856. Andy & DJ CTI: JFK Files Released, French Scientist Denied US Entry Over Hateful Trump Texts & Ben & Jerry Accuses Unilever Of Firing Its CEO For Political Reasons

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye to the lies, the finkness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet and that's what we're gonna do what's up dude what's going on man oh not much yeah just uh got done lifting trying to get uh just get more yoked yeah and more handsome you know it's like how much more yoke can you get i'm going for all the yokeness more yeah that's right that's like that uh scene in uh money never streets there's money never sleeps yeah you have you never seen wall street too nope okay oh wolf of wall street i've seen that no wall street two money never sleeps nope josh brolin and Shia La Wall Street 2, Money Never Sleeps. Nope.
Josh Brolin

and Shia LaBeouf,

whatever the fuck his name is.

And he walks in and he says, what's your number?

And he goes,

more.

I thought that was a great line.

Never seen it. Yeah.
Well, you should watch it.

It's a good movie. It's not as good as the original Wall Street.

Well, I mean, listen, Andy, I'm actually

kind of questioning your movie recommendations

at this point.

Well, that's because you're retarded.

Yeah, I mean, it is what it is, man.

You know how I know you are?

No, Andy.

No.

No.

No.

Well, just admit that you are, and I want to tell the story.

I don't think that makes me retarded.

Let's let the listeners decide.

No, I'll keep that one in my back pocket.

I mean, you know, I thought it was a great decision.

I keep it.

All right.

Well, pay the fee, guys.

It's a great movie, though.

Yeah.

It was a great deal.

You got toasted on the internet for saying it sucked.

See, I think...

There was like four people that were like, oh, yeah, it was bad. bad and i went to their profile and they're like dressed up as cats and shit like you got all the weird motherfuckers side with you yeah i went to the profile and like looked at the people side with me and they all looked like handsome and rich dudes had big old schlongs a lot of privilege yeah that's right very privileged yeah very privileged

yep blessed i like tom cruise as an actor yeah top gun fucking a few good men the movie's good

you you just used to watch any cgi like oh what do you like i like ridgerton okay

all right what do you do in your spare time?

I buy timeshares.

You said you were keeping it in the back pocket.

I didn't tell the whole story, so you could thank me about that later.

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so what's going on for real let's start over what it's fucked up man i know it's fucked up yeah you know it's even more fucked up let's start the show by the time All right, man. Well, got a lot to cover today.
Dude. There's a lot out there.
There is a lot going on, man. I got some new theories.
Dude, I do too. You got some? Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it. We're going to bounce these off, man.
I got some. Did you see the thing about the pyramids? No, I didn't see that.
You just brought that up to me before. Bro, you didn't see you didn't see that though before that no but i mean so listen they scan so egypt will not allow people to explore the pyramids they don't allow it so these guys this group decided to run a scan from outer space with satellites to scan below the surface of the pyramids okay and the pyramids according to them and i looked at the scans and so did joe we were talking about it are not tombs like they say they are at all and all three pyramids have the exact same structure on the inside okay but below the pyramids they all have six or eight cylindrical tubes with little staircases that swirl around all the way down that go down 1.6 miles into the ground into a cube that is 250 foot per side so 250 high 250 wide now imagine how cute imagine how big that is That's nearly half of the height of the arch here in St.
Louis. It's massive.
Okay.

And. 50 wide.
Now imagine how big that is. That's nearly half of the height of the arch here in St.
Louis. It's massive.
Okay. And for years and years and years, we're told they're tombs and they're this and they're that.
And Egypt won't let us explore them because it's the claim to the powerful and the creativity of the Egyptians. But when you look you look at this there is no possible we all thought like hey man how'd they build the pyramids you know like we didn't even know because the blocks are so huge and so heavy how did they do it and there's all these theories you know they rolled them on logs they flooded the desert they did all this shit bro no way no way there's no way that a human being built the pyramids there's no way after seeing what they're showing yeah there's no way do you think so not humans what do you so you're saying like i don't know i mean look man i i don't know but i know this we couldn't build them now no no you know what i'm saying so dude i saw the pyramids is a weird combo like i saw this one thing they were talking about like because'm saying? Dude, the pyramids is a weird combo.

I saw this one thing they were talking about, because they try to say the pyramids are so old and all of that,

but the material that they're made out of didn't exist until after a theoretical great flood would have happened to actually create the limestone that they used to fucking build it with.

Well, dude, they found the fucking hall of Noah's Ark.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like in Romania, bro. Dude, it goes back to what I said.
It goes back to the two biggest lies that we have been told as humans in the history of our existence by the tyrants that we love so much on this show. They all lie to us, and I believe they have lied to us about two major things.
One, what humans are actually capable of with their mind, meaning metaphysical, quantophysical ability to create reality with your brain. I believe that is 100% true because I've experienced it over and over and over.
and two i believe they have worked very very hard to cover any evidence of god or jesus or any of that and they want us to feel like it's like some metaphoric you know bullshit right when in reality we're starting to find uh actual archaeological evidence and anthropologists are starting to find evidence of this being real.

Oh, he was real yeah 100 bro dude no i'm i don't mean like okay like a lot of people will argue jesus was real most people right but they will say things like well noah's ark was it that was just a story this and that right well they're starting to find evidence of all these stories 100 so every city in the bible they find it like i mean it's all there it's all and like dude i look at it like there's way more evidence right now that says that he was alive lived and that a lot of the information that's in there is factual not not metaphorical story it's not just you know talk right it's real stuff which mean, think of just the implications on mankind that that has. You know what I'm saying? Well, it takes the power away from them.
Why would they not want us to know that? They would only want us to not know that to give them more power over us. 100%, man.
It's wild stuff. You say you got to send me that link so I can see that shit on the pyramids.
But, you know, I mean, it actually kind of does go right perfectly. I was going to bring this up before we got to our headlines.
The fucking astronauts came back from a night. What's the longest you ever stayed in the pool of water? In the pool of water? I mean, you know, honestly, dude, pretty long time.
If I'm in the pool drinking yeah, that's pretty long time nine nine hours

I mean I get out to pee, but you know that's it. Oh, you don't get out to be fucking over

Don't invite DJ

No, bro, I because it's a fucking pool and that's gross bro. It has chlorine and all of that shit cleans itself

All right, man, no more pool for DJ

All right, so I peed in your pool before. I bet.
Dude, listen. That's gross.
Well, what? It's warm, bro. Like, there's no way to like- I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it. Talking about my time shit, I'm going to pee in your pool.
Okay, let's talk about that. No, no, no.
So, no, astronauts in space. Yeah.
I i mean here's what i thought was weird about this look i question everything man yeah if something isn't right i notice it okay and when they showed those people in space their hair was gray and it was all grayed out. When they got out of the little cell yesterday, that woman's hair that was gray in all the videos is now black.
And right before they pulled her out of the little pod, the people were saying, well, you know, when someone's in space for a very long time, it could change the way that they look, and it could change the way that their faces look. And it's just like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah.
So I don't know what's going on, but it feels real weird, and it feels really weird especially that that woman who, I don't know, how old is she? I mean, she's old, bro. Let me see what the article says.
She's got to be 60. 59.
59 years old. Oh, wait.

