Episode 766 | "Good Kid, Good City"

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Who do not have your best interests at heart or our own enjoy the show look at that text making you smile yeah making fun of ian and julia for playing bingo what they played bingo they yes they're old as hell i might do that with my wife one day on a wednesday night or something yeah yeah Yeah. I don't sound like the worst.
Okay. If I'm into it.
Sure. Okay.
It's not like old people activities to me. They got bingo at the strip club? They might.
What's the strip club got to do with this? You going out? Peach is 26. Bingo.
I played bingo before. No, bingo is fun.
Just in case y'all don't know. Keeping it real know Keeping it real Bingo fun Family reunion I sit down with the old people At the senior citizen center Up there on 135th street I walked in there Them niggas was nice I left But yeah When I was meeting my grandma How you nice at bingo? Nah I said they was nice Old people They were nice Like kind When you say nice as were really good.
Yeah, yo dawg. It's niggas that win money at bingo every single week.
I got an aunt that up. On one of them camping trips I went on, like on the itinerary.
Oh, no, no. That was, what's the broke shit niggas be going to in the winter? Poconos.
The broke shit niggas. The Poconos.
Bingo in the Poconos sounds like very washed behavior. Did bingo in the Poconos? Yeah.
Social activities. The mic hitting you in the face.
You good boy. Yo.
Yeah, you going crazy over here. All right.
All right. Everybody in a good mood? Yes, sir.
Here we are. Happy to see everybody.
Glad to be here. Happy to have y'all.
You're looking good. Smelling good.
Feeling all right? Yeah. Feeling excellent.
Feeling great. Right.
All right. J-Juan wanted to know who here washes their clothes.
Excuse me? Me. I don't know.
Like washes their own clothes? You got to ask.. No, he means like uses a washing machine.
I use a washing machine. Yeah, me too.
How it started, I looked at Joe's outfit, you know, good velour. I was like, yo, your dry cleaning bill got to be something ridiculous.
Because you do not wear shit you could just wash. And then we got to the topic of who washes their clothes still? And then I looked at flip sweats and I was like, you probably washed those a couple of times.
Nah, I put these in the dry clothes. And dried them too.
Now these are dry clothes. Heavy duty dry.
Oh, you was talking about me when you was cracking jokes? Yeah, you was like, oh, damn. And then J.
Warren said, you hear that shit slapping in the washroom shit against some Timbs. Oh, that's on my face.
Wait, what? Oh, shit. You put the Timbs in the washroom? Nah.
You know, if you put... Wait, hold on.
Stop, stop. Y'all was talking about me? Yes or no? I used to wash those jeans, too.
It's not your jeans. Sure did.
You washed them jeans. Sure did? Took the black right out of them.
Right out of them. Right out.
Fade it. Fade it.
Fade it. What's up? I washed that gray right out of them.
Right on out, baby. Why are you washing it? Oh, man.
I'm not you niggas. Yo.
And you washed that t-shirt. This t-shirt is brand new.
And you washed it. I didn't wash it.
You washed it before you wore it? They washed it and sold it to you. No, they didn't sell it to you.
Shout out to my guy. Oh, they washed it and gave it to you.
Nah. Y'all bougie as hell, man.
Nah, nah, that's not bougie. Some stuff you have to go to the dry cleaners.
Y'all niggas be walking to the washroom

with the laundry basket?

Yep.

With your shit in the laundry basket?

Yes, for sure.

Yes.

What do you do?

Nah, I throw my...

I throw the shit down the floors.

Uh, nothing.

What do you mean?

Like when you wash your clothes.

You don't wash your clothes.

Martha did wash...

Oh, that's fine.

I didn't know that.

That's dope.

Wait, what?

Word.

I don't wash your clothes. Martha did wash.
Oh, that's fine. I didn't know that.
That's dope. Wait, what? I dropped my clothes off.
You thought I was at the washing machine in my house? In my home? Yeah. No.
Okay. I didn't know that.
So you allow, you pay somebody to wash your clothes? Yeah. What's the ethnicity? Excuse me? What's the ethnicity? White.
Oh, okay. Reverse slavery.
Now what? She didn't seem white to me when I saw her. She didn't seem white to me.
You saw my lady? I have. How? Doesn't matter how I saw her.
I was looking for you when I drove past your crib that time. And it says, best believe somebody was going to side there, and it wasn't Sade or you.
Martha is... Colombian or something like that? One of them, yeah.
Yeah, I know. Or that.
And you have her wash your clothes? That became part of the... Was that part of the package initially? Or you just asked her to do it? No, that's always part of the package.
I didn't know that. That's good.
I go to the drive-in. Do y'all have cleaning ladies? I do.
No. She don't wash your clothes? Mm-mmmm She's not supposed to Wash your clothes, nigga It's not What a supposed What you pay for What you get Yeah, but what type of stupid I ain't get the A package Nigga, I got the B I guess I got the B package So what she just come Like she just come sweep, mop No, she clean my house Clean the bathroom She clean my house Niggas don't want them To see their dirty drawers Nigga, even if she saw Our dirty drawers She, she ain't gonna say no.
She don't care. Yeah, nigga,

you know where she come from?

Don't you live with your girl?

Yeah.

Why are you hiring

a girl?

Yo.

I got a two-year-old kid.

That was crazy.

I got a two-year-old kid

and my girl works.

Okay.

You asking about his girl?

About his girl don't do it?

No, I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

Yes, he did.

Watch your mouth.

Watch your mouth, nigga.

That was crazy. That's not what I said.

Don't play with him like that, nigga.

He ain't going to play by his white queen.

Don't play with him like that, nigga.

What I heard is that Ice is in the house making his girl do it.

Ice is in the laundry mat.

You wash your own clothes in the house?

Ended up moving on.

I promise.

I don't think this is compelling enough.

But I do think it's compelling enough. That's a lie.
I'm lying right now. I do think that this is compelling but that's the problem.
So no dry cleaning at all? I do dry cleaning. Hoodies and shit.
Sweats, hoodies, shit like that. Just not jeans.
It's far from your ass. I don't wear jeans like that.
The cleaners is far? Why you say that to my man? I'm asking. It's not far from his house.

No, nigga.

You're an asshole.

What the fuck is wrong with you, nigga?

You're an asshole.

The cleaners is not a block from his crib, nigga.

What the fuck is that?

I got to see.

I don't know.

It's not far.

It's not far at all.

Yeah, it's not a block from his crib.

Yo, but why is that an insult to men, yo?

It's the cleaners far from yours.

Knowing you, you got something to follow up with your dumbass rapper brain.

I don't have nothing.

Why you asking was it cleaners?

Yeah, it's far.

Why you asking was it far?

Yeah, that was far. That was far.
Okay, I just wanted to know. Get the fuck out of here, Joe.
That's it. The cleaners far from your house? No.
Oh, okay. Not at all.
You probably got one. They come get it.
You got to look for parking when you go? No. What you do? They don't have a lot in the front.
Oh, they have a lot? Yes. Okay.

Hey, yo, you're a monster.

Yo, you think I live that, my nigga? You think it's a monster?

I don't know where none of y'all live.

That's not true.

I don't know where none of y'all live.

I know where Parks live.

That's true.

It's okay.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But I don't know where nobody lives. Let me see.
I don't know where three y'all live. Y'all so dumb.
I know where everybody lives. Nigga can't even ask how far to clean your teeth.
Because it's a funny question. You know why? Because it's a funny question and it doesn't make no sense.
So I know you got a follow up. Y'all need help.
No, y'all need help. Dead ass.
I'm starting this part. But y'all, y'all shouldn't be that paranoid.
You just roll a thing down to the cleaners. Whoa, whoa.
You walk. You got the cart.
You got the cart. That's a mo.
Stupid ass nigga. Yo, you got the cart.
You gotta put it in the bag, nigga. What? Before you go to the car.
I put my shit in the bag. I sent it to JR and them to go to the cleaners and drop it off.

Do you pay every time you drop it off?

What do you mean? Or do they keep like...

You got a tab? Yeah.

You got to pay, nigga, before they release the clothes.

My cleaner's prepay.

You got a prepay. Oh, okay.

That's up, actually. He got a line

of credit, is what he's saying. He got a markup.

I had to clean it. I ain't going to lie.

Your life's bougie. He's bougie as shit.
Are life trash because we don't got to tab at the cleaners? You got to pay every time you drop something off at the cleaners. That would make me mad.
I get mad at this lady. I'd be there every other day, nigga.
Stop playing with me. Are y'all crazy? You'd be there a lot, so you probably don't have to.
You don't? I do, and I still gotta pay. I gotta pay.
Wait, I have to pay too? I gotta pay every time. Yo, audience, I feel bad for y'all, because I do think that this is compelling.
I do. That's because you are elitist and bougie.
But I'm not true. Y'all lives is trash, because y'all got paid to cleaners every time y'all go.
That sounds bummy. I ain't gonna lie.
That does sound bummy to me. Yo, dogs.
Don't dog me. Yo, you knew, yo.
You knew money. That sounds nuts.
All right, so for the last 40 years. Now, new money.
All money to black people is new money. Unless you King Huja.
What's my man name from 8,000 years ago? Who? Mansa Musa. Yeah, Mansa Musa, yo.
Yeah, him. King Huja.
So for the last 40 40 years you ain't pay every time you went he's a kid oh yeah it was wearing oh he happened to cleaners tank top Joe wasn't going to no cleaners no no no he was pulling that shit out the fucking hamster and putting it back on. Shaking it.
Yeah.

Brooklyn got some hair. I can flip it inside out.

I can give me another wear out of this shit.

Look, put him on the balcony for a long while.

Let him air out.

That shit was weird.

He had the line, too, in the screen.

Stupid nigga.

Fuck you, nigga.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, nigga, what?

Yes, Bummy.

That's funny, bro.

Oh, my God, yo.

I see what type of part is about, dude. That's Bummy.
Let me guess. Martha, gas your car up, too, right, nigga? Fuck out of here, nigga.
Fuck this nigga. That'd be some shit.
Hey, some of our cars need gas. Y'all get caught on me gas.
Some of our cars don't need gas. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Some of them don't. If we want to stay here.
Yeah, you want to leave?

Oh, wait, you a hybrid ass dude?

Ain't no hybrid.

Oh, shit.

Straight electric.

You're a plug-in?

I'm hybrid.

You're a plug-in.

Oh, yeah, it could do both.

You're a plug-in.

Yeah, you can plug-in.

Your car a hybrid?

Yes.

Fully.

Yeah.

Oh, I ain't know that. Take the electric.

Whatever gas he copped it with is still there.

I got you. I told you that.
I Cause it was I retained it I retained Damn That's a Nigga gas flexed on me It's a flex Yeah It gas flexed on me That's why that shit cost that much That is some fly shit Appreciate that y'all Go ahead man Congrats No he was making fun of me Because I came to his area To charge my car Nig Nigga, actually on the phone, you don't have a charger by your house? Yeah. I don't understand.
I do have a charger. It's down.
Down the hill. So go down there.
So go down the hill. Why are you here? So hire an electrician.
What the fuck is wrong with these niggas? No, I'm saying he is a rock because they give you the charger. Yeah, no, I haven't.
You just don't like parking in that deep-batch garage. No, I don't like going back there.
Hire an electrician. Nigga, it's right around the corner from me.
I just drove there. That's not right around the corner.
He's not offended. It's not your building, nigga.
It's not your area. Go to your...
I'm your man. That's some bullshit.
I ain't going to hold you. I won't be hot.
I'll be tight, too. This is not his building.
Why are you around here? I'm using my electricity to charge his car. is not his building Oh man I can charge here Because they assume Someone here Pays the electricity bill That is funny son That's why you Just think it said Hey if somebody That they never saw Pulled up To charge their car Here They would be arrested No somebody else Would pull up And the precinct Ain't black Right Yo, they don't even got to put you in the car.
You're right, you're right. They could walk you to the...
Walk this way, man. Hey, run the UFC.
Yeah, yeah. Walk this way.
Come on. Walk this way, buddy.
The nigga asked me, you're down... You're doing what? He was classic at him.
Hey, yo, I'm not going to lie, that's some wild shit. An hour after the pod.
Don't do that again, Flip. Pod been over an hour.
I'm talking to him. He's like, yeah, man, just down here charging up.
I'm like, wait, excuse me? That's funny, son. That's funny.
All right, wait right there. He came out.
Don't move. Don't move a muscle.
Yo, that's funny. You got to make sure.
Keep on charging. Come on, keep on charging.
I'd have kept on there and unplugged that shit. I'm going to do it in the garage then.
That niggas is corny, son. You can't do that.
Niggas get too much money and change. Back in the days, you'd be able to go to your man's house and use his hose.
Yo, I'm going to use the hose. Pause.
Yo. How's that pause? The hose that you spray water with.
Whatever. All right.
Stop, Park. Because you have beef with you.
Somebody spies on you in your house. But you used to use the hose.
You could do a lot of shit. But now niggas changed and you get too much money.
That's what it is.

I'm with you.

Don't come charge your car.

That is crazy.

I feel it.

That's some wild shit, though.

I got you.

He gonna do it again.

Yeah, of course.

Oh, for sure.

So as soon as we leave.

I'm doing it now.

Yo, I'm not doing no more.

I'm doing it right now.

Yo, I'm trying that shit.

Now what you gonna say, nigga? I'm at work. Yeah.
What you to say, nigga? I'm at work. This is the options of toilet paper at the toilet paper store.
And every bag of toilet paper has the same stupid toilet paper math on the front of the bag. You guys know what? The toilet paper math? Trying to convince you you're getting the most toilet paper ever.
Every bag's like, hey, I've got five mega rolls. Six thousand sheets.
But that's equal to ten normal rolls. Plus I like you, so here's a bonus roll.
Then look at the competing bag. The competition's using a totally different unit of measurement.
The competition's like, hey, we've got jumbo rolls. I'm like, how many mega rolls is that? Like, what the fuck is a mega roll? This is 4,000 sheets, plus it's two plies, so it's 8,000.
It takes about 17 sheets to take one shit, so you're about four months of shits in one bag right now. Plus I like you, so here's a bonus roll.

I'm like, okay, that's kind of a deal.

I'm like, wait a second, I'll just use my hands, I'm Indian.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I've got two infinity rolls.

Yeah.

Holy shit Fuck

Yeah I mean, mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two

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Shout out to everybody out there feeling a little free out there.

Free yourself, free yourself.

Babe, you had a hope on me.

Now I feel freer than I've ever been You've been around like that you've never been in On me Running out of my way Shout out to everybody in the car than me Wish I'd have so much more than me Real niggas and bitches all over the world World, world I've been waiting for you to be You knew it was coming either way I know that you hate it But I'm freer than I ever been Something that you've never been Sometimes I listen to my team Hello! And I get up and down Shout out to Mel, our sister and Grace Here with us in spirit Shout out to Imani, Jersey City, what's good? Newark, what's good? Elizabeth, what up East Arches? What up West Arches? What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? DMV, what's good out there? Carolinas, what up? Baby, there's no secret to love I'm not even with you until I need you I just didn't fight out enough Everybody on the road right now, shout out to the truck drivers The mail, the UPS, Amazon workers out there The 95ers my new father I'm back in my life Everybody on vacation right now Love is so tough, make the memories get so hard It's so hard, make me wanna take back Make me want that old thing back Always for the ladies, always for the ladies I'm gonna have this getting this bad? Stop playing with Freeze Ice, you gonna be good? Stop playing with Freeze Ice, they don't know about this, Ice They don't know about this They know about the content that he's singing about, but maybe not the song. It's not magic.

Baby, there's no secret to love.

We used to have it.

That boy right there. Shout out to Virginia.
I ain't gonna lie.

I just didn't fight out enough.

Hold on to it now. Still keep thinking about the way you look Alright man, we got a great show lined up for y'all This way you feel hard for me not to sit and remind us Love is so tough, make the memories get so hard It's so hard, I think you wanna think back Make me wear no pain back Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no We got a dude, Cass.
That's true. Unless some people here begin to identify differently since the last time I saw each of them.
Still dudes. I don't think this cast is likely to happen.
You never know. Can't assume today.
That's true. Can't assume.
Dangerous. But it looks like we got a Dukas.

Nice weekend for a Dukas.

It's time, man.

Close my laptop.

You know what I mean?

What's up?

What's up, man?

It's a Dukas, nigga.

Yeah.

It's a Dukas, nigga. That shit you pulled the other day.
Can't do it with a Dukas. What's up? What's up, man? It's a dude cast, nigga.
Yeah, it's a dude cast, nigga.

That shit you pulled the other day.

Can't do it with a dude.

What's up?

What's up?

All right, 766?

Yes.

Welcome to episode 766 of the Joe Budden podcast.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, host Joe Budden.

Brought to you by, powered by, fueled by, prize picks uh to my right jaywan is here flip is here ish is here ice is here parks is here poe is here trey is here core is here core is here erickson is here and say von and tan are here with us remotely and last but certainly not least each and every one of you guys is here man what's up How's? How y'all doing? Lovely. Talk to me.
Talk to me. How's your spirit? How's your mind, body, and soul pause? Anything up.
Anything good right now, man. All right.
Just watching you, though, because I feel like you on bullshit for some reason. This is one of them pause where.
For some reason. Yeah.
I feel like you on bullshit. This is one of them days? Yeah, yeah.
Even on the walk-in, I'm like, eh, Joe moving like you're going to be on bullshit today.

How?

I was sitting outside.

I'm out of my business.

Just a vibe.

You just give up.

The bullshit meter is a little higher today.

But why?

The dry cleaner.

It was the dry cleaner.

Was it the dry cleaning talk?

It was.

It was the laundry talk.

No, no, no.

It was before that.

You feel like that too?

You always on bullshit.

You know, man. You good before that.
You feel like that too? You always on bullshit. It don't matter.

You good.

You feeling it?

I do.

Are any of y'all on bullshit?

I am.

You been on bullshit.

Let's get a mutual check of bullshit.

A bullshit, Amita?

You been on bullshit.

Let's get off.

Let me be on bullshit.

I have been on bullshit, yes.

J-Won?

I'm matching energy.

Matching energy. I'm on bullshit, yes.
J-Won? I'm matching energy. Matching energy.

I'm on bullshit, but it's the mild salsa.

Okay.

It don't taste too good.

It's not spicy.

Is the salsa cold or warm?

I don't mind the mild.

Is it in the fridge or is it outside?

Like picante?

Whatever it is, it's mild.

It's not medium.

It's not spicy.

It's not 911.

You know what I mean?

Shout out to Clucky Chicken. Old school.

They don't know about nuclear.

I'm on bullshit with you too, bitch.

She had your nose running.

Hold up.

I ain't so clear down.

I am on bullshit with you, bitch.

Oh?

I'm going to get them later.

I'm on bullshit with you.

Oh, man.

Every opportunity you took, I told you about it.

You didn't oppose anything.

Told you about it.

Yeah.

Did you opt out of it?

I told you about it.

I'm on you.

You wrote that? Yeah, I had to write it. Opportunity, opt, oppose, option.
Everything with OPP, you down with? Okay, Tretch. You got it, dog.
Tretch. You just be doing shit.
Let me talk to you real quick. You just be thinking you can just do shit.
I'm a man, nigga. I'm old, nigga.
I can do what I want. You just be doing shit.
You don't care about any, and I'm down. You don't care about any comments or ramifications.
You just do whatever you want. Nigga, that shit popped up in my head.
He living. Flip with all out.
You going all out. Let's just go all out.
I'm down with you. I'm next.
I'm a god there. Nigga, fuck it.
Nigga, let's do it. You down with me? I don't even know what you're talking about, but yeah, I'm down with you.
Yeah, you do. He said, I'm going up there.
You down with me? I don't know what that means. Cool.
Okay. I'm with you.
Thank you. You got it, Playboy.
La-la-la-la-la. I ain't here to waste no time.
I ain't here to play no games with him today Let's get right to the proceedings this evening Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh Nah, I need a little more BPM than 85 Give me, yeah, let me hear this at 87, yeah It go Ride to it, ride to it Ride to it now, ride to it, yes. Yes, sir.
This is how I like my goal. Pause.
We're going to talk about it, though. After I let this entire five minutes rock.
Oh, good beat, good beat, good beat. Wait a minute.
Actually, wait. Come on, let's fight about it.
It's time to retire the dead presidency. Let's fight about it right now.
It's time to retire the dead presidency. Hell no.
I'm tired of it. Couldn't be more wrong.
It's not as pronounced, though. Couldn't be more wrong.
Yeah. It's not as pronounced, sir.
No, let Barz get his shit off. Go ahead.
Because he said that to me outside. I was like, people have been recycling that loop for fucking 30 years, and I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it. I think it depends on who touches it.

No.

It's the most played out loop in hip hop history.

Oh no.

That's blasphemy.

Who was worse?

What is worse than

the dead president's loop?

I'd have to think.

But I'm one of the people

that enjoy this loop

every time I hear it.

Slaughterhouse also rapped on this.

Everyone did.

I also like to hear the producers flip what we all know differently. I think it's fly that songs as dope as dead presidents get to live on 30 years later.
No, they don't. Do shit like this.
No, they don't. Why? Because niggas keep killing? Well, that and they don't bust nobody down for that, I don't think think I didn't care but I wasn't talking about the bust down I'm just talking about the people that was outside for dead presidents I've been skiing them too I don't know I'm not mad at the flip that shit sound lit I'm never mad it's a knocking beat that beat is going and it's a different vibe going.
That beat is going. Long as it's done right.
And it's a different vibe from whatever Dead President's flip you're talking about. That's what I'm saying.
He'd have really took it somewhere if he got the live bass in here and turned it up a little bit. Now we on a whole different groove.
Now it sounds like the Justice League niggas got a hold of this shit. And it's also a lot of people that don't know that that's that loop.
They don't. That's why I said they disguised it a little bit.
And it ain't just the loop. I'm okay with being on this island.
It's a nice island. I'm comfortable.
It's warm. The weather is nice.
Get out of here. We are governors.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
Well, it smells kind of funny over there. Give me a nice island.
And I love the kids. This is, this came on.
I already knew what time it was. This was fire.
Come on, mama. Ooh.
Ride with me. Ride to it.
Ride to it, ride. And whatever night this came out, I think I was in the streets.
I put this shit on on a late night. Streets clear, streets empty.
Only real niggas outside past 12.

Ay!

Ride to it.

Ride.

Way to...

Ay.

This is still turned up tempo-wise.

I'm at 87. What? How dope has it been? Well, it's at 87, but the pitch is the same.
Stop, shut up, Barks. Shut up, Barks.
No, Barks is saying, it's lame, man.

If he had to alter the record, this is that fire.

Versus this.

He split it up.

This is 87 with the pitch change.

Still by Haney.

Rap with me now.

Try it, man.

That shit's still by Haney.

Let's go, bro. I'm okay with it.
Let's go, bro. Oh, man.

