Episode 773 | "Use It Or Lose It"

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
I wouldn't do that. We are live.
We are live. Put on your podcasting voices.
Put on your podcasting voices. Ish and Ice conversation was too juicy to not hit the start button.
Parks, engineer extraordinaire. Engineer extraordinaire heard it getting juicy.
And because we the best in the biz, we're going to give you all a little bit, a peek, a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the juice. It wasn't juicy.
Some of the juice. Some of the kitchen talk.
I don't know why he wasn't here for that talk, though, anyway. That was when he was out.
Yeah. That's when he did that no call, no show shit.
I didn't do that. Well.
Ian said you did. That Friday you did.
Yeah. No, no.
It don't matter. It don't matter.
You my man anyway. Ian can't turn me against you.
There's no division. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got your stick on? Yes. My stick is on.
Okay. Go ahead now.
Go ahead. Update the people on this funny shit real quick.
We had a conversation. This was a couple weeks ago.
Oh, I said to Ish,

you should get some shades

after he complimented my shades.

I said,

Ish told me not to get him

no Ray-Bans.

I said, you don't like Ray-Bans.

I said, I like Ray-Bans.

And Joe said,

so why you told me

don't get you nothing?

And I'm like, here you go.

It's contextual.

Right.

So Joe was talking about,

he had washed some glasses.

So I said, tell him the context.

Those are dope.

So he's like, yeah,

I was in the store.

I was going to pick you up up here.

You know what I mean?

I'm like So I said tell him the context Those are dope So he's like Yeah yeah yeah I was in the store I was gonna pick you up Up here You know what I mean I'm like oh that's dope He said yeah I was gonna get you Some Ray-Bans I said whoa whoa whoa You in the store Getting you Louie I said how much Was the Ray-Bans You know what I'm saying But you Okay go ahead So I'm like Nah I'm cool dog You got that So he I'm like, yo, fam, you're not going to go to the store and get you no motherfucking Wagyu and get me no pizza?

For one, Ray-Bans aren't pizza.

Right.

In comparison.

Not even in comparison.

Not even in comparison.

It's not pizza.

They make some nice Ray-Bans.

They really fucking do.

I love that.

There's some good pizza out there, too.

But you just said you like Ray-Bans.

I do.

And you just said, for more context, when I asked you why you didn't get you no shades,

you said-

I don't lose them.

Yeah, I don't really buy shades a lot because I lose them. You know you lose them.
Niggas don't know that. You've said that before.
I know that. You've also said that before.
I have. I did.
So niggas know you lose them. But...
That's my... Go ahead.
You hate me with all this. Go ahead.
No, I don't. Go ahead.
So what's the problem with somebody getting you something that A, you like, and two, it's not as much as the other one with the chance of you losing it? Because I'm... So listen to this.
If I buy food for everybody, I'm going to buy everybody the same food. I'm not going to eat a higher level of food and make niggas under me or my friends eat different food.
I'm going to buy collectively everybody going to have the same shit. Your food example.
If I'm buying everybody food but I know he don't really eat much of shit. That's different.
Keep going though. Right? He ain't going to eat much.
He going to throw it away. Maybe I'll give him a salad or something.
Something less expensive because if he wasted or whatever it's not as as much loss, right? If you lose everything... And if you got him something he liked, why are you looking at what I need? And he likes that.
But you're modifying the premise. He got you.
He don't. He made it to where he got me.
No, you just... No, when you go shopping for somebody, you're not saying, yo, if I buy something for this person, they might lose it.
If that person tell me they lose shit all the time, yeah, I'm going to think that. If it's your kid.
You know your kid. You experience your kid.
You're a gift shamer. Yeah.
Yeah. I think he's finding a long way to say, yo, I'm a gift shamer.
I don't even know what that means. It's some shit you just made up.
The way it sounds like to him is. Okay, it's kind of like slapping a gift horse in the mouth.
You ever heard that phrase? I have not. Okay.
Yes, stop today. Slapping a gift horse in the mouth.
You said you can't put the feathers back in the goose. Look at the gift horse in the mouth.
Mel, Mel. She put a gangster to his mouth.
Go to Canada. It's election day.
You can put the gift horse in the mouth. Are you here legally? I never even heard nothing about no gift horse.
I never heard that in my life. How you heard the goose feathers

but you didn't hear anything?

You never heard

look a gift horse

in a mouth.

Never.

Yeah.

What does it mean?

I'm shocked

because you be here at all.

It means don't be ungrateful

for something somebody gives you.

Like if a horse gives you a gift

you don't make fun of his teeth.

Oh.

Well the gift shamer

has never heard that quote.

If you're a gift shamer

you haven't heard that quote. Gift shamer.
Gotcha. Oh, man.
You know you said something before, right? What have I said? Niggas was like, yo, they was going to buy you something. You said, yo, you're going to buy me what? Oh, you won't buy me that.
Keep your poor ass gifts. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You think that's the same? I think that's different. You think that's the same? I'm on his side with that because he don't like it.
You think that's the same? No, he said he didn't like it because it was a poor gift. He don't like the brand, the gift, whatever that is.
If he don't like that, what's the difference? You like Ray-Ban. You like Ray-Ban.
You just said, I like Ray-Ban. Yo, fam, y'all are...
We got you. I see what you're saying.
It's not the same thing, though, because... It's not the same.
He's saying, don't buy me something I don't want. And you're saying, it's not that I don't want it.
It's just, I don't want it if you're getting that other thing. That's not...
He's saying, I like what you want to say. He's saying don't buy me something I don't want And you're saying it's not that I don't want it It's just I don't want it if you're getting that other thing That's not He's saying buy me what you're buying you You motherfucking right It's a gift I know so cool Alright I'm understanding that But now if somebody offers to buy you a gift They're two totally separate things I'm not comparing them But if somebody now offers to buy you a gift and you say, yo, keep your poor ass gift, is that not cracking on Mr.
Ed's teeth? What the fuck are we talking about here? I'm lost. Oh, man.
You should have took the Ray-Bans. No, I shouldn't.
But I'm good. And Ray-Bans got more history in the sunglass game than Louie.
I like Ray-Bans. I'm notans is true, man.
I'm not disrespecting Ray-Bans. Before anybody else, they'd be like, yo, this nigga didn't eat too good.
I like Ray-Bans. And you got a Ray-Ban face.
I do. Aviators do it.
Aviators look nice on me. I'm getting you Ray-Bans.
I'm going to get him a pair. I'm going to get him one like I got with the cameras in them.
Because he shouldn't have no say in what I get for him anyway. That's the point.
Yeah, I'm Ray-Bans. I got two pair now.
Yo, I'm a... No, you get two pair.
Double it up. You do that.
X2. Do that.
Put the gift receipt in there, too. Oh, shit.
God. Put the gift receipt in there, too.
He would return the gift. You're a...
I'm a what? Go ahead. Make him a new name.
I'm learning about you on election day. Make him a new name.
You're a gift returner. I've returned some gifts.
I'll re-gift. I ain't going to return it, though.
Every day I learn. That's what I do.
I ain't going to hold you. Oh, yeah? I'm going to send this to the side.
Who got a word? I'm going to give away a gift. Somebody buy me some shit I want.
I'll give it to somebody else. Oh, absolutely.
Oh, for sure. I didn't give away sunglasses.
All that shit. That's tacky, my nigga.
If they found out, it'd be tacky. Yeahed.
That's crazy. Every day I find out that we're without class.
Oh, I have nuts. Oh, my God.
I'm re-gifting all the time. Yeah, I'm re-gifting for sure.
That's so tacky to me, but it's cool. Give it to my mother.
The easiest thing to re-gift is bottles. Bottles of liquor.
That's the easiest thing to re-gift. I'm keeping that.
We're going to keep those. But if you're in a pinch, you're like, oh shit, I can't show up empty-handed.
They're in a pinch. That's what I mean.
It's the easiest thing to re-gift. I re-gift kids toys.
When people give my kids toys, I don't tell my kids they got toys. They go in a closet so that when there's a party or somebody else, they don't need no toys.
They can re-gift it. Depending on what it is.
You give me some of that loud shit or... Oh, loud shit don't even make it in the house.
Slimes, any of that? Nope. They don't have no talent in music because that shit ain't coming in the house.
It's terrible. It's terrible.
Disgusting. It's terrible when them kids get their musical gifts.
Once you go through it once, you know.

You got to get the right one.

You got to get a little violin or something where they can be.

Something with some strings.

Maybe a flute.

No power to it.

We got to start checking the wattage.

Don't get no trumpets or drums.

Drum set.

I used to be an asshole.

I used to gift.

That was my number one gift.

That's a good one.

Drum set.

Drum set.

I've been throwing my sister with that for years.

Oh, you got a kid?

Got a birthday?

Drum set.

Mm-hmm. That's what I give my daughter and her kids.
I get them all loud shit. You know what happened? I got a drum set.
Stop that shit immediately. Yeah, I got it.
There won't be no more drum sets. No more drum sets.
Let's do the electric ones now. You're good.
Hell no. No drum sets.
Stupid ass me. I bought the kids drum set, tried to put it together got frustrated broke it said why do i have to live like this got a human real adult size drum set and enough drumsticks for lex to go in there and do what he wanted to do and i was like that's the musician in me i'm gonna have a real drum set so my kid could play pops is a drummer too right too, right? Yeah.
I'm different than me banging on pots and pans. We could do it, so let's do it.
Nigga. Every chance he got.
Symbols. Mad important phone calls.
Symbols in the background. What did you think was going to happen? That's my favorite part on ESPN, them little sports shows, too, when y'all niggas at the experts be zooming in from home and then they dog jump on them.
Or the kid running there and they be like, oh, pardon me. Kids don't be giving a blowout.
A little nigga coming in here streaking. Ass naked.
Just run through him. What the hell? What? Kids don't give a fuck.
They don't be giving a blow a little nigga coming in streaking ass naked what kids don't give a fuck I had to fucking get on the same page as my BM on some co-parenting shit the other day you know what I mean yeah you said that with disdain kid Kid turning seven picking up some nasty habits. I blamed her.
That's the best part about being the dad in a co-parenting situation. Anything that foul in that little motherfucker.
Hey, what you doing in this house? This nigga stupid. Hey, he starts saying shit like, no, and I don't want to.
Too much for me. At seven? Yeah.
Oh, my daughter say that at two? That's what I thought it would start. What? No, at two, you saying it on some chill, yo, I'm up in the world.
I'm just saying shit.

At seven, he's saying it and want to know why there's a conversation to be at.

He means it.

Conviction.

They got thoughts and feelings and shit.

Yeah, they think it's time for the back and forth.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that, yeah.

With who?

My dumb ass used to get caught up in there.

I'm trying to explain over and over. Hey, hold up.
Yeah, nah, yeah, nah, nah. No, because I said so.
Cry to your mother. Don't cry.
Don't say it's going to hit different over here, buddy. Ice, we're not supposed to say because I said so.
That's it. That's all I said.
I said trauma. That's all I said.
That's trauma. It shouldn't be nothing after because I said so.
This new and next generation

of having to explain shit to a toddler.

Yeah, no.

No.

Do your homework. I'm doing it with mommy.

Nigga, pull that. If you don't get that little, come on.

Cat.

Hat. Bat.
It's bat.

Come on. Quit.

Come on, nigga.

Pull that shit out of that backpack.

With that backpack. That nigga been skipping homework for weeks.
Nigga, it's that button in him. It's that button in him.
I'll tell you what, I'm not listening to this shit. I know one thing.
You better color that elephant, buddy. Hey, get that fucking crayon.

All right, so really quickly, before we get started,

my pride and ego has been put to the test again,

yet again by friends.

It's always by friends.

My enemies know better.

My friends, not so much. Brother Mark Lamont Hill comes in here with some breakfast.
That was nice. Breakfast.
My own breakfast. For himself.
Yeah, breakfast for one. OK.
Well, honestly, not to be smart, when I get here, no one else is here. So it would be cold, except you.
And you don't seem like a breakfast eater. No, he is.
You'd be outside on phone doing your thing, so, you know. So, you're not hungry.
You can hear my stomach growling. You can't hear it from over there.
I never heard your stomach growl. And I came in here with breakfast last week.
You did. You did come in with breakfast.
So, you know I eat breakfast. How many did you bring? How many platters did you bring? One.
Okay, okay. I didn't know you were here.
But you know now that I eat. He asked for the pod.
I was coming Tuesday. He listens to the pod, though.
Hey, okay. I didn't know you were here.
He announced for the pod. I was coming Tuesday.
He listens to the pod now. He might have.
Everybody was silent. Maybe y'all didn't hear.
No one responded. I got real quiet.
That wasn't that day. No, it was the next day.
I came. You had breakfast.
No one else had breakfast. I don't see no snacks.
I brought my own snacks. Which means, y'all, I know Ish eat breakfast.
I didn't. You know what? That's true.
I thought you were off today. Oh.
When I talked to you last night, didn't you? You did. Yeah, I thought he was off.
It was another game. Oh, y'all just talking on days where the Sixers don't play? What's wrong with you, y'all? We had a conversation.

What's wrong with you, y'all? Building.

Team building, y'all mean.

Building, huh?

Team building.

I team build everybody.

Okay.

I'm a Sixers fairer than we ain't been to no Sixers games.

I ain't been to one.

This nigga don't even like the Sixers.

I reached out to you.

You weren't here.

You weren't here, but I reached out to you about video games.

See, I'm team building.

That's true.

And I got mine, too. Brother Mark Lamont Hill came in here with some breakfast from Kings.
We're going to talk some regional New Jersey business for a second, which is why my heart is heavy. Because I got the key to some of these cities that I have to have these friendly disputes over with people.
Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry.
Huh, what? No, go ahead. Finish, please.
I said I have the key to some of these cities that I keep having these friendly disputes over and you said, hon. Yeah, I saw you have a key to Newark.
Yes. I didn't know.
It's news to me. Now you do.
I do know. Now you do.
Did you know, brother Ishmael? That what? That I have a key to Newark. Who gave it to you? I mean, who gave it to you? He's trying to take his shit.
I mean, when you get keys, I'm a landlord.

You got to get a key to the tenant.

Oh, shit.

Who gave you the keys?

The mayor.

Which mayor?

I have to read it.

It was many years ago.

He's gone.

What does that mean?

My key is valid.

No, it ain't.

Yes, it is. It's new ownership of the house, nigga.

Your keys don't work in the door no more.

They don't revoke your keys to the city unless you puff.

Or dirt.

But anyway, I let brother Mark Lamont know that anytime he goes to King's in Newark to get himself a meal, just go ahead and pick me up one too. After he survived the...
What kind of meal? You said the same thing, right? Yeah, whatever you get. Ish, you peeped that.
I did. He don't even know the menu.
No, I ain't talking about that part. He went to get sunglasses and got you the lower model.
But when it's time to get meals, you went the same thing. Your expectation is to get the same thing for the other person.
No, no. Wow.
Nigga, I'm going to get the salmon platter. You going to get oatmeal.
What time did y'all talk last night? Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump? Oh shit. Did I get a 1v1? I just saw the connection.
Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump? I'm asking you, did I get a 1v1? Can you answer my question, my brother? You can always get a 1v1. So I can't get a 1v1.
And I'll square up with you. Just give Do your thing.
Brother Mark, I'm telling you, get me whatever you get. I got you.
Because I think that would be simpler than calling or texting me while you're at the spot to take my order. That wouldn't happen.
Oh, shit. That wouldn't happen.
That's what I'm saying. Me turning one to two on the Grubhub is a stretch.
But you think I might actually call you and be like...

No, but I thought that was a courteous

thing, saying, hey, whatever you get,

just get it for me. And just you.

Why am I getting six of these joints?

That's new conversations.

I'm speaking for me

the same way everyone here can

speak for them. But that's what I said

to Brother Lamont, even though he sounded like that was a

stress. I said, hey, whatever you get for you, go ahead and get me one.
He's leaving out a key detail here. I love Oakton had it.
Prior to you making that request, you ate 25% of my food. That nigga will rage your shit.
Oh, wait. That's the part I was trying to add.
He was picking his teeth while he was talking about next time. Give me a motherfucking...
He did survive the podcast initiation, which is, if you come in here without manners and impolite and rude with food for one when you know people are here, then let me go ahead and get a fork. Get a little sample.
And get a little... You won't mind me getting that little corner right here.
He ain't gonna tell you. He's gonna get the fork and just start eating like it's his.
Right. And he told me he took half of one.

It's two salmon cakes.

He took half of one.

It was not half.

It was half of one.

That nigga will get the corner.

And if it's good, he'll come back for the other corner.

So I said to Mark, yo, my picture should be up in Kings.

There's some doubt on me.

There's some fact checking over here. Yo, where Kings at Hoboken? What's the address? It's a Bayonne Kings.
Oh, you went to Kings and Kearney. That's what it is.
Yo, hey, John. Some caucus Kings.
Oh, man. What, no.
Not me. No, no, not you.
No. Not, not you.
Audience. That's what they did.
Look, Ice crying. Ice, they literally cried.
I walked out because I don't get the joke. And I didn't want to be a party pooper.
Joe. So now that we on air, I said save it for the air.

Now that we on air, please.

You don't fuck with no like that.

What street is Kings on?

So this is not a 1v1.

He never made it.

No, I was going to say that. No, no, no, no.

I'll take the 2v1 here now.

I'll take the 2v1.

I wouldn't do it with Mark because he's got a doctorate or something that Harvard gave him.

When's the last time you've been to North?

Let's do it with y'all.

When's the last time you've been to Kings?

The last time I've been to Kings.

What year?

Was.

Been to physically.

Not eating from.

Not ate at.

Yeah, been to.

It's probably been about five years.

Five times two?

Five years, I said. I answered your question.
You've been rich for a little minute now. I've answered your question.
You ain't going to Newark. Why not? It's not what you do.
I don't get the joke. It's not what you do.
He's trying to say that you don't go to Newark ever since you got rich. No, he didn't go to Newark.
Pre-rich. He wasn't a fan of Newark.
Oh, that's why you said five times two. I think I eat at Newark restaurants more than you.
More than who?

Either one of y'all. Yeah, you just

be talking. Go ahead.
Enjoy the pot.

Yeah, advance the pot.

Fuck. I ain't never see y'all

in Kings. You ain't never in Kings.
You might never

been to Kings. I know, I hear y'all.

So let's decide a few things.

Hey, audience, I promise.

Which Kings? Pick one. That's my question to y'all.
Which Kings, you too, Dr. Man, which Kings are y'all referring to? Pick one.
The one you said your picture supposed to be up here. Because there's a profile that goes along with this.
So before we continue, which Kings are y'all even talking about? Pick one. I'm going to answer you, my brother.
Which Kings are you talking about? The one you said your photo should be up on the wall. No, no, no, no.
The first one. Which Kings do y'all go to? The first one.
What Kings do y'all go to? I answered you. Answer me.
I did. The first one.
What's the first one? No, no, no, no, no, no. You Mr.
King. What's the first one? I said, what street is Kings on? You said, which one? I said, the first one.
Kings is on Lions. Kings is on Lions.
That's the first one. That other one that's on, I don't remember, there's a smaller one.
It's actually bigger. It's not bigger.
It is bigger. All right.
Oh, my God. Your pitch is on the one on Lions.
It's not bigger. I hate talking to y'all.
His pitch ain't on none of this. He Lions.
He Lions. It's not bigger.
Kings on Lions was a very huge establishment and then they hiked up the rent so they had to move to a smaller establishment. So you talking modern day current they put a hockey team stadium out there so now y'all feel comfortable moving around.
I'm talking about when the large Kings. Yeah, now we talking.
Now we talking. I'm talking about when big kings was big kings.
I never seen y'all there. And I was always there.
Again, my picture should be up there. It's not, though.
You, I know, talking about the new kings. So, you get a doctorate test.
You talking about the same one? You get a doctorate test. You from Philly.
These two niggas,

I never seen y'all there.

I never seen y'all there.

Rest in peace to

my waitress lady

who had that.

You know what I mean?

That was my girl.

Come on, stop, man.

Stop playing with me.

Stop playing with me.

What are y'all talking about?

Jays every weekend.

Jays every weekend.

What are y'all playing with me?

Me, nigga.

Who are you talking to?

You're in Jays every weekend? You talking about Dr. Jays? No, I'm talking about J's.
The restaurant, J's. On the corner of Halsey.
I mean, on the corner of Brantford. I know.
When it was there, I didn't see you ordering grits. Joe.
I never... You barely go to Jersey City, my nigga.
Now you want a character assassinated me. Now you want a character.
I'm telling you. All I'm telling you is a fact.
When I went to Jay's every morning, every other morning, I didn't see you. I know you didn't.
That's it. It was impossible.
They be so mad that I was in Newark. You wasn't in Newark.
They be so mad I was in Newark, yo. You wasn't in Newark.
What is. What is wrong with y'all? You wasn't in Newark, bro.
What is wrong with you guys? You was not in Newark. You got it, bro.
Jeez. Man, shouts to Kings.
The other one's on Clinton. Shout to Kings.
We're on these niggas, man. And we got bigger shit to beef about on election day.
We do. Talking a nigga ain't even got a vote sticker on.
Can't believe I'm talking a nigga ain't even got a vote sticker on.

Can't believe I'm talking a nigga ain't even wearing

a vote sticker.

What does that mean?

Two of them.

You said you took two of them?

I just said there's two

here with our vote stickers.

All right.

I got mine on.

I got mine.

Mark went and got his

from the car.

I had to go get it.

He went to 99 cent store.

Parks got his on. I don't see one on you, Mel.
Because I can't vote. Why you can't vote? Because I am a green card holder.
I am not a U.S. citizen.
Really? Right. Hold up, but I thought, I'm not trying to be funny.
This is all education. I thought you...
And jokes. Got the...
Citizenship. Citizenship.
No. You said you got it.
I never said that I became a U.S. citizen.
I went to... So you get it legally? No.
Holy shit. You ever heard of a green card? Yeah.
Okay. I'm a citizen.
Man of the migrants. You got the...
That's the migrant card that they gave them? No. They gave them the card, right? But Khalid voted.
You getting the money? Khalid voted. I can't tell you what his status is.
Khalid voted. Hmm? Khalid voted.
DeVito voted. Burner boy voted? I don't know their status.
Rihanna voted. Rihanna did not vote.
She did. No, she did not.
Yes, she did. No, she did not.
She told people who she endorsed, but she could not vote. She made a joke.
She made a joke about using her child's passport. Oh, my God.
This couch is disgusting. I can't vote.
And I checked with my immigration attorney. She was like, you can't vote until you become naturalized.
And the first time I was going to become naturalized, Trump got into office. The entire INS went to fucking shit.
And so I was like, it got backed up.

I was like, okay, I guess I'm just not going to become a U.S. citizen.
You're unnatural.

You're unnatural.

That's crazy.

Mel, that's crazy.

Actually, I make up a significant portion of this country.

The non-voters?

No.

The illegals?

Landed immigrants who are here legally, who pay taxes.

You can vote, Mel.

I can.

Yeah, go vote, Mel.

You're saying everything that Ian said this morning about why he couldn't vote. Go ahead.
Go vote. He is a U.S.
citizen. He said he couldn't vote.
I can't because... I told him to go up there anyway, and sure enough, they let him write in.
Gave him that extra paper to fill out and he voted. You can vote.
Yeah, just go vote. Go up there to the school.
Can I go right now? Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Say the fuck last.

Please.

It's important.

And come back with a sticker.

Voting is important.

I know it's important.

I talked to my immigration attorney to confirm this.

But you should be able to pod today.

Okay.

Well, I mean, shit.

Keep on talking.

At least go to 9-0 Cent Store.

Get the sticker or something.

Audience, there's tension in the air today because it's election day.

Mel, can you sing the national anthem?

Pledge of Allegiance?

Yeah, you know that naturalization test is hard as a motherfucker.

I know.

I've heard.

That never scared her.

It doesn't scare me.

No.

Shut up.

My plan is to one day become naturalized.

So you're procrastinating.

A little bit.

I've been toward you a little bit.

A little bit.

A little bit.

It's not cheap.

It's not cheap? No, it's not cheap. Oh, but go ahead.

It's not cheap?

No, it's not cheap to become naturalized.

Go up there to the church.

Okay.

Yeah, man.

Just tell them.

Come on, yo.

Is that where y'all vote around here?

The church?

I didn't vote around here.

Oh, sorry.

Me neither.

You vote in Newark?

I went to, my hood.

Ashley, did you vote Jersey City?

Did you vote in Newark?

No.

Yes.

I'm not talking to you,

Newark boy.

Yeah, Newark boy.

I'm not talking to you,

Newark boy.

Just letting you know, though,

before you even come to this way.

Wait, boys is a plural,

which means to pardon me

for a minute

while I handle your partner.

I already knocked you down

to the bodega.

Now, now, now.

Now let me get to one beat

with your partner.

So you didn't vote in Newark?

No.

But you ate the Kings.

Often.

But why weren't you allowed

to vote in Newark?

I've never held a residence

in Newark.

Wait a minute.

On paper.

Wait a minute, man.

So when I vote in New Jersey,

I vote in South Orange.

Wait a second.

You buy residences. In Newark.
I haven't resided in Newark in over 20 years. So you mean to tell me with all of your doors.
Not one of them. Not one of them.
Is it Newark? Yes, they are. Wait, what what So why can't you vote In your hometown Where Kings is I vote When I voted in New Jersey I vote in South Orange That's not Newark I know Where did you vote today I voted last week Two weeks A week and a half ago In Virginia Wait what Alright you You voted right, you fucked me up.
You voted with Chris Brown? With Pusha? With Timberland? Wait. You with Knott's? Did you drive down there? No, I'm out there.
Oh, so you was part of the burnt ballots. All y'all mailing ballot niggas, they burnt.
That shit is in the ocean, nigga. Y'all ain't been watching CNN.

Them shit's in somebody's garage.

The Trumpers paid.

They paid to get that the fuck out.

All right, so we can't talk about Newark no more.

All right, it's a half of Newark house.

If you can't even vote there, fam,

then that's why I didn't see you in Kings.

Or Jays.

The reason you ain't see me in Kings is because you wasn't in Kings. Nigga, I have property in Newark.
So why you don't vote in Newark? Because I have property elsewhere as well that I was raised in since 13. Okay, so why does that not stand for me? Come on, go home, yo.
Why don't I stand for me? Come on back home. Exactly.
Because you don't have doors in Newark. I do have doors in Newark.
So why you not registered?

Yo, are you all right?

Anyway, yo.

When I tell y'all I've been having... Yo, what time you went and voted?

Six.

Had to be early.

That's why I love Jersey.

Yeah.

Had to be early.

Six a.m.

You know he get in and out of Jersey City quick.

Oh, shit.

You was there at 545.

Yo, let me help you with that box in there. The niggas asleep still..
You was there at 5.45. Let me help you

wheel that box in there. All the niggas are sleep still.

That nigga was outside at 5.45.

Like that. Low with it.

No, no, no. Low with it.

He helped me wheel the equipment in there. Come on, come on, come on.

You need help with these boxes, ma'am?

Voter number 001.

Zero, zero, zero,

zero, zero, zero, one.

It's cool. I got you.
Where you voted at? Jersey City. Right on the edge.
Right on the cusp. Yeah, this nigga.
It's in my business. Yo, you ain't going over there by MLK.
You was right here on the cusp. Right on Hoboken, Jersey City.
Right by the bridge. Yeah, you was down there.
That's not my district, you guys.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I think I'm district nine.

That means I have to go to my hood and vote.

