843. Andy, Becky Weiss & DJ CTI: Kash Patel Confirmed As FBI Director, Zelensky Cancels Saudi Arabia Trip & RFK Jr. First Move As Health Secretary

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What's up? Buenos energy going on huh what's happening what do you mean like it just seems darker over there over here yeah used to the what you typically like wearing lighter stuff you know anyway what's up becky what's going on andy yeah so that was the worst joke i've ever heard yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not sure yeah so uh what would you like to talk about today since we have someone that should be wearing a fucking helmet over there oh we got a lot of good stuff going on that's right lots of stuff to talk about here but first i actually have a question for you that i've been meaning to ask you for some time look at that picture that is fucking pimping dude thank you is that from the night of the banquet yeah it's from banquet bro dude that cigar lounge is awesome i do yeah i do shit we're gonna burn a couple absolutely yeah that's badass pick thank you all right what's the question okay so i was curious um why ducks i've been meaning to ask you about your ducks for a while because like i have chickens and i love having chickens and i feel like chickens are way more common but like why ducks dude listen emily showed up with some ducks you were there you were there and then it was ducks yeah it was very there was no discussion it was hard to say no to yeah and then once you saw them and they were like this big and like that was after i saw them for a minute i was like okay ducks are cool dude your coop is incredible yeah i was looking at i screenshotted it because it's like that's the kind of scoop that i want to build for my chickens yeah eventually i want tons of chickens yeah but it's so cool how many do you guys have i only have six chickens um which is honestly they lay an egg every day oh yeah yeah yeah during the winter Yeah. Yeah.
During the winter, it slows down. I get like two or three a day.
Over the summer, I'll get six a day easily. Yeah.
Well, shit, that's like $1,000. Shit, that's a real business right now.
Yeah, shit. Yeah, I'm nice myself.
Capitalism, baby. Yeah.
But no, the ducks are cool, man. A lot of people make fun of me because of the ducks.
They don't understand. They have little personalities.
Do your do your chickens have personalities? Oh yeah. Every single one.
Yeah. That's how the ducks are too.
So like once you get to know them, it's, it's just like having a dog or a cat, you know, they, I got this one, uh, Dolly who I think she thinks I'm her dad. Cause she always like comes and see, like when I go in there, dude, she runs over right away and like wants to let me to pick her up.
to pick her up and you know it's cute. I like spending time with them.
Dude I go up there almost every day and smoke a cigar just like watch them. It's like peaceful.
I don't know. Do they lay eggs for you? Yeah.
We got three females and two males and all the females put out one egg every day. Okay.
Yeah. I've never tried a duck egg before.
I haven't either. I won't eat them because I'm like, I don't know.
It's like- Well, mindfuck. Yeah, it's kind of weird because they're like our pets.
But then I've heard they're- I don't know. Some people like duck eggs.
Usually, those people seem to be Asian. So I'm just saying, it's the truth.
Wait, is that a problem or something? No, I'm just saying. Yeah, that's the truth uh wait that was a problem or something no i'm just saying yeah that's the truth you go to chinese they got peking duck yeah and that's the kind of ducks we got so i gotta be careful you know i gotta watch out so anyway the dude ducks are fucking horn dogs yeah they they do they have sex a lot yeah they don't have sex bro they just rape bro it's bad yeah it's bad like they're yep sam and duck duck norris and sam duck norris is the boss bro like he runs around telling everybody what to do the brown one yeah that's a brown one right yeah with the green head yeah mallard yeah he's notard.
It's a different kind of duck. It's not a mallard.
It's basically, it looks like a mallard, but it doesn't fly. So he can only fly like 10 feet.
Gotcha. Anyway.
Ducks are cool, man. So you got any more bad jokes? Oh, I got to get those out of the way.
Gird your loins. I got a bunch for you.
But yeah, man, let's get into some cruising. Becky, glad to have you in to have you in I guess the first thing First things first Andy you made a prediction the other day And like normal It came true Like the next day We got Canada Facing off United States And the Four Nations Oh that wasn't the only I made.
I also said that we needed to be getting some money back for all this shit. You got that too? I got those predictions a little bit later, but yeah.
All right, here we go. Like, dude, you know, here's the thing about this rematch.
That's tonight, right? So by the time this airs, it'll be over. Yeah.
Who are you betting on? I mean, dude, come on. Yeah.
Fucking Team USA i mean canada's like they've won like i think 12 out of the last like that's because canadians are good at hockey bro yeah they're good yeah they're good i think they i heard somewhere they use like maple syrup on their skates to like help with the friction stopping and stuff so who do you think is gonna win i mean go to USA. I don't know anything about hockey.
But I did enjoy the highlights from the game the other day. Where they were just beating the crap out of them right out of the game.
It was awesome. We love that.
You know, I would probably expect some of the same of that tonight. You know, this is exhibition games, bro.
These guys are beating the shit out of each other. I mean some there's some geopolitical tensions happening and uh you know a lot of people from the u.s talked a lot of shit i'm gonna refrain i refrain my shit talking until we've actually won uh i've learned that lesson many of times yeah so we're gonna have to see what happens well trump hasn't learned his lesson well he went on to shit talking today.
Did he talk some shit? He did. Well, first he called Team USA, gave him like a prep talk and then went to Truth Social and he decided to put this out.
This was at 721 this morning. He said quote, I'll be calling our great American hockey team this morning to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which with far lower taxes and much stronger security will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished and very important 51st state.
I will be speaking before the governor tonight in D.C. and will sadly, therefore, be unable to attend, but we will all be watching and if Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome.
Good luck to everybody and have a great game tonight. So exciting.
President Donald

J. Trump.

You can't help it.

How do you get mad at him at this point?

How can you even be mad?

It's just funny.

It is funny.

We'll see if we see a little bit more of action.

It'll be interesting. I think we're going to see

an intense

hockey game. Well, Canada's got something to prove now.

Yeah, and they're good.

These guys are not slackers, bro. They invented the game of hockey.
Yeah. Okay.
These dudes grow up playing hockey when they're, before they walk, they're on skates. So just important to keep that in mind.
Well, we'll see, man. Well, guys, let us know down in the comments who you guys got.
We have a way of winning when things need to be won.

Backs against the wall.

I mean, it's the USA, bro.

Okay, question. Do you think he's actually trying to acquire Canada? Or do you think he's just trolling? Because I cannot tell.
I think that the reasons that he says for canada becoming the 51st state make very good sense to everybody involved including them they don't have bro they don't have a real government they've got

a tyranny situation going on up there uh the citizens are such good people they're nice people

they they're passive people you know and they get taken advantage of and abused in a way that's

Thank you. the citizens are such good people they're nice people they they they're passive people you know and they get taken advantage of and abused in a way that's even worse than uh what i you know i think it's like silent um i don't know what i want to call it like it's almost like quiet tyranny or silent tyranny you know like we're born into it we don't realize that it's almost like quiet tyranny or silent tyranny.
You know, like we're born into it. We don't realize that it's as oppressive as it is because we're told that that's just the way it is.
And so we all accept it. And I think Canada accepts more of it than we do.
But they don't have as many as guns either. Well, I mean, bro, they made legislation the last couple of years to remove a lot of the guns and do all these things and i just think that when dealing with canada we're dealing with people who are good people who are passive people and real talk their government uses the fuck out of them and they you know they don't protect them even though nothing's ever happened there um i just think it's a dysfunctional government.
I think it would make more sense for us to all be one. So I don't know.
I don't know if he's trolling or not, but the reasons of why he says we want Canada and Greenland make a lot of sense. Yeah.
I think especially it's like the strategic. Absolutely.
strategic absolutely like geography of just everything right like these tensions we have with our common enemies people like to call out China right I mean China uses Canada like no tomorrow you know what I'm saying so it's like there there's there's definitely an argument militarily to to get in Canada for sure there's a there's also I mean dude look Canadian people are proud people too they proud of being canadian so like this is going to be if that were to be a real thing there's i don't know how it could actually be a real thing like that's that's what i think you know so we'll see what happens what do you think you just can't tell i think he's trolling i think he's just having fun i think i think it'd be cool i don't see it actually ever happening though yeah yeah i. Yeah, I don't think so either.
We would have to divide it into more than one state, though, for sure. It's too much territory.
Yeah, it's true. This is true, yeah.
Well, we'll see, man. Good old Canada.
I guess we'll know tomorrow what the outcome of that was. Let us know down in the comments, guys.
With that being said, it is Cruise the Internet. Got a lot of stuff to cover today.
There's a lot of heavy, hot stuff going on today. So full girth episode coming to you.
Let's go ahead and get started with headline number one. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfussella.com.
We link all of those things there for you. What? I was going to say, Cash Patel just got confirmed right now.
Yeah, I got it. Oh, you do? Okay.
I didn't know if you were on it today or not. Your jokes are not.
My jokes may not be on it, but I am on it. I promise.
Hell, number one. Let's get into it.
Before we even get to that, man, it's this funny life and death thing that happens when there's new life that comes in. There's somebody going out.
Mitch McConnell, he's out. He just announces that he won't run for re-election.
He did that on the Senate floor today. He's 83 years old and he's had some health issues.
But check this clip out. He just announced he's not going to be running for re-election.
Today's his birthday, actually. I thought that was interesting.
I've never liked calling too much attention to today's date, February 20th. But I figured my birthday would be as good a day as any to share with our colleagues a decision I made last year.
During my time in the Senate,

I've only really answered to two constituencies,

the Republican conference

and the people of Kentucky.

Yeah, and he's out.

They asked him for some follow-up questions.

This is what we got.

