The Infinite Monkey’s Guide to... Oceans

23m

If there’s any doubt that the deep sea is as exciting to explore as the moon or Mars, this episode puts the question to rest, as Robin and Brian wade through the back catalogue to learn all about the ocean. Professor Lloyd Peck from the British Antarctic Survey tells them about the weird and wonderful creatures he’s encountered at sea, from rat-tailed fish to bacteria that feed off sulphides that could kill them, but Dave Gorman is still sceptical that it’s an environment worth investigating. And he's not the only one – fellow comedian Tim Minchin might live near Australia’s best beaches but says he’s terrified by the idea of getting in a submarine, let alone sharing such a small space with Brian Cox!

Episodes featured:
Series 6: Oceans: The Last Great Unexplored Frontier?
Series 21: Coral Reefs
Series 24: Exploring the Deep

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Producer: Marijke Peters
Executive Producer: Alexandra Feachem

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Runtime: 23m

Transcript

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Speaker 11 Hello, I'm Robert Inks.

Speaker 8 And I'm Brian Cox, and this is the Infinite Monkeys Guide 2.

Speaker 1 Now, the bubble physicist Helen Chersky gets very annoyed when she hears people say that we know more about the moon than our ocean is.

Speaker 11 Am I right? Really? Yeah.

Speaker 11 You name one

Speaker 8 aquatic life form that lives on the moon.

Speaker 9 But it's not about that. You've misunderstood.

Speaker 11 Prawns.

Speaker 9 More about squid.

Speaker 1 What, they live on the moon?

Speaker 8 No, in the ocean. So I've already said two things.

Speaker 1 Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 9 Pufferfish.

Speaker 1 Yeah? But this is still not an answer. Anyway, but you remember at the Albert Hall, she was very angry, wasn't she? When she talked about it.
Yes.

Speaker 8 Although I challenged that. I think if you compiled an encyclopedia of the moon and an encyclopedia of the oceans, the encyclopedia of the oceans would be larger.

Speaker 8 It would contain more bits of information than the encyclopedia of the moon.

Speaker 1 It's a magnificent mystery, the ocean, and it is not a failure of human exploration, but a celebration of the complexity of evolution by natural selection.

Speaker 8 Today we offer an infinite monkeys guide to oceans.

Speaker 1 Which might include sea monkeys.

Speaker 11 Will it include sea monkeys?

Speaker 8 I don't think they

Speaker 8 avoid snorkeling simians.

Speaker 1 Sea monkeys, to be honest, any of you ever purchased sea monkeys, what a rip-off. I think I can say that legally now.
Anyway, where are we going to start?

Speaker 8 Here are Lloyd Peck, who's a scientist of the British Antarctic Survey, and Dave Gorman, who isn't, discussing the weirdest stuff of the deep.

Speaker 8 Though perhaps weird is the wrong word, because it's weird to us, but it's not weird to the creatures that live there.

Speaker 15 For a long time there were the incredible mariners' tales of the bizarre creatures that lived in the sea and you would see them kind of, you know, giant octopus and like.

Speaker 14 And then there was a point where they went, well, this is all rubbish. And then suddenly there was an investigation and people were going, we are finding some really weird stuff out here.

Speaker 14 What point was there this?

Speaker 14 Well, I suppose discovering life that people believed couldn't exist on the planet Earth. When was that the the point of discovering that?

Speaker 3 Well, that's a kind of progressive thing because it's one of those where if you go and look somewhere where you've not looked before, you find things that you've not seen before.

Speaker 3 So, as we went the first time to the deep oceans, we found animals that we didn't know existed. And yes, there are large squid living in the deep ocean.

Speaker 3 There are some mega-mouthed sharks that live in the deep that have mouths big enough to encompass people. We have some very bizarre animals, rat-tailed fish.

Speaker 3 And then if you go and look in places that are really well out of the way, so in the Antarctic, you find fish that have no red blood cells.

Speaker 3 They're the only vertebrates on the planet that if you cut them and drain their blood, you have clear blood, and yet they can still live, and that's because the temperatures are low.

