FH mini 123 - 80s Goofs

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Hey, everyone, and welcome to the Flophouse.

I'm Dan McCoy.

I'm Stuart Wellington.

And I'm Elliot Kalen.

Stuart was laughing because he's got a cat in his lap right now.

Yeah.

Archie, my

stripey cat, is very affectionate, particularly with Stuart of the house guests that we get.

And he's rubbing all over between the two of us, like, hey, hey, he's doing what's overrated.

What about doing what is technically called putting his stink on me?

Yeah.

Picking us up.

Hey, this is the Flop House, as previously mentioned.

I'm Ellie Caleb.

Oh, we're doing that in Willington.

Hey, and I'm Dan McCoy.

But what we do on the flop house.

We did our names backwards, memento style.

Primarily is to watch bad movies and then talk about them.

However, every other week we have been doing minis where we just kind of freestyle it.

One of us is in charge.

And I'm in charge this week.

And I will say that, you know, the state of the world has sort of made it hard for me to like think of new things, sort of

enjoy things, enjoy life, conceptualize,

you know, not

just be wanting to sort of lie down and not move.

And so it's

not since your boy got elected, right?

Now that you don't have anything to work toward, uh, that's not that's not why uh,

you always like to uh put that out in the world, um,

and I don't care for it.

Uh,

so it's it's it's weeks like these that I'm like, let's fall back on an old favorite, okay, a refillable if you love favorites, they're my favorites.

It's time to take a trip to the land of goofs.

Oh, with a

goof contest.

I I love goofs.

Dan loves these too.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

He doesn't love a good goof.

There's a whole troop of them.

Now, if you'll recall from previous installments, goof-based installments, the IMDb pages for films have a goof section where people are able to catalog the errors,

the snubs, the flubs.

that

happen in the course of making film.

Think of them as Hollywood's community notes, and they work just as well.

They're bloopers without the practical jokes.

That will make sense to people who grew up at the time that I grew up, but not other people.

Did you ever, Dan, when you watched the bloopers and practical jokes show, were you like me where you liked the bloopers but did not care for the practical jokes?

I was exactly like that.

I'm like, get these practical jokes out of here.

I just want to be.

I'm not interested.

I want to see famous people messing up.

Can they be mean or?

Yeah.

But so these are community contributed.

And

as such, the idea of what a goof is is wide-ranging and interesting.

And

there's a lot of academic work being done on the subject.

Or at least there was until recently with the government cuts.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Now, how we do that is this is a.

I'm a goofmaster in charge over here.

This is nominally a game where I read a goof.

I guess in chief.

What's your official goof master title in chief?

I'm goofmaster general.

Yeah.

This is

sort of a game where I will read out a goof, and it's up to you gentlemen to try and shout out what movie you think this goof is from.

Okay.

Like all games,

it only has limited appeal as a podcast that people listen to.

So if you want to digress and add some zaz to it, that's always taking it seriously.

Just gameplay.

And this one is called, I love the 80s, but I hate those fucking goofs.

These are

80s movies, goofs.

These are not necessarily...

Because we're like 80s kids around here.

We grew up with like slap bracelets and

acid wash jeans.

Most of those things are early 90s.

Jurassic Park and The Net and The Matrix, 80s stuff, you know?

And a 14-year-old Stewart.

Nirvana, 80s stuff.

So these are all 80s movies, not necessarily the

top of the 1993 Mets, you know, 80s stuff.

Not necessarily the top of 80s cinema, but certainly iconically 80s films.

Stranger Things.

Now, in some of these cases, I will have redacted details that maybe are too

giveaway.

Well, there's a few names in here that if I just use the names, you would know what it is.

But a lot of times I actually just keep the name because...

Maybe you'll remember, maybe you won't.

Who knows?

Anyway, that's enough explanation.

Here's your first fucking goof.

Alex is shown using only a plastic face shield while operating an angle grinder.

OSHA requires eye protection also.

Parentheses, goggles, whenever face protection is needed.

What kind of fucking goof made this goof?

What movie?

Is this Flash Dance?

I was going to guess Flash Dance also.

Yeah.

Guys, I think this might be the first time.

a goof was successful to guess

usually

it was all usually usually our goofs are goofed on, but this time we ungoofed the goof.

