Quantum Physics in Irish Mythology

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Quantum Physics in Irish Mythology 

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Happy New Year, you juddery altons.

Welcome to the Blind Buy podcast.

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I think it's only right that we should begin the year 2025

with a poem.

I'm going to read out a poem this week that was submitted to the podcast by Hollywood actress Susan Sarandon, who I met in a dream.

The poem is called, My Dog's Name is the Bishop's Testicle by Susan Sarandon.

My dog's name is the Bishop's Testicle because his hair fell off in Portugal.

I paint purple veins on his back.

He dangles from my handbag like a stiff ecclesiastical bollock.

I rest the bishop's testicle on the Brown Thomas counter to get discounts on perfumes.

My dog's name is the Bishop's Testicle because he looks the same as Ball's.

His ears fold like the Holy Ghost scrotum.

I've stopped washing him.

He stinks of untanned leather,

and I can hear the smell with my ears.

He can put curses on my enemies, and when he dies, I want to die too.

Our bones will rot into each other and be worshipped as relics in Dundalk.

So that was a piece of prose poetry there by Hollywood Hollywood actress Susan Sarandon who I met in a dream and also during the dream all of my teeth fell out and I was suddenly I was a child I was a child again and I was sitting I was sitting in the doctor's office that I used to visit when I was like four years of age.

I was staring at one of those the old super SAR heaters, we used to call them, those old gas heaters with the glowing red hot panel on the front and feel I could feel the heat on my face and I was watching all my teeth on the ground on the carpet and I was like four years of age and Susan Sarandon was just there beside me telling me everything was gonna be okay everything's gonna be okay did I tell you about my dog his name is the bishop's testicle but I love that about dreams the way that

Time and space collapses and you don't question it.

I wasn't like, oh fuck, I'm suddenly four years old and I'm in my childhood doctor's office.

I just accepted it.

It's just what was happening in the dream.

And then you wake up from it and you're just like, what the fuck was that?

There's no judgment.

It's not good or bad.

It's not silly.

It's just, what the fuck was that?

Last week, Google unveiled a new quantum supercomputer.

Specifically, a quantum computer chip called Willow.

Now quantum computing, I've done two podcasts in the past where I've spoken to experts in the field of quantum physics.

If you'd like to listen to them, the first one's called Quantum Quarantino from March 2020 and the second one is called Speaking to a Quantum Physicist about quantum mechanics and that's from November 22.

Quantum computing uses quantum physics, which is

one of the most fascinating, confusing and terrifying areas of science because it gets right down to the nature and fabric of what reality is.

The quantum level is tiny, like much smaller than an atom.

What fascinates me when I read about quantum physics is that when the scientists go down to that tiny, tiny subatomic level, the rules of reality, the reality that you and I understand, those rules don't appear to apply at the quantum level.

I'm talking rules about things such as time and space, the fabric of what we understand to be reality.

And what's so strange and fascinating about quantum behavior is that quantum particles appear to change their behavior depending on whether or not they're being looked at.

Which is just fucking mad.

That's just mad.

Does the particle know it's being looked at or is human consciousness creating reality?

So quantum computers try to use all of that shit to create a power that operates beyond what we understand reality to be.

So with regular computers, binary computing, binary computing, right?

That uses bits and these bits are either zero or one, on or off, black and white.

This bit is either a one or a zero and that's it.

That's binary computing.

Quantum computing, it uses qubits and quantum fucking physics.

which means it can be zero or one or a superposition which means means it's both zero and one at the same time.

And that's where that freaky quantum shit comes in.

Remember I said a quantum particle appears to change its behavior depending on whether or not it's being looked at.

So as soon as a quantum particle is observed by a human, it becomes either a one or a zero.

But when it's not being observed, it's in a superposition.

It's both one and zero at the same time.

Fucking mad shit.

I don't claim to understand it.

I feel uncomfortable speaking about it because I'm so unqualified to understand it.

What I am doing is accurately reporting my understanding of it based on conversations I've had with experts and doing the best I can using words, which is incredibly limiting.

The experts understand quantum physics not through words, but through maths, through numbers.

So me trying to understand quantum physics using words.

It's probably like trying to understand what music is using words or trying to explain to you a song that I heard but I can't play it for you I have to only use words to describe what it's like and it breaks my heart it fucking breaks my heart because I'm fascinated by theoretical physics I'm fascinated by quantum physics but I can I can I can barely count like I'm not joking I can barely count I'm profoundly deficient in anything to do with numbers I've difficulty reading clocks.

It's an element of my neurodivergence.

But having said that, I do understand maths because if I didn't, I'm a multi-instrumentalist.

I can play several different musical instruments.

I produce music.

I write music.

So music is maths.

Music is just maths having a laugh.

So I do understand maths.

I understand it as a feeling, as vibrations of symmetrical air, but I don't understand maths as numbers.

And when it comes to quantum physics and quantum computers, I have to try and understand it through storytelling and imagery.

So Google have unveiled this highly powerful quantum computer chip, Willow.

So what Google have said about Willow is that it performed a certain

mathematical problem, a computation.

So this computer chip solved the mathematical problem in five minutes using quantum processing.

And then they said for a binary computer, ones and zeros, even the most powerful binary computer in the world right now, if that that computer was to try and solve the same maths problem, it would take 10 septillion years.

So a septillion, which is a, it's a number I've never heard, but a septillion is 1 billion multiplied by 1 billion, then multiplied by 1 billion, and then multiplied by 1000.

