850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds

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Speaker 1 What is up, guys? It's Andy Prisselin. This is the show for the realists.
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Speaker 1 What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah.
A great day in America. It is.
It's always a great day in America. It is.

Speaker 1 Speaking of America,

Speaker 1 I think Syeda will be happy about it. I made chicken shawarma the other night.
Chicken shwarma, bro. Is that American? My house smelled like India.
That sounds like an Indian.

Speaker 3 Chicken Shwarma is not an Indian dish.

Speaker 1 It's a Middle Eastern. It is?

Speaker 1 It's all the same. It smelled like over there.

Speaker 1 Anything outside of America is the same. That's right.
It all smells the same.

Speaker 1 I didn't say that. That's fucking, hey, that's fucking racist.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 You shouldn't be racist in the first five minutes of the show.

Speaker 1 No, we have to have racist immunity

Speaker 1 for the rest of the show, and you just fucked it up. Yeah.
So at what point can we kick it in there?

Speaker 1 Four and a half. Okay.

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Speaker 1 We're at 124.

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Yeah, I didn't know if we were going to make that a public statement.

Speaker 1 So DJ got a new job at First Form as a product developer and came up with this first flavor that I decided to release. He wanted to do great, but we got watermelon.

Speaker 1 And I mean, dude, I thought it was, I thought it was perfect. The flavor, I mean, a fuck, dude.
No, real talk. I had to bring this in.
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Speaker 1 This is the, and we don't do ads on the show, but since I own the company, it doesn't count. No.
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Speaker 1 I like to share with you guys, you know, only the best of the best of the best things that make me say, wow. And

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Speaker 1 It mixes up like a juice. Dude, it's delicious.
Oh, you tried it? I tried it. Yeah.
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 Come on, Andy. Yeah, I forgot.
You do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, product sampling.

Speaker 1 So asked to get it. So DJ didn't develop it, so it's got 4,000 calories per scoot.

Speaker 1 So that's the bad part. It's like, whoa, eat.
No, it's 90 calories, dude, and it is fucking amazing.

Speaker 1 I did not think that the clear would be this good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the best I've ever had. So I just wanted to share that with you guys.
A lot of you guys are always asking

Speaker 1 what I'm taking or what I'm using now. And this is what I've been using lately for my post-workout, this and the lemonade.
So I was just teasing about DJ

Speaker 1 making it.

Speaker 1 He did request the flavor profile, but it was a good one. You know, we came out with the first watermelon protein ever back in like 2009? No, I didn't know that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it was always my favorite, but

Speaker 1 this is a different level. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 I mean, dude, we offer 110% money-back guarantee on everything that we do. So like if you fucking try it and it's not good, you get your money back.
If you don't like it, you're probably racist.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a fact. You know, it is what it is.
If you can't laugh at jokes, you're probably racist too. Definitely racist.
Yeah, if you can't laugh at racist jokes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So good job on that product, bro. Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.

Speaker 1 Just wait for my next flavor. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? We're going to do cream soda next, so you can make fun of me. I was thinking like 11 herbs and spices.
11 herbs? And spices, yeah. I was thinking saltines.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what, what, what, what, what, what, we're doing raisin flavor next for the white people.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 bro we are we're doing raisins for all you white folks yeah man we're gonna that's gonna be the next thing we're the first guys ever to come out raisin flavored protein we're doing it it's happening i'll be honest raisin juice so raisin brand the cereal raisins are good my favorite cereal raisins are good

Speaker 1 the problem is y'all take that too far bro y'all put that no y'all no who does that i've never been to a white thing

Speaker 1 whatever you want to call it i know you don't call it a white person. We call it barbecues.
You guys call it cookouts. I think you guys called it something else.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Bonfires?

Speaker 1 Regardless, it's been a gatherings of the minds. It's been called a couple of different things.
So anyway.

Speaker 1 So anyway, I've never been to a white person cookout. Uh-huh.
All right.

Speaker 1 That had raisins in anything. Well, so you say we just made that shit up.
We just pulled it out.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like we make up the crime statistics.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, what would be the next? I want to hear this in the comments. If we were going to make a flavor

Speaker 1 stereotypical of white people, what would it be? Mayonnaise. No.
Yeah. I'm talking about something we would make that people would like.
Nobody would like. You guys love mayonnaise.
No, they fucking.

Speaker 1 I'm fucking. I don't like mayonnaise.
I fucking hate it.

Speaker 1 Catch your flavor. Yeah.
That might work.

Speaker 1 Well, just whatever it is, it can't be too spicy. So just keep that in mind.
Hmm.

Speaker 1 Figs. What is

Speaker 1 figs? Well, that's better than fucking pigs' feet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. And you're on the roll, baby.
I'm just saying. I got to get my game up.

Speaker 1 Come on, lock in, DJ. Yeah, well, we're after four and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 dude, how about that? How about that lady calling you out for being racist? And then she's a white lady. Well, first, she didn't, she didn't listen to the show.
No, there's no doubt.

Speaker 1 She writes DJ. She's like, oh, no, she wrote it on one of my videos.

Speaker 1 I used to listen to y'all's show until I figured out

Speaker 1 that homeboy was racist.

Speaker 1 And she didn't know that he was fucking black.

Speaker 1 I remember asking, I'm like, I'm like, wait, is she talking about you or me? Like, I really, I didn't know. Bro, that was funny.
That was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 And then dj goes and talks to her he's like well i think referring to black man as homeboy is racist and she's like oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't know

Speaker 1 and i told her like yeah you know what i'm saying you know the caudacity that you had there you know and then uh she deleted the comment but it's fine hey you know happy we're all having fun here yeah you know it's we all listen not you didn't even get mad at her it was just joking around yeah yeah you know she was mad at us it's jokes not dicks don't take them too hard that's right that's the philosophy of the show that's exactly the philosophy.

Speaker 1 And we're bringing people together by making fun of them. Yep, right? Together.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Look, you can't be friends with people you can't make fun of. I'm sorry.
I don't care what it is. Honestly, if you don't make fun of me, I don't even know if you're my friend.

Speaker 1 If I don't make fun of you, it means I really don't like you.

Speaker 1 That's for real.

Speaker 1 For real.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 what I'm thinking in my head is so fucking mean that I can't say it.

Speaker 1 Is that not true? Oh, that's a true statement. Yeah.
I think that's a universal truth right there. That's right.
I love it. I love it, man.
Well, guys,

Speaker 1 it is CTI.

Speaker 1 Let's do some cruising. We got a lot to catch up on.
A lot of things have been happening. Dude, real talk.
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Speaker 1 How many times have I ever brought an actual product on the show to talk about?

Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever done it ever.

Speaker 1 I think we mentioned it in Day Day in the Life. Uh, we did like a little product like what I do in the morning.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, the great megawatt, yeah, yeah, which, by the way, we're starting Day in the Life back up for a consistent series.

Speaker 1 We'll have at least once a month working into two a month over the course of time. So, I just want to let you guys know that.

Speaker 1 But, yeah, dude, I mean, I don't bring shit on here unless it's fucking good. It's gotta be good.
Yeah, so anyway, damn. Well, let's get into our cruise.

Speaker 1 We've got a lot of shit to cover, catch up on, deliberate on, talk about.

Speaker 1 Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, or videos, go to andyforsella.com.

Speaker 1 I would also say, too, if you're listening on audio, come over to the tube. If you're listening on audio, it is a fact that DJ is a black person.
I am actually black.

Speaker 1 And so, therefore, I cannot be racist. That's, you know,

Speaker 1 that's a fact. People who annoy you.

Speaker 1 That's one of the greatest clips ever, dude. Bro, South Park has done so much for culture.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, you know who else used to do a lot for culture man but they kind of slowed it down who uh dave chappelle dave chappelle yeah chappelle chappelle back like when like when he was doing uh the chappelle show yeah

Speaker 1 you know his he made fun of everybody he made fun of white people he made fun of black people and bro that brings people together bro like all these people who you know can't laugh and can't you know joke around about our differences and all that bro you're missing out on a really cool part of life well he's just a sad human It is sad.

Speaker 1 It's sad. It's sad because there's a lot of jokes to be told.

Speaker 1 You'll be happier. They make you laugh.

Speaker 1 The Chappelle episode where he did

Speaker 1 the house swap, you know?

Speaker 1 I don't remember that one. Oh, bro.
It is.

Speaker 1 I would say, outside of Clayton Bigsby. Clayton Bigsby is the second.
It's right there. Yeah.
It's right there. Like, why?

Speaker 1 I got the

Speaker 1 DVD set.

Speaker 1 What's that? What's the DVD?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Fuck off.

Speaker 1 Hey, so let's do the show.

Speaker 1 Guys, let's get into the show, man.

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Speaker 1 I love when I'm shocked by our own products. You know what I'm saying? Like when I try it and I'm like, good feeling.
Fuck. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, dude, it's just, it does feel good. Yep.

Speaker 1 Let's get into it, man, guys. We got a lot to cover.
Like I said, so let's

Speaker 1 get into these headlines.

Speaker 1 Headline number one. Let's get right into it.

Speaker 1 I want to, let's go to the congressional address

Speaker 1 that happened. We'll start there.

Speaker 1 And you know, a lot of people were calling this the State of the Union. It wasn't a state of the union.
It was just a joint session between our senators and our congressmen and women,

Speaker 1 in which President Trump was invited as the guest to deliver some remarks.

Speaker 1 So, Trump's congressional address, he detailed this, laid out the plans to enact the renewal of American dream,

Speaker 1 is what he called it. That was the theme of the talk.
And there was some, you know, like I said, there was plenty of highs and lows during this debacle. I watched the entire thing.
I did too.

Speaker 1 You know, and

Speaker 1 I want to start with with this, just saying that I believe, I genuinely believe this, that

Speaker 1 the communists

Speaker 1 that run, that have been running our government for so long,

Speaker 1 I truly believe they have no shot of ever winning an elected office ever again.

Speaker 1 I believe that. Now, I mean, there might be one pocket, but like a majority, I don't think it will ever happen again, bro.
They're exposing themselves way too much.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm I'm going to be honest, like, that doesn't matter because that's not how communism works. Okay.
Communism is a three-steps forward, one-step back ideology.

Speaker 1 They understand that they can push and push and push. And then when they push too far, they back up and they're very patient.
They've been playing the long game for a hundred years.

Speaker 1 This isn't five years. This isn't 20 years.
This has been going on for over a hundred years. And

Speaker 1 to say

Speaker 1 that we think that they never have a chance again

Speaker 1 is,

Speaker 1 I think, a very dangerous statement because that's how they get a chance again.

Speaker 1 It's through complacency. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we're seeing it, right? Like we're seeing people start to

Speaker 1 sort of

Speaker 1 calm down and, you know, turn their focus into other things, which is, which is okay.

Speaker 1 But we have to make sure that we finish the job in terms of eradicating that ideology out of our government system.

Speaker 1 So, you know,

Speaker 1 that's going to take

Speaker 1 a could take a few different things, right? Like some, like a lot of these people are guilty of major fraud. Most of them are guilty of major fraud.

Speaker 1 Most of them are guilty of some sort of treasonous activity that isn't being prosecuted for whatever reason. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But they have sold out the American people for money and uh legitimately for money,

Speaker 1 yeah. And um, some of them more than others, you know what I'm saying? But like, some of these people you buy off for 10 grand in a book deal, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 It's look, dude, it's uh, it's something that needs to be dealt with completely. You know, it's like pulling a weed, bro.
If you don't get the root out, it's gonna come back.

