The Infinite Monkey’s Guide to... The Movies

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Speaker 8 Hello, I'm Robin Ins. And I'm Brian Cox.

Speaker 8 Welcome to the Infinite Monkeys Guide 2, a new series in which we go through our extensive back catalogue of shows about Event Horizons, quantum superpositions, and Dead Strawberries.

Speaker 8 We're not there yet, but there will be that Dead strawberry show. Anyway, this week, we're getting cinematic with the Infinite Monkeys Guide to the movies.

Speaker 9 It's rather self-aggrandising, isn't it? Our extensive back catalogue.

Speaker 8 Well, it's very much like a 1970s advert for an extensive range of Bryan nylon sofas.

Speaker 8 I should do a lot more of this work, shouldn't I?

Speaker 9 I think you should. You've got creepy 1970s voiceover, man.

Speaker 8 Perfect. Yeah, it's that bit of going, sorry, can we do that take again? Your suit made out of man-made fibres keep sparking.
I'm sorry, but as you can see, it moves with me.

Speaker 9 Now, for many of us, it was television and film that ignited our scientific fascination, whether it was Doctor Who or 2001.

Speaker 8 But not the film The Black Hole from 1980, because it turns out apparently only you and I have heard of it, Brian.

Speaker 9 That was actually genuinely one of the great science fiction films for me at that time.

Speaker 8 And so, you know, if you haven't heard of it, then, well, that's not my problem really is it and it's got anthony perkins in it as well wasn't he the guy from psycho yeah norman bates and all that so this week we're looking at some of our favorite conversations about science in the movies in the last few years the likes of christopher nolan and danny boyle have become more scientifically scrupulous and of course as many of you will know danny boyle employed professor brian cox to show that from his perspective without a shadow of a doubt it really was possible to restart a star by shoving a bomb in it.

Speaker 8 Now I've spoken to a lot of other scientists and they say that's nonsense. So Brian, why have you misled the public like this?

Speaker 9 Well, that's not exactly what I said to Danny. What I said was, you really can't restart a star by shoving a bomb in it.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 8 and he just misunderstood the way you said, you really can't for you saying, oh, yes, Danny, yes, you can.

Speaker 9 Let's go with that. Anyway, enough of that.
We're talking here about the rigorous science.

Speaker 9 When we went to Los Angeles, we spoke to Sean Carroll on his work on the scientific plausibility of Norse gods.

Speaker 11 Yeah, well, anyway.

Speaker 9 And scriptwriter David X. Cohen on mathematics in The Simpsons.

Speaker 13 I do have to ask you, Sean, the idea of a science advisor on Thor is.

Speaker 14 What exactly is...

Speaker 13 Where do you draw the line with the science?

Speaker 15 This is why you're not a famous Hollywood producer, I think, is you don't see how this comes in.

Speaker 5 For one thing, they had a wormhole in Thor.

Speaker 15 They envisioned that the Bifrost Bridge that was bringing the gods from Asgard to Earth was, you know, this shortcut through space-time, just like Ryan already said.

Speaker 14 Sorry. So we wanted to get the wormhole accurate for the gods of Asgard to make sure they came down.

Speaker 15 But they didn't want to get the wormhole. They said, so what is this thing?

Speaker 6 And I said, it is a wormhole.

Speaker 15 And the president of Marvel Studios said, we can't call it that.

Speaker 5 It's 290s.

Speaker 6 290s? Can we have our wormhole?

Speaker 6 We've got a wormhole, isn't this?

Speaker 15 So if you watch the movie, Jane Foster, Natalie Portman, says, they must have come over in an Einstein-Rosen bridge.

Speaker 5 So that was my contribution to the movie.

Speaker 15 And then, and Kat Denning says, what is that?

Speaker 5 And Stellan Skarsgaard goes, it's a wormhole.

Speaker 16 Don't worry.

Speaker 15 So without the science advisor, they never would have gotten that.

Speaker 15 And more importantly, without the science advisor, Natalie Portman's character would not have been a particle physicist and therefore inspired how many, who knows how many 12-year-old girls go, like, what is that?

Speaker 15 I want to be what Jane Foster is.

Speaker 8 I just love that it's so nice about it. Ah, Newton's second law, that's so late 1970s.