So this new quantum computer chip is after solving a problem that would take a regular computer to do 10 of those 10 septillion years.

The universe as we know it

is 13 billion years old.

So what Google have said, this isn't conspiracy theory, this is Google's statement, you can look this up.

What Google said last week was, this willow, this new quantum computer chip is so powerful that it seems to borrow processing power from parallel universes and parallel realities.

That this chip basically proves the multiverse theory.

It's able to operate beyond space and time and access parallel realities and take processing power from them.

So the multiverse theory, it's a theory about what reality is proposed in the 1980s by a scientist called David Deitsch.

So as I mentioned, at the quantum level, and we know this, we know this, quantum particles change their behavior depending on whether someone's looking at them or not.

And that's nuts.

that's mad.

Because

why is a particle?

Why is a little piece of an atom behaving like it's alive?

Now that's not what it is, but that's the only way that my human brain can understand it.

So David Deutsched this by putting forward the theory of the multiverse, that there

there's infinite parallel realities.

So binary doesn't exist.

Yes and no doesn't exist.

Black and white doesn't exist.

Well they do exist in the sense that that's how you and I perceive reality with our human senses.

But with the multiverse theory, all possibilities exist in separate universes and we shimmer between them.

So if you flip a coin and it lands on heads, there's a parallel universe where it lands on tails.

And infinite universes exist all at once for every single possible choice.

And that's the multiverse theory.

And it's fucking nuts.

That's absolutely insane.

But it's a leading legitimate theory on what reality is.

And last week, Google is like, yeah, we've got this new quantum computer chip.

And it can do sums that are so complex that it would take a binary computer many several billion times the age of the universe to do it.

So I quote, Willow is so fast that it seems to borrow processing power from parallel realities.

It's a lot to take on board.

That's not science fiction.

Look it up yourself.

But what I adore about it, what I absolutely adore about it is it actually perfectly aligns with Irish mythology and Irish cosmology and the understanding of the known universe

within fucking Irish mythology, pre-Christian stories that could be thousands of years old.

It's that the fucking police is at the guard siren outside.

Can you hear that?

That is, that's the guards.

The guards are coming.

The guards are coming.

He's comparing Irish mythology to quantum mechanics again.

Arrest him.

Shut him up.

He's speaking too much truth.

So within Irish mythology, and this is what I adore about pre-Christian Irish mythology, is

the relationship with time.

The relationship, the understanding of time in Irish mythology is non-linear.

You see, we think of time as completely linear.

There's things that have happened in the past, there's shit that's going to happen in the future, and also within that understanding of time, it means that there was definitely a beginning.

There was definitely a beginning, and there's probably gonna be an end to time too.

What I'm describing there is called eschatological time.

I try to avoid using unnecessarily big words, because they can get in the way of communication.

But eschatological time and eschatology, it has a very specific meaning.

It means the end of days, an understanding of time that we're building up towards something, and there will be an end.

And for individual humans, that makes sense.

You know, humans are going to die.

I'm going to die.

But with eschatology, time itself is going to die.

Reality is going to die.

And Christianity, Christianity is an eschatological religion.

Christianity is a belief system where there was a beginning.

God created the universe.

and it's all going to end on Judgment Day at the apocalypse.

So with the influence of Christianity and culture you get this way of thinking about time that

we are consistently progressing towards an end point

and it's a lovely story that can help you to find a sense of meaning about the world because it's like there's awful terrible suffering all the time in the world but don't worry just behave yourself and be good because judgment day is coming.

So even though there's evil happening all the time and you feel powerless against it, don't worry, Judgment Day is going to come and on that day the evil wicked people will be punished by God, so don't worry about it.

So you can see when an idea like that became so popular in Western civilization.

Don't worry, the universe isn't meaningless chaos.

There's this thing called time which is a type of script that's been written by God and when it ends all the evil people will be punished.

All you gotta do is worship his son and then you can come and live with God in eternity where where time doesn't exist.

You're free of it then.

But the problem with eschatological time is you then have to start thinking, well, if there was a beginning, then what the fuck was there before the beginning?

There had to have been something.

What is nothingness?

So in some civilizations, like Ireland before Christianity, our mythology hints that time would have been viewed in a cyclical way, like a continuing loop, a cycle.

and also that time was incredibly flexible and there was openness for parallel universes that existed outside of time.

And also when Christianity came to Ireland in the 5th century, it's not just bringing this apocalyptic religion, this new religion and philosophy about time being linear and the end times are about to come.

Christianity also brought writing.

What's your relationship with time when writing doesn't exist?

You've got oral stories and mythology that are related to the cycle of seasons.

Seasons are a loop.

Take writing writing out of the equation and your whole experience of reality is loop based.

The moon orbits the earth, the earth orbits the sun.

Our environment is consistent, predictable loops.

Christianity and writing brought institutional memory.

The ability to write shit down and read it and consult it and hold data on a page.

Like there's a There's a medieval manuscript called the Book of Invasions that Irish monks would have written maybe in the 10th century.

And what it is is it's an attempt to take our mythology and write the history of Ireland as a linear story, heavily influenced by Christian writing, but a linear way of holding memory and events in a book that has a sense of distant past and present.

What is a society's relationship with time when you can't write stuff down?

And our mythology would tell us something a lot more fluid.

and strange and weird than linear time and modern science says this too Linear time isn't the case, even though we experience time as linear.

Einstein's whole thing was about relativity.

Time can bend and warp.

As crazy as that sounds, time can bend and warp.

And quantum physics shows some pretty mad shit about time as well.