Speaker 1 And uh, we we are a long way away from getting the root out,

Speaker 1 and unless Trump decides to like legitimately arrest these people,

Speaker 1 they will be back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I think it's not even up to Trump, really. It's to your point, it's the people calling for the shit to be held accountable.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a big part of it, dude. We got Trump for four years.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I got to live the rest of my life here.
You got to live the rest of your life here.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, it's going to take a little bit more than Trump. Listen.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you this. I'm not fucking putting up with this shit anymore.
Like, these people,

Speaker 1 I don't care what it takes. I don't care what it means.
I don't care what I got to do. I don't care what everybody's got to do.
I have no sympathy for them. They have no sympathy for us.
None.

Speaker 1 They have no intention.

Speaker 1 They have no intention for us to live peacefully in a prosperous manner in the country

Speaker 1 that is based upon a republic. and capitalism and free enterprise and equal opportunity for all.
They don't align with any of that. They don't belong in the country.
And

Speaker 1 on top of that, they've stolen trillions of dollars over the last 20 years from us as taxpayers. So there's a lot that, and by the way, not all of them are Democrat.
These people are smart.

Speaker 1 They run people in Republican runs to gain power on both sides of the house. Senators and congressmen, none of us know, don't recognize their names.
They're in there, though. Right.

Speaker 1 They're in there for sure.

Speaker 1 It's clearly the ones who say they're Republican and then align with all of the Democrat bullshit.

Speaker 1 But yeah, man, I mean,

Speaker 1 it's an ideology that has to be eradicated from America, and that eradication is going to stop with

Speaker 1 people not tolerating it at all. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 Like I said, we got a lot to dive in in the speech. Overall, I give Trump's delivery and execution of it.
I give it a 9 out of 10.

Speaker 1 He played the classic Trump, you know what I'm saying? But that was definitely, I feel like it was more towards the end of his speech.

Speaker 1 He got on the run there, and that was probably the most, I would say, presidential, you know,

Speaker 1 speech I've ever heard from him, right? Like, it was, it was the flow, the delivery, it was great.

Speaker 1 Um, but you know, he also is going to throw some low jabs here and there, and I thought, you know, I love that piece as well.

Speaker 2 Um,

Speaker 1 but let's I want to first bring in uh dude, did you see him call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas? Oh, yeah, I got it. Okay, so, oh, you do? All right, I'll talk, we'll talk about it when we get there.

Speaker 1 I want to, I want to first bring this up because I think this is important. So this is an AP news article.
Okay. And of course, like they always try to do, let's bring in some fact focus.

Speaker 1 Not calling it fact checks no more. Fact focus.

Speaker 1 A look at false and misleading claims made by Trump during his address to Congress.

Speaker 1 I'm proud of it. Halfway through the show, bro.
That's going to disappear. Leave me alone.

Speaker 1 Keep going. Do your fucking job.

Speaker 1 So misleading, let's look at some of these misleading claims quickly, shall we?

Speaker 1 The first thing that they're trying to say that we're bringing into a fact focus is they're saying that he overstated the numbers on his immigration crackdown.

Speaker 1 So Trump, quote, illegal border crossings last month were by far the lowest ever recorded, ever.

Speaker 1 The facts, they're saying, is that Trump wrote in the Truth Social Post on Saturday that Border Patrol apprehended 8,300 people in the U.S.-Mexico border last month, but U.S.

Speaker 1 government data shows that Border Patrol routinely averaged below that number in the 1960s. Oh, we got to go back all the way to the 1960s to get the data.
Got it.

Speaker 1 With the lowest being in 1961 of 1,700 arrests. Oh, so we can go back to the 60s for that, but we can't go back to what the Democrats were saying about black people in the 60s.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. Right.
We don't talk about that part. Interesting.
Yeah. Well, I'm also assuming, too, that the rate of the influx of people crossing our borders was nowhere near the rates in 1961 either.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, proportionately, looking through the rate, Trump's still right.

Speaker 1 I mean, we got 21 million fucking people in this country that shouldn't be here. So

Speaker 1 there's that.

Speaker 1 They also try to say that he overstated. I like this one.
He overstated hotel costs for non-citizens in New York. Right? So you remember when you...

Speaker 1 Anything over zero is unacceptable. 100%.

Speaker 1 100%. But

Speaker 1 he actually understated it, Andy, because he was referencing $59 million for that hotel, right? Well, I mean, actually, it was 58.6.

Speaker 1 And actually, if you total up from the total payments from November of 23 to October of 24, it was actually 80.5. Yeah, and that's just one city.

Speaker 1 Here's my favorite one. This is probably my favorite favorite one.

Speaker 1 The social security stuff. So AP, in this article, I shit you not, they say there's no evidence social security money is being paid to many people over age 100.

Speaker 1 So, Trump, quote, believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million social security members from people aged

Speaker 1 100 to 109.

Speaker 1 3.6. You know, he laid out the facts.
Everybody's familiar with this. This is what they're claiming is the fact-checked on this.
Quote, from the AP News.

Speaker 1 The databases may list those people, but that doesn't mean they're getting paid benefits.

Speaker 1 Now, you know the best part about all of this, though, Andy? What's the fail-safe? They have the card. They still try to play.

Speaker 1 Anytime we want to question fraud and waste and abuse and misspending and any of that,

Speaker 1 what do they try to pull on to, you know, as a final divide between the country? They have to call it racist. Of course, because it is.
It's racist. Let's check this out.

Speaker 4 There are people who are charged with trying to find savings. So, yes, it's an attack on government, but it's also an attack on this government.

Speaker 4 What I mean by that is it's an attack on this government that used to be headed by a black man. It's an attack on this government that almost elected a black woman to the highest office in the land.

Speaker 4 It's an attack on a government that has been more welcoming and more supportive of people who have come to this country in search for a better life.

Speaker 1 Okay, so because we had a black president and because we almost elected a woman who pretends to be black, and there's an argument that Barack Obama pretends to be black, too.

Speaker 1 We can't look at nothing. Well, I mean, what is that? I mean, I don't understand what he's saying.

Speaker 1 I don't understand what he's saying.

Speaker 1 He's saying that, you know, we want to look into savings and the misuse and the fraud and abuse of our tax dollars, but.

Speaker 1 But only because it was run by Barack Obama for eight years. So we can't look at it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, this is the same mentality of the crime statistics in America. Nobody wants to look or talk about them or acknowledge them.

Speaker 1 And because we don't talk about them, look at them or acknowledge them, we can't get to the issues that are causing them, which just causes more and more and more black people to be murdered in their own fucking neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 Okay. So.
How do you address something you can't talk about?

Speaker 1 How do you address fraud and abuse

Speaker 1 if we can't talk about it? Well, how do you address low education scores in inner city communities if we can't can't talk about it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 But, dude, listen,

Speaker 1 we all know the game now. The game is shame you into being

Speaker 1 quiet because we'll call you a racist. Well, that doesn't work anymore.
I don't know if you fucking figured this out. You know,

Speaker 1 that doesn't work. Nobody cares.
People understand.

Speaker 1 that it's a technique of manipulation at this point, which is sad because there is actual racism that exists in certain parts, in certain circumstances.

Speaker 1 And by the way, that racism extends outside of just black people to white people, to Indian people, to fuck.

Speaker 1 There's always going to be shitty people that don't like other people because they have a different race. Or culture.
Yeah, or culture. There's always going to be that.
It's called good and bad.

Speaker 1 And these guys take good and bad and turn it into all these little subcategories so that we will feel guilty and let them have their way. And then then when they show, and

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Democrats and progressives,

Speaker 1 communists. That's how communists get in power, bro.
They fucking guilt and shame and call you names and then get you to stand down because you're going to say, well, you know, like,

Speaker 1 what's it going to, it's okay. Well, look at what's happened now.
Look at what's going on. Look at what we have in our school systems.

Speaker 1 We have teachers allowing their kids to transition, encouraging their kids to transition outside of the knowledge of their parents.

Speaker 1 We have men in women's locker rooms totally naked with their dicks hanging out. We have them taking titles from girls.
We have them injuring girls. Okay.

Speaker 1 We have grown men who dress up as women because they want to be in the women's bathroom who are legitimate pedophiles. They have infiltrated the LGBTQIA plus community.

Speaker 1 And inside that community, we have people who sympathize with them. Now we have an effective name for them.

Speaker 1 Minor attracted people. No, those are called fucking pedophiles, bro.
We're not going to tolerate that. And we have all these backwards things happening in the world, dude.
It's not just that.

Speaker 1 It could go on and on and on and on and on. But that's what we get when we are shamed in the silence

Speaker 1 for things that just aren't true, bro. You all know if you're racist in your heart or not.
Everybody knows.

Speaker 1 You know, like, don't let someone call you shit just because you're pointing out some actual fucking data

Speaker 1 no it's it's crazy bro you know what's racist you know what the most racist shit is is that

Speaker 1 we can't talk about the things and the situations get worse in these communities well you're you're racist if you point out the crime data no you're racist for not allowing me to point out the crime data because then we can't fix it, which only causes more crime and more death in that community.

Speaker 1 So who really cares? Right. The people who want to say, hey, this is a fucking problem.
Right.

Speaker 1 But, like, the people who say, oh, you're racist for pointing that out, those people are the actual racists.

Speaker 1 It's insane. Because if they weren't, they would actually care about solving that problem.

Speaker 1 And this political party, the Democrats, which is now a large part of them, communists, not all of them, but a lot of them. These people don't give a fuck about solving that problem.

Speaker 1 And you have to ask yourself why that is.

Speaker 1 Why do these people so blatantly not give a shit about

Speaker 1 solving these problems that exist in these communities? Well, because they maintain their power and make more money by the problems that they create. That's right.

Speaker 1 They create more problems and they promise false promises. And we have a culture that says, you know, because I'm this race, I vote this way.

Speaker 1 And it's just not, you know, it's, it's, It's not effective or right or true. And they're taking advantage of those communities.
And it really drives me fucking insane, dude. It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Other things that was going on during this address in this joint session, Trump did call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas. Yeah.
And then they called him racist for it. So what's more racist?

Speaker 1 Calling him Pocahontas or pretending to be an American Indian. To benefit you on applications.
There you go. What's more racist?

Speaker 1 I mean, dude. Well, first of all, Pocahontas wasn't even a real fucking person.

Speaker 1 I don't don't know if she was or wasn't. No, she wasn't.
How do you know? She didn't fucking exist. How do you know? I mean, like, was there maybe a lady named? Yeah, sure, maybe.

Speaker 1 But, like, this actual story, it's a fucking fictional story. A cartoon.
Isn't it? No, bro. Pocahontas helped lead fucking Lewis and Clark through the fucking...
Oh, did she?

Speaker 1 Yeah, through the mountains of the West, exploring. She was a Native American who helped Lewis.

Speaker 1 She's a fucking actual person. Oh.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 See, this is my point.

Speaker 1 This is my point. This is what you don't get in your public schools.
I didn't get this. Yeah.
That's my story. Yeah, I thought it was Disney, bro.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 See?

Speaker 1 Wait, so she, so you said Lewis and Clark?

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 No, she was in Missouri. She's a Missourian.
I don't know about, I don't know where she came from, but she was a Native American.

Speaker 1 Well, she ain't fucking Elizabeth Warren. That's no shit.
Yeah. And she's the racist for pretending to be that so she could get ahead in her own life.
Bro, these people screaming the loudest about

Speaker 1 are the ones stealing the most.

