
#545 - Google Map My Murder - Cary, North Carolina
This week, in Cary, North Carolina, a successful young couple seem to be living a great life, until things become not so great. Affairs & weird controlling behavior cause detectives to suspect the husband, when his wife is found face down & strangled in a construction site, after going for a jog in their affluent neighborhood. The one piece of evidence against him is a simple Google search, but that's not anywhere near the end of this wild story!!
Along the way, we find out that apparently dogs aren't to be allowed near gourds, that Google can be the most helpful, or hurtful thing that exists, and that you never know what goes on behind fancy closed doors!!
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Thank you so much for joining us on this, another crazy, wild edition of Small Town Murder. This is a crazy one.
Let's do it again. Oh, boy.
We have relatives with all sorts of evidence. Oh, man.
Blogs full of police corruption. It's wild stuff.
We'll get into all of it. It's crazy.
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And people are going to die in die in horrible ways now those things you go how do you make how do you make that work very easily what you do is you don't make fun of the victims or the victims families why james because we're assholes yes but we're not scumbags see how that works and it keeps everything nice and tasteful and it's crazy stuff here'm telling you, this is a wild case, and they're all wild cases.
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Let's go on a trip, shall we? We are going to North Carolina today. Oh, yeah, down there in a place I'm actually familiar with because my dad lived here for a while.
And this is actually technically where the Raleigh Improv is as well as in Perry, North Carolina. It's a suburb of Raleigh here, East Central North Carolina, about 15 minutes outside of Raleigh.
About three hours to Cherryville, North Carolina, our last North Carolina episode, way back episode 494. That was gossip and brain bashing.
And that was, I remember that episode too. It was crazy.
This is in Wake County, like Wake Forest University, because that's all the same thing here. It's all there.
Area code 919. The motto here, live inspired.
Do it. Or live inspired.
One of the two. We're all dead, but we're inspired by living.
We don't know. Could go either way there.
A little bit of history of this town here. In the 1750s, John Bradford moved here and opened up an inn.
Back then, it was also called an ordinary. Is that what they called those? An ordinary or an inn, yeah.
So they named the town Bradford's Ordinary. Wow.
After the one thing in it apparently know that but most of the land around here remained in the hands of two different men so bradford didn't own anything he just owned his inn these two guys owned all the other land both of their names were nathaniel jones Two guys having like a land battle
both named Nathaniel Jones. Yeah.
Ridiculous. He's got to go by Nate.
Yeah. In 1775
Jones of White Plains
plantation owned 10,461
acres of land
while Jones of Crabtree owned
most of what is now Western Cary.
So it's
ridiculous. So after the Revolutionary War the the community was on the road between the new capital in Raleigh and the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
It's kind of in between those two things here. A lumberman named Allison Francis Page, a lumberman named Allison.
It's got to be a gal. No, that's a guy.
That's a guy a lumberjack for christ's sake imagine the brawny guy and go hey allison can you help me out with something he goes by all right i would hope so uh he arrived in 1854 and is credited with founding the town even though all the joneses fought over it and everything else uh he purchased 300 acres for 200 or for 2 000 and um you know planned all that kind of shit and do you think that's where keeping up with the joneses came from i think jones is just a very common last name that's a great point as found by two guys who aren't even related both having the same name and fighting over exact same exact same name i think there was not a lot of names back then before probably before we got a ton of, there was probably very few last names. It was probably like China.
There's like eight last names. A bunch of Smiths, Jones.
We all shared them. That's it.
So, yeah, Allison Francis Page put up a sawmill in a general store and all that and donated a bunch of acreage for the railroad depot. So then the town was known as Page, Page's Siding pages tavern and pages turnout i like pages tavern i like that sounds good right we're gonna stop at that town i think fuck yes we're so i went on in 1856 he added a post office and became the town's first postmaster so this is like a little kid playing pretend town and he's just putting stuff up naming shit after himself and allison's got three names that are also all girls names too yeah francis can go either way but allison i've allison is usually 99.999 percent a girl's name usually it's not like yeah you know there's a lot of names that go either way that's not one of them usually even, that's a gal's name.
Yeah, his last name here. So anyway, Page named the community Cary because of his admiration for Samuel Fenton Cary.
Yeah. Who was head of the Sons of Temperance in North America.
What the fuck is that? Don't drink is what that is. Oh, no.
Christians that go around telling you what to do and not to drink. So 1960, Carrie's population was about 3,300.
By 1970, it had grown to about 7,600. But what they did, and this is what I mean.
Right now, there's way more people here than we usually do for a town. Sure, sure.
But this absolutely feels like a small town. Absolutely.
And the population has really exploded in the last 25 years.
Yeah, but it keeps its charm away from Charlotte and all that stuff over there.
They said to preserve the small town feel, Cary formed the Community Appearance Commission
in 1972, which focused on regulating the look of things through ordinances.
Sure, telling you what you can and can't do.
Nice.
Yeah, and 74 required developers to set aside one acre of green space for every 35 housing units constructed that's why it still looks like a small town okay because there's there's green yeah it's not just all crammed with fucking if you want to have a sub development you have to also put a park in which is yeah interesting forit for the acreage that you got in.
Fascinating.
A couple reviews of this town.
Most people like it a lot unless they're just saying it's expensive. Five stars.
I'll kind of give you this. I'll give you the kind of overview here.
Cary, North Carolina offers a charming, vibrant downtown area that beautifully blends moderate amenities with a welcoming community feel. The new downtown park is a centerpiece with spacious green lawns, serene water features, and plenty of seating, making it ideal for relaxation, family gatherings, and casual meetups.
You know, shit you do at a park. What else would you do at a fucking park? Well, we can give each other handies.
That's a casual meetup, I suppose. Get blowjobs, obviously, from streetwalkers, but that's a different.
That's at night. I'm talking during the day.
What are we doing here? It's a casual meetup, yeah. It's a place where both young and old can feel at home, whether it's for a stroll, enjoying a festival, or simply taking in the surroundings.
Local breweries add to Carrie's appeal, featuring unique craft beers and warm, inviting spaces, perfect for a laid-back evening. Right.
There you go. So, three stars.
Carrie is an affluent suburb. That means the crime rate is low.
We'll be the judge of that. And there are plenty of restaurants and other amenities.
However, the people here are generally very pretentious and entitled.
Assholes.
I think the triangle area as a whole is great, but if you're a normal person, I would tend to avoid Carrie.
My dad moved there in like 96 when it was definitely not what it is now.
No?
No, no.
It was half the population. Boyd Carey.
Yeah. My dad moved there in like 96 when it was definitely not what it is now.
No?
No, no.
It was half the population, if that.
Would you call it yuppies now?
Now it's yuppies, yes.
Now it's yuppies.
Now it's just gotten very expensive.
Two Stars really could use more good Asian places.
And I mean good, not just expensive.
Not just fancy. There's perfectly awesome middle ground between P.F.
Chang's and buffets, people. Well, hold.
P.F. Chang's is not Chinese food, first of all.
Are they setting the top bar at P.F. Chang's? Well, they said expensive, not good.
Great point. Yeah, that is too much money for what it is.
Exactly. And drastically lacking acceptable vegetarian restaurants.
Yeah, you're in North Carolina. Even a vegetarian dish comes with pork with barbecue sauce on it.
That vinegary good shit that they put on it down there. Yeah, even your salad is a barbecue chicken salad.
They didn't even have a salad at the restaurant. We went to a nice restaurant.
They did not have vegetables there. They were like, oh, I don't know know we got a lot of meat though so weird and then finally one star havana grill music way too loud it bothers neighbors so turn it down havana grill okay yeah some grill music some restaurant plays music loud the neighbors don't like it all right that's That's a review of the town.
That's a review of the town. People in this town, right now, this is not when the case happened, by the way, but right now there's 171,000 people there.
It has blown up. In 2000, there was 94,000 people there.
Jesus. In 95, there was like 70,000 people there.
It's just exploded. 20% more every year.
Well, they have the Triangle Research Center where they opened up. That's when they were opening up all that shit, which is all these big companies and tech jobs and stuff.
And people, like the Northeast, people moved down there like crazy. I know when my dad moved down there, he got transferred with IBM because they were transferring tons of people down there.
It's like a, you know, it was a big deal. So, and there was tons transplants there too everybody there is from somewhere else it was like there must have been something with the with the government with low corporate taxes or something that's usually how that shit works there's a boom because property is cheap and taxes are low there's also four good colleges right there which is a good place to get talent for that kind of thing yeah you got duke wake forest nc you know You've got Duke, Wake Forest, NC State.
So male, there's a few more females than males. It's about average.
Median age is 39, usually about 37, so that makes sense. All the young children and the 35 to 54 age groups are high.
So people come here, spit out a bunch of kids when they're 37. Have a middle management job management job and that's it you know some tech company uh 62 percent married well above the national average uh less people are single with children here it is a family environment kind of a deal uh race in this town 64 percent white 7.7 percent uh black 16.8 percent asian as we said, a lot of them there.
0.4% Native American, 8.1% Hispanic. Religion in this town, 43.4%, which is lower than the national average.
And the highest one is Baptists, of course, because Baptists are the Catholics of the South, as we know. And this place, actually, you can't go anywhere on Sundays.
Everything's closed. No, no, no, no.
Everything is packed with church people. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Like, if you want to go to lunch on a Sunday, you're going about 4 o'clock. Because all the other time, it's just well-dressed people just coming from church.
Everybody there goes to church, is what I found, anyway, when I was there. Unemployment rate's very low.
It's 3% here because there's tons of jobs here.
If there's nothing else, there's jobs.
Median household income and carry, $113,782.
Is that right?
Well above the $69,000 average there.
So not bad at all.
Cost of living, $100,000 is regular.
Here it's a $105,000.
Problem is the housing is the high one. Very high.
Median home cost here, and this is much different from where my dad lived there, $574,400. Median.
Yeah. That is wild.
And if we've convinced you... That's Connecticut prices, man.
That's fucking insane. If we've convinced you, damn it, the only place for you to lay your head and live inspired is Cary, North Carolina.
We have for you the Cary, North Carolina Real Estate Report. Average two-bedroom rental here.
A little pricey. Above the national average by a good amount.
$1,630 for a two-bedroom rental. At least $400.
Yeah, a little over $400 here. Here's a three-bedroom, three-bath, $1,599-square-foot house, which pretty much describes the house my dad had when he lived there, except I think it was a two-bathroom.
And it's a nice little house. It's fine.
This house is kind of cool. It's two-story and clean and white and nice.
15 square feet upstairs and down.
Upstairs and down.
So it's small.
That's a small house.
$465,000 for that.
No acreage.
It's not on.
It's on a regular lot of land.
Yeah.
You got neighbors.
Yeah.
My dad is kicking himself for selling his house down there 25 years too early, I have
a feeling.
For nothing.
Yeah, it was cheap down there.
It was one of the reasons why you moved down there back in the day. Here's a six-bedroom, six-bath t-ball for each and every bee hole.
6,028 square feet. Not acres.
That'd be a lot. 0.41 acres.
It's brick. It's all brick.
It has big white columns out front. It's got a cool bendy staircase.
Oh, yeah. One of those.
Nice woodwork. But it kind of, it's weird.
The weird part is it looks like it's made to look old and fancy, but they built it in 2006. You know what I mean? It's one of those type of houses.
$1,595,000 for that. Yeah, okay.
All righty then. Then a five-bedroom, six-bath, T-bowl for all your B-hulls and a neighbor.
It's 9,619 square feet. Huge, massive house.
7.96 acres. The picture of it, it's on a private lake, and the picture from the front, it looks like it's floating on the lake.
That's what it looks like. It's fucking...
It's ridiculous.
It's that close to the water. It looks like
a resort. It just looks like some
crazy Mediterranean resort.
It's 12.
It's silly. There's a palm tree
right by the indoor pool in North Carolina.
Not a lot of palm trees.
It snows there. South Carolina has them.
It snows in North Carolina.
Like a lot. That's crazy.
$7,500,000 for that. Buckle the fuck up.
That is expensive. Things to do in this town.
Okay. You have the North Carolina Gourd Festival.
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
Which is hilarious because we had a murder a couple months ago where they were all about gourds. They were gourds people.
They were out of their gourds. We feel like we know a lot about gourds based on this episode.
So for the low admission price of $5, there are lots of fun things to do and see and buy at the festival. Oh, boy.
There is the Village of Yesteryear building. Sure.
Yeah, there's a variety of classes for beginners through advanced in the Gorder category. You want to be an advanced Gorder.
Register for classes until the 27th or try your luck as a walk-in student at the festival. You might not get in, though.
The demand for Gorder classes are off the charts. We also offer a quick craft make and take for a low fee enter some of your gourd creations for judging are we carving gourds now is this a pumpkin carving contest or just grow it and have them judge it don't know you come to the festival and the wonderful gourd craft creations that have been entered into the competition and vote for your favorite for the people's Choice Award.
Imagine sticking around because you need to cast your vote for your favorite gourd. Imagine waiting around to find out if your neighbors like your gourd.
Then people go, man, I got to find out if the one I picked won. I can't go yet.
Vendors from near and far sell dried gourds of all shapes and sizes, crafted gourds, and tools and supplies so you can craft gourds yourself. God damn it.
Sure. They've left out the god damn it part.
But marvel at our display of gourds from around the world. Do I need to see? People are mailing them in? International gourds.
I think they're traveling in with them as a carry-on, putting them on their lap like a newborn baby, probably. Two seats.
Jesus Christ. Musical instruments, utensils, dolls, bowls, and much more.
Okay. All right.
Our photo booth has a variety of gourd masks, gourd hats, and other gourd accessories that you can model. You'll look gorgeous.
Yeah, you will. That's what it says.
You'll look gorgeous. Then there's also the Carry Dog Days.
Get ready to unleash the fun and celebrate our furry friends at the most exciting event of the year, Carry Dog Days. Join us for a day filled with tail wagon excitement, possum activities.
So gorgeous and possum so far. apparently the only way to get people to go to a festival in North Carolina is have a lot of bad puns.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
So you're going to possum and unforgettable memories.
The town of Cary is happy to announce the annual Dog Days and Pet Expo.
Jesus.
Look at my pet.
Will be held at the Cary Police Department from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
So you can all feel real comfortable. Love that.
Yeah. Showing up stone, going out trying to hit your vape pen.
Not going to work. Our very own Cary Animal Services team is hosting this event and excited to grow the Cary Dog Days and Pet Expo into an annual extravaganza.
Wow. You can see agility courses, watch amazing canine athletes tackle obstacles with finesse and skill.
A pet vendor village where they sell pet products. Food trucks, of course.
Doggy demonstrations where you learn new tricks and training tips. Learn how they do it.
Don't miss out on this barktastic event. Okay, that's...
Barktastic? Possum. Is that even a thing? Possum and gorgeous.
You just had to add a couple extra letters.
That's fine. This is
outside of the realm of okay.
Barktastic. You took
it too far. I'm sorry.
Whether you have
a furry friend of your own or simply love animals,
who goes there to look at
other people's dogs? I like dogs
and everything, but wouldn't you bring your own dog?
Carry Dog Days promises fun, laughter laughter and lots of wagging tails sure we welcome you and your well-behaved pets to join us yeah don't bring that piece of shit around here i'll bring the one that barks at everybody for a possum time and they're going to go back with that mark your calendars okay he's just barktastic that's why he's so loud. He's a gorgeous little guy.
That's all it is. He's gorgeous and awesome.
Crime rate in this town. What we're interested in here.
And it is low. Property crime is about one-third below the national average.
And violent crime, murder, rape, robbery, and, of course, assault. The Mount Rushmore of crime is about one-third of the national average.
So two-thirds below the national average. So very, very safe area.
Incredibly safe. Really, it's just suburbs and houses and strip malls.
I mean, that's really what it is, honestly. That's how you make it safe.
That's it. That said, let's talk about some murder here.
Here we go. Let's do this.
Okay. First guy we got to talk about, and we'll get all the laughing out of the way here.
Okay. Bradley Cooper.
Is that right? Oh, yes. Bradley Cooper.
Golly. Wait till you guys hear the Express this week, too.
We have more people with names that they shouldn't have. It's fucking crazy.
Yeah, as soon as he got successful, he should have changed this, right? Jesus. Bradley Graham Cooper.
Okay. I don't know what the real guy's middle name is.
I don't know, but Bradley Cooper is his name, though. If you told me Bradley Cooper's middle name was Graham, I'd go, that looks about right.
He looks like a Graham. Sounds about right.
Yeah. This Brad Cooper's born in 1973.
Okay. And now he is going to end up meeting a woman later on, and we'll talk about how they meet and everything, but they seem to be somehow meant to run into each other and meant to be together here.
