933. Andy & DJ CTI: Oversight Committee Releases DOJ Epstein Files, Trump Releases Footage Of US Strike & Druski’s Viral ‘White-Face’ Performance

Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy Prissela, and this is the show for the realists.

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

Today

we have

Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet.

Yeah.

Daddy DJ.

Daddy living in a house with three black women.

That's right.

That's right, dude.

That's right.

That's right.

It's loud.

Man.

Okay.

Yes, four now.

Four black women.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, bro.

Listen.

Fuck.

That's exponentially worse than three.

Yeah, boy.

I mean, just mathematically.

Yeah.

You know,

it's uh, no, it's like the power of compounding.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, you know what they say.

No.

What do they say, Andy?

Nothing.

Oh, fuck, man.

No, it's, it's cool, man.

It's cool.

Um,

Ryan, Ryan's, she's starting sports and shit now.

So she's like doing gymnastics and fucking soccer.

So I took her to soccer practice yesterday.

And she's fucking good, bro.

She scored two goals.

And so like, I like after she got billionaire.

She's black.

Well, yeah.

She was the fastest one out.

No, but she scored a two goals and came over during like a little halftime scrimmage thing.

And I told him, like, all right, listen, here's the deal.

For every goal you score,

you get to pick some candy.

Yeah.

Like, well, I'll take your ass right to the score after

the store.

That's what my dad did.

Really?

I'm like, fuck yeah.

You knew my dad did that, right?

Oh, did he do that for real?

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

But with toys.

Okay.

So like, so like, dude, if we scored a goal or hurt another kid,

he would take us to the store and we'd buy a toy.

Bro.

I don't think he does know that.

I don't know that.

I don't know if we've talked about it on a real AF.

That's an MFCO story.

That's true, though.

That's fucking sick.

Dude, listen, I'm down for it.

And she told her coaches after practice, she was like, my daddy said he's going to get me candy for my goals.

And they started fucking laughing.

She She likes candy and she's like, oh, fuck yeah, bro.

Listen, she's all

mom.

Oh, yeah.

Bro, the best is when she comes up, when you guys come over for Christmas and she's fucking trying to finagle candy out of everybody.

Oh, bro.

Like, she goes, she's, she goes around to everybody.

Similarly, takes her all the way around the fucking kitchen, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's cool, though, man.

It's cool.

We're good, you know, moving.

And

ready to talk some shit.

All right.

Can't talk some shit to kids.

Everybody good?

Everybody healthy?

Yeah, everybody's good, man.

Everybody's good.

Everybody's good.

You know, we got a, we did get a new mattress and it's fucking great.

I'm not going to lie.

It's actually really good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're probably exhausted.

Yeah.

Well, bro, that, okay, if I do have a critique, right?

The hospitals, bro, the shit that they make you sleep on.

Like that little couch.

It's a mini couch.

Bro.

They get funded by fucking billions of dollars, hundreds of billions of dollars.

And they buy these miniature couches that you can't fucking fit on.

This fucking thick layer.

You can't tell me, bro, that we can't get a bigger couch at the fucking.

Listen, it's bullshit.

It is bullshit.

It's sexist, actually.

It's what it is.

It's discrimination against the big man.

That's what it is.

Yeah.

Well, I hacked the system, though.

Okay.

So every stole a couch.

So, you know,

the thing is, bro, like the nurses, they come in the room like every fucking 10 minutes, bro.

Like, they never stop.

You know what I'm saying?

Hey, mama, sorry, you know, and then fucking, you know, fucks everything up, makes babies cry and shit.

And so, every time she would come in, I had her bring me another blanket.

So, by the end of our stay, my fucking cot was like this fucking thick of just fucking blankets.

Is that how you like the bed?

Is that how you like your bed?

Like, soft?

I know, I like soft but firm.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

I'm a big guy, bro.

I don't know what the fuck.

I gotta have the firm one.

I need some, I need some firm, you know what I'm saying?

But I need it to be soft, too.

If that makes sense, yeah, I get it.

Soft, you know, yeah, yeah, a little hard and soft.

Yeah,

I get it.

Okay, that's sounding a little gay.

Just a little bit.

All right, man.

So what the fuck is going on in the world?

I have not been paying attention.

Same.

And like I've been busy.

This is my second full-length podcast I've had to record today.

Just today alone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I saw that.

Yeah.

No, it's it's uh yesterday I had a fucking I had to go home, bro.

I fucking like blew this biscuit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't know what to do.

I had a situation arise

at at HQ and I think I fucking, I think I blew a fucking fuse.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Damn.

I couldn't fucking see.

Oh, fuck.

It's been a while since I was.

Is it that bad?

I got pretty mad.

Oh, shit.

Well, I didn't hear anything, so that's good.

I wasn't that.

Look, I'm handling it better than I used to.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah.

That's true.

I'm proud of you, bro.

Listen, I'm proud of you.

Growth.

I'm going to tell you what, dude.

It was easier when I just killed people.

Like, when I would just rip their fucking Adam's apples out of their fucking throat.

Yeah.

It was so easy.

Yeah, it was way easier.

But it's not as easy trying to be nice.

No.

Trying to live, laugh, and love.

God,

I'm not wired for that.

Yeah.

I'm wired for fucking battle, bro.

Yeah.

I'm with it, bro.

I'm with it.

But no, there is a lot going on.

There is a lot going on.

Guys, remember, pay the fee.

Don't be hoes.

You know, but we're going to get into a lot of topics, but I wanted to start something off with because, you know, Andy,

I appreciate you, man.

And you've opened my world up to a lot of different things.

One of those things being

heavy metal music.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And, you know, I didn't, I didn't really, wasn't really into it.

And then we started working out, jamming at Sal's gym, you know what I'm saying?

During the...

Those are some good workouts.

Dude, there's some good workouts.

A little fucking

metal fucking hot box.

You know what I'm saying?

That's a real workout.

Yeah, I mean, if you...

This is shit over here in the gym and fucking.

This is fucking bullshit.

This is bullshit.

Bro, just turn to air conditioning.

You're not even really working out unless you're about to die.

That's right.

That's a fact.

That's right.

But you turned me into some heavy music, man.

And, you know,

System of a Down.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, you're a big fan of them.

I like those guys.

I like them.

Corn.

Yeah.

All right.

And it just got me thinking, man.

