850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds

what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys i gonna get right into it don't forget to share the show we don't run ads on the show we ask very simply that you help us grow the show and i know a lot of you guys do this but there's a lot of you that don't too don't take advantage don't be a shitbag don't be a whore don't be a hoe share the show yeah there you go i picked it up but you put down yeah i see that yeah it's because i did this yeah what's up dude what's going on man nothing man yeah a great day in america it is it's always a great day in america it is um speaking of america my uh you know i think sayette will be happy about it i made chicken shawarma the other night chicken shawawarma? Bro. Is that American? My house smelled like India.
That sounds like an Indian dish. Chicken shawarma is not an Indian dish.
It's Middle Eastern. It is? Yeah.
It's all the same. It smelled like over there.
Anything outside of America is the same. That's right.
It all smells the same. I didn't say that.
That's fucking... Hey, that's fucking racist.
I'm sorry. You shouldn't be racist in the first five minutes no we have to have racist immunity uh-huh the rest of the show and you just fucked it up yeah so at what point can we kick it in there four and a half okay start the timer we're at we're at 124.

Hey, are you going to tell everybody about your new job?

My new job?

Yeah, your new job.

First form.

Product development.

Oh.

Yeah, so thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, I want to show you guys something.

Yeah, I didn't know if we were going to make that a public statement.

So DJ got a new job at First Form as a product developer.

He came up with this.

First flavor that I decided to release. He wanted to do great but we got watermelon and i mean dude i thought it was i thought it was perfect the flavor i mean oh fuck dude no real talk i had to bring this in you can't get better than that no i had to bring this in it's so good.
This is the, and we don't do ads on the show, but since I own the company, it doesn't count. No.
Right? Yep. I like to share with you guys, you know, only the best of the best of the best things that make me say, wow.
And this is one of them. This is the new first formula, One Clear.
It mixes up like a juice. Dude, it's delicious.
Oh, you tried it? I tried it, yeah. Of course.
Come on, Andy. I forgot you developed it.
Yeah, product sampling. Who's going to ask to get the correct flavor? So DJ did develop it, so it's got 4,000 calories per scoop.
So that's the bad part. It's like Kool-Aid.
No, it's 90 calories calories dude and it is fucking amazing the left i did not think that the clear would be this good yeah it's the best i ever had so i just wanted to share that with you guys a lot of you guys are always asking uh what i'm taking or what i'm using now and this is what i've been using lately for my post workout this and the lemonade so i was just teasing about dj um making it uh he did request the flavor profile but uh it was a good one yeah you know we came out with the first watermelon protein ever back in like 2009 no i didn't know that yeah and it's it was always my favorite but this is uh this is a different level yeah so anyway i just wanted to share that with you guys.

I mean, dude, we offer 110% money back guarantee on everything that we do.

So if you fucking try it and it's not good, you can get your money back.

If you don't like it, you're probably racist.

Yeah, that's a fact.

It is what it is. If you can't laugh at jokes, you're probably racist too.

Definitely racist if you can't laugh at racist jokes.

Yeah, so good job on that product, bro.

Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
just wait for my next flavor yeah what we're gonna do cream soda next so you could you can make fun of me i was thinking like 11 herbs and spices 11 herbs and spices yeah i was thinking saltines yeah what what what what we're doing raisin flavor next for the white people bro we are we're doing raisins for all you white folks fuck yeah man we're gonna that's gonna be the next thing we're the first guys ever to come out raisin flavored protein we're fucking doing it it's fucking happening i'll be'll be honest. Raisin juice.
So raisin brand, the cereal?

Raisins are good. My favorite cereal.

Raisins are good. I don't care what anybody says.

The problem is y'all take that shit too far, bro.

Y'all put there. No, y'all.

No, who does that? I've never been to

a white thing.

Whatever you want to call it. I know you don't call it.

We call it barbecues. You guys

call it cookouts. I think you guys call it something else.

What? Bonfires? Irregardless. Gatherings of the Minds.
It's been called a couple of different things. Yeah, so anyway.
So anyway, I've never been to a white person cookout, all right, that had raisins in anything. Well, so you say we just made that shit up we just pulled it yeah okay all right yeah no it's like we make up the crime statistics what would be the next i want to hear this in the comments if we were going to make a flavor legit stereotypical of white people what would

it be mayonnaise no yeah i'm talking about something we would make that people would like nobody would like you guys love mayonnaise no they fucking i'm fucking i don't like mayonnaise i fucking hate it catch your flavor yeah that might work well just whatever it is it can't be too spicy so just keep that in mind figs what is figs well that's better than fucking pig's feet yeah man and you're on the roll baby i'm just saying i gotta get my game up yeah in, DJ. Yeah.
Well, we're after four and a half minutes. Dude, how about that lady calling you out for being racist? And then she's a white lady.
Well, first, she didn't listen to the show. No.
There's no doubt. She writes DJ.
She's like, oh, no, she wrote it on one of my videos. I used to listen to y'all's show until I figured out that homeboy was racist.
And she didn't know that he was fucking black. Bro, I remember asking.
I'm like, wait, is she talking about you or me? I didn't know. Bro, that was funny.
That was pretty funny. And then DJ goes and talks to her.
He's like, well, I think referring to a black man as homeboy is racist. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know. I told her, like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? The caudacity that you had there.
And then she deleted the comment. But it's fine.
Hey, you know what happens? We're all having fun here. Yeah, you know.
We all, listen, you didn't even get mad at her. It was just joking around.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. She was mad at us, though.
It's jokes, not dicks.

Don't take them too hard.

That's right.

That's the philosophy of the show.

That's exactly the philosophy.

Yeah.

And we're bringing people together by making fun of them.

Yeah, right.

Together.

Yeah.

Look, you can't be friends with people you can't make fun of.

I'm sorry.

I don't care what anyone says.

Honestly, if you don't make fun of me, I don't even know if you're my friend.

If I don't make fun of you, it means I really don't like you.

That's for real.

For real.

Because what I'm thinking in my head is so fucking mean that I can't say it.

Is that not true?

No, that's a true statement.

Yeah.

I think that's a universal truth right there.

That's right.

I love it.

I love it, man.

Well, guys, it is CTI.

Let's do some cruising. We got a lot to catch up on.
A lot of things have been happening. Dude, real talk.
Yeah. That is the best protein I've ever had in my life.
And we are known for making the fucking best protein. Quality.
If you guys are into protein, try it out. I guarantee you're going to love it.
Yeah. No, it's good.
How many times have I ever brought an actual product on the show to talk about I don't think I've ever done it I think we mentioned it in day in the life we did like a little product like what I do in the morning which by the way we're starting day in the life back up for a consistent series we'll have at least once a month working into two a month over the course of time so i just want to let you guys know that

but yeah dude i mean i don't bring shit on here unless it's fucking good it's gotta be good yeah so anyway yeah well so uh let's get into our cruise we got a lot of shit to cover catch up on deliberate on talk about um remember if you want to see any of these uh pictures articles links or videos go to andyffricella.com. I would also say, too, if you're listening to an audio, come over to the tube.
If you're listening to an audio, it is a fact that DJ is a black man. I am actually black, and so, therefore, I cannot be racist.
That's, you know, that's a fact. People who annoy you.
That's one of the greatest clips ever, dude. Bro, South Park has done so much for culture.
Yeah. Like, you know who else used to do a lot for culture, man? But they kind of fucking slowed it down.
Who? Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, yeah.
Yeah. Chappelle, back when he was doing the Chappelle show.
Yeah. You know, he made fun of everybody.
He made fun of white people. He made shit brings people together bro like all these people who you know can't laugh and can't you know joke around about our differences and all bro you're missing out on a really cool part of life no you're just a sad human it is sad it's sad it's sad because there's a lot of jokes to be told.

You'll be happier.

They make you laugh.

Bro, the Chappelle episode where he did the house swap, you know?

I don't remember that one.

Oh, bro. It is, I would say outside of Clayton Bigsby.

Clayton Bigsby is the best.

It's the set.

It's right there.

Yeah.

It's right there.

I got the DVD set.

What's that?

What's the DVD?

I know.

Thank you. It's right there.
It's right there. I got the DVD set.

What's that?

What's the DVD?

I know.

Fuck off.

Hey, so let's do the show. Fuck it around.

Guys, let's get into the show, man.

Go ahead. I'm just admiring this this shit's good it is good man it makes me happy i love i love when i'm shocked by our own products you know i'm saying like when i try it and i'm like good feeling fuck yeah well yeah dude it's just it does feel good yep well let's get into it man guys we got a lot to cover like i said feel good.
Let's get into it, man.

Guys, we got a lot to cover, like I said.

So let's get into these headlines.

Headline number one.

Let's get right into it.

Let's go to the

congressional address

that happened. We'll start there.

A lot of people

were calling this the State of the Union.

It wasn't a State of the Union.