In 2022, the Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize for Physics was given out.

I can't remember who the fuck it was given to, but basically, these scientists proved in 2022 quantum entanglement.

And so we've got local reality.

Local reality is the reality that you and I experience.

It's it's the local reality of it's linear time.

It's if a tree falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, did the tree really fall?

Yeah, it did, because that's how reality works.

Local reality is

it's the reality that you and I live in.

that abides by the laws of classical physics.

We know that in local reality there's no such thing as instant.

If I turn on a light switch now in this room, even though I experience that light coming on as instant, we know that that light had to travel from the light bulb to my eyes, even though I can't perceive that.

I know that when I look at the sun, the light from the sun, it takes like nine minutes I think for that light to get from the sun to my eyes.

So that's local reality.

Objects, including me and you, we have definite properties like position or speed.

There's no such thing as instant.

Instant doesn't exist.

Things have to travel through time.

But on the quantum level, like really, really, really small, smaller than an atom, there's a thing called quantum entanglement where this local reality that I just explained there doesn't apply.

So in 2022, the Nobel Prize was won.

because these scientists proved quantum entanglement.

And what that meant is

they were able to get two quantum particles and no matter how far apart

they separated these quantum particles they could talk to or communicate with each other instantly like if you could put one on the sun and one here on earth there's no nine minutes they instantly can communicate with each other now i'm using words like communicate and talk because it's the best way to describe this to describe the absolute weirdness and strangeness of this Like Einstein theorized this.

As in, he guessed this is probably what's going to happen, but couldn't prove it.

And Einstein referred to this as spooky action at a distance.

Like even Einstein's running into the problem of language there.

The best that he could do was to describe this as spooky.

Spooky means supernatural, ghost, spiritual, otherworldly, frightening.

because our western understanding of reality is limited by that eschatological time, that Christian time I spoke about earlier.

The linear plan, the linear script that God has written.

Anything outside of that has to be spooky or supernatural or ghost-like and frightening and uncertain.

Spooky means frightening.

So in 2022, the Nobel Prize for Physics was awarded to these scientists because they proved quantum entanglement.

That's what spooky action at a distance is, quantum entanglement.

Quantum particles are entangled.

Time and space doesn't appear to apply.

How can one particle know what another particle is doing across great distance?

How is the information traveling?

And it's like traveling doesn't exist.

Speed doesn't exist.

This is something beyond this that we don't have words for that's outside of our perception of local reality.

I'm trying my best to use words, but it's something outside of time and space.

But someone won a Nobel Prize in 2022 for proving it.

So it's fact.

So quantum computers, quantum computer chips, they make use of this entanglement to allow their qubits to work together in this highly coordinated way.

So that's why you get this willow chip that can perform calculations that would take a binary computer, the binary computer working within this local reality, one, zero, one and zero, black and white, on and off.

The quantum computer is using entanglement to operate outside of time and space.

to perform tasks that takes the the binary computer several billion billion years to do.

And this is so revolutionary that Hartman Nevin,

who's a physicist and he's the founder of Google Quantum AI,

he just says straight out, this chip is so fast that it appears to be borrowing processing power from parallel realities, which is a massive statement.

And it very much aligns with the theory of the other world.

in Irish mythology.

So when I say Irish mythology, I'm talking about a massive body of stories that we have to assume Irish people had before Christianity, before the 5th century AD.

Stories that they could be thousands of years old.

But the reason we can read these stories is from the 5th century onwards, Irish Christian monks, they wrote down our mythology.

They wrote our mythology down.

So going back there to the Google quantum chip, I'm going to speak metaphorically now.

That chip did a calculation in five minutes that should have taken several billion years.

It did these calculations at the quantum level outside of time and space or as the Google fella said accessing parallel universes.

If you're hearing banging in the background.

It's it's 12 o'clock.

It's happy new year's.

I'm recording this.

Right now it's New Year's and now all the local little shits in the neighborhood are setting off fucking fireworks.

The bollocks is.

I'm trying to explain.

I'd just gotten to the point where I'm trying to explain quantum physics in Irish mythology.

Happy New Year, everybody.

I suppose I like the synchronicity of that.

You know, I'm doing a podcast about the nature of time

as the new year is ringing in at this very second.

So I'm just going to have to talk through the fireworks.

Of course, those fireworks again are part of a pre-Christian tradition.

Within Irish mythology, we have this concept called the other world, the other world, and the other world

it's not heaven or hell, it's not in the future, it's not in the past.

The other world in Irish mythology is a parallel reality that can be accessed by certain people at certain times and certain points.

And the other world in Irish mythology contains fairies, gods, demons, it's supernatural.

and at the celebration of Sowen for instance, Halloween, it was said on this night on Halloween, the veil between the other world and our world was very very thin and demons could escape from the other world.

So people did big massive huge bonfires, big bonfires, to scare off the demons from the other world during this transitionary time.

And those fireworks that you're hearing right now.

All those fireworks, because it's New Year's Eve, we've ushered in a new year.

You can trace all that back to the lighting of bonfires at important times of transition.

But anyway, look, the fucking quantum computer chip.

This quantum computer chip did a calculation that should have taken billions of years.

Google said it accessed parallel universes, and then it reported back to our time five minutes later and said, Here's the answer, buddy.

Irish mythology is rife with stories exactly like that.

The other world in Irish mythology It's a parallel universe, it's a mirror that exists right alongside the reality that you and local reality that you and I experience right now.

