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Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to Sawbones, your marital tour of misguided medicine.
I'm your co-host, Justin McElroy.
And I'm Cindy McElroy.
And
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This?
Like the show?
Yeah, like recording medical question and answer episodes is a gift to me because I like doing them so much.
I didn't know where you, you said, I thought you were about to introduce something that is a gift to us.
This is a gift to us, and here it is.
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No, no such luck.
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Okay, but Sydney, enough
flam flammery from me.
We're going to help people today.
Today we're going to fix people.
That's right.
You ready for that?
Yeah.
So we're going to do some weird medical questions.
Yeah.
Are you ready for the first one?
Yes, I'm ready.
Go for it.
Now, you had mentioned earlier you wanted me to start doing voices for each of these different question askers.
is that still the case i'm pretty sure i didn't but okay go for it no no no you're i'll i will i heard heard gotcha uh when i was pregnant with my now almost one-year-old several of my moles got puffier and i developed a few small skin tags under my breasts i assumed my moles would return to normal postpartum but they're still larger than before and protrude quite a bit just the right size for my kid to grab on to of course what is it about pregnancy that causes these skin changes will my skin eventually return to to my pre-pregnancy state?
Thanks for so many years of such a great show.
That's from Holy Moly in Missouri.
This is a this is a common thing that people who are pregnant experience, not just moles, but all kinds of skin changes.
And
it can be very distressing if you're not prepared for it.
Sure.
Right.
And there are a wide range.
So definitely your moles, if you already have some moles, they can change during pregnancy.
You can see stretch marks, of course, a common thing that people might experience during pregnancy.
Acne, you can get more skin tags.
You could have
like varicose veins or like spider veins, you know, those kinds of things.
There are certain areas of the skin that like have a darker pigmentation.
There's something that's classically called like the mask of pregnancy.
Have you ever heard that term?
Yeah, I have.
Justin.
Yeah, I think we discussed it long, long ago during our long run of pregnancy episodes around in 2014, I guess it was.
It's called melasma or cloasma.
But it anyway, all of these changes have to do with just the
sort of hormonal chemical milieu in your body during pregnancy.
You're growing a human.
Yep.
There's a lot of growth factors.
There's a lot of what we call angiogenesis going on, which means making of blood vessels.
So there's a lot of things promoting growth of cells, of tissue inside your body, flowing all around at the same time.
And that can lead to changes in growths on your skin as well.
So, a lot of things will go back to the way they were prior to pregnancy afterwards.
But some things, like if a skin tag gets larger or a mole or something like that gets larger, it's probably not necessarily going to shrink afterwards.
But that also isn't necessarily something that you have to worry about, if that makes sense.
And it's variable for everybody.
It's like with stretch marks.
For some people, the stretch marks go away after pregnancy.
For other other people, they might stick around.
Some of the stretch marks might go away and others might stick around.
It's different.
There's a lot of, I think, kind of like folk medicine sort of lore around what you can do to try to change or prevent or
quote unquote fix.
I hate to say fix.
Your body made a person.
So whatever, whatever your body looks like now, having made a person, it's a wonderful thing because you made a person
with it.
And this is the this this is how this is what you have to show for it.
Look at my body.
It created life.
Amazing.
I know it is.
It is.
But
the one thing I will say is that probably these moles are not necessarily going to get smaller.
But any moles, you should always, I never want to just say, so don't worry about it.
Keep an eye on things.
If something looks different.
from the other moles on your body, if something is asymmetrical, you know, it's not like round or oval or whatever, whatever, if it's asymmetrical, if it's changed in color in some way, if it continues to get bigger, if it's bleeding or blue or
turned darker black, anything that changes or is concerning, go get it looked at.
It never hurts to go get something looked at if you're really worried about it.
A lot of these changes in pregnancy are completely benign, meaning no big deal, nothing to worry about.
But if nothing else, you'll sleep better.
Yep.
If you go to your doc and say, hey, is this okay?
And they say, no problem.
Yeah.
Let's get those skin screens, folks.
I know it's a little uncomfortable, but it's
important.
Hey, Justin and Sidney, I keep getting ads for the flex disc, and it says it empties itself when you pee.
How does that work?
Please, I'm so confused by this.
