Episode 763 | "Barnacles"

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I'm going to apply some lip balm. Get rid of this winter herpy.
Grease that thing up. A little simplex one.
It don't count. It's the one we all got.
It's the one we all got. Simplex one.
It's the one we all got. Don't start getting judgy.
Don't start getting judgy.

Well, a cold sore is herpy.

I've never had one in my entire life.

Me neither.

In my whole existence of living, never.

Me neither.

I don't know herp.

I'm herpless.

Yeah.

Herp-free zone.

Herp-free.

All right, there we go.

Nice one right here.

You good now?

Cover that.

Got that herp under control?

Nice one right now.

Stop.

Y'all going to get the blogs going.

Y'all trying to get the blogs going again.

Stop.

Chill.

Everything is smooth.

Everything is smooth.

Again?

The herp is smooth.

Word.

Smooth herp.

Smooth herp.

Smooth that thing right out.

Ooh, I got so many funny jokes. Gotta keep it tight.
Hell yeah, I don't know. Today's the day to be funny.
About herpes? About anything. Damn.
We can't be funny today? I want it to be funny today, man. We gotta get to the bottom of this Cardi B and offset stuff.
We did it already? She is killing it in Paris Fashion Week. She is should.
See you. I want to say everything I'm seeing, it look like it's leaning more towards what we were saying.
Who's we? Us. Oh, gotcha.
She look like she's doing a lot and she's doing it as a distraction and it don't look like she's that happy. I know what that looks like.
I think she looks effortless. I know what that looks like.
And I think she's in her bag. In her fashion bag.
Cardi's that girl. She's in her bag and she's in Paris and she's being celebrated for the fashion icon that she has become.
That's what's happening. Audience, I brought this up as a joke.
I just want to point that out. Get me out the mix here.
I'm aware that we did this for three hours. Yeah, we did.
But I agree with Mel and I'm ready to argue with men about it. Yes! Cardi is a fashion icon.
She's slayed every single look in Fashion Week. She's killed.
She is absolutely killed. She looks great.

Sounds great.

She just,

everything looks great.

I don't,

I don't think it's

none of that shit

y'all niggas talk about.

I don't know what we talking about.

What does any of that fashion shit

got to do with them lives?

What you talking about?

Huh?

What does any of that fashion shit

got to do with them lives?

Everything.

Everything.

Okay.

Just different from your, your dusty ex from Elizabeth getting on live and slinging some lies out there. Back to that cachet thing we was talking about.
Let's not even do it. Y'all keep wanting to ignore cachet.
Let's not do it, Joe, because you're not being honest. Hey, your little bum ex from Woodbridge without a voice or a platform that said your dick was little, hey, she can get on live live all day.
They doing it for the same reason. It's a little...
Yeah, but it hit home different. We're not talking about that.
We're talking about the wife. All that celebrity shit weighs nothing.
Our side of this was always talking about it because we're talking about cachet and the levels of doing shit. Y'all sitting there was saying she over and done with this nigga and we saying she not.
That's it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, is a human. They gonna react how they react.
Take that celebrity. It wasn't.
That's them moving the goalposts. It wasn't the crux of the issue.
You're right. That's just the obvious thing they could grab to.
It's exactly. It's the ancillary bullshit.
It matters not. It ain't the meat and potatoes of the fucking shit.
Y'all throwing status on somebody's feelings and we telling you we watching somebody that look like they still going through their feelings. That's it.
That's all. And looking amazing doing anything.
She wasn't going through it. You can look amazing doing that.
We're not denying that. When don't she look amazing? True.
Facts. That's never the point.
Facts, you're right. That's a fact.
Cardi look great. So now she looks amazing.
Now, she always looked amazing. No, not now.
That's not, that was never our point. No, we did this.
We did. That's it? We don't care.
Obviously, we all stand on our points. It's fine.
That goalpost is moving all over. It's totally all over.
Oh, my God. Our shit staying right where it was at.
No, it didn't. It did.
No, it didn't. It did.
It really didn't. Y'all brought this up.
Exactly. We wasn't even talking about Karzis.
We never wrote her up here or nothing. Y'all did that.
I brought it up for a joke. Y'all wanted to stand on this misogyny.
Yo, don't do that. Don't throw misogyny.
It's the man. She'll come back.
Don't do it. She didn't leave.
She loves hair. Oh, they bodied that.
Number one pod right there. Your panda is strong today, boy.
Yeah. You got a good panda today.
She loves hair. It doesn't matter what he does.
She'll never leave. She can never leave a man.
Keep that phone from ringing. That's all.
No, that's what it is. That's it.
That's all. I want that phone to ring.
She's not doing the pull-up. It's over.
She's not doing it. She did this part already.
Yeah. She's not doing it again.
I didn't ask her to. All right, but stop.
You can't. I didn't ask her to.
Don't panda. I wouldn't.
I don ain't y'all. I don't get hyped around for laughs.
You know not to. Oh, shit.
I ain't y'all. I don't get hyped around for laughs.
You know to leave that one alone, though. I don't ask for nothing.
I'm me anywhere I go. Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's why I got my shades. I know.
That's exactly why I got my shades. Once we started talking about Pinocchio and the dick castles.
Dick castles. It's crazy.
I knew to go get my shades. I never noticed the dick castles before.

Me neither.

Nah, they was there.

Nah, they've been there.

They've been there for a minute.

All right.

Castles.

With the pointy tops?

Yeah.

Pointy dicks.

Yeah, those didn't really look like mushroom caps.

Mm-mm.

They changed.

They changed.

I'm starting this part.

All right, never mind.

No, we will be organized today.

You will not do a Dick Castle deep dive today.

Oh, please.

Okay, I'm kidding.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

I'm out.

Listen.

I'm beating the arrogance.

We talk about box all day long.

Can we talk about dicks?

No.

Just one time.

Save that for Hot and Bother.

Yes, we can.

On the Hot and Bother podcast.

You're outnumbered.

Oh, on Hot and Bother.

On Hot and Bother. With Melissa Ford.
With Melissa Ford. That's the difference.
You bitches. Oh, shit.
Wait. Oh, whoops.
Wait. Yo, I knew to get my shades today.
It's getting shady. Yo, all I got to do is look at the history that we have here.
Anytime we record on a Thursday, get that little Friday on, it gets come back on bullshit. Rest in.
Y'all was letting it go this weekend. I was watching.
I saw you. I'm mad at her little team song.
It's just null and void now. You know, we'll have to make something else up.
We just make something else up.

You are a talented bunch.

That's true.

You are a talented bunch.

It's not, it doesn't flow off the tongue

in a song for me.

We're going to work that out.

Maybe we add, maybe we add,

maybe we add like a little rap to it,

you know, and we'll get Joe out of retirement.

I'm trying to get you out of retirement

for the hot and bothered theme song.

That would be hard.

That would be, that's nasty. That would be on branch.
Oh, shit. That's your man's.
I don't like that one line. I don't know.
That joke hit? It was a little different. Hey, what you doing over there? I object.
I object. That little one line, he'd be clapping, too.
Not the laugh, but the clap. Yeah, with the clapping.
Okay, okay. I'm not new to get my change.
Okay. Huge boxing fan.
I love all kinds of boxing. And I was watching this one fight.
It was a female fighter. And her brother was the promoter.
And they were interviewing her. And they're like, how did you start fighting? And it's a tragic story.
She goes, goes um when i was young i watched my father hit my mother i was too weak to do anything about it so i learned to fight and it never happened again i'm like wow that's pretty powerful then i thought but the brother the promoter grew up in the same home so he must have saw the same thing and

thought to himself I can sell tickets

Holy shit. Holy shit, that's too bad.

Bye.

That's me.

I love you, girl.

Magshake one, two, one, two, magshake one, two.

I gotta find me a girl Speed this up a little bit for the ladies out there in the car right now. You know what I mean? Always for the ladies.

Shout out to whoever you might be listening from all over the world.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

Shout out to the Doughboys, the Scammers, anybody in the nightlife. Hey! Say hello.
It's me you're searching for.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah, me.

The fall is here. Let's get those rocks up together Cause I would love to date you, holla at you when I come off tone I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam Bitch, fuck me, cop long, a smiley gone Shout to every other podcast, she likes me alone I'm like, unmomento, my bitch, she don't know how to act Always talking out her neck, taking a finger snap She like, listen,, then shout to the friends and family.
All the happy couples in the world. R-E-S-P-E-C-T-M-E.
I got this French chick that love the French kiss. She think she's both Eric, wear her hair in a twist.
My, Shetty or more, two-step bells. Mercy, you're fine as fuck, but you giving me hell.
I got this Indian squad. The day that I met him, asked me what tribe she went red down a feather.
Let me ask you some names, man. What happened? You know, it's like the Redskins logo.
Shit, you gotta just... You heard what he said in there, right? Yeah, yeah, you can't.
I rewinded it. Let me go.

A little inappropriate.

Yeah,

a little inappropriate.

Wildly fucking inappropriate.

He called her a squaw.

I'm not sure if he should have

repeated it.

I mean,

this is a fucking

song lyric

that he hasn't altered.

You want him to alter it?

Well,

I mean,

since we're altering

the dicks in Disney.

Oh my God.

All you need to know is I'm not a ho. And to get with me, you better be cheap.
Lots of dough. And that Spanish chick, French chick, Indian and blacks.
That's fried chicken, carrot chicken. Are you okay? Wait, wait, wait.
What is going on right now? What's happening? As I'm trying to intro this part, what's going on? It just kept going. I'm sorry.
Have you ever heard this song? I have, but now it's like the lyrics are just... Oh, gosh.
She's one of those. I'm not.
It's like... Would you stop being a Karen for a change? Would you stop being a honky? Needs.
Needs. Needs.
Well, that was loud now, right? And I am a honky. I'm saying honky when it's appropriate.
Can you say?

I think if you are. I don't have a problem.
I'm not saying honky. Stop it.
And if it is inappropriate, then I'll say it short for honky-tonk, man. It's a pretty funny word.
It is funny. Can you say crackle? Mel, you can't go back to song.
I'm trying to sell this. Oh, sorry.
I'm trying to sell this broadcast. And we're the minority.
Minority means. All right.
I didn't know this.

Only but so much taking a stand. You got to sell this to them C-suites, you'd be surprised.
Pretty wide up there. Oh, my.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I thought that was Sam.
Anyway. Please continue, Chief.
Mel, you can't go back and change all the marriage. Yes, you can.
You can. I did not.
Yeah. So you can say Chief, you can't say Squaw? But it's in a totally different.
I think one is a. All right, never want Mel to hit her out.

I don't think this verse is as offensive.

They don't even work no more, ho.

They still talk. Baby girl so terrible, she been with me from the start Hit my drugs from the norm, take my guns by the park I got this model chick that don't cook her clean But she dress her ass off and I walk this mean Only thing wrong with mine, she's always on the scene She's fine, but she parties all the time Alright, come on Oh man, what a great song I love that Mel just heard that song for the first time I did not I absolutely love that she wants Jay-Z to change the lyrics right now.
That is amazing to me. I don't.
I mean, he can do whatever he wants. Well, he's not.
Yes, I know. He's not.
Don't you worry. And by the way, I was not the one who said it first.
Snitch guys. Yeah.
All right. All right.
I have been in a daze. So what, what is it? 7-63? Three.
Welcome to episode 763 of the Joe Budden podcast. Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize picture.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, host Joe Budden with some really amazing people here to my right. You know the fucking vibes.
The beautiful, the intelligent Melissa Ford is in the beauty. Hootie.
Hootie. Part of the month, Melissa Ford.
Hey. Oh, that part, that part.
Shout out to the JVTV community. She was part of the month.
Do you have a speech? Thank y'all. It said you got 80% of the votes.
Oh, that's... Love you guys.
Thank you. That was fucking awesome.
And the video? It's the month she had her nymphs out. Hey, yo, shut the fuck up.
Hey, yo, whatever the fuck works. Whatever works, all right? She would brawlish that episode.
But whoever did that video, that video was fucking epic.

That shit was amazing.

Did y'all see it?

No.

Oh, okay.

Well, you should.

What was the video?

It was with the Potter of the Month announcement.

It's like a recap. It was cute.

Oh, I have to check that out.

You got to check it out.

That shit was cute.

They killing it now.

They did.

They did.

All right.

To her right, a zero-time Potter of the Month award winner. It's not true.
That's not true. You're the first annual winner.
That's not annual. No, my.
Oh, my bad. The one-time Potter of the Month Award winner, E-Manny in the building.
All right. We got to get the applause up for him.
All right. They kind of fuck with him.
All right. Issues in the building.
Hey. Hey.
Hi, nigga. God damn it.
You good? You all right? I'm amazing. What's so amazing about you? Come on, tell us.
Look, look, look. To my right.
There you go. Big Freeze.
I gotta work on that intro. Yeah, that was a little lackluster.
It's cool though, it's cool. A little lackluster.
But Freeze is here. I'm in the building.
Parks is here, Corey is here, unfortunately. Bo is here, Erickson is here.
Ian and Kiba here. And most importantly, each and every one of you guys out there are here.
Shout out to just everybody listening. Everybody from all walks of life.
Wherever you're from, whatever you're doing. Welcome, welcome.
Happy to have you. Salute to Flip.
Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa. Flip is in Trinidad and still won't sleep and still won't rest.
That nigga work, boy. Yeah, that's a worker.
That nigga works. He get busy.
You can see it. Rest in peace to Pete Rose.
Rest in peace to Matumbo. Oh, that one hurt.
Yeah, that one hurt. That one hurt.
Rest in Peace to... Maggie Smith.
Lady, she played in Harry Potter, I believe. Yes.
Chris Gustafsson. Yeah.
Singer, songwriter, Blade, actor. Blade, actor.
Among other acting gigs. A Star is Born.
Yeah. The third iteration of it.
Yeah. I can't remember the guy's name.
He played in Beverly Hills Cop.

I'm sorry.

Way to go for that one.

Taggart.

Taggart.

But his real name.

No, in Beverly Hills Cop 2.

Or 3 and 1.

All of them.

Right.

Oh, no.

Pass.

I'm sorry.

You do give me the vibe that you would show up to the funeral of a nigga you don't know at all.

You do give me that a little bit. Just pop up crying at the...
You would be the mystery. They would jump you.
I wouldn't do that. Rest in peace to everybody.
We lost our thoughts and prayers to their family, friends, and fans of course... John Ashton was his name.
Sorry for not knowing your name. Thank you, Parks.
Okay, where do we start? I, for one, cannot believe that they're selling puff freak-off tapes in Los Angeles underground. I'm blown away by that.
I don't know why. Why? Yeah.
They sold R. Kelly tape in a barbershop above where.
Right. R.
Kelly tape was mass duplicated.

The whole purpose of a freak off tape is for them to be for the scarcity.

My thing is.

Everybody should not have a freak off tape to sell.

That's true.

That's why it's a freak off tape.

It don't take everybody to get it.

Just one person.

A couple people.

One or two.

That's it.

The exclusivity is why I could sell it. True.
Y'all ain't got this or seen this. to get it.
Just one person. A couple people.
One or two. That's it.
The exclusivity is why I can sell it.

True.

Y'all ain't got this or seen this.

Pay for it.

I mean, I never doubt the hood.

So the hood gonna find out who did it, when they did it.

The car they was in, the tape.

We got the footage, the evidence.

We got a witness.

You thought that R. Kelly tape circulated.

Let one of them put one of them out and watch what happened. Damn, there's so many people out there that wasn't old enough to remember when that R.
Kelly tape was right. That is true, right? There was people outside of my high school selling that shit.
You couldn't avoid it. You could not.
Your childhood was troubled. Your childhood was a little too troubled.
They did need better protection systems in place to protect you in that little choir high school. Yo, stop.
You know what I mean. I've seen the movies, buddy.
I know what happens to them little singing boys. Father O'Reilly took some steps.
Nice singing voice, too. Hit the notes.
That's how we start today? All right. I see where we start.
No, but go ahead. Go ahead.
Yeah, Go ahead Yeah nah You couldn't avoid The R. Kelly tapes When they came out Even if he was trying to When you went to the barbershop Or some way It was in Fam niggas didn't even know That you were watching Technically child porn You didn't even know it I never watched That shit was everywhere You never watched it you said Never seen it But I remember When that shit was running around was crazy.
Niggas was putting that shit on in the barbershop. Like I said, in the barbershops.
I don't really have a hot take other than I can't believe so many people have a freak-off tape to sell in Los Angeles. And before I ever bought a freak-off tape, nigga, I need to see the trailer.
I believe it. I need to see the teaser.
Don't step on my joke. Clear out while I'm joking.
I need to see the teaser Don't step on my joke Clear out while I'm joking I need to see The fucking credits Before I give my 10 99 Now the price Gonna be higher 99,000 But who on this one Like Yeah What's the cast That's the thing They said the one That's getting leaked around Is high profile Somebody on there Supposedlyosedly. They still haven't revealed who the person was.

They said it's higher

than Puff.

That's enough

for some folks.

Oh shit.

No and they said

you could clearly

see the face.

Like it's undeniable

but higher profile

than Puff is crazy.

Yeah.

It is.

I'm shocked that

it ain't been released yet.

I mean the person.

Yeah if the tape

is going around.

What do you even do

with that tape?

Like if the tape

was going around and somebody purchased it they would have told who the fuck is on it by now. Yeah.
What'd you say? I'm telling you, that's what people are having these tapes for. You went crazy.
What? Wait, hold on. Why? Absolutely.
That's what happens with those tapes. I mean...
This is our Wednesday post. Fine.
That nigga said after they beat off. That's what you'll buy and do? What do you think? Well, I mean, if it's like a whole bunch...
it's like a whole bunch Take that Take that Well it's not just Puffing the tape It's women and men And they're all oiled up Like fucking sea lions So Why do you think People make watch tapes They're making them The watch He gotta be boring I mean Boy over somebody Alright we're moving on Now we're moving on Now we are finished And we're moving on We Now we're moving on. Now we are finished.

We're moving on.

We are done with this.

Puff did hire two new attorneys

and added them to his case.

And he need to drop that other dude.

He talking too much.

That other dude up there

looking like he trying

to send him away.

Other dude give me saluty vibes.

Max B.

Max B.

He doing way too much, bro.