Hold on.

Let me see.

Which one is?

She's Williams.

She's 59.

Okay.

I said 60.

Her hair in the fucking...

Look.

Okay.

Then when they pull her out of the tube, she had black hair.

So what'd she do?

Dye her hair before she got pulled out of the fucking... While she's in the get ready for camp yeah i mean dude it is hollywood bro they gotta make sure you look good at all times bro i listen it's weird to me there's a lot of stuff that don't add up i don't know i mean i don't know i just thought it was weird dude you know i don't know dude i don't believe anything these people say i mean even though suits though suits like, bro, that doesn't look like something ever.
Like, what happened to the big fucking, you know, space suit things? Well, I mean, technology does evolve. Does it? You would think so.
Space doesn't. I mean, fuck, I don't know.
Outer space is still outer space, bro. The whole thing is weird to me.
The whole thing. She does not look the same, like, not even remotely the same.
Like, this is her and him before, and then she does not look the same like not even remotely the same like this i mean this is her and him before and then she does not look the same i don't know at all it feels weird it does it does man it does i want to know the truth just tell me the truth what's really out there like did you see that shit like apparently there was a uh the united states air force and like coordination with the u.s space force like sent this mysterious fucking you know uh ship that was up there for like a little bit over a year or something that just landed a couple of weeks ago like a week ago or something like that i didn't see that yeah like nobody i got what's people on there like what where do they go do like i mean dude it's weird man who fucking knows it's it's fucking weird to me man i don't know guys you tell us down in the comments um is that a stunt double that's kind of my like can i ask a question yeah of course why why would we send why would we send 60 year old people into space for a fucking year at all i'm just saying I don't know. What's the point? It just doesn't make sense.
Yeah. Anyway.
Whatever. That lady looks like she's 159.
Bro, you know what it reminded me of? Have you ever seen Interstellar? Yeah. It's a good movie.
But you know that you're like- You know, you guys all like that movie. I think that movie's ridiculous.
No, I think it's great. Why? Well, I mean, bro, like...
What's great about it? The cinematography of it, the fucking... I mean, like, it's a really good movie.
You do understand that cameras were different in 1985, right? Yeah. Like, when you said, oh, I don't like Days of Thunder, the cinematography was bad.
Well, no shit. They're shooting it on a fucking camera that's 40 years old.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, That's fine. Yeah.
But there's a scene in Interstellar

where like they go down to this

planet and like every minute that they

spend on the planet. When they're in the ocean.
Yeah.

Right. It's like fucking 15

years or whatever. They get back and the black dude's

all shriveled up. Like that's what she looks like.

It's like they fucking left her on the ship.

Yeah. It does kind of look like that.

Yeah. I don't know.

Guys tell us in the comments what you guys think. I think it's bullshit, though.
I do. Who knows? But, yeah, let's get into some of our topics today, guys.
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not a bad view yeah look man i just have a hard time believing anything at this point like i feel like we live in a culture and society where it is universally accepted by all the people who run the governments that everybody else on earth is stupid and doesn't need to know the truth. And I believe there's, there's a culture up here and there's a culture down here at the bottom that we're a part of.
And these people don't feel like they need to tell us anything or, or, or anything. We can't handle the truth.
Yeah. And tell us, and, and, and it's, it's ridiculous.
Yeah. And I'm getting to the point where, you know, I don't think they're ever going to fucking tell us.
I don think they're going to tell us anything i don't think i don't think the disclosures that were promised to us by trump and the team are ever going to happen i don't think we're ever going to know what it is we were promised that we would know we will be given bits and pieces and business will continue to go on as usual that now now i said and i stick to this you know 90 days all right uh and and we are not fully to 90 days yet but that's the direction that i that i'm so i've had like an enlightenment and this goes right into our first headline is what we're going to talk about obviously um there was a full unredacted release we're talking 80 000 plus pages of documentation on the jfk files uh was just released and i've been doing some digging on this because i mean here's one of the here's the truth like there's not a lot out there a lot not a lot of people offering like what it is some news agencies aren't even covering it i have a very interesting theory Well, dude, I mean, first it's 80 000 pages second of all let's be real clear um gronk was analyzed the document yep okay i'm also doing that too on the back end just so everybody knows at the end of the document at the end of the analyzation after all the bullet points it said tell me one word who was responsible for the assassination and it said israel okay and whether that's true or not true that's not the point but the point is that i'm making is that none of the quote-unquote conservative influencers talk about we'll talk about that because they're afraid to talk about it all right so talk about it i know we will but my point is is that there's very few people out there you know we have we live in this this polarity on the argument okay we have conservative people who are will not acknowledge anything negative about israel okay they won't say anything that criticizes Israel at all, no matter what. All right? And these are most of the people, like all the people that got the fucking...
The binder. How stupid do they look now? They're like fucking idiots.
How stupid do they look? Oh, we came out with the binder, and we got the fucking files before you. No, you didn't.
You were just used.

And now you guys have

lost all your credibility because it shows that

you're just the little seals that clap

at every fucking thing.

So that happens

and those people will not talk about, they will not

criticize Israel, no matter what.

Alright, which isn't right.

Nobody's above criticism.

It doesn't matter if you're Trump. It doesn't you're trump it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter it doesn't matter and then we have the other side of the equation which is like it's the jews and they just scream that shit over and over again and because of these two polar opposite arguments we can never dig into what the truth actually is and the truth you know can't be talked about by these guys and the truth can't be trusted by these other guys because they blame everybody so what's the truth and and this is why we are not having any of the real shit sort of decipher the right way in my opinion 100 100 now now like i've been digging into this i'm doing that same you know i've did my own work but i also i'm conducting that same kind of experiment with grok to see i tried it with chat gpt you'll be uh interested to see what that response was they they literally i had to you know decipher all the documents took some hours and uh and i had them all right now list out you know the the major countries that were involved right and it was like oh you know united states cia uh ssr soviet union russia put in quotations mexico cuba um england right uh and then the last one it listed was israel but it put in parentheses although there's no direct relationship can you know uh saying that israel is directly involved or you know assassinated like why would you say that for that one but like you don't want to say it for anybody else yeah interesting um but i got grok doing the same thing we'll process that that'll probably be on monday's release we'll check on that but uh but you know i do have a different opinion you know you're i was agreeing with you in the party that we probably won't get anything i think i have a new new light on this now and, like, you know, on how this is going to go down.

It's just a DJ theory.

I don't know.

But, yeah, let's dive into the JFK file.

So this is Maureen Callahan.

I got to give her credit.

She's awesome.

We've covered a lot of her work before.