We're going to have to get like a fucking matching goof tattoos now because we find it.

Yes, we do.

It's going to show her in flash dance arc welting the word goof on it.

Yeah.

Or instead of water splashing on her, it's just goof splashing on it.

Just a whole bucket full of goofs.

Yeah.

Put some fucking goggles on.

You're going to go blind.

Yeah, yeah.

And then you can't flash dance

anymore.

You can still flash dance.

You just can't watch other flash dancers.

That's true.

That's true.

I mean, you you can also go blind if the flash dance is too flashy.

Close.

Because the flash is too blind.

Don't look into the flash when you flash dance.

Nothing's going to keep.

I'm going to put nothing between my peepers and the flash dance.

I mean,

flashes?

Have you guys ever been at the theater?

Yeah, yeah, the flash of the superhero.

Yeah, he takes dances.

Have you ever been to Speed Force here?

You've been to a theater and they go, please refrain from all flash dance photography before the show, during the show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have been to one of those.

Yeah.

And I'm like, you can't stop me.

And I take out a DVD of flash dance and I start taking pictures of it.

You're like, why did I spend so much money on these tickets to Hamilton if I'm just going to sit in my seat taking pictures of a Flash Dance DVD?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, here's another goof.

A goof you might be able to see on the street in your ordinary life.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Here's a goof we've all noticed.

Daily goof.

Give us this day our daily goofs and etc.

Yay, I will fear no goofs for thy arith with me.

Here we go.

Gary says to the perfume sales girl, one does not refer to a 23-year-old woman, meaning

Lisa, as a girlfriend.

Name redacted, was 24 at the time of filming.

What kind of fucking goof is this?

That the character's age was not exactly the same age

as the person playing this character.

We all know that actors can only play the same age that they are in in real life.

That's just a rule.

That's got Jason Shathan only plays like 60-year-old men.

This actress was a full year older than the script.

A perfume sales person.

Pretty good goof.

Yeah.

Does that help you decide whether it was a good goof or not?

A good goof?

Yeah, it helps me decide.

It does help.

I always love Dan's anger at the erroneous goofs.

Okay, this would have been in the 80s.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

You've grasped grasped

the twin pillars of the premise here.

If this was a killing joke song, it would be the 80s.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let's see.

I will say this was,

fuck, I don't know.

Well, Pretty and Pink, sure.

I'm going to say Loverboy.

You know, you came sort of close with Pretty and Pink, Stuart.

It is Weird Science.

Weird Science is another.

There is a scene in a mall in Weird Science, but I did not remember a perfume salesperson.

Well, perhaps you'll do better with this

Unforgivable Goof.

Probably not.

That YouTube album, The Unforgivable Goof.

Oh, man.

Dan, Dan.

My memory is.

I'm not even going to get it.

My memory for movies is so bad, let me just tell you.

I don't even remember what movie I just guessed in that last one.

I don't remember what movie I said.

So let's go on.

What's this goof?

When Name Redacted grabs some rope at the cabin,

he says,

three-quarter inch double braid.

The rope is actually a three-strand construction.

These fucking goofers.

I hope someone got fired for that one for sure.

What kind of rope they're dealing with?

I'm going to guess the great outdoor.

I'm going to guess the great outdoors sort of.

Okay, I'll guess, I don't know, funny farm.

You know, you're in the zone in that you're going comedy, and this is, I think,

primarily comedy, even though it has other elements to it.

On Golden Pond?

Would it help you to know?

Would it help you to know that

the name that I redacted was actually a number?

Short circuit?

Yeah, it is.

In fact, short circuit.

That might be, it might not be a goof for the movie.

It might be that they're showing us that Johnny 5 is alive and can now make errors in in identifying hope.

I think you should put it in the incorrectly regarded as goof section.

You're right, Dan.

I have the time to go into the goof section for short circuit and correct the goofs with my interpretation.

What do you got going on?

What's going on?

Oh, nothing.

Oh, nothing.

Okay, well, here's it.

I mean, this is a goof that I know at least not to

provide too big of a clue.

I think this goof is close to Stewart's heart.

So here we go.

At around 10 minutes, Annie tells the truck driver she will cook for 50 kids.

But later, at around 19 minutes, tells the Jeep driver she doesn't like to call children kids.

Fucking character inconsistency goof.

