Regulation Takes 3
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Speaker 3
Hello, and welcome to another episode of Regulation Takes. We are here.
We have takes. We're ready to go.
I'm excited to hear what people are thinking, what their opinions are.
Speaker 3
I just escaped via an elevator in Ark Raiders. I'm closing that.
Guys, you ready to give some spirited takes?
Speaker 4 Multitasking. Is this Advent takes or normal takes?
Speaker 3
No, normal takes. This is just a normal ass episode of takes.
We've already recorded a holiday takes.
Speaker 4
I don't think you're part of that, Gavin. Well, that would explain that.
It would.
Speaker 3 Does anyone want to start? Does anyone feel like they've got a strong opening take that they would like the lead with?
Speaker 3 Okay, that's a clear no.
Speaker 4 That is a universal surprise.
Speaker 5
No, no, I got it. I got it.
I got it. Are you sure?
Speaker 3 Because I got a take that I think Nick's going to like.
Speaker 5
I got one just because Gavin asked if this was Advent or holiday or anything or whatever. But I, this, again, these are evergreen takes.
These are takes that aren't for the holidays. But this one is
Speaker 5 holiday themed.
Speaker 5 and that is that holiday theming for most things sucks i
Speaker 5 i hate holiday discord
Speaker 5 cut it out stop making it the default allow me to opt in if that's the way to do it but don't put me in spooky unmute mode where every time i hit a goddamn button on the software i already hate it's making noises at me.
Speaker 5 I hate it.
Speaker 5 It is truly like the holiday theming, not just of like this software, but like sort of in when a podcast is like a holiday themed episode and stuff like that, it is, I think, never better than just the thing that I was going to get otherwise.
Speaker 5 The theming on most holiday stuff is
Speaker 5 a very
Speaker 5 plastic, like cellophane wrap over something that just doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 5 It was always for me a struggle with like the Rooster Teeth podcast where it's like, well, what what are we doing for the holiday theme?
Speaker 4 And it's like, I don't, who, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 Who cares? I hate it.
Speaker 4 Tree on the set.
Speaker 5
Yeah. Yes.
It was like a lot of that. And then that was like as far as it's like, that's as far as a lot of that stuff goes.
And I just don't like theming for software. I don't like theming for shows.
Speaker 5
I don't like holiday theming for like a lot of this stuff. It's just not, it's not, it's never better.
It's never better. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 I strongly disagree with half of that. I'm with you on the Discord.
Speaker 4 I'm with you on like tech theming.
Speaker 3
I love like a TV show holiday special. I'm a big fan of the seasonal themes.
I like a little bit of a different, a unique spice.
Speaker 3 A treehouse of horrors is maybe the shining example of what that could be. I think those are fun.
Speaker 5 I think that's a great exception to the rule.
Speaker 3
I'm trying to think. What other...
I feel like the Office Christmas special, is that canceled or is that one that's liked? I think it might be both. I think it might fall under both categories.
Speaker 4 Awesome.
Speaker 3
What other great holiday theme? I mean, the Star Wars one is obviously where it goes. The worst.
Like, that's the worst case scenario. But even that has some level of charm.
Speaker 4 I find myself never watching these things live anyway. Like, it's always like on demand, and it's the middle of April, and I'm watching Christmas episode.
Speaker 3 I just feel like, Gavin, you live in a country that this is their whole shtick. I feel like, if anything, this is an attack against your culture.
Speaker 4 Are you talking about england or america england oh what why live there wait no
Speaker 3 what the fuck what is andrew saying i don't even know what he is what i'm saying is that i view you as like a tourist in a sense to america
Speaker 4 oh the tourist hold on add it to the nicknames list hey gavin gavin lives here
Speaker 4 yeah but he's not american
Speaker 4 Pay an awful lot of tax for a tourist.
Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, that's an unfortunate part of their culture for you.
Speaker 3
I don't view you as Gavin the American is all I'm saying. When I think of Gavin, I think Gavin the Brit.
And when I think of British, like, BBC shows, they love a Christmas special.
Speaker 4
Well, I remember really loving Noel's house party as a kid, the birthplace of Mr. Blobby.
But the Christmas episodes,
Speaker 4 you know, obviously the main show was
Speaker 4 filmed in Crinkly Bottom. And the Christmas episodes were usually on the road, and I didn't like them as much.
Speaker 3 But I'm going beyond, like, one because Gavin and Stacey has like a Christmas thing. Isn't it like Doctor Who, I feel like always does like holiday shit.
Speaker 4 A Christmas special is a textbook way to end a show in England where I mean, obviously we only have like one or two series of something and then it ends on a Christmas special.
Speaker 3 14 episodes.
Speaker 4 Yeah. It's a good way to get everyone together to watch the end of something.
Speaker 3 Have you seen the Halloween episode of Dawson's Creek, Eric, before making this take?
Speaker 4 No.
Speaker 3
I feel that's important. It gets real spooky.
It gets real spooky.
Speaker 5 Why would it be important?
Speaker 3
It's essential to the show and culture broadly, I think. I don't know.
I saw it once on TV as a kid and I thought it was.
Speaker 5 What happens in the Halloween episode of Dawson's Creek?
Speaker 3 I think they go to a haunted house and I think there's like implications of ghosts and that type of thing, but
Speaker 3 I don't know. I haven't seen it in such a long time.
Speaker 5 Wait, you're saying that Dawson's Creek showed that ghosts exists like in their universe?
Speaker 4 I think so. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3
I'm pretty sure that's a thing. It was during the same point in my life in which I was in the film paparazzi, depending on your opinion on how films work, was that same trip.
It was just on cable.
Speaker 3 I wasn't somebody who watched Dawson's Creek, but I was like, oh, this is, there's like ghosts and stuff in Dawson's Creek. This is audio.
Speaker 4 Even it was clear. Even if you don't enjoy consuming the seasonal stuff around the year, do you not find it's useful for it to like be little anchor points in the year?
Speaker 4 Like, oh, look at the progress of this year. It's almost over because because of all the shit.