Nancy Lynn Rents, R-E-N-T-Z. So pay your rents.
She's also born in 73. They didn't even grow up in the same place.
They were both born in Alberta, Canada, but not in the same place.
Yeah, they're both Canadian.
Did they meet in America?
No, they met in Canada, in Calgary, I believe.
She grew up in Edmonton, and he grew up in Medicine Hat.
Medicine Hat.
Medicine Hat, which is the name of a town.
And they even have Medicine Hat College,
which is hilarious.
I don't know what that sounds like you're learning there, but not anything that you would need to make a living. That's got to be something with Native Americans, right? Has to be.
Has to be. I would hope so.
If white people name that shit Medicine Hat, I want to kick them right in the balls. This is ridiculous.
So, yeah, they're seven weeks apart in age, these two. Okay.
now brad grew up in a middle class family in medicine hat uh one of two boys in the family here his dad his parents are terry and carol cooper and terry was a college chemistry teacher who went on to be vice president of Medicine Hat College. I wear the second biggest hat here.
Yep.
Can't get that big hat yet but someday wait till they retire oh man he also sat on numerous like community boards of things his dad's involved in a lot of stuff in the community and his mom is a homemaker raised the boys and uh big into gardening which bradley was into as well brad would hang out with his mom and garden a lot so that's what he was doing gardening's wonderful yeah it's such a great stress reliever relaxing relaxing until the doesn't grow and die and you're angry yelling at dirt it's all anxiety going why won't you grow what the fuck we grew i gave Oh, we had tomatoes, man. These beautiful grown San Marzano tomatoes.
And, you know, harvested them all. Beautiful.
I cut into one. I was just going to slice it open and make some slices, a little bit of salt on it, like my grandmother used to do and do all that.
Cut it open. Fucking hollow.
Nothing happened inside. Nothing.
They were dry and hollow. What happened? They didn't work.
You grew Griswold tomatoes. Dude, they didn't.
I swear to God, steam came out when I stuck the knife in. They didn't work.
I'm like, these tomatoes are broken, I told Sarah the next morning. She's like, what do you mean? Here's the heart.
I started cutting them all open. They're all hollow.
Fuck. We got hollow maters.
How do we do this?
And the meat part was just dry.
It was really bad.
I don't know what the hell happened, but it didn't work.
We found out that we think that they got too much water.
Is that right?
They just liquefy inside?
It rained a lot.
I don't know.
That's what we were told.
So who knows?
Interesting.
Who knows here?
Now, Brad says that his childhood and teen years were uneventful. No problems in the family.
Parents get along. A psychologist later noted that Brad gave the impression of, quote, some detachment with little emotional warmth when he spoke of his family.
Like a serial killer. Well, also like a tech nerd.
That's the other thing. Brad is a smart guy and he's into tech shit and doesn't give a shit about the family well like his dad's a chemistry professor i bet this runs in the family like a lot of times people who are very you know just maybe on the spectrum too a little bit that sort of thing with the technical shit they kind of tend to emotional warmth isn't their number one strength.
You know what I mean?
That's the best way I can put it
here. But he's athletic,
Brad. He's very smart.
Very high above average IQ.
And also, everybody
says when he wants to achieve something,
he does it. Period.
He's that guy.
So not a lot of time for emotional warmth
there for Brad. His family
is very much into education because
his dad's a professor and the vice
president. Second biggest hat at the whole
I'm going to go. So not a lot of time for emotional warmth there for Brad.
His family is very much into education because his dad's a professor and the vice president. Second biggest hat at the whole college.
So obviously. So he attended Medicine Hat College.
Wonder how he got in. That must have been hard.
A little bit of nepotism, you think? Maybe. After a year, he enrolled in the University of Calgary to pursue a degree in computer science, graduated in 96.
And then by 97, everything you learned was completely irrelevant. So, you know, I'm sure that's a joke.
By then, you know, outgrown and made your fucking whole degree obsolete. Every year, the whole thing would flip on its head and change back then.
So it was like, oh, that's all useless now. Now we're doing this.
Oh, fuck. Okay.
Congratulations on your MS-DOS degree. Yeah, that's great.
You started up Oregon Trail very nicely on that Apple II. That's a great job.
D colon. Yeah, DOS fucking run slash whatever the shit crap they would do I didn't know so now Nancy Rents the young lady he'll end up with here she was one of a set of identical twins why have we come up with so many twins lately on this show in the last year so many twins bad things touch twins lives consistently they either murder or are murdered quite a bit, apparently.
And I don't understand how. It's just a part of their life.
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Congratulations on your twins. It's going to go bad.
Someone's going to die, motherfucker. Hopefully it won't be you two killing someone else, which is also a possibility.
Or them killing you both. Yeah.
So Nancy and her identical identical twin sister krista are she described them as like soulmates well yeah you're identical twins you are you have the same dna for christ's sake yeah dna sharer yeah you have the same fingerprints for fuck's sake you're the same person they have i just learned that they have separate fingerprints oh they have separate they have the same d, same DNA. Right.
So wear gloves and spill your blood everywhere. That's fine.
Frame your brother. Frame your brother.
What's happened? We've had that before, too. So now the dad is also her dad, Gary, is a well-respected social worker who ran his own business administering educational and social programs for the Canadian government.
Oh.
So he is, they both come from educationally strong backgrounds here.
Yeah.
Nancy's brother, Jeff, was an Edmonton police officer.
She had a good relationship with her whole family, twin sister, dad, brother, mother,
and her other sister, Jill, as well.
Nancy is very athletic and very outgoing. She is all energy.
She's a ball of energy. She's a very skilled ringette player.
What is that? I had to look that up, and I will give you the definition from Wikipedia. Ringette is a non-contact winter team sport played on an ice rink using ice hockey skates, straight sticks with drag tips, a blue rubber pneumatic ring designed for use on ice surfaces.
While the sport was originally created exclusively for female competitors, it's expanded to now include participants of all genders. Although ringette looks like ice hockey, it is played on ice hockey rinks.
The sport has its own lines and markings, and its offensive and defenses bear a closer resemblance to lacrosse or basketball. It's non-contact hockey is what it is, essentially.
Chick hockey is what they designed it for, but it turned into something else. Non-contact hockey, yeah.
That's what they designed it for. Oh you know, oh, the girls can't get checked into the boards.
Right. And then they saw some of these big Canadian farm girls, and they're like, I don't know.
Maybe they can. Take her teeth.
Who cares? She goes about 230 with a flannel shirt on, and she's chewing fucking Red Man. I'm going to go ahead and say, give her some skates.
You know what I mean? She looks like a- She's coming for your whole bottom row. Let her have it.
She just drank half a bottle of whiskey. I think she's okay to play.
So she was into this type of shit. And when she's a kid, she has big, giant, thick glasses.
Oh, yeah. But grows out of those by high school.
And she's an athlete, and she's attractive, and everybody likes her, and she's personality. She described as the kind of woman who what jimmy uh lit up a room lit up a room they always do um yeah so she played all of this now her ringette basically at one point she hoped to play different ice sports at the olympic level now ringette isn't an Olympic sport, but she was trying to transfer it into other things.
She wanted to be an Olympic athlete.
That was her goal.
But her team had a matchup against Russia, and she had a knee injury, and then that was
pretty much it for the Olympic dreams.
So she made jewelry also.
She liked art and fashion.
When she's in Canada,
she'll be working at IBM and also running her own clothing store in the
evenings.
Wow.
So very ambitious.
She is.
She's got a lot of irons in the fire,
a lot of energy.
Her friend said she's hilarious.
She makes everyone smile.
No one is ever sad around Nancy.
Right now.
Nancy had been involved seriously, like talking about getting engaged and stuff in the 90s here with a prominent Calgary businessman. Who can resist a Calgary businessman? They got cash.
Can't resist that. When she met Brad and she lost interest in her prominent Calgary businessman and was all about Brad after that.
Springs milk piss on her and she's his. The other thing is Brad, she likes real outgoing guys, that sort of thing.
And Brad is quiet and reserved, so not her normal type. The only thing I can think is we know he's very tall.
He's a pretty tall guy. Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe she just likes tall guys. I'm not sure.
So she wanted to have a family and a steady family life and have kids and all that. And she thought that Brad was the stable kind of cat that could put that all together with her.
She thought he was a good person to start a small business with, basically, at that point. So she wanted to do all of that, and she told her sister that Brad felt safer than these other guys she was going out with.
They felt like they could fly off at any time. He's fun, sure, but he's a good person in his pants.
Yeah, Calgary businessman. Yeah, he could be banging a Tim Hortons waitress tomorrow or something from a business trip.
You don't know. But Brad feels safe.
Right. So Nancy's family said they found the relationship odd because, you know, he just wasn't her normal type.
But he was a nice guy and fine and, you know, has a good job and college educated. So it's just not the guy they expected Nancy to pick, basically.
So her mom said, choose the one you love, I guess. There you go.
Yeah, I mean, sure. It's not your fucking business who she goes out with.
Yeah, that's the deal here. So they're going to meet in about 98 here, it looks like.
They're going to meet, and it's basically they meet working for IBM in Calgary. They were both 26 years old.
They're both in the tech industry. Why not? So now her sister Jill, while they're living together, her sister Jill would become close to them.
She was a teenager at the time. Jill was younger.
And she would stay with them at their apartment nearly every weekend in Calgary.'d like go to hang out with her big sister, which must have been awesome for her.
I mean, that's where you want to hang out.
Early 2000, Bradley Cooper gets an offer to transfer with Cisco Systems, the company,
to its Research Triangle Park office, which is in Raleigh.
Yeah.
So Brad buys a big old diamond ring for Nancy. Yeah.
And they plan a big wedding. How about it? But Brad, then he gets this job working for Cisco.
So they said, well, fuck, never mind. Let's scrap the big wedding.
Let's just get married right now so you can move with me to North Carolina because otherwise she can't come because she has to have to work on all the visa issues and all that kind of thing. But if she's his wife, then she can come because she's attached to his work visa.
So they had a small ceremony at a restaurant in Calgary on a Friday night in October of 2000. She wore a white sundress, not a big giant wedding gown or anything.
They kept it simple. Only Nancy's family, Brad's brother, and a couple of friends were there.
That's it.
Very small deal.
So he got a work visa, and Nancy's visa allows her to live in the United States
but not hold a job.
Oh, she's not allowed to have a job.
She's not allowed to have a job.
That's part of it.
Now, she can apply for a work visa while she's here and do all that,
but initially when she gets here, that's not part of it. Now, she can apply for a work visa while she's here and do all that.
But initially when she gets here.
No job.
That's not part of her visa is working.
So they marry.
They move to Carrie.
And Carrie, a little bit about Carrie here.
This is when it really, really boomed.
Like in 1990, there was like 15,000 people in Carrie.
Is that right?
And then there's 90,000 by 2000 and 175,000 by now. So it's crazy.
Yeah. It really blew up.
So they moved there right in the cusp of when things were really getting big. Good for them, yeah.
So yeah, not bad at all. National Geographic called it a futuristic Pleasantville.
They said a town of young, affluent, and educated streets lined with
sprawling houses, SUVs, and
sports cars glinting in broad
driveways. Nat Geo's writing about
your town. Writing about your town here,
which is wild. In 2001,
more than 80% of the population
of Cary worked white-collar jobs.
80%. 80%.
That's wild. 90% of the households
almost were comprised of married couples with children in 2001.
That's a lot.
That's off the charts.
Ridiculous.
So January 2001, they settle into a 2,800-square-foot home in the Loch Mere subdivision in Cary, which is a very nice affluent area.
He's making over $100,000 a year back then, which is crushing it back then. I mean, that's doing great.
She liked it when she got there. I mean, Nancy was into it.
She spent hours doing jogging paths all around the neighborhoods and stuff. There's good places to jog.
So she couldn't play her ringette anymore, but she can run. She completed several marathons over the years and all that kind of thing here.
She would recruit friends to run with her. Come run with me, which is the invitation I'll never take from anyone.
Come run with me. No, no, no.
Where are we going? Who are we running from? Why? Unless I'm running from or toward something, I'm not running. Or like, you know, to score a goal of some kind in a touchdown or a fucking basket or something.
If something behind us is not on fire or there's red and blue lights, I'm not running. I'm not running.
Or I have a ball in my hand or chasing someone else with a ball. Those are the only circumstances where running is coming in for me.
I'm done.
There's a lot of walking around my neighborhood lately, but I'm not doing any running.
I have to do the walking because I feel like I'm going to die.
Love walking around the woods.
I'm not running around them, though.
That's insane.
So she would just all sorts of jogging here.
Nancy and her friend Jessica Adam, who will come up a lot in this story, were training for a late summer half marathon in Virginia. They're going to do a halfsy, huh? Shit.
This is how much energy she has. She's making me tired here, Nancy.
She would strap on fucking rollerblades and a backpack to go to the grocery store. And she's going to bring home the groceries in the backpack? Just getting backpack just getting a few things no worries yeah but what do you do with those blades when you get to the store you carrying those you're just fucking roll yeah otherwise you have to bring shoes with you yeah or walk barefoot right yeah i think if you're like a rich lady and around here they go oh isn't that quirky you know what i mean if you were a teenager they'd kick you out of the store but if it looks like you own a home they go she's quirky look at her squeezing the avocados that's fun that's so fun um nancy also and this is her and brad both as we'll talk about but nancy has a bit of a wandering eye from time to time oh yes like some very big controversies here.
I guess apparently according to her sister Krista, her twin,
she had met a man in Florida while visiting a friend of hers down there during the first year of her marriage. And that man later came to her sister Krista's wedding in Canada in August 2001.
And Nancy hooked up with him up there. So much so that she didn't want to return to North Carolina, her sister said.
See? She was planning on leaving Brad after 10 months of being married and hooking up with Florida man here. Okay.
So, obviously, the marriage isn't perfect. From the outside, it looks fine, but clearly everybody's not super happy if you can be pulled away that easy.
Yeah.
So by Christmas of 2002,
things are not going well still for them.
Um,
it's a little bit tough now.
She's unable to work legally in the United States without a visa.
And,
um,
she's,
you know,
she's bored number one.
And,
uh,
this is,
you know,
there's not like streaming services.
She can't catch up on her show all day long or anything.
You know what I mean?
Can't just watch Law and Crime and watch full trials all the time on YouTube over here.
So it's a little boring here.
And she returned to Edmonton for Christmas in 2002 and told her family she didn't want to go back.
Not going back to Canada. The next year.
She told her family she didn't want to go back. Not going back to Canada.
The next year.
She told her family she didn't want to go back to Carrie.
Yeah.
But her sister, Jill, said, you decided to marry him.
This is your husband.
You should make it work.
You can't just run away every time you're feeling slightly whatever.
Have you talked to him, basically?
And this is her younger sister, too, who's much younger than her.
She's a little more reckless.
Didn't you get married?
Yeah.
This isn't your boyfriend.
You got married.
I thought you were going to be a good one. And so and this is her younger sister, too, who's much younger than her.
It was like a little more reckless.
Didn't you get married?
Like, this isn't your boyfriend.
You got married.
I thought you guys own a home together, for Christ's sake.
So Brad had to come to Edmonton and convince Nancy to come back with him.
What?
He had to go from North Carolina to fucking Edmonton, which is in Western Canada, by the way, and very far from North Carolina. That's a trip.
He's got to take time off of work to go talk his wife into coming back.
Thank you. fucking Edmonton, which is in Western Canada, by the way, and very far from North Carolina.
That's a trip. He's got to take time off of work to go talk his wife into coming back.
Coming back with him. So things start to get better when they come back because in 2003 and everything, Nancy starts to, she gets a car, first of all, which helps a lot because then she's, you know, doesn't have to be within rollerblade range of everywhere to get there so she starts to make friends a little bit and has a car and then she starts to make some money um and working as a nanny for some of her friends so she'll watch a few kids and make a few bucks so yeah under the table cash the yeah the immigration services don't need to know about that she's got a car she's starting's starting to feel like a person here now.
Absolutely. Not having a car.
Just sitting in a fucking house somewhere with no car, no way to go anywhere. In a foreign country.
In a foreign country, mind you. Your family is thousands of miles away, all your friends, everything you know.
You can't even get the things you... There's no poutine in North Carolina.
None. None.
None. that shit i don't know there's not even a leafs game on or whatever the fuck nothing calgary flames edmonton oilers no one's no can't watch it can't watch it nothing is the same you're like what is this the carolina hurricanes is this even a real hockey team? Come on, man.
They just showed the outside view, and there is trees and green. There's trees and green.
There's not a fucking drop of snow on the ground. This is crazy.
