we want to not have racism, then we shouldn't act racist.

And acting racist is not just exclusive to one race onto another race.

It's back and forth.

If you judge somebody by the color of their skin or where they come from, that's racism.

Okay.

And that's.

That's not a good thing for the world.

It's not a good thing for society.

And if you claim that you're trying to stop that, then why are you so intolerant of someone coming in that is a different race and doing well

it's very hypocritical correct i mean even it also blows up just this whole feminist argument too like i mean oh women support each other you know it's supposed to be women don't support each other that's a lie yeah women are the most fucking aggressive mean creatures to each other in the face of the earth yeah you know like

I always I always laugh about that because it's always like the girls that are like, oh my God, queen,

under every photo.

And I see them out the next day and they're like, fuck that bitch.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

And I'm like, what?

Like, what are you talking about?

You were just talking shit to me.

And they're like the first one under the comments all the time.

Queen.

Yeah.

Yazzie.

Slay.

Yes.

Slay.

Yeah.

Yaz, bitch.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

You know, the ones that write that shit.

The ones that write that shit are the biggest haters.

No,

bro, women.

Let a dude dress up as a chick.

They're going to support that, though.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Let's get LeBron James with a fucking skirt.

Let's fucking put him in the league.

and you motherfuckers would be clapping for him and shit.

You know, like, bro, the world's fucked up.

And, you know, women are mean to each other.

They're not nice to each other.

At least, men, like to be straight up, yeah, like you suck.

Yeah, you're fucking.

And then afterward, then afterwards, you're like getting a beer with the dude.

You're like, fuck it.

We're cool.

Yeah.

You know, women fucking hate other women, dude, especially when other women are better than them at something.

Yeah.

You know, oh, she's not,

she only got that because of this, or she did that because, look at that fucking hoe.

While they're being a hoe, too, you know, I'm a bigger hoe than you.

Yeah, right.

I do that better.

You know, it's like, damn, girls, calm down.

Can't we all just get along?

Bro, no, they can't.

They can't.

They can't.

And they go, yeah, I don't.

I'm just, I'm friends with more males.

I just get along with more males.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's like getting hit in the face of like a 24-pack of hot dogs.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I don't really get along with girls.

I just hang.

I just

friends are guys.

I know what that means.

I don't don't really like get along with all of you.

All right, Bonnie Blue.

Oh, dude.

Hell, man.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man.

Should Caitlin stay or should she go?

No, she should stay and keep being great and do what she's got to do.

And you know what?

I will say, I'm going to say this too.

There's a lot of black women in the league that are pissed off about what's happening to Caitlin Clark.

And those women should come up and say, hey, this is bullshit.

That's what needs to happen.

Everyone's too scared to talk, though.

Well, they're scared because they don't want to get yelled at like he gets yelled at.

He gets fucking more shit from the own, not really anymore, though.

But when George Floyd was going on, we didn't.

Yeah, they were giving him shit.

Oh, Uncle Tom, Tap Dancer, all this shit.

All of it.

Like, and dude, there's so many, there's so many black women in the league that fucking hate what's happening to Caitlin Clark.

They're ain't saying shit.

They're not saying anything because they don't want to be on the same, they don't want to be on the receiving end of the abuse that she fucking takes.

They're going to get it too.

Yeah.

And it's, dude, it's fucked up.

Like, bro, these people are bullying her.

There's more good people in that league than there are bad people.

Stand the fuck up and tell these people to fuck off.

Yeah, man.

Guys, let us know down in the comments, man.

Let us know what you guys think.

With that being said, our final segment of the show, got thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck.

That's where we bring a headline in.

We talk about it, and we vote on it.

And we give it one of two options.

So, Eli, we have a thing here.

We like bears.

You like bears?

I like bears.

You like bears?

Never been attacked by one.

I've seen them out there while I roam.

Have you seen a lot of bears?

Everyone.

I think at one race.

I don't know if I was hallucinating or not, but I mean.

Are you more scared?

Would you be more scared of black bears or brown bears or

polar bears?

Where do you feel more safe around?

The polar bear will kind of like you know, fuck me up.

Oh, so you're, you're, you, you're, you're, you feel more unsafe around the polar bears than you do the black bears?

I feel pretty safe with all of them, though.

But, you know, if you got to choose one, you know, it's got to be the polar bear.

Yep.

At the 18th,

we lost Andy on that one.

We lost Andy on that one.

He was trying to get a grape first.

I was ordering some grape.

I said, what do you feel more unsafe around?

Polar bears or brown bears?

I said polar bears.

Definitely.

It's the black bears, the ones that get me.

But we like bears here.

So that's what our thumbs up is about today.

Our thumbs up.

I think the polar bears literally are the dangerous.

No, they are.

That's why I say.

That's why I said that.

That's all I meant by whatever.

I think they're the most dangerous.

No, they are.

I don't know where your guys' head was at, but I was just thinking, like, if I was like really cold.

I was just saying,

yeah.

Yeah, I don't know where my head was either.

You were ordering grape soda.

It was a gut reaction, but they always get the black ones on the cameras and shit, stealing the vending machines.

Oh, you're saying it's it's it's unfair.

Yeah, I'm just, I'm just it's optics, is what it is.

Because like those white polar bears, bro,

they be doing some shit.

They be doing some shit, man.

Yeah.

All right.

But

they're not seasoning their seals.

You know what I'm saying?

They're eating all those seals with no fucking seasoning on it, bro.

I'm just saying, bro.

Yeah.

I'm just saying.

How did the polar bear get the Coca-Cola deal?

That's what I want to know.

That's what I want to know.

That's fair.

I'm curious.

Why didn't the fucking black bear get it?

I'm just, I'm curious.

Yeah.

Or the grizzly bear.

Or the grizzly bear, bro.