In Irish mythology, the other world is just behind the mist or just at the bottom of that well.

And time doesn't really exist in the other world, this parallel universe.

And the other world doesn't have limits like we have in our reality.

In the other world is infinite knowledge.

infinite knowledge and infinite artistic inspiration.

Infinite food, infinite peace.

In parts of the other world, pain and sorrow don't exist.

Sometimes it's called Tirninogue.

It's a supernatural parallel realm, a parallel universe that exists in Irish mythology.

And we've got numerous stories that are so similar to that Google Quantum Chip.

I'll give you an example.

The Voyage of Bran.

So this is a story that was written down.

It was written in the Book of the Dun Cow.

which is a book, a manuscript that was written in the 10th century.

And this book contains a story called The Voyage of Bran.

So, ages ago, there was a king in Ireland, and his name was Bran.

And Bran didn't really like being king.

Bran wasn't happy just hanging around, he just didn't like it.

So, one day, Bran, there was a party going on, and Bran disappeared.

He fucked off into the woods by himself and he went for a walk.

And while Bran was walking in the woods and connecting with nature, he heard this beautiful music.

A sweet music unlike anything

any musician could play and he followed the sound of this music through the forests.

But no matter how he tried to chase after the music the music still seemed to be coming from right behind him.

It was confusing him and the music got sweeter and sweeter until eventually it lulled him into sleep and Bran fell asleep in the forest.

And while Bran was asleep, in his dream he visited the other world.

And in this section of the other world, there was a land of beautiful women.

It was always sunny.

There was plenty of food.

Everybody was happy.

There was no anger.

There was no pain.

There was no cruelty.

This was a wonderful, wonderful paradise.

And in his dream, this beautiful woman walked towards Bran and said, what's the crack, Bran?

You're in the land or you're in the other world now.

This is it.

It's so peaceful here.

You're in the other world.

And this was the most beautiful dream and Bran didn't want to wake up.

Then Bran woke from the dream and he's in the forest and he's like, fuck me, that was an incredible dream.

How strange, what a strange dream that was.

And he went back to his castle to the party that was going on.

And everyone was like, where were you, Bran?

And he said, nothing.

He said nothing about what had actually happened.

So the party continues on anyway, people are having crack.

And then all of a sudden, this woman appears in the party.

And it's the woman from Bran's dream.

It's the beautiful girl from the other world.

Except now she's at the party with Bran and everybody can see her and everyone's going, wow, who the fuck is she?

She's gorgeous.

And she walks up to Bran in this reality and whispers into his ear and says, Bran, you gotta build a boat.

Build a boat and you gotta come to the other world.

All you gotta do is go across the ocean and sail through the mist.

Sail through that mist and you can come to the other world to the land of women that you were in in your dream.

So Bran says fuck yeah I hate it here.

I'm going to the fucking other world.

So Bran is king.

This is his new secret project.

I have to get nine trusted men and they're gonna build this boat and we're gonna sail beyond Ireland and we're gonna reach the other world by sailing through the mist.

So he picks nine men, they build the boat and then they set sail and they set sail far beyond the west of Ireland, beyond the edge of the world.

And as they go across the waves, they see the mist, and now they start going through the mist.

And as they go through the mist, the Irish god of the ocean, Manon MacLear, he approaches them, but he's on a horse drawn carriage.

So first of all, Bran and all the lads in the boat are like, Fuck me, is that the god of the sea?

And secondly, how is that god of the sea riding a horse and carriage on the fucking ocean?

And then Manon, the god of the sea, he rocks up on his horse on the ocean to the lads in the boat and then he says to them, do you know what lads?

From your point of view, you're actually in the sea on a boat.

But from my point of view, you're not actually in the sea at all.

Your boat is in the middle of a meadow and you're surrounded by apple trees.

Isn't that mad?

And then the lads are like, no, Manon, we're definitely in the middle of the ocean.

We are definitely in a boat in the middle of the ocean.

And then Manon is like, I know from your point of view, you're in the ocean, but I'm telling you, from my point of view, you're actually in an orchard.

And both of these things are true at the same time.

And that little detail there, that's really unique to Irish mythology.

That's your parallel universe there.

That's a mad concept.

That means that like our Irish ancestors who were telling these stories, they had an understanding of reality that incorporated parallel universes.

The lads Bran's boat were in a quantum superposition.

They were in a quantum superposition.

It's not binary.

You're not

one on the sea, zero in an orchard.

In this story, Bran and his crew are both in the sea and in an orchard at the exact same time, depending on how you observe it.

That's quantum mechanics.

That's a quantum view of the universe right there.

So when the lads in the boat begin to accept, they begin to accept the strangeness of this.

When they begin to accept, alright, I get it.

We're in a boat.

Okay, I can see the sea.

But actually we're in an orchard at the same time.

And we accept that these two parallel realities exist at once.

Then they continue to row forward and row through the mist.

And then they find themselves in the other world.

Now they're on land.

even though their boat is now on fucking land.

So now that they've landed,

they're like, right fuck it we're in the other world they're on an island in the other world.

So Bran and the lads stay inside the boat on this island in the other world and they see a bunch of people on land and they shout to them and they say are we in the island of beautiful women but all the people on land just start roaring laughing and pointing at Bran and the lads in the boat and then they say tell me are we in the island of beautiful women?

Are we in the other world?

What's the story?

And then the people the people go no no no this isn't the island of beautiful women.

You are on the island of joy.

This is the island of laughter.

So then Bran and the boys in the boat, they get pissed off.

