Episode 773 | "Use It Or Lose It"

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Speaker 1 No, hold up.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 We are live. We are live.
Put on your podcasting voices.

Speaker 1 Put on your podcasting voices. Ish and ice conversation was too juicy to not hit the start button.
Parks, Engineer Extraordinaire. Oh, my God.
Engineer Extraordinaire heard it getting juicy.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. And because we're the best in the biz, we're going to give y'all a little bit a peek, a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the juice.
Oh my God. It wasn't juicy.

Speaker 1 Some of the juice. Some of the kitchen talk.
I don't know why he wasn't here for that talk, though, anyway. That was when he was out.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I had to talk about that.
That's no call no show shit i didn't do that

Speaker 1 well ian said you did that friday you did yeah

Speaker 1 no didn't i it don't matter it don't matter you my man anyway ian can't turn me against you there's no division wait wait wait wait wait wait

Speaker 1 you got your stick on

Speaker 1 oh yes okay

Speaker 1 okay go ahead now go ahead uh update the people on this funny shit real quick

Speaker 1 We had a conversation. This was a couple weeks ago.
Yeah. Ice said to Ish, you should get some shades after he complimented my shades.

Speaker 1 I said,

Speaker 1 Ish told me, Ish told me not to get him no Ray-Bans.

Speaker 1 I says, You don't like Ray-Bans. I said, I like Ray-Bands.
And Joe said, So, why you told me to don't get you nothing? And I'm like, Here you go. It's contextual.
Right.

Speaker 1 So, Joe was talking about, he had wore some glasses. I'm like, So I said, tell him to contact.
Those are dope. So, he's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was in the store.
I was going to pick you up up here.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm like, oh, that's dope. He said, Yeah, I was going to get you some Ray-Bans.

Speaker 1 I said, Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 You in the store getting you, Louie.

Speaker 1 I said, How much was the Ray-Bans? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 but you okay go ahead so I'm like nah I'm cool dog you got that so he's like what you mean I'm like yo fam you're not gonna go to the store and get you no motherfucking wagu and get me no pizza

Speaker 1 ray-bands aren't pizza right but in comparison not even in comparison not even in comparison it's not pizza they make some nice ray-bans they really do i love it's some good pizza out there but you like right you just said you like ray-bands i do So, and you just said you didn't,

Speaker 1 for more context, when I asked you why you didn't get you no shades, you said I don't lose them. Yeah, I don't really buy shades.

Speaker 1 You know, niggas know you lose them.

Speaker 1 Niggas don't know that. You've said that before.
You said that before. I know that.
You said that before. You've also said that before, obviously, in front of millions.
I did.

Speaker 1 So niggas know you lose them. But why?

Speaker 1 Go ahead. No, no, no.
Go ahead. So what's the problem with somebody getting you something that, A, you like,

Speaker 1 and two, it's not as much as the other one with the chance of you losing it?

Speaker 1 So listen to this.

Speaker 1 If I buy food for everybody, I'm going to buy everybody the same food I'm not gonna eat a higher level of food and make niggas under me or my friends eat different food I'm gonna buy collectively everybody gonna have the same shit if I go buy my your food example if I'm buying everybody food but I know he don't really eat much of shit that's different keep going though right he ain't gonna eat much he gonna he gonna throw it away so maybe I'll give him a salad or something something less expensive because if he wastes it or whatever it's not as much loss right if you lose everything and if you got him something he liked why he likes it why

Speaker 1 he likes that? But you, you modifying the premise. What is he got you? He don't.
He made it to where he got me. No, you just entered.

Speaker 1 No, when you go shopping for somebody, you're not saying, yo, if I buy something for this person, they might lose it. If that's your

Speaker 1 person tell me they lose shit all the time, yeah, I'm gonna think that. If it's your kid, like, you know, your kid, you experience shit.
You're a gift shamer.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think he's finding a long way to say,

Speaker 1 yo, I'm a gift shamer. I don't even know if you're a bad guy.
Because if you mind some shit, shit you just made.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like slapping a gift horse in the mouth. You ever heard that phrase? I have not.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Yo, stop today. Slapping a gift horse.

Speaker 1 You say you can't put the feathers back in the goose horse?

Speaker 1 You can't look at the gift horse in the gift horse. Mel.
Mel. She put a gangster in the house.
It's going to Canada. Male Watching Day.
What the fuck? That's a gift horse in the mouth.

Speaker 1 Are you here legally?

Speaker 1 I never even heard nothing about no gift horse. I never heard that in my life.
You heard me. Oh, you heard the goose feathers, but you didn't see the gift feathers in the horse.

Speaker 1 You never heard look against horse in a manner. Never.

Speaker 1 What does it mean? I'm shocked because you'd be here at all. It means you should, like, don't be ungrateful for something somebody gives you.

Speaker 1 Like, if a horse gives you a gift, you don't make fun of his teeth. Oh,

Speaker 1 well, the gift shamer's never heard that quote.

Speaker 1 If you're a gift shamer, you heard that quote. Gift shamer.
Gotcha. Oh, man.
That's funny. You know, you said something before, right? What have I said?

Speaker 1 Niggas was like, yo, they was going to buy you something. You said, yo, you're going to buy me what?

Speaker 1 Oh, you won't buy me that.

Speaker 1 Keep your poor.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think that's the same?

Speaker 1 I think that's the same. You think that's the same? I'm on his side with that.
Because he don't like it. You don't like that.
No, he said he didn't like it because it was a poor gift.

Speaker 1 He don't like the brand, the gift, whatever that is. He don't like gifts.

Speaker 1 You like

Speaker 1 Raymond. You just said, I like Raymond.
Yo, fam. Y'all are.
We got you. I see what you see.

Speaker 1 It's not the same thing, though.

Speaker 1 He's saying, don't buy me something I don't want. And you're saying, it's not that I don't want it.
It's just I don't want it if you getting that other thing. That's not.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't want you to let you buy yourself. You shouldn't buy me what you buying you.
You're motherfucking right.

Speaker 1 It's a gift. I know.
So, cool. All right, I'm going to stand in it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to stand in it.

Speaker 1 But now, if somebody offers to buy you a gift, they're two totally separate things. I'm not comparing them.

Speaker 1 But if somebody now offers to buy you a gift and you say, Yo, keep your poor ass gift, is that not cracking on Mr. Ed's teeth? What the fuck are we talking about here?

Speaker 1 I'm lost. Oh, man.
Man, oh, man. You should have took the Ray-Bans.
No, no, I shouldn't have. But I'm good.

Speaker 1 And Ray-Bans got

Speaker 1 more history

Speaker 1 sunglass game than Louis. I like Ray-Bans.

Speaker 1 I'm not disrespecting Ray-Bans. Before anybody else, they be like, yo, this nigga think he's too good.
No, I like Ray-Bans. And you got a Ray-Ban face.
I do. Aviators look nice.

Speaker 1 Aviators look nice on me. I'm getting you Ray-Ban.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get him on me. I'm going to get him on.
I got a hit. He shouldn't have no say in what I get for him anyway.
That's the point. Yeah, I'm just Ray-Bans, nigga.
Two-pair now. Yo, I'm up.

Speaker 1 I'm up.

Speaker 1 No, you get two pairs. Double it up.

Speaker 1 You do that. X2.
Do that. Put the the gift receipt in there too.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 Put that gift receipt in there, too. He would return the gift.

Speaker 1 I'm a what? Hold you.

Speaker 1 Permanent Matthew on election day. Make him a new name.

Speaker 1 You're a gift returner.

Speaker 1 I've returned some gifts. I'll re-gift.
I ain't going to return it, though.

Speaker 1 I get that shit. Every day I learn.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to hold you. Oh, yeah.
I'm going to send this to the side. I got to give away a gift.

Speaker 1 Give it somebody else. Oh, absolutely.
Oh, for sure. I'd give away sunglasses.

Speaker 1 That's tacky, my nigga.

Speaker 1 If they found out, it would be tacky. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Agreed.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's going to know. That's crazy.
Every day I find out that we are without class.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have nuts.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I'm re-gifting all the time. Yeah, now I'm regifting for sure.

Speaker 1 That's so tacky to me, but it's cool. I'll give it to my mother.

Speaker 2 The easiest thing to regift is bottles.

Speaker 1 Bottles of liquor.

Speaker 2 That's the easiest thing to regift.

Speaker 1 No, we're going to keep those. But if you're in a pinch, you're like, oh, shit, I can't show up empty-handed to be in a pinch.
That's what I mean. It's the easiest thing to re-gift toys.

Speaker 1 I re-gift kids toys. Like, when people give my kids toys, I don't tell my kids they got toys.

Speaker 1 They go in a closet so that when there's a party or somebody else,

Speaker 1 they don't need no toys. They regift it.
Depending on what it is, you give me some of that loud shit or.

Speaker 1 Oh, loud shit don't even make it in the house. Slime, any of that?

Speaker 1 Like, they don't have no talent in music because that shit ain't coming in the house.

Speaker 1 That's terrible. That is terrible.
Disgusting. No,

Speaker 1 It's terrible when them kids get the musical gifts. Once you go through it once.

Speaker 1 Once you go through it once, you know. Ain't no parents have a gift.
You got to get the right one. You got to get a little violet or something where they can be something with some strings.

Speaker 1 No power to it. We got to stop.
Don't get your Trumps or drums. Drum set.

Speaker 1 I used to be an asshole. I used to gift.
That was my number one gift. That's a good one.
Drum set. Drum set.
I've been threatening my sister with that for years. Oh, you got a kid? Got a birthday?

Speaker 1 Drum set.

Speaker 1 That's what I give my daughter and her kids. I get them all the loud shit.
You know what happened? I got a drum set.

Speaker 1 Stop that shit immediately.

Speaker 1 Y'all got it. There won't be no more drum sets.
No more drum sets. There's a few little electric ones now.
You good?

Speaker 1 Hell no.

Speaker 1 No drum sets. Stupid ass me.
I bought the kids' drum set, tried to put it together, got frustrated, broke it, said, why do I have to live like this?

Speaker 1 Got a human, real adult size drum set and enough drumsticks for Lex to go in there and do what he wanted to do. And I was like, that's the musician in me.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have a real drum set so my kid could play. Pops was a drummer, too, right? Yeah.
And I'm different than me banging on pots and pans. You know, we could do it, so let's do it.
Nigga,

Speaker 1 every chance he got.

Speaker 1 Man, important phone calls. He bopping.
Bops, skippity, baby, beep, beep.

Speaker 1 Symbols in the background.

Speaker 1 What did you think was going to happen? That's my favorite part on ESPN, them little sports shows, too, when y'all niggas, the experts be zooming in from home, and then they dog jump on them.

Speaker 1 Or the kid, the kid running there, and they be like, oh, pardon me.

Speaker 1 Kids don't be giving a blow about none of them.

Speaker 1 Streaking.

Speaker 1 Ass naked. Just run through there.

Speaker 1 What the hell?

Speaker 1 What? Kids don't give a fuck. They don't.
I don't care. I had to fucking get on the same page as my BM on some co-parenting shit the other day.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you said that with kids. Just disdain.

Speaker 1 Kid turning seven,

Speaker 1 picking up some nasty habits.

Speaker 1 I blamed her.

Speaker 1 That's the best part about being the dad in a co-parenting situation. Anything that fouling that little motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Hey, what you doing in this house?

Speaker 1 Hey, he starts saying shit like, no, and I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Too much for me. At seven?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, my daughter said that at two.
Mm-hmm. What are you talking about? That's where I thought it would start.

Speaker 1 Terrible too. No, at two,

Speaker 1 you're saying it on some chill, yo, I'm up in the world. I'm just saying shit.
At seven, he's saying it and want to know why it is a conversation to be had. Like he means it, conviction.

Speaker 1 They got thoughts and feelings and shit. Yeah, like

Speaker 1 they think it's time for the back and forth. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that, yeah. With who?

Speaker 1 My dumb ass used to get caught up in there. That's what I'm trying to explain over and over.
Hold up. Yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 Nah. No.
Nah. Because I said so.
Cry to your mother. Don't cry.

Speaker 1 Them tears are going to hit different over here, buddy. Nice.
We're not supposed to say because I said so. That's it.
That's all I said.

Speaker 1 That's trauma. That's all I said.
That's trauma. It shouldn't be nothing actually.

Speaker 1 Because I said so.

Speaker 1 This newer next generation of having to explain shit to a toddler. Yeah, nah.

Speaker 1 No. No.

Speaker 1 Do your homework. I'm doing it with mommy.
Nigga, pull that. If you don't get that little, come on.
Cat.

Speaker 1 Cat, bat. It's back.

Speaker 1 Come on, cute, quick. Come on, nigga.
Come on. Pull that shit out that backpack.

Speaker 1 With that backpack, that nigga been skipping homework for weeks.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 it's that button in them. You better.
It's that button in them.

Speaker 1 I tell you what, not listening to this shit. I know one thing.
You better color that elephant, buddy.

Speaker 1 Get that fucking gray off me.

Speaker 1 All right, so really quickly, before we get started,

Speaker 1 my pride and ego has been put to the test again,

Speaker 1 yet again by friends. It's always by friends.
My enemies know better. My friends, not so much.

Speaker 1 Brother Mark Lamont Hill comes in here with some breakfast.

Speaker 2 That was nice.

Speaker 1 My own breakfast. For himself.
Yeah, breakfast for one.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, honestly, not to be smart, when I get here, no one else is here.
So it would be cold, except you, and you don't seem like a breakfast eater.

Speaker 2 No, he is.

Speaker 1 Oh, you'd be outside on the phone doing your thing, so, you know. So you're not hungry.
You can hear my stomach growling. I can't hear it from over there.

Speaker 1 I never heard your stomach growl.

Speaker 1 And I came in here with breakfast last week. You did.
You did come in with breakfast. So you know I eat right.

Speaker 1 How many did you bring? How many platters did did you bring one okay okay i didn't know you were here you didn't

Speaker 1 but you know

Speaker 1 i was coming tuesday

Speaker 1 he listens to pod though yeah he might have yeah but i ain't get everybody

Speaker 1 y'all didn't hear no one responded everyone got real quiet

Speaker 1 no it was the next day y'all came you had breakfast no one else had breakfast i don't see no snacks i brought my own snacks which means y'all i know ish eat breakfast i didn't you know what?

Speaker 1 That's true. I thought you were off today.

Speaker 1 When I talked to you last night, then you did. Yeah, I thought he was off.
It was another game.

Speaker 1 Oh, y'all just talking on days where the Sixers don't play?

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you, though? We had to come up with this.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? Building.

Speaker 1 Team building, you know what I mean? Team building, huh? Team building. I team build everybody.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm a Sixers fan, and we ain't been to no Sixers games.
I ain't been to one.

Speaker 1 This nigga don't even like the Sixers. I reached out to you.
You weren't here. You weren't here, but I reached out to you about video games.
See, I'm teenager. That's true.
And I got my...

Speaker 1 I got mine, too.

Speaker 1 Brother Mark Lamont Hill came in here with some breakfast from Kings.

Speaker 1 We're going to talk some regional New Jersey business for a second, which is why my heart is heavy.

Speaker 1 Because I got the key to some of these cities that I have to have these friendly disputes over with people. Oh, I'm sorry.
Huh? What? No, go ahead. Finish.

Speaker 1 I said I have the key to some of these cities that I keep having these friendly disputes over. And you said, huh? Yeah, I saw you.
You have a key to Newark? Yes. I didn't know.
It's news to me.

Speaker 1 Now you do. I do know.
Now you do. Did you know, brother, Brother Ishmael? That what? Did I have a key to Newark? Who gave it to you? I mean, who gave it to you?

Speaker 1 You trying to take your shit? I mean, when you get keys, I'm a landlord. You got to get a key to the tenant.
Oh, shit. Who gave you the keys? The mayor.

Speaker 1 Which mayor? I have to read it. It was many years ago.
Then he's gone. What does that mean? My key is valid.
No, it ain't. Yes.
It's new ownership of the house, nigga.

Speaker 1 Your keys don't work in the room no more. They don't revoke the city.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Or dirt. But anyway,

Speaker 1 I let brother Mark Lamont know that anytime he goes to King's in Newark

Speaker 1 to get himself a meal,

Speaker 1 just go ahead and pick me up one, too.

Speaker 1 After he survived.

Speaker 1 What kind of meal? After. You said the same thing, right? Yeah, whatever you get.
Ish, you peeped at. I did.

Speaker 1 He did. He don't even know the menu.
No, I didn't talk about that part. He went to get sunglasses and got you the lower model.

Speaker 1 But when it's time to get meals, you want the same thing. Your expectation is to get the same thing for the other person.
No, no. Wow.
Nigga, I'm going to get the salmon platter.

Speaker 1 You're going to get oatmeal. What time did y'all talk last time?

Speaker 1 Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump?

Speaker 1 Can I get a 1v1?

Speaker 1 Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump? I'm asking you, did I get a 1v1? Can you answer my question?

Speaker 1 You can always get a 1v1. You can get a 1v1.
So So I can't get a 1v1. And I'll square up with you.
Just give me a second. Do your thing.

Speaker 1 Brother Mark,

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, get me whatever you get. I got you.
Because I think that would be simpler than calling or texting me while you're at the spot to take my order. That wouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. That wouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Me turning one to two on the Grubhub is a stretch.

Speaker 1 But you think I'm actually calling you and be like, no, but I thought that was a courteous thing saying, hey, whatever you get, just get it for me. And just you.
Why am I getting six of these joints?

Speaker 1 That's new conversations. This feels like hate.
I'm speaking for me the same way everyone here can speak for them.

Speaker 1 But that's what I said to Brother Lamont, even though he sounded like that was a stress.

Speaker 1 I said, hey, whatever you get for you, go ahead and get me one. He's leaving out a key detail here.
I love. Open at it.

Speaker 1 Prior to you making that request, you ate 25% of my food.

Speaker 1 That nigga will ring. No, you don't do that.
Oh, wait. That's the part I was trying to add.
He's picking his teeth up and talking about next time. Give me a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 He did survive the podcast initiation, which is if you come in here without manners and impolite and rude with food for one when you know people are here, then let me go ahead and get a fork.

Speaker 1 Get a little sample. And get a little,

Speaker 1 you won't mind me getting that little corner right now. He ain't gonna tell you.

Speaker 1 You get the fork and just start eating like it's his. Right.
And he thought we took, he took half of the corner. It took seven cases.
It was just half of one. It was not half.
It was half of what?

Speaker 1 That nigga get the corner. corner, and if it's good,

Speaker 1 come back for the other corner. So I said to Mark, yo, my picture should be up in Kings.

Speaker 1 This is doubtful.

Speaker 1 This is fact-checking over here. Yo, where Kings at? Hoboken.
What's the address?

Speaker 1 It's a Bayonne Kings.

Speaker 1 Oh, you went to Kings and Kearney.

Speaker 1 That's what it is.

Speaker 1 Yo, A Joe.

Speaker 1 Caucus Kings. Oh, man.
What, Nork? Not me.

Speaker 1 No, no, not you.

Speaker 1 Not you. Oh, shit.
Nobody did it. Audience.
Audience. That's what they did.
Look, Ice crying.

Speaker 1 They literally cried.

Speaker 1 I walked out because I don't get the joke.

Speaker 1 And I didn't want to be a party poop. Joe.
So now that we're on air, I said save it for the air.

Speaker 1 Now that we on air,

Speaker 1 please, You don't fuck with North like that.

Speaker 1 What street is Kings on?

Speaker 1 So this is not a 1v1.

Speaker 1 You never mentioned it. No, I was going to say, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'll take the 2v1 here. I'll take the 2v1.
I wouldn't do it with Mark because he's got a doctorate or something that Harvard gave him.

Speaker 1 When the last time you've been to Kings? Let's do it with y'all. When the last time you've been to Kings?

Speaker 1 The last time I've been to King's. What year?

Speaker 1 Was

Speaker 1 been to physically, not eaten from, not ate at. Yeah, been to.

Speaker 1 It's probably been about five years.

Speaker 1 Five times two? Five years, I said. I answered your question.
You've been rich for a little minute now. I've answered your question.
You ain't going to no Newark.

Speaker 1 Why not?

Speaker 1 It's not what you do. I don't get the joke.
It's not what you do.

Speaker 2 He's trying to say that you don't go to Newark ever since you got rich.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't go to Newark. Pre-rich.

Speaker 1 He wasn't a fan of Newark.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's why you said five times two.

Speaker 1 I think I eat at Newark restaurants more than you. More than who? Either one of y'all.
Yeah, you just be talking. Go ahead.
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 Fuck. I ain't never see y'all in kings.
You ain't never

Speaker 1 been to Kings. I know, I hear y'all.
But so let's decide a few things first.

Speaker 1 The audience, I promise.

Speaker 1 Which kings?

Speaker 1 Pick one. That's my question to y'all.
Which kings, you two, Dr. Man, which kings are y'all referring to? Pick one.
The one you said your picture was.

Speaker 1 Because there's a profile. There's a profile that goes along with this.
So before we continue, which kings are y'all even talking about? Pick one. The one you talked about.

Speaker 1 I'm going to answer you, my brother. Which kings are you talking about? The one you said your photo should be up on the wall in.
No, no, no, no, no. The first one.
Which kings do y'all go to?

Speaker 1 The first one. What kings do y'all go to? I answered you.
Answer me. I did.
The first one. What's the first one? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 You missed a king. What's the first one? What street? I said, what street is Kings on? You said, which one is the first one? Kings is the first one.
Kings is on Lions.

Speaker 1 Kings is on Lions. That's the first one.

Speaker 1 That other one that's on,

Speaker 1 i don't remember there's a smaller one it's actually bigger that's the it's not bigger it is bigger all right oh my gosh your picture's on your picture's on

Speaker 1 not bigger i hate talking to y'all his picture ain't on none

Speaker 1 of

Speaker 1 it's not bigger kings on lions was a very huge establishment and then they they hiked up the rent so they had to move to a smaller establishment.

Speaker 1 So you talking modern day current, they put a hockey team stadium out there, so now y'all feel comfortable moving around. I'm talking about

Speaker 1 when the large kings.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now we talking. Now we talking.
I'm talking about when big kings was big kings. I never seen y'all there.
And I was always there. Again, my picture should be up.
It's not, though.

Speaker 1 You, I know, talking about the new kings. So you get a doctorate dash.

Speaker 1 You get a doctorate dance.

Speaker 1 You from Philly.

Speaker 1 These two niggas,

Speaker 1 I never seen y'all there.

Speaker 1 I never seen y'all there. Rest in peace to my waitress lady who had that.
Yeah, I mean, that was my girl. Come on, stop, man.
Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me.
What are y'all talking about?

Speaker 1 Jay's every weekend.

Speaker 1 Jay's every weekend. Y'all playing with me? Me, nigga.
Who are you talking to? You're in Jay's every weekend. You talking about Dr.
Jay's? No, I'm talking about Jay's. The restaurant.

Speaker 1 Jay's on the corner of Hall Street. It's not.
I mean, on the corner of Brantford. I know.

Speaker 1 When it was there, I didn't see you ordering grits.

Speaker 1 Joe. I never.

Speaker 1 stay in a family.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 now you want a character assassinated.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, all I'm telling you is a fact. When I went to Jay's every morning, every other morning, I didn't see you.
I know you didn't. That's it.
It was impossible.

Speaker 1 They be so mad that I was in New York. He wasn't in North.
They be so mad I was in New York.

Speaker 1 He wasn't in North. What is wrong with y'all? You wasn't in North, bro.
What is wrong with you guys?

Speaker 1 You was not in North. You got it, bro.

Speaker 1 Jeez. And shout out to Kings.
The other one's on. Shout out to King.

Speaker 1 And we got bigger shit to beef about on election day. We do.

Speaker 1 Talking a nigga ain't even got a vote stick on.

Speaker 1 Can't believe I'm talking to a nigga. He ain't even wearing a vote sticker.
What does that mean? Two of them.

Speaker 1 You said you took time? I just said it's two here without vote stickers. All right, bro.
I got mine on. I got mine.

Speaker 1 Mark went and got his from the car. I had to go away.

Speaker 1 He went to 99 cents store.

Speaker 1 Parks got his on.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I don't see one on you, mal.

Speaker 2 Because I can't vote.

Speaker 1 Why do you can't vote?

Speaker 2 Because I am a green card holder.

Speaker 2 I am not a U.S. citizen.
Really?

Speaker 1 Right. Hold on, but I thought I thought, not trying to be funny.
This is all education. I thought you

Speaker 1 got the

Speaker 1 citizenship.

Speaker 2 No. You said you got it.
I never said that I became a U.S. citizen.
I went to...

Speaker 1 Was he illegally? No. Holy shit.
Have you ever heard of a green card? Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 You're mad at the migrants.

Speaker 2 Is that the migrant card that they gave them? No.

Speaker 1 They gave him the card, right? But Khalid voted.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Khalid voted.

Speaker 2 I can't tell you what his status is.

Speaker 1 Kellen voted.

Speaker 1 Kellen voted. DeVito voted.
I don't know. Burnaboy voted.

Speaker 2 I don't know their status.

Speaker 1 Rihanna voted.

Speaker 2 Rihanna did not vote. She did.
No, she did not. Yes, she did.

Speaker 1 No, she did not.

Speaker 2 She told people who she endorsed, but she could not vote.

Speaker 1 She made a joke.

Speaker 2 She made a joke about using her child's passport.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, yo, this country. I can't vote.

Speaker 2 And I checked with my immigration attorney. She was like, you can't vote until you become naturalized.
And the first time I was going to become naturalized, Trump got into office.

Speaker 2 The entire INS went to fucking shit. And so I was like, you got backed up.

Speaker 1 I was like, okay, I guess I'm just not going to become unnatural. You're not going to be able to do that.
You just gave up.

Speaker 1 You're unnatural. That's crazy.
Mel, you are crazy.

Speaker 2 Actually, I make up a significant portion of this country.

Speaker 1 The non-voters? No. Illegals?

Speaker 2 Landed immigrants

Speaker 2 who are here legally, who pay taxes.

Speaker 1 You can vote, Mel. I can't.

Speaker 1 You saying everything that Ian said this morning about why he couldn't vote. Go ahead and go vote.

Speaker 2 He is a U.S. citizen.

Speaker 1 He said he couldn't vote. I can't because I told him to go up there anyway.
And sure enough, they let him right in, gave him that extra paper to fill out, and he voted. You can vote, yo.
Just go vote.

Speaker 1 vote go up there to the school

Speaker 1 can I go right now yes

Speaker 1 oh yes

Speaker 2 please it's important and come back with the sticky voting is important I know it's important I talked to my immigration attorney

Speaker 1 okay well I mean shit keep on talking

Speaker 1 at least go to 99 cents store

Speaker 1 get the fake stick or something

Speaker 1 audience there's tension in the air today

Speaker 1 because it's election day.

Speaker 1 Mel, if you sing a national anthem,

Speaker 2 that's pudding.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know that naturalization test is hard as a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 I know. I've heard.

Speaker 1 You never scared her.

Speaker 2 It doesn't scare me. No.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 2 My plan is to one day become naturalized.

Speaker 1 So you're procrastinating.

Speaker 1 A little bit. I've been through druids.
A little bit. A little bit.

Speaker 2 It is,

Speaker 2 it's not cheap.

Speaker 2 It's not cheap. No, it's not cheap to become naturalized.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 go up there to the church.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Just tell them.
Yo, come on, yo.

Speaker 1 Is that where y'all vote around here? The church?

Speaker 1 I didn't vote around here. Oh, sorry.
Meaning, Lord, Newark. I went to

Speaker 1 my hood.

Speaker 1 Ashley, did you vote Jersey City?

Speaker 1 Did you vote in Newark? No. Yes.
I'm not talking to you,

Speaker 1 Newark boys. Yeah, no, no, not talking to you.
Just let you know, though, before you even get to the point.

Speaker 1 Wait, boys is a plural, which means, too, pardon me for a minute while I handle your partner. I already knocked you down to the bodega.

Speaker 1 Now let me get the one beat with your partner. So you didn't vote in Newark? No.

Speaker 1 But you ate a Kings?

Speaker 1 Often.

Speaker 1 But why weren't you allowed to vote in Newark? I've never held a residence in Newark. Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, man. So when I vote in New Jersey, I vote in in South Orange.

Speaker 1 You buy residences. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In Nork.

Speaker 1 I haven't resided in Nork in over 20 years. So you mean to tell me with all of your doors,

Speaker 1 not one of them,

Speaker 1 one of them

Speaker 1 is in Newark. Yes, they are.

Speaker 1 Wait, what?

Speaker 1 So why can't you vote in your hometown where Kings Kings is? I vote when I voted in New Jersey, I vote in South Orange.

Speaker 1 That's not Newark. I know.
Where did you vote today? I voted last week, two weeks, a week and a half ago in Virginia. Wait, what?

Speaker 1 All right, you fucked me up that. You voted with Chris Brown?

Speaker 1 Push him? You were Timberland?

Speaker 1 Wait, you were not?

Speaker 1 Did you drive down there? No, I melted up.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you was part of the burnt ballots?

Speaker 1 All y'all mail and ballot niggas, they burnt. That shit is in the ocean, nigga.
Y'all ain't been watching CNN? This shit's in somebody's garage. The Trumpers paid.
They paid to get that the fuck out.

Speaker 1 Oh, ish. All right, so we can't talk about Newark no more.
All right, it's a half of Newark Couch.

Speaker 1 If you can't even vote, DFM, then that's why I didn't see you in Kings.

Speaker 1 Or Jays. The reason you ain't see me in Kings, because you wasn't in Kings.
Nigga, I have property in Newark.

Speaker 1 So, why you don't vote in Newark?

Speaker 1 Because I have property elsewhere as well that I was raised in since 13. Okay, so why does that not stand for me? Come home, go home, yo.
Why don't I stand for me? Come on back on. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Because you don't have doors in Newark. I do have doors in Newark.
So why are you not registered?

Speaker 1 Yo, are you all right?

Speaker 1 Anyway, yo.

Speaker 1 When I tell y'all. So you went out.
Yo, what time you went and voted?

Speaker 1 6.

Speaker 1 Had to be early. That's why I love Jersey.
Yeah. Had to be early.
6 a.m. You know, he get in and out of Jersey City quick.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
You was there at 5:45.

Speaker 1 Let me help you with each other.

Speaker 1 The niggas asleep still. That nigga's outside at 5:45.

Speaker 1 Like this. Low with it.
No, no, no. Low with it.
He helped them wheel the equipment. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 1 You need help with these boxes, ma'am. Voter number 001.
000001.

Speaker 1 It's cool. I got you.

Speaker 1 Where you voted at Jersey City? Right on the right on the cusp.

Speaker 1 Yo, you ain't going over there by MLK. You was right there on the cusp.
Right a hobo.

Speaker 1 Right by the bridge. You was down there.
That's not my district, you got it. I know.
I know. I know.
I think I'm district nine.

Speaker 1 That means I have to go

Speaker 1 to my hood

Speaker 1 and vote.