Speaker 3 You have some really bizarre animals that you never realised existed. There are animals like wood lice that are 25, 30 centimeters long in the deep sea.
And yes, you have some bizarre animals.

Speaker 3 The more you look, the more you find. Deep sea hydrothermal vents, you find animals that just don't fit the patterns of life that you think, even biochemically.

Speaker 3 And they live in symbiosis and they've got bacteria feeding off hydrogen sulfides. And yet, if the hydrogen sulfides get into their own body tissues, it kills them.

Speaker 3 So they have this really interesting problem that they're closely dependent on the bacteria that are living off something that's inimical to life.

Speaker 19 They're sort of like Jordan and the tabloid press.

Speaker 11 Very much like Jordan and the tabloid press. That's right.
Very much.

Speaker 3 Which one's the sulfide-dependent bacterium?

Speaker 19 I understand like biodiversity and how everything is interconnected, and when everyone says, oh, you know, the Siberian tiger might die out, and I understand the panic and trying to keep these things alive.

Speaker 19 But if the species that are living right at the very depths of the ocean were to die, our lives wouldn't be any different. So who gives the toss?

Speaker 3 You've made several assumptions there.

Speaker 11 Yes, absolutely, yes.

Speaker 18 He's now currently in what we call the Clarkson role of the show.

Speaker 14 I'm just,

Speaker 19 are we connected to them?

Speaker 3 Well, I'm loath to use the word gratuitous in response to what you're saying, but what you're saying is gratuitous.

Speaker 3 If you think about the way the world works.

Speaker 19 Well, that's what I was trying, but you've told me off.

Speaker 3 And think about how important the oceans are. The oceans are the biggest mechanism for transferring heat around the planet.

Speaker 3 Okay, and that happens because cold water at the pole sinks and drives a conveyor of major ocean currents.

Speaker 11 Now,

Speaker 3 the reason we are warmer than Canada is because of that system. The Gulf Stream keeps us several degrees warmer than Canada because of that.

Speaker 3 If those organisms down there are to die, it's because those currents have stopped.

Speaker 3 And that's what happened the last time organisms died en masse down there was the major ocean currents on the Earth stopped. We had huge anoxic layers in the deep sea oceans.
There was no Gulf Stream.

Speaker 20 It got bloody cold.

Speaker 8 Coral reefs are also a barometer of the health health and sustainability of our planet. Something comedian Marcus Brigstock is very interested in.

Speaker 8 Here he is discussing surprising fish with professor of marine conservation Callum Roberts.

Speaker 21 We do know that things are evolving quickly on the reef and one of the things which is incredibly potent as a selective force is predation.

Speaker 21 So reefs look like they're really benign places to live and everything's bobbing around.

Speaker 21 You know, if you've watched Finding Nemo, everyone's getting along incredibly well, even the predators and the prey. And

Speaker 21 that's true. If you look at the reef,

Speaker 21 there will be tiny little fish just dancing around within inches of the mouth of a huge grouper, and the grouper's sitting there in its hole, eyeing it, but not really bothered to move.

Speaker 16 And you think, well, why is that?

Speaker 21 Why doesn't this fish snap up?

Speaker 16 these insolent little prey items.

Speaker 21 And the answer is that because the prey items know that the grouper is there, the grouper knows there's no point in it actually trying to catch them because they will lose.

Speaker 21 The prey will win. So, what you see is this kind of illusion of a benign place, a happy place.
But in fact, acts of predation are incredibly quick and fleeting.

Speaker 11 So, you can be down there for hours.

Speaker 22 I've seen exactly that happen in a nightclub in Cardiff.

Speaker 16 Same system.

Speaker 11 I'll stop there.

Speaker 16 I'm fascinated by that and by the

Speaker 22 some of the stuff you see on Reeve. I mean, look, I know it wasn't made for my benefit, but box fish.

