Lot 102 : I’ve Been Flying For Almost Thirty Hours…and The Flight Attendants Won’t Stop Crying

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And welcome to lot 102.

Speaker 10 Now,

Speaker 10 I know we all like a bit of turbulence, but this one...

Speaker 10 Spent more than 30 hours on a flight path, too.

Speaker 11 Well,

Speaker 10 you'll just have to stick around to find out

Speaker 10 these headphones arrived inside a standard airline amenity bag attached is a small card that reads in-flight entertainment estimated arrival 403 a.m

Speaker 10 the time is crossed out

Speaker 10 written underneath in shaky blue ink is

Speaker 10 we'll be landing in an hour

Speaker 10 repeated again

Speaker 10 and again

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Here, take a listen.

Speaker 10 Welcome to the Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Speaker 10 and Odd Goings On.

Speaker 10 There's no 5959, that's a negative, sir. I don't have anything out in front of you at 12 to 1 o'clock.

Speaker 10 I've been flying for almost 30 hours,

Speaker 10 And the flight attendants won't stop crying.

Speaker 10 30 hours ago, I hopped on a late-night flight from New York heading to Los Angeles.

Speaker 10 After boarding, I saw that I had an entire row to myself. You know, as you watch the passengers come in, you just hope no one's going to sit beside you.
Well, I won that lottery.

Speaker 10 Takeoff passed without incident. And soon, I was stretched out for a nap across the entire row.

Speaker 10 I slept for a few hours. I don't know how long.

Speaker 10 But I woke up to some severe turbulence.

Speaker 10 It's possible that the lights in the cabin went out for a moment, but I was so disoriented that it's hard to say.

Speaker 10 I checked my phone to see that it was 4:03 a.m.,

Speaker 10 which I figured gave me about an hour until we landed.

Speaker 10 When I looked out my window,

Speaker 10 I was shocked to see nothing but wide open ocean.

Speaker 10 My jaw dropped.

Speaker 10 There's obviously no ocean between New York and Los Angeles.

Speaker 10 I hit the button to call the flight attendant and spent the next few minutes racking my brain for a lake that could have been possibly big enough to explain what I was seeing.

Speaker 10 I jumped when the attendant flipped off the light.

Speaker 10 She was grinning from ear to ear,

Speaker 10 and tears were pouring down her cheeks.

Speaker 12 How can I help you, sir?

Speaker 10 I froze for a moment at her reaction, before deciding to just ask my question.

Speaker 10 Um,

Speaker 11 where are we?

Speaker 10 Why does it look like we're flying over an ocean? She wiped her cheeks to clear the tears, still grinning wildly.

Speaker 10 Sir, we'll be landing in about an hour.

Speaker 10 I am.

Speaker 10 Okay, thank you.

Speaker 10 After she left, I checked the clock on my phone again.

Speaker 10 4.03 a.m. blinked back at me.

Speaker 10 It hadn't changed.

Speaker 10 I had to have been waiting with my call light on for at least five minutes. How was it possible that it hadn't changed at all?

Speaker 10 I opened my laptop and saw it too displayed 4.03 a.m.

Speaker 11 I pulled out my phone.

Speaker 10 Started to stop watching the app and spent the next two hours looking back and forth between the clocks, waiting for them to change.

Speaker 10 They never did.

Speaker 10 I tapped the shoulder of an older woman sitting in the row ahead of me. She looked back, an annoyed expression across her face.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 Susan, do you know how long until we land? The flight attendant said it would be another hour.

Speaker 10 That flight attendant, we talked almost two hours ago. We should have landed already.

Speaker 10 she stared at me as if i was crazy i was going to continue trying to convince her but i felt a hand on my shoulder

Speaker 10 i spun to see a male flight attendant grinning down at me tears pinging off his cheeks onto my shoulder

Speaker 10 sir

Speaker 10 i'm gonna have to ask you to calm down

Speaker 10 or i'll be calling the captain

Speaker 10 I told him that wouldn't be necessary and sat back.

Speaker 10 He removed his hand and stepped away.

Speaker 10 The flight attendants continued to stop by every few hours offering meals.

Speaker 10 My stopwatch continued to tick up and is now telling me that I've been on this plane for more than 30 hours.

Speaker 10 I've explored all of Coach and tried talking to some of the other passengers, but they've all told me that they're expecting to land in an hour or so.

Speaker 10 Around three hours ago, I tried getting into first class.