So February 2004, they have a daughter, the couple here. Nancy gives birth to a daughter named Bella in 2004, which is a very common name in 2004 sure is that was like one of the most common names in i think it was the most and then yeah so much so they're the twilight lady was like obviously i'm naming this girl bella so in 2006 they have another daughter this is katie now that's born so they got bella and kat Katie here, 2004, 2006.
Now, December 2007 comes around, and Brad, he's got an admission that he makes to his wife here. He had an affair, and he tells her about it.
Not only did he have an affair, he had an affair with more than one woman, first of all. Not at the same time, but he wasn't having foursomes or anything.
Didn't run off to Dubai or something for a couple of nights. No harems or anything like that, but he is banging several different women at the same time, including a close friend of hers.
Of course. Of the family of both of them that they hang out with.
He's friends with the husband. She's friends with her.
They're all friends together. Nancy wanted to leave at first, but she didn't.
She decided that she couldn't. She went to a lawyer, and a lawyer told her if she left the house, she could lose everything, possibly even custody of her daughter.
Yeah, she doesn't get half of anything because she doesn't even belong here. She just runs it.
Yeah, so the lawyer told her to stick around and do everything by the proper channels if you're going to do anything or work it out. Do whatever you want to do.
But if you want to leave, you've got to do it with paperwork or else you're fucked here. So I guess the couple that he ends up, the wife that he ends up having sex with here, they had all met at the Triangle Academy Preschool for overachieving toddlers, basically.
These are rich, highly educated people that think the kids need a real comprehensive education by two and a half, or else they're falling behind. Triangle.
I realize that's what the area is called. Yeah.
This is like a love hexagon. This is so, so busy.
It's a lot, man.
So now that's when they are.
They also met the Jessica Adam lady there that Nancy is friends with.
And they both showed up the day before preschool was set to start.
And they were talking about it.
They said they bonded very quickly, became very close.
That's what her husband, Jessica's husband, Brett, Brett, said. So even the kids loved her, too.
They said she'd lead gaggles of kids through the neighborhood on a hunt for frogs. Really? Like, come on, kids.
Let's go find frogs. She's got energy, and it needs to come out somewhere.
So she seemed to love motherhood, everybody said.
Sounds like it.
But she couldn't wait to, because the kids were like, you know, toddlers at this point.
She was waiting for them to get off to regular school so she could maybe get back to work, is what she was talking about. You know, start doing something here.
In Canada, she'd run a clothing boutique and also worked for IBM.
And now she's taking kids to look for and also worked for ibm and now she's
taking kids to look for frogs she's a little bored she's a smart lady entirely different day totally so she spent her days hanging out with the kids and uh they said she always made everything look glamorous no matter what so even if she had a baseball cap on she looked glamorous in it her friend said everything just came naturally to her. She made it look easy.
Now, by February 2008, things are really coming to a head between Brad and Nancy here. Brad cancels Nancy's access to bank and credit card accounts.
Not allowed to have money now. Not allowed to have money.
And he would dole out an allowance every Friday he'd give her. Oh, and unbeknownst to her he would monitor her email correspondence with lawyers and friends and all this type of shit this started in april of 2008 he's the one that she's yes well she cheated too they both yeah but he's doing lots of it yeah she's also doing lots of it as we'll talk about later they're both cheating like crazy there is no not there's no bad guy in the cheating aspect they're both neither of them are faithful at all that's i'm just saying he's cheating like crazy and he's monitoring shit well allowancing you're gonna hear something later where you're gonna go jesus christ he should have started that shit three years ago okay because yeah it's it's a it's a doozy it's a doozy.
It's a doozy.
But this is not, you can't fucking spy on people.
That's crazy.
If you're spying on someone, it's over already.
It's already done.
It's been done for so long.
If you're reading any correspondence they're having.
It's done.
You're just looking for a reason for it to end.
Just end it.
Something.
And also, this allowance business.
That's bizarre. This is some bizarre, weird Ricky Ricardo shit shit here you know i mean troll shit yeah so 2008 she decides that she doesn't want to reconcile things with brad nancy doesn't she's tired of this shit um they agree to pursue a separation they talk about it and they agree okay we'll get a separation yeah so she hires a lawyer to draft a custody agreement to get this ball rolling this is alice stubbs she's a raleigh lawyer and um she outlined a proposed separation agreement and brad cooper seized this agreement in 2008 the proposal described by this lawyer stubbs was um the proposal was described as aggressive and a first draft that she expected to change would have required brad because it's just the first draft this is your first negotiating jumping off point yeah here's what i would love but if you want to but obviously i'm not going to get this right this is if i want a grand a month perfect world yeah i want a grand a month i'm asking for 1500 is what this works like and hopefully we'll settle on a grand you know what i mean that's what i feel like it so uh brad was required to pay 2100 a month in child support in what year in that year 2008 wow which is a lot that's steep he'd also be responsible for paying all costs for the cooper girls to get a private education from kindergarten through high school, private school.
That is the bummer of putting them in private right out of the gate. And include Nancy Cooper as the beneficiary on his life insurance as long as she was alive.
So not only that, now she's also going to get his life insurance. Wow.
That's what this is part of. Nancy, according to St according to stubs the lawyer was upset about an extramarital affair that her husband confessed in 2008 because it's with one of her friends that's why she was really mad that's the one she's mad that's the one you're gonna be mad at yeah some of the other ones don't care yeah this one's the one that sucks no the hooters waitress fine whatever yeah my friend who comes over and has dinner parties with us.
Now that's a problem. That's stabbing me right in the chest.
Not even in the back. That's stabbing me straight up.
She also complained to the lawyer that Brad had not been involved with their family life or really helped at all with their children for years. Doesn't do anything with the kids.
That's what she's saying. I mean, that's part of the, you know, that's everything.
Brad would get to see in this draft the girls two weeks each summer, although they could not be consecutive. It's all summer to get them for one and one.
I'm sorry. If I'm paying for the private education all the time, I'm seeing the girls whenever I goddamn well please.
You know how expensive that is? If I'm footing not just that bill, but every other bill in their life i can see them when i want that's the and unless and this is what i don't understand when people go through a divorce they're trying to hurt the other person and this is totally normal men do this women do this everybody does this this isn't specific to anybody but to unless the guy unless the guy the woman anybody is abusive to the children or their danger to the children or something like that, there should be no reason to not let the other parents see the children whenever you want. It's really frustrating when people do that and fight back and forth via the kids because they're just doing it.
They're dangling them from a string like they're bait and it's not cool. And they think they're hurting the other person but they're just hurting children and that's fucking great that's great but that's also in a divorce people don't see it's straight it's amazing they don't see straight man a lot of people because every everybody does this so blurry um he would pay for their travel cost to and from canada as well because she's going to move to canada with them so now he's got to pay to ship them back and forth, though.
Brad Cooper's salary in 2007 was $135,000 a year. Paying fucking $2,800 a year, $3,000 a year in child support? $30,000.
Yeah, his salary is $135 grand. So that's a good chunk.
And then the travel costs and everything like that.
And also the lawyer said that Nancy had to borrow money from her sister and parents to pay for the separation agreement to be put together. It was 7,500 bucks for this lady to do this.
so the lawyer said that Nancy hoped the split would be amicable but she realized that wouldn't be the case after brad said this separation proposal ain't gonna fucking work we're not doing this shit so also under that draft nancy would have gotten all the proceeds from the sale of the house after the mortgage sales expenses and other debts accrued had been paid this is what happens when you fuck your wife's best friend you can't't fuck your wife's friends. They're going to get a little bit bitter at you and come for everything.
Her attorney also proposed that Nancy would get whatever was left in her husband's 401k plan after a loan taken out on the fund had been satisfied. Brad would have gotten his stock options from work, though, but but she gets the 401k and she gets to be on his life insurance and all that after this though everybody said family neighbors said the tension escalated in the cooper family because they're still living in the same house but with this her this document over them uh they said nancy complained to her friends that Brad had become mentally abusive
and cruel and made
demeaning comments to her in front of the children
as well.
So the lawyer said it was not going to
be amicable after that. She was willing to
do whatever was necessary to get an agreement
so she could get out of this bad marriage and go to
Canada.
Now she had this
wow this is fucking crazy. She scheduled what she called the saddest party ever.
Oh, uh, she had talked to a lawyer and even scheduled on April 19th, a get together with friends dubbed the saddest going away party ever. She called it.
But, um, before the get together though, a few days before Nancy hired a lawyer, lawyer and that's when the separate or that subs lady that's when the separation agreement ended up happening he objects to the separation plans and now the party wasn't a goodbye anymore because he wasn't he's not signing it now yeah no of course not he said no so her friend said now nancy wasn't free to leave anymore, unless they came to an agreement. Right.
Here you go. Yeah.
So spring of 2008, the Adventures of Brad here, all right? He has a blog called The Adventures of Brad. What a douche.
Chronicling his, quote, accomplishments. Wow.
These are all the things I can do he had a long form resume he had a section entitled goals completed oh christ shit to brag about is what he should have called it for public consumption but let me put this out on the internet this is what diaries are for this is what journals are for write it and stuff it under a pillow This is what your fucking memory is for. In the spring of 2008, this included multiple Ironman competitions, which that's what he was obsessed with, training for Ironman competitions all the time.
He runs Ironman. His master's degree and a technical work certification.
He was 34 years old, strong and upcoming, and training for a triathlon at Lake Placid.
That was upcoming.
Wow.
Now, back to inside the house and the problems here.
Nancy and Brad are sleeping in separate bedrooms.
Yeah.
Obviously.
That's what you do.
Nancy wants to move to Canada, and Brad obviously has changed his mind.
Yeah.
Plug your friend.
Now, apparently, to make sure
she doesn't leave, he has taken the girl's
passports from her.
Okay.
From the glove compartment of her car.
And now he says,
well, I have as much right to hold their passports as
she does. We're both their parents, but she says,
you know why you're holding that, so I can't go.
So, you know, it's all a big pissing contest
at this point. Unbelievable.
It's a control move, obviously.
Not wonderful. Not a great fucking sign of good character there.
Nancy's family said they understood that things were going bad. They knew that Brad had taken one of their daughter's passports and was listening to her phone calls, listening to Nancy's phone calls as well.
Still, they said they always Brad. He's always been a nice steady guy.
As far as they're concerned. He's a provider.
And you know what I mean. They have a house.
And he doesn't beat her up or anything like that. And he's still paying the bills.
By traditional standards. You know what I mean.
Like my grandmother. Italian grandma would say, well, what the hell do you want?
She would yell at Nancy.
Might you have nice house?
Might you buy things you want?
Why you complain?
And then she,
and then she said this as I've heard her say this,
but what man doesn't cheat?
She'd say,
who cares?
That's what she'd say.
What the hell do you care?
Who cares?
Whose house,
whose house is it in the end?
Your house.
What do you care?
Who would be what he does outside? Huh? That was like an old school mentality, though. It was crazy.
So who knows? She's out of her mind, man. So, yeah, this is all going.
And so they said, Brad, they said basically like Brad's always been good. They just kind of figured this behavior was what happens in the tension of a divorce like yeah neither party seems to be acting in their you know their best basically yeah their their interests are certainly skewed both sides of the equation yeah and and the dad asked her are you afraid for your life is it that are you afraid for your physical safety and she said no not at all and, then, you know, this is what happens in life.
Yeah. It's going to take a while.
It's going to be unpleasant. And that's divorce.
It's going to take a while. It's a lot of he said, she said here.
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Their credit card bills were over $45,000, he said. And he blamed that on her love, Nancy's love of, quote, $8,000 paintings, designer clothing, Tiffany jewelry.
$ dollar eight thousand dollar paintings who that not me is the answer to that question if you're an art person i guess but i don't know shit about art so i am not spending eight thousand dollars on a fucking painting i like art i like it's great but i don't know enough about it right, you could show me something that's 30 bucks and I wouldn't know the difference is the point I'm making. So I don't need to spend eight grand on shit.
I'd go, that looks really nice. You got any Bob Rosses? Those were really cool.
I want like some snow and some mountains and a cabin if that's possible. I bet a Bob Rosses eight grand now.
Maybe, but he painted thousands of those fucking things. So many.
Because there was like 400 episodes we've been watching it lately. There's like 400, as you know, we were watching it.
Yeah. We were watching it together.
There's like 400 episodes and he would paint every painting three times for each episode. Is that right? He'd paint one beforehand just to get what he was going to paint.
The idea of what to do, yeah.
And then he'd know what he was going to paint, so then he'd paint on the show, and then he'd
paint another one afterwards as like a giveaway to somebody or something or whatever the fuck.
So there's a lot of Bob Rosses floating around out there.
But they've got to be worth something, I would hope.
The man's dead, and when they die is when they go up in price, right?
But there can't be normally like, you know, there's not fucking 20,000 Picasso pieces floating around out there. That's why they're expensive.
He didn't do three every week on PBS. The artwork is for sale, and they're looking at 65 grand.
65 for Bob Ross? Get the fur up. There you go.
For a Bob Ross? Is that right? You can blame Target for that, for selling his T-shirt and making kids know who the fuck he was.
Because 10 years ago, you probably could have got it for nothing. So that's his story, anyway, is the jewelry and the paintings, $8,000 paintings.
It's nuts. Buying Bob Ross originals and shit.
45 grand. Jesus.
Her friends, though, say that Brad was a neglectful husband who trapped and basically starved her out of everything. Affection, money, attention, all that kind of shit.
Her friends say that Brad had several extramarital affairs, including one who actually, because this was the friend of theirs, she called Nancy to fucking blow up the spot on it. he didn't tell her she did her name is Heather Meator M-E capital T-O-R-U-R Meator that's the mistress there and he admitted this during a counseling session that he had an affair this was after she had called her to tell tell her.
So it wasn't like it was a surprise. Yeah, she already knew.
But they were in counseling and he admitted. He acknowledged that he had sex with Heather Mitor.
They were all friends, like I said. This happened in the master bedroom closet of Brad and Nancy's house.
What? Yes. While his older daughter and me tour's children were in the house playing they snuck up to a closet to fuck which is about as trashy as it gets it's for yeah it's pretty that's trashy uh he also admitted kissing heather on several occasions in the car and acknowledged having oral sex with her on another occasion in his home okay yeah so wow um nancy talked constantly after that that's all she would talk about with her friends and everything is can you believe he fucked heather basically i can't i have to get out of here so many times she's he's going down on her in her house for christ's sake this is insane he's he's making it loving and shit so um he said she just wants to move to canada with the daughters and um brad said that nancy though she also strayed um he said quote nancy insisted that she did nothing wrong that her relationship with the other man only happened once it wasn't sexual and that nobody knew his name that was she said i just banged some guy but it's fine it's not sexual so don't worry about who it was we'll find it we'll find out we know who it is and we'll find out all about oh we know who it is and we know that there might be there's an issue too a way to hear okay now she also found out that brad never applied for her work visa the whole time she wants a work visa and he said he applied for it and it's just not going through.
He never applied for it, intentionally making her unable to do anything. So in the year before her death, he would financially control her a lot to the point where she was selling her clothes and selling clothes like online and painting friends houses just so she could buy
groceries because brad's allowance wasn't covering shit this is now it's not even just her like you know more jewelry and paintings for you you can't buy groceries for the house it's crazy and you turned her into a handyman yeah that's yeah she's got to go around fucking changing people's light Fucking bulbs and switching out ceiling fans to make a living.
This is nuts.
So Brad would fill her car up with a limited amount of gas to ensure she couldn't get farther away than he wanted her to be, basically. What? That's a different level of control.
Truly. Giving her a quarter tank.
Wow. And hacking her emails too, obviously.
We knew about that.
I guess, by the way, an ex-girlfriend of Brad's at this point, because the divorce stuff was going on,
an ex-girlfriend of Brad's from Calgary came forward and filed an affidavit describing him as emotionally abusive and mentally cruel.
This is to support Nancy.
The affidavit read, I have never before and have never again been in a relationship with someone who treated me so poorly.
He's the worst.
She said that at the end of their relationship, she feared for her safety. Friends in Carrie always said, her one friend said, quote, this is about Nancy.
She would sleep in the girls with the girls in her room with the car keys in her pants pocket and the bedroom door locked from brad just in case ready to make a fucking run for it um which sounds i've that's familiar i've been there as a child i used to keep i had a i had a little go bag packed like dexter i had that when i was eight because things were things were unstable and we'd be fucking taken off sometimes at two in the morning so i i wanted to have the shit I needed. Like I got to have at least the outfit I want, like my best wrestling figures in there, stuff like that.
Like that's, yeah, so that's a shit feeling is what I'm getting at. Brad admits that their relationship had soured toward the end here.
And he said he tried to help out more at home. He said, tried to.
She complained a lot, and he said he tried to take it to heart. He said, I love Nancy very much, and I want to stay married to her.
That's what he told people. I just love her.