She's an investigative journalist.

She dives into these things, and she's been pretty spot on the last couple of years. And, you know, she's from the Daily Mail.
She wrote this article here. The hidden bombshell in the JFK files that changes everything.
Maureen Callahan decodes the document dump and exposes a cover up to shock the world. She starts off saying the JFK files apparently say nothing, and that says everything.
No mystery in American history compares to what really happened in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963, the day President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
The release of 80,000 unredacted documents on Tuesday evening, ostensibly every remaining piece of paper relating to the investigation, though that now seems doubtful, promised to give the world the unfiltered true story. And of course, President Trump, you know, he put an executive order in to release this.
It was part of his campaign pledge. But she says, continues saying, quote, instead, we got the mother of all document dumps on categorized, unprioritized, countless pages of unreadable with fading type, many containing interviews with people who seem at best tangential to the only question at hand.
Did the CIA, the FBI or the mafia have anything to do with it? The ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, the cross-dressing FBI director who despised JFK, laughs.
And she kind of dives into this whole thing, right? Now, here's my theory and how this correlates to Trump and even the Epstein files. Now, and you tell me what you think, all right? But I think we all can agree Trump's very strategic, okay? And I think any moves that have to come, they have to come from the will of the people.
Right. We say something that's bad.
Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, the people want it.
Right. It's a natural leader mentality.
Right. How I look at this whole thing, because here's my understanding of the JFK assassination.
Lyndon B. Johnson was corrupt corrupted before he was vice president.

What we call now is a pack, which has been talked about. I know Senator Massey's talked about it.
Everybody has an APAC guy, right? Well, before it was called APAC, it was like the American Zionist movement or something like that. And they had LBJ in their pocket.
Okay. This is before he was VP.
And, you know, he gets VP. All vp all right cool everybody's happened now jfk wanted them to have to register with farah the foreign agent as a foreign agent which would prevent them from lobbying our politicians and all of that they were not with it they changed their name shortly after the assassination but israel wanted nuclear weapons They asked JFK to sign off off and help you know kind of support their movement jfk said no right and um that's from my understanding how i look at this is that israel then got massad involved and like hey we need some we didn't have they didn't have dirt on jfk they had nothing to really like bend his arm so they got massad involved so hey we need to get this guy to go with us right um massad then in coordination with rcia hashed this plan was like look we got lbj and you know in our pocket we can use this guy to like he'll force it right well how do we get jfk out the way there was no plausible you know plan that really resulted in this other than the assassination and literally getting him out the way.
They thought about impeachments and all these different things. Nothing really concluded and gave them a solid way to move other than getting him physically, literally out the way.
And they hashed this plan. Lee Harvey Oswald was a former U.S.
Marine. He had contacts with the USSR.
The USSR told JFK that, hey, like, you know, there might be some weird shit going on. And I don't know if you guys know this.
This was in a document dump. This isn't new.
But the assistant to JFK was in the room with JFK that morning. They were in the hotel together.
It was him, the assistant, and Jackie. And JFK said, quote, apparently something to the effect that like, you know, it wouldn't be that hard to kill a sitting president.
It just takes a shot from a sniper while I'm driving in the motorcade. He said that that morning before they even did the parade route, right? Like crazy shit.
And that was a testimony of the assistant. They hashed this playing, Lee Harvey Oswald told his USSR contacts.
They told him like he was well aware that something was happening and just didn't know what and knew that LBJ was somehow involved in the situation. They go through the assassination, even things like changing the brake route, the driver slowing down.
It is confirmed that there was actually two shooters. The audio analysis verifies that.
Two shooters, four shots. Four shots.
The Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald met two or three weeks before the assassination in Dallas. And also, Jack Ruby, who's, I believe his name is Rubenstein Rubenstein told a friend that he had to kill Lee Harvey Oswald under the threat of his entire family being killed.
So he said he had to do it. Otherwise his family was going to be killed to be killed 100 100 so they go through the assassination 30 minutes after that the first and the second driver slowed down they threatened him he slowed down and do you know what happened to the car right afterwards they flew the car straight back to Washington DC put.C., put it in the fucking garage.

And you know what they did?

They fucking stripped the interior out and took all the crime scene.

All the evidence was going away immediately. Well, 30 minutes after the shot, the fatal shot, LBJ was sworn in.

Right.

Shortly after that, AIPAC changed their name to AIPAC Now.

The armament deals went through with Israel. I there's another thing I read too the firearm used in the assassination was purchased from a sporting goods store in Nebraska or maybe it was Chicago.
In Chicago, that was owned by the guy who was the CIA's in-country arms dealer.

Okay.

So the guy who's selling the CIA black market arms to ship across the country owns a retail

establishment in Chicago. And that is where the rifle came from right 100 100 right and so you have all that happened then you know we all know what happened shortly after that but it's just like you know I'm sorry like there's some direct like the mafia that's you know talked about like the guy that shot him was also attached to the Jewish mafia that kind of had a run down in Dallas.

Like all of that stuff's there. Right.
But we can't. Why can't we just.
OK, well, like, hey, I think this warrants some investigation. I mean, there's clearly some political diplomatic issues that would arise after this.
If any country is involved in an assassination attempt on a sitting U.S. president, you would think.
Right. Now, here's where my hypothesis comes in of how Trump's looking at this on the on the grand scheme of things.
Right.

What's more palatable to say if you're trying to get the American people to wake up and realize who,

you know, potentially a real danger and threat to the United States is what's more palatable