Speaker 5 It's almost over because of all the shit.
Speaker 4
Yeah, yeah. Christmas stuff showed up in shops.
It's like, oof.
Speaker 5 Hey, you know what? I do think that, but it's almost over because of all the shit is thought to me more like, oh, it's almost over because all this shit.
Speaker 5 So it's sort of like the same, but like the other side of the coin. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 It's also really useful if you don't have a calendar. The world just tells you what time it is.
Speaker 5 Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 I guess so.
Speaker 4 I don't have that luxury in my life i don't not have a calendar yeah you're like eric calendar bador i i have i have to i have to constantly that is like the biggest struggle in my life is the calendar well i feel like that's it's irrelevant anyway andrew because the just nature lets you know what time of year it is i'm not out there being like oh look at all that tinsel and it must be winter it's freezing
Speaker 5 it got very cold in austin you can live in the desert
Speaker 4 arizona i don't think arizona gives you any indication.
Speaker 5 I think it absolutely does. I think this is coming from someone who's never been to Arizona.
Speaker 3 I've been to their airport so many times.
Speaker 4 Oh, I love Arizona Airport.
Speaker 5 It's so long.
Speaker 4 Shut up.
Speaker 4 Like, you're fat and long.
Speaker 3 It is like my back. Maybe that's why I like it.
Speaker 5 It's great.
Speaker 3 I think this is so. Does it apply to even like music? Do you hate a holiday album?
Speaker 5
No, I'm fine. I'm fine with holiday music because it's just, that's, to me, like its own separate thing.
It's not. If there was one, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 If it was one album that was regular and there was one Christmas song on it,
Speaker 5 that to me is how it feels.
Speaker 5 That to me is how it feels with like,
Speaker 5
here's a holiday episode of Friends. And it's like, I get why you're doing it.
I don't have to like it. And I certainly don't.
Speaker 3
See, I feel almost like for me, the opposite of that, where the album is where I'm on board with what you're saying. Just give me another new album.
I don't need to hear you sing jingle all the way.
Speaker 3 I've got 70,000 versions of that.
Speaker 5 Right, right, right, right. But so I'm not sure how you're disagreeing with what I'm saying.
Speaker 3
You're saying that you're okay with the Christmas album. I think I'm generally done with Christmas albums.
Unless it's original.
Speaker 4 You don't like hearing your favorite artist take on a classic Christmas song?
Speaker 3 No, I think like I've got enough of my favorite artists that have done that. I think I'm good for now.
Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm not saying that it needs to be like an album of
Speaker 5
Christmas covers. I'm just saying that like if you're going to make a Christmas album, that's fine.
Keep it as an album. It's over there and that's that's okay.
Speaker 3 I just feel like that's like a time sink where based on what you're saying, I'm surprised that your perspective isn't like, why didn't you just use that time to make another actual album?
Speaker 5 That's not how, I don't think that's how the creative process necessarily works for me.
Speaker 3 I've seen the trailer for rock star starring Mark Wohlberg.
Speaker 4 I'm pretty sure I have a good movie.
Speaker 5 You've never seen the movie?
Speaker 3 I don't know if I've ever seen the trailer, if I'm being honest. It was just a poster, though.
Speaker 5 You saw the trailer.
Speaker 3 Yeah, because I was doing a joke about Rockstar, the thing.
Speaker 3
I mean, I've probably seen it, not in a way that stuck with me. It was more a poster I always saw.
It was constantly in the movie theater hallway, and it felt like he was in an apocalypse.
Speaker 3 It just, it was a strange poster in my memory.
Speaker 5 This is a phenomenal episode of Regulation Takes. I'm learning a lot.
Speaker 3 Does he not look like he's in an apocalypse in the rock star?
Speaker 4 Let me look.
Speaker 5 It's the one where he's... Yeah, yeah, he's walking.
Speaker 4 He's walking.
Speaker 5 Yeah, it's him walking.
Speaker 3 This is. And I remember looking at it going, like, what is this movie? Is it about a rock star or is it about a guy in like the apocalypse? Yeah, it looks like he's in the apocalypse, kind of.
Speaker 4
It does. Yeah.
Look at the smoke. Yeah.
Speaker 4 People trying to tear him down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 As a child, I was very confused.
Speaker 4 Has anyone ever crowdsurfed like that? Whoa, standing, crowdsurfing.
Speaker 4 He just looks like he's walking on top of their heads.
Speaker 3 Probably Chris Angel, if I was going to guess.
Speaker 5 Yeah, that sounds good. You talking about the mind freak?
Speaker 3 Yeah, the mind freak probably did.
Speaker 5 Wow.
Speaker 5 The one that I think of, like, when I think of the standing crowd surf, is Iggy Pop from the Stooges.
Speaker 4 I think that's like the coolest photo. That's the coolest photo ever.
Speaker 5
I've never seen it. It's so sick.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 It's awesome. Just like the movie Rockstar.
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 4 Okay.
Speaker 5 Well, anyway, that's my take. That's that's how I an interesting take.
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 5 It just hit me. I had other takes written down, and then I unmuted from this.
Speaker 4
I hate this fucking thing. Bothers the hell out of me.
That's me.
Speaker 4 I think I just,
Speaker 4 to tack on to your take there, I just hate live service software. I hate that I can open a piece of software that I opened yesterday and it might be completely different without any
Speaker 4 option for keeping the old version.
Speaker 3 Is this you agreeing with his take or is that your take?
Speaker 4 No, that's just a little side take.
Speaker 3 Well, then maybe after the side take, you should lead us with what your new take is.
Speaker 4
The 24-hour clock is not maths. All right.
You don't have to do any maths to learn the 24-hour clock. You just have to memorize it.
All right. I feel like I've mentioned this before.
Speaker 4
Americans call it military time. I guess the American military is, they use it.
But it's just a time. It's a good thing.
It's 24 hours in the day, right? Mm-hmm. You can separate it as 212s.
Speaker 4 But don't be like, oh, I can't figure out 1500. I need to subtract 12.