I took my ass over there yesterday to do some early voting.

I walked right in.

They said, oh, shit, Joe, buy it.

I was like, I'm here to vote. They said, nigga, that shit been closed.
You're done. Get out of here.
So I turned around. Took my little black ass home.
Yeah, he here. No nigga now.
I told the driver. I told my driver, yo.
5.30 a.m. He pulled up.
Got in the car. Poor soul.
Took a little cruise. No traffic at all.
I was getting mad. Like, hey.
It was light outside, too. So then I got out right there, Bergen Avenue, since you was asking.
By the Bergen school. Yeah.
There you go. I was coming up.
You beat me to got up You beat me to it You beat me to it You beat me to it I'm right out on Bergen Avenue Walk up to the school Front door Do the gate like this Of course it's locked Good old Jersey City Great woman passing by on. Hey, what you doing? You going to vote? So I'm trying to.
She said, go in the back. Back door.
But they was lining them up. Right.
All right. Sitting around the back.
She walked me over to the back. Walked down the block over there by.
Went in there. Said, I'm here to vote.
They said, all right. They sent me in the booth.
I made my pick. And then I closed my eyes like this and did eeny, many, many, many.
Hey, I don't know who them niggas I picked for the boy that ain't shit it is. Hey, I knew who I was voting for with one of them.
At the top. I knew a couple of them.
I knew a couple of them. Oh, no, I hit the straight line.
I straight line them. The whole board lit up.
All right, bet. But the boy that had one was on a separate day.
I ain't know who it was. And I'll be honest.
I started to guess whose last name belonged to who. Reconated.
What stood out? What jumped out a little bit? Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hit a Jones. Smith.
Smith would go either way. I skipped Smith.
Hit a Burgos. Hit a Burgos.
Bernice, what that is? I'm about to say you were. Hit a Burgos.
Bong. Got him.
Go ahead, boy, that dude. Kill that shit.
Yeah, that's God, yeah. And then I came out and got my sticker.
Took some pictures with Miss Connie and all of them. Hey, Miss Connie looking good for 90.
Seen all the seniors.

Hug day body.

Got smooth out of there.

Right on, right. She called her grandson.

Right on.

Lil' Connie game.

It's cool.

I don't like that y'all depict me like that.

It's all right, bro.

It's all right, bro.

It's okay.

Yeah, it's good.

I know why you went in the booth.

When you left, though, was it a line? though, was the line forming? Not when I left. I was in and out.
That's scary. The reason I'm asking is because, you know, if the line ain't long when you leave, like, first in the morning, it could be a sign that turn out.
It's 6 o'clock in the morning. No, I dig it.
Philly is 7 a.m., so I was there at 7, and it was the same thing. I was the 12th person in line.
I got there 10, 15 minutes before it opened, and I got real nervous. I think most of the people in that area did the mail-in ballot.
Mine, I got there about 9 o'clock, and I was the 65th person. And it wasn't a line, really, but by the time I was walking out, it was a line.
Okay. I was like, okay.
You said y'all ain't had no booth. We had no booth.
A paper ballot for the first time. That was some weird shit.
I never did a paper ballot. You're putting it here.
Bro, they gave me the scantron. Bro, you see why I ain't going to knock them off? Bro, they gave me the shit.
They gave me the paper shit. This nigga said he had a Sharpie.
They didn't get your Sharpie. I swear to God, gave me a paper shit and a Sharpie.
Go over there. Hey, listen.
And then put it in this box. Roz Barak is my man so I ain't gonna say nothing.
It was weird. That's home team.
Gotta do better, my nigga. Can't give a nigga no sharpie and a paper ballot in 2024.
Normally it's the machine. You slide the curtain.
With the little levers? Yeah. All right, it wasn't that this year.
Shit, hey, where I went this morning, niggas forgot it was election day. Nigga told me, Joe, you up early? I said, yeah, it's election day.
Oh, yeah. Damn, that's today.
You ain't lying. Hey, you ain't lying.
I'm like, yo, I feel bad for us. No, we lost.
That's what I'm worried about. I feel bad for us.
In Philly, they had a DJ out. You know, he was playing.
That's racist. That's racist.
They had some fish? Not yet, but it was coming. I'm not even joking.
11 o'clock, the fish come.

11 o'clock, the fish come.

Fucked up, yo.

So there was nothing for, like, the 7 to 11 crowd?

Just fat man school.

Oh, man.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

I'm dead ass.

That's what I heard.

It was 7 and 11.

It's too early for this shit.

Duh.

I'm like, whatever keep people in line.

We got to get them here how we get them here.

Yeah.

Got to brom the niggas with some fish.

Fish. I'm sure it'd be chicken, too.
Fish and chicken. Yeah.
Some nigga shit, yo. Whatever keep them in line.
We got to get them here how we get them here. Yeah.
Got to brom the niggas with some fish. Fish.

I'm sure it'd be chicken too.

Fish and chicken.

Yeah.

Some nigga shit, yo.

Whatever keep them in line.

Yeah, they should have put

DNA and Charlie Clips

in front of some of these

voters.

Oh, come from some of these

voters.

North Philly, right?

Play basketball.

It might be.

Yeah.

Got you.

You would have required

to keep us voting.

Got you.

All right, yo.

If you were non-vote,

well, it's over.

Yeah, it's over.

You listening to this. Some shit happened.
Yo, and all morning, I made my girl send me to New Jersey voter registration portal because if I know your real name and birthday all morning, I just been typing it in the portal. Me too.
I've been doing this since yesterday. Sorry.
No bullshit. I found that shit out.
Sorry. Sorry, y'all.
If I know your birth... I don't care if we don't even talk.
If I have your birthday, your name, full name, your prefix and all that, and the zip code where you grew up at, I've been typing your name in all morning. A lot of y'all ain't bold.
A lot of y'all ain't registered. A lot of y'all ain't registered.
I've been seeing a lot of no results found pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been up there too. I'm telling you.
I'm nosy as hell. That's crazy.
I know it's accurate because I put every zip code attached to your name. And your name would not pop.
I'm not lying. I've been up since 6 bored in the daylight the daylight saving time didn't fuck me up.
I feel like I got an extra nine hours in the day. I'm up looking stupid as hell.
Oh, shit. All your zip codes.
Yo, you're a nutcase. Yeah, I ain't do that one.
You too, nigga. I was definitely doing that.
I ran your name. Me too.
Yo. Me too.
Some warrants popped up. Oh shit.
It might. It might.
Yo, this nigga's a fool, yo. Oh man.
My shit came out there? Well, they don't tell me if you got warrants, seriously. No, I'm talking about the registration.
Melissa, go vote, man. Yeah, go, please.
Melissa, for real, how you gonna start a podcast and not even vote? I listened to your pod too. Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I was on the way to a party Saturday night. I said, you know what? I don't know if that's...
The GPS said 29 minutes away. I was like...
That works out about perfect. Melissa Ford's podcast is 29 minutes long.
Actually, I was going to two parties, so I had a long night at it. Hey.
Driving around. I got in there.
It was just me and wifey. Ram.
Ram, hey baby. Big Ram.
And she started talking about pussies falling out and all types of crazy shows. I was like, oh, this was not the vibe.
But I finished it. You did a great job.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Informative, educational. Thank you.
It was not what I was expecting, but it was good. And the visuals came out yesterday.
I watched the visual one. It's dope.
The set looked good. The microphone.
Yeah, you can talk to the mic. You can talk to the mic.
Yeah, everything. It's a little too close.
Give him a little space. Yeah, we can push it back.
Okay, I tried to move it. Curve it to pause.
There we go. Okay.
All right. He said, fuck, I'm just going to not talk into it.
Yeah. Yeah, I thought the set looked great.
I thought it was a real good first set. But I actually liked that it was 29 minutes I yeah that's I wanted to make it short and sweet yeah it's like a nice introduction to I mean it's not like you know the behemoth that we do here three four five hours and shit like that so you know so there's so much menopause you can talk about for four hours by myself by myself yeah yeah it's a lot yeah yeah so next episodes are gonna be a little lengthier with guests and stuff I don't know if it's just the right guy for the podcast now that I heard it after that whole argument thing I mean that's why I wasn't really saying anything but I mean if he does want to come up and talk about menopause I more than welcome him to it's like what do you think about menopause you want me to tell you what I think about menopause? No, no, no.
Take it over there and say it. Oh, shit.
Yo. Me.
I think that was translation shoot up the club with no repercussions, right? Maybe. Possibly.
Don't use it. You'll lose it.
That's what I learned. Yeah, use it.
Wait. Do I want it? No, I don't.
You got to tune in.

You got to tune in. You learned

something.

Hilarious. It was an interesting

vibe for a Saturday night. You said don't use it,

you'll lose it. Yeah.

Let it go.

Muscle

memory.

Atrophy. Yeah.

It should have fallen out. I just move away, yo.
Yeah, make a left. Yeah.
You good, though. Make a left.
I'm sure you got some tunes in there. Yeah, I love this.
A couple songs. A little slaps.
Thank you. Thank you.
Maybe some inspiration? I don't know. This guy is crazy, though.
Whoa. Huh? No disrespect.
None taken. What the fuck? Tell me a secret.
This is for the wet pussies.

I don't get a story.

I need a hoodie, man.

This ain't, yo.

If this shit is, you know what I mean?

Yo.

You know what I'm wrong? I hate this, motherfucker.

I hate you.

This is for the bitches that can vote.

Listen, nigga. Listen, nigga.

Listen, motherfucker.

Ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers.

I fucking hate him.

What do you say?

I said, ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers, okay?

There's nothing wrong with eating crackers in the bed.

Now, when we put the crackers to the side.

Is that cold for some shit?

No, she really mean crackers.

She old as hell.

She mean eating crackers in the bed.

Saltines.

It's a phrase.

Saltines.

It's a phrase.

See, I'm like this now.

I never heard that phrase.

You've heard it.

Yeah.

And I know you've heard it.

I swear I didn't, too.

Thank you. It's a phrase.
See, I'm like this now. I never heard that phrase.
You've heard it. Yeah, and I know you've heard it.
I swear I didn't until you said it. You said it a bunch of times up here, but I didn't know what it meant.
They need a podcast for the older women that still got the wet wet. That's me.
Press play. Oh, yeah, just, yeah.
Just put the link around no, no. Please press play.
Last question. God damn it.
All right. This is going last.
Play, nigga. Play.
All right. Come on, play.
Baby, show me. What? Baby, show me.
You can't say that at work. That's me.
Rest in peace, Quincy Jones. This one hurt.
I ain't gonna lie. Y'all got me this time, y'all.
When all y'all started putting up y'all Quincy Jones pictures. I was hatin'.
This time it worked.

I'm mad I ain't get a Quincy Jones picture, man.

Hey.

Yeah.

40 and up

out there, 50 and up out there.

Let me hear you.

Let's make music Harmonizing, x and x If I could sing, boy All singing to me Here in the garden Moment of silence for one of the greatest The greatest, if not the greatest Yes, I'm gonna make you for Of what you feel Here in the garden Here in the garden You can make me come alive Every single night Your secret garden Dog, what? This's a cheat code.

Alright, now we're getting started, but I ain't want to cut off the bars.

Barry, I'll cut off.

That's fucked up.

It is.

I ain't got time right now.

Rest in peace, Barry White.

Lou Rawls could've did that. No disrespect to Barry White up here.

Great Charles could've did that.

I'm joking.

No disrespect to Barry White.

Hey, man. The disrespect.
Here we go. Come on, man.
It's election day. Let's have a little bit of hope.
I wouldn't even know you niggas. Let's have a little bit of hope out there.
Niggas! Tomorrow will be better yet. Always doing it for the ladies.
Always for the ladies. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.
All over the world, all over the country. Shout out to every hood in America.
Shout out to all the waiters and waitresses out there. All the restaurants.
Everybody working a nightlife, shout to the escorts, get out there and vote.

And we can smile to a heart.

All the happy couples, all the miserable ones as well.

All the teachers out there, shout to everybody traveling.

Everybody with a green card Ego! Y'all ain't even buy this album, man I hate that I'm sharing this space with niggas that didn't buy this album And gir girly that didn't buy this album. Mel, what album is this? I'm glad you can't vote, yo.
Alright, we starting. Let's find out what we starting with first.
Imani, what album is this? Exactly. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah. No, it's back on the block.

Amani didn't know.

Did you vote?

Did you vote? I'm going to see a sticker.

You voted in the jail? No. We got

Shout to A-Rab.

He did his thing on this.

Damn, y'all know I wanted to hear that little sax flute dude come in.

That's my man.

Quincy gonna have a flute dude on standby for when one of these singer niggas get stupid.

Alright, enough of you.

Flute dude.

Flute dude.

Mic check, mic check.

Greatest podcast in the whole wide world.

Y'all know what time it is.

Don't start telling me about them white podcasters with better numbers, man. I'm working with a corner of the Monopoly board.

All them niggas in my songs.

Fuck out of here.

I don't want to hear that shit. If you niggas love white dudes, then change the channel.
About the yellows? Yeah. Them niggas, though.
Some money down there. Blues and greens.
Yeah, it's cool. The yellows will do some damage.
The yellows will fuck you up. And jail right there.
And jail right there. So it's like, you know what I mean? What episode is this? 773.
Oh, let me sit up since I'm next to a non-voter. Oh my God.
Let's see what today's got. They wanted to come in here and do all this Kamala shit, yo.
You should have suppressed your voice. What the fuck? I haven't done a fucking thing except walk in the fucking room.
I didn't even write on the board today. I didn't say shit.
Hey, some of them people whose names I punched in the voter registration thing was podcasters. Oh, shit.
I know some of y'all names in birthdays. In birthdays.
Y'all niggas ain't registered. Niggas been on their pod just chatting at Patty.
Talking about their coochie rights and everything. Oh, my Lord.
Lord, Lord. What episode? 773.
Welcome to episode 773 of the Joe Budden Podcast brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Price Pits, Price Pits, Gays. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here and I voted in my hood.
I mean that I was raised in, grew up in, still there. Yeah I mean I ain't go to no other.
I have to hit 95 to vote. Yeah I mean I have to drive to Virginia Beach.
I didn't have to go tatted toward North Carolina to vote. I didn't have to see my cousins I grew up with to vote.
I mean, I voted in my hood. You know what I mean? Joe Budden, here with a few people that we got to see where we stand after today.
To my right, no voting sticker, not registered, just been having a voice, part of the problem, not the solution. How? I haven't told anybody to vote any specific way.
That's the problem. I have just encouraged people to exercise their constitutional rights.
That's the problem, girl. Hmm? That's the problem.
To vote. That's all I have said.
Who have you endorsed? I didn't endorse anybody. That's the problem.
I pick a side, they say. Using your platform the wrong way.
Oh, I know whose side I'm on, but because I can't vote. You're not on no side.
Huh? A non-vote is a vote for the opposition. Oh, for quikes.
I heard Mark Lamont Hill tell me that. And Mark Lamont Hill is joining us today.
Hey! Yeah! Yay! Moving right the fuck along. Hey! Brother Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
He got his voting stick on, so we good. We good.
Hey, now, whoever you voted for is your business. Me? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, as long as you voted.
I'm not asking what you did. When you go in the booth, you close the curtain.
It don't matter if you got a pander to one side or another. You could go in there and pick somebody that nobody thinks you'll pick.
And that's all right with me, my brother. So I won't ask who you voted for.
I appreciate that. Who'd you vote for? Oh, shit.
You asking me that is going to cause another divisive fight with my man. No, it's not.
It is. Why? Because that's where our beef comes from.
Our other beef. We got mad beef.
There's another one of our beef. I don't have any beef with you, but okay.
I said he think that you voted for Trump. Ice don't think that.
Well, go ahead. And then I said, I think so too.
You didn't look at him, Ice. You looked at me and said, wow, you really think that? And I said, yeah.
And then you said, you think I voted for Trump. And now Mark Lamont is sounding like...
He think you voted for Trump. I have questions.
All right, get them off. No, no, that's the question.
I mean, they wouldn't shock me is all I'm saying. Why? Because I'm hearing a lot of people say they're going to vote for Trump.
It's not you personally. A lot of dudes, especially black men, I talked to.
I was in a barbershop just yesterday. And at least three dudes said that they're voting for Trump.
No, they didn't. They said they're not voting for Kamala.
So I'm assuming they're voting for Trump. They didn't seem like Green Party people.
Was it the lemon tree? Lemon tree? What's that? Was that the barbershop? Nah. I don't know that.
Is that like... The lemon tree? Is that some fancy suburban shit? I just moved here.
I just moved to Jersey. White people shit that'd be in the mall.
It's the white people shit in the mall. Oh, that's like the hair cuttery and some shit.
Okay. Super cuts.
Fuck you, Joe Budden. Was it super cuts? No.
Matter of fact, I was in the barbershop and they asked me if I knew Ish. Oh, shit.
I just spoke to them last night again.

No, that's what I texted. That's what made me text them.
I was in the barbershop and they were telling Ish stories. That was the Ula Joke Button podcast.

I was like, yeah. They was like, oh, you know, tell Ish I said what up.

I know Ish. I knew Ish back in the day.

They were telling these fucking hood stories about Ish.

So you drove to Virginia to get a haircut?

What the fuck?

What's going on?

I was at Seven's Barbershop.

Was that South Orange? Yeah. Nigas said they was voting for Trump.
So you wouldn't be surprised if I said I was voting because you've heard other black men say that? Yeah. Yeah.
More than normal. I'm not dumb.
That's true. I'm not dumb.
I look down on them. I frown upon them.
You know what I mean? I don't know much about politics, but is bad.

I mean,

I mean.

I'm not here to have the political

back and forth, but

I just can't.

I draw the line somewhere.

You stupid.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. So you think that's my back? I draw the line somewhere.
I can't see it. I draw the line somewhere.
You stupid. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

So you think that's my bag?

That's what?

The R word.

You think that's my bag.

I can side with them.

I think that you have a love for...

How do I say this without getting you to attack me?

Conservatism?

Yeah.

Thank you.

I don't even know what that means.

I think you have a love for conservatism that I

don't.

Again, I can't even reply

because I don't know what that means.

And I don't know how to explain

it, so we're at impasse. Cool.

Do you believe in, like, traditional family

values?

I think that's bullshit. I think that

the tradition, the traditional family values that people speak of, they sway them at their convenience. So I don't think that shit is real.
So he might not be a conservative. I'm not a conservative.
Tough on the economy, big military, all that kind of shit. I'm not conservative at all.
So why does he do that to you? Ask him again, my brother. Go ahead.
Ask him again. Oh, their bonding is going to go

to the next level.

I'm trying to play therapist.

Yo.

You know,

not that therapist,

not the therapist

from this weekend,

but the kind of therapist

that,

you know what I mean?

For like married couples.

Yeah.

One of their representatives

will have to leave.

It's all good

in the honeymoon stage.

Yeah,

and I think that you

maybe have a love for,

I think that somebody could get you with,

yo, I could lower your taxes.

They can't lower my taxes.

I think somebody could say that to you and get you.

They can't.

I'm smart enough to know better, one.

They can't lower my taxes.

I'm not in the 1%.

I think you might be wanting people to say,

all right, the economy was better.

Not me.

I came in here and argued that three years ago,

four years ago.

I argued the other side of that.

It's all right, though.

I don't ask who you voted for because that's your choice. I know.
As long as you voted. My body, my choice.
That's it. There you go.
That's it. Brother Freeze is here with us today.
I mean, what's happening? What's happening? With a sticker? With a sticker. I wasn't in the booth with him.
I wasn't in the booth. Oh, yeah.
Because they knew it. They don't know.
Yo, you know what game about the little stickers? Yeah. Hey, my sticker.
They had little stickers. They cut costs for everything.
Yo, what the fuck, Ross? When all your residents move. When you don't circle the money back and funnel the money back into the city.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
That's my man. Stop, son.
Stop. Brother Parks is what that's at with my iris finest.
My Tom made the news, too, man. Really? What happened? Peanut the Squirrel.
Rest in peace, Peanut the the squirrel, man. I saw that.
That was so fucked up. That's foul.
And the raccoon. And Fred the raccoon.
God damn it. My man rescued a squirrel and the squirrel bit someone.
They had to put the squirrel. The squirrel's got a million followers on Instagram.
So the squirrel's popping. And he had a raccoon.
What's the squirrel name? Peanut Peanut And Peanut bit somebody Yeah but like He's a fucking squirrel

He's a squirrel

He's just nibbled

What town is this?

It was Pine City

But that's a suburb of Elmira

You know what my man Peanut did?

That's the piece Peanut and Fred

Yeah man

Yo Peanut

Look at the shit that makes the news

I know

Because I ain't starving

They gonna put Peanut and Fred

Put Peanut down man

Well I'm an animal lover

So rest in peace to Peanut

And Fred

I just and Fred

I'm't starving. They gonna put peanut and spread a peanut down, man.
Well, I'm an animal lover, so rest in peace to Peanut. And Fred.
I just, and Fred. I just would have liked to hear some of them same sentiments from white people when the police rolled up in Brooklyn to take the pond that the hood niggas made.
Oh, that little koi pond. Yeah, they cemented over that shit.
Hey, them police went over there, scooped them little dead fish out. Them white people came and just started filming.
Put cement on the pond? Huh? Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, that's correct.
They cemented up the koi pond. Yes.
White people were like. In Brooklyn.
This is terrible. Brooklyn, the Bronx, somewhere.
It was a big. A shining beacon of hope for our neighborhood.
It was a big deal. It was a big deal.
Mad fish. that was coming out.
The hood niggas feeding them every morning.

White people killed the shit out of them fish.

You can't niggas have no

joy.

But they came

back and rebuilt it

bigger and better. Some bigger

fish in there and hopefully the cops

don't treat the fish like black people.

Going there through a little cyanide in the pool. Yeah.
That's how Central Park was built. Hmm.
You in your bag? You in your bag today? It's a political podcast. You in your bag today.
Yo. Got you.
Yo, who taught her that one? That's him. What? Forget it.
It's quality land right here. You niggas got...
What?

They're not going to do it.

They gave me options.

Yo, you better get out of here by 7.

That's an option.

You can leave now.

Don't be here when we come back.

This is not funny.

At all.

Oh, my Lord.

Did I introduce people?

Yes.

No, you stopped their parts.

But it's okay.

All right, the gang is here, man.

Everybody's here. All these niggas.
Corey ain ain't bold. They ain't talking to him.
Erickson. I'll keep it quiet.
He doesn't have on a sticker. That's all I'll say about that.
There's a lot of non-stickers over there. All of the fucking black people that have been screaming Trump, Trump, Trump.
All of my niggas, y'all ain't go vote. Y'all just been talking that Trump shit.
And y'all buddy and buddy and up with the white non-voters as if it's going to have the same effect. Y'all the niggas going to get killed.
Them white niggas going to be chilling somewhere. Soon as Trump get in.
I hate to tell you. They're bringing out the new bow and arrows and everything.
The asshole in me kind of want him to win so I can look at every person

I argue with and be like, now what?

What changed for you now? Now what? You fucking idiot.

Now what? By the time

y'all listen to this podcast,

this is going to come

down to a tiny little town.

Shat Chattanooga.

No, Pennsylvania, they're saying it's going to be

the one. It's going to be Philly.
They said Pennsylvania is going to be

the thing that

really sets it off. Still, even with saying it's going to be the one.
It's going to be Philly. They said Pennsylvania is going to be the state that really sets it all.

Still, even with Meek's endorsement?

He endorsed it the day before.

That's good, though.

That's good.

You don't want people to forget.

I was about to say, the people who would listen to Meek are probably not going to remember two weeks later.

That's racist.

That's true.

That's a good point.

That's definitely racist.

It's young people.

We're prisoners of the moment.

You know what I mean?

We don't even remember who won. So I'm glad Meek said something.
Shout out to Meek. I'm glad he said something.
I'm glad he spoke out. And I'm glad he made his voice heard because now I think there are a lot of people who weren't going to come out and now they're going to come out to the polls.
That's a good point. Yeah.
I respect that. Pennsylvania is crucial.
Pennsylvania is crucial. And Philadelphia is crucial because white people don't elect Democrats.

Black people do. Brown people do.
Like, no

Democratic president...

No Democrat has won the presidency with a majority

of white votes since the 1960s. So, if you

win the presidency as a Democrat,

you got to get a lot of black people and a lot of

brown people. So, in Pennsylvania,

that's Pittsburgh. I'm just pointing to you.

Pittsburgh, that's Philly. In Ohio,

it's going to be places like Columbus, Cleveland. So, you got to get people out in Detroit to win Michigan.
So I'm glad. All the rappers should be coming out telling people to come out and vote.
I agree. That's exactly who we need to hear from during this critical time.
No, I agree with that. Unfortunately, they have some influence.
Yeah, that's what they listening to.

Yeah.

I don't even want them to tell people who to vote for.

I don't need no political analysis.

I just want them to tell people to show up to the polls.

To vote.

To show up.

Yeah, just vote.

Yep, just get out and show up.

I agree.

I agree.

Chef G said, I endorse Trump, and ain't nothing none of y'all

going to do about it.

I said, what you going to do about it, though? What you going to do about it? Hey, you mad? What's up? Come pull up. Yo, I'm not fighting nobody over my political beliefs.
At all. At all.
Nah, nigga. I would be in bed.
It's too old. Are you crazy? Gotta really weigh what the fight is about.
Facts. Before it breaks out.
Seriously. Is this worth it? No.
Most times, no. No.
Man, my elbow been hurting for two weeks for nothing. You think about him fighting a motherfucker? You think about him fighting a motherfucker? For no reason at all.
For nothing, bro. Because we disagreed.
Just woke up. Because we disagreed.
No bullshit. Before any of that.
Just God put breath in your lungs and that is a new aching ailment.

No bullshit.

Picked up a pan off the stove the other day.

And if you just wait four days, it might leave.

For no, on its own.

No bullshit.

We all fucked up, bro.

Yeah, I'm good.

I just told somebody the other day, 40s is kicking my ass.

It's different than they said it would be.

Even with money.

No, I told you.

Money ain't helping.

Yeah. It ain't making nothing better.
Atrophy. 40s, you look good, but you feel bad.
Yeah. Yeah.
Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just looking at you because you know you can do something about that, right? You want to come work out with me? Yeah, I'll take a look. Because I work out regularly.
out regularly so you know like we could just help you're saying I need to work I mean we have to I do need to invest don't do that again don't say that again to me don't tell me to use it or lose it. But it's true.
Don't tell me to use it or lose it. You shouldn't dry up.
Even if you're right, please don't say use it or lose it to me. That was crazy.
But I do believe that. We do need to invest in our health.
Corey got me some fucking trainer I got to see at 6 a.m. Stupid in the face.
Cool. I don't know how you look.
I'm talking about my face. Oh, it's a dude trainer.
I would think so. I didn't know.
I wasn't trying to be funny. But you were.
I wasn't. But it worked.
I wasn't. I'm dead.
Yo, dog. I would have a female or a male trainer.
It ain't matter. Mel, you're right.
But I'm just talking about some of those natural ailments that come when you are in your 40s.

Like, I've broken a foot.

I've broken a hand.

Like, I've broken bones.

Exercise can help all that shit. And exercise helps all of that shit.

Y'all mute up while I shoot at Mel.

I've broken bones.

All of the things that people who do manual work, like, have to get out and get it themselves experience.