Oh, yes. Turn them kids up in the back.
Turn them little bastards in the back up. Hey, ride to it.
Ride to it. Ride to it.
Yo, dawg. Come on, let's stop and talk for a little bit.
Okay. Let's stop and talk for a little bit because I'm sure the next part has a lot of conversation to be had.
I like that first verse. I love that first verse.
Absolutely love that first verse. You said you like it? I like it a lot.
Absolutely love it. I love both verses.
I love both verses. You're speeding youngster.
You're speeding. The first verse.
It's eh? No I didn't say that. Now he contradicts himself.
I said that to your response. That was that.
That's different. It ain't a lot of niggas.
A little pocket he hit. It ain't a lot of niggas that can do that.
A little pocket he hit. It ain't a lot of niggas that can do that.
He cooked. He's one of the best rappers a lot.
He is what it is. Like, yeah.
To me, he's... Undoubtedly.
Yeah. He's a great storyteller to me.
Yeah, for sure. All around.
He checks all the boxes. He's a rapper's rapper.
Yeah. That's the other reason I love the Dead Presidents Flip, because as soon as I heard it, knowing what his last few months have been like.
When Dead Presidents come on, if you know how to rap and niggas view you as somebody that knows how to rap, there's an expectation there. Yeah.
That's true. It sets a bar.
Because all the great rappers have touched it. It sets a bar.
So from the rip, I'm like, with his last few months Picking this beat Is not coincidental It's like the low hangingest Let me get introspective loop Of all time But carry on Yo Paul Carry on man I'm done hating I'm trying But two things could be true Okay That could be true Even though by the end of this pod I'm gonna find another flip That's way more egregious than this Please I am Before this is Drums not included. We're not talking about just drum loop.
No, no, no. Yeah, no.
Fuck the drums. Fuck the drums.
But he delivered. The message I guess would be one.
He delivered. Anytime you come on and start...
That's another one I don't mind. I don't mind that one though.
It's less played out to me. It is played out.
Everyone's used that shit too. Yo, name it the ones that if the right people Get them shit the message worked for fucking What's my man for us to be juice world Like It just works No no I'm talking about Nas the message I'm talking about Melly Mel's message Oh you're talking about the original message That's another one I'm done with that one But it works every time It does I don't believe in nothing being played out if it's done right.
I don't care about that. Corley Ray did that one? I don't care.
Agreed. Corley Ray did the message, right? She did.
She was fired when she did it. That shit is fire.
You do some shit. We're naming the ones that's fire when they come on them.
I'm sorry. I don't mind hearing them.
I'm not. I don't.
Cole, you showing your ass. This, this, this.
I mean, you've been rapping good. Yeah.
That's the problem with him, too. That he raps too good? His rapping good is now being weaponized against him.
I feel like it always has. The magician, yeah, but even more so now, there's a bigger microscope on it, and we'll get to that at his second verse.
Sure. But, yeah, you rap good with Tee Grizzly.
You rap good. Everywhere you go, you rap good.
Never heard of my bad. So now there's no rabbit out the hat, really.
It's the magician going on stage doing the trick that you know. You expect.
That's a good point. There's nothing different that happens when he does this.
I disagree. That's a good point.
And I think that's where the feature run comes in because I'm doing so many it's not just that he raps good but I'm rapping good on so many different styles of beats that I'm still separating myself because yeah my counterparts I hate all of the features is that hard to do? what? yes to rap out all the different pockets it's hard to do? What? Yes. That's very hard.
To wrap out all the different pockets here. It's hard to do, but the risk is not worth the reward.
To him it could be. And we'll get to that in the second verse, because he might be a little conflicted.
Can we play the second verse? We have a podcast. Why are you rushing me to the second verse? Not my fault, because I had an argument to that.
He too antsy, man. Yeah, he's ready to run.
Go ahead. To your point, I hate that.
I get the point about the rhyming in different pockets and all of that, but aside from the pockets and the beats being challenging, who he's rapping with, it's like it doesn't give it where it's like we're seeing him being challenged. It's like, all right, you rapping over here on these beats, but you're not challenging yourself because your peers

you rapping with

can't rap like you.

But that is a challenge,

though.

Nor is he doing it

with anybody

who has a fan base

as large as his

or larger than his.

So at some point,

you super serve

in the same audience.

I will also challenge

your point, though.

I think that him

rapping on shit

that's outside

of his wheelhouse

is challenging.

It's the challenge.

That's the challenge,

right?

Oh, my God. super serve in the same audience.
I will also challenge your point, though. I think that him rapping on shit that's outside of his wheelhouse is challenging.
It's the challenge. That's the challenge, right? How do I rap with someone that raps simple and trappy or whatever that may be and still appeal to their fan base as well? Him rapping on that Yachty beat was tough.
I don't care how it came out. It's a different kind of shit.
If any rapper that hears that weird-ass beat ain't just walking in and killing it. Cole is different.
I'm not fucking with it. I just don't think he's proven it to people that need to know it.
He could be trying to prove it to himself. Like, yo, I want...
It's a personal... I don't want to leave no stone unturned.
And that's my issue. You think J.
Cole don't know that he's one of the best rappers in the world? No, but I want to leave it without a doubt. That shit has sailed.
Listen, sometimes you get the, yeah, but you ain't did this. I don't even want to leave that stone unturned.
I don't want no criticism out there to say. That shit has sailed.
He don't have to do that, though. He can't do it.
That boat is over. Yeah, it does nothing.
It ain't like he's rapping with other niggas who's on his level and fuck the- They can't do that. No, fuck the pockets that they're reaching.
Let's just get to the rapping part. It ain't like he's challenged in that part.
Now, him finding this on the beat- How many niggas on his level? Nobody. What do you mean? And I rap with the niggas on my level too.
And the niggas he's rapping with, but they're not going in challenging pockets. It's just like, oh, it's cool.
Exactly, because they can't. So I'm going to go over here and show that I can do what y'all can't do, but I can still get on the record with y'all in the circle.
The rest of my point is for the second verse. Let's get to the second verse.
Yeah, yeah. Ride to it.
Ride to it. Ride to it.
Ride to it. Y'all can say stop.
Y'all can say stop. Genius letting us breathe.

I love the arrangement.

I love everything about this.

I do.

Alright, I just wanted to bring that back a little bit Oh wait, I didn't move that part Here we go See, even without the dead president I feel like this could have been fired Yeah, well I mean, that would be my thing I'm not even mad if you use the loop as an inspiration point and build around it like they did.

I would be mad.

Take the sample out.

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Trying to be something Hoping that peace comes to my cursed mind One thing's for sure that I've matured from my first rhyme

I learned long ago you can't please them all

And that hurt's trying

In this game where all you've got is your name

Like dirt I'm smirking at niggas

Trying to be smirched mine

Absurd times

But if fate get told it is wise

I can see hating both of your eyes

But the third's blind

So you search lines

But you struggle which explains the puzzle

Look on the door faces the word finds

I hate when raps become

But like they're not disturb signs

Can't knock it if I see puzzle Look on the door Faces the word finds

I hate when raps become

But like they're not disturbed signs

Can't knock it if I see it's bout to dole

They instigate the fuckery

Because it's profitable

But saying it's not the violence

Tools with dudes in hospitals

I pulled the plug

Because I seen where that was bout to go

They wanted blood

They wanted clicks

To make they pockets grow

They see this fire in my pen

And think I'm dodging smoke

I would've lost a battle dog I would've lost the pro Someone say it Someone say what? I don't know what I'm talking about I see a lot of people Sucking their teeth And shaking their head This is the part that he loses me on This is the part he loses a lot of people on This is the part that he loses me on. Why? Because he cherishes friendships? You didn't have to say.
That's what it sounds like to me. Who said it? I'm not mad at telling the story.
I'm not mad at him being able to share his participation and his thought process on everything that went on. I feel like I'd be a hypocrite.
Cherishes friendships. Yeah, I'd be a hypocrite if I said that.
So please, by all means, share what you want to share. I just think that it's bullshit.
He made a diss track, first of all. And put it out.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it at all.
I'm over the explaining of his self. Yeah, I don't want to hear it.
Like, it's no reason to. And I feel like that's how we got a lot of these features he's doing.
We got the KOD projects where he's different. He's listening to the fans on social media saying he ain't doing this.
He's not doing that. And he's jumping in.
He didn't explain himself. He explained himself.
He didn't go like, bro, just stop. Get off of social media and do what you do.
You're over explaining. That's the whole reason he even went at Kendrick.
He let the fans come and go. He responded before Drake.
This is my thing. This is my thing.
And I'm not going to tell nobody to get off social media because I do enjoy people rapping what they feel. I do.
Is it what they feel if it's inspired by social media? Yeah. Still could be.
Because it's your interpretation of what you are reading, seeing, or thinking. This is my problem with the Cole shit.
Cole, when the whole Big Three stuff was going on for over a decade, this verse cements to me that You were just excited to be in that conversation You didn't care About the placement and for a long Time the fans never Asserted a placement on anybody It was kind of just a thing that was Known or not known The big three is Drake, Kendrick, J. Cole.
So this verse to me just says, all right, Cole was perfectly fine with that framing of things. I think that it was a little naive to think that the other two felt the same way.
They clearly did not. At no point at the mention of the big three did the other two ever feel like, yo, that's dope, all three of us is the big three.
Okay. No one wanted to be bronze.
No, I'm just saying, but okay. Okay, but that fits.
Cole said he didn't want to be bronze. But that fits who he is, though.
That fits who he is. Or who he's shown us to be.
I mean, he's just humble. I'm talking about like, yo, just the fact that I'm mentioned with the two best dudes in the game.
Humbleness. And I'm in that conversation.
Yes. It's an accolade in itself to me.
Okay. Cool for him.
But the people that were arguing on J. Cole's behalf in that top three conversation.
Which he didn't ask for. Okay, I'm not talking about that.

I'm just talking about what has gone on.

Okay, go ahead.

They were never saying,

yo, it's dope that Cole is involved in that.

They were saying,

Cole's number one.

Okay.

And in his raps,

he was also saying he was number one.

That was my next point.

That was Cole saying,

I want to be,

I am going to be number one.

I want all the smoke.

Yeah.

But before he got on that,

his fans were saying.

But wait,

and yeah,

but I don't give a fuck about that. I that.
I'm talking to your heart of MCs now. So you could try to paint this away for fans talking about niggas is doing this for the mean people and the bots and that other side of hip hop.
We not on side, dog. We're not on that side.
Before that side was really a thing, those other two in the big three wanted to kill each other and fight for number one, and you presented yourself as someone that wanted to do the same. So you could still rap great.
This is incredible rapping. But also to be number one, you got to maybe take somebody head off or do something that is not going to feel the greatest.
It got to be a competitive thing at some point. And I think that he looked at it, and after this especially, he got some reflection and said, yo, the risk is not worth the reward.
I also have a retort to that. I think you could also become number one by ignoring all that shit and just killing shit and pushing forward.
No but when you keep going back you don't fucking do that. I agree.
Fuck the internet man. As long as somebody else ain't up here.
Yes it's true. Fuck the internet.
Yo no. I ain't so on that.
That ain't said enough. Fuck the internet.
Stop reading the comments man. That was my point.
That's true. It's hypocritical.
When you are elite fuck the internet. Yeah.
That's how we got certain features. That was my whole point.
As a Cole fan, bro, fuck what the niggas who armored your real fans are saying. Rap for you and for your fans.
You're rapping to please niggas. You can't please everybody.
And the sooner he realized that, the better off he'll be. And he just said that in this now.
And I think the realization came after this shit. He's saying, yo, now I realize you can't please everybody.
You should have realized that months ago. That's not for you to say.
That's for him to come to that in real time. If anybody out there that's listening, yo, maybe you never heard it before.
You can't please everybody. True.
Why you got to be sarcastic? That's the whole reason his fan base was the worst. That that's the true thing but don't get on no fucking song as uh he ain't no uh young hush puppy don't get on the song and now tell me I learned after this you can't please everybody nigga knock it off that's just that's not what you was on that's just I'm not buying none of this shit that's not what you was on even in that seven minute drill record that he put out that he deleted, he was talking like, I can take your fucking heads off.
Kendrick, I'm better than you. I'm better now.
I'm just glad to be here. I don't want to hear that shit, bro.
I think he got a hold of what Kendrick was going to talk about when he was going to call Drake, you know, the news that he called Drake and pedophile and all that shit. I think Cole got a win of that and just said, I'm removing myself from that.
That shit's about to get messy. We being followed.
And you know what I'm mad at too? And then I'll toss right to you, Ish. If I'm Kendrick, don't get on no song making it sound like I was the one whose emotions was ever in jeopardy by none of this shit.
I've been consistent in my point since that big Sean shit. What is it, control? Control.
I want to kill all you niggas whether we friendly or not. That has been my position.
It ain't me. So now that makes it sound like this is some type of Drake public pandering and then we get to an eight bar solo of Drake public pandering,

where you are addressing what?

I don't want to say internet narratives,

because somebody might really feel like this.

See, we be saying shit as an internet narrative

when niggas might really be feeling a way

and the internet just happened to notice.

It's possible.

That's another thing in 2025 that need to go. Internet narratives.
I'm sick of that. It's over for that.
Niggas be feeling the way. And the internet sees it.
I don't think this is him. J.
Cole's never come off that way to me as the guy to reply to internet narratives. So I don't think this is some new...
And as somebody that still want the Cole Hov tea, I don't want to hear about no fucking Cole Drake. I don't care.
I don't care about these two niggas. The rest of the world does.
And he's reading it on a daily basis. The rest of the world cares.
You may not care. That's valid.
The rest of the world cares. This boy's probably been under mad pressure for the last four or five months.
The rest of the world or Drake? Because which one of you saying they're coldest to come into?

Drake cares.

It could be both.

And Drake probably made him.

It could be both.

He probably know that Drake feels a way and he responded because that was his man.

Sometimes when a nigga do a lot for you, you have to reiterate that to let him know, nigga,

I am aware of what you did for me and I don't mind saying it publicly.

See, I'm off that too.

No.

I'm off that too.

No.

No, no, nigga.

I said me.

Oh, all right.

You don't tell me how to be true. Call me, call me.
He could call him. Some to be true.
Call me. He could call him.
Some niggas don't want the private call. I want the verbal apology.
Can I ask you this? What is he publicly... And that's a bitch.
No, it's not. Let me ask you this.
That is a bitch. What is he publicly apologizing to him for? For not having his back during...
For not having... No, it's funny.
What? What? What the fuck are these niggas talking about?

Seeming like not having his back when Kendrick was kicking his back in,

and Kendrick said in the line,

you did cold foul and not responding at a timely matter,

when he could have came out and said,

yo, nah, Drake never did me foul, so he did it now.

He did the right thing he's supposed to do for his men.

What is the, he never turned on Drake.

He dissed Kendrick as well.

He dissed Kendrick first. What the fuck is he apologizing? Because he got on a public stage.
Kendrick's biggest record, he said, did cold foul. You remember that part? No, but he got on a public stage and said, yo, I'm apologizing to you, my nigga, blah, blah, blah, blah, to Kendrick.
Because he said what he did was some bogus shit. What the fuck is he apologizing to Drake for? We don't know the behind the scenes shit that he might feel guilty for.
It's a valid question. Or it could be, like you said, when he got on stage and did all that apologizing to Kendrick, I love you, Kendrick, Kendrick, Kendrick.
Drake can feel the way, okay, so you want to make friends with this nigga. He ain't trust Drake in that shit.
Man, and call it a bitch like it is. Sometimes you cheat behind your girl back, you make it up privately, and she wants the public display of, yo, tell them you did me wrong, and we back.
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. And guess what most niggas do? That.
What? Go publicly, nigga. Baby, baby, baby, you the greatest thing in my life, blah, blah, blah.
I'm lost in the world without you and all that other shit publicly. You want to see one? Awesome.
And now, all of that dude, all of his bitches reserve the right to look at him different. Fuck him.
Which is what J. Cole is saying.
Yeah, but that's my problem. What do you mean you finally free? That dismisses all accountability from the part that he is playing in the big three debacle.
I agree with that. What do you mean you finally free as if you never wanted parts of the Big Three conversation? That is a load of crap and I'm not going to let you niggas just piss on me and tell me it's raining.
Get the fuck out of here. He could have wanted parts of that and then saw where it was going and said, I don't want to deal with this shit no more.
Y'all can have that shit. Y'all can have all that Big Three shit.
Or to be honest. Yo, then go sit your ass over there with Sunshine Anderson.
No. And the rest of the people that changed their mind.
Yes, nigga. Don't pop back up and say, if I would have, I could have.
But then I would have lost, nigga. No.
Not over dead presidents. That's where I agree with Parks.
You ever heard dead presidents? The nigga was holding his man's hand at the hospital bed saying, I'm going to kill them niggas for you. Get the fuck out of here with this soft shit.
I hate this soft hip hop shit. It's soft.
Call it what it is. These hip hop niggas is feeling like hoes out here.
That's regrets, but I got your boy. No, it's dead presidents.
That's not true. It's dead presidents.
They made no clowns, so you're right. Uh-huh.
Dead presidents. These niggas out here are hoes and bitches.
I was just about to agree with you. These niggas are hoes having to cater to the feelings of niggas that they don't invite to Thanksgiving, to Christmas, to New Year's Eve.
You don't know that. I'm talking for me.
Y'all don't know it. Niggas, speak for y'all.
So you know it. Don't speak for me.
I'm talking for me. These niggas ain't friends.
None of them. The end.
Y'all can think whatever y'all want. Sure.
None of them are friends. Hey, they can think whatever they want too, though.
This nigga, he might think that's his point. We're just in a beneficial business.
Oh. We're in a beneficial business to where it's smoking mirrors, and we're not allowed to say none of what really is, and if we did, the whole thing would come tumbling down like Jenga and London Bridge.

I don't want to hear this shit.

I don't.

Not over there presidents.

Not this part.

And my caveat, exceptional rapping.

Fact.

I'm saying two different points.

True.

This is exceptional rapping.

And this whole Lil' Drake, y'all fans, and the memes portion is my favorite pocket that he get in.

Yeah, he did.

Thank you. points.
True. This is exceptional rapping and this whole Lil' Drake, y'all fans and the memes portion is my favorite pocket that he get in.
Yeah, he did. It's my favorite pocket.
So these are two, these points are independent of one another is all I'm saying. True.
Let me ask you a question. Do you think this is more y'all bag than mine, right? But do you think that J.
Cole from Inception didn't really even want to fuck with that? I just want to be acknowledged for what I am. I'm grateful that I'm up here mentioning with the big three and now I'm letting peer pressure and society make me go down this road of nigga I could, he never really want to engage in that at all.
Maybe. I can't speak for him.
He's been saying he was number one. Okay.
Yeah, but that could have been false bravado. Yeah, it could be I'm the number one rapper real.
No, it very much could have been false bravado, but now that you have the opportunity to stand in it, you didn't lean in it. No, I don't want to lean in it because now I have to literally go.
Bro, yo, we fronting right now. What we want to see as hip-hop fans, what we want to see as hip-hop fans, we don't want to just see these niggas out-rap each other.
Because now it's going to still be subjective. Parts can say, yo, he out-rapped him.
He can say, I out-rapped him. We want the carnage.
We want the blood. As fans.
That's not true. Yo, y'all talking for these six niggas.
We talking about for the masses. Maybe not you.
We want the fucking carnage and the blood, and he wasn't willing to get into the fucking octagon and do it. The masses won it mess.
But he did get in the octagon and do it. Yes, he did.
He closed his house. He entered and turned back around, nigga.
He entered round one and entered the cage. No, he entered and threw a punch.
And he entered the cage. And he said, you know what? Come on.
My bad. My bad.
I don't even want to fight you. And if we saw that in a UFC fight, we would laugh at the nigga.

There's a clip going around of somebody around one, bang, walking out there doing this.

A homeboy walked in the center and he turned right around.

He turned right around.

And left.

We would laugh.

We laugh at that. He ain't going to get to come and repurpose some shit and reframe what the fuck we all was there for and forgot about.
See, that's the other thing. This shit is a dead issue.
It's moot. It's just not moot behind the scenes.
Or it might be moot to us, but not moot to him. My nigga, we don't know what this boy's getting his fucking DMs on a daily basis or getting behind the scenes on a daily basis.
Why are you reading DMs? You know what? He might feel like he need to address it. Why are you reading your DMs? I'm with that.
Why are you addressing your DMs? Yeah, you a bird. Call it what it is.
If you are a rapper, one of the most famous fucking best people in the world, you should not be replying to Tommy173 in your DMs. Sorry, buddy.
Sorry. Get off the fucking internet if that's how you do it.
It is true. Do you respond to DMs? Sometimes.
I've seen both of y'all respond to niggas on Twitter. No, you do not.
I like doing that. I've seen you respond to people on Twitter.
I get into that. You just responded to somebody last week.
Antoine, you have never seen me feel a way in real life. I don't know what you feel.
You've known me for 20 years, so that's capped. You do know how I feel.
You do know that You do know how I feel I have seen you respond

To people on Twitter

I don't know how you feel

This is my point

The way I respond on Twitter and the way you respond on Twitter

Ain't the same

You responded

You ignoring my point

You ignoring my point

If you niggas are on the internet emotional and replying to Tommy173 you should exit. That ain't a Joe opinion.
You should get the fuck off of there instead of getting in the booth. I'm tired of you niggas blaming the internet for everything.
Stop it. Some of this is you.
Some of it is you. Sorry.
It's over for that. You can't say blaming the internet for everything.
Oh, please. We watch the internet cancel niggas, nigga.
What are you talking about? Y'all niggas always have double standards and talking. We watch the internet cancel people.
Did we forget that? And y'all join the niggas to cancel motherfuckers. Yo, dawg.
We not talking. No, but you got to say it.
You can't say fuck the internet. Because if that's the case, half the niggas that's canceled now wouldn't be canceled.
Don't project. I'm not projecting enough.
I'm just saying. J.
Cole has never been at risk of cancellation. You said fuck the internet.
So I don't want us to move the gold notes here. No, we have to.
Because you just moved yours. If you are indeed threatened by cancellation, then the same applies.
Then you should monitor how you use the internet. I agree with that.
i'm not saying nothing so fucking profound but him getting on here talking about the niggas that are competing the niggas that have that mc gene in them are doing it because of they want clicks and props from fans they don't know no some of these niggas it's in their blood sorry j cole you don't get to lie to me like that lie to them some of it niggas that's in their blood. Sorry, J.
Cole. You don't get to lie to me like that.
Lie to them. Some of it, niggas just get that feeling.
True. Cole had that feeling.
That's about it. No, we don't know he had it.
I'm talking about Cole. We don't know he had it.
I'm not saying right now. In basketball.
I'm talking about before. We don't know that he had it.
J. Cole himself said, I am on a mission to submit my spot.
That's the greatest before this audience. Cole has always been on the spot.
In basketball. One mic, one mic.
In basketball. Some niggas is way more talented than other niggas.
But they don't have the killer. They don't have the Kobe in them.
They might have all the actual skills in the world, but they don't have the mental fortitude to try and be the best and kill niggas. That don't mean they're not great basketball players.
Some niggas don't want the last shot. We force them in the media to take the last shot.
We've seen this all over our life. Them same niggas do not run out there and say, hey, I want to be the best before this is all done.
Yes, they do. They shut the fuck up.
Yes, they fucking do. No, they don't.
Yes, they do. No, they don't.
Yes, they do. They do not.
You take the public scrutiny. When LeBron went to fucking Miami And then he took the scrutiny That came with it I didn't say that he did What No this has nothing to do with No I didn't say that You're saying Cole Shouldn't I say he shouldn't look at the internet And all of that You're saying we don't know What's going through his mind But you're saying He can't handle it I'm agreeing with you That's not what we were saying We're not saying he can't handle it.
I'm saying he's being manipulated by what he's reading and what he is seeing. And he should not be, is what I'm saying.
And I'm saying that we are not in his position, so we can't say he shouldn't be, because niggas up here have been manipulated by niggas on the fucking internet. No.
And on top of that, a lot of times... Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me just clear the record. I engage with niggas because I enjoy doing that.
A lot of times you may feel a way and the internet may heighten it. You may have felt that way internally.
And then when you read it, you'd be like, I felt that way. This is how I was feeling.
And now they're seeing how I'm feeling. So let me address it.
That happens. I believe that's bitch made behavior.
What? No, it's not. Got it.
But I hear you. I believe that to be that Because if you felt that way You should have addressed it Before the internet even made it a thing And that's my whole point As a cold fan You've been saying you the best You want to be cemented for this and that And then you fucking have the opportunity to do it And when it comes to show Now it's I can't let y'all niggas gas me.
Nigga, you've been gassing yourself.

