951. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Declares An ‘End Of An Age Of Terror And Death’ To Raucous Applause In Israel’s Parliament, Kamala Snaps At Rowdy Protesters & Democrats In A GOP Shutdown Vise

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Dude.

Best people out there.

Not comparable.

There's nothing like what we got going on.

No.

It's only going to get better, dude.

I'm excited, man.

I'm excited.

And we will be, if you're listening to this,

today

we will be in Riverside, California.

The information.

Do we have the address?

Find the address.

We will be at the 7-Eleven in Riverside.

I'm sure there's more than one.

We will be there for the car show.

I know a lot of you guys are planning on coming out.

I think there's like

I've heard numbers of four-digit car turnouts for this thing.

So

we'll see what happens, but we will be there.

I am bringing a couple of my favorite cars.

You guys can guess which ones they are, but we're going to have a good time.

That's going to be great.

You got the Addy?

I got the function.

What is it?

It's

14511 Meridian Parkway, Riverside, California.

Yep.

14511 Meridian Parkway, Riverside, California.

That's right.

We will be there.

Yep.

All right.

So, what's going on?

Dude, there's a lot going on actually.

Yeah, there's a lot.

We got a lot to fit in the show.

We're leaving right after the show, guys, by the way.

So, we're going, but we're going to connect some dots.

We're going to talk about some things.

And,

yeah, it's going to be great.

I guess this first little thing I want to kind of show,

it honestly threw me for a loop when I saw it.

Yeah.

I think this is breaking news, in my opinion.

Justin Trudeau's not gay.

Did you notice?

I saw this.

I'm not buying it.

I saw this, man.

It just looked, the pictures looked weird.

Yeah.

Like very uncomfortable.

Yeah.

Like it didn't look like,

I don't know.

Like, it looked like...

This is the first time I'm trying something.

Grab me here.

You know, like, you know, like the first time you like, you know, like the first time you went in the pool.

Oh, is it?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Floaties and all that.

Yeah, dude.

I don't know what to make of it, bro.

I don't know.

Like, I for sure thought he was gay.

Like, real talk, like a gay communist.

I thought.

You know what?

It's okay if he's gay, but

I think he's using a beard right now.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's see the pictures.

Yeah, I mean, dude, the picture, first of all, I mean, got the yacht going.

Come on, man.

That's a handful of hip.

Is that how you hug your chick?

Is that how you hug your chick?

None of you motherfuckers in this room hug your chick like that yeah that looks like a friend hug that i'm trying to look sexual but like i'm not sure are you okay with this is this okay

do i have your consent permission

like did he get a fucking permission slip bro that's a handful of hip yeah

who is that katy perry yeah it's katy perry yeah yeah katy perry she's uh you know she kissed a girl and she liked it yeah uh before astronaut katy perry astronaut katy perry astro not

Bro, I forgot about that, bro.

I don't know.

She was up there with Gail and

fucking come down and say their astrologer.

First, you know, yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They went up there, hit the firmament, came back down.

Isn't that right, Joe?

That's right, baby.

But yeah, bro, I mean, left field, bro.

Came out of left field very unsuspecting.

It did feel like not.

He ain't come out of left field, bro.

No.

He came out the closet.

I don't believe I don't buy it dude I don't buy it bro.

No one that's actually straight hugs their chick like that.

Yeah

Dude, does it not look weird?

Yeah, which is the opposite of what you do Everybody knows you like make the penis toucher.

You know what I'm saying?

So I don't know.

What's the chat say on this shit, man?

Chat, what do you guys got on this, man?

Let's see.

Do you guys buy this?

Do you guys buy this?

This does not look real.

Dude.

Homie gay.

Hey, real talk.

Do do any of you guys think that that that oh my god who cares this is what we do here

we care

calm the fuck down

it's a river cooter it's a fucking joke it's a it's a we are a humor show calm down

it's okay to be gay

it is

how you think we let dj on the show that's what i'm saying bro yeah like i mean if it wasn't me and but would not be here that's for sure yeah anyway

anyway it doesn't look right to me yeah no it doesn't, man.

The yacht looks cool, though.

Yacht looks all right.

Yeah.

I mean,

could have been bigger.

Hey, man, you know what?

Maybe he's just finding his way after all this time.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

No, there's nothing wrong.

He's still pretty young, dude.

He's good-looking, dude.

He's got, he was the, you know, he was the president or whatever it was.

Bro, is it true?

The prime minister.

Yeah.

Is it true, though, about his, like his daddy or his grandfather?

I don't know, man.

If you look at a picture of Fidel Castro and him at the same age, they look like twins, dude.

It's eerie.

It's an interesting story.

Yeah, Yeah, it's eerie, bro.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know how much to believe or not to believe.

He definitely thinks like that.

They look like that.

Yeah, he definitely.

And he acts like them.

Yeah, but

he doesn't look 53.

He looks very young.

Well,

adrenochrome, bro.

Yeah, it's that adrenochrome.

He probably got it for Katy Perry.

That's what's going on.

He's always like, hey, baby, thanks for the hookup.

Thanks for all the adrenal chrome.

I appreciate it.

Pardon my penis.

All right.

Oh, man.

Well, good for him.

Listen, I don't give a shit.

It just looked weird to me.

That's all I'm saying.

I agree, dude.

I agree, man.

It just feels weird.

Yeah, it did feel weird.

It did feel weird.

But you know what doesn't feel weird?

Selling out 7-Eleven in one motherfucking day.

I was going to say popping open one, but yeah.

Yeah, that don't feel weird at all, man.

But we ain't going to sell them out one day.

It's going to be a full team effort.

Dude,

I don't think they're ready, bro.

The fourth quarters are the most important.

You know what I'm saying?

Are they stocked up?

Like, I don't think they're ready for what's coming.

I don't know, man.

We'll see.

Yeah, I know the homies are out in force today.

The homies are out.

That's for sure.

That's for sure.

Speaking of homies, guys, again, we do got the chat rolling.

If this is something you guys are interested, we're going to be moving full steam ahead with this.

But yeah, you guys can, you know, make sure you guys are monitoring social media platforms for the links.

This guy's right here, dude.

He said the bald eagle birth rate's about to be out of control.

That's right.

That's right.

Going from we're about to take it from endangered to fucking to

fucking

what do they call call it danger no they they invasive invasive that's right invasive freedom eagles that's right that's right endanger to dangers i love it i love it man but yeah don't open too many grapes

oh man you guys are funny dude all right all right

what happens when you open too many grapes andy and the the the bikes disappear from the earth bikes become endangered yes that's right no more bikes.

That's right, man.

Hell yeah, man.

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So let's get into our headlines, bro.

Let's start things off.

We got headline number one.

We got peace in the Middle East.

Technically.

Do we?

Yeah, well, there's some interesting things happening, bro.

Let's dive into them.