And it don't look like nothing's helping. Speaking of trials, the judge in the Young Thug trial.
Yeah, she's just about had it. Just about my ass.
I've just about had it. Well, it ain't just about.
The judge in the Young Thug trial really laid fire to ass on the prosecutors over how and when they are choosing to disclose evidence into discovery. And she went ham.
Somebody had a clip? She all but, wait, why y'all find a clip? She all but accused them of intentionally doing this. Yeah, she did.
She did. Like, yo, y'all are really trying to fuck this case up.
My, go ahead. No, no, I'm about to say, and you can see it.
Like, the number of times that she stated that it happened, it was like, you leave me no choice but to assume, because y'all have too many years' experience doing this. Like, I've seen y'all.
We know each other here. What are you doing? Like, y'all making it tough.
I want to get him. We want to get him.
You know that this, but y'all are fucking up us getting him. She basically told him, dog, this case is mad easy to try.
Y'all fucking it up. We want to send this nigga to jail, but y'all gonna make me have to release him.
And I've never seen anything more unorganized. That's fucked up.
I just don't get how you do that. Still don't claim the mistrial.
Yeah. What do you think happens after this? Yeah.
If the judge is stating this in open court. That you guys have done this multiple times, then she's seen biased ain't nothing y'all can say she's seen biased in me now you just gave me my appeal even if you do convict yeah that's what I'm saying even if he goes he has more than enough grounds for the appeal I do have the clip she's about to cry I can't figure out what it is if it's disingenuous if it is that I mean I don't want to malign the prosecutor standing in front of me right now so I'm not going to say the possible things that it could be but it is baffling to me that somebody with the number of years of experience that you have time after time after time continues to seemingly purposefully hide the ball to the extent you possibly can for as long as you possibly can.

And I really don't want to believe that it is purposeful.

But honestly, after a certain number of times, you start to wonder how it could be anything but that.

Unless it is just that you are so unorganized that you are throwing this case together as you try it.

Wow.

And I am sorry to say that.

She said that shit.

But this case is being made much more difficult for everybody.

That sentence is fucked up.

Because of the haphazard way in which it is being presented.

I'm going to take a recess for a few minutes. Yeah, I'm so frustrated with you, Jackie.
I'll have a ruling when I get back. I just don't get how you say all of that and don't rule a mistrial at that point.
So, question for you guys, because we've been talking about this for a long time. Do you think that it's like ineptitude on the prosecutor's part or intentional?

It's intentional.

I think it's intentional.

Of course.

Based on what,

even what the judge said,

like, dog, you ain't new here.

This is not your first time at the rodeo.

Y'all doing this shit on purpose

and it's been multiple times

that you guys have done this shit.

Well, the prosecutors,

if it's not ineptitude

and it's deliberate,

then the prosecutor,

like, this is like

a career-making case,

you know, for them. And so that might be be the reason why that they're, like, you know, giving discovery late or, you know, whatever, but.
It's injustice. No, I know, it's absolutely.
And it implies that your case isn't so ironclad. Yeah.
It seems like they don't have enough shit to do this. Bro, this is the, what, second or third judge that has to say

something to this prosecution. They're tired.

They're wiped out. This is the bad part, though.

The sentence that she said, like, y'all are making

this case way more difficult

implies that, yo, y'all could

have been locked him up

if y'all would have did everything right. I want

y'all to lock him up. And the fact that she said, yo,

I'll come back and have a ruling and didn't

come back with a ruling to dismiss the case to to me is biased. Yeah.
She got emotional, my nigga. She's telling us she's about to cry.
You can't be crying because the prosecution fucked up. Wait, you think that she was going to cry because she wants him to go to jail? Like she wants the case wrapped up and him convicted? I don't know about that.
I think that she's frustrated, but she had the ability to wrap it up. You could have came back and said, yo, mistrial.
This case has been going on forever. About damn near two years.
We're over it. We're hearing some change.
Let's get to what the fuck we're going to get to so we can get the hell out of here and move on. And if y'all can't, let this boy go free.
That's it. So I think it was...
Yeah, but we can't decide that because we're stopping every other five minutes because of your infraction. Because of your negligence, which means I should be able to go home.
Well, I'm also not wasting two years of... State money, taxpayers' bread, as in not having a conviction.
Yeah, I'm not going to mistrial this and then them say, and then the prosecutor go to try to retry the case with state money or taxpayer money. Yeah, that's...
No, we're going to get to a verdict. And also, at this point, the thugs' attorneys are the ones that should have requested.
They did. They did.
Oh, they did. OK, I didn't hear that in the clip.
Well, that's that's the very beginning of the clip. This is not the first or second time that they've requested a mistrial.
They keep doing it. Yeah.
The judge is basically telling them, y'all fucking up so bad. Y'all are leaving me no choice.
And it's a lot of money. It's a lot of hours tied up in this.
We, this is a massive L for us if I have to declare mistrial. And that's where the unfair bias shit coming to me.
And for these reasons. Yes.
Like, I'm not mad at a mistrial, but when I go have to put this in a docket, it's going to say because the state just looked like ass. I wouldn't be surprised if the judge is literally doing that just because she don't want to be a part of the case no more.
Like, let me do whatever I can do to set myself, to recuse myself from this because this shit is going to be, we're going to be doing this forever. I don't even think it's that, just be, if this was the first judge, then maybe yes.
But again, this is the third judge on this case. Yeah.
They're getting on this case and it's so bad that it's like, bro, what are we doing here? If y'all not going to present this shit right, y'all are leaving me no choice but to declare a mistrial and I can't do, I literally cannot do that. It's so much taxpayer money and all that shit tied up here.
If you're asking me today, I say it looks like he gets out. I think they know he gets out, but they're trying to, it's like grasping at straws at this point.
They can't get the, we can't justify letting him out. They can't turn the corner.
Like they can't turn the corner. You know how like we watch TV and it's that one thing that'll, you know what I mean, break the case wide open.
They can't get it. And so they hiding evidence and they doing little sneaky shit.
Like that's going to. He's coming home.
Yeah. He is.
He's coming home. I think they just not wanting to accept that, but he's coming home.
I think that up Long trial That's for sure Too long Too long Also While we're on this type of shit Eric Adams Top senior advisor Resigned Another one Stepped down Yeah He's dead to rights Yeah Didn't they dismiss Eric Adams' charges? I don't know I never heard heard that. I didn't see that.
I didn't see a thing about it. That would have been big news if they did.
No, I don't think so. Dismissing his charges? That quick, too.
Yeah, no. Uh-uh.
No, sir. No, the defense seek dismissal.
Gotcha. Yeah.
I didn't even ask how everybody's weekend was. I know it was rainy and nasty.
Good cuddle Netflix weather.

Yes, it was.

Uh, stay in bed.

Remind your wife of why you fell in love.

Uh, remind your lady of why she chose you.

Because you could cook.

A little bit of footsies, huh?

Cuddle time, huh?

A lot of footsies.

Huh?

Come on.

Yeah.

Big freeze.

Nah, that was all my weekend was, really.

Safe.

Just cuddle weather. Cuddle weather.
Cuddling up. I don't think I left the house.
It's our weekend. Nice.
That nigga glowing boy. Yeah.
Skin all looking. Hey, what you want me to do? Hey.
She making nigga happy, man. I'm happy for you.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
How was y'all weekend though? It was lit. Well, at least the beginning of it was.
Let me hear it. Yeah, what happened? I mean, I got to see the boys in their natural habitat.
The strip club. Wait, wait.
You went to the strip club? I sure did. Let me tell you something.
It's a different Melly Mel. Okay? She's in these fucking streets.
She having a good motherfucking hot. I want to hear from someone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Corroborore.
Wait, let me hear her version first. Well, first you just want to applaud the fact that Big Mel came outside before you or y'all.
I mean, that's number one. I didn't get an invite, sir.
Uh-oh. Thank you.
It didn't apply to parks. I mean, first we got to stop and acknowledge that Big Mel came out before either one of you.
That is true. You know what I mean? I know you're right.
Through a couple of dollars, me, Mel, J-1, E, huh? Mm-hmm. Oh, God.
On a Friday night, huh? Shook some ass? It was a nice little time. It was cool.
Mm-hmm. It was cool.
Yeah. We had a good time.
I didn't even know where we were. I didn't even realize we went over the bridge.
Where were we? You did ask me at some point.

You said that.

I was like, nigga.

I was like, what burrow are we?

I didn't know where we were, but I mean.

Just in case you got to pull back that kidnap.

I had no idea where we were headed.

Hold my phone up to the satellite.

No, no.

Where were they taking me?

No, but it was.

We were in the Bronx.

Yeah, we were in the Bronx.

It was a lot of fun.

Sorry to hear that. Yeah.
Who threw the most money? That's up for debate. But it all came courtesy of Mr.
Joe Budden. Mouth threw a couple of dollars? I did and there's video evidence of it but it's whether or not he wants to show it to y'all.
Does it sound like she wanted the footage, no. Oh, he can post that shit on Twitter right now.
I'm not posting anything on... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Maybe... Look at him.
Look at him, honey. Slow down.
Yo, you know what's funny? There's a good topic lingering right here about bitches posting things. Oh, man.
Yo, when girls get to posting things and you got to hit the duck off, you got to get up out of here. Oh, whoops.
I've got it. It was good, clean fun.
No, it was a lot of clean fun. We had a good time.
Mel was at the bar looking as regal as can be. She was doing the pretty girl thing at the bar.
Did they show you love in their mouth? Oh, yes, very much so. She didn't know what was going on.
Why do they keep coming over? The girl keeps staring at me. What should I do? Keep standing by me.
Keep touching me. Look, I am not a novice.
I have been to many strip clubs in the past, and I have my own experiences that I have yet to share. But, you know, they get...
Check out that hot and bothered. Yeah.
With the support. They get, like, handsy.
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
You know, they get handsy and they stare in your eyes and they tell you you have really good energy and what's your zodiac sign? Oh, they had you back. And I was like, okay.
And Joe was like, just wait till the big ones come out. And I was like, what's he even talking about? And then these two stallions came out.
I was like, I've never seen women that look like this before. Wow.
Wow. And then her booty was- You know what I mean? Because we're in there a little early.
It's 1 a.m., 1.15, All these skinny hoes is over here. There was nothing skinny about these women that were out.
No, no, no. Yeah.
I'm not going to lie. It's different.
When he say skinny and what we say, we all say skinny. You know, they weren't skinny.
They were thinner boned. This one was, no.
I said to Big Mel, I said, hey, save your money, darling. In about 40 minutes, Stampede gonna come out this morning.
Big bitches is coming out of there. And then one of them walked out.
I was like, oh my God. She caught you? Yes, yes.
No, she caught you. It was right here.
I thought you were so proud sitting there like, yeah. It was right here.
And I dropped a lot of money on her. Like, a lot of money on her.
And I didn't. Shit.
I didn't. Maybe not.
Well, not at first. And I was disappointed by that.
Stepped it up. Made it right.
I made it right. I made it right.
I made it right.

I'm staying.

He did.

He did.

I was walking to the car and I just didn't feel good about myself.

So I had to double back.

He did double back and left me in the car.

Hold it down for about 10 minutes.

But by that time I was overstimulated.

I needed a break.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You went to the car.

Yes.

I took Mel to the car.

And then you dumped back in.

I had to go back in. For a 10 piece.
And you went back on your own. You went to the car.
Yes. Yeah, I took Mel to the car.
And then you dumped back in. I had to go back in.

For a 10-piece.

And you went back on your own?

Yes, to the VIP.

Got it.

Got it.

By that time, J-Juan and E had already left,

so it was just us two.

But I was overstimulated.

I said, go with God.

I will be right here.

Go with God.

Oh, he did.

But we had an amazing time.

We had a great time. Yeah.
I was like, we got to do a tour of strip clubs now. Hey.
Wait, hold on. I can't come? She might be old, but she's ready.
Stop. Stop.
They're killing me all around for that shit. She might be old, but she's ready.
She might be hot, but she's bothered. Oh, my God.
There you go. There you go.
There you go. There you go.
There you go. There you go.
There you go. There you go.
There you go. All right, yeah, I might as well get that out the way now, too.
Ah, shit. Here we go.
I might as well get it out the way right now. Come on.
I hate you. Well, now, while he gets that, shout out to you, because- Thank you.
Shout out. I would have never guessed that you would have went out and had a blast at a strip club like that, so that's- I mean, I've been in a strip strip club in Madrid where suddenly, I don't know where.
Oh my God, yo. I mean, you just.
Here she goes, Madrid. All right, now you're fucked up.
Now you're done fucked up because you didn't even let me finish what I was going to say and now I'm not going to fucking say it. Because you lost us at the strip club in Madrid.
Yeah. Oh, are you guys jealous? Yes.
That I take my shit international? I am. No? Okay, well, I ended.
Shit happened. Anyways.
What happened in Madrid? Somehow, someway, I ended up without my clothes on in the private room. I don't even know how that happened.
Oh, you're drunk at part of the month again. I'm not.
It's true. October 1st, too.
Listen, I'm just... It was me and this stripper named Somaira, and she was from Colombia but was in Madrid.
And I was just like, what are you doing here? And she was like, and I was like, oh. I love that laugh.
Yeah, and I was like, oh my God, that shit is real. Women actually do that shit.
And it works. I'm sure we've all ended up in a private naked before, so.
Not naked. I had my pants to my ankles.
Not all the way naked, but. Kept my shirt on.
Kept my socks on. All right.
Can't get my full erection going with the pants and the waist you need to be able to you need to be able to open that up a lot of growth nah I got another inch in me tease Levi's if I could just do this with my knees that's it first of all all of y'all need to be arrested us all of y'all need to go to jail yeah that's fine but okay got it we should do that more gotta do it all of us we should do that more I'm gonna keep repeating and it doesn't just have to be strip clubs. Go to my dress strip club? No, no, no.

I never want that couch to go anywhere with me.

The days of inviting them anywhere on air are over and done with.

It's over.

Damn, that's crazy.

It's over for that.

I be sounding like a rescue dog.

Oh, come see.

Oh, you guys.

Come on, let's go out.

Niggas' faces brought it up.

I had to get out the eggnogs.

I had to get out the eggnogs.

What the fuck y'all talk about?

I ain't friend fishing.

Just go throw money alone.

It's still fun.

It's still fun.

There you go.

Throw money alone.

It's still fun.

Especially when it's raining and your girl out of town.

And the food was good, too?

Oh, my God. No, that shit was slapping.
The food was good. Some mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese, chicken wings. Oh my God.
The Thai chili or sweet chili chicken. Had a slice.
Alright, on to when you didn't have a slice. Oh shit.
Yo, this hurts me. This is like when your parents used to say, it hurts me more than it's going to hurt you.
If you're just now tuning in, Melissa Ford had a podcast called The Menopause. Did I, though? She promoted it.
Me and Imani sung a cool song. I wrote the song.
Oh, yeah. Parks wrote the song.
SLB was back. I wrote the song.
For some reason, unbeknownst to everyone, it was unable to take off flying. She came back just that fast.
Brand new name, brand new trajectory, but we have to play this song for the menopods. Being over before it starts is a tradition.
There's no more menopods. Man.
This one hurts when it's family. It hurts when it's internal.
You know what I mean? It hurts when they sit right next to you. All right.
So no more menopause. November 1st, Hot and Bothered with Melissa Ford on the way.
Do you have any words about the... Another one bites the dust.
Do you have any words about your new shit? You got any words for hating bitches? Anything you want to say, I'm by your side. I'm right here with you now.
Well, one thing that I will say, and don't anybody take me fucking literally with these words, but one monkey don't stop the circus. That's number one.
Number two, I am the most resilient, tenacious bitch you will ever fucking know. That's number fucking two.
Number three, my pivot game is fucking wild because over the course of a motherfucking weekend, I had that shit redone, rebranded. It was fast.
Almost like I was ready for it. So there's that.
And furthermore, I love the new name because I get to be a little bit more inclusive with my topics and my guests. So now I don't exclude the men and I don't exclude my younger audience.
So now, come one, come all on November 1st to Hot and Bothered with Melissa Ford. Okay.
I'll clap it up for you. Thank you.
Now, you heard what she said, and she was on the promo with the shirt without buttons. And she was on the promo with the shirt without buttons And she was on the promo With the shirt without buttons Yep Yep Yep Yep No Lady cleavage I saw like Online shit Whatever like Was it the name shit That was Why you swapped it out Or Uh yeah Yes Nigga I'm not Damn I don't know What I'm asking We don't know what you've seen.
Yes. So we got to throw a nigga.

Yeah.

We don't know.

He did it, not me.

But yes.

Okay.

Yes.

A thousand percent.

Same people?

Hmm?

Same people?

Hot and Bothered with Melissa Ford is a solo podcast where I'll be joined by some of my really great girlfriends occasionally as guest hosts.

Stay tuned to see who they are. Okay.
Mel want to bite some head. I'm shutting the fuck up.
Go ahead, bite a head. I'm a little hungry right now.
No, you were already talking. No, I'm shutting the fuck up.
You talked already, though. That's the thing.
You should not have talked. I know, that's what I was saying.
I didn't know. Like, oh, shit.
Okay, my back. Yes.

Well, whatever you do, I'm sure I speak for everybody up here.

We're supporting you.

Thank you so much.

And I appreciate you jumping into the live last night.

Come on, man.

You know.

Yeah.

You know I'm Mr. Messy Boots.

What you did on the live?

You know I'm Mr. Messy Boots.

I didn't hear that.

Huh?

What you did on the live?

No, I jumped in Mel's live.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And he was very active on Twitter yesterday, too. Oh, what you did? Oh, I is awesome.
Yeah, he was very, very active on Twitter. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Stepdish little friend. What did he do on Twitter? Well, it seems that there was a lot of talk about my podcast, my new chosen name, and the fact that there is a couple of other podcasts with a similar name the difference is it's with Melissa Ford and those other I mean there's tens of thousands hundreds of thousands of podcasts so to I mean you're probably going to find podcasts with no no no not even it's the Mandy tweet.
No, no, no. Let's just get out the way.
No, no, no, not even. It's in addition to, but yes, absolutely.
Oh, by the way, I brought my checkbook since I occupy so much rent-free space in her head. Does anybody have a pen? No.
No. Damn.
Or a checkbook. No, I got mine.
So, okay. Oh, shit, she brought the checkbook.
She ready? I'll tell you. Your mouth is writing a check that your ass can't have.

That was a meme.

Hey, bucko.

I see what you did.

You keep up with those tweets.

You're writing a check that I don't think you're ready to catch.

Listen.

Hey, listen.

I'm going to enjoy this.

I'm going to enjoy this.

Come here.