We just said, now go and do it.

You got me arguing with niggas about what you can do and how you are the best.

And now you're saying, I don't want to do this argument because these niggas are saying it.

Nigga, look in the mirror.

That is what he's doing.

I listen to Cole.

He said, I don't want to go down a road that I have to go down to potentially lose my friends.

Bro, fuck these friendships.

This is rap.

Fuck these friendships.

I'm to Cole. He said, I don't want to go down a road that I have to go down to potentially lose my friends.
Bro, fuck these friendships. This is rap.
Fuck these friendships. I can't say that for his behalf.
You got it. I can't say that.
I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
All I'm saying is, if you don't want to go down this road and you're admitting that you don't want to battle or none of that shit, don't turn around and now say, but if I did battle, I'd have beat these niggas. That's true.
I'm agreeing with you. That's it.
I'm agreeing with you. Don't say that either.
Don't talk about battling. I'm agreeing with you.
There's a lot of throws, throws, and highlands shit. I'm agreeing with you.
That's exactly what it is. I'm agreeing with you.
Ice on that. Can you finish the record? Yeah, let me let the rest of it go.
That's the other thing. If you would have gained a foe off of that, buddy, then that wasn't your friend.

Yo.

That's.

What?

Nah.

Yo, speak for y'all.

I hear you. I'm just asking.

I hear you would have gained a foe, an enemy, off of that.

Then that was not your friend.

All right.

Well, I disagree with you.

Because depending on where it went,

roads could have been crossed

that there's no coming back from,

and now we foes.

It might not have started there,

but if it kept going,

and now you got disrespectful,

you took it there,

all right, now I'm going there.

Now we done said some shit about each other

that we can't come back from.

Our friendship that we once had is gone.

I agree.

You've been friends with people, and then things have been said said and y'all can't be friends no more. No.
Can we look at it for what it is? Friends. But wait, my response to that is because I submit to that theory.
That could be a thing. You still create a fall.
See, I think the illusion on this bullshit optics he's given us is somebody's mad. But you heard what you just said.
He said I would have created a foe. You did.
Yes. But you did.
You opted out. You removed yourself.
You did an apology to both. You panned it to one.
You said, hey, hey, hey, don't believe on the adders. I'm not afraid to say you supported me.
You was dear for me. Kendrick, I'm sorry.
That's my real friend. One day y'all gonna learn that it could only be neutral for so long.
All you neutral people, all you people that like to stay clean, all you people that, hey, I'm cool with this person and I'm cool with that person and both parties should respect that. I'm saying Cole is going to create a foe no matter what.
Well, because he picked, I mean, I won't say picked, but he jumped in. He picked? If he didn't jump in, I won't say he picked.
He picked. I won't say that.
He's saying he did not. Yeah, I'm not saying that.
He's saying he didn't pick. I'm not saying that he picked.
Even then, even going at Kendrick, to me, is not him picking. That's him, because I told y'all, that's him responding.
No, even, no, I want to stay there. Hold up.
Because even, I like where we're going here. Cole could be, and that's why I brought up that whole not really all the way aware of everything.
You got those friends. You got those people that, oh, I didn't know.
Oh, I didn't even know that was going on there. I didn't know it was so serious.
I didn't know. Yeah, you feel like that.
Cole, when he got the call to come do first person shooter, could have been totally oblivious to somebody else's really devious plan. Yeah.
Cole could have went in that booth.

I'm just going to rap.

He's just rapping.

He's just a rapper from North Carolina.

Yo, Biggest of Super Bowl.

Yo, Cole, as, again, remember my view on his view of the big three now.

I'm happy to be here.

Cole is like, yo, we are Biggest of Super Bowl.

All of us.

And remember, dude was supposed to be on it too.

I know.

But I'm saying that could have been part of it. So Cole is like, hey, all my friends just walked in.
I never said that when Fab came in the studio. When Banks came in the studio.
I never said, hey, my friend. You come from a different era, nigga.
I don't want to hear that shit. We talk about the best MCs in the world.
Be friends off the court. There isn't such thing as on the court and off the court.
This is what the old niggas is judging the new niggas for now. All that trading jerseys.
Cold on note, the other two niggas ain't there to trade jerseys. True.
That's it. We were stacks out of each other a lot.
So I was just saying. And we left and went to Strada.
It's facts. It's facts.
And we left and did what we was doing. I don't want to hear none of this shit from these lying ass niggas.
Joe, when you, Fab, and Banks was in the studio, y'all wasn't taking personal digs at each other. Y'all was just trying to out-rap the other nigga.
That's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. We did.
We did. I took personal digs at Fab.
I took personal digs at Stat. I took personal digs at Royce.
I took personal digs at any nigga that was on the record with me. That's a rap thing.
Fab has definitely taken personal digs at Joe. That the world knows about Ice or that you know about? Well, we was never at this magnitude.
So when you say the world, we're talking about three rappers where the world is at attention. That don't change the premise.
So when you say the world, no. I'm trying to kill you in the studio, rapping, but I'm not taking personal life disses at you that other people are going to hear and now y'all keep acting like the internet don't play this.
And now everybody in the world is going to make me now shoot back at you. No, that's not what we're saying.
We're saying there are people that the internet plays a part in those people.

We're just saying it shouldn't. We can't say that because there are people like that.
That's getting into it. But if you are an emcee and we pull up the sliders and your confrontation slider is at zero when it's among somebody that you know, then you're viewed differently.
And he keep trying to rewrite history. Sorry, buddy.

When you start talking about I am the best,

there are people that don't want to hear none of that no more. And he would be a fool to not acknowledge that.
He would be a fool to not acknowledge that. Actually, he is acknowledging it.
But he's saying, but wait, he's acknowledging it by saying, I'm finally free. Wait.
What? Yeah, I don't like that. I love him being free.
Wait. I love him being free.
If this is who he is true to self, I absolutely love this. I think that's who he is.
But it is his own brand. We are kicking his back in because he didn't present that way.
That's it. I want him to feel free.
I don't want no artist feeling like they strapped down by what the internet is saying, by what the bots, bloggers, people that don't matter, tastemakers, influencers. You should not feel strapped and handcuffed as an artist because of that.
So I'm glad he's free. Agree.
I'm glad he's free. Agree.
But free? Can we look at? No, what that word implies and what it comes with, that's a heavy word. Yeah, that's a heavy word.
So now we're taking the implications that come with that word and the undertone and pairing it with your old behavior. Like you're a bitch that's trying to pair the times, days that you was texting Shorty.
It don't match. It don't match at all the Cole fans, J1, one of them is just saying damn, the air is out of our balloon as far as arguing our guy for number one that's possible and can we look at it for what it is, he told him he the creator of the foe, he dissed Kendrick told him his album was trash, told him all that shit was garbage, told him all that shit was garbage, and then told him on stage, you could diss me.
Kendrick didn't diss him not once. What foe was you going to create, bro? Kendrick didn't diss him.
What you mean? Kendrick didn't. When Cole said, take your best shot.
He didn't diss him. So what he said is, because Cole copped out.
I mean, he backed out before he got the shot. Cole didn't diss him after that?

Kendrick?

No.

Kendrick didn't diss him after that?

He said Drake did Cole fab.

He didn't.

Give my 500 back.

What are you talking about?

What?

Y'all argue with me that Kendrick did diss him after that.

He did.

Well, he said, uh.

He said, the line.

Kissing and hugging on stage.

Yeah, kissing and hugging on stage.

And I play with my real friends. If not, I'm Y and W Melly.
All that shit. The one that y'all bet on.
That's a diss. And everybody in here came in here and said he dissed him.
And I said I felt like him. He dissed him.
That shit. I didn't take that as a diss.
I took it as a whatever. But I'm talking about the way he, the way Drake and Kendrick created foes within each other with the lyrics and the music.

Them two, what Cole said and what Kendrick said that, niggas overlooked that.

Of course.

It was a line.

It was a line.

But now when we get in the ring and engage each other like we have to engage each other, lines could potentially be crossed when I got to put together two long good ass verses.

I don't think it would have got there.

I don't think so either, personally.

At all.

I got a minute and 39 left for this record.

I got a prize piece I had to get to.

Let me get to it.

He smoked this, though.

What?

He is killing this. The of both things Heavy He gotta stop that See that's what he gotta stop That's what he has fucking up the car ride.
He fucking up my trip to Starless to get the mac and cheese. Look at J-Wan.
Look at his fan. He can't say that.
J. Cole has to stop this naivete.
He has to be more aware of the perception currently. He can't say, I walked away with all their blood on me when you left.
Because he ain't kill shit. You didn't kill shit, Cole.
You're hurting me. And wasn't nothing dead by the time he bowed out.
Wasn't nothing dead. Everything was still up in arms.
Shit was about to go awry. We didn't even get to the peak of this shit.
That was a free game. Yeah.
They was in the parking lot with Budweiser's. They got out early.
What do they call that shit? Tailgate. Yeah, you left at the tailgate, even though in real life niggas might bleed at that tailgate.
Depends on who playing. Yeah, Steelers game.
Judo games. But J.
Cole, I walked away with all their blood on me. That was crazy.
I mean, to me it's crazy also. You know why I know it's dramatic? Because it don't rhyme with pedig on me.
It don't rhyme with destiny or none of that shit he was rhyming. He's forcing in blood on me on pedigree, but he's fly.
He could have said sweat on me. I love when rappers do that.
But that's a force. Nigga.
That is a force. That's a great force.
There's no blood on you, my nigga. There's no blood on you.
You were the cleanest. You're the cleanest at the party.
Nigga, you left before the fight started. Your clothes is fresh out of the cleaners.
We was just talking about that. Your shoes is pearly white, nigga.
Nobody stepped on them. The laces is white and clean.
Jeans is fucking immaculate. He got creases in his shit.
Stop playing. I walked away with all their blood on me.
No, you did not. His real friends need to keep it a bean with him about how he walked away.
Oh, and now I want to get to that part when his friend text him. Go ahead.
Y'all heard when his friend text him? Of course we did. Just play it, man.
Go ahead. I'm so conflicted because he doing all the shit I love rappers to do.
I love when a rapper tell me they front text him. That's fly in a verse.
What happened? I'd be at the sweet, ooh. What your friend said to you when all this was going down? Nigga, his friend text.
My friends don't text me none of that emotional shit. My friends don't text me nothing uplifting or encouraging.
What's that shit to be in the brother's chat? The cars and boats. He need the brother's chat to text him boats.
He live on the pier. That nigga been on the pier for 30 years.
The boats is inspiring. He said my friend texted, just because the gun done shoot don't mean it wasn't deadly.

Deadly. He said that.

I did, I know. To keep with the pedigree,

blood on me.

Yo, dog.

I want to interview

the friend that texted him that.

Did he say it was a she, too? It's a girl.

Yeah, but that's weirder.

I agree. That's weirder.
I agree.

That makes it worse.

I agree.

And you wasn't even thinking about Shorty.

You wasn't even thinking about her.

She sent you out.

The gun is deadly still.

Out the blue.

Out the blue.

Don't let them trick you.

Your gun's still deadly.

Yo, wait.

J. Cole, you are reading your ice.

Stop.

Yo, you're reading your text from Bianca when the fucking war's on.

The gun is still deadly.

Don't let them get this.

And she said the gun emoji.

We squirt gun emojis.

We know you could kill.

Pew, pew.

We know you could kill.

You could kill them if you wanted to.

But you don't.

And that takes for straight and maturity.

But that don't mean it's not deadly.

You're a real man.

There it goes.

Fucking Bianca.

Only two.

If you refuse.

Don't text me and say refute.

No, a lady says a girl.

You said he.

He said she.

Lady says it's a girl.

He said my dog texted me. My dog.
I'm the gun. I am the gun.
Oh, I gave you power. All right.
Define that J-Wan All right Define that J-Wan Let Nas down Let Nas down And let me tell you You did let Nas down He let Juan down too That's a fact That's a fact I know I know You know too I know Yeah you let Nas down It was a song before That nigga was really No he was really tight He tight Look at ratting. But so what? Yo, do y'all hear him? Go ahead, J.
Did y'all hear what he just said? I'm not defending it. There's nothing to defend here.
Yo, stupid. I'm actually offended.
I want to have a conversation with him. Stupid nigga on Twitter started posting the memes talking about J.
Cole when he realized he was the gun.

I gave you power.

That old straight bullet had asked. Why? That don't tell you how

He should've did that beat. That don't tell you how

not aware he is of a few things.

Or the straight bullet beat.

He should've did that.

Don't try to fucking

find the rationale in it.

Let me continue to crack on this.

I want to finish making jokes.

Homeboy texts you that

early towards the morning.

What do you think his name was?

Yo.

It's not Bianca no more.

Yeah, no, it's not Bianca.

Like 5 a.m.

This sounds like a Todd or something.

It's like Fred.

Yeah, something stupid like that.

Text him in the morning, yo.

You still deadly.

You are the gun.

Even if you don't shoot, you deadly.

J. Cole didn't know what the text was about.

J. Cole said, what is Fred texting me about?

Who is, what is, what?

Did he realize it?

Oh, shit.

I am deadly still.

I'm good. Oh, shit.
I guess in that metaphor The gun is me Yo It's like I'm a gun Jake Yo J. Cole It's like J.
Cole It's like I'm a gun J. Cole No Dog You're an idiot I'm telling you bro bro.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You got to do it.

Damn, yo.

Look how motherfuckers use it.

Hold on.

Throw me away, shit.

I don't get to say shit.

Just grab me.

Just do it the fuck they want.

Doom, doom.

Doom, doom, doom.

Throw me away.

Yo, I think I'm a gun. Yo, I think Fred is telling me I'm a gun.
I can't believe I'm a gun. Wow.
Oh, stop laughing. Oh, wait.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Let's go, Queens. Huh? Let's go, Queens.
See, look. Even then, J.
Cole was a different gun than this. In this, he was made to kill.
He wouldn't have been made to shoot. He was a prop gun.
Yeah, he had to. He was the rough gun.
That's why they keep me concealed. This nigga's a idiot.
It's deadly. He might be the Alec Baldwin gun.
That one It might work Oh shit Yo don't look now I think Fred's saying I'm the gun Who else could be the gun In this situation I ride his bike somewhere when he hit him too, yo, that's a deep friend. You got to pull the sweat over and reevaluate some things.
You got to be the deep friend to even send that text. Yo, you still deadly.
Ain't nobody texting that shit. Yo, J-Won is pissed.
Yo, this is great. I'm pissed, but it's still exceptional rapping.
It is. See, and then he's going to say,

but name another nigga out there rapping this incredibly.

It don't matter, one, and two, we can name two niggas.

You still are third on the deck.

You didn't change nothing about this.

He might be fourth.

It's crazy because, in my opinion, going into that shit,

he was taking over that one spot for me for the past couple years. We was saying that for two years straight.
Yeah. Like, oh, I don't know.
This is looking different. Cole is on a murdering spree.
He's still the best rapper out of them. Agreed.
Right now, to me. He still.
Y'all know my take on that. He still is that rapper, nigga.
Take more than rapper. We got any more bars left for this thing to analyze? It takes more than rapping.
I love Cole, and this is incredible. I ain't gonna lie, this is my shit right here.
a lot for me, my nigga I just don't like the timing Drake did his rant at the club That's why he gotta clear it up No! Fucking clear him shit up Wait, that's how you feel? Let me hurry up and get to the studio My bad, my bad Let me write you a letter Yo, big dog No, now, flip side I love you, my nigga What if Drake heard about this record beforehand And then went and did his rant and this happened to come out afterwards? Now you look like a fucking asshole. It's an Instagram drop.
You can push that back, man. I'm putting all of this shit on fucking Aubrey.
I'm putting the Rod Wave. Rod Wave came out with a little interview.
His album out. We'll talk about that in a second.
Rod Wave came out and said, yo, all the nigga that turned on Drake is crazy. Drake did so much for everybody.
It ain't never a coincidence that everybody just starts saying the same thing publicly.

Yo, Drake did so much for everybody.

That nigga is tight still.

Oh, no, he hot.

OD.

I don't know what the fuck he think them duck lips is hot.

He's tight.

With Zoolander.

What the fuck is cold, Jermaine?

Yo, you are not.

Fuck all the narrative.

You're sick.

Tapping back into your magic pill is what's a pair of two.

Wait, now you about to give advice. Wait, wait, wait, what? You think you got to tell number two? Jermaine Cole feel like he got to tell.
Number three Jermaine Cole is telling number two, Aub Aubrey tapping into his magic pen is what's imperative now. Pause.
Am I in the Matrix? No, but I mean, it's good advice right now, honestly. First of all, number three can't tell number two shit.
Shut up, nigga. You walked away.

You apologize.

And what's that Drake line?

He's still mad at Cole.

What was that line?

I don't like that shit that Cole did.

I don't like what Cole did.

Cole loses sleep, not me.

I don't like what Cole did.

Yo, I wish the audience knew how to really hear what the rappers are saying.

I hated that move that Cole, that shit Cole pulled.

I ain't apologizing.

That's cold losing sleep.

Not me.

No.

That age like fucking...

Wine.

Avocados in the sun.

Yeah, that was some bullshit.

That age.

Oh, my God.

I got an ad to get to.

I promise you I do.

I promise I got to get to the ad.

But these niggas are so full of shit. All of them.
Oh, I'm sick of it now. Music ain't even valuable enough for me to let y'all be this full of shit.
That's where I was about to get to is I don't like the way this Instagram shit is disgusting to me. That opens up a can of worms.
It does. Let's wait a second.
Yeah, let's do that. We'll hit that later.
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Yeah, this cold. Now this pod sounds like I didn't love the drop, and I did.
No, the drop isn't me. I love it.
I absolutely love it. I love the drop.
I love the beat. I love the hook.
I love the kids. I love the chords.
I love the flip. I just loved everything except like that.
The words, the laughs. I hate the message.
I hate that part of the end that he's killing. See, he's trying to trick me with great rapping.
Because he is great rapping. It is.
But. It's fuckery.
I just want, like, yo, for me personally, you left the battle. You didn't want no parts of that.
Cool. I just want you to completely leave it alone.
Get to the rapping that we know you to be great for.

You know what I'm saying?

You want to knock out some more features?

Cool.

I want the fall off.

I don't need nothing else from you at this point.

I feel like we're getting the fall off.

We got the fall off.

Oh, shit.

Yo, I say all the time that rappers have to be careful

how they title albums.

I say that all the time.

That words have meaning and we can album title some shit to life. Like, I say that all the time, that words have meaning and

we can album title some shit to life.

Like, I'm ready for the fall off too.

And I, the album. Right.

And I refuse to believe that Cole

didn't realize he was better off

not addressing anything from the

battle. I don't believe that.

I think Cole knew if he got on

there on a dope beat with a dope hook

and some dope rapping and just put it out,

then

he'd have been in a better position than

Thank you. Hey, for all we know, Drake might not be texting the nigga back.
True. I might can't reach you.
I might can't reach you because, hey, you ain't fucking with nobody. You don't respond to me, I might diss you now.
This verse sound like that, this verse sound like that, even if that's not the case. This sound like, this is my only way to reach you.
And I just want you to hear this. That I don't have, I don't want no problem with you.
I'm appreciative of everything you did. Thank you.
Don't let them people gas you into thinking we got something or my end, I don't have anything. That's what it sound like.
And that's back to my point. That's back to my point.
If I got to type, put a message in a bottle and throw it in the ocean to get to you, I ain't about to keep calling you my friend. We ain't friends.
All this fucking fake, fancy friendship bullshit. Stop it.
It's over for that. It's 2025.
Everybody that works in the music business has gotten fired. Nobody knows how music will be consumed for the next however many years.
And none of y'all are making money from music. Of course I'm not talking about the big three.

And no, they're devaluing it more by fucking dropping it on Instagram.

Mm-hmm.

What do y'all think

about that aspect of this?

It's disgusting.

I get that there's a deal

with Interscope or Universal

or whoever.

Universal or Meta.

Yeah, but I think

when the top of the heap

that can play around with free shit

sets a trend,

it's bad for everyone else. Why? Because everyone don't have a deal with Instagram.
So if now that's where the expectation is to get new music, the people that don't monetize from it are going to be making less than they're making now off of fucking DSPs, which is next to nothing. I don't feel like Universal cares.
I know. Evidently.

And they haven't cared for the last how many ever years?

They control most of the musicians.

They have the deal with Meta.

That includes Drake, sometimes Kendrick,

if he's leasing through Interscope like he did during that battle,

and J. Cole.
Do y'all know the specifics of the deal?

And take it to a...

No.