I got to have the update on the Middle East.

I mean, I see them celebrating it.

Yeah.

But I mean, do we?

Do we?

Well, I mean, listen.

Let's talk about it.

We've had it.

You know, I mean, we'll get into it.

President Trump declares an end of an age of terror and death to

Rauk it.

What is the fuck?

Raucus.

Raucus.

Why do they spell it like that?

I don't know, man.

I didn't make the fucking rules.

Yeah.

Why the fuck they spell it like like that?

All right.

Applause in Israel's parliament.

So President Trump declared that the ceasefire in Gaza is the, quote, end of an age of terror and death and the historic dawn of a new Middle East.

In an impassioned address to Israel's governing body on Monday, the commander-in-chief who spoke for over an hour said Israel, quote, won all

that they can by force of arms and delivered a powerful message to the Palestinian people as they look to rebuild their war-torn territory after two years of intense fighting that was sparked on October 7th, 2023.

Now, hostages have been released.

All the hostages have been released at the time of this recording.

I believe there was like 20 or so that were left.

They have all been released at this time.

The ceasefire was officially signed.

You know, it was pretty cool.

Of course, Trump's going to take some shots whenever he can.

He took a few during his speech where he called out Obama and Biden,

even going back to Hillary Clinton.

The headline says, Trump slams Biden Obama for failing in the Middle East and delivers the ultimate payback to Hillary Clinton.

So he hung her?

She imprisoned?

Not yet.

Not yet.

But, you know, he called him out saying that, you know, basically none of them ever did anything.

They didn't.

Which they didn't, you know.

I mean, shit, Hillary, you know, when she was the Secretary of State, I mean, you had probably the worst foreign policy

disasters we've ever seen as a country when she was in office.

But yeah, she got in.

There was also some people that were not as happy and raucous.

Raucous in the crowd.

That was a far-left politician that was thrown out after interrupting Trump's address to Israel's parliament.

A far-left Israeli politician

was carried out.

His name's Afer Kasif,

a member of the parliament from the extreme left-wing Hadash party, began shouting while Trump was praising his special envoy, Steve Witkoff,

for being part of his bringing peace to the Middle East.

So, check this clip out.

This Knesset member, please expel this Knesset member.

Knesset member Kassif out of the hall.

Please expel him immediately.

We need to hear that in our Congress.

Sorry for that, Mr.

President.

That was very efficient.

So back to Steve.

Please.

Yeah, so it doesn't really go into detail about why exactly they were

kicked out or what I'm saying they were actually upset about.

But this is something that we've talked about on CTIs plenty of times is that

there's plenty of people in the Israeli government that hate Netanyahu.

There's plenty of people.

And like, I mean, not just a few.

I mean, like, there's not just the government, like in the government, the citizens of Israel,

they do not like Bibi Netanyahu.

And it's very interesting, okay, because something else,

weirdly enough, happened during Trump's delivery,

his speech deliverance,

specifically about Netanyahu that I thought was...

You mean where he asked for a pardon?

Bro, what is that, man?

What is that?

Trump urges Israeli president to pardon Benjamin Netanyahu in off-script moment, greatest wartime leader.

Hmm.

It's weird.

Wartime usually means like motherfuckers are fighting back.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Right.

Right.

It's weird.

And Trump even admitted during the speech.

Like he was, this was an off-script moment.

And it's like, you know, I feel like he's done this before where, you know, he says something that nobody's even talking about or thinking about really.

Like, and he brings all this attention on something.

Well, who else has been saying this?

That's where I don't know, like, since this started, that Netanyahu is continuing the war because he's afraid of being prosecuted by his own government.

And what, like, who was that guy?

Yeah, what was it?

Randy?

I can't remember his name.

I had to fact-check that.

Remember his name, Zean?

Randy Consella.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

That's right.

The prophet.

Yeah.

The future teller.

And his cousin, Andy Domas.

That's right.

Related.

Yeah.

But I mean,

and his friend, Dave Yone.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah.

And his cousin.

Yeah, his gay best friend, Dave Onee.

Oh, why's he got to be gay?

How's he got to be gay?

The uh, you know, but it's weird, dude.

It's fucking, it's, it's, it's weird.

All right.

Um, so he's doing this speech, talking about peace and all of this great stuff, and then just out of off script, completely off script, uh, he has this to say.

Let's check the clip out: hey, I have an idea,

Mr.

President.

Why don't you give him a pardon?

You hear some broom

Booing

That's about half and half

Like almost like half the people don't agree with him

A pardon for what yeah a pardon for what

That's a good question Andy what's the pardon what would be the what he's the greatest wartime leader ever then why what would you depart

for?

What could it be for?

I wonder what it could be for.

Oh, I don't know.

Crimes against humanity.

I mean, we could start there.

Yeah.

I don't like it.

Yeah, them guys.

Nah.

That ain't it, bro.

I don't like it.

Hey, come back home.

Take care of us.

Fuck what they got going on over there.

That's it.

You brought peace.

Cool.

Glad the shit's, you know, over for now until, you know.

Now let's fix the economy so that people can actually pay their fucking bills and, you know,

I don't know, take care of their own families.

That'd be good.

Yeah.

There'll be peace unless he doesn't get his pardon.

How about that?

That's exactly correct.

That's my bet.

No, DJ, that's exactly correct.

If he senses that he's going to be held accountable, there will be missiles launched somewhere.

That's why he keeps doing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like it.

And like, let's be real.

Like, bro, there's actually a lot that that's been happening.

I saw this report

that apparently, like, we're supposed to be allowing a Qatari air base built here in America no way oh yeah bro you didn't see that no oh fuck no hold on I gotta pull it up now bro I saw this and I was like what the fuck is going on with this and like I didn't I didn't know it was like if it was real or not looked into it it's absolutely real um

Let me pull it up real quick.

Bro, I don't like this shit.

No.

Like, I don't like this shit at all.

Why are we doing these things?

And by the way,

do you notice there's no explanation of why?

There's no like selling it to the American people.

Hey, this is why we're doing this.

Right.

This is why it's good for you.

You know why they don't do that?

Because there's no fucking justification for it.

No.

There's none.

Here you go.

Now, this is a CNN article, but again, this is just one.

You guys can find it.

United States announces it will allow Qatar to build an Air Force facility in Idaho.

Okay.

So this just came out a couple of days ago.

And Secretary of Defense Pete Hexeth announced on Friday that the U.S.

will allow Qatar to build an Air Force facility at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho, which will host Qatari F-15 fighter jets and pilots who will train alongside U.S.

troops.

The location will host a contingent of Qatari F-15s and pilots to enhance our combined training, increase the lethality, interoperability.

Hexeth said during a meeting.

I don't like it, I don't like it.

Listen, I don't, and like, this is where you know people, people confuse it, maybe, like, right?