Did you hear the question, Senator? Running for re-election in 2026 all right i'm sorry you all can you need a minute that was today oh that was that was when he froze up a while ago yeah i'd imagine to be about the same though i mean like bro he's having little mini strokes i mean look this is fucking absurd okay we don't need these people these people should not be allowed to serve you wouldn't allow that guy to babysit your kids you wouldn't allow him to you know make decisions I wouldn't allow him to make decisions for our company like this guy is the main guy and we're allowing all of these you know elderly people that we wouldn't even treat like like like if he was at our house on christmas and he was over there talking we'd all be over in the corner being like yeah it's just grandpa he's talking some crazy shit something keep him warm yeah but this these are the people that we have making decisions for the betterment of our country i think his existence in congress proves the motivation of these people who have been serving us it's not about service it's about what they can take and the fact that this guy and all these people go there and make a lifelong career of being quote-unquote politicians for the people is bullshit yeah yeah what do you think oh he should have been out years ago yeah years ago what do you think about all these old people representing us because there's two arguments right people will say oh well they're they're these people have the most experience you know in the civilizations of history they're the elders right no i don't think it's so much about age as it is about your cognitive ability to function how are you thinking how are you speaking are you able to are you sharp or are you on the decline because you could have a 60 year old who's looking like that but you could also have someone like president trump he's getting up there and he's doing great he's sharp so i don't really think it's so much about age and i think if we stuck an age limit on some of these people that could get us into a sticky situation i'd be more interested in term limits yeah for sure yeah but he should have been out years ago he did vote yes on cash though i don't know if you saw that yeah well i think he's figured out that all these people resisting are making themselves look guilty as fuck yeah yeah well they're creating themselves like they're creating the enemy narrative that they're trying to avoid which is ironic but. But let's get into that.
Yeah. Cash Mattel just got confirmed.
Now, there was some interesting things happened. I mean, it was a long process.
They tried to filibuster this thing. There was somebody who strayed party lines.
That was this GOP Senator Susan Collins from Maine. She actually voted against it.
A lot of stuff going on. There was a filibuster, which is like, you know, the attempt to kind of delay stuff even further, basically.
And we got to go to our buddy, Adam Schiff, good old Schiffmeister. I feel like that would have been his nickname.
Let's hear what he had to say. This was while the vote was going on just outside of the

Senate chamber. Check this out.
This is someone we cannot trust. This is someone who lacks the

character to do this job. Someone who lacks the integrity to do this job.
We know that. Our

Republican colleagues know that. The only qualification Cash Patella has to be FBI

director is that when everyone else in the first Trump administration said no i won't do that that crosses moral ethical and legal lines cash patel said sign me up in the first trump administration as we are seeing in the second you rise to the level of your sycophancy and no one is a a bigger or dangerous sycophant than Kash Patel. This political hack does not deserve to be in this building.
He can't do the job. He won't protect the public.
He will misuse the resources of the Bureau. He will weaponize it against the president's political opponents rather than protecting protecting the safety the public safety of the american people we will vote no our republican colleagues intimidated by this president and and threats of primary challenges from maga world may vote to confirm him but as my colleagues have said they will have to live with that vote be accountable for that vote and be accountable for all the destruction that Patel does to this premier law enforcement agency we stand we us Democratic members of this Judiciary Committee stand shoulder to shoulder with the professionals in the FBI, with law enforcement everywhere.
And we wish our colleagues would do the same. And with that, let me.
They'll be standing shoulder to shoulder in fucking handcuffs. Did you see the picture of this, the actual picture of them? There's five of them standing there nobody listening

There's no crowd. It's it's a podium a microphone those five dumbasses.
Yeah, and nobody else That's it was there a crowd out of frame because I saw that in a lot of times, you know from both sides

Like they just do photos like that. I

Mean not unless they were standing fucking 30 feet away, you know

So yeah, I mean look look, here's what I heard.

I heard, you know, this really sucks, man,

because now we're going to lose our ability to persecute

and weaponize our justice system the way that we see fit,

like we have since the beginning of time.

And now it's probably going to come out that I've done some things that are going to hurt me and my reputation like I don't know allegedly you know I don't know murdering certain people for certain things allegedly there's a there's a really dark story about Adam Schiff and uh we don't know if it's true or not, but I think some things are going to come out about him. People, like, that's my thing.
People who are freaking out at this, they're worried. And it wasn't, just so we're clear, it wasn't an adult.
No shit, really? Yeah, it was a young boy. Yeah, and then a certain celebrity also may have witnessed this maybe like a certain celebrity like anthony bourdain and then all of a sudden he commits suicide there's a deep conspiracy theory about adam shift bro no shit i've never heard this before oh yeah yep damn to me dude everybody that's freaking out over cash getting confirmed, they know it.
Like, to me, it's a great sign that accountability is going to come. Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe not. Maybe not.
He said, Cash said, I'm releasing the Epstein list the first day. Okay, well, that's today or tomorrow, the day that this show airs.
So'll see yeah yeah we'll see man i mean i'm excited dude look i'm way more excited about this than i was about anything the last four eight years over bro it's a big hurdle to get them in there but i don't know him personally so we'll see what do you think i i'm inclined to think that a lot of stuff is about to come out. I'm more inclined, based off of what we've seen in the first month of Trump's presidency so far, and how fast they're moving and how much they are actually holding themselves to what they said they were going to do, I am definitely more inclined to think that we are going to start seeing files get released, which I'm extremely excited for.
Me too. But we better see some fucking arrests go with it.'s the biggest thing yeah that's the big i mean like listen for those of you guys who don't aren't aware of cash so he's the guy that blew the whole russia gate story open yeah you know i'm saying he's the one that proved that it was made up and paid for by hillary clinton's team to sanction by obama yeah dude for eight years they destroyed the company the country over that narrative.
Yeah. For eight years.
For eight years, they destroyed the country over that narrative.

Yeah.

For eight years.

For eight years, they called this dude a Russian asset.

They said he was getting pissed on by Russian hookers.

They made all this shit up about him, and it was in the news cycle 24-7.

And they convinced all of these left people, Democrats and leftists, that this guy was a fucking spy. fucking spy and dude that cost us the last eight years of stability of you know the way i look at it is this dude we only have so many years on this planet okay and they have sucked up almost a decade of our time creating civil disturbances, racial tensions, tensions among, you know, people, you know, who have different beliefs or come from different cultures.
And dude, this has affected everybody. So what is the crime for making up shit that destroys the cultural fabric of our country the ability to get along with our our friends and our relatives and people we don't know like dude they've taken so much with that one story and uh yeah he did blow it up and yeah but, at the same time, guys, like where's the accountability for this?

You know, like I can appreciate the information coming out.

Transparency.

But dude, like what I really want to see is I want to see some motherfuckers hung for it.

You know, because dude, this is, these people should not have immunity for the things that they've done for the COVID or for fucking, you know, like what, what Elon's discovering now.

We're going to go. dude this is these people should not have immunity for the things that they've done for the covid or for fucking you know like what what elon's discovering now where they took you know fucking billions of dollars probably trillions of dollars from american taxpayers and pumped it into you know literal what they call it the other day uh social social engineering propaganda yeah so they took regular people who had regular beliefs and regular um you know they were regular democrats and they fucking radicalized them with all this crazy shit with our money which how many relatives do you have or do you have or do i have that like now? It's like so much damage has been done.
You're just like fuck them You know like it really brought out the worst in society and we're not getting that time back or that money, baby Dude, that's the other thing like do you have that? Oh, yeah, we really talk about that later Yeah, I mean it's. But let's let's let's get into the conversation about, you know, the other spending, because, you know, the doge work is I mean, there's stuff coming out every single day about it.
This new thing that just got found is Department of Education spending soared seven hundred and forty nine percent, despite downsizing new Doge inspired initiative reveals. So this is a breaking story that just came out.
A new initiative is tracking government agency spending in comparison to growth, and a conservative fiscal watchdog group has discovered what it deems to be an alarming trend. According to the Open the Books, staff levels at the Department of Education have decreased since 2000, but the agency's spending grew by 749%.
Open the book says the calculation is, quote, even more galling after recent statistics from the National Assessment of Education progress showed that student achievement has still not recovered since it saw big drops during the COVID-19 pandemic, which ironically is when they spent the most amount of money. This is the graph you put side by side.
So they've lost roughly about 700 employees since the year 2000. But they've spent hundreds of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars.
Most of that money, again, you look on the graph, was spent during the year's time of COVID. That's really where it started to really accelerate.
So that came out. Other things coming out.
This is a juicy story. Doge reveals Biden EPA awarded $2 billion to a firm that's linked to election denier Stacey Abrams in a gold bar heist.
Lee Zeldin responds. Do you see this shit? So, you know, you guys know Stacey Abrams, right? The big big lady, right? Oh, yeah.
Where he was talking about the gold bars being thrown. Yeah.
Don't have the Titanic. Please get into this.
Yeah. So so Elon Musk's doge discovered that Joe Biden's EPA awarded two billion dollars to a firm linked to failed Democrat Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams.
Even worse, the firm only reported $100 in revenue in its first three months in business in 2023. How did a brand new firm that only reported $100 in revenue get awarded $2 billion? Earlier this month, Lee Zeldin, administrator of the EPA, provided an update to the money wasted on Biden's watch in response to an undercover video posted by Project Veritas in December.
EPA advisor Brent Efron admitted an undercover video to an insurance policy against the Trump administration and said that the agency was funneling billions to climate organizations in a last minute heist. Quote, we're throwing gold bars off the Titanic, Efron told a Project Veritas undercover journalist.
Last week, Lee Zeldin said his team at the EPA found the gold bars. Yeah, now she's in on it.
And that's sparking some interesting. Do you have that video of Zeldin saying that? You guys should all go try to find it because what he says is basically what we've been talking about on the show for many years, and he confirms it.
So the thing with Ukraine, and people are starting to understand what was happening. When you guys saw, and we kept seeing the billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars going to ukraine and then you know the last six to eight months people were getting pissed about it but they kept doing it well lee zeldin actually explains in that video pretty well what their mindset was and and how he explains it was you know they described it with their language of gold bars being thrown off the boat.
And what he means is, and this is what I was telling you, they were intentionally printing and sending money out to Ukraine. And right now, you know, another one through Abrams and all this stuff.
Remember when I was telling you guys how they were taking the money, sending it to Ukraine because they knew that the currency was going to fail and then they're going to convert the currency into assets so it can bridge the gap to a digital currency? And they'd all be set up. They'd all be rich.
That's what's happening right now. So these people are stealing the money.
When they actually track the money down, they're going to find that this money has all been spent on different assets it's not just sitting in an account so he describes it pretty well Lee Zeldin you could probably google the clip but basically you know they knew that their time was running out so they wanted to rush all the money out the door uh and fuck the American people so that they could be wealthy and that's dude that dude, that's an unforgivable crime. It's an unforgivable crime.
And dude, like, I'm happy. Like, I know you're optimistic, Becky, about these things happening.
And I agree with you. The Trump is moving fast.
But like, dude, I still have yet to see or hear of any accountability whatsoever. Like what we're doing with these people.
Yeah, and that is a big problem for me personally. Like if they don't hold, if the Trump administration doesn't arrest some of these people and put some of these people in prison who have done these things, to me, they're just part of the fucking of the machine, just another part.

