Episode 834 | "Sufficient Sammy"

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Okay, now we're recording.

What were you saying, Mel?

Well, I'm reading a headline.

You said, who's pitchfork?

I said, who's pitchfork?

Who is that?

I don't.

Okay, I don't know.

Music magazine pitchfork, apparently.

I just wondered if they are

a credible source.

They've been around for a while.

Okay.

Our whole careers.

Pitchfork is weird.

All right, suck a dick, okay?

I don't know.

What did I do?

I'm starting to.

You asked if they were credible.

I'm saying, yeah,

no, you've been.

I mean, right.

Yeah, you've been on my ass.

Pause.

Okay.

Yeah.

So.

Pause.

You've been on my ass.

Pause.

Buddy's not.

That was the most Boston boss.

Watch your paws, mister.

I was just reading the headline that says, Lil Wayne's the Carter Six album gets 2.9 rating from Pitchfork.

The album is criticized for having disposable beats and lack of creative guidance.

Pitchfork is where people like you go to get some culture.

Hello.

I didn't even know it existed.

But what do you think about about that?

I think the critique sounds a little bit like what you guys were saying up here.

So maybe they got their critique from listening to the Joe Budden podcast?

Wouldn't be the first time.

It wouldn't be.

Would not be the first time.

I'll tell you that.

All right.

What's up?

We handle it.

What's up?

What type of mood are we in?

Come on.

I'm just asking.

It's Friday.

Yes, it is.

Friday.

Whatever that is.

I'm usually at home right now mood.

Going to the gym.

Exactly.

Well, I'd certainly appreciate you being here.

We feel lucky and blessed.

Flip is out.

Highly favored.

Highly favored.

Brother Ice is out.

They are both here with us in spirit.

Indeed.

Salute to them.

Suddenly, the show is more marketable.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Paul, catch this billboard shot.

That is a joke.

That's a joke.

You're an asshole.

It is a joke.

I can't help him.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

All right, man.

I'm here to have a good time.

And I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Shout out to all of y'all out here.

It's the weekend, Big Mal.

Yeah.

Father's Day weekend, too.

The next day,

happy Father's Day, Father.

And I'm a father, Antoine.

It's Father's Day weekend.

It's a big deal in my house.

Is it a big deal in Antoine?

Put your Blistex on, my G.

I'm so mad that he still uses bliss decks, too.

He's a baddie.

He's not.

No,

he's not.

This ain't baddie shit.

That's what he got his baddies.

That's true.

You do got the

child.

He should have outgrown that.

No, I used to.

I used to.

And then I went back.

The old faithful.

The other shit is just for sure.

You think people are showing out even on the lip balm, too?

You got glamour lip gloves.

Let me see your lip balm.

You got designer lip balm.

My lip balm is in a case that I purchased off Amazon myself.

You got homemade man.

I forgot.

Yeah, this can't lucky.

You lucky

for the show.

You lucky.

Come on, now.

The other one, your big-ass canister that's like the size of a credit card.

Like the roses?

The rosebud.

Yeah, the rosebud.

The four rosebud he's talking about.

But

I like to experiment.

I know you do.

I don't like that blister.

Come on, man.

Nah, blisters side, man.

No, I'm ignoring him, yo.

You do it too?

Yeah, I do.

I'm ignoring him.

See, that's inexcusable.

What?

For a black man to moisturize his lips the same way that white man.

Like, you're sitting there thinking you found a friend.

I'm looking at it like, yeah, all right.

I've been into this shit with 20.

I'm going to make race wars on.

I don't think that's.

Yo, what's wrong with you?

I think that's just a fact.

So if Parks used the rosebud shit that you use, he wouldn't use that because he doesn't have the use for it.

Well, he don't have lips.

His lips are white.

That means they don't get chat.

They're not black lips.

I don't know what that means.

Pardon me.

They lips look about the same.

I don't know how it's working.

Now that I'm looking.

Don't look at my lips.

Listen.

Listen now.

We've been trying to tell this one for a little while now, but

he always wants to go back to his roots.

Oh, there's black people in my family somewhere.

Hey, brother.

That's what I said.

We never met him, my brother.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's fucking crazy.

I don't know.

I call him every Thanksgiving.

He doesn't answer.

Somewhere around here.

Every Thanksgiving.

Well, the street said, I turned on you.

Yeah.

And so for this entire episode, I just want to say.

You got my back?

Arm in arm.

Oh, I thought you were going to shoot at her more.

No, not at all.

I don't want there to be any confusion.

Solidarity.

Okay.

I'm going to sprinkle some silence in

and then ask Mark if he's sure about that and remind him

about our group chat.

Snitch.

not even dry snitching snitch well he didn't say what the group what it said okay we'll get to that don't worry about it no no no no what's what goes on in the group chat stays in the motherfucking group chat oh so you're not publicly standing behind your position

whatever that is no one no one you're looking real guilty though i just want to know i'm not

this is a look of shock and disappointment i just want collective

i wasn't never talking to you i'm talking to him

that's fair you raise a great do you stand by your initial i will support mal through and through through?

Yes, only because I never thought that she would

publicly say yeah, I never she was I didn't think she was standing by herself.

So she ain't saying that her group chat.

She ain't saying that she's not saying that.

She ain't whispering that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So, yes, I got you back.

And if she rearranged, oh, I don't even know what y'all are talking about.

But if by chance she does, she's not.

I'm going.

If she does, and

that white flag is at me.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

All right, man.

It's the weekend.

Bird vibe still in effect.

You ain't gotta say a word.

Keep getting me what I'm looking for.

I'm on my Glow Real.

I'm on my Memphis shit.

And I'm done letting y'all shame me out of my appreciation of Big Boogie.

I absolutely love Big Boogie.

And every time I say it, one of these East Coast niggas starts tripping.

I don't give a fuck now.

We play around and play around and got time to hang with my crew.

I love.

Got things I love.

I

Mike check, want you, what you, mic, check, want you, what you

it up out there.

I fall fucking on my new hoe like I got a point to prove.

He shot the club up, devo got that pussy bulletproof.

Niggas thirsty, yummy kick his ass, glad pussy juice.

Niggas to my body, I just gotta get it.

Top everybody, get money out there.

Everybody at the car watch everybody on vacation right now.

Keep me head top, top, top,

Pussy quick.

Mop.

Hey, y'all.

Where did you hear that song?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I already know where you heard that song.

Whoa, that song?

Shave my pussy looking like Steve Harvey.

I'm going to try it one more time.

I'll give you one guess as to where I could have.

You a bad bitch, get your ass up, stand up, bend over, stop being lame.

See, already he talking to the bitches that just stand there on the phone.

He's just talking to them before the verse even starts.

One guess

where this is.

Shout out to all the subgroups out there, all the patrolies out there.

It's an extravagance.

Keep that pussy locked in tight.

We're not fucking hurting, man.

She not friendly.

She go home and work.

Say like she's paying for my family deserve.

Let's go.

Yeah, she's sleeping

All the fathers out there, happy Father's Day.

She balls and all.

She think you basically like her.

It's her teeth, balls.

She like Booga Mo, you bad boy, you make me weak.

I ain't got no nigga, and no nigga ain't got me to

shoot my ass.

Fuck this nigga, love freak.

How the fuck is that your man?

Huh?

If he right here with me, the ball turned up with my niggas.

Turned up with my bitches.

Turned up in my shows.

Shout out to everybody at them airports right now.

All the 95 entrepreneurs out there.

All the hang listeners, what up, what up, what up?

Turned up with my niggas.

Turned up with my bitches.

Turned

Wake it up out there.

Bitch, I'm from Minneapolis.

What you know about me?

Big G L O N A G L E

50,000 new Chanel, shopping spree.

And every time I pop out, you know I ate T E.

I'm that bitch, hoe, geek, like me.

Knows why, W-R-Big-C.

Small niggas, tall niggas.

We got a great show lined up for you today, I'm sure.

But first, Iga.

I'm pulling my nigga short.

Now I'm drunk a lot.

I'm outside again.

Let's keep this applause going for the best crew in the entire universe right quick.

You get these drops out the way.

We got a great show lined up for y'all today.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry I have to wake you.

You're a doctor?

What episode is that?

Oh, yeah.

And Mel is here, y'all.

And Mel, big Mel up in this bitch.

Y'all know the vibes.

Legend from the six.

You already know.

Stop playing.

What episode is this?

834.

Welcome to episode 834 of the Joe Button podcast.

The 800s are really heating up.

This is brought to you by, powered by, fueled by, Prize Pigs, Prize Pigs, Gang.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, happy to be here, fully dressed host Joe Button.

Here with some really amazing people.

The big Melissa Ford is in the building.

Stop playing with her.

Big King Wawa is in the building.

That's that ish right there.

There he is.

There he is.

That is that ish.

That's him.

Four years during the intro, he still just give us the resting-ish face.

Nigga, say hello.

Say hi when I'm souping you up, man.

God damn it.

Our good brother Dark Lamont, Mark Lamont, Hill is in the building.

Parks, King Elmira is here.

Paul is here.

Corey's here.

Erickson is here.

I don't know who else is in the room with Erickson last, but certainly not least.

Each and every one of you guys are here.

Sayvon and Tian are here by remote.

Savon, it's quiet over there.

I ain't going to wake it up, but it's a little quiet.