She's going to say something back. I'm going to enjoy it.
I'm going to enjoy this. Come here.
She's going to say something back. I'm going to enjoy it.
I can almost guarantee it at this point. Holy shit.
That was everything. And Joe was in Twitter and just decided to hold shit down.
Somebody got to hold shit down. Yeah.
Joe had to hold it down. And I had a blast doing it.
Damn, I forgot what I was about to say because y'all so silly. She pulled out the checkbook.
Mel, you had that ready to go, too. You old as hell.
That's the Chase checkbook. She has a bank account number on it, too.
Hold it at the grocery store. She wrote notes on it.
Oh, my God. My God.
My God. Okay.
Well, Salusa, you, Mel, no matter what. Thank you.
We got your back. Thank you.
I appreciate that. Yeah, y'all shut the fuck.
Listen, it's hot and bothered with Melissa Ford, all right? Them white bitches that we stole that name from ain't make no noise. What they did? What have they done? The original went dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Ours goesun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Yeah, come on, man.
Listen, we got a Melissa Ford and they don't. That's why it's hot and bothered with Melissa Ford.
Who cares about the bitches I took this name from? I took it, bitch. My voice is louder.
I can steal from smaller creators. Oh, that's fucked up.
Don't do that. Come on.
Hey, I do that shit. Hey, the niggas with seven views be cooking sometimes.
Give them that. Snatchies.
Snatchies. Hey, you gotta check the views.
It'll be like 25 views. No subscribers.
For months. Oh, word.
Give me that thing.

Give me. You made it a hotline.

I made it a hot song.

What you gonna do?

I'm going to hell.

You are. The jail in hell, too.

The most uncomfortable part of hell.

It ain't gonna be the poker table up there.

It's gonna be something foul.

On the more important things, right? Oh, my God. I love new metal.
I swear to God. Bitch.
Fuck y'all bitch you talking about out there. Checkbook.
Yeah. Okay.
What else is important? Do we want to talk music at all? Do we want to talk music at all? In podcast dying news, Mitch from Yachty Show seemed to imply that Yachty might be putting that podcast in the backwood as we speak. Liquid means rewind.
Liquid means gunshot means. Is that what that nigga says? I don't know.
I don't know. Liquid means rewind's funny But I know when he say it Hell's about to break loose Hey Alright Parks what happened? Oh I don't know He just tweeted to somebody Someone asked Yo what's up with the podcast And he said I think bro is rolling up that podcast In the backwood as we speak Damn man I've.
I've done that podcast. Good podcast.
I fuck with Mitch. I fuck with Yachty.
Me too. I'll tell you one thing.
A few things really quickly and then I'm moving on. Nothing is going to test your relationship with somebody like a podcast.
Facts. It's true.
And even beyond whatever turmoil they may have had, I feel like Yachty was just in a news cycle that he didn't want to be a part of for several weeks in a row for shit that he said in the pod. With the girl that was signed to him, with all the shit, all the different shit.
Drake unfollowed it. You know, it was a bunch of messy shit that came with him podcasting.
That's part. It is.
I don't care how much shit you and your little friend have been through. I don't care how many times you have stood tall, been in the trenches, gutted it out with someone.
Yeah. Nothing is going to test that relationship.
Like starting a podcast. True.
Take it from me. That's number one.
Starting a business period. True.
But podcast specifically. A business center around talking about shit and people's business.
Podcast specifically because it's such a new thing and don't nobody know what the fuck they talking about. So everybody think they know what the fuck they talking about.
Everybody does. There's too many different ways to skin a cat in this instance.
There's no path laid out that is just for certain for everyone. So there's so many just contrasting and conflicting thoughts on how to do things.
Sometimes it can be a lot of chefs in the kitchen. A lot of ego.
A lot of ego. Now we got to have that uncomfortable split conversation that we talk about artists needing to have when you go in the studio and make a song with somebody, but you never have it because it's a tough talk.
Hey, man. You need to have it early.
We was together when we did this song. You wrote this line.
I wrote this. You made this beat.
You did this snare. Let's work on the splits.
Nobody ever has it because, you know, vibing and podcast, the entire crux is vibing, maybe. Maybe.
Or that became a thing because niggas made it a thing. Salute, salute, salute.
All you niggas went and bought a couch.

Everybody out there went and bought a couch.

Since 2018, couch sales blooming.

Bloomingdale's.

Through the roof.

Niggas went to Bob's.

Ashley's furniture.

Fucking.

Way more.

Way more.

Oh, come on.

Ikea.

I see you niggas right there on the parkway pulling in for Amis.

I see you niggas. I take that next turn.
Y'all take that little U-E turn right there and get you in Ikea. Y'all not low.
They win more. Couches, tables, chairs.
Oh, my. Bit the whole set.
Yeah, everybody's vibing. That's number one.
Number two. Number two.
This one is so underrated. This one is so underrated.

Because social media

is so big, sometimes

you gotta still

follow that motherfucker you got

beef with.

This is me talking

to y'all.

As soon as you hit the unfollow

on that motherfucker that did you bad, they see it. And they say something happened right there.
I got 17 of y'all that I been wanting to unfollow for years. I cannot and will not I will have enough discipline to use my big thumb.
Mute. Put on mute? No, never the mute.
I want to see me doing better than them but I want to put my big thumb on they face. Scroll it up.
I want to be disciplined enough to mush you in the picture and scroll you to the top of where they writing notes. Oh, look what I'm eating in Cantaloupe.
Hey, all the niggas, they write the little notes in the fucking top of the chair. Oh my God, I got a flight to catch.
I'm like, y'all niggas are losers. Why y'all writing notes up to you, yo? Y'all never In the little circle.
Oh, no, oh my God. Taking Annie to school.
It's like, yo, everybody stop writing shit. To share a thought.
Yo, then we just got too much access to niggas' thoughts. Yes, yes, yes.
The internet was a mistake. We've been saying that for a while.
Anyways. Stupid niggas said I'm eating cantaloupe.
Dumb girls is up there Subbing the shit Out of niggas That shit is just there For the girls to sub you Yeah I love that my shit is empty Yo Hey I don't have an extra thought That I wanna share With you fucking Bunch of losers That shit ain't nothing I wanna eat privately Sleep privately And you share a song Think privately you can share a song too fam that shit ain't nothing but the aim away message now that it used to be back in the day everybody was getting they sub shit off or the BBL status that's when we was lit this shit here now this shit corny but that's it yo I'm not mad at having an extra thought that is wild I be at the light too sometimes like you know what what? I think this light is broke. I'm not mad at nobody's brain functioning like that.
I'm mad at me taking my phone. I'm in the world, no? To pull up whatever screen you got to get to and say.
Give them this one. Hey, y'all.
I think this light is... I think something

is wrong with this light I'm at right now.

I'll keep you posted.

Sit.

Now they got the comments on the stories,

too. Shit is...
Yeah. It's my

space. I seen some shit the other day

at a cliffhanger. He was like, if I don't

come back, they did something to me. I'm like, nigga,

I don't know you.

If they do something to you, my day is the same. Ain't altered at all.
Oh, they did something to a homeboy. God damn.
Yeah. Like, what in the fuck? Hives are ruining the nation.
All of y'all with platforms. My algorithm made me watch Aiden Ross have a problem getting in Dave and Buster's.
Oh, he... I said, yo, yo, I can make sense out of leaving here.
Just playing it. Yo, we be so mourning niggas that die.
Like, huh? What are they missing? Niggas that die, what the fuck are they missing here? Give away message. Ops is going through drama.
Crisis is going up. Your friend going to do fuck shit.
Your enemy, y'all, make amends 10 years down the line. Everybody dies.
There's nothing happening. Do some real estate shit.
Have some kids. Hopefully they don't be bums on the street in 42nd Street

and your job is done. And

your joys of life.

When you get older, your kids look at you, don't

give a fuck about you.

This whole shit is a trap.

Your kid is going to watch you

be 80 and chuck you

the deuces. I'm here to

tell you, the other

podcasters are lying.

They

don't care for your whole life.

That's true.

That is. That's true.
It's fucked up.

It's fucked up.

You got two of them niggas is about

36.

Maybe. I know I'm stretching it.

Their kids is busy. Don't let your kid be cute

or have a talent or a gift. Yeah, anything.
Now you at the games. Nigga, you ain't been there.
You ain't been nowhere. Hey, some of these NBA, the NBA young kids is a young kid epidemic.
The young kids ain't letting their moms come to the games. Smart.
Smart. Why not? I'm telling you.
Moms are fun. Because moms is 30.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, got it. Niggas are hit moms.
Nigga, every shooting guard on this team will pop moms. Yeah.
And I know mom. I'm old enough to know dad's side of the story now.
Yeah. And it's some vets on this team.
Vets. I'm totally off on a tangent.
I met 77 uncles my whole entire life. I'm totally off on a tangent here I met 77 uncles my whole entire life I'm totally off on a tangent right now You cooking though? None of this is, I'm sorry No, no, no No, no, no, no, please You there That was wild It was real shit though Rest in peace to the podcast And congratulations on the new podcast Thank you Yeah,.
Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
That's where we're at. That's where we started from.
Man, you can't fuck with Mel. Oh, all right.
Let's move on. What else? All right, and music.
I like that you do that. It's messy.
I'm messy. I like it, though.
I like it, though. I'm messy, but I also do it with the understanding that, you know, people be engagement farming.
Oh, yeah. and I'm good.
I like it though. I'm messy, but I also do it with the understanding that, you know, people be engagement farming.
And I'm good. And I like that too.
Like some of the good content creators, and I do think Mandy is a good content creator. They do understand what comes with good content creation.
And that's this. That's engagement farming.
That's throwing some shit out there and being passive aggressive and saying, oh, I didn't do that. Why y'all saying that? But if it applies, like, I love the game.
I love the game within the game. Like, you gotta be, it's not for the thin skin.
It's not for the thin skin. And you play with the right people because I, you know, Mandy can, she can take it.
Now, I told you outside, when it get real messy, I tap out. Yeah.
I'm pretending. I like pretend mess.
See, that's why I don't like it. Because it's pretend? No.
No, because it has the ability to go left. You can't stop it to say, oh, I only wanted to go this far.
Yeah, sometimes you can't stop the training. Sure you can.
To take two to tango, you are responsible for your portion of the tango. Correct.
But if you start being messy playing with that person

and they want to take it to that point where you want to

stop. They want to keep dancing.
Oh, then I got to be mature.

But that's your fault.

Then I got to be mature. That's your fault.

If we both started something. Now I'm going to let you look crazy.

We both started playing. If you go too crazy,

you're going to look crazy. If you go too

crazy, you're going to look crazy. So do it.

If I'm totally silent. If you can't

control your emotions on it, that's on you. If we started something being funny and messy and then you get out of pocket, yeah, that's your fault.
I ain't going to lie. I'm not going to lie to y'all like I don't love this part of podcasting.
I do. I know you do.
I absolutely do. This is shit.
Oh, okay. No, no, no.
That's not what we're saying. I'm mad now it's too peaceful.
I'm watching Mel go through all this shit on the sidelines. I'm like man Give me something Somebody tag me in No I didn't I didn't get nothing Nobody's giving me anything I'm Podzilla They won't throw my way They walk me at the plate Look I remember when Schoolboy Q was saying that shit about me on Twitter.

You just can't wait.

You,

oh, here's an opportunity

I could jump in.

You are going to jump in

and be messy.

It ain't got nothing

to do with pie.

I don't want that to be.

I could make an argument

that Mel's kind of getting

some of the trickle down

of your shit.

I would be able

to rebut that.

Okay.

Rather smoothly, but I'm not mad at it. But it'd be.
I'm not mad at it. You need a squad.
No, for real. You need a squad.
What's up? I'm with you. I'm with you.
You think that, what's the rebuttal? I'm interested. Because he, there is an argument to be made for what he's saying.
Well, that's going to always be valid because I'm such a polarizing presence. Well, not only that.
It's just, I mean, besides that.

Sporane shit.

Not the argument, but the additive to that is you also are such a polarizing presence that much of it is you.

Okay.

Yes, you have some from me.

Mm-hmm.

Everybody here has some from me.

Yeah.

But a lot of yours, you so ill with the joust.

Bitches hate you because it shit you. It's you, too.
They hate you because you were sitting next to me. You shouldn't be sitting next to me.
Like, wow. But they hate you because of, I mean, it's you, this little Canadian.
Yeah. Yeah.
I understand. I understand.
That would be my response. If I had to look at me, I'd hate me, too.
Oh, you just on your shit today. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing, actually.
I'm fasting. That little breakfast prep celery shit you be eating.
It's called discipline. You had something.
Your checkers for breakfast. Maybe a soul or two.
Yo, dog, if you are going to checkers for breakfast out there, go to the doctor. Fix yourself up.
Even though that champ burger on the late night, it ain't much better than it. Now, you will die at checkers because wherever a checkers is, she is not the best place to be.
They're going to shoot you. Yeah.
But that champ is worth life. I can't think of a good checkers.
Now did you say that? Y'all ran it through my brain that fast? I don't know where good checkers is. It's not a checkers.
No, we're good. Watch your mouth.
That ain't a good checkers to be at. Watch your mouth, though.
What was the one right by where we used to, my total? Oh, that was the one that would kill me. That's the one that would kill me.
Over there. Throwing Patterson? Yes.
We just get me out of here. Hey, yo, you know, it's so infamous, the audience know the checkers I'm talking about.
That checkers in Patterson. You will die and there's a line so you gotta wait and die.
And it's mad skin. That little...
You can't get out of there. You gotta be Jeff Gordon to get out of here.
It's a race car track. Perfectly set up for you to be lined up while you order the milk jig and the champ.
That Jersey City Checkers. And just so happen to always be there late night.
Super, super late night. Because that's where you want to go.
Yeah. When you're going to die.
You don't want to go to checkers in the afternoon. Late night.
I'm not going to lie to you. That shit hit.
That shit is amazing. Checkers and Molly together? Never mind.
I used to go. I handed an application to checkers.
Wait, when? Yeah. Yo, shut up.

Checkers ain't for when.

When did you handle this? We didn't want to.

Why is everything so funny to y'all?

No, because I just need to know when you did it.

What year?

I was a teenager.

Oh, okay.

One teenage year.

This is when 14, 15, 18?

19?

Which checkers? Yeah, I want to say probably 18. You was rapping by the 19? Which checkers?

Yeah, I want to say...

You was rapping by the 18th?

Well, I was rapping at 14.

Yeah.

I wasn't rapping professionally.

By 18, 19?

No.

You were trying.

You were like...

Wasn't he mixing?

No, not at all.

That happened at 21, 22, 20.

I think I was 23 when my debut album.

23 when my debut album came out. Okay, all right.
So I'm 16, 17, 18, 20. I think I was 23 when my debut album.
23 when my debut album came out.

Okay, all right.

So I'm 16, 17, 18,

somewhere in that window.

It's that weird window

when you've dropped out of school,

you don't quite understand

the workforce

and putting money

in your pocket yet,

but you got to get the fuck

out of your mom's house

so she wants you

to just go put an application

anywhere

and the temp agency

ain't really fucking with you

and there's that fight

in the house

and it boils down to,

nigga, take your ass Thank you. fuck out of your mom's house, so she wants you to just go put an application anywhere.
And the temp agency ain't really fucking with you

and there's that fight in the house

and it boils down to, nigga, take your ass

to McDonald's. Champ

anywhere. Get out.

Get out. So I went to Champs

and I handed in a... Checkers.

I mean, checkers. And I handed

an application. I handed one into that same

McDonald's on

Commutipore and I came back home and said

Ma, I filled out applications all

over the world and we'll see what happens.

And that brought

you about a week before she came?

I never got either job. If I worked at Checkers

I don't remember and it lasted for a day.

Because at that point I think

I was trying to sell drugs too so my plan

was to sell drugs out the window

of Checkers.

It's not a bad plan. That is wildly enterprising.
It's not a bad plan. For a clumsy nigga, it's a bad plan.
Nigga, it's not a bad plan if you know what you're doing. Yo, dog, I was getting high with everybody in Jersey City, and they all was coming to fucking checkers.
So let me ask you this. So wait, you're getting high, and you're gonna sell it? No, I'm not gonna get high at work, but I'm gonna sell drugs at Checkers.
So when the fiends come up on foot, what you gonna tell them? Get the fuck out of here. See, I'm not talking about fiends.
You gotta get some fries, too. You gotta order something.
You gotta get a car. You can't walk through the drive- walk through the drive-thru.
Fiends is part of why I didn't sell drugs long. Because I was still bougie.
That was a few other things. You got that above the rim? Some of them niggas shouldn't have been talking to me.
What are we talking about? I'm not going to stand here at 8 o'clock in the morning while I'm supposed to be in school talking to you. Nigga, that means mom is right and I have failed.
Because I was friends with some of the fiends.

How you want to be selective of the drug head?

That's about the fiends.

If you in the hood, you friends with the town.

There's a town fiend everybody knows that's at the highway.

A bunch of them.

You want to sign up.

For sure.

You know him.

Yeah.

That was Larry Fush.

Shout out to Larry.

I felt bad.

I saw Esau.

Esau Crackhead, another one. I seen him the other day.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, let's clap it up. Yeah, come on.
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Let's go, Knicks. I mean, y'all can go.
No. I ain't feeling as jovial as y'all on this.
It looks like Minnesota traded Carl Anthony Towns over to the Knicks in exchange for Julius Randle and Dante DiFincenzo. And my stomach has not stopped turning ever since.
I'm in a real... I'm sick, y'all.
I met you at the bar and you look really sick that night over that trailer. Hey, if I didn't have this beautiful Cabo tan, I would look pale.
If I didn't have this fucking luxurious Cabo tan that I got, I would look sick, pale, lacking my normal melanin. Underprivileged, underserved.
I am stunned by this. It hurts every time I search Nix.
And boy, have I been searching. You don't believe he's going to help? I don't know.
I don't know if Carl Anthony Towns is going to help. I have no prediction about how the Knicks will do on court because there's too many other new players.

I didn't know what they were going to look like before.

Yeah.

So please be clear.

I am going to root Knicks always because I'm Knick to my soul.

But I don't feel good about the trade.

I feel like Julius Randle and Dante embodied what the Knicks would have liked to represent, which is a certain toughness, a certain bully ball type of no matter what club, we won't back down odds stacked against us. And they performed that way when they were on the court.
So to replace some of the heart and soul of your team, even though that's probably Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart, but to replace some of the heart and soul of your team with Cat who kind of embodies a softness or everything that is anti-New York, it hurts. I'm not saying that he won't perform well.
I'm not saying that it's not a better fit with Jalen Brunson and the new crop of Knicks. But as a diehard Knick fan, it's like it's not just the championship, but it's like how you get the championship.
So for y'all today to be seemingly mirroring what the Celtics did with Porzingis at the five just would have been nice to see them try to get it their way. I wanted to see what Dante and Juliusius look like with bridges and a healthy and an ob and a healthy mitchell robinson so essentially what you're saying is because if mitchell robinson never gets hurt maybe this trade doesn't get done if if hartenstein never leaves then maybe this trade doesn't get done so now you in a pickle because you don't have no five entering the season.
You need someone. And you need somebody.
So I understand that aspect of it. And I get why Minnesota would want to get up off of this.
Minnesota, heavy, heavy, heavy contract. And you've got young rising stars who seem like they need the room to grow and explore without the nine-year veteran here.
So I get their side of this. Do you think I paid too much? No.
Even with the draft

picking? No, not at all. Not at all.
He'll be underpaid

in a matter of years. It's not the

money. This is not a money thing.