It was just a joint session between our senators and our congressmen and women In which President Trump was invited as a guest to deliver some remarks So Trump's congressional address He detailed this, laid out the plans to enact the renewal of American Dream Is what he called it. That was the theme of the talk.
And there was some, you know, like I said, there was plenty of highs and lows during this debacle. I watched the entire thing.
I did too. You know, and I want to start with this, just saying that I believe, I genuinely believe this this that the communists the communists that run that have been running our government for so long i truly believe they have no shot of ever winning an elected office ever again i believe that now i mean there might be one pocket but like a majority i don't think it will ever happen again, bro.
They're exposing themselves way too much. Well, I'm going to be honest.
Like that doesn't matter because that's not how communism works. Okay.
Communism is a three steps forward, one step back ideology. They understand that they can push and push and push.
And then when they push too far, they back up and they're very patient. They've been playing the long game for 100 years.
This isn't five years. This isn't 20 years.
This has been going on for over 100 years. And to say that we think that they never have a chance again is, I think, a very dangerous statement because that's how they get a chance again and it's through complacency yeah and we're seeing it right like we're seeing people start to sort of uh calm down and you know turn their focus into other things which is which is okay but we have to make sure that we finish the job in terms of eradicating that ideology out of our government system um so you know that's gonna take a could take a few different things right like some like a lot of these people are guilty of major fraud.
Most of them are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of major fraud most of them are guilty of major fraud most of them are guilty of some sort of treasonous activity that isn't being prosecuted for whatever reason I don't know but they have sold out the American people for money and legitimately for money straight money yeah and some of them more than others you know i'm saying but like some of these people you buy off for 10 grand in a book deal yeah dude it's look dude it's uh it's something that needs to be dealt with completely you know it's like pulling a weed bro if you don't get the root out it's gonna come back and uh we we are a long way away from getting the root out and unless trump decides to like legitimately arrest these people they will be back yeah no that's a great well i mean i think it's not even up to trump really it's it's to your point it's the people calling for the shit to be held accountable yeah i i yeah i mean that's a big part of it dude we got trump four years.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I got to live the rest of my life here.
You got to live the rest of your life here. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's going to take a little bit more than Trump.
Listen, I'll tell you this. I'm not fucking putting up with this shit anymore.
Like, these people, I don't care what it takes. I don't care what it means.
I don't care what I got to do. I don't care what everybody's got to do.
I have no sympathy for them. They have no sympathy for us.
None. They have no intention for us to live peacefully in a prosperous manner in the country that is based upon a republic and capitalism and free enterprise and equal opportunity for all.
They don't align with any of that. They don't belong in the country.
And on top of that, they've stolen trillions of dollars over the last 20 years from us as taxpayers. So there's a lot.
And by the way, not all of them are Democrat. These people are smart.
They run people in Republican runs to gain power on both sides of the house senators and congressmen none of us know we don't recognize a name yes they're in there though right they're in there for sure it's a it's you know it's clearly the ones who say the republican and then align with all of the democrat bullshit yeah uh but yeah man i mean it's it's a it's an ideology that has to be eradicated from america and that eradication is going to stop with uh you know people not tolerating it at all yeah for sure um like i said we got a lot to dive in in in the speech overall i give trump's delivery and execution of it i give it a nine out of 10. He played the classic Trump.

I feel like it was more towards the

end of his speech. He got on the run there

and that was probably the most, I would

say, presidential

speech I've ever

heard from him.

It was the flow, the delivery.

It was great.

He also was going to throw some low jabs here and there.

I love that piece as well.

I want to first bring in

I'm going to go some low jabs here and there and i thought you know i love that piece as well um but let's i want to first bring in uh dude did you see him call elizabeth warren pocahontas oh yeah i got it okay so oh you do all right i thought we'll talk about when we get there i want to i want to first bring this up because i think this is important so this is uh an ap news article okay and of course like they always try to do, let's bring in some fact focus.

I'm not calling it fact checks no more.

Fact focus.

A look at false and misleading claims made by Trump during his address to Congress.

I'm proud of it.

Halfway doing the show, bro.

That's going to disappear.

Leave me alone. Keep going.
Do your fucking job. So let's look at some of these misleading claims quickly, shall we? The first thing that they're trying to say that we're bringing into a fact focus is they're saying that he overstated the numbers on his immigration crackdown.
So Trump quote, illegal boarding crossings last month were by far the lowest ever recorded ever. The facts they're saying is that Trump wrote in the truth social post on Saturday, the border patrol apprehended 8,300 people in the U S Mexico border last month, but U S government data shows that Border Patrol routinely averaged below that number in the 1960s.
Oh, we got to go back all the way to the 1960s to get the data. Got it.
With the lowest being in 1961 of 1,700 arrests. Oh, so we can go back to the 60s for that, but we can't go back to what the Democrats were saying about black people in the 60s? Yeah.
Right. Right.
We don't talk about that part. Interesting.
Yeah. Well, I'm also assuming, too, that the rate of the influx of people costing our borders was nowhere near the rates in 1961 either.
So, I mean, proportionately looking at through the rate, Trump's still right. I mean, we got 21 million fucking people in this country that shouldn't be here so um there's that um they also try to say that he overstayed i like this one he overstated hotel costs for non-citizens in new york right so you remember when uh anything over zero is unacceptable 100 100 but he he actually understated it andy because he was referencing 59 million dollars for that hotel, right? Well, I mean, actually, it was 58.6.
And actually, if you total up from the total payments from November of 23 to October of 24, it was actually 80.5. Yeah, and that's just one city.
Here's my favorite one. This is probably my favorite, favorite one.
The social security stuff. So AP, in this article, I shit you not, they say there's no evidence social security money is being paid to many people over age 100.
So Trump, quote, believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million social security members from people aged 100 and 100 to 109 3.6 you know he

laid out the facts everybody's familiar with this this is what they're claiming is the fact check on this quote from ap news the databases may list those people but that doesn't mean they're getting paid benefits now you know the best part about all of this though andy what's the fail safe they they have the card they still try to play anytime we want to question fraud and waste and abuse and misspending and any of that where what do they try to pull on to to you know as a final divide between the country they have to call it racist of. Of course, because it is.
It's racist. Let's check this out.
There are people who are charged with trying to find savings. So yes, it's an attack on government, but it's also an attack on this government.
What I mean by that is it's an attack on this government that used to be headed by a black man. It's an attack on this government that almost elected a black woman to the highest office in the land it's an attack on a government that has been more welcoming and more supportive of people who have come to this country in search for a better life okay so because we had a black president and because we almost elected a woman who pretends to be black and there's an argument that Barack Obama pretends to be black too.

We can't look at nothing.

Well,

I mean,

what does that,

I mean,

I don't understand what he's saying.

I don't understand what he's saying.

He's saying that,

you know,

we want to look into savings and the misuse and the fraud and abuse of our

tax dollars,

but,

but only because it was run by Barack Obama after eight after eight years so we can't look at it yeah because well this this is the same mentality of the crime statistics in america nobody wants to look or talk about them or acknowledge them and because we don't talk about them look at them or acknowledge them we can't get to the issues that are causing them which just causes more and more and more black people to be murdered in their own fucking neighborhoods okay so how do you address something you can't talk about how do you address fraud and abuse you can't we can't talk about it well how do you address low education scores in inner city communities if we can't talk about it yeah and it's but dude listen we we all know the game now the game is shame you into into being uh quiet because we'll call you a racist well that doesn't work anymore i don't know if you fucking figure this out you know it it doesn't work nobody cares people understand that it's a technique of manipulation at this point which is sad because there is actual racism that exists in certain parts uh in certain circumstances and by the way that racism extends outside of just black people to white people to indian people to fuck it there's always going to be shitty people that don't like other people because they have a different race or culture Yeah or culture there's always going to be that it's called good and bad and these guys take good and bad and turn it into all these little subcategories so that we will feel guilty and let them have their way and then when they show and that i'm not i'm talking about democrats and progressives communists That's how communists get in power, bro. They fucking guilt and shame and call you names and then get you to stand down because you're going to say, well, you know, like, what's it going to, it's okay.
Well, look at what's happened now. Look at what's going on.
Look at, we have in our school systems, we have teachers allowing their kids to transition, encouraging their kids to transition outside of the knowledge of their parents. We have men and women's locker rooms totally naked with their dicks hanging out.
We haven't taken titles from girls. We haven't injuring girls.
OK, we have grown men who dress up as women because they want to be in the women's bathroom who are legitimate pedophiles. They have infiltrated the LGBTQIA plus community.
And inside that community, we have people who sympathize with them. Now we have an effective name for them.
Minor attracted people. No, those are called fucking pedophiles, bro that we're not going to tolerate that and

We have all these backwards things happening in the world, dude

It's not just that it could go on and on and on and on and on but that's what we get

When we are shamed in the silence

For for things that just aren't true, bro

You all know if you're racist in your heart or not everybody knows knows. You know, like, don't let someone call you shit just because you're pointing out some actual fucking data.
No, it's crazy, man. Bro, you know what's racist? You know what the most racist shit is? Is that we can't talk about the things and the situations get worse in these communities.
Well, racist if you point out the crime data no you're racist for not allowing me to point out the crime data because then we can't fix it which only causes more crime and more death in that community so who really cares right the people who want to say hey this is a fucking problem right but like the say, oh, you're racist for pointing that out, those people are the actual racists. It's insane.
Because if they weren't, they would actually care about solving that problem. And this political party, the Democrats, which is now a large part of them, communists, not all of them, but a lot of them, these people don't give a fuck about solving that problem.
And you have to ask yourself why that is. Why do these people so blatantly not give a shit about solving these problems that exist in these communities? Well, because they maintain their power and make more money by the problems that they create.
That's right. They create more problems and they promise false promises.
and we have a culture that says, you know, because I'm this race, I vote this way. And it's just not, you know, it's it's it's not effective or right or true.
And they're taking advantage of those communities. And it really drives me fucking insane.
It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
other things that was going on during this uh

address in this joint session um trump did call elizabeth warren pocahontas yeah and then they called her they called him racist for it so what's more racist like calling him pocahontas or pretending to be an american indian to benefit you on applications there you go what's more racist you know i mean dude well first of all pocahontas wasn't even a real fucking person

you benefit you on applications there you go what's more racist i mean dude well first of all pocahontas wasn't even a real fucking person i don't know if she was or wasn't she wasn't how do you know she didn't fucking exist how do you know i mean like was there maybe a lady yeah sure maybe but like this actual story it's a fucking fictional story a cartoon isn't it no bro pocahontas helped lead fucking lewis and clark through the fucking

oh did she yeah through the mountains of the west exploring she was a native american who helped lewis she's a she's a fucking actual person oh yeah see this is my point they this is my point this is what you don't get in your public schools i didn't get this yeah that's was Disney bro see so you said Lewis and Clark oh she was in Missouri she was a Missourian I don't know where she came from but she was a Native American well she ain't fucking Elizabeth Warren that's no shit and she's the racist for pretending to be that so she could get ahead in her own life.