So early July 2008, Nancy's family, the Rentses, take Nancy and the two children on a family vacation to South Carolina, to Hilton Head. Yeah, yeah.
They come down to visit. And yes, early July 2008, late June into early July, they said that Nancy had faded into an unrecognizable person.
She wasn't her outgoing self. She was just a different person.
Her parents said that something had changed they could tell uh they got a lawyer for nancy they hired one for her at that point and were making plans to try to figure out how to get her out of the house or buy out brad's share or whatever they're like we're gonna help you get the fuck out of this relationship because it's it's completely just diminishing you to nothing here as far as your personality goes and everything.
So the mom said she was going to go to Carrie and help her out.
When they said goodbye to her at the airport, Nancy was sobbing saying, Mom, I just want to go home.
So, yeah, that's what she did.
And she ends up going home to her Carrie home here.
They said on the vacation, she talked about separating from Brad pretty much the whole time. Yeah, because this is the most horrific, toxic horse shit.
It's just a mess. Yeah, and it's eating her from the inside, and it's now manifesting on the outside.
She said, Dad, I'm through. I need to get out of this situation.
It's not great for the kids. It's certainly not great for me.
No me no it's bad for your your yeah this is a now protect your kids situation here so nancy returned to carrie though she called her father and left a message about what a shithole the home was when she got back she was gone for like a week and change and came back and the house was fucking trashed like yeah frat parties on fr. Like a frat lived there, basically.
A part of the message said, I've been furious all night last night and today. I'm so furious how disgusting the house was when I got home.
There was food and ants in the kitchen. Ants? He just left food out on the counter, didn't clean anything.
He just lived like a complete slob for a week and a half. Wow.
So Friday, July 11, 2008, Nancy gets up by 5 a.m., which is what she normally does. She has plans to go running with her friend, Carrie Clark.
The two of them were training together for the half marathon, but Nancy didn't feel like running that morning. So she called her friend and canceled.
And she said, you know, I'll talk to you soon. We'll schedule something else.
But today I can't do it. So later that morning, she took Katie and Bella to a community pool at her friend's neighborhood, her friend Hannah.
She stopped by a deli on the way to grab lunch for everyone. Isn't that nice? Pick up sandwiches for the crew here.
The girls swam and played while Nancy and Hannah had a chat there. She was complaining about Brad, of course.
Yeah. The shit part is her friends kind of have to get tired of hearing about it after a while.
Of course, yeah. Even though you want to help your friend and everything, after a while you're like, oh, here we go again.
This is all we're going to talk about. Okay.
Yeah. At some point you go, it's enough.
Just one night. Don't't talk about it yeah let's just try to forget um how he forgot to leave her cash as part of their agreed upon budget that day he was supposed to leave cash she called brad at work a few times to remind him that he'd forgotten and he offered to leave work and bring her some cash but nancy told him don't bother never mind well stop calling me well then why'd you call me yeah i'll come bring you some no never mind then calling me.
Well, then why'd you call me then? Yeah. I'll come bring you some.
No, never mind.
Then why are we on the phone? Why'd you call? Again. So whenever, this is the thing, what leads to a divorce can be someone's fault.
Yeah. But what happens during all this shit, everyone's at fault.
Everyone turns into an asshole. That's the thing.
so she takes the girls mid-afternoon, takes the girls, heads home to get ready for a neighborhood party that they're going to that night. There's a big barbecue across the street at Craig and Diana Duncan's house.
Oh. Oh, boy.
She, Nancy, had offered to cook ribs for the party. That's her gig here.
So she stopped at the grocery store on her way home to buy ribs. So she's bought lunch and ribs so far.
She had some cash on her. So she made the ribs at home.
And as she did, she spoke with her twin sister, Krista, on the phone. And, you know, they're chit-chatting here.
And Nancy spoke on the phone also to Hannah. And she continued preparing for the party.
She told Hannah that she'll talk to her the next day about maybe going to the
pool again. See what's going
on. She finished cooking.
She gets dressed.
She has a sundress
which is teal with black flowered
print and flip flops and she
and the girls head across the street at about 6 o'clock
to the cookout.
Now, she's
one of the first to arrive at
the party because she lives across the street and she also has ribs. You want to get those in there.
So everybody, it's a potluck. So everybody's bringing dishes here.
On that night here, she's upset about her husband still. And she's talking about that as soon as she gets over to the Duncan's house.
And, you know, they're waiting for Brad to get here. Brad gets here at approximately 6.30 p.m.
because he's working that day. It's a Friday.
So he gets there. Over the course of the night, she mentions that Brad is on kid duty this weekend, and I'm not dealing with the kids here at this party.
So she's hanging out and doing shit, doing shit and he is like pushing them on the swings and taking them and feeding them you know a lot of sometimes sometimes couples do that like you're on kid duty and i'm not tonight or whatever which is that's tough but when they're out in public together yeah yeah that's tough so but i mean however you parse out the fucking the duties i. I don't know.
So this is how this is all going. One of the hosts, Diana, the neighbor, she said that she was surprised that Nancy basically was in a dispute with Brad in public.
She said they never fought in public, but they were fighting there. All night they were fighting here.
She said that this Duncan lady said that she had moved here too. She wasn't a native of Carrie either.
She said that during this whole barbecue Nancy was telling her that she was having an I hate Brad day. She told her neighbor that she wanted a divorce and she wants to move back to Canada with her daughters.
This was even before Brad Cooper arrived at the party. She recalls Nancy saying, I hate you, Brad Cooper.
I hate you. I hate you.
I hate you. Then Duncan said, she clenched her fists and spat the words out.
Like really hates him. She really hates him.
She's mad. When Brad arrived at the party, the host recalled seeing the couple huddled off to the side in what looked to be a heated confrontation during this.
Now, during the party as well, Brad makes plans to play tennis the following morning with a guy named Mike Hiller. They hadn't had the opportunity to play in a while.
Brad had cancelled on Mike in the past due to Nancy not being home to watch the children and them fighting basically. So Mike even took the added measure of asking Nancy is Brad available tomorrow to play tennis just to make sure.
So she said fine so Brad and Mike agreed on a time of 9 o'clock the next morning. They also made plans with that couple, Mike Hiller and his wife, Laura, to get together the following evening to play sequence.
So they're going to play tennis that morning and then they're going to have them over for dinner. They've been friends with them for years here.
So Brad leaves with the two daughters about 8 p.m. from the barbecue.
So he's only there about an hour and a half.
He's probably tired from chasing fucking toddlers around. Nancy stays late to mainly complain about Brad.
Any of the neighbors that stay behind, it's just a circle with her talking about Brad. And she's loosening up a lot as the party goes on, talking a lot more shit.
her friend said Nancy ate
ribs, pita chips and dipped that night
and had four or five glasses of wine and some beer. That's a lot.
She's not a big woman. She's not a big woman.
So this is her party night. She's getting down here.
She said that Nancy stayed until after midnight at the house over there. They, they said, you know, they said goodbye and she left to walk across the street.
And the barbecue host said that all the lights were off at the Cooper house when she was going across the street. Like, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's asleep over there. So when she got home, she looked in on Brad and the girls.
He fell asleep in their room and, um, I guess they would take turns sleeping with the girls there. So Brad, I guess, had told someone that he saw her silhouette look in the room and then he fell back asleep.
He said he was awakened by Katie crying at 4 a.m. so he took her downstairs so she wouldn't wake the older daughter.
That's how that goes. This is the 12th.
Now he says that Nancy left about 7 a.m. to go jogging.
Yeah. Wearing a white t-shirt with a sports bra underneath it.
Okay. She was scheduled.
Nancy was supposed to paint a dining room for her friend Jessica Adam later that morning, but she never showed up. This is about like she was going to jog and then like eight o'clock she was going to go over and paint.
Now she tried this. Jessica Adam tried to call Nancy on her cell phone and then at her home too.
Now Brad answered the house phone and told Jessica that she went running with a friend that morning. I don't know where the hell she is.
So Jessica calls nine one one, which seems a bit preemptive. I would say it's a, it's a, it's a leap, sure.
It's a bit of a leap here. She calls, and they said, too, in the recording, she's like breathless, in a panic on the phone.
Not just like, you know, this is weird. I don't know.
Just maybe keep an eye out for her. She's like, oh, my God.
Oh, my God. She's freaking out.
She said Nancy was supposed to be at her house at 8 a.m. and hadn't shown up.
And they're like, okay. Okay.
She's an adult. So your friend didn't show up to paint your dining room.
What about when you asked her to help you move? Was she on time for that, too? God forbid if she doesn't show up to help you move, you're really, wow, they must be fucking dead somewhere. Yeah.
So, you know, and's and she said well it's not like nancy to miss plans um so she called the house at 9 30 is when she had called the house and talked to brad and brad said she wasn't home hannah called a short time later and brad told her the same not home don't know she went out jogging she doesn't tell me everything she does i have no idea what she's doing. Yeah.
So when she is Jessica's on the phone with nine one one, the operator requested details about Nancy. And this is what she says.
Rather than give all the details that she's asked, she says, quote, she was expected here no later than nine o'clock to help me with a project. And then she also has another appointment with a friend.
Her name is Hannah, who just called me on the other line hysterical because she's also now having the same thought that I am about her husband. If he's done something and I don't know, I mean, God forbid, but then she says, I don't know what I should do.
Her husband and her are living together, but they're in the middle of divorce. And he is and then she just keeps humming and doesn doesn't know what to do so the operator 911 operator tells jessica to give it some time we're talking about an adult if this was a four-year-old we'd get right on it but this is an adult woman who's a 45 minutes late to your house let's fucking take a chill pill there just just happens to be going through a divorce yes and just might need a drive or just or just, you know, whatever, clear her head.
So she said, call back in an hour if, you know, nothing happens here. Yeah.
But as soon as that call ended, Jessica immediately calls her friend Mary Anderson to drive her to the Cooper home because she was too distraught to drive. She can't even drive.
She's so distraught. We have no idea.
She's literally 45 minutes late and she can't even drive. She's so distraught.
We have no idea. She's literally 45 minutes late, and she can't even drive.
She's so distraught. Has she ever planned a dinner party or anything? That's what I mean.
Oh, they're late. Oh, God, Jesus.
Call the cops. Every fucking time she has a party, every cops are called 17 times.
What are they, with the Donner party? Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Somebody's eating all of them. Oh, no.
The Johnsons aren't here. Oh, Jesus.
Help us. So they didn't go on the routes where Nancy would typically run to look for her.
They went to the house here. Now, yeah.
A Carrie police officer arrives. She tells him that Nancy was expected at her house to paint.
And now the neighbors and friends start gathering around the house, too, because they see cops out there. Jessica now is in the middle of their front yard with cops and half the neighborhood around, out of breath, losing her mind, begins screaming, quote, I know Brad did this.
Made her 45 minutes late? Yes. So, I mean, Jesus, this is a lot man yeah um they call her parents who were at a funeral in edmonton oh my god and the father ignored the calls because there's at a funeral and the calls kept coming so incessantly that he had to pick it up and it was their daughter Krista telling them that she got a call from Jessica saying that Nancy's missing.
As they left the church, Gary said to his wife, Donna, this story's not going to have a happy ending.
No shit.
So Jessica's on the war path, okay?
She now gets in two huge arguments with the Cooper's friends over this because they're all going, hey, calm down a minute. And she's like, no, you don't understand.
I can't calm down till I see your face. So she got in an argument with Mike Morwick when she instructed him on how to handle children during a crisis.
Mike's wife, Clea, was caring for the Cooper children while Brad deals with the cops and talks to them and tries to figure out where his wife is. So she is then telling this woman how to deal with the kids.
Well, you can watch them then if you want to. So Mike, the husband in the situation, was annoyed with her and told her to shut the fuck up, basically.
He said, stop trying to take control of the kids. We're watching the kids.
Don't worry about it. Worry about yourself.
So Jessica had another heated discussion now with Mike Hiller the guy who was supposed to play tennis with brad yeah so by that time she told everyone that she could possibly think of that she had contacts for in her goddamn phone that nancy was expected at her house that morning to paint but mike told jessica that didn't make any sense because i had plans to play play tennis with brad and i talked to nancy last fucking night and said, Brad's going to be available at 9 a.m., right? And she said, yes, no problem. So I don't think you I think you mixed your plans with Nancy up, basically.
Had to. Yes.
So he even said he even said she confirmed to my face that she'd be watching the children tomorrow while he played tennis. She never mentioned she had
painting plans or anything like
that. So Jessica burst out
and said, I know he fucking did it.
Starts screaming in this guy's face.
She then told Mike
not to talk to the police
and that she would be the point
person on this whole thing since
she was the one who called the cops.
So you stay out of this. You don't go tell the cops that Brad didn't kill her.
I'll tell Brad that she's dead. I'll tell the cops Brad killed her and she's dead.
Thank you. So he's now, she's accusing Brad of killing her and harming her, hiding her or something.
She also made more statements during another 911 call. She referenced that Nancy would run with Carrie, but then it sounded like she said used to run with her on the recording.
She used to run with her, meaning she's not around anymore, which is very weird. Very bizarre, yeah.
She mentioned that it was odd that Brad would call and ask for Carrie's number as well.
I don't know why that would be odd.
Yeah.
She said, do you have this, he said, do you have this person's number, who my wife is supposed to be running with? Which makes all this, that's what anybody would do, I would think. So Jessica also said that it was odd that Nancy didn't tell her about any plans to run, but that didn't make sense because they don't really run together a lot, two it's nancy runs on her own she runs on her own so it's like we don't and the cops go yeah none of this is a red flag for us basically all the shit you're telling us just sounds like an adult woman is doing something for two hours so this is all very normal and you're out of your fucking mind basically like calm down jessica karen's do karen things you're being a real jessica right now yeah you're doing way too much jessica shit right now this is calm down you're having a full jess out at the moment you need to calm the fuck down you're really jessing it up you're jessing out hard right now so brad tells police you know she left shortly after seven to go jog.
And that's what happened. And he said, OK, now this immediately gets into the press.
She's 34 years old, blonde, attractive, affluent and missing mom and a mom. Fucking, as you know, that'll blow right up in the sky, especially in Cary, North Carolina.
That is tabloid fodder right there. That's fantastic.
No shit. So the town tries to calm everybody down.
There's a statement. The general public is not concerned about whether a drug dealer kills another drug dealer.
People are concerned about the things that happen in their neighborhood or to people who are in the same station in life or the same socioeconomic position. This is the assistant district attorney said this.
We don't give a
shit about people who aren't just like us is what
he just said. That's who gets
their attention. He said there's a lot
of people that jog and carry and all over
the country and you know everybody who
goes out jogging is thinking what happened to
this woman? This man says she
went out for a run.
Then the chief here
Chief Bazemore publicly
states that this is an isolated incident
and that joggers are safe and don't worry about it. Don't worry about a thing.
All good, basically. Then there is a rumor here.
During one of the press conferences with this Chief Bazemore, a reporter asks if she could confirm a rumor that Brad had purchased bleach at four o'clock in the morning the day nancy disappeared whose rumor is that that i don't know i wonder um that this has jessica's fucking fingerprints all over no i don't have no idea i'm just kidding chief responded that she couldn't confirm or deny the report even though she even though that it wasn't true she said I can't confirm or deny anything. So now she already knew that that wasn't true.
He did purchase some kind of, as we'll talk about, he purchased Tide laundry detergent that morning, but not bleach. And it wasn't at 4 a.m.
It was between 6 and 7. All right.
So a lot of people will always believe that Brad purchased bleach because that was what was out first. What was said, yeah.
And people never forget that shit. Now, they talked to Dunkin's, the Dunkin's, the barbecue hosts here.
And the Diana Duncan said that she first heard Nancy was missing by a crowd gathering outside their house after this woman had gone. She went to get her eyebrows waxed, nails done, and a trip to the farmer's market.
Holy shit. How suburban fucking lady are you? Oh, my God.
With a wide-brim hat and a vanilla latte. Oh, just pulling on up with a big bag of fucking asparagus just ready to go.
This is fresh. Brad Duncan the woman here she pulls in
and now she can really see because her eyebrows have been whacked she's got nothing nothing in her way here you know she said that brad was acting odd she said his reactions looked false they looked acted at some point during the day brad asked duncan the across the street, to come over to the Cooper house and look for the dress that Nancy had on in the cookout the day before. Now, Duncan said she and Brad searched the house for a black dress, and police officers wanted to let the search dogs sniff the dress before they started the hunt for Nancy.
But before Nancy, Nancy had the problem is she didn't wear a black dress. Remember, she wore a green dress with black pattern on it.
Right. So it's different.
And she had a sports bra under a white shirt the day before, right? That morning when she went out running. Right, yeah.