Now, Sydney, this question asker needed a couple more sentences of context because I have absolutely no idea what any part of this sentence means, and I'm kind of losing it.
This feels like a yes, yes, no.
I don't understand.
Yes.
Okay.
I wanted to do this question because I also,
full disclosure, had no idea what the flex disc was.
And so my first Google was, what is the flex disc?
Yeah.
And then, then I found the website for the flex disc.
And now I understand what it is and what the question is about.
Justin, the flex disc is a minstrel disc.
Now, you've heard about minstrel cups, right?
Yes.
Most, most
famously, infamously, famously, the diva cup, I think, is the one that's the brand most people.
All right, just from what you said already, I 100% can tell you what this product is.
I've got it.
You ready?
Okay, what's a menstrual disc?
Here's what a menstrual disc is:
it's like a change purse, right?
And you have the menstrual blood goes into the disc and it catches it.
But then when you pee, it squeezes it in a change purse fashion that squeezes the sides ever so slightly to allow the disc to empty into the toilet.
You're kind of right.
I mean, not exactly like the mechanics.
And certainly, I don't know about the change purse kind of
comparison.
I can imagine.
I just sent you a link.
Okay, but do you know the kind of change purse I'm talking about, though?
Yes.
Plastic, circular change purse, and you squeeze it, and it opens like a Pac-Man.
Okay.
So kind of.
The menstrual disc is similar to a menstrual cup.
And what this is, is
these are devices that you can use in place of like a tampon or a pad while you're having a period.
So the cup looks like a little cup and you insert it into the vaginal canal.
The disc looks more like a disc.
You'll see it in the picture.
You can look this up.
Look like a little disc.
And again, you insert it.
And it actually, if you look at the diagrams, it fits more deeply into the vaginal canal, is part of the benefit of it.
It's like just sort of up there, more snug.
You might, it might be more comfortable.
And then I think the big selling point, as far as I can tell,
is hands-free emptying.
And I think that's what this question is referencing.
I saw that there was hands-free emptying, and I was intrigued.
So
here's how this works.
So you have to imagine you've got this rounded sort of cupped disc, right?
You see it.
It is inserted up right underneath the cervix.
So all the menstrual blood that's falling out of the cervix is falling into this disc.
Okay.
Okay.
And it's up beyond the pelvic bone.
You don't need to just take my word for it.
If you're having a really heavy flow day or if you just want to empty it, when you go to the bathroom, while you're wearing your menstrual disc,
you sit down, I mean, on the toilet, like you do in the bathroom.
And what you're going to do after you've completed what you went there for is, and this is according to their website, I have not tried this, you give your pelvic floor muscles a little extra downward push.
Okay.
And I like in parentheses, they say, while still sitting on the toilet.
Whoa, so important.
Do not get up.
Do not.
Do not get up.
Do not be in church.
Don't put your pants on yet.
And they say right here, imagine you're trying to poop or alternatively, trying to give birth to your disc.
You should see or feel a little blood dump out into the toilet.
Jokes on you.
I'm always pretending I'm giving birth to my disc.
So that is, that is the self-emptying, the hands-free emptying feature when you pee.
Now, it sounds like it won't, unless it's really full, it won't empty every time you pee necessarily.
So it's not like if you're on your period, every time you sit down, you're going to see some blood, but you might, especially if it's a heavy flow day, because that action of like, and you know what I'm talking about.
It's, it, it's kind of like,
yeah, you're doing it right now with your face.
And I, I don't know how to feel about that.
It's like a vagal.
I'm just stretching.
It's like you're pushing.
Yeah.
You do that.
I can imagine it.
And it empties.
I've squeezed things out of my body before.
I have not tried this.
I think that's a cool, fascinating feature of this menstrual disc.
Yeah.
And perhaps something that if you are looking for an alternative to tampons.
And for some reason you don't, you know, you got the cup.
Maybe it's just not what you want to do.
There you go.
After you do this, I think you have to pop it back into place a little bit.
So they recommend that after you have emptied it, you,
with a clean finger, just pop it back up where it was.
Now, hold on a second.
If you got to get your hands involved, what's the point?
Well, that's easier than removing it, dumping it out, cleaning it off, putting it back in.
I think it's only a convenience if it saves me having to wash my hands.
That's the thing.