Bro, these people screaming the loudest about USAID are the ones stealing the most.

They're all stealing it.

Why do you think they're screaming?

They're stealing it.

And Elizabeth Warren has screamed the most.

Well, she's worth almost $70 million.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I mean, she's completely benefiting out of it.

I mean, I like that he called it out. Let's check the clip yeah do you want to keep it going for another five years yeah yeah you you would say Pocahontas says yes which like even that though right like it's a joke he is trying to bring peace he's trying to bring fucking peace to an endless,

pointless proxy war.

And he's like, oh, you guys want this for

another five years? She said yes.

Well, of course. He's getting paid,

bro. If I said to you, would you

like to get paid millions of dollars a year?

Yeah.

But otherwise I'd take, would you like to get

that for the next five years or no?

She's not thinking about anything other than what it means to her.

It's disgusting, bro.

But it wasn't just Elizabeth.

I mean, one, yeah, she doesn't look shit like Pocahontas.

If Pocahontas looks like what she did on Disney, that ain't it.

Because that Pocahontas was kind of cute.

She looks like an old piece of shit.

Oh, well, you think that's bad.

I want to know what the fuck is this, bro what is that bro that lady on the right was elected in 1990 jesus christ like dude bro what you know what it is bro it started to become the battle of the good looking people versus the bad looking people like there is no good looking democrats bro what is that that's like look how mad and miserable they are bro look at her face they all look like villains because they are but like legit like bro like that looks like what's the dude penguin from gotham that looks like his mom yeah do you did you see Gavin Newsom doing that uh that

interview that interview yeah with uh Charlie Kirk yeah and did you did you see look bro he that uh Newsom's somewhat intelligent and he is able to read the room at a higher level than all these people he went on charlie kirk and basically moved way back center and all the democrats were like fuck you but well dude he's smart he realizes there's nobody over there anymore nobody okay we took all the best ones he's moving into the middle to try and scoop some of these middle guys into his uh you know campaign yeah and and dude it's a it's a smart move and people have short memories and they're not going to really remember what he did during covid or how he you know let his cities rot and then cleaned him up for china's president like he burned down his fucking bro i you know what is that bro i don't fucking know it's a they them fuck they them energy energy could you imagine waking up and like no seeing that fuck no bro i've never seen anything like that until it was shown on the tv i didn't know it existed yeah and she's like dressed like a homeless person he's just like a peacock dude who cares these people are they're insane corrupt criminals she just looks like the perfect fucking villain bro she really does i'm sure she's a nice lady no she's not i'm sure she isn't i don't even have to know her bro i'm sure she's got butterscotch and peppermint in her pockets, bro. She's nice.
With fucking cyanide in them. Yeah.
Bro, she looks like the fucking chick that gave Snow White the apple, bro. Yeah.
That's what she looks like, bro. Yeah, that's right.
That's what she looks like. Yeah, my pretty.
Isn't that Cruella DeVille? No, that's Dalmatians. But she looks like Cruella too.
How do you know all these Disney movies but you don't know Days of Thunder? I got two girls, bro. You don't know Days of Thunder? You still haven't watched it? It was on the agenda this past weekend.
But I forgot what I did. I did something else.
I got pressure. I got NASCAR drivers hitting me up yeah I know because they listen to the show and they're like dude they're hitting me up too they're like fuck that guy yeah like telling me to get my shit together one of them called me NASCAR is for black people one of them called me Bubba Wallace bro I didn't know if it was a compliment or I don't know does bubble Wallace win races Bubble Wallace Why are you laughing That's pretty fucking funny That's not funny bro That is funny So now I know why you've been working out But yeah I'll get there bro You have will watch it.
All right. Well, it's a good movie.
You're missing out. Yeah.
Other things. I want to also bring this up as part of this speech, because you talk about reaching the low of the low, okay, the low of the low.
And Trump, he had plenty of special guests that he would one of that he that he you know would would you know one of the nation to i guess see and address um and memorialize them um you know one of them being uh this 13 year old boy uh dj daniel um and uh he made uh it was a it was awesome it was awesome bro listen i don't care you could be the shit like the the number one shit bag in the world there is no way that you could watch that and not not feel like a like a little flicker in there in your heart you know i'm saying just like oh okay that's cool doesn't matter what side you own bro and it was absolutely disgusting what those fucking people did.

Yeah.

Or more importantly, what they didn't do.

That's right.

I guess you should say.

I think everybody saw it right now.

Yeah.

I mean, everybody's seen it.

Trump makes boy with brain cancer.

Honorary Secret Service agent at congressional address.

Let's check this clip.

DJ, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all.

I am asking our new Secret Service director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. Look at all that racism.
So racist. Look at all that racism that's happening right there

that's fucking awesome dude that's fucking awesome that's the guy that fucking uh pulled trump off the stage yeah shooting too that was his uh look at that that's awesome dude dude like i like bro listen you could run over a litter of kittens bro i'm talking about heartless yeah and watch that and like all right yeah listen dude these these people are shitbags bro okay and like i actually believe you know look, I walked in the next day and my dad who normally

doesn't say anything like political, he's not like a big political guy.

I was in the, I was in the conference room over there.

I forgot which one it is.

The one with the metal table.

And what's that one called?

I think it's Charlie. Charlie um i was in there and he came walking in he's like man he's like do you see that that uh trump last night and i'm like yeah and he goes dude those got those democrats committed political suicide on national television and i'm like you think and he's like oh my god he's like dude when they didn't clap for that little boy he's like everybody i talked to you know thought it was the most disgusting thing ever and like dude how out of touch strategically like even if you are a shit bag like you're not going to pretend that you're not?

That's what I'm saying.

Imagine how fucking stupid are you?

No, I did

this with Alex when we were watching this. Imagine

because all them fucking

they all talk to each other. We're not clapping for

anything, right? And they fucking call

out DJ Daniel.

Fuck.

They didn't know what to do. It's a black boy.
Well, what happened here's what happened this is what actually happened they made their uh protest known before the event which is stupid yeah they showed okay yeah so they put out that they weren't going to clap and that they were going to yell and scream and throw shit at Trump. And.
Trump found that out ahead of time. And so I'm fairly certain that he did everything he could to make them look ridiculous, which he accomplished.
Definitely accomplished. There's no doubt about that.
But like the sick, like you would think it ended there. Right.
No claps, no applause, no standing ovations for this kid.

But these motherfuckers will stand when Zelensky comes in and gets $50 billion. Well, yeah, because they're getting some of it.
Or when Netanyahu comes in, they'll stand for five minutes straight. Because we all know they suck that dick.
Yeah, bipartisanship. Yeah.
Right? But you would think... We'll stand up and cheer for our hardworking Americans tax dollars to be sent overseas to other countries for any reason.
We'll cheer for that because we know that we're getting a piece of that back in our own pockets. But we're not going to cheer for Lake and Riley's mother and sister, okay, who were in attendance.

We're not going to cheer for this young man, DJ, who's had to go through 13 fucking brain surgeries, bro.

At 13.

Bro, the Abbey Gate bomber, the fucking Afghanistan withdrawal, not one Democrat clapped or stood for that.

We just brought the fucking terrorist mastermind back.

That day, and Trump announced on the floor, nobody clapped for that. None of them clapped for it.
It's fucking sickening, bro. It's fucking sickening.
Now, the worst part about that DJ Daniel thing, like I said, nobody clapped about it. Okay, whatever.
It's what happened after. Okay? I got a clip here.
This is Maxine Waters. Okay.
Maxine Waters says that Trump misused angel families and the child with brain cancer in his speech. Let's check this clip.
Pretty awful. And I really did not like the way he used the tragic incidents and the families that were there who of course appreciated, you know, what they think is their president caring about what happened to the 12-year-old and to others who were victims.
And we all feel sad and bad for them, but he misused them. He misused them.
And what he did was he focused on them instead of focusing on the real issues that we're dealing with now.

Yeah, he misused them.

Yeah, you got AOC posing

at the border to nobody.