The cap is going to rise

exponentially in the

next three years. When I say paid,

I just mean y'all gave up too much. That's all.

Y'all don't think y'all gave up too much for him? I didn't want to see Dante

go, but coming off the best season he's ever

had in his life,

coming to him and saying, hey, maybe you get a reduced role

because Bridges is here, maybe he's not the happiest with that.

I would have never wanted to see him in that trade, ever.

I think our bench is weaker.

I think we have one of the best starting fives in the league,

but with the bench, I think you need a bench.

I don't know.

I don't feel good about it.

You think it's identity loss? Identity loss. I think we lose on the bench.
I think our starting five is great, but there are some injury issues in there. I don't think we deep enough to survive that.
If Cat goes down, I never want to see Jericho Sims. Let me ask you.
I say that with respect. He's developing.
Shout out to the Knicks for developing players. Shout out to the Knicks for this team looking totally different today than it did last year and years before.
Shout out to them for finally making a move where it looked like, alright, we all in there. That's what you want to see from a team or organization.
I've never really seen that in a Dolan led Knick organization. So kudos to them for that.

I have season tickets.

I'm going to enjoy every game, and I'm certainly going to root for Cat and everybody out there.

But I'm going to miss Julius Randle and Dante DiVincenzo.

I am.

I just like, I like, to me, Tibbs is going to be able to pull something out of him that maybe other coaches want.

This trade all relies on Tibbs for me.

It's all on Tibbs to get Cat to play like out of him that maybe other coaches want. This trade all relies on Tibbs for me.
It's all on Tibbs

to get Cat to play like

we like New York players

to play. He's coached him before.
You have to think

that he signed off on this.

But man,

man. I think Julius

just represented such a mismatch

for opposing teams. Like there was

nothing nobody on the Pacers could do with him.

There was nothing nobody on the Celtics

could do with him. I saw it too many times.

So we lose that mismatch and I'm looking forward to seeing what we gain with Cap being on the floor and the spacing and the shooting and all of the shit they talk about. But it just got to be ready.
If Minnesota media might have been a problem. Oh yeah.
Buddy buckle your buckle your seatbelt. That's all I'm saying.
He might come out here and he might have needed a new scenery. Yeah, that's true.
I don't know. I don't know enough about him because I've never fucked with.
It's a different scenery. But he might have needed a new scenery.
Not this one. He's from here.
He's coming with a lot of pressure. He from here.
He was here when he wasn't rich. And he got tough niggas on his team.
There's tough niggas on his team. OG is tough and OG is probably going to guard a lot of fives on most nights.
He probably will. He has a coach that is going to make him tough enough.
That coach is not going to let him just come over here and give us all skill. He's going to have to play with some heart.
I'm happy that we get to see Cat versus Embiid a lot more. Yeah.
Is Mitchell Roberts healthy? No. No.
He won't be here in February. We're trading him.
That matters. He's getting traded.
I don't even know how I feel about that. I don't know.
I got to see what the team looks like. I'll be there.
I'll be at the game. And y'all know I'm Nick to my soul.
Do I feel good about the trade? No, I don't feel good about the trade. I don't.
And I think Minnesota's going to do well. Minnesota going to kill.
I think both sides win this game. I mean, win this trade on a basketball side of things.
On paper, yeah. On paper, I think both sides do better.
But damn, it just hurts. It hurts.
It hurts. The harder the team is Tibbs.
That's where it starts. It's the style of play.
I think Cat is going to be so pivotal for Brunson, whereas I think Brunson and Randle, they both needed the ball to be successful. They both pounded air out the ball.
So you can't have Randle doing what he's doing and Brunson being the game. I think Cat playing the wing, he's a monster.
He might be one of the best big men shooters in the league, if not the best. Probably the best.
Yo, bro, that just makes shit a layup. No pun intended for Brunson.
I knew there was trouble in the water when Julius didn't sign his extension, when he tweeted, yo, the truth will be revealed soon. When I did Jeff T podcast, that was the 520 podcast.
That was, and they told me to name the starting lineup. I was like, oh shit, we got starting lineup issues now with OG getting the big contract.
Julius is not going to play at the three and Bridges ain't a two. There you go.
And Bridges play way more deep. So Bridges is at the three.
Way more deep. OG is at the four and you're're not extending the guy I think Julius gets all the credit in the world for coming here when nobody would come here he had his two all NBA seasons here he made this shit look fun he made it attractive he was a bad shot maker as much as we were frustrated he rose us to he got us there he was the start of us getting to us getting to the playoffs.
And I can't wait for that Minnesota game so I can stand up and salute Julius Randle and Dante for what they did. For what they did.
Like, I feel so passionate about it. If we won a ring, I would give them a ring.
And I'm down to go bet at least 20 that we get to the final. what? 20, don't tell me that y'all get to the NBA finals? yeah, you gotta do it you gotta do it y'all got a good shot y'all got a good shot, I think y'all do when I start looking at the East and what they've, I like, I like, I like the Knicks chances before this trade and barring health, I'm confident in what they'll do in the court.
I'm curious to see how it's going to look. That's what I go to.
That's it. I go to health.
I'm trusting in Leon who hasn't done wrong since he got here. He need to get executive of the decade for the job that he's done turning his team around.
Yeah. I'm going to trust that he's seen something and knows what he's doing.
That's it. But yeah, I would have easily go bet that 20 on the Knicks.
At least to the conference final. At least to the conference final.
That seemed like an easy bet to make. ESPN got him for 45 wins.
It seemed like an easy bet that that's an over. But whatever.
Got to see what happens with other teams injury-wise. Philly going to have a problem.
Someone on there is not playing. Injury? Yeah.
All right. I hear the vagina drying up out there.
I can hear it. Boy, it just sound like a fucking duster buster.
Yeah, it's drying out there. We dropped early last week, so we didn't really get to discuss music music I'm only here to tell you that the Leon Thomas album is amazing I want to say a cult classic I don't even know who the cult is no it ain't I got ears I'm gifted in that manner I can listen It's fine.
He went absolutely bonkers on this project. For me, it feels different.
The cover looks different. He got a dog on there and some masochist.
What's this? Shadominatrix shit with the dog. The album is called Mud.
So you know I love it. You absolutely know

Joe Budden loves it, the mud I am.

Every song

is right on concept. You know I

absolutely love it with the mud I am and have been.

Huh?

Where a nigga just getting his shit

off? To Shorty Do-Womp?

Where's my phone? Go ahead,

talk to these niggas. It was funny because

I've been seeing him around, circulating through the industry. That's hate.
No, no, no. But I never took the time to actually listen to the music.
I knew he was a talented guy. So when this came across, I said, let me listen.
And I was amazed. Like, I felt like I was behind on finding out about a dope artist because then when I went and listened to this, I went and listened back to some other projects

he did and those were fire too.

So yeah, salutes to him.

I know Leon Thomas to be more of a traditional

R&B act and his albums

give me that.

This album, it sounds like he went

and got some hip-hop shit and had enough of this chick.

I can't tell

if he had enough of her or he wants her back

and that's my favorite love album. The chick you want back Is the chick that you had enough of Yeah, the emotional shit Go dance with some demons Now, all of these guys That are putting out new heat They got an interlude that you think should have been a song I hate that that was always the thing though

back in the days

same shit

yeah that was the shit

I'm gonna play

not my standouts

from the album

cause that's what

Sleepers is for

that dancing with demons

look at you

fuck out of here

I'll let you have it

that's not mine

Sleeper

it's alright

alright I'm bugging

Thank you. Fuck out of here.
I'll let you have it.

That's not mine, sleeper.

It's all right.

All right, I'm bugging.

Hold up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Brand new Leon Thomas in your phone right this second.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. This Ioh.
Uh-oh.

This I Know You rappers is trash.

He couldn't do this.

No way you could put this out.

And I not have a smooth 24 about an X I can't stand.

Somebody would have to get it.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Here it go. Somebody would have to get it Oh my god, oh my god

This beat is crazy.

Let it rock, let it rock I been down for a minute, strong, wait a minute, strong for a minute, you a song Wait a minute, strong for a minute, I won't come for a minute, baby, come on, don't Run, run, run, run, run I see the glass half empty when it's red I didn't wait for a minute, you don't do this, you said it all right I see the glass half empty when it's red I'm from a gift That's the dog, dog, dog Yeah, I'm not playing my standout Can you hear it? I'm just giving y'all a little, you know what I mean, quick little dose of that Leon. But when you're on the west side of the highway or cruising somewhere, you know what I mean? Hey.
Lights low, lights low. Hey.
She said take your time.'s get back to the music

Let's get back to it

Hey Hey!

Yo, you know when you hear songs and know that niggas had fun making it?

You hear them.

Yeah, yeah.

For sure. She said take your time No I said baby I'm a dog I'm a money I'm a dog I'm a money No credit all the money Listen man That shit is heat My sleeper probably will be from the Leon Thomas project But that project is incredible Yeah Salute to Ty Ty He's involved in it, right? He's on his label.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

That's fire.

Just everything you played sounded fire to me.

Oh, you listen to this yet?

That's my sleeper.

No, no, no.

That Ty Dolla $ign.

That is my sleeper.

That record that they got off on, they let that chick know about herself.

You know what I mean?

You was wearing the same purse every day before I met you.

You were stealing niggas' Netflix passwords when I met you.

Act right.

They went crazy on that record.

It feel good to be able to have another male R&B artist project that we can champion.

I feel like Lucky has been one of those people and maybe a few other people outside of it.

But it feel good today to have some male R&B niggas kicking ass.

Sure. Speaking of Lucky Day, has anybody here heard that new Mario record? Yes.
I haven't. But I got it here.
You got it? Before you play it, I mean, do we have credits on this? Did D-Miles do this? No, this is James Fauntleroy is the writer and I forgot to produce his name, but it's not D-Miles.

Thanks.

Yeah.

All right, it's Fauntleroy, so we got to treat this with some respect.

And it's Mario, so we got to treat it.

100%.

Yeah.

But when I saw Imani in the hookah spot, one of the first things I said was the new Mario record is giving me Lucky Day vibes.

And a little, a tiny bit Bruno vibes as well. Which is also Lucky Day vibes.
Right. Okay, yeah, yeah.
And I guess a lot of fans said the same thing. Because he responded to that.
Because he responded, I want to find a response before I play the record just out of respect for who Mario B because he didn't seem very happy with the comp. He sounds great on it no matter what,

but yeah,

I wasn't happy.

Of course I can't find this shit.

Go ahead and play the song.

All right.

It's good to see you again.

I ain't seen you in a while. Not bad, B.

Hey.

Beat is funky. Come on in my face Bet you made it by space I know we've been here before Time to switch up the mood This ain't bad People didn't say it was bad They just made the comparisons When you wear that fragrance I adore This of the door This ain't bad This ain't bad No it's not bad And it might be unfair To get that comparison Because a lot of what D.
Miles and Lucky does Could be attributed to James Hardenroy So if this is just James giving Mario his style, this is just Mario just getting that from James. Doesn't mean that he had to take that from D-Miles on Lucky Day.
It seems like sonically they're all passing down each other the same kind of sonics in some ways. It kind of happens, the songwriters.
Yeah, I was going to say, maybe this is just a moving trend in terms of the sound and just artists are jumping on it James Fauntleroy is him and if he submitted the song then he liked it you're gonna record it yeah yeah I'm not mad at this I'm gonna offer some pushback to that one go ahead as big Mel said earlier I could steal your shit if I'm more popping that's true so even if that's Fauntleroy's sound, James Fauntleroy is a writer behind the scene that the casual fan has no idea about his genius, his pen, his style. That's true.
Okay. Lucky Day and label and team are effectively branding this sound as theirs.
So even if it's not... They may be, but that's unfair because that sound has been around for a minute.
In recent R&B, who has done it? Frank Ocean. Justin Timberlake.
Is that a joke? I just said in recent R&B and you said Frank Ocean. Touche.
That's what I'm saying. You're right.
Frank could come out right now and say, all you niggas Are my sons Yeah Yes And then I guess That gives more Credence to Fauntleroy Saying all you niggas Are my sons Yeah my grandkids Currently Mainstream If you're a mainstream R&B act Mario and his team Have to know That there's gonna be Some people to say this sounds like Lucky Day very successful album that algorithm album toured it I changed my look I changed my haircut the video even the Mario video kinda yeah looks a little like edgy and Mario's my man I don't I don't have nothing bad to say about Mario not at all you just gotta be aware of this stuff of this stuff. For all we know, he could look at it and say, yeah, I see you.
You got a sound that's popping. And I think I could do it better.
That's wrong. Because I'm married.
Because I'm Mario. That's wrong.
Why is that wrong, though? You shouldn't do that. That's wrong.
That's a good point, Ice. Why is that wrong? If I truly in my heart believe I'm a better artist than you, and I don't want to call it pioneering, but you have a sound that no one else is really doing right now.
And I say, oh, that's what they want? I know I could do that better than that. You sound like him doing her.
I also feel like in the world of music where you're purchasing beats and especially songs, it's like collecting art pieces. Like, oh, I want a Fauntleroy.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't care what y'all think about this.
I want a Fauntleroy. But when you're copping a Fauntleroy that the rest of the world doesn't know is a Fauntleroy and they see it as a lucky day, then you're not copping a Fauntleroy.
But that's not why you collect art. That's not true.
You don't want the world to know it's a Fauntleroy until they come in and be like, yo, what the fuck is that? Yeah, but not even that. That's not why true collectors collect anything for everybody else's understanding they collect it because they know the value they have assigned the value to that piece of art and they want it for themselves and if everybody figures it out then they do but that's not the reason that people cop art dog mario for me his entire career has been when he puts a lead single out, people are chasing his sound.
And that's from, I want to know your name, man. I want to know if you got a man.
Shit, when fucking Neo first single dropped, niggas was like, give him a little Mario. Not knowing that he wrote.
Yeah, that's just what he wrote. One of Mario's biggest songs.
The fucking, the slow shit. Love it, love it, love it.
I hated that song. Why would you want a break? They've always kind of chased him.
I've never heard a Mario single and said, oh, that's Mario sound like something. I've always said it the other way around.
But Joe, if he's playing the game. Even with the Nicki shit.
Let you be somebody I'm already I never thought of Mario. Y'all don't play with Mario.
How long ago was that though? A little while ago. So if you're playing an algorithm game now and you want to get on these playlists and you want to get circulated within that group and that's the sound that's rocking you might just start doing that sound.
I'm not mad at that but just know that you're jacking a nigga who is a top billboard act who is a lot of money behind the single and that sound went went around the world. When it come back, they're going to say, that's homeboy sound.
I want to slow down on the jacking, and that's homeboy sound, because with how close this is to Lucky Day's project, there's a very good chance that he had this record too. That's true.
It was just waiting for him to get out the way. That is true.
Possible. Likely.
Possible. I'm only saying you have to deal with the popularity of an artist.
Cool. Yeah.
I think, and I'm going to say this because of something Mario said himself on Instagram where somebody pointed out that they think he's jacking Lucky's vibe. And he said, yeah, I seen him live, 60% good vocals, 40% auto-tune.
Don't hate the truth, but Mario give you raw vocals every time, and I'm a fan. And I hate to tell you.
So now, to me, hold on, hold on. That nigga Mario is cocky, bro.
Exactly. He don't play.
So now, if I see you doing this, and it's working, and I'm like, oh, first off, that lane ain't crowded, and if I get in that lane knowing who I am and what I could do, yeah, move over. Hey, guess what? I'm jumping over that, but nah.
That's not the way. Dang it.
That's not the way. And he should, listen, Mario should be able to say whatever because he vocally is that nigga.
If Mario makes the better song then Lucky Day has the better song just because of the money and the marketing that goes behind it. It's not an artistry thing once you get into the song and selling the song.
And Mario always try to lean on yo I sing better than the field hey you do but now when you walk in the studio and it's time to make a song that is inclusive of all the people that can't really sing true but some niggas that's what matters to them yeah for the real music fans I don't probably give a fuck about the market and we care about the song we sit up here all day and and say, I don't care what this person sold and what that person sold. This was a better rapper.
That's a better song there. So he can feel the same way.
I'm buying any Mario project that comes out no matter how it sounds. This sounded great to me.
Because he's on that list to me. He's with my Lloyd.
He's with my people that's going to produce a quality project no matter what. I'm just saying it shouldn't have been a shock to him when people came back.
That's all I'm saying. He has the right and the longevity and the artistry to do whatever the fuck he want to do.
Lucky hasn't existed in this brand of R&B long enough for me to get on. This is moment.
Yeah, I agree with that part. And I do know Mario and Neo are going on tour with Mary J.
Mario says, I've been making my real music since I was 14, LOL. You have no idea what my unreleased music sounds like.
Even my first album, niggas wasn't making songs like Braid My Hair with Harps, Dreamy Strings, and 808s. Yeah, I agree.
I just said that. Listen to Dancing Shadows.
See, I don't think many people heard that, but me. Lucky is dope, but not only can and do I make real music, I make music sonically that explores different sounds of R&B in an effortlessly manner.
But I get what your ear has been currently accustomed to. See, that's what I'm saying.
I appreciate your support had to remind you what it is that's what I'm saying alright it sounds like he knows that yeah he know got it shout out to Mario shout out to Lucky Day yeah shout out to Imani October hey it's October now yeah I know I don't want no beef with none of you niggas there you go yeah there you go I just want to put up my music get up and get out the way I just want to put on my music and be in peace with the Lord. Smart man.
And hit a stage whenever I decide to hit a stage. Just make it a little slap.
Don't say little shit. Yo, listen.
Y'all been playing with me up here the past couple of pods. I'm joking, but I'm the biggest Imani fan on earth.
I'm going to turn up on you. You know we fucking with you.
I'm the biggest Imani fan. I don't want you to think there's no hate over here.
All right, that's love. You saw me hug an ex by the fucking pool with the lights on for hours with a blanket on Molly to some good old Amari.
Nigga, you a legend to me. You got a special place in my heart.
That I messed up video. You seen what we did after this.
Come on, man. Hey, they thought it was just a video we was talking.
What the fuck wrong with them, man?

Salutes to Mario.

Look at that little smile you do when you think about your heyday.

That was my heyday?

Yeah, it was my heyday. I would say it was your heyday.

Yeah.

My heyday.

I've been thinking I got a new heyday upon me, but energy and age and...

I think I do.