Speaker 1 Why do you think they're screaming? They're stealing it. And Elizabeth Warren has screamed the most.
Well, she's worth almost $70 million.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, she's completely benefited off it. I just, I mean, I like that he called it out.
Let's check the clip. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Do you want to keep it going for another five years?

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah.
You would say Pocahontas says yes.

Speaker 1 Which, like, even that, though, right? Like, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 He is trying to bring peace.

Speaker 1 He's trying to bring fucking peace to an endless, pointless proxy war. And he's like, oh, you guys want this for another five years? She said, yes.
Yeah. Well, of course, he's getting paid, bro.

Speaker 1 If I said to you, would you like to get paid millions of dollars a year?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But otherwise, I'd take it. Would you like to get that for the next five years or no? She's not thinking about anything other than what it means to her.
Yeah. It's disgusting, bro.

Speaker 1 You know, but it wasn't just Elizabeth. I mean, one, yeah, she doesn't look shit like Pocahontas.
Okay, if Pocahontas looks like what she did on Disney, that ain't it. Because that Pocahontas

Speaker 1 kind of cute. She doesn't, she looks like an old piece of shit.
Oh, well, you think that's bad? I want to know what that is. What the fuck is this, bro? Bro, what is that, bro?

Speaker 1 That lady on the right was elected in 1990. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Like, dude.

Speaker 1 Bro, what is it? You know what it is, bro? It's starting to become the battle of the good-looking people versus the bad-looking people. Like, there's no good-looking Democrats, bro.
What is that?

Speaker 1 That's like the look how mad and miserable they are, bro. Look at her face.
They all look like villains.

Speaker 1 Because they are, but like, legit villain. Like, bro, like, that looks like what's the dude Penguin from Gotham?

Speaker 1 That looks like his mom. Yeah.
Do you, did you see Gavin Newsom doing that

Speaker 1 interview? That interview? Yeah, with Charlie Kirk. Yeah.
And did you, did you see look bro

Speaker 1 he depth uh newsom's somewhat intelligent and he is able to read the room at a higher level than all of these people. He went on Charlie Kirk and basically

Speaker 1 moved way back center and all the Democrats are like, fuck you. Well, dude, he's smart.
He realizes there's nobody over there anymore. Nobody, bro.
Okay. We took all the best ones.

Speaker 1 He's moving into the middle to try and scoop some of these middle guys into his,

Speaker 1 you know, campaign. Yeah, and dude,

Speaker 1 it's a smart move, and people have short memories, and they're not going to really remember what he did during COVID or how he, you know, let his cities rot and then cleaned him up for China's president.

Speaker 1 How he burned down his fucking cities. I, you know,

Speaker 1 what is that, bro? I don't fucking know. It's a day them.

Speaker 1 Fuck, man. They them energy.
They them energy. Could you imagine waking up and like

Speaker 1 seeing that? Fuck no.

Speaker 1 Bro, I've never seen anything like that until it was shown on the TV. I didn't know it existed.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like dressed like a homeless person. She's dressed like a peacock.

Speaker 1 Dude, who cares? These people are

Speaker 1 insane, corrupt criminals. She just looks like the perfect fucking villain, bro.
She really does.

Speaker 1 I'm sure she's a nice lady. No, she's not.

Speaker 1 I'm sure she isn't. I don't even have to know her, bro.
I'm sure she's got butterscotch and peppermint in her pockets, bro. She's nice.
With fucking cyanide in them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Bro, she looks like the fucking chick that gave Snow White the apple, bro.
Yeah. That's what she looks like, bro.
Yeah, that's right. That's what she looks like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my prediction.

Speaker 1 Cruella Deville. No, that's Dalmatians.
But she could also be. She looks like

Speaker 1 fucking Cruella, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How do you know all these Disney movies, but you don't know Days of Thunder? Bro, I got two girls, bro. You don't know Days of Thunder.

Speaker 1 You still haven't watched it. Still have not watched it.
Listen, it was on the agenda this past weekend.

Speaker 1 But I forgot what I did. I did something else.

Speaker 1 I got pressure, bro. I got NASCAR drivers hitting me up.
Yeah, I know, because they listened to the show, and they're like, dude, they're hitting me up, too. They're like, fuck that guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like telling me to get my shit together.

Speaker 1 One of them called me.

Speaker 1 NASCAR is for black people. Yeah, one of them called me Bubba Wallace, bro.
I didn't know if it was a compliment or, I don't know, does Bubble Wallace win races? Bubble. Bubble Wallace?

Speaker 1 Bubble Wallace.

Speaker 1 Why are you laughing? That's pretty fucking funny. That's not funny, bro.
That is funny. That's not funny.
Yeah, it is. So now I know why you've been working out.

Speaker 1 But yeah, you know, I'll get there, bro. Listen, you have my word, Andy.
I will watch it. All right.
Well,

Speaker 1 it's a good movie. You're missing out.
Yeah. Um, other things, I want to, I want to also bring this up a part of this speech.

Speaker 1 Um, you know, because I mean, you talk about reaching the low of the low, okay? The low of the low.

Speaker 1 And, like, we have, like, Trump brought, he had plenty of special guests that he liked, you know, that he, that he, you know, would, would, you know,

Speaker 1 wanted the nation to, I guess, see and address and memorialize them. Um, you know, one of them being this 13-year-old boy, uh, DJ Daniel.
Um, and uh, he made uh, it was a, it was an awesome.

Speaker 1 It was awesome. Bro, listen, I don't care.
You could be the shit, like the number one shit bag in the world.

Speaker 1 There is no way that you could watch that and not

Speaker 1 feel like a little flicker in there in your heart. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, oh, that's cool.
It doesn't matter what side you're on, bro. And it was absolutely disgusting

Speaker 1 what those fucking people did. Yeah.
Or more importantly, what they didn't do. I guess you should say.
I think everybody saw it right now. Yeah, I mean, mean, everybody's seen it.

Speaker 1 Trump makes boy with brain cancer honorary Secret Service agent at Congressional Address. Let's check this clip.

Speaker 5 DJ, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. I am asking our new Secret Service Director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service.

Speaker 1 Look at all that racism. So racist.
Look at all that racism that's happening right there. That's fucking awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 That's fucking awesome. That's the guy that fucking pulled Trump off the stage during the shooting, too.
That was his

Speaker 1 look at that.

Speaker 1 That's awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 1 bro, listen.

Speaker 1 You could run over a litter of kittens, bro. I'm talking about heartless.
Yeah. And watch that and be like, all right.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Listen, dude.

Speaker 1 These people are shitbags. Bro.
Okay. And like, I actually believe,

Speaker 1 you know, look, I walked in the next day

Speaker 1 and my dad, who normally doesn't say anything like political, he's not like a big political guy.

Speaker 1 I was in the conference room over there. I forgot which one it is, the one with the metal table.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 what's that one called? I think that's Charlie. Charlie?

Speaker 1 I was in there and

Speaker 1 he came walking in. He's like, man, he's like, did you see that

Speaker 1 Trump last night? And I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 And he goes, dude,

Speaker 1 those Democrats committed political suicide on national television.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, you think? And he's like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 He's like, dude, when they didn't clap for that little boy, he's like everybody i talked to you know thought it was the most disgusting thing ever and like dude how out of touch strategically like even if you are a bag

Speaker 1 like you're not gonna pretend that you're not like that's what i'm saying yeah like dude imagine like how fucking stupid are you like no i i i did this with alex we were watching this imagine Because like, no, all them fucking, they all talk to each other.

Speaker 1 All right, we're not clapping for anything, right? And they fucking call out dj daniel

Speaker 1 fuck it's it's

Speaker 1 they don't know what to do it's a black boy

Speaker 1 well you know what happened here's what happened this is what actually happened they

Speaker 1 made their uh

Speaker 1 protest

Speaker 1 known before the event which is stupid yeah they showed okay yeah So they put out that they weren't going to clap and that they were going to yell and scream and throw shit at Trump.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Trump found that out out ahead of time.

Speaker 1 And so I'm fairly certain that he did everything he could to make them look ridiculous, which he accomplished. Definitely accomplished.
There's no doubt about that.

Speaker 1 But like the sickening, like you would think it ended there, right? No claps, no applause, no standing ovations for this kid. Had nothing but a lot of people.

Speaker 1 But these motherfuckers will stand when Zelensky comes in and gets $50 billion.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, because they're getting some of it.

Speaker 1 Or when Netanyahu comes in, they'll stand for five minutes straight because we all know they suck that bitch. Yeah, bipartisanship.
Yeah. Right.
But you would think.

Speaker 1 We'll stand up and cheer for our hardworking Americans' tax dollars to be sent overseas to other countries for any reason.

Speaker 1 We'll cheer for that because we know that we're getting a piece of that back in our own pockets. But we're not going to cheer for Lake and Riley's mother and sister.
Okay, who were in attendance.

Speaker 1 We're not going to cheer for

Speaker 1 this young man, DJ, who's had to go through 13 fucking brain surgeries, bro, at 13. Bro, the Abbey Gate bomber, the fucking Afghanistan withdrawal, not one Democrat clapped or stood for that.

Speaker 1 We just brought the fucking terrorist mastermind back that day.

Speaker 1 And Trump announced on the floor, nobody clapped for that. None of them clapped for it.
It's fucking, it's sickening, bro. It's fucking sickening.

Speaker 1 Now, like, the worst part about that DJ Daniel thing, you know, like I said, nobody clapped about it. Okay, whatever.

Speaker 1 It's what happened after. Okay.
I got a clip here. This is Maxine Waters.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Maxine Waters says that Trump misused angel families and the child with brain cancer in his speech. Let's check this clip.

Speaker 6 Pretty awful. And I really did not like the way he used the tragic

Speaker 6 incidents and the families that were there. who, of course, appreciated, you know, what they think is their president caring about what happened, you know, to the 12-year-old and to others

Speaker 6 who were victims. And we all feel sad and bad for them, but he misused them.
He misused them. And what he did was he focused on them instead of focusing on the real issues that we're dealing with now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he misused them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got AOC posing at the border to nobody. Yeah, he used them.
Yeah, or pretending to be arrested with no cuffs on. And

Speaker 1 he used them oh or like when they all kneeled for blm with their traditional african

Speaker 1 scarves on

Speaker 1 holy yeah trump misused them for sure for sure

Speaker 1 definitely not political i think half those people died from taking a knee for half for nine minutes

Speaker 1 bro you dude listen

Speaker 1 This is how fucking stupid they are. This is how fucking stupid they are.
They used them, bro. Listen, they're taking a knee with a like a traditional African cloth.
I don't know what you call it.

Speaker 1 It's a kin tick off. No, that's not what it's called.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck it's called, but these, this is, these guys, George Floyd is a fucking American. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, like,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 1 You're right, he's not even.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Like, what the fuck is going on here, bro? Like, are are you gonna, like, if something happens to me, y'all gonna fucking put an Italy flag around your neck?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm fucking American, man.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, like, these people are so fucking ridiculous, dude.

Speaker 1 The dude's not even fucking African. He's fucking American.
He's born here. Bro, that's great.
It's the truth. Oh, that's so good.
Well, dude, they can't see it like that. Bro, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Bro, hold on. This is actually a great point.
They do not see

Speaker 1 black Americans as American. No, they don't.
Democrats don't. They don't.
That's fucking insane. They don't.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 it's insane. Like, they look like this is like, dude, I just kind of like connected this, but like, to even do that, like, if, okay, if we're all here, right? And it's just our guys in the room here.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And let's say, you know, something happens and we're like, fuck, that was super racist.
We're going to fucking take a knee for this.