Yeah, he used them. Yeah, or

pretending to be arrested with no

cuffs on. Andy, he

used them. Oh, or like

when they all kneeled

for BLM with their fucking traditional African scarves on. Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, Trump misused them for sure. For sure.
Definitely not political. I think half those people died from taking a knee for fucking nine minutes.
Bro, dude, listen. This is how fucking stupid they are.
This is how fucking stupid they are this is how fucking stupid they are used them bro listen they're taking a knee with a like a traditional african cloth i don't know what you call it you can take off no that's not what it's called i don't know what the fuck it's called but these this is these guys george floyd is a fucking american right you know what the fuck it's called, but these, this is, these guys, George Floyd is a fucking American. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, like, what? That's what I'm saying. Like, what the fuck is going on here, bro? Like, are you going to, like, if something happens to me, y'all going to fucking put an Italy flag around your neck? Like, I'm fucking American, man.
You know what I'm saying? Like, these people are so fucking ridiculous, dude. The dude's not even fucking African.
He's fucking American. He's born here.
Bro, that's great. It's the truth.
Oh, that's so good. Well, dude, they can't see it like that.
Bro, what the fuck? Well, hold on. This is actually a great point.
do not see black americans as american no they don't democrats don't they don't that's fucking insane they don't or i mean it's insane like they look like this is like dude i just kind of like connected this but like to even do that like if okay if we're all here right and it's just our guys in the room here, and let's say something happens and we're like, fuck, that was super racist. We're going to fucking take a knee for this.
Nowhere in my mind am I like, let's go find some African guard. That's his ancestry.
Yeah. Let's put some kilts on for Andy real quick.
Like, bro, like what the fuck? fuck Zeeshan what would we have to wear for you just throw some curry on your head no we're strong we would have to throw some Tevas on in the winter time we have to get some fucking sandals and wear them on the coldest day of the year to honor Zeeshan what do we do for Bosniansians? What do we do for Bosnians? You don't talk shit about Bosnians, bro. No, no.
We put the Puma track suits on. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. That's right.
Here's what I've learned about Bosnians, bro. Most of them are real quiet and you don't fuck with them.
No, no, you don't fuck with Bosnians. And by the way, if you're good with them, they're fucking loyal motherfuckers, bro.
Yeah. And they're hard workers.
Oh, they're great people. Yeah.
Great people. But they prefer knives to guns.
That's not good. Yeah, I don't like knives.
Yeah. Fuck no.
You know what they say. What? If you see a knife run, if you see a gun charge.
You fight them. Yeah.
Yeah. Fight the gun, run from the knife.
Yeah. That's, what uh what's the name i did it backwards how'd you learn that lesson yeah oh shit man but it cost me my fucking face yeah uh you know now if you thought maxine waters was bad we gotta go one more step okay um let's go to msnbc um bro that blows my mind like Like, they don't even see, they didn't even see George Floyd as an American.
Now, I wonder, like, how, like, you know, true to culture they were with those scarves. Like, did they steal them to really get in tune with the well the worst part is

hold on shut the fuck up the worst part is is that you know like they were all gathering there and somebody's like handing them out you know out of box make sure you put this around your neck make sure you do this it's not like they were wearing like whatever yeah look at fat jerry nadler not even able Like, whatever.

Look at fat Jerry Nadler not even able to kneel.

Nadler the Rizzler.

Hey, fucking fat ass.

Where's he been?

You can't kneel.

Probably fucking in the wood chipper.

You can't kneel because you're so fucking fat.

Maybe you should do something about it. Yeah.

He would be the same height either way. I mean, he's a little dude.
He's a little guy. Anyway.
But, you know, okay, Maxine, you're right. Trump used him.
Cool. But let's go a step lower on the fucking poll to hell that these people are going to be going to um msnbc's wallace concerned young cancer survivor might kill himself have you seen this shit holy shit it's it's one of the most absurd statements that i've seen made in public and that includes like the internet and that's saying it's a lot yeah like like bro i look around at all the conspiracy pages and like all the guys who are on the far left and the guys on the far right and i see some crazy ass shit being said but this is up there man bro this might be at the top it's gonna be hot down there bro yeah it's gonna be fucking hot down there let's check this clip out but i think this was a lesson in finding one thing that that you let yourself feel and i let myself feel um joy about dj and i hope he's alive for another you know 95 years right and i hope he lives um and the life he wants to live he to be a cop.
He knows what he wants to do. And maybe when you have childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you.
And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer. But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.
And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide. And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy and then lived to see donald trump pardon those people well that's pretty absurd there's a special place bro these people they're still talking about j6 nobody gives a fuck okay everybody most regular people who are reasonable and have common sense understand that J6 was a psyop.
It was a sham. Yes, they understand that.
They understand that the guys that were held and the girls that were held for four years without any trial or process. Yeah, like they understand that's very wrong.
And so like these people what what they're doing obviously their job is not to give their opinions that's not an opinion their job is to push a narrative for your yeah and so they try to work their narrative in with their commentary and uh that's how it turns out when it's not authentic she doesn't actually believe that she fucking knows that's not true look at look at the way she says it like at the end she starts tying it in it doesn't even make sense no how'd you get from a to a to be there because it dude the fact that it was even mentioned there shows it really exposes how they have to work the narrative into these stories and like dude it's disgusting why yeah it's disgusting it's disgusting but dj had a message to them did you see this i hope he fucking arrested him yeah dj's uh 13 year old honorary secret service agent dj daniel has a message for democrats after meeting with president trump this is what he had to say such an honor to have met you what he has one more thing to say i won't interrupt you if you're a democrat and you're being mean to president trump i'm on your bumper bro he ain't playing that's a polite way to say i'm on your ass yeah well fucking dj's on it bro i think we're gonna be good i think we're gonna be good oh man if dj's're going to be good. We'll be all right.
He knows right from wrong. You know what's funny? That little guy knows right from wrong better than those people do.
No doubt. No doubt, man.
I couldn't imagine a world. Like, I really couldn't imagine a world.
Like, even, and by the way, I don't identify with either of these groups. I try to, like think in every scenario, you know, like I don't say, oh, I'm on this team so that I can agree with it.
I don't do that. No, it's not how I look at the world.
I don't look at the world like that. If I looked at the world like that, I couldn't be successful in business.
Okay. I have to evaluate each person, each decision.
Unemotionally. Yes.
Unemotionally. So so but here's the things i've noticed like when you know uh biden was in power and fucking you know he they would come in and say things even if you know necessarily and this used to make us mad we've covered this on the show're like, why the fuck are they clapping? And they were clapping to certain things out of courtesy because it's the decorum of this chamber and what we've done for hundreds of years.
It's supposed to be civil discourse. But it is not civil anymore.
It's very uncivil. It's very mean.
It's very nasty. immoral and uh you know it's caused primarily by one group of people and america knows it because they just got their asses beat they can't help it yeah and i and dude you would think like you would really think i can tell you this if we were on a team let's say we were them we were the democrats us here okay and us listening i gotta come a dick off yes okay so so we're all on that team right and i'm in the group and let's say i'm not even the leader of the group i'm not even the leader dude like you're the leader okay and we come in and And we're like, holy shit, dude.
We just got our asses kicked. Like, what the fuck? Yeah.
And you said, well, here, you know what we need to do? We need to do more of that. We just didn't do it enough.
Yeah, right. That's what it was.
You know, we just didn't harass them enough. We just didn't have enough propaganda.
We just didn't steal steal enough we just didn't call them enough names or shame them enough like that's the level of intelligence that these people have and they've shown it with their actions over the last 60 days or six weeks they're not coming back from where they went they are not moving off of that. And they are not smart enough to understand that if they continue to press, they're just going to lose more and more and more and more and more.
They're doubling down. All right.
Yeah. So if I'm in that group, I'm going to say, guys, listen, I know I'm new here.
I know I'm the lowest ranking dude, but I'm going to tell you what I think. And what I think is, is that if we don't change our messaging and we don't pivot towards where the culture is, because culture is upstream from politics and we answer the culture, not culture created by us, we're going to have to make some changes or we're never going to win again.
And everybody's going to be like, oh, and I'm going to say, well, do you want to win or do you want to lose? What do I know? I'm new here, but that's my to be like oh and i'm going to say well do you want to win or do you

want to lose what do i know i'm new here but that's my observation right and you know that's

it's amazing it's amazing to me which i'm thankful for that nobody's doing that with them

like it's great it's it's like it's really weird yeah guys jump in on this conversation

let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's crew some of these comments.
What? That's my favorite time. We got some good ones here today.
All right. Yeah.
This first comment comes from at EBH62. You guys are very good at telling us what's going on around the world,

but you guys have no idea what good food is.

How the fuck are you going to get to 350 pounds

and don't know what the fuck good food is?

You got to know a thing or two.

Motherfucker, have you been 350?

I've been 350.

I have too, okay?

Have you been 350, EBH, 62?

Probably not.

That's all I got to say.

All right.

What?

I want to know what this guy thinks good food is.

Yeah, right.

What do you mean?

How do we know?

What are you talking about?

I'm offended.

You're fat shaming us right now.

We are.

There's some things I know in life.

I only know a few things, but what I do know is how to eat. And I know what good food is.
Yeah, listen. You ain't got to believe.
I know. You and me, we're the fat boys.
We get it. You know the fat boys music group? There used to be a group called the fat boys.
Fat boys, do they die? Probably. Remember that, Joe? The fat boys? Because it's not good for you, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, EBH, drop a pic.

I need to see a picture.

Yeah, listen, dude.

If you're going to drop a comment like that, we got to know what you look like.

We got to know.

We got to see what the fuck you're eating.

Now, if he's like 600 pounds, we're like, okay.

All right.