Are you suggesting that you don't wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom?
Well, if my hands aren't involved in the process at all, then.
Why would your hands not be involved in the process?
What do you mean?
Did you flush the toilet?
What?
Yeah, with my elbow.
What do you mean?
I flushed the toilet.
With your elbow.
Or my foot.
Not with my hand.
What am I, an animal?
I flushed the toilet with my hand in a public place.
You've touched anything in that bathroom.
You should be washing your hands every time you go to the bathroom.
You have the dirtiest elbows.
All elbows.
Your elbows are a biohouse.
All elbows.
I remember.
No, listen.
I got into the whole hand washing thing
during the lockdowns, just like everybody else.
I loved it too.
It makes me nostalgic from time to time.
But it took a pandemic for you to wash your hands.
Hello, Sydney and Justin.
I recently had our first baby, and there have been so many instances
between my OB, the discharged nurse in the hospital, and her pediatrician where we talk through information and get care.
Then they hand me paperwork that I assume reviews everything we talked about.
When I get home, I discover the paperwork covers many other topics the doctors didn't even mention.
We had an entire manual about taking care of babies from the hospital that I didn't even find until three months later.
I know you can't cover everything in the 15 minutes that you're supposed to limit each patient.
It would be nice to be able to ask questions from the paperwork while I'm there in the office rather than having to call later.
It's frustrating for me, and I can only imagine how much more frustrating it would be for parents and patients who struggle with reading, organization, etc.
What's provider's responsibility in terms of patient education?
Can you speak to this?
That's from Emily.
This is a question.
Emily, this is a tough question because I think what we're really getting to are the inadequacies that are baked into our healthcare system in this country.
So, I mean, ideally, after someone has had a baby, you should be in an environment where you are provided with the support and knowledge, all the information you need, all of your answers to all of your questions before you're kind of, you know, left to do it alone.
Right.
And I think what we're up against a number of things.
One, you've given birth in a, let's say you're in a hospital.
Most people do in this country.
So you're in the hospital.
Well, we are now pressured to discharge people after they've given birth within 24 hours.
Well, at 24 hours, I shouldn't say within.
At 24 hours if it was a vaginal delivery and then at 48 hours if it was a c-section.
You can have up to 48 if it was vaginal, up to three days if it was a C-section.
So, and I mean, obviously, I'm not, these are generalizations.
If there are other complications, it may be longer.
But the point is, these are the pressures on the physicians in the system and on the nursing staff to get the patients through the absolute necessary stuff and make sure they're ready to be discharged in that timeframe.
And so, what you see us focusing on then, I think, are one, the stuff that we need you to do to meet criteria to leave the hospital.
So, I need to make sure that the person who's given birth and the baby are stable, that the necessary testing that you have to have before you leave the hospital has been done, and that,
I mean, that's pretty much it.
Like, and that the baby is eating and has peed.
I mean, there's really very little that keeps you in the hospital technically.
And then, in terms of what I need to tell you, I start triaging information.
And I'm just the universal provider in this situation.
So, what do I need you to know most importantly?
I need you to know when to come back,
how to feed baby, and that baby pees and poops, and then some vague information about sleeping that usually is not very helpful, right?
Because whatever we say about sleeping changes every five years and none of us know.
And I don't know how babies sleep.
I've parented, I've doctored.
How do babies sleep?
I don't know.
I don't know what the right thing is.
I don't remember how I learned to sleep.
No one, no, no, and most of us block it out, right?
Like if you've had to get a baby to sleep, you've probably blocked out all of it because it was traumatic for you in some way, as it was for all of us.
But anyway, so we triage that information.
We tell you what's absolutely necessary.
wash your hands, don't smoke around the baby, put it on its back to sleep, use a car seat, right?
And then we let you leave.
And we feel better if we give you a book or something.
I don't even know if we give a book, but
a video, a video about,
I mean, something like really, like the fact that we send people the video that's like, here's how you know not to shake a baby.
Like, that's like in a video.
Yeah.
That's, I mean, that's, I mean, and I think that the problem is that we,
our hospital makes more money if they get you out in the time they should.
They lose money if they keep you longer.
Yes.
It shouldn't work that way.