Speaker 17 We didn't mention that.

Speaker 18 It's quite dealy boppers and rollerblades.

Speaker 9 Well, David, how important is it to get the science right? So The Simpsons are very famous, actually, for paying attention to the market.

Speaker 6 You know, I don't know,

Speaker 19 there's this writer, Simon Singh, from

Speaker 19 England, who has written a book about all the little math jokes that were hidden in The Simpsons and Futurama over the years. So there is a little genuine math and science, but it's not important.

Speaker 19 That's the question it's very it couldn't be less important it's usually it comes in the form of look at you know in this shot of the classroom there's a chalkboard in the background and we're trying to rewrite some joke and after about two hours of failing someone says there's also a blank chalkboard in the background Dave, go out and write some kind of equation to stick on that chalkboard.

Speaker 19 So those usually come in that way and we never thought they were going to be a big deal. Then suddenly people have started writing books about them and I show up here on your panel.

Speaker 11 But let me tell you one more thing.

Speaker 19 When we started Futurama, which has a lot more science in science fiction, really we had a big debate about how much science we could put in.

Speaker 19 And one thing we agreed on early on is science shall not outweigh comedy. That was up on the whiteboard, and I was there the whole time.

Speaker 15 Science totally outweighs comedy.

Speaker 6 Look at it.

Speaker 5 He's going, well, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 Nice.

Speaker 5 That's the conclusion anyway.

Speaker 19 So we like to refer to it and make jokes about it, let people know that we like it.

Speaker 19 But if the plot demands that they travel across space and get to another galaxy, which as you said is unlikely. We're still going to do it.

Speaker 8 Right, Brian, because you are a physicist, I want to know, you've obviously seen some of the Marvel movies, and so many of those movies now use ideas of a quantum universe.

Speaker 8 And sometimes it just seems like, oh, this is an easy way to move the plot on.

Speaker 5 I agree with you.

Speaker 8 Oh, great. That was much quicker than I thought.
What about everything everywhere all at once? Love it.

Speaker 9 However, I wouldn't use it as a quantum mechanics textbook.

Speaker 8 But I think that's one of the things, isn't it, with films?

Speaker 8 If anyone goes to watch a film and then goes, oh, I was going to also use that as my module for my degree, you're going to be in a bit of trouble, aren't you?

Speaker 9 Well, unless it's film studies.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah, film studies. I could probably do that.
I couldn't do physics, but I reckon I could do film studies. I know how to sit.

Speaker 9 It's a beautiful segue, actually. Robin knows how to sit.
Back to wormholes.

Speaker 8 One of the greatest science lectures that I've ever been to was cosmologist Faye Dauker's third year introductory lecture on general relativity. It was so good that even I understood some of it.

Speaker 8 Obviously, until I went into the foyer, when I realised that all the stuff I understood had fallen out of my head when I got up, which was annoying. But she speaks with such passion and such joy.

Speaker 8 And like before a lecture,

Speaker 8 she's more like a theatrical performer, like she's kind of warming herself up because she's so excited about sharing that knowledge with her students. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Do you know that Faye's father taught me general relativity at the University of Manchester in the 1990s? He was brilliant. Stuart Dowker, absolutely superb lecturer.
I loved his lectures.

Speaker 8 Here is, though, Faye telling comedian Ross Noble a little bit more about wormholes.

Speaker 1 The black hole and the wormholes you've mentioned before are

Speaker 1 allowable in general relativity.

Speaker 6 They are.

Speaker 20 And the wormholes.

Speaker 21 Spirit wormholes. Come on.

Speaker 20 Ross, you're absolutely right. There are two different sorts of wormholes.

Speaker 5 I've never heard those words real.

Speaker 21 Go on, no, there's two

Speaker 20 The wormhole in interstellar is a spatial wormhole.

Speaker 20 That's a shortcut in space so that you can travel from one place in space to another place in space almost instantaneously because you go down this little shortcut.

Speaker 20 So those are spatial wormholes.

Speaker 20 My PhD thesis was about space-time wormholes, and you're completely right to make the distinction because they are very different.

Speaker 22 There are three types of wormholes.

Speaker 16 Worms.

Speaker 20 The space-time wormholes are interesting.