All your bones is probably in place.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, for the most part.
Probably never broke nothing. For the most part.
Reaching for a wallet or purse. That's funny.
So you're implying that I've never done anything manual. Yeah, still beautiful.
Still like a newborn. I've never had any germs.
Still newborn beauty. Skin soft as soft as a dove.
Go ahead, girl. So basically you're saying that you can tell when rain is coming.
Yes. Hell yeah.
That for sure days away days away as soon as this ankle starts out I'm like oh yeah oh and as soon as I finish this prize pick ad we gonna talk about the rain as soon as I finish this ad we gonna talk about the rain for you fucking idiots and imbeciles out there that did what you did and it's coming up. Don't worry about it.
Before we get to Lil Wayne fest, let me just talk to him real quick. Alright, it's time for my favorite part of the show.
Prize picks. I ain't screaming it because I got polyps on my shit and last time I screamed it, my voice and my throat pause was fucked up for days.
Damn. You got polyps? Yes.
See, back to that work I'm talking about.

Is that why you left us the other day? The Irish goodbye?

I left. I didn't.
Irish goodbye.

I waved. Did he? Was it an Irish

goodbye? I waved. No.
I dabbed

everybody on the side.

I waved to y'all. I did like this.
My salute.

And then I left. I was like,

I was like, yeah. And then your salty

ass went home and hit the group chat and

said, ah. What'd you say in the

group chat? That's why you don't need to be in the group chat. I thought that was, I thought y'all were out or something.
There's a group chat? Oh, shit. There is, yeah.
This is awkward. There's a group chat.
We gotta add Mark to the group chat. I mentioned it like two weeks ago, y'all, everybody got quiet.
Yo, I ain't in the group chat neither. Well, it's a different reason.

You know what I'm saying?

But you got an Android.

He got an Android.

You can't come in the group chat.

Although he might be able to come now.

Pause.

He can.

We don't want to.

Pause.

I could have been in the group chat.

Well, no.

That green bubble shit.

You fuck it up when you get in.

We don't want to see a green bubble.

I got an iPhone, so.

We good.

Come on in.

And I'm on the show.

Hey, yo, grow up, my nigga.

The green bubble don't stop nothing. Yes, it does.
Oh, wow. It on in.
And I'm on the show. Hey, yo, grow up, my nigga.
The green bubble don't stop nothing.

Yes, it does.

Oh, wow.

It literally does.

It does.

It literally does, though.

You got it, bro.

It stops my conversation.

I know.

Fuck the fuck.

It got to be a phone call for green bubble people.

Yeah, yeah.

You got to call me, though.

Fucking passing of information.

Yeah, no, call me.

Green bubble, Virginia voting.

It's all adding up.

Yeah, I just don't know. I just don't know.
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You did.

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Yo. They was right.

Yo, you wow.

My text has been blowing up all week.

Yeah, I'm sure. And I have not replied to any of them.
I bet you did. They think I died.

For real. What?

They was hitting me individually.

Then this morning, they hit the group chat. Like, anybody heard from Joe? Is Joe okay? Kareem Hunt Looked like he 20 I didn't even watch The game Bro he looked It's a good game I put the Knicks on Like that would make Me feel better It was like He was a man Out there playing with kids Watched them lose To the Rockets Watched the Knicks Lose right to the Rockets Them young boys out there.
Young boys. And that white Australian Sungela.
Sungun. Whatever his name is.
Sunguen or something. Fucking Knicks.
I mean, it could be worse. Our star player could have pushed a reporter into a locker.
All right. Wow.
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Wow. I mean, it could have been worse.
All right. That's not worse.
I wasn't shooting at nobody. Wait, you condoning that? Yeah.
Yes. I'm condoning that.
I'm with it. I'm condoning that.
You're not condoning that? I don't think you should put your hands on a woman ever. It wasn't a woman.
Oh, I thought I had you. Hey, hey.
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Now, let me tell you what all of you idiots did. Honestly.
I know he said it's good for you niggas too i can't believe y'all i tried to tell y'all but y'all you know y'all call me gloomy y'all call me moody y'all call me sad and depressed and all of this other shit but now new york is is under a drought watch. Where is my shit? We ain't got rain in a minute.
Because we have no rain, they're telling us a few things we have to do now. Such as, where is it? I can't find it, but I know it off the head.
Here we go. Oh, I found it.
All right. Mayor Eric Adams announced a citywide drought watch in NYC after October recorded the lowest rainfall on record.
Residents can help conserve water by avoiding unnecessary toilet flushes. Leave that dookie right in there.
That shit's due. Make a dookie gumbo.
A couple of y'all going there. I'm saying it's brown Flush it down Oh shit If it's yellow Let it mellow That's the hood rules What? Wait Y'all never heard that before? Fuck Wait wait wait wait Never heard that before That's hood rules I have never heard that Hell no You heard that And not look a gift horse In the mouth You heard him say The same okay they don't they didn't have enough a lot of water to begin with you though I can't believe y'all just the other day I took a shit the automatic flush happened before I was done wiping I I salt bae'd that shit again.
I hit the double flush. You part of the problem.
I'm about to say they're talking to you. I'd rather flush my shit a million times than have...
I'm in New York for four seasons. I don't want all of this sunny shit.
This shit is horrible. It's depressing me.
I want all the sunny shit. They're advising us to take shorter showers.

No.

Now, my girls say I don't shower enough anyway,

but I don't think

your girls should watch

the amount of times

you shower during the week either.

Well, never mind.

You don't shower daily?

I mean, there's a reason

why she might, yeah,

her pH and shit like that.

You don't shower daily?

Hey, in the suspect challenge,

daily,

in the suspect challenge,

one of the girls said,

Thank you. Yeah, her pH and shit like that.
You want to shower with Daly? Hey, in the suspect challenge, Daly, in the suspect challenge,

one of the girls said,

Perp only brushes his teeth when he's leaving the house.

I finally seen them shits.

Dog, I was dying like that. Some of them shits is funny.

Some of them funny.

Some of them is hilarious.

I caught an Asian couple the other day.

I saved it.

Like, they funny. I like couples that roast each other.
Some of them funny. Some of them is hilarious.
I caught an Asian couple the other day. I saved it.
Like, they funny.

I like couples that roast each other.

Take short of showers.

Promptly repair leaks.

That's for y'all that come from poverty.

And ish.

Says the person who had a massive leak in his house.

Right.

Several.

For weeks.

And it wasn't fixed

promptly.

Yeah, not at all.

Not running the faucet

while brushing teeth

or shaving.

Now,

I'm just telling y'all.

I'll do that.

If I had to make the choice,

I'd choose all of these things

over sun

till December.

Yeah, I want some rain.

This is crazy. We need some rain.
I want some rain. This is crazy.

We need some rain.

We need some rain. It's time.

Let us flush our toilet like

we're in America.

Yeah, y'all fucked me up, so y'all just let the piss sit there?

That's crazy.

How many people pissed before y'all fuck you?

And dapped.

That's cool that they grew up like that,

but they 50. And dapped over that.
I want to change the things that black men dap over. How many people piss before you flush it? Yellow let it mellow.
Joe. Yes, Antoine.
Hold on, hold on, please. Let me answer, please.
Dog, I don't do that in my home. No, no, Mark was answering.
You shouldn't do it in anyone's home. So, I mean, we have enough bathrooms that I don't have to share my toilet with nobody.
Okay. If it's brown, you flush it down always.
But to preserve water and to be good to the environment, yeah, you could get a few... Niggas, so that water bill used to be lower.
Niggas used to rock out. Yeah, just flushing shit.
I don't have to do that. Oh, y'all come from the real...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They come from...
I must have had a good... They come from the ghost face, all I got is you, Pop.
That was my song too, but some of the shit in there, I could not relate to. You flush whenever you wanted.
You flush when you used the bathroom. No, just willy-nilly with it.
Just flush. Yes.
Yeah. Wow.
Might give a courtesy flush if I'm in there fucking it up bad enough. Again, shit's a whole other thing.
You gotta do a courtesy flush. They're just talking about urination.
Just urination. Sometimes I flush it and then try to finish.
I'll be racing the shit. So do you like flush in the middle of the night too? Yeah.
Because that could be a time where you just like kind of let it rock. You better let that thing rock, man.
And let your entire bathroom smell like urine. Well, close the lid.
You close the lid. You think that stops a urine smell.
Where you got your doctorate from? You got the old loud ass toilet. That's the problem.
Where he get his doctorate from? That don't quite work like that, you guys. It do, man.
You get a little spray, you good. It ain't never flush and then try to hurry up and finish before the water go down like you race the shit.
Yeah. When I was six.
I ain't 12, I see. Yes, you are.
Yes, you are, nigga. Yes, you are.
It's the six-year-olds that you got to remind to flush the toilet. If you don't use it, you lose it.
All right. All right.
All right. And I read a little meme because that's where I get all my info from as a 44-year-old.
And I read a little meme that said men are supposed to sit down and piss because of how the piss bounces up. And it targeted the four spots that men typically aim for in the toilet and how the piss bounces up.
It looks like the most disgusting thing in the world. That shit is nasty.
That shit was nasty. And you're supposed to close the lid before you flush the toilet.
Why are we not civilized? I never do that. I want to see the flush.
No, you're supposed to. I wash it.
Because they said the fecal matter and all that shit jumps out the bowl too. The same way.
Sprays. Just sit and pee.
I don't know if I can do it. Yeah.
Try it. Oh, I do it.
Do you? Oh, I do it. I do it.
I know the jokes is going to pop up. You never sat and pee.
I had before. I thought I had the shit.
I might have been disappointed. I might have thought, oh, I ain't really had the shit.
You're such a bitch. Yo, my nigga.
I'm not just sitting pissed, my nigga. That's because you ain't trying to check.
As you get these 40-year-old knees, you know, you be standing up tired and shit. Fam, if it's 4 o'clock in the morning when I walk in the bathroom and I'm sitting, my contacts is all, nigga.
Take your contacts out. What the fuck is you talking about? And you pee at 4 in the morning like when the bitches do I said what? What? Four in the morning When the bitches wake up And gotta go pee Nigga when you get a certain age You get up and pee You better get your ass up and pee Two years I wanna hear your fucking mouth My nigga you don't piss In the middle of the night? Not when my girl is pissing What? What? What? Do you piss in the middle of the night? Not when she's pissing.
If your girl's not there? Uh, no. I piss when I wake up like a real man.
That's all right. No, no, no.
Tom got it. Like a real man with girth.
Try that shit in the little fucking row. Keep trying that shit.
Your fucking prostate is gonna have its way with you. That's for the niggas without girth, I think.
That nigga gonna be pissing on his self. Man, you do wake up at four o'clock in the morning.
That's for the skinniest niggas. Y'all don't got the room to hold the piss.
They gotta rush. Rush to it.
That motherfucking piss gonna hit your ass. You gonna be like, oh shit.
You gonna be able to hold it? Watch. Watch me? Yeah.
Nigga, have a wet dream like a man. Yeah.
This is a different kind of wet dream. Hey, have a wet dream like a man.
What is wrong with you people? I want a wet dream. A fucking idiot.
Oh my God. Get wet for real.
A yellow wet dream. That is disgusting.
That is disgusting. We don't have the girth.
Can we have some decorum here? You? No. What? Oh, my.
All right.

So, Hot Boys reunion.

Hot Boys big time.

Tossing it to our number one Hot Boy.

Number one stutter right there.

Take it away.

Take it away, buddy.

Yeah, over the weekend, Wayne had his, I forget what year this is now, but it's his.

It's 2025.

No.

And it's not. And it's not.

And it's not.

It's not even that.

Like, how many years he's done it, I mean. But he had his Louisiana festival out in New Orleans.
The advertised part was the Hot Boys and the Big Timers were all reuniting on stage. You know, BG came home last year, so he's missed the previous festivals.
They had the little shit at Essence Fest where they had a Hot Boys reunion without Wayne.

So now this time they all came out

and they were doing old records

from the Guerrilla Warfare album,

from Juvie's first album,

from BG early albums.

Like this was...

They all used to be in a group.

Shut up.

You know, big timers albums.

This was shit... Like me, myself, I was in the crib going crazy.
I loved every minute of this. They went through the hits, and then, you know, they left the stage, and then Wayne came back and soloed that shit out, and he smoked it.
Unpopular opinion. What, that he smoked it? What did he smoke? He did a good Lil Wayne job.
But... Yeah, it feels a little bit disrespectful.
It would carry on. Look, I enjoyed it because I'm a Lil Wayne fan.
Uh-huh. Don't sound like it.
And I enjoyed the reunion. I thought that was the best part, even more so than the Lil Wayne thing.
For sure. Absolutely.
I think where it went off the rails for me just a little bit is that people started talking about, you know, this is why he should be at the Super Bowl. This is proof.
This is an epic performance. It wasn't an epic performance.
At all. It was, I mean, the sound was kind of bad.
You know, he didn't forget the lyrics, but. Yeah, the teleprompter.
There was a teleprompter there. I don't like, I saw everybody.
Yeah, Ice, you said he can't remember his lyrics. There's a big ass teleprompter that did, it was karaoke.
part. Not a shot at Wayne.
Not saying that he stood there reading the lyrics, but you have that reminder there in real time so you could look at the screen and keep your pace. Nothing wrong with that.
I'm not talking about none of that Super Bowl. I'm just saying for this show, for a Was it a good performance or did you just like the songs he wrote? I like both.
I just like both I just like the songs I like the songs I like everybody there I like The moment I liked Master P Coming out on stage Being one of the ones After the mayor gave him The key to the city Master P So you do know Who gives away the key He did get a key He did get a key He got a key And he got a day He got a key to the city And he got two days to the city. And he got two days.
Two days. Wayne, whatever.
Yeah, it gave him two days. That's what's up.
So I like these moments of... I don't have a day.
I was about to say, do you have a day? Oh, you got a good day. Can you vote? So what I say...
I'm going to let you rock. But what I'm saying he killed it, the song selection was great.
They sounded... I rapped along with the songs.
I didn't miss a beat. He picked mixtape records, album cuts, commercial singles.
He touched everything, Paul, that you would want to see from Wayne. So I say he killed that.
Now, when you enter that Super Bowl conversation that everybody has, I say if you look at this and still think that he would have done great at the Super Bowl, you're lying to yourself. Why? It's a contradiction.
No, no, no. This is great for this stage, not that stage.
It's like saying somebody could do something real good here, but if you put them on another platform or something, they won't translate the same. Yeah.
So regionally it works, nationally it would not. This was great for Lil Wayne.
This was great for New Orleans. This was great for his festival.
This was great for this moment. I don't think that this same moment translates to the worldwide audience that the Super Bowl brings.
Right. Which has been my critique about Wayne's Super Bowl from the rip.
He does not have the records for the Super Bowl. Now, remove the Super Bowl, I can still acknowledge that this was great to see.
This was a moment.

This was historic. And I loved it.

So culturally, it was dope. But you said

he smoked the performance. He smoked

that entire

Louisiana Festival concert. He smoked the sequencing.

I want to know,

it may be tough for some people

to remove the Super Bowl aspect

when he's up there

doing his Super Bowl speech. And I'm going to'm gonna play that man i hated this but go ahead during my lifetime the first super bowl was here i made sure i bought tickets at the beginning of the season and you know i did the same when i moved to Miami, and I was wishing my team make it.

And guess who made it that year?

The motherfucking Saints.

They won't make it this year.

Don't worry about that.

And that's not his team.

He's a Packers fan.

No, he ain't a Packers fan.

I was able to bring my family and other people from New Orleans, and they had a fucking ball.

That moment I said to myself, I want to be on stage for the Super Bowl one day in front of my mom. And I worked my ass off to get that fucking position.
I hate this. But this fucking moment right here.
I'm not for that game. They can't take that, man.
They can't take that moment. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for yourself for being amazing.
I hated every minute. Why didn't you like that moment? You playing a victim role.
Damn near. What if he feels like a victim? How would you feel like? Well, there's one part we don't know, because I don't like when he says, this was snatched from me.
Right. I don't like that.
We haven't seen anything. Now, whether he had a conversation behind the scenes with Hove or somebody who told him he might be in the running or considered for it, we don't know.
We never saw the short list. We never saw anything where they said you had the Super Bowl.
So what is snatched from you? It was assumed by you and a lot of your fans and a lot of the public. Like I told y'all right last year after the game, when they announced New Orleans and everything, we started to see the memes go around.
Oh, they got to pick Wayne. They got to pick Wayne.
I think a lot of people, I think Wayne himself believed that. Yeah, they got to pick me.
Yeah, but I don't think that that's not snatched away from me. That's entitlement.
I don't believe. That's all I'm saying.
He may be entitled, so I don't want to sound like I'm arguing that. And maybe I don't like this announcement either, but I don't think he's operating off of what fans and memes said.
I agree with that too. I mean, he couldn't believe the same.
I think that he had, no, but I think it's based from something. It's based on, I feel like me, I ain't spoke to nobody, I ain't got no facts.
I think he did. I think he definitely spoke to Hove or somebody on that board that's in charge of that I think they may have told him laid out a guideline of things that the person they pick has to accomplish and do I think he might have went and went about trying to check some of the things off that list and maybe he didn't like how that he found out the news that Kendrick was performing, which is maybe you found out when the rest of us found out.
And if that happened, then I could see him feeling like, or feeling bold enough to say, hey, it was snatched from me. I don't think he's just working off of, this was in New Orleans, I'm me, this should happen.
I mean, I think the the dr dre la situation got people starting to associate artists with towns but that's a ridiculous way to to pick somebody you want to pick the biggest hottest most important artist at that moment or a legend i don't want somebody because am i if someone comes to philly i don't assume pink is going to be there or beanie siegel or you know or meek miller whoever i want if whoever the biggest, that's who I want. And I think we shouldn't even start to think about associating the artist with the town, especially for the Super Bowl.
And I feel like amongst artists, I mean, or in entertainment, a lot of things can get lost in translation. A lot of things could get, it's the phone game.
By the time this message get to you, how it got to you versus what really happened there's a chance for some slippage true very true happens every day I'd like to see Wayne part of a performance in New Orleans I think that would be amazing I don't think he should be headlining a performance in New Orleans and I feel like all the speeches and monologues is taking him even out of consideration for being part of any of that but I feel like that's a deal breaker he. He's not going to be a part of the performance.
He has to be the headliner. Yeah.
And that's wild to me. Kendrick was going to bring out Wayne.
He should come out. I mean, that'd be, to me, a crowning achievement.
Kendrick was not bringing out Wayne. It's a fore example.
You know, he wasn't. But it's a fore example, although it would be kind of ill.
I think Wayne wouldn't come out. I think Kendrick might invite him.
But the same way Wayne is documented in interviews saying if I get my chance at the Super Bowl, that's my spotlight and I don't plan on sharing it with everybody. I think people feel like that.
I don't think they do. I don't think Kendrick like Kendrick already shared the stage with all of these millions of people in LA.
But that's my turn. It's my time to shine now.
So it's almost like paying your dues a little bit. Not saying Wayne has to, but if Kendrick had that mindset, there's no saying that he gets this shot.
Whereas, no, I'm not letting nobody bring me out. Like, I'm not sharing the stage with nobody.
You get what I'm saying? So yeah, I'll play this role today. I'll sit here and let y'all bring me out today.
But when my time come, then I can do that. Yeah, that's a good point.
So you're saying if Kendrick would have had the mentor? Yeah. He's saying he played the game.
I think he had no choice. He did have a choice.
You have a choice always, but if Dr. Dre, you're from L.A., and Dr.
Dre and Snoop call you and say, yo, I want you to perform in the Super Bowl with us, that is celebrating and highlighting Los Angeles, you get your ass on that stage. Right.
It's not as simple as that, though. But let's just for this sake.
Now, all right, great. Dre and Snoop called.
I accepted it. Now they got to go run it up a board.
That board says yes to me, Kendrick. So now I have the opportunity to do that.
A thousand percent. We don't know that that's the case with Wayne.
Oh, no, no, no. I know.
I'm saying... We don't know if there's even something or somebody

blocking him from that door

being open.

We just don't know.

I'm not even speaking to him.

I'm just speaking to us

saying that Wayne might

have the mindset of

I don't want to share that stage.

I just want it to be me.

Like we said,

if Kendrick were to even

invite him,

he may not go.

I say that's a mistake.

I say, hey, go.

Yeah.

You get what I'm saying?

Show that you play ball.

Your Super Bowl might not

have to be New Orleans.

So what?

You might get the Super Bowl two years from now in fucking Detroit somewhere or something. So? Still fire.
Yeah. That's my thing.
It's just people attach the city to that because, like Mark said, because of the L.A. situation.
People attach it, okay, it's New Orleans. It has to be this.
Oh, next year is Atlanta. It got to be somebody from.
No, it don't. It ain't never been that until then.
And that's not traditionally how it goes. Yeah.
Yeah. That's all.
And it might just not be that, because I think everybody wants this to be a conspiracy. You know, there's the philosophical principle.
Sometimes the simplest explanation is the, is the, is the most likely one. Like, maybe people just don't think he'd be good.
That's what, I think that is true. I didn't want to say that ever, Jan.
I wouldn't necessarily say that. Kendrick just had the best year, damn damn, out of any musician out.
But take Kendrick off the table. Do you think Lil Wayne would put on a good Super Bowl-level performance? I think he has the ability to do so.
I think the Super Bowl is 13 minutes, and I think that if Wayne took the Super Bowl performance seriously, as I think he would, I think that Wayne could put on a 13-minute performance that would be dope. I don't think the time is the problem.
I think, again, the performance aspect for the Super Bowl and the records that you need for the Super Bowl, I don't think Wayne has that. For the Super Bowl.
For the Super Bowl. I have to just reiterate that I'm only saying for the Super Bowl.
Because he got some features with pop stars that you can bring on, but then you gotta bring you gotta bring the pop star on he don't wanna do that I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze to continue to shit on the Super Bowl yeah you act like this is the end like my nigga you can get a Super Bowl next year or the year after or whatever the case may be yeah I would wanna keep the door open no matter how I don't. I don't want to burn that bridge right now.
Not now. It's burnt.

Not while they re-upped

Hov to fucking

run the decision making for the next

however many years. Nah.

I think I'm still at that.

And we don't know how true it is

or not, but I take that

in this conversation too, what the

dude said that was with the Grambys. Like, yo, we

had Wayne. He didn't show up for the rehearsals.
He didn't like, once you start to get that type of reputation with you, and yeah, this is the Super Bowl. So once that is attached to you, oh yeah, no, we can't fuck.
I just don't like it because it's borderline a shot. Not that he would be shooting personally.
I just think it kind of discredits what Kendrick has done all year. That's why I don't like it.
Well's important, too. That's why I don't like it.
Like, dog, Kendrick Lamar had a hell of a year, and we want to highlight that. I just think that it discredits that.
That's what I don't really like about it. Like, I see Wayne doing all this.
He's going to put himself on the Kanye list to me when it comes to the Super Bowl. Kanye would smoke the Super Bowl, but they would never give him the opportunity because now it's like we don't know what we're going to get.
He got the music. He got the show.
We know that. But now we don't know what else we're going to get with you.
And with Wayne, we don't know. You're sitting here.
You victimized yourself. Yeah, Kanye's a whole other level.
Putting it over there. You get on the wrong side of them people, you will never get that shot.

Different reasons for unpredictability, but still the same outcome.

Yeah, but one's like...

One, you know what that show would look like.

That's why I don't like it.

You know what that Kanye Super Bowl show would look like.

One thousand percent.

It would be one of the best.

It would be one of the best ever.

Well, oh, you said one of the best.

One of the best ever, yes.

We don't have a purple ring.

Thank you. It would be one of the best.
It would be one of the best ever. Well, oh, you said one of the best.
One of the best ever. Yes.
He don't have a Purple Rain. He might not need it, Joe.
No, that's why I agree. He won't need it, so he'll be one of the best.
But Rain, Purple Rain, when he was doing Purple Rain on a Purple Guitar. Yeah, that was definitely top three.
Yeah, yeah. Top one.
No, no. What's your number one, Madonna? What's your number one? King of Pop.
Michael Jackson. pop Michael Jackson You heard of him King of pop When he had the whole fucking stadium singing We are the world Had fucking kids from Africa Flowing in Dropping down Panda Alright That's Michael Jackson There you go Don't get him started Michael Jackson was Panda King We're not doing that today We're not We're not terrible idea no imagine how Mike would have sounded

without Quincy

well

I told you

he sounded without Quincy

I'll tell you

what Quincy Jones

told me about that

he said

you see him

stunning us real quick

love it

he was 15

when that album dropped

I was still 2

what did you say Mark

I really don't like it

until I started working

I actually don't

I love it. still two.
What did you say, Mark? I really don't like him. Until I started working, I actually don't like him.
It's crazy. That's what happens with everybody.
Now I understand. Now I understand.
That's crazy. What he said is bad was Michael Jackson.
He said that, this is exactly what he said. He said, on Off the Wall, we were were in the studio together and that's why it sounded so good he said with um off the wall we were together he said with thriller we were in separate we were we were in separate studios but we were still working together he said bad mike had his own thing and then i was following up and he said the reason bad didn't sound didn't have the soul that the first two had was because that's what mich sounds like without me, basically.
No. Bad didn't have the soul.
I'm just saying what he said. Yeah, I'm about to say.
Bad was your favorite? Yeah. Oh, Bad is a lot of people's favorite.
My favorite. Prince turned that down.
Y'all are crazy. Prince didn't want to.
I'm okay with being crazy. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Y'all think Bad is better than Off the Wall? I like it more. It's my favorite album.
Absolutely. I'm just surprised.
I've never been in a room full of people that said that before. I heard people, I get that Thriller is overrated to people.
Like, Thriller's not the best one. Thriller's not overrated.
I mean, I'm talking in terms of its ranking among Michael's album. Okay.
A lot of people say it's number two, not number one. Yeah.
To me, it's off the wall, Thriller, then bad. Okay.
I'm going with that. There's nothing wrong with that, but I don't think there's an incorrect answer out of those three projects.
That's the problem.

You think there's a wrong answer.

I do.

I think bad is always the wrong answer. I think there's some people out there that need to go take another peek at that bad track.

Bad is amazing.

Even the title track.

Do you like listening to the song bad?

The song bad.

Have you ever wanted to hear the song bad?

Yeah, I do want to hear bad.