Like,

I don't want it to be Israel, I don't want it to be Qatar, I don't want it to be fucking, I don't want it to be fucking anybody.

There should be no fucking international air bases of any country inside the United States for any reason.

But hey, you know, you know, many countries allow us to have airbases.

Yeah, that's because they use us and they use your tax dollars to do their dirty work.

Like, we're the fucking iron glove.

We're that, we're the iron fist and a white glove for fucking everybody else yeah oh we're there for peacekeeping i don't know does peacekeeping involve like massive amounts of bombing and killing and

you know destroying shit why not just train them at their base in their country well i i get it i don't know i just i don't like it seems weird bro i don't like it yeah i don't like it either i do not like now i don't know you know i haven't heard anything that look

If there's a justification for it,

you know what?

I still probably not going to agree with it.

You know what I mean?

Now, something something that I do know for sure, and I don't know if a lot of people know this, but I thought this was America first, man.

Should be.

I thought this was all America first.

I thought we were America first.

America first to me does not mean the same thing that it means to these guys.

Apparently not.

Yeah.

Apparently not.

No, but I mean, and like, listen, dude, I know there's a lot of weird things that our military allows, or our country, I should say, our government allows to happen.

That I think to the average person doesn't make sense.

But like one of the things that I learned years ago is that, you know, like our military, our basic training for our military branches, they all kind of run together, right?

Um, and the reason why is because during those months, typically May, April, June,

we open up our fucking airspace to our enemies, essentially, China, fucking Russia, like you name it.

And they're allowed to send their spy planes overhead.

And so they're looking, you know, all across the country.

And then, you know, they go to our military bases.

We got basic training going.

So you got, you know, thousands of troops from the looks of it.

Yeah, every time they do that, they pull all the military equipment out.

Exactly.

They get everybody out doing shit.

Exactly.

Right.

You know, now, again, people would say, well, why?

Well, they do the exact same thing for us.

Right.

Like, there's times during the year that those countries will open up their airspace and allow us.

I think that's all part of like.

Yeah, a NATO peacekeeping, you know, disclosure.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But like, it's, it's plenty of things like that that I think on the surface doesn't make sense.

Am I saying that this is the same situation?

No, not necessarily.

I don't want it though.

I don't want any foreign military to be.

I don't think most people want anything to do.

I don't think, I think, you know, people are all caught up in these conversations, right?

It started with COVID, then it went to Black Lives Matter, then it went to Ukraine, and it went to Israel.

And people are in these conversations, right?

And it's like,

let's create enough distraction on the street for everybody to talk about what's actually not happening.

And what's not happening is that that we still got crime that isn't being solved.

We still have an economy that isn't good for the blue collar American, regular American citizen.

Yeah, it might be good for someone who's got a lot of money in the stock market, but how much money does the average person have in the stock market?

You know what I'm saying?

You know, in their retirement.

I understand that totally, dude.

But at the same time, man, that doesn't fix the problem

of being able to afford groceries and gas and bills and have opportunities.

And those are the things that people here care about.

And when I think when you ask most Americans what they actually care about, and you say, okay, put this conversation about Black Lives Matter over here.

Put this conversation about COVID over here.

Put this conversation about Ukraine over here, Israel.

Let's move it all out of the way and let's talk about what we really care about.

I think most people care about America issues first.

They just get caught up in the discussion because that's what they want us to get caught up in.

And

I think we have to be very focused and very consistent in our messaging and our calls and our demands that this administration truly focus on Americans.

I don't think most people want to, I think most people have an opinion of what's going on in those things.

But I think if you wiped them away, I think most people would say, yeah, I don't really fucking care about that.

I care about this.

Right.

You know?

It's an unfortunate thing, man, because

to

like i try to put myself in other other other countries shoes right like i don't i don't believe that there's another country where the citizens citizens the citizens of that country are you know having all these issues going on but then having to take a take a second and like oh well you know we got to make sure america's taken care of no they don't care

about what you can take like no other country has that perspective no no they don't care about what they can do for us nobody does that's the point not even our own government bro they don't care it's about what they can do that's going to somehow benefit them as individuals right right and

it's a big problem and i i really i really think that if we want it to change people are going to have to stay very focused on what the issue is the issue is this our country's fucked up and before we go spend any money in israel or ukraine or fucking anywhere we got to take care of people here yeah and that is not happening that's not happening now people will argue and say oh things are going better are they are they

are they better are they better for the average person chat are they better you let us know guys what you guys i mean is it is it better for you guys real real talk like don't be like real real

yeah see i mean dude like the yeah it's getting worse bro You know, and I don't think like I know that everybody in the chat, bro, we all got opinions about what's going on.

Some of you guys agree with me.

Some of you guys don't.

And that's fine.

But at the end of the day, I think we can all agree that we got to take care of this country first, just like every other country does.

And that's that's the frustrating thing.

I think that's why Trump's, you know,

Trump has his base of people who are going to be loyal no matter what.

Yeah.

And

then there's the people who voted for Trump who are like,

what are you doing, bro?

You know what I'm saying?

And then there's people who are just going to fall for whatever the new distraction is every single time.

The new profile picture layout yeah

i don't know man like

i don't i don't i don't care about what's going on over there i really i fucking don't and you could say you could say whatever you want about me oh you don't care about this person or that no i just care more about the people here right my neighbors my actions

i mean dude it's funny because i actually saw this comment where i don't know if it was a reel or something They're like, oh, you know, America, you know, you know, all the aid that we give all these other countries and stuff.

Like, Like, if we didn't do those, those countries wouldn't exist.

Yeah, well, maybe they should figure that the fuck out.

It's not my fucking.

That's right.

Maybe they should figure that out.

By the way,

why do those countries exist?

Yeah.

They exist because we defend their fucking borders and we keep them from killing each other and all this shit.

And maybe if we let shit sort itself out,

natural order would sort of like settle in and we would just be cool.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

It's so funny, too, because you can catch these people and like their fucking, fucking,

you know, these

contradictions, bro.

And it's like, oh, well, you know,

if we don't get involved in that, then they'll nuke us.

But at the same time, they say these people are also incapable of any type of military power.

Well, and that's what they do.

When you start saying, when enough people over here start saying, you heard Netanyahu say it last week or the week before,

you know, he knows he's lost support here in the United States.

And he also knows that the only way to stop that loss of support is to stop killing all these motherfuckers over there.

Because, dude, no matter who is killing who, nobody likes to see people who are just innocent citizens shot in the street or beheaded or any of this shit or bombed or like, dude, it's, it's just so unnecessary.

And I think Americans have good hearts.

They don't want to see people die.

They don't want to see people get killed.

And I understand that.

I really do understand that because I don't want to see it either.

But at the same time, we have the exact same situations happening over here.

Okay.

Like every single fucking day.

So

it's, you know, it is what it is, bro.