Speaker 4
Don't bother about it. Just make sure in your head that 15 just kind of feels like a three.
Interesting.
Speaker 4 23 or I think it's going to tell them what it is now. Very 11-y of 23 there.
Speaker 3 See, I think the issue, though, is like when they ask you to recite the alphabet backwards, you just don't, you haven't thought of it that way.
Speaker 4 What? I think what you're saying. You'd have to memorize it backwards.
Speaker 3 Yeah, like you haven't just thought about it. Like, I agree.
Speaker 4 It's not a big ask, but when you haven't been taught that way and you've been taught an opposing way, I think there's a little bit of a hurdle i think what you're saying is that they need to institute this as like knowledge that like when you look at time i don't think you need to be taught it either i think you should just have a few clocks in your life that are always stuck on 24 hours and then you just start to feel like oh it's getting dark out oh feels a little bit 18.
Speaker 4 that must be six why is that the superior time well it tells you what time of you don't have to specify a.m or p.m Yeah.
Speaker 3 Is that your entire basis for it, Gavin?
Speaker 4 Well, it's just how many hours there are.
Speaker 3 Yeah, but your take is essentially that we should get rid of the other form of time. So I'm asking,
Speaker 4
I don't think you should get rid of it in terms of how you say it. Like, you don't have to say 1,300 hours.
You could say one, but just look at the 13 and think one. Just do the
Speaker 4 translation.
Speaker 5 Just use both.
Speaker 4 It sounds like it.
Speaker 3
Your take is people should be able to use. This feels very personal.
Like, you've just encountered this.
Speaker 4 No, no.
Speaker 4 I look at the time
Speaker 4 in 24 hours and I speak it in 12.
Speaker 3 Okay, but what are you trying to institute here with this take?
Speaker 4 That everyone does that?
Speaker 3 Is that like typically a take is you're encountering an annoyance or like you have an opinion on how the world should change? I guess what I'm asking is, why do you think it should change that way?
Speaker 4 I think it's just because I've lived here for a long time and every time someone sees my phone, they ask me why I'm using military time and I have to inform them
Speaker 4 it's just the time. And it's actually quite easy easy to memorize 12 things
Speaker 4 on TV do they advertise the start times in the 24-hour clock or is it done a.m. p.m.
Speaker 4 what do you mean sorry in England when you're in England if there's like a oh tonight it normally in the states it'd be like 8 p.m. tune it for this I think they still say 8 p.m.
Speaker 4 and stuff it's England is like it's always been the in-between like I feel like it takes from the US and Europe because it's so old it didn't convert everything to metric it's like still in stuck in the middle so you should be able to use both is there a place in the world that only uses the 24 hour clock yeah
Speaker 5 military european countries more so interesting interesting i i really like this hot take because it's it's nuts and i can't make heads or tails about what it is you want out of this because you keep saying you want go 24 but also still say 8 p.m He wants people to be smarter, I think, is what he's saying.
Speaker 4 I just think you should be able to read it without doing maths. I think you should just memorize them together.
Speaker 5 Why are we using both? I don't why both
Speaker 4 I mean, I could use only 24 hours. I just feel like saying
Speaker 4
1340 is a weird thing if you're not in the military. That to me, speaking it that way, is military time.
I went to bed at 23 last night.
Speaker 5 So, so you want us to use it, but you don't want us to say it.
Speaker 4 I want you to know it.
Speaker 4 I want you to know it so that when you see it, it's it's not like, oh, why are you?
Speaker 5 Your hot take for this is leave me alone about how I have military time on my phone.
Speaker 4 Don't ask me about my military time phone.
Speaker 5 That's it.
Speaker 4 But that's no factory time.
Speaker 4
But it is here. It's the time.
That's my window.
Speaker 3 Well, I have a question for you. Why do you use that time on your phone?
Speaker 4 So I don't have to figure out if it's AM or PM.
Speaker 4 What? I feel like
Speaker 3 when you tell me that nature naturally tells you that, I think nature may give you some indication.
Speaker 4 Does your house have windows?
Speaker 4 I lock myself.
Speaker 5
You set your phone this way. I come inside.
I lock myself in a dark, desolate room. All I have is my phone telling me, oh, sir, it's 16.12.
Time for dinner.
Speaker 4
I roll over. I roll over again.
Is it 1 a.m.? Is it 1 p.m.? I don't know.
Speaker 4
Well, let me flip. This is a conversation I had with someone recently.
Let me flip it on its head then. Okay.
Speaker 4
You would rather only do 12 twice, right? Uh-huh. I don't care.
12 and 12 more. Yeah.
Speaker 5 Yeah, that's fine. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 Would you be fine with just doing six four times?
Speaker 4 But we don't.
Speaker 4 Well, you seem to not want to count all 24, so would you like it in smaller chunks? Would you like 6 a.m.
Speaker 4 6 p.m.?
Speaker 4 Oh, and then 6 DM.
Speaker 4 Maybe 6 FM.
Speaker 3 I think I'd be fine with it if it was introduced to me as a kid.
Speaker 5 Dude, it's already 4.30 FM.
Speaker 4 Oh, fuck. Damn, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 4 Like, if you did it like that you'd be like why are there so many sixes right why don't we just do it in bigger chunks i'm saying don't do it do us do it in one big chunk
Speaker 5 but you don't want us to say it is the thing that keeps getting me is that like you want us to use it but then don't tell me you could do whatever you want
Speaker 4 i'm saying
Speaker 4 2015.
Speaker 4 i'm saying
Speaker 4 saying it that way is how the military does it but reading it that way is how most of the world does it.
Speaker 3 Is the point of the AM PM system is that at the peak of AM, that's like the middle of the day for you? Like that should be when the sun is halfway through. Is that the reason?
Speaker 4 Well, the sun isn't halfway through.
Speaker 3 Why is the 12 the cutoff is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 Oh, it's based on ancient shit, isn't it? Is it? Okay, well, I was asking. The sun isn't at its highest point at noon.
Speaker 5 So if it's not.