No, y'all don't. Yeah, but that don't change anything for me.
You really want to hear Dirty Diana? Hell yes. Are you crazy? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No one, no one. Big dog, big dog, big dog.
I'm with him on this side. What? Thank you.
I'm not black because I don't want to hear that shit. No, no.
Black is off the wall. Black is thriller.
Black is not bad. We're not going to talk about Dirty Diana like that.
No, I don't dislike Dirty Diana. I'm just saying that's not...
You want to hear Smooth Criminal? Yes! What? Where do y'all be at? Oh, shit. He questioned the whole thing.
Where do y'all be at? Y'all lying. They slaps.
Nobody's driving in their car listening to... Come Come on, get the fuck out of here.
You went back to bed. No.
We had named two other songs. No.
Liberian Girl, you just love Liberian Girl. I love Liberian Girl.
I rest my case. I rest my case.
I can do Liberian Girl. I'm not riding in my car listening to Smooth Criminal.
No. You're not listening to Bernie's disco album.
I don't understand what they're talking about. She's out of my life.
At all. You don't listen to She's Out of My Life? I don't know.
In the car? Liberian Girl. I love Liberian Girl.
Liberian Girl, I would listen to. Now, if you say the way you make me feel, that's the shit.
That's the shit. That's the shit.
Liberian Girl, I'm listening to. Track one, bad.
Track two, The Way You Make Me Feel. Track three, Speed Demon.
Speed Demon. No, no.
We taking Speed Demon 2? Is it a hot track? Track four, Liberian Girl. Sheesh.
Just Good Friends. Five.
Don't even know what it is. Six.
Another Part of Me. Yeah.
Seven, Man in the Mirror. Eight.
I Just Can't Stop Loving You. Pandicate Man in the Mirror.
Nine, Dirty Diana. Yeah.
Ten, Smooth Criminal. Yeah.
Eleven, Leave Me Alone. Come on, fam.
Yeah, come on. All right.
Now go Leave Me Alone Now go to or Off the Wall It kills both of them And they got five that's still playing the club right now Track one, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough 2, Rock With You 3, Working Rock With You. Super duper classic.
Three, Working Day and Night. What the hell? They just ate all of the songs you said on bed.
Four, Get On The Floor. With your own, your honor.
Five, Off The Wall. Six, Girlfriend.
Seven, She's Out Of My Life. She's Out Of My Life? No, you're not.
Yes, you are. That's not trying.
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Eight, I Can't Help It. Nine, it's the falling in love, and ten, burn this disco out.
All right, now I'm ready to say it. Bad is a better album than this.
Bad is a better album than this. Yeah.
Y'all are ready to say it now. Listen, listen, listen.
Now that we read them, I'm ready to say it. Y'all are fucking minds.
Bad is a better album than Off the Wall. Yes.
Y'all just said this. Maybe I'm showing my age.
But the songs on Off the Wall that hit, hit way harder than the songs on Bad that hit. No, no, no.
The songs off the wall that hit, hit harder than all other songs from any other album ever made. That's a different conversation.
That's where Off the Wall is a better album. But that's my argument with the Usher Confessions versus 8701.
I'm an 8701 dude, but the songs on Confessions that hit, they hit. My opinion.
You get what I'm saying? That's a good. Those songs on Off the Wall are.
I take Confessions. I take Confessions, but I see your point.
But there are people that say that. Yes.
I won't shame them. People say that.
Like, dog, the 80s, I mean, the songs on Off the Wall that hit, they hit, bro. Like, it's more than five.
It's a good seven. It's a good seven that are really just.
I feel like Off the Wall. Timeless smashes, it's bad is like Illmatic versus It Was Written.
Yeah, a little bit. It kind of.
It is. I'm sorry.
Where do y'all land on that? I'm late to the game. It was written.
Illmatic. Y'all all take It Was Written? I take It Was Written.
I take Illmatic. I'm Illmatic.
Me too. I'm Illmatic.
Thank you. I'm Illmatic.
Thank you. But It Was Written was just- Why are you thanking him for having this time? It was written was just- Thank him.
I didn't want to be isolated. Them little late night talks been working on him.
Now it's not the same thing. I did.
Don't album shame. I don't listen if you would have didn't vote today.
Your album shaming me. And I don't like it.
No, you album shaming me. It was written.
You deserve the album shaming. It was written as a classic album, but Illmatic was just top.
It was just. Illmatic is one, to me, one of the five or six best albums.
In hip hop history. No, in music of the 20th century.
Illmatic changed hip hop. I got it.
It was written as a better album. It is.
It's a much better album to me. Illmatic is? No.
Illmatic cut off before my shower was finished. Illmatic works if I'm in the shower.
You gotta start consuming some water, buddy. Yeah, I was about to say.
I was about to say, you don't count. If I listen to Illmatic during the water drought, the drought watch, then, yeah, it's just, it's the best EP ever made to me.
I think if you listen to most of the better albums of the 20th century, they're short. They're short.
They're short. I disagree with that.
Love Supreme. A lot of these, I mean, most of the classic albums are under, like, around 30 minutes.
Yeah, yeah. A record used to only be able to hold 35 minutes.
Bro, you just named albums that had 11 songs. Well, these mic albums.
Yeah. They're some of the best albums ever created.
When they started doing the 18, 19 songs, I think you throw some filler in there. Prince was low.
A record could only hold 35 minutes and still sound good. You could max it out to 40, but that was like really bad quality.
So most albums were 30 minutes or under.

And all albums were single albums except for

a few. And then there was like A side and B

side, so they put like the lesser known

records, I guess, like on the B side.

That's a single.

That's a single.

Can I ask the expert

his opinion?

The B side thing comes from singles, not from albums. Y'all bullies, man.
It's real, y'all. It's not y'all.
It's not y'all. But no, I don't like Mark.
He called us bullies, and nobody said anything. It's just implied the silence.
He's a doctor, man.

You just know what's going on.

He watched the plot.

He watched the plot.

Dr. Buck, man.

We gotta shut up.

He watches the plot.

Yeah, that's all.

That's all.

Do you think the same thing?

Do you think what's it?

All I'm saying is bullshit.

All I'm saying is still mad at him.

Don't include him in your bullshit.

Don't fucking include him in your bullshit, okay?

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say something.

He's trying to say critically thinks on his own, okay? He said some shit, though. Yo, she was like, no, I think he was like, point exactly.
Like, yo, that's a shot. But it's cool.
Listen, we all been watching the game and shit. Like, how many points is a touchdown? It's like, all right, six, girl.
It's just six. I never ask that fucking question.
Don't put that shit on me. You knew it.
Oh, you opened yourself up for another. Yo, dog.
I'm skipping it. I'm skipping it.
If they're going to call me a bully, Mark going to say I'm doing some shit, I'm skipping it. That was a good shot.
Good shot. Skip the shot.
Mel. What else? You skip it too, nigga.
I'm telling her to stop. Oh, all right.

Just that one particular question?

Yeah.

I know the fucking answer to that question.

Just a left.

What?

Just go to the left.

Anyway.

The signal on.

Are y'all done with your thoughts on the Wayne Fest?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.

Shout out to Wayne, man.

Shout out to Wayne.

Shout out to the hot boys, big timers, all of that. That was really good.
The hot boys, the hot boys. Shouts away, man.
Shouts away. Shouts to him.
Hot boys.

Big timers, all of that.

That was really good.

The hot boys.

The hot boys. That felt good to hear.

What?

That did feel good to hear.

What?

Come on, dog.

I didn't hear hot.

You ain't hear hot?

I didn't hear hot.

Yeah.

Wow.

Niggas ain't doing hot.

It's not a hot boy, bro.

That's the shit.

So, it's a juvie record.

It's a juvie record.

It's the juvie record. Everyone had little solo moments.
Yes, it's the juvie record. No, it's not.
Ha is not the juvie record. Yeah, it is.
You're out of your mind. One of two.
Ice, everybody is not a no-limit soldier like you and a new old man. Y'all are aware that Back That Ass Up is a juvenile song, right? Yes, as I said, one too.
Back That Ass Up is the Juvie song. All right, so that's the Juvie record.
That is the introduction record. That's right.
That's his first record. But when you say the Juvenile record, it's Back That Ass Up.
It's not close. And that is a...
It's not close. It's by...
Yeah, it's nowhere near close. It's not close.
It ain't better in slow motion. I'm trolling you.
Sorry, don't fall. Don't fall.
Yo, y'all too easy to make fall for the trash. It's cool, man.
I didn't see the stream. What did y'all think about Jermaine Dupri and everybody else tweeting during the stream that Drake missed out? I would have.
Drake had business to handle. He was in Toronto standing on business.

One day y'all niggas out there is going to give me a legit definition

for standing on business.

Boy, it changes.

He was literally standing.

Like the whole game.

Yeah.

It was the corniest shot of a scene.

Let me say this first.

Drake's not wrong

for feeling away.

Right?

If I think we're cool

Thank you. Let me say this first.
Drake's not wrong for feeling a way, right? If I think we're cool, and then the next thing I know, you crip walking in a video that calls me a pedophile, I have a right to feel a way about that. Absolutely, for sure.
However, at the point that I'm going to do something about it, I got to actually do something about it. I can't just show up to the game.
And mean mug you the whole time. Except it's not a mean mug.
That's him doing something about it. What the fuck is he doing? Mean mugging.
Then he walked back, pussy ass nigga. Oh, that was the worst part.
Really? Because you would think from the mean, because first of all, all the Drake bots put it out first as if he said that shit to homie in front of him. Like, yo,, fuck out of your pussy.
That's what I thought he did. It was like, fuck out of your pussy.
Like, dude was all the way at half court by the time he said that shit. Yeah, dude was at a concession stand by then.
Yeah. Like, to me, that just made the shit look worse.
And you already look like you're overthinking this. You already look like you feel a way about this too much.
You already look over-emotional about this. And going to the game, trying to be fucking bird from the rim like don't.
I'm not mad

at Drake feeling the way about this. I'm not mad at Drake feeling the way

And I think he's been over emotional

They resurfaced the clip where

DeMar DeRozan was on Club

Shea Shea and he's

explaining how Drake was

there for him when nobody else was. Drake held him

down. That's my man.
That's always going to be my

man. So with all of that going on

if you step

on others, especially with what they were calling him, and you take part in that, you in the video, and you doing a little bit extra. Like, Russell Westbrook, LeBron, they were at the pop-out show.
They wasn't in the not-like-us video. You went to Drake after you were traded what what what did you guys talk about um man we just we just really sat there and you know that besides basketball everything just the reinsurance of like you know that was my that was my my partner that was a friend that was a friend of mine that was like man get away from everything i know it's crazy i couldn't even turn on tv that day phone was going crazy i just went over there and we we said i'm up getting said and talked for hours eight said and talk and i think more than anything just him being there for me as a friend right first and foremost you know and and no matter what you know when it come to him he'll forever have a friend in me and loyalty out of me because you know he he cared yeah he was He was there for you.
He was there for me when, know, when it come to him, he'll forever have a friend in me and loyalty out of me because, you know, he cared.

Yeah, he was there for you.

He was there for me when everything was just going crazy.

You know, it kind of just got me settled in a sense of like, you know, you're going to get past it.

It don't even work.

So what happened?

Right.

So if I have that relationship with somebody and you popping out over here, I'm going to have a problem with you. going to forever have a problem with you And he's a thousand percent accurate And I'm going to climb up to the rafters And pull down your little banner That's the shit I ain't like man Nigga I'm the mayor Your shit is never going to get in the rafters I promise you it will though That's like some over my dead body type shit It will be over his dead body Hey listen you know listen, you know the power I got out here.
Y'all ain't doing that. We sports fans, right? I remember when DeMar DeRozan got traded.
He was fucked up. He said, yo, they betrayed me.
He went publicly like, yo, y'all told me that y'all wasn't trading me. He felt betrayed, all that other shit.
And he was kind of distraught. So if that's true, if that's true, and now I know.
I'm just gonna

put that. So we ain't got a if it's true.

Yo, so now you come to me, you fucked up,

and I'm your real friend. Like, we don't know

these niggas could have had mad social

interactions where off camera,

off the court. This is my man-man.

Nigga, I'm in Toronto.

I'm in Toronto. This nigga's the mayor

of Toronto, basically. I'm one of them

niggas in Toronto. This is my man-man.

So, dog.

That's where I want to push back a little bit.

And maybe I'll just do it for Paul.

Corey, you have not one empathetic bone

in your body, my nigga.

You have not an emotional bone in your body.

He's a fucking serial killer.

Holy shit.

Just for shits and giggles,

I'm going to try to do this back and forth. Sure.
I'm not saying I feel like this don't attack me. No, I'm not.
Yes, all of that's true. Yes, I do believe that Drake and DeMar DeRozan had some form of a real relationship, like a real friendship.
Yeah, not an interview. No, no, no.
You're saying man's man's cool. What happens when my man's times three pulls up though? Understandable.
Let me talk. You sent Ice to Burlington Coat Factory when Danny pulled up.
I did not. That's not true.
I don't think. That's not a fact.
That's the joke. But let me joke.
We not joking. We being serious.
I'm joking even when I'm serious. But let me get my shit off.
Ice is still your man, but he had to take that walk to the store. Get you some jeans.
Walk to the car. Fuck what I'm talking about.
That's not what happened. Nigga, walk to the car.
My premise is, all right, that's your man, but you're from Compton. You're on songs with this dude.
You're with, that's my, maybe that's my man, man, man. I understand.
What'd you say to that? Still stay neutral, right? Stay out of it. I'm gonna stay neutral.
You don't gotta stay neutral. I'm gonna stay neutral.
He asking my, but my opinion is, I have a follow up question. Look, it's niggas that if one of my friends wanted to beef with ice, right?

If I can't mediate it like, yo, that's my man.

Like, get the fuck out of here.

Y'all not beefing.

Y'all not arguing.

At the very minimum, I'm going to be neutral in that situation.

I'm not going to show support for one of the dudes.

I want to respond to that.

When the one dude that, like, if Kendrick had a song,

not attacking Drake, right?

But they still beefing and I'm in the song that's talking about some girls or some money.

It's one thing.

My nigga, you are in a song that is calling me a pedophile.

In our culture, it's the worst thing you can be.

I think in every culture.

I think that's over, bro.

I think that part is over.

You're bugging.

I think there's worse things somebody could call you than a pedophile.

I'm listening.

Like what?

In our culture.

Maybe a snitch? No. No, no snitch.
There's nothing worse. There's probably nothing worse.
There's nothing worse. Yeah, pedophiles for Kenny, it kind of...
It's pretty. It's number one.
But stop, but this is where my pushback comes from. Not mine.
I'm just arguing. Well, no, it's subjective.
I think that Drake takes Not Like Us really, really serious as he should. And I think that's him and his people spreading that hey, y'all niggas is dancing to some shit that's calling me a pedophile.
That's not him and his people, Joe. Just hear me out.
I think him and his team look at it like that. And while it could be true, I think a lot of West Coast people just took a West Coast pride in that song.
I agree. I don't think some people take that song as serious as him.
I agree. I agree with all that.
I agree with everything you're saying. Maybe DeMar DeRozan didn't know the extent of which Drake felt.
It don't matter. Maybe he didn't look at it like some big crossing of the line.
Ice has always stayed neutral in my beefs. I'm going to give you all of that.
Let me tell you. Ice has always stayed neutral in my beefs.
When I beef with his brother, he tweeted one morning, I think Ars got him. And maybe he did get me.
I don't know. He did.
But he tweeted. No, he didn't.
No, he didn't. But it don't matter.
I just tweeted that. And they're brothers.
I mean, he's supposed to tweet that. But that's not neutral.
I also don't think it's that serious enough to like what am I, beefing with my man about it? And ours called me some nasty things. Two things.
Totally different. Two things.
Yeah, two things. If all of that stuff you're saying is true, if you know now in hindsight that your man felt like that, then you pick up the phone and you address that with your man.
I would. Right? Cool.
And I think if y'all had a conversation amongst adults and amongst men, then Drake don't still feel like that. You get what I'm saying? Like, if we're having a serious conversation, then Drake don't necessarily feel like that.
I also think Drake is the type to not answer the phone after I hit unfollow on LeBron and all these niggas. It's possible.
Because I do think that some people that really love him, i.e. LeBron and some other names, I'm sure they tried to reach out to him.
Why didn't he show up to LeBron's game the night before and do the same shit? Might have been busy. The Lakers game.
Was the Lakers playing Toronto? Yeah. LeBron was in Toronto the night before that game.
That's what I'm saying. Well, I don't know that Drake was dead for that game.
He might have been there for the Vince Carter shit. My relationship with DeMar DeRozan, who lived in Toronto for mad years, could be different than my relationship with LeBron James.
This nigga lived in my city. And like Joe just said, it might not have had to do nothing with DeMar.
It was Vince Carter Knight. Wait, that's true.
That's true. He might not show up.
Yeah, I don't know that that was about DeMar. I'm assuming he showed up for that, but you're right.
That's fair. I'm here for this.
And you're here. And you here.
I don't fuck with you. And I'm giving pushback.
Now I'm going to sound like a hater, but fuck it. They know me as a hater.
I'm giving pushback to that whole it's my city shit. I don't want to hear that shit.
I'm talking about we both fuck my city. What year was DeRozan drafted? I don't know, but he played for Toronto for a long time.
I don't think Drake was Drake when he got there. Nah, Drake was Drake when he got there.
Yeah, he was. I don't know that to be true.
Look, even when he got there, I might not have been Drake. While he was there, I became Drake.
Nah, Drake, but he was, I mean. Okay, but you.
While he was there, I became Drake, and me and you had a bond and a relationship and a friendship. Okay, you became Drake, but I became DeMar DeRozan.
I'm the franchise leader in every statistical category. I'm not demitting.
Bro, I'm not demitting. Drake ain't Drake in 09.
Listen to what I'm saying. You're moving the goalposts.
In Canada, yeah. DeMar DeRozan, not DeRozan in 09.
you're moving the goalposts. You're moving the goalposts.
Yo, nobody is saying that. No, he might not have been, but I became Drake.
But he became it. And you became Damar, which means you became my man.
We out in the clubs, we doing all this shit. We fucking girls, we doing I-I-I.
Yeah, but stop making it sound like my social status in Toronto. Nobody said that.
I'm not talking to you. Just listen to me.
Stop making it sound like my social status in Toronto. I didn't finish it.
I'm not talking to you. Just listen to me.
Stop making it sound like my social status in this town is because you are who you are. No.
Nobody's saying that. Oh, then let me listen some more.
No, nobody's saying that. You're my man.
So then what is the point of saying it's my city if you're not implying any of that? I think it's more how close they bond was. Like if he was in LA and you flying through twice again, it's different than every single night you're here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you living in Toronto.
I'm living in Toronto. Bro, if you in LA, it's mad people, it's things, it's multiple.
You in Toronto, fam. And this nigga's in Toronto.
Y'all both them niggas in Toronto. Let's say y'all both them niggas in Toronto.
Add Kyle Lowry in that mix. We the three niggas in this town.
So we might have a bond that's bigger than if you just lived in LA, or if you lived in Atlanta, or if you lived in New York City. There's a multitude of niggas that could say, I'm that nigga.
In Toronto, for the blacks, it might have been just them three niggas that was him. So yo, we might have bonded on some other next level shit that me and LeBron James may not have reached.
Any of my mans that don't want to be my man no more because I did a video and we can't have a conversation about it and progress and move forward, then I'm looking at that for another reason. I think it's not just that he was in the video.
He was dancing his ass off in it. And his presence.
He was at the concert he was, but in the video he was present, but my point is, it's not just that he was in it. He was punctuating a point that he was making.
It would be like if you were battling somebody, and they say, when you get to Philly, you're getting fucked up. And at that point, I'm sitting in the video.
I'm not just in the video. I'm at the video in the part where he says, Philly niggas going to fuck you up.
But I like that point. He's literally in the video when he says, glad D.
Rose left from over there. Y'all ain't deserve more, whatever the line is.
So D. Rose, who felt a way back to Isha's point when he was traded, is sitting there by the trucks looking cool on something.
Yeah, I'm glad my nigga's out of there. No, no, but that whole point was in response to Drake saying to Kendrick that I get more love in your town than you do.
So he's responding to that part of it. So he's saying, L.A.
niggas don't fuck with you. So then Kendrick's saying, let me show you how many L.A.
niggas fuck with me. And that's why he's mentioning all these L.A.
people. So to me, at that point, he's actually taking up Kendrick's cause.
He's saying, yeah, L.A. niggas fuck with him.
I fuck with L.A. niggas, not you.
If you assume that that was in response to Drake saying, I get more love in LA than you. It was the next song, yeah.
That don't mean nothing to me. That entire stanza, that whole paragraph of, and not like us, I think he was driving home a deeper point than replying to, hey, I get more love in the city with you than you.
The Serena point, all of those LA points, I think, was just connecting the dots to a bigger picture. And even if it's the bigger picture...
I don't think it was as surface as, oh, you said that? But here's the thing. We took the rope from you, and we did this, and Serena's over here, and we got...
You're wrong, but I'm going to pretend you're right on that point, right? Even if you were right on that point... That's speculative that I'm wrong.
You can't prove that I'm wrong. And that's why I'm moving past it.
Or continue the conversation to be fact-based. No, no, no.
I'm going to the next point. I'm conceding your point.
I'm saying, if you say, alright, it was about a bigger picture, if the whole picture is you not like us, it means that everybody's video is us. D.
Rose is part of us. Right.
And you not it. So now D.
Rose is saying, I'm not like that nigga who I've been calling my friend for the last 10 years. Wait, be clear.
Let me clarify my position. But then you're not, that's why I fucked up.
How do you know that? But wait, let me clarify. How do you know that? Now you're arguing with Corey, please.
Let me clarify my position. I do believe that Drake should feel however the fuck he wants about it.
I'm not arguing the other side. Drake should 100% feel a way, nigga.
I talked you out of depression on my couch. Yeah, you know he made that nigga soup or something.
Charcuterie. You know he ordered some shit.
You had to make him a good hooker. A grapefruit seltzer.
Good hooker. Yeah, DeMar DeRozan was sad as hell.
He had good drink. Do you eat hoagies? Would you like a hoagie? And hookah? How about a hoagie and hookah? Mel, you can't, you gotta mute up on our Drake topic.
Because it's gonna sound like a shot. They already say you be shooting.
I'm not shooting. I'm just participating in a conversation.
You might want to go back home. I can go the fuck back home whenever I want to.
You can vote there. You can vote there.
You can vote there. Yo, so I'm not mad at him feeling, he should feel the way.
It's never the conflict. It's the inability to navigate conflict.
It's never the conflict. What he did with the conflict is where I'm like, and not even because I've already came to conclusions I need to come to about him, but all that standing at the game, the ice grilling the face, the mumbling under the breath.
Like, we niggas and we respectful, so we ain't going to say it. But you a bitch.
Like, I ain't even about to try to sit here and do a bunch of unpacking. Use.
He went to the game and cut his eyes. And sucked teeth yeah he fucking duck lipped his waist ooh these are the duck lips of death ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh talk about duck tails no don't come to my game and cut eyes at me,

my nigga.

I'll throw this

ball thing at you.

So I'm not mad

at him feeling the way.

Go ahead and feel the way.

But what he did with it

is...

And to your original

question, though,

like how do we feel

like what Jermaine Dupree

tweeted and stuff like that?

I ain't want Drake

at that festival.

No, I'm talking shit.

You shouldn't have been

at that festival.

I'm just saying

in response to them.

Like all the people saying,

Drake, you missed

Thank you. what Jermaine Dupree tweeted and stuff like that.
I ain't want Drake at that festival. No, I'm talking shit.
He shouldn't have been at that festival. I'm just saying in response to them.
All the people saying, Drake, you missed your opportunity. You should have.
No, this was not that era. Those were the fans that was born in 05.
This was not a YMCA and B thing. I don't want none of them niggas there.
Right. Well, Jermaine Dupree is different.
I'm talking about the fans that were saying that. Jermaine Dupri is ahead, so he probably really want to see Drake over there.

He just want to see the show. Yeah, he just want to see a great show.

And also, I mean, if you would go,

as a fan, if I was

signed, if you did a show in New Jersey, I would

come to your show in New Jersey and not sit courtside

to me and Mugma Hops.

Thank you. You know what I'm saying?

Who's playing?

The Kings. Oh, yeah.
No, no, no. And it's Vince Carter retirement night.
That matters, yo. Because he ain't been at a bunch of other games this season.
So it's like, oh, this is one of them nights you got to be here for this. It's like the unveiling of the D-Wade statue or some shit like that.
Like, no, you're not going to miss that. Especially being an ambassador for the Raptors from Toronto.
He's going to be there at that game. No matter who they played that night.
And Vince shouted him out in the speech. He was like, yo, getting my speech.
Shout out to Drake right there. He threw me a Gatorade once when I was thirsty.
These niggas be having the most fickle friendship. Yo, Drake, you was there that day, man.
He fucking grabbed my towel for me.

We such a bond.

Yo.

Miss Cardiff, you don't knock it the fuck off.

Just met these niggas.

It's like when I'm watching the boxing match and they let all the rappers come backstage

like they know them.

The boxer be like, they can move, man.

Just sing these little slap.

No, the new shit is Colorado. Locker room after the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deion locker room.
Yeah, everybody be in a move, man. Just sing these little slap.
No, the new shit is Colorado locker room after the game.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Deion locker room.

Yeah, everybody be in that motherfucker, man.

That's the new shit, man.

All the rappers.

I hate it.

Would y'all go?

To the locker room or to the game?

Going to the game.

I'm not going to the locker room.

I ain't going to the locker room.

I'm not going to leave.

I'm not going to no locker room.

I'm just definitely not going to the locker room. Y'all too cool to go to a locker room? I don't want to be in a locker room.
If I got invited, I would go. To the locker room? Yeah.
I'd do the sideline. I ain't doing a locker room.
Y'all can shower in peace. Right.
Hit me afterwards. I'll be out there.
Oh, you got some type of dick phobia or something? You thinking you're going to walk back there, everybody, she's going to be swinging around? It might be swinging around. I'm not afraid of the dicks.
I just don't really want to be around the dicks. The rumor was true.
There's other things I could do. There's other things I could do with my time than look at sweaty dicks.
That's all I like. I'll meet you at the bar.
Yeah. You link up after this.
Y'all got it? Oh, man. That is hilarious.
Do y'all think DeMar DeRozan?

And you know why the other part,

know why that shit is shady, too?

They didn't ask that nigga one question

about DeMar DeRozan's jersey being raised.

No.

That was not the question at all.

He was drunk.

He was super drunk.

He was pointing at shorty on the sideline

to talk about how bad she looked,

like how good she looked, whatever.

And then he was like, yeah,

if that jersey ever goes up to the top,

I'm going to say something right now, what I want. Please do.
What was that lady's name? Jessie Reyes. She's fire.
Musical. Oh.
Yeah. You know, that was somebody.
Yeah. Yeah, I won't say it.
I want to clarify my position on this Drake, DeMar DeRozan topic yet again, because a lot of podcast listeners are stupid.

Drake has every right to be

perturbed.

Like, I don't even think it's called anger

when he gets it.

I think it's...

I brought a C hot.

Drake has every right

to be destroyed over things.

Perplexed.

Yes.

Flummoxed. Wait, what's that word? Plummoxed? Flplexed.
Yes. Flummoxed.

Wait, what's that word?

Plummoxed?

Flummoxed.

Flummoxed.

With an F?

Drake be plummoxed.

Drake be plummoxed.

He has every right to be plummoxed.

Again, this is...

Oh, they're having some Harvard laugh.

No, she's an educated laugh.

She just disrespected us.

She dropped out.

I swear to God, I did not.

He did.

You ain't disrespect us?

No.

What did you just say?

What you thought it was?

Wait, what did she say?

I didn't hear it.

Thank you. laugh.
She just educated laugh. She just disrespected.
I swear to God I did not. You didn't disrespect us? No.
What did you just say? What did she say? I didn't hear it. Tell them what you said.
She said flemixed and Mark said oh flemix. And then she looked up at Mark and said I'm so glad you're here.
Oh shit. Y'all did that like in unison.
We heard it. Wow.
Handphone's good. Wow.
But Mark is smart.

That's the point.

We supposed to not be smart.

No.

Not at all.

No, you missed his joke.

Everyone's smart in their own ways.

You missed his joke.

That's what you say to slow kids.

Your own special in your own way.

Better have a slice.

This room was this room before you got here. Damn, I was closing my Drake point.
I was closing my Drake point. Oh, it's not about the conflict.
Inability to navigate conflict. One, and I'm still pushing back on that shit.
DeMar DeRozan is from... Compton.
That ain't what I was thinking.

But he's from Compton too.

And he's from something else

that I won't say.

Where you went to school?

USC.

USC.

Same place Bronnie went.

Wow.