Speaker 22 How was there an evolutionary advantage to effectively becoming a slow-moving cube that's bright yellow,

Speaker 22 that everything can see, that doesn't really function like a fish does because it can't move its body properly. It can only do its tail and side fit.

Speaker 22 I mean, it could do jazz hands like you wouldn't believe. But I cannot imagine when I look at them, what was the evolutionary advantage of turning out like that?

Speaker 17 And also, for the audience listening on the radio, that was a superb box.

Speaker 23 Thank you.

Speaker 22 I did jazz hands down by my hips and did a bit of a shimmy.

Speaker 17 And look, yeah, tried to look as cubic as possible.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that I can pull off pretty easily.

Speaker 24 But I think, I mean, that is what has to happen on a reef: that things have to get specialized into niches that you wouldn't have quite imagined that they could could exist.

Speaker 17 I think Marcus is asking, what is the niche?

Speaker 24 The niche is, firstly they would get stuck in your throat because they're solid and they're square and they're not that tasty and they're saying by being unusually shaped and brightly coloured that that's a warning that you're not that good to eat.

Speaker 1 Now the blobfish won the Ugly Animal Preservation Society's ugliest animal award.

Speaker 11 You made that up haven't you?

Speaker 1 No it really does exist. There's this terrible problem isn't there which is the ugly animal people aren't really bothered about conserving them.

Speaker 1 But well, as you know, we did a show which I think in the end was called something like, Why do we care about pandas?

Speaker 1 But the working title was a lot more expletive-laden, I think. Yeah, because they're not that a blobfish, they looked fantastic.
And a panda, they're lazy.

Speaker 8 Was it called pandas?

Speaker 1 What the yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a little bit close to that, I think, as far as I remember. We changed it to Should We Panda to Pandas.
But yeah, the blobfish is such a fascinating thing.

Speaker 1 Well, also, because I think it's very unfair don't you because we see the blobfish when they place it like a sample when it's been fished out of the water and it looks very different doesn't it when it's actually in the deep yeah we took you from the depths and then brought you very quickly to the surface didn't let you exhale and then took a picture of you you'd look weird i'm not doing that again by the way because i think that's what made me so weird in the first place

Speaker 8 in exploring the deep marine biologist dr diva amon told us a little about other fascinating pin-ups of the peculiar mating anglerfish and sea pigs.

Speaker 1 Sea pigs are fascinating and considerably better than sea monkeys.

Speaker 8 It's amazing that you can teach them to dive.

Speaker 18 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 So it's complicated, you know.

Speaker 26 The deep ocean is dark and it's just an absolutely massive place.

Speaker 25 So it can be quite difficult to find a mate.

Speaker 25 So instead of sporting a luminescent lure like the female does, you know, male anglerfish have massive eyes and massive nostrils to help them seek out their ladies.

Speaker 25 And the ladies can actually be up to 60 times larger than the males.

Speaker 25 So then, when a lucky male does find a female, he becomes so, you know, taken with her incredible scent and her overwhelming charisma and her incredible looks that he just bites her.

Speaker 27 And when he bites her, it triggers a hormonal reaction that causes his lips to fuse to the side of her body. And then his organs begin dissolving, right?

Speaker 29 And his circulatory system fuses with hers.

Speaker 25 And eventually he becomes nothing more than a dangling testes on the female side.

Speaker 27 He basically just gives her sperm whenever she needs it.

Speaker 25 And she gives him everything he needs to stay alive.

Speaker 8 Is it possible that there are big things down there amongst the unknowns?

Speaker 26 I mean, how big are we talking?

Speaker 11 I don't know. Giant squid.

Speaker 8 Giant squid-level.

Speaker 8 Not dinosaurs, actually.

Speaker 11 Not like this monsters.

Speaker 15 I mean, I'm interested. I think what Brian's trying to say is, is it possible that there are ghosts down there?

Speaker 30 Because it does seem, you know, it's below the twilight zone. It does seem highly likely.

Speaker 11 Sorry, Robin.

Speaker 30 That is what you were trying to say, wasn't it?

Speaker 31 There's goats down there.