Her preference to not condescend to children by calling them kids is thrown in the trash when she's

I mean, you know, earlier in the movie.

You have to remember back that she had said that, but.

You got to have a goof brain.

You got to be looking for goofs.

Okay.

Goof hunter.

Cast your mind back nine minutes and remember that this does not.

I mean, perhaps it's a different Annie.

Maybe she's been replaced.

Who knows?

And I'm guessing it's not Annie from the movie Annie.

No.

Little orphan Annie?

That would be a good guess, but I would have redacted the name if it was, in fact, the titchiller Annie.

Yes.

Okay.

So Annie, she sometimes calls kids kids, sometimes doesn't want to call them kids.

I don't know.

True Beverly Hills.

And there's a lot of kids in this scene?

She's just saying that later she's going to cook for 50 kids, but then in both cases, she's talking about absent kids that are like...

Okay.

So it's not like she's talking to people who drive things.

It's not the 80s movie called like 50 kids adventure or something like that.

That would be wonderful.

Whoa, so many kids

tricked us on this one.

I'm going to guess, you know, I have no idea, so I'm just going to guess any 80s movie that comes to mind.

Rocky IV.

No, you know, is it Rocky IV?

They say a foolish consistency is the hobby goblin of small minds and Annie of lesser minds.

And they don't say that, Dan.

Ralph Waldo Emerson says that.

Okay.

Proper people.

Let's get a proper attribution, Daniel.

Yes, but

it's been said by many people, including me.

I mean, Dan's right, actually.

You'll check the tape.

That's true.

Other people have said it.

That's true.

It's Not just my boy RWE.

Friday the 13th.

Friday the 19th.

You're right.

Okay, well, this is the only goof in the movie, an otherwise flawless film.

Yeah.

This is an unconscionable.

I feel like I'm learning that I'm the real goof.

I can't believe they did this, but here goes.

How could they?

How could they?

It's my beautiful boy.

Name Redacted says,

I would have waited an eternity for this while standing over the fallen name redacted.

Literally waiting forever means it would never happen.

What a fucking semantic goof.

A temporal semantic goof being made there.

If you waited forever, it would never happen.

Was it Thunderball where the villain was semantic goof?

Well, well, well, semantic goof.

Your plan was never going to succeed.

This is a very important thing.

I think you'll find that what you mean to say is my plan was unlikely to succeed.

You can't prove a negative.

You can't say it would never succeed.

So an 80s one.

It's waited an eternity for this.

Yeah, this is.

Masters of the universe?

That's a good call.

It's very close.

Okay.

Stuart, can you take that double hint?

Yeah, I'm going to say Kroll.

Is it Kroll where you're going?

But the closest was that it's an 80s cartoon.

It's Transformers the Movie.

Optimus Prime is the one who's fallen.

So the goof is not that they're living robots that turn into cars.

No.

I mean, that's a pretty egregious goof.

That's pretty pretty fucked up, right?

This doesn't exist in real life.

No.

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two uh

i think i honestly stewart's winning actually

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Now back to our game where I'm losing.

Well, enough talk of practical jokes.

Let's get back to the bloopers, the goofs, if you will.

What a segue.

Dan, you're getting pretty good at this.

It only took like a little bit less than two decades.

Yeah.

Well, did you see all that stumbling I did during the outbreak?

Well, here we go.

Here's a goof for you, goofsters.

Let me buckle my goof belt.

Yeah.

Pull up your goofy ride.

Strap on your sock garters because I'm about to knock them off.

Near the end.

Knock the garters off?

Yeah.

Okay.

Near the end, when Alice is showing Tess her new office, she says, hit shift S for your schedule.

Now on any keyboard, anywhere, Shift S will bring up a capital S.

So she would have to type something else for her schedule.

It's a good point.

God damn.

I'm going to guess it's Working Girl.

I'm going to guess it's Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

Elliot, you are on the board.

I think we both have to one point now.

Finally.

It is Working Girl.

But apparently Mike Nichols has never used a fucking computer in his life.

I'm going to believe that at that point in Mike Nichols life, he had not used a word processor yet.

He will say that's a dumb goof to worry about, but it is a pretty funny goof because, yeah, they should know that.

Shift S just does just give you a capital S.

Because that's also how it works on a typewriter, too.