Speaker 10 I made it past the curtain, but was escorted back by two grinning flight attendants. Their grip on my arms were like iron.

Speaker 7 Sir, the seatbelt sign is on.

Speaker 10 Please remain in your seat with your buckle fastened.

Speaker 10 We'll be landing in about an hour. I'd just about given up hope when a woman came down the aisle dressed in a business suit.

Speaker 10 She didn't look at me or slow down, but she dropped a piece of paper onto my tray as she made her way to the bathrooms at the back of the plane.

Speaker 10 I shot a look around before unrolling it.

Speaker 10 It said,

Speaker 13 Are you stuck too?

Speaker 10 I pulled out a pen and wrote, yes.

Speaker 10 It's been 30 hours.

Speaker 10 I folded the scrap of paper and set it up on the tray closest to the aisle. She left the bathroom and picked it up as she passed.

Speaker 10 It's been 20 minutes since then.

Speaker 10 I don't know why, but I don't think the flight attendants would like it if they knew we were talking.

Speaker 10 It doesn't matter. I have to do something.

Speaker 10 I'll update you with whatever happens next.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 10 A few hours after the businesswoman picked up her piece of paper with my message, she came back down the aisle and sat in the seat beside me. She bent over, trying to stay low.

Speaker 13 So you're stuck, too?

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 10 My name's Jack, by the way. I say nice to meet you, but.
I'm Mary.

Speaker 10 You're wrong.

Speaker 13 Getting your message was by far the best thing about the past day. I've spent the last day and a half thinking I was alone in this.

Speaker 13 So, Jack, you have any theories on what the hell's going on?

Speaker 10 I considered lying, but deciding the truth was for the best.

Speaker 10 I think we might be dead.

Speaker 13 Maybe if it were just me or just you. If this was some cosmic train to hell, why would there be two of us who realize what's going on?

Speaker 13 No idea.

Speaker 10 Mary pulled out her phone and handed it to me. It displayed the Wikipedia article for Flight MH370,

Speaker 10 the airline that disappeared in 2014.

Speaker 10 I read through the article carefully. There were dozens of theories trying to explain what happened.
They range from hypoxia to suicide to aliens.

Speaker 10 This doesn't tell us much.

Speaker 13 Not much, other than that this may have happened before.

Speaker 10 What about you?

Speaker 13 Any theories as to why anyone else can't see what's going on?

Speaker 10 We talked it over and realized one thing we had in common was that we were both fast asleep at 4.03 a.m.

Speaker 13 There's no way we were the only ones asleep at that time.

Speaker 10 Maybe everyone else was just napping. I don't know about you, but I was well and truly fucking asleep.

Speaker 10 The cabin lights flicked off, and a dozen red emergency lights on the floor flicked on, casting the cabin in a red glow. The intercom crackled to life, saying,

Speaker 10 Passengers, please return to your seats.

Speaker 14 The seatbelt sign is on, and we may experience some turbulence.

Speaker 14 We'll be landing in about an hour.

Speaker 10 Should I go back?

Speaker 10 Maybe they won't notice if you're gone. But maybe they already know when they're just trying to separate us.

Speaker 13 We should stay together. That's a better idea.

Speaker 13 Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the arrival of the captain.

Speaker 14 We'll all be given the opportunity to speak with him.

Speaker 14 Please remain in your seats until he calls you.

Speaker 10 If you need assistance, don't worry.

Speaker 14 A flight attendant attendant will happily help you on your way.

Speaker 10 We'll take a brief moment to let you decide whether you'd like to continue with the account connected to these persistent little relics.

Speaker 10 I warn you, it moves in circles,

Speaker 10 the way some corridors do when you're very tired.

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Speaker 2 This holiday season, the last place you want to be is the naughty list.

Speaker 3 Rowan Campbell plays a bloodthirsty Santa in Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Speaker 4 Director Mike P. Nelson's grisly update to the most controversial horror film ever made is only in theaters December 12th.

Speaker 7 Go to sndnmovie.com for updates.

Speaker 8 This Christmas, Santa's gonna slay.

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Speaker 16 Hey Trevor, how's it going, man?

Speaker 16 Picked up something small this time.

Speaker 15 Like, real small.

Speaker 16 It's a brass lapel pin shaped like an ear.

Speaker 16 Name tag size, maybe smaller.

Speaker 15 Looks handmade.

Speaker 16 Old polish, but new scratches. I found it in a box of estate junk in an auction out near the lake.

Speaker 15 Here's the weird part. Things warm.
Not like sun warm, but body temperature warm.