We'll bow. We'll bow to your greatness.
I will bow to your gluttony. But I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I don't think so either, man. I trust DJ and I over you, bro.
Let's have a cook-off. Me and you versus them.
Him? Nobody out there could could beat us bro yeah i agree with that now if you're an actual professional chef i'll kick their ass like chef eric and shit i'll kick his ass no we ain't doing that gordon ramsey it's on no okay i would like to kind of get gordon because like he get pissed off and shit bro i cook i will i'll cook him i don't think so he's still british bro like you gotta remember like yeah he does all right but he's still that is true man still british that's why he's so famous over beans and toast bro i'll kick his ass i like gordon i like his car collection and i think he's awesome on tv yeah handsome guy i don't want to fucking i don't even want to do that i want the smoke no you don't all right he'll kick your ass i think he'll beat your ass physically too yeah well that's debatable yeah you wouldn't why would you want that to be the case i'm just saying he just seems like he seems like he's pretty tough i don't pay you to beat people up i pay you to shoot people that's true yeah that's true uh our next comment comes from ed rubin plata rubin but that is kind of weird that I can out shoot you too. Okay.
What the fuck am I doing? Now I got this guy on my podcast. This is misinformation.
He can barely read. Okay.
He can't fucking shoot. He can't fight.
Doesn't work out until somebody calls him fucking what do they call him

what do you call him bubble bubble wallace

fuck dude that's funny bubble did they really call you i really got called that

bro we're gonna start making shirts with all like the funniest joke of the show like

like we're gonna get you a shirt it's gonna say bubble wallace yeah it'd be great i'm so excited

Thank you. Bro, we're going to start making shirts with the funniest joke of the show.
We're going to get you a shirt. It's going to say Bubba Wallace.
Yeah. It'd be great.
I'm so excited. I know.
This next comment. I'm going to get one that says I love raisins.
We got another comment, man. This next comment comes from Ruben Plata.
Ruben Plata. I do not salt my food.
Too spicy. Hold the pepper.
ZShot's going to wear what it says. I wear sandals in the snow.
Now, in all fairness, you're not a sandal guy. Right? You are? No, I'm not.
I hate Indian people here. You hate them yeah so you hate indian people yeah and you hate black people and i'm over here making jokes about both of us yeah but see i like everybody yeah you guys really do hate them that's right you know what what i kind of hate white people yeah welcome to the group yeah yeah everybody hates i'm just joining in yeah right huh yeah that's the truth joe i hate everybody i hate everyone equally i do good good or bad that's how i look at the world yep that's it i don't give a fuck what how tan you are bro what the fuck you you know prefer to eat yeah but if you're a shitbag who you prefer to eat huh you prefer to eat? Huh? Yeah.
Like barbecue? Like that motherfucker in Haiti? Yeah. Barbecue? Yeah.
How's barbecue doing? I don't know. I don't know.
I think the smoke pits are still rolling. Listen, man.
I mean, see, he gets it, though. He does.
He's like, you know, like Vlad the Impaler, dude. He won his battles by scaring the opponents so bad they didn't fight him.
So now nobody fucks with barbecue because he's like, fuck, dude. I'll be dinner.
Yeah. Bro, that's some wild shit.
All right. I wouldn't care if someone cooked me after I died.
Andy, what? I'm just saying. I wouldn't think about that.
Well, you'd be dead. You couldn't think about it.
it yeah but he must be barbecuing them alive because that would be scary that'd be because they're scared of him that would suck that would suck well see if trump did some shit like that or we had some fucking leadership that was willing to hold people accountable and we did a couple things like that we wouldn't have any fucking problems it'd be good for a minute dude yeah we'd be good for a minute that dude that killed lake and riley fucking straight on the barbecue pit bro alive yeah you know dude you ever seen uh you haven't seen it you guys ever seen fucking uh indiana jones the temple of doom okay where they lowered a dude in the cage on the fire and shit that's what we should be doing that's what we should do you know i know you've never seen it no i haven't seen that i know about the the old uh torture method like there was like this big metal bull they would put people in and then light the fire underneath a bowl or a bull like with a life-size bull but it was made of metal and they put them inside they put them inside seal it up and then light a fire underneath it yeah it's wild anyway yeah yeah well uh we're gonna have to see some certification here on your weight um and what country you come from because some of you guys have no idea how to eat good food and i've been to these countries yeah some are good some not so good not so good man um let's check out this next comment. This is Ruben Plata.

He says, Papa John's stock went down because of Andy.

I mean, I hope not.

I'm not trying to, like, fucking.

Did they really?

It really did.

Holy shit.

It went down fucking three bucks.

It really did. When I selected the comment, that was real time.

You can see the date over there too.

March 5th, 2.40 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

Whoa.

This actually happened.

This happened.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm not making this up.

Wait, wait, wait.

So when the show aired, it started going down?

It's the day after.

But yeah, it was going up.

If you go to the one month category, it was going up.

But then last two days, it went down. Oh down oh damn I didn't mean to do that shit I was just telling a fucking funny ass story I mean real talk I'm not eating Papa John's and we're not having it here but I mean if you guys want to fucking eat I don't give a shit dude I don't like that I don't want to hurt nobody I'm not not into that shit.
You guys can eat it. Your voice has influence.
I'm going to say, what else can we influence? That makes me feel bad. Hold on, Andy.
Hold on. We can probably be able to use this.
I'm not into that shit, bro. I'm just saying what my decision is and how I run my little area.
Well, okay. You guys go out and order yourself Papa John's today.
Well, just stay with me real quick. Okay.
Because we might be able to use this to our advantage. Uh-huh what else could we you know well I mean yeah but see you got to use that responsibly that's what I'm saying yeah responsibly of course yeah of course you asking me do we have something do we have something I don't know I mean I'm just saying I mean I mean there's some fucking people on the internet I'd like to fucking put down.
Yeah. I'd like to drop their stock.
Yeah. Maybe we'll start doing that.
Maybe we'll put that. Maybe that'll be after Cruz, the comment.
It'll be asshole of the internet of the day. I like it.
Catchy. Asshole of the internet of the day.
Of the day. On the flip side, somebody also commented that they will order a Papa Jones pizza to every S2 location.
Oh, that's fucking bad. You're a shithead.
I'll do that. That's a hater.
Yeah, that's just a hater, bro. So anyway, listen, don't be doing that shit.
I don't like that. That makes me feel bad, bro.
It really does. I'm not trying to hurt any of the companies.
Yeah, not real. They just did me wrong, so I don't support them.
Yeah, that's real. Look, dude, I'm all about people deciding for themselves.
What I don't like is when people try to ruin other people, and that was not my intent at all. Like, I was just sharing a funny story.
Yeah, just 5%. They'll be fine.
Huh? I'm sure they'll bounce back. It'll be all right.
You really think that I have? There's no way. Bro, this is real.
No way. That is real.
i actually thought of photoshopping it but i actually went and checked online and that's a screenshot oh you thought about just photoshopping yeah i did yeah yeah so oh shit but it's real fuck around find out bro it's great i like it it is what i'm saying we could use this responsibility yeah look dude i listen there's all kinds of good people that are employed by papa john's i ain't trying to hurt anybody oh it went back up it's at 46 52 right now all right good yeah but still you should buy katie's pizza okay user's better yeah buy katie's pizza or emo's pizza yep or The fucking Antoninos. Yep.
Or fucking Antonino's.

Antonino's.

Those are the three pizzas that are acceptable before that.

I stand on that.

Yep.

I'm with you.

We got one last comment.

This is interesting.

It's a little breathy, but it's a good comment.

Oh, wait.

Hold on.

If it's breathy, it must have come from somebody on the left because their comments are like always 50 paragraphs. No, that's a good one.
Oh, really? Yeah, that's good. Okay.
That's good. This is from Ethan Peterson, 8463.
Okay, so Andy and DJ came in clutch today. I live in a small town in northwest Arkansas called Pea Ridge.
I was definitely speeding at least 15 over. I got stopped by an officer.

I'm sitting in my truck thinking this dude is going to hang me to dry.

On top of my speed, my tags are way past due.

I was listening to today's episode,

and the officer gets to the window,

asks for my ID and all that information.

I proceed to hand him that,

along with inform him of what was in my armrest.

Pew, pew.

The officer looks at my screen and seeing the show was playing he looks at me straight faced and asked are you a hoe i i'm thinking what the fuck is this guy talking about then it hits me he's a fan like myself after shooting the shit for a minute he asked again if I'm a hoe. I said, hell no, I share the show.

He then asked me to prove it, so I sent it to the first five contacts in my phone.

He tosses me my shit, walks to his car yelling, don't be a hoe, share the show, and slow your ass down.

Thanks, fellas. You saved me a pretty penny.
Keep it up.

And P.S. Wendy's fries are the best.
Get the fuck out if you say different.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about. It's a good story, man.
We're saving pennies. That's like the third or fourth story we heard about that from the police.
Happened quite a bit, man. Yeah.
That cop's definitely not a hoe. No.
Dude, that's awesome. That's funny.
Yeah. He's a popo.
Yeah, well, popos ain't hoes. No, they're not.
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It's still surreal to me that people actually listen to us. like hearing a story like that or like dude like like seeing the hat places you know I'm saying like on the internet randomly looking Mount Kilimanjaro yeah like that was fucking badass shit like that like the Elon guy the guy who got the guy with Elon yeah Who won the million bucks.
Like, dude, it's cool.

Yeah.

You know what's real cool about it, though, too, is when people see it, they automatically

know they're cool.

That's a good dude.

Yeah.

That's a good girl.

That's a good woman.

Yeah.

For sure.

We're going to take the world over, man.

One hoe at a time.

That's right.

That's Elon's slogan.