Speaker 6 They are

Speaker 20 not these shortcuts in space, but they are space-times where two disconnected portions of the universe can merge and become one.

Speaker 20 And the space-time looks something like a pair of trousers.

Speaker 20 So, if you imagine a pair of trousers, then the two disconnected portions of the universe that are going to merge are the legs.

Speaker 20 And then they come together, of course, and then the waist region, that's the new universe that has formed out of the two disconnected pieces.

Speaker 20 And the two disconnected pieces come together at what is called scientifically the crotch singularity.

Speaker 17 Don't tempt me, madam.

Speaker 21 And

Speaker 20 the interesting thing is that the consensus, the scientific consensus on the crotch is that it produces an infinite burst of energy.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 20 this probably makes this space-time unphysical.

Speaker 20 But again, we will have to wait until we have a full theory of quantum gravity to be able to

Speaker 20 give the final word on this.

Speaker 13 Well, welcome to Call My Blood.

Speaker 16 So, Ross

Speaker 23 is space-time trouser singularity.

Speaker 21 Sorry, I was going to say if this hasn't been condemned by the church already, it soon will be.

Speaker 8 2001 A Space Odyssey is the science fiction movie that seemed to change it all.

Speaker 8 It came out in the 1960s where there was wild experimentation of many kinds and there were many that saw it as a prophecy more than even a movie.

Speaker 8 In fact, fact, in one American cinema, there was a wild-eyed audience member who just suddenly stood up, shouted, Now I see the truth, and threw himself through the cinema screen, finding out that actually what lay on the other side was not a Starchild, but some old movie posters and an oil can or two.

Speaker 8 Also, Brian, did you know that Ronnie Corbett was originally going to be one of the apes in the early scenes of 2001, a Space Odyssey?

Speaker 9 Is that actually true?

Speaker 8 Well, I was told this the the other day that he didn't like having to have straws put up his nose so he couldn't have the latex mask made.

Speaker 8 Because you have to breathe when you'd be having the headpiece made. So that's why Ronnie Corbett isn't one of the apes in 2001 Space Odyssey.

Speaker 10 That would have been wonderful, wouldn't it?

Speaker 8 It would be lovely, wouldn't it, to find out that actually every single one of those apes was played by a very, very well-known celebrity or scientist.

Speaker 9 Tommy Cooper.

Speaker 8 Jacob Bronowski, the Beverly Sisters.

Speaker 8 Anyway, cosmologist Jan Eleven, who's the author of one of my favourite science books, actually, How the Universe Got Its Spots, told us a little bit about Stanley Kubrick's ideas of the depressurized pod for 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Speaker 24 I was thinking about this very, very accurate movie, which is 2001 Space Odyssey.

Speaker 24 And there's a scene where one of the characters gets into a depressurized pod, trying to get back into the spacecraft after Hal's kicked him out.

Speaker 24 And he's there without his helmet on, I believe, for like 14 seconds. And there was this big argument about whether or not his head would explode.

Speaker 24 And apparently, Kubrick filmed it with him wearing the helmet originally, and then discovered some research saying that he could survive for 14 seconds and then refilmed it without the helmet.

Speaker 24 Now, that might not be a true story, but I just thought it was pretty fascinating because it wasn't actually a mistake.

Speaker 9 Do you know what? Actually, I think that Stanley Kubrick got the music wrong in 2001.

Speaker 8 What, Blue Danube, or?

Speaker 9 Yes, because the opening music is Richard Strauss's Also Sprout Zarathustra.

Speaker 9 And it's a wonderful piece of music, and that's sunrise when Zarathustra comes out of his cave and starts walking down the mountain.

Speaker 9 And then later on in that same piece of music, there's a magnificent waltz where Zarathustra waltzes up to the cosmos.

Speaker 9 And he becomes one with the cosmos and he really takes the next step in the evolution of the human race, which is clearly what the film is about.

Speaker 9 And for some reason, Stanley Kubrick did not use that waltz. And Richard Strauss waltz is a parody of the Blue Danube style waltzes.

Speaker 8 So not only do you ruin movies by demanding scientific accuracy, you ruin them by also demanding philosophical stroke, classical music accuracy as well.