And we're going to find out.

Yeah.

Well, I think cash is like, you know, the final because, I mean, I think as the FBI highest, you know, legal police enforcement authority, that's who has to do that. And so, I mean, I try to give, you know, grace and patience where it's due.

Right.

And like, you know, you can't tip the hand too quickly. You can't.'t you know i'm saying like if trump was to come out and say before cash was you know put in i agree with that it'd be hard to agree with accomplish that so like you know plus dude there's a time of delay okay even when you run a business you make changes in a very small business it takes 90 days to see those results that's just reality so he hasn't had 90 days and he's got the biggest business in the fucking world.
So I appreciate what's happening and I don't want I'm not being critical but there's parts to this that need to happen too. And the American people deserve a reconciliation for the crimes that have been committed against them.
And the reconciliation, unfortunately, especially with the tax situation, it's not going to be monetary at any significant level. They say, oh, well, we'll give you $5,000.
Well, fuck, bro. I've been paying taxes for the last 20 years, and they've been getting stolen and squandered.
That's bullshit. It's a little bit more than $5,000.
Yeah, so, bro. I've been paying taxes for the last 20 years and they've been getting stolen and squandered.
You know what? That's not any that doesn't that's bullshit. A little bit more than five grand.
Yeah. So but but then again, right.
How do you make it right? Well, you would have to you would have to trace all of the money into the assets, seize the assets, liquidate the assets and redistribute the money back to the people that paid it.

It's probably not going to happen. That's a big problem for me.
Okay. The elimination of the IRS completely, the elimination of property tax completely.
Those things have to happen, dude. It's not okay that people who work their whole lives to own their house or to, you know, own it you know, they own and they got their car paid off, but yet they still got to pay tax every year to own it.
These are, these are squeezes on the American people that clearly serve no real outcome that benefits us. Okay.
So then what is the other reason that we are taxed this way? Well, it has to be, it has to be so that they can intentionally handicap the American people so that they have to struggle so hard that they can't notice or question what is actually being stolen from them. So the fact that these taxes actually exist at all is evidence of the intent to control and financially press our citizenship, which is wrong.
And that needs to be fixed. Yeah.
I think too, it's like, you know, it's always interesting to see, you know, people's reaction. One, I think to your point, at the end of the day, the people have to have to that.
The people have to demand that. That's right.
But dude, I'm not so optimistic that's going to happen because dude, first of all, everybody's culturally conditioned at paying those taxes. They don't think about where they go or what's going on.
There would have to be so much mass awareness brought to this issue. I mean, dude, this is coming out and I talk talk to people who own businesses, who are CEOs, who are, they still are not following the story.
Okay. So the awareness of the problem has to be so big that people demand it and real talk.
Like I'm not confident that they're going to, because it seems like people have completely forgotten about COVID and COVID was one of the worst crimes against humanity that ever happened. So they're not going to stand up and demand accountability for Fauci and Klaus Schwab and all these people who facilitated COVID.
They sure as fuck aren't going to do it now. So, you know, we're going to have to have some leadership, like some influential people really lean on these people to make these changes happen.
And I hope that people do get loud. And I think they will if they understood.
They really understood. I think if people really understood how they were controlled through the tax system, how we are handicapped and intentionally made a struggle and then understood that these people literally steal their money so that they can have planes and houses and mansions and boats and all this shit.
I think people will get pissed enough. But the problem with it is, dude, is a lot of people are still struggling so hard that they can't afford to like, imagine this dude, imagine someone who's working and they're like literally every dollar is accounted for.
And in fact, every dollar is accounted for and they're still losing. And then they have a wife or a husband and multiple kids that they have to run around and try to feed and try to take care of and try to like, dude, you have fucking kids how much attention can you i mean this is your job but if it wasn't how it would be hard to follow we really are you see what i'm saying so we have to get to a point of critical mass where the average citizen understands completely how bad their life has been fucked by these people i think they were getting there though especially with how fast uh doge is rolling out these reports you know the masses are starting to wake up especially if you hop on x and you're following elon like it's just day after day after day and people are starting to realize what i think is difficult is people have a difficult time conceptualizing that amount of money.
Like whenever you say two billion dollars, most people have zero ability to conceptualize that amount of money. But also people are failing to understand that our taxation is literally extortion.
And I don't know if you saw my video the other day, but like I'm talking about it in terms terms of extortion because that's what it is they are extorting you if you do not give us this amount of your money you're going to go to jail it's not theft people keep saying oh taxation is theft it's not that no it's extortion yeah that's right yeah and we're tax slaves in this country and i think people are starting to understand you know with raised awareness that we are all in over 50% We are slaves to the government. Yeah, and we are being extorted through taxation.
This is not freedom. No fuck.
No, it isn't freedom Yeah, it's it's it's just not no I think Becky what you just I was having this conversation with a buddy of mine earlier today I think that is probably the biggest hang-up to that demand and that call is because both people people can barely conceptualize five grand you know what i'm saying like in their fucking bank account and the reason is is because of what these people are doing that's what i'm saying so it's like you know they say two billion dollars like well no all right you know but like the fact that we even have two billion dollars to just fuck off is a problem that should tell you right there hey like we're probably putting too much in if we can afford to even fucking send 10 million to Mozambique for fucking male second. Did you see what Schumer said yesterday? He goes, of course there's some government misspending, but you don't take a meat cleaver and just cut.
Yes, you do. All of you wasteful fucking pieces of shit who have been taking all of our money for all these years.
Dude. Yep.

Did you see that Fauci spent $241 million on transgender surgeries for animals?

Yeah.

Yep.

Got that right here.

Oh, okay.

It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Like, bro, why would you do that to black people, bro?

Like, you're just using them as fucking-

What?

Those are animals.

Not black people.

That was...

Monkey.

Wait, are you thinking for real right now?

Is that your third terrible joke?

Huh?

That was a joke.

I saw monkeys.

I fucked up.

Oh my God.

Not only is that a waste of taxpayer money,

but it's so unethical. Like if you're actually like reading reading the report it is wildly unethical to be doing this to animals it's disgusting yeah i agree bro it's insane it's a fight listen fauci i think who's number one to get like who's on the list yeah like fucking big show list the big show list fauci's up there clintons are up there fucking there's lots of people that are up there i think everybody who's stolen a dollar from the america people for their own fucking gain whether it be a dollar or a hundred million dollars the principle is the same okay that's not your fucking money that's our money that we have had to work and sweat and bleed and sacrifice for fuck you i don't care if they took fucking a dollar out of the drawer and got a soda like it should be zero and with the amount of technology that we have today it should be easy to track you guys force us to track it and fucking we're missing six hundred dollars and paypal it to some person in our family who couldn't eat because of you fucks, we get in trouble.
Like the standards should be the same. Every law that's passed should apply to them and us.
Whatever we can do, they can do. Whatever they can do, we can do.
And if that were actually the case, they'd pass some better laws. But that's not the case.
The case is they get to do whatever they want and they pass laws for us because somewhere along the line, they have started to consider themselves royalty or superior or the ruling class or whatever you want to call it. It's been called many things throughout history history they believe that it's them and us and it

is us and them but we have the power and they don't and if we were to ever flex that power these would be on stakes because they have started to completely accept the culture in washington d., outside of a few individuals, is completely tyrannical and abusive towards the citizens of this country. Completely.
They do not care. They do not relate.
They don't know where the average person lives. They cannot fucking comprehend it, bro.
They're out of touch. These guys go to dinners at the best steakhouses, the best sushi restaurants.
They fly on private planes. They jerk each other off for backdoor deals.
They steal our money. And then they act like it's okay.
You hear them talk. They say, like the Democrats are out in the fucking, they're protesting and they're saying keep your hands off the money keep your hands off our money that's not your money and that's they're so used to thinking of it as their money that they have no problem saying it out and open like it's insane dude like we are so past what should be accepted by the american Like, it's almost like I can't believe that we're this far along and nobody's had to deal with any consequences.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I mean, and it's interesting, right? Like, dude, even from the individual.
Like, even from an individual. You know, like, Steve down the street who fucking lost his job because he couldn't get a, he wouldn't get a vaccine.
Like where, like, you know, like, uh, I don't know. I would have thought at this point in time that these people would not be safe walking down the street for what they've done.
That's just my opinion. Yeah.
I think, I think, you know, there has to be some type of like, cause I can tell you this, bro. If I got my life ruined because of Chuck Schumer Chuck Schumer would be in a fucking hole real talk you talk about reconciliation and the only thing that's been mentioned so far is Trump came out and floated this giving 20% of savings from Doge to American citizens and I want to be clear the $5 you know the five thousand dollar amount that never that didn't come from trump that didn't come from elon um but you know they've been floating this given 20 and then using the rest to kind of like help come down on our our deficit and stuff right missing a very key part american tax-paying citizens yeah yeah People who haven't paid in don't get any of that shit back.
Well, you know, they've calculated. American tax paying citizens.
Yeah.

Yeah.

People who haven't paid in don't get any of that shit back.

Well, no,

they've calculated that

in the full Doge thing there.

But yeah,

I mean,

let's check this clip out

from Trump.