Speaker 1 I took my ass over there yesterday

Speaker 1 to do some early voting. I walked right in.
They said, oh, shit, Joe Bunnett. I was like, I'm here to vote.
They said, nigga, that shit been closed. You're done.
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 So I turned around, took my little black ass home. Yeah, he here.
No, nigga, nigga.

Speaker 1 I told my driver, yo,

Speaker 1 5.30 a.m.

Speaker 1 Pulled up.

Speaker 1 Got in the car.

Speaker 1 Poor soul. Took a little cruise, no traffic at all just getting mad like hey

Speaker 1 it was late outside too why niggas ain't

Speaker 1 so then i got out right there bergen avenue since you was asking

Speaker 1 by the bergen school yeah

Speaker 1 you go

Speaker 1 i was gonna hop

Speaker 1 me to it

Speaker 1 i hop right out on bergen avenue Walk up to the school front door

Speaker 1 Do the gate like this

Speaker 1 of course it's locked good old jersey city great woman passing by on her way to work hey what hey what you doing you going to vote

Speaker 1 i'm trying to she said over in the back door but they was lining them up right all right

Speaker 1 around the back she walked me over to the back

Speaker 1 walked down the block over there by

Speaker 1 went in there said i'm here to vote

Speaker 1 they said all right they sent me in the booth

Speaker 1 i made my pick.

Speaker 1 And then I closed my eyes like this and did eeny, many, my moves.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 I don't know who them niggas I picked for the board to add shit in this.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 I knew who I was voting for with one of them. At the top.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I ate the straight line.

Speaker 1 I straight lined them down. The whole board lit up.
All right, bet. But the boy to add one was on a separate day.

Speaker 1 I know who it was.

Speaker 1 And I'll be honest,

Speaker 1 I started to guess whose last name

Speaker 1 Lawrence.

Speaker 1 But what, what, you know,

Speaker 1 what stood out? What jumped out a little bit? Jones.

Speaker 1 Jones.

Speaker 1 Especially as it goes away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I skipped Smith. Hit a Burgos.

Speaker 1 Hit a Burgos. Bernice, whatever you.
I'm about to say, whatever. Hit a Burgos.
Bong, got him. Go ahead, boy, there, dude.

Speaker 1 Kill that shit. Yeah, that's God, yo.
And then I came out, got my sticker, took some pictures with Miss Connie and all of them. Hey, Miss Connie looking good for 90.
Seen all the seniors.

Speaker 1 Hugged everybody.

Speaker 1 Got to move out of there.

Speaker 1 Right on.

Speaker 1 She called her grandson. Right on it.

Speaker 1 Lil Connie came.

Speaker 1 I don't like that y'all depict me like that.

Speaker 1 It's all right, bro. It's all right, bro.

Speaker 1 I know why you went in the booth. When you left, though, was it a line? Was it line for me?

Speaker 1 Not when I left. I was in and out.
That's scary.

Speaker 1 The reason I'm asking is because, you know, if the line ain't long when you leave like first in the morning, it could be a sign that turnout's not there. 6 o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 No, I think Philly is 7 a.m. So I was there at 7 and it was the same thing.
I was the 12th person in line. I got there 10, 15 minutes before it opened, and I got real nervous.

Speaker 1 I think most of the people in that area did the mailing mailing.

Speaker 1 Mine, I got there about

Speaker 1 nine o'clock, and I was a 65th person.

Speaker 1 And it wasn't a line, really, but by the time I was walking out, it was aligned. Okay.
I was like, okay. You said y'all ain't had no booth.
We ain't had no booth. But paper ballot for the first time.

Speaker 1 That was some weird shit. I never did a paper ballot before.

Speaker 1 Here, put it in here. Bro,

Speaker 1 you see why I ain't going to know the booth.

Speaker 1 They gave me the paper shit.

Speaker 1 This nigga said he had a Sharpie.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, gave me me a paper shit and a sharpie. Go over there.
Hey listen. And then put it in this box.

Speaker 1 Roz Baraka is my man, so I ain't gonna say nothing. It was weird.
His home team.

Speaker 1 God do better, my nigga.

Speaker 1 Can't give a nigga no Sharpie and a paper ballot in 2024. Normally, it's the machine.
You slide the curtain. Put the little levers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It wasn't that this year. Shit, hey, where I'm went this morning, niggas forgot it was election day.
Nigga told me, Joe, you up early? I said, yes, it's election day.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn, that's today.

Speaker 1 You ain't lying. Hey, you ain't lying.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, I feel bad for us.

Speaker 1 No, we lost. That's what I'm worried about.
I feel bad for us. And Philly, they had a DJ out.
You know, he was playing. That's racist.

Speaker 1 That's racist. They had some fish.
Not yet, but it was coming. I'm not even joking.
11 o'clock the fish come. 11 o'clock the fish come.

Speaker 1 Fucked up, yo.

Speaker 2 Fucked up. So there was nothing for like the 7 to 11 crowd?

Speaker 1 Just Fat Man School. Oh, man.
Yo, fan.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, man. Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 That's what I heard. It was a seven to hours.
It's too early for this shit. Dog.
I was like, whatever, keep people in line. We got to get them here.
How we get them here? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Got to bride the niggas with some fish. Fish.
I'm sure it'll be chicken, too. Fish and chicken.
Yeah. Some niggas shit.
Whatever keep me in line.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they should have put DNA and Charlie Clips in front of some of the shit. Oh, come on.
I know I'm

Speaker 1 going to play basketball. It might be.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That should have been required to keep us voting. Got you.
All right, yo.

Speaker 1 If you're a non-voter, well, it's over after you. So if you're listening to this,

Speaker 1 some shit happened.

Speaker 1 Yo, and all morning,

Speaker 1 I made my girl send me the New Jersey voter registration portal. Because if I know your real name and birthday, all morning, I've just been typing it in the portal.

Speaker 1 I've been doing it since yesterday. Sorry.
No bullshit.

Speaker 1 I found that shit out.

Speaker 1 Sorry, y'all. If I know your birthday, I don't care if we don't even talk.

Speaker 1 If I have your birthday, your name, full name, your prefix and all that, and the zip code where you grew up at. I've been typing your name in all morning.
A lot of y'all ain't voted.

Speaker 1 A lot of y'all ain't registered. A lot of y'all ain't registered.
I've been seeing a lot of no results found pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's cozy as hell. And I know it's accurate.

Speaker 1 I know it's accurate because I put every zip code attached to your name.

Speaker 1 And your name would not pop up. I'm not lying.

Speaker 1 I've been up since six bored, and the daylight saving time had fucked me up. I feel like I got an extra nine hours in a day.
Yeah. I'm up looking stupid as hell.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 All your zip codes. Oh, you're a nutcase.
Yeah, I ain't do that. You too, nigga.
I was definitely doing that. Let me see.
I ran your name.

Speaker 1 Me too. Yo.

Speaker 1 Warrants popped up.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. It might.

Speaker 1 It might up. Yo, this nigga's a fool, yo.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. My shit came up there? Well, they don't tell me if you got warrants here.
No, I'm talking about the rest of the people. Go vote, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go, go please melissa please for real how you gonna start a podcast and not even vote i listened to your pod too oh thank you yeah i was on a way to a party saturday night i said you know what i don't know gps said 29 minutes away so

Speaker 1 it works out about perfect melissa forrest podcast is 29 minutes

Speaker 1 actually i was going to two parties so i had a long night at it

Speaker 1 driving around

Speaker 1 I got on there. It's just me and me and wifey.
Ram, hey, baby.

Speaker 1 Big ramp. And she started talking about pussies falling out and all types of crazy shit.
I was like, oh, this was not the bottom. But I finished it.
You did a great job. Thank you.
You did.

Speaker 1 Informative, educational. Thank you.
It was not what I was expecting, but it was good. And the visuals came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 I watched the visual one.

Speaker 1 It's dope.

Speaker 1 The set look good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can talk to the mic. Talking to Mike.
Yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 It's a little cheap.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we can push it back.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to move.

Speaker 1 Pause.

Speaker 1 Everything's so close to the move. All right, all right.
Fuck it, I'm just not talking to him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought the set looked great. I thought it was a real good first episode.
I actually liked that. It was only 29 minutes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I wanted to make it short and sweet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like a nice introduction to.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's not like the behemoth that we do here, three, four, five hours and shit like that. So, you know.

Speaker 1 So there's so much menopause you can talk about for four hours.

Speaker 2 By myself? By myself, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. So next episodes are going to be a little lengthier.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's just the right guy for the podcast. Now that I heard it.

Speaker 1 After that whole argument there. I mean, that's why I wasn't really saying anything, you know.

Speaker 2 But I mean, if he does want to come up and talk about menopause, I more than welcome him to.

Speaker 1 What do you think about menopause?

Speaker 1 You want me to tell you what I think about menopause? No, no, no, no. Take it over there and see.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 2 I think that was translation shoot up the clubs with no repercussions, right?

Speaker 1 Maybe. It's possible.
If you use it, don't use it, you'll lose it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that too. Don't you wait.
Do I want to? No, no, you gotta tune it. You gotta tune in.
You can learn something.

Speaker 1 Hilarious.

Speaker 1 It was an interesting vibe for a Saturday night. You said, don't use it, you'll lose it.
Yeah, don't let it go.

Speaker 1 Muscle memory.

Speaker 1 Atrophy. Yeah, it should fall out.

Speaker 1 Just move away, yo. Yeah, make a stop.
Yeah, make a laugh. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you're good, though. Make a laugh.
I'm sure you got some tunes in there. Yeah, a little mess.

Speaker 1 Couple songs, a little slaps. Thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Maybe some inspiration? I don't know.

Speaker 2 This guy is crazy, though.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 No disrespect.

Speaker 2 None taken. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Oh, tell me a secret. I don't know.
This is for the wet pussies.

Speaker 1 I need a hoodie, man.

Speaker 1 Just saying, yo.

Speaker 1 If this shit is, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yo, you got that middle of the road.

Speaker 1 I hate this, motherfucker. I hate it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is for the bitches that can vote.

Speaker 1 Listen, nigga.

Speaker 1 Listen, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 Ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers.

Speaker 1 Get right

Speaker 1 fool you.

Speaker 2 What do you say? I said, ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers, okay?

Speaker 1 There's nothing wrong with eating crackers in the bed.

Speaker 1 Now, when we put the crackers to the side, is that cool for you? No, she really mean crackers. You old as hell.
She mean eating crackers in the saltines. It's a phrase.
Saltines. She did did it.

Speaker 1 It's a phrase. See, I'm not this now.
I never heard that phrase.

Speaker 1 You've heard it. Yeah.
And I know you've heard it. I swear I didn't until you said it.
You said it a bunch of times up here, but I didn't know what it meant.

Speaker 1 They need a podcast for the older women that still got the wet wet.

Speaker 2 That's me.

Speaker 1 Press play. Oh, yeah.
Just yes. Press.

Speaker 1 Please press play.

Speaker 1 Come last, Blesser.

Speaker 1 This is going to last.

Speaker 1 Play, nigga, play.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 And you can't say that. It worked.
That's me.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Quincy Jones.

Speaker 1 This one hurt.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie, y'all got me this time, y'all. When all y'all y'all started putting up y'all Quincy Jones pictures,

Speaker 1 I was hating.

Speaker 1 This time it worked.

Speaker 1 I'm mad I ain't get a Quincy Jones picture, man.

Speaker 1 80.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We could sing together.
40 and up out there, 50 and up out there.

Speaker 1 Let me hear you.

Speaker 1 harmonizing

Speaker 1 If I could sing more,

Speaker 1 moment of silence for one of the greatest,

Speaker 1 if not the greatest. Thank you for

Speaker 1 what you feel.

Speaker 1 you can make it come alive

Speaker 1 every single night.

Speaker 1 Your secret guidelines,

Speaker 1 all right, now we're getting started, started, but I ain't one cut off the bars.

Speaker 1 Barry, I'll cut off. Do what you want me to.
That's fucked up. It is.

Speaker 1 I'll take good care. I ain't got time right now.
Rest in peace, Mary White. Lou Rawls could have done that.

Speaker 1 No disrespect to Mary White up here. Yo, no.

Speaker 1 No disrespect to Mary White.

Speaker 1 Disrespect.

Speaker 1 Here we go.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Selection Day.
Let's have a little bit of hope. I wouldn't even know you niggas.
Let's have a little bit of hope out there. Nigga.

Speaker 1 Always doing it for the ladies, always for the ladies. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

Speaker 1 All over the world, all over the country. Shout out to every hood in America.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the waiters and waitresses out there, all the restaurants.

Speaker 1 Everybody working the nightlife. Shout out to the escorts, get out there and vote.

Speaker 1 All the happy couples, all the miserable ones as well.

Speaker 1 All the teachers out there shout to everybody traveling.

Speaker 1 Hey, buddy with a green card from the tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Can't even buy this album, man.

Speaker 1 I hate that I'm sharing the space with niggas that didn't buy this album and girly that didn't buy this album. Man, what album is this?

Speaker 1 I'm glad you can't vote, y'all.

Speaker 1 All right, we're starting. Let's find out what we're starting with first.
Amani, what album is this?

Speaker 1 Exactly. Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, it's back on the block. We're back on the block.

Speaker 1 Amani didn't know.

Speaker 1 Did you vote?

Speaker 1 Did you vote? I don't see a sticker. You voted in the jail.

Speaker 1 We got

Speaker 1 promised a lot

Speaker 1 of tomorrow.

Speaker 1 We know

Speaker 1 we'll last

Speaker 1 and last

Speaker 1 we never forego.

Speaker 1 Shout out to A-Rab,

Speaker 1 he did his thing on this.

Speaker 1 Damn, y'all know I wanted to hear that little Sax flute dude come in. That's my man.

Speaker 1 Quincy's gonna have a flute dude on standby for when one of these singer niggas gets stupid. All right, enough of you.
Flute dude.

Speaker 1 Mike check, Mike, check. Greatest podcast in the whole wide world.
Y'all know what time it is.

Speaker 1 Don't start telling me about them white podcasters with better numbers, man. I'm working with a corner of the Monopoly Boy.
All the niggas, my son is fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear that shit. If you niggas love white dudes, then change the channel.
Thought the yellows?

Speaker 1 Them niggas, bro.

Speaker 1 Some money down there in the blues and greens.

Speaker 1 The yellows will do some bad.

Speaker 1 I'll get you up out of here.

Speaker 1 In jail, right here. In jail right now.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? What episode is this? 773. Oh, let me sit up since I'm next to a non-voter.

Speaker 1 See what today is. They wanted to come in here and do all this karma shit.
Yo, you should have suppressed your voice. What the fuck? I haven't done a fucking thing except walk in the fucking room.
No.

Speaker 1 Right on the board. Because some of them people.

Speaker 1 Hey, some of them people whose names I punched in the voter registration thing was podcasters.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I know some of y'all names.

Speaker 1 Birthdays.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas ain't registered. Niggas been on their pod just chatting at Patty.
Talking about their coochie race. Yeah.
Oh, my lord, Lord, Lord. What episode? 773.

Speaker 1 Welcome to episode 773 of the Joe Button podcast, brought to you by a few, by Pal, by Prize, Pitts, Prize, Piss, Gang.

Speaker 1 I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. And I voted in my hood, I mean, that I was raised in, grew up in.
Still there. Yeah, I mean, I ain't go to no other.
I have to hit 95 to vote.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I have to drive to Virginia Beach. I didn't have to go headed toward North Carolina to vote.
I didn't have to see my cousins I grew up with to vote. I mean, I voted in my hood.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Joe Button

Speaker 1 here with a few people that we got to see where we stand after today.

Speaker 1 To my right, no voting sticker.

Speaker 1 Not registered.

Speaker 1 Just been having a voice part of the problem, not the solution. How?

Speaker 2 I haven't told anybody to vote any specific way. That's the problem.
I have just encouraged people to exercise their constitutional rights

Speaker 1 to vote.

Speaker 2 That's all I have to say.

Speaker 1 Who have you endorsed?

Speaker 2 I didn't endorse anybody.

Speaker 1 That's the problem. I got pit aside, they said.
Using your platform. Oh, I know whose side I'm on, but because I can't vote on it.
You're not on no side. A non-vote is a vote for the opposition.

Speaker 1 Mark Pikes.

Speaker 1 I heard Mark Lamont Hill.

Speaker 2 Mark Lamont Hill is joining us today. Hey!

Speaker 1 Yay!

Speaker 1 Yay!

Speaker 1 Moving right the fuck along.

Speaker 1 Brother Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 He got his voting voting stick on, so we good. We good.
Hey, now, whoever you voted for is your business. Me? Yes.
Oh, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 Like, as long as you voted, I'm not asking what you did when you go in the booth, you close the curtain. It don't matter if you got a panda to one side or another.

Speaker 1 You could go in there and pick somebody that nobody thinks you'll pick. And that's all right with me, my brother.
So I won't ask who you voted for. I appreciate that.
Who'd you vote for?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You asking me that is going to cause another divisive fight with my man. No, it's not.
It is. Why?

Speaker 1 Because that's where our beef comes from.

Speaker 1 Our other beef. Come on.
We got mad beefs. There's another one our beef.
I don't have any beef with you, but okay.

Speaker 1 Ice said he think that you voted for Trump. Ice don't think that.
Well, go ahead. And then I said, I think so, too.
You didn't look at him, Ice.

Speaker 1 You looked at me

Speaker 1 and said, wow, you really think that? And I said, yeah. And then you said, you think i voted for trump and now mark lamont is sounding like he think you voted for trump

Speaker 1 i have questions all right get them off no no that's the question i mean it wouldn't shock me is all i'm saying why because i'm hearing a lot of people say they're gonna vote for it's not you personally a lot of dudes especially black men i talked to i was in a barbershop just yesterday and at least three dudes Said that they voting for Trump.

Speaker 1 Or no, no, they didn't. They said they're not voting for Kamala.
So I'm assuming they're voting for Trump. They didn't seem like Green Party.
Was it the lemon tree?

Speaker 1 Lemon? What's that?

Speaker 1 Was that the barbershop? Nah, I don't know that. Is that like the lemon tree? Is that some fancy like suburban shit? I just moved here.
I just moved to Jersey. I'm not being in the mall.

Speaker 1 It's the white people's shit. Oh, that's like the haircuttery or some shit.
Okay. I scared him.

Speaker 1 With the supercut?

Speaker 1 Nah, I was, I was, matter of fact, I was in the barbershop and they was, they asked me if I knew Ish. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. And you just spoke to him last night again.
No, that's what I texted.

Speaker 1 That's what made me text him. I was in the barbershop.
They were telling Ish stories. They was like, that was the Uni Joke Button podcast.
I was like, yeah. They was like, oh, you know, tell Ish.

Speaker 1 I said, what up? I know Ish. I know Ish was back in the day.
But they were telling these fucking hood stories about Ish. So you drove to Virginia to get a haircut.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? What's going on? I was at Seven's Barbershop in

Speaker 1 South Orange. All right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Niggas said he was voting for Trump.

Speaker 1 So you wouldn't be surprised if I said I was voting because you've heard other black men say that. Yeah.
Yeah, more than normal. I'm not dumb.
That's true. I'm not dumb.
I look down on them.

Speaker 1 I frown upon them.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I don't know much about politics, but

Speaker 1 it is bad.

Speaker 1 I mean. Like, I'm not here to have the political back and forth, but.
Dumb.

Speaker 1 I just can't.

Speaker 1 I draw the line somewhere.

Speaker 1 I draw the line somewhere. Yo, you stupid.

Speaker 1 Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
So you think that's my bag?

Speaker 1 What? The R-word. You think that's my bag? I could side with them.
I think that you have a love for,

Speaker 1 how do I say this without getting you to attack me for real? Conservatism?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thank you. I don't even know what that means.
I think you have a love for conservatism that I don't.

Speaker 1 Again, I can't even reply because I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 And I don't know how to explain it, so we're at impasse. Cool.

Speaker 1 Do you believe in like traditional family values?

Speaker 1 I think that's bullshit. I think that the tradition, the traditional family values that people speak of, they sway them at their convenience.

Speaker 1 So I don't think that shit is real. So you might not be a conservative.

Speaker 1 I'm not a conservative. Tough on the economy, big military, all that stuff.
I'm not conservative at all. So why is he, why is he, why does he do that to you?

Speaker 1 Ask him again, my brother. Go ahead.
Ask him again. Oh, their bonding is going to be.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to play therapist.

Speaker 1 Not the therapist with this weekend, but the kind of therapist that, you know what I mean? For like married couples.

Speaker 1 We'll have to leave.

Speaker 1 It's all good in the honeymoon stage.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think that you maybe have a love for, I think that somebody could get you with, yo, I could lower your taxes. They can't lower my taxes.
I think somebody could say that to you and get you.

Speaker 1 They can't. I'm smart enough to know better.
One, they can't lower my taxes. I'm not in the 1%.

Speaker 1 I think you might be one of people to say, all right. The economy was better.
Not me. I came in here and argued that three years ago, four years ago, I argued the other side of that.

Speaker 1 It's all right, though, doggie. You can paint.
Keep going, Bob Ross.

Speaker 1 I know, Bob Ross.

Speaker 1 Keep paying.

Speaker 1 And I didn't ask who you voted for because that's your choice. I know.
As long as you vote. You voted.

Speaker 1 My body, my choice. That's it.
There you go. That's it.

Speaker 1 Brother Freeze is here with us today. Man, what's happening? What's happening? With a sticker.
With the sticker.

Speaker 1 I wasn't in the booth with him. I wasn't in the booth.
Oh, yeah. He was in New York.
They had no booth. Yo, Newark gave out the little stickers? Yeah.
Everybody's still.

Speaker 1 They had little stickers. They cut costs on everything.
Yo, what the fuck, bro?

Speaker 1 Yes, move

Speaker 1 when you don't circle the money back and funnel the money back into the city. Don't do that.
Don't do that. Hey, yo, my man.
Stop.

Speaker 1 Stop. Brother Parks is with us, Elmira's finest.
My time town made the news too, man. Really? What happened? Peanut the squirrel.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Peanut the Squirrel. That was so fucked up.
That's foul.

Speaker 1 And the raccoon. And Fred the raccoon.
God damn it.

Speaker 1 My man rescued a squirrel, and the squirrel bit someone. They had to put the squirrel.
The squirrel's got a million followers on Instagram. So

Speaker 1 the squirrel's popping. And they had a raccoon.
What's the squirrel name? Peanut. Peanut.
And peanut bit somebody. Yeah, but like

Speaker 1 he's a squirrel. Just nibble.
What town is this?

Speaker 1 It was Pine City, but that's a suburb of Elmar. You know what my man Peanut did?

Speaker 1 An at least Peanut and Fred.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, Peanut.

Speaker 1 Look at the shit that makes the news. I know.
Because I didn't starve and they're going to put Peanut and Fred a Pan. Peanut down, boy.

Speaker 1 I'm an animal lover, so rest in peace to Peanut.

Speaker 1 And Fred. I just, and Fred.

Speaker 1 I just would have liked to hear some of them same sentiments from white people when the police rolled up in Brooklyn to take the pond that they

Speaker 1 hood niggas were. Oh, that little koi pond.
Yeah, they cemented over that police widow there scooped them little dead fish out

Speaker 1 them white people came and just started filming you see me on the pond huh yeah yes yeah

Speaker 1 what yeah

Speaker 2 they cemented up the koi pond yes white people were like in Brooklyn this is terrible this was somewhere

Speaker 1 a shining beacon of hope for our neighborhood

Speaker 1 it was a big deal mad fish they was coming out the hood niggas feeding them every morning

Speaker 1 them white people killed the shit out of them fish

Speaker 1 You can't niggas have no joy.

Speaker 1 You ain't giving you a shit. But they came back and rebuilt it, bigger and better.
Some bigger fish in there. And hopefully the cops don't treat the fish like black people.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Going there, threw a little side nine in the pool.

Speaker 1 That's how Central Park was built.

Speaker 1 Bro, you in your bag? You in your bag? The political party. You in your bag?

Speaker 1 Yo. Got you.
Yo, who thought of that one? That's ill. Well,

Speaker 1 Forget it. It's quality land right here.
You niggas got.

Speaker 1 What? They're not going to do it for that. Game option.
Yo.

Speaker 1 You better get out of here by 7.30. That's an option.

Speaker 1 You can leave now.

Speaker 1 Don't be here when we come back. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 It's a fool. It's a mask at all.

Speaker 1 Oh, my lord. Did I introduce people? Yes.
No, no, you stopped at party. But it's okay.

Speaker 1 The gang is here, man. Everybody's here.
All these niggas. Corey ain't bowling.
He talking to him.

Speaker 1 Erickson, I'll keep it quiet.

Speaker 1 He doesn't have on a sticker.

Speaker 1 That's all I'll say about that. There's a lot of non-stickers over there.

Speaker 1 All of the fucking black people that have been screaming Trump, Trump, Trump, all of my niggas, y'all ain't gonna vote. Y'all just been talking that Trump shit.

Speaker 1 And y'all buddy and buddying up with the white non-voters as if it's gonna have the same effect. Y'all the niggas gonna get killed.
Them white niggas is gonna be chilling somewhere.

Speaker 1 Soon as Trump get in. I hate to tell you.
They They bringing out the new bow and arrows and everything. The asshole in me kind of want him to win.

Speaker 1 So I could look at every person I argue with and be like, now what? What changed for you now? Now what, you fucking idiot? Now what?

Speaker 1 By the time y'all listen to this podcast, we might know something. This is going to come down to a tiny little town,

Speaker 1 Chattanooga.

Speaker 1 Pennsylvania, they say it's going to be the one. It's going to be Philly.
They said Pennsylvania

Speaker 1 that really sets it off.

Speaker 1 Still, even with Meek's endorsement?

Speaker 1 He endorsed it the day before. That's good, though.
That's good. You don't want people to forget.

Speaker 1 I was about to say the people who would listen to Meek are probably not going to remember two weeks later. That's racial.
That's true. That's a good point.
So that's definitely racial.

Speaker 1 It's young people. We're prisoners of the moment.
You know what I mean? We don't even remember who won.

Speaker 1 So I'm glad Meek said something. Shout out to Meek.
I'm glad he said something. I'm glad he spoke out.
And I'm glad he made his voice heard.

Speaker 1 Because now I think there are a lot of people who weren't going to come out and now they're going to come out to the polls. That's a good point.
Yeah, I respect that.

Speaker 1 Pennsylvania is crucial. Pennsylvania is crucial.
And Philadelphia is crucial because white people don't elect Democrats. Black people do.
Brown people do. Like, no Democratic president,

Speaker 1 no Democrat has won the presidency with a majority of white votes since the 1960s. So if you win the presidency as a Democrat, you got to get a lot of black people and a lot of brown people.

Speaker 1 So in Pennsylvania, that's Pittsburgh. I'm just pointing you to the Steelers fan.
Pittsburgh, that's Philly. In Ohio, it's going to be places like Columbus, Cleveland.

Speaker 1 So you got to get people out in Detroit

Speaker 1 to win Michigan. So I'm I'm glad I want all the rappers to be coming out telling people to come out and vote.
I agree. That's exactly who we need to hear from during this critical time.

Speaker 1 No, I agree with that. Unfortunately, they have some influence.
Yeah, that's what they're listening to. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't even want them to tell people who to vote for. I don't need no political analysis.
I just want them to tell people to show up to the polls. Just show up.
Yeah, just vote.

Speaker 1 Yep, just get out and show up.

Speaker 1 I agree. I agree.

Speaker 1 Chef G said, I endorse Trump. It ain't nothing none of y'all gonna do about it.

Speaker 1 What you gonna do about it? What you gonna do about it? Hey, you mad? What's up? Come on.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm not fighting nobody over my political beliefs. At all.
At all. Nah, nigga, I would be in bed.
It's too old. Are you crazy?

Speaker 1 Gotta really weigh what the fight is about

Speaker 1 before it breaks out.

Speaker 1 Seriously. Is this worth it?

Speaker 1 No. Most times, no.
No. Man, my elbow has been hurting for two weeks for nothing you think

Speaker 1 nobody can fight

Speaker 1 you think about him fighting a motherfucker for no reason for nothing bro because we disagree just woke up

Speaker 1 before before any of that just god put breath in your lungs and that is a new aching ailment no bullshit picked up a pant off the stove the other day and if you just wait four days it might leave for no on its own no bullshit we old

Speaker 1 up bro yeah i'm good i just know somebody the other day 40s is kicking my ass

Speaker 1 it's different than they said it would be, even with money. No, I told you.
Money ain't helping.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They ain't making nothing better. Atrophy.
40s, you look good, but you feel bad. Yeah, yeah.
Why are you looking at me like that?

Speaker 2 I'm just looking at you because you know you can do something about that, right?

Speaker 1 You want to come work out with me? Yes, of course.

Speaker 2 Because I work out regularly, so, you know, like we could just help.

Speaker 1 Oh, is that what you were implying? I didn't know. You're saying I need to work out.
You do. I mean, I agree with that.
We have to. Yes.
I agree with that. That's totally use it or lose it.

Speaker 1 Invest in my.

Speaker 1 Don't do that again.

Speaker 1 Don't say that again to me.

Speaker 1 My nigga. Don't tell me to use it or lose it.
But it should draw up. You gotta tell me to use it or lose it.
It shouldn't draw up. That is true.

Speaker 1 Listen. Even if you write, please don't say use it or lose it to me.

Speaker 1 That was crazy. But I do believe that.
We do need to invest in our health. Corey got me some fucking trainer I got to see at 6 a.m.
Stupid in the face.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know how you look.
I'm talking about my face. Oh, it's a dude trainer.

Speaker 1 I would think so. I didn't know.
I wasn't trying to be funny.

Speaker 1 But you were. Or I wasn't.
But it wasn't. I wasn't.
I'm dead. Oh, dog.
I would have a female or a male trainer. It ain't matter.
Mel, you're right, but I'm just talking about some of those natural.

Speaker 1 ailments that come when you are in your 40s. Like, I've broken a foot.
I've broken a hand. Like, I've broken bones.
Exercise can help all that shit. And exercise helps all of us.

Speaker 1 Y'all mute up while I shoot him out.

Speaker 1 I've broken bones. All of the things that people who do manual work, like, have to get out and get it themselves, experience.

Speaker 1 Or your bones is probably in place.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 I've broken nothing. For the most part.
Reaching for a wallet or purse.

Speaker 2 That's funny.

Speaker 2 So you're implying that I've never

Speaker 1 had anything managed. You're still like a newborn.
I've never had any hair. You're still newborn, beauty.

Speaker 1 Skin

Speaker 1 soft as dove.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 2 So basically, you're saying that you can tell when rain is coming.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Hell yeah. Oh, that is a fact for sure.
Days away. I got you.
Days away. So when this ankle starts, I'm like, oh, yeah.
Oh, and

Speaker 1 as soon as I finish this prize pick ad,

Speaker 1 we're going to talk about the rain.

Speaker 1 As soon as I finish this ad, we're going to talk about the rain. For you fucking idiots and imbeciles out there that did what you did.
And it's coming up. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Before we get to Lil Wayne Fest,

Speaker 1 let me just talk to to him real quick. All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show, prize picks.
I ain't screaming it because I got polyps on my shit.