I don't like how peaceful, how peaceful that went.

We'll talk about it.

We'll talk about it later.

How's everybody doing, man?

What's up?

What's poppin'?

What's popping?

I'm feeling great, Mel.

What happened to your elbow?

Oh, Mel.

What ad is this today?

Better question.

Better way to put this.

Yeah, what's today's ad, Mel?

You got You got tennis elbow?

I do.

You want to play tennis?

No, surprisingly enough, you don't have to play tennis to get tennis elbow.

What were you doing that was like this?

I don't know.

I would like to fucking find out.

I would like to find out.

But I will say that certain activities are a little difficult right now because of this fucking elbow.

I can imagine.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I got some physical therapy, so this is KT tape.

Yeah, this shit is annoying.

It is very annoying.

But you just put it on before you started working.

So it's like, is that a thing where it's been on for you use it on camera?

It's been on she didn't have this little book bag on

the thing on the arm.

This is different.

What's that?

What's this?

I didn't even see that.

This is a posture pal.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I have one of those.

Let's put it back.

I have one.

Well, it's from my pop, it's for my posture to like because it didn't do great.

It don't, that shit don't work.

Yeah, yes, it does.

My posture is still trash.

Well, you got to use this office.

I used it before, too.

It didn't work.

Yo, y'all two are 50.

However, y'all stand and walk, that's it.

Absolutely not.

That's how it is.

You can remedy it.

Yeah, exactly.

You know, when we look down at our phones, we develop what's called

thoracic hyphosis is the actual name for it.

But yes, hunchback.

Big dog.

Did I introduce anybody?

Yeah, you did.

Okay, well, you fucking asked.

Okay, thank God.

No parks asked.

How long you got to wear all that, though?

I wear this like once, you know, every day, like for about an hour or two.

It's a four-week run.

Bad.

Probably about a month.

We got to talk about it, be seen outside in it.

Thoracic morothomers.

For sure.

Who the fuck is she fooling with that?

We look down at our phones and develop this archathorosis.

The fuck.

All right.

That's funny, y'all.

Ladies and gentlemen,

where would you guys like to begin?

I'm okay with starting with the Mark Lamont Hill Mace video review, if you want to.

Same.

Because

I had my phone off, I would say.

I had

some people over.

Not the rapper Mace, right.

Yeah, I didn't realize that the video was on the web, and I wasn't looking at the web that day anyway, but my friend shows me the video, and I gotta tell you, I had a laugh for a while, and I'm sorry.

I feel bad that I laughed at your pain, but it was pretty fucking funny.

I laughed at a few different pieces.

I didn't laugh at the mace piece.

I laughed at a couple different other

layers she was tackled.

That was funny.

But for those that don't know, nobody knows what y'all talking about.

In January, what happened was, in this last episode, which y'all should listen to, we talked about security and needing security, and I mentioned matter-of-factly that I had had security issues before and that I had been pepper sprayed at an event.

These jackals

found that hilarious and went on a joke spree.

But in the midst of that, the fans decided to go and find this video.

And they sure did.

And they found it like 30 minutes after.

I'm sorry, it took that long.

Right.

It was crazy.

It's always been there.

That's what it is.

It wasn't like, we all did.

You said that, though.

You said, no, it's out.

It's out there.

It was on my bookstore webpage.

It wasn't like, it wasn't a hidden.

It was there.

It's been there for a year and a half.

It just didn't matter.

So they uncovered the video.

They took the minute and a half of from the moment the woman introduced herself, thanked me for being a member of the community,

mentioned that the CIA was after her,

and then pepper sprayed me.

And then I'll let y'all take it from here because I'm sure the joke baton is about to get past.

I do have a question, though,

off the intro.

When you put it on your website, how are you advertising this?

Like, what was the marketing plan?

This was the Martin Luther King Day symposium at my bookstore.

Okay.

And so this was like a two-hour symposium.

This happened at, obviously, it was the last question.

And so it was just, it's been on the website the whole time.

You could have clipped that out, no?

I wanted there to be a living record of this in case something were to ever happen later on.

Somebody could say, well, what happened?

And then people tell their own stories.

And honestly, for the last year and a half, not one person's ever mentioned it.

You stop saying that, though, because you mentioned it.

That's one of the funnier things about this to me so i don't want you to keep taking a sting off of what i oh you don't do your thing don't try to come in don't just lay it all out leave something there leave i i find it funny that he was promoting it on his own website

yeah he's actually worried i was promoting the event i mean again most people don't get to hour two or three of a video clearly because again nobody has said it not one comment in the comments up until yesterday said sorry there's a few different ways that i found this funny one

mark is a genius master manipulator, manipulating the algorithm and the podcast airwaves.

So, miraculously, when he tells a story, he goes home, leaks the video of himself,

as a pre-written reply.

They also happen to find the Denzel chance pic from outside with Denzel pointing the chance like it's the famous.

So, I'm getting a little sick of Mark's little algorithm game.

I like it.

But I love it.

It's dope.

And on the flip side of that, there is, yo, I laughed with my girl for so long.

I said, babe.

Oh, she's on my list.

This video has been out for a year.

And none of us found it, peeped it.

This would have been funny last month.

It would have been funny.

Eight months ago.

What are you talking about?

Nine months ago.

That is called Evergreen.

Yes,

this is funny forever.

This video is just hilarious for so many reasons.

Your restrictive jeans.

The nigga looked like somebody threw him in some water and he couldn't swim.

Yeah,

he looked like when my tadpoles died.

What?

My jeans are.

I was trying to figure out why he was flailing like that.

I'm thinking it might be the genes.

That nigga looked crazy.

Yo, there was nothing in his way but a chair and a curtain.

And that had him

sit to the stop.

Oh, man.

The stage itself was even a little bit funny.

Yeah, little stage.

It was in a middle school.

The niggas telling us.

Yo, he told the lady, ma'am, ma'am, could you please, ma'am.

He looking at the security like, yo, come, ma'am, yo, ma'am, ma'am, please, ma'am.

I'm like, yo, why are you telling the lady to stop?

It felt scripted.

I'm not going to lie.

It felt in a little bit.

Pepper spraying feels scripted.

I'll tell you that.

You took me like a G, though.

Pause.

I've been pepper sprayed before, but, you know, you didn't even like go put some water on your face or nothing.

Oh, I.

You sat back down and got back to it.

No, no, no.

There was a moment.

There was a moment where your whole, you know, non-violence kind of mantra left you because you looked like your foot went back.

I wasn't going to go back.

Went back a little bit and then you were like, whoop.

Nope.

I wasn't going to bring it up.

Nope.

So treat this person with compassion.

Sometimes you have to kick the weapon away from the person to make sure that, you know, if there's a gun or you don't want to keep it there, so you kick it away.

He does trade in martial arts.

Yes, we didn't see that.

We didn't see it at that point.

Yeah.

And also, you should have laughed, because you would have had the same problem right now.

I had my Achilles have been ruptured, so I couldn't run.

That was also my thought.

You couldn't stand up.

You couldn't nothing.

Somebody came right now with something.

I want to see you try and get up and run.

Brother Mark, we're not trying to make sense of you.

We're trying to joke.

I forgot where I was going.

You clearly.

We're looking for the logical explanation.

At all.

Oh, man.

Oh, my.

I might look a little cooler, yo.

I don't know if if you would.

It actually might be funnier for this year.

I'm going to try to put my cool on.

Damn, girl, you just going.

Damn, girl, it's crazy.

After you get pepper sprayed.

I can see why the pepper spray people updated to bear mace.

Yeah, for sure.

For sure.

That shit is not effective.

Yeah, that thing.

He ate that shit.

Yeah, yeah, he did.

I didn't feel it.

I couldn't see shit.

When I came back,

I don't remember that, but I know I couldn't see shit.

And then I tried to, I had milk, and I do all the things you do.

Because, you know, being in Palestine, being a fervent, I know how to rinse my eyes out.

I cleared my eyes out and just took the hoodie off.

Then taking the hoodie off got me.

I maced myself.

Then I went to make a phone call to call my brother and I forgot there was Mace on the phone.

So then I mace myself again.

So for like an hour and a half, I was just stinging the shit out myself.

Then this guy takes to X.

You like Tyler Perry on the low.

Oh, no, he got poetic.

He got poetic on him.

Then he takes to X to beautifully lay out not only what happened, but the steps that were taken afterward as he's working with her family

for restorative

justice, hoe.

What's wrong with that, man?

Mark Lamar, yo, you bet, you dead.

That's like Popeye on the beach with the footprints.

Can I read it?

Do you mind?

Please, please, please.

Papa.

I'm fine, everyone.

The video is.

Look, nobody asked if you was cool, nigga.

No, you didn't ask if I was cool.

Everybody, I got like 50, because everybody everybody thought it happened yesterday.

So everybody was texting me like, yo, what the fuck?

Are you okay?

Minister Farrakhan's ministers hit me up like, yo, do you need FOI down there?

Did your black effect group chat hit you?

Yeah, a lot of them.

Angela Ryan and a lot of them did.

Yeah.

Yeah, a lot of them did.

I got to step it up.

The video of me being pepper sprayed was from January 2024.

At the time, the attacker believed that I was part of a conspiracy along with the CIA, Mumia Abu Jamal, and the president

to cover cover up traumatic events from her childhood since then.