Speaker 4 The time would have to change every single day for that to be true.
Speaker 5 So if it's 1230
Speaker 5 p.m.
Speaker 5 What time do you want me to say? 12.30.
Speaker 5 That's it.
Speaker 4 It's 30.
Speaker 4 I was going to say,
Speaker 5 so at 12.30 a.m.
Speaker 5 What time do I sit? Do I just go, guys, it's 30?
Speaker 4 It's double 30. It is.
Speaker 4 I'm not talking about not figuring out what time it is because I can't see outside.
Speaker 4
I'm talking like, oh, this file name, it says it was made at this time, blah, blah, blah. To see it written shouldn't be confusing.
But you don't have to say it that way. Computers say AM or PM.
Speaker 3
See, now I'm six days on this AM or PM thing. Why do we decide halfway through? You bring up an interesting point with the six chunks.
Why doesn't it go to like 14 a.m.
Speaker 3 and then the rest p.m.?
Speaker 4 What does it have to do?
Speaker 5 We got Andrew considering what time it is in Goof World.
Speaker 4 I think
Speaker 4 Gavin, I like this hot take because it truly, it really is a hot take it's very good but now i'm worried about your hot take because it sounds like it's got it's got andrew thinking and i don't like that i feel like it's an interesting hot take because i feel like i've backed myself into a corner that i made and i'm just ready to fight everyone and i don't even really know what i'm fighting for but i don't either whenever i whenever i tell people i'm just using normal 24-hour time They say they don't like it because they don't want to do maths when telling the time.
Speaker 4 And I'm saying, you don't have to. Just memorize it first.
Speaker 3 All right, I'd still like you to think about it and get back to me on why you decided to set that as your clock to begin with, outside of your excuse of so you know what AM or PM is.
Speaker 3 I want you to dig deep and try to figure out a real reason.
Speaker 4 Don't you think the AM and PM looks a bit ugly on the end of the time?
Speaker 4 Uh,
Speaker 5 I've never noticed, you know what, Gavin? Yeah, I think it's ugly.
Speaker 3 I don't even have an AM or PM when I look at it.
Speaker 4 My watch has a face on it. You don't have an AM or PM?
Speaker 3
No, it just says 9:27. I don't know.
Could be PM. It could be AM based on this.
Speaker 4 I bet
Speaker 4
it says PM when it flips. Let's see.
Let me open.
Speaker 3 Unlocked my phone.
Speaker 3
I see when it's flipping to noon. I see, so it wouldn't matter.
But even in the dropdown, it doesn't. I'll let you know.
I'll keep you updated next when we record later.
Speaker 4 I'll inform you.
Speaker 4 Is 12 still noon and 0-0 midnight? Yeah. For you?
Speaker 4
Just making sure. What are you asking me that? Just making sure it's called the same thing or something.
Not noons could or something like that.
Speaker 4 One in the Austin Noon Skidoo.
Speaker 3 Only in Jack Black's household is it known as Noon Skidoo.
Speaker 4 Noon Skidoo.
Speaker 4 So what time is it? It's 12:30 Skidoo.
Speaker 4 It's 12 past Skidoo.
Speaker 4 Oh my God.
Speaker 5 It's about a quarter till Skidoo if you guys want to get out of here.
Speaker 4 Hi, if you want to get a quick lunch. Oh, shit.
Speaker 5
Oh, my God, dude. Oh, that's funny.
Well, speaking
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Speaker 3 This is something I feel passionate about because I feel as though I was lied to as a child through media.
Speaker 3 The amount of times I've seen a pie on a windowsill or a like picnic basket available for the taking is zero. I've never seen it out in the wild.
Speaker 3 I think if you're going to have a picnic or you just recently made a pie, it needs to be on your window for at least one hour before you can consume it. In a stealable position.
Speaker 3 I think it should be available to be taken.
Speaker 3 I want the opportunity to steal somebody's pie legally, I guess.
Speaker 5 You want pie thievery. You want pie thievery.
Speaker 3 I do because I feel like when I see it in the cartoons, when it's like Yogi Bear or whatever, it looks just like a fun activity. And it's a thing that I want to be told happened to somebody.
Speaker 3
I've never been on the phone with someone and them tell me, you'll never believe what happened today. I made an apple pie.
It was delicious.
Speaker 3 I was following rules and regulations, typically on top of it. But oh, then my dog did something crazy and I went to the other room, came back, pie gone.
Speaker 4 Pie stolen.
Speaker 5 Lost it.
Speaker 4 Do you just want to walk around and see pies on windowsills?
Speaker 3
I want to see pies on windowsills. I think it will make the streets themselves smell nicer.
It is like a scent-based version of the ice cream truck, is the way that I am.
Speaker 3 You smell a pie in the air, and if you really want to go get it, you can, if they're not on top of it, they need to be Pavlov's pie situation.
Speaker 4 Exactly.
Speaker 4 Do you just like old-timey stuff?
Speaker 4 I don't think so.
Speaker 4 Like, do you want to see a pie, and then in the next house, you want to see like a woman in a frock using using a washboard?
Speaker 4 I don't know. What's a frock?
Speaker 5 She's just hanging laundry on a line out back.
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 3 I'm not opposed to it, I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 4
I'm not like cold in a line. Laundry on the line smells real nice, too.
I can imagine it does. Andrew,
Speaker 4 do you have window screens where you live?
Speaker 3 I do.
Speaker 4 Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 So in this theoretical world, the person would have to put the pie in the windowsill and remove said that's an interesting window screen because when I think of kitchen-based windows, I don't think of them having screens, but they would.
Speaker 3 Yeah,
Speaker 3 I guess you gotta remove the screen. I think that's a thing you just have to do.
Speaker 4 We'll just have everyone, everyone's screen has like a steel flap in it.
Speaker 5 Oh, like well, I mean, especially if this becomes like law, like where you have to do this, there has to be like a pie vent hole for your pie.
Speaker 4 Pie flap. The piece flap.
Speaker 3
I don't want to be clear. If you catch them in the act, they're done.