So I'm just saying

like when it's time to ride

you ride with who you ride with Cool And that could be a revelation for some And it could be a hurtful revelation So I understand that I do understand that When you think somebody is your man's man And you see them doing some shit That proves to you that they're not your mans The way you thought they was Or you might have helped somebody at a point in time and that was forgotten. Know why I don't like that one? Not talking about Drake even though they're going to think I am.
But know why I don't like that one? Because niggas just be groupies for people. That's true too.
Niggas just be groupies for famous people. And then when some shit go on you start thinking it's a friendship because you was a groupie for niggas.
I'm not. Yeah, but you know what? I don't know my motto.
None of these niggas is friends. Joe, let me tell you something.
If you loaned me money when I was down, right? Let's say you loaned me. Never got it back.
I left the strip club early. You wanted to stay a little longer in your single days.
Last hundred too, right? I gave him my last. I gave him my last.
He never gave it back. Guess what issue it came home with? He never gave it back.
Guess what issue it came home with?

80 of that.

But anyway, let's say you loaned me 100 grand, and I was down by it.

Oh, I didn't do that.

I was down.

You're crazy.

See, now you-

You ain't even got a door in Newark.

Who don't got a door?

You're right.

Yo, I should have never brought-

I'm never bringing kids to this motherfucker again, man.

I don't got no doors in Newark.

We, children, I'm Plummox. I'm Plummox.
I again, man. No doors in north.
We children. I'm plummocks.
I'm plummocks. I'm plummocks.
I know. I'm plummocks now.
But have you helped me at a point? And then when the opportunity came around that I could potentially help you or, and I didn't, you feel the type of way. Or just did not shit on you.
It's human nature, bro. Like, I don't know why.
That nigga ain't weird for feeling the type of way. I so either.
Yeah, like niggas is looking at him like he crazy. He not crazy.
Okay, let's try this a different way. All right, we talked over here.
We won't try this a different way. You're the best podcast in the world.
Not that good. I'm not that good.
That's not true. I'm not that good.
I tell you, it's Rogan. I promise.
Hey do y'all think Kamala was 100%

Karina I'm not that good. That's not true.
I'm not that good. I tell you, it's Rogan.
I promise. Holy shit.
Hey, do y'all think Kamala was 100% correct and not... Going to Texas? Yeah.
Yeah. Not going to Texas? You had to sit with Rogan after she sat with Trump.
I mean, after he sat with Trump. They wanted her to come to Texas.
Because they were trying to kill her because, listen, I was in the New York streets when that jet made a left and landed on Saturday night and we did assume it was Saturday Night Live because why else is your jet making a detour to land in New York on a Saturday at 10 o'clock whatever time it was. And I liked that bit.
And I did like that bit. It was a good bit.
But that sparked a conversation again of should she have done the same thing to go to Joe Rogan? I'm with you. I say no.
I think it was too little too late. I think if he would have invited her first, I think I would have sat with him if I was her, but I'm not sitting with you.
I got campaigning to do. We got a week and a half left.
I got more important shit to do. But what they said, if I'm not mistaken, they were like, we could do it over here somewhere.
He was just like, no. Come to Texas.
Come to Texas to my compound and we're going to do it here. No.
I have this set up for that. I'm campaigning to be the president of the United States.
I'm not coming to your shit. I'm busy.
And I got SNL coming. I got Oprah coming.
I have Beyonce coming. I'm also going to sit.
She wasn't sure. There was no shortage of humongous platforms.
Yeah. Even though Rogan is huge.
It is. I'm not disagreeing with you.
Rogan is huge.

But Rogan and Elon Musk and all the

whites that don't wear cologne, you know where they stand.

I was about to say. And he came out

and endorsed them. Stink whites.
Basically. He literally

endorsed them. He said, you know what, this is an endorsement.

After he was straddling the fence or

posturing as if he would.

And I told niggas that when they were like, oh,

Joe Rogan never endorses. He just

straddles the line and he wants to see both sides. Niggas it.
Stop it. Joe Rogan, act.
I think they evaluated his fan base. And the odds of me winning his fan base over is not worth for me going there and spending a day there.
Nope. Trump interview was three hours.
Three and some change. That's without the edits.
My nigga, so they would have to make all of these arrangements to go there and sit there for six, seven, eight hours. I'm good.
I'm going to go over here where I could potentially get some voters on my side. Elon Musk, because I was trying to figure out why his dick ride game is so OnlyFans-ish.
Like that nigga dick ride with the best of them, boy. I was trying to figure, he's a bad bad I hate them billionaire niggas That just dick ride When other men show up It's like I hate this I'll talk about that And he ain't dick riding He strategizing He ain't dick riding What's the strategy? Nigga if Trump becomes president I got space X And that's where they gonna funnel All that bread to Well and he said on Rogan that if Kamala wins, that he's fearful that X can potentially be shut down and then all the advertising and yada, yada, yada, yada.
So it's like, all right, that's why you dig right. He got a lot of weight riding on this thing.
He look like he stink. I ain't gonna lie.
He look like plastic. Yeah.
He look funny to me, bro. Like he fake.
He's had a lot of bro talks. I's got to look plastic.
Yeah. He's got to look funny to me, bro.
Like, he fake.

He's had a lot of bro talks.

I just got to go out where?

I don't even know where you know what I'm from.

I don't know nothing about you.

No, I'm going out there to peep Neuralink.

Musky ass nigga.

What?

When I did a tour.

Neuralink facility.

Dope.

Super dope.

Oh, they got him.

Uh-oh, y'all. I just going to come back with the Neuralink? No, no, I'm not getting it.
I'm not getting it. It's just a sticker you got.
I'm not getting it. Hey, your vote is your vote.
No, for real. As long as you voted.
I voted. That's as long as you voted.
I voted. That nigga voted and hit the Neuralink facilities.
Oh, shit. Oh, my Lord.
All right. That's dope.
I ain't mad at you yet. You come back talking funny on some robotic shit.
It's all? Yeah, I'm good. Nah, I'm good.
And skip the next Submersive ride. All right.
That part. We got some Bluetooth shit right to Iceberg.
It worked. See, billionaires beaires Be too bored man I'd have shot that idea Down from the rip The submersive With six of my buddies That's controlled From a joystick From the Xbox Yeah I'm cool Hey y'all go ahead We ain't got no window Yeah Can't have a window Screen nigga I could have did this Don't get me started.
I randomly just sit and think about that shit. Me too.

New thoughts come into my head.

Nobody said...

Put a GoPro on there instead?

Yeah, we're going to stand here.

Let's just send that down there and we can just watch it.

They did it first, allegedly.

I don't have...

I'm good.

Go ahead.

You're right.

I'm good.

Shit, I ain't over to Miss in Malaysia playing.

I keep saying shit about that.

That's bigger than the Chase Coke boat to me. I about to go to Chase Let me shut up Yeah We'll save that for the conspiracy Go to Chase I got a lot of them Yeah What that mean? Chase private I got a lady You always got a lady.

Not for Amex I did.

I had no buy for Amex.

Well, Mark did.

That's my man Mark.

Networking, baby.

Mark came through.

That car is just going to give

motherfucking my girl

more reason to pocket watch.

And it's a shame

that it's so bad now

I got to have that talk.

Like, I can't shop

in front of you.

You don't need that bag. Shut your f***s up.
If you're gonna get that bag, then I'm gonna get it. Girl, shut your ass up.
I'm gonna get in trouble. Hey, one of y'all saved me from myself.
What we got that's coming in? Oh, we got a board. You said something earlier, and I wasn't sure if you was joking or not, about Joel Embiid

when we was talking about him hitting the reporter.

It wasn't a girl.

Not the girl part.

That shit was sitting in the soul.

No.

I'm talking about the fact that a reporter, Marcus Haynes' name, who's a dickhead, right?

Everybody knows he's a dickhead in Philly, right?

You're a friend of mine.

It tracks.

It totally tracks. Wow.
I'm joking. He wrote a piece about Joel Embiid and he mentions Joel Embiid's dead brother, his brother who died in a car accident, and his toddler, now son, who he named him after.
And he basically was saying, you named your kid after your deceased brother as a way of honoring him. And then he basically saying, you're not honoring your legacy.
It was a hit piece. It was a hit piece.
And it's like, if you want to criticize Joel Embiid for not playing or whatever, although I think he needs to sit out, I think Joel Embiid plays hurt all the time. He does the best he can.
The new Ben Simmons. Nah.
Night and day. Night and day.
Night and midnight.

Night and evening.

Joel Embiid is the

totally different.

That's what I'm saying.

Fuck out of here.

Joel Embiid was the MVP of the league.

That's what I'm saying. Come on, man.
Joel Embiid is a beast.

But if you want to criticize his game

like any athlete, you can, but you don't

mention his family. So he goes to the press room and when they have an argument or they have a conversation, he's like, yo, if you do this again, I'm going to react, and I'm willing to go with whatever the consequences.
Whatever come with it, I'll take it. And Marcus Haynes, being a dickhead, starts going back and forth with him.
And at some point, Embiid pushes him. He ain't punch him.
The initial report said he slapped him or he punched him. He just pushed him.
I'm not saying that it's... A push is better than a punch or a slap.
Especially if you're seven foot two, three hundred plus pounds. A seven foot nigga smack you? His whole hand be on your whole face.
I'm deaf and I love you, bro. It's a beautiful funeral.
Oh, man. Yeah.
Man, come on, man. Yo.
I was like, you know what? I'm a nonviolent. I'm an advocate of nonviolence.
But if you start doing that, I understand. I'm just saying I understand why Joel Embiid would do that.
What say you and you? About what? The topic just presented by Mark. I also understand.
I wouldn't have done it, but I understand. Yeah, I wouldn't have did it, but I'm not mad at him for doing it.
Because, again, the fact that he even said, yo, listen, I'm with whatever comes with this. I've assessed that already.
Because he didn't want to play anyway. He'll be back this week.
Hey, I'm suspended. Hey! He told you, right? No back-to-backs.
So the gig is not the gig? The gig is not the gig? I think all bets are off when you start talking about my fucking kid and my dead brother. That's not my point.
I'm not saying that. I'm still saying.
Because on other shit y'all be saying yo the gig is the gig. So don't say y'all because you hear what I'm saying.
No I've heard both of y'all say the gig is the gig. The gig is the gig.
Hold on. Let me show you.
The gig is absolutely the gig, meaning that there's going to be levels of criticism, whatever the case may be, that's going to come with that. That's the gig.
Now, the person that's running their mouth saying if they decide to cross lines, you have to be prepared to whatever comes with that too. Right.
And this wasn't the first time, Ethan, which was Joel's point. Like, this continues to happen.
And this writer in Philadelphia is known as a writer that nobody likes. Like, nobody comes to his funeral kind of nobody likes.
It's not like Embiid is out there just running around smacking anybody that got something to say about him. That's the gig being the gig.
You're crossing a line over here. He felt the need to step to him.
And I respect that. And doing it with the purpose of being antagonistic.
Yeah. Because even in the

press room, he was antagonizing them

more. You know what I mean? Because he was like, look, I don't care what you think.

He's like, yes, you do care. You know what I mean? He was trying to get a rise

out of Joel Embiid. And a lot of people,

you know, a lot of reporters don't report

fairly. A lot of them, especially sports reporters, and a lot

of them, they make it personal.

And all I'm saying is, even when I used to write

music, is like, don't make it personal.

Make it about the music.

What'd you say? I was a music, is like, don't make it personal. Make it about the music.
Wait, what did you say?

What'd you say?

I was a music journalist. No, no, not a musician.
That's not writing music. That's writing about music.
We were talking about, I thought the context was obvious. I was talking about journalism.
We were talking about journalism. I thought you were a composer.
I was plummixed. I thought you asked bars or something.
if Mark had a demo out there

in honor of Quincy Jones

nah no demos

I'm just saying I thought you asked me. Bars is something that you laid out.
If Mark had a demo out there in honor of Quincy Jones, what?

Nah, no demos.

I'm just saying, but when I would do music reviews, even if I don't like the artist,

I'm not going to, it shouldn't come through that I don't like the artist.

And I shouldn't mention your family.

I shouldn't mention these personal things.

But some people do it.

And I never liked that.

And people do it to get a reaction out of you or to get a rise out of you.

Okay, well, you got the reaction.

Right.

Now you looking for a nigga, you found a nigga.

Right.

It's a great question. I never liked that.
And people do it to get a reaction out of you or to get a rise out of you. Okay, well, you got the reaction.
Right. Now you looking for a nigga, you found a nigga.
Right. Is there nothing somebody could say to make y'all go past that line? Because I know you said I wouldn't do it.
Say? What's the line? Who said they wouldn't do it? Joe. I said that.
Oh, yeah. Say? And I said that too.
There's nothing nobody could say to me to make me get physical with them. No deceased relative? Not at all.
Nothing about your kid? And depending on what deceased relative. I had smoke with some of them.
You might be rolling with them. That nigga was a piece of shit.
Why didn't he owe me money still? No, there's nothing nobody could say verbally, verbally, to make me get active. But you got to understand where they coming from.
They coming from the black Twitter. They coming from vlogging and doing all of that stuff where that shit was cool.
It was encouraged. It was cute.
That shit ain't cute. So you could get punched in your motherfucking face if you say the wrong thing.
And if you do that, be prepared for what comes with that. And that's all you gotta, you just gotta be prepared for that.
A thousand percent. I come from the elementary school era of your mother.

And when you said it, before you got the the out, a nigga fist was in your motherfucking face.

And then the one nigga whose mother died.

Yep.

That was always the excuse. When it was said to him, what happened?

Niggas' mothers was alive.

Kill the substitute.

Nigga, you said a nigga mother, their mother was alive.

And you was getting punched in your face.

I mean, I've seen the opposite.

These internet niggas don't get punched in the face. And so that's why they feel as if they are entitled to say certain shit.
Well, where do you stand on that? I agree with that 100%. Fuck out of here.
Punching niggas in the face over comments? Not exactly. This is what I'm saying.
Yes. I'm saying.
Be prepared for what comes with it. People deserve to get punched in the face.
I agree with Joe that we don't necessarily need to be the imposers of the karma, but they deserve to get punched in the face. And if more people got punched in the face, they would be a lot more careful with things that they say and do.
I look at that shit as a scale. Is it worth it? So, yeah, cool.
People have said a bunch of shit that they deserve to get punched in the face over. Now, go punch them in the face.
Is it worth what comes with that? But you don't look at it and you type that ignorant shit. Hold on.
Hold on. Is it worth getting punched in your fucking face? Let me finish.
I play things out. Yes, it is worth.
It is. You should get punched in the face for that.
Now, I go punch you in the face. What happens next? Is all of that worth it? And let me finish.
For me, majority of the time, 99.9% of the time, the answer is no. That's a high number.
It is a high number it's not work again mine is higher than it mine is way lower than mine is way low 100% of the time I'm not putting a hand on you over nothing you said I'm not saying you that everybody don't feel like you we talk I'm always thinking for us yo dawg sometimes the relief of punching you in your motherfucking face felt good nigga and I take the community service I agree when you preach things that you're not about. Who not about it? You out your fucking mind.
Nigga, the nigga that said something about my family, I invited him to the park to put his fucking hands up. Nigga, I am about it.
Listen to me. What you talking about? No, God.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. One second.
Stop, stop, stop. I'm just going to punch you in the face.
Yo, listen to this. But I'm not trying to be funny.
Him inviting somebody to the park and him driving to the park to get this done is not the same thing. It's not the same thing.
But if that nigga would have gave me his location, I was going to the park. But Ice, you was a troll and you used to say mean, mad shit about people.
So you not looking at it from their perspective. You looking at it from yours.
So the same thing that somebody could say, yo, when you sit behind that computer and you type your fingers away, be prepared for what comes along with that. You only looking at it once a nigga get punched in the face.
Let me finish like you said. Like when a nigga punch you in the face, you gotta be prepared for the consequences or whatever that recourse may be.
When you sitting behind a motherfucking computer and you typing shit and the nigga see you in person, you gotta be prepared for what comes with that. Hey Ish, who you talking to? I have been prepared for that.
You wasn't prepared? I was prepared. He wasn't.
What are you talking about? I sat there. there's a particular rapper that I said yo when I saw him we had a conversation and if he felt like he still wanted to take it there I had to eat that I know that's prepared that's understanding what comes with what was said and that is 1000% it's other scenarios I want to offer some more pushback I don't care that Ish is yelling at me I I'm not yelling at you.
I'm not trying to offend you. I don't even take it as offense.
I think that. Can I just ask him one question real quick before you go? Real quick.
I wanted to ask you. Go ahead.
That person that invites you to the park or that you invite to the park because you didn't like what he said online. He gives you that address.
You show up at the park. You punch him in the face.
You feel relief for doing that. He go press charges and you

miss time away from your daughter. Was it worth it?

Yes. Then we are two different people.

You just took my point. We are two different people.

God bless you.

Because he's fronting. How am I

fronting? Because when you was online

saying XYZ

she was online saying XYZ about niggas.

I was online

saying no.

My trolling outside

of two people only came

Thank you. Ice, you was online saying X, Y, Z about niggas.
Right? I was online saying... No.
My trolling outside of two people only came from critiquing y'all music.

And y'all didn't like it.

But go ahead.

You were online saying shit about people.

Yes.

Saying things that were mean.

Bro, you were saying more shit about niggas than that was just about music too.

You fronting.

I'm not fronting.

You are fronting.

It was personal you're saying?

Yes.

About one in particular. Very personal.
I was wrong. Very personal.
And them. I'm not fronting.
You are fronting. It was personal you're saying? Yes.
About one in particular.

Very personal.

I was wrong.

Very personal.

Them niggas was looking for ice.

Correct.

So if you was built on standing

in what you were saying,

when them niggas was looking for you,

you would have came outside

and said, I'm right here.

I was still outside-ish.

They showed up at a spot

that I wasn't at at the time.

And guess what you did?

I was still outside.

I still went back to that spot.

Did I not?

I didn't know they was looking

for you at that time, but...

Did I still go back though?

Yeah, but if you... Okay, so what are you talking about? So if you was in there on that particular day, you walk outside? If I was in there on that particular day, probably not.
I'm outnumbered. What the fuck is you talking about? I know.
It's also a thing called moving smart. If I'm outnumbered and, yo, them niggas is outside in a van looking for you, no, I'm not going.
I'm right here. Which means you ain't really ready to stand on what you were saying.
But if they caught me, I have to stand on that. And I accepted that.
I'm not walking into the mousetrap. I get what he's saying.
See, that's why I said we need clear definitions on what stand on be meaning. We just need clear definitions.
If you're saying, yo, I did X. I'm not going to look for it.
I did X and whatever come with it, I'm ready and prepared to face it head on. That's standing on it.
If I said this about your mother, if I said this about your kid, if I said this about somebody, and when I see you, I'm ready to stand on that, that's what that means. I'm standing on my square.
It ain't mean that when them niggas pull up, I could go hide in the bathroom or I could go out the back door. I'm not saying you did that.
I could go hide in the bathroom. If you was there, you wouldn't have came outside.
That's not hiding in the bathroom. I'm still sitting there at the bar.
You wouldn't have been at the bar when them niggas were the case. I wasn't there.
He'd been behind the bar. I wasn't there.
I wasn't there. I wasn't there.
I'd have made a phone call to tell you the truth. He'd have been in ice.
I don't know what really would have happened. I'd have made a phone call.
In closing, you're... Well, in closing for me.
Get up here now. In closing for me, y'all can fight about it a little more.
What I'm saying is this. What separates me from some of the street niggas that I refer to is simply risks that we're willing to take.
True. Risk reward assessment.
That's it. For me, and everybody can answer this, but this may be already answered it with you.
me shit i just had a scrap and in the following weeks was doctor's appointments it was my wrist feeling funny i couldn't pick up bags a certain way that was him defending himself wait hold up no and that was me not pressing charges yes because, that's true. Because that's not who I am at my core.
It shouldn't be. But if you get into some of that, like I said, charges could be pressed.
You could end up going to jail. You could have time away from your children.
I don't believe, Ish, that for a stranger on the internet, you are going to have time away from your daughter. I don't care what you say.
That's fine. I agree with you.
I'm not telling you to believe me. But it's level so to me.
I know with some internet. And guess what? And that's where them bitch ass niggas thrive.
Because they know you got something to live for and you got too much. And so they keep doing that shit.
It is sucker shit. And that's how suckers thrive.
Because they know you got something to live for so I can say and do whatever I want, because it's too valuable for him to punch me on my motherfucking face, which is what I deserve. I'm agreeing.
Hold on. I'm agreeing with that.
That's true. But they're not doing, you said say and do.
They ain't doing shit. They just typing words.
Now, I'm not, I'm not. The words don't accept nothing.
For me, my whole life has been the same. Say what you want, my nigga.
You lay a hand on me or anybody I'm with. It's different.
I respect that. I've never been the guy that's going to initiate or set off.
I wouldn't give a fuck if the nigga in front of me clearly want to fight. He got to do something for it, Bob.
You've been standing on that for decades. That's my whole life.
I ain't lying. I don't think you're fronting.
I'm not saying that you're fronting. I'm not saying that you're lying.
I'm saying that how you choose to handle some shit and how somebody else chooses to handle some shit, there's no right or wrong in that matter. It's a personal preference and a personal choice.
I agree. I agree with you.
I think there's wiser choices and less wise choices. For example, I'm not going to, people write shit about me every day on the internet, right? I would lose my fucking mind if I responded to everybody.
So I'm not inviting nobody out like on some meet me in Temecula shit. I'm not going to be like, let's look at me in Temecula.
I'm not doing that shit, right? Because you could be, also you could roll up in a situation where you go to punch that nigga in the mouth. And that nigga pull out of Roscoe and pop your fucking head off.
And then it's like, yo, you was arguing with so-and-so, right? You ain't even knowing. I'm not doing that.
However, if I see the person, I would do what Joel Embiid did. I would approach them and have something to say to them about it and make it clear not to do that again.
If it was crossing a line. Now, again, you can say a lot of shit.
I got a high threshold, but I'm saying if it's in that zone of shit I don't fuck with, 100%

of the time I'm going to say something about it. That's all I'm saying.

And then whatever comes from that, you got to be prepared

to deal with it. And when I'm on

the other side of it as a writer, I make sure that I

never write or on TV say anything

about anybody that I couldn't

stand on when I saw them. Well, I follow

that too as a broadcaster. I'm not

going to say, and in life, I ain't saying nothing behind

nobody back that I got a problem saying to their face. I just won't say it if that's the case.
Right. Bro, you know how much shit us up here? I'm sorry.
Okay, go ahead. You know how much shit up here? And y'all are way more liberal than me in what y'all are saying.
So you did vote, too. So you are conservative.
I was going to say it. Got him.
Got him. And that's what you say in this chair.
We got him. And speaking on some of that shit, yeah, like, dog, I'll reserve my right to, you know what I'm saying? Because we just had a conversation about something else.
I have an opinion on it, but my opinion would be more hurtful than harmful. I mean, hurtful than helpful.
So I'm going to shut the fuck up because it don't deserve to be said. That's how I feel about some shit.
You critiquing somebody's performance or some shit like that. When you start getting personal, it's different.
And I don't believe that the gig is the gig when you start bringing niggas' families and niggas' friends into that. I think that's a cop-out for the bitches.
I think that's pussy to talk about anybody's family, especially children. I also know that somebody saying something about my family or children don't make it true.
Sure. As long as no, are we affected? Like, is somebody really getting hurt? I feel like sometimes it's the audacity, though.
Yeah. That's the audacity.
That's the part that we'll get. And we sit up here in Champaign.
If you get to running around trying to police these niggas like this, just off of what they're saying, you don't look. Every day somebody's got audacity.
Listen, it also might just not be the fucking day. I might, I might, 364 days out of the year, I might be like, all right, I let everything fucking slide.
It's that one day you got me and you talked about the wrong fucking shit. All it takes is, it's motherfuckers doing life over that, over losing control at one time.
I totally understand. Over losing control at one time.
But it still makes you a human being. I can tell you, like you never did scared straight.
Go listen to Beanie Seagull, What's Your Life Like? Off of the Truth album. Let them break it down for you.
The toilet plunger sword? Yeah, yeah. That's it, bro.
Just sex it to her. Push raw toilet sword.
That's the one. Just shoot her.
Send me a link. That's my shit.
They play that in schools in Philly. They should.
Yeah. Don't you spend no time away from your daughter because that nigga

on line sex.

Word, word.

Y'all niggas,

again, y'all encourage that.

Y'all welcome that shit.

Y'all engage.

I don't engage in that.

Who's y'all?

Welcome.

Wow.

Welcome.

Welcome.

And engage.

I don't like those words.

I just don't care.

And you are you.

And maybe-

It's things that you care about,

I don't care about.

I'm only arguing the welcome part.

It's welcome.

Maybe that's welcoming. I don't care what them, I care about what y'all say.
And my parents and my loved ones, those that mind don't matter, those that matter don't mind. Fuck them niggas.
Say what you want. They can't say nothing worse about me.
I would agree with that. Well, pedophile's bad.
And don't y'all support it while we're on the subject of bullshit we should send prayers to Buckshot oh yeah does anybody know the he came out and said some shit we still don't really know the full details looks like he got jumped if we knew the full details I wouldn't say it anyway yeah we seen what We seen what we seen. I watched fucking rock.
Same shot to rock. Blog on it because I didn't even believe it was real.
Me either. Like that's how old school I am.
I think that the hip hop pioneers and the legends that I love, we love. And if the old heads don't get health benefits or some type of pay increase or nothing from shit, the first thing they should get is the respect for what they have done throughout their lives.
So I can't look at no video of the buckshot shorty in the condition that I saw him in that video floating around. Shit's crazy.
At first I thought it wasn't real. I thought it was AI.
Then it was confirmed. Then I heard this happened in Brooklyn.
Yeah, yeah. Money that recorded that video.
I imagine your commentary is just as bad as what was being done. Buckshot Shorty, we love you.
We're praying for you. We hope that you are safe.
I don't think anybody needs to experience that or go through that. That shit is crazy.
And like Rock said, right, because that's the other side of punching people in your face or punching people in the face. We'll both go home from that.
What happens after we get home? Now who's ready for you to go make phone calls, me to go make phone calls for niggas to be hiding in the bushes, hiding under cars, niggas buying expensive fucking ammo. Rock was like, yo, dawg, we 50.
Like, the days ain't there when niggas was living like that, looking for that, or trying to respond to that at 50 fucking years old. I try to be respectful to everybody, dawg.
Like, I don't try to disrespect nobody. I don't.
That Buckshot shit really, really disturbed me, man. I don't encourage any of y'all to go watch no videos.
Just if you love hip-hop, send a prayer up for Buckshot, man. That's it.
That's it. That's all I got.
That's it. That's all I got on the subject.
Mel, you want to lead us into Quincy Jones? I'm real mad that I ain't get a pick with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get an interview with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get to shake Quincy Jones' hands. Normally, when all y'all be doing that goofy shit and posting texts to the nigga that died and picked, I don't be feeling the way.
I be judging shit out of y'all. This time, this one hurt.
This one hurt. And I'll come clean because I'm black.
When we lose a great, my immediate reaction is going to be, no, not them. How did you take Quincy? And they say Quincy was 91.
And then my brain got to work and I was like, that was his industry too so of course he was probably 119 and I don't expect nobody to still be here he did a lot in that 91 or 119 that's what I'm saying yo if there was ever a fulfilled life what he had it he did it on the pop it since the 50s at the highest levels I did everything I ever did At the highest levels Word Everything I ever did Will live long Long long Way after me It's mortal Quincy Jones Arguably the greatest To ever do it Man I think 2024 Is ending Just with You know Know where my brain goes What's up Who do we have That could fill those shoes nobody or even when I say you know what I mean like when like greatness leaves you be like yo who do we have up and coming like political greatness you be like yo who the fuck could step into those shoes now nobody like and that's what I think about like who are the next up and comings legends and. My brain went to if Quincy couldn't hold the position of a Lucian or a Lior or Sylvia or any of these people.
Julie. I have to imagine some of that would be he didn't want them.
I would hope so. He didn't.
I mean, remember, he was the first African-American VP of Mercury Records in, was it 50s? 50s and 60s, and he said that wasn't for him. That wasn't the world he wanted to be in.
I accept that from Quincy, if that's what y'all are telling me. Then Stevie, or any black, great mogul with the best ear for music in the world, it would be nice to see them in more of a position of power.
Or at least some of their contemporary, someone that they fuck with. Smokey, Babyface.
Any of them. I mean, Face kind of has it.
Well, Face and LA kind of did. With that.
Kind of shit.. He kinda had it.