After refusing to press charges, I have worked with her family and community members to enable a restorative process.

Through the process, I have learned that she did indeed suffer significant childhood abuse, as well as serious mental health challenges that continue to this day.

Instead of criminal prosecution, I have done my best to make sure that she received social and mental health support to help her heal as best as possible.

You walk the walk.

You talk the talk and you walk the walk.

What was done to make sure that she was wrong?

Make sure she was wrong?

Yeah.

Like held accountable for being wrong?

About you participating in some type of cover-up.

Did we do the due diligence

on that?

She no longer thinks that you are part of a CIA conspiracy?

Yeah.

Because she had sent me this email

weeks earlier asking me to help her with this.

She was like, we never, you know, she basically, I don't know you, but like, can you help me?

And when I didn't answer the email, she then said, well, if you didn't answer the email, you're down with the conspiracy.

That's what she told the police.

I figured he was down with it.

Once she took her meds, meds, she realized I wasn't part of a conspiracy along with Joe Biden and Mumi at Bujamal to cover up

what happened to her.

She was, it really happened to her.

I don't doubt that.

I know it happened to her.

She was part of an organization in Philadelphia, not one that I was a part of.

Oh, this is a rival cult.

No, no, no, no.

I see what's going on.

No, no, no, no, no.

I want to be serious just about this part just because I don't, because there's some, there's people involved.

She was part of the MOOV organization.

And in the last two or three months, there have have been, or two or three years, there have been some allegations that some of the children in MOOV have been abused, and they've come out and talked about it.

And she was trying to get, she knew that I had written a book and done a podcast with Mumia, who was covering Move before he was incarcerated.

So she was like, can you help me tell this story?

And when I didn't respond,

that triggered her.

I didn't know all of this at the time.

that she's doing this stuff.

So I'm like, you know,

I was just fucked up by it.

I didn't understand

what was happening.

And so she definitely knows I'm not part of it now.

The police, they've asked me to, they kept asking me to come down and prosecute.

I was like, no, no, no.

I wouldn't show up.

And then I finally got a hold of the DA and I said, I will participate in getting her mental health support instead of prosecution, not in addition to prosecution.

And that's what we worked on.

Her family called me, her parents called to apologize.

We worked through it.

You know what I mean?

What was crazy, though, is after she pepper sprayed me, we had an event the next month with Joy Ann Reed.

She called to, she signed up for that one.

She RSVP'd for that one.

You showed up?

Yeah, did she come in?

Oh, I showed up.

Did she?

No.

You showed up deep?

No, I showed up.

I had one thing with.

Keep that to yourself, brother.

You got it.

My scripture.

I know.

But the point, because what you don't know is when that shit happens, you don't know if they're going to bring somebody else.

You don't know if they're something else.

Or something else.

You don't know if you're going to get shot.

Because now I'm looking around.

I'm joking, but that shit was.

That's what was scary.

Oh, bro.

That's a big part of why I left Philly, too.

Not that, but just the idea that I'm too accessible.

To people who can mean me harm and I don't know it like she could have walked up to me on the street She was the last question I actually said no everybody like let the sister get her question in.

Had I not done that, that could have been outside, and it could have been with a knife.

Like, you just don't know.

Yeah, for sure.

You just don't know.

So that's why

Minister Farrakhan had reached out to me

maybe two weeks before that event and had said, Brother, you have a bookstore, right?

And I was like, yeah, he was like, and you go there by yourself?

And I was like, yeah, I want to be close to the people.

Like, I don't ever want people to feel like they can't reach out to me.

They can't shake my hand.

They can't get a hug from a brother.

And he was like, you you can do all that but like get security do it with security yeah

and it's the same thing stacked bundles you say rest in peace yeah right

you want to be able to reach out and speak to yeah it's a fine line and not leave i'm from here i want to help i want to bring awareness i want to it's a fine line it's what malcolm said it's why malcolm didn't want people search walking into the autobahn You know, like, I get it.

And I'm not comparing myself to Malcolm.

I'm just saying, like, it's that mentality.

Same mentality.

It's the logic of it, man.

But that shit was...

That That shit.

It's, I get the humor of it.

Sure.

A year and a half later.

In that moment, I thought I could die.

I was terrified.

Because I also, she could have had two people with her.

Yeah.

I could have been, you know what I mean?

I don't, and I didn't have any security.

Damn, she ain't have to have nobody with her.

She went in her hoodie.

She ain't take her hand out the hoodie.

Right.

Like, that's the shit, you know, our brains start thinking about.

Like, yo, you ain't take your hand out your hoodie yet.

She could have came out of her hoodie with a 380 for sure.

Some little shit.

Yeah.

It had a lot, a straight line shot at it.

And I couldn't run, especially in them 32 smalls.

You know what I mean?

Like,

he's 28s.

28s.

Definitely on my daddy jeans.

But, and shout out to my brother, Will Mega, who

was not security.

People were like, the tackler?

Yeah.

He was in the second row.

That was Zaya.

I thought he was taking in the second round.

Yeah, not Zaya.

That's the word.

That was my frat brother.

And he happened to be in the second row.

And he was like, nigga, when she said CIA, because when people start saying, he was like, so when she says CIA, I stood up.

You know, it was funny.

I watched that video in my barber's chair, and he said the same shit.

He said, yo, anytime somebody just started talking about the CIA, shit get different, you better boogie.

They on some bullet shit.

Yo, uh.

As soon as she said CIA, I was like, then I started putting shit together.

I was like, oh, wait, that's the one that tried to throw a brick through the store last week.

The police caught her in the act.

She had a brick that was picking it up,

and they grabbed her and wrote her a ticket.

Oh, she got nine lives.

So then she came back to Nick.

Then I started putting two or two.

Then I was like, wait, she said her name.

Oh, wait.

I'm going to need you to back up, ma'am.

Yeah, ma'am.

I'm going to need you to stay right there.

If we had been

on the same level, I would have walked toward her.

Right?

That's enough.

Yeah.

Sometimes you got to close the distance with people sometimes.

Because if I close the distance, I mean,

you got to do one or two things.

You either got to run or close the distance.

And I was like,

I couldn't run between my Achilles and the chair and the gene and the stage.

The large stage.

My 21 forever 21 jeans.

Yeah.

Well, we're super glad that you're saying.

Yeah, I'll joke inside.

I'm glad that we're going to be able to do that.

Please be careful out there when you are changing the world.

And she is getting help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's getting help.

She's being supported.

I don't know if a video of her going around the world

is the best.

That's the other reason I didn't want to.

I was a little disappointed.

You can't really see her face identically.

Unless you know her.

So if you already know her, you know her.

But the world is not going to be like, oh, you're the chick that's Trisha Mark.

I was more worried about her getting bombarded with messages yesterday, like, I didn't know this shit happened.

You just don't know what's going to trigger people, you know what I mean?

So, I worry about her more than me in that situation because she's been through so much trauma.

Uh, but um, but she's getting help, and again, like, we got to live this shit.

I can't, I can't go around telling niggas, like, don't call the police,

you know what I mean, and then be out here like, help,

you know what I mean?

Like, we gotta, we gotta figure out other alternatives if we're gonna live this.

Like, what the fuck is y'all niggas laughing at him, yo?

I know, because I could just hear this nigga break on, you know, like

I'm not saying a word, I know, And I'm listening.

I know you.

And I agree.

I agree.

What?

You don't agree.

Oh, I

before she even.

Before she even.

You would have said lock her up.

Oh, but

I'd have been a tear waiting.

I would have taken a stand on that.

Well, I'd have called off of work that day.

I'd have called off of work to seen to it that she couldn't harm again.

Are you crazy?

I'd have said right in that court.

What the fuck?

Mark is a better man than me, but we established that long ago.

Don't agree?

Wait, you agree?

Stop it.

Stop it right

now.

I mean, he walks, he talks the talk and he walks the walk.

I try.

I try.

We ain't none of us perfect, but I did.

I just had to do that in that moment.

Again, I had every instinct every other person had.

From the violence to, yo, I hope the police come and lock your ass.

I get it.

You know what I mean?

But if you got alternatives, we should use them.

That's all.

Where would you beautiful people like to go next?

Anywhere in the world is fine with me.

Okay, so Kanye West has been bubbling up in this Diddy trial.

That sounds like a pun, but carry on.

Fair enough.

The name.

That's your man.

See, he's buying you some time.

The other.

Shut up.

This is a clear.

I'm buying you a little time to get it together.

There's no podcast world where we wouldn't be doing this

before.

Yes.

For sure.

You know what I mean?

Get it together.

Kanye.

That nigga's good.

He walks the walk and talks to the walk.

Yeah, for sure.

For sure.

But no, the idea that there was another, in the Diddy trial, it's come up that there's another rapper who brought their significant, other wife, to some

freak offs.

I hate that we have to keep saying that word.

I know.

I was trying to find another one, but get some of that.

Well, Black King Knights.

Isn't that what he started to refer to them as well?

Yeah, Black King Knights.

Yeah.

And we skipped over last week when Jordy was trying to offer him the All-Star Package.

I might have missed this.

Is what happened?

Yes.

Because he was mad.

He was mad.

I don't fucking know.

Get your facts from Google.

But she was offering him an all-star package, which was he got to pick

three of the top guys that he wanted to see bang her.