Speaker 1 And no, nowhere in my mind am I like, let's go find some African guards. This is ancestry.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's put some kilts on for Andy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, bro,

Speaker 1 like, what the fuck? Zhan, what would we have to wear for you?

Speaker 3 Just throw some curry on your head.

Speaker 1 No, we're strong.

Speaker 1 Fucking, fuck it. We would have to throw some Tivas on in the wintertime.

Speaker 1 We'd have to get some fucking sandals and wear them on the coldest day of the year to honor Zean. What do we do for Bosnians? That's the hot.
That's what we do for Bosnians.

Speaker 1 You don't say, you don't talk shit about Bosnians, bro, at all. No, no, we put the Puma track suits on.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 1 Here's what I've learned about Bosnians, bro. Most of them are real quiet, and you don't fuck with them.
Oh, no, you don't fuck with Bosnians. And by the way,

Speaker 1 if you're good with them, they're fucking loyal motherfuckers, bro. Yeah.
And they're hard workers. Oh, they're great people.
Great people.

Speaker 1 But they prefer knives to guns.

Speaker 1 And that's not good. Yeah, I don't like knives.
Yeah. Fuck no.
You know what they say? What?

Speaker 1 If you see a knife run, if you see a gun charge. you fight them.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fight the gun, run from the knife. That's a, what's the name? I did it backwards.

Speaker 1 How'd you learn that lesson? Yeah. Oh shit, man, but it cost me my fucking face.

Speaker 1 Now, if you thought Maxine Waters was bad, we gotta go one more step. Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's go to MSNBC.

Speaker 1 Bro, that blows my mind. Like, they don't even see,

Speaker 1 they didn't even see George Floyd as an american

Speaker 1 now i wonder like how like you know true to culture they were with those those scarves like did they act like did they steal them to really get in tune with the

Speaker 1 well the worst part is hold on shut the fuck up the worst part is is that you know like they were all gathering there and somebody's like handing them out

Speaker 1 you know out of box make sure you put this around your neck yeah right make sure you do this it's not like they were wearing, like,

Speaker 1 whatever.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Look at fat Jerry Nadler not even able to kneel. Like, motherfucker.
Fuddler the Rizzler. Hey,

Speaker 1 fucking fat ass. Where's he been? You can't kneel.
Probably fucking in the wood chipper. Yeah.
You can't kneel because you're so fucking fat. Maybe you should do something about it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He'd be the same height either way. I mean,

Speaker 1 he's a little dude. Bro,

Speaker 1 he's a little guy. Anyway.
But,

Speaker 1 you know, okay, Maxine, you're right.

Speaker 1 Trump used him. Cool.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 let's go a step lower on the fucking pole to hell that these people are going to be going to.

Speaker 1 MSNBC's Wallace, concerned young cancer survivor might kill himself. Have you seen this shit?

Speaker 1 Holy shit. It's one of the most absurd statements that I've seen made in public.
And that includes like the internet. And that's saying it's a lot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, bro, I look around at all the conspiracy pages and like all the guys who are on the far left and the guys on the far right. And I see some crazy ass shit being said.

Speaker 1 But this is up there, man. Bro.
This might be at the top. It's going to be hot down there, bro.
Yeah. It's going to be fucking hot down there.
Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 7 But I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that you let yourself feel. And I let myself feel joy about DJ.
And I hope he's alive for another, you know, 95 years, right? And I hope he lives

Speaker 7 the life he wants to live. He wants to be a cop.
He knows what he wants to do. And maybe when you have childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you.

Speaker 7 And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer. But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.

Speaker 7 And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide.

Speaker 7 And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy and then live to see Donald Trump pardon those people.

Speaker 1 Well, that's pretty absurd.

Speaker 1 There's a special place. Bro, these people, they're still talking about J6.
Nobody gives a fuck. Okay.
Everybody, most

Speaker 1 regular people who are

Speaker 1 reasonable and have common sense understand that J6 was a psyop. It was a sham.
Yes. They understand that.
They understand that the

Speaker 1 guys that were held and the girls that were held for four years without any trial or

Speaker 1 process. Yeah, like they understand that's very wrong.
And so like these people, what they're doing, obviously, their job is not to give their opinions. That's not an opinion.

Speaker 1 Their job is to push a narrative. Fear.
Yeah. And so they try to work their narrative in with their commentary.
And that's how it turns out when it's not authentic. She doesn't actually believe that.

Speaker 1 She fucking knows that's not true.

Speaker 1 Look at the way she says it. Like at the end, she starts tying it in.
It doesn't even make sense. No, how did you get from A to A to A to be there?

Speaker 1 Because it, dude, the fact that it was even mentioned there shows, it really exposes how they have to work the narrative into these stories.

Speaker 1 And like, dude, it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting.
But DJ had a message to them. Did you see this? I hope he fucking arrested them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, DJ, 13-year-old honorary Secret Service agent DJ Daniel has a message for Democrats after meeting with President Trump. This is what he had to say.

Speaker 8 Such an honor to have met you.

Speaker 9 He has one more thing to say. I won't interrupt you.

Speaker 1 If you're a Democrat and you're being mean to President Trump, I'm on your bumper.

Speaker 1 Bro, he ain't playing. That's a polite way to say I'm on your ass.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, fuck it, DJ's on it, bro.

Speaker 1 I think we're gonna be good I think we're gonna be good oh man if DJ's on it dude we're gonna be good we'll be all right he knows right from wrong you know what's funny that little guy knows right from wrong better than those people do no doubt no doubt man I

Speaker 1 I couldn't imagine a world like I really couldn't imagine a world like even and by the way I don't identify with either of these groups I try to like critically think

Speaker 1 in every scenario, you know, like I don't say, oh, I'm on this this team so that I can and agree with that. I don't do that.
It's not how I look at the world. I don't look at the world like that.

Speaker 1 If I looked at the world like that, I couldn't be successful in business. Okay.
I have to evaluate each person, each decision.

Speaker 1 Individually. Yes.
Unemotionally. So,

Speaker 1 but here's the things I've noticed. Like when, you know,

Speaker 1 Biden was in power and fucking, you know, he, they would come in and say things, even if, you know, necessarily, and this used to make us mad. We've covered this on the show.

Speaker 1 We're like, why the fuck are they clapping? And they were clapping to certain things out of courtesy because it's the decorum

Speaker 1 of this chamber and what we've done for hundreds of years. It's supposed to be civil discourse, but it is not civil anymore.
It's very uncivil. It's very mean.
It's very nasty. It's immoral.

Speaker 1 And, you know, it's caused primarily by one group of people.

Speaker 1 And America america knows it because they just got their asses beat they can't help it yeah and i and dude you would think like you would really think i i can tell you this if we were on a team let's say we were them we were the democrats us here okay and us listening do i got some i got my dick off

Speaker 1 yes okay so

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 We're all on that team, right? And I'm in the group. And let's say I'm not even the leader of the group.
I'm not even the leader, dude. Like, you're the leader, okay?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 we come in and we're like, holy shit, dude. We just got our asses kicked.
Like,

Speaker 1 what the fuck? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you said, well, here, you know what we need to do? We need to do more of that. We just didn't do it enough.
You're right. That's what it was.
You know, you know, we just didn't harass them enough.

Speaker 1 We just didn't have enough propaganda. We just didn't steal enough.
We just didn't call them enough names or shame them enough. Like, that's the level of intelligence that these people have.

Speaker 1 And they've shown it with their actions over the last 60 days or six weeks. They're not coming back from where they went.
They are not moving off of that line.

Speaker 1 And they are not smart enough to understand that if they continue to press, they're just going to lose more and more and more and more and more. They're doubling down.
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So if I'm in that group, I'm going to say,

Speaker 1 guys, listen, I know I'm new new here. I know I'm the lowest ranking dude, but I got to tell you what I think.

Speaker 1 And what I think is, is that if we don't change our messaging and we don't pivot towards where the culture is, because culture is upstream from politics and we answer to culture, not culture created by us, we're going to have to make some changes or we're never going to win again.

Speaker 1 And everybody's going to be like, oh,

Speaker 1 and I'm going to say, well, do you want to win or do you want to lose? What do I know? I'm new here, but that's my observation.

Speaker 1 And, you know, that's it's amazing, it's amazing to me, which I'm thankful for that nobody's doing that with them. Like, it's crazy, it's it's like it's really weird, yeah, guys.

Speaker 1 Jump in on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 That being said,

Speaker 1 let's cruise some of these comments. What this is my favorite time, we got some good ones here today.

Speaker 1 Um, this first comment comes from uh at EBH62.

Speaker 1 You guys are very good at telling us what's going around going on around the world, but you guys have no idea what good food is. How the fuck are you going to get to 350 pounds?

Speaker 1 Don't know what the fuck good food is. You got to know a thing or two.
Motherfucker, have you been 350? I've been 350. I have too.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Have you been 350, EBH 62?

Speaker 1 Probably not.

Speaker 1 That's all I got to say.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I want to know what this guy thinks good food is. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? How do we know? What are you talking about? I'm offended.

Speaker 1 You're fat-shaming us right now. We are.

Speaker 1 If there's some things I know in life, I only know a few things, but what I do know is how to eat.

Speaker 1 And I know what good food is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I listen. You think I believe I'm

Speaker 1 a believer.

Speaker 1 You and me, we're the fat boys. We get it.
You know the fat boys, the music group? There used to be a group called the Fat Boys. Fat Boys, do they die? Probably.
Remember that Joe? The Fat Boys?

Speaker 1 Because it's not good for you, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Well,

Speaker 1 yeah, EBH, drop a pic. I need to see a picture.
Yeah, listen,

Speaker 1 if you're going to drop a comment like that, we got to know what you look like.

Speaker 1 We got to know. We got to see you.
We got to see what the fuck you're eating. Now, if he's like 600 pounds, we're like, okay, all right.
We'll bow. We'll bow.

Speaker 1 I will bow to your gluttony.

Speaker 1 But I don't think you know what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't think so either, man.
I trust DJ and I over you, bro. Hey, I'm doing so.
Let's have a cookoff.

Speaker 1 Me and you versus them.

Speaker 1 Him? Fucking anybody out. Nobody out there could beat us, bro.

Speaker 1 I agree with us. Now, if you're an actual professional chef, I'll kick their ass.
Like Chef Eric and shit. I'll kick his ass.
No, we ain't doing that. Gordon Ramsey, it's on.
No, okay.

Speaker 1 I would like to kind of get Gordon because, like, he get pissed off and shit. Bro, I cook, I will, I'll cook him.
I don't think so. He's still British, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, you gotta remember, like, yeah, he does all right, but he's still British. That is true, man.
Still British. That's why he's so famous over here.
The beans and toast, bro. I'll kick his ass.

Speaker 1 I like Gordon. I like his car collection, and I think he's awesome on TV.
Yeah, handsome guy. I don't want to fucking, I don't even want to do that.
I want the smoke. No, you don't.
All right.

Speaker 1 He'll kick your ass. I think he'll beat your ass physically, too.
Well, that's debatable, idiot. You wouldn't want.
Why would you want that to be the case? I'm just saying. He just seems like he's

Speaker 1 he seems like he's pretty tough.