Yeah.

Well, coincidentally, here's another typing-related goof where the typing section maybe.

I love it.

Near the end when Name Redacted is typing on her computer, apparently she's typing the longest word in the history of modern language because her fingers never touched the space bar.

What kind of

fucking Molly Bloom over here?

Yeah, are we to believe this is some sort of...

Miss Bloom, Mrs.

Bloom, I wanted to talk to you about this memo that you sent.

Yes, I said yes over and over again.

Who wrote this?

Long-ass word.

Yeah, you make a good point.

They could just be typing in German.

Let's see.

So I assume it's not a German movie or a German character, or else it would be less of a goof.

So it's not the bad guy from Raider's Lost Arc.

So it's probably not Raider's Lost Arc.

There's also, I don't think, any scenes of him typing in that movie.

No, I was

certainly before word processors.

Yes, I mean, they had typewriters in the 90s.

Somebody types a really long thing.

Actually, long time on a typewriter?

Or on a TV?

You know what?

Also, typing on her computer, it says.

Oh, okay.

And what movie is this from?

Oh, you almost got me.

Almost got you.

You just had to say it.

I'm going to say, let's see, typing on a computer.

It's a movie that has a computer in it.

But from the 80s, that narrows it down.

It kind of does.

War games never touch the space.

War games, man.

Except, I don't think, I don't know if a woman ever.

touches a keyboard in war games.

I think it's all

I'm going to say, real genius.

It is when Harry met Sally.

Sally is typing at the end.

Sally's typing.

She does not care to break up her words.

No, she's writing the old Roman Latin style where the words just run together.

Yeah, that's part of what took him so long to get together, I think, is he could read their letters.

She's mad at the length of the words in her.

Pardon me, I have to belch.

One second.

Cover me.

Cover me, boys.

You didn't cover me.

You didn't cover me.

Nope.

You let me down.

We wanted to hear the belt.

Yeah, we wanted to hear it.

Well, after that buildup,

as punishment, you get another goof.

Here's one.

No!

Both Name Redacted and Name Redacted have lunches that require refrigeration, sushi, and a carton of milk.

Both of these are sitting in a warm library for hours, likely would make the consumers sick.

Oh, breakfast club.

That's what I was going to guess, too.

Yeah.

Well, Stu got there first, so I'm going to get him first.

Breakfast Club.

Every time he says Namer Dacted, I think he's saying Namer.

And I'm like, Namor is in this?

Have lunch.

There is no way Namor would have stayed for the whole detention in the Breakfast Club.

He would have said, me, I,

the Prince of Atlantis, enclosed due to some principal's demand?

Imperious Rex.

And he would just burst out through the wall.

Yeah.

You know, they do require refrigeration.

I don't think that necessarily leaving out a carton of milk for like a morning is going to make you sick by the end of it.

But

you don't know how

I'm not the goofmaster for this one.

But I thought you were the goofmaster.

I'm the goofmaster general.

Oh, I see.

But I'm not this specific.

You're good at delegating.

That's the thing.

I don't know.

Whoever, which one of my minions put this goof in there?

The secret of management is to trust the people who are doing the work.

So I may not always agree with them, but I have faith that they're going to do right.

And if they don't, I course correct.

Yeah, well, they're failing the spot checks, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, that's true.

Here's an

here's a goof.

The breakfast club is not an organized club.

They receive no funding from the school for their activities.

In fact, it's a detention.

Here's a goof.

Why the fuck do they call themselves the breakfast club?

Yeah.

Doesn't really relate to anything.

Arms don't work as a good ashtray.

The movie opens with the screen smashing and cracking.

In real life, screens do not spontaneously crash.

All right, thanks.

Characters,

this is a new goof, by the way.

Oh, okay.

Oh, it's this not a breakfast club.

Because I was ready to say breakfast club again.

Characters use odd phrasing often.

For example, sleptwalked, something's funny going on.

Have you ever dove?

And of course, whomever might complain.

Teague also refers to the large amount of software in the Freelings living room, but almost certainly means the hardware of the video equipment.

What kind of fucking goofsters would write this bullshit way of talking, this idiomatic way of talking that, you know, people do all the time with malapropisms?

Why

does this goof stand?

I'm going to say it's Sex Lies and Videotape by our old friend Irish Soda Bread.