So this Duncan lady said she thought Brad was intentionally misleading her about the dress.
She said she couldn't recall what Nancy was wearing that night, even later on seeing the dress she had on, the teal green dress.
She said she still wasn't certain what she had on that night.
Now there's Bella.
Remember Cleo Morwick?
She is one of the targets of Jessica's rage as not tending to the children properly during the situation. She was watching the two children on the afternoon of July 12th while this was going on.
And at some point, Bella, who's four and a half at the time, she's the older one, told Cleo that she saw her mother that morning and she was wearing black shorts and a white T-shirt.
Okay.
She said, I saw mommy this morning. That's what she had on.
Police didn't interview Bella, though, at that time. They just figured she's four and a half.
She's a little dummy. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. She doesn't know shit.
She doesn't know shit. So, yeah, nothing.
And, you know, a kid's going to lose their memory pretty quick of shit. So she said this was around she said it around five o'clock p.m.
She told the the the lady and then the lady went and got a cop and was like, she just told me this just so you know. So that was Detective Dismukes wrote that down.
Clea, she said, quote, Clea told me around five p.m. today she spoke with the oldest daughter, Bella, and asked her if she saw her mommy today.
Clea told me she asked Bella what her mommy was wearing when she saw her today. Clea reported Bella told her mommy that mommy was wearing black shorts and a white t-shirt.
That's from the actual incident report of the police report. Her husband and elder child saw her leaving for her run Saturday morning.
Also on there. Now, the cops never spoke directly to Bella, or if they did, it's not in any of the reports anywhere, which is very strange, I would say here.
But anyway, NBC News now. Now this is getting national now.
They don't even know where she is. They say now, this is a quote from NBC News, quote, in fact, police have yet to confirm that she actually left her home that morning at 7am as her husband stated.
Oh, we don't even know if she did. NBC news is saying they think Brad might've killed her.
Basically. We don't even know if she left the house.
They're throwing some shit out there. Willy.
No. Oh yeah.
Said, where are the witnesses independent of her husband who saw her leave or enter another car or simply walk down the street that Saturday morning. Now they said and then NBC News continued.
Now unconfirmed reports are circulating that Brad may have purchased bleach as early as 4 a.m. the day Nancy was reported missing.
Wester Holt take it easy. Fucking calm down.
Now here's another little discrepancy that comes around. I'm going to show you a picture of a bed.
See that bed? Yeah. Okay.
That looks, what, slept in I would say? Both sides, yeah. Both sides, okay.
Just checking because The whole bed. Detective Daniels wrote in his report that the bed did not appear to have been slept in.
What the fuck kind of shithole does he live in? I don't understand. What are you sleeping on top of, newspapers or something? The covers, and I'll put it on social media, but the covers are all pulled back.
Like people just threw the covers off and then got out. The pillows are like askew and mashed in and the sheets are ruffled.
Like it looks real like some new and fresh made weird detective daniels wrote this on uh the on this day referring to the bed that the bed did not look slept in um when asked he testified later that uh it looked as if someone had sat in it and when they asked the detective who first got there wrote note about it, he said he sat on the bed. Why would you sit on the bed, you fucking idiot? Yeah, why would you touch anything? And didn't document that he sat in it.
Didn't come out until later. Then he took a photo of the bed.
And the bedding would later be sent to the Bureau of Investigation for bodily fluid and fiber analysis. And this guy didn't bother to tell anybody that he contaminated it by sitting on it.
And it's the marital bed so there's going to be some There's going to be some stains. There's going to be some kind of stains.
So now she doesn't come home the rest of the 12th. Gone.
Not there. For days the friends searched for the couple.
They go through the woods and lakes and all the routes that they might have jogged on and everything else. I mean, between her and her friend's subdivision, which is six miles away.
Basically, they cover everything in between there. They put flyers up as well here.
Missing flyers, as we'll talk about. A lot of those.
And we're going to talk about also what Brad's story is, and we'll get to that because I know I purposely haven't said that yet. He has a detailed blow-by-blow of what happened that morning.
So we'll talk about that. Now, missing flyers go up.
They're posted throughout the town, handed out during coordinated search efforts on Sunday and Monday, July 13th and 14th. Police began receiving calls from people immediately who believed they saw Nancy.
Oh. So that's interesting.
16 people reported seeing a jogger resembling Nancy Cooper. Some were 150% positive it was Nancy, they said, because they knew Nancy.
So they knew who the fuck she was. 150% positive.
150%. Some of the people said, I don't know if it was Nancy.
It was a woman in a white T-shirt. It's a gal.
Yeah. And the other people said, I know Nancy.
Some people say they waved to Nancy and she waved back. Oh.
Hi, Nancy. Hi, so-and-so.
That's Nancy. That seems like Nancy.
Details from witnesses including clothing descriptions, build, hair colors, specific locations, times, and even exchanged greetings. Four people also provided information about a white and maroon van that was going around the area.
This is starting to sound familiar? Jogging vans. Missing women.
Did she happen to have a golden retriever with her? I was going to say, she had a golden retriever and if she's nine months pregnant, this is we're looking for Scott Peterson here. Or there's a serial killer who does the same thing every day.
Same shit. It's like, oh, good idea.
This is right around, you know, that happened ten years before this. So Rosemary Zednick lived in the same neighborhood as the Coopers.
She didn't know Nancy, but she was certain she saw her that morning. She described how she was walking her dog and came face-to-face with Nancy as she jogged by.
Rosemary said hello to Nancy, and Nancy said hi and continued jogging. When Rosemary saw the flyer, she became very concerned.
In fact, she was so positive she saw Nancy, she called police several times, and no one ever followed up with her.
She had to keep calling and calling.
Another similarity. Now, Rosemary contacted later on attorneys here to give them the information because the cops didn't talk to her.
They met with her and discussed the details. There's a lot of people like this.
OK, here is a Ms. White advised that she was running on Cary Parkway around 0800 hours when she saw a slight woman wearing a white hat, light blue top and gray shorts behind her and gaining.
Ms. White advised that she turned on to lock me and was heading home.
She did not see the other runner behind her and assume she went straight toward Holly Springs Road. That doesn't exactly jibe with the description of what she was wearing.
Another person, Mike Pashby, said that he saw a female runner with the same build of Ms. Cooper running south on the northbound lanes of Kildare Farm Road Bridge.
She was just south of the bridge when he saw her. This was around 915 to 930.
Could not provide clothing description. Now, there's a lot of joggers, by the way.
That's the other thing. Another one, Diane Costello.
She said around 935, she was traveling north on Kildare Farm Road when she saw a jogger she thought to be Ms. Cooper jogging against traffic on Kildare Farm Road at the bridge under construction.
She said the jogger was wearing a white T-shirt.
Valerie Wentzel called and stated she was jogging at approximately 810 southbound on Kildare near the Wendy's. She said, I made contact with Ms.
This is Ms. Wentzel.
She advised that she saw Ms.
Cooper that morning around 810 to 820, described her as a tall, thin female with a ponytail wearing shorts and a shirt. She saw her running southbound on the northbound side of Kildare Farm Road.
Another one, Eddie Wong, said that she was walking her dog, Edie Wong, was walking her dog on the trail in Hemlock Bluffs Nature Preserve when she saw someone that looked like Ms. Cooper.
She thinks the subject was wearing a white T-shirt with pink trim and that her hair was pulled back. Keith Roberts, walking his dog, saw someone matching Ms.
Cooper's description, called and left a message, called back again and told dispatch he thinks he saw the missing person on LeVar Road east from Kildare Farm Road. She told him that he had a cute dog and she passed.
So Nancy said, hey, cute dog. He also stated that he did not want anyone else to call him back.
Don't leave me alone, by the way. I gave you all my info.
That's all I've got. Don't call back.
Jesus Christ. Another woman here said, or a guy, Mr.
Thompson, stated that he and his friend were fishing at Lake Lockmere on Saturday while they were loading their fishing boat onto the trailer at the boat ramp when they saw a female jogger on Lockmere Drive. The female was about the same height as the missing Nancy Cooper.
The female was wearing a white baseball cap and white tank top. The female was running on Lockmere Drive toward Cary Parkway and she was running alone.
A Sylvia Hink said between 7 and 8 o'clock she was sitting on her front porch reading her newspaper
when she noticed two white female
joggers. She stated they were not jogging
together. The jogger in front was
wearing light blue shorts, but she couldn't remember what
the second jogger was wearing except something light.
So there's
that. Curtis Hodges said
he called the cops to report that he may have
seen a missing person, which is
Nancy. He stated he saw a female running on Kildare Farm Road.
Some woman was running on Kildare Farm Road. There was certainly a jogger.
For sure. 100% there's a jogger.
Heading outbound and was near the golf course. He stated he saw a picture of the woman posted and is positive it was her.
He stated that she was wearing a white tank top and black shorts. Okay.
Another person said that they were driving through Regency Parkway 7.55 a.m. and stated while traveling there, observed a white female with dirty blonde hair wearing a baseball cap with her ponytail coming out the back, wearing white shorts with maybe a tight sleeveless shirt.
She advised that after seeing Nancy's twin sister on television, she remembered seeing the female jogger because she said holy shit that lady looks like that yeah does she look like this lady that's better than a photograph if you have a best don't if they're gonna like door to door with a picture just send the twin with them have you seen another one of these exact just exact replica of this put her in the same clothes and have her jog by and be like did it look like that? That's the greatest shit. Yes.
I would do that with twins on everything if it was possible here. Another Beth Fenton was certain she saw Nancy on the morning of July 12th, but the time the detective finally spoke with her was months later.
And yeah, she said that a white female wearing a white t-shirt with black stripes going down the side. She stated the female was wearing black shorts, a white sun visor and light colored tennis shoes.
She said that she was about five, seven, 120 pounds. Interesting.
Now, one one of the police officers here that was one of the first to arrive at the home the day Nancy disappeared was Daniel Hayes.
He reported he saw a woman who looked like Nancy.
Oh, even the police see it.
Jogging in the bike lane at 7 a.m. while he was on his patrol.
This was the same location where Rosemary, the one woman, reported seeing Nancy as well.
Officer Hayes wrote about this in a report after seeing a photo of Nancy in the Cooper home. That's when he saw a photo.
He's like, oh, that's that lady I saw this morning. I saw her.
Oh, shit. So that's very interesting.
Although two and a half years later when it comes up in court he never mentions that. No? He said finally I also remembered, this is from his report that when I first started my shift I was traveling east on Lockmere Drive at about 7 a.m.
I had just passed the first lake off Lockmere when I noticed a white female runner was heading west toward Lockmere Drive running in the bicycle lane wearing a light blue tank top, matching shorts, light brown hair, ponytail. At the time, I thought nothing of it except wondering why is she running in the bike lane and not on the sidewalk.
Right. So there's a lot of people who said they saw her.
Now let's start with, much like Lacey Peterson, let's start with the van sightings. Lots of van sightings, okay? By the evening of July 11th, which is the night before, there were already independent reports.
This is before she went missing. While they were at the barbecue, people are calling the cops saying there was four independent reports about suspicious vans in the area.
Really? The night before. The descriptions weren't exact.
Some described a white work truck. Others described a white and maroon van.
But everybody said that there was suspicious activities going on with these vans. Okay.
Here. Brad actually informed Detective Daniels that Nancy had mentioned an attempted abduction of a jogger from a van.
As well. He stated about two months ago, Nancy had told him someone in a van tried to kidnap a jogger, and he stated that she had not been involved in this and had only heard about it secondhand, which, I mean, Christ almighty, she could have read that on fucking Facebook.
You know what I mean? Nancy also mentioned something about a red van to Diana Duncan and some other friends. This is right out of Nancy's mouth.
So it was interesting. There were email warnings between them to be careful when jogging alone.
So they asked Nancy, did she ever tell you she heard someone in a red van tried to abduct a female jogger? And she said, yeah, it rings a bell when you say it, but I didn't remember it before you asked. Following are the witness descriptions here.
Jan Boyer, 8.45 p.m. Friday night, the 11th, barbecue night.
While walking her dog, she saw what she described as a white truck heading toward the cul-de-sac where later on toward a cul-de-sac, the van had no headlights. She noticed and thought that was odd because there was nothing back where the van was driving and it was dark and the headlights were off.
So that seemed odd. Nothing good going on there.
Dale Kurbritz said just past midnight on that night, Friday night, the 11th. So into the morning of the 12th.
Dale awoke to the sound of his doorbell, which would ring when his outer storm door was open. So he had like one of those.
He went to see who was there and saw a white van behind some bushes, then noticed someone speeding away in the van down the street at a high speed with the lights off. Who just opened my fucking storm door? Tried to just see if the door was open, apparently.
Oh, oh boy he called police and requested patrols of the neighborhood the police were called at 12 17 a.m so this is three and a half hours after the last sighting uh curtis hodges at 7 10 a.m the morning nancy went missing 10 minutes after brad said she left yeah he noticed a woman jogger near Lockmere Golf Course,
then saw a van driving toward him.
As it got close to the woman, it did a U-turn.
When he checked his rearview mirror, there was no sign of the van,
so it continued in that direction.
It did not appear to be traveling in his same direction,
which would have been expected in a U-turn.
Later, he saw the missing flyer of Nancy Cooper
and was positive she was the woman that he saw.
By the time the detectives talked to him a couple months later, though, he said he was 90% sure. He described the van as an older model, reddish and white, maroon and white, with two Hispanic men in the van.
And then Sylvia Hink said about 9 a.m. the next day, day after Nancy went missing, the 13th, she was walking in her neighborhood when she noticed a maroon van parked at the intersection of Belmont Forest and Fielding Drive.
Two Hispanic men were leaning against it. She found it odd because it was a Sunday and there was no work going on.
And obviously, she said, obviously, these two Mexicans in a van don't live in my neighborhood. So I didn't see anything to paint for them.
They should be in church today. Yeah.
I said, trabajo, and they gave me a fucking shoulder shrug. I said, okay.
So psychic here comes in. All right.
The morning of the 13th. This is about 24 hours after it said she walked out of the house.
There's already a psychic involved.
That's how big this thing blew up.
The psychics don't come in until after the news has blown it up so they can make a name for themselves.
Or until after the crime scene investigators are already thoroughly exhausted.
Yeah, one of those.
But she's in there immediately.
Detective Daniels sent three officers to the Lockmere golf course on a tip they received from the psychic. Hey, everybody.
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So now back to the show. One of Nancy's friends, Desiree gave the detectives the contact information for the psychic Brenda shoulders.
And this prompted a police search for the body at for a body or Nancy or something at the Lockmere golf course in the culverts. It occurred at a time when they had already received calls from multiple people talking about they saw her jogging.
So they were following the tip from a psychic, though. Now, July 14th, William Boyer is walking his dog on Fielding Drive at approximately seven o'clock in the evening as he approached the cul-de-sac of an undeveloped area.
It's a new construction area. So there's really just nothing there.
Construction sites, basically. He heard squawking and saw buzzards in the trees and vultures swarming around.
So he assumed there was a deer carcass nearby, as I would too, in my woods. So he continued walking and noticed what he thought was a deer, but then he came closer and realized it was a human body visible from the street.
He ran away to find his phone to call 911, and first responders arrive at the scene. And this is the same location, by the way, where this guy's wife, Jan Boyer, reported seeing the suspicious white work truck heading into this cul-de-sac with its lights off the night before Nancy disappeared.
Same exact cul-de-sac that it was going to. Oh, boy.
Now, so he calls 911. And the 911 operator said, do you think she's beyond any help? And the guy said, I think she's dead.
I mean, there's fucking vultures around. It turns out that it is Nancy that they find.
Oh, no. Her body is face down with the upper body in a drainage pond.
Really? Her body had no clothing except for her sports bra that had been rolled up kind of under. So it came up under her armpits.
Like she'd been dragged and it rolled. Um, detective dis mucs and Daniels went to the Cooper home to tell Brad that a body had been discovered and they think it's Nancy.
Now, um, like we said, searches were coordinated all over the place. Before.
There was already a website set up by Brett Adam and Diana Duncan to communicate with the volunteers. Like this was a coordinated effort.
They didn't just go out willy nilly. Brett was Jessica, Jessica Adam, the one who called 911.
Brett Adam is Jessica's husband. The last phone call received by Nancy the night before her disappearance was from Brett Adam's cell phone at 1235 p.m.
On July 4th, that was then. Now, at 1235 p.m.
on July 14th, Brett posted on the website, this is before the body's found, I just got finished updating the search map we're maintaining on Google. It shows the area that has been covered by volunteers reporting into both the Java Jive and Lifetime Fitness search coordination points.
If you've independently searched any area, please let us know via the contact forms below so we can keep focus on new areas that have zero coverage. Okay.