Speaker 9 Philosophical and musical accuracy.

Speaker 8 Fair enough.

Speaker 9 You know, when we did a musical with Eric Idle,

Speaker 9 and Warwick Davis was in it as the Big Bang.

Speaker 9 And I said to Warwick that, as far as we understand now, the universe is going to carry on accelerating in its expansion forever. So it will expand forever.

Speaker 9 And ultimately, there are models of the expansion of the universe where the expansion gets so rapid that space and time themselves get ripped apart.

Speaker 9 And Warwick said, Well, could I perhaps construct a little pod?

Speaker 9 Would that protect me? And I said, No.

Speaker 8 One of the greatest imaginative minds in fiction is Alan Moore, author of Watchmen, Viva Vendetta, From Hell, and also a recent short story which concerns the very first femtosecond of the universe and opens with the line, it was the best of times, it was the first of times.

Speaker 8 I love that.

Speaker 9 When I heard that,

Speaker 9 I just thought, why didn't I think of that? And the reason is because I'm not Alan Moore.

Speaker 8 When Alan spoke to string theorist Brian Green, he found out that some of his wilder ideas actually fitted surprisingly well with modern thinking in theoretical physics.

Speaker 4 The thing is, with science fiction, you have to remember the fiction bit.

Speaker 4 I mean, like, I'd keep up to date with the latest scientific theories to see if there were any particularly mad ones that I could possibly sort of turn into a money-making series. But

Speaker 4 at the end of the day, the science in science fiction is mostly rubbish.

Speaker 4 I remember that I think in Halo Jones, I'd got a planet of such mass that time was actually being bent as a function of gravity.

Speaker 4 That sort of I thought

Speaker 6 maybe that could work.

Speaker 1 It's absolutely correct. Is that working?

Speaker 16 Is it? Yeah. All right.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 if you wrote that before 1915, you're a genius.

Speaker 1 Brian, I mean, for me, science fiction was, when I was growing up, was one of those things that inspired me to be a scientist. Because I couldn't really tell the difference.

Speaker 1 I grew up in the 70s, and for me, the Apollo moon landings merge with Star Wars and merge with Star Trek.

Speaker 1 Was that the same for you? Was it a part of what I was doing?

Speaker 25 Well, certainly Star Trek, you know, I would sit around with my dad and we'd watch it, and there'd be all this crazy stuff happening.

Speaker 25 And how could you not get, you know, excited about this guy with pointy ears and flying out and exploring the universe? So I knew from an early age that I got C-Sec.

Speaker 25 So I wasn't going out in a rocket ship. That was pretty clear.
But maybe, you know, you could fly out in your mind, you know, and explore the universe that way.

Speaker 23 See, does it mislead, though, at all, just on Star Trek?

Speaker 23 Because when I was reading something about the other day, about obviously the fact that you can't actually go at the speed of light, you can go near the speed of light.

Speaker 23 And I started to think, would that mean that Star Trek was merely a show in which lots of people just kind of sat there and just went, Are we there yet?

Speaker 25 Yeah, there's a real issue that Star Trek never dealt with, which is if they were traveling at the speeds that they supposedly were by actually warping time, you could never communicate back with Starfleet Command because, you know, so many years would have gone by that it'd be like 10,000 years past.

Speaker 25 You know, so there's a time warp element that they never dealt with. But yeah, you know, those elements, I think, just like you're saying, who cares?

Speaker 25 If it's fun to watch and it's exciting and it gets you, you know, thinking about, you know, the universe, I think that's all that matters.

Speaker 9 Patrick Stewart has managed to maintain a wonderful career on the Shakespearean stage while dominating two major science fiction franchises, X-Men and Star Trek.

Speaker 8 And I have to say, I've rarely seen Brian happier than when he was allowed to touch Picard's communicator badge.

Speaker 9 It was wonderful because there were real meteorites at the recording. So these things are four and a half billion years old, the primordial building blocks of the solar system.

Speaker 9 You get to touch the ingredients of Earth. And yet, me and the rest of the audience were more impressed with Patrick Stewart's communicator badge.

Speaker 8 Here is Patrick Stewart on Star Trek fiction versus cosmological reality.