Like, you know, because it can put you in the mood.

It'll make you want to do some stuff.

You know what I'm saying?

Listening into that type of music.

Yeah.

And, you know, it was actually a running joke.

Like, we got to be careful because if we play heavy music around Andy, like, he's going to fucking kill somebody.

You know what I'm saying?

But, you know, out of all the things that, you know, it can make you want to do,

uh, this thing never really crossed my mind.

So, there was they actually had a concert system of a down in Corn did up in New Jersey, and uh

a guy started jacking off the stands.

What

shut the fuck up, dude.

I got the video, let's check it out.

Here's the clip

The guy smacks the shit out of him.

He's jacking off in the concert, bro.

What the fuck?

What did I do?

Was he really fucking beating his meat?

Really beating his meat, bro.

I don't know if he was drunk.

What the deal was.

What the fuck?

There was a bunch of young girls and shit around.

They They carried his ass out of there.

What the fuck, dude?

Just wanking it, bro.

I'm glad that dude punched him in the head.

Oh, yeah.

It's good to see.

Yeah.

What are you in for?

I was pounding it, you know?

Fuck, dude.

I was at corn.

The music just got a hold of me.

I decided corn needed some cream, you know what I'm saying?

Fuck, dude.

Yeah, this guy's weird.

His name's Joshua.

Now he's famous forever

jacking off at the corn concert.

Oh my God.

Bro, what are you doing?

Bro, listen, I don't know, man.

Yeah, Joshua.

He's jacking off that seal.

Look at his fucking face.

Ah!

Well, okay.

All right.

All right, chat.

So what would you guess this guy does for a living outside of masturbation lions at heavy metal concerts?

Bro, come on, man.

Yeah, okay,

his real job.

What do you think he does?

Starbucks.

No, he's got some sort of

kid counselor or some shit.

Oh, no, no, no.

That would be too bad.

That would be too bad.

Okay.

Too bad.

Do we get a hint?

Boats.

Boats.

He's a captain.

Seaman.

He's a seaman.

He's a seaman.

Okay.

On

a historical ship out of Washington.

Yeah.

This guy goes around and dresses up as a pirate, and you can rent the boat that is fully staffed with what do they call those methods?

Scallywaggers.

Scallywhackers.

Bro.

Oh, my God.

Well, bro, he's used to beating off in front of everybody on the ship.

There's nowhere to hide.

He's like, well, fuck it, dude.

I don't got to do.

That is not a face of regret.

No, that's a face of you.

You stopped me right when I was about to.

Bro, imagine getting thrown in the fucking clinker with all these fucking dudes.

And they'll be like, well, hey, man.

What'd you do?

What'd you hit for?

What the fuck did you do?

Oh, man.

You're never going to believe this.

They said I was jagging off at the fucking corn concert.

It's corn.

Come on, man.

But I really wasn't.

Yeah.

I wasn't.

I had a scratch on my balls.

Yeah, that's it.

I don't think he looks like a dude that would deny it.

No, no, he's going to fess up to it for sure.

Yeah.

Bro,

I thought that's what he was doing.

I thought that was like he was like, yeah, the air drums and shit.

Nope.

Dude, that's so bad, man.

I'm glad that dude smacked him in the head.

Oh, yeah.

Like, bro, what are you doing?

Yeah.

No, shout out to you.

Bro, that motherfucker should go to prison.

Yeah.

Like, we don't need that in society, dude.

Like, this shit of this lack of moral standard that's infected our society where dudes are just shitting on the street and jacking off in front of women.

And, bro, these people deserve to.

Listen, I don't care what anybody says.

You could be mad at me and you could say, oh, fucking, bro,

these people do not have a place in society.

They don't belong in civilized society.

They don't want to be.

No, that's right.

They don't have any interest in being.

They get their excitement off the disruption they create, and it fucking ruins everybody's shit.

Like, I'm so tired of these fucking weirdos, bro.

Anyway, fuck that guy.

Yeah.

It's just like out here jerking off sea lions.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, okay, you listened to some heavy metal.

You want to punch a hole through some drywall.

I get it.

I've never,

bro.

I've never listened to heavy metal ever and then been like man i gotta be i gotta i gotta get one out real quick yeah i never thought that like fucking not once which is kind of amazing you know what i'm saying like i'm 40 something years old you think that would like it would have happened by the time yeah well at least once yeah no it never happened

sorry guys i like your music yeah not that much yeah what do you own the world

oh i don't know i just i thought that was interesting man yeah um but yeah, guys, tell us what you guys think, Don in the chat.

What should the appropriate punishment be for jerking off in public?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Playing what song?

Yeah.

Cut it off.

That's a fucking great solution.

That'd be great.

Wood chipper to the song.

Smash it with a hammer.

Woo.

Oof.

Hammer smashing.

Oof.

That'd be appropriate.

That would suck.

I like that.

No, but it would make it bigger.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, dude.

I mean,

look at this guy.

pee in his butt.

Motherfuckers, some people do that for fun.

That might not be a punishment to him.

Yeah, I mean, fuck.

Twist his dude.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's what we got, man.

But yeah, let's get into our headlines, man.

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Or else.

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So, yeah, let's get into our first set of headlines, man.

Let's kick things off.

Let's do a little Epstein update because there's some things happening.

Not for real.

But there's some other stuff happening.

So Eppelstein.

Eppelstein.

Yeah.

So, Oversight Committee releases DOJ Epstein files.

And it was like 33,000 pages, an additional 33 000 pages most of it was heavily redacted and the other stuff we've already seen before um

and so this comes out uh there's this new over the the house oversights committee um

they subpoena it the department of justice and uh and this was this was now they did this back on like august 5th i believe and so this was the update on it um so they just released that um

and it was it's it's nothing it's really nothing.

There's not a whole lot there.

And again, it's all put in no actual, you know, chronological order.

There's nothing really going on to there.

But here is the update that I want to talk about that I'm interested in:

is that this oversight committee, they actually listened to some testimony in closed chambers with some alleged victims.

of the Epstein situation.

Nancy Mays, Representative Nancy Mays, she was seen leaving the meeting ahead of time

saying that she had suffered a full-blown panic attack.

And so there was a video of her leaving that meeting.

Let's check this clip out.

Yeah, so she walks out and then, you know, a couple of hours later, she posts this on Twitter.