To say that a country is implicated in killing a sitting US president or a country is implicated in a massive black male pedophile ring globally. What's more palatable to start with? 100%.
Yeah. So you're saying what you're getting to is you think he's stepping into it.
I think it's a fucking step. It's an escalation.
He has to, right? Because it's going to be more gonna be more palatable people okay cool now we need to look at this at this country that's potentially involved and you know okay that's at least going to open the the public's eyes to allowing them to you could be right and then drop this you know you could be right look none of what we're saying here what i'm saying or what, is saying that we know. Yeah.
But because we're not given the real data. So all we have to do is all we have to go on is speculation and break it down.
I was thinking about this. And I think that's a good point.
I don't know if that's right or not. Yeah.
100 percent. And so I think that that's the reason behind how, again, how I look at it, man, he's very strategic.
There's a reason for everything. You know what I'm saying? So why would we put this out? I mean, yeah, it does implicate that country.
We need to talk about it. But that at least starts a conversation that's more palatable.
So if you didn't have the touch of the people, you didn't have the temperature, you'd have to figure out how to do it to where it's palatable. It's possible, dude.
That's just how I look it i don't know it's possible but i don't i don't that's not how i would do it yeah i would let it rip i'd be like you guys have been lied to here's the deal this is what it is and i'd let him it'd be like pulling off a mandate just do it yeah i i don't disagree with that piece you know but another interesting thing about all of this bro is again it's like how mainstream media attaches you know or or kind of tries to handle the narrative most places don't touch it um but the ones that do what what they're interested in is completely irrelevant shit like oh social security numbers and other private information unmasked in jfk files like that's what they're worried about they're worried are already fucking dead. Oh, and by the way, did you see that in the JFK files, did you see that he called a certain government official a traitor? Did you see who that was? Joe Biden.
That's right. Yeah, I saw that, dude.
I saw that. I mean...
Now, what have we been saying about Joe Biden? He's a fucking traitor. I think I would have liked JFK.
And to be clear, I think that was his brother that said that um robert yeah that was robert who called uh joe biden it was in the files it was all in the files yeah 100 um the other thing too i mean this article also comes out from daily i think it's very clear that he was a traitor he he took unnoticed amounts of money from foreign influence to make decisions that weakened America. There's not a decision he made over the last four years that didn't make our country worse.
No. And then everybody that was in on it, he fucking gave preemptive pardons.
Not only that, and what they played off as. Oh, he's just a senile old man.
Right. Wasn't that fucking senile? No.
No. Not at all.
But this other thing that, out with these JFK files is that this headline reads, JFK assassination files show conspiracy theory pushed by Trump is true, journalist says. And what they're talking about is what we always talk about.
It's the fucking deep state. It's absolutely true.
Some people actually call the CIA as a state within the state who who thinks the deep state is conspiracy oh i mean fucking everybody cnn i mean all mainstream media don't think that they just say they have to say that i don't think anybody truly believes it's not the government we listen we have state-run media yeah okay this is no different than fucking china or fucking anywhere else our media is state run. They are greatly supplemented financially by your tax dollars to say propaganda.
Propaganda was made legal technically under Barack Obama. Okay.
So since Barack Obama was in office, everything is switched from news that had to be backed by fact to storylines that don't have to be backed by fact yep and so when you watch the news cnn msnbc fox news as well you have to realize that they all receive millions upon millions tens of millions of dollars over the course of a year every year to say certain things you know and people still aren't aware of that.

Now, if no deep state exists,

then who is authorizing the

promotion of propaganda and who's paying for it?

You know, the

other thing too that came out with all of this, there was

an FBI agent

that

basically was watching all of this shit play out

and go down and saw it. He tried to whistle

blow and two days later he got shot six times and they ruled it a suicide. Ruled it a fucking suicide.
Yeah. Ruled it a suicide.
I tell you what, if I ever commit suicide, I am pretty sure it didn't take me six fucking shots. You know what I'm saying? But I mean, it's just like, it's like.
What the fuck? Well, listen, it's not going to take long for the people. Like, look, there's a lot of really smart analytical people out here.
I'd say you give it a couple more days. I'll bet you by Tuesday when we air the show.
The next episode, yeah. Yeah, the next episode we record for CTI.
When it comes out on Tuesday, I bet we'll have a pretty solid framework of what actually happened. I would agree.
I would agree. Now, other things I want to bring up here real quick outside of the JFK file.
It's not sure if you saw this talking about a state within the state. Natalie Winters obliterates vile Russiagate hoaxer Christopher Steele in an epic tour de force.
Have you seen this? I don't think so. So Christopher Steele tried to, he went on Pierce Morgan and tried to do this little panel interview thing.
And she's a war room co-host correspondent, Natalie Winters. She fucking obliterated this guy on national TV.
Let's see it. And it was fucking great.
Let's check this clip out. Well, I know Christopher Steele probably wanted to go down in history as someone that colluded with the clinton campaign to take down president donald j trump but i really think that you represent probably the ultimate grifter uh in the american political space for you to even come on here obviously you're trying to sabotage what president trump is doing when it comes to russia and ukraine but to sit here what is it nearly a decade after you tried to smear President Trump as a Russian asset, to then say, well, I think he's a Russian asset, but even though I'm really good at my job and create all these intelligence reports, it's just sort of a feeling that I have.
I'm sorry, what stones do you even have left to turn over to try to corroborate your claim that President Trump is a Russian asset? You what, weaponized FISA courts, surveillance, warrants, not just domestic spy agencies, international spy agencies to the entire DNC apparatus, a bunch of political operatives and registered foreign agents here in the United States. The American people would really appreciate it if you would stop injecting your efforts to curtail and totally tank the America First movement by smearing anyone who doesn't want to get involved in forever wars or continue the needless and ceaseless dying in Ukraine and in Russia just so you can sit there from your nice perch and just continue to defend the globalist world order by continuing to fan the flames of conflict in Russia and Ukraine.
And you know what? The same people that you ally yourself with here in the United States, you think you're so good at gathering intelligence. Last time I checked, it was the 51 intel agency officers, spies, who said that the Hunter Biden hard drive, which I've reported on firsthand, it's legitimate.
You want to talk about President Sons who are involved in businesses with foreign countries? Well, I'd like to introduce you to Hunter Biden biden right when those 51 people that i'm sure that you know all too well you were probably likely involved with the drafting of that letter said that that was russian disinformation well it turned out that that was true and shame on you for the last decade trying to inject the idea that smearing president trump is a russian agent or a Russian asset is somehow going to tank the MAGA movement.

It's about putting America first and the fact that you can still sit here

and you have no actual evidence beside one random Russian meeting

and, oh, we need to just continue to get more evidence.

You're a complete political hack and grifter,

and I wish the American political scene didn't have your voice in it.

All right, well, Christopher Steele, you're about to leave us because you're only here for this part of the panel. But your response finally to that? My response is that I'm a professional intelligence officer, an expert on that part of the world.
I'm not a politician. Was the Hunter Biden hard drive Russian disinformation then, if you're such an expert? Let him finish.
Let him finish. So I've been a loyal and close ally of the United States for probably most of the last 40 years.
I've worked extremely closely with officials working for administrations, both Republican and Democrat. I have a very strong U.S.
client base for which I've worked and produced information over many years, none of whom have ever made any such allegation against me and is palpable nonsense to claim that I'm in hock with politicians. I'm so glad the Clinton campaign didn't say that about you.
Well, I never worked for the Clinton campaign. I never had any contact with the Clinton campaign.
That's the reality of it. Oh, you're a subcontractor.
Fusion GPS is back to difference. I produced a report for a partner firm in Washington, and the results of that report made me as an ally of the United States, as I would have expected an American counterpart to do, to report back in what I found to the contacts I had in the FBI at the time.
That that was the right thing to do and i'm proud we're gonna we're gonna leave it we're gonna leave it there i think everyone's had their say about his expert opinion let's let's leave it there i want to move on to other subjects christmas still thank you for joining us i appreciate it did you see his fucking smug face well i mean it's been proven time we've covered all of this on the show you know i'm saying the uh that he leaked it he was a subcontractor for the hillary clinton campaign and fucking tasked with finding evidence and he just gave him back bullshit that they used to go off of it um the court in uk found that he was fucking lying about all of it i forgot about this story that the fbi offered him a million dollars to prove that the dossier claims were real he couldn couldn't, he couldn't fucking prove it. Yeah.
He never got the million dollars. Well, did you notice his response had nothing to do with answering her question at all? It was all a deflection of what I had done in the past and the relationships I have and how connected I am and how much intel I can get.
And he says, Oh, well, nobody makes these accusations against me? Yeah, because if you're that connected and you get that much intel and you're able to make up intel that implicates a United States president and ruins this country for eight fucking years straight I'm pretty sure you could make up intel about anybody okay so you want to know why nobody calls out Christopher Steele of the people that he has worked with it's because they're fucking afraid of them or they're just so happy with the job he's done right yeah man it's crazy but more information we'll stay tuned on these uh this situation with the jfk files and uh we'll see if that theory comes true man guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think about all of this. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments.
We missed the one last week. We missed the cruise comment section with Dan.
I had some good ones for Dan. You did? Yeah, I had some.
It's alright. We'll keep it moving.
Cruise the comments guys. Let's check some of these out.
This first one comes from AmazingBlueGuy8074.