And I do not believe that all the individuals in that system, the providers and the nurses and the lactation consultants and all those people, I don't believe they're ill-intentioned or that they want it to be this way.
Having been one of those people in a hospital, I do not want it to be this way, but it is the system around them.
And so they conform to it.
And it sucks for you and it sucks for them.
And you end up home without all the information you need and the support you need.
We don't have a culture of sending, you know, there are other countries where they send a midwife to your house or a nurse to help support you through those early weeks before and after pregnancy.
We don't do any of that here.
Can I say something that I have not fully thought through, but you helped me to, but this is my gut.
This is why I feel like that
I feel like the my personal feeling is that
by and large, we should be working to reduce the role that hospitals play in the birthing process, period.
I think that should be a goal that we have.
And personally, after our experiences, I feel like
after you have birth,
I don't want to hear anything else the hospital has to say about it, I guess, is my opinion.
Like, there's, I don't agree.
I don't feel like this should be medicalized from the beginning.
So I don't, I, I don't know.
I feel like there was just this pressure to like keep the the kid in the hospital.
I mean, like, I, and keep the, the, I just don't, I don't have that trust there.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't have the trust to, to,
uh, the, I don't really trust them to wait to see what I should be doing with the baby.
I don't trust the hospital.
We had, we had two very different experiences.
One in which the rush was to keep us there because we don't know what's going on and to cover our butts, we'll just keep your kid longer.
And the second was, oh, you guys are fine.
Get out of here as quickly as possible.
So we had both ends of the, of the spectrum.
And neither serves you well, and both leave you feeling partially traumatized by what should be a really amazing experience.
Hard, but good.
So
I think that's what you're seeing.
I will say that in that kind of climate and culture, the best thing we can do is advocate for ourselves.
I think that there are ways to have safe births outside of hospitals, certainly, whether it's in a birthing center or even a home birth.
But you got to make sure you have one that you've been vetted for that in terms of risk for your particular pregnancy.
There are some that are safer to have in a facility where you can have surgical delivery if you need it.
And then there are some that are totally appropriate for that.
And then make sure you have the infrastructure to support it.
Again, there are other places in the world where there's lots of this in place and it's done a lot safely.
It's very routine.
In this country, it's not.
And so then that leaves room for kind of the fake medicine people to slip in who are going to try to convince you to do a water birth.
And you shouldn't do that.
But that doesn't mean that
you can learn a lot from a trained midwife.
We went and took birthing classes from trained professional midwives and they were hugely helpful.
And those are two different things.
And I think unfortunately in this country, you have hospital birth and then everything else gets tossed into the same bucket.
And that's not accurate.
Here's another question.
I kept getting ads on Instagram for different ways to increase lymphatic drainage through rubbing various things on my skin, like a jade ruler, gua sha, dry brushing, etc.
Is lymphatic drainage something I need to do manually?
It seems like the lymphatic system is really important, and I find it hard to believe that it needs to be manually manipulated.
And that's from Lymphy in Lancaster.
Lymphy, you're on.
Sorry.
Lymphy in Lancister.
Lancaster.
Lancaster.
No, Lankister.
No, you're right.
Because the kiss is
in a stress.
Lynch Kister.
Lankister.
I never, I always thought it was Lancaster.
all right anyway uh it's their dime so your your lymph system works however you want your lymph system works without you pushing on it you are absolutely right you don't need it's fine cindy because it looks like you're pushing on your lymphatic system in your face right now looks like you're trying to induce some drainage through your temples i think i think that a lot of us like if you wake up feeling a little puffy you've got some extra fluid in your interstitium which is different by the way than lymphatic drainage that's not your lymph system that's your lymph nodes aren't swollen um If you've got extra interstitial fluid and you're like pressing on your face and trying to manipulate fluid, I think you feel better after you've done that.
I think the other thing that happens is you wake up, you feel puffy, you rub your face for a while, some hours pass, and then you're less puffy because now you're upright and gravity has an effect on that.
I don't, there's not, one, you do not need to manually manipulate your lymphatic system.
That is not a, you don't have to do that.
Don't worry.
So if you don't do it, that's okay.
You don't need to.
If you do it and you like it because it feels nice, I have no data to say, especially like using a jade roller, is that dangerous for you?
I mean, unless you're pressing hard enough to bruise yourself, it's hard for me to see how you would, how it would be bad.