Makes sense.

I'm just, listen.

I never thought about that.

That's an observation.

That's white privilege.

Because I never even had to think about it.

You never thought about it.

Yeah.

I'm just saying.

Just saying.

Yeah, and the polar bears get away with all their crimes.

All of it.

Yeah.

Look how sweet and innocent.

Yeah, they assassinate those brown ones whenever they do bad shit.

Tranquilize them.

Yeah.

And they say, oh, we're endangered.

Yep.

All right.

Thumbs up.

Special treatment.

Was this the question for thumbs up or dumbs up?

Are we going into something?

Oh, DJ is just trying to make everything racist.

I know.

I got to argue.

I actually think the polar bear is a family.

I don't know where your head's at, but let's give it a thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

I get it.

I get it.

Yeah, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, an Alaskan brown bear has a new shiny smile after getting a huge metal crown for a canine tooth.

He got a grill.

The brown bear got a grill.

Yeah.

I mean, that might be a thumbs up, man.

I don't know.

He's doing it for the culture.

Is there a photo?

Did we get anything?

Oh, I got a video.

Oh, yeah.

The Alaskan brown bear at the Lake Superior Zoo in northeastern Minnesota has a gleaming new silver-colored canine tooth in a first-of-its-kind procedure for a bear.

The 800-pound tundra was put under sedation Monday and fitted with a new crown, the largest dental crown ever created, according to the zoo.

He's got a little glint in his smile now, zoo marketing manager Caroline Routley said Wednesday.

It was an hour-long procedure done by Dr.

Grace Brown, a board-certified veterinarian dentist who performed a root canal on the same tooth two years ago.

When Tundra re-injured the tooth, the decision was made to give him a new, stronger crown.

The titanium alloy crown made by Creature Crowns of Post Falls, Idaho, was created for Tundra from a wax cast of his tooth.

It's the largest crown in the world.

Let's check this clip out.

Holy shit, that's just his head.

Yeah.

That's what I look like at ultras when I'm trying to get warm.

They put the foil.

They put one of those foils on you?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Does that thing actually put it on?

You have to take it out of your bag yourself and put it on you.

Does it work?

Yeah.

Be freezing as fuck, and those things keep you warm.

It'll be like, holy shit, look at that.

That shit's lit, bro.

Thumbs up.

Yeah.

It does look pretty good.

If he wakes up, they are fucked.

Look at that guy.

Bro, it's crazy.

Bears look so cuddly and so

they just fucking kill you.

Kill you.

Especially this one.

Yeah.

Well, he must be from St.

Louis.

This one's special.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Let me see your grio.

I want to see my what?

Yeah, I mean.

Why do they do that?

Why did they put the foil on him?

I guess keep him warm.

But why did they give him the...

I guess give him warm.

Why do they give him that?

Yes, yeah.

The tooth?

Yeah.

Because he injured it.

He injured it.

I knew that.

So they just, we're going to have to replace it anyways to put the silver one in there.

Yeah, just give him, give him some.

I mean, it looks badass.

It does.

Yeah, it does look really dope.

They should have added some like diamond studs and kind of some new shit.

Bling it out.

Yeah.

All he's missing is a great smash.

Four minutes.

There's something wrong with you.

Yeah, man.

I think it looks good.

I'm giving it a thumbs up.

Yeah, no, it does look good.

Yeah.

It does look good.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Look at that guy.

That's him.

You can't see the silver tooth there, though.

I think that was the before, huh?

That was the before.

The and after is crazy.

Bro, how do you not look at a bear and want to like snug them?

Yeah, man.

It's too bad that they'll kill you.

The cubs look weird to me.

Have you ever seen those guys in Russia?

They have like

they've raised them.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think they raise them and like maybe one out of like five times they get killed and like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Therefore, they get good videos out of it.

Yeah, you know, it's good for TikTok.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, I follow this one dude in Russia.

It's got a pet bear and he feeds them like out of of a cereal bowl.

Yeah, and talks to him.

The Russian dudes, right?

Yeah, yeah.

The bear sits on his lap.

Like, he'll come and sit on his lap, and you feed him like a baby.

Full-grown bear, right?

Yes, massive bear.

Not polar, though.

Yeah, no,

no, not polar.

No comment.

What?

No.

What?

Were you saying something about them keeping the brown bear in captivity?

No, no,

no.

Just saying.

It's feeding him cereal, man.

It's fine.

It's a thumbs up for this.

What do you think he's feeding him?

We got a double thumbs up over here.

What about?

Feeding cereal.

Huh?

What kind of cereal is he getting?

I don't know.

I've always liked fruit loops.

Fruit loops are good.

That was my favorite ones.

You know, they said those are the worst.

That's the worst cereal.

Well, I mean, to be fair, though, we never did the actual fruit loops.

You did the fruit hoops.

Fruit circles.

Fruit hoops.

Fruit circles.

Fruit circles.

Fruit circles.

It's the same thing.

Maybe.

You buy the fruit loops now, don't you?

I do.

Yeah.

It's a flex now.

You open up the pantry.

You got the fucking fruit loops.

We're doing all name names.

That's right.

That's it.

All right.

Thumbs up for this guy.

Hell yeah, man.

Well, guys, Andy, Eli, that's all I have.

Yeah, me too.

Pay the fee and don't be the hoe.

Or don't be a hoe and or the hoe.

Both.

Don't be the show.

Share the damn show, guys.

Share the show.

And we'll let you do it.

Say it.

Don't be a hoe.

You're saying.

Don't be a give it give it from give it from the loins ladies and gentlemen don't be a hoe pay the damn fee share the show you guys know the rules pay your dues

it's pretty good you guys like that you guys should use that like

say this but just say it like this say don't be a hoe don't be a hoe share the show

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