I think he spelled amazing wrong.

He says, Andy screamed, I'm not a flat earther so fast.

To which somebody said exactly something a closet flat earther would do.

That's pretty funny.

Yeah.

All right. That's not true true am i a flat earther no we all we we actually have this conversation often in the room here yeah between the fellas and uh you know we have some flat earth tendencies here in the room i'm not going to say who they are we have that believe in the firmament.
Yeah. We have some guys that believe the other guys are crazy.
Yeah. So we have healthy discussion about this topic.
But I can tell you this. I am not a flat earth.
Unequivocally. All right.
All right. Well, there you go.
That's pretty funny. This next one is from Anthony Alejandre T4K.
He every Sunday as a kid I'd watch old school movies with my dad so no wonder DJ hasn't seen any you know what that's what happened bro he went out and tried to rent days and never came back he liked it so much he never came home he's driving away from your house getting milk he's like I'm cold trickle bitch Yeah, it's not my fault. He liked it so much, he never came home.

He's driving away from your house getting milked. He's like, I'm cold trickle

bitch. I mean,

you know, it's an interesting

theory. Yeah, I think it's a solid theory.

That's about as solid as flat earth.

Okay. Yeah.
Alright. I mean, it would

make sense. It would make sense.

But, you know, encounter...

Bro, our fucking fans are so savage, bro.

Encounter to that at HeadbangerShine931 says, I'm a white boy, and I didn't think Days of Thunder was all that. I'm with you, DJ.
Okay, where'd you find the fucking three comments that said that? Just so you know, I don't read the comments on most clips, but I was very careful to read the comments on that clip and I noticed that all of the people that said things like oh days of thunder suck they were brand new accounts that had like that had like you know it was like it was like 8724 uh DJ. It's interesting.
The state within the state, man.

That's right.

You never know.

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Let's cruise it. Headline number two.
This is my favorite clip. Your favorite graphic? My favorite graphic.
Us visiting Zeeshan 7-Eleven. You can almost see him in there.
I think the dot did put him in there, didn't he? Oh, no, he's not in there. They sell First Form in there.
First Form in 7-Eleven. See that? Oh, yeah.
Pumpkin spice available now. Available, what's it say? On Earth.
What's that say? Pumpkin spice available on Earth. Oh, so you don't have it.
You don't have it. They don't get their hoes up there.
Nope. All right.
Well, let's keep it moving. Let's talk about some deportation stuff.
Little updates on that. This is interesting.
So you remember all the shit France was just talking, right? Taking the Statue of Liberty back and all that good stuff. Well, we just denied entry to one of their scientists.
And because officers found hateful text messages criticizing Trump during search of his phone. I got to dive into this a little bit.
I don't know why they went through his phone. I don't think that's a typical, you know, TSA clearance, customs clearance type thing.
But let's let's check this out. So you got a French scientist was denied entry to the U.S.
after immigration officials discovered hateful text messages criticizing Donald Trump on his phone. The space researcher who has not yet been named was subject to a random airport search on his way to a conference in Houston, Texas.
Officers found text messages which conveyed a hatred towards Trump and could be considered to be terrorism, according to AFP, while another source suggested they felt the messages were, quote, hateful and conspiracy. So that's interesting.
Philippe Baptiste, he's the France's minister of higher education and research, condemned the U.S. authorities for taking action over a personal opinion.
In a statement to Limon, he said, quote, I learned with concern that a French researcher who was traveling to a conference near Houston was denied entry to the United States before being expelled.

This measure was apparently taken by the American authorities because the researcher's phone contained exchanges with colleagues and friends in which he expressed a personal opinion on the Trump administration's research policy.

So, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know.

I want to know.