Yeah.
I mean, worst case scenario, you paid too much for something.
I don't know, as far as I have seen, any data that says any of this does anything.
I am certain you'll find testimonials and I am certain you'll find subjective.
reports that it was helpful, but in terms of like actual improved lymphatic drainage.
Sid, here's the big question.
Is it time for a break?
Actually, Justin, yes.
Before the big question, we got to go to the billing department.
Let's go.
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Sydney wants the deal with ear wax and q-tips.
Do you want to like...
Okay, the box is very clear that under no circumstances should you put a q-tip in your ear, but we do it.
Anyway.
Did they get advertised for ears at first and then have to change the packaging after too many horrible incidents?
Why do we think q-tips are for ears if they're not?
And then, you know, there's a lot more clarity here.
Haley wants to know how bad an idea is it to use q-tips to clear your ears.
Haley, I can tell you right now, Dr.
Sidney is not going to give you secret permission to go use a Q-tip in your ear.
I've tried.
She's not going to do it.
And if not Q-tips, how?
How do we clean our ears?
So you shouldn't put Q-tips in your ears.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to keep saying that.
I have seen...
No, don't.
Oh, that's even worse.
I think that's the, you know what?
If there are doctors out there who are saying, like, go ahead and put q-tips in your ears, it is only in situations like that where you have somebody like Justin who's like, well, what if I straighten out a, you know, a paper clip and stick the end of that?
No, I don't straighten it out.
I leave it bent in an arc so that's more effective.
Okay.
So
you've made your own little
unsterile curette there.
That's great.
Hey, I got it.
I'll turn on the stove and I'll put it through the burner sometimes.
Don't do that.
Don't stick things in your ears.
Here's the problem.
You can't see what you're doing.
It's a very narrow canal and it has an end.
It's a closed circuit.
It ends at the eardrum.
It doesn't, so you're not going to poke your brain, but you could poke a hole in your eardrum and that does happen.
More, more likely, though, because I will not, I have not seen a lot of people who have jammed something so deeply in their ear that they actually ruptured their own eardrum.
It does happen.
It does happen.
What I see more commonly is that you've shoved that wax so deep into your ear canal that now it's kind of like pasted up against your eardrum.
And that is so much harder to get out.
You've pushed it.
You've tamped it down, basically.
Yes, you've tamped it down.
And now it's gotten wax that gets stuck back in there gets dry and crusty.
And then it's really hard to get out.
Wax is supposed to be kind of soft so that it just naturally like flakes and runs out of your ear, like oily soft, like candle wax.
If it gets real dried out and crusty from being stuck in your ear canal too long yeah it's really hard to remove it can start to that the the lining of your ear canals is really sensitive and it can start to irritate that lining you can get like bleeding and scabbing inside your ears
right so this is really why we say don't stick q-tips in your ears i mean you could poke a hole in your eardrum but this is probably what you're going to do and then you might get some of the cotton stuck in there i have dug the cotton heads like just the little cotton ball from the head of a q-tip out of ears multiple times that happens a lot so you think you're doing good and then you pull the q-tip out and the cotton's gone so score one point for ballpoint pin cap
here is so this is why we say don't do it it probably won't help if you want to use i've told people if you want to clean the outside of your ear like the little curves and and crevices on the outside part of your ear with a q-tip i get yeah great for washcloth though well you can use a washcloth
you could do that i would use and they sell these over the counter there are ear flushing systems where a lot lot of the cheapest version if you want to go really cheap you can get one that's just like a bulb syringe like you use in a baby's nose you want to fill that with like room temperature water not too hot because you want to burn yourself and not too cold because you'll make yourself dizzy um you want to fill that with just like some room temperature water tilt your head angle it so that the ear canal is pointing down towards the sink probably do it over the sink or the shower or something like that and just squirt it in there that's a really safe way and that a lot of people they sell them over the counter there's fancier ones there are ones that are like shaped like little ear things that you shoot in there like little guns and things and whatever but the point is cleaning them out with sterile fluid is a much better way or i i say sterile it doesn't have to be sterile it's in your ear it can just be water from your tap cleaning it out with water room temperature water is a safe way okay uh sid i was wondering is there a name for the feeling that makes you think that you're about to have diarrhea like how nausea describes feeling like uh you could potentially throw up if not can we make one up?