There's even

under consideration

a new concept

where we give 20%

of the Doge savings

to American citizens

and 20%

goes to paying down debt because the numbers are incredible, Elon. So many billions of dollars, billions, hundreds of billions.
And we're thinking about giving 20% back to the American citizens and 20% down to pay back debt and pay down debt. I don't think it's enough.
Like, no, it's not enough. We need income tax gone, property tax gone.
We need to reduce taxation across the board. Even going 10% all in, I think we're at a period of time where we need to go lower than that, especially with what we're seeing right now.
I like the idea as a starting point, but I don't think it's enough. I totally agree.
And've said 10 for years and years and years but also i i i was shocked i've as much as i've judged these people and knew they were stealing i am shocked at the level of which they have done so and so that has like changed my you know you'll find many clips on the internet where i say 10 10 10 10 and now

i'm like that zero yeah zero man like dude you know you haven't even seen it look dude here's the reality maybe it should be five percent make because there's going to be we have to pay for the government to do certain things but the government should be structured in a way just like every other business like we can only do what we can afford to do and this is our budget and this is what these guys don't operate that they just do shit so the instead of saying you know here's the tax and you know do whatever you want with it we should say here's the amount of tax that you're going to get and the the government has to operate within that budget completely and that's it like a normal business everybody else has to abide by those rules i mean bro if we changed if we changed a few things like term limits like you said uh you know passing laws that they were held accountable to you know eliminating lobbies like these these very simple things create a scenario where they're not abusing us anymore because it doesn't benefit them to do so you know like there's no reason for someone to go into washington dc worth nothing and come out worth 75 million dollars that's that that and nobody questions it nobody all people question it i was just about to say i bet if they if they weren't allowed to do all of that insider trading and take money from lobbyist groups it would reframe the way that they thought about taxation because they would have to start living like everyone else has to live because we don't get that money. And we are under these incredibly oppressive tax systems, these extortion systems.
And I just feel like if they had to live as a normal American, perhaps they would rethink the way that they're running the country. Maybe.
Or it would attract ethical individuals who have actual knowledge of how to run a business and keep things in line, aka our best and brightest contributors to this country and not a bunch of scumbag shit bums that can't, like dude, like you worked here five years. Do you think any of these fuckers could work here? Oh, no, they couldn't even work.
No Couldn't even work here. Well, that's the thing like when you make the goal that woman who's that woman that Susan Collins Who voted no couldn't fucking work here now show me any of these motherfuckers that could work here Trump could work here.
He'd be good cash can could work here. Fucking Eric Schmidt could work here.

But outside of like a handful

of people. Couldn't do it.

Couldn't even do it.

I think if the goal was truly back on

putting the interest in the American people, one,

you wouldn't have to stay in for 40 fucking years.

You get in, you make those fucking

changes, and then you would go live in the society

and deal with

the fucking consequences of the decisions

you made while in office. Or if you were good,

you would go live in the society that you helped

Thank you. changes and then you would go live in the society of and deal with the the fucking consequences of the decisions you made while in office or if you were good you would go live in the society that you helped create that's amazing that's what i'm saying yeah yeah like go go make the fucking votes do your things get out people should be forced to sleep in the bed they made that's it and these people aren't no that's why they're a bit too busy making their own beds yeah fucking hundreds of millions of dollars man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments that being said let's go cruise some got a few becky i even got some for you sweet uh this first this first comment comes from at texas voyager he says telling dj he is crazy for never seeing days of thunder is like calling andy out for never Boys in the Hood.
Have you seen Boys in the Hood? Yeah. I've seen Boys in the Hood, bro.
What are you talking about? You've seen Don't Be a Menace? Yeah. All right.
Fuck. All right.
Joe, you think I haven't seen Boys in the Hood? You don't even know who the fucking soundtrack of Boys in the Hood. Who's on the soundtrack, Boys in the Hood? DJ? Mr.
Fucking Music? You can't't even tell me so i don't want to hear this it's tupac bro no it ain't tupac wasn't even a artist then what is tupac on the track for boys in the hood it was tupac it's nwa bitch i set you up baby yeah joe look white people sticking together that's what that was I was thinking the juice, by the that was You don't even know what NWA stands for I know what it stands for Ninjas with attitude I know what that stands for Bro I wrap every Motherfucking song in that fucking soundtrack You guys are misunderstanding my hip hop Fucking knowledge I've been around since the beginning. Okay? You fuckers came in.
You think fucking Future is the fucking guy. That's my dot.
That's not me. Get the fuck out of here.
That's my dot. That's not me.
He's all right. Yeah, that's fine.
But, like, bro, you guys don't even know what fucking rap is. And this guy here, I can't believe this young man thinks I don't fucking know boys in the hood, bro's that's offensive what movie haven't you seen all the gay stuff that you see yeah oh what do you like i like uh what's that the notebook no yeah you like the notebook notebook's a good movie yeah it's a good movie notebook's not good it's.
The Notebook's a good movie. Yeah.
It's a good movie. The Notebook's not good.
It's a good movie. It's a good movie.
All right, next comment. What's that? What's that? Brokeback Mountain movie.
Yeah, I know that's your favorite. Finger skating movie.
I've never seen it. Do you know Gleaming the Cube? Gleaming the Cube? Okay.
No. What is that? Don't worry about it.
Okay. I'll search it later.
That's fine.

This next comment... Did you watch Days of Thunder? No.

I've not had a chance to yet.

All right. Next comment

comes from JBS7551.

He says, Black Days of Thunder would be

Nights of Looting.

It's not funny.

No, it's not. You're right.
It's not funny. No, it's not.
You're right. It's not funny.
All right. I think we've had that movie a few times in this country, actually.
I've seen a few of those movies, actually. This next comment comes from RyanHarris5769 he says came here from podcast just to let you both know Andy and DJ that ironical is a real word is it? it is is that the urban dictionary? did you fucking make that? did you make that for him? nope Oh for him nope oh it's a real word okay ryan ryan's got my back thanks ryan appreciate you cool yep all right uh did you learn that in your book what's that no your reading book i really didn't know it was a real word i just it just sounded what page is the fucking ironical on dj's book oh there it is page 53 ironical no i'm just kidding it's not in there it's a real word man according to who wherever i screenshotted this from um next one um now uh becca you've been getting some some some heat and i think one i think it's funny the video that uh that's been going viral of you lately the elon one the one elon shared yeah yeah uh so one you know and listen i love my american brothers and sisters um there's some some really low iq people on the right like really low no shit a lot of people didn't know you were like joking Oh my god, dude, the comments is hilarious Like they don't realize that it's satirical contents.
I see look at this blue-haired liberal is what I'm talking like bro wait, wait, she it down belongs in a sane asylum Marty Shrable he said who exactly is this dumbass and why should I be listening to it. No, that's one of them.
I got right here.

Marty Schrable.

He said, who exactly is this dumbass and why should I be listening to it?

Yeah.

Marty.

It's satire.

Yep.

Bro.

Leslie Pennell.

She says, yep, there is a demon.

What's that emoji there?

What is that?

Is that a new thing on Twitter?

That's the bigot emoji.

Is that what it is?

She's a verified bigot. I can't make fun of Becky because she's gay.

It's true.

Yeah.

So you're a fucking bigot bitch, Leslie.

You dye your hair purple at least 10 times, you get that.

Oh, is that what that is?

That's not so.

That's a special verification.

You got a demon in you, Becky.

Becky demon.

Got a demon in him. Yeah, man.
man dude people are so fucking stupid bro yeah i it was just like it was so on par with your your ability it was your ability to deliver sarcasm is top notch just getting character yeah it's top notch i mean i could understand how i could understand how low iq people with no sense of humor um could it's people on the right making themselves look like idiots because they're quick reacting yeah and like they watch the entire thing and it's you should know that it's satire because in the beginning i literally opened by saying i wish the government would extort us more like how do you think that that's real yeah dude the internet's stupid no that's what it is the internet's stupid we're smart the internet's stupid it is what it is fuck you yep full of leslie's and leslie calm down leslie there were so many that that went so viral and like it's just full of like these freaking pronoun people i stopped listening immediately i'm like you have no idea who i am and what i do you've been slaying those people for fucking years yeah man guys we do appreciate you for being real leslie you bigot even you leslie we appreciate you let's keep this cruise moving i got headline number two for you guys um let's go i want to say this the alt-right fucking right is annoying as fuck they're pretty annoying oh they're just as bad i can't stand you motherfuckers who fucking try to now the new thing is like if you don't fucking post about jesus every day you're going to hell it's like dude you know how many people i know that post about god that i know for fucking sure are going to fucking people like or like using it as like their way to make money in business like i know a lot of people like that i see it every day and so do you guys that's a pet peeve of mine dude no understood so i i i get that that thing where people use it to get business yes i cannot fucking stand it there's that but also like this sect of you know i don't even want to say christianity but like your religious zealots who are in my comments in my dms all the time like you need to pray to god you need to repent you need to like you know all this stuff how do they know you don't that drives people like me like that's why i stopped going to church a long time ago dude you know i get it like there's all kinds of assumptions made on the internet about everybody and it's just like dude like you do you i'll do me this is what the fuck america's about you know what i'm saying yeah no it's frustrating and i shouldn't have to like you know i shouldn't have to get on there and talk about that kind of stuff like my relationship with god is mine that's right and like that that is mine that's right and all these people coming in who are telling me all this kind of stuff i'm like you're the reason why people don't go to church that's a hundred percent dude the the the christian faith and church would have way more people in it if the totally that two percent that you're talking about would shut the up yeah yep like bro like imagine sitting next to that guy for an hour every week i'm holier than you yeah meanwhile you know like they're the most judgmental people too and they got the most most shit in the car that's that's the crazy thing yeah that's the crazy thing well dude it's like anything people like to create like a smoke screen for you know for who they actually are you know they, they're in church. They're being nice.
They're doing all the prayers. And then you walk out.
By the way, if you go to church and you're a normal human and you're a good person, great. I support that.
I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome that young people are finding their faith and finding something.
Moral standards. Yes.
That provides some moral framework other than what we've experienced in this country for the last 20 years. I think it's amazing.
Okay? But you motherfuckers, some of you motherfuckers ruin it for everybody. Yep.
Like real talk. You know, they go to church and then they come out on the way out and like, you know, they flip you off in the parking lot.
Yeah, right. Because you cut them off.
Right. You know? on their way to the fucking, you know they go to church and then they come out on the way out and like you you know they flip you off in the parking lot because you cut them off right you know on their way to the fucking you know casino or whatever yeah it's it's whatever man but um let's go take a trip over to our foreign buddies let's go check out i can't dude my number one pet peeve though of all of these people are people that fucking use it to make money and drive people to their i cannot stand it yeah it's gross yeah anyway this judgmental shit yeah but uh yeah let's get into headline number two let's let's let's uh let's go over and check on good old ukraine and russia and the relationship and what's happening over there i think that's important a lot of interesting stuff happening over there.
So let's talk about it a little bit.

