We Are So Back

So let's talk about something that's maybe not as sexy as a crossword puzzle.

Oh no.

I just couldn't imagine anything less sexy than a crossword puzzle.

Science Versus is coming back next week with episodes that are going to be sexier than a crossword puzzle.

Because you know what?

Times are changing and I get it.

You don't want to be that person and you're like, actually,

we studied this and we found the glabbity blabbity blah.

Like, you just don't want to be that person.

Actually,

I don't get it at all.

I do want to be that person.

We've spent months researching and talking to experts so that we can blabbity blabbity blur all the science to you.

And here is what's in store.

You told us that your memory was going down the toilet.

It's kind of like a blurry fog, like a gauze over everything.

Keys, phone, glasses.

and I'm like, where

is that?

So we're exploring why we keep forgetting things and how we can improve our memory.

Plus, we are finally tackling a topic that you all have been asking about for years.

The full moon.

Makes people wild.

It makes them carnal.

That damn moon.

You wanted to know if the full moon makes you go crazy?

So we found out.

We're diving into manifesting to see if just by thinking of your goals, your dreams, it'll basically make them come true.

Because online, people are saying.

It worked.

They manifested their ex-boyfriend texting them, wanting them back.

How do we explain that?

Because life is super fun.

I mean, I'm a fan of magic when it happens.

And as we roll into November, while some will be baking pumpkin pies,

others will be joining in no not November.

No ejaculating for a month.

And folks on socials swear by it.

Bro, I became a beast.

Bro, your energy is going to be insane.

And you could do 100 push-ups and ad workout, do whatever the f ⁇ you want with so much energy.

And you're not going to have any anxiety or stress.

So what are the benefits of not ejaculating?

I'll tell you one thing that's coming, and that's the science.

I'm imagining the cum going on some sort of like Hot Wheels roller coaster ride where it like shoots out of one hole and dives into a different hole.

So

that is the adventure we are about to go on.

Wow.

So come on the adventure with us with so much going on in the world and an onslaught of crap to wade through online.

Me and the team who you're going to be hearing more from, Kaseya producer Rose Revelers in the the room.

Sounds like you manifested some coffee.

Hey, Wendy.

So they have two uteruses and one of them has a baby in it.

Oh my gosh.

And we're all here to help you work out fact from fiction.

Because,

hey.

We studied this and we found the blabbity blabbity blah.

New episodes of Science Versus are coming September 4th on Spotify and wherever you get your podcasts.

Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell your dad.

Blabbity blabbity blah.

I'm Wendy Zuckerman, and we are going to back to you real soon.