What the fuck are these cons talking about?

The island of laughter.

So one of the crew says, I'm going to get out of this boat and I'm going to go to one of them and I'm going to get some answers.

So he does, but the second he steps foot outside of the boat, now he starts roaring laughing.

And he realises, shit, this is actually the island of laughter.

And if you stay on this island, you can do nothing but laugh but his laughter was so great that he was utterly helpless and Bran and the crew are like come back onto the boat come back onto the boat but your man is laughing so hysterically that he can't make it back onto the boat so the lads eventually just have to abandon him so they sail off again and now they're on the ocean and they're kind of freaked out by this they're like that last island the island with everybody laughing Jesus Christ, that was a bit freaky.

So they go on and they go on and now they see another island and they land and now this is the island of women.

Because the second they land, there's nothing but gorgeous women everywhere.

And the lads, the boat lands

and all the women come up to the boat and they're like, finally, you're here.

Bran, I was in your dream.

I invited you to come to this island.

But the lads stay on the boat and they're like, Bran says, I'm after losing one of my crew.

Like 10 minutes ago, we visited an island and everybody on that island was laughing and we lost a crew member there.

He was in such hysterics that we couldn't get him back onto the boat.

We're kind of scared to get off.

I know it's the island of beautiful women, and I can see you, and you're all gorgeous, but we're kind of scared to get off the fucking boat in case of what happens.

And then the women say, Don't worry, don't worry, you'll have a lot of fun here.

So the lads go, All right, fuck that.

They get off the boat, and now they're in the island of beautiful women.

And in the island of beautiful women,

they have every single single possible desire that they want met is met on this island.

The women serve them up a huge banquet of food and no matter how much they eat the food keeps replenishing.

Same with the drink, same with the music.

This is like the the best nightclub in the world.

Everything on this island for a group of young men is perfect.

And then what happens when they're finished eating?

Riding, riding non-stop riding on an island of beautiful women who want to do nothing else other than ride the lads it's paradise the the rules of this island are pleasure and happiness pain doesn't exist anxiety doesn't exist it is just pure pleasure all the time and bran and his men They stay on this island for a year, experiencing nothing but pleasure for every one of their senses until one day one of the men turns to Bran and says I can't take it anymore you can't take fucking what anymore it's just delicious food and and riding it it's it's too much it's too much pleasure there there's so much pleasure all the time that I don't even know if I like it or not anymore And then all the lads go, will you shut the fuck up?

This is amazing.

But then Nectan is going, no, it's not amazing.

i can't feel joy anymore it's too much i've had enough pleasure i've i i i don't know if i like it i need to go home i need to go home i want to go back i need to go back to ireland and the lads are like you want to go back to fucking that dirt misery rain treachery worrying about whether someone's going to double cross you Sadness?

You want to go back to that?

And Necton is like, yeah, I want to go back to that.

I've had too much pleasure.

So eventually Bran says look fuck it.

He's our buddy.

If he wants to go back to Ireland, we should probably take him.

We don't have to go, but we can take him there.

So Bran goes to the queen on the island of beautiful women and says, one of the lads wants to go home.

And the queen of beautiful women says,

look, all you're going to get is pain.

If you go back to Ireland, if you go back to that spectrum of reality, you're just going to get pain.

And Bran is like I know but this fella that's what he wants he wants pain we really really want to take him back what do we need to do so the queen says to Bran okay

get back on the boat go the way you came but when you reach Ireland leave him off but do not put your feet on the ground whatever you do stay the fuck in the boat leave your buddy go so that's what they all do Bran and all his men they get onto the boat with the journey of returning to Ireland so that Necton can go home and as they sail back to Ireland and sail through the mist back to our reality.

Your man Necton is on the boat and he's there fucking hell lads it's been a year it's been a whole year.

I hope my dog is okay.

I hope my ma is okay.

I hope no one has died or anything in the time in the year that I've been gone.

So eventually the boat reaches the shores of Ireland and Bran and all the crew are there on the boat and the boat pulls up to the shore and Bran remembers what the queen had told him the island of beautiful women don't get off the fucking boat so the boat is on the shores and as the boat lands in Ireland all these people start walking up to the boat going who the fuck are ye and Bran goes I'm King Bran I'm the king

and then a very very old man comes up to Bran and says King Bran

But I remember stories about King Bran from when I was a little child King Bran and his men went off onto a boat and never came back like I'm like 80 years of age and I heard this story when I was a kid and then Bran and the lads are like no like look we're here we've been gone for a year and then Necton the fellow who wanted to come home he started to freak out on the boat he's like what the fuck is going on what are you talking about old man so necton jumps out of the boat boat, and as soon as Necton's feet hit the ground, Necton tries to get the words out to speak to the old man, but in within the space of about a minute, when Necton's feet hit the soil of Ireland, he goes from being a young man to very rapidly deteriorating into an old man and then turning into a skeleton and then eventually turning into dust.

All in the space of a minute.

The people in Ireland on the shore they start freaking out going what the fuck just happened and then Bran and the lads on the boat are going what the fuck was this and then it dawns on Bran we haven't been away for a year.

We've been away for about three or four hundred years and he looks at the people and he looks at the landscape and things are very different and he doesn't fully understand the people.

Bran very quickly took out a stone tablet and carved the details of his journey on an owing stone and threw it at the people of Ireland and then he turned to his crew and said, Don't put your feet on the fucking land.

Fuck this, we're going back to the island of Ryden.

And that's what they do.