We ain't nobody. Didn't TikTok tell Universal sucked their dick? Mm-hmm.
Cole. Do y'all know the specifics of the deal? No.
Didn't TikTok tell Universal suck they dick? No. No, they reversed.
Universal told TikTok the stuff they dick. I thought they still was beefing.
No, I think they came to agreement. No, they came back.
They fixed it. The music is back.
They fixed it. I think that TikTok came back to the table and changed some things.
I think Universal is moving moving like Universal I think they moving like we control everything and what we don't control my son controls some of it we doing things this way the foreseeable future this is how we make our money anything besides that we cutting budgets we cutting people that's it bro from a and I know this sounds bad but from a business standpoint shit is genius. Look how many hundreds of millions of users is over there with meta apps.
Whether it be Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, all of that shit. Like, yeah, if I can cut a deal with you that gets my music scene right to your entire fucking user base.
I'm not bad at it as an early drop, but like, put it on where I can buy it and download it. Yeah, because I would like to purchase Port Antonio.
Yeah, and when the party dies. All that shit.
Yeah, all that shit. And, I mean, listen, feel however you want.
This may be great for the music business. I'm always speaking for the business of music.
Two different things. They about to condition people on how to receive new music from the biggest acts.
They did it already. This is streaming all over again.
I had a conversation with a bunch of folks yesterday. Where you was at? You was outside? No, no, no.
I was on Twitter conversation. But we was talking about, you know, y'all know I don't stream.
I still purchase, I download, et cetera. Same.
I do both. For the actual files.
I do both. So everybody who used to do that shit and put music on your iPods, they don't remember how to do it because you've been conditioned to get it through streaming.
Wait, I forgot how to take an MP3 and load it on my phone or put it over here. I don't remember how because I've gone so many years of just press the button.
So now you scroll all day on Instagram. I don't even have to open a Spotify, a Tidal, or whatever.
I can get my new music right here. People, the masters are going to roll with that.
And I'm going to be happy to roll with that. And I think this is some low-key beef with TikTok.
I think this is, alright, we're going to partner up over here for Meta. So now y'all don't really want to play with us? All right, we're going to X y'all out.
We're going to give Meta the functionality to potentially start creating some TikTok type shit. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
And X y'all niggas out. That's what I think.
I literally think that. I just think it's bad.
Again, smart business. I think it's bad for the trendsetters in the business to dive in.
I think it's scary for everybody else. Gotcha.
I think it's scary. And again, the functionality of Instagram in terms of playing the music is not great.
Oh, they'll fix that. Yeah, maybe.
They'll fix that quick. It'll be a little button at the bottom player.
Yeah. And I think they'll take care of that immediately.
From a business perspective, I also think that for the artists, this may be a way to see how engaged,

how direct-to-consumer music might work.

What do you think the profit margin would be on that?

Because if you got 7.3 million followers,

what are you gaining?

What would you receive from that?

As an artist?

Yeah, as an artist.

We don't know now because Universal's doing it.

But let's say Joe put out a song right now. And he found a way to monetize the song.
JoeButton.com. And Joe just put out two songs.
And he sold the songs for a dollar. He might make a million dollars in two days.
You get what I'm saying? So I think that if the artists are putting the songs directly to Instagram, it's going to give them a gauge on what they would possibly achieve if they put it out direct to consumer. But everybody can't put it out direct.
Not if Universal had the deal. No, I'm not saying they can't.
I know. I'm saying, but in the future, if I get out my deal, I remember what I was doing when I was releasing my shit.
Would your Instagram be considered your intellectual property? No. You sign the law box.
When you click accept. When you click accept on terms and conditions.
I'm saying in terms for those of the artists who are signed to these labels. So say Cole, Kendrick, whoever, when they drop their project or their record through the app, right? Will it then in turn and say 7 million followers, 5 million of your followers buy that record.
Because of the guidelines, would it have to be your label get a percentage of that or would you receive all of that? Your label's going to get that. The deal is with Universal and Meta.
Well, listen. I don't like that.
Initially, initially, when the artist was doing that and TikTok and Instagram was helping artist songs go viral without the label. Once the label sensed that and realized that, they became a part of that.
So then now things have changed drastically.

Tricked y'all.

Yep.

Yep.

Gotcha.

Gotcha, fool. Another gotcha.

Yeah.

Yep.

Gotcha, bitch.

We just going to keep fighting about the big three, though.

Right.

Same shit.

I mean, it all goes back to Vince's point.

Vince is a genius.

It opens them up to try anyway.

Because, again, with Instagram, you can have your shop attached to it.

So if you got this, you can sell your merch right through your Instagram page as well you don't get to do shit stop with that smoke and marry shit your brand and who owns it gets to do that you don't get to do a lot of these niggas don't own their brands go on Instagram as somebody that own your own brand and try to get followers. Uh-uh.
And try to have your followers purchase your merch and hit your link. They won't find it.
And get shares and engagement. It's over for that Instagram shit.
Y'all, I'm telling you, we're not in 2024 no more. We're not in 2023.
It is over for all of that shit we came to love and know and learn and adapt to last decade. It's a rap.
The music

business is going to always figure out how to

counteract LimeWire, counteract

Napster, counteract Michael

Jackson, counteract just whatever the fuck

is winning. Or take it and resort it.
They're going to figure out

the regular shit. So remember a couple years ago

it came out that

Instagram was prioritizing reels?

Like if you put a regular picture post

up, it doesn't get the same

visibility that a reel does.

Somebody went to a conference

Let's go. Instagram was prioritizing reels.
Like if you put a regular picture post up, it doesn't get the same visibility that a reel does. Somebody went to a conference a couple days ago and it was explained up there that now what Instagram is doing is if you attach music to your post, that's getting more visibility now.
Because again, they got this music deal that they're trying to push out. So now they want people they're going to incentivize you to add music to your posts now

same thing with the reels

they'll throw some music in here

now we'll make sure people see it

and I ain't going to lie if I'm Hov I don't want to hear none of this

shit from J. Cole after Drake is posting

pictures at Solange I don't

looks funny

looks weird

it looks funny it looks odd it looks goofy

it's confusing

Thank you. Looks funny Looks weird Looks weird It looks funny It looks odd It looks goofy It's confusing It's nasty You niggas are nasty out here Y'all are fucking disgusting What if Holes told him he was deadly? Holes told him he was deadly I can't believe Fred texted that nigga that shit I cannot believe Fred texted him and said that Deadly Yo.
Yo, you deadly still. Deadly.
This is funny because I know what Fred did. Yo, don't text me no encouragement.
Don't text me nothing that's reassuring. You know what that's like? You know what that's like? It's like when I see niggas and they say, be safe.
Stay dangerous. Don't text me to be safe, dog.
You know about some danger that's coming? Am I not safe without you saying that? This is the same. You're deadly.
You ain't killed nothing. Ain't trying to be tough with it.
Like, yo, keep your head up, dog. Don't let that shit get you.
You ain't even pistol with nothing. You deadly, man.
You deadly. That gun, hey, a few things for the gun to be deadly.
It don't just be deadly. You gotta.
You gotta load it. Yeah, with bullets, real bullets.
Cock it back. Cock it.
Safety off. Aim.
Aim. Shoot.
The functionality got to be all clean and clear so we avoid the jam. This could jam and not be deadly.
I know. Nigga tried to take my melon off.
Should jam right up on him. The gun just ain't always deadly.
Deadly. It's a pretty gun.
J. Cole's gun is pretty.
Like, that's a good gun to pull out. Barbie pistol.
J. Cole's gun is like when you, back when you could, it was safe to flash somebody and niggas might run.
Today, and for the last 20 years, you'll get killed. But when you could flash somebody, you want the J.
Cole gun. Ain't got no bullets in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.
For sure. Nick, Nick.
Hey, hey. Nick.
Yeah, y'all got it on me. I got it.
Hand in pocket. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Do the army jacket. Yo, yo.
All right. They don't do that in the street.
Do the army. Do the army jacket.
They hold that waist, yo. They show you the tip of it paws.
Yeah. And the butt of it.
J. Cole, you can put that gun right back in Walmart, nigga.
Man, that's... Where J.
Cole got? He's off Carolina. I hate when you do that, though, bro.
He's the gun. I'm going to get at you in a little bit.
He's the gun. That gun could go back in the shelf.
He is the gun. That gun could go back in the case, in the safe.
Oh, man. That's the thing.
That's the part he's missing. You don't even have to keep that gun in the safe.
There was no... Why? You ain't gonna shoot it? You can get that gun to your kid.
You can put that shit on the mantle. That shit is childproof.
Yeah, why are you doing that? Stop. Enough.
Enough. Y'all both...
All of y'all up here, some of y'all be promoting all this be true to themselves and freedom of expression and not having the stress of the industry and because you guys put this expectation on him, you are holding him to that. We didn't put that on him.
He contradicted his face. I don't give a fuck.
He probably decided mid, pardon me, he probably decided mid fucking, mid debate or battle that he ain't want to do it and we have the freedom of that choice, man. All of us.
You come from Battle Rap, don't you? Yes. Yes.
And how would this go in your commentary? Yeah. He ain't come to the battle.
No, before. No, Cole went.
Yeah, you did. He spent his first round.
You did. Before I would have did that, before I would have did that, but not until I came up here and started to watch how you guys promote the artist's expression and freedom.
So at the battle, when dude comes up and does his first round and walks off the stage, you're going to be like, oh, that's nice. No, no, no.
He walk off the first round, and before the other nigga go, he stops and say, you know what, yo, I apologize. We're going to diss him, yes.
I don't even want to battle you. You know what I mean? It's love.
Y'all be cool. I'm out.
And then he goes to the interview afterwards and say, yo, I ought to smoke that. I ought to three old him.
He should have never came to the building. He should have just, I got it.
I hear you. That's all? I hear you.
Stayed at home. J.
Cole, man, yeah, you didn't have to get off your city bike for this. You could have got right back on your city bike riding around Soho and Chelsea and Houston.
Just stay great rapping. That's it.
Just stay great rapping. Don't tell us about what you were do in warfare no more.
I don't want to hear it. No, J.
Cole is one of my favorite people in hip hop. Yes.
I want to hear it. Part of that is because he ignores me.
Part of that is because he ignores the things that he should ignore. So this was important to him.
I'm glad that he's finally free. There we go.
But But am I gonna kick his back in For being free? Yeah, a little bit A little bit But what's the props though? I don't wanna hear that shit A little bit That's it A little bit A little bit of props A little kick in Definitely letting Oz down though Yeah He ain't spoke to Oz recently I don't understand that What do you have to hear? He made a song called Let Nas Down Oh, see Because he was moving Different or with his Single choices And so forth and so on Then he did a remix With Nas Where Nas said Made Nas part You didn't let Nas down I was super proud Of what you did But that was a lot of years ago, and I don't think he spoke to him again. He let Noss out.
Noss will never. I got y'all.
We moving on, we moving on, we moving on. We moving on in two seconds.
Vibe with me, though. Vibe with me, me though You know what I mean? I don't want to seem like we kicking niggas in the back for being free

Please be free

Please be free

I mean, play my J. Cole playlist.
Shout to Fantasia, too. Let's go, Cole.
Baby, you don't pay no mind. You act like you should know you're beautiful.
Hey, I'm always for the ladies. I'm always for the ladies.
They sing along. They sing along out there.
Waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter. Whoa! And I don't want to make you unhappy If you're not happy All you got to do is vibe.
Don't worry. Let the hook go and then we'll come back in with some pardon.
Tune in for the ladies out there on the dance floor.

Hey!

Big Jersey, Big Jersey! I've been taking Hey, don't talk to me. Go ahead to someone else.
Go ahead to someone else. Don't even talk to me.
Don't even talk to me. I feel a bit of a tougher than this nigga.
Even she said, don't talk to me no more. Don't even talk to me.
Don't even talk to me. All right.
We got a bar to get to. Go ahead to someone else.
Go ahead to someone else. Baby.
Ooh. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. He's finally free.
He's free. He got me feeling like I need to do a free check.
Who else is free? What's free? Who ain't feeling free? Who is feeling? You know what I mean? Because y'all like, nah, he's free. He's free.
He's 39. I mean, shit.
And rich. I hope he is free.
There you go. Are you free, J1? Mm-hmm.
I think so. No, no, no, no, no.
That was the most confident. That was some hesitation on that one.
You did your thing in the site for or no? Of course. They cleaned you up? They ate you up.
Never. You can tell me.
I'm your man. You can tell me.
Never. No, they didn't have us do it with each other.
Like, you had to get in a vehicle, do your verse. Oh, so it wasn't a cipher at all? Yeah.
That's not a cipher. Oh, that's not a cipher.
That's you in a car? Yeah, it's one of those. Oh, they didn't put you around killers? No, it was me.
They kept you safe because you jaded his son. Never.
It was me, Damani, and Oshay. No, no, no.
We don't care. Later though.
They kept you safe

because you are... They kept them safe.

You Jadak his son.

So they didn't serve you up like that.

Not on BET. Nah.

That's crazy.

When I did the siphon, I did a bunch of them.

They didn't

put me in the car. That's all I'm saying.

I hate to talk shit to Jadak his son.

They put me right with car. That's all I'm saying.
I hate to talk shit to Jake. Fuck it.

They put me right with all...

They had you with James Corrigan.

Where do you rank yourself on a rapper's sons?

Rapping.

Definitely up there.

Oh, number one.

Perfect.

My dad raps him.

I'm a nigga.

I'm up there.

I'm in there.

Like number four?

No, I'm in like between one and two. Like 19.
So who would you say above you or beneath you? Right under you? I don't know. I don't know.
You said one or two. So you got another nigga that's one or two.
I'm trying to be humble now, nigga talking all that shit. What up? Based off stats and being on a hit record.
I'm talking about niggas that can rap. Yeah, I'm going with number one.
Corley Ray. I'm going with number one.
Hey, Diggy Simmons might get you smooth out of here. You definitely have to go, Diggy Simmons.
About to catch another flight. Diggy Simmons.
Damn, baby JoJo. Get some slaps, boy.
Get your slaps up, nigga. Get out that car.
Let's talk about just rapping. What about it? Don't let us trick you in the dissonance.
What about it? Wait, you think you rap better than Coyle Ray? You think you rap better than Coyle Ray? Bar for bar. The Coyle Ray.
The. We not doing this.
We just want to know. We not doing this.
Scared to death. Y'all know what's up with me.
Shout out. Shout out.
Shout out, nigga. Shout out.
That's my peoples. Y'all know what's up with me.
We know. They put you in a car.
They know what's up with me. They put you in a car.
Was they in a car with you? They know what's up with me. Were they in a car with you? Was they? All of them.
Any celebrity kid that do music know what's up with me. Were they in a car? It was a few that had to get in a car.
At the same time, you were spitting? Who was in the driver's seat? Production. Oh, man.
Oh, yeah. They saved them.
They saved them. Yeah, they saved them.
That's cool. Wait till they come out.
From the monster. I ain't watching them, nigga.
You for sure it was going to air? Yeah. You know, sometimes they let people record their internet.
Yeah, they be like, you know what? That's like giving the award when the commercial's going on, nigga. Don't let them do that to you.
Flip grew in there for me. I don't watch nobody else in the car.
I've seen enough slapping pizza out of niggas' faces. Yeah, they're not doing that.
Punching somebody. Nigga, daughter was in there one day.
I was traumatized. Or with the ice cream and the cereals and shit.
You was wowing. I'm done watching the people who production is in the car.
The car should be to go somewhere. All right, man.
If you rapping in the car, like... Leave him alone.
He got it. I think he killed it.
Let me hear the first bar. Let me hear the first bar of your verse that you gave him.
First bar. And I'll tell you.
I said it. I feel it now more than ever.
Talking about the fame. I ain't talking about the pressure.
I said one bar. That was the one bar.
Oh, okay. I feel it now more than ever.
Talking about the fame. I ain't talking about the pressure.
Yeah. The pressure.
The pressure. The pressure.
Yeah. You feel the fame.
You hear him? Wait. They're going to clean you up.
Wait, hold on. Talk about it.

What's the fame doing to you?

I got niggas running up saying,

I seen you on the pod.

I feel it now more than ever.

You are 25.

25 years. I wish I was 25.

They ever be yesterday.

I feel the pain.

It's coming now.

It's getting to me, y'all.

That's hate, though.

That's hate.

That's super hate, right?

That's nasty.

Joe, why you even fucking me?

You know what the locks went through?

Shut your ass up.

Shit.

I feel it now, boy, never.

That's the benefit.

That's the nepo-bating benefit.

That's what that.

That's what your dad was rapping, though.

Let me start fucking with you.

That's what he was supposed to do.

Let me start talking to you.

We got a killer right there, a rapper son that might. Yeah, we got a Nepo.
We got a Nepo pod here, dude. Yeah.
Today. Watch out.
Trey. Just saying.
Put some respect on his name. Trey still rap? Stop fucking with him.
Why are you fucking with Trey? I didn't know if he's still rap. I stopped listening when all the mixtapes was about his mom.
No, man. At that point, I was like, all right.
That's hate. That's hate.
That's big hate. I'll tune back in when the bars get a little more neutral.
He was getting jealous? Yeah. Yeah, you're goddamn right.
Why? I respect that. His dad, his parent jealousy, that's the thing.
I ain't going to run from it. He called me, I'm at a tattoo spot.
I get a tattoo. Oh, that's my baby.
What you getting? My mom's birth date hospital. He was like, yo, I was born on.
He was like, oh, all right. Got this piece.
Nigga threw the phone. Just for a motherfucker.
Mad as shit. I got a birthday.
You was in my nuts before her stomach. No, he should have told me about that tattoo before the college payout.
He waited, right? He let you wait for the right now. Waited until he was independent.
Yeah. I got it.
I got you the man. Smart man.
Y'all know what time it is, man. Stop playing with me.
Y'all know. What are you doing, yo? What? Don't watch me.
Yo, I'm paranoid about niggas that do that. Yo, you know Vern came to meet me at the strip club.
And I was there first. So I was chilling amongst whoever was there having a slice by myself.
Vern come in, I hug him. He sit down and just do this.
Off the rip. You gotta let niggas know.
No, don't do that when I've just been here. I've just been sitting right here chilling.
Everything been good. Hold up.
Wait, that was a question? Hold on. Now you're neutral.
Hold on. You had your red hat on? Yes.
I was about to jump on. This is one of my favorite hats.
For the month, though? No, no, I'm going to wear this way longer than a month. Nah, the little dusty Scully's, he wear them.
He wore that green shirt for 10 years. He was sick when he lost that Scully.
I know, because I thought it was my good luck Scully, and then as soon as I lost it, life just got exponentially better. I fucked myself with that good luck

Scully shit. Anyway.

Oh, Glover Look. That's what I'm doing.

Y'all know what time it is. Look at this

nigga, man. Stop.
This is one.

If I get in trouble, I don't know what none of it mean.

Nigga, you down with me, nigga.

That nigga burns that.

I was like, yo, nigga, you couldn't do that as you

was walking? Like before you

sat right here?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. There you go.
That is the intro on Glorilla's debut self-titled project. Glorious.
That's some good music. Music.
Music. To you.
Not self-titled. I enjoyed even.
Not self-titled? Glorious. It's not called Glorilla? Glorious.
Glorious? Yes. Look that up.
Glorious. You're right.
Glorious. Glorious.
Go Ice.

Tell these niggas who you are, nigga.

You can't tell I can't read.

I see four letters that's the same.

That's the same word.

Dyslexia.

Yes.

Exactly.

Y'all talk about it first because I don't want to lead out being a bird.

I'm going to be a bird then.

Yeah, Ice.

I played this shit at 12.01. See, I couldn't find that shit.
I know. I saw people saying they couldn't find it, and I went right to the iTunes store.
It was right there, purchased, and immediately started playing. And from the intro, which Joe played, she was cooking.
I love the singles already. That whole line was, I think I've talked about it up here, fire record.
Her and Sexy Red flipped the- I like that record. Wipe Me Down.
Wipe Me Down. It's going to do exactly what y'all think it's going to do.
Yep. I would love to hear- What's the name of that one? I do want to play.
What You Know About Me. What You Know About Me.
What You Know About Me. What You Know About Me.
My lip gloss is popping. My lip gloss.
Little mama, what's up, up? Hey. This nigga's nuts.
Let's see.

What you know.

KNO.

Oh.

And what you is one word.

What you.

Nigga, just dad.

Man, look at your phone.

Nigga, you just bought the shit.

Yeah, no, I'm just driving.

This guy's great.

But yeah, that's one of the standout jokes for me.

Off the red.

It's true, because as soon as it came on, I knew what was going on.

Yeah, immediately. with him.
50,000 new Chanel chop is free and every time I pop out you know I ate T.E. I'm that bitch ho geek like me you know it's why do you I P.E.
Z.E. I ain't got a couple singles so far Small niggas tall niggas long page no small fist And the bitches all pretty and with y'all I'm wearing booty shorts Cause my paper mom It's a brand night My nigga ain't a home I pour my bitch a shot Cause I'm trying to learn Gotta hear this outside Gotta hear this outside tonight Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Yo, how long are we gonna let Glowrilla say she got ass? I love when she do it to the people that like that But how many times are we going to let Glorilla say she got ass?

I love when she do it.

To the people that like that. But how many times are we going to let Glorilla troll us?

She be shaking that shit.

He can say that because he's young.

Ice is older.

There are some people that like that size of ice.

That was a shot.

Don't do that.

No, he said he's young.

I said Ice is older than him.

That was a shot.

Don't point out that Ice is older.

I am older. Just pointed it out.
All right, tell us about Glorilla ass then. She got ass.
Don't do that. No, he said he's young.
I said Ice is older than him. That was a shot.
Don't point out that Ice is older. I am older, nigga.
Just pointed it out. All right, tell us about Glorilla Aston.
She got ass. Okay.
She be shaking that shit. That little shit be moving sometimes.
What the fuck we talking about? Y'all niggas is nasty. That little shit be moving.
We ain't say she got a fucking wagon. Yeah, no.
No, no, we know. I'm saying she don't have a hatchback.
She be shaking that shit, man. She be moving that little shit around.
She got an X1. What's the shit with the little trunk? Hybrid, nigga.
She be moving that shit. She got the Sentra trunk.
Listen. The Prius trunk.
In the video, she was moving that shit. She be throwing that little shit.
Mm-hmm. Mm.
Listen. The Prius from there.
In the video she was moving that shit.

She be throwing that little shit.

Listen,

the dumpling

without all the shit

inside of it

is still a dumpling.

When they give you

the dumpling

that just got

a little shit,

it's all soggy

and shit.

You still put in

a little soy sauce

to get a bite out

of it now.

That's a Chinese

dumpling.

Not the Caribbean

dumpling.

That's a dumpling.

She got a little

dumpling booty

back there. That little, what you be shaking the dog? This is out of here, by the way.
Just in case anybody was confused, this is out of here. I wish this was around March and it's dropped.

For the summer?

Going into the summer.

Let it heat up and get...

Would we have had this record in the summer?

I like it because it's going to carry her first quarter.

I still love it.

Yeah, it's still going to be good.

And this is right for homecoming season.

She caught it.

She caught it.

When is that?

Homecoming is this week. When they go home? This shit was last week.
No, it's this week. Morgan was last week.
Your school don't count. Morgan don't count.
Your sister don't count. I told her that shit don't count.
What school you went to? Morgan don't count. Which one do you guys count? He come into Clark Homecoming with us.
I went to the school of Hard Knocks. I know.
You went to, what you called it? What? Bergen School. Bergen School.
Yo, that's fucked up. That was high school.
What didn't exist, but it's cool. It did exist.
Y'all just didn't know about it. Y'all wasn't there.
Facts. Y'all went to where the good kids go.
There's nothing wrong with being a good kid. Now you're about to diss me because I said that.
I didn't say a word. I'm a good kid, so I don't care.
There we go. Thank you.
Good kid, good city. Nigga.
Fuck out of here, nigga.

Nah, I can see this at homecoming.

You going to a homecoming?

Yes.

That's why you called out?

Yeah, I got work to do too, though.

Another car.

Another car.

Solo cypher.

You got jokes.

All right.

I just want to point out something I thought was funny on the Glow Real album.