Now, that's interesting. Now, so think about that.
Now, Brett's post also said also said of course the police will tell you searching twice or more is standard practice so it's certainly not a waste of effort to look again especially relevant given the heavily wooded areas and many small gullies involved in much of the search area which is exactly where they found her nowully. Perform an autopsy.
She's been strangled, Nancy.
That's the cause of death.
So hard, the bone in her neck broke.
The hyoid bone broke.
She only wore the tangled sports bra and one diamond earring.
Okay.
No signs of sexual assault.
Oh.
Okay. Now, Dr.
John Butts performs the autopsy. Sure.
Of course he does. You know which part of the body he goes for first.
First, yeah. He described the death as a homicide caused by asphyxiation from strangulation.
He said there's a faint linear mark across the central neck in the area of the thyroid prominence approximately 1.3 inches in length, and the trachea contains a small amount of fluid and debris. This indicates that she was strangled by an object such as a thin rope causing a linear mark, though he said that there's no ligature mark.
It's just a linear mark. Yeah.
Now, the debris found in the trachea can indicate that she was face down while gasping for air and breathed in dirt or water. That's possible.
Sure. Another section of the report describes dirt caked on her knees and parts of her legs.
Later, an SBI chemist examined the fingernail scrapings and also found debris under the nails.
But wait till we tell you about the chemist.
Holy shit.
Oh, no, that's a different thing.
Never mind.
All of these things pointed to her having been killed outside, either at the location where
found or any
location where dirt was present.
A lot of dirt on her.
Outdoors.
But if she was dragged, it would make the bra go up and put dirt all over her also.
Yeah.
Also, the house that was left in disarray is a fucking pigsty too.
There could be dirt in there.
There could be dirt anywhere.
Exactly.
So they're thinking about all of that. They said they didn't analyze and collect the debris found in the trachea for some reason.
I don't know why. But there were a lot of things going on here.
Now, the Wake County Raleigh City County Bureau of Identification began investigating the crime scene. They diagrammed the location and position of the body and also drew the freshest tracks that led up to the body, marked the position of other items found near the body.
Two were electrical wires and a cigarette butt. Okay.
They also measured the wheelbase of tire tracks found near there by obviously checking that out. Now, none of the wheelbases match either Brad or Nancy's vehicles.
Okay. And all the footprints found around her are all too small to be.
Brad wears a 13. That's a big shoe.
That's the one I wear. You notice that footprint.
So they're all smaller, all the tracks around her that they can find. They never take casts of any of the tire tracks or the footprints around her, by the way.
Why?
Don't understand that.
Never plaster cast at all.
And also no detailed close-up photos were taken.
Okay.
And that's interesting.
So they also scoured the whole construction site where she was found hunting for anything.
Maybe she was taken behind a bunch of debris and attacked and then thrown here. Who knows? So the police say they have no suspects.
They also say that her death was not random and that Carrie's residents have nothing to fear. We don't know who did it but we're sure it was someone that really was pissed off at her so keep on jogging.
Incredibly targeted so don't worry. Maintain your halfathon training.
Keep doing it. Chief Pat Bazemore said, I'm extremely confident that we'll bring this case to justice.
Really? Okay. Interesting.
And the family's all there with the chief and everything like that. Jeff, who is Nancy's brother, said, we cannot possibly relay our thanks to volunteers who were tireless and tenacious in their efforts.
Now, Brad wasn't doing the searches because he has the kids. So he wasn't doing the searches.
But he also didn't come to the news conference either, the press conference. You can't bring the kids around that shit.
The police chief expected that he would be there. I think you could probably drop him off with a neighbor for an hour.
Probably get a sitter or something?
Yeah.
I got to do the press conference for my murdered wife if you could just. That happens to be your mother.
You know. Yeah.
You know, if you could just watch him for a minute. So police spent the day with Brad at home, and Brad gave them their permission to search the family's home and cars.
Later on, reporters questioned the police chief about Brad Cooper, asking her whether nancy cooper had asked him to move out whether the couple had separated their finances and whether he bought bleach all this shit can you give us the uh crime file and we can just read all that and we'd like to read everything now to everybody tell you what can we just have a trial like literally in the media the media? Can we do it right now, just at this press conference?
There are people at home that want to know everything.
So Bazemore said, we know that they were having marital difficulties, and that remains part of our investigation. Yeah.
And, yeah, one of the friends here, Morwick, the one who watched the kids, said, at this point, we do not want to jeopardize the investigation in any way, nor do we want the
hurtful images and stories to be propagated in a way that exacerbates an already incredibly difficult situation for those of us who are close to Nancy. Police say that Bradley was devastated when he learned his wife was dead and friends said they wrestled with how to tell their own children that Nancy's gone because they all loved her.
All the friends. Right, they knew her.
You could just tell her she moved back to Canada and nobody would. You know how she said A all the time at the end of everything she said? That means she's Canadian, and she went back there.
Loves Wayne Gretzky. You don't know who that is either? No, shit.
So Brad is certainly a suspect. Yeah.
They told him on July 14th after his wife was found about this and they told him a body was found. He was sitting at his dining room table.
He rubbed his forehead with his right hand and held his head with his left hand. And he told detectives that Nancy usually wore a red and black sports bra when she went out for runs.
Because that was just before they knew it was her. and the detectives had not told him that the woman found near the drainage ditch
had not told him that the woman found near the drainage ditch had nothing more than a sports bra. So they said he held his hair and he moaned.
The detective said, I did not see him cry. The groaning seemed a little strange and a little forced.
The detectives talked about photographs he took in the Cooper home the day that Nancy was was reported missing he said the day she was reported missing he recalled the tv in the den turned was turned to a golf match that afternoon that struck me as odd a lot of people just put tv on in the background for noise and it helps them so like i always whether i'm watching it or not i'm working with tvs on in the background i'm not even watching it i've gone through yeah i've gone through uh 10 seasons of family guide i've only seen a couple episodes yeah that's what i mean they're just shits on yeah and also they found it odd that when police came to the house they found brad cooper was cleaning in the middle of that when they got there oh cooper told detectives he'd been scrubbing the house while waiting for his wife to return from her run. He said that she came home from vacation with her family about a week before and she was fucking pissed to find the house was dirty.
So I'm trying to fucking be better, he told the cops. I got ants, guys.
Yeah, I got actual bugs in here and shit. I need to set up traps.
This is bad. So friends and family said they found it unlikely that he would clean up the house just to make Nancy happy.
Really? Now, investigators also noticed that Cooper had been cleaning the bathroom attached to the bedroom where his wife had allegedly been sleeping. An officer said he saw a dried stain on the bed sheet in that bedroom.
Again, that's two adults live there. Don't sniff that.
Anything. That could be literally anything.
We have no idea.
So he did also numerous loads of laundry in between the two days between the time his wife was reported missing and she was found.
Now, at the same time, I'm going to say, yeah, that's weird because it looks covering up.
But at the same time, he's used to working a corporate job every day and he has nothing to do so he might just be like busy work staying busy yeah yeah i don't know or he's covering something up we don't know um yeah so uh there he washed the teal green sundress that she had worn to the neighbor's cookout that's what the police say said he said he noticed a barbecue sauce stain on it so he washed it. But later on, it comes out at trial.
I don't think he did wash it. No, because it had deodorant stains on the armpit and it still had a grease stain on it.
Now, the grease stain might stay, but the deodorant stains will go away with a washing. They should.
Yeah. Unless they're with that yellow shit.
You know something? Yeah. This is just, you know, she's slapping some degree on that shit's gonna go away with the washing so uh the investigators go from room to room looking for clues they take photos uh the photos portrayed a cluttered house with scattered toys boxes and clothes in many rooms uh jessica adam the neighbor who called the cops and one being a real jessica she told investigators she noticed several things in the photos were different from the last time she'd been in the Cooper house.
Oh, really? She said a duck collection is missing from the table in the foyer. Duck collection? Fake ducks.
She's got fake ducks there. They're all there.
And bamboo was missing from a large red vase. There was bamboo sticks coming out of it.
Okay. Lots of clothes were hanging over the banister that had not been there the day before also.
Well, they might be drying if he's doing laundry and he might have some things that he doesn't want to shrink. As someone who's tall, there's stuff you don't want to shrink because then you can't wear it anymore.
The duck collection, by the way, they make a huge deal out of this. The ducks were later found in a box somewhere.
They were put put away just because Jessica hadn't been there that week to see every design update that they've made on their house.
Jessica is a pain in my ass right now.
I get that she's worried about her friend, but you got to stop Jessica so hard right now.
And some people.
Oh, God.
Some people put things up for like a week and then change their decoration.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or it's seasonal, too. I mean, what are we in? What is this? Fall.
Fall. Yeah.
So, I mean, no, it's July. It's the middle of summer.
Oh, there. I thought you were talking about us.
Yeah. No, no, no.
It's July. It's the middle of summer.
So maybe they were up for the fourth. I don't know.
Maybe those were up for spring. They could have been spring ducks.
Once the fourth hits, you go, we're definitely in the summer now.
We're past spring ducks.
And especially if it's like a mother duck and a bunch of little ducks, that's a spring decoration. They're all grown up.
That's it. They're flying on their own now.
So a photo of the inside of the BMW SUV that Nancy usually drove showed a purse on the floor and cash and a child's clothes on a seat. Jessica said she had seen a cell phone in the vehicle earlier that day, but Brad Cooper retrieved the phone from a drawer in the house for the cops.
A receipt from a kangaroo convenience store was on the seat of the BMW sedan
that Brad usually drove.
A floor mat was on the driveway
between the two BMWs.
That's weird.
Yes.
So Brad's story, here it is.
Okay.
4 a.m., he said that he's awakened
by the two-year-old, like we said.
He went downstairs to try to calm her down,
but they were out of milk. All out of milk.
Now, according to Brad, Nancy showed up right in the kitchen with him. She's an early riser, too.
And they took turns dealing with the daughter while also getting some laundry done. They're both always up.
She's up to go running. He usually starts working.
It's normal. So eventually they
realize that, look, we need to get milk. So Brad ends up going to the Harris Teeter store and there's video of him in there shortly after 6 a.m.
to get some milk. Soon after he returns, Nancy said, shit, we're out of detergent too.
I wanted to do another load. So he goes back to Harris theater to get detergent.
Again, with more footage of him
in there, he said that
he wanted to do another load so he goes back to harris teeter to get detergent again with more
footage of him in there um he said that um yeah while en route to the store nancy called him and asked him also to grab some naked green juice naked brand green green machine i believe it's called that one not my favorite one i like the citrus the vitamin c one is good look at you love that shit it's good shit so
further get a
naked juice for Bella. She likes the older daughter, likes it.
She's giving nakeds to four-year-olds? That's like a $4.59 drink. I'm not giving a four-year-old that.
Yeah, that's a waste. Fuck that.
I feel like a four-year-old's kind of making their own vitamins enough, right? They don't need. You can have a cup of Tropicana.
I'm not buying you $7, 8-ounce, 12-ounce. No.
I'm an adult. I'm depleted.
Yeah, I have shit to do. You're full of vitamins.
There's vitamins falling on you at all times. So Brad enjoyed the drink, and soon Bella started asking for it, too, because she asked for sips of it.
Just what kids like dark green liquids to drink that's what all the little kids love yeah now um he said that he um later on he returned home took katie upstairs the younger daughter to his office to finish her bottle he heard nancy yell up and asked if he'd seen her shirt and then quickly said never mind have you seen my shirt oh shirt? Oh, never mind. Like, I found it.
So after that, he said he heard the door open and close at about 7 a.m. He said, that's when she went jogging.
She said she was going to go jogging. When she didn't return by 1230, he said that's when he started getting worried.
Jessica's bullshit he didn't care about. But 1230, he's like, okay, one runs for five and a half hours so right yeah that's when he started driving around and looking for he said and he said his wife was often gone for long stretches of time but not that long in a running running so he he told police he'd recently cleaned the trunk of his bmw because he had spilled gas in it oh so detectives found no odor of gas or cleaning solution in the trunk, but said it appeared to have been vacuumed.
The passenger compartment did not appear to have been recently vacuumed and was littered with paper. So nothing was put in there.
In the house, the cops found Nancy Cooper's cell phone, a key ring with her car and house keys on it. That's interesting.
You usually leave with your keys. The affidavit later noted that people who knew her well said Nancy Cooper kept her keys and cell phone with her at all times because she didn't want her husband going into her car where she kept her passport and divorce and custody papers.
She had like a little roaming office there. So police said that Nancy wrote about her husband's actions and those documents may have been in the car.
They also noted that when she was running, Nancy made a habit of clutching her keys between her fingers as every fucking woman on earth does.
And if you don't, you fucking better.
If you don't, you better or you're a bad bitch.
And that's cool, too.
Good for you.
I don't know if you're some like fucking professional Christy Martin or something out there.
No one wants to jump her while she's jogging.
She'll beat the living shit out of you in the street or our friend Mandy Maloon or something. She'll kick you right in the face.
She doesn't need her keys, but a lot of people do. So they said that's what she would use.
So for her to leave her keys at home wouldn't be normal. A detective observed that Brad Cooper had small red marks or scratches on his neck.
And they said he didn't explain the marks. The problem with that is if they're small red marks and you have a two-year-old, they're always, you're holding them, they're always scratching on you and grabbing you.
Even when you pick them up, they grab you around the neck. You always have marks on you from that.
If it's an adult fighting for their life, I would expect more than light. Those are scratches so um they said is your marriage okay and he said no it's pretty fucked up actually yeah he said i had an affair with one of my wife's best friends that pissed her off good yeah that'll do let me tell you that's not a good idea take it from me buddy so that drove him to marriage counseling he said but he eventually decided that their foundation was beyond repair so that spring they decided they'd separate share custody of the daughters and all that kind of thing sharing custody and they both hired lawyers and nitpicked over furniture and visitation schedules and all that kind of thing he said they slept in separate rooms.
Their finances were strained,
so he had to put her on an allowance,
one that she routinely blew through
by buying things she couldn't afford, he said.
He said, quote,
status was an important thing to Nancy,
and I indulged her too much.
That's what he said,
which doesn't sound great at all.
Nancy Cooper's friend said that Brad was so tight with money that she was selling her clothes and painting homes to buy groceries. She said the Cooper's during the spring, the Cooper's water was shut off in the home because the payment was late.
Nancy couldn't get it turned back on as he'd taken her name off of all the accounts. So that's annoying.
Nancy's close friends described her. I assume Jessica's involved in this.
Described him as a self-absorbed, awkward man that they barely saw. Michael Morwick said Brad was never a family man.
His priorities were always first, be it training. His priorities were always first, be it training for an Ironman event, his higher education pursuits, or unexplained absences.
Brad took care of himself first. So none of these people are saying, like, the guy works 65 hours a week or something.
That's not, this isn't about work. This is about extracurriculars.
And an incredibly selfish man. Very selfish.
So after Brad, because they take Brad down to identify the body officially at the medical examiner's office, they said they brought him back and he was sitting at his dining room table again. And they asked if he would consent to a search of his home, like a thorough search at this time.
And he said, no. Really? Don't think so.
He said, the police and fucking NBC News and everybody else has singled me out as a suspect already. And I'm not going to fucking help you.
And I think I should talk to an attorney before i let you do anything in my fucking house okay now they said oh shit okay that's that's a new wrinkle to this brad by the way because the investigators planned to obtain warrants to search the home and vehicles brad called heather me tore his husband the woman he had an affair with, to come pick him up that day.
Will you come grab me?
So police followed in an undercover car.
Cooper spent a short time in his home, and later that night he went,
I guess this guy dropped.
This is fucking wild.
He spent a short time with Heather and then ended up going with the husband for a while, too.
July 16th. This is all within four days of her going missing.
July 16th, there's an emergency custody hearing where a judge awards emergency custody of the two young daughters to Nancy's parents and sister. He hasn't even been charged.
Wow. He hasn't even been charged.
Yeah. That is wild.
This is mainly the father and the twin sister are the main litigants here they're fighting to do that a judge granted them emergency custody brad said what the fuck yeah he said he's involved and get an engaged father who nancy cooper called super dad that's what he said i don't think so i think the truth is middle there, chief. More than a dozen of her friends insist that he's distant, selfish, and absent all the time.
The day a judge signed this transferring order giving the grandparents and aunt the fucking kids, Bradley had already arranged to meet with them at Bullwinkle's, a children's arcade and restaurant, so they could visit the girls. Instead, he showed up and the cops were there to tell him that you're not getting your kids.
It's a fair way to do it. You're not getting your kids.
We're taking your kids. Yeah.
And we're giving them to them. They said that Bella lost it and they had to pull her off of her father, basically, because her mom is gone.
Yeah. And now you're saying no more dad either.