I feel like we should do a better job letting people

know his legacy.

And I don't think people fully

appreciate just how much Quincy Jones

touched over the course of the 20th century.

There's just so few things that were good

that Quincy Jones wasn't connected to.

Whether it's Color Purple, whether it's Oprah, whether it's Vibe Magazine,

whether it's The Me.

All the albums we argue about Quincy has his hand on it. You know what I mean? Whether you talk about theme songs to TV shows to, I mean, everything he did.
And I think the thing that I always am struck by with Quincy Jones is the fact that this wasn't his first love. Like, he was a trumpeter.
Word. And he had this brain aneurysm and the doctor said, if you ever play another note, you're going going to die and he had to figure out what to do with the rest of his life i mean can you imagine being in your 20s being told you can never do the thing that you've been wanting to do your whole life chasing ray charles around trying to play and he turns it into like the greatest shit ever one of the greatest composers one of the greatest writers one of the greatest producers it's like it's a reminder to me that like even when you a door gets closed you, it's not the final word on what you can be.
You can't stop greatness. By true greatness, you can't stop it.
You can put a roadblock up, it's going to find a way around and still going to find its way out. Yeah.
This is Mark's third day on the job. If you let him out, Sean, you're on this topic.
You were supposed to, too, have a memorable little... You were supposed to get into that trumpet shit.
How you feeling? I appreciate him sharing a little factoid with us because I did not know that. We're a team, Joe.
All of us here. I mean, we're a team.
One thing that I just learned very recently is the fact. What you learn? I learned that he put his foot down when it came to don't stop till you get enough of the violins.

Michael wanted that out, and he was like, nope.

Got to keep that in.

True, true.

There we go.

That's important.

Sharing his back to it.

I didn't know that either.

And the A-sides got B-sides.

Did you know anything about Quincy Jones?

I know I was at his house. Hanging out, partying.
That's all we got. Yeah.
Rest in peace to the absolute legend that is Quincy Jones. The best of the best.
The GOAT. And thank you for your contributions.
Yeah. Yeah.
Don't vote. No voting for you, girl.
You ain't know the trumpet shit I did not know the trumpet shit no I did not I don't know everything what did y'all talk about at his house that day um I don't know did you read the at all? Did you look at the fucking plaques?

One plaques said,

yo, let me tell you this trumpet fact.

Oh, you were there?

So you know what's on the walls?

Hmm.

I guess I didn't make it to that room.

Oh, shit.

Bang!

Got it.

That was solid.

It was good.

Gay joke. Quincy Jones with me and Mel in two different rooms going back and forth is nuts.
I would have kept the relationship. It's your man.
Hey, it's your man. He'd have kept calling me, sis.
What the fuck are you talking about? Yo, what's wrong with you? Yo, Quincy. Imani said he just wanted to go cry.
Quincy, we love you, yo. I can't think of somebody who's did more.
In music, anyway. Nobody close.
I can't think of it. That's real.
Hey, if you, hey, I watched the We Are The World, doc. If you wasn't in there, Quincy, that white spiky head boy.

All that screaming, that white boy.

Yo, him and Cyndi Lauper would have went too crazy.

Thank God for Quincy.

Thank God for fucking Quincy Jones, man.

Oh, my Lord.

I should laugh too much in here. Nigga be 91.
I'd be like, why? Why did you take him? Take me. So young.
He was so much life to live. I hate to be that guy to do it, but I always think of it.
But when Stevie go, I'm going to be fucked up. Oh, I'm done.
I'm going to be,

I'm calling out.

I'm not coming in here.

I thought you'd come back in with news.

I don't know.

Don't walk in like that.

Oh, man.

Love on our black race while we can.

Facts.

Love on our black race while we can.

Support them.

Is anybody else on your

check on me list?

Check on me? Like you said, when Stevie go, you ain't gonna be no good. It was Prince and Mike for me.
Anita Baker, I'm sure, is on it. I'm gonna cry for a lot of you.
I'm gonna cry for Tony Braxton, Tamar Braxton. That Whitney Houston shit.
That Whitney Houston. Yo, if we just naming people I'm gonna cry for.
You're gonna cry out about anybody. I going to cry, nigga.
I cried for Aaron Carter,

the other Carter.

The Braxton from the fucking Jamie Foxx show.

I'm going to cry,

goddammit.

Huh?

Barry Gordy's one of them two.

Barry Gordy,

I wouldn't cry.

I'd respect the legacy,

but I wouldn't miss no work.

Whitney Houston, I cried. Whitney Houston was tough.
I cried. And I watched the whole funeral.
That shit was right there in Newark. That shit was, it was emotional.
Whitney Houston was tough because the whole family started going like dominoes at that point. Like the kids.
It's tragic. Even prior to that, Whitney was just tough because of circumstances.
Like just how we found out and how that happened and when it had been. That shit was at New Hope.
Yeah, come on. I know Clyde was fucked up.
Yeah, man. That was rough.
Luther Vandross was rough for me. Jaheim was fucked up.
What? Jaheim was fucked up. No, I'm sure Clyde was devastated.
Jaheim! I'm sure. Nice.
Jaheim is alive. No, I'm saying he was fucked up.
He was upset about... I was...
I didn't know. I thought...
No, he was saying... No, no.
He said, you sure Clyde was fucked up. Jaheim is alive.
Jaheim is alive No I'm saying he was fucked up He was upset Yeah so I was I didn't know I thought No he was saying Jaheim is alive Jaheim was fucked up At Whitney shit That's what I'm talking about Everybody Yeah That Whitney funeral Was beautiful too man It was powerful Did you go I didn't It was in Jersey I tried to avoid that Some doctor I had an invite Hold on Okay they're good What'd you say Huh say? Huh? He was in Jersey trying to avoid that. He didn't want to come to Newark.
I see that, right? You peeped it? Yeah, I ain't going to. That's why a nigga Uber eats from Kings.
No? No? Yeah. I ain't going to lie.
I do. I know.
They killed niggas. They killed Malcolm X and Kings.
Yo. Oh, man.
They killed Malcolm X and Kings? I got to rewatch the doc. I don't remember that part.
I thought it was in the Autobot. No, but the people who killed Malcolm X, oh man.
They killed Malcolm X in Kings. I gotta re-watch the doc.

I don't remember that part.

I thought it was in the Autobot.

No, but the people who killed Malcolm X,

they plotted it in Kings for weeks.

Kings was like the centerpiece of the Newark Mosque.

And you still gonna eat there?

That's crazy.

It has new owners.

It has new owners.

That macaroni and cheese be hitting, nigga.

Let me see. While we're here, can anybody unpack the Young Thug tweets for me? I don't know.
This was a topic that I was like, you know what? It's cool to podcast and say, I just don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I'm waiting for music.
I talked to some Atlanta niggas. They were like, yo, you know.
I said, no, I don't.

I'm not a street nigga.

They said, yeah, but you understand the street lingo.

I said, I promise you I don't.

Not today.

Not currently.

Yeah, I don't get it. Then they read me the tweets.

Yo, Peter Wham is coming to Bam.

Pray up.

Load it up.

Down.

Boogie.

No.

No.

And all of the street niggas, man,

oh, shit, he talking about Gunna. I don't know that he's talking about Gunna.
I get he wants to work with Lil Baby. I get how Lil Baby feels about Gunna.
They're saying the T.I. feels the same way about Gunna.
I don't know that. I'm staying out Atlanta business.
It's none of my business. I don't know.
I don't know. Release the music.
I heard him tell the judge, I to do music with my guy that's signed to me. Which makes sense though.
That makes sense. This guy is signed to me.
Yeah. I'm profiting off of this.
Who's Peter? I don't know who or what. I would like to know who Peter is.
Or Wham. Wham is Lil Baby.
That's his name. Nickname.
Yeah nickname. He's Wham.
How the fuck do I know that as a consumer of music? Has he been saying it? Wham, wham, wham. I thought that was George Michael shout outs.
All right, so he's Wham. He's Wham.
All right, Wham. So they got the billboard.
And Thug said before, whatever Wham says goes. Okay.

So I guess that's where they're,

if Lil Baby has been the one that's been calling Gunna a rat,

and Thug is kind of stamping that by whatever Lil Baby say is what's happening.

I don't know, but that's where people are saying,

you know what he mean.

I think that Thug could go do music with Lil Baby because that's his man and go do music with Gunna because he's his artist and it don't have to fucking intertwine. But maybe I'm old fashioned.
There's a lot of people out here that are waiting for Thug to tell them whether Gunna is a rat or not. That's just true.
That's what I'm hearing. That's it.
Everybody's waiting for Thug. We have been waiting for you to tell us can we fuck with him or no.
Okay. I'm no street nigga.
But didn't Thug come home? Yes. Yes.
Without ratting. Thug did come home.
He's home, right? Mm-hmm. All right, I'm lost.
What you trying to say? How could he have been a rat if Doug is home? That's not true. Yeah, that's not true at all.
Especially with the prosecution right next to you. Yeah, some of the stuff, the prosecution fumbled the ball.
A lot. They fumbled the ball.
So, and not just that, if you told, and I don't know if you... Y'all are saying what I'm saying.
No, listen. Prosecution fumbled the ball.
That don't mean that you didn't give evidence.

Listen.

He could have given

adequate ratting

and they dropped the ratting.

Listen, listen, listen.

Part of Gunnar's,

what he had to cop to

in his plea,

what he had to acknowledge,

there was a car

that him and Thug were in

and there was a gun

and some drugs in the car.

Gunnar is on record

that this is where, I don't know street nigga lingo, but he's saying it's not mine. To some folk, they're saying, and the fact that yes, why I saw it was gay.
To some folks, that's ratting. If it's me and itch in the car.
It's not ratting. Again, that sounds like ratting.
It's not. And this is where it gets gray at because you got some people saying that's ratting.
You have other people saying, no, it's not. It's like down the middle in this room.
It's not ratting. If me and Ice in the car and it's guns and drugs in the car.
It's yours. Ice is supposed to say, yo, it's not mine.
I'm supposed to say it ain't mine. And there you have it.
But when he got on the stand. That's not how I was raised.
When he got on the stand and said, YSL is a gang. That's more ratting.
That's the point I was talking about. Because the point is, they have proved already now, if your artists and people close to you are saying this is a gang, all we now have to do is prove you are the head of said gang.
And if I prove that you are head of said gang, then the RICO charges now are applicable. Yeah, how is that not ratting? I don't understand how that's not not right.
How would you, you said that's not how you was raised with that car scenario. What happens, you and Ish in a car, guns and drugs, and y'all get pulled over? Well, first, when we get in the car, first thing I was taught, first thing I say is.
You know you dirty. Right.
But past that. Y'all in the car.
And we carry our own case. So whoever gun it is got to say it's theirs.
That's the point. What happens if he say it's not his? I'm not saying anything.
But the problem is if he don't say nothing and then I say it ain't mine, that's like saying it's his. And that's where the people are saying gun is right.
Now everybody say it ain't mine. That's different.
But if Ish say, I'm not saying shit, and I say well it ain't mine, that's saying it's his. Now if it's his, he should say it's his.
He shouldn't put the case on me, but it's not right. See, well, I just mind my business.
I just want the music, though. I don't give a fuck who ratted on who.
I don't give a fuck. You home, he home, Woody home, all these niggas is home.
Everybody home. And I'm home.
But you don't want, I could understand not wanting to fuck with somebody who put me in jeopardy, especially if that wasn't the game plan. We all in this together.
These are civilians. I don't, that's cool for this rap conversation we have.
And there's nobody else that's going to put me in jeopardy. I put myself in jeopardy.
Everything in my, everything that happens in our life, we will admit. No, that's bullshit.
That's bullshit. I'm telling you, I live.
I'm not telling y'all how to live. If I get in the car and this nigga was dirty and now we go to jail, before I get to all of that rat stuff, I'm getting to, well, how did I get in this car? Me.
I'm telling you what I do. True.
That ain't the scenario here. The scenario here is we both are committing crimes together and one of us got caught and now I'm putting it on somebody else.
That's the allegation. I don't know if both of them are committing crimes.
That's the allegation. I don't know.
That's where I get lost at's where I get lost at. I'm just saying that's the allegation.
Only they know the ins and outs of their relationship and the ins and outs and intricacies of their particular dealings. I want to see the thug tweet when it's time to go to studio with Gunnar.
I just want to hear it. I don't want to hear no thug tweet.
I don't want to tweet. That's my issue.
Go ahead and just put your shit. Talk.
I want to hear it. My thing is, if you home and you just ducked a trillion fucking years, don't put no tweet out that could implicate you or that suggests that you were involved in anything or get you right back in the same bullshit again.
Just don't say nothing. That's the crazy part.
To me, we shouldn't be having this conversation. If I just came home, I ain't tweeting shit, but if I do, it's going to be like, where the ribs at? How do I get the kings? You know what I mean? It's going to be some shit that ain't got nothing to do with crime.
Yeah, fuck no. Or any street shit.
No street nothing. That's true.
I agree. I'm up with that.
A thousand percent. And that's why I said some of that shit.
Especially a tweet that's like leaves up to, you know. Interpretation.
Exactly. Especially knowing they gave you this stupid long probation.
And they just waiting. They are dying for you.
Salavan. To do anything so that they could come grab you and bring your ass back in.
And again, one of the terms of his probation is he can't hang with known gang members. And they've already acknowledged that he's a gang.
So now it's much easier to track who you're with. So if you're with somebody who's a known gang member.
Got him. They got you again.
Was it not for the purposes of music or was it period? Two people. The two exceptions are for music.
Brother and gunner. That's it.
Yeah. Nobody else.
Nobody else. You can't.
His brother and gunner. And that is a common tool that state uses to lock people up.
Indeed. They cast this real wide net.
In California, they got civil injunctions against gangs where if I hang with any known gang members, if I hang with a blood, a crip, whatever, I can go to jail. And they don't have the exceptions.
Like if I'm at Thanksgiving dinner with my cousin, who's a crip, or my, you know, Christmas with my brother, who's a blood or whatever the thing might be. Or bigger than that, a nigga might not be active and he could have been in a gang when he was 13.
Yep. He's still a known gang member.
You get what I'm saying? He's a gang member. He might have tattoos and all that shit, but he just may not be active out here banging.
Yep. Oh, so you got family times.
That was a hypothetical. Philly don't really got gangs.
Really? They got the Muslims. No.
Black Mafia family, right? Black Mafia family, JBM, all JBM all that stuff but that's anyway yeah three way me on those calls oh oh that was I'm uncomfortable is that HR department I'm uncomfortable HR right there take it away Corey I meant call okay three way me on the call I was flummoxed for a minute. Three-way me is nuts.
Don't say. To two dudes.
Two dudes. How horny are you? Why wasn't one enough? Oh, shit.
Speaking of three ways. What? Speaking of three ways, and I'll tell you how disattached I am from these things.
I was having a conversation with somebody. Actually, I wasn't.
I was in my phone out of my business. They seen something in their phone and they're going to say, oh, shit.
Scrappy had a threesome baby. So I was like, oh, shit, that's dope.
Like, right? To be able to have a threesome and then the woman that you love leaves pregnant like wow what a story that you could tell for ages and then they was like well that's not what a threesome baby is so I said educate me and they was like that's when the other girl in the threesome gets pregnant and I I said, I was flabbergasted. I was like, wait, niggas is doing that? Oh, I thought this was like the roulette threesome.
No, you do. You have a threesome.
You're not exactly sure who's. No, you have a threesome with the woman you love and somebody else.
The somebody else gets pregnant. Threesome baby.
Got it. Okay.
I did not know that was the new thing,

the new trend.

It ain't a trend.

Niggas is getting

caught up.

I had no idea

that happened to somebody

else's threesomes.

Wait,

people be raw dogging

on threesomes?

Wait,

people wear condoms?

You supposed to use

people wear condoms

in a threesome?

People wear condoms?

Yeah,

they don't wear condoms.

In a threesome?

In a threesome?

Let me prep you.

What?

Nobody up here

in our single days

wore condoms.

That's not true. Minus myself.
That's not true. And if it is, it's not a truth I would allow you to share about me publicly.
Is that called something? Is that a little bit sneaky? What are you talking about? If you ain't have Instagram, I had a condom. What the fuck he think this is? If it's standing on truth, nigga, what the fuck you talking about? It's a good one.
Anyway, and in many of my threesomes, I wasn't fucking both girls. No, all right.
What I mean by that is in the example you just talked about where you and your significant other are bringing a third person that y'all don't know. I can't believe that.
Who said that? That's true.

That's true.

They could be afraid.

They might have vetted him.

That's true.

Still, it seems.

My thing is how you give the load to the other shorty.

The load?

There's one way to stop that.

That's crazy.

How?

That's true.

Fire! That was the plan. Shorty had that Wham-a-wham Squash Squash Crazy, son What? That's wild I'm gonna let go of this Yo, use it You lose it You lost it God Yo Who else that happened to? It happened to my...
Ah. Wow.
Him I expect that from. I did not expect that from Lil Scrappy, who, and I quote, said, you don't want no problems.
Problems. Everything about this

sounds like a problem.

A lot of problems.

And what's wrong with your

coercion game?

What?

Alright.

Alright, play it out.

Alright, threesome.

You get the low, then you get the call.

Yo.

I got a plan for this.

It's here. It's yours.
I'm keeping it. That's your time to...
That's your time to be Jordan on Greg Eiland. Obama.
You got to get your Obama on. That's your time to...
You got to get your Obama on, yo. Well, you know.
You start talking. What the fuck is this? What? Unfortunately, are we talking about elimination?

Because I was going to say

there's a lot of abortion.

There's a lot of abortion laws enacted

in a lot of states right now, especially the red states.

Not right there in Hackensack.

That's a good point, though.

I don't know where he is.

Let me tell you the few places where you can park some I know personally They got parking They got the Where I bring you up Hey, Englewood Right there Same spot y'all get them facials Stop at the fourth floor Oh my god That's your man Hack and sack That's your man What's? I heard. I Googled it.
I know. You bet.
I bet you why. Why you Googled it? Huh? Because I couldn't believe that people were doing that.
Word. Oh, Burgerfield? Oh, Passake? Oh, Paramus! If you really need it.
Jersey, them shit's just like fucking malls. Like diners.
Them shit's like check-action places

out here.

Hey, if you don't want that kid,

you do not have to have it.

Oh, man.

This guy is crazy, son.

Yo, your brain, yo.

I'm not going to lie. You different.

Get there early, too.

Park, hold a hand, and have to talk. But this is what I'm saying.
They probably ain't know it like that. If this is the homie that's different, right? Damn, girl.
Fuck. I can't believe.
We got to go through this, yo. Matter of fact, it's even easier than that because you got your shorty with you.
That's my point. Yeah, shorty coercing He's definitely making that call.
That's a layup. What the fuck? I don't want to be that guy, but there is a going rate for everything I heard.
Now, this new age shit they're doing since the NBA got TV rights is not coercion. You're just paying now.
It's in the video. It's coercion.
It's a service. It's in the video.
If I'm paying you for something to convince you to do something, that's not No, I'm not convincing you of anything. I paid you and you did it.
It's a job. Yeah, that's a transaction.
It ain't coercion at all. I know what you're saying.
It's not legally coercion. It's not illegal just you're coercing somebody, but it's not illegal.
Maybe it's not coercion. It's incentivizing.
Money is the biggest motivator, incentivizer. I don't know if you're going to look up coercion at all.
Incentivize coercion. I don't know a coercioner.
I think coercion is the right word. I just think if you talk about coercion in the literal sense, it is it is coercion, but legally it's not coercion.
Coercion is the practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats. That's why I said incentivize.
It's not coercion. Anyway, no to y'all wondering, it's a buck 50 and up.
Two 50 if you sold a million records. To incentivize.
Two 50 is crazy. No it ain't.
What? No, it ain't. No, the fuck it is not.
No, it's not. No, no, let me put it different.
When you're not famous, that number is like a different number. That's all I'm saying.
I'm just amazed at how much people that y'all speak. If anybody here, if anybody here, excluding Parks because his wife is here currently.

If she wasn't, you'd be involved.

And Ice.

Your wife ain't here.

I'm clipped, nigga.

I ain't in this conversation. Go ahead.
Yeah, I will never have this problem. No, you can still join the hypothetical.
Fuck you. I'm okay with joining the hypothetical.
I'll take it. You have my spot.
Go ahead. If anybody here had the situation where a side got pregnant and were threatening to expose you or tell your family or just keep it and raise that little bastard.
$250 is too high of a price to pay? No. I'm asking.
It ain't too high. I'm just saying that's a lot of fucking money.
Yo, no. No, it's not.
Old boy offered a million. Who? It's old boy.
Oh. Oh.
Offered a million. He should.
Paul George? Wow. The six is disrespect, man.
It's not countering. Oh, shit.
I'm tired of your shit, bro. Paul George tried that.
He said, there's no money in the world that could take me away from it. That's when girls want to love.
Oh, I feel a bond already. Oh, he's kicking.
He's kicking. I'm kicking.
Bye. We doing the kid play, The kid too.
A whole lot.

Yeah.

Nope.

Hey, Eric.

Nope.

I'm not coached out.

Don't show me on the camera for that.

Don't show me on the camera for that.

Oh, shit.

I just didn't know threesome babies were such a big, they was having a slice like that.

But then again, I retired from threesomes 20 years ago.

Mmm.

That tea almost burnt my mouth.

I assume the rest of y'all

to be retired from threesomes as well.

I mean, I'm married, so that ain't...

That did not answer that.

I haven't had a lot of answers to that.

Since I have been married...

No, we don't do that, so I don't do that.

There you go.

I haven't had a lot of threesomes in my life, period, though.

I was there for four of them.

I see your work. I was dead.
Wow. You did your big one.
Nah, he was fucking like, you love the bitches. Like, damn, that nigga's still going.
Holy shit. He fucked me up.
That nigga said, time out. I'll be back.
Went to the trunk, grabbed a dove. Grabbed a bar dove.
Came back, went to the, I said, oh shit, that nigga got a kick. But when these things occur, I just went home, smelly, slutty dick.
Ain't got corn, too. Let me smell your dick.
Oh, brother. Oh, shit.
Oh, man. All right, well, shout out to Scrappy.
You scrapped all you could But you lost the fight

Yo

I feel like there was

Something else funny

That I had to get to

Let me pull out my list

Was it Equatorial Guinea?

Oh man

That's funny

I don't know if we have

To do that right now

I'm good not doing it

We were talking about Thug

What y'all think about

Mariah the scientist

Canceling

She's a rider

I love that shit

But I saw people upset

Thank you. we were talking about Thug what y'all think about Mariah the Scientist canceling she's a rider I love that shit but I saw people upset like it's you have obligation to your fans who was upset the fans that was at the show fans that bought tickets to the show and then she got nerfed to FaceTime hey y'all I'm home but uh thank y'all for coming out I wish I was there love y'all hey I'm home.
But I wish I was there.

Love y'all.

Hey, I'm going to play some slaps for you, though.

No, y'all sing to me.

Yo, if I went to the Stevie Wonder show at the Garden and that nigga face pop up on FaceTime,

I would kill the shit out of Stevie Wonder.

We're not going to put Mariah the Scientist and Stevie Wonder in the same conversation,

are we?

Similar to me.

What's their you?

Discibler.

Very dissimilar.

We're stupid, yo.

Y'all think she wrong, though?

Yeah, I think any girl with a job should go to it.

I'm going to act like y'all ain't never had this shit call out of work, nigga. Stop playing with me.
What? Alright, how much you make a day? For the whole tour? The tour's over next week. Let me stop talking.
I did that to fucking stripper Michelle with the fat ass one tour. Hey, just come on tour, girl.
That shit, we working.

I ain't mad at it.

You fucked up, too, right?

Yo, what?

If I've been in jail that long, yeah, she should be home.

Yeah, fuck that tour.

If she wants to stay on tour, do your thing.

But if she wants to come home, I don't give a fuck.

You can reschedule a date.

Come home. No, you can't reschedule a date.
You can't reschedule a date? Why not? It's not her tour. Oh, yeah.
Oh, it wasn't her tour? Lotto's tour. She was opening.
Oh, she's an opener? Oh, bring your ass home now. If I been in jail that long and my girl's an opener? I don't care if you was the headliner.
And nigga, Lotto's the homie. Girl, I understand.
Go ahead and be with your man. Right.
What? All right, I'll take it back then. If she was the opener, then go be with your man.
Yeah. Go be with your man.
Nigga, you bugging. Get your ass home.
Big bro. He ain't letting that go.
I just wanted to know if we was Eskimos on that. Joe, we can build 10 igloos.
What's wrong with you, dog? You circle back to Michelle. I popped Michelle before you.
No, you did not. Oh, God.
Here we go. Here we fucking go.
So that's another one of his old joints that you hit. Yeah.
I'm sensing a pattern here. Maybe the rumors about us is true when the whole room, oh, brother.
Not exactly. What the fuck are you talking about? And no, you didn't.
No, you didn't. And I know the night you did it behind me like a mutt.
I didn't even know you. I didn't know you when I...
Yes, you did. She loved me.
I did not. You're not listening.
She loved me. That was your work.
That was your boo-boo. I didn't know that girl when I knew her before I knew you.
You say that to the girls that we do know.

That's your little line. That's not true.

Yo, this nigga is a diggity.

It's so fun to be able to pull from history with your co-worker.

All right, shout out to Mariah the Scientist.

For sure.

Shout out to Young Thugs.

Shout out to Gunner too, nigga.

I don't give you rat it.

I don't give a fuck.

If I never hear the word rat again in hip-hop, I don't see what they have to do with the Scientist. For sure.
Shout out to Young Thugs. Shout out to Gunna too, nigga.
I don't care if you're ratting. I don't give a fuck.
If I never hear the word rat again in hip hop,

I don't see what that has to do with music.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Yeah, I don't care.

I just don't care.

Give me the slaps, bro.

That's it.

Make slaps.

Yeah, and Gunna got them.

So go ahead and act like you don't want to go to that studio if you want.

Lil Baby been with Central C and all these other guys.