I think I do. You don't even know where to go.
It's a different heyday. Not in music, but I think I do have a new heyday of experiencing the industry and everything different.
Yeah, for sure. Good luck with that.
Good luck with what? That was hate. That was mad hate.
I'm not saying that. I'm saying my hey is in the barn.
I wasn't saying... Oh, you're saying you paid out.
Hay is over. Nah.
Bad. Fuck off.
I wasn't dissing you. I'm not mad.
I'm not mad at the hay day being over. Hell yeah.
Every time she say you on top, I got to muster up some energy from my 20s. That's what I'm talking about.
I got to pull from when I was 27 years old. I don't want no hay, no grass, no nothing, nigga.
I'm good.

Speaking of hay.

My guys,

oh man,

y'all being here is making me sad,

yo.

Wow.

That means something

going on?

My older brother is here.

The Port Boy is down here.

Dash is here.

Kyle is here.

Kyle is my man

on a whole nother level now.

That's my guy right there.

These brothers,

my brothers are longshoremen.

I've been watching the news. The Port Pse.
They on strike. Yep.
These brothers would not be here normally, but they got free time. So now they're coming to check us out.
And let me tell y'all, I support y'all in whatever the fuck y'all are fighting for. It's in my blood that I'm with the shits.
I'm with a strike. You always with a strike.
Everybody is watching the musicians saying, stupid, I'll show you. I'll show you how it's done.
So the shoremen and the ports, at least on the eastern seaboard or whatever. From Maine to Texas, right? Yeah.
We got them here. They don't want to tell us.
They shook. They trying to get their money.
They don't want to tell us. From Maine to Texas.
Where's it from? Where at? You come say it, Dad. It's the way you told me last night.
From Maine to Texas. Come tell me.
Don't lose your job, though. But say it.
Tell me what that is. So from Maine to Texas, Bahamas and Puerto Rico, all the peers are on strike.
Jesus Christ. Everything shut down.
That's cars. That's bars.
Perishables. Perishables.
Car parts believe is 77% of Eric Dander comes to the US comes in through us so give these niggas what they want man what are y'all asking for that I can't talk about I. Got it.
Got it. I saw it on TV.
Thank you, Dash. They won a 77% raise over the next six years.
Pay him. You going? Pay him.
Pay him. I mean, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Them niggas already make too much money. Fuck it, you guys hate.
They're my niggas. Them niggas getting it.
Whoa. They're my niggas.
man? I love it. That was crazy.
That shit's my man.

My man man.

That was crazy.

Yeah, so you want your man to make it.

I want my man to eat.

Look, he in competition.

Aha.

Aha.

Aha.

What about everybody?

He ain't going to do it with anybody.

No, I'm not.

Not even remotely.

I want y'all to get whatever y'all are fighting for.

I did read some of this shit.

It does look really, really important. I'm going to go watch The Wire season, too.
I Uber Eats dinner every night anyway. So I'm not going to a supermarket.
And my car, I'm getting this in Elizabeth. I just got approved.
I'm cool. They said them niggas, I think it's $50 billion a month.
It's some outrageous number that it's going to cost the country if they don't. $5 billion a day.
Wait, what did you say? So $150 billion a month is what it's going to cost. Yo, that's my favorite part about a strike.
Honestly. And that's just my favorite part about business.
It's learning the audacity of some people. Hey, some niggas you play with.
It's some niggas you pick to fight, you know you're going to beat them up. I personally wouldn't play with the people at the ports that are responsible for all of us just living this worry-free life.
Them niggas at the ports had that job for 30, 40, 50 years. They all friends, so their group chat is like the Freemasons.
Their group chat is like, yo, nigga had Pier 17 playing. I was in Costco yesterday.
I'm in Costco yesterday. They fighting over the water.
They fighting over the water in the toilet. I forgot all about the shit.
I'm like, yo, what's the big deal? They're like, you know, the strike, the strike. Niggas had six and seven cases of water in their cart.
Nigga, I went to the hookah spot and asked for a bottle of water, and the blue Saratoga that normally come out was a green Perrier or some shit. I was like, oh, y'all playing with my level of bougie.
This nigga went to them. Yo, you think I ordered bottle of water to get some Perrier, which you putting ice in it, nigga? Where is the Saratoga Aquapana?

Perrier is a good water.

No, I'm cool.

Don't send me a green bottle

with that big-ass Irish-looking sticker.

Saratoga's better.

That's what you worried about in the whole street shit.

I think Saratoga's better than Perrier.

It is way better.

And I think Aquapana's better than Perrier.

Perrier, I'm not paying $6.99 for Perrier.

I did, though.

You are? I'm talking shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm bored. It ain't much.
I like Perrier. It ain't chump.
But no, back to the port shit. It's important.
They said that one month of them being on strike, the country will take six months to recover for one month of them. How long have y'all been on strike? To start it today.
To start it today. To start it today.
To start it today. Oh, day one.
Oh, this this one be quick. Just give them what they want.
Oh, man, wait. We have you back here.
Wait till you niggas get introduced to side chicks. Y'all got time to play around now, huh? Hey.
They fucking with me. Hey, the Lord's show.
I'm going to get some side chicks. He said, nigga, last.
Hey, your man. We're going to get there, man.
Hey, nigga. They got him down there, too.
Not my brother. Not on the pier.
Not my older brother. Shut up.
Not on the pier. Damn, he's down there.
What they call a pier lizard lot? A lot lizard. Damn.
What they call them? Yo, can y'all stop interviewing the niggas that's striking? They're supposed to be low. But that is a good question.
I'm interested to know what the name is for the lizard lots. The lot lizards.
Or lot The hangout on the pier. Suck you off behind this fucking truck over here.
Behind the containers. Barnacles.
Barnacles. Oh, man.
That's hilarious. Y'all probably can't say, but I'm looking at the looks of y'all faces.
None of y'all look desperate or too concerned. They don't look at all.
This nigga's dad's got his chain on. On vacation.
On the first day of Christ, he can't cut to everything. Five billion a day.
This ain't going to last long. If I were responsible for five billion a day, you really couldn't tell me nothing either.
Hey, nigga. Hey, enjoy that Listerine.
It will be no more Listerine in America. Some niggas said, we can get dressed today.
We going outside. Outside, nigga.
What? For real. Shit, them having too much time will make it rough for some other niggas.
Shh. Yeah.
Y'all keep playing. Yeah.
That's where the real drop is about to start. Keep playing.
My brother will join the YMCA Basketball Youth League. My brother will go join a tournament, nigga.
They can start finding themselves and do the things they love again. Yo, I hope y'all get paid.
I really do. Salute to the barnacle.
You got to pay them. That poor shit is crazy They came up already They ain't where they at though Them niggas They came up to 50 Nah you already said it They negotiated to 50% What'd he say? He said he gonna come work for you Oh low wages Hey he ain't What's the name of your business? I don't know I don't know.
I don't know nothing. His business.
He wouldn't even write that shit on a white truck. He didn't.
He wouldn't even write it on a white truck. Just pull up.
Yo, I can fix it. Yo, I can fix it.
Yo, I got it. Yo, I can fix it, LLC.
I got it. I got it.
I got you, LLC. Oh, man.
Oh, man. Hey, y'all niggas, go stock up on your Frosted Flicks.
You better hurry. I don't want to do that shit.
I don't want to get back to fighting on toilet paper, man. What do I need from the port? I got the bidet, though.
Mad shit. You don't know that that shit come through the port.
Mad shit. He said 70% of shit.
I wipe my ass with my hand, nigga. We take it for granted, yo.
I do that anyway with these fucking white sheets. He fucks me up.
After I do the tissue, I do a little hand check. What? TMI.
And you be Bucky? Yes. And you don't.
You're right. At your big age.
I know. Get naked and out.
Feel good about your body. I'm good.
Look in the mirror and feel good about yourself. I shit don't got nothing to do with that.
Nigga got pajamas. This nigga sleeping on a white sheet's Bucky.
You go to that part of Nordstrom. Wait, you can't sleep? What's wrong with that? I mean, you can, but...
Nigga said he do the hand test after he wipe. Those are podcasts.
That's a little while. That's a little while.
All right, those are podcast jokes. But you, with actually not being able to be naked at home, it does say something about your personality.
It don't say nothing, nigga. When I was 150 pounds, I wasn't walking around naked.
I know, but today... I'm not walking around naked.
But why? It has nothing... That's disgusting.
You want to be home by yourself? You want to sleep naked? He said it's disgusting to walk around naked. So when your girl do the scoot back, you got to lift your waist up off the bed

and take your pajama pants off?

Yeah.

You got it.

That was the end.

I said you got it.

No way.

I'm an asshole.

Chubb rock.

King of the castle.

King of the castle.

Yeah.

How you lift your waist up?

One fluid motion?

Do she take it off?

She help you?

Do you do it?

Oh, to scoot up? Yeah. He's crazy.
He don't even know what we talking about. You shimmy him down? I know exactly what you talking about.
I'm not walking around my house naked, nigga. It should be naked in your bed.
For what? I feel like a bitch getting the scoot up, having to do that. Yeah.
I don't like that. I feel like a bitch dressed in there.
She come in there. Take those off, yo Yo You just have to know That at

At any given time

Yeah

While you got them on

Yo put the peepee

Through the hole yo

Fuckin' the dickhole

It's crazy

You ain't hot yo

Yeah

She gotta feel a thump

When I'm thinking about it

Fuckin' talk

I just think about some

Boop boop boop

Yeah exactly

When your dick do that

Little jump

Boop boop boop

Yeah yeah

Yeah bitch

We up

We up

It can happen

She feel it

Fuck this law and order

And Olivia

She feel it through the boxes

I'm talking about. Dodo.
That's different from boxers. I don't probably wear no baggy-ass boxers.
Parks wear boxers. No the fuck I don't.
Stop playing with me, man. Parks wear boxers.
I thought you meant boxers. I don't probably wear no baggy ass boxers.
Do you wear boxers? No the fuck I don't. Do you put that shit on me? Stop playing with me, man.
Parks wear boxers? No. No.
Don't even talk about it. All right.
Why do you, what's the thing with boxers? Is there an expiration date on your list? Don't play those shits no more, man. Okay, so when you're like a little kid, you wear boxers, right? Here you go.
When you're a little kid, you have briefs. No, I'm asking.
You graduated the boxers. Okay, so it's at a certain age, you graduate from boxers to boxer briefs.
Boxer briefs or nothing. Yes.
Got it. Okay.
You always trying to make something some black boy joy shit. Like we bonding together, son.
Yeah. Got your boxers with the Hulk.
Yo, out your pair of boxers, my nigga? Just thinking about you. What I was saying.
And they never had no swaggy boxers. It was either the plaid or the half plaid.
The shit was all straight. Remember Jack joint? Yeah.
The blue shirt. Yeah.
Get them shits out of here. Shits is trash.
Trash. The plaid shits is trash.
You know what? Rest in peace, Nipsey. But in my victory care package I got.
It's a boxer brief. You send over some boxer briefs.
Don't you know them things feel better than my polos? Nigga. You just clowned the underwear ad.
I've been wearing marathon boxer briefs. Bruh, that's high quality.
All of that shit is super high, high, high quality. The beat is everything.
For real. I thought he was a great rapper.
I was like, oh, this shit is legit. He draws his guy.
Hey, this nigga drawers is popping. Just for like silk.
I was like, god damn. I think I'm going to start retiring the tank top.
Oh, the beater? Yeah, I got to get rid of this shit. That's some real poor shit.
I know y'all tried to talk to me. It's not poor.
It's poor. The beater is poor? You got a tank on, right? You have to wear a tank on the white team.
Almost everybody ain't got a tank. My older brother is ready to to call next at any basketball court in the world.
So he got a tank on just in case. I can see it.
You have to see it. Otherwise we'd be here like you.
Isn't that the proper layering technique for you guys? Tank, t-shirt, and then whatever's under. If you're poor.
It's not a poor thing. It's a comfort thing.
It's a comfort thing. Jesus Christ.
It's a comfort thing. Yeah, I thought it was like a sweat thing.
Under boob sweat and shit like that. It's like your outside jail look.
It's like for niggas that have been to jail that want to still resemble prison. They do that.
Remind them back there. No, never mind.
I'm sorry I mentioned it. Pajamas and a tank top on.
Keep your tank top on that. Nah, I got to stop it.
Because I realized why I was wearing it this whole time. And'm sorry I mentioned it.
You have a grip with pajamas and a tank top on. Keep your tank top on that guy.
Nah, I got to stop it.

Because I realized why I was wearing it this whole time.

And I don't need to wear it no more.

Are you slim?

You lost some weight?

Oh, for your pectorials?

Skinny niggas wear tank top trying to have pecs.

So why the fat nigga wear it? As a faja. Yeah.
As a faja. That's why I was wearing it.
Also catches the boobs wet. I said that.
I lost my stomach. Shout out to you niggas at home too.
Y'all got to help y'all girl with the faja. She thinks she done lost some weight.
Do the first clip now. That shit is a mission.
That first clip. You're going to break the clip, your thumb, her stomach, and you can't tell her, bitch, you're too fat for the first clip.
Why don't you just go to the second one? You can't say it. Don't ask how I know.
I stopped doing that shit. It's over for that.
Anyway, what else do we have that is important or unimportant? For news, you news, you want to send some chiles to all the Helene. We were still in music.
We can go back to it. I don't think we got to stay here too long, but all the people that were devastated, Asheville, North Carolina, all the people that were fucked up by this hurricane.
That's horrible. Georgia.
That shit is horrible. Florida and a bunch of places, yeah.
I saw a lot of videos in it. It's just crazy.
A town like Asheville was completely was completely damn near swept away. The whole town was underwater.
I'm not sure how. I think Red Cross is probably doing some shit.
I'm sure there's some organizations out there you can donate to. I mean, you can tell me something better.
No, no, no. I'm just not a fan of the Red Cross, but it's cool.
But Ace was talking about some technology that a lot of people don't even know about in their phones a couple people realized the satellite SOS technology that comes in all of the latest iPhones I think from maybe the 13 or 14 on if you have zero coverage no wifi no cellular at all you can connect to satellite get messages out so that's how they've been able to relay locations and get in touch with levels outside let people know know. I'm over here, come get us, basically.
It's been real fucked up, bro. It's terrible.
Prayers are with everyone who are affected by this. Serious as hell.
Nah, I seen somebody literally sitting on their roof, yo. And they sitting on their roof and they was looking over at other people who whole houses start to just get swallowed and enveloped by the water.
I wouldn't know what to do in that moment. Yeah.
Honestly. I know a lot of people talk about, oh, you got to prep it.
Yo, for certain things, there's just no prep. You can't prep.
You can't prep for your reaction. You can't prep for how you're going to handle that shit.
You couldn't fathom that your house is going to be totally submerged in water. In this location.
Like, I don't know if y'all know where Asheville is. It's in the mountains.
It's in the mountains. It's not, it's real here.
In the valley,

it's not on the coast.

You don't expect it to happen.

This is like when we see Texas or Florida

when they get hit with snow

and they don't know what to do

because they've never

prepared for this.

It's one of these

type of situations.

Like,

it's real bad.

I don't think we prepare for that.

No, I get it.

Yeah, I don't know.

All right.

If you are just now tuning in, fuck you. Before we leave music, I do want to say Ombre, my girl, my girl Ombre snuck one out around August that I didn't hear about.
But if we're on the topic of music to be intimate to this is that if you're familiar with ombre probably my next pod sleeper comes from the ombre project and i love the name of the project i think it's called i do this shit in my sleep the EP Uh oh

Naber this is called SWB in your phone right now I'm not like this She don't miss you Soon as we kiss, I'll fall right down on me All the things I want to know It is sexy This whole project, this whole EP is sexy This is not for some of y'all listening out there. This is for the rest of them.
Listen, man. That's fine.
Shout out to Andre, friend of the show. I hit her around 8 a.m.
with about nine different fire emojis just out the blue. Good to give artists that encouragement as they just put out to me.
Yo, we don't talk a lot, but fire in the morning. Mad fire emojis.
90 of them motherfuckers. I love what you're doing, God damn it.
Ice, anything else in music? Yeah, man. The baby snuck out a mixtape or album.
I don't know. Shout out to the baby.
It's called How the Fuck Is This a Mixtape? Okay. He had a couple singles that he was dropping.
I believe I played one on the pod as a sleeper a couple weeks ago. But I just gave it a listen just to see what, you know, you haven't heard from him in a minute, see how he's adjusting to everything now.
This shit is absolutely fire. I was completely blown away.
So I was like, I just want to give dude his props. How many tracks? It is, it's a quick hit.
It was 14 tracks, but it's only 33 minutes. Oh, okay.
And he starts off introspective. Okay.
I like introspective, baby. He got the club records on there.
He got some girl records on there. He got records addressing everything he's been through.
Okay. Addressing the people that kind of, I guess, left, thought it was over.
So they didn't come up with him no more, counted him out. He addresses that.
He really covered all bases on this project. I was thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly impressed.
So I just want to. The baby don't get enough props or credit for his bounce back.
His fall down, I won't say fall off but his fall down was just a little stumble all lights on all mics on everybody had something to say it's been mums the word since his bounce back i've been a proponent of this since i saw him in summer jam when he was making the radio festival run and just killing them shits because he's a great performer but uh good to see perseverance in artists yeah for sure yeah even if even if the the the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the

the festival run and just killing them shits because he's a great performer. But good to see perseverance in artists.
For sure. Yeah, even if the building isn't behind you anymore, per se.
Yeah, you get behind you. Yeah, exactly.
That's what you see here. It's like, yo, I got it.
Don't worry about it. I'm going to show y'all for those who are still listening, I still do this.
And be clear, the building ain't behind nobody. That's true.
Yeah. The building is behind two of y'all.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you better go get it popping. So now it's up to everybody else.
Now let's see what you're really made of. I seen an old clip, or not so old, but I saw a clip of, I want to say, Chloe Bailey talking about fans asking her why she's not performing more.
And she got into the breakdown of how much it costs to perform. And how labels are not approving budgets for people to just perform.
It's a process. I'm like, damn, it's a process with everything.
These fans have no idea. They think you're just opting out of things.
Speaking of performance real quick, I got a chance to... I mean, we went from Chloe Bailey.
I think that was Holly and her man. That's true.
It was. That was Holly and her man at the Usher show.
When Usher old freaky ass. Holly and DDG.
Yeah. When Usher freaky ass pulled a motherfucking cherry out his pocket.
First of all, I don't even trust niggas that got cherries in their pockets. But at some point, a conversation has to be had about the freaky R&B niggas and the things that they use the stage to thinly veal.
Like watermelon and cherries. Leave the fruit alone.
Let the fruit do to y'all. Usher, I absolutely love Usher.
Went to the show. He tried some of that shit with me.
I let it rock, but a hard dap. I let it rock, but a hard dap.
Let him know what type of time I was on. But who's going to tell Usher that he can't stick cherries in people's girlfriends' mouths at the show? Nobody.
Somebody has to. Nobody.
It's getting out of hand now. That girl's man.
No, he played it off cool. Yeah, he played it off cool he yeah he played it off give me this shit at some point we gotta see past the showmanship of it you can't pull a cherry out of your pocket and dangle it over my girl's mouth in hopes that she bites up or tippy toes to put it in her mouth while I'm standing right there while I'm next to her and I bought these tickets to your show.
That's flagrant. I don't give a fuck how fire nice and slow is or throwback.
He just got, you know what? He got to get the right one. Yo, R&B nigga ain't trying to hear that shit.
Your girl is in the front row staring at me singing all my songs. You can't.
Let her enjoy the show. You still can't put a cherry in my girl's mouth.
The right ignorant nigga will fuck that up. I'm going to tell you.
Clear it up real quick. Cool.
Unfortunately, sometimes ignorance have to prevail. You and your girl should not be at the front of the stage standing up admiring me this way.
Nah. See how R&B niggas think? Listen, I'm telling you what niggas are thinking.
It's like he kind of makes his rounds throughout the... He ain't isolated her out.
He does this... He ain't just doing it to...