Headline number two.

Let's get started.

We got Zelensky canceled Saudi Arabia trip after exclusion from U.S.-Russia talks.

So this was like the first thing recently that's been happening. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky on Tuesday said he postponed a visit to Saudi Arabia to express his disapproval of the United States and Russia, beginning bilateral negotiations to end the war in Ukraine.
This is basically the little kid got pissed because they're making them go sit at the children's table during dinner while the grownups discuss the important stuff is how I take it. But yeah, he's got pissed.
Quote, we're not invited to this Russian American meeting in Saudi Saudi Arabia It was a surprise for us I don't want any coincidences So I'm not going to Saudi Arabia Zelensky said after a meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip in Ankara By coincidences, Zelensky evidently meant That he did not want his planned visit to Saudi Arabia To be mistaken as an endorsement of the meetings held between U.S. and Russian diplomats in Radea this week.

So you had that happen. It also came out that the Ukraine peacekeeping plan

Starmer will present to Trump. Did you see the U.K.
offered to send like 30,000 troops to Ukraine?

To which, of course, the Kremlin said that any plan to send European troops to Ukraine would be unacceptable for Russia and would escalate the situation that they're trying to calm down. So, I mean, who told Stromer to even suggest that? Who, you know, why do we want this thing to keep going? What do you mean? I know the answer.
But I think that's the question that people like, what's the point of keeping this thing going?

Why would they want the?

It's their fucking they've been stealing money the entire time all these people have been stealing money dude

Everybody every fucking person that is involved in this that wants it to continue is getting paid is making money Okay, and what's sad about this is how many?

Ukrainian men have died for this okay Okay, there's not a person in the whole entire universe that believes that Ukraine could win a war with Russia. Zelensky doesn't believe that.
Everybody else knows it. Okay, so this motherfucker got all these Ukrainian men killed so he could have a fucking boat so he could have a fucking house so he could be on the payroll bro it's insane did you see whenever it came out that he was talking about how he didn't know where most of the money went how that money was sent over and he's like I don't know where it went yeah the most recent ship was like 175 million no no no what he said was they said 175 billion And he only got 70 to 80 billion Okay, and he doesn't know where the rest went well the rest went to the people who sent you that was their cut bro Hey, holy shit.
He knows exactly where the fuck it went. He knows where it went.
Yeah He knows where and that's why I thinkensky's got all kinds of shit people don't even know about, dude. At one point, he had like three fucking $30 million houses.
One of them was in Miami. He had like a $300 million fucking yacht.
Like, dude, this guy, how did he get the money? How did he get the money? He was given fucking blowjobs on national tv four five years ago okay like dressed up in a fucking leather suit like the gimp in pulp fiction you probably never saw that either okay i've seen pulp fiction oh really yeah okay simula jackson very good john travolta very good classic movie okay well do you know the part in the gimp You don't know it you see you're lying motherfucker ain't even seen pulp fiction you're not a lot of talk about movies bro okay anyway where'd he get the money he's younger than me yeah i've worked my whole ass off i've built a number of successful companies okay we're like i don't have a 300 million dollar fucking yacht oh that's right because the whole time i've been building the companies they've been stealing half my money fuckers it's fucked up but i think i think a lot of this then telling everybody else that i'm people like me are the fucking problem yeah that's holy shit man it's fucked up. But we've been seeing this change with Trump to Zelensky.
And to the point where Trump calls Zelensky a dictator, as the rift between two leaders deepen. They just called him a dictator.
Again, Zelensky's pissed at all of this. But I wanted to dive into it a little bit because what's Trump talking about? What makes him a dictator? Well, I don't know.
He canceled elections. Oh, Andy, did he cancel his elections? No, he didn't cancel his elections, Andy.
He declared martial law, which canceled the election. Cool.
So the Democrats think that's okay. Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, well let's do it here. Why not? Why not? Yeah.
He declared martial law February 24th, 2022. Hours after Russia launched his full-scale invasion.
I'm just kidding. I don't want to do it here either.
What martial law? Well, I mean, that's the thing. I mean, many countries have been in war.
They've all still held their elections. You know, that's a democratic republic.
I mean, that's what's supposed to happen in democracies, you know? Well, I mean, he also got all of his men killed. All of them.
Yeah. All of them.
To the point where they're conscribing people and kidnapping them off the street. Well, not even that.
Imagine walking down the fucking street and then being like, damn, dude, you look like you could fight in a fucking car and we're going to kill you. That's's what this dude.
That's what dictators do yep. Do you ever get on X? They're like legitimate videos of that yeah, I've seen them.
Oh, yeah, yeah Where they run down the street and they just it looks like a kidnapping It is a good now. Yeah, like like if you see you've seen old school, right? Like when they pull up in the fucking van You seen you seen old school.
Is that the skate movie? how the fuck the fucking van you seen old school is that the skate movie how the fuck have none of you motherfuckers seen old school have you seen it I've seen the old school is that with Bow Wow in it Will Ferrell Snoop Dogg's in it nope alright I'm gonna head out bro you motherf, you motherfuckers. Bro, let's have a movie night.
Get me caught up. I'm not watching no movies with you.
You don't even know what a good movie is. You'd be talking the whole time real loud.
That's bullshit. Yeah, bullshit.
Yeah, we know. It's fucked up.
It's fucked up. Is it true? No, it's not true.
No, it's not up it's fucked up is it true no it's not true oh it's not true for me it's i mean i'm telling it happened that is a stereotype that is as true as a smoke alarms that's exactly right now look i think it's funny it bother me, but it is fucking true. Yeah.
So you can't watch movies at my house. I get it.
Period. I get it.
That's fine. But yeah, and a lot of stuff is going on.
I'm going to add this clip here for you. This is the most recent collection of Trump on Zelensky.
Let's watch this. And it's a ridiculous war.
And it has said we had a good talk with President Putin. I had a good talk with President Zelensky.
It lasted for a long time, over an hour this morning. I also had with President Zelensky a very good call after that.
And I think we're on the way to getting peace. Oh, we weren't invited.
you've been there for three years you should have ended it three years you should have never started it you could have made a deal and i'm very disappointed i hear that you know they're upset about not having a seat well they've had a seat for three years and a long time before that this could have been settled very easily just a half a half-baked negotiator could have settled this years ago where the leader in Ukraine. I mean, I hate to say it, but he's down at four percent approval rating.
And yeah, I would say that, you know, when they want a seat at the table, you could say the people have to wouldn't the people of Ukraine have to say, like, you know, it's been a long time since we've had an election. That's not a Russia thing.
Think of it a modestly successful comedian. President Zelensky talked the United States of America into spending 350 billion dollars to go into a war that basically couldn't be won.
Zelensky has done a terrible job. His country country is shattered and millions and millions of people have unnecessarily died and you can't bring a war to an end if you don't talk to both sides you got to talk they haven't been talking and zielinski's pissed about that but well his greed's gonna get him killed that's what happen.
Okay? Like his little temper tantrums and shit. Listen, very small man.
You're fucking with Donald Trump now. Yeah.
Like, bro, I think he thinks he's going to continue this out and make more and more and more and more money and do more and more and more damage for his own benefit. Look, dude, this is the worst guy on the's the worst guy on the earth they're trying to say that putin's the guy or trump's the guy this is the worst guy on the planet right now how many people have died how many of ukrainians have died in this conflict well what they tell how many yeah what they tell us is like 70 000 well there's a reason trump's saying millions it's

got to be higher than well you got to think but who's telling us 70 000 right well it's the same media that you know our taxpayer dollars are going to to tell us that it's 70 000 yeah that's true because they we gotta we they gotta be able to tell the american people that all the money we're sending over there is actually doing something and like yeah ukraine's doing great anyway a whole lot of people God dude imagine like intentionally imagine I just can't I can't imagine that kind of evil dude I just can't like I can't imagine someone sending all of their men to die who knows that you can't win the war for money for personal for material shit bro i like material shit i love cars i love cool shit there's not a fucking there is not a fucking place in this universe where i would say oh i'm gonna send my fucking people to die so I can get some more shit. Like, that's insane.

Yeah.

Well, I think, too, I mean, here's a good question. Dude, that's insane.

That's insanely fucking evil.

Like, all of these families who lost their men, who lost their dads, their brothers, their fucking cousins, their sons,

they wiped out an entire fucking generation or two of Ukrainian men. And do you think that they didn't know they were doing that? Do you think that they weren't aware? Do you think that wasn't the plan? Do you think any of these people don't know that that's intentionally going on? The question is, why? Why are we removing all of the Ukrainian men from Ukraine? Well, I have a feeling that we will find out fairly soon.
But I think it's interesting that nobody talks about this because we talk about all these little ethnic cleansings. You know what the ethnic cleansings have been happening the last three years? The biggest one in fucking Ukraine by its own guy.
I think that's going to be the interesting thing to see, too. And then they got the Ukrainian people fucking here to cheer for it.
Right. I think that's going to be the most interesting thing, though, is like because here's the thing that I know for certain.
Right. Zelensky, he's a self like interest person.
He cares about himself. So what's going to happen when that tit gets separated from him? One.
It's happening. But when it's completely cut off, and then there might be some potential charges coming to him, he's going to start singing like a bird.
Yeah. Which, full circle, Jerk, goes back to the whole reason we are even involved in the situation.
He will die before that. You think so? They will have him killed.
He will be dead. I bet Zelensky isn't even alive for another fucking 12 months.
He knows too much shit. Knows way too much.
There's been a regime change here. There's new sheriffs in town here.
I would bet I wouldn't even give him 12 months. I'd give him like three months.
Back to the whole money thing, you know, like having all your people killed for monetary gain. I think that this is a really good example, but I think that we can look at a lot of different wars under the same light.
Yeah. Like most wars, you know, almost all of them in modern history.
Where we are knowingly sending our sons and daughters to go overseas and get killed for money before why else why else though why else would they do that why else would they remove the baddest ass most capable men and women of your country why would you send those people to die for population control less having to fight with them here, less resistance,

population control.

There's all kinds of reasons.

Yeah.

I just,

I feel like Ukraine is a shining example of what's been happening in every

other war,

maybe just to a lesser degree.