All right, guys. we got headline number two um let's check in on our migrant situation headline number two reads there is no america without migrants says democrat attorney general well there's no america without immigrants yeah immigrants and migrants are not the same two different That's right.
Two different things. America would not exist without migrants.
Connecticut Democrat Attorney General William Tong told his political allies this week, speaking on Tuesday to the Immigration Community Meeting, sponsored by Latinos for Educational Advocacy and Diversity. That sounds like some USAID shit.
This was held in Connecticut. Tong renewed his pledge that Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont's administration will continue to, quote, protect, honor, and respect our immigrants and immigrants' families, the Norwich Bulletin reported.
He also insisted that so-called, quote-unquote, birthright citizenship must be protected. Birthright citizenship has increasingly come under fire for lending automatic citizenship to birth tourists, women who become pregnant from other countries just to bear their child on U.S.
soil in order to be eligible for the United States welfare and other benefits. So I thought that was interesting.
It is migrants. But here's an interesting thing.
This hit me today when I was putting the show together, bro, is that I'm starting to see like the Democrats have always been Democrats. OK, but I feel like I'm starting to see some really alarming correlations with like this migration thing and slavery.
Like these people are fighting for their slaves. Right.
the you know you had the south fighting to to keep slavery going and then you got you know our modern day democrats fighting to keep their migrants which they are trying to use to replace the vote and like they're fighting for the people that they're oppressing well i mean bro you you listen to what they say when you start asking them about the importance of migrants and one of the first things they say is like who's going to cut your grass? Or who's going to pick your fruit? Or who's going to, like, that in itself shows you the worldview they have of these people. They see them as a subservient class, which is absurd because no job and no working people are subservient of any class, In my opinion, if you work hard and you do the best that you can, that's respectable.
It doesn't matter if you're sweeping the floor. It doesn't matter if you're taking the garbage.
It doesn't, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're running the country, like dude, do the best you can.
And I admire that. It doesn't matter.
I think that's respectable and deserves respect at any level. But it's interesting because these people who say these things don't work for anything that they have.
They get elected into office and then they funnel the money into their own pockets. And then, you know, at the same time, think of themselves as a higher class of people than these people who are coming across the border.
Like, that's pretty fucking ironic in my opinion. And then on top of that, you know, I don't think that any of this has anything else to do with these people, the quote unquote migrant class serving the left elite, very wealthy.
Because like, dude, the only people that vote Democrat, it's one of two kinds of people. It's either very privileged, upper middle class or upper class people who really haven't had to work or build or create anything on their own and they pray i mean i guess that's the best word for to use and manipulate the poorest class into aligning with them to maintain their power play which Which is the other demographic that vote.
Bro, it's an inauthentic position. It's a position of manipulation.
The reason they do all this crazy shit isn't because they're stupid. It's because they believe themselves to be of a higher class of people, and then they look at people who are too busy trying to survive and say oh there's an opportunity for me and then they go talk to those people and they say we're going to fix this we're going to fix that and then they're smart enough to realize that if they keep these people in that position they will continue to get the votes so when they say things like you know we want these migrants and the migrants are, you know, America wouldn't exist without migrants.
The motivation behind that isn't anything other than to serve themselves. And it's not about making a life for these migrants.
They don't give a fuck about this birthright citizenship or taking care of these people or giving them health care or anything like that fuck dude they promote the murder of american babies like it's fucking the biggest thing in the world right okay and you know it's so it's weird to me that people can't that all people can't see this or more people can't see it like what i'm what i'm yeah but like it's so blatant yeah it's very obvious it's very obvious and like i mean that but that's the point of the show right we draw these conclusions we connect these dots um because you know the thing is like this is not it's not pocketed anymore it's not just this one little like they're overexposing themselves to the point where i think more people will get it because it's too obvious, right? Like, so let's go. Um, there was, uh, all, a lot of, not a lot.
There's four major democratic mayors, right? Blue city mayors, um, sanctuary city mayors as they're called. They got summoned to DC,C.
to speak with.

It was a congressional hearing is what it was on the immigration crisis and how they were handling it.

And I got to check a little bit of this out.

But I knew I knew, Andy, that this was not going to go well because of how it started.

You remember Michelle Wu?

So she's the mayor of Boston.

We just had her on on the last show.

This is how she decided to kick it off. Let's hear what she had to say.
You belong here. This is your home.
Boston is your home. Boston is your home.
This is our city. We are the safest major city in the nation because we are safe for everyone you mean like like the dude that went into fucking chick-fil-a and tried to stab fucking people you like safe like that i don't i don't i mean this lady's insane i don't i think there was a mix of like spanish and something else too yeah i mean who knows she she's so corrupt she could be just making noises and pretending like it's different language you know i'm saying like we don't fucking know uh but you know again these congressional hearings are kind of led they're led by you know i would say true patriots um james james comers on there um you had uh uh, Representative Paul Luna.
I mean, she's awesome. Byron Donalds is on there.
He was the first person to kind of chime in on this and get this shit kicked off. So let's check out what he had to say.
Did your city spend on illegal immigration? Do you have a round number? Over the last couple of years on all newcomers, whatever their status was, it's around $79 million since 2022. $79 million.
Mayor Johnson, Chicago. How much has the city of Chicago spent on illegal immigration? If you refer into the 2022 up to 2024 of the buses coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage of the state of Texas, about 1% of our overall budget.
What is that? Because we don't have the city's budget in front of me. Numbers.
It's 1%, and if you want the actual calculation, we can make sure someone... You're the mayor.
You don't have the math in front of you. It's 1% of the overall budget over the last four years, which is the same number that was sent from us from the state of Texas.
Mayor Johnson, I already asked you. You don't have a hard number, and if you don't have a hard number, you're not running your city well.
Mayor Adams, how much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration? 6.9 billion of taxpayers. 6.9 billion dollars of taxpayer money on a problem that was fostered on the American people.
Mayor Wu, in the city of Boston, how much did you spend? We don't ask about immigration status and delivering city services. You don't ask about how much money the city of Boston has spent on illegal immigration? Are you out of your mind? We don't distinguish between immigration status and part of our city policies.
That is how we keep our city state. Mayor Wu, do you manage your budget or not? We have the numbers to prove it.
I manage my budget. I have a triple A bond rating dated back 10 years to the city of Boston budget.
So to the city of Boston, just understand that your mayor does not care how much of your resources she has spent on people who are not citizens the city of boston is sick of having people outside boston mr bear i have a question for you because i understand cato's perspective when it comes to illegal immigration almost seven billion dollars in new york city alone chicago's and i want to say they're in definitely of millions of dollars. He's trying to lowball this saying 1%.
That 1% is a shit ton. We saw what 1% looked like with USAID, right? Yeah.
It's a shit ton. Right.
It's a shit ton. But these people like to play games and they kept the heat on them.
Democrat mayors then refused to answer if they would turn over illegal aliens to ICE. So this is from James Comer.
Let's check this clip out. Mayor Wu, under Boston law, would you turn this criminal over to ICE on a detainer? Whenever there's a criminal warrant, Boston police enforce that and hold people accountable.
So would you turn that criminal over to ICE? This happened outside the city of Boston, but I can tell you in the city, whenever someone commits a crime, whenever there's a criminal warrant, we hold them accountable. If ICE deems that they are dangerous enough to hold, obtain a criminal warrant, and the Boston police will enforce it.
Will you turn that criminal over to ICE? We follow the laws. I take that as a note.
And we make sure. I mean, they all did it, which is interesting.
Like, they all try to do this wordplay turnaround because he's literally asking. Yeah, because they're talking for sound bites.
And they understand that if they say, you know, yeah, we'll turn them over to ICE, that that clip will be made into an ad, which will then be used to destroy their quote their quote unquote position. Right.
It's sick. And like the truth of the matter is they're not turning them over.
They're like they all want to say oh we follow federal laws. They're not doing that.
And we have a you know it couldn't have came out at a better time. Sanctuary City Scandal.
You remember the migrant who set that woman on fire in the fucking subway? He's avoiding deportation because under the current policies enacted in New York City, the city's corrections department have refused to honor an immigration and customs enforcement detainer for his pedicolo. I'm reading the line above this.
He fanned the flames with a shirt before sitting on the platform bench and watching as kawam burned we follow all federal and state laws though right right um and you know there's a special a place in hell for these people i believe it um and uh we got to go to anna paulina luna listen when are we gonna when are we gonna facilitate them finding that place a little bit fucking sooner okay because this is criminal shit and a lot of the shit they're doing is treasonous and destructive to this country.