And I think Trump really needs to get back to pro-America, America first.

And I don't see this lasting.

If it does last, it'll last for the amount of time Trump's in office and then it'll go back to the way it was.

Yeah.

Just like it did.

No.

No.

These guys are afraid of Trump, dude.

They're afraid of Trump.

That's a fact, bro.

Yeah.

That's a fact.

The other, I saw this other clip, too.

It was like, I think, I want to say he was,

I don't know if it was the PM of put me in there, bro.

Pakistani.

But somebody said something like, I mean, like, you know, we're grateful that we have a world leader like Trump in office right now because that's the only way that this was ever going to, you know what I'm saying, come to a conclusion.

And you know what?

That's a positive thing.

Yeah.

There's a pop.

Listen, I'm not shitting on this stopping.

I hope it stays that way, but it's been going on for quite a long time.

Yeah.

Two fucking years.

No, I'm talking about the battle between

Muslims and Jews.

Oh, yeah.

That's been going on for thousands of fucking years.

Right.

You are not going to change the nature of those two communities against each other.

It's not going to fucking happen.

No.

Oh, man.

That's real, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation, though, let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Old BB getting pardoned.

Yeah, well, what are the charges?

I would like to see the 50s.

That's right.

Pardon for what?

Pardon for what?

I almost feel like an auto-pinned pardon.

Like, what are we doing?

See, because, dude, there's a part of me that feels like Trump's playing this dude.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

like,

you wouldn't say that on accident.

No.

Like,

you said it jokingly.

I wouldn't say that on accident.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I would say that in that context, the way he said it,

to almost embarrass him.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It didn't have like a genuine tone to it at all.

Yeah, I agree with that.

I agree, man.

We'll see.

I want to see the charges, bro.

Because, dude, like, what he just did was he put the idea of further prosecution into all those people's heads as a real thing.

Yeah.

And that, that wasn't by mistake.

Dude, it also.

If you were really trying to avoid that, you wouldn't say it.

You wouldn't even mention it.

No.

But not only that, but it also.

You might bring it up in private to those guys.

Like, hey.

You know, here's Trump.

Hey, guys.

Fucking, you wouldn't say it in public like that.

No.

Because the natural question is what I just said.

Why?

What are the crimes?

Right.

And that's the thing, too.

Because that's Trump admitting there were crimes.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, it also gives validity to the aspect that, like, there's some, there's some shit going on here.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Gosh, come on.

Just give him a pardon.

Like, he knows they're about to start this judicial process on him.

Yeah.

Yep.

You know, because now there's no more excuses, bro.

There's a peace deal now.

There's ceasefire.

You know what I'm saying?

If he'll get that pardon, bro, shit.

I would bet.

I will bet you,

and we're going to fucking keep this clip.

I'm going to bet you that whatever happens from this,

if he starts to get prosecuted and shit, we'll see the Epstein list come out, the Epstein information come out, because I think that's where the leverage is.

I think Trump's being, I think we're being threatened as people.

And I think Trump is,

I think this dude's going to get cornered.

And that's when we'll see the shit come out.

Remember, dude, everybody wants all of these things to happen but from his position trump's position these are bargaining chips yeah these are things that we let out as needed in the perfect time you don't show all your cards bro you can't no that's real man guys tell us what you think down in the comments be very curious to see uh let us know what you guys think with that being said let's go let's go check out some of these comments let's do it uh you'd be surprised what all the comments are referring to today oh really oh yeah bro we got we got uh we we got our people in the comments today.

Yeah.

Yeah.

First one, let's check out from uh Captain Merica.

10 out of 10 episode.

I'm off to clean out my local 7-Eleven of First Form Energy.

Let's go.

Yep.

Let's go.

Make sure you guys are following Form Energy, not just First Form.

Yeah, Form Energy

on any platform, actually.

Form Energy, for sure.

This next one is from

Reesneen

Resneen Choi.

She says, Redding 7-Elevens will be bought out today.

I already asked them to order more than 12 cases.

Bro, people are buying fucking caseloads.

Yeah, you know what, even, you know what the coolest part is I've seen today?

Besides, I mean, it's awesome that people are participating and supporting.

And dude, I got to be real with you guys.

You guys have no fucking idea how much we appreciate it.

Like, this is a big deal for us.

And,

but what I think is really cool is I've seen a lot of people doing the give out part where they're buying, they're buying, you know a case or two cases and they're going like i saw one dude go to his local construction site and start passing yeah dude and it was just

that's the

dude you know what i'm saying like taking care of each other giving each other you know like it's it's just a it's good energy bro for sure you know for sure uh one more it shows people

it's show it's showing people

That there's still good people out there.

And I know y'all are doing it to help us and stuff, but like it feels good to do that.

Oh, yeah.

You know, like one of my favorite things to do is I do this.

I do this almost every day.

I go down to Wally's here and I buy like four, right?

And I walk out and hand three of them out.

Yeah, you know, I do the same, I just don't buy them.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

That's why they never got any grape.

They know me now.

I just waiting at them carrying out my three.

These are stolen.

Yeah.

I know.

No, man.

We got one more, though.

People were actually, somebody was actually insulted.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That's too bad.

You got to go to Marco

Marco

Marcos Reza.

Bro said buy two.

Motherfucker, I'm buying the whole rack.

Dude,

I fucking love our people.

Dude, they're great people.

Like, we may not have the biggest show, but we got the best fucking people.

There's no doubt about that.

There's no fucking doubt about that.

Guys, we really truly do appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans.

Make sure you guys continue to like, comment, subscribe, hit that bell notification wherever you are watching or listening to stay up to date with the latest drops from real AF.

Real ass people, man.

That's right.

That's real.

That's real.

Let's keep cruising.

Head on two, shall we?

I like protesters.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, it's in me a little bit, you know?

Yeah.

Just a little bit.

Yeah.

The lower half.

Yeah.

But these are funny, man.

There's been a string of them.

But this first one is a little weird uh you gotta go to uh kamama kamama harris she got rattled oh she did yeah she did rattled kamala harris snaps back at rowdy protesters who crashed her book tour show some respect how about you show some motherfucking respect how about you don't let people fucking rot how about you don't let fucking 20 million motherfuckers that don't believe this shouldn't be here in the country how about you show some motherfucking respect.

Kamala?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, dude, I'll be real.

I'm going to say this.

I got the clip.

We'll watch the clip, but I'll be real here, bro.

You got some nerve, bro, to say that.

Well, here's the thing, though, bro.

What would you, there's only one, there's only, in my opinion, in my humble opinion, there's only one scenario where you would have that much nerve to have this type of reaction and an engagement in this crowd.

And it's if it was staged.

Let's see it.

Okay.

All right.

I'm just, I'm just laying that there.

I'm laying it there.

I'm just put it down nice and gentle there.

All right.

But let's dive into this.

Yeah.