Speaker 1 It's all tough. I don't pay you to beat people up.
I pay you to shoot people. That's true.
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 Our next comment comes from Ed Rubind

Speaker 1 Plata.

Speaker 1 Rubind.

Speaker 1 But that is kind of weird that I can outshoot you, too. Okay, so what the fuck am I doing?

Speaker 1 Now I got this guy on my podcast. This is misinformation.
He can barely read.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He can't fucking shoot. He can't fight.

Speaker 1 Doesn't work out until somebody calls him fucking...

Speaker 1 What do they call him?

Speaker 1 What do you call him? Bubble Wallace.

Speaker 1 Bubble Wallace.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude. That's funny.
Bubble. Did they really call you? Yeah, I really got called that.
They should call you Bubble Wallace.

Speaker 1 Bro, we're going to start making shirts with the funniest joke of the show.

Speaker 1 We're going to get you a shirt. It's going to say Bubble Wallace.
Yeah. It'd be great.
I'm so excited. I know.

Speaker 1 This next comment. I'm going to get one that says, I love raisins.

Speaker 1 We got another comment, man. This next comment comes from Ruben

Speaker 1 Plata. Ruben Plata.
I do not salt my food. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Too spicy. Hold the pepper.

Speaker 1 T-Shot's going to wear one that says, I wear sandals in the snow.

Speaker 1 Now, in all fairness, you're not a sandal guy.

Speaker 1 Right? You are? No, I'm not. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I hate Indian people here.

Speaker 1 You hate them? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you hate Indian people. Yeah.
You hate black people. And I'm over here making jokes about both of us.
Yeah. But see, I like everybody.
Yeah. You guys really do hate them.
That's right.

Speaker 1 You know what? What? I kind of hate white people.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the group. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody hates. I'm just joining in.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the truth, Joe. I hate everybody.
I hate everyone equally. I do.

Speaker 1 Good or bad. That's how I look at the world.
Yep, that's it. I don't give a fuck how tan you are, bro, or what the fuck you, you know, prefer to eat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But if you're a shitbag, who do you prefer to eat? Huh? Yeah. At barbecue?

Speaker 1 Like that motherfucker in, where's that? Haiti? Yeah. Barbecue? Yeah.

Speaker 1 How's barbecue doing? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 I think the smoke pits are still rolling. Listen, man.
I mean, see, he gets it, though. He does.

Speaker 1 He's he's like you know like i'm gonna like vlad the impaler dude he won his battles by scaring the opponents so bad they didn't fight him so now nobody with barbecue because he's like dude i'll be dinner yeah bro that's that's some wild

Speaker 1 all right i wouldn't care if someone cooked me after i died andy what i'm just saying that wouldn't like i wouldn't think about that well you'd be dead you couldn't think about it yeah but he must be barbecuing them alive because that would be scary that'd be because they're scared of him that That would suck.

Speaker 1 That would suck.

Speaker 1 Well, see, if Trump did some shit like that or we had some fucking leadership that was willing to hold people accountable and we did a couple things like that, we wouldn't have any fucking problems.

Speaker 1 We'd be good for a minute. Dude.
Yeah. We'd be good for a minute.
That dude that killed Lake and Riley fucking straight on the barbecue pit, bro.

Speaker 1 Alive. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Dude, you ever seen, you haven't seen it. You guys ever seen fucking Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom?

Speaker 1 Okay. Where they lowered a dude in the the cage on the fire and shit.
That's what we'd be doing. That's what we should do.
I know you've never seen it. No, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 I know about the old torture method. Like there was this big metal bowl they would put people in and then light the fire underneath.
A bowl? Or a bowl?

Speaker 1 Like it was a life-size bowl, but it was made of metal. And they put them inside.
They put them inside, seal it up, and then light a fire underneath it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's wild. Anyway.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well,

Speaker 1 we're going to have to see some certification here on your weight

Speaker 1 and what country you come from because some of you guys have no idea how to eat good food. And I've been to these countries.

Speaker 1 Some are good, some not so good. Not so good, man.

Speaker 1 Let's check out this next counter. This is Ruben Plata.
He says, Papa John's stock went down because of Andy.

Speaker 1 I mean, I hope not. I'm not trying to like fucking, did they really?

Speaker 1 I really did. Holy shit.
It went down fucking three bucks. It really did.

Speaker 3 When I selected the comment, that was real time. You can see the date over there too, March 5th, 2.40 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time.

Speaker 1 This actually happened. This happened.
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 I'm not making this up. Wait, wait, wait.
So when the show aired, it started going down? It's the day after.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it was going up. If you go to the one-month category, it was going up.
But then last two days, it went down.

Speaker 1 Oh, damn.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to do that shit. I was just telling a fucking funny ass story.

Speaker 1 I mean, real talk, I'm not eating Papa John's, and we're not having it here, but I mean, if you guys want to fucking eat, I don't give a shit. Dude, I don't like that.
I don't want to hurt nobody.

Speaker 1 I'm not into that shit.

Speaker 1 You guys can eat it. Your voice has influence.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say, what else could we influence? That makes me feel bad. Hold on, Edi.
Hold on. We can.

Speaker 1 I'm not into that shit, bro. I'm just saying what my decision is and how I run my little area.
Well, okay.

Speaker 1 You guys go out and order yourself Papa John's today.

Speaker 1 Well, hold on, just stay with me real quick. Okay, we might be able to use this to our advantage.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Like, what else could we, you know, well, I mean, yeah, but see, you got to use that responsibly. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, responsibly, of course. Of course, of course.

Speaker 1 You asking me, well, do we have something?

Speaker 1 Do we have something? I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's some fucking people on the internet I'd like to fucking put down. Yeah, no, I'd like to drop their stock.
Yeah. Maybe we'll start doing that.
Maybe we'll put that.

Speaker 1 Maybe that'll be after Cruz, the comment. It'll be asshole of the internet of the day.

Speaker 1 I like it. Catchy.
Asshole of the internet of the day.

Speaker 3 On the flip side, somebody also commented that they will order a Papa Jones pizza to every S2 location.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's fucking bad. You're a shithead.
I do that.

Speaker 1 That's a hater. Yeah, I just hate it, bro.
Yeah. So anyway,

Speaker 1 listen. Don't be doing that shit.

Speaker 1 I don't like that. That makes you feel bad, bro.
That really does. I'm not trying to hurt any of the companies.
Yeah, no, for real. They just did me wrong, so I don't support them.
Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 1 Look, dude, I'm all about people

Speaker 1 deciding for themselves. What I don't like is when people try to ruin other people, and that was not my intent at all.
Like, I was just sharing a funny story. It was just 5%.
They'll be fine. Huh?

Speaker 1 I'm sure they'll bounce back.

Speaker 1 Be all right. You really think that happened? There's no way.
Bro, this is real. No way.
That is real.

Speaker 3 I actually thought of Photoshopping it, but I actually went and checked online, and that's a screenshot of it.

Speaker 1 Oh, you thought about just Photoshopping it? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, but it's real.

Speaker 1 Fuck around and find out. Bro, it's great.
I like it. It is what this is.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. We could use it for sponsoring right now.
Look, dude, listen, there's all kinds of good people that are employed by Papa John's. I ain't trying to hurt anybody.

Speaker 1 Oh, it went back up.

Speaker 3 It's at 46.52 right now. Good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But still, you should buy Katie's pizza. Katie's is better.
Yeah. Yeah.
Buy Katie's pizza or Emo's pizza.

Speaker 1 Yep. Or fucking Anthony knows.
Anthony knows. Those are the three pizzas that are acceptable before that.

Speaker 1 I stand on that. Yep.
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 We got one last comment. This is interesting.
It's a little breathy, but you know, it's a good comment. Oh, wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 If it's breathy, it must have come from somebody on the left because their comments are like always 50 paragraphs. No, that's a good one.
Oh, really? That's good. Okay.
That's good.

Speaker 1 This is from Ethan Peterson, 8463.

Speaker 1 Okay, so A and N DJ came in clutch today. I live in a small town in northwest Arkansas called P-Ridge.
I was definitely speeding, at least 15 over. I got stopped by an officer.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting in my truck thinking this dude is going to hang me to dry. On top of my speed, my tags are way past due.

Speaker 1 I was listening to today's episode and the officer gets to the window, asks for my ID and all that information. I proceed to hand him that along with inform him of what was in my armrest, pew-pew.

Speaker 1 The officer looks at my screen and seeing the show was playing, he looks at me straight-faced and asked, are you a hoe?

Speaker 1 I'm thinking, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Speaker 1 Then it hits me, he's a fan like myself. After shooting the shit for a minute, he asked again if I'm a hoe.
I said, hell no, I share the show. He then asked me to prove it.

Speaker 1 So I sent it to the first five contacts in my phone. He tosses me my shit and walks to his car yelling, don't be a hoe, share the show, and slow your ass down.
Thanks, fellas.

Speaker 1 You saved me a pretty penny. Keep it up.
And P.S. Wendy's fries are the best.
Get the fuck out if you say different. Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
It's a good story, man. We're saving pennies.

Speaker 1 That's like the third or fourth story. We heard about that from the police.
Happened quite a bit, man. Yeah.
That cop's definitely not a hoe. No.
Nope. Dude, that's awesome.
That's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's a popo. Yeah.
Well, Popos ain't hoes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Love it, guys.
We appreciate you guys for being real ass fans.

Speaker 1 Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification on YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's keep this cruising. It's still surreal to me that people actually listen to us.

Speaker 1 Like hearing a story like that, or like, dude,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 like seeing the hat places. You know what I'm saying? Like, on the internet randomly.
Fucking Mount Kilimanjaro. Yeah.
Like, that was fucking badass. Shit like that.
Like.

Speaker 3 The Elon guy. The guy who got the...

Speaker 1 The guy with the Elon. Yeah, the million bucks.
Who won the million bucks. Like, just see, like, dude, it's cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what's real cool about it, though, too, is, like, when people see it, they automatically know like they're cool. That's a good dude.
Yeah. That's a good girl.
That's a good woman.

Speaker 1 Yeah, for sure. We're going to take the world over, man.

Speaker 1 One hoe at a time. That's right.

Speaker 1 That's Elon's slogan.

Speaker 1 All right, guys, we got headline number two.

Speaker 1 Let's check in on our migrant situation. Headline number two reads, there is no America without migrants, says Democrat Attorney General.
Well, there's no America without immigrants. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Immigrants and migrants are not the same. Two different things.
That's right. Two different things.
America would not exist without migrants.

Speaker 1 Connecticut Democrat Attorney General William Tong told his political allies this week, speaking on Tuesday to the Immigration Community Meeting sponsored by Latinos for Educational Advocacy and Diversity.

Speaker 1 That sounds like some USAID shit.

Speaker 1 This was held in Connecticut.

Speaker 1 Tong renewed his pledge that Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont's administration will continue to, quote, protect, honor, and respect our immigrants and immigrants' families, the Norwich bulletin reported.

Speaker 1 He also insisted that so-called, quote-unquote, birthright citizenship must be protected.

Speaker 1 Birthright citizenship has increasingly come under fire for lending automatic citizenship to birth tourists, women who become pregnant from other countries just to bear their child on U.S.

Speaker 1 soil in order to be eligible for the United States welfare and other benefits.

Speaker 1 So I thought that was interesting.

Speaker 1 It is migrants, but here's an interesting thing.

Speaker 1 This hit me today when I was putting the show together, bro.

Speaker 1 is that I'm starting to see

Speaker 1 like the Democrats have always been Democrats, okay?