They can't try it again that day. That day? That day.
They're banned from that day.
Speaker 3
If you're just like there, you're like, hey, I see you. They got to go.
Okay, you got me. And then that's it.
They can't make another attempt that day.
Speaker 4 People who take apples are scrumpers. What are pie takers called? Oh,
Speaker 3
that's interesting. Because a scrumper...
Is it like
Speaker 3 a scrumper is like in a pre-pie state?
Speaker 4 You're stealing the pre-pie?
Speaker 4
I like apples as pre-pie state. It is, yeah.
It's plotting. It's a pre-pie tree.
Speaker 5 Could they be like pie pinchers?
Speaker 4 Oh, a pie pincher is good.
Speaker 5 Yeah.
Speaker 4 I was pinched again.
Speaker 5 Yeah. Oh, pinched again.
Speaker 4 Andrew, if they made a pie, like say you could, someone baked a pie and they found a way to like put a string through it and hang it. Would you hang one in your car as like the air freshener? Oh.
Speaker 3 Hanging a whole pie yeah wow is it just like a functional pie that i can eat
Speaker 3 a functional pie or does it just emit the the smell of pie is it like a uh
Speaker 4 oh is it real yeah it's a real pie but when you eat it you won't your car won't smell of pie anymore no well then my car is just never gonna smell of pie i'm just gonna eat that pie
Speaker 4 I think your take is you just want pie today.
Speaker 5 I think that's, I mean, that's sort of how it feels.
Speaker 3 Honestly, I don't want pie today but i want to be able to look out my window and see somebody running down the street with a pie that they just pinched a pie i want to see pie pinchers i want to read about it in the news i want there to be a culture of like what pie do you make if you don't want it stolen like what is the least popular stolen pie maybe a key lime because i feel like that's tough to steal a key lime pie Why is that?
Speaker 5 Why would that be tough to steal?
Speaker 3
I just feel like it's very fluid. It's very very loose.
It's kind of jellowy. You got the whipped cream on top typically.
Speaker 4 I don't.
Speaker 5 Have you had key lime pie?
Speaker 4 I think you might have made it wrong.
Speaker 3
No, it's maybe this is a Shirley Temple situation where there's a geographic difference in how. But someone put a photo of a key lime pie.
Okay.
Speaker 4 Like in Canada, a key lime pie is a drink. I don't.
Speaker 4 There you go.
Speaker 5 I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 So see the whipped cream. That in itself is going to be unstable for movement and that the
Speaker 4 key lime part of it
Speaker 3 is not as solid as it looks it's kind of a little jelloy what
Speaker 3 if you sprint with a key lime pie it looks cheesecakey more than jelloy yeah exactly it's like and i just said a pumpkin pie it's like the same thing yeah you know what you're right but in my brain you're wrong Okay, cool.
Speaker 5
This also sounds right. Yeah, okay, great.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 Andrew, the key lime pie you've had, it say it looked like that slice eric posted yeah would the would the middle start like
Speaker 4 drooling out the sides huh
Speaker 3 i think it could potentially i think that's a bad pie i think
Speaker 5 yeah that's i think i think that's what nick is saying too i think nick is is letting him know that like i think you've had bad key lime pie i think so
Speaker 4 Oh no.
Speaker 3
Well, then I guess, well, no, this opens me up to pinch a key lime. Excellent.
Because I wouldn't before.
Speaker 4 Well, I still think in a windy situation, you could take some of that whipped cream in the face. You could.
Speaker 3
Absolutely. I think any movement, any whipped cream-based pie, I think is a lemon meringue.
Incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 4 And on a summer day, you're probably dealing with maybe a bit of that melt that you're thinking of.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess what I'm really saying is that, like, I trust the...
Speaker 3 the top of a pie more than just this loosey-goosey pie situation we got with so pumpkin and hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on hang on because you're talking about these loose things or whatever but an apple pie is just pieces of i i don't i put a shell on the top there's a crust that contains the lattice or the shell yeah the shell keeps it all intact even a crisp i feel like weighs it down
Speaker 4 the lid yeah
Speaker 3 a pilot for for the pinching i just think life would be better in every way if people whenever they made a pie had to defend it in some capacity I
Speaker 4 think
Speaker 4
deep down, if I know a pie has been out on a window for an hour, I'm going to eat it less. I'm thinking there's been like flies on it.
Could have been.
Speaker 3 Got to get there early.
Speaker 4 Maybe people have been looking at it, contemplating theft and drooling in it or something.
Speaker 5 Got to get there early for what, Andrew?
Speaker 4 The pie.
Speaker 5 But if it has to remain on the windowsill for an hour. Oh, you're saying get there early to steal it.
Speaker 3 Yeah, so you don't have to worry about the flies.
Speaker 4 Get wet early.
Speaker 4 Get wherever there's pie. Whose window?
Speaker 3 You know what, Gavin?
Speaker 3 You could steal your friend's pies have you thought about that so i've just got to be looking at their window and no pie i'm gonna give you give you pretend you're calling me right now break ring
Speaker 4 oh hey how's it andrew hey hey gavin how are you uh
Speaker 3 yeah a little bit of a tough day oh yeah
Speaker 3 I was gonna make a key lime pie, but I'm out of key limes. So I'm thinking I might go pumpkin.
Speaker 3 But I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 4 but i do have cosmic crisp apples so maybe i'll make an apple pie you know what today is actually not bad i'm gonna make an apple pie later oh thanks for the information okay why why were you calling me uh is everything okay with you i was wondering if you wanted to play arc raiders oh i'd love to sounds good I don't know why you started talking to me about pie, to be honest, because I called you.
Speaker 4 So I was just sort of waiting there.
Speaker 3 You asked me how I was doing, and I said I wasn't doing well, and it was because I was going to make a key lime pie.
Speaker 4 I feel like, you know what, you don't really listen to me, Gavin. I feel like
Speaker 4 I listened to it and I was befuddled by it.
Speaker 4 You called me.
Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. I was calling about Arc Raiders.