Former vice president Kamala Come Queen Harris was confronted by several rowdy protesters who stormed her book tour in Chicago on Saturday afternoon.

It was an insurrection at Barnes and Noble.

Fuck out of here.

Security guards.

Storm.

Yeah, stormed.

They breached.

They breached.

You know, there's all the.

They breached the entrance.

Barnes and Noble.

It's like, fuck out.

The fucking doors open automatically.

Kind of like a border.

They still social distance too by the way out of here uh security guards removed multiple people who interrupted a talk as part of harris's book tour for her new memoir 107 days um amid chaos and screaming from the crowd harris she's 60 she's 60 huh

was discussing uh her book with journalist Michelle Norris when one woman from the audience began yelling while filming on her phone video shows.

Let's check this clip out.

All they can talk about is Trump, bro.

All they talk about.

What's going to happen?

What's going to happen when Trump isn't the guy that they got to run against?

Like, what are they going to have to do?

Yeah, what are they going to talk about?

What's going to be then?

They'll probably still talk about it.

Bro,

I feel like it would stage.

Like,

I'm not a betting man.

I will play some of that.

I don't know, man.

But I would be willing to bet she's probably on a payroll.

I don't know.

Bro, come on, man.

Like, nobody, like, that's not a patriot

you know what i'm saying like so i mean it is it possible that you know this is the you know the left eating its own right metaphorically it's possible i don't buy it bro i mean look

um

people are very cultish you know uh she's gonna have people that like her no matter what she says or does and they don't know why they like no they well they do because it's because she is you know it's identity politics she's not trump well i think that but it's also like you know know, she's a powerful woman.

She's a woman of color.

And that's people are, those people are still buying into that.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

So I just think that's a little bit of residual from that for her.

You know,

it's whatever.

Yeah.

I think it's crazy.

I would rather her run

next time than

Newsome.

She's easily she's she's she's stupid.

Yeah.

Like the shit she says is fucking absurd.

Newsome.

Newsome's pretty sharp.

Yeah.

And I don't think he's sharp.

He's just not a very fucking good liar.

He's very, yeah.

He's very, he's, he, he will, he's very charismatic.

And he has no problem saying, we're, we're going to do this and have no intention of doing it.

None.

Or we did this and it can be a complete lie.

He just did it again, I believe, today.

Talk about reparations.

If you watch his, if you watch him, dude, he gives a tell.

Like, just like in poker, it's always the same thing.

He says it every single time.

And that's fact.

And he smiles with that.

That's a fact.

yeah that's a fact and he says it yeah that's a fact right smiles at the fucking smile yeah

uh

yeah i don't know but but i think he would be more effective at fooling people than she is yeah see the only issue i have with newsom well not issue but like the reason i don't believe he would get far bro is because nobody wants california you know she's from california yeah that's right like that nobody like they gotta get yeah but a lot they don't have anybody right now a lot of people in california that are of this political ideology believe that California is like the place.

Like they think like, if you don't live in California, bro, you're a bum fuck dumbass from, you know, Arkansas or whatever, right?

That's what they think.

So like we know because we're in California and, you know, the rest of you guys are a bunch of hillbillies.

Like that's their thought process.

And they don't understand how condescending it sounds.

to literally almost everybody else in the country.

Yeah.

So

nobody wants it.

No.

Nobody wants it.

But yeah, no, the protest stuff has been going crazy.

You know,

usually they're burning shit down, but the left decided to take a different approach.

I'm not sure how it's working.

All right.

But viewer discretion is advised on this next clip.

Take the clothes off.

Let's get naked to save our democracy.

I mean, yeah, I mean, they probably are kids around

because that's when it seems to happen the most.

Yeah, man, we got to go to Portland.

We got to go to Oregon, man.

They have amassed a naked

bike protest.

Check the clip.

Ice out of Portland.

That's unfortunate.

God, that's so embarrassing.

That's unfortunate.

That's so embarrassing.

I'm embarrassed for them.

For people.

A bunch of people that you never want to see naked in your whole life.

Bro, imagine the smell.

Imagine the smell.

All them little dicks flopping in the wind.

Bro.

Them little wee wee.

You know, a a lot of those guys,

like, come on, dude.

I feel like to do some shit like that, you got to be real proud.

I know.

These people, nobody else wants to see them naked.

That's why they do this.

Bro, the craziest thing, too, like, I saw a couple of those bikes.

They took the seats off.

This is fucking new, man.

Bro.

This will definitely, listen, like.

You're a fucking ICE agent, right?

Is there a tactic here like you think this no i mean i don't think they're doing anything except being perverts and you know what i mean it's degenerate they're not like being violent yeah so it's not what i mean it's it is what it is i mean you can't with people that aren't being violent as long as they're not burning down or attacking people you know the right to protest is the right to protest i mean it should exist agreed uh this is just you know some ridiculous goofy shit So, you know, when we get to a place in society where you cannot protest, that's where things like what's happening in England start to happen.

Oh, well, speaking of England.

Yeah, I know, bro.

Let's talk about it.

Yeah.

Bro, England's fucked right now.

I know.

Okay, England is absolutely fucked.

There's this video that came out.

I got the clip here.

There was a migrant, okay,

who is on a train who starts stripping butt-naked, and there's kids there.

Well,

Britain found some beans, okay, and they finally dropped their balls and did something about it.

But to no surprise,

now those two British men are under investigation for confronting the naked migrant.

Let's check this clip out.

Fuck off!

You need to kill the fucker.

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

What do you mean, fuck off?

Fuck off!

You need to get off the fucking train, mate.

There's fucking kids about it, man.

What the fuck?

What you can't see,

they are beating his ass.

That's what should be happening everywhere.

How about that beans and mash?

His beans got mashed.

Bro, if people do shit like that, they should just cut their dicks off.

For real.

Here's the crazy thing, bro.

I mean, again, we talk about English.

No, I'm being dead serious.

Like, if you're going to be a grown man and run around and stick your dick out in front of kids and shit, they should cut the fuck off.

Bro.

Like,

zero fucking strikes.

I'm with it.

Yeah.

I'm with it.

But bare minimum, you know what I'm saying?

You got upstanding citizens that are trying to protect their fucking, you know, their

citizenry.

Yeah.

They did the right thing.

But now they're being fucking investigated for it well you know uh that's where the other people have to get involved and and stand up for those men like dude where where the fuck is britain like bro

man that that digital id shit they're putting in

like i saw this clip earlier it was a a lady she was playing church music on her phone and a cop came up to her and she's like you can't play church music you can't you know she was singing a a church song she said you cannot sing outside the church you can't sing yeah but they can do public Muslim prayer calls.

Exactly.

Fuck, man.

Yeah.

Let me ask you this, dude.

Like, so, okay, so we, America, gets our shit together.

All right.

We get our shit together.

No.

Everything's beautiful.