Hey, you better get updated since you're home now on the temperature. Who's hot and who ain't.
Shit done changed a little bit. And I'm talking to you because I do think baby is baby still.
Little baby. What do you mean? Stop it.
I'm just asking what you mean. I think little baby is still little baby.
What does that mean, Joe? That little baby could get in the studio and put out a hit. I think he could make one.
I think he could come up with one. I think his name calls for a certain...
I think when you say the name Lil Baby, it sits at a certain tier. There's a tier there.
He ain't off that tier because he's off of his hot streak and has been. He's not off that tier.
But the music, I think that tier has dropped maybe... If it hasn't dropped the notch, it's trending downward.
Like, it's about to drop. His show price ain't dropped.
His show price ain't dropped. It went up.
And I think he was preoccupied with what was going on with one of my closest friends. Yeah, and if he couldn't make nothing hot, let Thug walk in the door.
Oh, no, for sure. Like I said, they're teasing a record now.
Or whatever they're teasing. Absolutely, there's something coming.
I'm sure Dominique has got more beats. I'm just talking about Lil Baby ain't Lil Baby today that he was during that run.
He's put out. It ain't even like he hasn't put out shit.
He's dropped. It just ain't that normal.
Now that he's back, Thugger's back, that he might be him. Fam, my man was looking at life.
I'm running around doing all the political posturing that I could possibly come up with to keep my ass from going to jail. I get all that.
I'm running around with Stacey Abrams and everybody else doing... Music is the last thing on my mind at this point.
And I agree. I'm just saying, if you were doing that and not still dropping music, I would subscribe to that.
He still dropped. And everything that he's dropped was mid.
Was mid-mid. The middest of mid.
But again, I think that might go back to I'm not putting forth my best effort in the studio. I'm just doing, I'm in here on some, you know what I mean? And I ain't gonna crucify him for that when everybody been mid with the exception of fucking 6% of rappers.

Everybody been mid.

Yeah, but you're in that 6% of rappers who ain't been putting out mid until you were.

All right, but now that I'm in the mid class, nigga, I'm the best of the mid class.

Don't none of you mid-making niggas look at me a certain type of way.

Mid-making niggas.

Yeah.

The mid-making niggas.

You mid-makers can't look at me a certain type.

My last joint may have been some mid, but you niggas can't look at me like that.

That's funny.

My last joint may have been some mid,

but you niggas

can't look at me like that.

That's funny.

The niggas up there

and above maybe

could say,

all right,

he off his name.

I would agree with that.

Hey,

I'm a fan.

And I just think

that them niggas

who got a synergy

that all them

Atlanta niggas got,

Thug is home.

I think it's a fucking

family reunion

down at,

in Atlanta right now.

I wouldn't hear

a posse cut.

I wouldn't hear,

I wouldn't imagine.

I want to get mad. Everybody.
Then I'm gonna get mad. Nah.
Nah. Can you? You can get mad at that.

That's the fuck I can't.

Why?

I want people that say they retire to retire.

That's your business.

And he was asking me if I could get mad.

Everybody retirement don't necessarily mean it like yours.

Some niggas would be like, yo, I retired. He retired three weeks ago.

I know.

I retired from making my own projects.

It was the other day.

I might do a verse.

I'm just doing features, yeah.

I might do features. That's what he said.
He said said I don't feel like jumping around on stages to entertain people. Oh, I took it different.
That's what he said though. He was like, yo, I'm just tired of jumping around on stages performing and entertaining people.
And context. I mean, he said that after his...
He retired from performing. Is what his retirement was from.
Performing. That does not mean I'm not still dropping music.
I stand down there. What does retirement mean for you? What's retirement for you? You just never going to make any songs and you stopped? Done.
Served. Served my time.
What does that mean when they leave the fucking honorable? I've served my time. Honorable discharge.
Got you. I've filled my requirements.
I've done everything. You completely out.
Got it. Yeah.
There's no song somebody could get on. When niggas talk to me about my retirement, granted, whole different ballgame, but when niggas talk to me about it, I put 17 albums out.
I put 17 albums out. I've toured.
I did the big places as an opener. I did the small places.
I've traveled. I fucked all the girls.
I stood on couches. I did the unattractive gig.
I did the good gig. gig I got a nice publishing check I got a horrible I did everything there is to do in music I did it I left fulfilled I didn't leave feeling like there's something more that I want to do there's nobody that can call me niggas call me all the time there's nobody that can call me and get me out of what I'm saying because I don't have it I don't have that desire I don't have that desire you better tell me have that desire.
You better tell me ho. And you about to say ho now.
Go ahead. I'll say ho, but more like, I'm thinking about songs like Reservoir Dog, like songs that you look back on 20 years later and it's everybody and their mom was on it and it was fire.
Benny called me for one of those a few years ago. Oh yeah, you know about that.
Benny called me for one of them with all of the Rappity Rappers. My type of joint i'm retired i would have loved to been able to play with you it's like when the uh og ball players see the niggas today yo if me and you was on the same team man we got busy that i am going to look for sneakers got you and i didn't i didn't take what ti said that way until you just said it like winning a 71 million dollar suit or however much it was and then saying I'm done hopping around or being a fish tank.
Performing. I took that.
I took performing. I mean, I'm done being a fish in the fish tank now.
I don't have to succumb to the rules and regulations of music. I don't have to tour for a check.
That's how I do it. See, I forgot to tour, but I put it all together.
Right. But okay, I'll receive that.
Because I like what Threeacks does, except for when he grabbed the flute. But like a surprise verse, hearing it, that shit he did on Kanye shit, that's still probably the best verse since it happened.
I don't know if I can think of a better one, but I like that. And at some point, nine figures, I'm coming back.
I'm going to give him something. I'm going to give him something.
I am. Oh yeah.
I am. One verse.
One verse. Or one EP.
Or one project. Ten minutes.
I am going to give him something. My time, unless God has a different plan for me.
But if it's up to me, one day I'm coming to... To a couple months from now.
That's not what I said. That's what I heard.
You said nine figures. What time do y'all be having talks it'll be 10 p.m.
I'll be awake still it's around 10 p.m. I can get into that I want to announce to all of y'all out there that Fridays has filed for a chapter 11 bankruptcy and I told them niggas when they took the Jack Daniels shit off of the menu that that was a bad idea.
That was the only shit in there. That's it.
But they put it with everything. Jack Daniels shrimp.
Jack Daniels steak. The shrimp steak chicken Jack Daniels.
They put Jack Daniels with everything. I ain't gonna hold you on one of them off nights.
I'll call them motherfuckers and get some Fridays to go right there by Kohl's. Fridays is my favorite of the poor places to go.
Yeah, of the poor shit, yes. Fridays is the best poor place.
I'm from Philly. We're just the greatest Fridays in the country.
That is true. Yeah, because Allen Iverson was there.
Oh, yeah, they had nothing to do with the food. It had nothing to do with the other food.
They used to call it Club Fridays. I remember.
They had a velvet rope outside. I remember.
Like, it was the biggest Fridays in the country. I'm talking about Fridays for me growing up.
When? When Allen Iverson was on the 6th. It's this one specific TGR Friday.
On City Line Avenue. That the whole entire Philly, i.e.
every baddie in Pennsylvania, would line up to go to. It was a club.
It was a club. You call it Club Fridays.
And so at my young age you know you waited for whoever Allen Iverson was going to choose and then it was an open field for the rest of the night for every other dude in there and the options were better than any club in Philadelphia. Wait what? Wait wait.
No no no. So wait Ish you were in there.
I've been there. Ish they was in the battle.
So y'all waited bro that shit was yo bro don't act all don't act all disgusted and foreign nigga this is what everybody does in every club in America that shit was different hey if y'all had to wait till he left then cool I had to wait till he left you still found the love I had to wait I had to wait till he chose and you that's what I'm saying hey yo dawg nigga if you walk when Allen was outside, you talking about Quentin Richardson, who else he be talking about? I talk about Allen Iverson too. Yeah, when he was outside and I was 19 years.
That nigga was him. I don't know if it was- Y'all don't have to explain that to me.
I know. So when you said Allen Iverson was in the spot, in Philadelphia- Right after the six-year-old.
My nigga, he was clearing any and everybody out. So you didn't get a shot up? Yo.
I mean, I don't really shoot the ball. You know I don't shoot the ball that much so you didn't get a shot up yo i mean i don't really shoot the ball you know i don't shoot the ball you didn't get a shot up but when he left it's open gym there yeah i get what y'all say it was open gym i was on the court i just yeah i mean i didn't get that but once he leave yeah once he leave i'll be talking again right once that nigga leave you like all your moves snatching the wall hooves off.
I'm snatching the wall hooves off. It was a different game.
We're just different. Nigga.
You pod. I'm not pod.
I'm telling y'all. You're saying there's no dude in the world that can get you up out of there.
That's not what I'm saying. No, he won't say that.
And some of the niggas. That's what I'm saying.
When I was 19, I give respect to way too many men out there. If you was 25, back then, Allen Iverson is getting you to fuck about it.
In Philly. Y'all not arguing.
Y'all not responding to what I'm saying. Y'all just saying facts.
And I acknowledge those to be facts. Okay.
I'm saying, I'm putting a shot up while he's there. But you know, I don't shoot with him.
And I'm going to have to learn. I'm going to have to respect him that way.
True. And that's how I did it.
Understand. You're not scaring you off the court.
He was out there, nigga, I'm shooting. Bam, bam.
And I learned. Hey, nigga, Allen here.
No, no, no. Don't do that again.
Oh, okay. That's peace.
But that's what I'm talking about. That ain't what you said.
Nigga, we wasn't sitting on our hands, but you know he had... Then say it.
Listen to what I'm saying. It's a room full of women in there, right? Anybody you hollering at that's came in there to see Allen Iverson, she cutting her eye the whole time to see if he going to choose.
If he's doing something else, I like my chances. It's the number two option in the Fridays.
But until he's made that choice, it's all speculative. It's all up for grabs.
That's all I'm saying. Listen, y'all found the love of your lines.
It worked out. It worked out.
It worked out. It's best to not shoot at every basket.
You're in front of you. Right? You're such a fronter.
You would have been there right. Nigga, you're standing there on AR left.
I got a ball. I got a ball.
I got a ball. Whatever.
All y'all would have been there doing the same shit, eating your three for all. You got potato skins waiting.
Never the case. I'm getting shot up.
I'm not saying you know. We all got shots up.
Maybe two or three. We all got shots up.
And I might wear an obvious jersey. Nigga, this bitch might be too drunk.
I'm not a shot up I'm not saying we all got shots up maybe two or three we all got shots up and I might we have I was in Jersey nigga this bitch might be too drunk I'm Bubba Chuck number two yo this nigga you're a fucking fool yo I hope that Fridays is just doing the Red Loft to repackage I hope hope so. Yo, they said it was 600 Fridays.

I haven't even seen

the Fridays in a minute.

It's 163 Fridays now.

And them shits

is dropping.

Yeah, it's one name.

Like yo, dog.

And that number

is probably going.

I wonder if I could

buy Fridays.

Don't do it.

And bring back

Club Fridays.

With Alan Iverson.

You get by

by Alan Iverson.

It's us.

Oh, I'm shooting.

I'm Bernard King is about to say. It's us.
Oh, I'm shooting. I'm Bernard King

out this bitch, dude.

Oh, man.

Like,

nah, that shit was,

that's fucked up.

Has anybody here

seen the Kodak

and Kaisenat stream?

I did.

I did not.

I personally,

I ain't like it.

That was a trick just to get ice to talk shit. I'm not talking shit about it.
I actually, I watched quite a few clips. I even jumped in on the stream just to see how it was going.
I like what he's doing. But the Kodak part, I didn't really, Kodak was clearly fucked up.
Like he got fucked up as the stream went on. And you can see it.
He went from looking like,

well,

we know Kodak has,

you know,

he's been vocal.

He had problems,

whatever.

Started looking like Polaroid.

But you start to see it.

Like,

he was like,

I'm not even,

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Yeah,

I'm not doing it.

Yeah,

that was fucked up.

I'm really corny.

You're better than that.

I'm not saying.

Yeah,

that was low.

I think in 40s,

it's time to be corny.

That was a little.

Go ahead.

But,

but yeah,

once he got to the point where

All right. You're better than that.
I think in 40s it's time to be corny. That was a little...
Go ahead. But yeah, once he got to the point where he was damn near looking like dude out on the corner like Mr.
Wendell. It was bad.
At that point, it's like, come on, dog. I felt like somebody should have not stopped the stream because I know that's the goal.
It's like this marathon thing for, I think he's doing 30 days or something. But I do think somebody should have just came in and, all right, come on, let's get him out of here and let's just keep this going.
I just, I ain't like it personally. I hate that shit.
Didn't like it. That's too much of that.
He was slurring. He was, he looked bad.
I don't like seeing Kai, not Kai, Kodak under those conditions at any time. I really don't like seeing any entertainer under those conditions.
True. Yeah, like they keep running up on, what's the ball player? Delonte West.
I don't like that. Like we don't have to record these things and broadcast them.
With Kodak being on the stream. Once you see somebody that bad, it's like, all right.
But they said... He got production.
Like, he got a whole... I didn't see it, but they said he got progressively worse.
He did. He started the stream seemingly sober.
And they said it was even one point during the stream, I don't know how true it is, that he threw a perk up in the air and dropped it.

They said he basically got high.

No, they said he did a trick.

Well, not they said, I've seen that part.

He did the trick with his mouth taking the perk.

He flipped it.

And then it kicked in mid-show.

You know what I'm saying?

God progressed. I'm praying for Kodak.

I'm praying for Kodak.

I hope he's well. I hope he gets better.
I hope he's cornering the people that love him. That's my mature adult response to this story.
On the flip side, boy, it was nice to see Kostinad around some drugged up niggas. He always around niggas that's just happy and jubilant and showing teeth and cheering and high-fiving niggas.
There's some drug niggas around now. He was looking like, when does this? He looked uncomfortable.
He was looking like. He really looked up.
But you can see. That's what I'm saying, though.
And with having a whole production team, somebody should see that. No, nigga.
It's a lot of money. I got McDonald's commercial.
It's a lot of money in this building, dog. I don't want...
That part. Yes.
It's a lot of money in this building. Kai can't even play like that no more.
He can add money out to Wazula. Don't come over to my shit looking all drugged up and stupid.
Somebody was supposed to remove that. Not for nothing, even the whole, like he said, he did the perk trick.
That's cause to get your channel banned. It's a lot of money at stake here.
And shouts to Kai, because I saw he was doing something where he was jumping in streams of lesser known people. Oh, that was fire.
The Cash Raid, what do they call it? Yeah, yeah. That was super fire.
Oh, a love raid. He had all his followers and stuff, yo, subscribe to this person.
So just random person just pop up. That's using your platform.
I love that shit, bro. That is absolutely fire.
So shout out to him for that. And shout out to him for just everything.
He's killing. Yeah.
He is absolutely killing. Truly.
Yeah, I'm happy about that. I am.
And he was playing Pump It Up the other day. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. That just ain't hard when young people listening to it.
I've noticed that young people got a new... Because for a while, Pump It Up, they would just try to use it to shoot at you.
But I have seen quite a few younger people now. It's almost like an appreciation for the record.
Yeah.

Oh, I've rationalized it already

so I don't care.

You can't fucking be

the TikTok era

and then dis-pump it up to me.

Sorry.

Not the way it works.

Y'all niggas like to dance, right?

Go ahead and get to shugging.

Stupid.

Oh, man.

Listen, I'm done.

I don't have nothing else to say to y'all uh hit subscribe follow sign up to the patreon all that shit the geeky niggas say um I do want to tell everybody that Saturday night I took my hot ass out and I took a nap that's nice I took a nap and took my hot ass outside thinking I still had my 20s and 30s energy in me and some of my teen years back when we used to break day and felt like that was an accomplishment. I sat my happy ass in the strip club and watched that clock from 1.55 all the way to 2 a.m.
And I seen it go back from 2 a.m. to 1 a.m.

And while I thought that I'd get an extra hour of partying in sleazy hoes,

I started yawning my ass off in that fucking club.

I said, what am I doing here?

Daylight savings is not the event that it used to be. I'm tired now.
And that one hour feel like three hours. I was in bed last night.
It was pitch black outside. I said, oh, I'm so tired.
It was six o'clock. It's over.

I'm trying to tell you.

I had to look one of my favorite bartenders in the face.

We said, you're leaving already?

Yes, girl.

I have to go home.

And I don't even say that no more.

I just do this.

I give him a sleepy sound.

I'm sleepy.

It's charming though

That's a dope one

I'm sleepy

She's like you

You're so cute

Meet me too

Meet me sleep too

No no no

Not sleep with me

Not sleep with me

I'm going home

To jerk off to the video

I just made of you

And go to bed

I got my video

I'm about to fuck you

For a month

Thank you. Sleep with me.
Oh. Not sleep with me.
I'm going home to jerk off to the video I just made of you and go to bed. I got my video.
I'm about to fuck you for a month. What a cherry.
400 for the bed. You know what I do with a bed? Yo Patroni.roni Patroni what? He fries a little Fuck me up Yo what the Daylight Savings Ain't kicking y'all ass Absolutely Or y'all be home Like chilling Like with your families And shit Even then It's still kicking my ass It's still kicking my ass I don't feel no difference Me either I go to sleep mad late anyway Why? I'll be up doing paperwork and shit.
You good. See, I skipped a joke.
I let him do it. Go to sleep, man.
So much paperwork. So much.
Oh, my God. Flooded.
Swamped. When I'm the only one laughing, it make me a bad friend.
No, I'm trying to catch the joke. You up all night with paperwork? That's it.
That's it? That's it. It just sounds funny.
Ain't no real joke. It's just funny.
How long you go to bed, Mark? It depends. Like 11, 12.
I usually wake up and then do it all. I get a little hour or two and then I'm up most of the night.
Then I gotta wake up whenever the baby wake up.

And this daylight shit

got me up.

Got now he up at 6 a.m.

Oh, yeah.

That sucks, right?

Getting rid of the defined roles.

Yeah.

Like,

you gotta share the responsibility.

Yep.

Parenting and shit.

We gotta breastfeed

this motherfucker.

God damn it.

Shit is rough.

Kids up hungry like,

yo, you gonna hear them?

Yeah, you gonna hear them?

I'm hungry too.

Here go Lex learn to say,

yo, you ordered it yet?

All right, man.

Oh, shit.

Hey, that's my man right there.

That's my man right there.

Kino always keep a clean looking white boy with him. Like a white boy That was a model For a year and a half With some money too He don't hang around a broke white One thing about Keno He will not hang around a white that's broke No for real That's a talent To be able to snip out Snip out.
The right whites. Oh, man.
Oh, my God, yo. Naturally, without cologne, who do you think smells better? Like blacks or whites? Not falling for it.
I'm not. I've learned.
I'm a little bl it I'm not I've learned I'm a little plummixed They plummixed I'm not falling for it What say you? I got a sleeper I got a sleeper I got a sleeper Why y'all won't say us? Is it raining? No. I'm just asking.
Wow. Wow.
Oh, shit. I feel like that's racist.
Yeah, don't say. That's racist.
It just might be. That's some type of reverse racism.
But it's a thing. All right.
I have a sleeper.

Does everyone here have a sleeper?

Yes.

Except for Mark.

Mark don't play sleepers.

I'm trying to exclude him.

I'd love to play sleepers.

Am I allowed to play big sleepers?

Got him.

Tuh.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm not in a group chat, so I don't know these things.

I was just about to say, when you make the group chat.

You can play a sleeper.

If you play a sleeper, we'll put you in a group chat.

Okay.

Let's see what your music bag is.

Come on.

I got to pick one off the spot.

Marvin Sapp.

Come on.

Come on.

What Frankie Beverly did.

His first sleepers can't be

nothing worse than what we've seen, bro.

Slank from what it is.

Nope.

Let him pick a sleeper.

No, let him pick a sleeper.

Something that people

are sleeping on out there.

Yeah, that's it.

Because he about to come in

with some Yolanda Adams.

Mary Mary.

Is it a sleeper, though? I was going to say this Freddie Gibbs, something from this Freddie Gibbs album. That's fine.
That would be a sleeper. Perfectly fine.
Shout out to Freddie Gibbs. I'm supposed to go to dinner with him tonight, and we'll make sure I hear his album first.
That's phony and fucked up. Shout out to him.
Shout out to my man. All right, I'm done.
There's nothing else pertinent that I got to get out. Let me just make sure.
Let me read my list. We're getting to the Ecuadorian Guinea, Guine, Guines.
We're getting to Homeboy soon, Patreon. That's Saquon Jump.
I'm getting to that. The Puffin DAs.
Let's see. Oh, and Homeboy, they go to your job And voice all the complaints To your supervisor for you

On Patreon

Sign up

And don't none of y'all

Try to call him either

I'm a no

I'm a no

If y'all called him

I'm going with

Austin Mills

And Jazzy

Hey

Shout out to Austin Mills

Shout out to Austin Mills

This record is called

Need I Say

More Shout out to Austin Mills. This pouring out the stops I'm spying you that watch whatever you like It's whatever you like And I know you've experienced Something about you makes me curious You play hard to get, I'll chase you down You know I gotta pull up on ya I'm talking about you and me to do what we want I'm thinking about you with me, girl, fuck it, we grow I want you to stay and do whatever you want I'm talking about you and me and need I say more Need I say more Need I say more Need I say more Need I say you and me And you Shawty fill me up I like the way she lookin' back at me She told me she ain't got no pennies But she could take my hand, it got nasty Lookin' like you could be my drug Give me one taste and I got stuck Yeah, I know we got options But nothin' ain't poppin' like us two And I know you're experienced Something about you makes me curious You play hard to get, I chase you down You know I gotta pull up on you I'm talking about you and me too What we' bout you with me Girl, how can we grow? I want you I say more

I say you and you

Yes sir

Come on man, we back to the Peppermint Lounge with this one

Hey

Oh you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge neither

Thank you. Man, we back to the Peppermint Lounge with this one.
Hey. Oh, you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge neither? Oh, y'all waging all out like Newark Elizabeth like war.
Do your friend got a friend for my friend? Oh, no, no, no, no. Shut up.
I don't like. I can't say that.
All right. Forget it.
That was Austin Mills and Jazzy. That record is called Need I Say More.
Available in your iTunes, on DSPs, and your phones right this very second. Here's another reason I don't fuck with you niggas.
Nowhere else I ain't seen you Newark niggas at. Never saw y'all at that IHOP to serve the collard greens where you can get murdered.
Never seen you there. Where is that? On, he's talking about the one on Bergen, is he? He's not talking about that one.
I've never seen y'all there. He's not talking about the I have a Bergen, is he? Never seen you there neither, Corey.
Oh, my God. Corey-ish, Ice, y'all was never there.
I was never there. They called me when he was there.
Yo, y'all the king of that. Y'all the king of I got a call when you was there.
It be happening. Dog, you know how many calls I get? Yo, yo, I don't want to hear that lot of calls.
If you go out in New Jersey, I get a phone call. No, you don't.
Yes, I do. I'm not talking about, oh, man, you my man, so I can't blow it up.
But I had a slice the other night with that damn girl wanting to talk to me. Oh, I just checked this.
I just checked this. Oh, Joe is here.
Why don't you come out because Joe is here? I don't like that shit

either. Check this.
Check her.

Yo, dog. Everywhere you go

I get a, yo, Joe here. Check him.

Yo, your man here, yo. Your man is over here.

Tell him we hate that.

You don't even eat collard greens.

Nigga, you wasn't here.

Anyway, man.

I set up a whole car wash in Newark when I was 17, nigga. The fuck is y'all niggas talking about? You 44.
17? I could rock with it. Hey, y'all went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City at 17.
I went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City the other day, nigga. Yeah, right.
No, you didn't.

It was close.

No, they was not.

Dairy Queen is close.

You might roll past real fast.

Ask Dave.

I know.

You saying his name don't mean you got a slurpee.

Come on, yeah.

You ain't stopping to order nothing.

Stop it.

Large banana shake, nigga.

I know.

You banana shook, all right?

It's cool.

I'm with you, my nigga.

You banana shook. That's all right.
Fuck out of here, bro. I'm with you, my nigga.
It's cool. I with you my nigga You banana shook Fuck out of here I'm with you my nigga It's cool I hate these man I don't wanna work with y'all It's cool Go ahead Somebody play a sleeper Yo y'all kill Fridays But if y'all do something To Tony Romance We gonna have a beef Oh wait There's people in here That wanna shit on Tony Romance I shit on it I could live without it, though.
Yeah, I could piss on it. It ain't Friday's.
It ain't Friday's. It ain't Jack Daniel's.
You're right, it's not. It ain't Jack Daniel's.
You're right, Tony Romance is not Friday's. Now it's whiskey glaze.
It ain't Jack Daniel's no more. Wait, y'all think Friday's is higher on the food chain than Tony Romance? Yeah.
Not even close. Take your time to think about that.
Look, even if it's not, I still would prefer to go to Friday's. Got that.
But they saying. Well, that's what I mean.
I guess it's based on preference. Yeah.
Yeah. Some people prefer Section 8.
They don't. I would.
He do. I would.
If I could get it, I would. Watch out.
I know. But he's scared.
He couldn't live nowhere with Section 8. Who could? He'd kill that boy.

Yo, dog, Section 8 is everywhere.

I can live right in fucking Fort Lee,

Englewood, Cliffs,

anybody with Section 8.

Who are you talking about?

Man, no more jokes from you

about me not being able to go to the hood, neither.

I don't want to hear another peep about that from you,

because then I'm going to bring up

when you let the neighbor live

that came to your door.

Neighbor lived, I can't. That fan, when that fan that came to your door.
Neighbor lived that came to your door.

That fan.

When that fan came right to your door

and said,

what's up, nigga?

Yo, what up?

And you slammed the door and ran.

You remember?

I don't remember.

You told a story on here.

I don't remember

because it was fabricated story

you talking about.

Why didn't you put him in the face?

I don't even know who you talking about.

The fan that came to your house.

You ain't put a hand on him.

You ain't even grieve wrong with that.

The nigga didn't say nothing crazy. He came to your house.
Oh, shit. The hand on him.
You ain't even grieve wrong with him. The nigga didn't say nothing crazy.

He came to your house.

Oh, shit, the homie Ish really do live here.

He fanned out.

And you let him live.

As opposed to a nigga that's on the other side of the country

just typing on the computer.

You think he came to your house where you and your family lay your heads?

Come on, man.

You were supposed to unearth him.

Yeah, man.

You're supposed to stand on business.

Yeah, yeah.

That fan got right in the car and went home. I'll weigh that tough Tony Shoes this nigga Fuck out of here He gave him a hoodie And I'm not tough He wanna fight the spaces nigga I'm not tough I'm not even tough He gave that fan nigga a hoodie And a hug A hoodie and a hug The package They bought the ish bundle The te.
They got the cup. Got his consultation on the way home.

Alright, I'm done.

I'm going to the West Coast. This is the first single off of Snoop's

new, Snoop and Dre's new album

called Missionary.

The song is called Gorgeous.

And it's Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and Jene Aiko.

Oh. Okay.

Ain't a bad combination.