Speaker 3 Now, see, this is where Gavin, if he wanted to, could be devious. And when I go to play Arc Raiders, he's this way outside.
Speaker 4 He's set up the trap.
Speaker 3 He's ready to go. And I can't even be mad at it.
Speaker 3 My point is, you can learn about pies just in conversation.
Speaker 4
About pies. Yeah, absolutely.
Checking on people. I learned about pies.
Yeah. It was interesting.
I learned. Yeah.
Speaker 4 I'm trying to look through my contacts to see if I could call anyone and learn about pies right now. You call Jeff?
Speaker 3 Well, I don't think you call someone specifically learning about pies, but just in conversation, you may learn, oh, they're baking today. Oh, what's your bacon?
Speaker 4 A pie, perhaps?
Speaker 5 Hey, what's your bacon?
Speaker 5 A pie, perhaps.
Speaker 4 Well, now that you mention it.
Speaker 3 I was going to make a key lime pie, but I was out of key limes.
Speaker 3 I think life would be better in every way. I think any disagreement is insane.
Speaker 5 Hi, this is Eric. This is Eric.
Speaker 4 Hi, Eric. Hi, Eric.
Speaker 4 What are you doing?
Speaker 5 I'm just hanging out, recording some stuff for work.
Speaker 5 What are you up to, man? You playing some R Craters?
Speaker 4 I'm just doing
Speaker 4 podcast stuff and that.
Speaker 4 I was just wondering if anything was happening today that you should mention on the phone.
Speaker 5 Now,
Speaker 5 Gavin, are you trying to get to the bottom of if I'm baking any pies you can steal?
Speaker 4 Ooh.
Speaker 4 Well, are you? Are you?
Speaker 5 I will, because we're friends.
Speaker 5 I will say yes, I'm baking a pie today.
Speaker 4 Excellent.
Speaker 4 I don't know why you felt the need to tell me that.
Speaker 4 Thank you, pie.
Speaker 4 Is that your mockery?
Speaker 3 Is your mockery in this, Kevin, that people shouldn't tell people they're baking?
Speaker 3 I don't understand what you're mocking.
Speaker 4 I did that call, assuming that Eric wouldn't ever mention the pie and I was blown away that he immediately mentioned the piece
Speaker 4 that you're presenting I love the idea that there's one person in the friend group that keeps fucking stealing everybody's pies and they're just like we can't tell him we can't tell him I'm worried I'm worried about Gavin's calling me he must want to get to the pie I'm making he's checking he only calls me when he wants some piece absolutely yep absolutely I think Eric would be annoyed if one of us took the pie oh I need to.
Speaker 4 Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 5 We had this conversation last night, Gavin, about what if I put out a bowl of candy for Halloween and Nick came to my house and took it all.
Speaker 4 Eric was like... Do you want to put a bowl of candy?
Speaker 4
Eric was like, I don't care if one kid takes all the candy. I put out the candy and then it's all gone.
It's fine. And then I was like, what if Nick took it?
Speaker 4 And Eric went quiet for like three seconds and was like, I'd be furious if Nick.
Speaker 5 I'd be so upset if I put out this bowl of candy and Nick came over and just took all the candy.
Speaker 3 Now, is it Nick specific or is it any adult?
Speaker 5 No, Nick. Like there's just something about like Nick coming to my house to be like, and I've taken your candy now is
Speaker 4 the scenario was that you've already gone trick-or-treating with Archie and he's gone to bed and then you came back all of Eric's candy.
Speaker 5 Hi, this is Eric.
Speaker 4 Hey, Eric, are you putting out a bowl of candy right here?
Speaker 5 You'll never get my candy and you'll never get my pie, you bastard.
Speaker 4 But my son. But we will get his takes.
Speaker 3 Nick, do you want to tell us your take?
Speaker 4
I would love to tell you my take. Let's see, which one of these should I lead with? You know, we're on a food kick, so I'll follow you into this.
Please.
Speaker 4 You know, we've been talking a lot about the, I feel like the falloff of the French fry.
Speaker 4 And while it is enjoyable, I find that oftentimes I don't want to eat all these extra fried pieces of carb-loaded potatoes. They're good, but it's just, it's too much, right?
Speaker 4 It gives you that heavy feeling. So I think that fast food meals should come with, like,
Speaker 4 as a combo meal, either a protein box or like a substitution option where you drop the fry and you trade it in for a burger. You can add like a dollar if you two, because I'm not sure.
Speaker 4
You want to rice the burger with a burger? I knew it. Burger with a burger, burger with a chicken sandwich.
Burger with
Speaker 5
burger. I knew it as soon as he started.
As soon as he's like, we're dropping fries, I'm like, his side is going to be a second hamburger.
Speaker 4 There's no charge an extra dollar to make up the difference if you need to or whatever.
Speaker 3 But what is your issue with fries?
Speaker 4
Your reasoning is that the fries are unhealthy. So you want a second fast food burger? Sure.
It's got protein.
Speaker 3 It does have protein.
Speaker 3 Or a side of chicken nuggets.
Speaker 4
Oh, chicken fries. Stuff like that.
Chicken fries. They're shaped like fries, but they're chicken.
BK makes them. Yeah, they're good.
Yeah, those are good.
Speaker 4
They're the only thing at BK that's good. Yeah.
How would you feel if the sweet potato became the standard fry?
Speaker 4 It's not my favorite, but I would probably like to give it a shot at some fast food restaurants because it is a healthier
Speaker 4 focused on
Speaker 5 the fast food restaurant.
Speaker 5 Because
Speaker 5
Nick is chaotic when it comes to food and he wants to have all of it all the time, but he's incredibly... restrictive with himself.
So he doesn't go overboard.
Speaker 5 But then it leads you to situations like this where he goes, what if instead of French fries I got a second hamburger?
Speaker 4 What for instance my yeah, go ahead Gavin go ahead. Okay, what if
Speaker 4 in every human's neck was like a two-way valve like a valve that split direct so some so the food you wanted went down your esophagus and the food you didn't want Just came out the side of your neck and like down your shoulder
Speaker 4 Would you divert your fries out so you didn't have to digest them, but you want the taste? No, I don't think I'd go that far.