So, that there is a very famous story from Irish mythology that's called The Voyage of Bran, written down in the 11th century, most likely thousands of years old, and passed along orally.

And that story tells us about

the Irish perception of time, the Irish perception of reality before Christianity, and this idea of the other world,

that there is this parallel universe that can be accessed under the right circumstances, but it exists alongside us.

And also, the quantum superposition of it's both the ocean and it's an orchard at the exact same time, depending on how you're looking at it.

But also,

Bran in that situation

he's a bit like

he's like the data on that Google computer chip

the data on that google computer chip it wanted to go and that data wanted to reach the other world to figure out a problem and that's what it did in our reality we experienced it as five minutes but that data according to google accessed parallel universes and it actually spent several billion years in these parallel universes and then reported back the findings to us five minutes later.

And stories like that are rife in Irish mythology.

But also too, not only is that story about quantum mechanics and superpositions and parallel universes, it's a beautiful story about the human condition.

It's a story about the necessity of suffering.

Now the thing is, the suffering bit that might actually have been added afterwards by the Christians who were writing it down.

That's very possible.

But your man Nocton, who so basically the lads go off to an island, infinite food, infinite sex, infinite pleasure, all the time.

And for Nocton, that then becomes completely meaningless.

And he wants to go back to Ireland.

And what that story says is,

you can't chase pleasure and expect to find happiness.

Even though you might think, if you're hungry, if you have all the food in the world, you'll be happy.

Or if you don't have a girlfriend, if you have all the riding in the world then you'll be happy the story basically says no these things are nice in moderation but life really is about meaning you have to have a bit of suffering too there needs to be darkness and light if you get too much of a good thing eventually it will lose meaning but challenges hardship suffering grief sadness

these are a very important part of the human condition and they're just as important as nice things like pleasure and you kind of want to have a mix of both in order to live a full meaningful life and that's what that story says.

But that message is kind of Christian.

So the Irish monks might have added that bit afterwards and maybe the original story was like, nah, we went to a land of riding and it was class.

And then one stupid idiot was like, I want to go back home and he did and he died.

But but the Google quantum computer, that quantum chip Willow, that got me thinking about the voyage of Bran because of a complete acceptance and understanding of superpositions and an understanding and an acceptance that

there's a multiverse, there's multiple universes that you can slip in and out of and when you do that, you can exist outside of time.

And all of this stuff is very quantum.

It's very quantum mechanics.

Within Irish mythology too,

you can enter and access the other world through different points in the landscape.

Certain points in the landscape are considered very sacred.

Anywhere where there's a sheet, as it's known, or like an ancient hill, an ancient hill or barrow, is seen as an access point to the other world.

Mist,

anything misty, is seen as a veil where you can slip into another dimension.

Shape-shifting.

In Irish mythology,

fairies, the fairies who are deities that exist in the other world.

The fairies,

nobody in Irish mythology sees a fairy.

Like, when I say fairy, forget about this bullshit of little tiny characters with wings.

Forget that.

Fairies present themselves in Irish mythology as animals.

A fox or a deer or the morrigan, the crow.

And it's not necessarily that the fairy is changing shape.

Again, it's that shimmer, it's that spectrum of reality.

So the morrigan, the morrigan in Irish mythology is a goddess, the goddess of war, destiny and fertility.

And the morrigan, you see the morrigan as a crow, as a bird, as a crow.

But the morrigan doesn't turn into a crow.

It's both a crow and a goddess at the exact same time, depending on where you're looking at it from.

And again, that's a tough one to get our heads around.

But just like that story of Bran, where they met the god, the god of the sea, and he said, I know you think you're in a boat at the sea, but from where I'm standing, you're actually in an orchard.

And both of these things are true at once.

In Irish mythology,

the mardigan, it's both a crow and a goddess at once.

It appears in our local reality.

In this reality right now that we can touch, we see the mardigan as a crow.

But if you're in the other world, the mardigan is a goddess.

Parallel dimensions, a completely different way of understanding the world and reality, completely different way of understanding reality.

But if you're walking by yourself in the woods and you wander through the mist, all of a sudden you might see the morrigan as a terrifying goddess.

You turn again and all of a sudden it's a crow and you don't know.

And that's the fairy stories.

That's when people get freaked out in the woods.

Going, I saw a fairy, I saw a crow, I don't know which one it was.

I explored that shit in my fiction.

I've got a story from my last last book Topographia Hibernica called The Pujine Maker.

Pujine is it's Irish moonshine but putine makers they genuinely believed that they were that in order to make this put gene that they were they were stealing whiskey from the other world like this this drink was so powerful that it must be magic that's been stolen from the other world and put gene makers used to believe that they were consistently being pursued by fairies who were going to steal their children or kill their children.

So in the short story that I wrote,

the Pojin Maker, the central character has a little baby and this baby is born a boy, but he dresses the little baby as a girl and calls it cat.

Because again, that was a common tradition with Pojine Makers.

They used to, if their child was born a girl, they'd dress it as a boy to confuse the fairies.

But my character in this story is consistently terrified of animals.

He's terrified of cormorants.

He's terrified of deer.

He can't trust any animal as being just an animal because he believes that these animals may actually be fairies coming for his child.

And that was my way of

trying to understand what the anxiety must have been like to live in that reality, to believe that animals around you might actually be fairies who were coming to get you.

But in Irish mythology, you can access the other world through all these different points.

The mist

are these barrows, these sheed, and also holy wells, sacred wells, that's a huge one.

Sacred wells, these natural springs of which there's loads all around Ireland, these were seen as points of access to the other world.