I love this album. Me too.
What a debut. Fire all the way through.
Her album reminded me of when rappers had to think of concepts to put on their album. You know, like, Eve, love is blind.
I don't even know you and I hate you. Like, when rappers had to think of a concept that maybe you didn't hear a lot and put on the album.
Glorilla did that and I want to play this hating ass record. Which one? There's a few of them, right? Yeah, Stop Playing and Don't Deserve got to.
Well, that's the one. Don't Deserve.
Because bitch, mind your business. Now, I don't know if y'all really want to get into it, but it's a dude dude cast.
We can do it again. I'm going to let a little of this play don't deserve, and then I'm going to play y'all the Kirk Franklin record that comes on right after it.
Huh? And her prayer record right after that. That's what I'm saying.
Don't tell my bitch that she don't deserve me and then pray for her with Kirk Franklin. No.
Sorry. See you already.
This is the Hating Homegirl anthem right here. This is crazy.
I like that she's consistent with all this shit right here is a problem. Whoa, whoa, come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
Come on. That's aggressive.
And Money Long, you a friend of the show. That's aggressive coming in.
Well, she sounded like she ate a couple of niggas when she was over there. That's true.
Her pen is kind of with the fuck that nigga. Fuck that nigga.
That nigga don't deserve my friend. How do you know that? This is on brand for her, though.
Your friend could be a piece of shit when she's away from you. She's a piece of shit when she's with her friend.
And don't save her. If I got her right in the grips, if I got her right in the palm, hey, these little bitty bitches, little booty bitches.
I got your friend right in the palm. Your friend went and got me snacks the other night.
Bro, she don't even know the work we put in. Yeah.
Like it was easy. Your friend is in here washing my drawers.
Picking on my dry cleaning. Come on.
Bringing me

late night snacks.

Let me walk all over her.

Here you come

being supportive. Yo.

Even without him, you are Deadly.

You do good.

You don't need to go to that.

You are Deadly.

What's wrong with these niggas?

Oh, shit.

Oh, brother.

Sounds so good to you, too.

That's the problem.

That's hate.

That's nasty.

This is disgusting.

I don't like that.

That's why I tell them.

Any one of them.

I don't want to meet none of your friends.

Fuck your friends. They're not allowed to come to to meet none of your friends.
Fuck your friends.

They're not allowed to come to my crib,

but none of that.

Fuck them bitches,

and they can't ride in my car.

I don't want to meet your friends

and be hanging bitches like that,

nigga that be watching.

Fuck you.

And you talking about,

I don't deserve your friend.

My other bitch is comparable.

Facts.

And compromises.

Talk.

Like, y'all get in that group chat and kick the back end of a girl that's a little on par. And she know her.
She'll see you in public and walk straight past, nigga, act like that happens. Yeah, like, she gonna keep it.
Other bitch keep it in B. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
You're gonna talk. Oh, shit.
Yeah. Don't deserve them fight.
She even let you get in front of her on the line. You want to go in front, she plays it off.
You don't know nothing. Yeah, oh, my God.
Fuck out of here. Stop speaking for your friend.
Where is your nigga at? Yeah. Don't speak for what I deserve.
Where that nigga that you let hold your car, bitch? Go. Fuck you talking about? Go ahead, Joe.
Get your shit on, man. I got your friend car in the Bayonne Projects.
No gas. What the fuck is you talking about? 16th Street.
Hoboken. I got your friend car doing it.
It ran out of gas. It ran out of gas.
I'm going to leave the key by the tire. Yeah, talking about your friend deserved better.
Your friend's backseat of her car is a mess. Nasty.
I got to clean it to put shit back there when I'm cheating. Okay, whoa.
I'm not speaking for me. I'm speaking for the niggas that take their girl car and drop their girl off at work and then do their numbers.
Take it to the car wash. Stupid ass girl talking about, oh my God, you brought it back on a full tank? Yeah, I did.
That's the bag. Clean too.
The bag is she'll leave it dirty. The nigga, if he's picking up the other joint, he'll clean it.
But then you got to re-dirty it. But he dirty it different.
We always fuck up dirty in the back. It's true.
It's true. We always fuck up dirty, but we put like water bottles and bullshit.
Like little fucking gum wrappers. Nah.
She went to McDonald's and shit. So you got to clean the bitch car, nigga.
Listen to her look. You learn about that, J-Warren.
You holding a bitch's hand in the strip club. Girls' hand in the strip club.
I got my own car. Nigga, did you hold a girl hand in the strip club? No.
Hold up. Did you hold a girl hand? Yes or no? No.
What did you do? Nothing. I heard you did.
Don't hold no hands in the strip club. Nigga, you should know better.
You took all that big shit up here, y'all. I'm J-Wall.
I closed the laptop. That means we can stay here for a little bit.
All right, we can stay here for a little bit. No, I did not hold a girl's hand in a strip club.
How close do you sit next to her in a strip club? No. Did you guide her? Your niggas are ignorant.
Y'all believe this shit? Yes. You paid that $10,000? To who? Why y'all keep saying that? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't understand the story. A man was telling me that earlier, my man.
You know $10,000 to me? To who? Tell me. Why don't you say the jokes? Hey.
You going to come up here? It was some wishman caller. He was showing me.

But yeah, you $10,000 and a lady.

With who?

Wait till he come back.

$10,000 is a lot.

I don't owe no girl the money.

That's a lot.

Thank you, Ish.

I don't owe no girl $10,000.

Listen, even if I did owe her, I'm not owing her while holding her hand in the strip club,

nigga.

I wasn't holding her hand.

Cuffy Cones, nigga.

Huh?

Did you tell your man, I'm going to meet you at the strip club, and then came in with a little piece? No. You came in the car? Oh, nigga.
Cuffy cones nigga. Huh? Did you tell your man I'm going to meet you at the strip club and then came in with a little piece? No.
You came in the Oh my God. It's alright.
Yo when she had to go to the bathroom did she go by herself? No. Bro yes.
I did not walk in the strip club holding nobody in. Why do y'all believe in her? You walked that girl to the bathroom.
No. Her elbow? No.
Your shoulder? Y' are eight elbows. You locked elbows? You stood next to her while the strippers was dancing.
I'm not engaging. Oh, not now.
I'm not engaging. That night you was engaged.
Wow. Yo, nigga, she forced you to take her to the strip club, nigga? Because that's not just a volunteer.
And she had fun. That meant he was on his best baby.
Y'all niggas's a big nerd. How many singles we gonna go? That's cool.

Did you throw any money at least?

No, she threw it all.

J-Won, that happens to the best of us, man.

Don't worry.

I'm not engaging.

Don't worry about it.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Say my friend.

Ooh, I love when they get colorblind.

They can't tell what color the flags is.

They like red.

Oh, you talking, yeah.

They not colorblind.

They saw it.

You don't think they be colorblind?

No.

No.

That shit bright red.

She saying the red flags looking green like go.

Yeah.

It's still red.

It's go time.

Yeah.

I phoned for some red flags too, so.

Yeah, exactly.

It looks so red flags. She wasn't shit And was like Turning into a bull right quick Oh shit Rewind Just remind me that I'm down Knocked out Yo it's Friday man I'm chilling I ain't rushing through nothing man I'm playing slaps I should have realized I was from the beginning You are You are that man Yes I know you better You're nobody else man Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm gonna Round and round and circle Could you stop fucking with my head Cause I see the club Why I put my mind Don't wanna see Oh my god Oh my god You don't know I don't know anything about that You just don't understand, fam You don't understand No, but it's just funny because I be thinking about that Every time I hear him, I think about.
You just too cool to acknowledge niggas in your family, son.

I like that about you, nigga.

You're not a groupie, son.

Salute.

Give me a pound.

But you hang up with Ops, nigga.

I got you.

Yeah, we got him.

That was a setup, nigga.

Acknowledge your family, nigga.

He not gonna engage.

Glorilla do all of that.

Man.

Oh, no, no, no.

I ain't trying to play that.

What's the name of this fucking gospel song she talking about?

Rain down on me right here.

Thank you. All that took left.
In spite of you. That That my brothers and sisters That's a blessing What? That's really Kirk Franklin? Yeah, Kirk Franklin He's going to hell Yes, sir Bless his reign on you Spiderman Hallelujah Don't trade past you Feeling like I'm cool I won't use an umbrella Forget the ones who play with me At times I don't know who to trust I randomly reaped the devil It's hard to talk about my blessings.
They be saying I'm acting cocky. Always and forever.
They just don't want to see me pop it. Fat beat and I'm praising you and every intro in my body.
So I pray you watch my back alone with those who say they got it. Stellar performance by Glowrila.
And I like listening to how her accent, how she was going to. She ain't let that stop nothing.
She turned that shit into a superpower. That shit's a strength.
She learned how to use it. She learned from the beginning records.
Glo, really? Your shit is fire. Fire, fire.
I kind of knew it would be fire. I expect it to be fire.
I expect us, like J-Juan and Ice said, to hear some of these songs. Nigga, that step record with her and Boss Mandilo, you're going to hear that.
The her and Meg record, you're going to hear those. Yeah, just glow.
Yo, glow. You had me pissed off with the Uchiwali flip.
You know, we was mad at you a little bit. You know what I mean? But then you came back.
Shout out to you. I was.
She didn't miss since. You didn't miss since.
You heard us. Even the last year, the mixtape or the prequel to this album, whatever.
Shout out to you, bro. She has not been missing.
That's my point about developing how you respond to criticism. Yeah, facts.
Talk about it. That was a great point.
What you doing with the criticism. Great point.
Killed that girl. She clearly read it.
Fixed it fast. Hey, not just that.
Hold up. Fixed it fast.
When, when, uh, I remember when Sexy Red first popped out, they was like, oh, it's up. It's over.
Your 15 minutes is up, Glorilla. You know, let this girl come in, take your lane.
And she got in there and said, yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah.
And they worked together. Shout out to that.
Love it. This album is...
We only want to see unity with the women, correct? No. Oh, you don't want to see? Okay.
Not me. You sure? You don't want to see it with the women either? No.
You want them to be for all of them? There's no unity with the women. What hip-hop have y'all been watching? Nigga, but you talking about the back of the day, like Foxy Brown, Lil' Kim shit.
No, I'm talking about all of them. Everybody's beefing.
Everybody's beefing. Ain't no peace out there.
Well, Ice Spice Alado. All that Donny Hathaway, ain't no sunshine when she's gone shit is over with.
It's cold out. These niggas and ladies are beefing us up.
It's only some of y'all out there still believe in the guise of friendship. Fuck that friendship.
It's cold out. These niggas and ladies are beefing us up.

It's only some of y'all out there still believe in the guys of friendship. Fuck that friendship.
It's over

for that. Niggas figuring out.
Niggas aren't trying

to get money. Yeah, yeah.
Niggas figuring out who to side with,

who not to side with, who to do songs with.

I got a friendship. I'm sick of friendship.
I don't want to

hear no more about friendship. I want to see bitches beef.

And I want to see niggas beef.

Music. Or music.

Yeah, yeah. Music.
I ain't talking about nobody dying. I don't want to see J.
Cole walk away with all their blood on him. Well, he's deadly.
Deadly. Deadly.
Yeah, fucking J. Cole.
Good thing he didn't have to shoot the gun. I love that song, so I'm trying to be nice.
I love that song. I do love that song, but.
Point Antonio. You're not deadly.
And he is deadly, but not really. Got to kill somebody to be deadly.
Yeah, if they say that nigga at school gotta kill if they say that nigga all year at school fighting all year I ain't see that nigga fighting nah I don't hear that shit they tell you that snake deadly but ain't nobody died from it everybody alive and well the healthiest we've been since the pandemic quarantine over I'm not even saying no niggas ain't vaccinated I ain't even talking about the Big Three shit. Anybody.
How you deadly? What did he text Fred back with? I appreciate that, bro. Good look.
Nah, you probably asked him. Yo, who the gun? Nah, he texted him back later when it hit him.
Oh, shit. I'm the gun.
Oh, yeah. Deadly's not what I'm trying to be, my nigga.

You ain't play it though.

You ain't finished.

It's finished.

Go just keep rapping, man.

Shout out to Glorilla, man.

For sure. I ain't talking about that

on the cake.

Yeah, shout out to Glorilla.

Great album.

Rod Wave dropped the album.

He did.

I ain't listened to it yet.

Wow.

I listened to it.

You didn't listen to Ice?

No.

Racist.

What?

Wait.

I listened to most of it.

Federal Nightmares.

I didn't hear it.

I'm not a problem.

The little description had me off the first line.

Federal Nightmares in 25.

What is that?

The little description had me off the first line.

No matter how hard he appears to try,

Rod Wave seems unable to escape the sadness. What is he sad about? Life.
Everything. Yo, these niggas be fake sad.
What J-Won said? Yo, it's hitting me now more than ever. Yo, the fame.
Not the pressure. Now I'm under the weather.
Succumbing to the pressure. But I've never been better.
I'm in the Jetta. Oh, my God.
All of y'all. This nigga old, son.
They got me. They get a pass for me.
I can't wait to get that age and be on the show. Get a mid-production.
Yo, hey, I got to take a pass. That nigga going to change the stage.
Oh, nigga. He get a big conversation

So he even wait

To have a break

Yo this is

You can't hold it

When you old nigga

You don't do that

No where else

Go that shit leaking

Nigga ass hurt

Nigga ass hurt

I said no

Yeah

He holding his ass

Hey well

He just stand in the back

Looking stupid and proud

Now he gotta pee

Oh you have to pee then

Alright

When he leave

Yeah I have to pee. Oh, you have to pee then.
When he leave? Yeah, I had to pee last night. How do you get those? What was your face? Did you take your glass from? Dog, I'm playing music.
As soon as I'm playing music, I ain't even talking to you niggas about that shit. I just wanted to send a little shot while he was gone.

That shit.

The nigga smiled.

Go ahead.

Get the show.

The nigga smiled like he said, oh, shit.

I'm caught.

At this point, I just fucked up.

He smiled like that.

Oh, shit, we caught.

He said, nigga, stood in the back. We can see you, nigga.

Everybody like this.

That nigga like this.

That's that Southwest commercial.

You want to get away?

I can't believe it. Bright as hell in the back.
Like a stupid ass light bulb. Oh my God.
All right. Okay.
All right. Rod Wave.
Rod Wave. Go ahead.
Rod Wave. People always say that we didn't speak about his mixtapes or albums.
We didn't. I played some.
A lot of people. We never spoke There's a few rappers that we should have spoke about that we never spoke about during like Is there any reason? I feel like Kevin Gates should have been talked about it I've talked about Gates as much as I could up here.
I'm just talking about for the duration of this podcast Kevin Gates is somebody that should have got more mentioned Rod Wave should have got more mentioned It's rappers that you just miss sometimes I think the Griselda run outside of parks I mean it could have been more Who the fuck is this Farmingdale and why is my shit ringing From the thing Decline, decline I like Rod Wave though I like Rod Wave He's in a quiet taste, he's not for everybody I fuck with Rod Wave There was one of those chits that was a like almost country-ish like maybe two years ago and that turned me off a little bit. His shit's always be like an hour, 15 minutes long.
That's a lot of sad. That's a lot of sad.
That's a lot of sad. This album here is fucking 25 tracks.
That's a lot of sad. I love being sad, but that's a lot of sad.
It's too much. It's new sad, though.
It ain't like, it's like, it's embracive depression. See, I don't want that.
If I'm sad, I want to get into the... Let's get sad.
Let's get in that... No, this shit is abrasive depression.
It keeps you there. Like, I might hang it up.
I might not. Yeah.
Like, I like that. I actually enjoy it.
Rod wave and mushrooms will heal me. Listen.
You listen to Rod wave on mushrooms? Yeah. Holy shit.
It's healing. You are strong, man.
Are you good?

Let me hear something, y'all.

Call him some PC.

Oh, nigga.

I'm not trying to check my voicemail right now.

You have a voicemail?

Word.

Do you have your shit set up?

This is Joe Budden.

He definitely got his name on his voicemail.

How you reach Joe?

1,000%.

I'm ice on.

Look, get your shit off.

Go ahead.

Do that shit like a prize picks ad on his voicemail. Oh, shit.
You reached your favorite person on the phone. Yo, yo, yo.
If it's Friday, I'm at the strip club. All you have to do is spending more or less.
Y'all think I set up my voicemail? For sure. For sure.
That's some bougie shit to do. Word.
I did not set my voicemail up. One.
Two, I called Mel the other day. She didn't answer.
Her voicemail was Canadian when it came on. Some nigga.
Hey. Yeah.
I thought that was pretty funny. Three, what type of voicemail dudes was y'all? Isha already know.
Let the Brian McKnight play for a little bit. He let the Brian.
He just left her. I want to know Lil Joe was going.
Like for the message you get when you call him. Flip, I already know what Flip did too.
Hello? Yeah, I did that. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, you stupid motherfucker. You thought you got it.
It's not even me. You thought it was me.
I did that. I thought you did.
Yeah, shut up, nigga. I got two of them already.
J1, I don't know, because voicemails wasn't a thing. He probably didn't have no voicemail.
He didn't know what that was. Ice, I don't know.
Ice, get on there and just say all this. This is Icicle.
This is Ice, and I listen to anything. I don't care what you guys have to say.
I want you to check them out. It's my phone.
You call my phone just in case you're wondering. This is Freeze.
Please leave your name, your number, and the message. What was yours, Parks? That's Parks.
This is Richard Parks. This is Richard.
Thanks for calling, first of all. Please leave your name, number, after the dial, and I'll be sure to get back to you.
I haven't had a voicemail in over a decade. I don't even remember what my show was.
Once you could delete it, I deleted it. Oh, well, yeah, I do have a voicemail.
What is it? I should just call it BBB. What do you mean? It's the automated shit.
You have reached a nigga too cool to leave his voice here, doofus. You have reached a dude that doesn't answer his phone.
Why are you calling him? Yeah, you've reached a dude that is not leaving his random thoughts at the top in the little Instagram circle, so you don't know what he's doing doing he's listening to a podcast and he doesn't want to talk to you right now so you have reached a dude that does not feel like sharing his whereabouts whatabouts and why abouts with all of you strangers out there you're kind of ruining the vibe right now uh yeah you shoot me a text maybe i am home alone away from you goofies if you are looking for me and you don't have my address, you should not be able to find me and there should not be a place where you can leave a message for me to hear. Beep.
Why y'all hate when I just tell y'all about me? You don't hate it. Who's exaggerating? They said the hurricane flopped out there.
Yo. It went double wood.
I mean a good thing. Yes.
I never thought Milton was about to be. Milton sounds like he was about to be scary.
You know Milton was about to turn up. Milton was about to go fuck some shit up out there for a minute.
I love when the news drive by the flooded towns and it'd be a nigga just sitting on the top of his car in a flood with his wife and then they just tape just tape him. They'd just drive.
All right. Look at him right there.
They had the niggas from the helicopter. Home floating.
Yo, look. Over there.
We'll be back for you. Hopefully help can reach him.
Boats will be over there tomorrow. Nigga, you in the help.
Got it. It's fucked up.
Salute to anybody that may have endured some hardships. Yeah, salute to y'all.
That shit still kicked up. It ain't kick up like they thought it was, but that shit still kicked up.
Went from a five, oh, they said it was a six to a two. It's a good thing.
It's a good thing. They'll send another one around.
Send my car back from fucking Florida, nigga. That's where your shit at? Yeah, I had to ship it down there.
Wait, what? I had to ship it down there for authentication.

Ah.

But during all the shit.

Yikes.

I was like, yeah, it's a hurricane.

I'm like, yeah, but...

That shit was expensive.

I'm joking.

It's a joke.

It's a joke.

It's only real to him.

It's a joke.

What do I got to do with this?

Because you think I'm that much of a shitball.

Like, you wasn't ready to... Yo, what do I got to do with this.
Like, you wasn't ready to throw some tenants out during that pandemic, huh?

I was.

Oh, she owned it.

The fuck you talking about?

Fat last night, man.

She owned that shit.

What?

You a foul nigga.

Why would you do that?

Honestly, for real.

We ain't got to do this again, do we?

Because they ain't have to pay rent.

So they should have been homeless?

So they should have been homeless.

I'm talking over your head, bro. Oh, shit.
Damn, bro. They said, you don't understand rent.
You stupid nigga. That was offensive.
That was fucked up. Man, it's over your head.
You didn't feel bad, bro? Let's let it pass. You didn't feel bad for the people that you tried to kick out?

I didn't try to kick nobody out.

During the pandemic.

Oh, you were just fussing.

You did kick them out.

What happened during

the pandemic was...

Ain't no trouble.

I mean, the pass was the pass.

People was getting

extra money,

and they left.

And not paying it.

And they just was

arbitrarily not paying.

So somebody that's

getting money,

and they just

arbitrarily stopped

paying rent

because the government

said they didn't have

to pay rent,

is different than somebody

that can't not financially afford to pay rent. Got it.
It's two totally different things. So how you got them out then? Time.
You had to wait three years to get a nigga out that didn't pay you rent for three years. But don't it feel better after a long wait when you throw him out of there? You gonna feel it? Why would you wish that on that nigga? Ka-ka-ka.
Ki-ki-ki. Why would you wish that on that nigga?

He wished that on you. Wait, what he's talking about?

What's that saying? You gonna feel it, landlord? That's what he

saying. Why you think I'm gonna feel that?

You think niggas gonna pay me late?

Are you crazy?

You know how much fucking stereotyping

I do when they walk in the office?

That's no stereotyping imaginable.

I'm joking. I'm joking.

And that's against the law. There's laws against, they say you got to have...
Diversity. Yeah.
People just got in trouble for that. Can we talk about what your black tenants did? What you mean? No, not you.
That should be a segment. Yeah, because the whites ain't paying me.
That should be a segment. It was the whites.
Yeah. Dirty whites.
Like, did they have an accent? No. Nigga found one of them country.
Don't say that. They look at you as a lick.
I kept walking out every morning. Good morning.
Morning, neighbor. He was tight as hell.
You wanted to shoot their dog? Did they have a dog? Oh, they had a dog. Y'all gonna feel them coming here and crack up too.
Yeah, nigga. Ain't nobody paying no rent.
Save that $1,100. But he's saying that he profiles it.
We're keeping that $1,100, nigga. There's no such thing as a profile, nigga.
You can't tell somebody what they're gonna do. I mean, you look at...
Well. I may be a better profiler than you.

Who do you think is the best profiler here?

Oh, come on.

And then we can move on.

Who do you think is the best profiler here?

It can't be Parks.

It can't be Parks.

It can't be Parks.

Outside of Parks, who do you think is the best profiler here?

Accurate?

Yeah.

Don't add all the suspense.

It ain't a deep question, nigga. We moving on.
Yes, it is. We moving on.
Me, nigga. Okay.
This nigga's stupid. What's important to y'all? What else? We was on Rod Wave.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Rod Wave. I ain't going to lie.
I've heard most of it. I didn't get to the last seven because it came on for me pretty sad at a time where I just wasn't trying to feel sad.
Sure. Like it's Friday.
The sun was beautiful. Like everything was feeling.
I was feeling good. I just couldn't.
I couldn't do it. Then I felt bad because I'm the last person alive that should ever say I don't want to hear all this sad shit.
But just at that time. Yeah, it's the time of play for that shit.
Just at that time. And then as it kept going, for me, the sad was like around similar tempos.
Like he didn't change the BPMs much in the beginning for me. Which makes that shit just more melancholy.