Speaker 1 But I feel like I'm starting to see some really alarming correlations with like this migration thing and slavery.

Speaker 1 Like, these people are fighting for their slaves, right?

Speaker 1 You know, you had the South fighting to keep slavery going, and then you got, you know, our modern-day Democrats fighting to keep their migrants, which they are trying to use to replace the vote.

Speaker 1 And like, they're fighting for the people that they're oppressing. Well, I mean, bro, you listen to what they say when you start asking them about the importance of migrants.

Speaker 1 And one of the first things they say is like, who's going to cut your grass? Right. Or who's going to pick your fruit? Or who's going to do like

Speaker 1 that in itself shows you the worldview they have of these people.

Speaker 1 They see them as a subservient class, which is absurd because

Speaker 1 no job and no working people are subservient of any class, in my opinion. If you work hard and you do the best that that you can, that's respectable.
It doesn't matter if you're sweeping the floor.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter if you're taking the garbage.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're running a country like, dude, do the best you can.
And I admire that. It doesn't matter.
I think that's respectable and deserves respect at any level.

Speaker 1 But it's interesting because these people who say these things don't work for anything that they have. They get elected into office and then they funnel the money into their own pockets.

Speaker 1 And then, you know, at the same time, think of themselves as a higher class of people than these people who are coming across the border. Like, that's pretty fucking ironic, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 And then, on top of that,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 I don't think

Speaker 1 that any of this

Speaker 1 has anything else to do with

Speaker 1 these

Speaker 1 people,

Speaker 1 the quote-unquote migrant class, serving the

Speaker 1 the left elite

Speaker 1 very wealthy because like dude the only people that vote democrat it's it's one of two kinds of people it's either very privileged upper middle class or upper class people who really haven't had to work or build or create anything on their own

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 they

Speaker 1 pray

Speaker 1 I mean, I guess that's the best word for to use, and manipulate the poorest class into aligning with them to maintain their power play. Which is the other demographic that vote.
Bro,

Speaker 1 it's an inauthentic position.

Speaker 1 It's a position of manipulation. They don't, the reason they do all this crazy shit isn't because they're stupid.
It's because they believe themselves to be of a higher class of people.

Speaker 1 And then they look at people who are too busy trying to survive and say, ooh, there's an opportunity for me.

Speaker 1 And then they go talk to those people and they say, we're going to fix this, we're going to fix that.

Speaker 1 And then they're smart enough to realize that if they keep these people in that position, they will continue to get the votes.

Speaker 1 So when they say things like, you know, we want these migrants and the migrants are, you know,

Speaker 1 America wouldn't exist without migrants. The motivation behind that isn't anything other than to serve.
themselves. 100%.
And it's not about making a life for these migrants.

Speaker 1 They don't give a fuck about this birthright citizenship or taking care of these people or giving them health care or anything like that. Fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 They promote the murder of American babies like it's fucking the biggest thing in the world.

Speaker 1 Okay. And, you know, it's

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 it's weird to me that people can't, that all people can't see this. Or more people can't see it.
Like what I'm what I'm, yeah, but like it's so blatant. Yeah, it's very obvious.
It's very obvious.

Speaker 1 And like, I mean, but that's the point of the show, right? We draw these conclusions. We connect these dots

Speaker 1 because, you know,

Speaker 1 the thing is, like,

Speaker 1 it's not pocketed anymore. It's not just this one little, like, they're overexposing themselves to the point where I think more people will get it.
Because it's too obvious, right? Like, so let's go.

Speaker 1 There was

Speaker 1 a lot of, not a lot, there's four major Democratic mayors, right? Blue City mayors,

Speaker 1 sanctuary city mayors, as they're called. They got summoned to DC

Speaker 1 to

Speaker 1 speak with a congression. It was a congressional hearing, is what it was, on the immigration crisis and how they were handling it.

Speaker 1 And I got to check a little bit of this out, but I knew, Andy, that this was not going to go well because of how it started.

Speaker 1 Do you remember Michelle Wu? So she's the mayor of Boston. We just had her on on the last show.
This is how she decided to kick it off. Let's hear what she had to say.

Speaker 8 You belong here.

Speaker 8 We are the safest major city in the nation because we are safe for everyone.

Speaker 1 You mean like

Speaker 1 the dude that went into fucking Chick-fil-A and tried to stab fucking people? You mean like safe like that?

Speaker 1 I don't, I don't, I mean, this lady's insane. I don't,

Speaker 1 I think there was a mix of like Spanish and something else, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, who knows?

Speaker 1 She's so corrupt, she could be just making noises and pretending like it's a different language. You know what I'm saying? Like, we don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 But, you know, again, these congressional hearings are kind of led. They're led by, you know, I would say true patriots.

Speaker 1 James Comer's on there.

Speaker 1 You had.

Speaker 1 Pauluna, Representative Pauluna. I mean, she's awesome.

Speaker 1 Byron Donalds is on there. He was the first person to kind of chime in on this and get this shit kicked off.
So let's check out what he had to say.

Speaker 10 Did your city spend on illegal immigration? Do you have a round number?

Speaker 11 Over the last couple of years on all newcomers, whatever their status was, it's around $79 million since 2022.

Speaker 10 $79 million. Mayor Johnson, Chicago.
How much has the city of Chicago spent on illegal immigration?

Speaker 11 If you refer into the 2022 up to 2024 of the buses coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage of the state of Texas, about 1 percent of our overall budget.

Speaker 10 What is that? Because we don't have the city's budget in front of me, numbers.

Speaker 11 It's 1 percent, and if you want the actual calculation, we can make sure someone.

Speaker 10 You're the mayor, you don't have the math in front of you?

Speaker 11 It's 1 percent of the overall budget over the last year.

Speaker 10 That's why you were failing. Which is the same number that

Speaker 10 the city of New York actually spent on illegal immigration. Mayor Johnson, I already asked you, you don't have a hard number.
And if you don't have a hard number, you're not running your city well.

Speaker 10 Mayor Adams, how much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration?

Speaker 11 $6.9 billion billion of taxpayers.

Speaker 10 $6.9 billion

Speaker 10 of taxpayer money on a problem that was fostered on the American people. Mayor Wu, in the city of Boston, how much did you spend?

Speaker 9 We don't ask about immigration status and delivering citizens.

Speaker 10 You don't ask about how much money the city of Boston has spent on illegal immigration. Are you out of your money?

Speaker 10 Do you manage your budget or not, Mayor Wu? That is how we keep it. Mayor Wu, do you manage your budget or not? I have numbers to prove it.

Speaker 9 I manage my budget. I have a triple A bond rating dating back 10 years.

Speaker 10 So, to the city of Boston, just understand that your mayor does not care how much of your resources she has spent on people who are not citizens

Speaker 10 of having outside Boston.

Speaker 10 Mr. Bear, I have a question for you because I understand Cato's perspective when it comes to illegal immigration.

Speaker 1 Almost $7 billion in New York City alone. Chicago's, I want to say they're in definitely hundreds of millions of dollars.
He's trying to lowball us saying 1%. That 1% is a shit ton.

Speaker 1 We saw what 1% looked like with USAID, right? Yeah. It's a shit ton.
Right. It's a shit ton.
But these people like to play games and they kept the heat on them.

Speaker 1 Democrat mayors then refused to answer if they would turn over illegal aliens to ICE.

Speaker 1 So this is from James Comer. Let's check this clip out.
Mayor Wu, under Boston law, would you turn this criminal over to ICE on a detainer?

Speaker 8 Whenever there's a criminal warrant, Boston police enforce that and hold people accountable.

Speaker 1 So would you turn that criminal over to ICE?

Speaker 8 This happened outside the city of Boston, but I can tell you in the city, whenever someone commits a crime, whenever there's a criminal warrant, we hold them accountable.

Speaker 8 If ICE deems that they are dangerous enough to hold, obtain a criminal warrant, and the Boston police will enforce it.

Speaker 1 Will you turn that criminal over to ICE?

Speaker 8 We follow the laws and we make sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, they all did it, and which is interesting like they all try to do this wordplay turnaround because he's literally asking yeah because they're they're talking for sound bites and they understand that that if they say

Speaker 1 you know yeah we'll turn him over to ice that that clip will be made into an ad which will then be used to destroy their quote-unquote position right

Speaker 1 it's sick and like the truth of the matter is they're not turning him over they're like they all want to say oh we follow federal laws and yeah they're not doing that and we have a you know it couldn't have come out at a better time um sanctuary city scandal you remember the migrant who set that woman on fire in the fucking subway?

Speaker 1 He's avoiding deportation because

Speaker 1 under the current policies enacted in New York City, the city's corrections department have refused to honor an immigration and customs enforcement detainer for Zapetical.

Speaker 1 I'm reading the line above this. He fanned the flames with a shirt before sitting on the platform bench and watching as kawam burned

Speaker 1 we follow all federal and state laws though right

Speaker 1 right

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 1 and you know

Speaker 1 there's a special place in hell for these people i believe it um and uh we got to go to anna paulina luna listen when when are we gonna when are we gonna facilitate them finding that place a little bit fucking sooner okay because this is criminal

Speaker 1 and a lot of this shit they're doing is treasonous and destructive to this country, and everybody knows it. So, when are we going to start seeing some accountability? Because I'll be real, dude.

Speaker 1 I'm tired of hearing how great things are going, how awesome things are going, how we're taking this shit back, and nobody's been held accountable

Speaker 1 at all. Okay, so

Speaker 1 I think at this point in time, it would be reasonable for some of these people who have violated the law, who have done treasonous activities. We've had four years to watch them do it.

Speaker 1 You mean to tell me that the Trump side of the table hasn't been planning how to hold these people accountable the whole time? I know they have. So when is that going to happen? And

Speaker 1 I say that with an asterisk. There's information I don't know.
There's things I don't know. I don't know a lot of things.

Speaker 1 I don't know if there's a retaliatory attack planned if something happens or like the Epstein list comes out.

Speaker 1 I don't know. But I think it's reasonable for people to be held accountable at this point in time.

Speaker 1 And sometimes I feel like the Trump administration is out of step with where people are with everything.

Speaker 1 Like we're able to mean it's palatable for you.

Speaker 1 Listen, yeah, dude, listen, the more money, like when they're saying, oh, we're cutting all this funding to Ukraine, and then they give money to Israel, bro, you're losing your base.

Speaker 1 It's only a matter of time. The word is out.
And by the way, did you notice that I talked about that on Tuesday's show?

Speaker 1 And did you notice on yesterday's Wednesday that every single other fucking show was talking about it? Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Interesting. It's a Papa John's effect, bro.
Well, whatever, dude. But the point is, is that, and then, you know, people are like, oh, I see them talking about it here, here, here, here, here, here.

Speaker 1 And then, you know, I never get mentioned in it. We never get mentioned in it.
It's weird. It's weird.
Yeah. Anyway,

Speaker 1 yeah, this guy belongs. This guy should not, not only not be deported, he should be executed.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You lit an American citizen on fucking fire and then you're on video doing it and you fan the flames. Like,

Speaker 1 what does it take? What does it take here? Like, how are we going to allow this? How is that allowed? How is that allowed?

Speaker 1 How can we have a civilized country where people can commit crimes of this nature and not be held accountable in a very

Speaker 1 quick fashion? Like, how

Speaker 1 he's getting more right. This dude's getting more rights in that woman hat.
100%. And how, I don't understand.
Upside-down.