Speaker 1 And last time I screamed it, my voice and my throat pause was fucked up for days. Damn.
You got polyps? Yes. See, back to that work.
Yeah. I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 Is that why you left us the other day? The Irish goodbye?

Speaker 1 I left. I didn't.
Irish goodbye. I waved.

Speaker 2 Did he, was it an Irish goodbye? I waved.

Speaker 1 I dapped everybody on the side.

Speaker 1 I was waving it right there.

Speaker 1 I did like this, my salute. And

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 and then your salty ass went home and hit the group chat and said, ah. What'd you say in the group chat? That's why you don't need to be in the group chat.
I thought that was.

Speaker 1 I thought y'all were going to be a group of people.

Speaker 1 There's a group chat?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. There is.

Speaker 1 This is awkward.

Speaker 1 There's a group chat.

Speaker 1 We got to add more to the group. I mentioned it like two weeks ago, y'all.
Everybody got quiet. Yo, I ain't in the group chat neither.
Well, it's a different reason. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But you got an Android. He got an Android.
You can't come in the group chat. I thought he might be able to come now.
Pause. He can.
We don't want to. Pause.
Well,

Speaker 1 I could have been in the group chat. Well, no, because

Speaker 1 you can't fuck it up when he's in there. We don't want to see a green bubble.
I got an iPhone, so

Speaker 1 come on in. And I'm on the show.
Hey, yo, grow up, my nigga. The green bubble don't stop nothing.
Yes, it does.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. It literally does.

Speaker 1 It literally does, though. You got it, bro.
It stops my conversation. I know.

Speaker 1 Fuck the fuck. It got to be a phone call for the ball.
Fuck that bubble. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to call me, bro. The passing of information.
Yeah, no, call me. Green bubble, Virginia voting.

Speaker 1 It's all adding up. Yeah, I just don't know.
I just don't know.

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Let's hit him for more than two passing touchdowns. Oh, my trade.

Speaker 1 My Kareem Hunt, Jaden Reed trade, kicking me in the ass already.

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Pook and the cool with two points and punch somebody in the face to get ejected. Told you to stay pat.
I'm going with Luke. You did.
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Speaker 1 The white man was right.

Speaker 1 Yo, they was right.

Speaker 1 Yo, you wow.

Speaker 1 My text has been blowing up all week. Yeah, I'm sure.
And I have not replied to any of them.

Speaker 1 They think I died.

Speaker 1 For real. What? They was hitting me individually.
Then this morning they hit the group chat. Like, anybody heard from Joe? Is Joe okay? Kareem Hunt look like he's 20.

Speaker 1 I didn't even watch the game. Bro, he looked

Speaker 1 I put the Knicks on like that would make me feel better. No,

Speaker 1 watch them.

Speaker 1 He was a man out there playing with kids. Watch them lose to the Rockets.

Speaker 1 Watch the Knicks lose right to the Rockets, them young boys out there

Speaker 1 and that white Australian Sungela. Sungun.
Whatever his name is. Senguen or something.
Fucking Knicks.

Speaker 1 I mean, it could be worse. Our star player could have pushed the reporter into a locker.
All right. Wow.
All right. All right.
Wow. All right.
It could have been worse. All right.
That's not worth it.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. That wasn't shooting at nobody.

Speaker 1 Wait, you condoning that?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yes.
I'm condoning that. I'm with it.
I'm condoning that. You're not condoning that? I don't think you should put your hands hands on a woman ever.
It wasn't a woman. Oh, I'll throw the hater.

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Speaker 1 Let me tell you what all of you idiots did.

Speaker 1 Honestly. I thought he said it was good for you niggas, too.
I can't believe y'all. I tried to tell y'all, but y'all, you know, y'all call me gloomy.
Y'all call me moody.

Speaker 1 Y'all call me sad and depressed and all of this other shit.

Speaker 1 But now, New York is under a drought watch.

Speaker 1 Where is my shit?

Speaker 1 In a minute.

Speaker 1 Because we have no rain,

Speaker 1 they're telling us a few things we have to do now.

Speaker 1 Such as, where is it? I can't find it, but I know it off the head. Here we go.
I found it. All right.

Speaker 1 Mayor Eric Adams announced a citywide drought watch in NYC after October recorded the lowest rainfall on record. Residents can help

Speaker 1 conserve water by avoiding unnecessary toilet flushes.

Speaker 1 Leave that dookie right in there.

Speaker 1 That shit's too

Speaker 1 dookie gumbo. Couple of y'all going there.
Saying, yo, if it's brown, flush it down. Oh, shit.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
That's the hood rules. What? Wait.

Speaker 1 Y'all never seen that? Y'all never heard that before? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You never heard that before.
That's hood rules. I never heard that.
Hell no.

Speaker 1 You heard that and not look a gift horse in the mouth?

Speaker 1 You heard him say the same shit. Well, he's from Philly.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They water's bad.

Speaker 1 They didn't have a lot of water to begin with. They like flinting us and shit.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You, though.

Speaker 1 What? I can't believe y'all. Just the other day I took a shit.
The automatic flush happened before I was done wiping. I saw bait that shit again.
I hit the double flush.

Speaker 1 You part of the problem.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm about to say they're talking to you.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, I'd rather flush my shit a million times than have, I'm in New York for four seasons. I don't want all of this sunny shit.
This shit is horrible. It's depressing me.

Speaker 1 I want all the sunny shit.

Speaker 1 They're advising us to take shorter showers. No.

Speaker 1 Now, my girls are like, I don't shower enough anyway. But

Speaker 1 I don't think your girls should watch the amount of times you shower during the week either.

Speaker 1 You don't shower. There's a reason why she might

Speaker 1 her pH and shit like that. You don't shower daily? Hey, in the suspect challenge.
Daily. In the suspect challenge,

Speaker 1 one of the girls said,

Speaker 1 Purp only brushes his teeth when he's leaving the house.

Speaker 1 I finally seen him shit.

Speaker 1 Dog, I was dying.

Speaker 1 Some of them shit is funny. Some of them shit is funny.
Some of them are funny. Some of them is hilarious.
I caught an agent couple the other day. I saved it.
Like, they funny.

Speaker 1 I like couples that roast each other.

Speaker 1 Take short of showers. Promptly repair leaks.
That's for y'all that comes from poverty. And-ish.

Speaker 1 Says the person who had a massive leak in his house. Right.

Speaker 1 Several. For weeks.

Speaker 1 And it wasn't fixed promptly. Yeah, not at all.
Not running the faucet while brushing teeth or shaving.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm just telling y'all. I'll do that.
If I had to make the choice,

Speaker 1 I choose all of these things over sun till December. Yeah, I want some rain.
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 We need some rain. We need some rain.
It's time.

Speaker 1 Let us flush our toilet like we're in America.

Speaker 1 Yeah, y'all fuck me up. So y'all just let the piss sit there? That's crazy.
And with that. How many people?

Speaker 1 Wait, no, no. No, no.
And dapped.

Speaker 1 That's cool that they grew up like that, but they're 50 and dapped over that. I want to change the things that black men dapp over.

Speaker 1 How many people pissed before you? Yellow, let it mellow. Joe.
And my Antoine.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, please. Let me answer, please.
Dog, I don't do that in my home. No, no, Mark was answering.
You shouldn't do it in anyone's home.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, we have enough bathrooms that I don't have to share my

Speaker 1 toilet with nobody. Okay.
If it's brown, you flush it down always.

Speaker 1 But to say, to preserve water and to be good to the environment, yeah, you could you could get a few a few niggas so that water bill used to be lower. Niggas used to rock out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just flushing shit down. I don't have to do that.
Oh, y'all come from the real park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I must have had a good conversation. They come from the ghost face, all I got is you, Poppy.

Speaker 1 That was my song, too, but some of the shit in there I could not relate to.

Speaker 1 You flush whatever you want it. You flush when you use the bathroom.
I'm just willy-nilly with it.

Speaker 1 Yes. yeah.
Wow. Might give a courtesy flush if I'm in there fucking it up bad enough.
Again, shit's a whole other thing. If you had to do a courtesy flush,

Speaker 2 they're just talking about urination. Just urination.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I flush it.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to be able to do that. I'll be racing the shit.

Speaker 2 So, do you like flush in the middle of the night?

Speaker 1 Too?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Because that could be a time where you just kind of let it rock.

Speaker 1 You better let that thing rock, man. And let your entire bathroom smell like urine.
Well, close the lid. Close the lid.
You think that stops a urine smelling?

Speaker 1 Where you got your doctorate from your loud ass toilet? Something's wrong with you. Where you get his doctorate from?

Speaker 1 That don't quite work like that.

Speaker 1 You get a little spray, you good? You ain't never flushed it. They try to hurry up and finish before the water goes down.
Like you race the shit. Yeah.
But I was six. I ain't 12.
I see. Yes, you are.

Speaker 1 Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
It's the six-year-olds that you got to remind to flush the toilet. If you don't use it, you lose it.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
And I read a little meme because that's where I get all my info from as a 44-year-old. And I read a little meme that said, Men are supposed to sit down and piss

Speaker 1 because of how the piss bounces up. And it targeted the four spots that men typically aim for in the toilet and how the piss bounces up.

Speaker 1 It looks like the films. They cut the blue lights.

Speaker 1 They cut the blue lights on the water. That shit is nasty.
That shit was nasty. Yo, as in, you said close the lid before you flush the toilet.
Why are we not civilized? I never do that. I want to.

Speaker 1 No, you're supposed to. I washed it.
Because they said the fecal matter and all that shit jumps out the bowl, too. The same way.
Spray. Just sit and pee.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I do it. Dude.
Oh, I do it.

Speaker 1 I know the jokes are going to be popping. I know the jokes are going to pop up.
I've never sat and pee. I have to pee.
If I thought I had the shit.

Speaker 1 I might have thought, oh, I ain't really had the shit. Yo, I'm such a bitch.
Yo, my nigga. My nigga sit down.
That's because you ain't tried it yet.

Speaker 1 As you get these 40-year-old knees, you know, you be standing up tired and shit. Sam, if it's four o'clock in the morning when I walk in the bathroom and I'm my.
I'm sitting. My contacts is all...

Speaker 1 Nigga. Take your contacts off.

Speaker 1 And you pee at four in the morning, like when the bitches do.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Four in the morning when the bitches wake up and gotta go pee. Nigga, when you get a certain age, you get up and pee.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you better get your ass up and pee. Two years, I want to hear your fucking mouth.
My nigga, you don't piss in the middle of the night? Not when my girl is pissing.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Do you piss in the middle of the night? Not when she's pissing. If your girl's not there.

Speaker 1 No. I piss when I wake up like a real man.
That's all right. No, no, no.
Tom got it. Like a real man with girth.
Try that shit.

Speaker 1 Keep trying that shit. Your fucking prostitute.

Speaker 1 That's for the niggas without girth, I think.

Speaker 1 That nigga gonna be pissing on themselves.

Speaker 1 And you do wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning. That's for the skinny niggas.

Speaker 1 Y'all don't got the room to hold the piss. They gotta rush.
Rush to it.

Speaker 1 That motherfucking piss is gonna hit your ass. You gonna be like, oh, shit.
Yeah. You gonna be able to hold it? Watch.
Watch me. Yeah.
Nigga, have a a wet dream like a man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a different kind of wet dream, man.

Speaker 1 Hey, have a wet dream like a man.

Speaker 1 What is wrong with these people?

Speaker 1 What a wet dream.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 For real. A yellow wet dream.
That is disgusting. We don't have the girth.
Can we have some decorum here? We can try. You

Speaker 1 know what?

Speaker 1 Oh, what?

Speaker 1 All right, so Hot Boys Reunion. Hot Boys Big Time.
Tossing it to our number one hot Boy. Number one starter right there.
Take it away.

Speaker 1 Take it away, buddy. Yeah, over the weekend, Wayne had his, I forget what year this is now, but it's his.

Speaker 1 2025. No.

Speaker 1 It's not.

Speaker 1 And it's not. And it's not.
It's not even that.

Speaker 1 Like, how many years he's done it, I mean. But he had his Louisiana festival out in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 The advertised part was. The Hot Boys and the Big Timers were all reuniting on stage.

Speaker 1 Y'all know BG came home last year, so he's missed the previous festivals.

Speaker 1 They had the little shit at Essence Fest where they had a Hot Boys reunion without Wayne.

Speaker 1 So now this time they all came out and they were doing old records from the Guerrilla Warfare album, from Juvie's first album, from BG early albums. Like this was...
They all used to be in a group.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 You know, Big Timers albums. This was shit.
Like, me, myself, I was in the crib going crazy. I loved every minute of this.

Speaker 1 They went through the hits, and then, you know, they left the stage, and then Wayne came back and soloed that shit out, and he smoked it.

Speaker 1 Unpopular opinion. What, that he smoked it?

Speaker 1 But he smoked it. He did a good Lil Wayne job.

Speaker 1 But... Yeah, it feels a little bit disrespectful.
It would carry off. Look, I enjoyed it because I'm a Lil Wayne fan.
Uh-huh. Don't sound like it.
And I enjoyed the reunion.

Speaker 1 I thought that was the best part, even more so than the Lil Wayne thing. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 I think where it went off the rails for me just a little bit is that people started talking about, you know, this is why he should be at the Super Bowl. This is proof.
This is an epic performance.

Speaker 1 It wasn't an epic performance at all. It was, I mean, the sound was kind of bad.
You know, he didn't forget the lyrics, but the teleprompter. There was a teleprompter.

Speaker 1 I don't like, I saw everybody, yeah, you said he can't remember his lyrics. There's a big-ass teleprompter that did, it was karaoke.
For the most part, not a shot at Wayne.

Speaker 1 Not saying that he stood there reading the lyrics, but you have that reminder there in real time so you could look at the screen and you know keep your pace.

Speaker 1 Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about none of that Super Bowl. I'm just saying for this show, for a

Speaker 1 was it a good performance or did you just like the songs he made? Yeah, I like both.

Speaker 1 I just like the songs. I like the songs.
I liked everybody there.

Speaker 1 The moment I liked Master P coming out on stage, being one of the ones to, after the mayor gave him the key to the city, Master P,

Speaker 1 you do know who gives away the key. He did get a key though.
He did get a key.

Speaker 1 He got a key to thing. And he got a day.
He got a key thing. He got a key.
And he got two days.

Speaker 1 He got two days.

Speaker 1 Wayne, whatever. Yeah, they gave him two days.
That's what's up. So I like these moments of.

Speaker 2 I don't have a day. I was about to say, do you have a day?

Speaker 1 Oh, you got to get a day. Can you vote?

Speaker 1 So what I say, I'm going to let you ride. But when I'm saying he killed it, the song selection was great.

Speaker 1 They sounded...

Speaker 1 I rapped along with the songs. I ain't miss a beat.
He picked mixtape records, album cuts,

Speaker 1 commercial singles. Like he touched everything, Paul's, that you would want to see from Wayne.

Speaker 1 So I say he killed that.

Speaker 1 Now, when you enter that Super Bowl conversation that everybody has,

Speaker 1 I say if you look at this and still think that he would have done great at the Super Bowl, you're lying to yourself.

Speaker 1 Why? It's a contradiction. No, no, no.
No, it is. This is great for this stage, not that stage.

Speaker 1 It's like saying somebody could do something real good here, but if you put them on another platform or something, it won't translate the same. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So regionally, it works. Nationally, it would not.

Speaker 1 This was great for Luayne. This was great for New Orleans.
This was great for his festival. This was great for this moment.

Speaker 1 I don't think that this same moment translates to the worldwide audience that the Super Bowl brings,

Speaker 1 which has been my critique about Wayne's Super Bowl from the Rip.

Speaker 1 He does not have the records

Speaker 1 for the Super Bowl. Now, remove the Super Bowl.
I can still acknowledge that this was great to see. This was a moment.
This was historic.

Speaker 1 And I loved it. So culturally, it was dope.
But you said he smoked the performance. He smoked that entire

Speaker 1 Louisiana Festival concert. He smoked the sequencing.
I want to know.

Speaker 1 It may be tough for some people to remove the Super Bowl aspect when he's up there doing his Super Bowl speech.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to play that now. I hated this.
But go ahead.

Speaker 1 During my lifetime, the first Super Bowl was here.

Speaker 1 I made Charlotte tickets at the beginning of the season.

Speaker 1 And you know, I did the same when I moved to Miami. And I was wishing my team make it.
And guess who made it that year? The motherfucking Saints.

Speaker 1 They won't make it this year. Don't worry about that.
And that's not his team.

Speaker 1 He's a Packers fan. Not him Packers.
I was able to bring my family and other people from New Orleans. And they had a fucking ball.

Speaker 1 That moment I said to myself, I want to be on stage for the Super Bowl one day in front of my mom. mom.

Speaker 1 And I worked my ass off to get that fucking position

Speaker 1 away from me. I hate this.
But this motherfucking moment right here.

Speaker 1 They can't take that, man. They can't take that from me.

Speaker 1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for yourself for being amazing.

Speaker 1 I hated every time why didn't you

Speaker 1 why didn't you like that moment

Speaker 1 you're playing a victim role damn near what if he feels like a victim how would you feel like well there's one part we don't know because i don't like when he keeps when he says this was snatched from me right i don't like that

Speaker 1 we haven't seen anything now whether he had a conversation behind the scenes with hove or somebody who told him he might be in the running or considered for it we don't know we never saw the shortlist we never saw anything where they said you had the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 So what is snatched from you? It was assumed by you and a lot of your fans and a lot of the public.

Speaker 1 Like I told y'all, right last year after the game, when they announced New Orleans and everything, we started to see the memes go around. Oh, they got to pick Wayne.
They got to pick Wayne.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of people, I think Wayne himself believed that. Yeah, they got to pick me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think that's not snatched away from me. That's entitlement.
I don't believe. Well,

Speaker 1 he may be entitled, so I don't want to sound like I'm arguing that.

Speaker 1 And maybe I don't like this announcement either, but I don't think he's operating off of what fans and memes said. I agree with that, too.
I mean, he couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 I think that he had, no, but I think it's based from something. It's based on, I feel like me, I ain't spoke to nobody.
I ain't got no facts.

Speaker 1 I think he did. I think he definitely spoke to Hove or somebody on that board that's in charge of that.

Speaker 1 I think they may have told him, laid out a guideline of things that the person they pick has to accomplish and do.

Speaker 1 I think he might have went and went about trying to check some of the things off that list.

Speaker 1 And maybe he didn't like how he found out the news that Kendrick was performing, which is maybe you found out when the rest of us found out.

Speaker 1 And if that happened,

Speaker 1 then I could see him feeling like or feeling bold enough to say, hey, it was snatched from me. I don't think he's just working off of this was in New Orleans, I'm me.
This should happen.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think that the Dr. Dre L.A.
situation got people starting to associate artists with town.

Speaker 1 But that's a ridiculous way to pick somebody. You want to pick the biggest, hottest, most important artist at that moment or a legend.

Speaker 1 I don't want somebody because if someone comes to Philly, I don't assume Pink is going to be there or Beanie Siegel or, you know, or Meek Miller, whoever.

Speaker 1 Whoever the biggest person is, that's who I want. And I think we shouldn't even start to think about associating the artists with the town, especially for for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 And I feel like amongst artists, I mean, or in entertainment, a lot of things can get lost in translation. A lot of things could get,

Speaker 1 it's the phone game. By the time this message get to you, how it got to you versus what really happened, there's a chance for some slippage.
True. Very true.
Happens every day.

Speaker 1 I'd like to see Wayne part of a performance in New Orleans. I think that would be amazing.
I don't think he should be headlining a performance in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 And I feel like all the speeches and monologues monologues is taking him even out of consideration for being part of any of that.

Speaker 2 But I feel like that's a deal breaker. He's not going to be a part of the performance.
He is the performance.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And that's wild to me.
If Kendrick was going to bring out Wayne, he should come out. I mean, that'd be, to me, a crowning achievement.
Kendrick was not bringing out Wayne. It's a for example.

Speaker 1 You know, he wasn't, but it's a for example, although it would be kind of ill. I think Wayne wouldn't come out.
I think Kendrick might have been out.

Speaker 1 But the same way Wayne is documented in interviews saying, if I get my chance at the Super Bowl, that's my spotlight. And I'm not, I don't plan on sharing it with everybody.

Speaker 1 I think people feel like that.

Speaker 1 I don't think they feel like that. Yeah, but I don't think Kendrick.
Like Kendrick already shared the stage with all of these millions of people in LA. But that's, that's my point.
It's my turn.

Speaker 1 It's my time to shine now. So it's almost like paying your dues a little bit, not saying Wayne has to, but if Kendrick had that mindset, there's no saying that he gets this shot.

Speaker 1 Whereas, no, I'm not letting nobody bring me out. Like, I'm not sharing the stage with nobody.
You get what I'm saying? So, yeah, I'll play this role today.

Speaker 1 I'll sit here and let y'all bring me out today. But when my time come, then I can do that.
Yeah, it's a good point. But if,

Speaker 1 so you're saying if Kendrick would have had

Speaker 1 a mentor.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's saying he played the game. I think he had no choice.
He did have no choice. I mean, you have a choice always, but if Dr.
Dre, you're from L.A. and Dr.

Speaker 1 Dre and Snoop call you and say, yo, I want you to perform in the Super Bowl with us, that is celebrating and highlighting Los Angeles, you get your ass on that stage. Right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It's sort of as simple as that, though. But, but let's just, let's just, for this sake.
Now, all right, great. Dre and Snoop called.
I accepted it. Now they got to go run it up a board.

Speaker 1 That board says yes to me, Kendrick. So now I have the opportunity to do that.
A thousand percent. We don't know that that's the case with Wayne.
Oh, no, no, no. I know.
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 We don't know if there's even

Speaker 1 something or somebody blocking him from that door being open. No, I'm not even speaking to, I'm just speaking to us saying that Wayne might have the mindset of, I don't want to share that stage.

Speaker 1 I just want it to be me. Like we said, if Kendrick were to even invite him, he may not go.
I say that's a mistake. I say, hey, go.

Speaker 1 You get what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Your Super Bowl might not have to be New Orleans. So what? You might get the Super Bowl two years from now in fucking Detroit somewhere or something.

Speaker 1 Still fire. Yeah.
That's my thing. It's just people attach the city to that because, like Mark said, because of the L.A.
situation, people attach it, okay, it's New Orleans. It has to be this.

Speaker 1 Oh, next year is Atlanta. It got to be somebody from.
No, it don't. It ain't never.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
That's all.

Speaker 1 And it might just not be that. Because I think everybody wants this to be a conspiracy.
You know, there's the philosophical principle. Sometimes the simplest explanation

Speaker 1 is the most likely one. Like, maybe people just don't think he'd be good.

Speaker 1 That's what.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to say that, but yeah, I wouldn't necessarily say that. Kendrick just had the best year, damn now, out of any musician out.
But take Kendrick off the table.

Speaker 1 Do you think Lil Wayne will put on a good Super Bowl-level performance?

Speaker 1 I say no. I think he has the ability to do so.
I think the Super Bowl is 13 minutes.

Speaker 1 And I think that if Wayne took the Super Bowl performance seriously, as I think he would, I think that Wayne could put on a 13-minute performance. That would be dope.

Speaker 1 I don't think the time is the problem. I think, again, the performance aspect for the Super Bowl and the records that you need for the Super Bowl, I don't think Wayne has that.

Speaker 1 For the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl.
We got to agree. You should have to just...

Speaker 1 We got to reiterate. Especially if he brings in no pop stars.
Because he got some features with pop stars that you can bring on, but then you got to bring the pop star on.

Speaker 1 He don't want to do that. I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze to continue the shit on

Speaker 1 the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, you act like this is the end. Like, my nigga, you could get a Super Bowl next year or the year after or whatever the case may be.
Yeah, I would want to keep the door open no matter how

Speaker 1 much. I want to burn that bridge right now.

Speaker 1 Not now. It's burnt.

Speaker 1 Not while they re-upped Hove to

Speaker 1 run the decision making for the next however many years. Nah.

Speaker 1 I think I'm still at that point.

Speaker 1 And we don't know how true it is or not, but I take that in this conversation too, what the dude said that was with the Grammys. Like, yo, we had Wayne.
He didn't show up for the rehearsals.

Speaker 1 He didn't like... Once you start to get that type of

Speaker 1 performance, this big. And this is the Super Bowl.
So once that is attached to you, oh, yeah, nah, we can't fuck. I just don't like it.
Because it's borderline a shot.

Speaker 1 Not that he would be shooting personally. I just think it kind of discredits what Kendrick has done all year.
That's why I don't like it. Well, that's important, too.
That's why I don't like it.

Speaker 1 Like, dog, Kendrick Lamar had a hell of a year.

Speaker 1 and and we want to highlight that i just think that it it discredits that that's what i that's what i don't really like about it like i see i see wayne doing all this he's gonna put himself on the kanye list to me when it comes to the super bowl

Speaker 1 kanye would smoke the super bowl but they would never give him the opportunity because now it's like we don't know what we're gonna get i mean he got the music he got the show we know that yeah but now We don't know what else we're going to get with you.

Speaker 1 And with Wayne, we don't know. You're sitting here.

Speaker 1 I don't think he's so much just so yeah, Kanye is a whole other level

Speaker 1 putting it over there. You get on the wrong side of them people, you will never get that shot.

Speaker 2 Different reasons for unpredictability, but still the same outcome, yeah.

Speaker 1 But one's like,

Speaker 1 I'm just saying one, you know, what that show would look like, that's why I don't like it. Yeah, you know what that Kanye Super Bowl show would look like.
1000%, it will be one of the best.

Speaker 1 It will be one of the best ever.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 oh, you said one of the best, one of the best ever. He don't have a purple ring,

Speaker 1 He might not need it, Joe. No, that's why I agree.
He won't need it. So he'll be one of the best.
But ring Purple Rain when he was doing Purple Rain on a Purple Guitar.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was definitely top three. Yeah, yeah, that was top four.
No, no.

Speaker 1 What's your number one? Madonna? What happened?

Speaker 1 What's your number one? Kingle Pop. Michael Jackson.
You heard of him? The King of Pop.

Speaker 1 When he had the whole fucking stadium singing, We Are the World, had fucking kids from Africa flowing in, dropping down.

Speaker 1 Pandering. All right.

Speaker 1 Michael Jackson? There you go. Michael Jackson.
Get him started. Michael Jackson was Pander King.
We're not doing that today.

Speaker 1 We're not. Yeah, we're not.
We're not. That would be a good idea.
No, terrible idea.

Speaker 1 No, imagine how Mike would have sounded without Quincy.

Speaker 1 So he sounded without Quincy. I'll tell you what Quincy Jones told me.

Speaker 1 He said. Ain't still stunning us real quick.

Speaker 1 He doesn't fight people on the stop.

Speaker 1 He was 15 when that album dropped. I was still two.

Speaker 1 What'd you say, Mark?

Speaker 1 I really don't like him.

Speaker 1 Until I started working right there, I actually don't like him. It's crazy.
That's what happens with everybody.

Speaker 1 Now I understand. Now I understand.
That's crazy. What he said is bad was Michael Jackson.
He said that, he said, this is exactly what he said. He said, on

Speaker 1 Thriller, I mean, sorry, on Off the Wall, we were in the studio together. And that's why I sounded so good.
He said, with...

Speaker 1 With Off the Wall, we were in together. He said, with Thriller, we were in separate,

Speaker 1 we were in separate studios, but we were still working together. He said, bad, Mike, had his own thing, and then I was following up.

Speaker 1 And he said, The reason Bad didn't sound, didn't have the soul that the first two had was because that's what Michael sounds like without me, basically. No, bad, bad is my favorite.

Speaker 1 I'm just thinking about that. Y'all about to say

Speaker 1 that's a lot of people's favorite. My favorite? Prince turned that down.
Y'all are crazy. Prince didn't want to.
I'm okay with being crazy. Yeah, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 Y'all think bad is better than Off the Wall?

Speaker 1 I like

Speaker 1 my favorite album.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. I'm just surprised.
I've never been in a room full of people who have said that before. I heard people, I get that Thriller is overrated to people.
Like, Thriller is not the best.

Speaker 1 Thriller is not overrated. I mean, I'm talking in terms of its ranking among Michael's albums.
Okay. A lot of people say it's number two, not number one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 To me, it's off-the-wall thriller than bad.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm going with that. There's nothing wrong with that, but I don't think there's an incorrect answer out of those three projects.
That's true. That's the problem.
You think there's a wrong answer.

Speaker 1 I do. I think bad is always the wrong answer.
I think there's some people out there that need to go take another peek at that bad track list. Bad is amazing.

Speaker 1 Even the title is like, do you like listening to the song bad?

Speaker 1 The song bad. Have you ever wanted to hear hear the song bad,

Speaker 1 no, y'all don't. Yeah, but that don't change anything for me.
You really want to hear Dirty Diana? Hell yes. I do.

Speaker 1 All right,

Speaker 1 whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on, big dog.
Big dog, big dog, whoa.

Speaker 1 I'm with him on this. I can't hear you.
What? Yo, yo, black.

Speaker 1 I'm not black because I don't want to hear that shit. No, no.
Black is off the wall. Black is thriller.
Black is not weird. You ain't gonna talk about Dirty Diana like that.

Speaker 1 I don't dislike Dirty Diana. I'm just saying, that's not just...
You want to hear Smooth Criminal? Doom Diana.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Where do y'all be at? More than that. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Requested the whole existing.

Speaker 1 Where do y'all be at? Y'all lying. They slaps.
Nobody's riding in their car listening to... Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
Come on, get the fuck out of here. You went back to bed.
No, I'm.

Speaker 1 We had named two other songs. No, I'd do,

Speaker 1 Liberian Girl. You just love Liberian Girl.
I love Liberian Girl.

Speaker 1 I rest my case.

Speaker 1 I arrest you. I'm a new Liberian Girl.

Speaker 1 I'm not riding in my car listening to Smooth Criminal. No.
You're not listening to Burmese Disco album. I don't understand what they're talking about.
She's out of my life. At all.

Speaker 1 You don't listen to that.

Speaker 1 I don't know, eh? In the car? Liberian

Speaker 1 girl.

Speaker 1 Liberian girl, I'm not listening to you. If you say the way you make me feel, that's the shit.
That's the shit. That's the shit.

Speaker 1 Liberian girl, I'm listening to you. Track one, bad.
Track two, the way you make me feel. Track three, speed demon.
Speed demon. No, no.

Speaker 1 We've taken speed demon two as a hot track.

Speaker 1 Track four, Exactly. Liberian Girl.
Sheesh. Just Good Friends.
5. Don't even know what it is.

Speaker 1 Six, Another Part of Me. Yeah.
Seven, Man in the Mirror. Eight.
I just can't stop looking at the money. And the King Man in the Mirror.
Nine, Dirty Diana. Ten, Smooth Criminal.
Eleven, leave me alone.

Speaker 1 Come on, Fifth. Yeah, come on.

Speaker 1 All right, now go to the now go to the

Speaker 1 killer or off the wall.