And she would make it happen.

Okay.

I just think it's funny because the all-star package is popular at waffle house too like just them just calling that the all-star package is diabolical but whatever whatever

two bottles of top shelf yeah yeah listen

this makes sense i listen i've been trying to figure out who this other rapper was why i didn't think it was right there in front of me the whole time yeah of course it was and they said rap icon allegedly right because they said rap icon that was the other thing the person said on the stand that was a rap icon so that that shrinks it married

and icon are two things that shrink the and also who's a freak out there

we know that was kanye it's very much an occam's razor kind of situation i i have spoken to

journalism three people four people who have said that it is uh

that they've confirmed it independently that it is kanye i i can't say for certain but all my sources have said that teray who's been covering this pretty consistently made a video where he didn't say it was uh kanye but he was playing kanye's music in the background

and his face was flashing up on the video.

And Tarae has also told me that he's independently confirmed it with three sources.

Okay.

So, again, we could be overlaps.

I don't want to say a seven now.

It could be the three in a positive.

You guys know a lot of people that were at the freak offs.

I know people who know people.

That's why I say I wasn't, you know what I mean?

Well, you could have had an invite if you wanted.

The only person I know has been to freak offs is in this room.

Who could have been?

I'm saying.

You're the only person I know.

I am in a freak off.

I didn't know you were talking about Jeff.

It's funny you assumed I meant you.

I didn't.

Oh, oh, okay.

Yo, when he said that's his tick, that's his tail right there.

He's getting his lips right.

It's your polka tail, yo.

That is hilarious, yo.

Y'all know they wouldn't have invited me to the freak off.

Wow.

Too disruptive.

The narcissism would have kicked it.

You would have been like, come off, get out.

This is my shit.

I'm clumsy.

This is my shit now.

And it's just level to freak shit.

There's levels to freak shit.

I would have went in, seen that they was at a level above where where I'm comfortable operating at.

A few levels.

Yeah, they're quite a few levels above where.

The cover swapping is a pretty good.

Yeah, the testimony, the testimony said

he was making the dude come on shorty.

And then leave it there.

Leave it there.

And then he's fucking her.

That's why the other niggas come is touching him.

I can't stand.

You're doing what with the colours?

I can't.

Yeah, I'm cool.

That wasn't worse than the one chick saying that he would come on her.

She would have to go on the back and take the cum and rub it on his nipples.

See, that's very different to me.

Oh, no.

Doing it in the privacy of your own chambers.

No.

That don't speak to the,

oh, it sounds like I'm fucking defending this shit.

I'm not.

But that don't speak to how much cum

he made her bring from one room to the other.

That sounds very different than

a gallon or an ounce.

It's the same.

When you take another man's cum and go like this on your nipples, it's not the same.

It's not the same as a nigga unloading on you.

Okay.

I just don't think that's the same.

All right.

I'm not mad at anybody.

No, no, listen.

That's a temperature thing.

It's not something I'm willing to do.

He's like,

going from room to room and dick.

Cool off a little bit.

You're bug it right there.

Yo, another man's come touching me, period, is the fool across the board.

It's whatever you're into, but I do think that it's this.

Yeah, I think that's just a little unsanitary at least.

That's interesting.

That's true.

Stop it.

Sex is unsanitary.

Sex is very unsanitary.

Sex is unsanitary.

I don't.

All right, I'm done talking about this shit.

Everything I say sounds like I'm.

Yeah, I'm shutting up.

But I mean, there's nothing wrong with any of this shit.

The problem with Diddy ain't got nothing to do with whether he was coming with his nipples or whatever.

Whether you pick a UPS to bring it or whatever the fuck you got.

It don't matter.

That ain't the problem.

DHA.

But the bigger question, though, is: does it matter or why does it matter if it is Kanye?

Does that change anything for us in terms of

Diddy?

No.

Nothing.

I think we've gotten away from

it.

I'm not following it as closely as other people are, but everything that I keep hearing is about just the wild shit and

the

extreme.

Yeah, the extreme nature of what they were doing.

Nobody is really talking about the criminality pieces anymore.

And so I think that that's a bad thing.

I agree.

Because none of that shit is illegal.

It might be a little freaky, but that's

a jailhouse.

But do your thing.

Do what you want with this company.

Like, it's not my business.

I still think if that trial ended today, they got him already.

Oh, yeah.

I think a lot of people feel like that, which is why they're done talking about the criminality part of it.

I've seen two separate things.

One was,

I think, Judge Joe Brown went up to the story.

What Judge Judy had to say.

No, no.

Judge Joe Brown talked about it.

And he said they got him.

He said they got him.

And then there was another judge that had talked about it.

But they gave him drastically different

drastically different sentences.

Judge Dredge.

Judge Dredge holds it.

What?

Judge Dredge.

Judge Dredge.

No, they gave him drastically different sentences.

So somebody was like, yo, he

does five years.

Somebody was like, right now he would do approximately five years.

And then somebody else said he would do time served.

Not being funny to add, I'm not piling on joke.

Judge Mathis said something similar.

He said if it were a state-level thing, he would be five.

Oh, that's what it was.

It wasn't Joe.

All right, because

I can't imagine Joe Brown.

It was Mathis.

I was about to say Joe Brown.

Because Joe Brown would say the absolute opposite.

He's a piece of human garbage.

I was like, I couldn't believe Joe Brown.

All black judges don't look alike.

Now it's Judge Mathis.

I got him.

Yeah.

But, but, um, yeah, he said it would be like, right, four or five years.

Same shit.

I'm stupid.

But I think the argument is by the letter of the law, he's already guilty.

I think what the prosecution is doing, which I don't have any sympathy for Diddy, so it's hard for me to be outraged, although I still am a little bit, about the process of it is they're saying, all right, he violated the law.

He broke the law by the letter of the law, and now we're going to pile on all this freaky shit.

And I think some of the freaky shit and the homophobia and all the other stuff might make him get a harder sentence.

A harsher term.

Right, exactly, which may make him either negotiate or do whatever.

I think Diddy's guilty based on the law, and I think Diddy should be held accountable.

Yeah, I disagree.

I think in a blue state, in 2025, in this climate that we're in, to Ish's point, people are going to be like, it sounds like it's just a bunch of freaky shit.

I think it's actually doesn't help their case at all.

It probably hurts their case to focus on freaky shit because most of the world's going to be like,

it's a freaky shit.

And also, if they're going to lose sight of the fact that he was doing potentially some illegal shit.

I'm not sure a federal jury is

as liberal as you might think.

Yeah.

In a federal case, where they're pulling from, it's not like they're pulling from Manhattan, they're not pulling from Williamsburg and shit.

I guess I don't know how that works.

You know what I mean?

You might be pulling from the middle of the state.

I don't know Albany and shit like that.

And also, you get black people on the jury.

Like, black people ain't that liberal about sex.

You start saying, and he made me bring come to the other room.

But do you think that there's a possibility?

It could go either way.

It could go, no pun intending, it could go either way.

There is, okay, so how long has this been going on for like a month now?

Was it May 5th?

It started?

That's oh, a a little over a month.

I feel like if I'm sitting there as a juror listening to this, I'm becoming desensitized at this point, listening to just like cum and nipples, and you know, all the shit.

I'd just be like, okay, we've established this motherfucker's a freak, you know.

But at this point, I feel like what you're saying, Parks, is true that it might hurt them rather than help them.

And we because it's just continuous.

We are still on the

prosecution side.

Like, we haven't gotten to the defense witnesses yet.

You get what I'm saying?

That could give more accounts of freaky shit, but I think they're going to start giving more accounts of voluntary actions.

Because we're not really talking about a lot of the shit that the witnesses have been saying on the stand have been a little contradictory.

So we'll see.

I don't know.

And I think they're going to close out with more abuse, too.

Because I think y'all are right.

The freaky shit isn't as universally sort of condemned.

Yeah, condemned.

But if you end with the abuse, that also becomes.

Because again, they want you to see Diddy as a bad person.

Because if Jura you're a bad person, they're going to put you in jail.

You know what I mean?

So we'll see what happens.

But I do want to see the Kanye.

I want to see this.

My sources last night told me that next week, there's going to be some more Kanye stuff coming out on Tuesday and Wednesday in particular.

And I think that's where it's going to get super, super, super, super interesting.

I know that was coming.

His attention seeking that is going to address.

He's going to address it.

Weren't they both involved in something, a different accusation with the assistant or something like that?

If I recall correctly.

I don't know if Bob's name was in that.

I don't know.

I think it was, but again, do your Googles.

And that was an accusation.

Nothing.

I don't think anything was proven in that.

All right.

We got some bad news that we got to talk about.

It's been two days, but I think we got to talk about it.

Ananda Lewis passed away.

Indeed.

Rest in the face to be sad.

Really, it is really sad.

For our generation in particular, she was it.

For a lot of us, she was like our first First crush.

Crush.

First, you know what I mean?

She was dope.

She was brilliant.

She was beautiful.

Howard alum, the West Coast girl, went out to Howard, came to

New York and made a name for herself.

Teen Summit was the big thing most of us know her for on BET.

That was like the place where you learned about issues.

And it was like the consciousness of BET.

And she was the face of it, man.

And she was so dope.

And over the last 20 years, she's been a staple.