Thinking about this for no particular reason, that's from Sam.
And bubble guts is normally what I go with, but I guess it's not a technical term.
Well, I was going to ask if you wanted to make one up because I don't know of a term
for that.
How I normally describe it is bubble guts because it's like,
it's like rough.
You know what I mean?
It's bubble guts.
It's like all squinchy and squinchy in there, and you just feel like things are about to blow.
I mean, usually we just say like urgency.
You can use urgency,
that feeling that you need to go to the bathroom either way like you can have urinary urgency or poo-poo urgency
rectal urgency
rectal urgency bubble guts is so gross okay well i mean so is diarrhea
what do you want if you want to make one
hibiscus if you want hibiscus wave is that better sam if you want to make one up and popularize it i'll go with it
hey sometimes when i'm using the toilet i'll blow my nose with toilet paper and then use that same toilet paper to wipe this is the question asker not me I would never.
I always assumed that since any pathogens on the tissue were already in my body, I'm probably fine.
Am I good?
That's from sincerely Sanani on the potty, and I absolutely respect this question.
What do you think?
I really like this question because, um,
it's a real god-made dirt, so dirt don't hurt kind of philosophy.
I'm into it.
I sometimes someone says, I do this thing, and is this okay?
And you think, oh man, I hope it is.
Yeah, oh, wow, I never thought about it before.
I will say this: please don't do it the other way around.
Yeah.
Definitely, I'd prefer if we're going to take a, if we're going to gamble, blow your nose first.
Yeah, hon.
You nasty dog for even
suggesting the hypothetical where you're like, got to get a sniff full.
Oh,
I'm assuming you're like blowing your nose and then kind of balling it up so that the used side is now inside.
You're like a garbage.
You're a clean side of this card right now.
You are like a garbage.
It's revealed for the other use.
For the downstairs.
Too nasty.
Too hot for TV.
Oh, it's
nights.
You're probably, probably
you could get away with it.
Probably.
Because, I mean, if we're talking about like the epithelial surface of your skin, which is the, like your, your skin, your skin, skin.
The
bacteria that you've blown out of your nose, like a lot of like staph and strep and stuff like that, it lives on your skin.
And so probably you're not like taking bacteria that have never been somewhere and putting them a new place, right?
Like you're probably, it's same old, same kinds of bacteria.
And the only thing I could see as I was trying to think through, could this pose a problem, is you do, depending on how you're wiping, you could touch mucosal surfaces like like if you are someone who has a vagina and you're, I don't know, you're really getting in there.
I mean, maybe.
And then you're kind of taking staph and strep bacteria and putting it somewhere.
Again, probably not a big deal.
Probably would just be part of normal flora.
I can't, if you have a big cut,
that was the only thing I could think is like, you shouldn't take a big ball of bacteria.
And if for some reason you've got a cut or abrasion or something, a sore spot, an open wound, and you rub bacteria against it, you could cause an infection.
I feel like I'm really reaching to make this bad, though.
There's no problem.
But then it just sounds like I'm endorsing this behavior, which I guess I am.
I guess I am.
Yeah, it's better for the earth.
I am.
I think we got time for one or two more.
Okay.
If a cat makes biscuits on a pregnant person's stomach, can that cause any problems for the developing fetus?
I can feel this one.
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
It's a big problem.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's just you should never let a cat do that.
It could absolutely squinch the baby's face and pinch their cheeks and it could hit the soft spot and explode the baby.
You know, this is, you know, you're wrong, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Just making sure.
This This is from, um, oh, no.
The, the cats involved were Mimic and Echo.
Yeah.
Thank you, Mimic and Echo, for this great question.
Amazing that you can.
I cannot, I, I can't think of any way that a cat making biscuits on your pregnant belly would.
You just wanted to think about that.
I did.
My cat did that.
Yeah.
CJ did that.
Yeah.
Oh.
But yeah, no, I don't.
I mean, that cat would.
I mean, how big is your cat?
It's like a, it's a house cat.
But I mean, like, it's a house cat, right?
Like, we're not talking about like like a
jungle cat, home puma.
Don't do this with jungle cats.