Speaker 16 I figured it'd cool off once I left it in the truck overnight.

Speaker 15 Guess what?

Speaker 11 It didn't.

Speaker 16 Oh, and uh, when you wear it, it talks.

Speaker 16 Not loud, but more like a whisper that slides in right between your thoughts. It starts nice enough.

Speaker 11 Compliments.

Speaker 15 You look good today.

Speaker 16 That was a smart thing to say. Stuff that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

Speaker 15 But give it a day or two, and the tone changes.

Speaker 16 The compliments turn into directions.

Speaker 15 You should apologize.

Speaker 16 Go back and lock the door. He's lying to you.

Speaker 15 Always calm, Always right in your own voice, too.

Speaker 16 I took it off and tossed it in the glove box. Drove twenty miles with the radio cranked up just to drown it out.

Speaker 16 Still heard it under the music, though, telling me to stop at the next gas station to look in the mirror. I did a little digging later.

Speaker 15 Turns out the guy who owned it before me didn't do so hot.

Speaker 16 Neighbors said he'd been walking around with bandages across his chest for a week before they found him.

Speaker 15 When the coroner unwrapped him, he carved one word into his skin.

Speaker 11 Listen.

Speaker 16 Anyway, it's in the lead pouch now. I'm not touching it again.
I'll drop it by the shop when you've got room in the back case.

Speaker 16 Maybe keep it away from anything that already talks and call me if it starts whispering your name.

Speaker 15 Talk soon, brother.

Speaker 15 End of messages.

Speaker 10 Ah, good.

Speaker 10 You stayed. The cabin had just just fallen quiet.
The seatbelt light flickering out at last.

Speaker 10 That is where we return.

Speaker 10 Shall we?

Speaker 10 Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the arrival of the captain.

Speaker 14 We'll all be given the opportunity to speak with him.

Speaker 14 Please remain in your seats until he calls you.

Speaker 10 If you need assistance, don't worry.

Speaker 14 A flight attendant will happily help you on your way.

Speaker 10 Sounds of passengers getting to their feet echoed from further up in the plane. We sat in silence, trying to get a look through the curtains separating us from first class.

Speaker 13 The captain? No idea, but it didn't sound like they were talking about a pilot to me.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 10 That's when a pungent sulfur smell hit us.

Speaker 10 So strong that I had to resist the urge to gag.

Speaker 10 It reminded me of the worst rotting eggs I'd ever smelt in my life.

Speaker 10 But the old woman sitting ahead of us didn't react. She just kept watching a movie on the back of her seat.

Speaker 10 Don't cough.

Speaker 10 We fought it for a few long seconds before giving in, coughing hard and violently.

Speaker 10 A second later, the curtain opened. Mary and I froze, staring down the now-red fuselage.

Speaker 10 Four flight attendants passed through the curtain and made their way down the rows towards us. Grins stretched wide across their faces.

Speaker 10 They were still crying, but this time, the tears streaking their faces were darker. It's hard to say with the lighting, but

Speaker 10 it looked like blood.

Speaker 10 My eyes weren't drawn to them, though.

Speaker 10 I looked over their shoulders at the figure standing near the front of the plane.

Speaker 10 It was a black silhouette standing beside the cockpit door.

Speaker 10 It was at least eight feet tall and pointing towards us with a single finger.

Speaker 10 It had called us.

Speaker 10 The bathrooms! We ran towards the back of the plane, the flight attendants closing in behind us. Blood dripped from their grinning cheeks onto the carpet.
The captain is here.

Speaker 10 His grin widened as he moved towards us. We made it to the bathrooms, jumping in opposite sides.

Speaker 10 I slammed the door shut and locked it, pressing my feet against the folding center part of the door to keep it closed.

Speaker 10 They kept banging on it and pulling at the handle while I fought to keep it closed. I'm sorry, but you both need to speak with the captain.

Speaker 10 A distinct snapping sound like breaking metal came from her bathroom.

Speaker 10 She continued to scream as the sounds of struggle migrated up towards the front of the plane, towards the black figure I'd seen. I'd like to say I jumped out and fought them.

Speaker 10 Then I distracted them or did something heroic.

Speaker 10 I didn't.

Speaker 10 She was carried away.

Speaker 10 And a few short seconds later, her screaming was cut off.

Speaker 10 That was a few hours ago. I'm still locked inside this bathroom.