And the thing I love about Ananda, and I got to know her in the last five years or so pretty well, is everybody, I ain't never heard a bad story about her.

She's another one of the people, like, like everybody loved Ananda.

She was always so sweet, so generous.

She opened doors for people, even when she didn't have them open for her.

She'd use whatever resource she had to make sure everybody else was good.

And when she was fighting with cancer,

which is what she ultimately died from, breast cancer, she always stayed optimistic.

She stayed hopeful.

You know, I just, you know, I admired her as a mother, as a partner, as just as a human being.

And so, you know, shout out to her, you know, sending love to her, condolences to her family, her son,

and everybody who who loved her.

Yo, but she was, yeah, this is a loss for the culture.

For sure, for sure.

Very, very well said.

Like you said, a lot of us, a lot of our first crush, like, who didn't love Ananda Lewis?

Or

it was sad when that news came out.

I guess you put it in the group chat.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah.

I was shocked to see that she was 51.

52.

Why?

Or 52.

Because she was.

Because she has that image of when we first saw her.

Right.

And she still looked

at that.

But yeah, I was like, God damn, we is

old, nigga.

We are old now.

Yeah, you know, rest in peace.

Totally, totally lost.

Shout out to the culture.

All of that shit was a long time ago.

Yeah.

Like everything BET related that we remember was a long time ago.

Because the channel has drastically changed from what it used to be.

So everything that we remember from BET is we were in our 20s.

Yeah.

So.

Mel, you do a lot of work around women's health.

And of course, Hot and Bother covers these things.

Is there anything we can learn from this?

So Ananda Lewis was very vocal about the fact that she was

she was very hesitant to get mammograms.

And so the average age that a woman is supposed to start getting mammograms is 40 years old.

And it's an annual screening that you're supposed to get.

There are some women

and Ananda was one of them who are fearful of the amount of radiation

that

is involved in the screening process.

But the reality of the situation is that when you stand in front of a microwave, you're exposed to radiation.

When you put your phone up to your head, you're exposed to radiation.

And so

by the time she was 47, and also she was of increased risk because I believe that her mom had breast cancer.

This is something that I've been told.

So she avoided getting them.

And when she was about 47 years old during a self-examination, that's when she started to find

lumps.

And so then she went to try to, you know, to get a diagnosis.

And she found out that she was either in stage two,

I want to say it was stage two, it was stage two.

Stage two, you know, breast cancer is...

It's a precarious form of cancer.

It can really go either way.

But most of the medical community feels like this is the point in which you should start doing conventional forms of treatment, whether that's chemotherapy, radiation, et cetera, et cetera, a combination of the two, whatever the case is.

And Ananda did not want to do that.

But in addition to that, more importantly, actually,

is the fact that she ran into financial issues when it came to treatments, which really is like an indictment on our healthcare

system.

But we all know this.

But it's really, really sad to see

somebody succumb to

cancer based on a myriad of different things.

But one of those factors being that she didn't feel like she could afford the treatments.

The crazy part is, is if she had done a GoFundMe, she so loved.

So many people would have donated to that, you know, but then there's pride and, you know, not wanting to.

And part of it was she she said she wanted to do homeopathic stuff.

She wanted to do natural medicine.

She did.

Even at stage four.

Yeah, she did.

And

that's a personal choice.

A couple of her girlfriends, Sarah Sidner, who has also been documenting her breast cancer journey,

they were talking about it on ABC News, and she read

one of her girlfriends, what's her name?

Stephanie Elam.

All CNN people, yep.

Yeah, CNN.

So she read her, she read her last text that said, you know my feeling on this.

We all go.

These bodies are on loan and must be returned.

We come in love and choose to leave with love as well.

I love you, my wonderful, lifelong bestie of besties.

And then Elam added, I love my girl, but she was hard-headed.

She wanted to do things her way.

So

my advice is just to,

if you have the opportunity to go get screenings, mammograms, especially if you are of increased risk, you got to get them.

You just, you have to get them.

And also, I understand and appreciate that people want to do things, you know, they may want to do things a little bit holistically, but you can't really challenge conventional methods at that point, especially when you have a young child, especially when you're a single mother and you have primary custody of that kid.

Her child is like four or five years old.

At that point, I feel like a lot of your desires

or wants don't really kind of belong to you.

You know, you have to think about your kid first.

That's just my thoughts.

Rest in peace.

No, you don't.

What?

What?

I mean, I don't know if I want to go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Hey, you threw that boil up.

She ran to the concession stand to go eat.

You threw that.

You did throw it in there.

You took two sips of tea.

This nigga went right to the bathroom.

Listen, I don't know know that.

That's true.

I just don't.

I don't know if I'm willing to stand on the ledge.

I'm not.

I'm with you, though.

I agree with you, but I ain't really well.

Let's go.

Listen, no, gee, geeky, you, you, you, geeky, nigga.

I'm going out on my belief system, whatever that is.

True.

And I think you have the right to.

I think everybody has the right to go out on their own belief system.

There's a lot of people that also don't like the,

also knowing people that have suffered from cancer, like that shit is, the treatment and that shit is

a whole fucking joke.

I've watched my mom go through two different forms of cancer.

She survived one and she died from the next one.

I totally understand.

And I totally understand that sometimes conventional methods don't fucking work because my mom died because things did not work.

What I do know is that because I am in

increased risk for colon cancer, because that's what my mother died of, I am so diligent about going to get my colonoscopies.

I literally have one scheduled in a month because I am diligent about that.

The question is: is there anything wrong if you don't want to do that?

No, no, nothing's wrong.

I am single with no kids and no husband.

So, if I die, really honestly, and Daisy don't eat no way, right?

I get it.

Shut the fuck up.

Daisy's like,

Shelter got better food.

Kibbles and beats all right every day.

Father, your stupid brain coats are off of me.

There are

different

ideologies with regards to health care,

specifically cancer.

So I've,

my aunt just passed away.

Y'all know.

Some people's reports are, yo, the holistic route is the route.

And then other people.

lean on conventional medicine.

I think, you know, I think people's passion with regards to whatever they subscribe to is their own to have.

And as a parent,

we definitely want to put our kids first.

But to your point, there was no guarantee if she took the conventional route that it would have ended in any different way.

You're right.

There's absolutely

no guarantee.

She also would have been probably brutal parenting through some of those processes.

Like that shit is, it fucks you up.

She was left with

rock hard place.

yeah you know a breast cancer diagnosis that that shit sucks and then she had the misfortune of being diagnosed around the time the pandemic started and so they were really not doing surgeries that were not um completely life-threatening at that time so that might have played another role and factor into

you know and you put up finances finances might have paid a really really pivotal role yeah yeah

i do think possibly i think people should do what they want and i think people have to live the life they want.

And like she said, we're all going to die at some point, right?

So it's all about the choices we make.

I don't want to say, though, that, yeah, it's no guarantee that you'll survive

chemo or radiation or whatever.

But at an early stage of cancer, your chances, based on all the evidence we have, of surviving are much better

doing this medical route than taking it.

I think it's also okay to do.

a little bit of both.

Like, it's okay to do some of the conventional stuff and then

like eat really healthy and do additional whatever treatments, you know, whether it's through cannaboids or whatever

is better for you.

The first option that she was given was to get a double mastectomy.

Yes.

And I totally don't get it.

Both your breast coat going off.

Yep.

And I totally get for some women why that would be horrifying.

Why is that?

I mean, because first of all, it's a body part that you've had forever.

And also, it's kind of

symbolic of being a woman.

A mental confidence.

Exactly.

And so a lot of women have a lot of difficulty afterwards.

That's why they do a lot of double mastectomies with plastic surgeries at the same time.

So when you come out of surgery, you still have breasts.

A couple of my homegirls did it.

Yes.

Some people don't have that option.

But yeah, that was what she was originally, the choice she was presented with, and she chose, I don't want to do that.

So.

Again,

make your choices.

You got to live with the results.

Yeah.

And, you know,

she did a lot lot of public speaking afterwards.

And she, towards the, you know, later part of it, expressed, you know, regret that she had had the attitude of avoiding mammograms.

So she started to encourage women to get their yearly mammograms.

So,

you know.

The last piece of this mail that I want to ask you about, because you said something that was interesting, was you mentioned the child part of it.

Do you feel like our medical choice, our personal medical choices,

are do you feel like our

freedom to exercise those choices change if we are responsible for somebody else?

Listen,

people have my head whenever I talk about anything that has to do with children.

So I'm.

Go ahead, jam yourself up.

What?

Good jam.

I do.

I'll answer for you.

Go ahead.

I do.

Why are you speaking for her?

Because I'm speaking.

You can have babies unless you go that other route.

Why other route is that?

And become trans.

They can have babies?

Oh, my God.

Where are we?

Yo, anyway.

Where did we just go?

I'm sorry.

I believe that.

I believe that when you have other people depending upon you for survival, I think your choices no longer are just.

No, please get it from their state.

Get it out the will, nigga.

I'm out.

Everybody don't got a will.

Okay, but we don't know people's situations.

I know.

I'm just saying.

I think

I'm trying to cut you off.

I try and succeed.

I don't think it's fair to say that somebody is making a decision without thinking about their kid when we don't know how they've considered their kid in the afterlife.

True.

No, that's an interesting point.

No, but you are still saying they considered their kid.

Yeah.

There you go.