I'm going to say poltergeist.

Stuart, my God, you're cleaning up this fucking skull.

Poltergeist.

Poltergeist.

Honestly,

I never, I've seen poltergeist many times.

I've never noticed that they talk in an odd way.

But this goof has, I guess, changed my mind.

I guess you haven't watched Poltergeist enough, and neither have I.

I didn't notice it either.

Yeah.

Do you know that was like, I think we talked about it.

That was like the one thing that really

scared me as a kid.

Like the guy peeling his skin off.

Yeah, that's a scary moment.

Yeah,

it's a good question.

That's what's the thinking behind it.

You're only hurting yourself, pal.

There's no extra skin beneath that.

Maybe that's what he was trying to find out.

He's like, Am I a snake?

Let me peel my skin off and see if there's more skin in my skin.

I'm not.

I guess I'm not a snake or any sort of reptile.

I'm not one of the aliens from V or V, the final battle.

No, neither.

Yeah.

Well,

let me send you out the door with one final goof.

Okay.

This goof, my God.

Really building up this goof.

Characters at an outdoor concert fanned themselves, presumably to show how hot it is, even though there's obviously a heavy breeze that would make such activity superfluous.

What

fucking

idiotic piece of Hollywood trash would make a mistake

a heat-related mistake like this?

I'm going to say, stand by me, pie-eating scene.

I'm going to say, La Bamba.

Well, surprisingly, this goof, while seemingly a bunch of nonsense, did have a clue to the movie in it, in that it was heat-related, as I said.

Heat?

That's not an 80s movie.

Oh, body heat.

Body heat.

Yeah, this was heat, that famous scene that takes place at a concert when Robert De Niro and Al Pacino go to a concert together.

It was good to see the Spin Doctors together, yeah.

That would have been awesome.

I believe that.

You know, we're kind of two princes, aren't we?

But once we're in the middle of the day, it takes place in L.A.

They should have been like a red hot chili pepper sculpture.

Well,

I'm not stealing things.

People are giving away, giving away, giving away the things.

What do we mean under the bridge?

Go on, Dan.

May I?

You know what?

I forget what we've learned a lot today.

It was that dead on Al Pacino I just did that really was.

I transported you into the world of heat.

You know, I don't know what I was going to say to wrap it up, honestly.

Well, there's no way to prepare something.

I was going to recapitulate the score.

That's what it was.

I wasn't keeping careful track, but I believe.

All tied up.

I believe it was 3-1 in Stewart's favor, which means that.

I think Stuart handily won this one.

Ooh.

It makes him the goof of the day.

Goof of the day.

That's me.

Ironically, by missing out on the goofs, I'm the goofess, and Stuart is the gallant for this one.

So, Dan,

you're going to update the Flopfouse Instagram page to have a certificate of my awarding getting goofy.

Goofery.

I just feel like everyone

should see my achievement.

I just wanted this to be a lesson to all you

makers out there in Hollyweird that the internet is on the case.

They're not going to let you get away with these kinds of shoddy pieces of work.

So make sure everything's tight or else lest you be the goof.

But anyway.

Yeah, goof or be goofed.

That's the law that Dan lives by.

This has been.

And as the Lord has said, goof not lest ye be goofed yourselves.

Blessed are the goof finders.

We have more

face to find goofs.

Yeah.

No, this is, you know.

And God said, let there be goofs.

And there was.

This has been a short and goofy Flophouse Mani.

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And they're funny, a lot of them, too.

I'm not casting shade.

There's some of them them that aren't meant to be funny is what i'm trying to say yeah uh but that's maximumfun.org check them out check out our producer he goes by howl dotty on the internet alex smith is his name he does a great job making us sound good uh when we throw dumb stuff at him he's always like yeah i can take care of that i can do that for you he's like let me pull these goofs out

um

But that's it.

See you next time for the Flop House.

I've been Dan McCoy.

I've been goof of the week for Wellington.

And I continue to be goofing up my goof identifying.

This is Elliot Kalen.

I'll goof you next time, Stuart.

I'll goof you, but good.

You know, you goof 100% of the shots you don't take, right?

I thought it was that you miss 100% of the shots you don't goof.

Oh, that's where that's why you fucked up.

Counts fairy.

All right.

Bye.

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