I mean, I don't think that's a typical search thing, though, right? Like going through somebody's phone. I've never had my phone go through, but I'm an American citizen, so I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, that's weird. I mean, I think it is weird.
I mean, unless he was saying like, hey, it was like a threatening thing. Yeah, right, right.
I don't, you know, that you know that's what i'm saying like like i mean i mean like my personal opinion like fuck you yeah right you know don't come here sure but i think we get into dangerous waters when we start to say um you can't criticize the president of the united states yeah sounds That's the whole point of the united states yeah you know and it is weird it is weird it's weird yeah it's weird it sounds a little chinese i'm not gonna lie it does yeah it sounds not right no no it doesn't now the you know pure blood american fucking male yeah wants to say hey fuck you frenchie fuckie. Fuck out of here.
Fuck you and your French fries. That's right.
Yeah. I keep those, though.
Give me your French fries. You get the fuck out of here.
Well, we could, too, because all those French people are like 5'4". Yeah.
And the only reason they still exist is because we fucking went over there and saved their fucking asses. It's real.
Okay, so let's be real. Show some fucking respect.
They will be speaking German. Yeah, which you know, that's a whole other argument.
But the point is you know, like let's fucking not be assholes. Yeah.
So we will take the french fries. Yeah, we'll take the french fries.
But I just, I saw that. I thought that was a little interesting.
But other stuff going on, we got these mass deportations going on. We've talked about this.
The judge tried to stop it. I thought this was interesting.
Florida City Council members tear up at vote over ICE partnering with local officers. So some Fort Myers City Council members were in tears Monday over a vote on a memorandum of agreement between U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local police. The Florida City Council met to discuss the agreement for city law enforcement to receive the training and authority to act as ICE agents to detain and arrest illegal immigrants, among other functions.
But during the meeting, council members Darla Bonk and Diana Geraldo teared up as they voiced their opposition to the agreement. Check this video out.
Thank you for what you said. Thank you for your comments.
I cannot begin to imagine how difficult this is for you. The argument, and I know there's no malintend to it, that we would risk federal or state funding if I don't sign up for this.
is a tumultuous day and age and this is a day i hate sitting in a seat but my city's not for sale it's theatrics that's terrible acting okay sign the paper lady shut the fuck up okay like you're the days of this progressive liberal crybaby bullshit or fucking over okay you're not appealing to anybody and by the way what class of people does this woman fall into oh yeah oh she happens to be the same one that we talk about all the time she's a bronzer baby the the upper middle class white woman who wants to seem virtuous and apologize for never having to face any hardship in her fucking life. Well, lady, some of us out here have to go out into the real world.
And some of us have to deal with these issues in the real world. And some of us don't like risking going out in public or, you know, taking our wives or girlfriends out in public and being harassed or robbed or carjacked by motherfuckers who shouldn't even fucking be here.
So save the tears and sign the fucking paper and shut the fuck up. That's great.
Yeah. That's great.
That's great, man. That's what I would say if I was on the fucking council, which is why I'm probably not on the council.
That's probably why. Yeah.
I think they do got a vacancy, bro. Well, you know what? We can try to hop on there.
I mean, look. Get the fuck out of here with this shit, okay? Go cry that shit to Lake and Riley's family and see what they fucking say about it.
That's real. Fuck you.
That's real, bro. Well, I mean, here's the thing.
I think here's a piece that I think most people kind of forgot about all these illegal migrants migrants that came here of like the true intentions that a lot of these places were trying to get them to do right like you know the sole point of dumping you know hundreds of billions of dollars into these ngos was so the left could use these fucking people as voters who maintain power forever as forever who they're gonna vote for they're gonna vote for the guys that want to deport them or they're gonna vote for the people that want them to stay it's very simple right and it's so funny dude because i remember we coincidentally new york just passed a law today well that said that citizen they can't vote yeah oh you have it oh i have it baby because dude i remember all the shit we got when we first tried to cover this concept of like you know the fucking replacement theory and like oh we got shit for that oh fuck yeah we got shit like that but i mean it's just like the spring the shit bitches because i don't even fucking feel it i still drive home my nice ass car to my nice ass house yeah you know nice ass dogs yeah okay it is what it is bring ducks yeah yeah no but it's just like it's just so funny like i remember we said hey, they're bringing these people here to fucking replace us, right? Like, those are conspiracy theory. You're an anti-Semite.
Uncle Coons. Shut the fuck up.
But yeah, New York City's law. It was actually a law that allowed non-citizens to vote.
It's dead because the state's highest court shut it down in a 6-1.

The New York Court of Appeals.

How could and why

would it ever be allowed

that someone from

another country be allowed to

fucking vote in our country?

Yeah.

Our voting laws are too open

anyway. As they are.
There's lots of

people that should not be allowed to fucking vote.

As I say, all the time, if you pay taxes and you have a job, and so you are paying into the piggy bank, then you can have a say. If you're 15 and you have a part-time job, you pay tax, vote.
The problem that we have in this country is that there's too many people who are completely on government aid with no job with no tax being paid who have a say what are those people going to vote for they're always going to vote for more free shit for them that comes out of your pocket. So until we fix that problem,

until that problem is fixed to where,

unless you pay taxes,

you do not get to vote.

This will still be,

be able to be manipulated like this.

Yeah.

100% man.

That,

that,

that's the easiest solution.

It's not an age.

It's not,

it's not a gender.

It's not a sex. It's not anything.
Do you pay tax in or do you not? Very simple. Yeah.
Now, another New York City news that is coming out. You remember that court case against Trump for lying on his mortgage application? Oh, you mean the one that every single person in the history of applying for mortgages could be convicted on? Because the amount of your property is up to debate? That one.
That one? Yeah. You said something there, like that everybody does on their mortgage applications? Every single person.
Yeah, including the person that tried to fucking prosecute Trump for doing it. Oh! Hold on, bro.
We fucking said this. We said this whenever this all came out.
Yeah. I said, I guarantee you, dude, if you look at Letitia James' mortgage application, you could argue that what she put on her application is not the actual value of her property.
You could do... What I'm saying here, guys, I'm'm not saying that everybody lies i'm saying that no matter if you put the most accurate assessment of your net worth on your mortgage application and that includes the price of your property that price is up for discussion and interpretation and debate depending on who is valuing the property Okay, if who owns the property they're going to say it's worth more if someone's buying the property they are clearly going to say it's worth less right okay and so that is that is it is not it's a common problem and the banks know it dude the bank knew that trump did it and they said no it's in the fucking fine print that these numbers represent to the best of your knowledge.
Right. There's no certification.
And an appraisal does not equal the value of your home. Right.
OK, you can put anything you want on there. You could say it's worth, I could go say my house was worth $100 million because houses in California that are similar to mine are worth $100 million.
Now, does that make it worth $100 million? No. But you couldn't fucking prosecute me for saying that because it is up for interpretation.
Well, here's the thing, though. Latiti James, she did one worse than this.
Okay. And we got the documents to prove it.
It wasn't about the cost of the house for her. She lied about the size of the fucking house.
Because it was a special loan program. Let's dive into this.
For over two decades, LaTitti James repeatedly claimed her Brooklyn apartment building was a four-unit property on mortgage applications despite official records proving it had five. Now, all right, I mean, what's the big deal? What's the big deal here? Well, the big deal here...
Well, she probably couldn't, before you even tell me, I bet she couldn't qualify for special financing. If it wasn't, if it was bigger than four.
100%. 100%.
And the documents, again, they all listed here. Well, that's much bigger fraud than what Trump did.
Way bigger. Yeah.
You're literally learning about the size of your fucking place. Yeah.
I mean, that's not up to debate. No.
No. It's not even.
You are doing it intentionally. Right.
You know that you will not get the financing unless you lie. So you lie.
And then she has the nerve to go on the TV and say, I'm getting Trump. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Do you remember that guy who said, hey, if you don't get off this case, I'm going to throw your fat fucking ass in jail. Did you ever see that interview? Yeah, yeah dude one of the one of the attorneys like literally said that like he said he told her he said big tish james if you don't stop this shit we're gonna come down there and we're gonna throw your fat ass in jail like verbatim called her that i thought it was awesome that's awesome yeah yeah but here's a filing uh you know this of Occupancy, which, you know, you see there at the bottom, it clearly says it's a total, there's five.
It's a five-unit family dwelling. Okay.
Well, on the mortgage application, she says only four families. And again, yeah, it's a specialized loan program that she was trying to to get.
And. She lied about it.
Apparently, there's also some other stuff she lied about. Yeah, because properties with four or fewer units qualify for more favorable residential interest rates, while those with five or more classified as commercial properties, often subject to higher rates.
Yeah, I mean, it's straight up fucking fraud. But there's other things.
Well, I mean, that's definitely more fraud than what Trump did. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah. For sure.
Right? I don't think Trump did any fraud. No.
Dude, he paid the loan back plus some. Look, and the bank said they were fine about it.
They fucking said Mar-a-Lago's worth $18 million. Mar-a-Lago's worth like a billion dollars.
There's houses across the street on the ocean that are one acre lots that are $200 million or more. To say that Mar-a-Lago which an entire fucking, I don't even know how many acres it is.