I'm gonna wait to hear it Me too Cut that back Oh Daz, nigga Yeah, you can always tell a Dre something Oh, nigga Or Daz Watch yourself Nah I feel so fucking gorgeous Don't say shit look gorgeous Under the sky Stars in your eyes This is full We can be anything This is everything We're doing the hard to spend Two sticks on the mountain Yeah, bitch, six I feel it Last time I checked, I was the plug to your plug I'm the fucking connect, what you expect? Negotiating, never settle for less I never lose, always winning when I shuffle a deck Dropping these jewels, where I'm from, you better treasure your chest You know the rules, plus one, she always come with a gap She in the pool, best believe I plan on making a whack Give her the blues, back up in this bitch and get in my rap Show you how to do it properly, when you're on my property I'm a hot commodity, boardwalk monopoly A nigga safe, way out of space, I'm an odyssey Honestly, I'm that motherfucker that you gotta see I feel so much gorgeous, don't say shit look gorgeous Under the skies, eyes in your eyes, this is full We can be anything, this is everything We don't go out to sleep, sit from the mountain Yeah bitch, it's a million Now that's a lot of ass in the passenger seat Drop it, low, low, low, low Yeah, about to hit a switch in this bitch, watch the 6-4-4, I dealt with

the cons and the pros, I mixed crip shit with the highs and the lows, picture this bitch withdrawing the bankroll, it's just some dog food for the soul, less criminal psychology, this shit just a part of me, industrial robbery, a product of 93, follow me, follow me, I'm on the dollar speed, my stock up nigga, no return on this policy. Don't say shit look gorgeous

Under the sky, stars in your eyes I'm on the dollar fee, my stock up, nigga. No return in this policy.
Don't say shit look gorgeous.

Under the skies, eyes in your eyes.

This is a fool.

Deep in the end, deep in.

This is everything.

Take it out, this thing.

Stick from the moment.

Yeah, bitch, it, let me go. out next month.
I think that beat is unfair. That beat sounds crazy.

Those drums

sound great.

When I first heard

that record in the car,

I was like,

okay,

my speakers on usually,

this shit is mixed

and that shit

sounded amazing.

Yeah,

that's true.

Headphones,

everything.

I'm like,

I couldn't wait to hear

how it sounded like you.

Hell yeah.

That's making me want

to go grab my beats

by Dre.

Do a commercial.

Bring them back out.

God damn. That shit sound good.
Me and Ice used to be fiends for them Beats by Dre's. Shits was the boys.
They was. Had Karen Civil sending some shits every month.
Pack come every week damn near some new shit. My stupid ass, I went and downloaded the Beats by Dre Apple Music playlist.
Yeah, I had that shit too. Yeah, I had it.
I did. That's why they bought Beats.
Yeah. That song Yeah.
That's what it was for. That song makes me realize, well, I knew this already, but making a song is really like having a jump shot.
Like, it don't matter how old you are. You know how to make a song.
Yep. No matter what you think of that song, people that know how to make a song made the song.
Facts. Shout out to Snoop, man.
And Drake. Shout out to Snoop.
Shocked that Ice had to be the one to play the Snoop sleeper instead of Mel, but... You ain't played a Q-tip sleeper.
I was gonna play some Gibbs, but if Mark's gonna play some Gibbs, I'm gonna let it rock. I know Ice just played Big X to plug, but I finally listened to the album and I have to say, my bad, Big X to plug.
Let's go! That album is incredible. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! This is therapy session.
It's Damn. But it's fire.
The whole album's fire. You can pick any song off.
Crazy, bro. That big X shit.
Tony calls. Yeah.
And great guy. Yeah.
Yeah, you talk. Great guy.
Great guy. Hey, hey.
Been the same, baby. I do your one.
I just want to make love. Hey, see, I've been doing well.
Not, not great but good Can't complain, I got more than I should Been a while since I thugged in the hood I just hope that my folks understand I done hit every state I'm just trying to get to it Anyways, guess they liking my music I just did a show, caught by the roof Had like 80-something folks jamming and grooving So how are your kids? I can't even lie When I be away from them, I cry Cause I love them the most I would hate for them ever to say that they daddy weren't right on they side But for real, my little nigga be fly, he been dressing himself while he tried And my daughter so pretty, look just like her daddy and shit, I be telling her niggas gon' die And your family? My people been straight, tryna put foot on all of they place shit, I been goin' harder I guess now they seein' this shit, cause before they thought I should switch lanes How should I start buyin' ice and keepin' them lights, now they see that this shit is way bigger than lights No more just shities Shit I know that that's right, okay what about your team? This shit bigger than life, it's a movie damn near every night Been popping these bottles to represent life Cause shit we was just broke I mean they have a dollar to split We kicked out till we finally got rice See he's still smoking square Ain't no lie I been stressing Trying to give everybody a blessing You don't know how it feel to have everything everyone wants Where this shit can get hectic But I swear I been trying to quit Back one more half a million I swear that they see I done spit 7k on Kalani's Expensive as fuck So I guess I can give up the speed So that's good No I ain't saying that But I never give none of this back Yeah I lost a whole lot on the way But if I be in honest I'm good right here where I'm at Alright, I think this was a good session Gave us a lot to think about For the same time next week That's Big X the plug Therapy session That album was absolutely fucking great It's probably my it's up there for me for the same time next week. That's Big X the plug, Therapy Session.
That album is absolutely fucking great. It's probably my, it's up there for me for the album of the year.
Yeah, it's absolutely on my list. On just a couple listens, I'm like, oh shit.
Yeah, it's an amazing album. To me, this album reminds me just off of listening to it.
It gave me the same shit that when Sauce Walker dropped his album, it was like towards the end of the year.

Yeah, yeah.

And it snuck in and was like, oh, shit, this is one that's going on.

Everybody lit.

I feel the same way about this Big X. This album's great.

Shout out to Big X.

This shit just snuck in and I didn't know this because he tweeted it.

He's independent.

Yeah, I saw that.

And I love all of that.

I love these independents putting effort and putting some real art out

word

salute

big ish

I'm going to

Crystal Tears

by Elmine

I think is how you pronounce it

Elmine

we've been over this a bunch of times

Elmine

Crystal Tears I imagine crystal clear In my corner I can visualize you here Keep me up, set me down Right from wrong, hold my ground Sad to see so many years But in its plan I found the sight to set my face I ran out, let you down Held on doubt, broke my heart I need to love If you can feel Could I ever be a special person Show you I can give love and devotion I need to love If I can feel Afraid to hold the glass I know I've broken Take back all the notes I know I've chosen The slurred goes low I hear in your tone I might feel alone My fears are dragged home Despite my hope, I might feel alone Nice, I'll break my days

Keep on telling I say

I apologize for leaving

And I know that

If I curse my ways

Won't mean you might stay

Foolish to believe I'm on a call

Thank you. If I curse my ways Won't mean you might stay Foolish to believe I'm all to call back I need to love If you can feel Could I ever be a special person Show you I I can never be a person I need to look

If I can feel

If I can hold the rest I know I've broken

Take back all the rules I know I've chosen

Let's love it goes

I'm here with you too I know what you're saying. I'm quiet, if I'd known I would've been I swear, I swear, I swear I would've been the fool If I'd known that it would've been the last name Wouldn't it even be the last name And I'd known that I would've Do back to him If I'd known That's all me and Crystal Tears Why are y'all crying Crystal Tears? What is happening? Ice This nigga, Ice is different.
I'm going to read the caption

of this video.

Man with no training ticks

on two professional

female MMA fighters.

It went exactly

how you thought

it would have went.

So please send that to me.

Boop, boop, boop, boop.

I gotta see that shit

send it to me

right fucking now.

He looked like,

oh,

remember Butterbean? Oh, shit. Remember Butterbean? Gotta see that shit Send it to me right fucking now He look like Remember

Butterbean

Remember Butterbean

He look like that

And they MMA fighters

He don't got no heads

He don't got no head gear on

They kneeing him

Nothing working

He just throwing haymakers

Fucking no more

Mel do you want to watch it

I so want to watch it

I promise you

I fucking want to watch it, Mel.

I so want to watch it.

I do.

I promise you

I fucking want to watch it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yo, he got no type of training.

He just charging and punching.

All right,

then play the fucking first one.

Oh, fuck.

I thought it was bringing

us some endorsements,

but go ahead,

introduce it.

Fucking shit.

All right.

No, I mean, I like it.

All right, my track is Timeless by D. Gaddy.

Gauddy.

Gaddy.

It's like Gaddy to me.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Dumb.

Wait.

Let dude's in that shit.

What he fucking love with me.

What is he?

No, no, no.

Yo.

You must do it to me.

He must play.

When I need it and I'm waiting. And I'm afraid of maybe.
Yo, if I was in it to me Sometimes I crazy But I love how you got patience

Me you just make sense

Just thought I'll let you know I'm so sorry I'm so sorry up It was hard to build that trust

It don't take much to know that you something special

Just like a drug, I can't break the habit, yeah

I don't tell you all the time, but you always on my mind, love

Sometimes I get crazy

But I love how you got patience Me and you, we just make sense Just thought I let you know Just thought I let you know Just thought I let you know Just thought I let you know Yo, the kick was the Oh shit Just thought I let you know, just thought I let you know Just thought I let you know, just thought I let you know Ain't surprised me that you're still in front Can't imagine what I put you through Cause I would've been fed up I guess you got a point to prove Just know that you know You do everything right and I should tell you more I just want you to know That you got it out of of the silence Sometimes I get crazy

But I love how you got patience

Me and you, we just make sense

Just thought I'd let you know

Just thought I'd let you know

Just thought I'd let you know Jesus That is D-Gaddy Timeless That's my girl That's my girl Mine is from the new Freddie. It's a couple tracks that I love.
The production of the whole album is dope, but I'm going with Anniversary. I got this motherfucker out of here to relax.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Uh-oh. Yeah.
Deep down, I know you really love me, though You can take to my anniversary swag Go ahead, Fred Get this shit off Slam, every time I rap, it's like a crack attack All my baby mamas and stalkers, they want the rabbit back I'm a lesson fucking with Koopi's 9, so rap for that Bitches prick and snitch to them people, hoe you would rap for that She was always shitting on a nigga dream Back when Diego used to send me my money taped in the magazine She played with her note so I look at her like a dope fiend Meanwhile I'm sipping Tahitian, treating brimithazine Meanwhile I'm running in circles, trying to be more commercial Rapper nigga scared to collab with me, I'm too controversial I said fuck them niggas, suck a dick He bite recorded, if the boy don't support it You just a fuckin' lick Lately I've been focused on movies and not the music Underrated, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to prove These niggas hate it, seven figure bank statements Ain't no illusion, boy you stepped on it My story ain't never been convoluted It's the gang train, 100%, fresh off the lip Chopper shot wit, nothin' but neck I hit a switch, I can get arrested Long as my enemy's restin' pissed Nigga cross me, then he lost me, and I ain't fucked with him since Since in a year, I'm going to be on the record. Oh Every time I rap, it's like a crack attack Niggas looking for triple S's, they want the rabbit back Fuck a back and forth, niggas bust as they want the battle rap In the mirror, picking my outfit, I got my gatta tax Nish and my retire from rapping, be stanky rich They be posting anniversaries, bout the day you got hit, nigga Made them twerky, bullets got his body shaking Have a nigga mama saying I know what to make it do, you know I it's like? I'm gonna put some flowers on that shit too, baby.
Yeah. It's a, it's a special day.
Sister Kang Tren. Do you know what today is? Yeah.
It's a anniversary. Yeah, yeah.
On to the next rapper, nigga. On to the next shit, nigga.
Freddie Gibbs, it's your anniversary. The album is fire.

Man, I had a problem with that album.

What?

So, I went to purchase the album,

download it, and my shit was clean,

but I bought the explicit.

No, you didn't.

No, I did.

You bought the clean.

Never.

You had a little ease and everything.

You don't say bitch.

I don't.

You bought the clean.

I say motherfucker and nigga

and all a bunch of other shit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Aggressive.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's children out there your world your world it's a family show buddy yeah and then a couple people was telling me so then I went straight to the DSP like alright let me maybe something wrong here so I press play I got through like three records I'm like yo this shit is getting muted so they said it was something with the upload,

but I was eventually able to get it.

Huh, that's weird.

It was very weird.

I couldn't get through it because I'm like,

I can't listen to it.

Freddie Giles. There's a lot of words.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mark, that was a phenomenal entry

to the Sleeper segment.

Very different from when Ish played

Not Too Much by Luther.

That wasn't my first song, you asked. No, no,'t it, it was the R.
Kelly and Hose joint from the Best of Both World. Girl, you know you're gonna body.
Man in the mirror, right? I think it was Before I Let Go. Smooth criminal.
Oh my God. When's the last time anybody listened to Beyonce's country album here? It's a little while The day it dropped The week it dropped The night I was doing it a couple times After that Nope Not a time That was it Mel Mark Every day I knew it That boy right there Boy Alright well shit Now I got exposed What you and Mel Was laughing at behind the scenes.
Since you listen to it every day, look. How many Mel was laughing at it? These two were crying.
They was in tears. When I walked in, it was y'all crying.
Oh shit, sorry. Like, holding your stomach crying.
Yo, you're from North Philly. I was about to game.
I was about to game. Now, I will give y'all a chance to tell it yourselves without my lies and twists.

Oh, y'all, before you came in, already did.

Holy shit.

Yeah, we know.

We professionals now.

We professionals now.

We got to get that shit out before you get here, boss.

Yeah, because I'm going to get lying.

You put the twist on it.

I'm putting some shit on time.

Mel, you can't laugh at that.

I can.

I said don't send it to her. I can laugh because they signed up for that shit.
That shit was funny, son. Stockholm.
That donkey kick was fucking hilarious. Sorry.
Yeah. You can't laugh at that and do the menopussy shit.
Even though I did learn something. I learned a lot.

I did learn something from your shit.

I've been joking around.

And yo, y'all that take my Malford podcast jokes the wrong way.

I will apologize if y'all think I was really sincerely kicking Malford's podcast back in

or flip, even though I was.

But I don't mean it.

I don't mean it.

It's like supportive jokes.

And I did learn something.

Okay.

I had no idea that the older you get, the less. I I did learn something.
I had no idea

that the older you get, the less...

I didn't know that.

The less...

A lot of less. The less lubricated it is.

I didn't know that. Well, yeah.

People are younger bitches.

That is a thing.

We ain't shooting up.

No, even...

It doesn't necessarily affect everybody. Shooting at the 60-year-old.
You know what I mean? We still in our bed. Yeah, so am I.
But even the old old work I've had in my life, it still gets wet, right? Like wetty-wetty. It's not...
Like super wet. And if your shit still gets super wet wet with respect then you shouldn't be able to give or do a podcast about the bitches that's dry I can I am doing a podcast you said it I heard it in your voice like you was trying to relate and it gets drier down there well I mean you know I'm performative to a certain extent but I'm also commiserating because there's shit that I do know a little bit about from my own symptoms.

But it's not you.

Thankfully, that was not one of mine.

That's you hoes.

Hey, I'm relating to y'all, but I ain't really for real.

I'm still me.

The fuck?

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, man. Uncomfortable.
Nope. okay.
It's okay. Oh, man.

Uncomfortable.

Nope.

I shut the fuck up.

I ain't got nothing to say.

Nothing.

About what?

Nothing.

Anything.

Nothing.

Y'all so pussy.

Yep.

Yep.

Ew.

I tried.

And shit, if a 60-year-old's in the bed drive,

did you get to stay tonight?

Did you stay in there?

Or they should be cool with rejection.

All right, ma.

Hey, ma-ma. Shoulder tap.
All right, ma. Hey, man, man.

Shoulder tap.

All right, now.

I'm about to head to work.

4 a.m.

Just lube up.

There's that.

That's a big part of it, right?

Give them a little yeast infection.

Oh, my God.

Pour this bottle of lube down here.

Get it nice and yeasty.

Yo, 60 with the yeast is nasty. When's the next episode come out? It's coming up next Tuesday.
Oh, good. I'm looking forward to it.
She skipped this week for election week, even though she can't vote. That's smart move.
Thank you. Quite a few people decided to, you know, put their content on pause during this week.
Because this week is not just today.

It's for the rest of the fucking week.

Because we know that there's going to be challenges to the results.

The government could be getting overthrown

right as people are watching this.

That part.

So I just didn't feel like I wanted to put content on it.

If the government is being overthrown,

I want people to stop watching this right now.

Go do something important.

Turn us off.

If the government is being overthrown,

people are going to come right to see Joe Budden podcast

so I can get my laughs off.

Exactly.

While my offer is going on.

Well, shit, some of y'all out there

voted for the nigga that sent

I'm not going to be a good one. Government is being overthrown.
People gonna come right to see Joe Budden podcast so I can get my laughs off. Exactly.
While my offer is going on. Well, shit, some of y'all out there voted for the nigga that sent niggas up there January 6th.
So, I mean, hey, y'all turned CNN on and wasn't deterred at all by that. They were cheering him on.
Yeah. If the rape didn't do it, January 6th really had y'all like, all right, it's cool.
Vern, my man, still. Oh, I got to call Vern

after that little Puerto Rican thing he did.

After they went up there and said Puerto Rico is a...

I spoke to him.

He's still down with him?

He voted yesterday and put it on the story.

I just voted for Trump.

Is Vern Puerto Rican or Dominican?

He half and half.

He both.

All right, so he's one half, a more than Drummer. Speaking of Puerto Ricans.
All right. Enough is enough.
Who is Fat Joe's publicist? Yo. This nigga is at the DNC.
He's at the fucking Kamala fucking convention. He's at

the Rucker. He's at

the Garden. He performed at the

World Series. When does

Fat Joe go to bed?

Enough now.

Enough.

Enough. And

shout out to Shannon.

Way to book in the year.

Starting with Cat Williams,

ended with Kamala. That's amazing.

You don't get Kamala if you don't start with Cat.

You know what I mean? Shout out to Shannon. Way to book in the year.
Starting with Cat Williams, ended with Kamala. That's amazing.
And you don't get Kamala if you don't start with Cat. You don't get nobody if you don't start with Cat.
That Cat don't go like that. That Cat shit broke the algorithm.
Shout out to YouTube for shadow banning that Rogan Trump interview. Yeah, nigga.
Fuck your thought. Take that shit to X.
Yeah. what they they play it's tech games

Rogan knew

that he was going

to catch

that Cat Williams

interview

he knew

that was his plan

I'm beating that

he might have

came close

when I've looked

at it

I watched it

on YouTube

it was 30 million

in the first day

where

YouTube

yeah but YouTube

erased that

YouTube

sent the mouse back

rolled back

and rolled it back Thank you. Where? YouTube.
Yeah, but YouTube erased that. YouTube sent the mouse back.

Rolled it back.

Rolled it back.

Now, he did go over to X and eclipsed 70 million

or something like that, but...

Jesus.

We all do that on X.

X number's inflated like a motherfucker.

It's at 45 right now.

On where, YouTube?

YouTube.

Oh, that's with the chat.

I'm already creeping up.

Put my foot in my mouth.

And that's 10 days.

Thank you. it's at 45 right now.
On YouTube? YouTube. Oh, that's with the channel.
Oh, they creeping up. Oh, no.
Put my foot in my mouth. And that's 10 days.
Rogan is bigger than CNN and Fox and all of them combined. Like, combined.
So you got to find pick and choose your spots and shit on him. Rogan tried to act like he ain't no Kill Tony.
Nigga, that is your friend. No, he didn't act like that.
The shit, the way I read it. The way I read it, he acted like that.
He was like, I told Tony that that wasn't the best joke. He shouldn't do that joke.
And I ain't seen him since. I was like, yeah, I bet, buddy.
He did Trump 10 days ago. That's at 45 right now.
Five days ago, he did Vance, which is at 14.

Who's Vance?

Oh, the dude.

The VP.

He might be vice president right now.

I skipped over that name, too.

He got Elon.

Elon just dropped.

How he doing?

That's at 9.5 right now.

Bad built body, bitch.

And that dropped 23 hours ago.

Oh, shit.

Elon got the worst body in the world, yo.

That nigga's shaped

like a tooth.

Bro, that nigga

look crazy.

He looks horrible, yo.

That nigga look crazy.

And don't hit the tan

in bed.

Ever.

He like that little alien look.

I don't think he's seen

no sun.

He like that alien look

he got.

Next time you go

in that rocket, nigga,

go up to the sun.

Yeah, he's on the moon.

That nigga shit

look crazy.

Hey, wrong solar. That nigga shit look crazy, dog.
Wrong vibe, bro. Go up to the side.
Yeah, he's on the moon. That nigga shit look crazy.
Hey, wrong solar.

That nigga shit

look crazy, dog.

Wrong vibe, bro.

He's plumb mixed.

All right.

Let me end this

because Mark looked tired

in hour four.

I got chicken.

Look a little sleepy

in hour four.

Got that itis.

I'm chicken.

That's racist.

On election day.

Yo, shout out to everybody that voted out there. Why is this like the voting song? Barack.
Obama started that shit. Barack.
I was looking at the TV booth. We did it.
What we did. We won.
Yeah, exactly. Yo, I really hope by the time y'all are hearing or watching this that Kamala was able to get something done, man, get something shaking.
I'd like to be alive to witness that type of history. For real.
In the event that she did, congratulations to her. I know Le'Veon Bell said he's leaving America if Trump doesn't win.
Bye. Bye bye.
Peace, nigga. That's why you paid for that feature and he gave you a white verse.
I remember. I didn't forget.
Listen, man. Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows each and every one of us deserveerve to be there Need to be there Please pray for us Until next time I bid you adieu Farewell Adios Cerebidurgy Hasta la vista Au revoir So long Goodbye And if Trump wins Grab you some fucking What the best is made of? Kevlar? Grab some Kevlar, nigga. They letting the killer migrants in.
They gonna get you niggas. They ain't calling for a purge.
Yeah, no, for real. Y'all hold it down out there.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. Rest in peace to the great, to the great, the phenomenal, best to ever do it, Quincy Jones.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's make that moment last as if it's all we have. And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you with Tylenol.
You may need it. Also, I did go and check the records.
As it turns out, I did fuck Michelle before Ish. I just went and checked.
Round of applause. Round of applause, man.
It was around 01. Ish got there like late 02.
Late 02. Seen my robe hanging up.
Still fucked. fuck seen my robe in the closet man

still did his numbers

that's my man

any final words

y'all hopefully

y'all enjoyed

our election day pod

none of us here

are civilized

with the exception

of Mark

no matter how many times

Mel tried to laugh

with him

get the fuck

out of here

do we have

any final words

is there anything

pressing on our hearts, souls, and spirits that we need to get out to an audience of millions before we return on Friday? I wonder who Michelle would say is better. Okay.
Turn into the Patreon. Do you guys ever the Patreon do you wonder

I mean

yeah

since you guys

have been talking

about it

it's just a

curiosity

do you guys

ever wonder

that

no

he's

six

seven years

older than me

seven years

my senior

so what does

that mean

it probably

means he's

got more

experience

so he's

better

remix

hey come on

I mean go

you know what

I mean

I'm sorry. So what does that mean? It probably means he's got more experience, so he's better.
Remix.

Hey, come on.

Flipped it on you.

Hell, guys, you wouldn't flip it in favor of him.

Fuck her.

I'm just asking.

And I'll tell you one thing.

If you're fine, Michelle, don't send him my way.

I popped, but it was annoying.

I popped that in Def Jam, too. Get out, Tyshawn Gale My office for a second They told me what's smelling up in here Oh my god Sometimes your sex holders don't match And anyway just for the record Because my girl listens I'm talking about 2001 I'm talking, many, many, many.
Y'all made that clear. Many, many, many, many, many.

DC Sniper era. 100 years ago.

Black Planet. Yo, do y'all know I left

that Patreon and went

to turn on the doc

for the DC Sniper.

Don't you know they said that was O2?

Yeah. No.

And they was wrong too, right? Yes.

When did you think it was?

When did I think it was? 08? 0809, 2010? Oh, yeah, no. Somewhere around here.
I just remember where I was, but clearly I was wrong. Or the powers that be that control the media that we consume on a day-to-day basis.
Boom. Modified.
Hit the reset. Just because of you? Hit the reset.
Not just because of me. I mean, it's not me.
Listen, they're telling me Sinbad wasn't in what movie that was. Shazam.
They're telling me Sinbad wasn't in Shazam. Yo, speaking of which.
I've seen Shazam. Five heartbeats.
What about it? You know his name is Eddie King. Not Eddie Kane.
No, it's not. He's right.
It's Eddie King. It's Eddie King.
No, it's not. It's Eddie Cain.
For cultural reference, I wouldn't care if the nigga name was K-I-N-G-G-G-G-G. That nigga's name is Eddie Cain.
His name is Eddie King. That's because y'all are from the North and y'all got the Northern ears.
It's Eddie Cain. K-I-N-G.
My family's from Georgia. It's Eddie Kang.
K-I-N-G.

And they were just

pronouncing it like Kang.

You're from Alabama.

I just grew up here

in the Southern accent

all the time.

When I hear Eddie Kang Jr.,

I hear K-I-N-G.

Yeah, yeah.

That tracks.

Like Martin Luther the Kang.

Yeah.

Or like you never

eat that Kang's.

Oh, shit.

That's who got your picture up.

Kang's.

That's who got your picture up.

You got Kang's.

Kang's got your picture up.

Kangs.

You got Kangs.

Kangs got your picture up, sir.

That's who got your shit up.

Kangs.

Oh, man.

That's it right there.

Man, I'll go with that one.

And lastly, even if that is his name.

So? I think his name is his name. So?

His name is Eddie Kang.

Never called him Eddie Kang.

Ever.

Lastly, before I let you go,

I may have to push back Podsgiving.

What?

I may have to do it the next Friday.

The final Friday.

I'm trying to pick a date,

but I forgot it all falls on the chefs.

Well, we do it to Tuesday. I don't want to pull a chef away from their family on Thanksgiving.
And then come fly to, you know. Ain't nobody local? So the six.
Never doing nothing local. Okay.
Never doing nothing local. That's fine.
And how y'all feel about a dude chef? I'm looking at you. She fire? I said a dude.
Nigga, can he cook? Can he cook? I don't know what the fuck would this chef look like. Can he cook? Can he cook? I don't care about what this chef look like.
And he's hung. I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know. Can he cook? Look at you, coming to work that day.
Give him some of that old dry shit. Yo, you can't say that.
She does a pot. Anyway, yes, the dude can cook.
I don't give a fuck. So you don't care? No.
I look at the chef. Oh, you ain't coming nowhere.
You care about a dude chef or a girl chef? I don't care. You don't care? Nobody cares.
Parks? No one cares. Raymond's here, never mind.
What would have mattered if she wasn't? I think he might be the only one that care about that job. I don't care it Nigga I'll hire dude in Arby But that's why I brought it up

The nigga chef is kicking these bitches in the ass

Alright

Bitches just keep putting the rice in the pineapple

And thinking that's gonna get it done

Sorry

Get a nigga chef in here

I don't care about that

I don't remember

Yeah they putting fried rice

They cutting pineapple

They putting fried rice in there

They making like a thing

They make shit cute

Yeah

That's what he's trying to say

Plating it

You bring me some rice in the pineapple

We'll see you right now. I'm going to say, I ain't making enough money.
If it's good, you're going to eat it. If they know what they're doing, you're going to eat it.
I'm going to be hot. I ain't making enough money.
No, you're not. You're going to love every second of it.
And you did, but it's tax time, so I ain't going to expose you. That shit was good's good yeah I got nothing to say now huh look at him look at him back right on down none of that matters to me around tax time it don't matter counting so good I'm practically living tax free you heard ho well I mean and you get that check what check it's for taxis The refund.
Can you get that check?

I haven't gotten a tax check.

Since when?

Since when?

20 years.

You should shoot me.

He said you get a refund check.

Wait, that's bad.

We not doing this.

Don't let them trip y'all.

Yo, don't do it.

I'm not following that.

Mark, you shouldn't be able to get a refund at the end of the pod.

I'll fly this shit to the beginning.

All right, man.

We gone.

Hopefully, we all enjoyed that shit.

If you didn't, fuck it.

Fuck it.

We enjoyed making it.

Fuck it.

We failed.

We failed you.

JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?

Bye. Bye.