Speaker 11 Oh, well, goats as well.

Speaker 11 Spider goats,

Speaker 31 goats are amazing and they go anywhere, but there's not going to be goats down there, mate.

Speaker 25 We're joking about this.

Speaker 25 Sean and I have actually seen pigs down in the deep sea.

Speaker 11 Yes.

Speaker 30 This is where the show was meant to get to.

Speaker 11 Tell us more about the sea pigs.

Speaker 27 No, it actually wasn't even sea pigs. We mean land pigs.

Speaker 31 I just know this is a lie because you try and stop a pig from drinking for 18 hours and they just won't do it.

Speaker 25 So very quickly the deep sea is a really food limited environment.

Speaker 26 So what happens is sometimes you get these really big injections of food in the deep sea.

Speaker 27 So it could be a tree that floats out to sea and sinks, or a whale, for instance, that dies and sinks into the deep ocean.

Speaker 27 And that prompts us feeding bonanza on the deep sea floor because animals come from far and wide to just gorge on what has arrived.

Speaker 25 So we were in Kingston, Jamaica, getting on a ship to go out to the Cayman Trench to look for the world's deepest hydrothermal vents.

Speaker 25 And we decided, hey, why don't we just sink some

Speaker 27 animals, dead animals, obviously.

Speaker 25 And so we went to the butcher's in, no, it was Montego Bay.

Speaker 25 went to the butchers in montego bay and uh just ordered some pigs some whole pigs and we strapped them onto the rv they were called petunia and princess

Speaker 8 and we left them down on the deep sea floor to see what would come to eat them i remember when we were talking a while ago about how because you've gone down quite deep into the ocean haven't you you've you've gone on like yeah on the alvin submersible and we went down to see hydrothermal vents off baja california i think it was about more than two kilometers down.

Speaker 8 It's a remarkable thing as you descend, because you realise

Speaker 8 that after just a few tens of meters, it's pitch black. So you can't see anything at all.

Speaker 8 And I suppose our picture of the deep sea, you imagine that there are things swimming around and you can see them. All you can see is bioluminescence, unless you turn the lights on.

Speaker 8 So it's a remarkable dark and cold place with very strange animals.

Speaker 1 How long does it take them to go down two kilometres?

Speaker 8 It took a long time, several hours, several hours to go down, several hours to come back.

Speaker 1 What was the first thing you saw? You just go, that's natural selection.

Speaker 8 You start to see these lights in the darkness, and you realise that they're animals. They see creatures swimming around,

Speaker 8 essentially lit up like Christmas trees. It's absolutely bizarre.

Speaker 8 And then when you get down to the vents, in those vents, Albaja, California, they're surrounded by mats of sulphur because of the bacteria that live on hydrogen sulfide.

Speaker 8 So they secrete sort of yellow mats of sulphur around the vents. And of course, you can't see it until you turn the lights on.

Speaker 8 You turn the lights on, and you see colour, you see tube worms and shrimp. I remember shrimp everywhere, just

Speaker 8 two kilometers down below the surface of the ocean. So it's fascinating that creatures that we know of live down there.
And of course, many creatures that we don't know of.

Speaker 1 I would love to do that. Apart from you, you weren't allowed to go to the loo, were you? And you had to be dehydrated.

Speaker 8 You can.

Speaker 1 You can.

Speaker 11 No. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're all soggy. You can't pop outside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's not like in space where it's just nice and easy. Then you just wee through that little hole, doesn't it? It turns into ice crystals.
Whereas

Speaker 9 if you open it.

Speaker 8 You don't open a little hole in the spacecraft.

Speaker 1 No, but there's that lovely story, isn't there? I forget which Apollo mission it was, where some of the urine was let out. And then I don't know how we've gotten to urine at this point.

Speaker 1 I do apologise, listeners.

Speaker 1 It's usually later, isn't it? And there were, yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally it's a special late-night edited version where we talk about different excretions in space.