It's massive, though.

Big.

With water on like two sides.

Come on, man.

It's total bullshit.

There's some other stuff, too, that apparently she also lied.

What's Mar-a-Lago, the size of Mar-a-Lago, acre-wise?

17 acres.

Okay, so that's $1.7 billion of value considering considering that the comps of the other yes yeah yeah that's crazy man um but there was also some other stuff that she lied about too on official fucking documents um using her her father like here she lists this guy uh robert and uh james and letitia james his daughter right but then on another form to get again some more financing they're married robert james and letitia james his wife same people but that's her dad but that's her dad again special financing special tax incentives i mean listen i hope latini james goes to fucking prison listen illegal what she did. Dude, that ain't the only thing she's done that's illegal.
Everything she did, the false prosecution, all of this shit, she deserves to be in jail for the rest of her life. Dude, to bring false charges against someone because you don't like their political ideology or you hate them so much or whatever, bro, jail for life.
Yeah. That's, that's no different than a woman accusing a man of rape that didn't fucking do it.
It didn't actually happen. It doesn't matter if they're guilty or not.
The accusation alone will fucking ruin his life. Yeah, man.
It's fucking crazy, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation down to the comments.
Let us know what you guys ponder. Let us know.
That's a new one for me. Ponder.
That's a good one. Cruise keeps cruising.
We got headline number three. Let's get into some business stuff.
There's some things that are changing on the business landscape. Headline number three reads, Ben and Jerry's for a long time.
They've been on some wild communist leftist bullshit. They just fired their CEO saying that it was all him.
Oh, well, that's not true because Ben and Jerry are both like super whips. Well, the thing is, Unilever owns Ben and Jerry's, the brand.
Yeah. Right.
But that's a culture that's been set out from that brand for a long time. From those two guys.
But like, bro, real talk, those guys are hippies. Yeah.
Okay? And by the way, they make a great product. Bro, I love their ice cream, man.
Okay. Now, there's a business lesson here.
Hold on. There's a business lesson here.
Yeah. Here's the business lesson.
If your product's good enough, people don't give a fuck about what you say or what you stand for, they'll buy your product. Yeah.
Dude, I'll tell you. You know how, dude, I've had struggles bro ben and jerry's milk and cookies yeah they make great ice cream yeah no doubt i'll be the first one to agree dude but i'm just saying you know that's a culture they installed in their company for a long time and they have the right to do that sure but when they're when they're making posts that are legit like borderline aggressive towards the other half like dude there was um tim walls was on tv yesterday yeah talking about tesla yeah and and they said uh whoever was interviewing i can't remember who it was said something to the effect of you know uh you know most of you know you're he was talking about how people were saying he was gay and not masculine and, you know, wasn't a football coach.
And, dude, we're all like. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Okay.
So he said something to the effect of, like, whoever's interviewing him said something like, you know, a lot of men are voting for Trump. And you know what his response to that was? Those are bad guys.
Those are bad people. You think that's an effective strategy, bro? To get on TV? It just shows the disconnect of what the temperature is.
The more they say that shit, the lower their influence goes. The more people that go over to that side, bro.
It's weird, dude. The other piece, too, that I actually love about what he did is because like most people understand, like they're bashing Tesla.
Tesla stocks aren't doing too good. Right.
But like, here's the thing, like the majority of your workers in your states that have 401ks are tied to companies like Tesla and publicly traded assets in their stock portfolio. So like you're literally hurting your own.
You're having your people get all riled up to destroy these fucking like and fuck this company up. And it's hurting those same people and more and more Americans, too.
I'm sure everybody has 401k. This is a fucking Tesla stock, too.
But it's just like it's like, what are you doing, man? You know, look, dude. I think it's common sense and it doesn't matter what company it is.
No company wants to associate with things that are not accepted in the current culture no matter what and the way that that movement has gone it's gotten way too extreme to the point where even the organizers are starting to understand that the product has become inappropriate for anybody yeah so you know i it is what it is bro yeah you know it is what it is by the way before we move on because i think we're getting ready to move on aren't we i'd like to i'd like for you to throw up that uh that chuck schumer clip from the view did you see that clip let's throw that in there here it is and you know what their attitude is i made my money all by myself how dare your government take my money from me i don't want to pay taxes or i built my company with my bare hands How dare your government tell me money from me? I don't want to pay taxes. Or I built my company with my bare hands.
How dare your government tell me how I should treat my customers, the land and water that I own, or my employees. They hate government.
Government's a barrier to people, a barrier to stop them from doing things. They want to destroy it.
We are not letting them do it and we're united this clip Is the epitome of the attitude of every single government official in washington dc Okay, when you watch him say that Do you notice that they were putting the music on to get him off the fucking show? He was going off script that no He was not going off script. He was going perfectly on script for what they are actually about They feel entitled to the money that is earned by the American citizen And that is the way that they get their money What is Chuck Schumer's net worth and how much is his salary and by the way? Where does the money go that you tax us for? Oh, it goes into organizations like USAID, which then funnels the money across the world to fund all of your little NGOs and your political movements and your propaganda machine.
So Chuck Schumer is using our tax dollars to propagate against us and make our lives harder. And he has the fucking balls to sit on national television and talk about how people like me, who for the first three years of my business, I didn't make a single fucking dollar.
The next seven years of my business, I made $58,380 total, okay?

That entire time, I had to pay taxes on top of that.

I could have made more money working at McDonald's, okay?

And now, we provide literally thousands of people with income.

We fucking create jobs.

We drive the economy. We sponsor things in our communities.
We take care of causes in our communities and we're the fucking problem. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
The guy's net worth is 81 million motherfucking dollars. How do you do that on a government official salary? How do you do that? Oh, you don't.

You end up stealing people's tax money

over and over and over again,

and he's pissed off because his water faucet

that comes off the labor of people like me

and all of you is now getting fucked with, okay?

So Chuck Schumer, fuck you,

and fuck everybody like you.