It's just more obvious whenever we're looking at Ukraine,

but this is how I feel about the,

the warmongering complex in general.

Yeah.

It's all for money.

They get people killed for it. I agree with you.
I think this has been happening for fucking. I think it's been happening since 1913.
I don't think any war that we fought since 1913 was a quote unquote real war. And people get real mad about that when you say that.
But it was all of these things were about controlling money. They were all about controlling money.
Hey, man, guys, jump into this conversation. Do you think it's a coincidence that we have a conflict every single generation that costs us our highest drive testosterone-filled men in every generation? Do you think that's a coincidence? No.
I don't think that's a coincidence at all i think if i were trying to control the world i would say how do we get the highest testosterone men of all these countries to fight each other so that we have less of those people so that we could control them that would make sense, dude. I don't want to get bit by those two dogs.
Let's make them fight each other. Whatever happens, happens.
Because at least they won't be biting us. You're going to make a shit ton of money doing it.
Yeah. It's disgusting shit, dude.
Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys.
We've got headline number three. Headline number three reads, RFK Jr.'s first move as health secretary sparks outrage from transgender advocates.
So RFK's in, and he's starting to do his work. I think he's coming after Coca-Cola also, which I like Diet Coke, to be honest.
Trump ain't going to let that Diet Coke get his damn near the way. Listen.
He's got a fucking button on his desk to bring Diet Cokes. Yeah, he does.
That's what I heard. Yeah, he does.
I don't know if it's true, but I heard that. I mean.
Diet Coke's good, bro. I heard that there's a dude that walks around Donald Trump with fucking Diet Cokes ready to go.
Yeah. That's what I heard, dude.
Like, I asked my buddies that are around him, and they're like, yeah, bro. Like, he gets Diet Cokes.
Keep Diet Cokes on him. Yeah.
Leave my aspartame alone, bro. I like Diet Coke.
Yeah. Diet Coke's good.
But RFK is moving off to something different to start with. Robert F.
Kennedy Jr. has taken aim at a transgender language in one of his first acts as health secretary.
His new agency, the Department of Health and Human Services, released new guidance for the government and public that gives a narrower definition of sex. The February 19th memo states that the move will support the president's executive orders intended to, quote, restore the concept of biological truth in federal government and defend women.

The new HHS document says only two sexes will be recognized, male and female.

It also provides new narrow definitions of words like sex, female, woman, girl, male, man, boy, mother and father.

RFK Jr., former Democrat, said, quote, the prior administration's policy of trying to engineer gender ideology into every aspect of public life is over. Uh, the department also launched a website promoting these definitions and created a video defending a ban on transgender women participating in women's sports.
Um, that was also prompted by Trump's, uh, January 20th executive order titled defending women from gender ideology, extremism and restoring biological truth to the federal government.

Now, I think we all agree that's good. These are good things that are happening.
Of course, the left is going to have a response. So let's go to Ohio first real quick.
I'm not sure if you guys have seen this video, but new Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception would fine men up to ten thousand dollars per ejaculation. The bill was brought forward by Democratic state reps Anita Somani and Tristan Raid.

Let's check this out. Sponsored by Democratic state representatives Anita Somani and OBGYN from Dublin and Tristan Raider of Lakewood.
The whole entire point of this bill is to call out the hypocrisy of particularly the state legislature when they bring forward bills to regulate women's bodies. Now there are exceptions to the proposed law which include sperm donation, contraception, and members of the LGBTQ community.
Men face a maximum $10,000 fine after the third offense if they have sex with a woman without the intention of conceiving a child. Men have the same rights no matter where they go in the country.
Women have rights based on where they live. It just misses the most basic biological facts and leans in towards middle school humor.
Austin Beigel with End Abortion Ohio calls the proposal disrespectful to the pro-life community and a waste of state resources. They have to review it when they file it.
They're going to have to stick a legal team on it, wasting time on that and delaying other bills that are trying to be reviewed as well ABC 6

asking viewers about the proposal in an online poll 26% said it's a good idea

74% telling us it's a waste of time why why was the LGBT people excused

because they can't procreate also they can just masturbate and ejaculate no

problem but I'm looking at $100,000 a day. Yeah, so I did see this come through, and it's literally just to make an example of, you know, what they think of as ridiculous anti-abortion laws.
And I'm not necessarily going to get into this, but it is a waste of time and taxpayer money. And I think it's ridiculous that we're at a point right now where lawmakers are so unserious that they're actually creating things like this.
Like we live in radically unserious times right now in this regard, at least. I totally agree.
It's so stupid. It's just an example of how they take all of the resources and time and the money that they use to pay themselves off of our backs.
It's entitlement, dude. They think it's totally okay for them to just have unlimited resources off of our backs.
I just think it's all I can think about, honestly. Like that's the only thing I've been able to think about ever since this started to come out is I've worked my whole life to have half my money stolen for nothing.
That's a hard thing for me to accept. I think the punishment for these people needs to be very severe.
Yeah. Back to what RFK is saying about the language regarding, you know, sex, male, female.
That's another example of like, people are saying, oh, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous.
It's ridiculous. It's absurd that we have gotten to a point where this has to be legislated.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, yeah oh it's ridiculous it is ridiculous it's ridiculous absurd that we have

gone to a point where this has to be legislated yeah you know what i'm saying well yeah it's ridiculous it was ever allowed to happen in the first place that's a big problem that's a big problem i see with a lot of the things happening right now is that we're all happy that we're getting things to go our way but all of those things we should have had anyway so i don't look at it as, oh, we're getting all these gifts. I mean, look how we're behaving.
We're behaving like happy little seals that are getting tossed little bitty fish and clapping our hands to get things that we should have already had. It never should have been a question to begin with.
Never. Trump said there's only male and female.
Woo! Yeah, dude. Or the border's getting closed.
Awesome. Yeah, right.
You know, taxes. We found out that they were wasting, like...
We're celebrating the wrong shit. Yes.
We're forgetting what we... We're not getting anything we shouldn't have already had.
And so we need to be careful not to, like, worship that are doing this because dude, all they're really doing is giving us the shit we should have already had. And if we're getting the shit that we should have already had and expected to be excited about it, you know what it makes me think, what are they taking that we're not noticing or what are they doing that they're giving us this because dude i just i just have this hard time believing that we're not in a shell game right now like and and and because somebody else is going to get something big they're going to give us some things here it's just a weird feeling i have i kind of always have this feeling in life when I know I'm about to get screwed.
And like, dude, I feel like we're expected to cheer for things. Like, dude, look, man, I'm happy that Trump is moving the direction he's moving.
I'm excited. But nothing's happened yet.
I didn't get any more money in my fucking check. Did you? Nope.
Yeah, did you? I didn't see anybody go to jail yet. Did you? Nope.
Okay, I haven't seen shit. I've seen a bunch of shit on the news about these things they were going to do or that are trying to do.
And I understand, like I said, it's going to take time. But until I see these things, I remain highly skeptical of the promises that are being made.
And we should all be very aware that we are cheering and being excited for things that we should have already had. It's cheering to return to baseline.
Yes. Which I think like, yes, am I happy that these things are happening? Absolutely.
But we need to understand like, oh, we're just resetting back to a baseline of where we're supposed to be to begin with and we have so much ground to cover in front of us like getting to baseline sure that's great but that's not the end of the road yeah you're doing what's expected to be done like cool do do what's unexpected I mean chopping some steaks bro like that's unexpected I'll be happy about that look man, it's, I'm not sure how I feel about everything. Like, I feel like you feel Becky,

like. mistakes, bro.
That's unexpected. I'll be happy about that.
Look, man, it's...

I'm not sure how I feel about everything.

I feel like you feel, Becky.

I'm excited.

I'm like, yes, okay, this is cool happening.

But until I see handcuffs, until I see accountability, until I see accountability for what happened

during COVID, until I see the financial oppression in this country stop, meaning I don't have to write fucking massive amounts of money to the fucking IRS, until that shit stops, it doesn't matter what they say. It doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't matter how many stories Fox News puts out about what's going to happen or any of these talking heads, like any of these guys, the shit does not matter until it's done to me. And I don't see it happening yet.
So I remain skeptical. I Trump as a character, the way he handles himself, all that shit.
I like him a lot. I think he's funny.
He reminds me, he actually reminds me of my dad and some other people that I've been around my whole life. I like the dude.
I like his family. But I am in no way, shape, or form going to say that, you know, like, dude, the shit hasn't happened yet.
So we have to be, I think as American american people we need to be very cognizant