Speaker 1 But that moment where the crystals of urine were mistaken briefly for like, what on earth is that incredible shower of light? And they went, oh, it's the urine that's just frozen very, very quickly.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so that was my theory of why you see so many wonderful things in the deep is because you're dehydrated, you're desperate for a wee, and your mind's just making up any old rubbish.

Speaker 1 So I'm not entirely sure that I trust all of your flamboyant sea monsters that you came back telling me about.

Speaker 1 But Tim Minchin joined us to talk of deep sea exploration and actually what prevents him from going so far down.

Speaker 15 Tim, I know you live near water, don't you? And are you one of those, are you an Australian who loves exploring the ocean? Are you a scuba diver?

Speaker 31 No, I'm not a scuba diver because the Lord didn't bless me with very good ear holes. I snorkel with my kids a bit.
I live on a rocky bay called Gordon's Bay. I live right near there.

Speaker 31 Not very close, Stalkers, just around that area.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 31 I like, we snorkel, you know, there's a couple of big blue gropers who live there and we go looking for them.

Speaker 31 And I swim I swim in the ocean, so I swim from Gordon's Bay to Kooji around the headland, or at least I did until a week ago when someone got munched and now we're a bit nervous about it.

Speaker 15 Have you? I mean, actually Brian's got so much wealth that he can get in a little submarine whenever he wants really. Have you been off with that chance?

Speaker 15 Have you had the the chance to go deeper into the ocean?

Speaker 31 To go into a small submarine with Brian Cox. Yeah.

Speaker 31 Submarine is one of the few small spaces that Brian has not invited me into.

Speaker 11 I mean,

Speaker 8 how dare you?

Speaker 11 None of my spaces are that small.

Speaker 31 I find the idea of submarines utterly terrifying, which is, I guess, absurd because it's just a plane with water on top of it. I mean, it's, you know,

Speaker 31 you're just as screwed if your plane doesn't work. But yeah, it scares the crap out of me.

Speaker 8 I just want to pay tribute to the professionalism of Robin's interviewing, where his intro to you, Tim, was, now you live near water, don't you?

Speaker 11 But he does. Not everyone lives near water.
Let's make this clear.

Speaker 15 Some people live by the seaside, but not everyone lives by the seaside.

Speaker 31 Just say most people live near water, Robin. I'd say that's the same thing.

Speaker 11 There's a difference between

Speaker 31 sapiens or all animals that live near water.

Speaker 1 You're quite right.

Speaker 11 You are always near water because you yourself are predominantly water.

Speaker 1 So I should have said, Tim, you're predominantly made up of water. Do you like it or do you wish you were drier?

Speaker 11 Now we would have been

Speaker 11 sticking that question in instead.

Speaker 31 Tim, you're really deep. You could have gone with that.
That's what I would have.

Speaker 11 Hey.

Speaker 1 Right at the beginning, we talked about the idea that we know more about the moon than the seas.

Speaker 11 But what about knowing more about Mars?

Speaker 1 than we know about the seas of Earth. So what I mean is the amount of

Speaker 1 unknown knowledge, unknown, unknown knowns, unknown knowns. So in terms of unknowns and known unknowns, Mars versus the oceans, go.

Speaker 8 There's a great deal of interest in Mars now.

Speaker 8 We've got a lot of missions on the surface of Mars as we speak and in orbit around Mars because we want to piece together the history of that planet because

Speaker 8 early in its life, so around the same time that life was beginning here on Earth, Mars was Earth-like, by which I mean it had liquid water on the surface, potentially oceans, rivers.

Speaker 8 So the conditions for the origin of life were, as far as we know, present on Mars at the same time as life began here on Earth. And so that's why we're particularly interested in Mars.

Speaker 8 The oceans are, I'm going to say, easier to explore.

Speaker 8 That would be doing a disservice to ocean exploration. It's very hard to explore the bottom of the deep oceans, but it's also very hard to explore Mars.

Speaker 8 They are both filled with tantalizing questions.

Speaker 1 Good. I think we can say that they both have enough quandaries to remain truly fascinating.