I've never seen the cherry come out.

Yeah, that seems like a new...

He do this to my mom so we know who they are.

My nigga, don't put your

nothing out of your

dirty-ass microphone

holding hand in my chick's mouth.

I can admire

your music. Don't acknowledge that

my chick has a mouth.

Let's pick out the women that he's done it to. All of them are entertainers.
So if there's anyone who's going to understand what's happening here, I'm solely doing this for entertainment because you guys do some of the same things. It's just highlighted more because I'm usher.
I'm about to do some entertainment shit too. You're about to go viral in this motherfucker.
Yo, WWE, nigga. That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I salute DDG, because DDG saw it. And he handled it.
And he handled it. Still laughing, but nah, nigga, give me.
And that's it. But what I'm saying is the right ignorant nigga up there, usher's not doing that no more on his shows.
See, Miguel will go up there and fucking leg stomp you while you with your partner. What? Miguel gonna break your neck and send you to the hospital.
That's my man, Miguel. Stop.
He did that shit. I slow-moed it.
I don't know why. But that ain't got nothing to do with it.
Stop. Which one you rather? The R&B dude put a cherry in your girl's mouth while you front row or the R&B dude...
Scissor kicker. Hulk Hogan, let's rock.
Listen, I've been I've been a suspect and a victim of both crimes. You would have that much bravado from the stage to try that cherry move? I've done worse.
Ooh, please tell us. I've done worse.
Joe, you've seen me on stage do similar things. If not, maybe something worse.
Joe, what's he then? I done picked girls up and lifted them up, grinded on them, grabbed their ass, choked them, and I ain't take them. Stop.
Traffic? I was there, nigga. Don't say that.
Don't say that. They just need to get the IV.
Traffic and jokes. Oh, that'll really sell this thing.
No, I mean, listen, when you are in that moment, especially someone of Usher's fucking magnitude,

you're thinking, I want to take this moment to the next.

No, I want to take this moment to the next level.

When you're on stage, do you think everybody wants to fuck you?

No, but you do have to think that.

You don't think it, but you have to put yourself in the mind frame of thinking.

How early did you prep to put the cherry in your fur?

That's a part of the show.

Yeah, cool.

That's a part of the show.

I know.

Hey, how can I take this up the next level?

All the time. mind frame of thinking.
How early did you prep to put the cherry in your pocket? You put the cherries in your fur.

That's a part of the show.

Hey, cool.

That's a part of the show.

I know.

Hey, how can I take this up the next level?

Oh, you know what?

I'm a little cherry.

A cherry.

I'm a holist cherry right here

and find the right one.

Yeah.

Usher, stop that shit, yo.

You my man.

You got a bunch of shows

in a bunch of cities

where the girls look good.

So I get it, nigga.

If I could have pulled

a cherry out during OLS3,

I might have tried it too.

Turned older human.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a nasty cherry song.

I didn't have the slaps

for a cherry.

Any other produce?

That's a bold move.

I do have a theory

about R&B dudes on stage.

You might have had

a slap for a cherry.

R&B dudes on stage, that's Aaron Hernandez in the nightclub. Oh, shit.
Oh, man. That's the time for them to be who they really are inside.
No, you're absolutely right. Yeah.
And disguise it. Yes, yes, yes.
Exactly. Exactly.
I agree. You could have dangled a cherry if she don't put it down.
I agree. I wouldn't have dangled a cherry.
I can't get it. Fuck y'all.
What else? What else? What else is important? Unimportant? Proz is doing Lauren Hill. Wait, who? Proz is doing Lauren Hill.
What's her countersuit? You wouldn't be known if it wasn't for me? Oh, shit. Wow.
That's fucked up. He's alleging that she grossly mismanaged the setup, marketing, and budgeting of their scuttled 2023 tour, which was actually a, this is in quotes, actually a veiled and devious attempt to make a big score for herself.
So wait a minute, let me get this right. She secretly siphoned off money from the tour guarantees.
Oh, he can't talk about secretly doing it. Nothing with no money.
Claims of fraud, fraud in the inducement, breach of fiduciary duty. He would know.
Breach of contract. He knows exactly what all that means.
Accounting and refusal to permit an audit of the Fuji's tour. Like, I know that ain't who I think it is suing me for fraud, dog.
Oh, shit. You can't do that.
This is kind of crazy. This is crazy.
He might have a case. I'm with him.
I'm with him. Be clear, I'm with him.
But this is still crazy. He got a case.
Might have a case. Prize, when them cops get finished with Rasheed Rice.
Prize absolutely has a case. Hopefully they're on their way right over there.
Is he killing you in the fantasy that bad? No, but I did lose my fantasy matchup. I was up 25 going into the Sunday night game.
I tapped my girl, said, baby, let's go to the hookah spot. I sat down, and right before the game started, I said, all I need is for Derrick Henry to not go crazy.
I ordered a little pineapple juice. They snapped the ball to Derrick Henry.
No, no, that's not what happened. I went out to smoke.
Good for me.

Buffalo had the ball. I went out to smoke, but it was a fast

smoke because it was raining. I got back in.

Buffalo didn't have the ball no more. God,

his sense of humor. First thing I said at that ball

was, damn, that was fast.

It's like 11 minutes and 30 seconds.

I'm like, damn, that was a little quick, Buffalo. I'm looking at

y'all like a 3-0 mega squad.

Man, Lamar and them went out there.

I said, I just need Derrick Henry to be kept in check.

They handed him the ball.

87-yard touchdown run.

Baltimore got it right back.

Longest run in Ravens history in 29 years.

The most total yards that Derrick Henry has had in his whole life. I very hesitantly opened up the CBS app.
That shit said something like 17 points early in the first minute. Early.
Then Kaiser called me, started talking shit. Oh my god, it was a nightmare.
Oh, when your fantasy team does bad. When you watch that, when you gotta witness that, nigga, he ran past all't touch him.
They didn't touch him. That's when I went home.
They didn't put one hand on him. I went home.
Didn't let my girl touch me. Sick.
You talk about when you got to witness that and Kaiser called you. I got a call from Zaire as he was leaving the stadium.
But you were talking shit. You were talking crazy.
I mean, of course I was talking shit. You earned that.
Then you're going to get a call. Go home.
A FaceTime, too. Not a call.
Let me get you on FaceTime. FaceTime, in the car.
Never that. Zaire married.
He got to have his phone before you get home. I got to call my friends, talk some shit.
Yo, my married friend said he literally goes sit. He tells his wife he's on his way home while he's in the garage.
Like, downstairs, he has at least 30 minutes

before he can go upstairs and deal with her.

Dog, nothing about marriage.

I got a neighbor.

I don't care what time it is.

I look outside.

He's sitting in his car.

I think this nigga don't go in the house no more.

That's the new clubhouse.

The nigga is in.

A nigga on my block, dude.

He's sitting, running.

The car running.

Just sitting right there.

Not going nowhere. That's sad.
Window down. I think he'd be smoking weed.
I think this dude be smoking weed, and maybe his wife don't let him smoke in the house, or his girl don't let him smoke in the house. Right on that nigga right now.
What you mean? Tell him to. Nah, anybody don't let their, you know what I mean? No, for real.
Smoke in the house. I think he'd be smoking.
I gotta smoke. Yeah.
Your girl could tell you to not smoke in the house and you got to leave the house if you married?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to respect that.

I was talking to my barber

the other day

who's heavy, heavy, heavy

five percent.

He don't play.

He was like,

yeah, man,

in my relationship,

she eat pork, man.

She can't bring none

of that shit in my house.

Can't that shit touch my fridge.

I smell that shit

before it even hit the door.

She didn't start

getting in his phrases.

I was like,

you got it.

I'm on your side in this with the pork thing. Like, am I at it? I was like, nigga.
I'd have to put a deep freeze outside or something. I'm cooking me some pork.
Pork so good. Cooking to where? Yeah.
Huh? With what pots and pans? Where you cooking to that? What do you mean where? You can get a second set. Dog, I will get that one eye

stove thing that the college kids used to use

that I used. A hot plate.

Hot plate held a nigga down now. We're not

going to slam to the hot plate. Oh, hell yeah.
I was the man in

rehab. On the

hot plate? Yeah, them niggas couldn't eat after the kitchen

closed. Not I.

I have a mother that loves me.

I'm here

voluntarily. Y'all are court mandated.
You bitch ass niggas. I can leave whenever I want.
Well, no, but it don't work like that. But I was up in that piece.
What else is important or unimportant? Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
Usher, you can't put cherries in people's mouths. What else do I have here? Kamala addresses her identity.
She went on All the Smoke with Matt Barnes and Steven Jackson. Shout out to them.
And she addressed her identity. I don't know if y'all want to touch it.
It's sensitive. She said, I don't care enough anymore.
Yo, I'm black. I don't care what y'all say.
My mom raised a black a black woman i know how i identify even if y'all don't know how i identify and then she went in the whole bunch of other shit that i can't get you on my real opinion on right now yeah i don't care i don't care i don't care anymore i care because it's good to just see some good old-fashioned pander other than that she's already got my got my vote. So, I mean, I should be able to criticize.

That's why I don't care.

That's all I'm saying.

She's got my vote already.

There you go.

I endorsed her.

Ooh, the debate is tonight.

It is?

The VP debate.

I'm excited about it.

By the time you're hearing this, it's already happened.

But I want to see the Waltz do the...

I want to see...

Not the Waltz.

Vance.

Vance.

Vance do make a fool of himself.

I like dude. I like Kamala's dude.
Tim Waltz. He's a good guy.
I like him too. I keep hearing stories from his old students.
Apparently he used to work at a school and they're all like really heartwarming stories. He was a football coach and shit I think.
I'm voting for Kamala man. Same.
I did finish the Menendez shit. Same.

I know we beat that

to a pulp.

But boy,

was I sad

when the two vans

separated at the end

and they had to go

to a different jail.

That's why I don't do crime.

You might split me up

from the nigga I love.

You might put me

in a whole different jail

from the person

I was thorough enough with

to do a crime.

Then I gotta think

of all my new crimes alone. Well, that nigga might got a better knuckle game than me.
You going to take the muscle? You keeping them alive. Don't worry, son.
What the fuck are you doing, dog? One of them was just going to suck some dick or whatever jail he went to. That's one way to keep them off.
How's your felicia, yo? Hey. Get your hair game right.
Get a job in the kitchen. Or give a blowjob.
Get a job in the shower. Either way, you're cooking.
Slaps knee. I'm here all week.
What was your assessment? Because Parks, at the end of it, he feels like the abuse was just an excuse and it was fake and it didn't. From how it was presented in this series.
Yes. Okay, so what do you think after seeing the entire thing? You thought it was fake as well.
I felt the same after hearing all the other things that was added, episode eight and nine. I was like, all right, some of this shit sound crazy.
They did. I fucked them.
But then I got wind of the Peacock documentary. Menendez versus Menudo, I think it's called.
Menendez plus Menudo. And they did mention in the Netflix doc how he was the lawyer handling that deal.
You get Peacock on your little fire stick? Like, how you watching? Yo, nigga be making sense like you just who passed a scout for us, son? What? Peacock is reserved for like elites.

Joe, Joe, Joe.

It's $7.99 a month.

I think he got it.

All right, he got Peacock.

My bad.

It's Max.

So then why you got the stick thing?

That is for TV.

And I see you tweeting here, I still got my stick.

You'll never separate me from my stick.

Oh, no, the fire stick is lit.

You can't have a fire stick. Yes, you can.
I'm getting all the cable shit, all the regular shit, and then I have my subscriptions. I don't have a fire stick.
What do you have on your- I got regular cable. You got 250? I can get a fire stick, too.
You got cable cable. You got 70 years old.
You need a fire stick? No. 250? No.
For the year? Yo, and them niggas get everything. Me too.
You get Mexican chandex? No, you don't. Them niggas get every football niggas get every football game.
When Imani was watching the fight, well, I was up on watching the fight. That's a lie.
I watched it on his little Tubi shit. Pay-per-views.
Knockout happened three minutes ago, though. Y'all still ain't seen...
Just can't tweet. Pop up, pop up.
You can't be on Twitter. Just watch it.
Y'all still didn't see Jess Hilarious sex scene on Tubi? Yes, I did. The lesbian one, right? Stepped it up on Mel.
I haven't seen it. Oh.
I haven't seen it. I don't have Tubi.
It's the little lesbian sex scene. Wow.
I didn't see it either. Wow.
I wonder if I could do that. Shut up.
Mel. All right.
You did a sex scene. It just wasn't like that one.
I did, but it wasn't a lesbian sex scene. I just, I wonder if I could...
Oh, if you could do a lesbian sex scene. That's what we're talking about, right? Yeah, that's what you're wondering.
That's what she did. You'd have to remove your hate for them.
You know, we'll get back to that. Shut the fuck up.
Okay, keep going. You were talking about the Peacock documentary.
What'd you see? What'd you know? Yeah, that nigga did that shit. The father was touching him.
Father played with the boy's butts. I believe so.
I don't think it's coincidence that the member of the Menudo band comes out and says he had those experiences with Homeboy. And Ricky Martin's always been very vocal about the fact that in his younger performing years that he was molested and sexually assaulted, but never said who.
Yeah. Did they find him? Did they catch the guy? Well, it's obviously people are alluding to the fact that him being part of Menudo, that this is who it was that molested him.
Oh, I haven't seen the Peacock version of this yet. Yes.
Wait, they unpack it. Wait, hold on.
Nothing, nothing, nothing. What is happening over here? Y'all laughing right now.
Please listen. I almost said something.
I just left it alone. No, your one-liners are fucking epic.
No, I'm not doing it. All right.
You're laughing at Ricky Martin's trouble, guys. Was you going to say something about living in La Vida Loca? No, nothing.
What happened with a new though? Well, yeah, after watching that,

it was like,

okay,

yeah,

there's something to this.

I don't think those,

those brothers just threw that out the sky.

Now was that their sole motivation towards killing their parents?

I don't know.

Damn.

Now I thought of an inappropriate joke too.

Yeah.

You got to leave the love.

Y'all niggas is nasty.

Let it go.

For the people that's in the inappropriate shit,

helps if they.

You know what, Joe? Sometimes. Just sometimes write it down I don't care sometimes boy sometimes you're good somebody write it I'm gonna watch the Peacock shit you should watch it and I do think Dad Menendez was in the's on some bullshit.
In the house tomorrow. This is my song for real, no doubt.
And the DJ's making me feel tugged out. As I walk up to the kids' floor.
Joe, you can't remix a song. God.
You can't do that. Somebody stop him.
Oh, gee. You two brothers on the roof.
Hey, hey. No.
That is foul. Moving.
All right. Moving right along.
Hey, little brothers, how you do? My bad. Look.
That got me. How you gonna play with the niggas' butts and then send them to tennis class? To hit balls? Yeah, you straight.
All right. Y'all, see? Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on.
We not ever get hits over. Let me see.
Leon Thomas, hit dad, Kamala. Nobody had anything to say about dad.
Poor, strike, cool. Here we go.
You know what? We haven't really spoke about the cold releases in recent. That's true.
Yeah. In recent months.
It's only been a couple, but yeah. The Daylight release, briefly touched on.
You played it. Sleepers, disrespectful to Dreamville Nation.
He just put one out with Tee Grizzly. And he put one out with Tee Grizzly.
So I wanted to ask y'all, how have y'all been receiving the new cold drop since all of the Hootenanny? Dope verses. I like the verses.
I like the verses. Since all the Kendrick stuff.
But some of the goat and the rap talking shit parts is like... You don't believe him? It just don't hit the same no more.
It don't hit quite the same. Because he tucked tail? You like that daylight verse? I did.
The daylight verse was dope. I agree with y'all.
I don't want to hear none of that. And I think we said that before.
All that, all that fly talk, I just don't want to hear it no more. And y'all said that, like, in the beginning of all of this, that, you know, the bravado isn't believable anymore.
And once, it's like the fairy tale's over, you know? It's still believable. The bravado's believable.
It's just which, how you say it, what you say it about, I think. It's just, even though, again, everybody respects Cole for his decision, I understand, all of that, but you had the chance to prove the shit you were saying.
At what cost though? No, I get it. It just makes it now.
Does everyone respect his decision? I do. No, I do.
And I respect it more as time goes on. Everybody don't.
That's cool. Way to keep yourself out of mess.
I think J. Cole's done an amazing job keeping himself out of mess.
I think he got out of character for a second. He did.
And he had some behind the scenes phone calls and got right back in his bag. Didn't want to risk a friendship over silly rap feuds.
And salute being a man and coming out and actually just saying, yo, dogs, I fucked up. I'm correcting this.

That's all man shit.

That you don't see today. That's amazing.

And it ain't just

his relationship, right?

It's him and all his artists

and his side of town

and the friendship

that we have

with that whole side of town.

Great.

Like, everybody's friends.

That's amazing.

That's amazing to shit.

Hold on.

Just clearing that up, though,

because that shit

could snowball into something

doesn't matter.

Unnecessary. All that shit you talking about doesn't matter.
Yo, dog, I had that same take, and y'all was dissing the shit out that boy months ago. We still was going to diss him.
I came in and said, yo, I think he did some adult shit, and y'all was like, fuck out of here. From the competitive side, we still don't want to hear that shit.
So why he couldn't be competitive in rapping right now? Him and Kendrick didn't have to take it to the personal spots that Kendrick and Drake went to. Kendrick and Jake didn't have to take it to the personal spots either.