Speaker 3 What if you had a spit bucket and you just chewed but didn't eat?
Speaker 4
No, I feel like you're missing the key function of swallowing the food. Swallowing is a nice part of it.
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5
It is an essential thing. That's probably one of my top three favorite parts of it.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 That's why chewing gum is like edging to eating. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 Was that Jeff or was that you? I just remember that was in the past.
Speaker 4
Oh, was that? Oh, I don't know. Oh, that was me separate from me.
No, that was. I think Jeff.
Speaker 3 I think that's a quote from Kimmy Schmidt.
Speaker 4 I think. Oh.
Speaker 4 I didn't watch it. Neither did I.
Speaker 3 Well, I watched the first season.
Speaker 4 I watched the first season, actually. Yeah.
Speaker 4 If you want to eat it, but I don't understand. Okay.
Speaker 4 Okay. No, go on.
Speaker 4 It's just a weird mentality thing, I think. And I will say this, fries often more times, obviously fried, they're called fries.
Speaker 4
And I feel like as a result, I end up having more stomach. aches if I end up eating like a whole thing of fries to go with a burger.
But two burgers, two sandwiches, not bad. Why?
Speaker 4 Why are you laughing? Get that data from that.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't think, I think the burger might be more of.
Speaker 4
Yeah. If you always have the burger, how do you know it's the fries? Because I sometimes get fries.
That's how I've known to make the switch to the burger.
Speaker 3 So you sometimes only get fries with no burger.
Speaker 4 Yeah, I'll get a burger and fries sometimes, but then now more frequently, I'll get like a burger and another sandwich or something to go with it. Then the issue is reduced.
Speaker 3 I just feel like the fries are the best part of the meal potentially.
Speaker 4 Interesting.
Speaker 3 Depending on the place, like obviously fry quality can change dramatically.
Speaker 4
Oh, certainly. Yeah.
And, you know, places that have worse fries, like McDonald's probably has the best fries, right? But at Whataburger, their fries are, yeah. So
Speaker 4
I'll switch to the other side. Put out maybe a conspiracy theory.
Okay.
Speaker 4
I think fries are getting colder. Interesting.
When I was a kid, I swear I ate way less cold fries.
Speaker 5 Did you ever have a break?
Speaker 5 This is just by virtue of you getting things delivered versus you going and getting the things.
Speaker 4 No, even going there. I just feel like the bottom half of fries is always just stone cold these days.
Speaker 4 Do you think maybe as a kid you just had a better tolerance for things that were hot to eat and were just eating them more quickly as they go? That's still possible.
Speaker 5 Do you think you got a smaller French fry?
Speaker 4 I don't know.
Speaker 3 You just brought mouth bigger. A memory for me of childhood, of getting fries so hot it burnt to eat.
Speaker 4 But when was the last time that happened to you?
Speaker 3 It was probably seven.
Speaker 4 There you go.
Speaker 3 It's homemade fries.
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 3
When you get them, like one, they're so fresh. They're right out of the deep fryer.
You can hit a heat. This is probably not the fry.
It's probably the oil at that point.
Speaker 4 So not made in your home or you had a deep fryer?
Speaker 3 My grandpa had a deep fryer. So if I was at his place and I had chicken and fries made by them,
Speaker 3 it's the hottest fry I've ever had. But as I'm saying it it out loud, I do think it's probably because the oil wasn't properly fully removed from the fry.
Speaker 3 I think it's probably a hot oil situation as opposed to a hot potato.
Speaker 3 Those are some good fries, though.
Speaker 4 They sound good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 I'm not saying get rid of the fry option here, fellas. I'm just saying add another option in case we want to add.
Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 4 I think my ideal scenario would be if I had a Big Mac, right? And then I got maybe a quarter of the amount of fries, but they were each one was piping hot.
Speaker 4 I would prefer that over what I'd be fine with that. The problem is to get a big drink, you got to get a big fry.
Speaker 3 Now, is this something that applies to like Wendy's already? Do you know?
Speaker 4 I'm going to test. Wendy.
Speaker 5 I don't think Wendy's does. Doesn't Shortstop do it or someplace like that?
Speaker 4 I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 Shortstop might.
Speaker 5
It's like a really small place here. I've never been there, but I've heard that you can get like, instead of fries, you can like substitute like a hot dog or something.
as like a side. Oh, shit.
Speaker 4 Hold on. Amanda.
Speaker 4 What?
Speaker 4 You got to go.
Speaker 5 I know we're doing it for lunch. I know we're doing for lunch.
Speaker 3 The problem is like when you talk about
Speaker 3 when you talk about fast food sides and wanting to do this, I think about if I go to like a restaurant, they'll have a bunch of side options.
Speaker 3 But a lot of fast food places don't really have an equivalent. to the fry substitute.
Speaker 3 Now, I understand what you're saying of like, you want a burger, but I'm just saying, generally speaking, I don't feel like they offer
Speaker 4 alternatives. Like I said, do you want a fast version of restaurant sides? Like, would you want a Big Mac with asparagus? Ooh,
Speaker 4 grilled asparagus? Yeah. Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3
But see, this is where Wendy's is the only place I could think of that actually has sides. So I'm going to test right now.
I'm on their website. I'm clicking Dave's combo.
I want a medium.
Speaker 4
Do you count like advertiser things as side, Andrew? Because places like Jack in the Box have like jalapeno poppers. That's interesting.
Some places have like onion rings and things like that.
Speaker 4 Like I'd go with a small order of jalapeno poppers instead of fries.
Speaker 3
Okay, so default medium natural cut fries. I'm going to click the edit button.
Small cut, swap your side. You know what? No, they do give options.
You could have a baked potato. You could have chili.
Speaker 3 Amanda. Apple bites.
Speaker 3 So you at least have an alternate method of fries for Wendy's, but I see your point. Like, I've never seen though get a smaller, like a kid's burger as a side with your
Speaker 3 Dave's double.