She says, since it's already being reported, yes, I left the oversight briefing with Epstein victims early.

As a recent survivor, not two years in, I've had a very difficult time listening to their stories, full-blown panic attacks, sweating, hyperventilating, shaking.

I can't breathe.

I feel the immense pain of how hard all victims are fighting for themselves because we know absolutely no one will fight for us.

God bless all survivors.

So that happened.

And she got some shit on Twitter about that.

You know, but there was a...

As a recent survivor, not two years in.

What happened to her i i'm on the i'm i don't know i didn't know anything about it um i haven't heard anything about it i don't know if she's been public i'm not saying she hasn't i haven't heard anything about it um you know but here here is another development that that has come out with this though and this comes from anna paulina luna um she

says that jeffrey epstein may have been an intelligence asset working for our adversaries.

And so she puts this out kind of like in a tweet,

but and kind of lays it out in some bullet points for us.

So she tweeted this out.

We'll go through this.

She says, some of the ref,

some info referencing the Epstein victims' testimony today.

So she says, there are over 33,000 documents.

Names will be in those files.

Per the victims, we need to follow the money trail.

This was a well-orchestrated operation with many tentacles to include shell corporations, etc.

Chairman Comer via House Oversight is sending a SARS request to the U.S.

Treasury.

There's a lot to uncover referencing the Deutsch Bank and how money was funneled and moved.

Epstein's network was described as an international trafficking network to all members of Congress who were present, both Democrat and Republican, and also involved trafficking women from Slavic nations as well, immigration fraud, etc.

Many of those women have stayed silent due to fear of retribution.

Foreign governments, as in more than one, were named to be working with Epstein.

Victim information, rightfully so, was redacted from release, but the committee as a whole is working to ensure that they will be given access to their information that was previously denied to them by other admins.

Thank you to the Trump admin for handling all of this over,

handing all of this over.

One victim had a newborn daughter

threatened for coming forward.

Epstein was still victimizing underage girls while on work release while wearing an ankle monitor, only to spend the evening in prison.

The attorneys of some of these implicated individuals have apparently already tried to contact some of the victims' attorneys.

And that Representative Comer is running point on this and she's going to be backing them up.

Now,

I know we've talked on the show, you know, like people fixating on the child trafficking portion of this

and how, like, you know, if,

not saying that it's not that, there just hasn't really been proof of that.

If it is that, it's terrible, absolutely terrible.

But I think the bigger, not bigger picture.

Well, I think it's

important to clarify what is defined as a child, right?

Like,

I think, you know, an underage girl who's 16 is still a fucking child.

But a lot of people are talking about children in the context of them being like babies.

Yes.

fucking three four years old correct yeah so so that's what i that's what we mean about the children it's it's these

these are underage women

who are children i guess like what you would

legally right but they're not like small babies babies yeah which is what most people what it was going jumping i'm not saying there's any fucking anything okay about that i'm saying it's a it's a it's a misunderstanding of how people are looking at it.

For sure.

And I think our biggest takeaway too was like the purpose of the trafficking and the purpose of the trafficking by all evidence that, you know, or theories, whatever you want to say, that we is blackmail.

Yes.

They're doing that in a lot of ways.

For the blackmail.

Oh, it's because they're eating all the babies and all this crazy ass shit, which, dude, you know, who the fuck knows if it's true or not.

But

there's been no evidence to show.

Sure.

Right.

And there is a lot of evidence to show the blackmail.

For sure.

And so, you know, Anna Paulina Luna comes out saying that it wasn't, you know, it's not just one foreign government that was involved.

It was multiple foreign governments involved.

And that most of the women were coming from Slavic nations.

Now, there is, so after they did this closed-door briefing to this oversight committee, they then went out and

Representative Thomas Massey is involved in it.

Major Taylor Greene's involved in it.

Comer,

as said, one of the victims did speak because they did like a little press conference outside to the public.

And this was one of the clips from that press conference.

Let's check this out.

I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me.

I was raped repeatedly.

I was raped three times a day sometimes.

And I was not the only girl on that island.

There was a constant stream of girls being raped over and over and over again and yes Gilane must die in prison because I've been in hell and back for the last 17 years

and 27 for me I was 10 years old when Liz Stein was being trafficked I was 10.

That is how long the sex trafficking ring has been going on for.

She's saying she was 10?

She was 10 years old.

Oh, well, then maybe that's a different story than what we were just talking about no she's saying she was 10 so i mean and again like yes that's absolutely terrible

does it but there's still another element of this is that again it was it was these just nasty fucking old rich fucks that were just doing dirty shit or was this an orchestrated thing that was put on by government yes to get those old rich dirt fucks or politicians or whoever it may be like we yes this is a bad piece of it we don't want to miss what was the purpose was there a purpose for it?

No, the purpose is to get leverage on everybody who is relevant in any situation ever.

And if you think about the technology that exists now, they no longer need to do this anymore.

Okay.

If they did need to do it, Jeffrey Epstein wouldn't be dead and he wouldn't be in jail and they would still be doing it.

Right.

The reason they don't need these systems to do this anymore is because they have the technology now to just do it.

They can dip right into your phone.

And by the way, don't you find it interesting that every single person who ever goes against these people almost always ends up being found to be some sort of child molester or have some sort of sexual pictures on their computer.

And nobody ever stops to ask.

How did they actually get there?

They just assume that the person did that.

When in reality, these people can put these, this shit on any device they want and then fucking knock on your door and put you in jail and say, You're a fucking child molester, and your life is over.

And that's what these people do now.

They don't need to go get the fucking,

they don't need to go do this anymore.

You know what I'm saying?

Yep.

Uh, with that being said, man, let's go cruise some comments, bro.

Spin a minute.

Yeah, let's cruise some of these things.

We got some hot ones in here.

Yeah, no,

uh, some hot fries.

First one is from uh locally hated raps.

He says,

if Andy ain't wearing that Batman PJs, I'm not watching the show next Monday.

We all heard that.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fucked up.

I got to get him, dude.

Yeah.

I'll order him right now.

Z Sean's already on it.

Look at that fucking granny's hat over there.

I think he wants to see it.

I mean,

I want to see it.

Batman's cool.

I'll see it.

What size you need?

Double X.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Not that bitch-ass XL.

That's right.

That's right.

For pussies.

Yeah.

All right.