So your consideration is based on you.

I'm saying I think the kid should be considered.

Considered their child in the afterlife.

What do you mean by that?

Like in terms of like what?

When you make proper planning for your child.

How you plan for your child in the event that you're not no longer here.

That's interesting.

So we all agree on a child's life would be better if we were there.

Yes.

So the question then becomes Everybody doesn't agree to that.

I agree.

That's fair.

I agree.

I agree to that.

Everyone here agrees to that.

That's what I meant.

But

people that are facing,

they have to make

fatal or non-fatal decisions.

Everybody don't come away with my child's life is better if I'm there.

We had this conversation before, and I was totally against Joe in that.

And then he kind of won me around to, let's just say you're mentally not well.

Some people could adamantly feel like, yo, I'm being a hindrance to my kid.

Dog.

I'm a danger to my husband.

Nobody watches the news more than me.

Some people.

People are killing their children.

Yo, this week in the Bronx.

People are killing

their child's mom.

This week in the Bronx.

That shit was crazy.

Yeah, I teared up on that shit.

Yeah.

I teared up on that shit.

So, no, everybody don't feel like that.

That's true.

Some people feel like, let me get myself the fuck up out of here.

So they're a danger to my family.

So they make a little fans for my family.

But what if you do?

What if it's you, you, me, you know, right?

I'm never leaving my kids.

Right.

So you would never make a medical decision that would make it less likely for you to be alive.

I can't say never.

I battle with depression.

I can't say never to that.

Right.

Depression puts some things on the table that aren't normally on the table.

Right.

That's fair.

But at your at your health,

I'm trying to get at the ethical questions.

I hear what you're saying.

You're saying, so, oh, okay, so then we'll take that depression shit out of here.

Some say at the ethical question.

Of course we would want to be there.

Right.

Because that's where it gets tricky for people.

Because some people are saying, if you have a choice and chemo gives you the take a nando i want to make this about a nanda if if if one of us has a has has a medical issue and yeah i don't really want to do this thing but i kind of have to because i have a kid is that is that is it wrong for the person to say the opposite like well you know i don't i just don't want to do it i don't i don't want radiation i don't believe in radiation i don't like radiation i don't think that's wrong yeah that's what i'm trying to get okay i don't think that's wrong either I think that everybody has the right to decide how they go out, and that's their own individual right.

And I think that's about going out, though.

I think as long as you made plans for the future of your offspring or whoever you're leaving behind, I think that's also okay.

Now, if you just go willy-nilly and leave everybody hanging, that's super fucked up, in my opinion.

But if you decide you want to go the natural route and see what comes of it, at least set your children or whoever is dependent on you up.

If possible.

If possible.

If you made it.

Most people aren't in a position to do that.

I'm not talking about financially necessarily.

I'm just saying make arrangements for somewhere for them to go.

Caretaker,

my best friend is going to take over.

Seriously, though, some

arrangements.

I'm not disagreeing.

I used to stand on the other side.

I think I'm on Joe's side now because we had an argument about this on the podcast.

Yeah, we just had two different

perspectives.

And as he talked, he kind of won me over to that side, like where I kind of agree with that a little bit more.

And me personally,

I'm not doing that.

Like, I think even in my day-to-day life, I've modified my life so much to try and think about the future.

Like, I'm almost 50, dogging people passing away.

So now I'm trying to do certain things to set my daughters up.

Like, it's different.

Yeah, sure.

I can't.

I can't.

That little move my son do where he just come, drop whatever he's doing and just snuggle up under my arm just to feel me and smell me.

I can't.

I can't.

It's different.

It's different, bro.

Yeah.

What's up, Mel?

You've been huffing and puffing and maybe.

No, because I'm just listening to you say that right now about how much that

you love that and that warms your heart and that

you want that to continue.

That seems to fly in the face of what you're saying about, you know, personal choice.

you know it seems like you're agreeing with me in terms of keeping yourself here for as long as possible for that child and you know we're talking about you know her preparation towards the end this was five years she was diagnosed around the age of 47 and she passed away at 52.

A lot went into these five years and some of these choices she expressed regret about towards the end.

And, you know, just with the thought in mind that she had, she has a very young child.

I just.

I'm speaking to the duality of their life also.

Yeah, both things could be.

I'm telling you that today,

this is how I feel.

There was a yesterday where that wasn't the case.

Okay.

And I don't have any idea how tomorrow will play out.

But Joe's talking from right now, I'm physically fit.

Right now, I'm...

So it's a privileged position he's playing.

Right now,

these circumstances could change tomorrow, and that could potentially.

I have my parents.

I have my kids.

My love life is great.

My professional life is great.

God is great.

Everything is great in my life.

There was a time where...

The opposite is in play, and now you have those feelings attached to that.

And you're out of here.

Like, that's a blessing.

It is a blessing.

That's a blessing.

So

you would be leaving your kid with a village.

You know, you'd be leaving your kid with a village.

You'd be leaving your village.

Well, when you've on that other side of the fence,

whoop-dee.

Well, when you're on that other side of the fence, who cares about that?

That's fifth, sixth, and seventh on the list of what takes priority is what I'm saying.

I get it.

I understand.

Listen, you know, we can sit here all day and, you know, quarterback people's choices, but they are, in fact, just their choices.

And we lost a cultural icon, a beautiful woman,

and nobody, like you said, Mark, nobody had anything bad to say about her.

And it's just, it's really sad.

So, you know, rest in peace to Ananda Lewis.

Fuck cancer.

And let me read.

Fuck cancer.

And let me reinforce that my message is for everyone to stay on top of their health.

Indeed.

Indeed.

In all forms.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Guys, gals,

everybody.

Yes.

Whatever's going on.

The screening.

If you just stay on top of it on some hypochondriac shit, then hopefully you'll catch some shit early enough to do something about it.

And

you can die being stubborn.

I think we can say that.

Or scared.

You can die being scared.

Because a lot of people not staying on top of their health is fear.

Fear-based.

In a lot of cases.

I'm scared of the doctor.

I'm scared of needles.

It ties in with the stubbornness, though.

True.

You know what I'm saying?

Because you're not going to the doctor out of your own fear.

What you're being stubborn.

I told Corey that all the time.

Remember when we used to argue about the prostate thing?

Corey, like, I'm not letting nobody do that to me.

And I'm like, you could end up dying because you don't want

Dr.

Schneiderman.

Man, you had a finger in your ass before.

Get on.

Exactly.

Right, without a copep.

Actually, maybe it was.

Oh, man.

You're like, I remember that.

And it was the parking that I saw it all.

It'll never leave me saying, yo, if I had a choice, I was on my Brooklyn shit on some no doctor, no doctor.

And then when I'm going through it, man, all I wanted to do was go back in time and make a different decision.

Go to a doctor and make a different decision.

Yeah.

I mean, my Uncle Bobby, they told, hey, if you don't go to the doctor, you're out of here.

You said, fuck y'all.

I'm leaving.

I'm out.

That's what my Uncle Bobby did to me.

I'm gone.

Yeah.

Some prostate cancer.

Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, but I mean, Clark Kent is a perfect example of somebody, you know.

Of one side of the coin.

One side of the coin, but

he he discovered that he had colon cancer in stage four.

Colon cancer, when you discover it in stage one, stage two, even stage three, is a treatable form of cancer.

Once it hits stage four, it's kind of a foregone conclusion, and it's just putting it off, putting it off, putting it off.

That's just not the attitude that we should have at this particular age, especially if you have loved ones that you want to stick around for.

So my last message is really just to, you know, get the screenings that you can get.

You know, get your mammograms every single year.

Go

get Jacobs.

Get your prostate.

Yeah, prostate exam after 40.

You know, colonoscopies after 45, unless you're of increased risk.

You still got to go get that done.

The colonoscopy.

Colonoscopy?

Let me tell you something.

I got somebody good for you.

No, it's easy.

The drugs are easy.

She's gentle.

She's skinny for yourself.

No,

I'm joking.

Oh, a girl, forget it.

It's easy, bro.

You don't even.

That shit is like.

You go to sleep.

You go monthly.

Every time.

You can never be too significant.

that's once every five years

oh no well not for me yo rest in peace to ananda lewis our thoughts and prayers to family friends and fans rest in peace to brian wilson too the beach boys

being super corny myself i i also was like i'm not listening to no beach boys and then at like 20 i put on pet sounds and i was like oh oh my bad my bad He was fire.

Production-wise, vocal harmonies, absolutely amazing.

And the father of two of Wilson, members of Wilson Phillips, Cardi and Kelly.

This is true.

This is true.

Yes.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

We love Wilson Phillips up here.

Oh, man.

I fucking love Wilson Phillips.

Them harmonies were genetic.

Yo.

They went down the line.

Yeah, he was a misunderstood artist.

He kind of

went crazy, quote unquote.

Apparently, he put sand in his whole house and

did a took 20 years to finish an album.

got like super uh adhd i guess is how we would describe it today um but he was incredible what he did and modern music would probably not be the same without his contributions thanks rest in peace

he's probably right on a beach in this video gotta do it

Can't just mention the goats and not go to I'm sorry, man.

Uh-oh.

I'll allow this.

I thought you were gonna play God.

God knows what I'd be without you or something, but this will work.

Listen, man, mic, check, mic, check.

Nah, they singing along out there.

They see the vibes.