of promises made that are not kept and agree not enough time has passed but we should also be very very we should at least think about where we are in terms of how we celebrate because to call a man a man and a woman a woman is fucking three-year-old shit and we're over here clapping oh yeah the fuck are we talking about how to get out of the whack in the first place you see what i'm saying like oh no like dude how how do you repair how do you repair someone who has been financially ruined because of the great, like, dude, you know how many people lose their marriages over money or lose their lives over money? They kill themselves or they, they get desperate or they turn to drugs or like, dude, lives have been ruined and not just a few millions upon millions upon millions of lives have been ruined because of the things these people have been doing and the things specifically that have been done in the last four to five years to push it across the line in terms of like, bro, how many businesses got closed during COVID that aren't opening back up? How many dollars got shifted to the biggest companies in the world because they donated to a political campaign? It's irreconcilable. How the fuck do you make that right? How do you make it right to the guy who's 50 years old, who's been working his ass off, who hasn't been able to afford very much in his life because he's overtaxed he's overworked he's underpaid because of the waste that's happened how do you and his wife's left him his kids hate him he's done the best that he fucking can and it still ain't good enough how do you fucking fix that how do you make that right because dude that should have never been the case it should never be the case that a man works his whole life at 50 years old and his fucking loses everything because he can't make ends meet because half his money is being stolen by these corrupt fucking tyrants that's you can't fix that so there needs to be accountability at a minimum and there needs to be a resetting of the financial operation of this government at a minimum.
And it needs to be fucking drastic. Because, dude, this country is the land of opportunity, apparently.
It's not. Okay? These people deserve the harshest possible punishment.
When I think back of like how hard, like I know a lot of you, nobody's going to fucking feel sorry for me because of where the fuck I am currently. But if you knew what I had to do to fucking get here and the shit I had to eat and the fucking, like how easy it would have been if I wasn't having to pay all, like it just pisses me to fuck off.
And it's inexcusable to me. It just is.
And it should be to everybody. I don't think that there's any level of accountability that will ever be enough.
I don't think there's any way to go back and fix any of this. Like you can't fix it.
Like it is beyond a state of like, oh, we'll give you $5,000 or no taxes. Like you can't unwind time and fix things.
But what I am hopeful for is that we can get to a place as a country where we can start setting up future generations for success in healing the future we cannot heal the past but we have an opportunity to heal the future so that our kids can grow up to be prosperous and live meaningful lives and not be robbed blindly by the government we have that opportunity right now but more meaningful change has to take place like is it great that we have only two genders now? Sure. We need substantially more than that.
Well, yeah, because we still got, you know, little boys identifying as girls competing in girls competitions. The shit's still going on.
It's still happening. Does that say male leapfrogs competitors? Yeah, leapfrogs competitors at girls pole vaulting meet in Maine.
This just happened. Yeah, there's a transgender identifying male competing under the name Katie from Cumberland's Greenlee High School.
Came out on top in the girls pole vault competition on Monday during the main indoor track meet at Bates College. The thing is, is that not long ago when he identified as male, he ranked in 10th place out of 11 I mean two years ago John tied for 5th place in the boys poll vault tonight Katie won 1st place in the girls main state class B championship so I mean the shit still happening like yeah we're celebrating cool but like I think about these girls I think about bro.
Fuck these people. That's wrong.
Everybody knows it's wrong. Every single human being knows that's wrong.
They know it. They know it.
We have to stop catering to the fucking loud ultra minority with their insane policies and thought processes that make zero sense. We all know that's wrong.
We fucking all know it. We all know that a man is a man and a woman is a woman.
We all know that too. We all know most of this shit.
But because people have lacked courage to stand up and say, hey, that's bullshit, here we are. This is what happens when people lose their fucking backbone okay COVID should have never happened y'all fucking knew it was wrong bro everybody knew how many of you wore masks that you didn't want to wear to get along in society okay you a lot of you guys say well I fucking didn't do that shit Motherfucker, you did.
We got pictures of you and your fucking mask on your social and acting like you're a fucking good little puppet. You're doing the right thing.
And now you're like, oh, I didn't do that. There's fucking receipts, bro.
Okay. How many people during COVID, DJ, would call us or message us or write in and say, fuck, dude, I agree.
You guys are right on it. Keep going.
Wish I could do that. I wish I could do that.
Well, you didn't. And that's why it happened.
And that's why this has happened. And that's why all this bullshit has happened.
Because we have been made to be afraid to use our fucking voices. And until Americans get the courage to speak up when things are wrong at scale and say, no, I don't give a fuck that this guy has some sort of gender dysmorphia and wants to be a girl.
I don't care, bro. Go over there and do it.
Stay out of the fucking sports until we have enough balls as a society to just call things how they are. The fuckery will continue.
So you want to know why this happens? It happens because of the people who know it's wrong that refuse to say a word because they don't want to hear about it on social media or be yelled at at HR or whatever. Bro, right is right and wrong is wrong.
And we all know the difference between a man and a woman. This is absurd shit.
It's absurd. We all know that we shouldn't be tax slaves.
We all know that, you know, we all know. We all know Ukraine's bullshit.
We all know. But like, dude, how many people that know don't say shit? That's why the fuck it happens.
And until that fucking stops, it's going to continue to happen over and over, no matter who's president, because we'll always be manipulated in some sort of next cause. Next thing.
You're not a good person if you don't do this. Bro, fuck that.
Then I'm not a good person. I don't give a fuck what you think.
I'm going to say what I fucking want to say. I'm going to call it the way.
And I got the receipts that I've always done that and always been that way. And you know what? When I go to sleep at night and I look myself in the mirror, it makes me proud.
A lot of you don't have that fucking, you wonder why you're fucked up because you're not even proud of yourself, bro. You don't even have the courage to speak up for right and wrong and you think you're gonna fucking somehow have self-esteem or

integrity or

Confidence in yourself. You're a fucking pussy.
You know, you're a pussy when you look in the mirror

That's why you feel like shit about yourself. So can start with using your voice

Am I wrong? No, not wrong at all, man

Like how are you gonna feel good about yourself?

If you know that you let all this shit slide that you know is morally and ethically fucking wrong you can't you can't erase that i dude i can't stand it look until until people have backbone and start like becky this is absurd that we're even talking about this all right it's's absurd This is dude. How old I don't have any kids how old are kids when they know the difference between a man and a woman? Yeah, I mean no, I'm asking yeah, maybe maybe two two three two.
Yeah, right? So now we have an entire generation of fucking adults arguing over it in Fucking Washington DC That's absurd's absurd it's two-year-old shit ah bro dude i've been talking about this for years yeah i know years very well too and it's still not done and i don't know if we're gonna see it ever really go away in its entirety like i feel like the damage has been done to the community and the brainwashing has been done and i feel like some of these people are so set in their ways like the the the manipulation and the propaganda and the level of brainwashing done to these people through the funded social engineering yeah it's just it's done how do you fix that i don't know like i've been i've been on it for years and i feel like it's starting to get better but like fuck we need more people talking well dude like you can't just rely on like oh that one lesbian on instagram who's allowed to say it she's lesbian i can't say it you mean that one with the demon in her here right oh fuck dude what are we gonna That's crazy, man. How do you get someone to say, damn, dude, I was brainwashed? It's hard.
It's like a personal journey. It's a shock to the ego.
So, like, I don't hide this, but, like, I went through a liberal phase. Yeah.
You know, I went away to college. I grew up conservative, went away to college.
I became a liberal, raging liberal. I voted for Joe Biden.
I don't hide that fact. And coming to terms with the level of deception that I bought into, it was difficult.
How did that happen? How did I start? Yeah, like how, what, like I want to hear that. So, yeah.
So I went away to college. I grew up in a conservative home wonderful parents strong relationship great values in my household and i'm blessed by that went away to college started getting more and more liberal to the point where like it went it went rapid and i rapidly went from one end of the spectrum to the other end of the spectrum and then i became a mom and i had my son and covet hit and during that time period, I was still kind of in my liberal phase.
I was scared out of my mind about COVID, and I was seeing all the propaganda, but then, ironically enough, as the propaganda started rolling out more heavily, and like the death tolls are going on the screens, I had this moment, because at that point, I was back home with my parents, because, you know, the situation with my son, and the pregnancy, and everything and everything i went back to them for some time and so i'm there with my parents and i'm surrounded by you know they're conservative they're wonderful people and i'm seeing these red death toll tickers and i'm like this doesn't feel right and i started kind of easing myself out of it a little bit and then i got here and at the at the time, like I was still, I was still very left of center. And then just being surrounded by more conservative people, more level headed people.
I started gradually pulling out of it. And I had to have a very real conversation with myself.
And come to the terms, come to terms with the fact that I had been lied to and manipulated and brainwashed. And I had let my identity slide so far down this path without even realizing it and that's a very difficult conversation to have with yourself to look back and say you know what i was wrong i was lied to my character was weak at that time i had a weak mindset because i was so easily able to be manipulated into this pattern of thinking.
And what's hard is a lot of people get so ideologically tied to these political ideas, one side or the other. And whenever you start to realize that this side has been lying to me and I bought the lies, it feels like an attack on your identity.
It feels like an attack on who you are as a person and that's very difficult and most people cannot look at themselves and have that conversation most people cannot sit with themselves and admit I got duped I had a weak mind I had a weak character at the time and I was taken advantage of and most people have too much pride to sit down and have that conversation themselves. And, you know, thank God I was able to get there pretty quick.
My liberal phase was very short lived. It was short, but it was aggressive.
You know, I went so far so fast. And coming out of that, you know, really, as we were reeling off of COVID, that's where things really started changing most specifically.
And I'll never forget it. But whenever I saw the LGBTQ community rallying for forced vaccinations and they were fighting for mandatory vaccines.

And I just sat there and I thought, how dare you?

Like the group that had to fight for decades for bodily autonomy.

Government, keep your hands off my body.

Government, don't tell me what to do.

Government, you don't control me.

And now you're saying here, no, no, no and you should control everyone and it just like it was a light bulb moment for me and like that was the moment where i completely split off well i also think you know the mutilation of young children was uh very effective in pushing you away well sure yeah and like i. And like I said, it was really when I became a mom.
Whenever I became a mom, that's where things really started to change for me because I was no longer living for myself. I was living for my son and everything I was doing was centered around how do I create a good life for my son? How do I protect him? How do I raise him? Well, how do I get him in a good school? You know, things nature how do i provide and as it turns out having that drive to provide and take care and nurture and care for someone other than yourself it shifts you away from liberalism pretty quickly yeah you know and especially whenever the lgbtq community started going completely sideways after the forced vaccinations we started getting the the pronouns, drag queen story hour, these hormone blockers, these cross-sex hormones, like 15-year-old girls getting their breasts chopped off.
Yeah. Like it was an absolute snapping point for me.
And that's when I really started speaking on social media because I couldn't stand by and watch the community do that any longer. I wonder how many people are starting to realize or are going to start to take into consideration that they were propagated through their own tax dollars to believe these things were culturally acceptable and understand like where this actually comes from.
You know, communist Bolshevik fucking ideas that they use to Brainwash society so that it could they can literally be killed eventually Right, like how many people are gonna come together to understand this. That's what I'm saying It's it's a shock on the ego.
It's a shock on the identity. It's a very difficult conversation to have with yourself So most people why a lot of people too are having this situation with uh you know i think there's a lot of brainwashed people like legitimately that that cannot think for themselves on both sides of the spectrum i think independent critical thinking is is where you want to be you want to get to a point where you can say well yeah i agree with that that's good but also i don't agree with this over here like we should be able to we shouldn't have to be and i don't think it's healthy to be uh to identify politically with one party or another i think we have to identify with ourselves and what is right and what is wrong what we think is right or wrong and uh that's where we need to get people back to right it's not it's not a fucking cult of either side it's a it's a independent thought process and i'm going to put my vote and stand behind the things i think that are best you know and and we just lack that in this country right now because by case basis well because dude, I don't think people should feel ashamed that they were taken advantage of.
That happens all the time. It should be seen as a lesson.
You know, when when you get a trillions of dollars of propaganda pumped into your brain. 24 seven.
24 seven. I mean, that's not their fault that they fell for.
Yeah, but it should it should ignite a fucking fire in you to do something want to do something about it whether that means use your platform that you have create a platform whatever that means I mean it should ignite some type of like fuck like yeah I'm not this fucking stupid yeah you know it's insulting it should piss people off most people are much too prideful to admit that they were duped yeah and and that's just what it is you know and it's hard you know it took a lot you know i started my instagram thing and it took me a long time before i could even admit that i had voted for biden or i'd ever been a liberal in the first place because i was so embarrassed you know about you know that that mindset that i had had for so long and it just it comes down to ego and pride can you have that conversation with yourself or can you not and a lot of people would rather be wrong and maintain this sense of false pride than ever have a real conversation yeah yeah man it's crazy shit man until we get to a point where that's that's uh it's so undeniable that people have been manipulated i mean like it has to be it's going to have to be like ridiculously undeniable for people to see it but i think once we get to that point maybe people will start calling for accountability yeah guys jump in on this conversation down to the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, we got a final segment of the show.
As always, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Now this is a little different one for you.
All right. In the nature of having a wonderful guest on, I say we do like a little healthy debate here.
And it involves one of your favorite things, Andy. French fries.
We are going to be ranking fries.