Locally hate it.

It's coming.

If you don't wear XL, you're not even a man.

You mean double X?

At least X.

At least X.

It has to be at least.

Even if you're fucking little, you should wear XL.

Just to pretend.

Yeah.

Just to get a taste.

Of the pressure.

Yeah.

Yep.

Next one is

GUEs.

He says, the reason I started listening to

toning to the show was 75 Hard back in 22.

The reason I continue to listen to and share the show is because use of the perspectives provided, comedy, and lessons to be learned.

There is not another show like this that dares speaks.

of the topics and viewpoints like this.

Unsurpassed quality here, always.

Thank you, brother.

Yeah.

That's very, very fucking genuine.

nice comment.

It's very nice, man.

You know, I was thinking about this too.

We are better than everybody else.

I was just thinking about that.

Yeah.

Like, I was watching some of the clips of some of these other dongbags, bro.

What the fuck?

Oh, yeah, no.

Like, how the fuck does anybody watch this shit?

It's gay.

But then I watch our clips and I'm like, we're lucky.

Why does anybody

have a single listener?

That's real.

Dude, I don't get it, man.

Like, I don't, I'm, you know, I don't know.

Like, the, the boring, like,

conversation that's always, like, that shit is played out, dude.

It's not funny.

It's dry.

It's like, Andy said that six months ago on literally every fucking one of these guys' clips.

Oh, yeah.

That's my favorite stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

I wish our followers would fucking call them out more, though.

It's funny, like, how some of these shows get the spotlight.

Like, well, I think they delete a lot of that shit, too, though.

Huh?

They delete those comments, bro.

Oh, well, I'm saying this.

What I'm saying is, it's interesting that, like, shows that have are saying, like, we're so fucking out in front

that by the time everybody else is saying it, like, we look crazy.

Yeah, right.

But then, like, somebody else says it, and it's all over the fucking internet.

And it's like, dude, what do you like?

That's my life.

Like, all I do is watch clips of other people say shit that I said six months ago.

Yeah, right.

And then, like, everybody, like, holy shit, you see what so-and-so said?

Yeah, right.

It's like, you motherfucker.

Fuck it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I get it, man.

I get it.

I got one more from you.

One more for you.

This is from your latest IG post, actually.

We missed the Monday show.

My post?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

And it's a comment from it.

On my page?

On your page, yeah.

Yeah, this is from

Maddie

Madison.

Madison Ariel.

Andy normally.

And then,

you know, double face, fist pump, skulls, crossbones, Andy around his animals.

That's facts.

Butterflies.

Yeah.

Guess emojis.

emojis that's true and then you count your pie this is this is accurate yeah it is accurate that's dude animals are innocent bro yeah they didn't do anything no they're innocent beings they deserve like attention and love and they're sweet people not so sweet yeah

you know what i'm saying that's no that's accurate yeah bro like i i you know like you never you're like like like my duck never like fucks me over man you know what i'm saying like

like quack off every time i see the duck it's happy.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

every time I see Charlie, she's like always the same.

Yeah, yeah.

Meatball is my boy, man.

Yeah, Otis does love you.

When DJ, after work,

DJ follows me home and shit, and Otis comes outside, bro, and he fucking gets hyped.

Hell yeah.

That's my guy, bro.

Yeah.

That's my guy.

You know, now, I mean, we've had to set some boundaries.

Because he likes, you know, he does that licking shit.

You know?

Yeah.

He does that too.

And then the little red red rocket comes out yeah but he's about guys no obsessive liquor yeah

at least he doesn't lick his own weed yeah well i don't think he can't i think he does no he does no he never can't i've never seen him do it i don't think he can like do it

yeah

was that is that an impression of him trying to do it

I love it.

I love it, man.

Guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real ass fans, guys.

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Let's keep cruising.

Hello, too.

Um, this was actually cool.

Uh, got it,

stay with me here.

All right, but uh, I thought this was pretty cool.

So, uh, did you see that clip of uh the United States uh fucking bombing the shit out of that boat?

Bro, yeah,

okay.

So, Trump releases the footage of U.S.

strike on Trend Aragua boat, drug boat off of Venezuela.

So this happened Tuesday, or I believe actually on Monday, and then he released it on Tuesday.

And it's footage of a U.S.

military destroying a boat carrying drugs and Trende Aragua gang members off the coast of Venezuela.

I mean, it's like a fucking 12-second clip.

But these are allegedly narco-terror or were allegedly narco-terrorists that got fucking destroyed.

I mean, even if they weren't, bro.

And so, like, when I saw the clip the first time, though, I didn't think it was real because it looked like a fucking video game or like some Call of Duty shit.

Um, but

I fucking love it.

This was uh, this was a clip that was posted out from the official

White House page.

Let's check this out.

I mean, it's just, you know, they're just, you know, being terrorists, drug narco-terrorists, you know, just, you know, doing terrorist shit, drugs.

And then Kabul.

Jerking off the corn.

That's right.

that's right that's right

there it is and then kaboom it's

oh fuck dude

it's fucking awesome they were headed here they were headed to the united states

okay

and um you know there was a boat then there wasn't a boat um and then uh you know i just love the shit talk that that happens after this stuff you remember when he killed that fucking uh that that died like a dog yeah

abu yeah bin swari

he cried like a bitch yeah he's just fucking bro it's great it's like

no other world leader is doing that like that bro i imagine connor mcgregor will probably do something similar uh should he win the presidency over there but he tweeted trump the truth this this out

um basically saying fuck around find out

um

that everybody else needs to be aware and be on the lookout um because it's not stopping um so i thought that was great now the DOD,

you know, that's who you use, used

military forces to conduct this.

This very targeted strike, warheads on foreheads is the saying.

Thought it was fucking awesome.

But there's something else happening with the DOD that I thought was interesting.

This has to do with migration.

All right.

Defense Department to send up to 600 attorneys, military attorneys, to serve as temporary immigration judges.

All right.

So this just came down.

All right, and I thought this was pretty interesting.

So, the Department of Defense, they actually changed the name.

It's now back to the Department of War, I believe.

They did that little change.

But they are considering authorizing up to 600 military attorneys to serve as temporary immigration judges, the defense official confirmed.

Chief Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said in a statement that at the request of the Justice Department, the Defense Department is in the process of identifying qualified judge advocates and civilian attorneys for details to serve as temporary immigration judges.