Speaker 1 It kills both of them. Off the wall has four records, you're not listening to.
And they got five that's still playing the club right now. It's the fallen in love, girls, this co-watch.

Speaker 3 She's out of my life.

Speaker 1 And I'll let you you got track one. Don't stop till you get enough.
Classic, two, rock with you. Super duplicate.
Three, working day and night.

Speaker 1 What they look over. They just ate all of the songs you said on bad.
Four, get on the floor. What's wrong? You're on the floor.
Five, off the wall.

Speaker 1 Six, girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Seven, she's out of my life. She's out of my life?

Speaker 1 No, you're not. Yes, you are.
That's not true. Yes, you are.

Speaker 1 Eight, I can't help it. Nine,

Speaker 1 it's the falling in love. And ten, burn this disco out.
All right, now I'm ready to say it. Bad is a better album than than this.
Bad than it is.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 listen, listen. Bad that we read them.
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 Bad is a better album than Off the Wall. Y'all just say this.
Maybe it's your man. But the songs on Off the Wall that hit hit way harder.
Fucking great. And the songs on Big Black.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 The songs on Off the Wall that hit hit harder than all other songs from any other album ever made. That's a different conversation.

Speaker 1 That's what Off the Wall. But that's my argument with the Usher Confessions versus 8701.
I'm an 8701 dude, but the songs on Confessions that hit, they hit.

Speaker 1 My opinion. You get what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 That's a good.

Speaker 1 Those songs on Off the Wall. I take Confessions.
I take Confessions, but I see your point. But there are people that say that.

Speaker 1 I won't shame them. People say that.
Like, dog, the 87. I mean,

Speaker 1 the songs on Off the Wall That Hit,

Speaker 1 they hit, bro. Like, it's more than five.
It's a good seven. It's a good seven that are really just a shit.
I feel like Off the Wall. Timeless Smash is.
Hilmatic versus It Was Written.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 It kind of. It is.
I'm sorry. Where do y'all land on that? I'm late today.
It was written. Ilmatic.
Y'all all take it was written? I take it. I take it was written.
I take Ilmatic. I'm Elmatic.

Speaker 1 Me too. I'm Ilmatic.
I'm Elmatic. Thank you.
But

Speaker 1 thanking him for having this stuff with me. It was written.
I was trying to thank him. I didn't want to be isolated.
Them little late night talks been working on.

Speaker 1 Y'all said the same thing. Don't end.
Don't album shaming me. I don't listen to people that didn't vote to that.
Your album shaming me. I don't like it.
No, your album shaming me. It was written.

Speaker 1 It was the album, but

Speaker 1 Ilmatic was just. time.

Speaker 1 Ilmatic is one, to me, one of the five or six best albums in hip-hop history. No, in music of the 20th century, Ilmatic changed hip-hop.
I got it. It was written as a better album.
It is.

Speaker 1 It's a much better album, huh? To me. Illmatic is? No.

Speaker 1 It was written.

Speaker 1 Ilmatic cut off before my shower was finished. Ilmatic works if I'm in the shower.
You're going to start conserving some water.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I was about to say, keep it count. If I look for Illmatic during the

Speaker 1 water drought, the drought watch, then, yeah,

Speaker 1 it's the best EP ever made. I think if you listen to most of the better albums of the 20th century they short they're short

Speaker 1 I disagree with that love Supreme a lot of these most of the albums are under like around 30 minutes Yeah, yeah, a record used to only be able to hold 35 minutes bro. You just named

Speaker 1 albums that had 11 songs

Speaker 1 What well these mic albums. Yeah, like it's they're some of the best albums ever created when they start doing the 18 19 songs I think you throw you throw some filler in there for

Speaker 1 Prince was low a record could only hold 35 minutes and still sound good. You could max it out to 40, but that was like really bad quality.
So most albums were 30 minutes or under. Or vinyl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all albums were single albums except for a few.

Speaker 2 And then there was like A side and B side, so they put like the lesser-known records, I guess, like on the B side.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, that's a traditional. That's a single.

Speaker 1 That's what's going on.

Speaker 1 Can I ask the expert his opinion?

Speaker 1 The B side thing comes from singles, not from albums. Okay, so that's

Speaker 1 the single song.

Speaker 1 So stupid.

Speaker 1 Y'all bullies, babe.

Speaker 1 It's not y'all. It's not y'all.
But no, I don't like Mark. He's called us bullies, and nobody said anything.
It's just implied the silence.

Speaker 1 He's a doctor. You just know what's going on.
He watches the vibe.

Speaker 1 He watches the mind. Dr.
Mark, man, we gotta shut up. He watches the box.
Yeah, that's all. That's all.
Oh, man. You think the same thing? You just ain't gonna say it?

Speaker 1 All I'm saying is

Speaker 1 ill-maddick. Don't include me, you're gonna bullshit.

Speaker 1 Don't fucking include him in your bullshit, okay?

Speaker 1 He's not here, man.

Speaker 2 He's still fresh and critically thinks on his own.

Speaker 1 He said some shit, though.

Speaker 1 Yo, she was like, no, I think he was like, point exactly. Like, yo, that's a shot, but it's cool.
Listen, we all been watching the game. She was like, how many points is the touchdown?

Speaker 1 Six girls.

Speaker 1 Six. Just six.

Speaker 2 I never asked that fucking question. Don't put that shit on me.
You know it.

Speaker 1 Oh, you opened yourself up for another guy. Yeah, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 I'm skipping it. I'm skipping it.
I'm skipping it. Because they're going to call me a bully.
Mark going to say I'm doing some shit. I'm skipping it.
That was a good shot.

Speaker 1 Good shot. Skip the shot.
Mel. You're going to leave it.
What else? You skip it too, nigga. Straight up.
I'm telling her to stop. Oh.
All right.

Speaker 2 Just that one particular question? Yeah. I know the fucking answer to that question.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 a left. What? Just go to the left.

Speaker 1 Anyway, but signal on. Are y'all done with your thoughts on the Wayne Fest?

Speaker 1 Yeah. He had to come up.
Shout out to Wayne, man. Shout out to Wayne.
Shouts to Louney. Hot Boys.

Speaker 1 Big Timers, all of that. That was really good.
The hot boys. The hot boys.
That felt good to hear. That did feel good to hear.
What?

Speaker 1 Come on, dog. I didn't hear high.

Speaker 1 You ain't here, huh? I didn't hear, huh? Indoor Hawaii. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow, niggas ain't doing, huh? It's not a hot boy, bro.

Speaker 1 So it's a Juvie record. It's a Juvie record.
It's D Juvie. You have your little solo multiple.
Yes. It's the Juvie record.

Speaker 1 No, it's not.

Speaker 1 Ha is not the juvie record. Yeah, it is.
You're out of your mind.

Speaker 2 One of two.

Speaker 1 Everybody is not a no-limit soldier like you and a and a

Speaker 1 duval.

Speaker 1 Y'all are aware that Back That Ass Up is a juvenile song, right? Well, that's what I was going to say. Back that ass up is the juvie song.
All right, so that's

Speaker 1 the before that was

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 introduction record. That's right.
That's his first record. You say the juvenile record, it's back that ass up.
It's not close, and that is a

Speaker 1 it's not close. It's by yeah, it's nowhere near.
It's not close. Okay.
It ain't better in slow motion.

Speaker 1 I'm trolling you. Sorry, don't fall.

Speaker 1 Don't fall. Yo, y'all too easy to make.
Fall for the trash. Cool, man.

Speaker 1 I didn't see the stream. What did y'all think about Jermaine Dupree and everybody else tweeting during the stream that Drake missed out? I would have.

Speaker 1 Drake had business to handle.

Speaker 1 He was in Toronto standing on business.

Speaker 1 Big niggas.

Speaker 1 One day, y'all niggas out there is gonna give me a legit definition for staying on business.

Speaker 1 Boy, it changed my life.

Speaker 2 I was literally standing, like the whole game. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was the corniest shit I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 Let me say this first.

Speaker 1 Drake's not wrong for feeling away, right? If I think we're cool, and then the next thing I know, you crip walking in the video that calls me a pedophile. I have a right to feel away about

Speaker 1 however

Speaker 1 at the point that i'm going to do something about it i gotta actually do something about it i can't just show up to the game and mean mug you the whole time except it's not a mean mug that's him doing something about it and his view that's his view doing his mean mugging then he walked past pussy ass nigga oh that was the worst part really because you would think from the me because first of all all the all the the drake bots put it out first as if like he he said that to homie like in front of him like yo fuck out of here pussy that's what i thought he did it was like fun right

Speaker 1 like dude was always at half court by the time he said that shit. Dude was at a concession stand, by that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 To me, that just made the shit look worse. And you already look like you overthinking this.
You already look like you feel away about this too much. You already look over-emotional about this.

Speaker 1 And going to the game, trying to be fucking burnt from butter rim. Like, don't.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at Drake feeling away. I'm not mad at Drake feeling away.
And they feel like a drink. And I don't think you're feeling over-emotional.

Speaker 1 They resurfaced the clip where DeMar DeRosen was on Club Shay Shea.

Speaker 1 And he's explaining how Drake was there for him when nobody else was. Drake held him down.
That's my man's. That's always going to be my man's.
So, with all of that going on,

Speaker 1 if you step on others, especially with what they were calling him and you take part in that, you in the video, and you doing a little bit extra.

Speaker 1 Like, Russell Westbrook, LeBron, they were at the pop-out show.

Speaker 1 They wasn't in the not like us video. You went to Drake after you were trading.

Speaker 1 What did you guys talk about?

Speaker 1 Man,

Speaker 3 we just really sat there and, you know,

Speaker 3 besides basketball, everything, just the reassurance of, like, you know,

Speaker 3 that was my partner. That was a friend.
That was a friend of mine that was like, man, get away from everything. I know it's crazy.
I couldn't even turn on TV that day. Phone was going crazy.

Speaker 3 I just went over there and we

Speaker 3 sat and talked for hours.

Speaker 3 Sat and talked. And I think more than anything, just him being there for me as a friend, first and foremost, you know, and

Speaker 3 no matter what, you know when it come to him you'll forever have a friend in me and loyalty out of me because you know he he cared yeah he was there for you he was there for me when when when everything was just going crazy you know and kind of just got me settled in a sense of like you know you're gonna get past it don't even worry so what had happened right so if i if i have that relationship with somebody and you popping out over here i'm gonna have a problem with you and it's gonna i'm like i'm gonna forever have a problem with you and he's a thousand percent accurate And I'm gonna climb up to the rafters and pull down your little banner.

Speaker 1 That's the shit I ain't like. Nigga, I'm the mayor.

Speaker 1 Your shit is never gonna get in the rafters.

Speaker 1 I promise you it will, though. That's like some over my dead body type shit.
It will be over his dead body. Hey, listen, you know the power I got out here.
Y'all ain't doing that.

Speaker 1 We sports fans, right? I remember when DeMar DeRosen got traded. He was fucked up.
He said, yo, they betrayed me. He went publicly like, yo, y'all told me that y'all wasn't trading me.

Speaker 1 He felt betrayed, all that other shit. And he was kind of destroyed.
So if that's true,

Speaker 1 if that's true, and now I know. I'm just going to put it.
So we ain't got it if it is true. Yo, so now you come to me, you fucked up, and I'm your real friend.

Speaker 1 Like, we don't know these niggas could have had mad social interactions where off, off camera, off the court. This is my man, man.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto.
This nigga's the mayor of Toronto, basically. I'm one of them niggas in Toronto.
This is my man-man.

Speaker 1 So, dog, we front. That's what we're from.
I'm trying to push back a little bit. We found that.
And maybe I'll just do it for you. Corey, you have not one empathetic bone in your body, my dad.

Speaker 1 You have not an emotional bone in your body, yet. You're a fucking serial killer.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to try to do this back and forth. True.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying I feel like this. Don't attack me.
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Yes, all of that's true. Yes, I do believe that Drake and DeMar de Rosen had some form of a real relationship, like a real friendship.
friendship. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You saying man, no, no, no. Gotcha.
You saying man's, man's, cool.

Speaker 1 What happens when my man's times three pulls up, though? Like, like you, like. Understandable.
Let me talk. You sent ice to Burlington Coat Factory when Danny pulled it.
I did not. That's not true.

Speaker 1 That's not true. I don't think

Speaker 1 I finished my joke. That's the joke.
But let me joke. But we're not joking.
We're being serious.

Speaker 1 I'm joking even when I'm serious. But let me get my shit off.
Ice is still your man, but he had to take that walk to the to the store. They can give you some cheese.

Speaker 1 That's not what happened. But what?

Speaker 1 My premise is: all right, that's your man, but you from Compton, you go on songs with this dude, you're in videos with this. That's my maybe that's my man, man, man.
I understand.

Speaker 1 What'd you say to that? Still stay neutral, right? I'm gonna stay out of it. I'm gonna stay neutral.
You don't gotta stay neutral. I'm gonna stay neutral.
He's asking what my opinion is. That's it.

Speaker 1 I have a follow-up question. Look, it's niggas that

Speaker 1 if one of my friends

Speaker 1 wanted to beef with ice, right? If I can't mediate it, like, yo, that's my man. Like, get the fuck out of here.
Y'all not beefing. Y'all not arguing.

Speaker 1 At the very minimum, I'm going to be neutral in that situation. I'm not going to show support for one of the dudes.
I want to respond to that.

Speaker 1 When the one dude that, like, if Kendrick had a song not attacking Drake, right, but they still beefing and I'm in the song that's talking about some girls or some money. It's one thing.

Speaker 1 My nigga, you are in a song that is calling me a pedophile.

Speaker 1 In our culture, it's the worst thing you can be. I think in every culture, I think in every culture.

Speaker 1 I think that part is over. You're bugging.
I think there's a lot of people. There's nothing that somebody could call you to the background.
I'm listening. Like what? In our culture.
Maybe a snitch.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, no, snitch. There's nothing worse.
It's probably not snitch. No.
It's other worst. Yeah, pedophiles for Kenneth kind of...

Speaker 1 It's pretty. Yeah, but it's number one.
But stop, but this is where my pushback comes from. Not mine.
I'm just arguing.

Speaker 1 Objective.

Speaker 1 I think that Drake takes Not Like Us really, really serious as he should.

Speaker 1 And I think that's him and his people spreading that, hey, y'all niggas is dancing to some shit that's calling me a pedophile. That's not him and his people, Joe.
Just hear me out.

Speaker 1 I think him and his team look at it like that.

Speaker 1 And while it could be true, I think a lot of West Coast people just took a West Coast pride in that song.

Speaker 1 I agree. I don't think some people take that song as serious as him.
I would agree. I agree with all that.
I agree with you. I think Jamar de Rosen didn't know the extent of which Drake felt.

Speaker 1 It don't matter. Maybe,

Speaker 1 maybe he didn't look at it like some big crossing of the line. Ice has always stayed neutral in my beefs.
I'm going to give you all of that. Let me talk.
ICE has always stayed neutral in my beefs.

Speaker 1 When I beefed with his brother, he tweeted one morning. I think Arts got him.
And maybe digging could be. I don't know.
But he tweeted.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 But it don't matter. I just tweeted that.
And they brothers, or maybe you're supposed to tweet that. But that's not neutral.

Speaker 1 I also don't think it's that serious enough to like, what am I beefing with my man about it? And Arts called me some nasty things.

Speaker 1 Two things. Totally.
Two total. Totally.
Two totally different. No, no, I'm just shooting at you.
No, yeah, two things.

Speaker 1 If all of that stuff you're saying is true,

Speaker 1 if you know now in hindsight that your man felt like that, then you pick up the phone and you address that with your man.

Speaker 1 I would. Right? Cool.
And I think if y'all had a conversation amongst adults and amongst men, then Drake don't still feel like that.

Speaker 1 You get what I'm saying? Like, if we're having a serious conversation, then Drake don't necessarily feel like that.

Speaker 1 I also think Drake is the type to not answer the phone after I hit unfollow on LeBron and all these names.

Speaker 1 Because I do think there's some people that really love him, i.e., LeBron and some other names, I'm sure they tried to reach out out to him why didn't he show up to lebron's game the night before and do the same

Speaker 1 must have been busy the lakers gave

Speaker 1 was the lakers playing toronto yeah

Speaker 1 lebron was in toronto the night before for that game that's what i'm saying well i don't know that drake was there for that game he was mighty

Speaker 1 for the game car de rosen who lived in toronto for mad years could be different than my relationship with lebron james this lived in my city and it like like like joe just said it might not have had to do nothing with the mar it was vince carter Knight.

Speaker 1 Wait, that was a bad thing. That's true.
That's true. He might have to do that.
I don't know that that was a bad thing. I'm assuming he showed up for that.
I'm here for this.

Speaker 1 And you're here. And you here.
I don't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 And I'm giving pushback. Now I'm going to sound like a hater, but fuck it.
They know me as a hater. I'm giving pushback to that whole It's My City shit.

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear that shit. I'm talking about we both fuck my city.
What year was De Rosen drafted? I don't know, but he played for Toronto for a long time.

Speaker 1 I don't think Drake was Drake when he got there. Nah, Drake was Drake when he got there.
Yeah, he was. Even if it wasn't when he got there,

Speaker 1 look, even when he got there, I might not have been Drake. While he was there, I became Drake.
Nah, Drake, but he was. I mean, okay, but while he was there, I became Drake.

Speaker 1 And me and you had a bond and a relationship and a franchise. You became Drake, but I became DeMar DeRose, and I'm the franchise leader in every statistical category.

Speaker 1 I'm not demonstrating, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not demitting. Drake ain't Drake in 09.
Listen to what I'm saying. You're moving the goalposts.
He had nothing in Canada.

Speaker 1 You're moving the goalposts. Yo,

Speaker 1 nobody is saying that. that Drake when he was in the middle of it.
He might not have been, but I became

Speaker 1 it. And you became DeMar.
I was like, which means you became my man. We out in the clubs, we doing all the shit.
We fucking girls, we doing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but stop making it sound like my social status in this world. Nobody said that.
I do say that. No, I'm not talking to you.
Just listen to me.

Speaker 1 Stop making it sound like my social status in this town is because you are who you are. No.
Nobody's saying that. Hold on, let me listen to me.
No, nobody's saying that. You're my man.

Speaker 1 So then what is the point of saying it's my city if you're not implying any of that? I think it's more how close they bond was. Like if you

Speaker 1 was in LA and you flying through twice a year, that's different than every single night you live in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you living in Toronto. I'm living in Toronto.
Bro,

Speaker 1 if you in LA,

Speaker 1 it's mad people's things. It's multiple.
You in Toronto, fam. And this nigga's in Toronto.
Y'all both them niggas in Toronto. Let's say y'all both them niggas in Toronto.
Add Carol Lyrie in that mix.

Speaker 1 We the three niggas in this town. So we might have a bond that's bigger than if you just lived in LA or if you lived in Atlanta or if you lived in New York City.

Speaker 1 There's a multitude of niggas that could say, I'm that nigga. In Toronto, for the blacks, it might have been just them three niggas that was him.

Speaker 1 So yo, we might have bonded on some other next level shit that me and LeBron James may not have reached.

Speaker 1 Any of my mans that don't want to be my man no more, because I did a video and we can't have a conversation about it and progress and move forward, then I'm looking at that for a while.

Speaker 1 I think it's the third

Speaker 1 minimalization. And it's not just that he was in the video.
He He was minimalizing it.

Speaker 2 He was dancing his ass off in it.

Speaker 1 And his presence, he was

Speaker 1 at the concert, he was. But in the video, he was present.
But my point is, it's not just that he was in it. He was punctuating a point that he was making.

Speaker 1 It would be like if you were battling somebody and they say when you get to Philly, you're getting fucked up. And at that point, I'm sitting in the video.
I'm not just in the video.

Speaker 1 I'm in the video of the part where he says, Philly niggas gonna fuck you up.

Speaker 1 But I like that point. He's literally in the video when he says,

Speaker 1 Glad D. Rose left from over there.
Y'all ain't deserving or whatever the the line is. So D.
Rose,

Speaker 1 who felt away back to Ish's point when he was traded, is sitting there by the trucks looking cool on some. Yeah, I'm glad my niggas out of there.

Speaker 1 No, no, but that whole point was in response to Drake saying to

Speaker 1 Kendrick that I get more love in your town than you do. So he's responding to that part of it.
So he's saying, LA niggas don't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 So then Kendrick's saying, let me show you how many LA niggas fuck with me. And that's why he's mentioning all these LA people.
So to me, at that point, he's actually taking up Kendrick's cause.

Speaker 1 He's saying, yeah, LA niggas fuck with him. I fuck with LA niggas, not you.
If you assume that that was in response to Drake saying, I get more love in LA. It was the next song, yeah.

Speaker 1 That don't mean nothing to me. That entire stanza, that whole paragraph of

Speaker 1 In Not Like Us,

Speaker 1 I think he was driving home a deeper point than replying to, hey, I get more love in the city with you than you.

Speaker 1 The Serena point, all of those LA points, I think was just connecting the dots to a bigger picture. And even if it's the bigger picture, I don't don't think it was as surface as, oh, you said that.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. I'm glad we got, we took D.
Rose from you, and we did this. And some realism over here.
And we got.

Speaker 1 You're wrong, but I'm going to pretend you're right on that point, right? Even if you were right on that point. That's speculative that I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 You can't prove that I'm wrong. And that's why I'm moving past it.
Not moving past it. Or continue the conversation to be fact-based.
No, no, no. I'm going to the next point.
I'm conceding your point.

Speaker 1 And I'm saying, if you say, all right, it was about a bigger picture. If the whole picture is you not like us, it means that

Speaker 1 everybody's videos are using. D-Rose, you supported us.
Right. And you not it.
So now D-Rose is saying, I'm not like that nigga who I've been calling my friend for the last 10 years. Wait, be clear.

Speaker 1 Let me clarify my position. But then you not, did we not cook? That's why I'm not.
How do you know that? But wait, let me clarify. How do you know that?

Speaker 1 Now you're arguing with Court. Please.
Let me clarify my position.

Speaker 1 I do believe that Drake should feel however the fuck he wants about it. I'm not arguing the other side.
Drake should 100% feel away, nigga. I talked you out of depression.
On my couch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know he made that nigga soup or something. Charcuterie.
You know he ordered some shit. And

Speaker 1 Drake Drake from Selser. Yeah, DeMar DeRosa was sad as hell.
He a good Drake. Do you eat hoagies?

Speaker 1 Would you like a hoagie? How about somebody? And a hookah.

Speaker 1 How about a hoagie and hookah?

Speaker 1 Mel, you can't,

Speaker 1 you got to mute up on a Drake topic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because it's going to sound like a shot. They already say you'd be shooting.
I'm not shooting.

Speaker 1 Don't sound hard.

Speaker 1 You might want to go back home.

Speaker 2 I can go the fuck back home whenever I want to. You can vote there.

Speaker 1 You can vote there. You can vote there.
Yo, so I'm not mad at him feeling. He should feel feel the way.

Speaker 1 It's never the conflict. It's the inability to navigate conflict.

Speaker 1 It's never the conflict.

Speaker 1 What he did with the conflict is

Speaker 1 where I'm like, and not even because I've already came to the conclusions I need to come to about him. But all that standing at the game, the ice grill in the face, the

Speaker 1 mumbling under the breath. Like, we niggas and we respectful, so we ain't going to say it.
But

Speaker 1 you a bitch. Like,

Speaker 1 it ain't, I ain't even about to try to sit here and do a bunch of unpacking.

Speaker 1 Use

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 he went to the game and cut his eyes

Speaker 1 and sucked his teeth. Yeah, he fucking duck lip his way.
Oh, these are the duck lips of death.

Speaker 1 Talk about duck tails.

Speaker 1 Don't come to my game and cut eyes at me, my nigga. I throw this spawning at you.

Speaker 1 So I'm not mad at feeling away. Go ahead and feel the way.
But what he did with it is.

Speaker 1 And to your original question, though, like, how do we feel about what Jermaine Dupree tweeted and stuff like that? I ain't one Drake at that festival. No, I'm talking.

Speaker 1 He should have been at that festival.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying in response to them, like all the people saying, Drake, you missed your opportunity. You should have.

Speaker 1 No, this was not for this was not that effective.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this was not a YMCMB thing. I don't want none of them niggas there.
Right. Well, Jermaine Dupree is different.
I'm talking about the fans that were saying that.

Speaker 1 Jermaine Dupree is ahead, so he probably really wants to see Drake over there. Some niggas want to see the show.
Yeah, he just wants to see a great show. Nah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 You know, so I mean, if

Speaker 1 you would go,

Speaker 1 as a fan,

Speaker 1 if I was signed, if you did a show in New Jersey, I would come to your show in New Jersey and not sit courtside to me and mug my ops.

Speaker 1 Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Like,

Speaker 1 who's playing?

Speaker 1 The Kings. Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it's Vince Carter retirement night.
That matters, yo. Because he ain't been at a bunch of other games this season.

Speaker 1 So it's like, oh, this is one of them nights. You got to be here for this.

Speaker 1 It's like the unveiling of the D-Wade statue or some shit like that. Like, no, you're not going to miss that.
Especially being an ambassador for the Raptors from Toronto.

Speaker 1 He's going to be there at that game. No matter who they played that night.
And Vince shouted him out in the speech. He was like, yo, getting my speech, shout out to Drake right there.

Speaker 1 He threw me a Gatorade once when I was thirsty. These niggas be having the most fickle friendship.
Yo, Drake, he was there that day, man. He fucking grabbed my towel for me.
We such a bond.

Speaker 1 Bitch, Cardin'd me, I'll knock it the fuck off.

Speaker 1 Just met these niggas. It's like when I'm watching the boxing match and they let all the rappers come backstage like they know them.
The boxer be like they can move man. Just sing these little slaps.

Speaker 1 No, the new shit is

Speaker 1 Colorado locker room after the game. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Deion locker room. Yeah, everybody be in that motherfucking match.

Speaker 1 That's the new shit though.

Speaker 1 All the rappers. I hate it.
Would y'all go?

Speaker 1 To the locker room or to the game?

Speaker 1 Going to the game. I'm not going to the locker room.
I ain't going to the locker room. I'm not going to lose.
I'm not going to no locker room. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Y'all too cool to go to a locker room? I don't want to be in a locker room.

Speaker 1 If I got invited, I would go. go to the locker room.
Yeah, I'd do the sideline. I ain't to the locker room.

Speaker 1 Y'all can shower in peace.

Speaker 1 Pick me afterwards. It's cool.

Speaker 1 Oh, you got some type of like dick phobia or something? Like, you thinking you're going to walk back there? Everybody, she's going to be swinging around. It might be swinging around.

Speaker 1 I'm not afraid of the dicks. I just don't want back to the dicks.
The rumor was true. There's other things I could do.

Speaker 1 There's other things I could do with my time than look at sweaty dicks. That's all.

Speaker 1 I'll meet you at the bar.

Speaker 1 You wanna come after this? Y'all got it?

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Hilarious. Do y'all think DeMar DeRose is...
And you know why the other part, you know why that shit is shady too? They didn't ask that nigga one question about DeMar DeRose's jersey being raised. No.

Speaker 1 That was not the question at all. He was drunk.
He was super drunk. He was pointing Shody on the sideline to talk about how bad she looked, like how good she looked, whatever.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, yeah, no, if that jersey ever goes up to the top. I'm going to say something right now, but I won't.

Speaker 1 Please do. What was that lady's name? Jesse Reyns.
She's fire. Musical.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, that was somebody. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I won't say it. I want to clarify my position on this Drake DeMar de Rosen topic yet again because a lot of podcast listeners are stupid.

Speaker 1 Drake has every right to be perturbed.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't even think it's called anger when he gets it. I think it's true.

Speaker 1 Bro, the T-Hot. Drake has every right to be distraught over things.
Perplexed. Yes.
Plummixed.

Speaker 1 Wait, what's that word? Plummixed? Plummixed. Plummixed.
With an F? Drake be plummixed.

Speaker 1 Drake be plummixed. He has every right to be plummixed.

Speaker 1 Again, this is... Oh, they're having some like Harvard laughs.
Yeah. No, she's just.

Speaker 1 Educated laugh. She just disrespected.
She dropped out.

Speaker 2 I swear to God I did not.

Speaker 1 He did. You ain't disrespect us? No.

Speaker 1 What you thought it was? Wait, what did she say? I didn't hear it. Tell me what you said.
She said Flemix, and Mark said, oh, Flemix. And then she looked up at Mark and said, I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Damn, y'all did that like in unison.

Speaker 1 Headphones good.

Speaker 1 Wow. But Mark is smart.
That's the point. We're supposed to not be smart.
No. Everybody's not at all smart.
No, you missed his joke. Everyone's smart in their own ways.
You missed his joke.

Speaker 1 That's what you say to slow kids.

Speaker 1 You're old, especially in your own way.

Speaker 1 This room was this room before you got here.

Speaker 1 Damn,

Speaker 1 I was closing my Drake point. I was closing my Drake point.
Oh,

Speaker 1 it's not about the conflict. Inability to navigate conflict.
One, and I'm still pushing back on that shit. DeMar de Rosen is from

Speaker 1 Compton.

Speaker 1 That ain't what I was thinking, but he's from Compton too.

Speaker 1 And he's from something else that I won't say.

Speaker 1 Where he went to school? USC, USC.

Speaker 1 USC.

Speaker 1 Same place Brownie went.

Speaker 1 Wow. So I'm just saying, like, when it's time to ride,

Speaker 1 you ride with who you ride with. Cool.
And that could be a revelation for some, and it could be a hurtful revelation. So I understand that.
I do understand that.

Speaker 1 When you think somebody is your man, man, and you see them doing some shit that proves to you that they're not your man's the way you thought they was before.

Speaker 1 Or you might have helped somebody at a point in time, and

Speaker 1 that was forgotten. Know why I don't like that one? Not talking about Drake, even though they're going to think I am.
But know why I don't like that one? Because niggas just be groupies for people.

Speaker 1 That's true, too. Niggas just be groupies for famous people.
And then when some shit go on, you start thinking it's a friendship because you was a groupie for niggas. I'm not.
Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 1 I gotta do that. Y'all know my motto.
None of these niggas is friends. Yo, let me tell you something.
If you loan me money when I was down, right? Let's say you loaned me. I never got it back.

Speaker 1 I left the strip club early.

Speaker 1 You wanted to stay a little longer in the single days. Last hundred, too, right? Yeah, I gave him my last.
I gave him my last. Guess what issues? He never gave it back.

Speaker 1 Guess what issues have came home with?

Speaker 1 Lady of that.

Speaker 1 But anyway,

Speaker 1 let's say you loaned me $100,000 and I was down by... Yo, I didn't do that.
I was down.

Speaker 1 You're crazy. See, now.
You ain't even got a door in Newark. Who don't got a door?

Speaker 1 You're right. Yo, I should have never brought kids.
I'm never bringing kids to this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I don't got no doors in Newark.