No.

Do we go?

No.

Oh.

No.

We've been sticking up for people.

If people don't learn to stick up for themselves,

they'll never learn.

You understand?

Yeah.

Like, you gotta, like, like, like,

you gotta let your kids kids ride the bike and fall down a couple times.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

I think that this is a good lesson for the men of England to realize, like, hey, you are in a pivotal time in history, and what you do now will go down in the history books, and you have a chance to matter.

And if you don't, your country will be conquered.

So, fuck, man.

And they are, they are conquered right now, man.

Guys, I mean, chat, what do you guys got on this situation?

I mean, like I said, I mean, I know we don't cover it.

I know we used to say that, like, you you know, Britain, most of most of the other Western countries, they're a few months, maybe even years ahead of where we are as far as the vide between, you know, all of these radical fucking global, globalist communist laws, man.

But, I mean, what do you guys got on that?

I mean, because, like, dude, I feel it, you know what I'm saying?

Like, in that sense, okay, like, I feel like we need to root out this communist shit from everywhere.

You know what I'm saying?

And so, like, if we get our shit together first, do we go fucking take care of England?

But, like, I mean, I understand your your point yeah australia is not not much far further off yeah

i like i said man i to whatever's happening here needs to be addressed first and i don't that's not going to happen any anytime soon yeah dude el salvador is doing it right i i just saw too like you know like brother people able to have dinner at night walk freely like no fucking almost a 0% crime rate bro and in like a matter of months it ain't been long that's right

Yep.

And people, you know, that's what you get for simply.

Listen, when things get so well and so good and so clean that you never really feel hardship yourself, you get complacent.

Yeah.

And you start to justify things.

And you start to say, well,

they're not that bad.

This isn't that bad.

You know, just let them, you know, they're looking for this or that.

And that's the.

That's the manipulation that's happening from the world leaders towards people that have generally good hearts.

And

it's, it's complete manipulation.

It's complete.

They're talking people in because of their good hearts to letting themselves be literally conquered.

And it's, it's, it's, it's insane.

Yeah.

It's insane to watch, bro.

It's sad, too.

It's, it's sad that we don't have more men willing to stand up and say, this is, this is fucking not happening.

It's not happening.

Yeah.

So.

And you talk about one of the greatest empires almost.

I mean, they conquered.

Yeah.

How much, what's the percentage the fucking England's conquered, bro, of the world at some point in his, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you're talking about one of the greatest fucking.

Well,

and to see where they are now, like, fuck, man.

They didn't even get...

They invited them in.

Hey, come in.

You're my enemy.

Come in.

Yeah.

Fuck, man.

Yeah, they took stupidity.

What's that saying?

Keep your friends closer, your enemies closer or whatever.

Well, yeah, but I mean, it's, listen, listened to.

They took that the wrong way.

Yeah, they did.

That's right.

And they always think someone else is going to do it.

They think, oh, someone else will take these people in.

Someone else will do this.

Someone else will handle it.

And

someone else will not handle it.

No.

No, it's crazy, man.

It's so crazy.

It does appear, though, that

there's a trend moving.

At least getting these people out of our fucking country.

It appears to have been, you know,

it's a steady increase, right?

We're still not definitely nowhere close to where we should be, but much further than where they started day one, day two, you know, that first month or so into office of getting these fucking people out, which that's fine.

It's funny.

So, you know, our buddy Jake.

Yeah.

Okay.

So apparently it was this website, this Facebook page that started, was trying to like dox.

agents and shit.

Okay.

And they tried to get Jake.

They posted a picture and he's wearing a fucking bison hat in it.

Oh, yeah.

Pretty fucking sick.

It's actually pretty sick.

But you're seeing this like full, you know, like everybody's getting involved.

All the federal agencies, they're all getting involved to get these people out quick.

So, I mean,

we'll see how it goes, man.

I also think, too, that the people are finding it to be more palatable.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, nobody's really caring no more how it looks, how bad it looks, like, the family man, the dad, like, nobody gives a shit no more.

Get him out.

So that's good to see, man.

I don't know.

Guys, chat, jumping on this conversation, man.

Let Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Let us know, man.

Let us know.

Let's keep cruising.

We got headline number three.

This is an update on the government shutdown that's happening.

I know that we caught a lot of grapes.

Actually, the last episode we did with Chad, we talked about, you know, the veterans or active duty military not being paid during this government shutdown.

Pretty decent chess move just happened.

This is an AP article.

The headline reads, Democrats are in a GOP shutdown vice.

The fear is, with military pay no longer looming as a pressure point, little will stop the shutdown from continuing for several more weeks.

So Trump just did something that

pretty fucking awesome.

All right.

Not going to lie.

I got to give him some credit.

But he

announced that he would shift money around to ensure that military members don't miss one paycheck.

Good.

That's how it should be.

And this is where they fucked up at, bro, because they're trying to pinch them, right?

They're trying to put.

So these motherfuckers are trying to starve our military to put pressure on politicians.

That's insane.

It's fucked up.

It's fucked up.

It's absolutely fucked up.

It should show everybody what...

I mean, dude, you would think you would see the cars by now, but people just don't.

No, they don't.

They don't.

But yeah, let's dive into this.

So Republicans are ratcheting up pressure on Democrats on multiple fronts as the government shutdowns enters a third work week, hoping hardball moves can force a reckoning that cracks the stalemate.

The move comes even as President Donald Trump took a major pressure point off the table over the weekend, announcing he would shift money around to ensure military members don't miss a paycheck.

He made that announcement on Wednesday.

But Republicans on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue have sprung into action with other tactics.

At the White House, Budget Director Russ Vault announced substantial layoffs on Friday, finally making good on two weeks of threats.

On Capitol Hill, Senate Republicans said that they would no longer allow Democrats to keep calling up their own stopgap spending bill funding the government through the end of October.

There's a lot of stuff happening, and it's funny because they keep making asses of themselves.

So, Vice President J.D.

Vance, he did an interview with George Stepanopoulos.

There was this like clash over Tom Holman, and bro,

J.D.

fucking

started shooting.

I mean, he put some facts now

to the point where they had to, they literally cut him off the interview.

It's crazy.

Let's check this clip out.

I don't know what tape you're referring to, George.

I saw media reports that Tom Homan accepted a bribe.

There's no evidence of that.

And here's, George, why fewer and fewer people watch your program and why you're losing credibility.

Because you're talking for now five minutes with the vice president of the United States about this story regarding Tom Homan, a story that I've read about, but I don't even know the video that you're talking about.

Meanwhile, low-income women can't get food because the Democrats and Chuck Schumer have shut down the government.

Right now, we're trying to figure out how to pay our troops because Chuck Schumer has shut down the government.

You are focused on a bogus story.

You're insinuating criminal wrongdoing against a guy who has done nothing wrong instead of focusing on the fact that our country is struggling because our government's shut down.