Parnell said the Defense Department attorneys would help with the backlog of cases by presiding over immigration hearings, the Associated Press first reported.

So right now there's a backlog of 3.4 million cases.

just in the immigration side, right?

These are people who are trying to claim asylum.

These are people who may have committed some not-so-good things on American soil.

And these are judges would be sitting there determining whether or not they should stay, should leave.

And now the DOD is getting involved in this.

Now, of course, that's having some backlash, but

well, I mean, it's everybody, you know, well, we want the 3.4 million backlog of cases.

Why wouldn't we want that?

Who wants that?

Right.

Right.

I mean, shouldn't we just add them to the fucking fucking list of people we kick the fuck out of here?

Let's expedite this process.

Yeah.

And I think that's the thing.

It's like, you know, people want this stuff to go so quickly, right?

And like,

yes, we do.

Right.

But to your point, just even on the strategy side, like on our judicial legal side, man, it's like, it's so bogged down with all of these fucking hoops and hurdles that obstacles that you got to jump through.

Like, if it, I wish it was as easy.

Well, why, why does someone who's here illegally have rights at all?

Due process, yeah, right.

Well, and so, like, and that's the thing.

Would you fucking get that in any other country?

Like, if I fucking went into you know, wherever else and

like, do I get it, like, a fucking fair trial and shit?

It ain't gonna be fair.

No, don't you get just rounded up and throw either thrown in prison or thrown the fuck out of the country?

Brittany Griner, Russia.

I mean, there's plenty of examples.

What the fuck are we doing, dude?

Yeah, yeah.

And I'll be real, dude.

I'm sick of these people.

These, these,

dude, I'll be real, man.

I'm sick and tired of these people

who have no contact with the outcomes and the issues that every single regular person has to deal with from these motherfuckers being here and then stopping them from going.

I am tired of people who just resist

everything

that anyone tries to do to clean up this country for the sake of resisting it.

I'm sick of people siding with the criminals.

I'm sick of people siding with, you know, anybody who's not a tax-paying American citizen.

And these people who stand up, for example, and get upset that criminals are being deported or that crime is being squashed.

by whatever means necessary and you're throwing a fucking fit like this douchebag in chicago oh yeah you know i got some of that oh good Yeah.

So, so, and that's the transition, right?

So, like, you know, bro, those people deserve to go to fucking jail.

You are a treasonous American.

Yes.

Yes.

You are rooting against the American taxpayer who voted your stupid ass into office, you motherfucker.

Yeah.

Well, that's the thing.

And so it's like, you know, I think what Trump is trying to do because of all those legal obstacles, bro, is he's embarrassing them.

He's exposing them.

And he's using the powers that he can't.

Yeah.

Like, how, how, how stupid does Pritzker look right now?

Bro, like, like Washington, D.C., you even have

every single day, bro, you even have the left media saying, bro, this is nice.

Yeah, I don't have to worry about shit.

I live in D.C.

This is fucking great.

You have people on fucking CNN and MSNBC saying that.

You have people in the dangerous communities, which are mostly black communities, saying they're thankful for Trump and what he's doing.

And you got this fuckface, this fat piece of shit in Chicago and his little butt boy

tell telling people that are they ready to resist the American invasion what what are you talking about bro bro i saw that clip i i watched that clip about a hundred dude that guy should be kicked out like legitimately either put in prison or kicked out of the country yeah like you're you're dude if i stood on that if i would have fucking that openly blatantly called for a fucking revolution dirt i'd be in fucking prison like the jay sixers insurrection but these motherfuckers can do it whatever the fuck they want yeah no problem at all.

Here's the clip he's.

I hope they do fucking stand up against them and get run the fuck over.

Let's check.

Nobody's going to do that.

No.

The people in Chicago are like, fuck yeah, bro.

We need this shit fixed.

Well, and so some funny things on that, but I want to play this clip.

So this is because Andy's talking about the mayor of Chicago, Brandon Johnson.

Here's the clip he's referencing.

Are you prepared to defend this land?

This land that was built by slaves?

A land that was built by indigenous people a land that is built by workers are you prepared to defend this land

the people united will always prevail i need you all to stand firm to stand strong if this president decides to continue to break this constitution

okay Okay, so I had to do some research.

Okay.

Do you know who founded Chicago?

Okay.

All right.

A little history lesson.

It was a black guy.

His name was Jean-Baptiste Pont du Sable.

Okay.

Founded Chicago.

A black guy.

Okay.

Because when he's talking about, you know, his lay-in was, you know, listen.

I ain't trying to hear.

Listen.

We're done hearing this shit.

I don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

Well, here's the thing.

There's some truth to it.

But it was this black guy's slaves.

Bro,

Jean-Baptiste, okay,

was

he made his fortune in the slave trade?

Had 80 personal slaves at his time of death.

And

they maintained to be a part of his estate even after he.

Well, you know, the black slave owners were the worst ones, too.

Bro.

Bro.

That's historically accurate.

But here's the thing.

It's like, you know, one of the things, like, obviously, we know crime is fucking terrible, right?

Look, I want to make this point.

I don't give a fuck who built what.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't want to hear about fucking slavery from people who've never fucking had to deal with it.

I don't want to hear about how I'm fucking racist for the last fucking 40 years of my life because of something that happened 300, 400, 200 fucking years ago.

I'm fucking over it and so is everybody else.

Oh, yeah.

I saw this video online last night of this black girl saying,

do you know where the do you know where the phrase good morning comes from

good good morning means it's back in the slave days yeah they used to say good morning the slave owners said it to the black people to make them feel but it's spelled different you stupid fuck

it's a different word

like dude i'm so tired of everything being this thing

like fuck dude can none of us had to deal with that Can we all look at each other and be like, all right, that happened 200 fucking years ago.

Can we please work together now?

Can we become something productive?

Can we stop being led into these arguments and these disagreements by the elite people in the fucking earth to hate each other so that we continue to be victimized by these same people?

Like, dude.

I'm done.

I'm done hearing about it.

If someone brings it up to me, I don't fucking care.

I don't care what you call me.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I'm over it.

No.

I'm over it.

Like what,

like

200 years ago when my family was fucking raped in Sicily by fucking the Moors, like imagine that was my fucking identity.

Yeah, right.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, Jesus Christ, dude.