Speaker 1 I'm plummets. Plummicks.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm plummets now.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 have you helped me at a point? And then when the opportunity came around that I could potentially help you

Speaker 1 and I didn't, you feel a type of way. Or just did not shit on you.
It's human nature, bro. Like, I don't know why that nigga ain't weird, fulfilling type of way.
I don't think so either.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, dog, like, niggas is looking at him like he crazy. He not crazy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's try this a different way. All right, we talked over here.

Speaker 1 We won't try this a different way.

Speaker 1 You're the best podcast in the world. Not that good.

Speaker 1 I'm not that good.

Speaker 1 I'm not that good.

Speaker 1 It's Rogan. I promise.
Holy shit. Hey, do y'all think Kamalu was 100% correct and not

Speaker 1 going to Texas? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not going to Texas? Yeah, to sit with Rogan after she sat with Trump. I mean, after he sat with Trump.
They wanted her to come to Texas. Texas.

Speaker 1 Because they was trying to kill her because listen, I was in the New York streets when that jet made a left and landed on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 And we did assume it was Saturday night live because why else is your jet making a detour to land in New York on a Saturday at 10 o'clock, whatever time it was? And I liked that bit.

Speaker 1 And I did like that bit. It was a good bit.

Speaker 1 But that sparked a conversation again of should she have done the same thing to go to Joe Rogan. I'm with you.
I say no. I think it was too little, too late.

Speaker 1 I think if he would have invited her first, I think I would have sat with him if I was her. But I'm not sitting with you.

Speaker 1 I got campaigning to do. We got a week and a half left.
I got more important shit to do. But what they said, if I'm not mistaken, they were like, we could do it over here somewhere.

Speaker 1 He was like, no, come to Texas. Come to Texas to my compound.
We're going to do it here.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I'm campaigning to be a president of the United States. I'm not

Speaker 2 coming to your shit. I'm busy.

Speaker 1 And I got SNL coming. I got Oprah coming.
I have Beyonce coming. I'm also going to sit.
Like, she wasn't sure. There was was no shortage of humongous platforms.
Yeah. And for the moment.

Speaker 1 You know, Rogan is huge. It is.
I'm not disappointed. Rogan is huge.
But Rogan and Elon Musk and all the whites that don't wear cologne, you know where they stand. I was about to say.

Speaker 1 And he came out and endorsed them.

Speaker 1 He literally endorsed him. You know what? This is an endorsement.
After he was straddling the fence

Speaker 1 or posturing as if he was. And I told niggas down there, it's like, oh, Joe never, Joe Rogan never endorses.
He just shadows the line and he wants to see both sides. Nigga, stop it.
Stop it.

Speaker 1 Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 I think they evaluated his fan base.

Speaker 1 And the odds of me winning his fan base over, it's not worth me going there and spending a day there. Nope.
Trump interview was three hours. Three and some change.
That's without the edits.

Speaker 1 My nigga, so they would have to make all of these arrangements to go there and sit there for six, seven, eight hours. I'm good.
I'm going to go over here where I could potentially get

Speaker 1 some voters on my side.

Speaker 1 Elon Musk, because I was trying to figure out why his dick ride game is so

Speaker 1 OnlyFans-ish.

Speaker 1 Like that nigga dick ride with the best of them, boy. I was trying to figure he's a bad.
I hate them billionaire niggas that just dick ride when other men show up. It's like I hate this.

Speaker 1 I'll talk about that. And he ain't dick riding.

Speaker 1 He's strategizing. He ain't dick riding.

Speaker 2 What's the strategy?

Speaker 1 Nigga, if Trump becomes president, I got SpaceX, and guess what they're going to funnel all that bread to?

Speaker 1 Well, and he said on Rogan that if Kamala wins, that

Speaker 1 he's fearful that X can potentially be shut down and then all the advertising and yada yada yada yada. So it's like, all right, that's why you dick ride.

Speaker 1 He got a lot of weight riding on this thing.

Speaker 1 He looked like he stink. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 He looked plastic. Yeah.
He looked funny to me, bro. Like he fake.

Speaker 2 He's had a lot of bro talks.

Speaker 1 Ice gotta go out where?

Speaker 1 I don't even know where Elama's from. I don't know nothing about Elon Musk.
I'm going out

Speaker 1 to peep Nor Link. Musky ass nigga.
What? When I did a tour, the Norlink facility. Dope.
Super dope.

Speaker 1 Oh, they got him.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh, yo.

Speaker 1 Hey. I just gonna come back with the Neuralink? No, no.
I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it.
It's just the sticker you got.

Speaker 1 Well, hey, your vote is your vote.

Speaker 1 Not for real.

Speaker 1 As long as you vote. I voted.
I voted. That's as long as you voted.
I voted.

Speaker 1 That nigga voted and hit the Neuralink facility. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, my Lord. All right.
That's dope. I ain't mad at you yet.
You come out here talking. You come back talking funny on some robotic shit.
It's all yeah, I'm good. Nah, I know.

Speaker 1 And skip the next submercer ride.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 That part.

Speaker 1 You feel the Bluetooth shit right there. Iceberg.

Speaker 1 See, billionaires be too bored, man. I had to shot that idea down from the rip.
The submercer with six of my buddies that's controlled from a joystick. From the Xbox? Yeah, no, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 Hey, y'all go. You ain't got a window? Nigga.
Yeah. You can't have a window.
I had a screen, nigga. I could have did this.
Don't get me started, bro. I randomly just sit and think about that shit.

Speaker 1 Me too. New thoughts come into my head.
Like, nobody said.

Speaker 1 Put a GoPro on there instead? Yeah, we're going to stay up here. Let's just send that down there and we can just watch it.
They did it first, allegedly. I don't have to.
I'm good. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 You're right. I'm good.
I'm good. Shit, I ain't over the Missing Malaysian plane.

Speaker 1 I keep saying shit about that. That's bigger than the Chase.
That's bigger than the Chase Coke boat to me. I'm about to go to Chase.
Let me shut up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. We'll save that for the conspiracy.
Go to Chase? I got a lot of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ten Wonder. What does that mean? Chase Private.

Speaker 1 You.

Speaker 1 I got a lady.

Speaker 1 You always got a lady. Not for Amex, I did.

Speaker 1 I didn't have nobody for Amex. Well, Mark did.
That means.

Speaker 1 Networking, baby. Mark came through.

Speaker 1 That car is just going to give motherfucking my girl more reason to pocket watch

Speaker 1 And it's a shame that it's so bad now. I got to have that talk.
Like, I can't shop in front of you.

Speaker 1 You don't need that bag. Shut your fists up.

Speaker 1 If you didn't get that bag, then I'd be good.

Speaker 1 Girl, shut that up.

Speaker 1 I'm getting trouble. Yep.
Hey, one of y'all saved me from myself.

Speaker 1 What we got is coming in. Well, come on, what's it? Hope we got it board.

Speaker 1 You said something earlier, and I wasn't sure if you was joking or not about Joelle and B when we was talking about him hitting a reporter. It wasn't a girl.
Not the girl part.

Speaker 1 That shit was sitting in the soul. No.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the fact that a reporter, Marcus Haynes' name, who's a dickhead, right? Everybody knows a dickhead in Philly, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could.

Speaker 1 That tracks. That totally tracks.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 I'm joking.

Speaker 1 He wrote a piece about Joellen Bede, and he mentions Joellen Bede's dead brother,

Speaker 1 his brother who died in a car accident, and his toddler now son, son, who we named him after. And he basically was saying, You, you named your

Speaker 1 kid after your deceased brother as a way of honoring him. And then you're basically saying, You're not honoring your legacy.
It was a hit piece. It was a hit piece.

Speaker 1 And it's like, if you want to criticize Joellen B for not playing or whatever, although I think he needs to sit out, I think Joellen B plays hurt all the time. He does the best he can.

Speaker 1 The new Ben Simmons. Nah, they don't.

Speaker 1 Night and day. Night and day.
Night and midnight.

Speaker 1 Dusk night and night and evening. Joellen and B is the top.
Totally different.

Speaker 1 Yeah, totally fucking dead now. That's what I'm saying.
Fuck out of here. From out of here, man.
Joel and B was the MVP of the league. That's what I'm excited.
Come on, man. Joel Enbi is a beast.

Speaker 1 But if you want to criticize his game like any athlete, you can, but you don't mention his family.

Speaker 1 So he goes to the press room, and when they have an argument or they have a conversation, he's like, yo, if you do this again,

Speaker 1 I'm going to react. And

Speaker 1 I'm willing to go with

Speaker 1 it, whatever come with it, I'll take it. And Marcus Haynes, being the dickhead, starts going back and forth with him.
And at some point, and B pushes him. He ain't punch him.

Speaker 1 The initial report said he slapped him when he punched him. He just pushed him.
I'm not saying that it's. A push is better than a punch or a slap.
Especially if you're 7'2, 3' plus bounce.

Speaker 1 If a 7-foot nigga smack you, his whole hand be on your whole face. Yeah, that's a left-hand, bro.

Speaker 1 It'd be a beautiful funeral. Oh, man, yeah.
Man, come on, man. Yo.

Speaker 1 I was like, you know what? I'm a nonviolent, I'm an advocate of nonviolence, but if you start doing that, I understand. I'm just, I understand why Joel and B would do that.
What say you and you?

Speaker 1 About what?

Speaker 1 The topic just presented by Mark.

Speaker 1 I also understand. I wouldn't have done it, but I understand.
Yeah, I wouldn't have done it, but I'm not mad at him for doing it.

Speaker 1 Like, because again, the fact that he even said, yo, listen, I'm with whatever comes with this. Like, I've assessed that already.
Because he didn't want to play anyway.

Speaker 1 He'll be back to the back. He's spending it.

Speaker 1 He told you.

Speaker 1 No back-to-backs.

Speaker 1 So the gig is not the gig.

Speaker 1 The gig is not the gig.

Speaker 2 I think all bets are off when you start talking about my fucking kid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my dead brother? That's not my point. I'm not saying that.
I'm still. So on other shit, y'all be saying, yo, the gig is the gig.
So don't say y'all, because you hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 No, I've heard both of y'all say the gig is gig.

Speaker 1 The gig is the gig.

Speaker 1 Hold on, let me

Speaker 1 show you. The gig is absolutely the gig, meaning that there's going to be levels of criticism, whatever the case may be, that's going to come with that.
That's the gig. Now,

Speaker 1 the person that's running their mouth saying if they decide to cross lines, you have to be prepared to whatever comes with that, too. Sure, right.

Speaker 1 And this wasn't the first time either, which was Joel's point. Like, this continues to happen.
And this writer in Philadelphia is known as a writer that nobody likes.

Speaker 1 Like, nobody comes to his funeral kind of nobody likes. It's not like, oh, and beat is out there just running around smacking anybody that got something to say about him.
That's the gig being a gig.

Speaker 1 You're crossing a line over here.

Speaker 1 He felt the need to step to him.

Speaker 2 And I respect it. And doing it with the purpose of being antagonistic.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, because even in the press room, he was antagonizing them more.
You know what I mean? Because he was like, look, I don't care what you think. He's like, yes, you do care.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? He was trying to get a rise out of Joel LMB. And a lot of people, you know, a lot of reporters don't report fairly.

Speaker 1 A lot of them, especially sports reporters, and a lot of them, they make it personal. And all I'm saying is,

Speaker 1 even when I used to write music, it's like, don't make it personal. Make it about the music.
Wait, what?

Speaker 1 What you wrote? What did you say? I was a music journalist. Oh.
No, no,

Speaker 1 not a musician. I'm saying.

Speaker 1 That's not writing music. It's writing about music.

Speaker 1 I thought the context was obvious. I was talking about journalism.
We were talking about journalism. I thought you were a composer.

Speaker 1 I was plummeted.

Speaker 1 I thought you had some bars and something. No, no, no, bars.
No bars. Mark had a demo out there.
In honor of Quincy Jones.

Speaker 1 Nah, no demos. I'm just saying, but when I would do music reviews, even if I don't like the artist, I'm not going to...

Speaker 1 It shouldn't come through that I don't like the artist. And I shouldn't mention your family.
I shouldn't mention these personal things. But some people do it.
And never, I never liked that.

Speaker 1 And people do it to get a reaction out of you or to get a rise out of you. Okay, well, you got the reaction, right? Now you

Speaker 1 looking for a nigga, you found a nigga, right? Is there nothing somebody could say to make y'all go past that line? Because I know y'all said I wouldn't do it, but what's the line?

Speaker 1 Who said they wouldn't do it? Who Joe? I said that. Oh, yeah.
Say, and I said that. I said,

Speaker 1 there's nothing nobody could say to me to make me get physical with it.

Speaker 1 No deceased relative,

Speaker 1 nothing about your kids.

Speaker 1 And depending on what deceased relative, I had smoked with some of them.

Speaker 1 You might be rolling wood.

Speaker 1 That nigga was a piece of shit. Why do you owe me money still? No, there's nothing nobody could say verbally, verbally, to make me get active.
But you got to understand where they're coming from.

Speaker 1 They coming from the black Twitter, they coming from vlogging and doing all of that stuff where that shit was cool. It was encouraged.
It was cute. That shit ain't cute.

Speaker 1 So you could get punched in your motherfucking face if you say the wrong thing. And if you do that, be prepared for what comes with it.

Speaker 1 And that's all you gotta do. You just gotta be prepared for that.
A thousand percent. I come from the elementary school era of your mother.

Speaker 1 And when you said it, before you got the the out, a nigga fist was in your motherfucking face. And then the one nigga who mother died.
Yep. That was all.
All that was said to him. What happened?

Speaker 1 Niggas mothers was a lie. Nigga, you said a nigga mother, they mother was alive, and you was getting punched in your face.
I mean, I've seen that.

Speaker 1 These internet niggas don't get punched in the face, and so that's why they feel as if they're

Speaker 1 not.

Speaker 1 Well, where do you stand on that? I agree with that a hundred percent

Speaker 1 Not exactly. This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm saying be prepared for what come with it. There's two people deserve to get punched in the face.

Speaker 1 I agree with Joe that we don't necessarily we don't necessarily need to be the imposers of the karma, but they deserve to get punched in the face.

Speaker 1 And if more people got punched in the face, they would be a lot more careful with things that they say and I look at that shit as a scale. Is it worth it? So, yeah, cool.

Speaker 1 People have said a bunch of shit that they deserve to get punched in the face over. Now, go punch them in the face.
Is it worth what comes with that?

Speaker 1 But you don't look at it and you type that ignorance shit. Is it worth getting punched in your fucking face? Let me finish.
I play things out. Yes, it is worth it.
It is.

Speaker 1 You should get punched in the face for that.

Speaker 1 Now, I go punch you in the face. What happens next? Is all of that worth it?

Speaker 1 And let me finish. For me, majority of the time, 99.9% of the time, the answer is no.
That's a high number. It is a high number.
It's not worth it. Again, I'm not sure.
Mine is higher than it is.

Speaker 1 Mine is way lower than it is. Mine is way lower than it is.
100% of the time, I'm not putting a hand on you overnight. I'm not saying you.
Everybody don't feel like

Speaker 1 yo, dog. Sometimes the relief of punching you in your motherfucking face felt good, nigga.
And I take the community service. I hate when you preach things that you're not about.
Who not about it?

Speaker 1 You out your fucking mind. Nigga, the nigga that said something about my family, I invited him to the park to put his fucking hands up.
Nigga, I am about it. Listen to me.
What you talking about?

Speaker 1 No, so, so, so, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, one second. Stop.
Stop, stop.

Speaker 1 Yo, listen to this. I just

Speaker 1 It's not the same thing. But if that nigga would have gave me his location, I was going to the park.
But Ice, you was a troll and used to say mean, mad shit about people.

Speaker 1 So you not looking at it from their perspective. You looking at it from yours.

Speaker 1 So the same thing that somebody could say, yo, when you sit behind that computer and you type your fingers away, be prepared for what comes along with that.

Speaker 1 You only looking at it once a nigga get punched in the face. Let me finish, like you said.
Like

Speaker 1 when a nigga punches you in the face, you got to be prepared for the consequences or whatever that recourse may be when you sitting behind a motherfucking computer and you typing shit and the nigga see you in person you got to be prepared for what comes with that hey ish who you talking to you i have been prepared for that you wasn't prepared i was prepared he wasn't what are you talking about i sat there there's a particular rapper that i said yo when i saw him we had a conversation and if he felt like he still wanted to take it there i had to eat that i know That's prepared.

Speaker 1 That's understanding what comes with what was said. And that is 1,000.
And I want to offer it. scenarios.
I want to offer some more pushback.

Speaker 1 I don't care that Ish is yelling at me and

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to offend you.

Speaker 1 I don't even take it as a fair.

Speaker 1 Can I just ask him one question real quick before you go, real quick? I wanted to ask.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. That person that invites you to the park.

Speaker 1 Or that you invite to the park because you didn't like what he said online. He gives you that address.
You show up at the park. You punch him in the face.
You feel relief for doing that.

Speaker 1 He go press charges and you miss time away from your daughter. Was it worth it? Yes.
Then we are two different people.

Speaker 1 took my point we are two different people took my point and god bless you so look i do not believe because you're front

Speaker 1 how am i fronting because when you was online saying x y i don't all right i she was online saying x y z about niggas right i was online said no no

Speaker 1 my trolling outside of two people only came from critiquing y'all music and y'all didn't like it but go ahead you were online saying about people saying things that were mean bro you were saying more about niggas than that was just about music too.

Speaker 1 You fronting. I'm not front.
You are front.

Speaker 1 It was personal, you saying? Yes. About one in particular.
Very personal. I was wrong.
Very personal. And them niggas was looking for ice.
Correct.

Speaker 1 And so if you was built on standing in what you were saying, when them niggas was looking for you, you would have came outside and said, I'm right here. I was still outside, ish.

Speaker 1 They showed up at a spot that I wasn't at at the time. And guess what? I was still outside.
I still went back to that spot. Did I not?

Speaker 1 I didn't know they was looking for you at that time, but.

Speaker 1 Did I still go back, though? Yeah, but if you was in there. Okay, so what are you talking about? So if you was in there on that particular day, you walk outside?

Speaker 1 If I was in there on that particular day, probably not. I'm outnumbered.
What the fuck is you talking about? I know. It's also a thing called moving smart.

Speaker 1 If I'm outnumbered and, yo, them niggas is outside in a van looking for you. No, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 I'm right here. Which means you ain't really ready to stand on what you was saying.
But if they caution me, I have to stand on that. And I accepted that.

Speaker 1 I'm not walking into the mousetrap. I get what he's saying.
See, that's why I said we need clear definitions on what stand on be meaning. We just need a clear definition.
If you saying, yo, I did X.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to look for it. I did X, and whatever comes with it, I'm ready and prepared to face it head on.
That's standing on it.

Speaker 1 If I said this about your mother, if I said this about your kid, if I said this about somebody, and when I see you, I'm ready to stand on that. That's what that means.
I'm standing on my square.

Speaker 1 It ain't mean that when them niggas pull up, I could go hide in the bathroom or I could go out the back door.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying you did that. Okay, clearly.
I could go hide in the bathroom. If you was there, you wouldn't have came outside.
That's not hiding in the bathroom. I'm still sitting there at the bar.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't have been at the bar when them niggas were the campaigns. I wasn't there.
Keep it behind the bar.

Speaker 1 I wasn't there. I wasn't there.
I'd have made a phone call.

Speaker 1 I'd have made a phone call. And in closing, you're well, in closing for me.
Get up here now. In closing for me, y'all can fight about it a little more.
What I'm saying is this:

Speaker 1 what separates me from some of the street niggas that I refer to is simply risks that they're willing to take. True.
Risk reward assessment. That's it.

Speaker 1 For me, and everybody can answer this, which maybe already answered it with you. For me, shit, I just had a scrap.

Speaker 1 And in the following weeks was doctor's appointments.

Speaker 1 It was my wrists feeling funny. It wasn't worth it.
I couldn't pick up bags a certain way. That was him defending himself.
Wait, hold up. No, and that was me not pressing charges.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Because that's not who I am at my core.

Speaker 1 But if you get into some of that, like I said, charges could be pressed. You could end up going to jail.

Speaker 1 You could have time away from your children. I don't believe, ish, that for a stranger on the internet, you are going to have time away from your daughter.
I don't care what you say. I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's fine. You could put it.
I agree with you. I don't care what you're listening to.
I'm not telling you to believe.

Speaker 1 But it's level 2.

Speaker 1 And that's what I'm saying. And that's where guess what? And that's where them bitch ass niggas thrive.
Because they know you got something to live for and you got too much.

Speaker 1 And so they keep doing that shit.

Speaker 1 It is sucker shit, and that's how suckers thrive because they know you got something to live for, so I can say and do whatever I want because it's too valuable for him to punch me on my motherfucking face, which is what I deserve.

Speaker 1 I'm agree with you. Hold on, I'm agree with that.
That's true, cool. But they're not doing, you said say and do, they ain't doing shit, they just type in words.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 1 Don't offset the whole thing.

Speaker 1 For me, my whole life had been the same. Say what you want, my nigga.
You lay a hand on me

Speaker 1 or anybody I'm with, and we live is different and we live

Speaker 1 I've never been the guy that you stand on that initiate or set off and use and you I wouldn't give a fuck if the nigga in front of me clearly want to fight he got to do something Brit Bob

Speaker 1 For decades That's my whole life like I ain't lying So I don't think you fronting I'm not saying that you fronting I'm not saying that you lying I'm saying that that how you choose to handle some shit

Speaker 1 and how somebody else chooses to handle some shit There's no right or wrong in that matter. It's a personal preference and a personal choice.

Speaker 1 But there's wiser choice. I think there's wiser choice and less wise choice.
Like, for example, I'm not going to... People write shit about me every day on the internet, right?

Speaker 1 I would lose my fucking mind if I responded to everybody. So I'm not inviting nobody out, like once a meet-me-intecular shit.
Like, I'm not going to be like,

Speaker 1 I'm not doing that shit, right? Because you could be, also, you could roll up in a situation where you go to punch a nigga in the mouth. And that nigga pull out a Roscoe and pop your friend off.

Speaker 1 And then it's like, yo, you was arguing with, you know, so-and-so, right? You ain't annoying. I'm not not doing that.
However, if I see the person, I would do what Joel and B did.

Speaker 1 I would approach them and have something to say to them about it and make it clear not to do that again. If it was crossing a line.
Now, again, you can say a lot of shit.

Speaker 1 I got a high threshold, but I'm saying if it's in that zone of shit I don't fuck with, 100% of the time I'm going to say something about it. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 And then whatever comes from that, you got to be prepared to deal with it. You got to be prepared.
That's it.

Speaker 1 And when I'm on the other side of it, as a writer, I make sure that I never write or on TV say anything about anybody that I couldn't stand on when I saw them.

Speaker 1 Well, I follow follow that too as a broadcaster. I'm not going to say, and in life, I ain't saying nothing behind nobody back that I got a problem saying that they face.

Speaker 1 I just won't say it if that's the case. Right.
Bro, you know how much shit us up here? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 You know how much shit up here,

Speaker 1 and y'all are way more

Speaker 1 liberal than me and

Speaker 1 what y'all are saying. So you did vote for you.
So you are conservative.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Got it.

Speaker 1 We got it. What you say in this chair? We got him.

Speaker 1 And speaking on some of that shit, yeah, like, dog, I'll reserve my right to, you know what what I'm saying? Because we just had a conversation about something else.

Speaker 1 I have an opinion on it, but my opinion would be more hurtful than harmful. I mean, hurtful than helpful.
So I'm going to shut the fuck up because it don't deserve to be said.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel about some shit. You critiquing somebody performance and some shit like that.
When you start getting personal, it's different.

Speaker 1 And I don't believe that the gig is the gig when you start bringing niggas' families and niggas' friends into that. I think that's a cop-out for the bitches.

Speaker 1 I think that's pussy to talk about anybody's family, especially children.

Speaker 1 I also know that somebody's saying something about my family or children don't make it true sure as long as no are we affected does somebody really get hurt i feel like sometimes it's the audacity though yeah that's the audacity that's the part that will get

Speaker 2 up here and you keep running around trying to police these niggas like this just off of what they're saying you don't know every day listen it also might just not be the fucking day I might, I might, 364 days out of the year, I might be like, all right, I let everything fucking slide.

Speaker 2 It's that one day you got me, and you know, you talked about the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 All it takes is motherfuckers doing life over that. Losing control that one time.

Speaker 2 I totally understand.

Speaker 1 Losing control that one time.

Speaker 2 But it still makes you a human being.

Speaker 1 I could tell you, like, you never did scared straight.

Speaker 1 Go listen to Beanie Siegel, What's Your Life Like, off of the Truth album.

Speaker 1 Let them break it down for you. The toilet plunger sword? Yeah, yeah, that's it, bro.
Just push it to her. Push Raw and Toilet Sword.
That's the one. Just to shoot her.

Speaker 1 That's my shit.

Speaker 1 They play play that in schools in Philly. They should.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't you spend no time away from your daughter because that nigga on the line. Word, bro.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas, again, y'all encourage that. Y'all welcome that shit.
Y'all engage. I don't engage in that.
Who's your welcome? Wow. Welcome.
Welcome. And engage.

Speaker 1 I don't like those words. I just don't care.

Speaker 1 And you are you. And maybe it's things that you care about.
I don't care about

Speaker 1 the welcome post. That's welcome.
Maybe that's welcoming. I don't care what them niggas.
I care about what y'all say. And my parents and my loved ones, those that mind don't matter.

Speaker 1 Those that matter don't mind. Fuck them niggas.
Nah, niggas can't. Say what you want.

Speaker 1 They can't say nothing worse about me.

Speaker 1 I would agree. Well, a pedophile's bad.
Yeah. And don't y'all support it.

Speaker 1 While we're on the subject of bullshit, we should send prayers to Buckshot.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yo.

Speaker 1 Does anybody know the...

Speaker 1 He came out and said some shit. We still don't really know the full details.
Gotcha. Looks like he got joking.
If we knew the full details, I wouldn't say it anyway. Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 We've seen what we seen.

Speaker 1 I watched fucking rock

Speaker 1 blog on it because I didn't even believe it was real. Me either.
Like, that's how old school I am. Like, I think that the hip-hop pioneers and the legends that I love, we love.

Speaker 1 And if the old heads don't get health benefits or some type of pay increase or nothing from shit,

Speaker 1 the first thing they should get is the respect for what they have done throughout their lives.

Speaker 1 So I can't look at no video of the buck shot Shorty in the condition that I saw him in in that video floating around. Shit, it's crazy.
At first, I thought it wasn't real. I thought it was AI.

Speaker 1 Then it was confirmed in our, this happened in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 Money that recorded that video.

Speaker 1 I imagine your commentary is just as bad as what was being done. Buckshot Shorty, we love you.

Speaker 1 We're praying for you. We hope that you are safe.
I don't think anybody needs to experience that or go through that. That shit is crazy.
And like Rock said, right?

Speaker 1 Because that's the other side of punching people in your face or punching people in the face. We'll both go home from that.
What happens after we get home?

Speaker 1 Now who's ready for you to go make phone calls, me to go make phone calls? For niggas to be hiding in the bushes, hiding under cars, niggas buying expensive fucking ammo.

Speaker 1 Rock was like, like, yo, dog, we, you know, we 50.

Speaker 1 Like, the days ain't there when niggas was living like that, looking for that,

Speaker 1 or trying to respond to that assistant. That's why I try to respect everybody.

Speaker 1 I try to be respectful to everybody, dog. Like, I don't try to disrespect nobody.
I don't.

Speaker 1 That buckshot shit really, really disturbed me.

Speaker 1 I don't encourage any of y'all to go watch no videos.

Speaker 1 Just if you love hip-hop, send a prayer up for buck shots. That's it.
That's it. That's all I got.
That's all I got on the subject.

Speaker 1 Mel, you want to lead us into Quincy Jones?

Speaker 1 I'm real mad that I ain't get a pick with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get an interview with Quincy Jones, that I didn't get to shake Quincy Jones' hands.

Speaker 1 Normally, when all y'all be doing that goofy shit and posting texts of the nigga that died, and Peter, I don't be feeling the way I be judging shit on y'all. This time,

Speaker 1 this one hurt. This one hurt,

Speaker 1 and I'll come clean

Speaker 1 because I'm black. When we lose a great, my immediate reaction is going to be, no, not them.

Speaker 1 How did you take Quincy?

Speaker 1 And he said, Quincy was 91.

Speaker 1 And then my brain got to work, and I was like,

Speaker 1 that was his industry age, too.

Speaker 1 So, Quincy was probably 119.

Speaker 1 And I don't expect nobody to still be here. He did a lot in that 91.
Or 119. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yo, if there was ever a fulfilled life.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 He had it. He did it all.
He popped it. It's the 50s at the highest levels.

Speaker 1 I did everything I ever did at the highest levels. Word.
Everything I ever did will live long, long, long, way after me. It's mortal.
Quincy Jones, arguably the greatest to ever do it.

Speaker 1 Man, I think 2024 is ending just with.

Speaker 1 Know where my brain goes? What's up? Who do we have that could fill those shoes? Nobody. Nobody.

Speaker 1 Or even when I say fix, you know what I mean? Like

Speaker 1 when greatness leaves, you'd be like, yo, who do we have up and coming? Like political greatness, you'd be like, yo, who the fuck could step into those shoes now? Nobody.

Speaker 1 Like, and that's what I think about. Like, who are the next up-and-comings?

Speaker 1 Legends and icons.

Speaker 1 My brain went to if

Speaker 1 Quincy couldn't hold the position of a Lucian or a Lior

Speaker 1 or a Sylvia

Speaker 1 or any of these people. Julie.
Yeah. I have to imagine some of that would be, he didn't want that.
I would hope so. I would hope someone.
I hope that way. I would hope that he hope he didn't.

Speaker 1 I mean, remember, he was the first African-American VP of Mercury Records in, was that 50, was it 50s or 60s?

Speaker 1 In the 50s and 60s, and he said that wasn't for him. That wasn't the world he wanted to be in.
I accept that from Quincy, if that's what y'all are telling me.

Speaker 1 Then Stevie or any black, any black, great mogul with the best ear for music in the world,

Speaker 1 it would be nice to see them

Speaker 1 in more of a position of power. Or at least some of their

Speaker 1 contemporary, someone that they fucked with. Smoky, you know what I'm saying? Baby face.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm face. Well, face it.

Speaker 1 With that. Kinda.

Speaker 1 I just, I just, I don't. He more.
Kind of had it.

Speaker 1 That's a good point, though. I feel like we should do a better job

Speaker 1 letting people know his legacy. And I don't think people fully appreciate just how much Quincy Jones touched over the course of the 20th century.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's just so few things that were good that Quincy Jones wasn't connected to, whether it's color purple, whether it's Oprah, whether it's Vibe Magazine, whether it's me. I mean, bad thrill.

Speaker 1 All the albums we argue about, Quincy has his hand on it. You know what I mean? Whether you talk about theme songs, to TV shows, I mean, everything he did.

Speaker 1 And I think the thing that I always am struck by with Quincy Jones is the fact that

Speaker 1 this wasn't his first love. He was a trumpeter.
Word. And he had this brain aneurysm.
And the doctor said, if you ever play another note, you're going to die.