And while she may love her grandparents, she doesn't, they live in Canada. She doesn't see them all the time.
Her father is probably a little more close. Now the kids don't know anything about the legal aspects of this at all.
They have a memorial and 300 people were there and this is in Edmonton. So they have a big memorial in Edmonton and, you know, all that sort of thing that she – they asked about the kids.
And they said Katie is young, so it's a little bit over her head. But Bella's starting to figure it out.
She knows. Mom's not coming back.
Yeah. They start to get understanding of time and space when they're around five.
Yeah. Because that's when you send them to school because they know what's going on.
But two a half they have no idea if mom if you told them mom is on mars fighting aliens they'd go oh good i hope she wins like they don't have no fucking idea so yeah what weapons she takes jesus no shit now they want to search brad's office at cisco his home both his cars a little more thoroughly his phones, everything. They want to search all this shit.
They're looking for financial inquiries, withdrawals, or other transactions, and files related to instructions, methods, or means of committing the crime of homicide or of disposing a human body. They seize a number of items, including clothing, car seat covers, and bed linens.
And the police secure a warrant for his DNA, seize his computers, telling a judge they need to search for this evidence. They find on here, this is the big deal.
Okay. Through all of this, they find zero evidence of anything.
Really? They have a theory that possibly she was in the entryway of the home where the ducks usually are.
Yeah. And he strangled her in the entryway.
And that's why the ducks were gone because they got broken in the struggle.
That was the theory.
Later on, the ducks are in a box unharmed.
So that didn't happen.
It's interesting.
But they seize his computers.
Police find Google Maps searches of the area where the body was found on his computer.
Yeah.
Searches.
Not tied fucking things of right where your wife's body's found.
Not things like Scott Peterson.
Less than Scott Peterson by far they found here.
This was deep inside a laptop that Brad Cooper used at work were files that when pieced together showed a satellite image of the remote site where Nancy's body was found. That's what they say.
Now, in the documents, they describe his uncharacteristic cleaning of the house while his wife was missing, unexplained scratches on his neck, and the discovery of Nancy's keys and cell phone in the house when people said she always kept them with her. Now you get to all of this shit, picks Google map and all this type of thing.
And they're going, Hmm, I don't know about this so much so that they even think that he faked a call from his home phone to his cell phone to make it look like Nancy was still alive to ask him to get green juice. Okay.
Okay. Well, to find out why why in a minute though they say that he did this on purpose because that's a time when they knew his image would be captured on grocery store surveillance cameras so he was setting up his alibi and his cover up here fascinating so who gets involved in this nancy grace and mark firman of course of course they do of course the two of the biggest assholes that we have to offer as a human species.
Never mind. Yeah.
Fucking Jesus. These two loudmouths.
So they're talking about it on TV. And Nancy Grace said, you know, this woman, Nancy Cooper, was a real star.
Said that she was excellent at ice sports in Canada. She said, yes.
Can you imagine the envy, the jealousy that must have stirred up on his part? And that's why with intimate homicides we look at family members often because it's in the context of attachment that envy, rage, and the wish to be like the other gets stirred up. And she was a star.
Maybe he felt he wasn't. That is a crazy, insane fucking theory.
just a nancy wishing she was a different nancy wow holy shit she's an athlete and i'm a fucking loud mouth asshole on tv shit how many nfl players would be murdered in bed by their wives then or you know what i'm saying like what the fuck are you talking about that's ridiculous yeah so but everything she says is ridiculous because she's a fucking a silly person a not serious not serious woman i'm not a serious person a july 18th 2008 there's a press conference brad's lawyers hold a press conference oh boy to confront the what they quote as wild speculation about the case and address the notable absence at memorials and press conferences of Brad. One lawyer said, Brad Cooper is a very private man.
He's not accustomed to the hot glare of the media spotlight. He never dreamed that he would see his face splashed across television news shows, nor his name in headlines, especially not under these terrible circumstances.
Different people grieve in different ways. Mr.
Cooper
wishes to mourn privately.
Okay. Yes.
They also said that there's
no new developments, and
they said had there been
substantial credible evidence pointing to Brad,
I assume he'd be in custody right now.
Certainly, yeah. The police chief
though cautioned
about reading too
much into the court documents that have come out.
They said when the details of a search warrant Thank you. Certainly, yeah.
The police chief, though, cautioned about reading too much into the court documents that have come out.
They said when the details of a search warrant become public, everyone must remember the investigations are as much about ruling things out as ruling things in.
And if the evidence that comes from a search warrant, not the warrant itself, that makes a difference in the case, just because there is a warrant.
The DA, in responding to the Brad's press conference here,
said that they don't see a man in mourning at all.
They see what they've seen many times before in domestic homicide cases.
They note that Brad had never called the police
and wasn't checking for updates about the case.
His reactions seem muted and dull.
This guy said, I've been doing it for 25 years,
and I've seen, unfortunately, a lot of
middle to upper class husbands kill their wives.
And it's classic the way they act.
Right. That's it, yeah.
He said he knew in domestic homicides
there was nearly always a divorce pending, sometimes
a girlfriend. The husband was usually
a man who could strike
people as a bit strange, who seemed to have
a secret side others didn't often see.
This is very generalization here. Sure is, and they really don't like him at all no he goes on to say and they often tend to be volatile and in public in their criticism of the spouses that part of this is sort of classic psychological domestic abuse you know because you get to talk shit about the person and they can't say anything back so nancy cooper's friends are asked to turn over documents that they have about their troubled marriage.
Anything that text messages, letters. Show me all their dirt.
Yep. So according to the records, attorneys for Bradley Cooper have ordered his wife's friends to turn these over.
They subpoenaed them. Diaries, appointment books, phone records, pictures, anything that might prove backup statements made in affidavits filing after the death.
Friends claimed that Cooper was emotionally unstable, unfaithful, and had been controlling and demeaning, but more than a dozen of her friends challenged the subpoena ordering them to turn over the information. So Brad's friend, the tennis guy, the guy he was supposed to play tennis with, said he was pressured by others to file affidavits pointing the finger at Brad for the murder.
He also said that Nancy Cooper had a tendency to exaggerate problems in her marriage. Okay, well, she's laying in a gully, man.
Now, what they're saying, though, that doesn't mean he did it. So this guy says, one example of the exaggeration is the story of how Nancy was trapped because she did not have a car.
He said Nancy was only without a car for a short period of time.
Nancy told me it was her own decision to wait for the dealer to find the specific preferred pre-owned model and year BMW X5 that she wanted.
That's why she didn't have a car.
She wanted a specific X5.
For a specific $70,000 car. That's why.
M3. Jesus Christ.
Now, friends say that police, another friend says police pressured him here. That's Mike Hiller.
Same guy. He says that police tried to coerce him into admitting that he repeatedly called Nancy Cooper's cell phone to help her husband explain his whereabouts.
Hiller said that police began questioning him with a conversation about the morning of the disappearance, but the mood and tone of the conversation quickly changed when a big, nice detective entered the room and put him in the hot seat by accusing him of using Nancy Cooper's cell phone. Basically, what they're saying is he called using the cell phone.
Yes, to set it up. A detective told Hiller that a witness saw him using her cell phone.
And Hiller said, I don't know where they were getting that. I didn't use her cell phone.
I didn't help Brad and I didn't hurt anybody. Okay.
I think they believed me that I was being truthful. It contradicted everything that I had been talking about up to that point.
I was like, I didn't understand it. He said he was shaken up after this incident and didn't understand what the fuck the cops were doing.
He said police told him they had to investigate Bradley Cooper because if they arrested someone else for the slaying without investigating her husband, a defense attorney would accuse them of doing poor police work, honestly. Hiller said the cops have interviewed him three times, most recently about a few weeks after the murder.
He said that he accused the police of doing good cop, bad cop tactics while trying to coerce me to admit that I made calls on Nancy's cell phone to help Brad establish an alibi. He said they're doing a good job with the information they have.
Personally, I wish they could put everyone who was in carry that day under that kind of pressure if it gets to the bottom of this. He said I'll deal with it because, I mean, this is what you have to do.
They pressured me. I didn't have anything to do with it, so I don't care.
But somebody that did it, maybe they'd crack. Yeah, exactly.
Hiller said he and his wife were there with the Coopers at the barbecue, and he said, I specifically asked Nancy Friday night if Brad could play tennis with me at 930 the next day, and Nancy told me, yeah, fine hillers said that brad called him about 9 15 a.m and said nancy had not yet returned from her jog and then bradley called him three more times that morning finally at 10 04 uh they rescheduled the tennis match obviously so uh also carry police here had they this is the biggest fuck up of all okay they get They get Nancy's phone. Yeah.
They rolled around in their bed, and they're going to fuck up harder than that? Way harder than that. Okay.
They had Nancy's phone. Okay.
They put it in a drawer for two weeks. Yeah.
Then a detective calls AT&T to get a tech person to tell him how to download all the data off of it. Okay, this cop hears this, doesn't do it as he's on the phone, does it later at another time, and erases the entire phone.
He erased every bit of information off the fucking phone. They have none of her social media.
He pressed the wrong button and then confirmed it? Yep, none of her social media, none of her social media none of her texts none of all of the shit that would say exactly if she was talking to someone else if anyone else could have been there all of this gone poof gone imagine how stupid that guy feels he's gotta feel like a complete idiot but later on i don't think he does feel too stupid i had to go buy a phone recently and you can do it at home like they send you the phone and you can switch it i took it right the fuck to the store i'm like i'm not doing this it's a pain in the ass they looked at you like you were 75 when you walked in there here we go another person can't figure out how to start their phone. Here's a guy that can't transfer information.
Here he comes. Oh, boy.
I will delete everything I own. You do it.
I will ruin my next booked flights if you don't do this. Oh, so the theory is they think that either Brad might have come home early from the party, got the kids secured in the room.
Then when Nancy went to sleep, he grabbed her from behind and choked her out, dumped her body at the spot already chosen, cleaned the house, washed the clothes, used his telephone skills to fake a phone call to make it appear as if she was still alive. Yeah, that's a lot.
they theorize that brad strangled when uh nancy when she he returned home from the party after
midnight that he removed her dress, dressed her only in a sports bra to make it appear as though she was assaulted while driving, then transported her body to Fielding Drive. They speculated that since Brad was a voiceover IP expert, he must have automated a phone call to make it appear as if Nancy called while he was on his way to the store.
Okay. That is crazy.
Alright. Everything would have had to work out perfect for that shit.
Sure would. I mean, there's a lot of things here.
The murder plan... He's got two kids to deal with while that happens.
And they're going to be alive and awake and all that. The murder plan would have consisted of Brad pulling his car into the garage in the middle
of the night to place the body in the trunk, hoping it wouldn't leave a trace of evidence
or wake the neighbors or his daughters with any of this noise.
Also include leaving his daughter's home alone three times, first to get rid of the body,
then two more times with the trips to the store and to set up an alibi.
There would also be the risk that they would wake up, become terrified of being alone,
and more risk that they would possibly inform someone that they were alone, which would fuck up his entire thing as well. There's a lot of risks to be taken here.
Not to mention tracking dirt from the dump location. He could get pulled over.
He could get an ex. There's a lot of different things here.
So October 2nd, 2008, there's a custody deposition. Again, no one's been arrested.
Wow. There's no reason he shouldn't be able to have his kids.
Nope. So the prosecutor said that he saw exactly what he expected from Brad Cooper, a man still angry at his wife and taking the opportunity to further demean her.
Brad spoke repeatedly about how she spent too much money, drank too much, and was never happy with anything he did.
The prosecutor said, she's the mother of your kids. You say you didn't do this.
Well, how about shedding a few tears and saying what a great woman she was and how much everybody's going to miss her?
Well, you're in the middle of a divorce, so you don't feel that way about her.
Yeah, to me, if he said that, that would seem disingenuous because you'd be going, you were divorcing her.
You don't think that about her.
You don't love her at all.
You've been fighting like crazy.
And this guy says, but they can't do that because they've never been positive toward them, even when they were alive. That could be true, too.
That's the thing. It could go either way here.
So they said during this, in the deposition, Brad Cooper swore he'd never been to the spot where Nancy's body was found and didn't know anything about it except when he'd seen it on the news. That contradicted the evidence of the FBI investigators who had forensic computer evidence that he said that said he did a Google map search of the area, zooming in on the exact spot where her body was found.
The prosecutor said that was like kind of enough is enough. Let's charge him.
So the judge awards custody of the kids to the Nancy's family. And on October 22nd, 2008, they charge him with first degree murder.
And they said, this has never been a case of a jogger randomly attacked. It was a case of domestic abuse of the worst kind.
So, yeah, it's a lot.
Now, immediately, there is a free Brad Cooper movement.
Oh, yeah.
There's a whole blog going on out there.
Justice for Brad Cooper dot wordpress dot com.
Look at that.
They love blogs.
Oh, this is a 100 percent Scott Peterson sister in law situation going on here. So, oh, yeah, people are weighing in on the forums.
Because now it's the Internet. So, I mean, people are talking about what they think they are.
It's fucking crazy. There's an episode of Dateline about the murder.
A book comes out called Love Lies, a true story of marriage and murder in the suburbs. Yeah, it's a lot.
But a biologist whose husband worked at Cisco was so convinced of his innocence, Brad's innocence, she started a free Brad Cooper website and blog in his defense and later will write a book. Is that right? Yes, this is crazy.
At one point, there were T-shirts being sold with pictures of other suspects in the murder, including Nancy's family. Is that right? Yes.
Nancy's family and friends tried to ignore the shit. Nancy's younger sister, Jill, went on vacation in Hawaii when she saw a young man wearing a free Brad shirt.
She approached him. He told her that he got it at a thrift store, and he doesn know what the fuck it even is i just needed a shirt it was funny yeah it was in good shape and it's 50 cents i don't know what to tell you it hides my nipples so yes now 2010 there's a scandal an independent audit of the north carolina sbi revealed that a crime lab analysts or many them, were routinely withholding more sensitive blood tests that were exculpatory to defendants.
There were over 200 reported cases of this.
The Cooper investigation happened in 2008, which is right in the middle of when this was all going on, which we've had that happen in other states, too.
In New York, there was a guy in Virginia, I want to say.
2011 in March is the trial. Okay.
Here we go. Ten women and two men on the jury.
That doesn't bode well. No.
Now, they tried to get it moved somewhere else, but they didn't. It didn't work.
This trial lasts two months. 36 days of testimony.
Yikes. Wow.
That is amazing. The prosecutor said in his opening, you'll be convinced that Nancy Rents Cooper never went for a run on July 12, 2008, and that Bradley Graham Cooper killed his wife and is guilty of first-degree murder.
He said that there is no physical evidence, blood, hair, fingerprints, witnesses, anything. The one piece of evidence they have is a Google map search.
And the search, and the zoom-in. And the zoom-in of that same one piece of evidence.
That's the only piece of evidence they have is Google Maps search and the search and the zoom in. And then the zoom in of that same the same one piece of evidence.
That's the only piece of evidence they have. Literally enough.
Nothing else, which is tough if you're a prosecutor to put that. Now, the defense said this is his their lawyer.
The husband must have done it because we don't have another suspect. They had a theory and their theory was that it was Brad Cooper.
That's it. That's why he's sitting here.
They got nothing else. They also said the defense team contends the medical examiner's report will show her stomach was empty, but there were traces of caffeine in her body.
They say that shows that the likelihood that she woke up and had some coffee in the morning before her run, which is exactly what he said. She got up and made coffee.
So they talk about the extramarital affair, and they also said, well, she had an affair too. And years after that, she had an affair with a guy from Florida.
Then she had another affair in 2005 that we'll talk about here. Defense attorneys questioned basically everything.
They questioned all the neighbors. Nancy Cooper told her sister that The husband across the street
Craig Attorneys questioned basically everything. They questioned all the neighbors.
Nancy Cooper told her sister that the husband across the street, Craig Duncan, her friend's husband, made advances toward her one night and it disturbed her and made her uncomfortable.
Her sister said she was creeped out. So the defense is saying she literally rebuffed this guy's fucking sexual advances and they live across the street.
if she told this guy's wife maybe he had motive to kill her okay that's what they're saying so the whole fucking trial basically is and also in the opening statement they just skewered the police for erasing nancy's phone data that's fun fuck they talk about this whole thing is just a big juicy it's just affairs and fights and behind closed doors and it's real fucking juicy here um they said you will hear from a click in and around carrie uh the defense attorney said they are pretty they are popular they are affluent they are highly successful and they're all gonna say that they hate said. They are pretty.
They are popular. They are affluent.
They are highly successful. And they're all going to say that they hate Brad.
They said, also, you're going to hear a lot about money,
whether it was Brad's $135,000 salary,
his wife's $24,000 American Express credit card debt,
or, oh, shit, that compounds with interest, too.