Yeah, so don't say good morning.

I'm fucking so over it, dude.

I'm so over it.

And I'm not, I'm not the only one.

Everybody's tired of it.

Everybody's tired of this weaponization of history to make people feel guilty so that the people who are making the people feel guilty can do whatever the fuck they want.

Yep.

No, that's real.

That's real.

Well, so on this thing, you know, sending the guard into Chicago, right?

Because they're not asking, they're not asking the people,

they're not asking the right people about.

their thoughts on this, right?

You know who they ask, Andy?

Fucking white Karen Cruncher?

Nope.

They asked the criminals.

Oh.

The criminals.

Yeah.

Residents of Chicago's most violent block don't want Trump to send that.

I wonder why.

I wonder fucking why.

Why?

Well, this is another example of what I'm talking about, about them siding with the fucking criminals.

Bro, this ain't a fucking, this ain't a temperature heat map.

That's a crime heat map.

That's a violent crime heat map, bro.

You know, and like, and here's my thing too, right?

Because you have these people like, you know, Mayor Johnson gets up there.

He's like, oh, no, don't send them.

We don't want them here.

We're going to fight, Whatever.

It's like, bro,

you're literally, you're trying to rally up people

to be on your side so that they can continue to fucking live in fear.

Did you hear what he said?

He said more than that.

Oh, yeah.

He said the shootings will continue.

Bro, it's like, it's insane.

It's insane.

And you know what I'm actually, what I'm actually more concerned about?

Because like, here's the thing.

Like,

if they were actually doing any type of decent job, then we would see it.

But, like, this ain't just crime that Chicago, you know, what Brian, Brandon Johnson should be focused on is the fucking reading levels of Chicago.

And how approximately only 30% of Chicago public school students

rates three to eight.

They want that.

They want that.

They don't intend to fix that.

They want people to be illiterate.

They want people to be stupid.

They want people to be violent.

It gives them a story to tell about what they're going to fix and then people to blame that's what they want

like it's sad man

it's sad bro that guy's a racist piece of both of them yeah they're both a racist piece of

butt boys

i hate another thing i thought about what's up you know the body positive as long as we're in on this i'm just gonna get in

the body positivity movement yeah okay remember like did you see him in workout clothes No.

Oh, bro.

There's a picture of it.

Yeah, well.

It was pretty bad.

He's lost some weight, I think.

No.

No, I think he has.

I'm being fair.

I think he's lost some weight.

I think he's lost actually like 100 pounds because he's like 700 pounds.

Yeah, right.

So he's.

But the point,

the body positive.

This shows you, dude.

Like,

these people are so full of shit.

Notice.

That all the fucking fat body positivity people,

now they're taking Ozempic and they all got skinny.

So it shows you that they were full of shit the entire time.

The entire time.

Yeah.

They were full of shit.

Well, it's no different than these guys.

They were just looking for a fucking way to not have to do the work.

Like,

well, it's just like these guys, like, you know, telling them, like, oh, we're not going to fix the crime.

We don't want troops here.

While they walk around with 24-7 fucking armed security.

Dude, no shit.

I mean, I think, Prisker, I think you should go live in Oblock.

Yeah, go live in Oblock.

Until the problem's solved.

No security.

Yeah.

And tell me, then, then tell me how secure it is.

That's right.

You know what?

That's actually a really good idea.

Like,

all these people who want to side with the criminals, they should be forced to go fucking live in those neighborhoods then.

Yeah.

Period.

Go do it.

Let's see it.

Rich guy.

A guy who's never had to work a day in his motherfucking life, by the way.

He is loaded.

No, he's not loaded.

He's the richest politician in the fucking whole country.

Oh, yeah.

And he didn't earn it at all.

He fucking inherited it.

Yeah.

No matter what the fuck they say on the internet.

Yeah.

It's stupid, bro.

Fucking douchebag.

Dude, let's move on.

The point is, all these people are full of shit.

They're all liars.

Anybody who speaks up for crime deserves to fucking go to prison.

Anybody who speaks up for illegals to be here deserves to fucking go to prison.

And it was funny because another thing that we didn't get to cover because we didn't have a show this week was Newsom

got a, he gave a speech and he said that he was worried that Trump was going to send ICE agents to the polls.

I saw that.

I saw that.

I thought that illegals didn't vote in elections.

So if you're not an illegal,

what do you have to be afraid of ICE for?

Right.

And why are you concerned about that?

Like these people are so stupid, dude.

They tell on them.

I don't know who's dumber, dude.

The people who fucking can watch the shit and believe what they say, or the guys that say it.

Yeah.

They're going to intimidate the voters.

Good.

Which ones?

Yeah, good.

Good.

Yeah.

It's stupid, man.

Guys, you're doing something wrong.

You're going to be afraid of.

That's my philosophy.

Yeah, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Yeah, let us know, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck all these people.

Snowbear.

That being said, we got our third and final headline here, guys.

Third and I'm feeling the hate come on, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's boiling.

Okay.

All right.

Let's see how this one does.

Yeah.

You better bunk along.

Yeah.

No, we got to talk about it, man.

Drewski.

You know our boy Drewski?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Drewski's in, he's getting some heat.

What do you do?

Comedian Drewski's viral white face performance stuns fans and draws ire.

Or is that Eerie?

Fuck.

For racist portrayal of NASCAR fans.

Okay, so Drewski, my boy.

Yeah.

I fucking like it.

He's not racist.

He's not racist.

He's a fucking comedian.

Comedians, I think, all get a pass.

We're comedians.

And we're racist.

That's right.

Very.

That's right.

Especially you.

I wasn't until I met you.

Yeah, man.

And here's the, you know, the funny thing too, bro, that I noticed about this?

I'm racist against fucking white people.

White people are the ones that fucking come to me and fucking yell at me and tell me I'm racist.

Ain't black people.

It's never black people.

Yeah.

It's always.

White people are the ones that yell at me during COVID.

It's funny, dude.

You know, it's funny because it's always black people with me.

Yeah.

It's always white people preaching me about how I need to be better.

It'd be your own people.

It'd always be your own people.

It'd always be your own fucking people, bro.

And it's crazy because like this headline, right?

Fucking white motherfuckers.

I have not, I haven't really found any fucking negative heat on this.

Fucking vanilla, mayonnaise, cracker-eating bitches.