Speaker 8 It takes longer to go down to the floor of the deepest oceans and back again than it does to go to the International Space Station and back.

Speaker 11 Put it that way.

Speaker 1 I know. That's amazing, isn't it? Again, and it's that moment, isn't it?

Speaker 1 That's why the moment we find on any other kind of extraterrestrial body, any form of life, then the number of questions, the speed of the number of questions that will be generated, I just think is remarkable.

Speaker 9 And of course, we don't know.

Speaker 8 I mean, you said when. I mean, it really is if.

Speaker 8 Even on Mars, it looks like everything was there, but it's still a big if. Did life begin? And if so, how? What does it look like?

Speaker 1 What did it look like, Robin? I remember it from Robinson Crusoe on Mars, starring Adam West from TV's Batman. It was actually a barren of life, and perhaps we could have just left it there.

Speaker 1 Once you've sent Adam West to Mars, that's enough, isn't it?

Speaker 8 He found no life on Mars.

Speaker 1 No life on Mars, yeah. But then again, of course, as we know from Jeff Wayne's Wall of the Worlds, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.

Speaker 1 They say, but it turned out out that despite it being a million to one, there was a terrible invasion, and uh, much of uh Kent and uh Suffolk was very badly damaged by it.

Speaker 8 Don't we need to put a disclaimer on it? Because you did that in your newsreader voice, isn't it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, do you know what we're trying to get as more listeners by creating that Orson Welles panic that, of course, happened in 1940 or whatever it was?

Speaker 1 Anyway, so here are Lloyd Peck, who we've met already, and a man that we were sold by his agent as being half apple and half human, Bramley Merton.

Speaker 8 He's a professor of marine geology, he's not half human, half apple.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought he was half apple because there was some kind of bobbing element that was used in his exploration.

Speaker 8 So his head is an apple. It's less dense than water.

Speaker 1 He's a dream of Magrittes. For some reason, the BBC don't like our references to surrealist artists.

Speaker 15 They say that our core demographic won't understand them, but we think he will.

Speaker 1 Core demographic. Oh, core demographic, an accidental pun.
Anyway, here are Bramley Merton and Lloyd Peck explaining the difficulties of ocean exploration compared to space exploration.

Speaker 32 This is a really weird thought, but actually, our planet is one of the darkest planets in the solar system, right?

Speaker 17 Because there's no light down there.

Speaker 32 This is something I tell my students. We've got 70% of the planet covered in ocean, and you can't see anything.
It's easy for Brian with his telescope to look up and go, oh, look, there's the moon.

Speaker 33 There are craters.

Speaker 18 It is infinitely big, though, the universe.

Speaker 11 But you can see it.

Speaker 8 The ocean is finite.

Speaker 11 There are photons.

Speaker 20 There are photons buzzing around

Speaker 34 and bringing you information.

Speaker 32 But the bottom of the ocean is absolutely dark dark and it's black and you can't see anything. And

Speaker 32 the pressure's down there, space travels a dawdle. You've only got one atmosphere difference.

Speaker 11 You've never been this aggressive before, Lisa. You said it used to just be nice.

Speaker 30 Well, we should, I'll tell you what, looking at a telescope or whatever you do at CERN, trying to think, oh, oh, that's easy.

Speaker 15 The sea's just packed with stuff that we can't see. It's dark and mysterious.

Speaker 1 And it stings with all teeth that are very biting.

Speaker 20 But you're floating around in a spacecraft made of tin foil.

Speaker 32 You know, we've got Jim Cameron just recently went down to the bottom of the aquifer

Speaker 11 trench. All clean film.

Speaker 33 His everyday household appliances are sufficient to explore the universe.

Speaker 34 His submarine was like a foot thick of titanium, porcelain.

Speaker 18 I mean, he's got to go down.

Speaker 32 The pressure is there will crush into the size of a peanut if it goes wrong.

Speaker 19 You say that. James Cameron says he's been exploring the oceans, and I think, hang on, a lot of his friends are into special effects.
Did he really do that?

Speaker 32 Well, that's a good question.

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