And everybody knows it. So when are we going to start seeing some accountability? Because I'll be real, dude.
I'm tired of hearing how great things are going, how awesome things are going, how we're taking this shit back. And nobody's been held accountable fucking at all.
Okay. So I think at this point in time, it would be reasonable for some of these people who have violated the law, who have done treasonous activities.
We've had four years to watch them do it. You mean to tell me that the Trump side of the table hasn't been planning how to hold these people accountable the whole time? I know they have.
So when is that going to happen? And I say that with an asterisk. There's information I don't know.
There's things I don't know. I don't know a lot of things.
I don't know if there's a retaliatory attack planned if something happens or like the Epstein list comes out. I don't, I don't know.
I don't know a lot of things. I don't know if there's a retaliatory attack planned, if something happens or like the Epstein list comes out.
I don't, I don't know, but I think it's reasonable for people to be held accountable at this point in time. And I, sometimes I feel like the Trump administration is, is out of step with where people are with everything.
Um, like we're, we're, we're able to meaning it's palatable for listen yeah dude listen the more money like when they're saying oh we're cutting all this funding to ukraine and then they give money to israel bro you're losing your base it's it's only a matter of time the word is out and by the way did you notice that i talked about that on show? And did you notice on yesterday's Wednesday that every single other fucking show was talking about it? Yeah, right. Interesting.
It's a Papa John's effect, bro. Well, whatever, dude.
But the point is, is that and then, you know, people are like, oh, I see them talking about it here, here, here, here, here, here. And then, you know, I never get mentioned in it.
We never get mentioned in it. It's weird.
It's weird. Yeah.
Anyway. Yeah.
This guy belongs. This guy should not, not only not be deported, he should be executed.
Yeah. You lit an American citizen on fucking fire and then you're on video doing it and you fan the flames.
Like, what does it take? What does it take here? Like, how are we going to allow this? How is that allowed? How is that allowed? How can we have a civilized country where people can commit crimes of this nature and not be held accountable in a very quick fashion? Like, how? He's getting more rights. This dude's getting more rights than that woman at 100 and how i don't upside down i don't understand how we could call ourselves a civilized society and all this shit dude when this is allowed that's not civilized a civilized society is made civilized by the understanding that if you act uncivilized, there will be accountability to those actions.
And because the law hasn't been enforced, which, by the way, we all paid for, because USAID sent the Soros Foundation and his charities 200 plus million dollars, okay, to then be turned around and fund the election campaigns of district attorneys that will not press charges against minorities or violent crimes. Why do they do that? Because they want these neighborhoods to be destabilized, all right? So we paid for these people like this, this immigrant migrant, illegal migrant to come across the border.
And kill American citizens, we pay for that. And then there is no punishment for them whatsoever.
How can we call that a civilized society? Because people get away with murdering each other. How is that civilized? A civilized society is one that has very harsh punishment for crimes like this.
And because the punishment is swift and harsh, we end up in a situation where there is no crime. Okay.
So people like this, and people think I'm crazy when I say this. This man was caught on camera, undeniably, setting another woman on fire who then died.
With that kind of evidence, there should be no fucking defense. There should be no due process.
And all the attorneys that are my friends are cringing right now but sorry dude there shouldn't be okay there should be an agreement that if you do heinous things and the evidence is overwhelming overwhelmingly true and there was witnesses and everything then it should be like 60 days before this dude's getting beheaded in public. And then if we did that and people knew that, we wouldn't have these things happening.
We just wouldn't. We wouldn't have our women having to look over their shoulder everywhere they go or be in fear.
We wouldn't have downtown urban areas where you can't even go even though you pay fucking tax for it. You know, we wouldn't have that shit.
We'd have a civilized society. So if we want a civilized society to exist, we have to understand that the punishments for not being civilized have to be quick and harsh and intimidating to keep order in society.
That's the truth. The only way it works.
Nobody wants to fucking talk about it, but that is the truth. It would be nice if we could, you know, all get along and, and, and sing ring around the Rosie and fucking hold hands and shit.
But dude, that's not reality, man. I would love it to be that way too.
I would, I would love for everybody to get along. I would love for there not to be criminals.
I would love for everybody to have a big heart and care about people. But there are people that are evil fucks and we should handle those people appropriately so that we can minimize the damage they do in society.
100% man. 100% now I mean to your point about accountability that's why I want to to check in with congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna um because in that same hearing with those same mayors um she's uh she's she's turning them over to the DOJ let's check this clip out so you don't believe that banning the transfer of individuals into ICE custody for the purpose of civil immigration enforcement encourages illegal immigration into Chicago or how about agencies agencies, sorry one second, or agents not being able to stop, arrest, or detain individuals based solely on their immigration status or administrative warrant? So we comply with all laws, local, state, and federal.
To me, after this line of questioning, it's very clear that these policies that you have all implicated are active and alive and well in your cities are in direct violation with US Title 8 code subsection 1324 and it is a federal offense but you all speak about a broken immigration system and yet here you guys are aiding and abetting in that entire process I want to be very clear about something open border policies which is something that you guys are talking about, hurts people on both sides, meaning the people that are coming here

illegally and then American citizens as well. I do not think you guys are bad people, but I think

that you are ideologically misled, which is why, unfortunately, based on your responses, I'm all

going to be criminally referring you to the Department of Justice for investigation,

and as soon as I leave here, these will be going over to Pam Bondi. I'm not doing that in an effort to bully you guys, but I do believe that your policies are hurting the American people, and you can make that known with the evidence that you can present to the Department of Justice.
But if you guys continue doing what you're doing, you're not going to help anyone. You're going to hurt more people.
And that's exactly why I'm tired of it.

The American people are tired of it.

And Chairman, I yield like that.

Would you yield your last minute?

Yes, sir.

I mean, that's great and all, but what's going to happen from there?

I mean, I'm getting kind of tired of the strongly worded letters.

And, you know, we're going to turn it over for investigation.

And then when we bring the people in for investigation, they say things like,'t recall or i'm not sure or i can't remember or i don't know what one percent of the budget actually equals right right they they are allowed to dodge all of the questions anyway so what difference does it make and i i commend uh you know miss luna for doing that. That should have been done.
That should have been done years and years ago. But what really is going to happen? What's really going to happen? How long is it going to take? How many more Americans are going to die for any fruit to come off that tree? Bro, doesn't it piss people off that these people side with the criminals doesn't it piss these criminals have more rights than the american victims that they hurt well bro that is a communist that's in the communist manifesto that's fucking in uh salininsky's book that's in 1984 this has been written about for a hundred years.
And people, dude, I don't know. I'm starting to think it might be worse than what we think.
Guys, let us know. Down in the comments.
With that being said, let's get to our final headline of the show. We got headline number three.
Exclusive, Senator Bernie Moreno introduces bill to ban foreign flags on Capitol grounds.

Have you seen this?

No.

So this just came out today.

Senator Bernie Moreno out of Ohio has introduced legislation to ban the display of foreign flags on U.S. Capitol grounds.

Breitbart News has learned exclusively.

Moreno, he's a legal immigrant from Colombia who came here to the United States as a child and then built an impressive auto dealer chain business before his election last year to the U.S. Senate.
He told Breitbart News that flying foreign flags like Ukraine's in Congress is offensive to Americans. Quote, when I came to this country as a child, I swore allegiance to America and America alone, which is why it's so deeply offensive to me to see elected officials flying the flags of foreign nations like Ukraine in the halls of Congress.
Moreno told Breitbart News. Quote, we swore an oath to the American people.
We would always put them first. Let's start acting like it and stop sending billions overseas on endless wars when average

Americans are struggling. So, um, he just introduced this new bill is called the allegiance act, um, which will make it illegal for members of Congress to use official funds to purchase any nation's flag other than the American flag would also prohibit the display on Capitol grounds of a nation's flag if it's not the United States flag.
And this was one of the biggest things. This is a picture.
This is when Zelensky had the privilege to address our congressmen and women and senators. And you got Pelosi and the vice president, then vice president Kamala Harris, holding a signed Ukrainian flag.

And it's signed by all of the people.

Look at Kamala's face, bro.

Getting the money.

Look at her fucking face.

Oh, she's ecstatic.

That's disgusting.

She's got this smug-ass look on her face,

like looking at her people in the chamber.

Look what we did.

We're so strong and brave.

We're going to get paid so much.

That's right.

That's what she's saying with her fucking face yeah fuck the American people with her face right there that's what she's saying thoughts on I mean dude yeah all flex yeah all flex bro more than flex. You know those stupid fucking pins they put on the lapels? Yeah.
That too. Bro, listen, dude, listen.
There's too much foreign influence in our government. There's too much federal aid that goes to anyone.
All right? The fact that we're sending a single dollar to any government is insane the fact that we're sending a dollar to ukraine after what's happened is insane the fact that we're sending money to israel who is uh bought their leadership or some of the richest individuals on the fucking planet okay that's insane well israel can lobby directly to our politicians no problem it goes than that. Then we have a number of the United States government who are dual citizens with Israel.
How is that OK? How is that OK? How do we allow dual citizens of any country to make the decisions about our country? That makes no fucking sense. Makes no sense.
OK. And we all know why.
We all know why it's allowed. It's because of the Jeffrey Epstein type shit that all of these people know about.
And you know, the leverage and the blackmail and all the dirty shit behind closed doors that we don't ever get to see. It's insane, dude.
And, and dude, like it's not America first first it's not america first to send our tax dollars anywhere else but to the benefit of our american citizens on american soil especially when we are in the state that we are currently in it's it's it's bullshit it makes no sense and dude it's this isn't an attack on fucking anybody this is an attack on what's actually happening in our country to where we have people of dual citizenship making decisions to uh finance the agendas of other countries that they happen to be a citizen of like that's not something that is very american and and people are waking up to it for sure you know i'm very glad that it was talked about on all these channels because now we're starting to get somewhere yeah and i love the way that it was addressed too because it wasn't like how some of these people do which is like oh it's a fucking jews no it's not it the fucking leadership it is the government do you agree with what our government does no most of you don't okay so does that mean that it's all americans anti-american like bro it's it's a it's a lazy argument yeah it's a lazy argument it's a low iq it's a low iq argument bro here's what it is it is this it's evil people at the top and evil people rise to the top because they're willing to do whatever the fuck they have to do to get to the top and uh you know of government is what i mean and dude these people make these decisions you know, and then, and then they hide behind all the good people that happen to be citizens of their country or members of their faith or lineage. And they say, Oh, you're criticizing me because I'm Jewish.
No, we're criticizing you because you're blackmailing our government and making us as American taxpayers have our fucking backs broke so that we can send money to you. Like that's what the problem is.
It's not about the citizens. It's not about the Jewish people.
It's not about that. It's about what their actual names are.
Who are the people that made these decisions? What are their names? What are their actual names? Let's stop generalizing these groups and start identifying the actual individuals who are responsible for the perception of all of these things that aren't true. Who's engineering all of these social movements? Who's...
Who writes the script? That's right. Who's writing the script? Like put i post on my instagram the other day like i think we had it in the show too but the point is guys is that we have if we want to solve these problems we have to be articulate with our arguments and i know that sounds comical because i'm not the most articulate person all the time i can be when i need to be if i'm sitting in a meeting or whatever I got to do, I can do it.
But we're talking as friends here. Okay.
This is backyard bullshit talk. That's how we do it here.
And the truth of the matter is, is we shouldn't be sending any money anywhere. And there should be no influence outside of America in our government.
We shouldn't be generalizing entire races of people or ideologies of people. We should be looking at the people who are responsible for the illegal actions, both in the past and present.
And who's compromised by that? And we should identify all of those people by name instead of making generalizations about entire. And that's how they did it.
When when when Ian Carroll was on Rogan, he did it that way you know uh uh theo vaughn did it that way like these guys are starting to talk about it in like the right way of how it can be addressed how it can be productive yeah because dude the truth of the matter is is like you know uh and and a lot of jewish people are starting to speak up because dude what they're doing is creating a dangerous environment for regular Jewish people. It's creating real hatred.