Speaker 1 And he had to figure out what to do with the rest of his life.

Speaker 1 I mean, can you imagine being in your 20s being told you can never do the thing that you've been wanting to do your whole life, chasing Ray Charles around, trying to play?

Speaker 1 And he turns it into like the greatest shit ever. One of the greatest composers, one of the greatest writers, one of the greatest producers.
It's like it's a reminder to me that, like, even when

Speaker 1 a door gets closed on you, it's not the final word on what you can be. You can't stop greatness.
Yeah. Adversity is

Speaker 1 like true greatness. You just can't stop it.
Can't. You can put a roadblock up, it's going to find a way around and still going to find its way out.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is Mark's third day on the job. If you let him out shine you on this topic,

Speaker 1 like you were supposed to have a memorable little, like, you supposed to get into that trumpet shit. Like,

Speaker 1 dude,

Speaker 1 like, how you feel?

Speaker 2 I appreciate him sharing a little factoid with him, with us because I did not know that.

Speaker 1 We're a team, Joe. All of us here, I mean, we're a team.

Speaker 2 One thing that I just learned very recently is the fact

Speaker 1 what'd you learn?

Speaker 2 I learned that he put his foot down when it came to don't stop till you get enough the violins. Michael wanted that out and he was like, nope, got to keep that in.

Speaker 1 True, true. There we go.
That's important. Sharing some facts about information.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.
Yeah, the A sides got B sides.

Speaker 1 Did you know anything about Quincy Jones?

Speaker 2 I know I was at his house

Speaker 1 hanging out, partying. That's all we got.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to the absolute legend that is Quincy Jones. The goal.
The best. The gold.
And thank you for your contributions. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't vote.

Speaker 1 No voting for you, girl.

Speaker 1 You ain't know the trumpet shit.

Speaker 2 I did not know the trumpet shit. No, I did not.

Speaker 2 I don't know everything.

Speaker 1 Well, what did y'all talk about

Speaker 1 at his house that day?

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Did you read the walls at all?

Speaker 1 Did you look at the fucking

Speaker 1 plaques? One plaque said, Yo, let me tell you this trumpet fact.

Speaker 2 Oh, you were there, so you know what's on the walls?

Speaker 2 I guess I didn't make it to that room.

Speaker 1 Ah,

Speaker 1 Bang! Connie, that was solid. Do it, good, KJ.

Speaker 1 Quincy Jones with me and Mel in two different rooms going back and forth is nuts.

Speaker 1 I would have kept the relationship.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 you just kept calling me sis.

Speaker 1 Fuck you talking about

Speaker 1 yo, Quincy. Imani said, he just wanted to go cry.
Quincy, we love you, yo.

Speaker 1 I can't think of somebody who did more in music anyway.

Speaker 1 Nobody close, for real. I can't think of it.
That's for real.

Speaker 1 Hey, if you, hey, I watched the We All the World doc. If you wasn't in there, Quincy, that white spiky haired boy.

Speaker 1 All that screaming, that white boy. Yo, him and Cindy Lopper would have went too crazy.
Thank God for Quincy.

Speaker 1 Thank God for fucking Quincy Jones, man. Oh my lord.

Speaker 1 That shit be a little too much in here, bro. Nigga be 91.
I'd be like, why?

Speaker 1 Why did you take him? Take me. So young.
It was so much life to live.

Speaker 1 I hate to be that guy to do it, but I always think of it. But when Stevie go, I'm going to be fucked up.
Oh, I'm done.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be twist. I'm calling out.

Speaker 1 I'm not coming in here.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you'd come back in with news. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Don't walk in like that. Oh, man.
Love on our black race while we can. Facts.
Love on our black race while we can. Support them.
Is anybody else on your check on me list?

Speaker 1 Check on me. Like you said, when Stevie go, you ain't going to be no good.

Speaker 1 It was Prince and Mike for me. Anita Baker, I'm sure, is on it.
I'm going to cry for a lot of people. I'm going to cry for Tony Braxton.
That was Mark Braxton. That Went in the Houston shit.

Speaker 1 That Went in the Houston.

Speaker 1 Yo, if we just naming people, I'm going to cry for it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cry, nigga. I cried for Aaron Carter, the other Carter, the Braxton motherfucker, Jamie Foxx.
Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cry, goddammit. Oh, yo,

Speaker 1 huh?

Speaker 1 Barry Gordy's one of them, too.

Speaker 1 Barry Gordy,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't cry. I mean, I'd respect the legacy, but I wouldn't miss no work.
Whitney Houston, I cry. Whitney Houston was tough.
I cried. And I watched the whole funeral.

Speaker 1 That shit was right there in Newark. That shit was.

Speaker 1 Whitney Houston was tough because the whole family started going like dominoes at that point. Like the kids.

Speaker 1 Even prior to that, Whitney was just tough because of circumstances. Like, just how we found out and how that happened.
And what happened? What shit was happening?

Speaker 1 That shit was at New Hope.

Speaker 1 Yeah, come on. I know Clyde was fucked up.
Yeah, man. That was rough.
Lou Devan Joseph was rough for me. Jaheem was fucked up.

Speaker 1 What? Jaheem was fucked up. No, I'm sure Clyde was

Speaker 1 devastated.

Speaker 1 Jaheem.

Speaker 1 I'm sure. Nice.
Jaheem is alive. No, I'm saying he was fucked up.
He was on the altar.

Speaker 2 So I was, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 I thought. No, he was saying.
No, no. He said,

Speaker 1 Jaheem is much alive. Jaheem was fucked up at Whitney shit.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Everybody, yeah,

Speaker 1 that Whitney funeral was beautiful too, man. It was powerful.
Did you go?

Speaker 1 I didn't. It was in Jersey.
I tried to avoid it. I'm going to go to the doctor.
Hold on, what's wrong with you? I had an invite.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Okay, be good.
Get invited. What did you say? It was in Jersey.
He wanted to try to avoid that. He didn't want to come to New York.
I seen that, right? You peeped it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I ain't gonna lie uber eats from kings you know

Speaker 1 yeah i ain't gonna lie yeah i do i i know

Speaker 1 they killed malcolm x and kings

Speaker 1 yo oh

Speaker 1 man they killed malcolm x and kings the the i gotta rewatch the dot i don't remember that part i thought it was in the autobot no but the the the the people who killed malcolm x they plotted it in kings and for weeks kings is kings was like the centerpiece of the newark mosque and you still gonna eat there that's crazy it has new owners

Speaker 1 it has new owners.

Speaker 1 That macaroni and cheese be hitting, nigga.

Speaker 1 Let me see. While we're here, can anybody unpack the young thug tweets for me?

Speaker 1 I don't know. This was a topic that I was like, you know what? It's cool to podcast and say, I just don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I'm waiting for music.

Speaker 1 I talked to some Atlanta niggas. They were like, Joe, you know.
I said, no, I don't. I'm not a street nigga.
They say, yeah, but you understand the street lingo. I said, I promise you I don't.

Speaker 1 Not today. Not currently.
Yeah, I don't get it. Then they read me the tweets.
Yo, Peter Wham is coming to bam. Pray up.
Load it up. Down.
Boogie. No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 And all of the street niggas, man. Oh, shit, he talk about Gunner.

Speaker 1 I don't know that he's talking about Gunner.

Speaker 1 I get he wants to work with Lil Baby. I get how Lil Baby feels about Gunner.
They're saying the T.I. feels the same way about Gunner.
I don't know that. I'm staying out of Atlanta business.

Speaker 1 It's none of my my business. I don't know.
I don't know. Release.
I heard him tell the judge I want to do music with my guy that's assigned to me. Which makes sense, though.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 This guy is assigned to me. Yeah.
I'm profiting off of this. Who's Peter? I don't know who or what.
I don't know who's going to be. Metaphorical or something.
I don't know. Little Wham.

Speaker 1 Wham is Lil Baby.

Speaker 1 That's his name. I get a nickname.
He's Wham.

Speaker 1 How the fuck do I know that as a consumer of music?

Speaker 1 Has he been saying it? Wham, wham wham

Speaker 1 George Michael shout outs

Speaker 1 wham let's got the billboard what what is and thug said before whatever wham says goes Okay

Speaker 1 So I guess that's where they're if where if Lil Baby has been the one that's been calling Gunner a rat and thug is kind of stamping that by whatever Lil Baby says what's happening.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but that's where people are saying yo, you know what he mean.

Speaker 1 I think that Thug could go do music with Lil Baby because that's his man, and go do music with Gunnar because he's his artist and it don't have to fucking intertwine. But maybe I'm old-fashioned.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people out here that are waiting for Thug to tell them whether Gunner is a rat or not. That's just true.
That's what I'm hearing. That's it.
Everybody's waiting for dog.

Speaker 1 We have been waiting for you to tell me to tell us, can you fuck with them or no? Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm no street nigga.

Speaker 1 But didn't Thug come home?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Without rattling.

Speaker 1 Thug did come home. He's home, right?

Speaker 1 All right, I'm lost. What you trying to say? How could he have been a rat if Thug is home? That's not true.
Yeah, that's not true at all.

Speaker 1 Especially with the prosecution right now.

Speaker 1 Some of the stuff, the prosecution fumbled the ball. A lot.
They fumbled the ball. So, and not just that, if you told, and I don't know if you...
Y'all are saying what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 No, listen, but that prosecution fumbled the ball. They asked me.

Speaker 1 That don't mean that you didn't give evidence. Listen.
He could have given adequate ratting. And then they got correct.
Listen. Oh, if he reacted to it.

Speaker 1 Part of Gunner's, what he had the cop to in his plea, what he had to acknowledge, there was a car that him and Thug were in, and there was a gun and some drugs in the car.

Speaker 1 Gunner is on record. Now, this is where I don't know street nigga lingo, but he's saying, it's not mine.

Speaker 1 To

Speaker 1 some folk, they're saying, and the fact that, yes, YSL is a gang.

Speaker 1 To some folks, that's ratting. If it's me and Ish in the car, it's not ratting.
Again, that sounds like ratting. It's not.

Speaker 1 And this is where it gets gray at, because you got some people saying that's ratting. You got other people saying, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 That's like down the middle in this room.

Speaker 1 It's not ratting. If me and ICE in the car and it's guns and drugs in the car, it's yours.
Ice is supposed to say, yo, it's not mine. I'm supposed to say it ain't mine.
And there you have it.

Speaker 1 But when he got on the stand. That's not how I was raised.
When he got on the stand and said, YSL is a gang.

Speaker 1 That's the ratting point.

Speaker 1 That's the point I was raising. Because the point is they have proved already now.

Speaker 1 If your artists and people close to you are saying this is a gang, all we now have to do is prove you are the head of said gang.

Speaker 1 And if I prove that you are head of said gang, then the RICO charges now are applicable. Yeah, how is that not rattling? I don't understand how that's not ratting.

Speaker 1 How are you, you said that's not how you was raised with that car scenario? What happens?

Speaker 1 You and Ish in a car, guns and drugs, and y'all get pulled over? Well, first when we get in the car, first thing I was taught, first thing last time. I think they know you dirty.
Right. But pass that.

Speaker 1 Y'all in the car.

Speaker 1 And we carry our own case. So

Speaker 1 whoever gun it is got to say it's theirs. That's what I'm saying.
What happened if he say it's not his? I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 But the problem is, if he, if...

Speaker 1 If he don't say nothing and then I say it ain't mine, that's like saying it's his. And that's where the people are saying gunners rat.
Right. That's right.
Now everybody say it ain't mine.

Speaker 1 That's different.

Speaker 1 But if Ish ish say i'm not saying and i say well it ain't mine that's saying it's his now if it's his he should say it's his

Speaker 1 he shouldn't put the case on me but it's not that it's not ratten see why i just mind my business

Speaker 1 i feel like i'm at the spiderweb i don't give a fuck you home he home woody home all these is home everybody home and i'm home

Speaker 1 yeah but you still don't want but you don't want i i could understand not wanting to fuck with somebody who put me in jeopardy especially if that wasn't the gameplay. And we all in this together.

Speaker 1 These are civilians.

Speaker 1 That's cool for this rap conversation we're having. There's nobody else that's going to put me in jeopardy.
I put myself in jeopardy.

Speaker 1 Everything that happens in our life.

Speaker 1 No, that's bullshit. That's bullshit.
I'm telling you, I live. I'm not telling y'all how to live.

Speaker 1 If I get in a car and this nigga was dirty and now we go to jail, before I get to all of that rat stuff, I'm getting to, well, how did I get in this car? Joel Fire. Me.
I'm telling you what I do.

Speaker 1 True. That's all I'm doing.
But that ain't the scenario here. The scenario here is we both are committing crimes together and one of us got caught and now I'm putting it on somebody else.

Speaker 1 That's why I don't know. I'm not going to work for them to commit crimes.
That's like the allegation. I don't know what.
I don't. That's where I go.
That ain't my business.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying that's the allegation.

Speaker 1 Doesn't mean that they won't commit crimes. Only they know the ins and outs of their relationship and the ins and outs and intricacies of their particular dealings.

Speaker 1 I want to see the thug tweet when it's time to go to the studio with Gunner.

Speaker 1 I just want to hear it. I don't want to hear no thug tweet.
That's my tweet. That's my issue.
Go ahead and just put your shit.

Speaker 1 Talk. I want to hear it.
My thing is, if you home and you just ducked a trillion fucking years,

Speaker 1 don't put no tweet out that could implicate you or that suggests that you were involved in anything or gets you right back in the same bullshit again. Just don't say nothing.
That's the craziness.

Speaker 1 To me,

Speaker 1 we shouldn't be having this conversation. If I just came home, I ain't tweeting shit, but if I do, it's gonna be like, where the ribs at?

Speaker 1 How do I get the kings? You know what I mean? It's gonna be some shit. Ain't got nothing to do, nothing to do with crime.
Yeah, fuck no.

Speaker 1 Or any street shit. No street, nothing.
That's true. I agree.
I'm up with that. 1,000%.

Speaker 1 And that's why I said some of that shit.

Speaker 2 Especially a tweet that's like leaves up to

Speaker 2 interpretation. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Because that's why I'm like rationing.

Speaker 1 Especially knowing they gave you this stupid long probation

Speaker 1 and they just waiting. They are dying for Salavan.
And they do anything so that they could come grab you and bring your ass back. And again,

Speaker 1 one of the terms of his probation is he can't hang with known gang members.

Speaker 1 And they've already acknowledged that he's a gang. So now it's much easier to track who you're with.
So if you're with somebody who's a known gang member,

Speaker 1 they got you again. Was it not for the purposes of music or was it period? Two people.
The two exceptions are familiar. Brother and gunner.
That's it.

Speaker 1 Nobody else. Nobody else.
You can't. It's brother and gunner.
And that is a common tool that state uses to lock people up. Indeed.
They cast this real wide net.

Speaker 1 And in California, they got civil injunctions against gangs where if I hang with any known gang members, if I hang with a blood, a crip, whatever, I can go to jail. And they don't have the exceptions.

Speaker 1 Like if I'm at Thanksgiving dinner with my cousin, who's a crip, or my, you know, Christmas with with my brother, who's a butter, whatever the thing is.

Speaker 1 Or bigger than that, a nigga might not be active, and he could have been in a gang when he was 13. Yep, he's still a known gang member.
You get what I'm saying? He's a gang member.

Speaker 1 He might have tattoos and all that shit, but he just may not be active out here banging. Yep.
Oh, so you got family ties.

Speaker 1 That was a hypothetical. Oh,

Speaker 1 Philly don't really got gangs. Yeah.
They got the Muslims. No,

Speaker 1 Black Mafia family, right? Black Mafia family, JBM, all that stuff. But that's anyway, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, three-way me on

Speaker 1 those calls.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was a

Speaker 1 comfortable. Is that HR department? I'm uncomfortable.
HR right there. That's what I'm doing.
Take it away, Corey.

Speaker 1 I meant call.

Speaker 1 Okay. Three-way me on the call.
I was flummox for a minute.

Speaker 1 Three-way me is nuts. Don't say

Speaker 1 to two dudes.

Speaker 1 Two dudes. How horny are you?

Speaker 1 Why wasn't one enough?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Speaking of three ways.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Speaking of three ways, and I'll tell you how disattached I am from these things.

Speaker 1 I was having a conversation with somebody. Actually, I wasn't.
I was in my phone out of my business.

Speaker 1 They've seen something in their phone, and they're going to say, oh, shit, Scrappy had a threesome baby.

Speaker 1 So I was like, oh, shit, that's dope.

Speaker 1 To be able to have a threesome, and then the woman that you love leaves pregnant, like, wow, what a story that you could tell for ages.

Speaker 1 And then they was like, well, that's not what a threesome baby is. Oh, no, no.
So I said, educate me. And it was like, that's when the other girl in the threesome gets pregnant.

Speaker 1 And I said, I was flabby-ass. I was like, wait, niggas are doing that? Oh, I thought this was like the roulette threesome.

Speaker 1 No, you do. You have a threesome.
I'm not exactly sure who's. No, you have a threesome with the woman you love and somebody else.
The somebody else gets pregnant. Threesome baby.
Got it. Okay.

Speaker 1 I did not know that was the new thing, the new trend. It ain't a trend.
Niggas is getting caught up. I had no idea.
Somebody happened to somebody else threesomes.

Speaker 1 Wait, people be raw dogging on threesomes?

Speaker 1 Wait, people wear condoms?

Speaker 1 People wear condoms in a threesome? People wear condoms? They don't wear condoms. In a threesome? Oh, let me.

Speaker 1 In a threesome? Let me prep you.

Speaker 1 What? Nobody up here in our single days wore condoms. That's not not true.
Line this to myself. That's not true.

Speaker 1 And if it is, it's not a truth I would allow you to share about me publicly. Say that condoms.
Same way we raise shit.

Speaker 1 Fuck you talking about. If you ain't have Instagram, I had a condom.

Speaker 1 Fuck you think this is.

Speaker 1 If it's standing on truth day, nigga, the fuck you talking about.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 And in many of my threesomes, I wasn't fucking both girls. No, all right.

Speaker 1 What I mean by that is, in the example you just talked about, where you and your significant other are bringing a third person that y'all don't know, I just can't believe that. Who said that?

Speaker 1 Who said it? Oh, that's true. That's true.
That's true. It could be a friend.
They might have had it. That's true.
They could have. Still, it seems hard.

Speaker 1 My thing is: how do you give the load to the other shorty?

Speaker 1 The load.

Speaker 1 There's one way to stop that.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. How? That shit was.

Speaker 1 That wasn't the plan. Shorty had that whammy.

Speaker 1 Who knows?

Speaker 1 Squash!

Speaker 1 That's crazy, son.

Speaker 1 That's wow.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna let go. If you don't use it, you lose it.

Speaker 1 You lost it.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Who else that happened to? It happened somebody else.

Speaker 1 Ah.

Speaker 1 Wow. Him I expect that from.

Speaker 1 I did not expect that from Lil' Scrappy, who, and I quote, said,

Speaker 1 you don't want no problems. Problems.

Speaker 1 Everything about this problem sounds like a fucking problem. Problems.
A lot of problems. And

Speaker 1 what's wrong with your coercion game?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Like, all right,

Speaker 1 all right, play it out. All right, three, something.

Speaker 1 You get the low, then you get the call. Yo.
I got to plan for this. It's here.
It's yours. I'm keeping it.

Speaker 1 That's your time to.

Speaker 1 That's your time to be Jordan or Obama. Obama.

Speaker 1 That's your time to. You got to get your Obama on.

Speaker 1 Well, you know.

Speaker 1 You start talking.

Speaker 1 What? Unfortunately, are we talking about like elimination?

Speaker 2 Oh, boy.

Speaker 2 Because I was going to say there's a lot of, you know, like abortion laws.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of abortion laws enacted in a lot of states right now, especially the red states. So.

Speaker 1 Not right there in Atkinson. That's a good point, though.
I don't know where is.

Speaker 1 I don't know about you.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you the few places where you can park somebody. I know personally, hey, hey, they got parking.
They got the, where are I bringing you up? Hey, Englewood, right there.

Speaker 1 Same smile, Junkie, the facials. Stop at the fourth floor.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 that's your man, son. Hackinsack.
That's your man. What's up? What are the other places?

Speaker 1 I heard. I googled it.
I know you back. I bet you.

Speaker 1 Why you Googled it? Huh?

Speaker 1 Because I couldn't believe that people were doing it.

Speaker 1 Oh, Bergenfield. Open Sink.

Speaker 1 Open Ramis.

Speaker 1 If you really need, hey, Jersey, them shits is like fucking malls. Like dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 It's like check-ass in place.

Speaker 1 Hey, if you don't want that kid, you do not have to have it. Oh,

Speaker 1 man. This guy is crazy.

Speaker 1 Yo, your brain. yo.
I'm not going to lie, you different.

Speaker 1 Get there early, too.

Speaker 1 Park, hold a hand, and have to talk.

Speaker 1 But this is what I'm saying. They probably know it like that.

Speaker 1 If this is the homie, that's different, right? Damn, girl. Fuck.

Speaker 1 And believe me, man, it just.

Speaker 1 It's even easier than that because you got your shorty with you.

Speaker 1 That's my point. Like, yeah, shorty coercing her to

Speaker 1 make a call. That's a Leo.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I don't want to be that guy, but

Speaker 1 there is a going rate for everything I heard.

Speaker 1 Now, this new age shit they doing since the NBA got TV rights is not coercion. You're just paying now.
Send the video. It's coercion.
It's a service. Send the video.

Speaker 1 If I'm paying you for something to convince you to do something,

Speaker 1 no, I'm not convincing you of anything. I paid you and you did it.
It's a job. Yeah, that's a transaction.
It's coercion at all. I know what you're saying.
It's not legally coerced. It's not illegal.

Speaker 1 It's just you're coercing somebody, but it's not illegal.

Speaker 2 Maybe it's not coercion. It's incentivizing.

Speaker 1 Money is

Speaker 1 the biggest motivator, incentivizer.

Speaker 1 I don't know what's up.

Speaker 1 I don't know about coercion.

Speaker 1 I don't know what coercioner. Well, no, I think coercion is the right word.
I just think if you're talking about coercion, like in the literal sense, it is coercion, but

Speaker 1 legally coercion. Coercion is the practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats.
That's why I said incentivize.

Speaker 2 That's why I said incentivize.

Speaker 1 Incentivize. It's not coercion.

Speaker 1 Anyway, I'm hiring. For those of y'all wondering, it's a buck fifty and up $250 if you sold a million records.
Incentivize.

Speaker 1 $2.50 is crazy.

Speaker 1 No, it ain't. What? No, it ain't.
No, the fuck it is not. No, it's not.
No, no. Let me put it different.

Speaker 1 When you're not famous, especially that number is like a different number.

Speaker 1 That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm just amazed at how much people.

Speaker 1 If anybody here, if anybody here,

Speaker 1 excluding Parks, because his wife is here currently, if she wasn't, you'd be involved.

Speaker 1 Your wife ain't here. I'm clicked nigga.
I ain't in this conversation. Go ahead.
Yeah, I will never have these problems. I'm gonna still join the hypothetical.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. I'm okay with joining the hypothetical.
I'll take you have my spot.

Speaker 1 If anybody here

Speaker 1 had the

Speaker 1 situation where a side got pregnant and we're threatening to expose you or tell your family or just keep it and raise that little bastard.

Speaker 1 250 is too high of a price to pay.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I'm asking.

Speaker 1 No, I wasn't saying it's not. It ain't too high.
I'm just saying that's a lot of fucking money. Yo, no.
No, it's not. Oh, boy, offered a million.

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, offered a million. He should.
Paul George.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 The six is disrespect, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, my tidy shit, bro. Paul George tried that shit.
He said,

Speaker 1 there's no amount of money in the world that could take me away. That's when girls want to love.
Oh, I feel a bond already.

Speaker 1 Boy, he's kicking. He's kicking.
No, I'm kidding. Wow.

Speaker 1 We're doing the kid of play, nigga.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 nope, I'm not coaching. Don't show me on the camera for that.
Don't show me on the camera for that.

Speaker 1 I just didn't know threesome babies was such a big, they was having a slice like that. But then again, I retired from threesomes 20 years ago.

Speaker 1 T almost burnt my mind.

Speaker 1 I assume the rest of y'all be retired from threesomes as well. I mean, I'm married, so that ain't.
That did not.

Speaker 1 I haven't had a lot of time. Let me say this since I have been married.
No, we don't do that. So I do that.
There you go. There you go.
I haven't had a lot of threesomes in my life, period, though.

Speaker 1 I was there for four or four of them.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. I said, I see it work.

Speaker 1 I was there.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 You did you do your big one?

Speaker 1 Nah. He was fucking like, he loved the bitches.

Speaker 1 It's like, damn, that nigga's still going.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. She fucked me up.
That nigga said, Time out, I'll be back. Went to the trunk, grabbed a dove, grabbed a bar dove.

Speaker 1 Came back, went to the I said, Oh shit, that nigga got a kick.

Speaker 1 But when these things occur, I just went home, smelly, smut, funny dick

Speaker 1 and got corn too. You were a black girl.
Let me smell your dick. Oh, brother.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. All right, well, shout out to Scrappy.

Speaker 1 Scrapped all you could, but you lost the fight.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I feel like there was something else funny that I had to get to. Let me pull out my list without Equatorial Guinea.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's funny. I don't know if we have to do that.

Speaker 1 I'm good not doing it. We were talking about Thug.

Speaker 1 What y'all think about Mariah the Scientist canceling?

Speaker 1 She's a rioter. I love that shit.
But I saw people upset. Like, it's

Speaker 1 you have an obligation to your fans. Who was upset? The fans.
Fans. That was at the show.
Fans that bought tickets to the show.

Speaker 1 And then she got nerved to FaceTime. FaceTime.
Hey, y'all. I'm home.

Speaker 1 But.

Speaker 1 Thank y'all for the time. I was there.

Speaker 1 Love y'all. Hey, I'm going to play some slaps for you, though.

Speaker 1 No, y'all sing to me. Yo, if I went to the show.
That's what they did. If I went to the Stevie Wonder show with the garden and that nigga face pop up on FaceTime,

Speaker 1 I would kill the shit out of Stevie Wonder.

Speaker 1 I'm going to put Mariah the scientist on Stevie Wonder in the same conversation, are we?

Speaker 1 They're similar to me.

Speaker 1 What's their you?

Speaker 1 Dissimilar. Very dissimilar.

Speaker 1 Respect to opinion.

Speaker 1 Y'all think he's wrong, though?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think any girl with a job should go to it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to act like y'all ain't never got a shit call out of work, nigga. nigga.
Stop playing with me. What? All right.
How much you make a day?

Speaker 1 For the whole tour. It was only, the tour's over next week.
Let me stop talking to you. I did that to fucking the stripper Michelle with the fat ass one too.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, come, just come on tour, girl.

Speaker 1 That shit be working.

Speaker 1 I ain't mad at it. You fucked up too, right? I let her shit.
Yo, what?

Speaker 1 If I've been in jail that long, yeah, she should be home. Yeah, fuck that tour.

Speaker 1 If she wants to stay on tour, do your thing. But if she wants to come home, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 you can reschedule a date. Come home.

Speaker 1 Oh, you can't reschedule it. You can't reschedule the date.
Why not? It's not her tour. Oh, yeah.
That's L. Oh, it wasn't her tour? Lotto's tour.
She was opening up.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's an opener?

Speaker 1 Oh, you can bring your ass home then.

Speaker 1 If I've been in jail that long and my girl's an opener, I don't care if you was the headline. Nigga, Lotto's the homie.
Girl, I understand.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and be with your man. Right.
What? All right, I'll take it back then. If she was the opener, then

Speaker 1 go be with your man. Yeah, go be with your man.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you bugger your ass hole. Big bro.

Speaker 1 He ain't letting that go.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to know if he was Eskimos on that.

Speaker 1 Joe, we could build 10 igloos.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 Circle back to Michelle. I popped Michelle before you.
No, you did not. All right, here we go.
Here we fucking go.

Speaker 1 So that's another one of his old jokes that you hit.

Speaker 1 I'm sensing a pattern here. Maybe the rumors about us is true when the whole room.
Oh, brother. Now I didn't fucking.
What are you talking about? And no, you didn't. I could tell.
No, you didn't.

Speaker 1 I could tell you. And I know the night you did it behind me like a mutt.
I didn't even know you. I didn't know you when I was.
Yes, you did. Because she loved me.
I did not.

Speaker 1 I listened.

Speaker 1 She loved me.

Speaker 1 That was your work.

Speaker 1 That was your boo-boo. I didn't know that girl when I knew her before I knew you.

Speaker 1 You say that to the girls that we do know.

Speaker 1 That's your little list. That's not true.

Speaker 1 Yo, this nigga is an idiot.

Speaker 1 It's so fun to be able to pull from history with your coworker.

Speaker 1 All right, shout out to Mariah Scientist. For sure.
Shout out to Young Those. Shout out to Gunner too, nigga.
I don't give you ratted. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 If I never hear the word rat again in hip-hop, I don't see what they have to do with music.

Speaker 1 Nothing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't care. I just don't care.
Give me the slaps, bro. That's it.
Make slaps. Yeah, and Gunner got them.
So go ahead and act like you don't want to go to that studio if you want.

Speaker 1 Lil Baby been with Central C and all these other.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey, you better get updated since you're home now on the temperature, who's hot and who ain't.

Speaker 1 Shit, the change is a little bit. And I'm talking to you because I do think baby is baby still.
Lil Baby. What do you mean? Stop it.
I'm just asking what you mean. I think Lil Baby is still Lil Baby.

Speaker 1 What does that mean, Joe?

Speaker 1 That Lil Baby could get in the studio and put on a hit. I think he could make one.
I think he could come up with one.

Speaker 1 I think his name calls for a certain I think when you say the name Lil Baby, it sits at a certain tier. There's a tier there.
He ain't off that tier because he's off of his hot streak and has been.

Speaker 1 He's not off that tier. But the music, I think that tier has dropped maybe.

Speaker 1 If it hasn't dropped the notch, it's trending downward. Like it's about to drop.
His show price ain't dropped.

Speaker 1 His show price ain't dropped. It went up.

Speaker 1 And I think he was preoccupied with what was going on with one of my closest friends. Yeah, and if he couldn't make nothing hot, let Thug walk in the door.
Oh, no, for sure. Like,

Speaker 1 like I said, they're teasing the record now. So, or whatever they're teasing.
Absolutely, there's something coming. They're sure to nothing.

Speaker 1 More beats. I'm just talking about Lil Baby ain't Lil Baby today that he was during that run.
He's put out there.

Speaker 1 It ain't even like he hasn't put out shit. He's dropped.

Speaker 1 I don't know now that he's back.

Speaker 2 Thug is back that he might be him.

Speaker 1 Fam, my man was looking at life. I'm running around doing all the political posturing that I could possibly come up with to keep my ass from going to jail.
I get all that.

Speaker 1 I'm running around with Stacey Abrams and everybody else doing

Speaker 1 music is the last thing on my mind at this point.