Fucking criminals.

Yeah.

I'm talking about my people.

I know.

I'm talking about my people.

Can't dancing, can't dance motherfuckers.

No rhythm having.

Yeah.

Always eating potato salad.

Yeah.

Nasty ass, fucking mayonnaise-smelling motherfuckers.

Hot dog water?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Now you do black people okay

no don't

show everybody

no but uh yeah juicy juicy's uh you know i don't know if you've seen the video credit having motherfuckers

oh my god dude no cosign needing ass motherfuckers

oh god dang all right all right but yeah drew ski He didn't do it.

I give a pass.

I don't care what he did.

Bro, it was.

I don't even need to know.

If you ain't seen it.

People are mad.

People are mad.

Who's mad?

We're going to dive into white people.

Probably white people.

White people are mad about everything.

Yeah.

But yeah, Druski's, he's coming under fire for a white face performance in which he donned incredibly realistic makeup and proceeded to cosplay as a racist NASCAR fan.

The black comedian, 30, looked unrecognizable after he painted his entire face, arms, and torso to a believably believably Caucasian tone and even added extra detail to the bit with a farmer's tan sunburn at a recent NASCAR race.

Bro, it's fucking great.

Wait, hold on.

I think I saw this.

Does he have like a mullet and shit?

Yes.

And he's got like America flag tattoos.

Yes.

He's in overalls.

It's great.

All right.

I saw this.

I wonder why, why people were posting this fucking guy.

I didn't know it was Drewski.

52 million fucking views.

Okay.

People are mad.

Let's watch it.

Yeah.

That's fucking awesome.

I've fucking seen this guy.

That's him.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I've seen a lot of those guys.

I've seen this guy before.

Bro, that's what I'm saying.

That guy looks like he could be from around here.

Bro, I've seen him before.

Yeah.

I've seen this guy before.

This guy resides.

This unique species,

this unique species of Homo sapien

resides between the borders of the top of Missouri and the bottom of Arkansas

all the way to the coast.

To the right.

So, Tennessee, Kentucky, Carolinas.

Oklahoma, all of them.

That's where his native, and then, like, for some reason, some of them got down to Florida.

We don't know how.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

He migrates.

Yeah, he's from Missouri.

Yeah.

Bro, this is.

Yeah, but see, this is the guy you look at and you're like, that guy must be a fucking racist, fucking weirdo.

But then you find out he's the nicest dude ever.

Super cool.

Yeah.

Super cool.

Just don't fuck his cousin.

Yeah, well, because he does.

Oh, shit.

Let's check this clip out, bro.

Here's the honor.

If you can't come in her, come on.

Hey, Suanna,

Suanna, she's not a master.

Hey, come on.

You need to listen to your nano.

Go ahead, baby.

Go ahead, baby.

How the fuck?

That is great.

You should miss on the buddy.

Hey, me, Ma.

How you doing, baby?

How you doing, baby?

I mean, look, man.

Hey, you lost, boss?

Going to the race.

What race?

NASCAR race.

You going to NASCAR?

Yes, sir.

Hello, bitch.

You ain't lost, did you?

No, I'm doing it.

I'm going to the race, sir.

Sure about that?

Yes, sir.

Find something safe to do, boy.

If liquor don't kill us, pussy must.

It's great.

Oh, come on, man.

That's fucking funny as fuck.

And this guy's right.

Sylvester Cream says, white guy here, this shit is fucking hilarious.

If you're offended, you're a pussy.

That's right.

Bro, that's fucking hilarious.

Well, here's the thing, though, bro.

Like, again, guys, he's a fucking comedian.

Bro, listen, y'all.

He's done it before.

Everybody needs to get the fuck over it.

Yeah.

Get the fuck over all of it.

Bro, he did the, you know, like the little, you know, the white boys that, like, you know, get a couple of black hood black friends and like become.

I know a black guy.

Okay, well, watch, watch.

He, this is an OG video of Drushki.

Check this out.

What the hell, y'all cooked for dinner?

Preston, stop talking like that.

You're raised better than that.

Why are y'all tripping like that?

Yeah, Preston.

That's right.

That's right.

Joe.

What's wrong with Joe?

No, I was just

that was a good impression by that white lady.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

Yeah, it was pretty good.

But

I mean, dude, memes have been coming out, but people tend to forget, like, you know, this ain't fucking new.

Bro, who gives a fuck?

It's comedy.

Who gives a fuck?

People are mad about who's mad?

Well, again, I have yet to find an actual upset comedy.

Okay, so this is a lie.

He's not.

This is great.

PR.

It's great.

It's great.

Now, Theo Vaughn did hop in on this.

And he's funny.

He said, Wow.

Anyone do hair in MU?

Hit my DMs.

Huh?

Oh, hair and makeup.

Got it.

Okay.

Hit my DMs.

I feel a jerry curl coming off.

Yes.

Race wars.

That's how we're going to do it.

I'm going to dress up as you.

You're going to dress up as me.

I'm down.

I'm fucking down.

But again, guys, it's been done before.

Yeah, bro.

It's comedy.

Yeah.

Grow up.

I agree.

Grow up, man.

All you got to do is tell people, shut the fuck up.

That's it.

Yeah.

Like, hey, hey, shut the fuck up.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

I thought it was fucking funny.

I think it's great.

Druski gets a pass for anything.

He's funny.

He's funny.

Now, if he wasn't funny.

If you're not funny, you don't get a pass.

Just don't do it.

Yeah.

All right.

But if you are, you can do it.

Nah.

That's fucking hilarious.

Yeah.

No, Drewski.

He did good, too.

They did.

Like that.

I felt like I felt my bloodlines.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I felt like I was hanging with my cousin.

Yeah, cultural appropriation.

Yeah.

Druski.

This is like fourth cousins, though.

Oh, okay, not that close, yeah.

Yeah, that's right,

yeah.

No, it's like that cousin that like lives in another part of the country.

You meet him, you're like, What the fuck?

We're related to that guy, yeah.

But then by the end of the day, you're like, This is my best fucking friend.

He's good.

I want to see why we're related.

Oh, no, it's great, dude.

It's great, dude.

Drisky's the man.

He's he's good.

I thought he was coming on or something.

I thought we had him on the list,

Andy.

Oh, oh,

Andy.

Well, he has to come on as a white guy.