Fast food fries.

We're going to rank them.

Okay.

All right.

So we got a couple of different options here.

So here you go.

Would you make a program here? What's this? I'm going to die. It gave it to me.
It's Tier Maker. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
And so we just rank these five. So, I mean, first up, you got S is like the best.
Superior. Superior.
Okay. Then there's A, B, C, and D.
What's A? It's like great. Oh, got it.
Okay, but S is superior. Far superior.
And I think you can put multiple in the categories. So we got Arby's here first.
You got Hardee's, Burger King, Five Guys. I'm not sure what that is.
I think it's just basic fries, maybe Chick-fil-A. What's that one? Smashin canes wendy's jack-in-the-box curly jack-in-the-box straight and you got mcdonald's what we got well who's going first yeah i mean i'll go first i i would say uh chick-fil-a is your superior fry in personal opinion.
You probably eat more French fries than most of us. Yeah, you're definitely the expert.
All right. Madat, this kind of...
Actually, I would be the expert, bro. This didn't really work out.
Because I have twice the most... I've eaten the most French fries here.
Okay. Out of anybody.
Yeah, for sure. Because there's no way that you could have eaten the amount of fries that I've eaten in 45 years.
You've been on this earth a long time. That's right.
Yeah. So I would say I've eaten the most fries.
Okay. Regardless of our physique differences.
Yeah. They won't be so different in a minute.
I think Chick-fil-A has superior fries though. I do.
Are you sure that you're confident in confident? I'm pretty confident in Chick-fil-A fries, bro. Bro, the waffle fries? Wait, are we ranking them individually or as a team here? I mean, everything's up for debate.
Okay, I would say that this is good judgment. I would say that Chick-fil-A makes some awesome fries.
All right. I'm shocked that you don't have Culver's up there.
Culver's does make some good fries.

Culver's smash, yeah.

Culver's got some good fries.

Where does Arby's go?

We'll just go down the list this way.

Where does Arby's go in the ranking?

Here's what it is.

Fucking Jack in the Box curly fries, Arby's curly fries are right there up there in the A category.

Okay.

Okay.

This is how we're going to do this.

Arby's curly. They're all the way in the A category.
Okay. Okay.
This is how we're going to do this. Arby's Curly.

They're all the way to the left there.

Which one?

All the way to the left.

Arby's?

The left.

Oh.

Fucking left.

All the way to the left.

Okay.

It's hard to see.

I'm working on a different screen here.

Okay.

They don't know how to use internet.

Yeah.

That's all we need to know.

No, no, no. That's all we need.
Okay that's all we need okay well we gotta pick who has the worst fries i will go ahead and say that i think raisin canes is like a d come on man and which one's in and out i don't think they're up here oh is this in and out oh yeah it is because the little fucking thing there yeah i've had their fries this shit's trash um yeah for sure mcdonald's i mean that's a solid like b look mcdonald's is people are gonna say it's an a yeah it's a b let's be real people are gonna get pissed they'll be mcdonald's fraud mcdonald's fraud mcdonald's fraud that's because you're a peasant it's like a b i don't know what's good yeah like it's unfortunate that's true yes but i give it a b if they bring back the beef tallow it'd be it'd be like a superior fry potentially um wendy's is superior to mcdonald's for i think that's a that's a no no no mcdonald's got to go down to c okay because Cause Wendy's are a step behind the curly fries.

So we gotta put those guys in the B.

All right.

Five guys is pretty good.

I never had five guys.

Five guys is pretty good.

It's overrated.

Okay.

You guys have to decide because I never had it.

C?

I go C.

Okay.

Five guys at C?

They're so greasy.

I mean, but that's the good part.

I've never had smash either.

So I've never had smash burgers. So we gotta give them a C C just out of courtesy because we never had them.
Okay. Okay.
I've never had Raising Cane's, but I know lots of people that love Raising Cane's. Yeah, I bet they're all white.
No, that fucking shit's good. Dylan gave me some.
Bro, Raising Cane's is disgusting. Okay.
You're going to pull me on chicken, Andy? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, motherfucker, I am. I'm going to tell you why.
Because you... They ain't got the 11 herbs and spices, man.
You represent 6% of the population. That's it.
So you're saying on the fries, that doesn't count. You can't fries are nasty.
Huh? Their fries are nasty, bro. Raising canes.
No. I refuse to believe that because I had their chicken and it was fucking great.
I bet. It was great.
Not too spicy at all, huh? I thought it was great. I like all chicken, bro.
Don't even act like you don't like all chicken. I don't like raising cane's.
Get the fuck out of here. I don't like Raisin Cane's.

I don't.

They're nasty.

They're nasty.

The fries are?

The chicken.

There's a raisin bean.

They package everything in styrofoam.

It's soggy?

Yes.

Okay, well, that's a dogo.

You can't have soggy fries.

That's one.

All right.

Burger King has good fries.

Burger King has good fries.

It's been a while since I had Burger King.

I'd say like a B. I'd give it like a B.
No, it belongs in the C. Wendy's are definitely better.
Okay. All right.
I think all the rest belong in the C category. That's like your basic.
That's the basic fries that are pretty good. They're not terrible.
Wendy's is better than all of those. Curly fries are better than straight fries, and waffle fries are better than fucking curly fries.
We're really just ranking the shape of the French fry here is what we're doing. Well, I mean, it matters.
It does matter. Waffle fries are the undisputed best French fry.
I agree with that. Yeah.
I agree with that. Then curly fries, I believe, are the second best.
I've not had too many curly fries. I was like, man, those suck.
Bro, Rally's has some good curly fries. That's what I'm saying, dude.
And then Wendy's out of the fast food. I think Wendy's has the best like regular fries.
Yeah. Best regular fries.
Bro, you know who has some good fries too? Then we got the peasant fries across the board that everybody's going to say, the little blog with the top. See, I know he's Illuminati.
These are C's. Yeah, bro.
I think this is a fair standing. It's fair, right? I can't comment on Raising Cane's or the one.
What's the other one? That's In-N-Out. I never had it.
In-N-Out. Yeah, trash.
Is it? Trash. I never had it.
They should close their business, go bankrupt. Why does everybody always post it like it's a big deal? What, Raising Cane's and In-N-Out? No, In-N-Out.
Is In-N-Out the place where everybody posts the top and you can see all the food? What's the big deal with In-N-Out? I've never had it. That's how I feel about Whataburger.
People go crazy over it. Really? It's mediocre at best.
Dude, I'll tell you what. I think Culver's is pretty fucking good.

Culver's has a good burger.

They got good burger and fries.

Lion's Choice is just, I think, Midwest.

Lion's Choice is superior to any of this.

Absolutely.

Yes, they are in the S category.

Really?

Fuck yeah.

Lion's Choice, they're real potatoes, bro.

They make them right there.

Bro, so does Five Guys. I told you I never choice.
They're real potatoes, bro. They make them right there, bro You know so does five guys, but you know I told you I never had them.
I got you Penn Station has good fries too. That should have made the list Penn Station.
No, I've never been there. You've never had Penn Station Guys, that's the list motherfucker in a Penn Station and seeing Days of Thunder is not the same fucking thing.
I feel like it's about the same. No, it fucking isn't.
I feel like they're equivalent. That is fucking untrue.
It's kind of equivalent. No.
No. Same, same.
No. Chat.
Chat. I'm not asking them shit.
They fucking, they think I don't know the fucking boys in the hood. Yeah, that's true.
That's true. I bet the Texas Voyager likes Raising Cane's.
Guarantee it. I mean, that's a pretty good list.
I think that's decent. Bro, I think Chick-fil-A is so much better.
I think it's like two nachos better than everybody else. For fries, yeah.

Popeyes is number one on chicken.

Yeah, Popeyes.

Popeyes is good.

Popeyes is good.

But I think Raising Cane's is good.

I think Chick-fil-A is good.

I've never had a chicken I didn't like.

Yeah.

I have you.

Where have you had a fried chicken strip or a chicken sandwich that was bad? Raising Cane's. No, that's not true.
Raising Cane's. No.
Zaxby's is good. Raising Cane's has to be good because fucking there's so many of them.
Well, I mean, listen. If they were that bad.
Well, I mean, you guys have to keep your- So you're saying that's because of the population. That's because of white people, yeah.
So you're saying there's far less Popeyes because of the

6% that you represent?

Yep. And there's far

more Raising Cane's because it's white people

chicken. Correct.
And there's more white people than

there is black people. Yes.
So that's what we're talking

about here. Yep, it's statistics, okay.

What about that murder rate?

God damn it.

You know, you guys don't do everything better than us. That's all I got, man.
Guys, Andy, Becky, that's all I got, man. Becky, thank you so much for coming on the show.
We're all real proud of everything that you do. It's fucking awesome.
Congrats on getting shared by Elon.

Thank you.

Your voice needs to be out there.

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