Speaker 23 And of course, Star Trek the Next Generation, and indeed the other shows, kind of there's this wonderful thing where a ship just goes, Oh, look, here's another planet full of life.

Speaker 23 Here's another planet full of life. And of course, it actually turns out that the universe is of incredible size.

Speaker 23 And to get anywhere, it's certainly with the technology that we're currently talking about, that actually the likelihood of being, you know, we'll get to another planet and go, no, that's just a kind of gas giant.

Speaker 23 That's got nothing in it.

Speaker 26 Yeah, but of course, we didn't film those episodes.

Speaker 16 I mean,

Speaker 10 there were lots and lots and lots of weeks that we didn't find any aliens at all.

Speaker 16 Oh well, I suppose that's

Speaker 16 warp nine at the end.

Speaker 16 There we go.

Speaker 26 But you know, I'm not sure if this is the place and time to... for a revelation.
But you mentioned a date just now, Brian, 1987.

Speaker 26 Now there is a connection between the arrival of Star Trek the Next Generation

Speaker 11 and the

Speaker 26 underfunding of the space race and particularly of NASA.

Speaker 26 Very few people know this, but Star Trek the Next Generation was actually financed by the American government and the CIA.

Speaker 10 Why?

Speaker 26 To distract the United States' attention away from the fact that we were no longer spending any money on space.

Speaker 1 Now, that is a conspiracy theory, isn't it?

Speaker 26 If you say so, Brian.

Speaker 26 And can I just, I know this is kind of show and tell with what Monica has brought along. I brought a little something too, which is also from outer space.
I'd just like you to pass it around you.

Speaker 18 This was from the last year of the series.

Speaker 16 Oh.

Speaker 16 Security!

Speaker 1 Isn't it. Actually, there is something sad about the fact that

Speaker 1 I tried to run it?

Speaker 16 I had a piece of Mars in my hand and it wasn't this.

Speaker 11 I should say what it is.

Speaker 10 It is a Star Trek.

Speaker 1 It's a communicator. It is.
So I can tap it and say.

Speaker 10 An original, not a...

Speaker 18 That's what I wore all the way through the last season.

Speaker 26 So it's been around a bit.

Speaker 23 I have never, that's the biggest reaction. We have talked about some of the,

Speaker 27 in seven series, some of the most incredible, mind-blowing ideas of evolution, of particle physics.

Speaker 18 We have had people talking about CERN, about the Large Hadron Collider and the incredible real things.

Speaker 23 Something made by a prop manufacturer in a suburb of LA.

Speaker 17 Can you believe such a thing exists?

Speaker 14 Get the Turin shroud out of the way.

Speaker 22 Put that in a bin.

Speaker 1 Well, that's a bad example, isn't it?

Speaker 22 What I'm comparing this to is the Turin shroud.

Speaker 27 Let us now pass this relic, this nail of the cross that has been brought here.

Speaker 27 Oh, I have stigmata too.

Speaker 9 The Infinite Monkey Cage episode we took all of these clips from are available on BBC Sands and the Infinite Monkey Cage back catalogue.

Speaker 9 Next week, we'll be hearing from Katie Brand about fruit-generating chickens, and Rufus Hound tells us how he would commit the perfect murder as we mull on what death is in the Infinite Monkey's Guide to Strawberries.

Speaker 8 But before we go, there was a very special treat for us when we recorded our LA episode of Monkey Cage.

Speaker 9 I remember when we walked into theatre, and you, in particular, because you have this encyclopedic knowledge of 1970s television, got very excited.

Speaker 8 Oh, the photos on the wall, the posts on the wall. And then the most beautiful thing is it's the Ricardo Montelbomb theatre, and of course, Ricardo Montelbaum from Fantasy Island.

Speaker 8 He was Khan in the Star Trek TV series, and then obviously Wrath of Khan, and then in the Spy Kids movies.

Speaker 8 But before we went on, there's a pre-recorded announcement which just goes, Ladies and gentlemen, please turn off your cellphones, otherwise, you will experience the Wrath of Khan.

Speaker 9 Yeah, and then to make it even more surreal, Eric Idle and Jeff Lynn turned up unannounced and performed the first, and I think it's the only live rendition of our theme tune.

Speaker 27 Without your trousers in the

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