Yeah.

And then Federal Nightmares came on

and I was like, okay.

That's what I need.

That's this. This that shit.

See, for me, this was like the first real aggressive different sound.

Uh-oh. I go fed like we jizzling them So much pain in my heart and got a nigga hurt And my brother back in jail My daddy back in jail Bitch, I think he did his big one there.

25, Rod Wave. I know I sound wrong, I don't know, man I just don't wanna see myself anymore at all You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're back You know, you're me Look You can't touch me DJ running back play my song in this beat Vibing like I'm alone in this bitch Tip or tap I got your back was I wrong for that shit Tell me is we too grown for that shit I wanna lock it in baby no way I have my options on this travel see the world Getting drunk on an island.
Gonna settle, start a family, so tell me about it.

I used to perfect, baby.

Don't get nobody.

It's a little sad.

It's a little sad.

We keep the energy up.

Yeah.

Y'all look like y'all

getting down.

It's cool.

Rod Wave in your phone right now.

Good album.

I'm gonna check it out.

Good album.

I do have to finish it,

but good album.

I'll check.

I'll finish the rest of this

on like a Monday night,

Sunday night after football

or something like that.

There you go.

Not a Friday and Saturday, but shout out to Raw Wave.

What other new music came out?

Tyler?

Yeah, Tyler put a, excuse me, not a D-plus.

A D-plus.

A plus.

Daze Loaf dropped, too.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That dropped?

Daze Loaf dropped.

Okay, I saw Meek post about it that it was dropping.

I didn't know it dropped already.

I have to check that out.

I didn't know Daze Loaf dropped, but friend of the show.

I love her, so I hope it's fine.

I have to check that out.

Reason dropped a little Tupac.

All right. Tough records on there.
By himself? Let me take a look here. Do More Records.
Yeah. Distributed by 195 Oak, so I'm assuming that's it.
All right. All right.
Shout out to Reason, man. Shout out to Reason.
Another friend of the show. I like that.
Yeah. Robert Glassford dropped a project.
Great. So people who dropped music project Great So people who dropped music Yeah Music is out I do need to check that out I haven't heard it I've just been playing Glowrilla I gotta check out I saw a London project Mmhmm Art Fuel Is that a new project Or is that a deluxe It's been out for a minute Oh it is Yeah It's not a new.
Because I started playing some of the joints just to make sure, and I have those on. I think.
I think. It's tough to tell.
That's the problem with these deluxes, man. It gets confusing.
Yeah, it's tough. It's tough.
They're going to get seven more albums out of Tyler before next year. They're going to get that shit.
I think that's a new October London project, if I'm not mistaken. I'm looking.
I know when they sent it around, it was this is a new album. It just in a sense dropped October 11th and I don't see it.
It don't look like a deluxe or anything. Maybe those were records that were out and they added to the project or something.
I would need to check, but even if what you're saying is. What, October night? Yeah.
No, this isn't. This isn't new.
They was coming up on my joint. That's new and doing that Marvin Gaye shit again? That's what I said.
Oh. Some of them was coming up.
I was driving the other day and they were just shooting them out and they sound the same. So I wasn't sure if it was the whole album or no.
Yeah, the shit came on with them doing the Marvin shit again. I was like, oh, I got the October London Marvin album.
I do have that album. No, seriously.
Yeah, no, you have the album. He has a Marvin album.
Rebirth of Marvin. I know.
All right. Shout out to October London.
Now I'll listen to the rest of it. I just dismissed it.
I thought it was some old shit. Shout out to him, though.
Friend of the show. Another friend of the show.
For sure. By way of Mel.
Sure. That's it, the music.
I'm done with music. I don't have something else.
It's been two hours of music. I have nothing else.
And yet back to Coke. Nah.
Stop. Yeah, I don't have nothing.
I'm chilling. You're making the mood too, you know what I'm saying? What? The mood what? I'm chilling.
All right, man, chill. Man, the robots are here, man.
Yeah. The robots are here.
It's a Friday. It's a dude cast.
And the robots are here. And the robots are here.
Elon Musk. Well, Salehi sent me a picture of some robot talking, a video talking last night.
I'm like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, I met the Elon Musk, such and such, and it's the robot. I went back to bed.
Put my phone back on the fucking end table, man. Don't send me no robots to my phone.
Listen, that shit, bro. That shit's spooky.
I'm going to keep it a. It's just like iRobot.
It's just like iRobot. And he showed his new vein, the new concept vein.
I didn't like it. It looked literally like he copied the movie.
Yeah. He trying shit.
I want to know who wants to have that creepy ass person in your house. I'm getting, you know it now.
You know damn well. That shit going to be creeping on you having sex.
That shit going to be doing some weird shit. That shit going to be going to take down your girl, nigga.
Somebody going to take the robot now. People are definitely going to be fucking the robot.
Absolutely. Creative genius.
The robot's last-ish. It lasts.
So while we giving two minutes, three minutes the best. Speak for yourself, Ike.
Nigga, you old, nigga. You old.
You old and you get cramps in your legs, nigga. But look, if you're looking at it the wrong way.
You tack the robot in. What do you mean? You don't have a threesome with the robot, you freak.
It's a man robot. Nigga, what type of freak shit you want? No, I'm saying you tag the robot in.
Does that make you gay if you did it? No, you tag the robot in. So you're going to buy a robot with a piece on it or the piece attachment.
To bust your chick. Y'all niggas are disgusting.
Wait, he said that? He said tag the robot last. He said so tag the robot in one.
He's a freak. I'm going to sleep.
What you going to do? First of all, the starting price of this robot is $20,000. $20,000 to $30,000.
With that being said, y'all are still gonna purchase this robot is 20k. Yeah, 20 to 30.
I just got that. With that being said, y'all are still going to purchase this robot at 20k? Yes.
I'm getting a robot. Who? Any of y'all.
Yes. I'm not getting no fucking robot.
I seen iRobot, nigga. I'm getting a robot.
I don't trust that little shit. Crazy.
What is the benefit of you having a robot in the house? I don't know. Yeah, we got to figure it out.
Yeah, I'll find that out later. Yo, Duke.
And y'all niggas always wanna be first. Jerk me off.
Yo, what if the robot got asked? Yo, Duke. Wait, why gotta be a dude? Hey, go roll something up.
Clean that toilet. Hey, Money Grit.
Yo, Money Grit. Hey, yo, because he jerked you off? That was the money shot.
Money shot. Well, I ain't going to get the girl robot.

She might get emotional and want to talk to you.

Oh, shit.

You can't get it.

No, no, no.

Girls.

Yeah, but it's the robot.

Yup.

Mute, nigga.

Unplug that bitch.

Just mute her.

And then that shit come right back alive.

She's going to come right back alive. I think it's funny how Every time I'm telling the truth You wanna unplug a bitch You know what I think is funny I ain't ask for no jokes All of the movies that Fucking do this with the robots And the robot always Knock if you buck Of course And in the movie always write a scene where the dude investigating the robot found the robot factory with 10 million robots,

and he walk in between them, and that's the trailer.

And it work on me every time.

I got your heart.

I go right to it.

Except for that other movie.

Her?

No, Her was fire.

Yeah.

Her is different.

Her was fire.

That was crazy.

Her was crazy.

Fell in love with the AI. Fell in love Siri Yeah word Alexa maybe I am gonna get one though I'm getting a robot Definitely not I don't give a shit Definitely That shit will scare the shit out of me I'm walking here with it too I'm not talking about The threat of it coming I'm just walking in the house And the shit just jumps out at you You're like nah dog No the threat Yo humans are humans are so funny.
I don't want a robot, but I have an Alaska wolf. Next morning, a robot talking about a dog.
Yeah, fuck yeah. I got a dog in my house that's not even allowed in the country.
Yo, humans are idiots. I hate humans.
Your dog will turn your bike and shit out you. Same shit? No, it's not the same.
Next morning, a robot talking about, wow, y'all were really going at it in there. That is uncomfortable.
Wait, it's a movie coming out now.

I don't know it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I just be watching the preview.

A movie coming out now where they went and got the robot and brought it back on.

Robot turned the fuck up in that house.

Yep.

Killed something and all that shit.

You want to go get one?

Yeah, I want to get one.

All right.

You got it.

I want to get one.

I got to see.

I got to see.

I got the iPod when it came out.

I got it.

Let me see how the music sounds on this bad boy.

Hey, money grit.

Turr.

Damage.

of the to see. I got to see.
I got the iPod when it came out. Let me see how the music sounds on this bad boy.

Hey, Money Grit.

Her. Damage.

Up loud through your ears, bitch.

No, sing it.

Yeah, sing it for me. Hey, actually, no.

That's not taking advantage of the tech.

Money Grit.

Go snatch her.

Bring her over.

Yes, sir. You got to make the you got to get one for your next fight.
Facts. Go ahead.
Keep playing. I'm getting one.
I'm joking around, but I do want one just to figure it out. Yeah.
I'll pass. I'm cool on it.
The nigga is trying to do the Neuralink shit. Yeah, man.
Elon. Yeah, man.
Then he doing the fucking robots. So pretty soon he going to merge the two.
And that's going to be your ass, Mr. Postman.
He got the autonomous cab, taxi, that he's trying to get to take out Uber. What else did he debut? Oh, that little train, minivan, dollar van.
Y'all let him tech out the dollar van. The Uber bus.
The dollar van. He made a smart dollar van.
Yeah. And he's about to kill.
And then at the little presentation, door's going to slide open. Gee...
Little Becky hop out. I'm like, all right, that's peace.
Tom hop out. Then 19 other niggas hopped out.
I'm like, all right, you trying to make that fly, but when that happened in front of the black club, we judge. If 27 people get out of your van, a nigga, I'm judging the shit out of y'all.
Poor ass niggas. What's good about the van? One of you rap niggas going to rap that shit and throw some shoes on it and pull up in front of the car.
Is it spacious? What's good about it? It's just autonomous. Ain't no driver.
Ain't no driver. You guys trust that? No.
No. Hell.
I saw a nigga fall asleep yesterday on the Triborough while driving the Tesla, nigga. The black joint.
I swear to God. I was like, yo, I was on the phone.
I was like, yo, this nigga is asleep. He went like this.
I saw that before. And the car just kept moving.
Yeah, I thought that feature was off, though. I thought they stopped that feature.
No, I seen you do that on air. What you seen me do on air? I seen you just go right to autopilot.
When, when, when, when? Oh, please, leave me alone. When, yeah, no, when? Man time.
Oh, yeah. Man time.
Yeah, you know nothing to play with me today. I'm on your ass.
Why, I'm chilling. Yeah, I'm on your ass.
I don't want no smoke. You been trying to tip me to a lot about fucking with me.
I don't want no smoke with none of y'all. I'll blow this whole shit up.
Do it. So let's do it.
Don't dare this nigga, man. Stop.
Let's do it. Nah, let's do it.
No, because you said I then it turned into let's. Because you have to antagonize me.
I don't want to join. But if you're going to do it, I'm going to watch.
What did you say earlier to me? No idea. If it was off air, I don't vouch for none of it.
It wasn't off air. It was on air.
Oh, that you can't do that shit? It's a full you can't do that shit that you did last time. It's a full dudes cast.
That's what you said. Yeah.
So you threw that out there to, you know, that's bait. Now I may catch the bait and elaborate.
Just chill. Chill, champ.
Please. Come on.
Go ahead. Chill, champ.
Let's air all our dirty laundry today. Let's do it.
In hour three. Come on, right now.
Turn it up. What did I do? Leave me alone, though.
Exactly, yeah, yeah. Leave me alone, though.
I'm not falling for your shenanigans right now. Shout out to Elon Musk, gentrifying dollar vans and taxis.
Buses. And your robots.
Buses. Robots.
And I ain't going to lie, all y'all rappers, I don't care how cool you think you are with that little lunchbox

that y'all keep rapping and putting different

designs and colors on, all that

shit is ass. Cybertruck shit?

All that shit is whack. I was this close.

That shit is whack. I feel like

none of their friends is telling them

that that shit is whack. The Cybertruck ain't whack.

It's the same thing. Cybertruck is not whack.
It is whack.

That shit look like a big ass nail clip. It's all the way whack.
It's nothing. Yeah, that's exactly what it look like.
There's nothing fly about that. That shit fly.
And then here go the rappers, did the same thing with the fucking Maybach truck. Did the same thing with the Maybach truck.
To where the Maybach truck come out, they charge $200,000 over the sticker, so you can only get it in the street. Them Mercedes get hip to what's going on in the street and now modify their whole fucking leasing program about, y'all niggas just, ugh, just idiots.
They fucking the game up, you say? Just stupid, yes. Always, always.
Every is always, always wanting to. Supply and demand.
Maybach truck, cyber truck, all the new shit. You fucking doofuses.
I hate y'all. Watch what you see what them niggas do with the robot.
Rap niggas gonna get the robot. Everybody wanna be the first one.
They gonna put some Tims on the robot. They gonna ice the robot out.
The rap niggas is the robots. Twinning.
Twinning. Shout out to the Liberty.
Boy, that was a bad loss. That was a bad loss.
Shout out to the New York Liberty up by Mad Point. I heard the game was good as hell, though.
For New Yorkers? I just heard the game was good. I speak for New Yorkers.
No New Yorker was happy watching that game. Neither one.
They had some lineup at the end of the game that niggas never seen. There's some funny shit going on.
Once they let gambling and sports, they had a white girl out there that they know shouldn't have been out there. Did Liberty have a white girl out there? Yeah, they was playing some girl I ain't never seen before.
I was like, what are they doing right now? What do you think is going on? I know you're looking to... I think it always goes back to the line and spread.
I was just going to ask you, what was the... I think it always goes...
I don't know what the spread was. I know that that girl shouldn't have been in the game when that last shot where they grabbed the offensive rebound, dished it out for the three, four-point play.
It's like, yo, all right. All right.
All right. See, I'm on both sides of that.
Well, not both sides, but when somebody say it's rigged or it's some funny shit at play due to the line, you can always bet the other side of the line. You get what I'm saying? Like, for those who lost for whatever, another group of motherfuckers won.
But if you keep the game within close to wherever the line is set, then two people will make money. Like, it's going to be some people that got, let's say the line is three.
Yeah. Right? So if we in the full zero to five range, everybody going to make money.
If you just blow these niggas out the gym, one side is going to take a massive loss. All right, I guess I'm speaking more'm speaking more for like a prop bet or something like that.
Yeah, I'm talking about like the bookies and shit. One side will take a massive loss.
Listen, shout out to the Liberty. Hopefully they bounce back.
Shout out to the Mets. Congratulations.
True. Let me hit the round of applause.
The Mets did make it. The Mets made the The NLCS.
Let's go. Shout out to the Yankees.
Shout out to the Yankees. Did you get another Subway Series? It's possible.
Honestly, it looks like it. It's possible.
When I was younger, that shit was crazy. It's possible.
I don't remember the recent one. I don't know if there was a recent one.
When I was younger, the Subway Series? That shit was nasty. So I used to go to Murray Bertram.
I ain't going to hold you. The subway series would be lit right now.
It would be going crazy. They was going crazy for the subway series.
Queens would go absolutely crazy. It would be going crazy.
Yeah, the only bad thing about that is the subway. But to the people that would drive to it and park like a human.
Uber black. Sometimes it's easier to take the subway than the Mets at least.

All right.

Keep it up.

Have at it.

Yeah, because you don't

want to end up in that

little park where you

do the parks and shit.

Y'all don't watch the news.

If you watch the news,

you'll walk where you're

going.

You'll just walk.

Subway that bad?

Subway's bad.

It ain't that bad.

That's what they saying. That's what they mad at Eric Adams for.
They said he's bad. He got a Benz.
I'll be on the subway sometimes. I took a subway last weekend.
You don't hear about all the crimes happening on the subway, Paul? Yeah. But think about the percentage.
No, I'm not Batman. Yo, hold on a little bit.
Let's play a hot man here. Did y'all see the group of boys that's going to the cops in the subways and reading up the, reading their profile? Like the charges that they have, how they're being sued.
There's two guys that's doing it. Nice.
Young niggas. Like, yo, hey, Detective Hernandez, you have a lawsuit right now for $200,000.
Oh, shit. You beat the lady up in front of her child.
They're just doing that, and the cop is standing there looking straight like this. You beat the girl.
They're reading his whole profile. It was crazy.
Then they just leave and go home, right? Huh? Yeah. No, he's just staring.
The cop didn't acknowledge him at all. He said, that's why you down here? You been on the force for that much years? Oh, you beat the lady up by the ATM with her daughter? Ooh, you nasty.
He just kept staring. There's a video on Twitter.
All y'all little prank niggas gonna get killed. Yep.
So y'all keep going. They gonna learn you niggas.
Is that a prank? That's not considered a prank. Yes, it is.
It's trolling. It's trolling.
That's not a prank. All that shit.
Hey, have at it. Call it what you want.
You're gonna die. You're gonna be antagonizing the police.
The people are agreeing with them. More police officers need to have their rap sheet exposed.
No, but maybe not in this case, but all these other niggas at Walmart and shit. You gonna be the person doing the expose? No.
Oh, okay. What you mean, going down there and doing that? Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. Hey, Officer Ruiz.
Yeah, yeah, you piece of shit. You did that.
Yeah, I... Well, I'm not with this.
I'm not with that. He tried that shit on the Port Authority bridge that day.
They blurred him fat. Turn your fat ass around.
You know the procedure. Give me a second pair of cups.
I got it. Go on.
I saw some Ray-Bans too, some futuristic Ray-Bans. Son of a shit is crazy.
When you put them on and you look at people, it gives you mad details about the person. Their name, it was two dudes from Harvard.
Yeah, Harvard. Name, social, and address.
They basically, they created some software shit themselves that go into the current Ray-Ban. I don't like that.
I just think there's a such thing as knowing too much about people. Bruh, so imagine somebody walking down the street, they see your face, now they know where you live.
That shit is not funny, my nigga. Everybody be walking all this technological advances, that shit ain't funny.
It gets, it goes over the line. It goes over the line.
They have it right now. When look, when you start coupling up all the shit that we done talked about over the last six months, man, we talked about how when niggas go to the stadium, they're going to have facial recognition.
Now when you implement the software from the facial recognition that tells you where everybody lives, now what the fuck are we talking about? Man, listen, them two kids from Harlem, I'm pretty, excuse me, Harvard, I'm pretty sure the second they put that tweet out was contacted by one of these governments or these companies. They have a job.
They are developing that for them. It's going to be...
Yes. That's what that's for.
Amazon about to buy that whole company. That's what I'm saying.
That's what that's for. No, some young...
Bro, they still in school. I know.
There's two kids that still in school. That shit is crazy.
Okay. They ain't in school no more.
They ain't in school no more? Hell no. Education paid for.
Job paid. Got a nice little fellowship.
Come on over here. Wait till I get my fucking Elon Musk robot to Ray-Bans.
Exactly. Think about it.
We out of here, buddy. And then go to the Dallas game.
Me and my robot. Fuck they talking about.
Oh, yeah, speaking of, because I don't know if they're going to allow y'all to bring y'all... Yo, dawg, this is a broadcast spam risk move.
See, that's why you need the... I'll answer it.
They do it again. I'm answering.
You need the robot. Yo, I don't know if they're going to let you in the football stadiums with your robot.
Maybe they will at first. Maybe they'll change the rule.
But that got me to thinking. I wrote it down.
I bought two tickets. The planes are cracking down on you bitch-ass niggas and your emotional support dogs.
About time. Good.
All of y'all that used to go on there with your little rascal. Your little Frenchy.
Annoying the whole first class cabin. Dogs stink.
Running up and down and shit. They cracking down on that.
You niggas have to get emotional support from a different place now. No, get pet sitters.
Emotional support, pet sitters. Yeah, go to Petco.
Go there. Take that little badass dog somewhere else or put that nigga at the bottom of the plane like everybody else's dog go.
That's what I was about to say. I don't think I've ever seen somebody with a dog up in the main cabin.
I have, and they get it off. They got it off.
But not the big joints. The big joint? Well, I think there is a weight limit.
Yeah, a weight limit. They put the big joints under the plane.
Yeah, man, they got some shit. I'm not going to say the name of it because they ain't pay us.
But there is an airline that that's what they do. Oh, spirit? Spirit don't give a fuck.
Bring your alligator. It's all for people that's flying with pets.
Homeboy right there. Nigga, Spirit just kicked two women off for having crop tops.
Talking about they have a dress code on Spirit. Nigga, Spirit.
Wait, what the fuck is going on with Spirit? I'm dying to ask. The women got kicked off the plane because it's a dress code on Spirit.
Since when? I've seen strippers on Spirit. Just saying, huh? Not put.
I've seen, uh... Free freeze.
I said to when she got dressed, I know what she had on. They fucked up the game with that, son.
Yo, I... You know what? You watch flying in.
You know what's flying in I did, my nigga? Like, damn, son. No, we don't.
I did a lot, nigga. I'm not afraid of standing.
I fly people in all the time. But people just can switch shit up whenever they want to.
And I stand on that. Yo, a nigga flew me in to fuck me.
No, I didn't. Actually, I flew you in.
I put you in a hotel. And I didn't have sex with you.
With some drinks? Never. You don't supply drinks.
You can't do that when you're running a network.

You got to do all that shit on your own.

You fly them in, you put them in a hotel, you go your way.

I don't even drive them to the hotel, nigga.

J-R, go ahead, take them.

Coercion.

That's not a conference.

Moving right along. Yes, please.

Moving right along.

Thank you.

We are moving right along.

We want to say congratulations to Chaka Khan.

Recently went gold for I'm Every Woman. Hey.
Huh? Congratulations to Shaka Khan. They just playing with people now.
After 46 years. Of a classic fucking hit record.
This classic tune is certified gold. Gold.
500,000 copies. You did it before.
Come on, man. Oh, yeah.
I went gold before Chaka Khan. Come on.
Fuck it. It only took me 20.
Hey. That's a flex.
What do y'all think?

Talk to me Talk to me

Talk to me

Bullshit

I think

Are they

Are they

Bullshit

When are they starting to count it

They're not counting from back in the days

They have to be counted

At a certain year

Calculating the numbers

Back in the days

You had to buy vinyls

So I'm sure

Mad DJs

That fucked up the album

And had to go buy another one

Yeah

That counts as another

Like come on

They're not doing that

But

You know

I guess

They calculated it

When Pump It Up came out

So

Thank you. done fucked up the album and had to go buy another one.
Yeah. That counts as another, like, come on.
They're not doing that.

But, you know,

I guess they calculated it when Pump It Up came out, so.

Man, this is bullshit.

The crock is shit.

This is bullshit.

It is.

Call it what it is.

It is, but none of what y'all saying

can you say

when you walk to the label's

accounting office.

Indeed.

You can't say,

yo, yo, come on, yo.

You can't say that.

Yo, y'all heard it.

It's your mad time to DJ.

Yo, come on.

They're gonna escort us

right out of here.

That's right.

That's the fucked up part.