Don't let a jungle cat make biscuits on your belly, but this is a little house cat.
I can't, I can't.
Hello, Justin and Sydney.
Longtime listener, first-time caller.
When I was three, my family doctor found a benign lump in my stomach and told my mom it didn't need to be removed, but as an adult, I could for cosmetic reasons.
As he guessed, it would only be visible if I had abs.
20 years later, my mom still brings this up.
Can't help but wonder how my lump's doing.
Is it possible I absorbed it?
I tried to feel for it many times and can't find it.
Does it scale with me as my body grows?
What's going on in there?
I definitely don't have abs, so it's Schrodinger's tumor in there.
Not malignant or muscular in Maryland.
And it, I mean, who knows?
You know?
It, okay.
Body's known about this stuff.
This is one of the weirdest things about the body is sometimes it gets lumps and they go away and nobody knows.
That's really the answer to this question.
This is what I'm saying.
I had works on my hand for 15 years of my life.
Woke up one morning, gone.
No explanation.
So I don't know.
That's what the heart wants.
I hope this is not frustrating, but this is just a general rule of the show.
I can't answer your specific question because I didn't examine you, and I don't know what the nature of your exact lump was.
So it's impossible for me to give you direct advice.
And we don't do that on the show anyway.
Yeah.
But generally, Justin, you're right.
We form a lot of weird little lumps and bumps and masses and things that often are no big deal.
Now, sometimes they are, but that's why you did the right thing.
You went.
You got it checked out.
Your doctor said it was no big deal.
I could wager a guess that maybe it was made of like fatty adipose tissue.
A lot of them are.
They're called lipomas.
No big deal.
Some of them do get bigger.
Some of them don't.
I have one in my arm that I never felt until I was older, and now it's gotten a little bigger, but it's just a lipoma.
It's no big deal.
I have one in my stomach under some scar tissue that I think is a little lump of scar tissue.
They're no big deals.
But yeah, your body can resorb things or they can get bigger or they get smaller or they just stay there forever.
No reason.
But if you're worried about a lump, as always, go get it checked out.
I have a question for you, Justin.
Okay, hit me.
Real quick.
The last one.
Last one.
This one, I'm at my parents' house for the holidays, and a question presented itself.
Why do all men of a certain age cough like that?
You know what I'm talking about.
I love my dad and older men in my family, but holy smokes, these coughs.
Is there a medical reason they get so bad or they just no longer care to try and make them less aggressive?
Thanks from Lauren.
Justin, why do you cough that way?
Like, what do you mean?
You already cough that way.
What do you mean?
You have the old man cough already.
What are you talking about?
The cough.
Because I have asthma?
I don't know.
No.
My wife's a doctor.
Maybe she could tell me what's wrong with me if I'm so broken.
What old man cough?
Tell me what cough do you mean?
It's like a very aggressive, explosive cough.
Yeah, well, you want to get it out, right?
I mean, what are you coughing for?
Here is my theory.
I could either cough all day or once at 9 a.m.
and once at 9 p.m.
It's up to you.
Here's my theory.
I think that generally speaking, as a species, as we age we worry less about other people's like perception of us like we're less about appearances we're more just like i'm living my life i can't be bothered yes i think that's part of it yes and then i think generally
Men,
generally speaking, are allowed to be loud and be present in a way.
Whereas like as a woman, I think I tend to like hide any sort of noise I'm making, like sneeze, cough, whatever, like bury it into my elbow so that I'm making no noise and taking up no space because I was taught to do so.
This is my theory.
I don't know.
I got the kids.
But I know Justin already has it.
You've already got the old medicine.
This is such a good question, but I got to go get the kids.
Okay, if you figure out why.
Hey, thanks so much for listening to our podcast about our very good marriage.
Songs are uncle Dara's kind of a song.
Oh, we love each other.
Don't joke like that.
It's not a funny joke.
We have a great marriage.
Thanks to the taxpayers for use.
And I really do have to go get the kids right now.
I know.
We We do have to go get the kids.
It's literally like standing up as a fence.
Thanks to the taxpayers who use their song medicines as the intro and outreach of our program.
And thanks to you for listening.
That's going to do it for us until next time.
My name is Justin McElroy.
I'm Sidney McLroy.
As always, don't drill a hole in your head.
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