Speaker 1 And I agree. I'm just saying if you were doing that and not still dropping music, I would subscribe to that.
He still dropped and everything that he's dropped was mid. Was mid-mid.
The middest of mid.

Speaker 1 But again, I think that might go back to I'm not putting forth my best effort in the studio.

Speaker 1 I'm just doing, I'm in here on some, you know know, I mean, and I ain't gonna crucify him for that when everybody been mid with the exception of fucking six percent of rappers.

Speaker 1 Everybody been mid, but you're in a mid-time mid-middle. You're in that six percent of rappers who ain't been putting out mid

Speaker 1 until you were. All right, but now that I'm in the mid-class, nigga, I'm the best of the mid-class.
Don't none of you mid-maker niggas look at me a certain type of way.

Speaker 1 The mid-makers,

Speaker 1 yeah, the mid-makers. You mid-makers can't look at me like that.

Speaker 1 My last joint may have been some mid, but you niggas can't look at me like that. That's funny.
The niggas up there and above maybe could say, all right, he off his dick.

Speaker 1 I would agree with that. Hey, I'm a fan.
And I just think that them niggas have got a synergy that all them Atlanta niggas got, thug is home.

Speaker 1 I think it's a fucking family reunion down that bitch in Atlanta right now. I wouldn't hear Posse Cut.
I wouldn't hear, I wouldn't imagine. I wouldn't be surprised if T.I.

Speaker 1 Was in there rapping. He said he retired, but I wouldn't be surprised if he went in there.
You know what I mean? Like, I just think everybody. Yeah, bro.
Now I'm going to get mad. Everybody.

Speaker 1 Then I'm going to get mad. Man.

Speaker 1 Nah. Can you?

Speaker 1 You can't get mad at that. Yes, the fuck I can.
Why? I want people that say they retire to retire. That's your business.
And he was asking me if I could get mad.

Speaker 1 Everybody's retirement don't necessarily mean it like yours. Some niggas would be like, y'all.
He retired three weeks ago. I know.
I retired from making my own projects. It was the other night.

Speaker 1 I might do it. I was doing features, yeah.
I might do features.

Speaker 1 He said, I don't feel like jumping around on stages to entertain people.

Speaker 1 Oh, I took it different. I took what that's what he said, though.
He was like, Yo, I'm just tired of jumping around on stages, performing to entertain. And context, I mean, he said that after his

Speaker 1 what his retirement was from, performing. That does not mean I'm not still dropping.
Stand down there. What does retirement mean for you?

Speaker 1 What's retirement for you? You just never gonna make any songs when you stopped.

Speaker 1 Done.

Speaker 1 Served my time.

Speaker 1 What does it mean

Speaker 1 when they leave the fucking million? Honorable, honorable. I've served my time.
honorable discharge,

Speaker 1 I've filled my requirements, I've done it.

Speaker 1 Got it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's no song somebody could give me. Like when niggas talk to me about my retirement, granted, whole different ballgame.
But when niggas talk to me about it, I put 17 albums out.

Speaker 1 I put 17 albums out. I've toured.
I've did the big places. That's an opener.
I've did the small places. I've traveled.
I've fucked all the girls. I've got to stay there all the girls.

Speaker 1 I stood on couches. I did the unattractive gig.
I did the good gig. I got a nice publishing check.
I got a horrible. I did everything there is to do in music.
I did it. I left fulfilled.

Speaker 1 I didn't leave feeling like there's something more that I want to do. There's nobody that can call me.
Niggas call me all the time for features.

Speaker 1 There's nobody that could call me and get me out of what I'm saying because I don't have it. I don't have that desire.
So, so that desire. So hold on to me, ho.
And you're about to say hove now.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I was about to say, I'll say hove, but more like, I'm thinking about songs like Reservoir Dark, like songs that you look back on 20 years later and it's everybody and a mom was on it and it was fire.

Speaker 1 Benny called me for one of those a few years ago. Oh yeah, you know about that.
Benny called me for one of them with all of the rappity rappers, my type of joint, my style track. No,

Speaker 1 I'm retired. I would have loved to been able to play with you.
It's like when the OG ball players see the niggas today, yo, if me and you was on the same team, man, we got busy.

Speaker 1 I am going to look for sneakers. Got you.
And I didn't take what T.I. said that way until you just said it.
Like.

Speaker 1 Winning a $71 million suit or however much it was and then saying, I'm done hopping around or being the fish in the performing. I took that.

Speaker 1 i took performing i mean i'm done being the fish in the fish tank now yeah that's fine i don't have to succumb to the rules and regulations of music i don't have to tour for a check and that's how i that's how i took it see i forgot the tour but i i put it all together right but okay i'll receive that because i like what three stacks does except for when he grabbed the flute

Speaker 1 But like a surprise verse here and there, that shit he did on Kanye shit, that's still probably that might be the best verse since it happened. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can think of a better one, but I like that.

Speaker 1 And at some point, nine figures, I'm coming back. I'm going to give him something.
I'm going to give him something. I am.
Oh, yeah. I am.
One verse. One verse.
Or one EP or one project. Ten minutes.

Speaker 1 I am going to give him something. My time is a God for the, unless God, you know, has a different plan for me.
But if it's up to me, one day I'm coming to. So a couple months from now.

Speaker 1 That's not what I'm saying. That's what I heard.
You said nine figures. What time do y'all be having talks?

Speaker 1 It'd be 10 p.m. I'd be awake still around 10 p.m.
I can get into that.

Speaker 1 I want to announce to all of y'all out there that Fridays has filed for a chapter 11 bankruptcy. And I told them niggas when they took the Jack Daniels shit off of the menu that that was a bad idea.

Speaker 1 That was the only shit in there. That's shit.
But they put it with everything. Yeah.
Jack Daniels shrimp. Shrimp.
Jack Daniel's chicken. Steak.
All shrinks. The chicken.

Speaker 1 The shrimp, steak, chicken, Jack Daniel. They put Jack Dan with that.
Hey, yo, dog, I ain't gonna hold you on one of them off nights. I'll call them motherfuckers and get some

Speaker 1 Fridays to go right there by Kohl's. Fridays is my favorite of the poor places.
The bullshit, yes.

Speaker 1 Fridays is the best poor place.

Speaker 1 I'm from Philly, which is the greatest Fridays in the country. That is true.
Because Alan Iverson was there. Oh, yeah, it ain't nothing to do with nobody.
It had nothing to do with the food.

Speaker 1 It had nothing to do with the other food. They used to call it Club Fridays.
I remember. They had a velvet rope outside.
I remember. Like, it was the biggest Fridays in the country.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Fridays Fridays for me now.

Speaker 1 When? When Alan Iverson was in the middle of the day, Alan Iverson was on the 60s. It was this one specific TGR Friday

Speaker 1 that the whole entire Philly, i.e., every baddie in Pennsylvania, would line up to go to. And it was a club.
It was a club. You call it Club Fridays.

Speaker 1 And so at my young age, you know, you waited for whoever Alan Iverson was going to choose. And then it was an open field for the rest of the night for every other dude in there.

Speaker 1 And the options were better than any club in Philadelphia. Wait, what?

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
So, wait, if you were in there, I've been in there.

Speaker 1 Y'all waiting.

Speaker 1 Yo, bro.

Speaker 1 Don't act all disgusted and foreign. This is what everybody does at every club in America.
That shit was different. Hey, if y'all had to wait till he left, then cool.
I had to wait till he left.

Speaker 1 You still found the love.

Speaker 1 I had to wait till he chose. And you.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Hey, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 When Alan Iverson was outside, you talking about Quentin Richardson, who else he be talking about?

Speaker 1 I talked about Alan Iverson, too. Yeah, when he was outside and I was that nigga was him.

Speaker 1 I don't know if y'all don't have to explain that to me. I know.

Speaker 1 So, when you said Allen Iverson was in the spot in Philadelphia, right after the six months, my nigga, he was clearing any and everybody out. So, you didn't get a shot up?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, I don't really know what to do.
That's what I'm saying. You know, I don't shoot the ball.
No, you didn't get a shout-up. But when he left.

Speaker 1 It's open gym now. Yeah.
I get what y'all said. It was open gym.

Speaker 1 There's nothing wrong with that. I was on the court.
I just, yeah, I mean, how you get that. But once he leaves, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Once he leaves.
I'll be talking again. Right.

Speaker 1 Once that nigga leaves, you like.

Speaker 1 All your moms.

Speaker 1 I'm snapping the wall hoes off. Nah, that shit was different.
It was a different game.

Speaker 1 We just different.

Speaker 1 Nigga.

Speaker 1 You pardon. I'm not pardoning.
I'm telling y'all. You saying there's no dude in the world that could get you up out of there.
That's not what I'm saying. No, he won't say that.

Speaker 1 And some of the niggas. Nothing.

Speaker 1 This is what I'm saying. When I was 19, Alan Iverson got me up out of there.
I give respect to way too many women.

Speaker 1 25.

Speaker 1 Back then, Alan Iverson is getting you the fuck about it in Philly.

Speaker 1 Y'all not arguing with us. Y'all not responding to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Y'all just saying facts, and I acknowledge those to be facts.

Speaker 1 I'm saying, I'm putting a shot up

Speaker 1 while he's there. But you know, I don't share.
And

Speaker 1 I'm going to have to respect him that way. True.
And that's how I do it. Understand.

Speaker 1 He's a great way of making a lot of people. He's out there, nigga.
I'm shooting. Bah, bah.
And I learned. Hey, nigga, Alan here.
No, no, no. Don't do that again.
Okay. Well, that's face.

Speaker 1 But that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 That ain't what you said. We wasn't sitting on our hands, but you know, he had.
If

Speaker 1 you say it, listen what I'm saying. It's a room full of women in there, right?

Speaker 1 Anybody you hollering at that's came in there to see Alan Iverson, she's cutting the eye the whole time to see if he's gonna choose.

Speaker 1 If he's doing something else, I like my chances, the number two option in the Fridays. But until he's made that choice, it's all speculative.
It's all up for grabs. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Y'all found a love of your lives. So it worked out.
It worked out. It worked out.

Speaker 1 It's best in that.

Speaker 1 It's best to not shoot at every bass. You're a front of that.
Right? You're such a front.

Speaker 1 You would have been there, right? Niggas just standing there. Oh, hey, I left.
I got a ball. I got a ball.
I got a ball. Whatever.

Speaker 1 All y'all would have been there doing the same shit, eating your three-for-all, you know, potato skids waiting. Never the case.
I'm getting shot up.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying you know, we all got shots up. Maybe two or three.
We all got shots up. And I might wear Ivis jersey, nigga.
This bitch might be too drunk.

Speaker 1 Fuck her up.

Speaker 1 I'm bubble chuck number two.

Speaker 1 Oh, yo, this thing's a fucking fool, yo. I hope that Fridays is just doing the Red Lobster Repackage.
I hope so. Yo, they said it was 600 Fridays.
I haven't even seen Fridays in a minute.

Speaker 1 It's 163 Fridays now, and them shits is dropping. Yeah, it's one near million.
Like, yo, dog, and that probably is probably gone. Oh, I wonder if I could buy Fridays.
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 And bring back Club Fridays.

Speaker 1 We're Allen Irves tonight. You get by Allen Iris a nigga.
It's us.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm shooting.

Speaker 1 I'm Bernard King out of this bitch.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Like, nah, that shit was...
That's fucked up. Has anybody here seen the Kodak and Kaisanat stream?

Speaker 1 I did. I did not.
I personally, I ain't like it. That was a trick just to get Ice to talk shit.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking shit about it. I actually, I watched quite a few clips.
I even jumped in on the stream just to see how it was going.

Speaker 1 I like what he's doing.

Speaker 1 But the Kodak part,

Speaker 1 I didn't really. Kodak was clearly fucked up.
Like, he got fucked up as the stream went on. And you can see it.

Speaker 1 He went from looking like,

Speaker 1 well, we know Kodak has, you know, he's been vocal, he had problems, whatever. Start looking like Polaroid.
But you start to see it. Like, he was like, I'm not even.
I'm just doing it.

Speaker 1 I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Go ahead. Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Yeah, that was fucked up. I'm really cording.

Speaker 1 You're better than that. I'm just going to say that.
Yeah, that was low. I think your 40s, it's time to be cording.

Speaker 1 That was a little.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 But yeah, once he got to the point where

Speaker 1 he was damn near looking like

Speaker 1 dude out on the corner, like Mr. Wendell, like, it was bad.

Speaker 1 At that point, it's like, come on, dog.

Speaker 1 Somebody, I felt like somebody should have

Speaker 1 not stopped the stream because I know that's the goal. It's like this marathon thing for, I think he's doing 30 days or something.
But I do think.

Speaker 1 Somebody should have just came in and, all right, come on, let's get him out of here. Let's just keep this going.

Speaker 1 I ain't like it personally. I hate that shit.
Didn't like it. There's too much of that.

Speaker 1 He was slurring. He was, he looked bad.

Speaker 1 I don't like seeing Kai, not Kai, Kodak under those conditions at any time. I really don't like seeing any entertainer under those conditions.
True.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like they keep running up on

Speaker 1 what's the ball player?

Speaker 1 Devontae West. I don't like that.
Like, we don't have to

Speaker 1 forget these things and broadcast them with Kodak being on the stream. Once you see somebody that bad, it's like, all right.

Speaker 1 But they said he got production, like, he got a whole,

Speaker 1 I didn't see it, but they said he got progressively worse.

Speaker 1 He started the stream seemingly sober, and they said, um, it was even one point during the stream, I don't know how true it is, that he threw a perk up in the air and dropped it.

Speaker 1 Like, they said he basically got high. No, they said he did a trick.
He, well, not they said I seen that part. He did the trick with his mouth taking the perk, like he flipped it.

Speaker 1 And then it kicked in mid-show.

Speaker 1 just you know what I'm saying got progressive I'm praying for Kodak yeah I'm praying for Kodak I hope he's well I hope he gets better I hope his corner and the people that love him love him

Speaker 1 that's my mature adult response to this story

Speaker 1 on the flip side

Speaker 1 boy it was nice to see Kai Sinat around some drug and some drugged up niggas

Speaker 1 he always around niggas that's just happy and jubilant and and showing teeth and cheering and high-fiving niggas. There's some drug niggas around now.

Speaker 1 He was looking like, when does this?

Speaker 1 He looked uncomfortable. He was looking like.
He really looked uncomfortable. But you could see, that's what I'm saying, though.
And with having a whole production scene, somebody should see that.

Speaker 1 No, nigga,

Speaker 1 it's a lot of money in this building, dog. I don't want that part.
Yes, it's a lot of money in this building. I can't even play like that no more.
He's getting ad money out to Wazula. It ain't time.

Speaker 1 Don't come over to my shit looking all drugged up and stupid. Somebody was supposed to remove that.
Like, not for nothing. Even the whole, like he said, he did the perk trick.

Speaker 1 Like, that's cause to get your channel banned.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of money at stake here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And shouts to Kai because I saw he did, he was doing something where he was jumping in streams of lesser known people. Oh, that was fire.
The cash raid, what do they call it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was, that was super fire. Oh, a love raid.
He had all his followers and stuff, yo, subscribe to this person. So some just random person just pop up.
That's using your platform.

Speaker 1 I love that shit, bro. That is absolutely

Speaker 1 fine. So shout out to him for that.
And shout out to him for just a nigga, dude. He's killing.
Yeah. He is absolutely true.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm happy about that. I am.

Speaker 1 And he was playing Pump It Up the other day. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. That's just ain't hard when young people listening to it.

Speaker 1 I've noticed that young people got a new...

Speaker 1 Because for a while, Pump It Up was, they would just try to use it to shoot at you. But I have seen quite a few younger people now.

Speaker 1 It's almost like a nostalgic for the record. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've rationalized it already, so I don't care. You can't fucking be the TikTok era and then just pump it up to me.
Sorry. Not the way it works.
Y'all niggas like to dance, right?

Speaker 1 Go ahead and get the shugging.

Speaker 1 Stupid.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm done. I don't have nothing else to say to y'all.
Hit subscribe, follow, sign up to the Patreon, all of that shit the geeky niggas say.

Speaker 1 I do want to tell everybody that Saturday night, I took my hot ass out

Speaker 1 and I took a nap.

Speaker 1 That's nice.

Speaker 1 I took a nap and took my hot ass outside thinking I still had my 20s and 30s energy in me. And some of my teen years back when we used to break day and felt like that was an accomplishment.

Speaker 1 I sat my happy ass in the strip club and watched that clock from 1.55

Speaker 1 all the way to 2 a.m.

Speaker 1 And I seen it go back from 2 a.m.

Speaker 1 to 1 a.m.

Speaker 1 And while I thought that I'd get an extra hour of partying and sleazy hoes,

Speaker 1 I started yawning my ass off in that fucking club.

Speaker 1 I said, oh,

Speaker 1 what am I doing here?

Speaker 1 Yo, daylight savings is not the event that it used to be. I'm tired now.
And that one hour feels like three hours.

Speaker 1 I was in bed last night. It was pitch black outside.
I said, oh, I'm so tired. It was six o'clock.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's over.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to tell you. I had to look one of my favorite bartenders in the face.
We said, you're leaving already?

Speaker 1 Yes, girl.

Speaker 1 I have to go home.

Speaker 1 And I don't even say that no more. I just do this.

Speaker 1 I do this. I give them a sleepy sign.
I'm sleepy.

Speaker 1 It's charming, though. That's dope.
I go home.

Speaker 1 I'm sleepy.

Speaker 1 She's like, you're so cute.

Speaker 1 Meet me too. I go, meet me sleep too.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. Not sleep with me.

Speaker 1 Not sleep with me. I'm going home to jerk off to the video I just made of you and go to bed.

Speaker 1 I got my video. I'm about to fuck you for a month.

Speaker 1 What a cherry.

Speaker 1 400 for the bed.

Speaker 1 You know what I do with a bed?

Speaker 1 Yo, Patron.

Speaker 1 This ain't babies. This ain't patron.
Patrona.

Speaker 1 Patrony, what? He fries a little.

Speaker 1 He fucked me up. Yo, what the? Daylightsabers ain't kicking y'all ass?

Speaker 1 Or y'all be home chilling with your families and shit. Even though I'm going to still kick your ass.

Speaker 1 It still kicks my ass. I don't feel no difference.
Neither. I go to sleep, man, late anyway.
Why? I'll be up doing paperwork and shit.

Speaker 1 You good.

Speaker 1 See, I skipped the joke. I let him do it.
Go sleep, man.

Speaker 1 So much paperwork.

Speaker 1 So much. Oh, my God.
Flooded.

Speaker 1 Swamped.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm the only one laughing to make me a bad friend. No, I'm trying to catch the joke.

Speaker 1 You up all night with paperwork. That's it.
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 It just sounds funny. Ain't no real joke.
It's just funny.

Speaker 1 It's time you go to bed, Mark.

Speaker 1 It depends. Like 11, 12, I usually wake up and then

Speaker 1 do it all the way.

Speaker 1 I get a little hour or two and then I'm up most of the night. Then I got to wake up whenever the baby wake up.
And this daylight shit got me up. Now he up at 6 a.m.
Oh, yeah. That sucks, right?

Speaker 1 Getting rid of the defined roles. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, you got to share the responsibility. I know.
Yep. Parenting and shit.
Well, you got to breastfeed this motherfucker. God damn it.
Shit is rough.

Speaker 1 The kids up hungry. Like, yo, you don't hear them?

Speaker 1 Shit, yeah, me. Yeah, you don't hear them? Hey, I'm hungry, too.
Here go Lex learned to say, yo, you ordered it yet? All right, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Hey, that's my man right there.
That's my man right there.

Speaker 1 Keno always keep a like clean looking white boy with him. Like a white boy.
Like a white boy that cuts up was a model for a year and a half.

Speaker 1 With some money, too. He don't hang around a broke white.
No.

Speaker 1 One thing about Keno,

Speaker 1 he will not hang around a white that's broke.

Speaker 1 No, for real.

Speaker 1 That's a talent. That's your man.
Be able to sniff out.

Speaker 1 Snip out the right whites. The right whites.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, yo. Naturally, without cologne, who do you think smells better?

Speaker 1 Like blacks or whites?

Speaker 1 I'm not falling for it. I'm not.

Speaker 1 I've learned.

Speaker 1 Look, plummets.

Speaker 1 They plummixed.

Speaker 1 Not falling for it. What say you?

Speaker 1 I got a sleeper.

Speaker 1 I got a sleeper. I got a sleeper.
I got a sleeper. Why y'all won't say us?

Speaker 1 Is it raining?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I'm just asking. Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's racist.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't say. That's racist.
Just by the way. That's some type of reverse racism for me.

Speaker 1 But it's the thing.

Speaker 1 All right. I have a sleeper.
Does everyone here have a sleeper? Yes. Except for Mark.

Speaker 1 Actually. Mark don't play sleepers.
Not, I'm trying to exclude him. I'd love to play sleepers.
Am I allowed to play pick sleeper?

Speaker 1 Got them.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm not in the group chat, so I don't know what he's saying. I was just about to say, when you make the the group chat, that's a good thing.
You can play a sleeper.

Speaker 1 If you play a sleeper, we'll put you in the group chat. Okay.
Let's see what your music bag is. Come on.
I got to pick one off the spot. Marvin Sapp.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Come on. What Frankie Beverly did? First sleepers can't be nothing worse than what we've seen, bro.

Speaker 1 Nope. Let him pick a sleeper.
Let him pick a sleeper, something that people are sleeping on out there. Yeah, that's it.
Because he's about to come in with some of Yolanda Adams. Mary, Mary.

Speaker 1 Is it a sleeper, though? I was going to say this Freddie Gibbs, something from this Freddie Gibbs album. That's fine.
That would be a sleeper. Perfectly fine.
Shout out to Freddie Gibbs.

Speaker 1 I'm supposed to go to dinner with him tonight, and we'll make sure I hear his album first.

Speaker 1 Because that's pess phony and fucked up. Shout out to him.
Shout out to my man.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm done. There's nothing else pertinent that I got to get out.
Let me just make sure. Let me read my list.
We're getting to the

Speaker 1 Ecuadorial Guinea, Guyne, Guyanese. We're getting a homeboy soon, Patreon.
That's Saquon Jump. I'm getting to that.

Speaker 1 The Puffin DAs.

Speaker 1 Let's see.

Speaker 1 Oh, and homeboy to go to your job and voice all the complaints to your supervisor for you on Patreon. Sign up.
And don't none of y'all try to call them either. I'm a no.

Speaker 1 I'm a no, if y'all called them.

Speaker 1 I'm going with Austin Mills and Jossie. Hey, shout out to Austin Mills.
Shout out to Austin Mills. This record is called Need I Say More.

Speaker 1 There's a chance when I see you in my lucky. I'm just in me.
You know, I've never been the one to get nervous, but you're doing it to me. You have me all in not the stops.

Speaker 1 Cause finding you that watch whatever you like.

Speaker 1 It's whatever you like.

Speaker 1 And I know you're experienced.

Speaker 1 Something about you makes me curious.

Speaker 1 You play hard to get a chase you down.

Speaker 1 You know, I gotta pull up on ya.

Speaker 1 I mean, what's up? I'm talking about you and me to do what we want.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking about you with me.

Speaker 1 Girl, forget me, bro. I want you to sing and do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about you and me.

Speaker 1 And need to say more, need to say more.

Speaker 1 need to say more

Speaker 1 Need I say more

Speaker 1 Ooh, ooh, need to say you, and me, and you

Speaker 1 Shawty filled me up. I like the way she looking back at me.
She told me she ain't got no panties. But she could take my hand, it got nasty.

Speaker 1 Look at like you could be my drug. Give me one taste, and I got stuck.
Yeah, I know we got options. But nothing ain't poppin' like us too.

Speaker 1 And I know you're experienced.

Speaker 1 Play hard to get a chase you down.

Speaker 1 You know I gotta put up on ya.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about you and me. Today

Speaker 1 we won't do anything about you with me.

Speaker 1 Girl, here we go. I'm supposed to say

Speaker 1 whatever you want. Talking about you and me.

Speaker 1 And need to say more, need to say more.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. We back to the Peppermint Lounge with this one.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Oh, you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge neither?

Speaker 1 Oh, y'all waging all out like Newark Elizabeth like war.

Speaker 1 Do your friend got a friend for my friend? Oh, no, no, no, no. Shut up.
I don't like... I can't say that.
All right. Forget it.

Speaker 1 That was Austin Mills and Jazzy. That record is called Need I Say More available in your iTunes, on DSPs, and your phones right this very second.
Here's the other reason I don't fuck with you niggas.

Speaker 1 Nowhere else I ain't seen you Newark niggas at?

Speaker 1 Never saw y'all at that IHOP to serve the Collard Greens where you can get murdered.

Speaker 1 Never seen you there.

Speaker 1 Where is that?

Speaker 1 On

Speaker 1 Bergen, is it?

Speaker 1 I've never seen y'all.

Speaker 1 Corey, Bergen, is it? Never seen you there neither, Corey. Oh my God.
Corey-ish, I ain't see, y'all was never there.

Speaker 1 I was never there.

Speaker 1 They called me when he was there.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all the king of that. Y'all the king of, I got a call when they would.

Speaker 1 Dog, you know how many calls I get? Yo, yo. I don't satisfy that.
If you go out in New Jersey, I get a phone call. No, you don't.
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about, oh man, you my man, so I can't blow it up. But I had a slice the other night with that damn girl wanting to talk me down.
Oh, I just checked this. I just checked this.

Speaker 1 Oh, Joe is here. I checked that.
Why don't you come out? Because Joe is here. I don't like that shit either.
Check that. Check her.
Yo, dog. dog.

Speaker 1 Everywhere you go, I get a. Yo, Joe here.
Check him. Yo, your man here, yo.
Your man is over here. Tell him we hate that.

Speaker 1 You didn't even eat collard greens, nigga. You wasn't here.

Speaker 1 Anyway, man. I set up a whole car wash in Newark when I was 17, nigga.
The fuck is y'all niggas talking about? You 44.

Speaker 1 17?

Speaker 1 I could have rocked with it.

Speaker 1 Hey, y'all went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City at 17.

Speaker 1 I went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City the other day, nigga. No, you didn't.
It was closed. No, they wasn't.

Speaker 1 He's about to roll past real fast. Ask Dave.
I know.

Speaker 1 You said his name don't mean you got to slurp you. Come on,

Speaker 1 you ain't stopping. Order nothing.
Stop it.

Speaker 1 Large banana shape, nigga. I know.

Speaker 1 You banana shook, all right.

Speaker 1 It's cool. I'm with you, my nigga.

Speaker 1 You banana shook. That's all right.
Fuck out of here. I'm with you, my nigga.
I'm gonna deal with that. I hate these niggas.
I I don't want to work with y'all.

Speaker 1 It's cool. Go ahead.
Somebody play a shit.

Speaker 1 Y'all kill Fridays, but if y'all do something to Tony Romas, we're going to have a beef.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. There's people in here that want to shit on Tony Romas? Not shit on it.
I can live without it, though. Yeah.
Like a piss on it. It ain't Fridays.

Speaker 1 It ain't Fridays. It ain't Jack Daniels.
You're right. It's not.
It ain't Jack Daniels. You're right.
Tony Romas is not Friday. That was Whiskey Glease.
It ain't Jack Daniels no more. Wait,

Speaker 1 y'all think Fridays is higher on the food chain than Tony Romas? Yeah. Yeah.
Not even close. Take your time to think about it.

Speaker 1 Look, even if it's not, I still would prefer to go to Fridays. Got that.
But they saying.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what I mean. I guess it's based on preference.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Some people prefer Section 8. They don't.

Speaker 1 I would mean it.

Speaker 1 If I could get it, I would.

Speaker 1 I know. But he's scared.
He couldn't live nowhere with Section 8. No, who could? He'd kill that boy.
Yo, dog, Section 8 is everywhere.

Speaker 1 i can live right in fort lee inglewood cliffs anybody with section eight what are you talking about and i don't no more jokes from you about me not being able to go to the hood neither i don't want to hear another peep about that from you because then i'm gonna bring up when you let the neighbor live that came to your door

Speaker 1 neighbor lived that came that fan when that fan came right to your door and said it's up nigga yo what up and you and you slammed the door and ran

Speaker 1 you remember i don't remember you told a story on it i don't remember because it was fabricated story you talking about so you punch him in the face i don't even know who you're talking about The fan that came to your house.

Speaker 1 You ain't put a hand on him. He didn't even breathe wrong.
This nigga didn't say nothing crazy. He came to me.
He came to your house.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, the homie ish really do live here. He fanned out.
And you let him live. As opposed to a nigga that's on the other side of the country just typing on the computer.

Speaker 1 This nigga came to your house where you and your family lay your heads. Come on, man.
You supposed to unearth him. Yeah, man.
You supposed to stand on business. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That fan got right in the car and went home.

Speaker 1 Don't wear that tough Tony shootless this nigga. Fuck out of this shit.

Speaker 1 He got him a hoodie. And I'm not tough.
He wants to fight the spaces, nigga. I'm not tough.
I'm not even talking. Okay, that fan nigga.

Speaker 1 A hug and a hug. A hoodie and a hug.
The package.

Speaker 1 He bought the ish bundle. They got the teacup.
They got the cup. They got the consultation on the way home.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm done. All right, man.
I'm up. I'm done.

Speaker 1 I'm going to the West Coast.

Speaker 1 This is the first single off of Snoop's new Snoop and Dre's new album called Missionary.

Speaker 1 The song is called Gorgeous, and it's Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre and Janair Eco.

Speaker 1 Okay, and a bad combination.

Speaker 1 And one way to do it. Me too.

Speaker 1 Cut that back.

Speaker 1 Or Dazz digger.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can always tell a Dre something

Speaker 1 or dazz.

Speaker 1 Watch yourself.

Speaker 1 I feel so fucking gorgeous. Y'all fish hit the gorgeous

Speaker 1 Under the skies, eyes in your eyes, this is full.

Speaker 1 We can make anything,

Speaker 1 this is everything.

Speaker 1 Don't forget the right display, six in the morning, yeah, bitch, six and seven.

Speaker 1 Last time I checked, I was the plug to your plug, I'm the fucking connect. What you expect, negotiate, never sell for less.
Never lose, always winning when I shuffle a debt.

Speaker 1 Dropping these jewels, where I'm from, you better treasure your chest. You know the rules, plus when she always come with a guest.
She in the pool, best believe I plan on making a wet.

Speaker 1 Give her the blues, back up in this bitch and get in my rep. Show you how to do it properly when you're on my property.
I'm a hot commodity, boy walk monopoly. A nigga safe, wearing out of space.

Speaker 1 I'm an odyssey, oddestly. I'm that motherfucker that you gotta safely.

Speaker 1 We can win anything,

Speaker 1 cause this everything.

Speaker 1 Don't do

Speaker 1 Now that's a lot of ass in the past and just see dropping low, low, low, low. Yeah, about to hit a switch in this bitch.
Watch the six-foot roll. I deal with the cons and the pros.

Speaker 1 I mix crip shit with the highs and the lows. Picture this bitch withdrawing a bank roll.
It's just some dog food for the soul.