Speaker 10 I keep trying not to think of what they've done with her. The thing in the front of the plane did not seem human.
I hope it didn't kill her. Not after she was shouting for my help like that.

Speaker 10 I couldn't take it.

Speaker 10 I haven't heard any movement outside in a few hours. But I'm terrified to open the door.
I'm far from the seat outlet, so my phone's almost dead and I haven't eaten in way too long.

Speaker 10 If I go out there, will the flight attendants remember? What if that thing is still waiting for people?

Speaker 10 I don't have much time to make a decision, but I'll update you all here with what happens next.

Speaker 10 After another dozen hours or so, I opened the bathroom door.

Speaker 10 The lights in the cabin were back to normal, and I couldn't smell that sulfur anymore. I cautiously made my way back to my seat and almost cried.

Speaker 10 When the grinning, crying flight attendant came by offering a meal. That shitty airline food was the most delicious thing I'd ever fucking eaten in my life.

Speaker 10 When I'd finished, my mind immediately turned to Mary.

Speaker 10 What happened to Mary?

Speaker 10 I crept down the aisle towards first class, trying to keep a low profile. Surprisingly, the flight attendants were nowhere to be seen.
They'd almost seemed to ignore me.

Speaker 10 Almost as if they wanted me to find her.

Speaker 10 She had a roto herself and was staring down at her phone in the window seat.

Speaker 10 I slid into the aisle and shook her arm.

Speaker 10 Mary, oh my god, you're okay. Fuck, what the hell happened? She pulled out her headphones and stared at me with a surprised expression.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 13 uh, what's going on? What do you mean? We just. I'm sorry.
Remind me how I know you.

Speaker 10 I realized with sinking horror that she had no idea who I was.

Speaker 10 I fought back tears. Mary, how long have you been on this flight?

Speaker 10 She checked the watch on her wrist.

Speaker 13 It's 4:03 a.m., so a few hours at least.

Speaker 10 She stared at me the same way you'd look at a person claiming they were the second coming of Christ.

Speaker 10 Her tone was low and reassuring.

Speaker 13 Hey, don't worry so much. Look on the bright side.

Speaker 10 We'll be landing in about an hour. I felt an iron grip on my arm and looked up to see two flight attendants.

Speaker 10 Sir,

Speaker 10 this area is for first-class passengers only. They were still crying and grinning,

Speaker 10 but just with tears this time.

Speaker 10 I could still see streaks of blood staining the front of their uniforms, though.

Speaker 10 I was escorted back to my seat where I spent the next several days. Attendants continued to stop by with food.
I would use the bathroom, and soon was going absolutely crazy with the monotony.

Speaker 10 In retrospect, those few days weren't so bad. There's a lot of content on the internet after all, even with crappy plain Wi-Fi.

Speaker 10 No, it didn't get really bad until around 10 days later, when the Wi-Fi failed.

Speaker 10 It was sometime a week later that I lost control and began screaming for a flight attendant.

Speaker 10 They didn't come for several minutes, but eventually one did. Just

Speaker 10 let me see the captain.

Speaker 13 I'm sorry, sir.

Speaker 12 The captain has made his decision regarding you quite clear. You didn't answer his call, and will, therefore, wait.

Speaker 12 How long?

Speaker 10 Quite a while, I'm afraid.

Speaker 12 Don't worry, though, sir.

Speaker 10 We'll be landing in about an hour. She straightened and walked away.

Speaker 10 I started making notches on various parts of the seat pack to keep track of different things.

Speaker 10 One notch for each time I used the bathroom, one for each meal, one for every time I watched a given movie, that sort of thing.

Speaker 10 It was hell. I watched every movie in the seat back a dozen times over.
If I ever acted out badly enough, I would be escorted back to my seat by one or more flight attendants.

Speaker 10 Any attempted conversation with other passengers was met with confusion by them, followed by a quick escort back to my seat.

Speaker 10 I guess

Speaker 10 it was on or around day 30 that

Speaker 10 in a moment of panic and psychosis, I broke my laptop and phone screaming at the top of my lungs. No one around me reacted in any way.

Speaker 10 Two months later, I stunk.

Speaker 10 The muscles in my legs were tight and cramped constantly.

Speaker 10 I finally concluded that suicide was my only option after my 128 rewatch of Thor Ragnarok.

Speaker 10 I got to my feet and limped towards the emergency exit.

Speaker 10 I knew normally the pressure inside the airplane forced the doors closed, but I figured that nothing about my situation was normal.