I'm putting that in the ride.

I have to dress up as a black guy.

Yeah.

And you two guys got to be white.

It'd be the greatest show ever.

What should my name be?

I don't know.

Something real white.

Oh.

What's the whitest man's name?

Let's ask the chat.

Chat, what's the whitest man's name?

People say Pat, Todd, Drew, Chad, Todd, Greg, Greg, Hunter, Kyle.

Look at them and say, Andy, get the fuck out of here.

Bunch of fucks.

Kick that motherfucker out of the chat.

That's fucking funny.

Bro, y'all, everybody who says Andy is out of the chat for good.

Fuck you guys.

Y'all think I could dish it out.

I just can't take it.

That's right, that's right.

That's right.

Yeah, no, man.

Drews is good.

I thought this was great great great job to jrewski man that maherin makeup was good it was pretty good yeah i mean like it

i mean

it's good

all right it's pretty good yeah the farmer's tan and everything dude that was the best part it was great yeah no great job there's no way you would look at that guy and think that was a black dude painted up as a white guy no well i mean he's light-skinned too you know what i'm saying i mean yeah but you you you just wouldn't you would never in a million years like that black guy he started talking shit.

He got scared for real.

Bro,

I hope you apologize to that guy afterwards.

That guy's going to be telling this story for the rest of his life.

He's going to be like, oh, he probably listened to the show.

Oh, you guys say there's no fucking racism?

Guess what happened to me?

This big old fat country boy spit at me.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, no, dude, it's cool.

I'm down with it.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

But with that being said, it is time for a final segment of the show.

As

we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

This is where we bring a headline in.

We talk about it.

We vote on it.

It's one of those two options.

You like bison?

Yeah.

Would you want to own some?

Yes.

You sure?

I'm going to.

You sure?

Absolutely.

Okay.

Well,

let's think about it, okay?

Because a farmer is flung into sky after his rogue pet buffalo attacks him.

Yeah, 83-year-old man.

Yeah.

Got fucked up.

83-year-old man has been living with his pet buffalo for about 43 years.

Are they able to fucking live that long?

No, they can't.

With buffalo.

Buffalo is like plural.

Oh, okay.

How long can fucking Buffalo live?

Like, what's the average lifestyle?

Average 20 years.

Average bison.

Yeah, 10 to 25 years.

Okay, I'm going to say.

There's no fucking way.

All right.

But yeah, he's been living 43 years.

So you've been around 43 years, and one time you get fucked up, and you can cry about it?

That's pretty good fucking odds.

You take those odds.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What'd you expect?

Zero?

I like his name, Dick Wilds.

Wild, yeah.

Benny has some fun nicknames growing up.

Yeah, that's why he lives alone.

That's right.

Because his dick too wild.

Too wild, man.

Got to raise bison.

Yeah, let's check this clip out.

And recovering tonight after being attacked by his own buffalo, he spoke exclusively with our David Kaplan about what happened.

We're here in Hollywood, St.

Mary's County.

Looks like any normal road, any normal neighborhood, but you talk to people who live here and they tell you it's different.

That's due in large part to the owner of this plot of land who for over 40 years has kept buffalo on the property.

People come feed it.

People love seeing him.

But this buffalo you're looking at now attacked the owner last night, sending him to the hospital.

The 15-year-old buffalo's name is Dozer, short for

6-30 last night.

Dozer, who weighs over a ton, charged at 83-year-old Dick Wilds.

I was in the pasture hand-feeding, which I do all the time.

In his 43 years of owning Buffalo, Wilds says he's never had an issue with any of them before last night.

He came after me, and I sort of slid him back,

and that's when he got my arm.

And then the next thing I know, I'm doing cartwheels wheels in the air.

Dozer's horns caused severe damage to Wilde's arm and leg.

Wilde says he was in a lot of pain, but fortunate to get himself to safety as first responders arrived.

It could have been worse.

It could have been worse.

If I couldn't get out of there, if he'd have been coming at me again, I could have been in big trouble.

The notes were mail struck by Buffalo.

It was one of those

is this really something that I just read?

It was.

CMS Lieutenant James Cauley responded and said, despite the unusual call, crews worked quickly to staying a state police chopper to get him to a hospital.

We've been bringing our children here.

Now we bring our grandchildren here.

Neighbors like Donna Phelan said they were sad to hear about what happened, that Dick Wilds and his buffalo are staples of the neighborhood that sometimes has people lining up on weekends to give them a look.

A landmark.

A lot of times, if we're trying to tell somebody where we live, we say, oh, we're right around the corner from the Buffalo Farm.

Phelan, glad to hear her neighbor's okay.

Wilds, who hopes to be back home tonight, grateful for the messages of support pouring in.

I appreciate them with all the good comments they've made.

But it's also been good for me to have such a good network of friends and family.

Wild says at one point he had 30 buffalo on his property, but as he's gotten older, he has whittled that number down to two.

And he says that he is sad to think that he can't trust being alone with Dozer.

He is going to try and look at all of his options, including possibly finding another place for Dozer to go.

Yeah.

You know, I mean, 43 years, you got hit one time.

That's not bad.

No, that's pretty good odds.

That's not bad.

You might just be lonely, bro.

You can't go from 30 to fucking two.

Yeah.

They're herd animals, man.

They need pack.

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, who knows, bro?

Could have been been in a bad mood.

Look at that guy.

Yeah.

He looks like he's ready to share some freedom.

Yeah, that's pretty.

He revolted.

It's like a stampede.

Yeah, man.

I mean, I hope Dick gets, you know, gets wild.

I hope he recovers well.

Yeah.

Dick's a little bent out of shape.

That's called Pironi's disease.

There's commercials on the news about it.

Oh, yeah.

When you have a weird curve in your dick.

Wait, that's not normal.

Apparently, it's called Pironi's disease because there's literally commercials about it every day.

Oh.

Must be common if there's that many commercials.

We should look into that.

What do we got on this?

I say his thumbs up.

Yeah.

Everybody's all right.

He's not quitting.

Yeah, no, he's going back to it.

Dick don't quit.

That's right.

We know your dick don't quit.

Holy shit.

Shit, how many more kids are you going to have?

No, fuck, man.

But guys, Andy, that's all I have.

All right.

All right, guys.

Don't be a hoe.

Shut up.

Remember sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case clothes, clothes.