Nobody has to take it personal.

And I'm saying that Kendrick and J. Cole could have just had a rap beef without the personal shit.

You think the casual fan is thinking about any of this shit we're talking about?

No.

Right.

All the casual fans, they got their favorite and they care about what their favorite saying and doing.

Now when you put out these verses.

But I'm not a casual fan.

Now you're putting out these verses and you're saying these things in the verses that niggas don't want to hear no more. Yeah, we're going to start looking at you funny again.
Yeah, we don't want to hear you talking about... The casual fan don't want to hear from Cole, period.
That's not true. Right now they don't.
That's not true. Unfortunately.
No. I'm talking about the same casual fan.
They don't want to hear it. They're writing them off.
I don't agree with that. My thing with Cole is there's no more rapping he could do to let me know that he's a brilliant rapper.
He's amazing. I've seen him rap the best with all of these different people.
It's like he's kind of taking some of the luster off of the phenomenal rapping bag. Like, what else do you have for us now? Outside of Shining with Daylight, Shining with T.
Grizzly? Anywhere that he raps, he's going to sound like one of the best rappers in the world. But at this point, what else are you doing to get people to invest? And when I say people, I mean fans, the casual fans, the people that you turned away with that apology.
It's tough to compete with your friend and not say something personal like that's why Kendrick is so ill to me because the this display he just put on is just the college version of what he did on the big Sean record there's another time in his career when he was like hey all of these niggas I want to be better than all y'all I just kept escalating so the theme is consistent cold theme is consistent. BET freestyle.
Yeah, the BET freestyle. It's the Big Sean record, the BET freestyle, and the Drake beef at all different sectors of his career at matches.
Hey, I want to kill y'all here. Hey, I want to kill especially you here.
Hey, I'm killing you here. Cole, we don't...
That second crop is tough. And I mean he's first crop but that crop of MCs from that time outside of Drake and Kendrick is murky for right now.
Nothing to me that he doesn't It's murky for everybody making music. Let me start there but it's murkier for the people that are expected to sustain a certain level of dominance into oblivion.
I'm going to still listen to and support Cole's music. I just don't want to necessarily hear the I'm better than all y'all rappers shit.
I'm the GOAT shit. I don't want to hear the features.
The battle rap shit. I don't want to hear battle rap shit.
I want to hear a project. That's what I want to listen to at this point to see what you're going to flush out in that.
You know he got one coming. I love his features.
He be smoking his. I mean, he's going to always smoke a feature.
I don't want to hear the other dude with Cole. I'm good.
I want to hear Cole. I want to hear you tell me about everything.
At this point, Cole, you've done the feature. And before, when he put his board up, he had features, he had it crossed off.
Like, that was a bucket list thing for him. I've done the features with everybody.
So I'm taking it as, okay, you proved that. Now you're back in feature bag, whatever.
At this point, we just want to hit a fall off. Like now let's hear that album that you've been teasing and rolling out for some time now.
Let's hear where you are with that and see what you do after that. But we don't, I don't, I personally, I don't need any more cold features.
You've done it with everybody. You've done it in every, the whole spectrum of rap.
You've done this beat, that beat, this beat, this type of record, that type of record. You rapped over there with Bill on a London record with a London accent.
Like you've done it in every the whole spectrum of rap you know so you've done this beat that beat this beat this type of record that type of record you rapped over there with being on a london record with a london accent like you've done it all from a feature standpoint out of these three people i feel like his next project um pressure is the one the i think the less pressure yeah it's where he can really just go and create some fire shit and not have to exist kendrick has its expectation expectation that people are putting on him now. Drake, people are watching.
Cole can just get in there, make a fire project, and then we forget about all the other shit. Lauren Hill's already clapped back.
What'd she say? A series of Instagram slides. Damn, that was on time.
Black background, white font. She said it's a baseless lawsuit.
It was basically her tour. She and Clef forego their advances to help him out

because he needed the bread for the legal situation.

As of the last tour, Proz thanked me for saving his life.

I have the receipts in parentheses.

I'm not in the business of kicking anyone in while they're done.

Fact after fact after fact is how this is laid out,

slide after slide after slide.

Oh, salute.

She was on his ass.

Salute, Lauren.

I mean, Miss Hill.

Miss Hill.

Miss Hill.

She's not letting me.

I'm sorry.

I take that back.

Omega cleaned you up.

No.

Miss Hill.

You're right.

Also, breaking news.

New account.

Y'all good?

I'm great.

Or do y'all got the balls

to say what you're thinking

about Miss Hill to the camera

so she can clap back at y'all?

No, I love the fact that she did that. Nigga, we wouldn't know who Prize is if it weren't for Lauryn Hill.
That's fine. I'm still contractually on a tour with you though.
And you fucked up the tour. But if it was my tour and you were on as a nigga, I don't owe you shit.
And I had you on as a pity. I don't owe you shit.
You can have me on for whatever reason. We have a contract for this and you fucked it up.
And that's not true. You might have a contract with me and I might have a contract with the venue.
That's what I'm saying. So when that contract is null and void as is yours.
Lauren Hill. You ought to die on the We Need a Pross tour.
No, I'm not. I'm taking the names out of it.
I'm taking the names out of it. Contract A, B, C.
You have a contract with them. It's a Lauryn Hill tour.
I have a contract with you. And there's a certain amount of money on that.
You fucked up. You breached our contract.
So now I'm going to sue you. And the tour failed based off of you.
Okay. The tour solely failed based off of you.
I'm sure that there, and we don't know this to be certain, but I'm sure there's language in that contract that states if for any reason this tour does not go as planned, it indemnifies me from owing you a fucking thing. Proz, wait for your money.
Let's see how long it takes. Yeah.
Let's see how long it takes for that money to come, Proz. I wish you well.
Hey, I hope everybody from New Jersey wins. Yeah, indeed.
That's what I got. Speaking of New Jersey, great John Amos.

John Amos.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, breaking news.

He's starting to find us. Another sad story to report.

Again, hopefully we can come

in here next far

without an RIP to deliver.

It's not looking like it.

Did they say how?

He's been sick.

He's been kind of sickly

for a while.

I used to live across the street

from me when I was young.

Wow. Shut up, man.
The nigga lived across the street from me when I was young. For real? Yeah.
Some good times. No pun intended.
Nah, salute to him. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace. Definitely rest in peace.
I ain't gonna tell y'all that when the story first broke, I thought Jesse from Full House died. John Stamos.
Oh. I thought the same thing.
That was how I read it as well. When y'all said John Amos, I immediately thought John Stamos.
God, they got Jesse. They got Jesse.
Who they? For them.

I might think about no fucking... Oh, no, that's a great white.

You didn't watch Full House?

Yeah, I like Full House.

That nigga ain't John Amos.

No, he's not.

He didn't say that.

My brother.

When he first heard the name.

I didn't say that he was my brother-ish.

Insulting black greatness with no fucking...

We said the grand.

Jesse Black, nigga.

We said we were going to do a new one.

Jesse's Puerto Rican. Jesse's Mexican.
Jesse looks just like how Michael Pollard looked growing up. Rest in peace, John Amos.
To Kevin Mutombo. Mutombo, Pete Rose.
Pete Rose. I think it is a real shame that Pete Rose did not, was not alive to see himself in all events.

At this point, bro, that should have been years ago.

Once gambling became legalized, come on.

They're going to do it now. And I bet you they put them there.

Oh, they're going to do it now.

Yeah, for sure.

I bet you they put them there now.

Don't you switch the song?

Yeah, to Before I Let Go.

Okay.

In honor of Frankie Beverly. Yeah, you're looking sweet, I Let Go.
Okay. In honor of Frankie Beverly.
I always say I'm going to switch the song and just never stick to it. Oh, man, I saw it.
Y'all going to hold me accountable. Speaking of, I saw a video.
Go ahead. I saw a video of the Maxwell let out of the show, and the entire, just walking out, everybody was singing Before I Let Go.

That shit looked amazing.

Rest in peace.

I was going to mention that.

Someone told me that that show is amazing.

Him, Jasmine Sullivan, and Toby London.

They're going to be in Newark.

Where you going?

Oh, it's this weekend.

Sunday.

I'm sending my mom to that show.

You're going to send them on, too?

But you gone?

Mm-hmm.

You not here this weekend?

I am. I would like to go.
I'm begging again. Look at you.
Yes, I am. I am.
I have no tickets right now. You make me happy.
I think Mandy do plus ones. Oh.
Oh. I heard that.
Would you be Mandy's plus one at this show? No, I'll just call it Maxwell's manager. I mean, you bitches is not her, yo.
You know what I mean? And I really love you. You should know.
See, I didn't switch it to this because I feel guilty playing. This shit feel too good.
Nah, this is it right here though. I ain't gonna hold you.

Get up and do the electric slide in this concert.

That Mutombo shit. Mutombo,

we love you, man.

Mutombo is in the Trick Hall of Fame. I don't know if everybody know.

One of the kindest,

sweetest, most

gentle people you can meet.

That one hurts, man.

Change advertising with that damn finger wave shit. Do I cut it off or let it play past the...
How do you cut this off? I ain't gonna... You gotta let it get a little bit of that.

A little pre... Wait up.

You know I think

the sun was

and shine

for you.

You know there's nothing,

nothing,

nothing

I would not do.

Still no cutoff point. It really ain't.
That was it. Before I let you Just lay everybody else and get the gold.
They did it. They did it.
They did it. I'm letting them curse me out.
They're cursing me out in the car right now. They are dragging my name through the mud right now.
We're going to see that one. In the car right now.
But look, y'all was talking about the Lauren Hilden Prize lawsuit.

There's been another lawsuit filed.

Devin Hainley has sued Ryan Garcia.

I want to get your thoughts on this.

He's suing him battery, fraud, and breach of contract.

What's the battery part?

You hit him with the battery?

What the fuck you talking about?

Come on, man.

Clap, yo.

Listen.

He's suing anybody for anything, man.

That's going to backfire.

Thank you. What's the battery part? You hit him with the battery? What the fuck you talking? Come on, man.
Clap, yo. Listen.

Let's just sort anybody

for anything, man.

That's going to backfire.

You think so?

I think so.

Why?

I think people don't understand

Ryan Garcia,

whatever his suspension

or being removed.

It wasn't because of

knowingly taking something.

Like, they...

Even if it was. Okay.
Why you ain't keep your right hand up? Fuck is you talking, my nigga, the drug didn't put your right hand up. You got like, he was on the drug.
Nigga hit with 77 left hooks, my nigga, put your right hand up. Well, if you got hit with 77 left hooks due to someone taking something, that might have prevented you from putting the right hand up.
To block. I'm just saying.
End of the day, I think this is dumb. I'm on Devin Haney's side.
You're on his side. Sue the pants off, homeboy.
If you hit me while you had some unsolicited shit in your damn fist. In your fist? Yeah.
What he had in his fist? Something. Drugs? Yeah, something in the system.
Something that made him stronger and faster.

Something that was banned.

Even if it didn't do nothing to you, it's banned for a reason.

Something that amplified whatever skill set was already there.

No serving the bar.

If Popeye hit you before the spinach and after the spinach, nigga, and the spinach is banned.

Oh, man.

You got it, bro.

Canned spinach is a weird thing, too. Popeye was the first Nigga liking skinny girls Ew Oh yeah Olive oil was trash She was trash Yeah She was a nut He was on that olive oil though Oh man Yeah I'm on Devin Haney's side Get the money Queens get the money Sorry Don't hit me with some shit That ain't supposed to be in your system And I won't sue you you for battery.
He got your ass beat. Nigga need a jumpstart.
I don't want to hear that dumb shit. No, he didn't.
See, only because we've seen it with our eyes. But he got that loss taken right off his record.
Yeah, that ain't happened. But don't count no more.
That's true. No.
I would just leave it alone. Where's your pride? Yeah.
Where's your dignity? What the we talking about, yo? You crazy? The hell is this nigga in part of the show rambling on about? Let's hear it. Yeah, let's hear it.
I might skip him. He might be going too crazy.
Let me see. We need somebody.
Important conversation from Mel, dear Joe. That sound like you attacking me and Mel.
No. And this is long.
Nope. Skipping you.
Fuck it. I'll read this one.
This is from Dev with Troy. Oh, she must have got caught cheating before.
Her boyfriend made up with his name in the shit. That's right.
Hey, tell him who you with. Go ahead, Troy.
So this is a woman? Shout out to Troy. I don't know.
I'm talking shit. Okay.
in the brown-eyed bandit two-hour mark melissa went hard about the hawk to a girl and warned to be careful how you introduce yourself to the world because they'll never let you forget it my home girl is making good money on her personal site and only fans she has aspirations to do other things but she's stuck in the middle of survival and her dreams.

Recently, an opportunity for a brand deal came about,

but died after they discovered

her core revenue stream.

I hate when that happens.

This reminds me of partners

that got caught up in the middle

of trying to transition

out of the dope game.

So my question is,

if it's people that will never

let us forget our past,

or is it that we won't move on and do what's necessary to fully move past it ourselves? Parentheses, don't flip me and air this part. Oh, this was inspiring.
Well, nigga, if I can't say that, well, what's his question? I don't understand the question now. I'm airing you out.
Yeah, fuck you talking about. This was inspired by Melissa because I think she has aspirations to do new things, diversify based off what I've heard her say and seems to feel held back a bit.
I was in a meeting and wanted her for a list of people to bring out to a high profile event at Harvard on mental health, I'm not tripping off of it, but when the IG...

Okay, I won't hear the rest of that.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

This is about me?

Well, only in the parentheses part that I wasn't supposed to read that Wiz got you yet.

He was trying to pitch you to Harvard, but clicked the link tree.

I've seen some shit up in there.

He's like, I can't present her.

Oh, that's awesome. You should erase your shit.
Oh. You should erase that.
Okay. That's a whole other fucking conversation.
Is that hate? No, I wouldn't necessarily say that it's hate, but like in this day and age. I know you can't tell a girl.
No, exactly. In this day and age, in 2024, you cannot tell a fucking, I know that everybody's trying to tell women what to do with their fucking bodies, but don't fucking tell me what the fuck to do with my body and my image and shit like that.

I didn't mean to.

No, no, no.

I'm not even addressing you.

And this is no smoke to this individual.

and thank you for even thinking of me because regardless of, you know,

me being in a music video

or me having OnlyFans

or whatever the fuck,

I still am a hardcore advocate

for mental health

simply because of my personal experiences

that I've been very candid about. So if Harvard didn't want me, let me be diplomatic in what I say.
Then that is the choice that they made. That is the choice that they made, but I'm sorry that they made it because I would have made an excellent panelist because this is what I do.
I am a natural storyteller and orator and people feel connected to me because of the fact that I'm candid about my stories and challenges with mental health. You're doing real good at being diplomatic today.
I just want to say that. Yeah.
Are you shooting? Are you shooting? No. Are you being so good? Okay.
No, I want to say, too, no, Mel is...

Clap it up for that.

Yeah.

Come on.

Thank you.

Come on.

But that's true.

Like, it's just, you know, sometimes...

I think it's both things that they said in this.

I think it's both getting stuck, but also trying to elevate.

And also where, like...

You're pigeonholed by your past.

Yeah, you can be. but then also

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I don't know I don't know I don. And I'm like, I could cure cancer tomorrow.
And a lot of people are still just going to refer to me as the video girl. It doesn't matter that I have acted.
It doesn't matter that I'm a television host. It doesn't matter that I'm a podcaster.
It doesn't matter that I've found success in many different genres of entertainment. It doesn't matter that the CDC, the Center for Disease Control, has hired me to be, you know, just go out into the field and represent them.
None of that matters when people are committed to misunderstanding you or believing you to just be this one isolated thing about you. That's, that's just, that's it.
It's, you know, it's the way that our brains are set up. Confirmation bias, a whole bunch of things.
I feel you. I feel you.
So you can't really fight that. And that's why I was so passionate about the Hak Tua girl.
Because I was like, we don't even know this girl's name. And this is going to follow her.
Stay with your problem. Exactly.
And this might not be what she wants or even understands. So that's just why I was really passionate about that in theory.
And not necessarily just about her. don't know her and I don't know what she is what her aspirations are so yeah now that I've heard the Hawk Tua girl talk she should stick with that Hawk Tua thing probably in a range of topics that we should hear from anybody heard Angel Reese podcast Reese's podcast? No.
I haven't heard it.

Has it? You boys.

No.

You boys, lie devils.

You heard it? Y'all know me for so long

y'all like Floyd with the

thing.

Yo, I sit home

all week and think of covert

ways to trap and trick you guys. But y'all know me so long.
You slipped the jab. Smooth, too, where the audience don't even know.
I try to keep my face straight and everything. Yo, y'all heard Angel Rees' podcast? Y'all so smooth? No.
Killed it for me. Now, I would have to continue with what I think, but I won't.
I'll check it out, Joe. I'll check it out.
Give me an out. There's so much to say about A.J.
Reespot. What you care? All right.
Moon Ray Long. Moon Ray Long.
I don't think I have anything else that y'all need my Informed or uninformed Opinion on I don't Let me just check My notes Do do do do do Do do do do do Yo ain't answer My man's Question I thought she did I thought she did That was clear He was asking for Advice for his peoples Or something like that I thought No. No more.
Do you have advice for the peoples? Yeah, help his people then. Yeah.
It's cool. Now you don't want to help his people.
I'm cool. Y'all cool? Any final words, final thoughts? Anything you got to get off of your chest? Anything that's fucking holing and reserving a place inside of your soul that shouldn't be.
Anybody you want to curse out, let have a word. It's a nigga out there trying me, boy.
But nope. Am I trying you? Nope, nope, no, of course.
But it's like it's too freshman-y. It's too JV.
It's too beneath me and below me. and I want to get in the field but

not yet

I can't

with you

with the likes of you

with the likes of you

it's not fun

it's not fun

it's gonna look like bullying

I haven't even seen this

yeah I ain't seen this

that's the point

that's good

the first time you see it

won't be because I

alerted you to it

just know I see all things

buddy

and not yet

not yet

okay

waiting to fire on somebody

dude

I'm hating on Mel

Mel got a whole plethora

of bitches to fire on somebody. I'm hating on Mel.
Mel got a whole plethora of bitches to fire at. I'm sitting here hating.
Yeah. Yeah.
I might not be done. The clip is not empty.
Let me hit the gunshot before I play it sleeping. It's fucking not.
Some people don't get the clip no more. Low pow pow? Some people don't get nothing.
I'm seeing it. There's definitely some people that don't deserve don't get the clip no more.
Low pow pow. That's it.
Some people don't get nothing. I'm seeing it.
No, there's definitely some people that don't deserve oxygen. I'm seeing niggas kill themselves off.
This is what. Yeah.
When you're right, you're right. Sometimes you just got to tell somebody, you know what? You was right.
You got it. Niggas be right.
And I like being able to come back to y'all sometimes and say, you know what? My man. You're right.
Some of you niggas is fighting for... Just let them go.
Oxygen.