Holy fuck.
Or the Amex.
You don't want to fuck with Amex.
No. No, no, no, no.
Don no ruin your fucking life they will destroy you your house will be an amex center anytime sometime soon yeah um so now affairs here we go at one point the jurors hear that bradley cooper said he'd had sex with heather metor in the master bedroom like we talked about and another they heard of heard of Nancy's rendezvous with a man she brought home from a Halloween party who washed the makeup from his costume before they ended up naked on a couch together. John Pearson is his name.
He told the jury he was too drunk to remember the extent of their involvement. Oh, you dummy.
um so here we go they find out that their second child was born eight months and 24 days after they were together oh no yeah oh the youngest yeah and they never did a paternity test to find out, too. Oh, my God.
Eight months and 24 days is... After Halloween? Shit.
Oh, that's brutal, man. So he said that he and Nancy discussed the timing of the pregnancy, and she told him he's not the father.
Well, of course, it'd be a lot easier to just say, yeah, you're not the father. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry. I'm married.
I'll convince him. He said, we both agreed that we didn't remember the intercourse.
So it didn't happen. Okay, that's right.
Blackout, drunk, naked people never fuck, right? Is that a rule? I guess that's what you got to do. Heather Meator also comes up on the stand and said that Brad Cooper had an affair with him and with her and everything like that and everything.
Cooper admitted to having an affair with her. And she was also the subject of an alienation of affection lawsuit brought by Pearson's ex-wife.
Apparently, yeah, Pearson's ex-wife was suing him and included Nancy in it because they fucked. So.
wow. He said he recalled they were both naked on the couch but didn't remember much more.
He said he had limited contact with Nancy after the incident and that they didn't speak much. But the defense produced phone records showing more than 10 phone calls made between Pearson and Nancy between early May and the middle of June 2008, which is when she was killed.
And the phone records show that a series of phone calls between the two also happened to make He talks to her all the time.
Pearson said the phone calls in 2008 were of limited substance he said the ones in 2007 came after Nancy confirmed that Brad had the affair with Heather Meador
he also said that besides the 2008 meeting and bumping into her at a grocery store in June
he didn't besides the 10 times we talked and the one time i saw her in person the month before she was killed i hadn't seen her at all but he also says he has an alibi for the night he was murdered do you know where he was or the night the night she was murdered you know where he was in bed with his wife At his apartment with Heather Mitor. Holy shit.
Heather. Goddamn woman.
Good for you, Heather. Heather's getting it.
Who doesn't she sleep with in this town? My word, Heather. So then they bring in a colleague of Brad's at Cisco.
Talked about a phone account set up in Paris. Through that account, According to testimony, Brad could, if he wanted to route calls to and through Paris to other phones.
So, cause they alleged that he was having different shit routing. So yeah, they say that they think that he called a Cisco voicemail system in Ireland and sent a three second message to his office phone Research Triangle Park.
A colleague of Cooper's at Cisco spent the time on the witness stand talking about how internet phone systems in a murder trial, you know, how this all happens. They said that Brad Cooper, within 16 minutes on Saturday morning when his wife was reported missing, Brad Cooper made four checks of his voicemail on two phones, which would make
sense to see if she called and left a voicemail.
Sure, sure.
It also could be bad. It could go either way.
They said they received the voicemail message
that Cooper forwarded through a Cisco
system in Galway, Ireland
to his Research Triangle Park office.
That was a message that Cooper
had not received. It said
test one, test two, three.
Why is he
doing that, though? I don't
I don't know. That was a message that Cooper had not received.
It said test one, test two, three.
Why is he doing that, though?
I don't know. He told who knows for work.
Who the fuck knows what they do over there? He told police that he made two trips to a Harris Teeter that morning before she left for a run and all that shit. So that's what they're doing here.
So prosecutors say with his professional expertise and technology, he's capable of making a fake phone call from his home to his cell phone that morning to make it look like his wife was alive. Okay.
That's it. Now, quick trial break, by the way.
The neighbors who were forced to reveal all sorts of trysts and affair and affairs during this trial are not happy. The trial revealed secrets that are now known to everybody around there.
One Carrie woman, Angie Barfield, watched hours of testimony that unwound the lives of the most sociable people in her neighborhood. She said, I would never dream up half the things they got themselves into.
She only lives a few hundred yards away from Cooper's home. She said she'd seen them and their friends touring the neighborhood with wine glasses in hand the year before nancy cooper she moved in before it exploded in price she's like these fucking yuppies and uh she said we dress the same we drive the same cars um so like i know these people i feel like so uh she said but she realized she didn't know her neighbors when she heard everything from the trial doing terrible things like this.
Yeah. She said, I can sit and watch what you did, look inside your homes to see that you can have that much of your life on parade as sobering.
Also, they talk about no signs of sexual assault. The defense tries to say that this is July in North Carolina, and that it could be too degraded to identify sperm in the same way that it happened otherwise.
Nancy's friend Teresa says that Nancy told her she slept in jeans in her pocket. They brought her on.
Another runner spent several minutes on the stand talking about how they put on a sports bra. Literally.
She explained that the sports bras often bunch up under the arms when women first put them on, but it would be uncomfortable to go out for a run without pulling the sides down. Yeah, if you watch a woman put on a sports bra, they put their hands in and pull it down.
It looks like a nightmare. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a lot here. Also, the Google map shit, they bring in that.
And the defense team raised questions about the validity, the validity of the timestamps on the laptop files. They're saying those searches came after the body was found.
Oh, that's what they're trying to say. OK, so he was looking for where.
Yeah. Where they say they found her.
OK. And the judge ruled against the defense's attempt to classify two witnesses as forensic experts to raise questions about the computer evidence.
And they found her. Okay.
And the judge ruled against the defense's attempt to classify two witnesses as forensic experts to raise questions about the computer evidence, and they weren't allowed to do anything with the computer evidence. Yes.
A psychologist testifying for him said he was behaving normally under the circumstances. Several strangers who swore they saw Nancy the morning he said she was jogging.
The verdict comes in here. Now, what do you do? The circumstantial, the just kind of inference evidence is huge.
Yeah. He seems real guilty.
Does he? Well, I mean, just the fact that she wants money from him and all that kind of stuff. He's got a certain alibi.
Evidence-wise, yeah, motive-wise is huge. But evidence-wise, all they have is Google Maps.
They did not find one drop of a sign of a struggle in that house. Nothing.
They find him guilty of first-degree murder. First.
First. Which, if you think Scott Peterson, they didn't have enough evidence to convict him.
They had a hundred times more evidence to convict him. And they had a hair, they had DNA.
They had him searching tidal pools a month before he bought a fucking boat for Christ's sake. He's missing four anchors and her body's missing four limbs.
Yeah. Telling, telling his, his girlfriend that he's like in paris for new year like he's jesus so the parents are all decent canadians by the way yeah nancy's parents walked across the courtroom to shake hands with his parents and said i'm sorry for your loss you're losing a kid too yeah and they all hugged and fucking, because they're Canadians and they're nice people.
If this was just Americans, they would have been beating each other up.
They'd have to separate them with fucking bailiffs, for Christ's sake.
So the jurors get thanked for their shit here, and the judge says,
I have reason to believe the issue will be the subject of a television documentary and a book.
So sentencing comes in. Okay, you, sir, may fuck off life in prison for Brad.
Okay, yeah. All right.
The district attorney said, I think the jury has spoken. The only thing that was dishonest about this was the defendant's defense.
The jury was not swayed by those shenanigans. Shenanigans.
Shenanigans. He called shenanigans.
The defense attorney said, we're disappointed in the jury's verdict. We believe the case for Brad's innocence was strong.
We felt that the jury had been permitted to hear the testimony of our computer experts. The verdict would have been much different.
And they say, but looks like we have a lot of shit to appeal on, basically. And Nancy's twin said she hopes to hear from Brad someday.
She said that. Yep.
She said that was the safe guy, the guy that wouldn't cheat on her, the guy that wouldn't hurt her. And he says that she says, I want him to talk to me because I want to know why.
Well, I mean, I don't. Yeah, I mean, I don't think he's going to tell you.
The town manager said with today's verdict and despite the very public and hurtful allegations to the contrary, it's clear that they are exemplary and Carrie is served by the best, meaning the police force. You erased a murder victim's cell phone, Dave.
You're not the best. Best cops ever.
You're definitely not the best. We know that.
You might not be corrupt or awful, but you're certainly not the best. You're inept.
You're inept at best. They work tirelessly, professionally, and with unimpeachable integrity against their own current that they created.
Now, he appeals. A three-judge appellate panel issued a unanimous ruling.
State Attorney General Roy Cooper, no relation to Brad, sought review of the decision by the state's highest court. Brad's attorney in return asked the state attorney general's appeal for review be dismissed.
That's because the evidence in the case was largely circumstantial. Jurors said afterwards the prosecutors won with the computer evidence that the defense never got a chance to try to argue.
The defense argued that the police investigation was completely inept. And who's to say, why would their computer shit be any better than the rest of them? Right.
Uh, they questioned the timestamps of the files. The judge ruled against us bringing in our own experts.
The panel of judges here says the appeals court panel added whether the error was constitutional or not. Failure to let Brad Cooper use his experts at trial was a key error that warrants a new trial.
Okay. So they said there's reasonable possibility that had the error in question not been committed, a different result would have been reached at trial, which is exactly what this appeal is for.
So he's granted a new trial. Not so fast.
He takes a plea. What? He takes a plea to second-degree murder.
Okay.
As part of the plea, they ask him, did you do all this?
And he just has to say yes, but he doesn't have to describe anything.
Okay.
Now, during this plea here, this is obviously a big difference.
They said, did you, in fact, kill Nancy Cooper and dump her body on Fielding Drive? He said, yes. That didn't elaborate on anything else.
No apologies. Part of this plea bargain was he gives up the rights to his children who are being raised in British Columbia.
He did it? He did. Well, the judge says he found it repulsive that Brad would bargain away his rights as a parent to spend less time behind bars.
But the in-laws agreed to the agreement. So you, sir, may fuck off 12 to 15 years in prison, which is nothing like life.
No. He has to spend 12 years in prison, but he'll get credit for 2156 days served already, which is already a shitload more than five years um he he could be released seven years from then and uh the rents has said that his granddaughters would be teenagers by them then and they could decide more for themselves if they want to have a relationship with their father what the fuck um yes so gary rents said when we started this process years, one of the first things I said was that I wish the person who was responsible for this crime would come forward and acknowledge their guilt and own up to their behavior.
That's happened today, meaning when he said yes when he pled.
Meanwhile, on the internet, everything went on.
People are, it's conspiracies.
And he took the plea just for the shorter sentence.
No. Justice for Brad.
Yeah. The Justice for Brad blog, Lynn Blanchard writes extremely lengthy posts.
I have another 10 pages of her shit that we don't have time to read at all. But she talks about all this shit.
It's fucking crazy. By the way, Jill, the sister, started a program in Edmonton for abused women, a domestic abuse program.
He had to do it, right? I don't know who the fuck else could have done it. You don't take that plea if you didn't do it.
Well, you do because it's that or life. It's that or you're going to go back to trial with the same evidence and they can convict you.
If my attorney's telling me, listen, you didn't do it well you do because it's that or life it's that or you're gonna go back to trial with the same evidence and they could convict you if my attorney's telling me listen you did five you're gonna get out in seven if you just shut the fuck up and say yes or you might be going for life without yeah you want seven more and then just get be done and you can go see your kids or what so i mean whether you did it or not it makes sense honestly like a lot of people that didn't do it they'll take a plea because they think they're going to get convicted and you know already anyway so what's the difference yeah 2020 brad is released from prison already out he's out baby yep he's out um but the u.s authority said the u.s immigration and customs enforcement would take him into custody immediately upon release and begin the process of deporting him to Canada. He's not allowed to contact his daughters, who were 16 and 14 at the time.
And this is nice, too. The family, this is Alice Stubbs, who Nancy had contacted, who's now speaking for the family.
She said the family doesn't want revenge. They've never wanted revenge.
The only thing they've wanted was to protect Katie and Bella and they've done that. The silver lining I think is that when he pleaded guilty to second degree murder and admitted that he killed her, those children were protected.
And from my standpoint, justice was done in family court. Now the book is called framed an examination of the Nancy Cooper murder case by Lynn Blanchard.
Yeah. That's what it is.
And she explains in great fucking detail about shoes. There's a lot of shoe discrepancy.
The cop saying her shoes was gone. There's missing shoes, but they're not actually missing.
They're there. A lot of shit about shoes.
The bleach thing they talk about and the computer thing. There is pages and pages and pages of why they believe they fucked up the computer evidence based on their experts, based on the defense experts telling of it.
So it is a lot. Basically, I think he fucking did it and did it in a way where he left no fucking evidence and did a very good job of doing it.
Yeah, sounds like it. Jesus.
That's what he did. He had a very good dismount, but I think he did it.
You had to because there's no other suspect. The only person mad at her is you.
I mean, it could have been a random person picking her up off the street because she was found, you know, with just a fucking sports bra pulled up. I mean, I don't know.
Most people wouldn't want their, even if they're divorcing, they wouldn't want their wife exposed like that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.
I mean, I'm 75% sure that he did it in my own brain. 75, 80% sure.
But I don't think there's any evidence. I don't take a plea unless I did it, to be i'm especially if it comes to my kids man i'm screaming i get it i'm screaming forever there's a lot of people that are that but you think about that if you're if you're 35 years old and they go would you like to get out when you're 42 or never yeah that sounds like and you've already done five that's i'd take that deal whether i did it or not, honestly.
Because if you didn't do it, you sat through a whole trial where you got convicted of something you didn't do. Right, right, right.
So you are got to be leery of a trial system because you know you didn't do it the first time and they still convicted you. So I'm taking the deal personally just because the world sucks.
But either way, I think he did it. Anyway, there you go.
That is Cary, North Carolina. It's a crazy case.
You see why we went to a little bit bigger town. But it's very small towny.
I mean, there's nothing city about that shit. It's all jogging around.
A woman jogged around. It's as small town as it gets.
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Characters.
Whatever they are.
Yeah, that's what I love.
Letters, Chinese letters.
What is that, a Chinese H?
I don't know what that is.
These are all English characters, right?
Nicholas Tilly, that's a whole bunch of.
Jacob Heater, I said that.
Morgan, yes.
I don't think that's right.
I think they just auto-corrected.
Morgan, no.
I think it auto-corrected her name.
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Morgan, no. I think it autocorrected her name.
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Oh, like the sheriff of fucking Tombstone.
Sheriff of Tombstone.
Ashley Brady, Noah Jackson, Alicia DeBautista.
Was he sheriff?
He was sheriff, wasn't he?
And president of the anti-Chinese party.
The anti-Chinese league.
Nonpartisan.
Nonpartisan anti-Chinese league.
We all hate him.
So, as we go, president of the anti-Chinese part. The anti-Chinese league.
Non-partisan. Non-partisan anti-Chinese league.
We all hate them. Ashley Brady, Noah Jackson, Alicia DeBaptiste.
Not us, people in tombstone. They all hate them because they're non-partisan.
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Your parents named you Matt when Matt Locke exists? That's crazy. Carrie would know last name.
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He's a big Ravens fan. Great guy.
Him and his dad. I love them both.
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I don't know what that is.
Wow.
Samantha Redmond.
Elvis Costello's real name?
Possibly.
Is that Declan Swans?
I think Declan's his real name.
I think Declan's his, I don't know, his last name.
I thought that was his real first name.
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Don't look at me. All of those.
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Isaac Allen, Lee Buckner, Carolyn Doughton, Doughton maybe, Akira Schwartz, Kevin McCarthy. Fucking wow.
Jimmy with no last name. Benjamin with no last name.
Derp Derp. Doughton, maybe.
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Fucking, wow.
Jimmy would know last name.
Benjamin would know last name.
Derp Derp.
Callie Mertens.
Allison Legger.
J.R. Okuna.
Megan Mast.
Jay Hutchins.
Terrific.
Holly.
Nope, that's Molly.
Molly Miller.
Leslie Camargo.
Logan Pawaski.
Something Polish. Something Polish.
I've been watching a lot of Family Guy. Something Polish.
That's Night Shift. I've been watching a lot of Family Guy, and he is just, God damn if that show is not one of the best things that's ever been created.
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You're a real dickhead for that one.
Wow.
Really.
Something.
I'm not proud of you.
No.
No.
You shouldn't be proud either, sir.
Or ma'am.
We don't know.
It's a man.
You know that's a sir.
That was a joke.
Yeah, obviously.
He's a real dick.
Yeah.
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Isabeau Blue.
Heather Hoshore.
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