If they say it went gold,

I'm going to escort us right out of here. That's the fucked up part.
They win gold. And that line is going to get blurrier on Meta.
It is. Y'all thought y'all had a hard time keeping up with how many streams, who had what stream and farms.
Now keep up with it on Meta. Boy, that's...
Impossible, damn near. Yeah, they got these things.
Impossible. They over it is it's bad I don't have anything else that is super important to me well wait you was talking about WNBA earlier did y'all see Angel Reese on Wildin' Out mhm I've seen Angel Reese Wildin' Out I don't know if I've seen her on Wildin'.
Angel Reese won't sit her fucking ass down. It's getting hard to do.
And that's what I meant to say last time I asked y'all, and we kind of just, you know, black men. We trying.
We trying, bro. But she won't go sit down somewhere for a second.
There's value in it. It's going to sound like I'm telling a woman what to do, but I ain't.
I'm still Angel Reese Hive. She 19, 20 years old with a shit ton of money and she's single.
She's running around. Oh, so she don't want no more.
She don't want no more probably, right? She may not know what the repercussions are going to be behind actions. I know, which is why at that age when you're young.
And when them niggas ain't stopped calling my phone yet? I don't know. Okay, she should probably have somebody in place to let her know.
See, whoever she got is telling her to go pop up everywhere. That's not what Kaitlin Clark people were saying, not to make it a racial thing.
Not to make it a racial thing. We're just on some star rookie shit now.
All season, you keep putting yourself in the same box as Kaitlin Clark, but it's more than basketball. That's my point with Cole.
It's more than rap. It's more than rap.
It's more than this. I wish Angel Reese nothing but the best.
Same. Great season.
Great rookie campaign. Klay Thompson looks really funny in a Dallas jersey.
She does look funny. I don't know if anybody else saw it.
It looked different. I saw it.

Clay Thompson looks really weird in that Mavericks uniform.

I didn't see that yet.

Did y'all see...

I got Dallas Thunder Conference Final.

Did y'all see Starting Five

show?

Not yet.

Not yet.

Bro, this shit is good.

On the Angel Reacher

on her pod,

did y'all see she was on there

with Kayla Nicole

and she was talking about

how when her ex dumped her,

she dressed

up as his famous girlfriend for Halloween.

Wait, what?

Excuse me?

Yeah.

Come on, man.

Kayla Nicole was on the pod with Angel Reese.

Okay.

And whoever her ex was at the time, she said she dressed up as his new girlfriend that

he left her for for Halloween.

Tiana.

Taylor?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.
She, like, copied the... Dude, shit she did from the Kanye video, Kayla Nicole went and put that whole shit on for Halloween.
What do you want me to say to that? Nobody tell women that they're losers. Ice on you.
Yep. I'm glad you're on that couch.
Take it away. I fuck with her, but that is some...
That's crazy. Tell them they're losers.
That is a real different way To be a clown face Tell them they're losers To do a clown face Women do a lot of loser shit Mmm They do The guys too But women do a lot of loser shit Oh yeah And why did they get away with it? They're not held accountable Cause they'd be fine What do you think we should do How can we can we hold them accountable and move them forward? You're a loser.

You're a loser.

You're a loser.

Chastise them and maim them.

Yes?

Mm-hmm.

Respect.

Holding women accountable is draining.

It is.

It's draining.

You lose all your energy

trying to make sure she's good.

Yo, but you really did.

You know, forget it, man.

It's right here.

You did it.

I haven't recorded.

I was wrong.

That's all.

I only did it because...

Nope.

Nope.

You're right.

I was wrong.

Nah. I don't like that.

You can't even do that

because then it's a...

I'm just being dismissive.

Don't dismissive.

You're being kind of something.

Don't just say that

because you want me to shut up.

But why?

I want you to shut up.

Shut the fuck up.

You shut up.

So I don't have to say that.

So I can't be open

to communicate my feelings with you.

No.

There got to be a limit.

Not all the time. There got to be a limit.
Not all the time.

There got to be a limit.

You should pick and choose.

I'm with you, Flip.

You should pick and choose your battles.

I'm picking right now.

Oh, all right.

Say less.

Yeah, don't pick later.

Say less.

If you pick now, let's do it now.

But the next ones ain't about to be the same energy.

You're not going to pick and choose when I can convey my emotions to you.

Yes, I can.

I'm going to leave.

I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave.

I'm going to migrate.

You can tell that shit to this Benjamin Moore paint.

You can tell it to DuPont on the wall.

Stay in the bathroom.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.

That shit sound like a headache.

You hear what they be feeling things about?

My spirit told me.

That's my question to the room before we move on.

Yeah?

Well, no.

Yes or no?

Yes.

I don't know. girl feelings.
You hear what they be feeling things about? That's my question to the room before we move on.

Yeah? Well, no.

Yes or no.

I hear it, but I don't... I hear it.
All of my girl's feelings are valid.

Validated. Yeah, nigga, you gotta try.

So why you making that dumb ass face?

Because I'm pod.

What are you talking about?

Why you couldn't go out three nights in a row?

Because I was... About to catch another flight? I'm about to join him.
No, no, no. I'm jumping right into that driving vehicle.
So let me go. And I respect my situation.
And I won't get for the punishment. Wait, wait.
What happened to the machismo machismo? I run my house. I ran with a pan.
Yeah, because you got checked, nigga. I do run my house.
Tell him, because I agree with you. No, I run my house.
And part of running your house is maintaining a level of order. I agree with him.
Whatever you want to call. But this is what I was trying to tell him when he was telling me all that shit.
Fight the war. What are you talking about? I run my household.
Again, in running your household, you still got to be courteous and take into account somebody else's feelings and they... Not if she's a robot.
Which she's not. She is a human with feelings.
And it depends on how you run your household, too. It depends.
Everybody run it different. That might be a good use for the robot, though.
Paying the bills doesn't mean you run your household. True.
No, it don't. It means that you're just paying the bills.
Running your household means that you make decisions and everyone follows that's involved. That's running your household.
That's not true. He probably just can't make decisions on Thursdays.
That's what I'm getting. This is two Thursdays.
We got certain days of the week. It's two Thursdays in a row that I'm ready.
You're a Monday decision maker. I'm ready to go.
Listen, we all get checked. I got checked.
We all get checked with what we say on here and shit changes. We got to change it.
And my girl don't check me

for nothing I've said on the spot.

I'm not saying that's not true.

Yo, what I'm telling you is

I do things that I know

my girl already views

a certain way

so that I don't get checked.

I don't understand.

Like stay home on Thursday.

Bing, bing, bing.

If I know this is going to be a problem,

I can avoid the problem.

So how many days

are you allowed to go out?

It's not allowed a day.

I went out Wednesday night.

You asked her earlier.

I'm going out Tuesday night.

Do you tell her you're going out?

Pardon me.

I went out Wednesday night.

I plan on going out Wednesday night. You asked her earlier? I'm going out.
Do you tell her you're going out? Pardon me? I went out Wednesday night. I plan on going out tonight.
So Thursday night, we had plans to potentially go. Don't say we.
We had made plans to go. Even though what? It was y'all.
Even though what? Yeah, but see, you got to say that in his little spiel. Go ahead.
We said it on the pot. Did you spend time with her when you stayed home? Yeah, and I got in trouble.

Well, you...

She saw it.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyway, we had plans to go...

Was that bitch working?

Yeah.

Oh, she found a lineup?

Damn.

Hey, yo,

and she was waiting, too.

They underestimating her.

Your world.

Your world.

They told me come outside.

And I threw his name in it.

So as I thought,

we said on the pot, we was growing out as crew. Oh, you thought that was going to work? The brothers.
Yeah, it worked. There you go.
What did she say? What did wifey say? Nothing. I didn't even approach it because I already know.
Does she make, no disrespect, not to get in your business, but I am. Does like, she make certain body movements or faces where you know like.
Yeah, attitude will change. She won't say nothing.
Got you, got you. So you'll read it.
So you just avoid the small. Okay, I got it.
Yeah, but you're supposed to get a little bit of credit straight from the Maxwell show. I did.
Yo, can I ask you a question? That's the back-to-back way. Hold on, let me get my...
Hold on, man. He be your ghost.
He don't share the ball. He be your ghost.
He don't share the ball when he get a little dark. Jordan! Jordan! Nigga, sit down,, sit down, Jordan.
Yeah, so... Fuck you, nigga.
I'm sorry. So off the Maxwell shit, the leeway you got was the back-to-back.
Y'all don't think that's a hill we should try to die on like going out three nights in a row when it's necessary? Y'all don't think that's necessary. Well, he has a young child too, Jordan.
No, it gotta be necessary. And he has a young child.
I'll die on a hill if it's necessary. If it's some spanking involved or if it's some opportunity involved or some networking or something, I'll do it.
Wouldn't that work in the strip clubs all the time? No, when the good girl is working on Thursday, you went out Tuesday because a whole different good girl was working. That's your man.
That's your man. I'm speaking for y'all.
You're not speaking for one. On Tuesday, it was a fire lineup.

Speak for us.

It was a fire lineup on Tuesday you stepped out.

Wednesday, you went out just on the humbug,

but your girl is going to count it.

So to her, that's too nice.

You even came right back in the house on that Wednesday.

She's going to count it.

What's up, y'all?

She not supposed to count Wednesday?

Wait.

No.

Wednesday was necessary?

Wednesday wasn't a slice.

It don't matter.

You went out. It does matter.
It don't matter if you got garlic knots. You ain't have to get the slice.
If you come back in early then it don't count. Yeah, like an hour.
I got here at 1. You got where? At 1.
Home. What time you left? 12.
That don't count. That's not even possible in New York.
It's not possible to go from Jersey to New York and be back home in an hour. That's not true at all.
You couldn't be more wrong. If you leave your house at midnight on a Wednesday, you will get to any premier strip club in 25 minutes.
Cool. And you'll walk in, and that should be ass, and you'll walk out and go home.
Your girl might count that as a night. You walked in and got the mac and cheese and walked out.
So now you pop. That's two nights in a row.
But Thursday, the other fire lineup is working. So now you sit home because you can't go out three nights in a row, especially when you know you're going out Friday.
And depending on who's working Saturday, you might do that. Now, that's five nights in a row that you was out in a relationship.
You're a bird. Let me ask you a question, Joe.
You're a bird. Let me ask you a question.
I don't feel like no nigga in a relationship need to be out five nights in a row. I'm in agreement with you.
I'm with you. But there are circumstances where the lineup calls for it.
Do anybody girl in here have their location? No. No.
Well, yeah, she know I'm here. No, does she have your location on her phone? She know I'm at the pod.
To see that if you leave your phone home, does she have your location knowing that if you go out, she can see where you went? Yep. No, but she bought some type of iPad that links to my phone.
Same, bro. Joe.
She shares all the fucking shit. Joe, turn it off.
No, no, he got it. Turn that off, nigga.
No, he got it. He need to take the little bug sweeper shit.
That's why he's so stressed. something over there No, she got a couple things Over there Like you can find this one And She remind me of The end of Inspector Gadget When that nigga Busted him right there You dumb nigga Turn it off In a swivel chair With his back turned With the cat With the cat With the glove on With the spikes That's her She got a whole Infrastructure set up On how she do I don't even try to figure it out no more.
What? This nigga said she had the club security cameras. Yo, nigga, what? When I thought, yo, I can't even say it.
I did a whole new, look, look, look. Look.
I'm not, nigga, I'm not playing new shit yesterday. I'm not playing with nobody, nigga.
That's fine shit. I don't know what's going on.
Not me. I bought a new phone.
Didn't matter. Not because it's that count.

And I was so shook.

I didn't do the, hey, mirror my old phone.

I hit the other one that I never hit. Start from scratch.

Sit up as new.

Yeah, I do.

I know you didn't, Joe.

You did not do that.

You logged into that.

Hold on.

You logged into your old iCloud.

You logged in with the same iCloud.

Exactly.

That's what you were wrong, nigga.

You can put a brand new shit all you want.

You can go get 10 new shit.

Yeah, it's the iCloud.

The same iCloud.

She has your iCloud password.

Oh, 100%.

That's all mine.

Thank you. I'm joking.
Based off his question, when he said, Do she make a face in all that? you from looking. But I could put something to make it work for a while.

Question for you.

I'm joking.

Based off his question,

when he said,

do she make a face and all that, right?

Because your girl's white.

Is she like an urban white

or white white?

I don't even know

what that means.

She's urban, man.

Like, do she got

black tendencies and traits

or is she like white?

I don't think this girl is white.

I think she's Portuguese

and not white, is it?

I'm not even walking out.

I'm just kidding.

That sounded crazy. Fox, is Portuguese white? Yes.
Oh, shit. No, they got Portuguese people that's black.
That's what I'm saying. Niggas that they got.
Like every What the fuck are you talking about? I wasn't being funny. You're trying to ask if it's good.
Yeah, because I've never dated a white girl so I don't know what their their energy is like You think Ish would date a Karen nigga? Dog people are people He date Rebecca He don't date a Karen nigga That's Ish He can't date a Becky Right Ish Tell him nigga Defend your girl right now nigga Or I'm gonna get mad You could do whatever you want I wasn't being funny My girl's not being attacked So I don't have to defend my girl I don't give a fuck, nigga. Don't ask about that nigga, girl.
I'm pretty sure we are done with. Hold on.

Don't ask about that nigga, girl.

Hold on.

Don't ask about that nigga, girl, nigga.

Don't ask about my man, girl.

Yo, shut up.

You trying to go viral.

Yo, next.

No, I'm not, nigga.

Yo.

I'm pretty sure that we are done

with anything that I had.

Yeah.

I don't have nothing else.

What y'all doing for the weekend?

Anything lit?

Going out, nigga.

Yeah.

We going out.

I'm going out with y'all niggas.

We outside. Tuh.
Actually, all weekend. Who we? Me and Shorty.
You going out with your girl? Of course. I have a blast when I go out with mine, so sorry.
Same. We are going.
Couple spots. Hello, anybody? Anybody.
I just told you couple spots. We got our bitch.
Jersey streets. Wedding.
Wedding. You're a friend or hers? Hers.
Damn. We'll see how it goes.
Sorry, man. Sorry, my brother.
Sometimes they be fun. Sometimes they don't.
Hit and miss. We'll see.
Jersey? You can't bag nothing. Long Island.
Oh, did you take the train?

No, I'll be driving.

Oh, what do you know? I'll be taking the L-I-R-R.

J-Won, what you doing

for the weekend?

Playing it by ear.

All right, you ain't got

no plans as a young nigga.

That's crazy.

Flip?

Might go to a baby shower

on Sunday.

And then some wilding out

shit I may go to.

I was thinking about

hitting that tonight.

I was thinking about going to that tonight. Y'all wildin' out? What was that that all three of y'all was thinking about hitting? Wildin' out? Wildin' out.
Wildin' out's gonna be at the Barclay. I just hit Karn.
So I need some backstage passes, nigga. Stop playing.
So you want me to do some shit. Wildin' out is at the Barclay.
Tonight, yes. So y'all gonna go there and, like, watch the show? Well, not me.
No, he's gonna wild out? Yeah, I'm not gonna wild out. Oh, you're gonna be a part of the show? I'm trying to go backstage or something.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm trying to figure something out.
I need another job when I get kicked off this shit. I need another job, Joe.
When you finally get rid of me, man. You know what I thought about today? I have to give you enough credit.
I'm not going to divulge too much information. But you, I think I've been, you've been real lenient when it comes to me having conversations.
For my short time here, I gave the most problems. I thought about that this morning.
I said, damn, I was taking a shower. Like, damn.
That's definitely true. I couldn't have the patience he has.
And I gave the most problems since I've been up here. The most, like, suspensions and trouble and arguments.
It's crazy. And you take pride in it.
Yes. I take pride because, not pride because I'm, it's just, I'm proud.
I'm proud to have brought my character everywhere I go. You feeling free, finally? No, I don't feel free.
Let me say I need another job when I, because you're going to get tired of that shit. No, you think so? I think it's good when.
We talked for an hour downstairs, nigga. I think it's good when young black brothers are proud.
And the same way you feeling proud, I don't mean like that, like pause, I'm being serious. Like the same way you feeling proud, I'm proud too.
Proud to do what? I'm proud that a few of y'all's contracts line up at the same time. That's the worst.
That's what I'm proud of. Happy about that.
You can get me and fuck you. I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, nigga. I said, yeah, yeah, nigga.
Fourth quarter, nigga. Fourth quarter.
I should go to the first. I have to put up.
What can you do? You ready? I'm going out with a bang. What's up? Damn, what you talking about? Look, look, my bang.
Look, you look good. Prepare yourself, nigga.
Prepare yourself. I like Jim..
I like him a lot. Also, let me announce to the audience and everybody here, Mark Lamont will be starting sometime soon.
The thinking there is to give each of you, you included, Parks, we got a park standing too, to give each of y'all

a day off, like per month.

That's fly, right?

Why y'all don't look as happy as I thought y'all would?

Y'all don't think that's fly?

Listen, man.

You do that when niggas...

I'm going to knock you out.

They received that the way I do it.

So is this contract ending when niggas' contract

is ending? What do you mean?

That would be unprofessional.

Exactly. I'll read right through you, nigga.
I'll knock you out downstairs. Corey, don't jump in.
Don't jump in deeper, Corey. Not the niggas that take all the days off.
Not excited when I plan for y'all to get days off. I hate it.
I don't have nothing else that's important. I don't.
And I can't read that board. Let me see.
Tesla Robots, New Music, Kendrick, yada yada.

Kanye did some shit.

Three nights. Yo, I did see Penguin.
I'm caught

up on Penguin.

Really good show. Yes.

Also, show should have ended

episode one.

What? There should be

no more show. And then,

cool. It kept going.
He did the shit again in episode two. Alright.
what? There should be no more show. And then, cool,

it kept going.

He did the shit again in episode two.

All right.

They let him live.

Got it.

Oh, you said that shit.

You missed it.

Penguin was supposed to be dead

900 times already.

Yeah.

He fat,

handicapped,

walking around like this,

stupid nose,

and he doing bullshit.

Got a little young black novice

running around with him.

He's supposed to die 900 times in episode one, two. He didn't.
I get to episode three, guess what? They almost got him again. Somehow.
This is the most slippery villain I've ever seen. That's why you're the Penguin.
And at this point, I don't even know if he's the villain. I don't know.
I gotta see. But Penguin is a really good show.
Really good show. Shout out to Max.
You done did it again. I have yet to see the Kevin Hart shit that I'm going to watch.

Friday Night Lights.

Fright Night.

Fright Night?

Fight Night.

Fight Night.

I am going to watch that.

I got to finish it. Yeah, the finale just aired this week, so it's all done.

So you can just straight throw.

Cruising.

I love when that happened.

I'm telling y'all, man, that starting five shit on Netflix is all right, bro.

It's almost like a hard knocks, but it's NBA.

And it covers from last season. It follows five players.
Jimmy Butler. Zach Levine.
No. Bron.
Terry Bradshaw. Anthony Edwards.
Norris Cole. Norris Cole.
Sabonis. Terry Porter.
BJ Armstrong. Ain't Ant towards the end, though? Oh, yeah.
And the Barry Bores. Ant towards the end.
Ant towards the end, though. Yeah.
The Barry Bores. Jerome Cursing.
Nut. Eldon Campbell.
That shit is pretty good, bro. And the Barry Borders.
It's towards the end. It's towards the end, though.
It's a Barry Borders. You're all cursy.
Nice.

Elvin Campbell.

That shit is pretty good.

Olden Polities.

Olden Polities.

Olden Polities.

Cedric Sabalos.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Listen, I will watch this show if they're going to show me when Anthony Edwards bagged Lil

Baby's first baby mama, the one I like. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all stupid in the face? Say breathe, nigga.
I don't know what the nigga baby mother look like, so I can't say that. The first one.
Anthony Edwards' first baby mother? No. No, that's like his.
Yeah, that's like his. They got him under pressure because he just keep getting baby mamas every six months, but I don't care about that.
He a real Atlanta nigga. Yeah, that headline was like, yo, he got, he's taking little babies first baby mama.
Such a bird. I said, the first one? Sheesh.
Yeah. Okay, that's it.
That's it. That's it.
Shout out to Ann Edwards. I will check that show outside, though, for real.
I will check that show. JJ Redick, nigga, you can smile in the press conference.
Like, he's just so buttoned up and serious. Oh, that execution.
It's about. About business, nigga.
Like the Cowboys, right? Shut up. What y'all think about ESPN

hiring Cam Newton? That's fine.

Oh, good. Now them young football

boys know where he work.

Them young niggas that he beat up.

Hey, it's get back time now.

Head out to Bristol, buddy.

Congratulations to

Cam Newton. There's also another

athlete that joined ESPN recently. I don't remember at the moment, but maybe I'll come back And give that to y'all Some other time And with that said Let me just make sure Nobody's dying in part of the show Let me make sure everybody's safe Let's see, let's see Hey guys, deal with a mother Alright, let's check it out Let's see De Let's see.
Hey, guys, deal with a mother. All right.
Let's check it out. Let's see.
Debo 08. Hey, guys.
How how would you guys deal with a mother of an ex that likes the idea of you being with her daughter more? Oh, being with her more than her daughter daughter like you're still inviting me to certain events you're still calling me son and things of such sounds like some freaky shit wait is he saying he fucked it up with a bunch of typos so we don't have to assume it sounded like he's saying that the mother wants him with the daughter more than the daughter wants to be with him alright so let me so let me say that. Yeah, okay.
How would you guys deal with a mother of an ex that likes the idea of you being with her daughter more than her daughter? You're right. Got it.
You're absolutely right. Okay.
Well, what is there to deal with then? Yeah. I don't...
I mean, I've been there. Tell her that ship sailed.
But, yeah. If mom could cook, you still got to come in there looking better than you did during the relationship and get you a plate to go with something in the car waiting.

Vroom, vroom.

What the fuck you talking about?

He a wild fella.

He show up with his new piece.

You take the new joint?

I'm not that tall.

She's going to sit outside.

And I'm not going to park right in front of the house because our whole family be coming in right there.

I ain't going under that.

I'm going to park down the block.

And I'm going to give mama a big hug.

Mama. It's been so long.
Been so long. Sing it.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm taking me a plate and two plates. And I'm going to tell her why.
Who that other plate for, Junior? Oh, come on, mama. You know, I keep something nice in the car.
You know what it is when mama love you. I keep something nice in the car, mama.
When the family love you, bro. You know what your daughter was the end of me? I said that that last week.
Surprise. The family love you, nigga.
What you said last week? When we was talking about that, like, nah, nigga, the mother still fuck with me. The family.
Grandma still fuck with me. So when you walk in the door of me and grandma cha-chaing, that's what it is.
And I'm act like I don't see you either. Mm-hmm.
Yep. And I'm act like I don't see you.
I don't even see you. You toxic fucks.
That ain't toxic. I was invited here by them this is still family once we're done your family's done says who tell the family that I got family right now that ex that I ain't been with since 2015 and her whole family still considers me family and I still sucks to be you big Big Dick Daryl.
Okay, buddy.

BDI.

Damn.

Get in your bag.

Hippie, Crippie.

Hippie, Crippie.

All right, For Sleepers, I'm going back to Victoria Monet because it's just bold to cover certain songs,

but I like the switch that she put on this.