Speaker 10 If this didn't work, I'd find some other more painful way to go.

Speaker 10 I grabbed at the handle and swung it open.

Speaker 10 To my shock,

Speaker 10 The door opened easily, though no wind of any kind whipped around the cabin.

Speaker 10 It remained the standard slightly too cold temperature that it had been for the past.

Speaker 11 who knows how long.

Speaker 11 The open door called to me, a black portal out of the plane.

Speaker 10 I stared at it for a long moment. Almost too long.

Speaker 10 An attendant's hand grabbed my shoulder, pulling me away. In a fit of anger and strength that surprised me, I wrenched away and jumped out of the plane.

Speaker 10 The wind whipping past my face was almost magical. A new sensation after after so many months of the same.

Speaker 10 The ocean below me grew closer and larger, and I realized that suddenly I didn't want to die after all.

Speaker 1 It grew larger and larger and larger until it seemed that all I could see was darkness and waves. I impacted the surface of the water so fast and hard that my entire body jerked around in the seat.

Speaker 1 I pulled my hand back.

Speaker 10 Sucking at my bruised knuckle. I'd hit it on the seat in front of me.

Speaker 10 No.

Speaker 10 No.

Speaker 10 No, no, no.

Speaker 10 A flight attendant ran down the aisle, kneeling beside me. Are you okay, sir? I clenched my hands into fists, almost swinging at her.
But then I realized

Speaker 10 she wasn't grinning.

Speaker 10 She wasn't crying.

Speaker 10 To be honest, she looked a little scared of me.

Speaker 10 I reached my right hand down to my pocket where I could feel my now unbroken phone.

Speaker 10 4.04 a.m. Sir, if you calm down, we'll be landing in about an hour.
My mouth tasted like ash.

Speaker 10 Thank you.

Speaker 10 I will.

Speaker 10 I stared unblinking at my phone. It now displayed 4.05 a.m.

Speaker 10 Then I looked out my window and began to cry at the sight of city lights below me.

Speaker 10 We did land in about an hour.

Speaker 10 I can't even begin to explain why or how, but I'm currently sitting in an airport cafe typing this out.

Speaker 10 I'm free.

Speaker 10 I'm out.

Speaker 10 And I'm never gonna fly again.

Speaker 10 Wait.

Speaker 10 I sure hope the bartender here at the airport just has a naturally wide grin.

Speaker 10 And why does it look like he's crying?

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Speaker 10 Thank you for your patronage. Hope you enjoyed your new relic as much as I've enjoyed passing along its sordid history.

Speaker 10 It does come with our usual warning, however. Absolutely no refunds, no exchanges, and we won't be held liable for anything that may or may not occur while the object is in your possession.

Speaker 10 If you've got an artifact with mysterious properties, perhaps it's accompanied by a history of bizarre and disturbing circumstances, maybe you'd be interested in dropping it and its story by the shop to share with other customers.

Speaker 10 Please reach out to antiquariumshop at gmail.com. A member of our team will be in touch.

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Speaker 10 in the space between sleep and dream.

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Speaker 10 You have a good night now.

Speaker 10 The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings. Lot 102.
I've been flying for almost 30 hours and the flight attendants won't stop crying.

Speaker 10 Consigned by James Worcester, starring Trevor Shand, April Consolo, Romy Evans, Jessica McAvoy, Conan Freeman, and Lauren Shand. Featuring Stephen Knowles as the antique dealer.

Speaker 10 Engineering production and sound design by Trevor Shand. Theme music by the Newton Brothers.
Additional music by Coag, Vivek Abishek, Clement Panchout, Nicholas Redding, and Conan Freeman.

Speaker 10 The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings is created and curated by Trevor and Lauren Shand. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at Antiquarium Pod.
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Speaker 1 This visit to the Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

Speaker 1 Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game, shifting a little money here, a little there, and hoping it all works out?

Speaker 1 Well, with the Name Your Price tool from Progressive, you can be a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too.

Speaker 1 You tell Progressive what you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll help you find options within your budget. Try it today at Progressive.com.

Speaker 1 Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law.
Not available in all states.

Speaker 2 This holiday season, the last place you want to be is the naughty list.

Speaker 3 Rowan Campbell plays a bloodthirsty Santa in Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Speaker 4 Director Mike P. Nelson's grisly update to the most controversial horror film ever made is only in theaters December 12th.

Speaker 7 Go to sndnmovie.com for updates.

Speaker 8 This Christmas, Santa's gonna slay.