That's right.

And, dude, that's a big problem. It's dangerous.
And it's almost to the point where they're like, it seems like, I don't know, bro. I think this shit is so deep, and I think it's's so dirty and I think that people don't comprehend what the leaders of some of these countries are willing to do to their own people in order to create a certain perception so they can get what they want.
And if I'm looking strategically at what's going on with the Israel situation and with the, you know, relentless bombing of Gaza. And I know people of Israel feel very strongly and people have strong opinions on both sides.
I understand that. But when we look at it from a geopolitical place most every country besides the united states of america is fucking pissed at what israel is doing okay and they continue to do more and more and more netanyahu is completely like fuck you we're gonna do what we want fuck you we're gonna do what we want fuck you we're gonna do what we want and we have to ask why that is.
And I think there's two reasons why. I think there's three reasons why.
I think one, they've got nuclear weapons. So he knows that.
So there's always that. There's a feel safe.
Right. Two, the American government is literally their fucking slaves.
Okay. So anytime that they truly need money or military assistance or whatever they've got shit on everybody in the government so they get it okay uh and third of all you know and this is the darkest one that i that i come up with and this is not this is this is just an option of you know my job as what i do for a living is to evaluate where the options are going and what the outcomes potentially are.
And, you know, when I see a leader intentionally doing more and more damage to their own people's reputation, that makes me seem, makes me think that there's potentially, it's potentially being done on purpose. And so then I have to ask, okay, why would that be? Why would they do that on purpose? And then I started looking around and I see, okay, we've got three something billion Muslims and we have 14 million Jews, right? And you're pissing off all of these 3 billion Muslims, right? And so it wouldn't be very hard for the entire Muslim sect of the world to cause real damage to Israel very quick.
And then we look at, you know, that entire three generations, two generations of men have been removed from Ukraine.

And Ukraine is one of the most natural resource rich countries in the world.

It just it it's it's in case you're not following what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is they could be potentially creating a situation where they are making israel unsafe for the jewish people and then potentially relocating them there and then holding it as the holy land but not where they occupy right so uh and then using it for you know the the the trade channel and everything that they're trying to create over there so like looking in that lens it also makes sense why they're continuing to try to drag out this ukraine war yeah dude not done yet yeah and they haven't finished killing all the men and dude it's just i think these people at the at the very top of the chain are doing some very nefarious shit and i think people are waking up to it in mass and i think people are also realizing that doesn't make you anti-semitic to judge the actions of another government it's it's when you say things that are collective like white people are inherently racist like we've had to hear for the last fucking 20 years right or you know black people are all criminals that's that right? This, this ideology and this identity politics has seeped so far into our culture that we can't even make friends with people and tell jokes and do the things that we've always done to connect and bond and, and be united, right? Like what unites people, bro? Humor that's unites people, common interests interests unite people so if they made it illegal for us to tell jokes to each other didn't they just eliminate a bonding mechanism that we have as men so we've had all this identity politics jammed down our throat and now we've trained the public to uh collectivize people into races instead of just good or bad Right. Right.
And like, dude, that's what we're dealing with here. And now you can see why they've done it, because it's something they're trying to engineer or manufacture.
And I wouldn't put it past Netanyahu and all these dudes at the top of Israel and the World Economic Forum to kill as many people that they have to, no matter who they are, to get what they want. To achieve the goal.
Yeah. And so, dude, I think it's very important.
I actually think it's very important for regular Jewish people to call out the corruption that's happening and say, hey, we don't agree with this because, dude, that's what's going to squash the anti-Semitism and actually get people focused on solving the real problem, which makes everybody's life better. 100%.
Does that make sense? It makes perfect sense. Like, dude, I feel like their government is intentionally creating anti-Semitism for a political reason.
100%. And I feel like the Jewish people could squash that because,, every Jewish person I know personally which is quite a few, they're all like, yeah, fuck that dude.
They don't like this shit either. It's a strategic play that they've done many times.
We had this conversation about the LGTQIA plus community with the pedophiles. It's the same play.
If people that are in like you know if people that you know are in that group they need to come out and speak and say hey i'm not with these fucking pedophiles yeah because you're you know the hate that you guys are complaining of you're getting more of it because you're not separating yourselves from the real evil and and so dude when everybody starts when it becomes mainstream like it's starting to now, that Israel's Mossad was very fucking evil in how they blackmailed pretty much the entire fucking world. Right.
Using children and rapes. And like, so when, when regular people don't stand up against that and say, Hey, we don't

fucking agree with that.

And they stay silent. What happens is people start to think, well, fuck, maybe it is all of them.
And that's where the dangerous shit starts to fucking happen. So it's unfortunate and it's frustrating to watch because people are good or bad, bro.
It doesn't matter where they come from. It doesn't matter what their race is.
It doesn't matter. There are good people in every group and there are bad people in every group.
And sometimes good people find themselves in a bad group and vice versa. And the way that we get around all of this is that we stop generalizing the actions of a few onto an entire race or group of people and we start to actually hold the individuals personally accountable, the people who are pulling the strings, the people who are making decisions, the people who are coordinating the outcomes.
Until we identify who that is by name and hold them accountable, this play, meaning this generalization play that is being forced on us through identity politics is going to continue. Yep.
100% my guys jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show is always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is what bring a headline in we talk about it it'll get one of those two options so um you did baseball cards growing up i did trading basically yeah about pokemon no no that was after my time that was after your time bro you're you i was 20 years old when pokemon started going on Really? Yeah. Oh, okay.
But you know about Pokemon. Sort of.
Yeah, right? I have a little bit of knowledge on it. I don't know.
I know I don't have any knowledge of it. I know it's like a little cartoon thing.
I know there was an app one time that brainwashed everybody into finding invisible Pokemon. That was a weird time.
Yeah. I mean, you see people running around like, it's like, dude, come on, man.

They were doing the Naruto run, bro.

Yeah.

Shit was weird.

Yeah.

So no, that was after my time.

Okay.

We did straight up baseball cards.

I get it.

Well, this kind of takes a little bit of a Pokemon thing.

I don't know how you feel about this.

Thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck headline reads, a Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard

is auctioned for $87,000.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

It's been a minute since we've had...

Somebody actually paid that?

Bro.

So a Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard

has sold at auction for a total cost of $87,840. The Golden Auction House listed the snack as sold on Sunday.
Quote, presented is a three inch long flaming hot Cheeto. That's my nickname sometimes.
Huh? It's a nickname sometimes.

Three inch long, flaming hot?

That's right.

That's your nickname, huh? Watch out.

I believe it.

In the shape of the Pokemon Charizard affixed to a custom Pokemon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box.

The auction's description states, quote,

It was initially discovered and presented sometime between 2018 to 2022. The auction's description states, quote, it was initially discovered and presented

sometime between 2018 to

2022, so it's vintage,

by First and Goal

Collectibles. The Cheeto surged in popularity

on the social media platforms in late 2024.

60 total bids.

The winning bid was

$72,000

plus a buyer's premium. So this is

the Pokemon character. Okay.
That's the Cheeto. I mean, it does kind of look like it.
Go back. I mean, it looks just like it.
It looks like a side view of him for sure. $87,000.
Yeah. Huh? You like those? The hot Cheetos? I ate one those earlier, dude.
I could have fucking made some money real quick. I mean, that's a big fucking Cheeto, bro.
Or maybe it just looks big because there's nothing next to it. But, I mean, that's an odd looking Cheeto for sure.
I mean, it's unique. It's unique.
It's unique. I don't think I'm, you know.
If I pulled that out of the bag. I would definitely think it was weird.
Yeah. Look at this fucking thing.
But you're not. You have to be pretty fucking high to like figure out that that's that dragon.
Yeah, the munchies is what was going on. Yeah, 100%.
And he's like, you know what this looks like? Holy shit, dude. This looks.
What's what's his name cheetos are cheetos are it yeah this looks like the fucking dragon for pokemon you know now andy i mean you you've admitted you you've spent money on some dumb shit before no not that not that dumb that's a real rich person yeah bro yeah that's stupid booty that's truly that's elon musk owns that elon musk probably bought that yeah that's that's amazon rich or fucking elon rich to throw fucking 87 grand at a cheeto on a fucking cheeto man yeah um good or fucking one brain cell stupid like it's one or the other babe what happened to the house listen listen i know that yeah but look at this fucking stupid. Like it's one or the other.

Babe, what happened to the house?

Listen, I know.

Yeah.

But look at this fucking Cheeto though.

It's like.

All right, what are we giving it, man?

Authenticity?

I mean, it looks real.

I mean, it looks good.

I'm a capitalist.

Okay.

So someone who was able to identify this as somewhat valuable and then sell it is pretty impressive. So I would say thumbs up.
Now, what if it was bought with USAID money? Listen. Objectively, like, it's stupid.
Yeah, it's stupid. Right? But, like, it's kind of brilliant, too.
It's like, fuck, dude. Like, I wouldn i wouldn't think of that i would just ate the fucking cheeto yeah i'm gonna be digging through my bags now yeah you ain't no cheetos no i ain't you know i'm still gonna be looking for something yeah me i would ate the head first i'm going wings first bro Wings and then that long tail right there Yeah cause it looks like his dick

That's why you would have ate it

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