And you'll hear me.

Hey.

It's a pretty bad

thing.

This way inside.

Hey.

Somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.

and tell me, baby.

Are you gonna let me hold you down and make you cry?

Don't you know, don't you know?

Things will change, things will go your way.

Corey's walking away.

Hold on

for one more day.

Things will go your way.

Hold on for one more day, day, day.

Corey was in jail

when they didn't let him have tablets and radios.

So he don't know who Casey Kasim is, Z-100, none of that way.

Wilson Phillips.

Corey was a criminal early on in life

and got rehabilitated later.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Thank God.

This guy's crazy.

Oh, man.

Anyways.

I think it's about that time, John.

Mel, you did a good job.

You did a good job.

You did.

I was looking at him.

Male, girl, girl, Nia, girl, child,

girl.

Holy shit.

So it's about that time, right?

Welcome back to you in hour three, though.

An hour three.

Oh, yeah.

We can find the remix somewhere.

Yeah, for sure.

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they've convinced me.

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They've convinced me.

I got the Pacers as a much better team than the Thunder and they think they should win it.

I'm sick of seeing the Thunder.

Too young.

Too young.

Bright's too light.

Pacers too deep.

Like, I'm sick of this.

It's a Pacers time, man.

Yeah, let them get it.

Let them get it.

Fuck it.

But we'll get to that in a little bit.

Let's cover some music shit.

The Grammys have announced two new categories, one being best album cover.

I like that.

I like it too.

I just don't know how I feel.

Well, I love it for the photographers and the designers.

I don't know how I feel as an artist if I win best album cover and don't even get nominated for the music part of that.

Yeah, I wonder if the artist gets a trophy or if that's just the

The artists themselves

know the crazy part.

The artists would have to give it.

I would think so, right?

They would have to.

I would think so.

Both artists.

Yeah.

The recording artists and the visual artists.

The crazy shit is going to be, because it's the Grammys, it covers so many different genres of music.

Oh, yeah.

Somebody's going to be tight.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it might be some funny eclectic shit with just a water drop.

You just beat everybody else.

Niggas going to be mad as hell well right this second all the talk is about sabrina carpenter's album cover we'll get to that in a second too uh i want to hear you guys's thoughts on the other category that they added which is best traditional country albums

they've split it i hate it they've split the country it feels racist a little bit racist

but it also gives an opportunity for someone to win an award that maybe wouldn't have because of the inherent racism within country music you know what i'm saying okay who who dictates what's traditional country versus country is like saying traditional hip-hop.

They're splitting the country award album into traditional and contemporary.

And people really feel like the only reason why this is done is because of Beyonce.

Lil Naza X before.

And Lil Naza.

Yeah.

So traditional Shibuzi.

And the other black girl that's fire.

And the dude that you went and saw, was it Kane Brown?

No, but Kane Brown is traditional.

It'd be like 808s and shit in there.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah,

he's tough.

But no, I just think it's the more black people coming into the genre.

We putting a little spice and a little oomph in it, and they tight.

But again, I think that's whack.

I think that you got to embrace the evolution of whatever the music is.

You can't pigeonhole it.

Because again, that's like saying

Juana Kanye dark twisted fantasy is not hip-hop.

Well, they have segmented hip-hop.

They have melodic hip-hop.

I think all I should is...

I agree.

I think that segmenting up genres like that, we've seen it happen with rock, and rock barely exists as a genre because they segmented it up so much.

And I think some people aren't even thinking about the race angle, although I think it's racist.

Lana Del Rey also has a pop album coming out.

I mean, a country album coming out.

And they don't want everything to get

lumped into like country and lose the traditional country sound.

What the Recording Academy chief executive said is country music has evolved in a major way over the past decade with traditional country experiencing a massive resurgence growing in popularity and volume.

Traditional country has a timeless, distinct sound that's inspired generations of musicians throughout the years.

It's an important part of the country music story and deserves to be celebrated and recognized with intention.

So

there's a little part of me that gets that, but there's a big part of me that just feels like it's a Confederate flag.

Wipe out.

Fuck out of here.

Right, it's definitely both.

Because that was very well written.

No, it was the publicist fly shit.

It was very, very well written.

Justify.

Why

power?

Although the head of the Grammy boards is not white.

I don't think.

Yeah, and I don't think he actually cares about that.

I think that's that publicist.

They got the white power email, right?

Yeah.

That's my.

Whoever the head of the board is, you don't want to lose Nashville.

No,

that's a fact.

Nashville is very powerful.

And country music makes a shit ton of money.

It does.

It does.

It makes a shit ton of money.

Like a lot of bread.

Yeah.

Two things could be true.

I get it, and it could be racist.

Yeah, for sure.

That's what I'm saying.

I totally understand it.

And again, there could be some benefits because, again, people that would probably get excluded on the fact that they're black or doing something hip-hop or whatever in country, they can still get an award in their genre.

So it's not all bad, I don't think.

Although, the new award, there's a way that the other one gets awarded.

Like, I got the real country album.

Yeah, that's the real country award.

You got the

DEI one.

The whites was looking at that farm system that the blacks had going in country.

He was saying, oh, fuck this.

A lot of young challenge.

Gee Lee.

Them gray whites got on on Instagram and TikTok

seeing what some of these 15, 16-year-old blacks was doing and stuff just looking at Mason Ramsey.

It's like, oh, shit, we got to have a meeting, y'all.

I think it's also going to add some ageism shit, too, though.

Because I have a feeling that a lot of the traditional country is going to be old people and a lot of the

contemporary will be young people.

So that's kind of a weird thing.

That's a good point.

That's interesting.

I'm thinking now, like, how I would feel if they did that with reggae.

You know, like, because

like imagine like when dance hall became a craze, if all the roots reggae people were like, nah, that ain't reggae.

This is that's something

but some of them old head niggas that like some of my workers, they don't like that shit.

They look at that shit like they look some of my older workers that are

have you ever hired a citizen

racist box.

Right.

No, no, I'm telling you.

You feel me to be right?

No, a lot of my

a lot of my workers, they older people from the Caribbean, like Guyana and Jamaica and shit like that.

They look at

allegations.

No, listen.

They look at Sean Paul and them like that shit ain't that.

They be listening to Bernie Sphere and all of that shit.

Like they don't look at that shit like that's traditional regular.

You let them keep the Walkman while they're working.

So

now we got a record player Walkman.

You idiot, yeah.

Nah, them niggas don't do that shit like that.

What a boss.

So it's the same.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, enough of that, Sean Paul, y'all.

Let's get to it.

Get busy.

You better get 50 with them walkmen.

Some of my workers.

Some of my workers are from the islands.

Okay, I believe you.

I'm repeating what you said.

Anyways,

and they're not going to air none of these awards no way.

That's the other funny part.

The traditional country.

They put all this shit.

Maybe.

No, no, traditional country.

Traditional

award is

Main Street.

That's prime time.

Once the Raid family calls up.

Sorry, buddy.

That's getting aired.

We'll see.

Listen, Grammys, I'm just waiting for y'all to follow suit and add the podcast award.

I don't care about these awards.

I don't care about none of these shits.

Then they're going to water that down, too.

Great.

It'll be one.

And then flash the camera to me,

Gilly, Charlemagne.

Yo, you're an idiot, my name.

Norrie.

Niggas that matter.

Fucking Charlemagne.

Who else?

Who else?

Who else?

Rogan will be in there?

Theo Vaughn.

Schultz might show up.

You know what I mean?

The podcast award, when they add it, it's going to be with the smoke is happening.

That's going to be.

We're going to bring it back to the Source Awards.

We're going to bring it back to.

Yo, Yon.

Jersey got something to say.

Co-host all in your videos.

Dancing in that word.

Charlotte.

Did you see all in your billboard?

Yes, you did.

Wow.

I put you on the billboard if I thought you could make an impact.

Oh, shit.

You're so shady.

You're so fucking shady.

You're like a such a piece of shit.

I love you sometimes.

Anywho's.

I love you too.

I love you too, male.

And I'm talking shit out there for the male hive.

I'm kidding.

I know how she could make an impact, but that's against the law.

Oh, no.

You can't.

Pesky HR.

Title IX.

Title IX.

Fucking right.

Title IX.

Oh, oh shit.

Okay.

I'm sure there's something else going on.

I'm sure there's something else going on in music.

What else is going on?

Do you have any deep analysis of Kendrick doing the fucking Toronto show and the whole crowd?

Yeah, yeah.

Asking for an encore, whole crowd in Toronto, singing the shit word for word.

I'm not surprised.

I'm not surprised.

No, no.

Kendrick's popular.

It's kind of a thing.

Yeah.

And a lot of people don't internalize that shit like other people.

Yeah, it's true.

Motherfuckers be mad.

Like, yo, you like.

Yeah, I do.

Like, everybody ain't looking at that shit like that.

And Drake will do the same thing in LA, right?

I imagine, yeah.

We just let it play so y'all can understand what was happening.

There they go.

That's the real shit.

Here they go.

They're getting loud now.

Listen.

No, I gotta get some boy.

Let it go.

Let it go.

Let it go.

And Baka got a weird case by the around 35.

Love my boy 35.

Egg up.

And it's.

Is that the most impactful diss line of all time?

It's one of them.

It's up to you.

Hmm.