Let's talk about the real issues, George.

I think the American people would benefit much more from that than from you going down some weird left-wing rabbit hole where the facts clearly show that Tom Homan didn't engage in any criminal wrongdoing.

It's not a weird left-wing rabbit hole.

I didn't insinuate anything.

I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50,000 as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024, and you did not answer the question.

Thank you for your time this morning.

No, no, no, George, I said that I don't know.

We'll be right back.

That's unbelievable.

Bro, that's unbelievable, dude.

That's unbelievable.

Well, the vice president of the united states you get five minutes with him you fucking cut him off the interview because you because he called you out on some bullshit well i mean

they're not fooling anybody dude no like anybody who sees that they're not like oh yeah good for george yeah right yeah he stood up to yeah they stuck it to the man

yeah actually let's just stop the interview like no what bro that's not a win um now i want to actually well i mean that's typical behavior by these people like you can't have an actual discussion based on any sort of reality And the minute that it starts to get to the point where they are backed in a corner with facts, they just resort to either stopping the conversation or calling names.

And when people start calling you names, instead of actually having a civil discussion about things, you've won the debate.

Yep.

So

it's par for the course.

It doesn't surprise me.

No.

Now, one thing with this, this, this shutdown that I don't think a lot of people are paying attention to, but it gives the president a lot of power when when it comes to what gets cut, what's allowed to stay, what gets funded.

It gives them almost direct power to make these decisions.

And one of the things that just came out was that out of the education department, the education department wipes out special ed office and shut down layoffs, the union says.

The agency cut nearly everyone out.

who works to administer federal funding for the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, one staffer said.

Now,

I want to ask you this, Andy.

I want to inquire, okay,

If you have the power right now, okay, to literally say this stays, this goes, this stays, this goes, what are we cutting out right now?

Like, what goes away?

Well, I mean, I would have to see what's available to cut.

Anything, whatever you want right now.

What should we as a country?

I would cut every single thing that I believe is

not serving the purpose that it was intended to serve.

I would cut out every single thing that

is

and has become some sort of political indoctrination

wing or extension of the government.

I do believe the Department of Education has become that.

It needs major reform.

Obviously, we can't just cut it and say, fuck it.

I say, cut it, give it to the states.

Well, maybe, you know, but I don't know all the...

the ins and outs to say these things.

I mean,

there's tons and tons and tons of bloated budget and overspending and so many layers of

bureaucracy and unneeded payroll and our government's the biggest government that's ever existed in the history of humankind so there's plenty there to cut

i don't know where i would start um

i feel like it would be uh it would be like that meeting off a wolf of wall street i i feel like I feel like there has to be a complete reorganization of where funds go and how they're distributed and what the rules are for those funds to be distributed.

And I feel like that needs to be done across every single federal department

and then almost like just restarted.

You know what I mean?

But without having, you know, the list in front of my face, it would be very hard for me to just say, what should we cut?

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think.

I mean, ideally, it should be cut back to what the government is supposed to do for us, which is to defend our country,

you know, preserve our infrastructure, protect our rights.

You know, we're talking about the military, we're talking about the police, we're talking about the education system, the infrastructure, and those things need to be completely reformed.

And anything above that needs to be cut completely.

Yeah.

So, I mean,

and those tax cuts should just flow straight to the individual.

You know, that'd fix everything, dude.

It would fix everything.

Fix a shit ton.

Yeah.

It's massive undertaking, but it would fix everything.

I mean, here's one thing, too, and I just pulled it up just to get the numbers.

Like, that's not even like

we have like the official budget for the government, right?

But then there's also this, like, it's called the black budget, right?

Which is like just a and Snowden actually leaked this out too, um, back in 2013.

Um, but it's estimated that it's anywhere from a hundred billion to one trillion dollars.

Like, that's a a big gap, but of money that literally has no earmark.

Like it's just it just goes to something.

It's not just about readjusting the departments.

It's about auditing the actual expenses and the budget for those departments.

You know,

when you're getting

You know, when you're getting charged $2,000 for a fucking aspirin in the hospital.

Something's wrong.

Right.

Where's that money going?

What's going on there?

Right.

And this goes across our medical system, our education system, you know, and they started to discover a lot of it when they were doing the Doe shit and the USAID shit.

But I mean, bro, that's just a little bitty part.

This is everywhere.

I forget who it was.

I think it was a senator, bro.

He had that bag of like fucking the airplane bushings or some shit like that.

It was like a little bag of like nuts and washers, bro.

And he was like, do you know how much this bag, like this costs?

It was like $90,000 fucking dollars.

Yeah.

For something that you really could have probably

a couple hundred bucks.

That's what I'm saying.

I go to S hardware, bro.

It'd be all right.

You know what I'm saying?

Same shit.

It is so crazy, bro.

Do you ever think we'll get to that point, though?

Like, do you think that's happening?

No, not with our administration right now.

I don't think so.

I think there's so many people who are in on it and who are benefiting financially.

And you're never going to get people to vote against their own self-interest.

So that's the problem that we have in this country.

We have a lot of people who are pretending to represent the areas that they get elected from, the states, the districts

that go there, they see how it works, they see the benefit to themselves, and

they talk really good and then vote for the thing that's going to benefit them.

And that's ultimately the problem that we have in this country.

We have people who are self-serving that are pretending to serve us when they have no intention of serving us.

So no, I don't think that will happen because people are inherently selfish.

Yeah.

Fuck, man.

I don't think anything's going to happen until it's forced to happen by the people.

That's what I think.

I think the same in England.

I think the same in any Western country.

Until the people rise up and say, we're not fucking doing this anymore.

Nothing's going to change.

There's going to be no vote that fixes it.

There's going to be no election that fixes it.

It's going to to have to be done by demand by the citizens, becoming very raucous,

okay?

And making sure that these politicians are afraid to not

violate

that covenant.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Yeah, chat, what do you guys got on this, man?

What do we got?

We can vote for American Idol in real time.

Why can't we change the way we are governed?

Bro, that's real.

Yeah, there should be no career politicians.

That's a great start if they made it to where term limits were a real thing.

But dude, they're not going to fucking do that because that's against their own interest.

How does someone like Nancy Pelosi become

somebody who's worth nine figures without being there for 30 years?

You can't do it in six or eight.

It's not possible.

It's not possible.

You can't get that done in four years.

Yeah, bro.

These people are fucking, they're stealing right from us, from you.

And the reason that the average American has such a hard time getting by on even a reasonable paycheck is because these people steal most of it.

And then they fly around in their private jets and they tell you how you need to fucking get rid of your car because there's too many emissions.

And, you know, they can go to parties, but you got to stay home, wear a mask, and fucking get a shot.

You know, it's, it's like what everybody says.

It's rules for thee, not for me.

And that's how these people operate.