Speaker 1 I don't understand how we could call ourselves a civilized society and all this shit, dude, when this is allowed. That's not civilized.
A civilized society is

Speaker 1 made civilized by the understanding that if you act uncivilized, there will be accountability to those actions.

Speaker 1 And because the law hasn't been enforced, which by the way, we all paid for, because USAID sent the Soros Foundation and his charities $200 plus million dollars, okay, to then be turned around and fund the election campaigns of district attorneys that will not press charges against minorities or violent crimes.

Speaker 1 Why do they do that? Because they want these neighborhoods to be destabilized. All right.
So we paid for these people like this, this immigrant,

Speaker 1 migrant, illegal migrant, to come across the border

Speaker 1 and kill American citizens. We pay for that.
And then there is no punishment for them whatsoever. How can we call that a civilized society? Because people get away with murdering each other.

Speaker 1 How is that civilized? A civilized society is one that has very harsh punishment for crimes like this. And because

Speaker 1 the punishment is swift and harsh, we end up in a situation where there is no crime.

Speaker 1 Okay, so people like this, and people think I'm crazy when I say this, this man was caught on camera, undeniably, setting another woman on fire who then died.

Speaker 1 With that kind of evidence, there should be no fucking defense. There should be no due process.
And all the attorneys that are my friends are cringing right now. But sorry, dude, there shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 There should be an agreement that if you do heinous things and the evidence is

Speaker 1 overwhelmingly true and there was witnesses and everything,

Speaker 1 then it should be like 60 days before this dude's getting beheaded in public.

Speaker 1 And then, if we did that and people knew that, we wouldn't have these things happening. We just wouldn't.

Speaker 1 We wouldn't have our women having to, you know, look over their shoulder everywhere they go or be in fear.

Speaker 1 We wouldn't have downtown urban areas where, you know, you can't even go even though you pay fucking tax for it. You know, we wouldn't have that shit.
We'd have a civilized society.

Speaker 1 So if we want a civilized society to exist, we have to understand that the punishments for not being civilized have to be quick and harsh and intimidating to keep order in society. That's the truth.

Speaker 1 That's the only way it works. Nobody wants to fucking talk about it, but that is the truth.
It would be nice if we could, you know,

Speaker 1 all get along and sing, ring around the rosie and fucking hold hands and shit. But dude, that's not reality, man.
I would love it to be that way too. I would.
I would love for everybody to get along.

Speaker 1 I would love for there not to be criminals. I would love for everybody to have a big heart and care about people.
But there are people that are evil fucks.

Speaker 1 And we should handle those people appropriately so that we can minimize the damage they do in society. 100%, man.
100%.

Speaker 1 Now, I mean, to your point about accountability, that's why I want to check in with Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, because in that same hearing with those same same mayors,

Speaker 1 she's turning them over to the DOJ. Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 9 So you don't believe that banning the transfer of individuals into ICE custody for the purpose of civil immigration enforcement encourages illegal immigration into Chicago?

Speaker 9 Or how about agencies, sorry, one second, or agents not being able to stop, arrest, or detain individuals based solely on their immigration status or administrative warrants?

Speaker 11 So we comply with all laws, local, state, and federal.

Speaker 9 To me, after this line of questioning, it's very clear that these policies that you have all implicated are active and alive and well in your cities are in direct violation with U.S.

Speaker 9 Title VIII Code subsection 1324 and is a federal offense. But you all speak about a broken immigration system, and yet here you guys are aiding and abetting in that entire process.

Speaker 9 I want to be very clear about something.

Speaker 9 Open border policies, which is something that you guys are talking about, hurts people on both sides, meaning the people that are coming here illegally and then American American citizens as well.

Speaker 9 I do not think you guys are bad people, but I think that you are ideologically misled, which is why, unfortunately, based on your responses, I'm all going to be criminally referring you to the Department of Justice for investigation.

Speaker 9 And as soon as I leave here, these will be going over to Pam Bondi.

Speaker 9 I'm not doing that to effort to bully you guys, but I do believe that your policies are hurting the American people, and you can make that known with the evidence that you can present to the Department of Justice.

Speaker 9 But if you guys continue doing what you're doing, you're not going to help anyone. You're going to hurt more people.
And that's exactly why I'm tired of it. The American people are tired of it.

Speaker 9 And Chairman, I yield my time.

Speaker 10 Would you yield your last minute?

Speaker 9 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's great and all, but what's going to happen from there? I mean, I'm getting kind of tired of the strongly worded letters. And, you know, we're going to turn it over for investigation.

Speaker 1 And then when we bring the people in for investigation, they say things like, I can't recall, or I'm not sure, or I can't remember, or I don't know what 1% of the budget actually equals right they they are allowed to dodge all of the questions anyway.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what difference does it make and I commend

Speaker 1 You know Miss Luna for doing that

Speaker 1 That should have been done. That should have been done years and years ago

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 what really is going to happen?

Speaker 1 What's really going to happen? How long is it going to take?

Speaker 1 How many more Americans are going to die for any fruit to come off that tree bro doesn't it piss people off that these people side with the criminals doesn't it piss

Speaker 1 these criminals have more rights than the american victims that they hurt well bro that is a communist that's in the communist manifesto that's

Speaker 1 in uh salolinski's book that's in 1984 this has been written about for a hundred years

Speaker 1 and people dude i don't know i i'm starting starting to think it might be worse than what we think. Yeah.
Guys, let us know down in the comments.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's get to our final headline of the show. We got headline number three.

Speaker 1 Exclusive, Senator Bernie Moreno introduces a bill to ban foreign flags on Capitol grounds.

Speaker 1 Have you seen this? No. So this just came out today.

Speaker 1 Senator Bernie Moreno out of Ohio has introduced legislation to ban the display of foreign flags on U.S. Capitol grounds.

Speaker 1 Breitbart News has learned exclusively. Moreno, he's a legal, he's a legal immigrant from Colombia

Speaker 1 who came here to the United States as a child and then built an impressive auto-dealer chain business before his election last year to the U.S. Senate.

Speaker 1 He told Breitbart News that flying foreign flags like Ukraine's in Congress is offensive to Americans.

Speaker 1 Quote, when I came to this country as a child, I swore allegiance to America and America alone, which is why it's so deeply offensive to me to see elected officials flying the flags of foreign nations like Ukraine in the halls of Congress.

Speaker 1 Moreno told Brightbar News, quote, we swore an oath to the American people we would always put them first.

Speaker 1 Let's start acting like it and stop sending billions overseas on endless wars when average Americans are struggling. So he just introduced this new bill.

Speaker 1 It's called the Allegiance Act, which will make it illegal for members of Congress to use official funds to purchase any nation's flag other than the american flag it would also prohibit the display on capitol grounds of a nation's flag if it's not the united states flag um and like this was you know one of the biggest things this is a picture this is when zelinsky you know had the privilege to address our um our congressmen and women and senators and you got pelosi and the vice president then vice president kamala harris holding a signed uh ukrainian flag you know and it's signed by all of the people look at kamala's face bro getting Getting the money.

Speaker 1 Look at her fucking face. Oh, she's ecstatic.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 She's got this smug-ass look on her face, like looking at her people in the chamber. Like, look what we did.

Speaker 1 We're so strong and brave. We're going to get paid so much.
That's right. That's what she's saying with her fucking face.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck the American people with her face right there. That's what she's saying.

Speaker 1 Thoughts on. I mean, dude, yeah.

Speaker 1 All flex.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All flags. Bro, more than flex.
You know those stupid fucking pins they got on the lapels? That's that too. Bro, that fucking thing.
Listen, dude, listen.

Speaker 1 There's too much foreign influence in our government. There's too much federal aid to goes to anyone.
All right.

Speaker 1 The fact that we're sending a single dollar to any government is insane. The fact that we're sending a dollar to Ukraine after what's happened is insane.

Speaker 1 The fact that we're sending money to Israel, who is

Speaker 1 bought their leadership are some of the richest individuals on the fucking planet. Okay, that's insane.
Well, Israel can lobby directly to our politicians, no problem.

Speaker 1 It goes further than that. Then we have a number of the United States government who are dual citizens with Israel.
How is that okay?

Speaker 1 How is that okay? How do we allow dual citizens of any country to make the decisions about our country? That makes no fucking sense. Makes no sense.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And we all know why. We all know why it's allowed.

Speaker 1 It's because of the Jeffrey Epstein type shit that all of these people know about and you know, the leverage and the blackmail and all the dirty shit behind closed doors that we don't ever get to see.

Speaker 1 It's insane, dude. And dude, like, it's not America first.

Speaker 1 It's not America first to send our tax dollars anywhere else, but to the benefit of our American citizens on American soil, especially when we are in the state that we are currently in.

Speaker 1 It's bullshit. It makes no sense.
And, dude, this isn't an attack on fucking anybody.

Speaker 1 This is an attack on what's actually happening in our country to where we have people of dual citizenship making decisions to

Speaker 1 finance the agendas of other countries that they happen to be a citizen of. Like, that's

Speaker 1 not something that is very American. And people are waking up to it for sure.
You know, I'm very glad that it was talked about on all these channels because now we're starting to get somewhere.

Speaker 1 And I love the way that it was addressed too, because it wasn't like how some of these people do, which is like, oh, it's fucking Jews. No, it's not.
It is the fucking leadership.

Speaker 1 It is the government. Do you agree with what our government does? No, most of you don't.
Okay. So does that mean that it's all Americans? Anti-Americans.
Like, bro,

Speaker 1 it's a lazy argument. Yeah.
It's a lazy argument. It's a low IQ argument.
It's a low IQ argument, bro. Here's what it is.
It is this.

Speaker 1 It's evil people at the top, and evil people rise to the top because they're willing to do whatever the fuck they have to do

Speaker 1 to get to the top. And,

Speaker 1 you know, of government is what I mean.

Speaker 1 And, dude, these people make these decisions, and uh, you know, and then and then they hide behind all the good people that happen to be citizens of their country or members of their faith or lineage.

Speaker 1 And they say, Oh, you're criticizing me because I'm Jewish.

Speaker 1 No, we're criticizing you because you're blackmailing our government and making us as American taxpayers have our fucking backs broke so that we can send money to you.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what the problem is. It's not about the citizens, it's not about the Jewish people.
It's not about that. It's about what their actual names are.

Speaker 1 Who are the people that made these decisions? What are their names? What are their actual names?

Speaker 1 Let's stop generalizing these groups and start identifying the actual individuals who are responsible for the perception of all of these things that aren't true.

Speaker 1 Who's engineering all of these social movements? Who's who's who writes the strip that's right yeah who's writing the script like we like we i posted on my instagram the other day like

Speaker 1 i did i think we had it in the show too but the point is guys is that we have if we want to solve these problems we have to be articulate with our arguments and i know that sounds comical because i'm not the most articulate person all the time i can be when i need to be if i'm sitting in a meeting or whatever i got to do i can do it but we're talking as friends here okay this is this is backyard bullshit talk.

Speaker 1 That's how we do it here. And the truth of the matter is, is

Speaker 1 we shouldn't be sending any money anywhere. And there should be no influence outside of America in our government.
We shouldn't be generalizing entire races of people or ideologies of people.

Speaker 1 We should be looking at the people who are responsible for the illegal actions,

Speaker 1 both in the past and present. And who's compromised by that? And we should identify all of those people by name instead of making generalizations about entire, and that's how they did it.

Speaker 1 When Ian Carroll was on Rogan, he did it that way. You know,

Speaker 1 Theo Vaughn did it that way. Like these guys are starting to talk about it in like the right way of how it can be addressed.
How it can be productive.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because dude, the truth of the matter is, is like,

Speaker 1 you know, and.