Speaker 5 I think the worst part of this hot take that he just laid out is that Jeff would 100% be on his side.
Speaker 4 Absolutely, he would be.
Speaker 4 Oh,
Speaker 4 $40,
Speaker 4 Wendy's points. Okay.
Speaker 5 This is, Nick, this is just a hot take so Nick can go get lunch.
Speaker 4 No.
Speaker 4 I was wondering, Nick, if you took away food and sports, what is left of you?
Speaker 4
I like hiking a lot. Oh, interesting.
Yeah. I like the outdoors other than those things.
We took away food and sports. Video games are fun.
I like those.
Speaker 3 I would be so fascinated to see what Gavin was like without the ability to use cameras.
Speaker 4
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 That would be interesting.
Speaker 4 What would you do? I'd have to remember things.
Speaker 4 Get good at telling stories, I guess.
Speaker 5 Oh, man.
Speaker 4 Quick, it's 1400. What time is that p.m.?
Speaker 5 Well, here, here's the thing that typically happens.
Speaker 4 It's already, here's Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 It's already 6.51 FM.
Speaker 5 This is... We typically do two hot takes.
Speaker 5
I think these takes were so hot that it's one each. I don't even know what to do.
Andrew, thoughts?
Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, we are like 45 minutes into this recording, each with one take.
Speaker 4 Does anyone have speed takes?
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 5 Oh, yeah. Does anyone have a good speed take?
Speaker 3 I could do a speed take.
Speaker 5 Oh,
Speaker 5 here's my speed take.
Speaker 3 take uh chips should be good for you that's it oh i like that that's good i don't like healthy chips though i don't either but they should make some that are good they should make chips that are good for you okay yeah yeah yeah i'm on that i want there to be good soda that has biotic in it oh because we're doing too many pre-biotic it's just whatever i want i'll see like a cool looking new soda then it'll say biotic in some form on it and i just go that sucks i'm not gonna like that that's gonna taste terrible so in line with yours, no, I don't like kombucha.
Speaker 3 I don't like any of that stuff.
Speaker 4 Oh, kombucha sucks. Would you like a pre-biotic pre-pie drink? What?
Speaker 4 Would you like some apple juice?
Speaker 3 Only at 12 past could do.
Speaker 3 My quick take is
Speaker 3 when you file your taxes, there's a section on it that says, how much do you like sports?
Speaker 4 One through 10.
Speaker 3
And then you circle what sports you like. And then they randomly pick, like when you get summoned for jury duty, you will get summoned.
You have to, you can't be above a six on how into the sports.
Speaker 3 You can't be lower than a four, can't be higher than, oh, let's bump it to seven. Can't be higher than a seven.
Speaker 3 You get invited to a game, much like you get summoned for jury duty. And your entire job is to make rulings on controversial calls.
Speaker 3 I think the casual viewer is more aligned with what the consensus fan thinks of whether that is a catch or not a catch than the rules officials.
Speaker 4 So it's like an expertless decision, like a jury. Yes.
Speaker 3 But they, I think, like, if you have, if you like sports, but you're not like tied to any team, you don't have a fan, you're like, yeah, they're fine. I enjoy it when I see them.
Speaker 3 I think that that person would consistently make better rulings or at least more accepted rulings than
Speaker 3 the established system that we have. Because, like, you see clips, and it's like, that is so clearly a catch, but by definition of the rule, it's technically not.
Speaker 3 Just have somebody who doesn't know the rules, and they'll be like, Yeah, it's a catch.
Speaker 4 I can just see that it's a catch.
Speaker 5 Have somebody who doesn't know the rules.
Speaker 3 I think it's important to have someone who doesn't know the rules as a factor in some of the rule decisions. I think they give a better perspective than letter of the law.
Speaker 3 And I think it's a fun.
Speaker 4 Wait, who thinks a sport is six out of 10, but doesn't know the rules?
Speaker 3 90%
Speaker 3 of people that watch the NFL.
Speaker 4 Wow.
Speaker 4 So there's like obscure rules.
Speaker 3
Not even obscure rules, Gavin. It's like the system.
Like you can watch the NFL. I am one of these people.
I enjoy watching the NFL a lot. I watch every Sunday.
I don't know defensive schemes.
Speaker 4 Is that a rule there?
Speaker 3
That's not a rule, though. No, but it's like knowledge of the game.
I'm probably actually the worst example because I did read the NFL rule book just out of curiosity.
Speaker 4 And it was some weird quirks in there.
Speaker 4 You didn't print it, though, right?
Speaker 3 Didn't print it, but you can, like, there's nothing in the rules to stop a team from faking injuries to get timeouts.
Speaker 5 Yeah, stop a dog from playing football. Yeah.
Speaker 4 Oh, that also
Speaker 4 computer could handle printing all of hockey lore.
Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. My new computer absolutely can.
Speaker 4 Oh, that's right. That's great.
Speaker 3
I want a new setup. But I agree, Eric.
I like, we did some bite-sized takes. I don't think we need to do another full round.
Speaker 3 We got to do time. We got Nick wanting a second burger.
Speaker 4 Skid do time. You hate
Speaker 4 seeing stuff.
Speaker 3 And
Speaker 3 I think pie should be stolen.
Speaker 4 Yeah.
Speaker 3 I think this is a great world. I'm adopting some of these things in the goof world for sure.
Speaker 5
I know. That's the thing I'm worried about is that's what you're doing.
That makes me nervous.
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Speaker 3 We got all sorts of stuff, legal things, some illegal things.
Speaker 5 This is a crazy episode of Regulation Takes.
Speaker 4 I had some of the best.
Speaker 3 I loved it. Skidoo, 12 pass Skidoo.
Speaker 4 Don't forget it. Listen, have a great noon, Skidoo and have a good day.
Speaker 3 Have a great noon, Skidoo, and good luck to you.
Speaker 4 We will be back with more takes.
Speaker 4 Goodbye.
Speaker 4 Bye.