Sacred wells, in particular, they were seen as more as access points to the other world.

They were seen as sites where you could, in this mortal reality, derive some power from the other world.

Healing for example and like we've got many sacred wells in Ireland, they've since become Christian, but we've got sacred wells in Ireland which are known as

shoal, shoal wells, wells to do with the eyes.

So people who would have had you know conjunctivitis or infections in their eyes, they would go to an eye well and they would wash their eyes with this water and their eyes would heal.

But these are natural springs.

So if you were to analyze the water of an eye well, you'll find that there's a fuck ton of zinc there's a lot of zinc in this water that comes from down underneath the earth and that will actually heal your eye if you have an infection but the people would have most likely said this well is actually connected to the other world the other world where there's no illness where everything is plentiful where it's a paradise this well is connected to that through these bubbles and that's what's healed my eye the magic of the parallel other world is what's after healing my eye but also with the other world

Wells were very important for artists.

Writers and poets and writers were held in very high esteem in Irish society.

If you're a musician or a poet,

this was a very important thing to be.

And poets would go to sacred wells to drink from them to try and get knowledge and information from the other world.

One of the most important wells in Irish mythology that would transmit information, information and knowledge from the infinity of the otherworld was known as Cunla's Well.

Now you can visit Cunla's Well now.

It's up in County Cavan, very very close to the border.

It's now called the Shannon Pot.

It's called the Shannon Pot.

It's a tiny little pool just close to the border in Cavan and you can visit it.

And that's most likely Cunla's Well.

But in mythology Cunla's Well was a pool of water like a natural spring that had bubbles at the bottom and this was seen as a direct entry point to the other world and those bubbles contained knowledge and information from the other world so poets and artists and writers thousands of years ago would go to this well to drink the water to get inspiration.

How do we know this?

Because it's written down in the book called the Dinshenkis which basically means the story of places, the lore of places.

And the Dinshenkness, it's

a book that was written in about the 11th century, again by Irish Christian monks.

And it's a list of place names in Ireland and what those names mean and the mythology associated with all of those places.

The most famous story about Cunla's Well, of course, is this is where the salmon of knowledge swam.

So in Cunla's Well was this magical salmon, this magical salmon, and because this salmon lived in this pool of water, the salmon absorbed all the knowledge, all the knowledge of the other world into its body.

And whoever could catch that salmon, if they ate it, they would achieve all of the knowledge and information of the other world.

Now, if you're Irish, you know the story of the salmon of knowledge, we all learned that when we were kids, but I'm conscious that most of my listenership is from outside of Ireland.

So, very, very briefly, the story of

the salmon of knowledge is

there's a young fella called Fion McCool.

Fion McCool is is a great epic Irish hero but within the Fenian cycle of mythology there's stories of Fionn McCool as a child and when Fion McCool was a child there was an old poet by the name of Finagus and Finagus wanted to be the greatest poet.

So Finagus was like The only way that I can write the greatest poetry in Ireland is if I visit Cunnla's well and I'm gonna have to fish every single fucking day and eventually I'm gonna catch the salmon of knowledge and when I eat that knowledge I'm gonna acquire all of the information and knowledge of the other world and write the best poetry.

So Fion McCool says to Finnegus, fuck it, I'll help you.

So one day Finnegus finally catches the salmon of knowledge and he's like, I can't believe it, I've been doing this all my life.

Here's the fucking salmon.

I caught him.

I'm gonna cook him and I'm gonna eat him.

So Fion McCool, who's like 12, goes to the old man Finegus, the poet, and says, I'm gonna help you cook the salmon of knowledge.

No bother.

So they set the salmon up on a spit and they put a fire underneath them.

And Fion McCool's job is to turn the salmon on the spit so that it doesn't burn.

But as Fion McCool is turning the salmon of knowledge over the fire, he notices a blister appear on its skin because he's not turning it fast enough.

So Fion McCool goes, oh fuck, we can't have a blister appearing on the skin.

This owful has been fishing for this salmon his whole life and it's gonna have to be delicious

so Fionn McCeel

he reaches with his thumb to put out the blister on the fish but as he does it he burns his finger and then he sucks his thumb but in that moment when he sucks his fucking thumb all the knowledge and information of the other world that's in the fish it goes to Fionn McCool and not the Finnegus it's a beautiful story but what it also tells us is that

pre-Christian Irish people believed that the other world was a source of infinite information, infinite knowledge, infinite wisdom, infinite intelligence.

And it shows us most likely that when poets or musicians were writing and creating art, that they were getting their inspiration from the other world.

That's where art came from.

And my favorite story about Cunla's well as a little a sight into the other world.

My favorite story, and I've definitely told you this before, is

so like I said, you can visit, you can visit this well up in Cavan.

It's called the Shannon Pot.

And it's called the Shannon Pot now because it's the literal source of the River Shannon.

The River Shannon is the longest river in Ireland.

It starts up at the north of the country and it goes all the way down and it finishes in Limerick in my city.

It's huge.

And the Shannon River begins in Cunnell as well, in this ancient well.

And the story in Irish Irish mythology regarding how the Shannon River was made is utterly beautiful so there was a poet by the name of Shonnan

and she wanted to be the greatest poet in Ireland she wanted to write the greatest poetry so if you want to write the greatest poetry you go to Cunnla's well you go to the well where the salmon of knowledge lived and you drink from that water So Shunnan, she was like, alright, I'm gonna go up to this well, I'm gonna drink the water and then I'm gonna write amazing poetry.