You guys deserve to be in fucking prison for the rest of your fucking lives and honestly that's being fucking generous it's real shit man i fucking dude you want to know dude i saw that clip these people fucking hate you yeah bro they hate you you are peasants you are you are the little worker bees and little worker ants that they live off of and hope that you never figure it out. Well, guess what, Chuck? We've figured it the fuck out.
And there's nothing you can do to stop us from figuring it the fuck out from here on out. Fuck them.
They're stealing your money. They're impoverishing you on purpose.
They're intentionally making it hard on you. And they are supposed to be making our lives better, worse and they get mad they get mad when they can't fucking punish you anymore think about that it's crazy they get pissed off that they can't financially handicap people the way that they did just 60 75 days ago fuck these people bro this government for the there's some there's a few good people in it but most of them they exist to legitimately stifle and and and and force americans into struggle for their own benefit guys jump down in this conversation let us know what you guys think um with that i can't believe this motherfucker's on TV saying it, dude.
I saw that. I was like, what did he just do? Yeah.
Yeah, dude. I mean, fuck, man.
You and your little fucking. Just talk about like blatant and red, red reading glasses.
Like, dude, fuck that guy and fuck all those people. All of them.
All the people that love him and fucking support him. Fuck him.
And by the way, the people, I'm not talking about the citizens who are ignorant to the truth of what these people actually do. Like, how could you be on their side after hearing that? Yeah.
Where were these guys when I was dying to get my business to run? Still to this day, they take so much money out of companies, they make it virtually impossible to do what it is you're trying to do. They allow you just enough room that if you work the right plan in the right way, you might be able to squeak through and make it work.
When in reality, if they didn't tax us the way they tax us, that rate of successful entrepreneurs that we talk about all the time on Monday show, which is 1% of the 8%, that would be like 20% total. There would be so much more wealth and so much more success and so much more good things in our country, but these people stand in the way of that.
And he's bragging about it on TV. No shit we don't want you to take our money.
No shit we built this with our bare hands. Something that you would know fucking nothing about.
I don't understand how you guys in Washington who claim to be for the people aren't destroying this motherfucker. Dude, if you want to know the truth of what they think of us, play that clip over and over again.
Because that's the truth. They hate you.
They hate me. They exist to make it as hard as possible on all of us so that we cannot have that much power because it makes it easier for them to control us when we are too busy wondering how the fuck we're going to buy groceries.
Not that I have a problem buying groceries, but the reason I don't is because I've worked for the last 26 motherfucking years on the same project. It shouldn't have taken that long and it shouldn't have been as hard.
And I shouldn't have had to sacrifice everything I did to get here.

The reason I did and the reason it took so much out of me is because of people like that taxing everybody to the maximum degree they can to still call it freedom.

Which, by the way, isn't free.

Because when you add it all up, we actually work for them more than we work for ourselves.

Yeah, man.

Guys, let us know what you guys think, man, down in the comments.

That being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show yeah that's fine it fucking pisses me off dude man people are not pissed off enough about the amount of about the amount of fucking shit these people do to us i mean that's the only thing they just don't they either don't understand it all or they're complicit in it like you like at this point you can't possibly there's a lot of misunderstanding look dude the system they have works it makes people struggle to the point dude if you're worried about being able to afford fucking ramen noodles and pay your rent and take care of your fucking kids and how the fuck can you notice that there's you can't yes that's what i'm saying that's how the system is designed the system is designed to make the average person so financially oppressed and uncomfortable that they cannot notice how much is actually being stolen from them. But I'm the problem.
Yeah, it's actually more. Yeah.
Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
That's where we bring a headline in, a video article, something like like that we talk about it and we give it one of those two options so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads four-year-old boy calls police to report mom for eating his ice cream you saw this this was awesome let's check the clip out we got body cam footage. I believe this happened up in Wisconsin, I believe.

Let's check it out.

Hi.

Oh, it's the police.

They came for real.

Yeah, we have to just come check, make sure everything's okay.

Hey, fuck, fuck.

What'd you do?

Did you call the police?

Yeah.

Why?

I told my mommy to go to jail. I didn't get ice cream.
So is that why you're upset? Yeah. That's why I didn't get no ice cream.
Oh, look at the little one. It's so hard to yell at them? The police, yeah.
So no calling 911 unless it's a real emergency, okay? What do you call for? I ate his ice cream. You ate his ice cream? Mommy has to go to jail jail Should we take her to jail for your ice cream? Yes.
I agree.

I would let you arrest.

I agree.

Now she's got to go get you new ice cream.

You put this like this.

Click.

Don't push.

Put her in handcuffs.

Alright put the other one on her.

I have never been in handcuffs before.

And I have to call her.

Yeah you call us when you need us when you need us you give us a call we'll be right here okay sir let's not take mom to jail next time okay okay I gotta explain this to my granddad bye dude that's hilarious it was great yeah Cops did a great job too

They laughed

The mom did good dude

It was a good interaction

So was that like a home video

Of you when you were a kid

Is that where this came from

So what's that

Dude that caramel cone shit's good

So I switched from Ben and Jerry's

Do you ever try that caramel cone

No I haven't tried the caramel cone

But I have switched from Ben and Jerry's to Haagen Dazs

Thank you. So what's that? Dude, that caramel cone shit's good.
So I switched from Ben and Jerry's. You ever tried that caramel cone?

No, I haven't tried the caramel cone, but I have switched from Ben and Jerry's to Haagen-Dazs.

It feels a little bit more.

You're moving up in the world.

Nationalist to like, you know.

Oh, yeah.

Not Haagen-Dazs.

Haagen-Dazs.

Haagen-Dazs!

You mean like that? Yeah.

Mine, mine, mine.

It's great.

They make good ice cream.

They make great ice cream.

Thank you. You mean like that? Yep.
Mine, mine, mine. It's great.
They make good ice cream. They make great ice cream.
Yeah, they do. They make great ice cream.
Look, man, I think that story's hilarious. I saw that come across on Instagram, dude.
I laughed my ass off. Dude, it was great.
The kid's like, did you call the police? She's like, yeah. Why ice cream take her to jail dude i thought it was funny as fuck no it's great man that's a good story all the way around and i love i love how the police were so cool about it you know i'm saying yeah for sure um he i guarantee he got his ass beat after that though that's one of the things where you're walking through the grocery store and your mom's like, just wait.
No, wait. With a big smile.
That's when you get the most scared. I'm beating your fucking ass.
When she's smiling and she's like, just wait. Everything's good.
Dude, you're getting beat. No, you're getting destroyed, man.
You're getting destroyed, bro. Oh, man.
It is, man. But I thought it was a good story all the way around yeah i thought so thumbs up on that one what would it take for you to call the police on someone at your own house oh it'd take a lot yeah i think it'd take a lot i mean what would they have to eat because i knew it would be food related literally anything yeah so you literally you touch my shit so do you guys have like your shit and yeah her shit oh for sure really but but she doesn't she don't understand that her shit's my shit so it's like you know well how do you how do you make that to be understood you just eat it yeah yeah does she yell at you do so You know what I'm saying? Does she eat it?

Does she get mad?

Fuck yeah, she gets mad.

What does she say?

What can she say you ain't my stuff again what'd you say yep i'll get you some more but she wants it now no see the problem you know how fucking pissed off you'd be if fucking you went to eat your shit and it was gone see here's the difference bro this is what this honestly i do it out of spite because she leaves her shit in there for like months bro she don't even touch it i'm like oh this has been here for like fucking two months like let me just go ahead and knock this out and then she's like and that's just magically i was gonna eat that yeah yeah get the fuck out of here yeah get you some more though sorry babe that's like that lady signed the paper just fucking sign the paper well guys andy that's all i got man all right guys don't be a hoe show the show