Speaker 1 Criminal psychology, this shit just a part of me. Industrial robbery, a product of 93.
Follow me, follow me, I'm on the dollar feet. My stock up, making no eternal policy.

Speaker 1 Don't say shit, the gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Under the skies, icing your eyes. This is a full ring.

Speaker 1 Six in the morning. Yeah, bitch.

Speaker 1 And again, that record is gorgeous. Snoop Dogg, Dr.
Dre, Janeaiko, off of Snoop and Dre's album Missionary, which will be out next month. I think that beat is unfair.

Speaker 1 That beat sounds crazy.

Speaker 1 Dumb drums sound great.

Speaker 1 Bro, I first heard that record in the car. I was like, okay, my speakers don't usually, this shit is mixed, and that shit sounded amazing.
Yeah, that's true. Headphones, everything.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I said, I couldn't wait to hear how it sounded once you.

Speaker 1 That's making me want to go grab my Beats by Dre.

Speaker 1 Do commercial, bring you back out.

Speaker 1 God, damn. That shit sounds good.
Me and I used to be fiends for them beats by Dre. Shit's some more.

Speaker 1 Had Karen Civil sending some shits every moment. The pack come every week, damn near.
Some new shit. My stupid ass,

Speaker 1 I went and downloaded the Beats by Dre Apple Music playlist.

Speaker 1 I had that shit, too. Yeah.
I had it. I did.

Speaker 1 That's why they bought beats. Yeah.
That's what the song's for. That song makes me realize, well, I knew this already, but making a song is really like having a jump shot.

Speaker 1 Like, it don't matter how old you are, you know how to make a song.

Speaker 1 Yep. No matter what you think of that song, people that know how to make a song made the song.

Speaker 1 That's that's shout out to Snoop, man. Andre.
Shout out to Snoop. Shocked that Ice had to be the one to play the Snoop sleeper instead of Mel, but

Speaker 1 you ain't played a Q-tips.

Speaker 1 I was going to play some games, but if Mark's going to play some games, I'm going to let it rock. I know Ice just played Big X the Plug, but I finally listened to the album, and I have to say, my bad.

Speaker 1 Let's go!

Speaker 1 Let's go!

Speaker 1 Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 Let's go.

Speaker 1 This is therapy session. It's quick.

Speaker 1 But it's fire. Whole album's fire.
You can pick any song off. Crazy, bro.
That big ex shit. Tony Cole.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And great guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, you talk about it.
Great guy. Great guy.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, it's been the same, baby.

Speaker 1 I do your one. I just wanna make love.

Speaker 1 Hey, see, I've been doing well, not great, but good. Can't complain, I got more than I should.

Speaker 1 Been a while since I thugged in the hood I just hope that my folks understand how to hit every stat I'm just trying to get to it Anyways, just they liking my music I just did a show, caught by the rule, head like 80 something thousand folks jamming and grooving

Speaker 1 I can't even lie When I be away from them, I cry I love them the most so I hate for them ever to say that they daddy wasn't right on their side But for real, my lil' nigga be fly He been dressing himself while he tried My daughter so pretty, look just like her daddy and shit I be telling her niggas gon' die And your family?

Speaker 1 My people been straight. Trying to put foot on all of that place shit.
I've been going hard. I guess now they seein' this shit.
Cause before they thought I should switch lanes.

Speaker 1 How should I start buying ice and keeping on likes? Now they see that this shit is way bigger than likes. No more jets.
I know that that's right. Okay, what about your teeth?

Speaker 1 This shit bigger than life. It's a movie that near every night.
Been popping these bottles to represent life. And shit, we was just broke.
I mean, I have a dollar.

Speaker 1 We kicked out till we finally got right.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie, I've been stressing. Trying to give everybody a blessing.
You don't know how it feels to have everything everyone wants before this shit can get hit.

Speaker 1 But I swear I've been trying to quit. Make one more half a million.
I swear that they see. I done spent 7k on Columbus, it's expensive as fuck.
So I guess I can give up the steeple. So life's good.

Speaker 1 No, I ain't saying that. But I never give none of this back.
Yeah, I lost a whole lot on the way. But if I'm being honest, I'm good right here where I'm at.

Speaker 1 All right, think this was a good session. Give us a lot of fucking album.

Speaker 1 Same time next week. That's Big X the Plug therapy session.
The album is absolutely fucking great. It's probably my,

Speaker 1 it's up there for me for the album of the year. Yeah, it's on my list.
It's absolutely on my list. I'm just a couple listens.
I'm like, oh shit. Yeah, it's one of the

Speaker 1 amazing album. To me, this album reminds me just off of listening to it.
It gave me the same shit that when Sauce Walker dropped his album, it was like towards the end of the year.

Speaker 1 And it snuck in. It was like, oh, shit, this is one that's going on.
Everybody look.

Speaker 1 I feel the same way about this big exercise.

Speaker 1 Great. Shout out to

Speaker 1 snuck in. And I didn't know this, and because he tweeted it.
He's independent. Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 1 I love it. You know your masters.
I love all of that. I love these independents putting

Speaker 1 effort and putting some real art out. Word.
Salute.

Speaker 1 Big ish.

Speaker 1 I'm going to Crystal Tears by El Meen, I think is how you know. Elmeen.

Speaker 1 We've been over this a bunch of times. Elmine.
Crystal Tears.

Speaker 1 I imagine crystal clear.

Speaker 1 In my corner, I can visualize visualize you here

Speaker 1 Keep me up, set me down

Speaker 1 Right from wrong, hold my ground

Speaker 1 Sad to see so many years

Speaker 1 But in its blend I found the sight to set my fears

Speaker 1 I ran out, let you down

Speaker 1 Held on doubt, broke my height

Speaker 1 could I ever be a special person?

Speaker 1 Show you I can give love and devotion.

Speaker 1 I need to know

Speaker 1 if I can feel.

Speaker 1 Afraid to hold the glass I know I've broken.

Speaker 1 Take back all the notes I know I've chosen. Let's love it to love.

Speaker 1 I I hear in your tone,

Speaker 1 I might feel lost.

Speaker 1 That's quite of my hope.

Speaker 1 I might feel all

Speaker 1 nights I break my days.

Speaker 1 Keep on

Speaker 1 the same.

Speaker 1 I apologize for leaving on

Speaker 1 if I curse my ways,

Speaker 1 won't mean to my stay.

Speaker 1 Foolish to believe I'm older cold back.

Speaker 1 I need to low

Speaker 1 if you can feel.

Speaker 1 Could I ever be a special person?

Speaker 1 Show you I can live my whole confidence. I need to know

Speaker 1 if I can feel

Speaker 1 the ass, I know I'm broken.

Speaker 1 Take back all the throats, I know I'm chosen. Just love me

Speaker 1 with you, tonight

Speaker 1 I might be lost

Speaker 1 by Jesus and Jane

Speaker 1 Despite my hope

Speaker 1 of my feelings

Speaker 1 If I known that it would have been the last time

Speaker 1 Then I know that I would have called you back

Speaker 1 if I know if I know

Speaker 1 I swear, I said, I swear

Speaker 1 If I know that it would have been nice,

Speaker 1 then I know that I would have called you back back.

Speaker 1 That's LV and Crystal Tears. Why are y'all crying, Crystal Tears? What is happening?

Speaker 1 Ice. So

Speaker 1 this nigga Ice is a different fraction of this video.

Speaker 1 A man with no training ticks on two professional female MMA fighters. It went exactly how you thought it would have went.

Speaker 1 I gotta see that shit send it to me right now. He looked like

Speaker 1 remember

Speaker 1 Butterbeans?

Speaker 1 Remember Butterbeans?

Speaker 1 He looked like that.

Speaker 1 And they MMA fighters. He don't got no heads.
He don't got no headgear on or nothing. Yo, they kneeing him.
Everything. Nothing working.
He just throwing haymakers. Oh, shit.
Fucking no stuff.

Speaker 1 Why do you see that shit? Mel, you don't want to watch it, Mel. I see Mel.
You don't want to watch it, Mel. You can't watch it.
I promise you, I fucking want to watch it.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. Yo, he got no type of training.
He just charging and punching.

Speaker 2 All right, then play the fucking first one.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 You're bringing us some endorsements, but go ahead. Introduce it.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 No, I mean, I like it. All right.
My track is Timeless by D. Gaddy.

Speaker 2 Gaudi Gaddy.

Speaker 1 Looks like Gaddy to me. Yeah.
Oh man,

Speaker 1 dog.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 collecting to nature. What he fucking love is what is he?

Speaker 1 You must send it to me.

Speaker 1 When I need it, ain't no waiting.

Speaker 1 Ain't no ifs or maybe

Speaker 1 my favorite.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I act crazy.

Speaker 1 But I love how you got patience.

Speaker 1 Me and you just make sense.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know.

Speaker 1 You got got my attention.

Speaker 1 Feel like love and we finish each other's sense.

Speaker 1 Know that we had it, attached to our beginning.

Speaker 1 The way my last bitch fucked me up, it was hard to build that first.

Speaker 1 You don't take much to know that you're something to stretch.

Speaker 1 Just like a truck, I can't break the habit.

Speaker 1 I don't tell you all the time, but you're always on my mind.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I ain't crazy.

Speaker 1 But I love how you got patience.

Speaker 1 Me and you just make sense.

Speaker 1 Just gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 Just gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 Just gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 Just gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 Just gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 You do everything right, and I should tell you more.

Speaker 1 I just want you to know

Speaker 1 that you could

Speaker 1 have

Speaker 1 this timeless oh

Speaker 1 sometimes I ain't crazy

Speaker 1 But I love how you got patience

Speaker 1 Me and you just make sense

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know

Speaker 1 Just thought I'd let you know

Speaker 1 Just thought I let you know

Speaker 1 Just thought I let you know

Speaker 1 That is D Gaddy Timeless

Speaker 1 That's my girlfriend

Speaker 1 Mine is from the new Freddie Gibbs Joy It's a couple tracks that I love the production of the whole album is dope, but I'm going with anniversary

Speaker 1 I got this motherfucker I just had to relax

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 Can't.

Speaker 1 Deep down, I know you really love me, though.

Speaker 1 Nigga checking my anniversary swag. Go ahead, Fred.

Speaker 1 Slam. Every time I rap, it's like a crack attack.
All my baby mamas are stalkers, they won't go rabbit back. Learn my lesson cooking with cookies now, so rap for that.

Speaker 1 Bitches quick and snitched to them. People hold you with rap for that.
She was always sitting on a nigga dream. Back when Diego used to send me my money, taped in the magazine.

Speaker 1 She played with her, no, so I look at her like a dope fiend. Meanwhile, I'm sipping Tahesian, treating vermithazine.
Meanwhile, I'm running in circles, tryna be more commercial.

Speaker 1 Rapper niggas scared to collab with me, I'm too controversial. I said, fuck them niggas, suck a dick.
He might record it if the boy don't support it. You just a fucking lick.

Speaker 1 Lately, I've been focused on movies and not the music underrated. But I still feel like I ain't got shit to prove.
These niggas hated seven-figure paint statements ain't no illusion.

Speaker 1 Boy, you stepped on it. My story ain't never been convoluted.
It's the game train, hundred percent. Fresh off the lift, chopper shot went, nothing but net, I hear the switch.

Speaker 1 I can get arrested long as my enemies rest in piss. Nigga crossed me, then he lost me, and I ain't fucked with him since.
In a year, I'ma be on the red carpet, me and my bitch.

Speaker 1 That be posting anniversaries about the day you got hit.

Speaker 1 Made him twerking bullets, got his body shaking. Have a nigga, mama saying,

Speaker 1 Slap, every time I rap, it's like a crack attack. Niggas looking for triple essays, they want the rabbit back.
Fuck it back and forth, niggas, busters, they won't a battle rap.

Speaker 1 In the mirror, picking my outfit, I got my guy attached. Next, it might retire from rapping, be stinky, rich.
They'll be posting anniversary, bout the day you got hit, nigga.

Speaker 1 Made him crooked bullets, got his body shaking. Have a nigga, mama saying.
Do you know what today is?

Speaker 1 Do you know?

Speaker 1 I'm gonna put some flowers on your shit too, nigga.

Speaker 1 James, this was special.

Speaker 1 Do you know what today is?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so what's that for the anniversary?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 On to the next rapper, dude. On to the next shoot, bitch, nigga.
Freddie Gibbs, it's your anniversary. The album is fire.

Speaker 1 Man, I had a problem with that album. What?

Speaker 1 So I went to purchase the album, download, and my shit was clean, but I bought the explicit. No, you didn't.
No, I did.

Speaker 1 You bought the clean. Never.

Speaker 1 I had a little easy to get. You don't say bitch.
I don't. You bought the clean, dude.
I say motherfucking nigga and all a bunch of others. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Your world. Your world.
It was a family show, buddy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, and then a couple people was telling me. So then I went straight to the DSP, like, all right, let me, maybe something wrong here.
So I pressed play. I got through like three records.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, this shit is getting muted. So they said it was something with the upload, but I was eventually able to get it.
Oh, it's weird. It was very weird.
Very weird.

Speaker 1 I couldn't get through it because I'm like, I can't listen to a Freddie Games. It's a lot of words cool.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Mark, that was a phenomenal

Speaker 1 entry to the sleeper segment. Very different from when Ish played too much by Luther.

Speaker 1 That wasn't my first song, you asked. No, no, it wasn't at all.

Speaker 1 Not the hustle. It was the R.
Kelly and Hove joint from the best of both worlds. Yeah, you know, you're kind of like.
It was my man in the mirror, right?

Speaker 1 I think it was before I let go. Smooth criminal.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. When's the last time anybody listened to Beyonce Country album here?

Speaker 1 It's been a little while.

Speaker 1 The day it dropped? The week it dropped? The night. I was going going to do it a couple times after that.
Nope. Not a ton.
Mel's it. Mel Mark.
Every day.

Speaker 1 I knew it.

Speaker 1 That boy right there, boy.

Speaker 1 All right, well, shit, now I got to expose what you and Mel was laughing at behind the scenes. Since you listen to it every day, look.

Speaker 1 Me and Mel was laughing at it. These two were crying.
They were in tears. When I walked in,

Speaker 1 y'all snitching. Oh, shit, sorry.
Like holding your stomach crying. So you from North Philly.

Speaker 1 I took my game.

Speaker 1 Now, I will give y'all a chance to tell it yourselves without my lying.

Speaker 1 I already did. Oh, y'all.

Speaker 1 Before you came in. Already did.
Holy shit. Yeah, we know.

Speaker 1 We professionals get there.

Speaker 1 We're professionals now.

Speaker 1 We got to get that shit out before you get here, Paul. Yeah, because I'm going to get the locked up.

Speaker 1 You got to get some shit on time.

Speaker 1 Mel, you can't laugh at that. I can.
I said, don't send it to her. I can laugh because they signed up for that shit.
That shit was funny, son.

Speaker 1 Stockholm. That donkey kick was fucking cool.

Speaker 1 Melissa boy.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You can't laugh at that and do the minute pussy.

Speaker 1 Even though I did learn something.

Speaker 1 I learned a lot. I did learn something from your shit.
I've been joking around. And yo, y'all that take my Mel Ford podcast jokes the wrong way.

Speaker 1 I will apologize if y'all think I was really sincerely kicking Mel Ford's podcast back in or flip, even though I was. But I don't mean it.
I don't mean it. It's like supportive jokes.

Speaker 1 And I did learn something. Okay.

Speaker 1 What did you learn? I had no idea that the older you get, the less.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 The less.

Speaker 1 A lot of less. I didn't know that.
The less lubricated it is. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, that's

Speaker 1 all younger bitches.

Speaker 1 We ain't shooting up. No, even

Speaker 1 doesn't necessarily affect the shooting.

Speaker 1 Even the 60-year-olds. I mean, we're still in our bed.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so am I.

Speaker 1 But even the old

Speaker 1 work I've had in my life,

Speaker 1 it still gets wet, right?

Speaker 1 Like wetty wetty. It's not.

Speaker 1 Like super wet.

Speaker 1 And if your shit still gets super wet with respect, then you shouldn't be able to do a podcast about the bitches that's dry.

Speaker 2 I am doing a podcast set.

Speaker 1 You said it. I heard it in your boy.
Like, you was trying to relate. And it gets drier down there.
Well, I mean,

Speaker 2 you know, I'm performative to a certain extent, but I'm also commiserating because there's shit that I do know a little bit about

Speaker 2 from my own symptoms. But that thankfully is-thankfully, that was not one of mine.

Speaker 1 That's you, hoes.

Speaker 1 Hey, I'm relating to y'all, but I ain't really for real. I'm still me.
The fuck?

Speaker 1 Um, yeah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, comfortable.

Speaker 1 I shut the fuck up. I ain't got nothing to say.
Nothing about what? Nothing. Anything else? Nothing.
Yeah, also a pussy. Yep.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And shit, if a 60-year-old's in the bed drive, did she get to stay tonight? She's staying there. Or

Speaker 1 they should be cool with rejection. All right, my.
All right, that.

Speaker 1 Shoulder tap.

Speaker 1 All right, now. I'm about to head to work.
4 a.m. You just lube up.

Speaker 1 There's that. That's a big part of it, right?

Speaker 1 Give them a little yeast infection. Oh, my God.
Pour this bottle to a lube down there.

Speaker 1 Get it nice and yeasty.

Speaker 1 Yo, 60 with a yeast is nasty.

Speaker 1 When's the next episode come out?

Speaker 2 It's coming up next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 Oh, good. I'm looking forward to it.
She skipped this week for election week, even though she can't vote.

Speaker 1 That's a smart move. I think that's it.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Quite a few people decided to, you know, put their content on pause during this week because this week is not just today. It's for the rest of the fucking week.

Speaker 2 Because we know that there's going to be challenges to the rest of it.

Speaker 1 It's going to be getting overthrown right as people are watching this.

Speaker 2 this that part So I just didn't feel like I went

Speaker 1 overthrown. I want people to stop watching this right now

Speaker 1 to go do something important

Speaker 1 Turn us the government is being overthrown people gonna come right to see Joe button podcast so I can get my laughs off exactly

Speaker 1 Well shit, some of y'all out there voted for the nigga that sent niggas up there January 6th. So, I mean, hey, y'all turned CNN on and wasn't deterred at all by that.

Speaker 1 They were cheering them on. Yeah.
If the rape didn't do it,

Speaker 1 January 6th really had y'all.

Speaker 1 All right, it's cool. Vern, my man, still.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got to call Vern after that little Puerto Rican thing he did.

Speaker 1 After they went up there and said Puerto Rico is a. I spoke to him.
He's still down with him? He voted yesterday and put it on the story. I just voted for Trump.

Speaker 1 I never. Vern, Puerto Rican or Dominican? He half and half.
He both. Oh.
All right, see if he's one half a little more than Trump.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Puerto Ricans, all right, enough is enough. Who is Fat Joe's publicist?

Speaker 1 Yo, this nigga

Speaker 1 is at the DNC. He's at the fucking

Speaker 1 Kamala fucking convention. He's at

Speaker 1 the Rucker. He's at The Garden.
He performed at the World Series.

Speaker 1 When does Fat Joe go to bed?

Speaker 1 Enough now.

Speaker 1 Enough. Nope.
Enough.

Speaker 1 And shout out to Shannon.

Speaker 1 Way to bookend the year. Starting with Cat Williams, ended with Kamala.
That's amazing. And you don't get Kamala if you don't start with Cat.
You don't get nobody if you don't start with Cat.

Speaker 1 That Cat shit broke the algorithm. Shout out to YouTube for shadow banning that Rogan Trump interview.
Yeah, nigga. Fuck you thought.

Speaker 1 Take that shit to X. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what they do.

Speaker 1 They play

Speaker 1 tech games. Rogan knew that he was going to catch that Cat Williams interview.
He knew that was his plan.

Speaker 1 I'm beating that. He might have came close.
When I looked at it, I watched it on YouTube, you know? It was 30 million in the first day. Where? YouTube.
That's good. Yeah, but YouTube erased that.

Speaker 1 Everybody.

Speaker 1 YouTube sent the mouse back.

Speaker 1 Roll it back.

Speaker 1 And rolled it back. Now he did go over to X and eclipse 70 million or something like that.

Speaker 1 Jesus.

Speaker 1 We all do that on X. The X number is inflated like a motherfucker.
It's at 45 right now.

Speaker 1 One way, YouTube? YouTube. Oh, that's with the chat.
Let me see. Creeping up.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
I'm going to put my foot in my mouth. And that's 10 days.

Speaker 1 Rogan is bigger than CNN and Fox and all of them combined. Like, combined.

Speaker 1 So you got to find pick and choose your spots and shit on them.

Speaker 1 Rogan tried to act like he ain't no kill Tony. Nigga, that is your friend.

Speaker 1 No, he acted like that. The shit, the way I read it, the way I read it, he acted like that.
He was like, I told Tony that that wasn't the best joke. He shouldn't do that joke.

Speaker 1 And I ain't seen him since. I was like, yeah, I bet, buddy.

Speaker 1 He did Trump 10 days ago. That's at 45 right now.

Speaker 1 Five days ago, he did Vance, which is at 14. Who's Vance? Oh, the dude.
The VP. He might be vice president right now.
I skipped over that name, too.

Speaker 1 We got Elon. Elon just dropped.
How he doing? That's at 9.5 right now. Bad built body bitch.
And that dropped 23 hours ago. Oh, shit.
Elon got the worst body in the world, yo.

Speaker 1 That nigga's shaped like a two-product.

Speaker 1 That nigga shit look crazy. He looks horrible.
That nigga look crazy. And don't hit the tannin bed.
Abroad. Like, he liked that little alien.
I don't think he seen no sun.

Speaker 1 He liked that alien-looking guy. Next time you go on that rocket, nigga, go up to the sun.

Speaker 1 He's on the moon. That nigga shit.
Yeah, hey, wrong soul. That nigga's shit.
Wrong crazy, dog. Wrong vibe, bro.
He's plumbixed.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Let me end this, because Mark looked tired in hour four.

Speaker 1 He looked a little sleepy in hour four. Got that itis.

Speaker 1 That's racist. On election day.

Speaker 1 Yo, shout out to anybody that voted out there.

Speaker 1 Why is this like the voting song?

Speaker 1 Barack. Obama started that shit.
Barack.

Speaker 1 I was looking at the TV, boohoo.

Speaker 1 We did it.

Speaker 1 What we did.

Speaker 1 We won.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 Yo, I really hope by the time y'all are here and are watching this that

Speaker 1 Kamala was able to get something done, man, get something shaken. I'd like to be alive to witness that type of history.
For real.

Speaker 1 In the event that she did, congratulations to her. I know L'Abion Bell said he's leaving America if Trump doesn't win.
Bye-bye.

Speaker 1 Bye-bye.

Speaker 1 Peace, nigga. That's why you paid for that feature and he gave you a whack verse.

Speaker 1 I remember. I ain't forget.

Speaker 1 Listen, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows each and every one of us deserve to be there, need to be there.
Please pray for us.

Speaker 1 Until next time, I bid you a due farewell. Adio, Cereba, Dirchi, Asta, La Vista, Arvois, so long, goodbye.

Speaker 1 And if Trump wins,

Speaker 1 grab you some fucking, what the best is made of? Kevlar?

Speaker 1 Grab some Kevlar, nigga. They letting the killer migrants in.

Speaker 1 They're gonna get you, niggas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, call it for a purge.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, for real.

Speaker 1 Y'all hold it down out there. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments passed.
Rest in peace to the great,

Speaker 1 to the great, the phenomenal.

Speaker 1 Best to ever do it, Quincy Jones.

Speaker 1 Life is a series of moments, and moments pass. So let's make that moment last as if it's all we have.
And lastly,

Speaker 1 the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
The closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol.
You may need it.

Speaker 1 Also, I did go and check the records. As it turns out, I did fuck Michelle before Ish.

Speaker 1 I just went and checked. Round of applause.

Speaker 1 Round of applause, man.

Speaker 1 It was around 01. Ish got there like late 02.

Speaker 1 Late 02. Seen my robe hanging up.
Still fuck.

Speaker 1 Seen my robe in the closet, man. Still did his numbers.
That's my man.

Speaker 1 Any final words? Yo, hopefully y'all enjoyed our election day pod. None of us here are civilized with the exception of Mark.
No matter how many times Mel try to laugh with him.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here. Do we have any final words?

Speaker 1 Is there anything pressing on our hearts, souls, and spirits that we need to get out to an audience of millions before we return on Friday?

Speaker 2 I wonder who Michelle would say is better.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Turn it to the Patriarch.

Speaker 1 Do you guys ever wonder that? Do you wonder that?

Speaker 2 I mean, yeah, since you guys have been talking about it, it's just a curiosity. Do you guys ever wonder that?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 She's six, seven years older than me. That's seven years my senior.

Speaker 1 I was killed.

Speaker 2 So what does that mean? So I mean, it probably means he's got more experience, so he's better.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Remix. Hey, come on.

Speaker 1 Flipped it on you.

Speaker 1 Okay, she would flip it in favor of him. Fuck her.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. I'm just asking.

Speaker 1 And I'll tell you one thing: if you're fine, Michelle, don't send him my way.

Speaker 1 I popped, but it was annoying.

Speaker 1 I popped that in Def Jam, too. Get out, Tyshawn Gail.

Speaker 1 My office for a second.

Speaker 1 They told me, what's smelling up in the

Speaker 1 middle? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Sometimes your sex holders don't match.

Speaker 1 And anyway, just for the record, because my girl listens, I'm talking about 2001. Yeah, yeah, you made that clear.
02. Like many, many, many, many.
Y'all made that clear.

Speaker 1 Many, many, many, many, many years ago. DC sniper years ago.

Speaker 1 Yo, do y'all know

Speaker 1 I left that Patreon and went to turn on the dock for the DC sniper. Don't you know they said that was 02?

Speaker 1 Yeah. No.

Speaker 1 And they was wrong too, right? Yes.

Speaker 1 When did you think it was? When did I think it was?

Speaker 1 08.

Speaker 1 Oh. 08, 09, 2010.
Oh, yeah, no. Okay.
Somewhere around there. I just remember where I was, but clearly.

Speaker 1 Clearly, I was wrong.

Speaker 1 Or the powers they be that control the media that we consume on a day-to-day basis.

Speaker 1 Hit the reset. Just because of you.
Hit the reset. Not just because of me.
I mean, it's not me. Listen, they tell me Sinbad wasn't in what movie that was.
Shazam. They told me Sinbad wasn't in Shazam.

Speaker 1 Yo. Speaking of which.
I've seen Shazam. You probably think that's a bit of a bad thing.

Speaker 1 Five Heartbeats. What about it? You know his name is Eddie King.
Not Eddie Kane. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 Nah, he's right. It's Eddie King.
It's Eddie King.

Speaker 1 No, it's not.

Speaker 1 It's Eddie. Kane.
For cultural reference, I wouldn't care if the nigga name was

Speaker 1 N-G-G-G-G-G. That nigga's name is Eddie Kane.
His name is Eddie King. That's because y'all from the north and y'all got the northern ears.
It's Eddie Kang,

Speaker 1 K-I-N-G. My family's from Georgia.
Eddie Kang, K-I-N-G. Yep.
Nigga, you ain't got a nigga. And they were just pronouncing it like King.

Speaker 1 I just grew up here to set the ass all time.

Speaker 1 When I hear Eddie Kang Jr., I hear K-I-N-G.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that tracks. Like Martin Luther the King.
Yeah. Or like you never eat that Kang's.

Speaker 1 That's who got your pitch up.

Speaker 1 Kangs. You ain't Kang.

Speaker 1 Kang's got your pitch up, son. That's who got your pitch up.

Speaker 1 Kang.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 man. I see it right there.

Speaker 1 Man, I'll go with that one. Lastly,

Speaker 1 even if that is his name.

Speaker 1 Salt? His nigga name is Eddie Kane. Never.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 Eddie Kang.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 1 Lastly, before I let y'all go, Mike may have to push back Pods Giving.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 May have to do it the next Friday. Phone Friday.

Speaker 1 I was trying to pick a date, but I forgot it all falls on the chefs.

Speaker 1 But we do it the Tuesday. I don't want to pull a chef away from their family on Thanksgiving.
Right. And then come fly to, you know.
Ain't nobody local? So the six. Nobody.
Never doing nothing local.

Speaker 1 Okay. Never doing nothing local.
That's fine. And how y'all feel about a dude, chef? I'm looking at you.
Is she fire? I said a dude.

Speaker 1 Nigga, can he cook?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Fuck what the chef looks like.

Speaker 1 Can he cook? Can he cook? I don't care about what the chef looks like. And he's hung.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 Can he cook? Look at you coming to work that day.

Speaker 1 Give him some of that old dry shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, you can't say that. She does a pot.
Anyway, yes, the dude can cook.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. So you don't care? No.

Speaker 1 I look at the chef. Oh, you ain't going nowhere.
You care about a dude, chef, or a girl chef? I don't care. You don't care.

Speaker 1 Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 No one cares. Remember, never mind.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't matter if she wasn't.

Speaker 1 I think you might be the only one that cared about that, Joe. I don't care about it.
Nigga, I hired Dude and Arby. But that's why I brought it up.
The nigga chefs is kicking these bitches in the ass.

Speaker 1 All right. Bitches just keep putting the rice in the pineapple and thinking that's going to get it done.
Sorry. Get a nigga chef in here.
I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 I don't remember. Yeah, they put in fried rice.
They're cutting pineapple. They put the fried rice in there.
They make them like a thing. They make shit cute.
Yeah. This is what he's trying to say.

Speaker 1 Plating them. Plating it.
You bring me some rice and pineapple. We won't have a problem in this motherfucker.
I'm going to tell you right now.

Speaker 1 I ain't making enough money to. If it's good, you're going to eat it.
If they know what they're doing, you're going to eat it. I'm going to be hot.
I ain't making enough money. No, you're not.

Speaker 1 You're going to love every second of it. And you did, but it's tax time, so I ain't going to expose you.
That shit was good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, got nothing to say now, huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, look at them. Look at them.
Hey, Joe. Back right on down.
None of that matters to me around tax time. It don't matter.

Speaker 1 Count look so good, I'm practically living tax-free. You heard Hove.
Well, man, and you get that check. What check?

Speaker 1 It's for taxes.

Speaker 1 The refund. Yeah.
I haven't gotten.

Speaker 1 I haven't gotten a tax refund. Says when? Says when? 20 years.

Speaker 1 She shoots, man. He said you get a refund check.
Wait, that's bad.

Speaker 1 We're not doing this.

Speaker 1 Don't let them trip y'all. Yo, don't.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to. I'm not.

Speaker 1 Mark you shit on people to get a refund at the end of the part.

Speaker 1 I'll fly this shit to the beginning.

Speaker 1 All right, man. We gone.
Hopefully, y'all enjoyed that shit. If you didn't, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. We enjoyed making it.
Fuck it. We failed.
We failed you.

Speaker 1 JBP, JBP. Where would you be without the JBP?

Speaker 1 Bye.