It's fucked up.

So then what do we do?

We will need to get very loud and very forceful with our beliefs and our agenda and stop buying into this left versus right mentality and start buying into a mentality of us versus them.

That's what needs to happen.

But everybody gets too caught up in these conversations and

about

the Israels and the Ukraines and the racism and identity politics and this and that and this and this and and this and this and that and this and this that nobody ever takes the time to realize who the real enemy is.

The real enemy is not you.

It's not me.

It's not them next door.

It's not that guy down the street.

It's these motherfuckers up in Washington who continue to

oppress and steal and manipulate and

make life hard on the average American.

And until everybody comes together and realize that, there will be nothing that will change.

But everybody wants to be on a team, dude.

They don't want to say, hey, I'm pro-freedom.

I'm pro-America.

I'm America first.

They want to say, fuck the left, fuck the right.

I own them.

I really got them with that meme.

You know, it's, it's childish shit.

And we all fall for it over and over and over again.

So if we want to blame someone for the way things are, we should probably blame ourselves for not paying attention to what the fuck is actually going on and buying into every single little bit of rage bait that is tossed our way to make it seem like the guy down the street or next door or, you know, know, the guy in the hood or the guy in the country that everybody's enemies.

And it's just not the fucking truth.

No.

So.

No, it's not, man.

Guys, you jump down in the comments.

Let us know what you guys think.

Let us know, man.

Let us know.

With that being said, our final segment.

All right.

As always.

As most of the time.

Yep.

Thumbs up, dumb as fuck.

Guys, as we're bringing a headline in,

we talk about it.

It gets, we vote on it.

It gets one of these two options.

Andy Domas for president.

And his cousin, Randy.

Randy Damas.

I mean, 2028.

I think it's more like,

because let's be real, I'm not getting elected.

It's not happening.

But if y'all fucking want to stand the fuck up or you need someone to run shit after, you know, I'll come run shit.

Holla at your boy.

That's right.

That's right, man.

All right.

Well, thumbs up and dumb as fuck.

We got to go down to the great.

You know, George Washington didn't want to be president either.

Oh, he didn't.

No.

They made him do it.

Okay.

He didn't want to be fucking president.

His fucking homies went and said, hey, we're fucking taking this shit.

And by the way, we need you to fucking lead us.

So the power is with the people, bro.

People do what the people want.

And, you know, when the people are ready, we'll find out who they want.

That's real.

That's real, man.

Well, guys, a thumb up.

Thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck.

We got to head down to the great state of Florida.

Florida, man.

Florida Man, Florida Man, my favorite man, Florida men, they're my favorite men.

Florida men are

well, we'll see about this one.

Uh, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads:

Florida man,

sunshine state man shoves thermos where the sun don't shine.

Still my favorite,

yeah.

So, a Florida man was taken into police custody last week and cops made a most unexpected discovery jammed all the way up his butt, a full-size thermos.

But that's only half the story.

TMZ has obtained exclusive 911 audio from the shitty situation in which a caller reports there's a naked man in a restroom at a public park who had been there all day and won't leave.

TMZ has learned sheriff's deputy showed up and found him fully clothed.

They initially gave the guy identified as Walter Freimeyer a break, escorting him out of the Winter Haven Park with just a warding.

But later, Freimeyer allegedly trespassed again.

This time, a Polk County Sheriff's Deputy arrested him.

But here's where it gets really weird: every arrestee is reportedly put through a body scanner to ensure they aren't bringing weapons into jail.

But a weapon is not what the scanner turned up.

We got to go to Sheriff

Judd

for talk.

Let's check this clip.

Well, you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail.

He brought a thermos into the jail.

That's right.

Jesus.

He put it up the exit ramp.

You know what I mean?

Oh man.

A thermos

about this size.

No, it wasn't this one.

We saw that and we said, dude,

what are you doing here?

He said, well,

I put that inside my body and he didn't swallow it

24 hours earlier.

The deputy saved his life.

Oh, and that was after Walter threatened to kill the deputy for arresting him.

This guy looks like he shoves thermoses up his exit ramp.

What the fuck?

Bro.

So did they get it out?

I mean, fuck.

I hope so.

Yeah.

He was going to die if he don't.

I mean, that's like surgery, right?

Probably still held his temp.

It's one of them Stanleys.

That's right.

He probably could have put fucking.

The fucker still got ice in it.

He's walking around.

You can hear the ice fucking jiggling inside of him.

Woo!

Your little coat dropping.

Oh, man.

Bro, what the fuck is wrong?

I don't know, dude.

That's like, I don't even know how, how does something like that even become an idea?

Like, you look at a thermos, you're like, hmm.

Bro, that's a lot of patience.

Hmm.

That's a lot of patience, bro.

How do you know?

Huh?

What?

How do you know it's a lot of patience?

Any

oh man, huh?

Yeah.

So what have you tried to stick in your ass?

I have not tried to stick anything.

Are you sure?

Because you said that takes a lot of patience.

It sounded like you might have to do it.

I'm just like, I'm trying to imagine this dude do this shit.

Like, not like, like, I want to imagine it, right?

I don't.

What are we giving this?

I mean,

this is fucking...

I don't know what this is.

Bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all down there, man?

Yeah.

I'm going to have to rethink my Florida man

position.

Dude.

This guy's ruining it for y'all.

Y'all supposed to be out like wrestling gators and punching holes in drywall and

you know riding a mini bike you know to the sea store to get your dollar form energies you know

but instead you're sticking thermoses in your ass bro

that's got to

yep it's 24 hours bro

This guy's never seen a cold spoon in his life.

A what?

A cold spoon?

What's that?

No.

What's a cold spoon?

I don't get it.

Meth, bro.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, there's no doubt about that.

He's never seen a cold spoon in his life.

No.

Good God, man.

Fuck, man.

What are we giving Walter, bro?

Thumbs down.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Bro, what are you doing?

Somebody say you put the spoon in the thermos.

What are you doing?

Dude, dude, that has to hurt like a motherfucker walking around with that thing in you like that.

You sure?

How do you know?

No, you don't get to pull the same shit on me.

You're the one that said that takes patience.

I said that looks like it hurts in your stomach.

Ugh.

Fuck, man.

All right.

Well,

that's the show.

Bro, that's thermos in your ass.

Quality entertainment.

Get yourself an energy drink.

That's right.

Fuck, dude.

Buy one, give it a try.

A bunch of fucking geniuses over here.

Fuck.

Bro, bro.

Don't get many ideas.

Nope.

You got to, bro.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Don't even say it.

All right.

Well, guys,

Andy.

That's all I have.

All right, guys.

Appreciate you guys.

Don't forget dollar days at 7-Eleven this week.

We need you guys to have our backs.

Go in, get yourself one.

It's two bucks a day.

Get one.

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Fuck a bowl, fuck up stove.

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Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close.