This is Victoria Monet, Love is stronger than pride.

That man gave a classic a little EDM bop.

I ain't mad at it.

Shout out to Victoria Monet.

Neutral button. Hey, wait a minute.

Hey.

I won't pretend

that I intend to stop living I won't pretend I'm good at forgiving But I can't hate you Although I have tried I still really, really love you Love is stronger than pride I still really, really love you Why? I won't pretend That I intend to stop believing I won't pretend I'm good at believing But I can't hate you, although I have tried I still really, really love you Love is stronger than pride I still really, really love you Oh, I Sitting here wasting my time What do you like? Waiting for the sun to light It's all too clear Things come and go

Sitting here wasting my time What'd be like waiting for the time?

It's gonna be cold and day but

It's not long

I still really, really love you Love is stronger than right I still really, really love you Love is stronger than right I still really, really love you Love is stronger than pride

I do really love you

Love is stronger than pride

Stronger than pride

Stronger than I Stronger than I Hey Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hey Wait a minute, wait a minute, break down Stronger than private Stronger than private Brand new music from Victoria Monet off a deluxe album album that Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, That's all Good shit, good shit I'm gonna go to Portland with this one Hey Record is called Bad Girl And this is Wynn featuring Conductor Williams Conductor, we have a problem Conductor Yeah I'm trying to be your baby girl Your cutie pie I wanna be your freak bitch Your ride or die I know that I'm a bad girl I fit the crime of tryna be your sweetheart Don't act like you're too cool to holler at me While you stare at my tits from across the bar My parents more fly than Charles de Gaulle Hard act to follow, easy nut to swallow Baby, if I come, then you come and you go where I go I got him waiting in the lobby of the condo He's playing with the cat, Rajon Rondo Most of y'all will fucking Bad man. I don't gotta hide around it cockpit Rip the pivot out it landed on my landing strip Yeah, I like you times a thousand I'm his hero but I fuck him like a villain If he fuck me over I'ma kill him My body responds he knows I feel him Shit so Eddie swears I'm gonna heal him I'll pay the water damages Pillow talking rambling Put his clothes on me look like I sampled him Conducts me in positions like the marching band, they gramblin' Slut me out at night, but in the morning, he's a family man I'm tryna be your baby girl, your cutie pie I wanna be your freak, bitch, your ride or die I know that I'm a bad girl, I fit the crime Of tryna be your sweetheart, your valentine Put me in a zone, I'm done with man to man Caught us in a act up on a nanny cam Y'all hating on a kid, miss Hannigan Switched up on the good guys, uh Y'all look like Anakin Give me a couple years and I make him a fan again This is what I do, uh Ask him to the roof, ayy Movie in the background on a Plasma 42 And we're not paying attention, okay Ass bounce like it got suspension, okay Fuck out my mentions I want you growling in my ear like an engine And pulling my hair like the tension Take me back to when the only thing I shipped was me and my pitman He used to want a different happy ending I'm not saying I'm not good with my hands I could be all state and not to be redundant But I only give top brain You send him DMs and he doesn't even heart it I'm in his t-shirt buying candles up at the Target If the pussy talks to you, beg his pardon Don't act like you're fluent, it's got its own jargon He heartens for me, James, I stay on him like a stain I know he's somebody's son, but he still kiss me in the rain I'm tryna be your baby girl, your cutie pie I wanna be your freak bitch, your ride or die I know that I'm a bad girl, fit the crime of trying to be your sweetheart, your valentine I'm trying to be your baby girl, your cutie pie I wanna be your freak bitch, you ride or die I know that I'm a bad girl I fit the crime of trying to be your sweetheart, your valentine New ice Nah, that was hard That was hard, yeah That was crazy That was hard What'd you say, Ish? That was worth the payola right there.
It's not any payola, sir. I've played her before.
He stopped taking the payola. We're not going to do that.
That right there, my nigga. That was tough.
Send me that. When? How do you spell it? W-Y-N-E.
M-O-N-E. W-Y-N-E.
I know what's spelledE W-Y-N-E I know it's spelled

She absolutely

Killed that shit

That's rapping

He's played a couple

I played other shit

She's clip riding

But I'm not

If that beat

If Preem did that beat

That's hate

You can't say that

Conductor's doing his thing too

No he's going crazy

I just hear how that beat

Would sound

If Preem did it

Okay that's hate

Or it's different

I'm not knocking his

Thank you. Conductor's doing his thing too No he's going crazy I just hear how that beat would sound If Preem did it Oh okay that's hate Or it's different I'm not knocking his Yeah It's a little bit of hate It's fine Alright cause they already say I be hating on it Yeah you be hating on it Oh you did play how many Yeah I'm going I'm playing some old shit This is Mad Villain Figaro I don't know why I've been thinking about it I'm bet I do.
About to say rest in peace, dude. Always.
Rest in peace, dude. Dude, you're bad.
Let's go. Let's go.
The rest is empty with no brain, but the clever nerd, the best MC with no chain you ever heard. Take it from the Tech N9ne, hold up.
David, don't know they next time from Shine Ola. that glitter ain't fist scale Let me think, don't let her faint get Ishmael A shot a Jack out of back, it's not a axe stack Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack, clack, blocker Villainy, feel him in your heart, chop a chart topper Start shit, stop a be a smart shopper Shot a cop, day around the way, bout to save her Who to know is two more that wonder where the shooter shooter go Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, get him Let him spit the venom, said him Got a lot of shit with him, let the rhythm hit him It's stronger in the other voice We makes the joints, and make him spread him Butter moist, man please Stage made of panties, from the age of baby Hoochies on to the grannies, ban me The dough rake, daddy, the flow Make her fatty shake, pat, patty cake, for fake If he was Anita Baker's man, he'd take her for her masters Hit it once and shake her hand Want some old thank you ma'am and ghost her She can mind the toaster if she signed the poster A whole host of rollercoaster riders Not enough tracks, hot enough black That's too hot to handle You got blue sandals, who shot you got you new spots to vandal do not stand still boast your skills close but no krill's post for polils post no bills coast to coast your snows flows ill go chill not supposed to overdose no dose pills off pride tights talk wide you scar me off sides like how war fried with starfleet told you wants him get rich shit as he gets older he gets colder than a witch tit this is it make no mistakes where my nigga go figaro figaro old speeds and my rhymes attack a scary act all black like miss mary mack wait till you see him live on the piano doom sing soprano like una dosiano told me, blast him, pass for her glass of O.E.
Not to be troublesome, but I can sure use a quick shot of double rump, no stick of bubble gum I like ice cream, we can skip the wedding Have a nice dream, she only let him stick her head in Rest in peace MF Doom, that's Figaro I'm ready for another for another Mad Lib, Freddie Gibbs album too at some point here. That would be nice.
That would be nice. Anything new Freddie Gibbs at this point.
Gibbs, what are you doing, bro? Come on. Yeah, yeah.
Gibbs absolutely smoked. What album was that that I was just...
Who's that album? He was just Leon Thomas shit. He's on Leon Thomas shit.
That Leon Thomas remix. That Mutt remix.
Ooh, buddy. Yeah, he went crazy.
He smoked that shit. And Wale.
Yo, all the features on that album? He was just on some of my shit. Lee's on Lee and Thomas shit.
The Mutt remix. The Mutt remix.

Ooh, buddy. Yeah, he went crazy.

He went crazy.

He smoked that shit.

And Wale.

Yo, all the features on that album were crazy.

They did.

But go ahead.

I'm not sure how to pronounce the young lady's name.

It's Sia Mali or Sia Mali.

But Cashamani.

Never ever.

The song is California Rain. I feel like we're about to get a little emo here.
No, Joe Biden. No, I don't.
I'm in desert water. You always be out of reach.
When you know where I am, you're gonna cause a drought in me Empty nights in Hollywood Warning when I never should With you I'm alone I'll wait for you, boy, you're like California rain I know you'll take forever to get me one day It shouldn't take a miracle for you to stay Doesn't have to be this way You're like California rain I'm I'm I'm

I'm born in California I'm born in California Burning up, the poem from an empty cup If this is love, would you send my world on fire? Would you save me? Put it out, baby, save me

I've heard it all, your mouth don't tell it, actions talk

You're never changing, you're so draining, all you're on, oh

Baby, you got me going crazy

I'm terrified of Hollywood

Wanting what I never should It's placing on my heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's placing on my heart I'll wait for you, boy, you're like California, right? I know you'll take forever to get me one day It shouldn't take a miracle for you to escape Doesn't have to be this way You're in California Let's go to Target right here Okay, we're in California I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm yours tonight I'm yours tonight I can take the storm Just say I'm yours I'll wait for you But you're like California, right? I know you'll take forever To give me one day It shouldn't take a miracle For you to this day Doesn't have to be this way You're a California rain That's Siamali, California rain That's. No, that was hard.
That was some good white soul. I don't know if she white, but I could hear it in the voice and how it modulates and how it progresses.
Yeah, you could hear it. It was fire, though.
It was fire. It was like the Ariana Grande.
That would be great for a movie. Like a love scene or something.
Like a score. Like something somewhere.
That'd be great. You know, it's true.
She's a nice... Dumbass face.
What are you talking about, fam? You're an idiot. Yo, I said you.
It's on you. It's on you, J-Wall.
J-Wall ain't-Wan I'm going with Rod Wave every time that's for me Rod Wave Ice what you doing yo listen man I'm just letting you know what's going on why are you sending this to my phone for you to read it I don't read I don't hear no more yo also before J-Wan plays shit I do want to shout out Big X to Plug, whose album dropped. I have not tried a chance.
Yeah, Big X to Plug dropped. Bro, what the fuck is on my album? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I have not had a chance to hear some of it. What's the 30 Deluxe? What? Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, the iPhone accessory does not work with J-Wan's, what's this, a 9S? No, this is 15. What number? Yeah that's a old phone.
Oh y'all niggas at the 16? Yeah. Yeah for sure.
Shout out to Big X to Plug I ain't gonna check that album out. I happened to run up in Starlitz on Friday.
Oh let me watch niggas they money. I happened to see Big X to Plug up in there with motherfucking Shabooozy oh yeah Shaboing was up in that motherfucker throwing some shit I was like look at him nah Shaboozy got some bread now and he was throwing it there's a hundred niggas in that VIP they was having a good old time I stayed far away but I got the country action just bought that yeah didn't look too country in Starless though.
Nah, nah. All that shit

he doing on the charts.

So, hey, he a nigga.

He's still a nigga.

I love that. He's still a nigga.

I love that shit. What you got, J-Won?

I got that Broadway Federal Nightmares.

Hey, the song

I just played, if it sounded crazy when I played with it. This song is crazy.
When I see a band, I like Jigga Nim. Over like, over like a fed, like we jizzin' them, so much pain in my heart, it got a nigga hurt And my brother back in jail, my daddy back in jail, bitch, I think my family cursed And I can't shake the image of my cousin named that Hurst Ever since that day, it's been hell on earth, gotta get the money first Playing game, put on the shirt, but they can keep the street that police beef It be the worst Killers, killin' killers, robbers, scheming on a nigga The patriotic, genuinely briefin' on a nigga I'm tryna be the system, what's the cheat code? Runnin' from my past, in my review I see Rick on Big dollar dreams, tell them nightmares God, that's in my breath I can't sleep cause it's frightening And every time I close my eyes I see a darkness And oh baby I'm scared Go anywhere, go everywhere, but don't wanna go fast Oh no baby I'm scared Go anywhere, go everywhere, but don't wanna go fast And trust my body love My life I got my own scrub Tell me who the call when your phone will top Yeah, the judge will prove once cracks kick spots Yeah, you the one that call, get everybody hot You the one that say they got the city high Got them yang and spinnin', be like that might be your blow Tell me how you read this shit, you think I'm not Tell me how you call it, off the floor, throw your system shots And you got the gang twisted Tell me how you started, they gon' stop me, these are quitting Tell me how you call it off I thought you sent some shots And you got the gang twisted

Tell me how you started

They gon' stop me, these are quitting

Tell me how you started

Be decreted, I don't get it

A nigga poppin'

Pricky back to back

I'm in my feelings

Feel like smack a phone

He spillin' hella glazing

Billion dollar dreams

Federal nightmares

God, I see my prayers

I can't sleep cause it's frightening

And every time I close my eyes

I see a diamond

Love me

And oh no, baby

Thank you. I can't sleep cause it's frightening And every time I close my eyes I see a diamond And oh no baby I'm scared Go anywhere, go everywhere but don't wanna go fat Oh no baby I'm scared Go anywhere, go everywhere but don't wanna go fat Go fat no Go, go, go Be a big down the tree Go fat no Go, go fat go, be another dream Go, go, go, go, go, go Fettle the night Go, go, go, go Be another dream Go, go, go, go Fettle the night Man, Rod Wave, go get Dirk on that remix, please That's that Rod Rod Wave Federal Nightmares.
It's hard. I fuck with it.
I love that beat. I fuck with it.
That beat is insane. Yeah, that beat is...
I love that song. I love it, I like it a lot.
Fry water again. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Corey. Corey.
Poe. Who's boiling water? Someone's frying some water.
Y'all don't respect podcasts. At all.
They don't. That's what it is.
Y'all just see niggas sitting on the couch and think it's time to boil water and make tea and cook spaghetti and do a what the fuck is going on in this place? That's you, Ish? What's my water? He gets a pass because of his age. I think I take their medicine at some time.
At certain age you get a pass, nigga. He's so stupid, my nigga.
He gets to get up. Can I have a Shades drink, bro? No, hold up, Mr.
Shades. Nigga, you let Pops come in here and shout the Pops, my man.
He watch dishes, man, Pops. Pops, I love him, man.
What I'm going to say to my dad? Nothing. I started frying burgers.
He started making cheeseburgers. You can't say nothing.
I saw your face. What I'm going to say to my dad? Absolutely.
I can't say nothing. You can't.
Pop. He's speaking to us like word.
That's Pop. That's my dad.
You don't say nothing. I get it.
It's my dad. And I wanted a burger.
I did want a burger. And the burgers be rocking.
Yeah, they do. The burger was good.
And he cleaned out themselves. He wanted to wash the dishes.
And left some leftovers. He did shout the Pops.
I'll talk over to I'll talk over to Snap Crackle Pop. Dan, what happened to Snap Crackle Pop?

They're still around.

Rice Krispies?

Nigga, you got old.

Tell him what.

I think they're still around.

Sugar on the Rice Krispies. We're going to talk about getting old on Patreon, man.

Put sugar in the Rice Krispies.

What?

Absolutely.

Definitely putting sugar in the Rice Krispies.

You shitting me?

Are you shitting me?

Absolutely.

Yeah, nigga.

Rice Krispies, you can feel the bowl to the top,

and then the milk ain't at it.

That shit ain't never gonna overflow.

That shit ain't never gonna overflow.

Try that shit with some other cereal.

That should be all over the kitchen floor.

Rice Krispies, you just pour the whole thing of milk.

Milk does a body good.

They tell us anything on these commercials.

All right, man.

Come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Okay.

I was there.

I was there.

Some of y'all never heard this song.

Brand new.

Brand new now.

Where you was at, yo?

In the house.

I was in the house.

You might have been.

This is why they made J-Won rap in the car by itself.

There was some niggas ready to do one of these.

I'd destroy anybody. Uh- we're taking from other people.
Yo, in a mahogany, black scenery. That was lightning and raindrops.
I'm tied up in a basement, cold games. I like Bangkok.
I'm live for Vietnam type mind control. This torture.
His accent sounds like the rarest culture. To me, my ass should be stabbed in me gradually.
N ass commute, come back please You muta, you muta My fast life ventures and waiters Blinded till the flashlight enters Yo, done Before the sun set, call connect, get all the texts I'm vexed as niggas off his sex, lost respect Let's off his neck, my caliber Got me thinking on a higher algebra See me, I'm just as foul as ya But you ain't got no style in ya I'm in the bigger tether Teas and better, all my rettas Armani sweaters, plus these crabs Could never debt us More money, more motor, more homicide You catch that Trey, you ever heard this song? Get this song right now What year you was born? You heard this song? Born in 96 Oh, this came out for you you was born. Yeah, but I don't care.
No, both of them. I don't care.
My son still better have heard this on. What's the point, though? I was just saying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, not the point of that song.
I was actually the point of his question. I'm very into him with hip-hop.
I didn't say he wasn't. Oh, all right.
Because you act like, you feel me? Young niggas don't listen to it he was about to get dropped at a firehouse yep

you better

rolled up

take him

that's the same firehouse

right there

you can do it as an adult

oh man

you never know

it might just be your time

you take your vibe

hold up

hold up

hold up

relax relax relax

relax relax

alright man

hey Nas

hey guy

Ish don't make me play

all his new slaps

is fire

please don't

I don't make me play all his new slaps as fire. Please don't.
Are you good? Please don't. The fuck was that, Newer's boy? No, no, no.
I'm laughing at you at hell, nigga. I was with y'all with the new Nas albums.
That's him that hated those shits. I was listening to Magic 3 the other day.
Have you heard that Mary sample? Oh, no,

that's not all about that.

You know what question

I wanted to ask y'all niggas

for Mad Long or something?

Why elephants' noses

are so long?

No, as a Queens native.

Yo, why elephants' trucks?

Don't do that.

You make fun of me.

The last person

that made fun of me

got turned up on.

You make fun of me.

Listen,

what did people like

about Prodigy so much?

Now,

because his style, he didn't rap. Joe, help me, Joe.
No, for real. Well, I'm just saying I always wanted to ask him, but I never did, because y'all niggas be doing this stupid shit, nigga.
So let's talk about it on Patreon. Because niggas really fuck with Prodigy.
Heavy. But the way he raps is not, if you understand what I'm saying, it's like it's not every four.
You know what I'm saying, Paws. Help me me.
He don't rhyme in a traditional rhyme scheme. Yes.
There you go. Thank you, Pauze.
Sometimes he don't rhyme at all. That's fire.
You good. Was it at the right time? Oh, your niggas killers now.
Shut up. If you wasn't there, if you wasn't there, if you wasn't there.
Love prodigy, nigga. See? That fucking bullet, nigga.
What is there to understand if you was there for sale? I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm great.

I'm sorry. Bitch wasn't in speed.
He wasn't in speed. So it had to be, it was just a timing moment.
That made him relatable. I hate to bring up my same story.
Hold up shit. Hold up.
Okay, got it.digy and Chase you That was his style though Wait No what did you say Originality used to be Kind of Something we looked for Okay so it wasn't Frowned upon back in the days We wanted someone That sounded different From other people Y'all lucky I can't find him Any of the best Opening lines ever in rap I was trying to work a record When them niggas Talking about something Twististed, Twisted Twisted, find it Ain't no party once we rock the party That shit was fire, nigga I can't find it in my shit What's the name of that song? Twisted, nigga It was not Twisted When Byrne came out? Was that in your song? I don't know if I was out. I don't know if I was out.
That might have been before. Got it twisted.
Yeah, got it twisted mom deep. Look, I hated that shit so much.
I ain't even put it in my iTunes. That shit was too fire.
What? Nah, nah. We gotta get a little bit of that going.
Nah, I gotta get a little bit of that. When that shit came out, nigga? You heard that song and still ask that fucking question.
No, because a lot of people big prodigy up from back in the days. They're like, oh, that nigga was that nigga back in the...
But I'm like, yo, they don't talk about Havoc too much to me. And Havoc raps...
Yeah, nigga. What's the game? Who's that? Yeah, nigga.
Oh, you gonna play? Huh? M-O-V-V, nigga. Oh you go funny? Huh? Oh my.
Oh. Yeah she wasn't outside for this shit.
Nigga she was fixing toilets nigga. She was a jet of that BS 36.
Yo you hear this beat? Look at that's out too. Yo Ain't nobody What's we crash the Oh my bad, my bad, my bad

Cut this off, cut this off. I'm getting mad.
I'm getting mad. Nigga, you don't know you better ask somebody.
I'm getting mad. Thank you.
Damn. All right.
Listen, man, shout out to all of the... I mean, Havoc is alive, nigga.
I like it. He listens to the show.
All right, make sure. Say it.
Say it. Yo, shut up.
Yeah, shout out to Havoc. Shout out to Queen.
Shout out to the whole mob. Rest in peace.
Prodigy. You know the vibes.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Until next time, we bid you adieu. Farewell.
Adios. Cerebra.
Dereji. Hasta la vista.
Au revoir. So long.
Goodbye. It goes.

Shout to anybody out there that's finally free. I'm happy for you.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
I'm seven inches, four pounds, been through so many towns.

Ohio, the Little Rock, took a Nazi.

Lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel,

the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.

Grab a Tylenol, you might need it.

Shout to everybody out of town this weekend.

Be safe, hold holding down. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
We will be back same time, same place next week. I go, it's the shit that moves, crowd.
All right, I'm done. Too much black boy joy.
Black boy and white boy joy. Part type.
Look, always I'm in some shit. My abdomen is the clip.
The barrel's my dick. I'm circumcised, pull my skin back.
It cocked me, I bust off when they unlock me. So what happened? Pause, nigga.
Yes. I was crazy.
Pause. They get away with that shit back in the days.
Back in y y'all days y'all get away with that. The gun is gay.

Yeah.

Peel my skin back

uncircumcised.

See the dust

in the lint balls.

See the germs

under the helmet.

Dirty nasty.

Yo,

you uncircumcised niggas,

man,

go pinesaw that shit

and sit down.

That's nasty.

Hey, peroxide that shit. Niggas gotta put peroxide on the tip.
Yeah, yeah. All right, man.
Y'all hold it down. Be safe.
Be joyous. Be blessed.
Be blessed. Be free.
Be free. Cole, I hope you good, man.
That nigga is not calling you. That nigga's not texting you.
It don't matter what you said in that fucking song, nigga. The friendship is over.
You made an enemy. Deal with it, nigga.
Sorry. Yo, you could be one of the best rappers in the world and have enemies.
It's only y'all with that whole DJ Khaled, Queen Latifah, UNITY strategy that worked for y'all from 2009 and beyond. Now y'all gonna have to figure out how to not be friendly with each other.
Like we did in our day. What is, I don't care.
I didn't say a word, bro. I'm not with none of the UNITY and your little hazel eyes be speaking for you, nigga.
Don't do none of that shit with me. Nah, fuck that.
But shout out to Cole. Shout out to the big three, big four.
Have it go, man. Any final words for anybody? Final words? No final words? Be free.
I'll play some more songs. Be free.
96 Nas? Huh? Go ahead. 96 Nas what? Keep going.
Oh, with more 96 Nas? Nah, I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
But shout out to Nas. You let Nas down.
Nas is furious at you. I'm not going to lie.
I have not spoken to him. But he is perturbed at your recent showings.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fine, fine. I'll just end it.
I'll just end it. Fucked up your whole little cool deuces post shot picture

y'all be trying to take.

Yeah.

Fuck out of here.

J. Cole and make friends

in North Carolina.

You ain't got to be friends

with a fucking Canadian.

I ain't seen one picture

of Cole riding that city bike

through Canada.

Now all of a sudden

everybody,

man, get this shit

the fuck out of here.

Friendly ass nigga.

Mm-hmm.