Ooh, and it's fun

watching it, too. I'm having fun

watching this shit.

I am going with a record

off of Leon

Thomas' project

featuring Ty Dolla

Sign.

They did a big one with this one.

This record is called

Farfetch'd.

Thank you. featuring Ty Dolla Sign.
They did a big one with this one.

This record is called Farfetch'd.

Sound like a shout already.

Again, shout out to Ty Dolla,

Leon Thomas in your phone.

And on DSPs right now,

it's called Farfetch'd.

The beat already tell you what they about to do. Hey, Jon Jon.
Hey, Jon Jon. What? What happened? Played that already.
Oh, shit. You play this? I don't listen to your slaps.
You better stick that game up when I'm sleeping. That's fucked up this I don't listen to your slacks You better stick your game up When I'm sleeping That's fucked up I don't listen to Isha's slacks But Isha has been on a little roll I'll give him props A little roll I mean I'm not competing That's a hot song It don't change Because you played it I didn't say a word I still like the song Damn I didn't say nothing I don't want no sauce Good thing that it's me Hold up I didn't say a word.
I still like the songs. Damn, I didn't say nothing.
I don't want no sauce. Good thing that it's me.

Hold up.

I ain't got to put the phone

to my ear.

Get back in my iCloud,

iTunes bag.

Fuck is y'all talking about?

Sooner than expected.

Hombre.

Uh-oh.

This record is called

LMK.

Shout out to Alex Higley too. She's on the project just because.
Friend of the show. Uh-oh.
What is unrequited love? Uh-oh. Is it worth nothing? Is it as real as getting something back in return? Back in return.
I'll demonstrate fast, relax and learn. Why you don't love me like I love you? Don't ever play with me.
Don't ever fucking play with me around here. Why you don't love me like I love you? I don't know why you don't.
Yo, don't ever fucking play with me. Yo, don't interrupt my shit again and catcall me to tell me you played some shit.
Never in your life. Text me if you got a message for me, Nigga, don't know why you don't.
Why you don't love me like I love you? don't know why you don't I used to spill in my thoughts Thug my dirt to sand, make a show I pointed my heart on the floor Let me know if you're like this, you're just no more You should let me know, you should let me know, let me know now Everyone want this no more Let me know Let me know Let me know now Always end up in the same place every few months Always end up doing the same thing Like I ain't learned nothing Do it with a new chick Got the same one Take it to the same place that I chose up That we turned up She said, why you don't love me like I love you? I don't know why I don't Now you don't love me like I love you You should know why I don't Now you don't love me no more Dump my debt to sand, make a shot She poured out her heart on the floor

Just to let you know

If you let me know

If you let me know

If you don't want this no more

You can let me know

Let me know

Let me know now

If you don't want this no more, you can let me know. Let me know.
Let me know now. If you don't want this no more.
Let me know. If you don't want this no more, you can let me know.
First come first serve. I'm Democratic.
I'm Democratic. That is Brand New Ombre.
That record is called LMK. Let me know.
That project is called I Do This Shit In My Sleep. And shout out to her, friend of the show.
That entire project is amazing though. Honestly.
I played the other one. Quick six songs.
A couple months ago. Good for you.
Clap. You've been here a few years.
What's up with you today? What's up with you? He stole my sleeper, too. What's up with you today? He stole my sleeper for today.
I stole his sleeper. He said it first.
Play yours first. Fuck him.
I go before him. I had to go with the old school rules, man.
That's fucked up. Damn, it's fucked up.
That's my peewee, too. I'll put y'all on low-key.
You put what? Oh. Hey, yo, dog.
I don't want no problems. God forbid somebody put you on it.
Yeah. Come on.
Imani can put you on the girl. I know.
Bet you fine. What you look like.
Show me a picture. You can take a look.
Show me a picture. I know how y'all sleepers be looking.
Y'all. Oh, my God.
Y'all sleepers. Model-esque.
Y'all as blonde as hell. You said blonde as hell? I said blonde.
Oh, blonde. Oh, shit.
And blonde. I ain't even...
My man. I'm playing something off of the baby's tape album.
I still don't know what this is. This is the intro.
It's called In a Minute. Yeah.
Proud of my losses. I don't care if I'm winning.
I see the way they mugged All right, let me go. Take the heart away, but that's the way it go We don't let them come and take your heart away Or let them take your soul away

It go down, I'ma slang, I'ma drop my nuts and let them hang

My daughters and family already know the play

Sipping on this tequila, trying to imagine what my bro would say

Caught up inside of the media, sitting there laughing

Nigga, I know you ain't, thinking it won't go down about my struggle

Thinking it won't go down about my struggle

Nigga, I know you ain't, I can damn near walk in that bitch with my eyes closed

Nigga, I know the bank, I'ma give you the real thing

Every time ain't no need to overthink

Ready to go through whatever, I know they don't understand the way a soldier think Nigga probably had too much dip on his chip, probably ain't know it's rank Give you out of contact, let you finish your sentence, sit there and know it's fake The repo man came and took a car, I guess the note was late Don't say that or uh, I hope it ain't Know I got you back and later you gon' tell him fuck me like I ain't overplay I'm the type of nigga know you really need it, I'ma go and do it anyway You ever ride for a nigga, die for a nigga, and they ever feel a way And never even feel the need to even come and talk to you, they just drift away I'ma run that nigga, pick a play, hold it up like what my riches say Fuck that nigga like my bitches say, fuck that nigga like my bitches say Just look at my eyes, I done been through some shit, that's probably what my pictures say Scared to hold my head up and let you see the real me, cause I been thuggin' baby Want you to know that I appreciate the way you make me feel, I know you love me, baby Hold me closer when you fuck me, baby Hold me closer when we fucking, baby I'ma need you to go put a Draco in your name and never report a stolen Make you look over your shoulder, all in your face, whenever you bust it open I don't like your friends, fuck your homies Say it two times, fuck your homies Say it three times, fuck your homies It's hard not to use my hands like I'm a man when you're sitting there sucking on me It's hard not to love this bitch when I'm out here thugging, ain't no one loving on me

I don't like your friends, fuck your homies, say it two times, fuck your homies, say it three times, fuck your homies

I wear my losses, I don't care if I'm winning

They won't see me on the top, I'll be back there in a minute

Did everything straight from the heart, they see me stand on the business

We won't see you back on the charts, I'll be back there in a minute

I'll be back there in a minute

It's all good, you know I gotta take a stiff away

They ever shut you off, you better go and find a different way

Or go and find another way Fuck these niggas, don't none of these niggas love me Just like my brother say Gotta watch who you sit and call your friend That's what my mother say Then go right back and be right there to save them Just like my mother do My heart too big, mine is why these niggas always playing It's all because of you Always get back home safe cause you always prayin' This all because of you Prayin' this all because of you That is In A Minute, that is the intro from DaBaby's How the Fuck Is This a Mixtape project That is in your phones and on DSPs As of last week That was dope, I just got the album I'm gonna play some Blue in Exile, this is Valley of Kings. I said if you could just go back.
If you could do it all over again. I said if you could just go back.
Yes, yes. I said if you could just go back.
If you could do it all over again. It all started at birth.
My arrival put a scar on the earth. When I was born, I seen the stars burst.
And they weren't foul Check it. Words in the flesh, the best Though I never got an A on my test I never fail, even if I fail subjects Double XL, cover for the freshman Warner Brothers contract after Below the Heavens I was stepping in the right direction Till I got dropped since then My life's been hectic Fights with police, etc For the record, I've been arrested Five times, damn I was going out of my mind Until I heard the hook from the message Like catch that I don't know who I am, everyone is noisy What can't become of kings? That crowd feel pride on me Broken wings in the city of angels, we all wanna find our way But we can can't Yeah, I kinda feel like the young boy who learned everything Only to be stricken with amnesia I'm not the man I used to be when I look in the mirror And my fear of falling off is getting deeper at night I can't sleep, I toss and turn When I think about the people that I've crossed and burned I was lost and I turned in the wrong direction trying to find myself somewhere in my song's reflection it was dark and hectic my thoughts were harsh and naked it was me against the whole world off the record had to go to jail and get on medics to find out where my head is because this road was not where I'm heading it was home I was forgetting, it was on when I got back on my feet But I was beheaded, the whole youth slid ahead of me Effortlessly, it was destiny, but they had to sing the best of me This is the story, this is the story of a champion What can't become of kings? This is the story of a champion This is the story of a champion First and gentlemen, the star of the show This is the story of a champion Interesting champions Ladies and gentlemen What can't become of kings This is the story of the young son So named Let's Valley of Kings Blue and Exile Off their Love the Ominous Word album Which is dope And out now Alright, let's hear this contentious sleeper Nah,, I was going to play something else, but it ain't really pop.

You go ahead, man.

Song is called Take Your Time.

It's featuring Black, and the young lady's name is Sasha Keeble.

All right.

That was my sleeper, too, by the way, Sasha.

But I got something else.

You want to return to payola?

Gotta be it. Try to separate my love and friendship from my time It don't make sense that we still peter on this line Why'd you sit me down and talk? If all these emotions escape your mind Don't wanna give you my heart If you can't promise you You gon' call me in the morning when you're on it You see golden Mary feeling like a big nail But the edge I made the Texan do was funny No more going back and forth like we are rocking here Just take your time on me Take your time on me

Pretend it was no longer for you

Pretend it was you from the start

All I do is it be for you

That's the bit that really tears me apart

Cause what it feels, and what you feel

When we all met along

But we got a deal, we had agreed to fall in real You gon' call me in the morning when you want it This ain't golden every feeling like a picket nail But the edge I made the text ain't doing stunning No more going back on board like we a rockin' channel Just take your time on me, ooh

Take your time on me, yeah

I'm thinkin' I should, you hopin' I will

Want me to be gentle, that's part of the deal

So I'm takin' my time, two-tone AP, not wastin' my time

You should do me like a sergeant if I can't stay alive

Call me out, cuss me out and shit

That's the punishment you pay for being counterfeit

I'm not your heartbeat With all the back and forth, I was keeping the tail open, but you said a bar now I'm my last

Just take your time on me, ooh Take your time on me, yeah

You gon' call me in the morning when you want it

This ain't gonna have me feelin' like a pickin' now

But the edge, I made the text and you was stunning

No more goin' back and forth like we on crackin' channel You gon' call me in the morning when you want it This ain't golden, let me feelin' like a fingernail Put the badge, I made the text and do it stunning No more goin' back and forth like we on crackin' channel Let's take your time Let's take your time Let's take your time Sasha Keeble and Black

I like it

that was dope

thank you

my sleeper today is the one by Georgia Smith Never had to work for love Don't need you to show me how Don't wanna be falling in When I'm falling out Didn't think I'd give for love Every time I hold it back Nothing's lost in my head I'm trying to find who I am There's choosers, there's takers There's begging heartbreakers I don't wanna be that way You will never hear me say Come hold me, console me When really I'm lonely Even if I feel this way I don't wanna feel this way When I meet someone I don't want to need no one I'm not tryna let you in Even if I found the one Never had to wait for love Always thought it'd come around You come for me but I'm nowhere to be found Cancelations for conversations I don't need right now I'm afraid of these relations I can't be tied down There's choosers, there's takers There's begging, heartbreakers I don't wanna be that way I don't wanna feel this way When I meet someone I don't wanna need no one I'm not tryna live to you

Even if I fall I don't wanna feel this way when I need someone. I don't want to need no one.
I'm not trying to let you live. Even if I find the one

That is The One, Georgia Smith.

Throwback fire.

That's fire.

Big E, what you got?

I have a record called For Me by Day 26.

And the exclusives. Never before have I felt that love on me so pure Something about the way you show That I could feel a connection like nothing before Every day it just keeps growing Deeper, stronger With you I feel like I belong To something bigger Taller than a mountain top My love, you ain't gon' stop Cause you show me that you're for me Nobody else really for me I know for certain that you're for me That you were created for me Cause you show Me that you're for me Nobody else really for me I know for certain it's your for me That you were created for me Now that I'm here staring you in your face I feel so safe Like how you feel for me won't fade away Like the lights in the sand I know our love will withstand Weights crashing, pulling us deeper Stronger With you I feel like I belong To something bigger Taller than a mountain top My love for you ain't gon' stop Cause you're for me Nobody else really knows I'm not for certain and surely That you created for me Cause cause you show me that you want me Nobody else will be for me I have a certain and show me That you will be for me, yeah

Never before have I felt a love for me so pure They gonna call you? They gonna call me? Who gonna call you? Still got a shot. Who gonna call me? Nigga them played 97 day 26 sleepers.
They gonna hit you up? First time ever playing a sleeper for them. No it's not.
Yes it is. Want to make it back? Yeah.
I'll take that back. And don't step on my joke.
They gonna hit you up big dog. Follow this little white girl.
Alright. You gotta catch the algorithm when it's in its bag.

Oh, shit.

Ooh, another one.

Got a triple tap, this motherfucker.

I peeked on the side of your phone one day.

On the side of my phone?

When we was at Hookah Spot.

When it took a little glance.

Some things on that search.

Yeah, one day we're going to talk about what the algorithms is doing for sex addiction.

Yeah, they're making it no easier.

They're pouring addicts out there.

Thank you. Some things on that search.
Yeah, one day we're going to talk about what the algorithms is doing for sex addiction.

It ain't making it no easier.

Porn addicts out there.

Make it tough to be monogamous, but I do it.

And we do it.

We all do it.

Facts.

We do it.

Yes.

No, no.

Shout out to the algorithm.

I can do what I want.

Do what the fuck you want.

That's right.

That's right.

The rest of us.

The rest of us, though.

Yeah.

We hold it down.

Thank God. A little bit of fun.
That's 40 or something. Plus-year-olds got left.
That's it. I'll take it.
Looking at the screen. Getting a good whack.
I'm joking. I'm joking, by the way.
I'm joking. Shout out to everybody's baby listening Cause y'all don't miss a beat Every episode Patreon Every hour Try to fool them with the four hour joints They hear the shit after the sleepers Yeah yeah yeah So after the Yo and hour number five Y'all was like Remember when you said such and such No I was there I said it I said it.
What you meant by this? What you meant by...

Oh, my God.

That's what I do.

Take them in the back room and spin them around.

Yo, hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.

This puff news is still breaking. Say they got like 150 cases on them.
Yeesh. Did anybody watch the Hulu? No.
I'm about to watch it tonight. I didn't see it yet, no.
It's all right. Maybe rushing too quick for me.
Yeah, it's quick. It's quick.
It's only like 29 minutes. Give me some thought out shit.
We did more than 29 minutes. Tubi got one too.
That's the one I want to watch. TMZ joint.
I'm going to watch that. That was an underrated Bobby song.
Oh, yeah, yeah. For sure.
Definitely. Yeah, next season of America is shaping up to be rather juicy.
Y'all ain't seen shit yet. And I will be glued to the screen and the window.
Never know why those helicopters are up there anymore. Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. We bid you adieu.
Farewell. Adios.
Arrivederci. Hasta la vista.
Au revoir. So long goodbye or a simple head nod will suffice.
Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa. Don't worry.
He ain't going to put us in Japanese even if we don't say it That shit's fine And Italian I like that shit Remember life is a series of moments And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have Again we wanna come back here At the end of the week With no R.I.P.s I hope man With no rest in peace With no loss of life Please The fourth quarter is fourth quartering man Again rest in peace, with no loss of life. Please, the fourth quarter is fourth quarter, man.
Again, rest in peace to Mutombo, John Amos, P. Rose, Maggie Smith.
Maggie Smith, Chris Christopherson. Yeah, rest in peace.
Oh, personal, rest in peace to my brother-in-law. His brother passed this morning.
Yikes, sorry to hear that. Rest in peace.
Prayers up to the fans, man.

Rest in peace to Rob, man.

Yo, prayers out there for anybody that needs them.

Anybody that needs them, man.

And everybody that's going through all the flooding shit.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Salute.

And some of y'all out there with just bad pipes.

It ain't a weather thing.

That's the shit in your house that's flooding the kitchen, nigga.

You looking out the window.

No, it's you. You laugh.

You're supposed to fix it. I gotta go do

what now?

It's supposed to. What is it?

Just a leak? Just a flood?

When they call it a flood, that means

urgency, but what have you eaten?

Stop eating. Don't matter, nigga.

I'm saying, what if you're busy? What if you're fighting with your girl?

No. Don't matter.

What if they're fighting with that rent? Yep.

Oh, then get out.

I want to start calling you a fucking slumlord.

Get out and I'll fix it when you leave for the next tenet.

You want to know that? You can't do that.

They're going to learn them.

They got professional tenets out here. They're going to learn you real quick.

They're going to learn you.

I do you up for you, baby.

What you mean I can't do? I do you up for you. Any fun plans for the week? Anybody doing anything interesting? I'm going to Atlanta.
Kid shit. Atlanta.
I'm going to see The Joker 2. Oh, that comes out this week? Yeah.
It's on TV now. It's on Apple shit.
Really? Joker Joker 2? You gotta buy it, but when the movies leave the theaters, they go to Apple. Oh, for real? No.
Joker 2 is just coming out. The one with, um.
Lady Gaga. Are you talking about the one with Lady Gaga? Yeah.
Joaquin Phoenix. I can assure you that it's on.
Oh, really? Apple. Get off the little Tubi stick.
When you go to Apple. Take you and your Chico stick.
No, it's not there yet. That's not true.
Let me go check. They'll do the theatrical release for about three weeks.
That's the one. And then it'll come to Apple.
It comes out October 4th. It's 100% not out yet.
I don't know what Joker. It's not on Apple.
The trailer is on Apple. Maybe I got the beta Apple.
No, you just got the trailer. Maybe I got an Apple.
It don't matter. I'm not clicking on that shit when I get there.
I'm not looking for Joker, checking for Joker. I swipe right by that shit.
Oh, shit, Joker. Nah, not watching it from home either.
Well. Sorry, Gaga.
I'm going to go see it. And then I'm fucking with the Maxwell, October London, and Jasmine Sullivan show.
You ain't got no plug over there or nothing? Absolutely. I need like two tickets.
Oh, so that's different than do you have a plug?

You mean share the plug.

Share the plug is different.

He knows what I meant, though.

I thought you were just asking me if I had a plug.

No, no, no.

You know I'm asking for a reason.

Oh, I thought you just wanted to know.

No, I don't want to know.

I want to plug, nigga.

What's up?

Well, I got to figure out if we're friends.

We're not.