But when Shonen got to the well, she got a bit greedy.

She looked down into the well and she saw the bubbles, the bubbles rising up from the bottom.

Now she knew that those bubbles, that that was access to the parallel dimension, that was access to the other world.

So she decided, I'm not just gonna drink this water.

I'm gonna jump into the well and I'm gonna swim down to where those bubbles are and I'm gonna I'm gonna visit the other world.

Like fucking Bran and all them at the bottom of that well if I swim down I'm gonna break through to the other spectrum of reality and exist in the other world and get all the information that way so she decides that's what she's gonna do she dives into the fucking well swims down to the bottom but then the other world rejects her the other world is like

Mortal humans can't come in here this isn't how you get to the other world so the other world completely rejects her at the bottom of this well and it rejects her by shooting her body into the air miles and miles into the air on this torrent of water so now cunla's well is spouting miles and miles into the air and it begins to flood all the land around it and as cunla's well floods

all the information of the other world floods with it and it flows all the way down through Ireland, carrying the body of Shunnan.

It carries her body all the way down through Ireland, eventually reaching the Atlantic Ocean.

And that

becomes the river Shannon.

So the River Shannon that's still there today, that's the origin story of that river.

It's from a poet who tried to swim to the bottom of Connell as well

to access the parallel dimension, the other world,

to get the infinite knowledge.

What I find so fascinating about that and what way it reminds me of this

mad Google chip information is

the Google Quantum Computer Chip, now I'm taking big poetic liberties here,

but if the Google Quantum Computer Chip is heading off to multiple universes, to alternate realities, to solve gigantic maths problems, and then traveling back to our reality five minutes later to give us the answer to these problems, isn't that a bit like the Irish other world?

Isn't that a bit like shunning there,

wanting to travel to the other world so that she can receive all of the information, all of the knowledge, all of the wisdom.

She's going to the multiverse?

This is what it feels like.

The Google Quantum Computer Chip.

Scientists are giving it a problem.

Here's your problem.

Solve this mathematical equation.

right solve this this maths problem

that little maths problem is like bren that's the hero about to go on the journey.

So then the mathematical problem goes on the journey in the quantum computer chip and it visits the multiverse.

While the mathematical problem is in the multiverse, it's spending billions and billions and billions of years there accessing all the information in the multiverse.

And then while it's in the multiverse, in the parallel universe, it solves the problem and then comes back to us.

But we experience the whole thing as five minutes.

That's an extremely liberal, poetic interpretation of a quantum computer chip there.

I might be miles off.

If a physicist is listening, they could be laughing at me.

But

using stories from Irish mythology and seeing similarities in these stories around the other world,

that helps me to understand

quantum computing better.

That helps me to understand quantum physics better.

Because I don't have access to mathematics.

I can't do maths.

But I adore and love quantum physics and I'm so curious about it and I want to know everything about it.

So my point of access to putting language to something I don't understand is mythology.

So I want to view the quantum computer chip.

The problem that you give a quantum computer chip that that's a little bran on a journey into the other world and then he comes back time and space doesn't exist and we get the answer this week's podcast was actually supposed to be a mental health fucking podcast for the new year this was supposed to be a mental health podcast for the new year and i've just done an hour solid not speaking about mental health but speaking about quantum fucking physics and irish mythology but sure that's that's what i love about this podcast That's what I enjoy about this podcast.

To have the space to do something like that.

We'll talk about mental health next week.

We can talk about that.

Maybe it's better next week.

You don't want to be hearing mental health shit maybe on the 1st of January.

Not the 1st of January.

Let's wait until everybody's back at work at least.

And maybe we'll speak about mental health next week.

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My final thoughts on the Google quantum computing thing.

The goal of these quantum computers

that are more powerful than anything we can possibly fathom.

These quantum computers are using quantum mechanics.

This is how the universe works.

This is how reality works.

Eventually, they want to create a simulation of reality.

A computer simulation of

our universe and world.

And

why would Google want to create a simulation of reality?

To test things out?

Imagine you have a quantum computer with an exact

replica of the universe and every single person in it and every possibility.

Well then if you have that you can do like ah I wonder what a pandemic would be like.

I wonder what would happen to this city here with all these people if we give it a pandemic.

What would a tornado be like?

Genocide maybe.

I wonder what a big genocide would be like in this little universe that we've made on this quantum computer, this simulation of reality that's exactly like our reality.

I wonder what a genocide would be like.

What would terrorism be like?

What would a road accident be like?

What happens if there's loads of road accidents?

So, if they can get the quantum computers to create simulated realities where they test out horrible things to try and improve our reality, or let's just say a giant pandemic so they can figure out how to respond to it just in case it happens in our reality.

If we get to that point

where we're effectively continually inflicting suffering on a simulation of of reality.

If we get there,

we're actually gonna go, hold on a minute.

What if we are a simulation?

What if that's the reason there's so much pain and suffering and awful things?

What if we're a simulation?

What if pain exists and suffering and misery exists in our reality?

Because someone has created our reality.

as a test tube for misery.

What if that's why things are the way they are?

And I promise you,

if they manage to get these quantum computers to create a simulation of reality and they start testing cruel things on it, that's how we'll start to view our reality.

We'll start to think that we are a simulation with someone testing shit out on us.

Cause that's a pretty good explanation for why there's so much fear and misery and terrible things that happen in reality.

So I'm going to leave you with that for the beginning of 2025 and hopefully next week I'll be back with some practical mental health tips.

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