Speaker 1 A lot of Jewish people are starting to speak up because, dude, what they're doing is creating a dangerous environment for regular Jewish people. It's creating real hatred.
That's right.

Speaker 1 And dude, that's a big problem. It's dangerous.
And

Speaker 1 it's almost to the point where they're like, it seems like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, bro.

Speaker 1 I think this shit is so deep and I think it's so dirty. And I think that people don't comprehend

Speaker 1 what the leaders of some of these countries are willing to do to their own people in order to create a certain perception so they can get what they want.

Speaker 1 And if I'm looking strategically at what's going on

Speaker 1 with the Israel situation and with the,

Speaker 1 you know, relentless bombing of Gaza,

Speaker 1 and I know people of Israel feel very strongly and people have strong opinions on both sides. I understand that.
But when we look at it from a geopolitical place,

Speaker 1 most every country besides the United States of America is fucking pissed at what Israel is doing. Okay.
And they continue to do more and more and more.

Speaker 1 Netanyahu is completely like, fuck you, we're going to do what we want. Fuck you.
We're going to do what we want. Fuck you.
We're going to do what we want.

Speaker 1 And we have to ask why that is. And I think there's two reasons why.
I think there's three reasons why. I think one, they've got nuclear weapons, so he knows that.
So there's always that.

Speaker 1 You got to feel safe. Right.

Speaker 1 Two, the American government is literally their fucking slaves. Okay.

Speaker 1 So anytime that they truly need money or military assistance or whatever, they've got shit on everybody in the government. So they get it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And third of all, you know, and this is the darkest one that I that I come up with. And this is not,

Speaker 1 this is, this is just an option of, you know, my job as what I do for a living is to evaluate where the options are going and what's happening, what the outcomes potentially are.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, when I see

Speaker 1 a leader intentionally doing more and more damage to their own people's reputation,

Speaker 1 that makes me seem, makes me think that there's potentially,

Speaker 1 it's potentially being done on purpose. And so then I have to ask, okay, why would that be? Why would they do that on purpose?

Speaker 1 And then I start looking around and I see, okay, we've got three something billion Muslims and we have 14 million Jews, right?

Speaker 1 And you're pissing off all of these three billion Muslims, right?

Speaker 1 And so it wouldn't be very hard for the entire Muslim sect of the world to cause real damage to Israel very quick.

Speaker 1 And then we look at, you know,

Speaker 1 that an entire three generations, two generations of men have been removed from Ukraine and Ukraine is one of the most natural resource rich countries in the world

Speaker 1 it just it it's it's in case you're not following what I'm saying what I'm saying is they could be potentially creating a situation where they are making Israel unsafe for the Jewish people and then potentially relocating them there and then holding it as the Holy Land, but not where they occupy.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 and then using it for, you know, the, the, the trade channel and everything that they're trying to create over there. So, like, the problem.

Speaker 1 Look at it in that lens, it also makes sense why they're continuing to try to drag out this Ukraine war. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And they haven't finished killing all the men.
And, dude, it's just, I think these people

Speaker 1 at the very top of the chain

Speaker 1 are doing some very nefarious shit. And I think people are waking up to it in mass.
And I think people are also realizing that doesn't make you anti-Semitic to judge the actions of another government.

Speaker 1 It's, It's when you say things that are collective like white people are inherently racist, like we've had to hear for the last fucking 20 years.

Speaker 1 Or, you know, black people are all criminals. That's not fucking true, right?

Speaker 1 This ideology and this identity politics has seeped so far into our culture that we can't even make friends with people and tell jokes and do the things that we've always done to connect and bond and

Speaker 1 be united right like what unites people bro humor that's unites people common interests unite people so if they made it illegal for us to tell jokes to each other didn't they just eliminate a bonding mechanism that we have as as men

Speaker 1 so we've had all this identity politics jammed down our throat and now we've trained the public to uh collectivize

Speaker 1 people into races instead of just good or bad. Right.
And like, dude, that's, that's what we're dealing with here.

Speaker 1 And now you can see why they've done it because it's something they're trying to engineer or manufacture. And I wouldn't put it past Netanyahu and all these dudes at the top of Israel

Speaker 1 and the World Economic Forum to kill as many people that they have to, no matter who they are, to get what they want. To achieve the goal.
Yeah. And so, dude, I think it's very important.

Speaker 1 I actually think it's very important

Speaker 1 for regular Jewish people to call out the corruption that's happening and say, hey, we don't agree with this because dude, that's what's going to squash the anti-Semitism and actually get people focused on solving the real problem, which makes everybody's life better.

Speaker 1 100%. Does that make sense? It makes perfect sense.
Like, dude, you know,

Speaker 1 I feel like their government is intentionally creating anti-Semitism for a political reason. 100%.

Speaker 1 And I feel like the Jewish people could squash that because, dude, every Jewish person I know personally, which is quite a few, they're all like, yeah, fuck that dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They don't like this shit either. It's a strategic play that they've done many times, right? Like we had this conversation with the, about the LGTQIA plus community, right? With the pedophiles, bro.

Speaker 1 It's the same play. It's the same play.
And like, you know, if people that, you know, are in that group, they need to come out and speak and say, hey, I'm not with these fucking pedophiles. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because you're, you know, the hate that you guys are complaining of, you're getting more of it because you're not separating yourselves from the real evil and everything.

Speaker 1 and and so dude when everybody starts when it becomes mainstream like it's starting to now yeah that israel's message was very fucking evil and how they blackmailed pretty much the entire fucking world right um

Speaker 1 using children and and and rapes and

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 when when regular people don't stand up against that and say, hey, we don't fucking agree with that.

Speaker 1 And they stay silent what happens is is people start to think well fuck

Speaker 1 maybe maybe it is all of them and that's where the dangerous shit starts to fucking happen so it's a you know it's unfortunate and it's frustrating to watch because

Speaker 1 people are good or bad bro it doesn't matter where they come from it doesn't matter what their race is it doesn't matter um there are good people in every group and there are bad people in every group and sometimes good people find themselves in a bad group and vice versa and the way way that we get around all of this is that we stop generalizing uh the actions of a few onto an entire race or group of people and we start to actually hold the individuals personally accountable the people who are pulling the strings the people who are making the decisions um the people who are coordinating the outcomes

Speaker 1 until we identify who that is by name and hold them accountable this play

Speaker 1 meaning this generalization play that is being forced on us through identity politics is going to continue yep 100 man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always

Speaker 1 we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is what bring a headline in we talk about it it'll get one of those two options so um

Speaker 1 you did baseball cards growing up I did trade in baseball yeah about Pokemon no no no that was after my time

Speaker 1 That was after your time, bro. You're you, I was 20 years old when Pokemon started going on, really, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, but you know about Pokemon, I sort of, yeah, right, you have a little bit of a knowledge of it.

Speaker 1 I, I don't know, I know, I don't have any knowledge of it, I know it's like a little cartoon thing.

Speaker 1 I know there was an app once one time that like brainwashed everybody into like finding invisible Pokemon. That was a weird time, yeah.
I mean, you see people running around like

Speaker 1 it's like, dude, come on, man. You were doing the Naruto run, bro.
Yeah, shit was weird. Yeah, So, no, that was after my time.
Okay. We did straight up baseball cards.
I get it.

Speaker 1 Well, this context's a little bit of a Pokemon thing.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you feel about this. A thumbs up at dumb as fuck.
Headline reads. A Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard is auctioned for $87,000.

Speaker 1 That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 It's been a minute since we've had it. Somebody actually paid that? Bro.

Speaker 1 So a Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard has sold at auction for a total cost of $87,840.

Speaker 1 The Golden Auction House listed the snack as sold on Sunday. Quote, presented is a three-inch long flaming hot Cheeto.

Speaker 1 It's my nickname sometimes. Huh? It's a nickname sometimes.

Speaker 1 Three inch long, flaming hot. That's right.
That's your nickname. Watch out.

Speaker 1 I believe it. In the shape of the Pokemon Charizard affixed to a customed Pokemon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box.

Speaker 1 The auction's description states, quote, it was initially discovered and presented sometime between 2018 to 2022, so it's vintage.

Speaker 1 By First and Gold Collectibles. The Cheetos surged in popularity on the social media platforms in late 2024.
60 total bids.

Speaker 1 The winning bid was $72,000 plus a buyer's premium. So this is the Pokemon character.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's the Cheeto.

Speaker 1 I mean, it does kind of look like it.

Speaker 1 Go back.

Speaker 1 I mean, it looks just like it.

Speaker 1 It looks like a side view of him for sure. $87 grand.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you like those? The hot Cheetos?

Speaker 1 Oh. I ate one of those earlier, dude.
I could have fucking made some money real quick. I mean, that's a big fucking Cheeto, but maybe it just looks big because there's nothing next to it, but

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 that's an odd-looking Cheeto for sure. I mean, it's unique.
It's unique. It's unique.
I don't think I'm, I'm, you know, if I pulled that out of the bag,

Speaker 1 I would definitely think it was, I would definitely think it was weird. Yeah.
Look at this fucking thing. But you're not paying attention.

Speaker 1 You'd have to be pretty fucking high to like figure out that that's that dragon.

Speaker 1 He had the munchies, is what was going on yeah 100 and he's like you know what this looks like holy dude this looks what's his name cheetozard cheetozard yeah this looks like the dragon for pokemon

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 now andy i mean you you've admitted you you spent money on some dumb before

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 not that not that dumb That's a real rich person. Yeah, bro.
Yeah. That's stupid booty.
That's trillion. That's Elon Musk owns that.
Elon Musk probably bought that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's Amazon Rich or fucking Elon Rich to throw fucking 87 grand at a Cheeto. A fucking Cheeto, but yeah.
Um,

Speaker 1 good luck or fucking one brain cell stupid. Like, it's one or the other.

Speaker 1 Pape, what happened to the house? Listen, listen, I know, yeah, but look at this fucking Cheeto, though. It's like,

Speaker 1 all right, well, we're giving it, man.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 I mean, it looks, it looks real. I mean, I mean, it looks good.

Speaker 1 I'm a capitalist. Okay.

Speaker 1 So someone who was able to identify this as somewhat valuable and then sell it is pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 So I would say thumbs up. Now, what if it was bought with USAID money?

Speaker 1 Listen.

Speaker 1 Objective, like, it's stupid. Yeah, it's stupid.
Right? But, like,

Speaker 1 it's kind of brilliant, too.

Speaker 1 It's like, fuck, dude. Like, I wouldn't think of that.
I would have just ate the fucking Cheeto. Yeah, I'm going to be digging through my bags now.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 you ain't eating no Cheetos. No, I ain't Cheetos.
But I'm still gonna be looking for something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Me?

Speaker 1 I would have ate the head first. I'm going wings first, bro.

Speaker 1 Wings and then that long tail right there. Yeah, because it looks like his dick.
All right. That's why you would have ate it.
Guys.

Speaker 1 You heard it here first. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's all I got, man. All right.

Speaker 1 All right, guys.

Speaker 1 Don't forget to help us share the show. Don't be a hoe.

Speaker 1 Share the show. Where'd it go? Hmm? It disappeared.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? Oh, you fucking stole it, motherfucker. You fucking stole it.

Speaker 1 Why are you coming to me? Why I fucking know you stole it?

Speaker 1 bank rope. Can't fold, that's a no.
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