Trying to strike a chord, and it's probably a minor.

It's up to you.

I'm trying to think what's wrong with you.

I don't know if any other, like, that shit is rings out in maybe one of them hit them up line stadiums.

But no, a single line that hit them up hits that hard.

First, first of all,

that's why I fucked your bitchy fat motherfucker.

That's why I your

that's what i'm saying like a bar i thought push's whole you are hiding a child thing was pretty impactful but it's not gonna get an audience to respond no more not even as close not even

not even in the same ballpark is anything in takeover either that hard

yes well this hard no that's what i'm saying what's the name the opener jersey

that niggas like that yeah but when it ain't a bar like yeah

uh you've been in it uh smart enough not smart enough nah

for a little bit.

Four albums in 10 years, nigga, I could divide.

That's one of me, let's say two, two of them shits with two.

Nothing is as sudden and impactful.

That's what I'm saying.

Sam,

none of those lines are going to have an audience of people, not an audience, a stadium of people across the world.

Screaming that shit.

The Grammys, they screamed that shit.

Yeah.

And that's crazy because Holes got some crazy lines.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, the Grammys, they screamed that shit.

This record was number one for mad long.

So, I mean, there's no other diss record that's going to go in that category, baby, outside of back-to-back.

And I don't know if back-to-back went number one.

I don't think it did.

And if it went number one, it didn't stay there on the charts for half a year.

It wasn't it.

The Macarena.

All right, so I'll go with.

Yes, this is the most impactful diss line, maybe, of all time.

It's a few, though, in that one song.

Yeah.

Is it now that because that wop, what, what, what, what, everybody's going to say that.

That's another one.

Yeah.

Do you now think this is...

Because we had a debate a while while back, kind of on camera, off-camera, and I was saying this was the biggest song ever.

You said I was a prisoner of the moment.

You still feel that way?

No, I didn't say that.

I think that, I think that.

You said that, but

I did not say eloquently.

No.

No, he said it.

I just don't remember.

I believe that Hit Em Up is the best.

That's what you said to me that you said Him Up is still taking.

You still think that?

Yeah.

It depends on what perspective you're looking from.

It's hard to argue it.

If you're looking from a commercial perspective, yeah, this song is it.

I remember what Hit Em Up did.

I was in my bed, and my roommate called me.

We wasn't even speaking.

He said, Yo, wake up, yo.

Like, yo, dog, revolutionize the district.

And the first time,

yes, hip-hop wasn't where it is today.

He didn't talk about it.

We didn't have an internet.

Yeah, you ain't have an internet.

You ain't have all of these vehicles that will get that shit out there.

My nigga, he's talking about nigga got sickle cell.

He was going crazy.

Nobody did that back then.

Yeah, no, I mean, that nigga took it somewhere that nobody ever did.

And it was a relative hit.

You know what I mean?

It wasn't this kind of thing.

But it also lasted the test of time because people will make memes out of the first line.

You know, like first of all, fuck your bitch.

And the click you people use that shit for everything.

What was it?

I would actually like to hear a Melissa Ford rendition, the karaoke version of him.

First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all,

and the click you're in.

You and your group.

You and your friends.

Oh, man.

man.

Holy shit.

And he's doing it again today.

And he's doing it again today.

Toronto again?

I think so.

He's in double headers.

I was shocked.

I was shocked.

I wasn't shocked, but I paused for a second when I read that he had

a 25-police car escort, take him there, and immediately after the show, take me back to the airport.

I'm flying home.

Smart man.

I'm going to stop there again this time.

I'm not smart.

No, he is there.

Oh.

But he went home after the first show.

He did not stay.

Oh, well.

I'm not mad at that.

No, I think I'll do it.

Yeah, he's out here.

I'm not mad at him.

He came to New York.

I'm not mad.

It was time to go.

He wanted to come back on the plane.

He's got 5 minutes away.

Heading back up.

That's superstar shit, dear boy.

And not for nothing.

And not for nothing.

That's just a testament to the power that this boy got in Canada.

Yeah.

That nigga Drake is like the president of Canada, my nigga.

So I'm not even going to take no risks of nobody doing no dumb shit.

I'm not having the.

I'm ready to hate.

I'll throw some hate out there.

Concierge nigga

or the nigga bringing the food and room service, doing some stupid shit.

I'm not.

Where do we get that from that Drake is the president of Canada?

It's a joke.

I mean, it's...

But it's not a joke.

It's not a joke, but it is a joke.

You don't think that Drake has been the biggest artist in Canada history?

But that's different than Drake.

I think that's very different than being the president of Canada.

That he could push away.

No, no, but in terms of being able to do that.

I'm not saying that he can't make some things happen in that city if he wanted to.

This is what I'm saying.

You're right.

Yes, you're right.

I'm not negating that.

I'm not sure that he would even...

I'm not sure that he would be able to do that.

The bigger fear would be someone doing it on their own volition.

What I'm saying is

what this concert showed you

is there's more to Canada.

Not disagreeing with that, but they still don't take away the fact that there are stupid little motherfuckers that'll push a button thinking that they doing something for you.

Y'all not going to be able to smell Kendrick's cologne, not even in the elevator once you get off.

Y'all not going to be able to get near him.

I mean, who's shocked by this?

Let me ask you this.

Who's shocked by him announcing two back-to-back dates out there?

That little idiot dude doing all he can to threaten thing.

Who's shocked by how kendrick is moving nobody no but you just still said he is taking precaution and had a 25 car convoy bringing him back and forth so he not said he don't share the same sentiment as you

because if he shared the same sentiment as you he would have stayed in a toronto hotel somewhere or a canada hotel and not hijetted it out of there but

yeah i don't know what you're talking about yeah it's bigger than kendrick

that's possible that's possible nobody is allowing that to happen i'm not disagreeing he's out of there you can't get near him.

Cool.

I think he's saying that.

The proof of Drake's power is the fact that he's taking it.

The fact that the company did that.

Let's say it's not Kendrick's team.

Let's say it's not Lob Nation.

Let's say it's TD.

Let's say whoever it is.

Somebody is acknowledging that something could potentially happen, so they took a different approach to this particular tour.

I don't.

Yes, you're right.

I'm not going to put that on Drake.

No, I'm.

Because this is a big broadcast.

No, I'm not saying him.

We're saying that a fool could think that they standing up for their hometown and do some stupid shit.

We see it all the time.

Somebody could be like, yo, I'm right.

Nobody's negating this stuff that you say.

But you're saying that you think it's

stating it.

No, I don't.

Do you recognize a threat?

Yeah.

I'm speaking to the ability to move a certain way once you do.

This is

not really heard of in touring circles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The magnitude of this song and this beef is unheard of.

True.

The shit that

they put the country in a fucking hit.

Niggas got shot by.

People really died with Pocket Biggie.

Yeah, niggas died by hit him up.

True.

I'm talking about they put the country on pause.

The magnitude of the battle, yes.

The magnitude of the beef, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Battle.

I just want to highlight that this is not normal activity for a tour to fly back home when you have a.

I think that's flies.

I think that's super flies.

They went and toured up New Hole King.

That place.

The Chinese

are stupid.

Oh, what?

New Ho King.

Shit, like a tourist attack.

Like one of the tourist attraction.

Shit, like a tourist attraction.

No, ain't no like.

It's a tourist attraction.

It's like Game of Thrones.

Ain't talking about a Chinese restaurant in Japanese?

Yes.

Yeah.

That that was weird.

We had songs.

This video of

kids in there just acting a fool.

Listen, I'm happy for them, man.

And again, recognize that this is over a year later that we have in this conversation.

What a victory last year.

Yeah, damn near a year.

Damn near a year.

Over a year.

Oh, it's was like June, May or June.

No, not like us anniversary.

Yeah, it was like Memorial Day weekend or something like that, somewhere around there.

May June.

Yeah.

So, but even

to that, did we think that he wasn't going to sell out them stadiums?

The average concert goer is some lily white person that could give a fuck about that shit.

I want to see the music.

I want to hear the music.

I want to see the show.

That stadium was packed.

Like, that video was filmed from the rafters.

I could believe it.

Yeah.

Insane.

I could believe that.

I wouldn't have doubted it.

That shit is impressive.

Listen, shout out to Kendrick, man.

Shout out to Kendrick.

Super impressive.

He's still on the run.

Shout out to Toronto.

Word.

Shout out to the people that had a chance to see what that was like, especially out there.

That had to be a moment.

Yeah, shout out to Drake, man.

I don't want to

sell his participation in the

most entertaining beef of all time.

Yeah, that's true.

Y'all playing around.

Not like us is cool, but there's some other heat out there.

I remember pushing DT with a man and whipping two Mazdas.

Grocery shopping at Royal Plaza.

Me and Lil Sanjo's broke on the Gaza.

First floor.

Now shorty see me and say, oh my god, it's Mr.

Tumaza.

I'm with Sniggalino, I'm with Snigga Lachi.

Mr.

Dome, Mr.

Gucci, and Prada.

Alright, man.

That's what she'll drop today, right?

Yeah.

It's easily the worst song I ever heard.

It's worse.

The worst Drake I ever heard in my life.

What was that?

Just a single homeboy I ever heard in my life.

Single EPA, Bob is a bulldog.

Both could have been a single.

Him and Smiley.

And they calling me that cause I watch Tumaza.

Yeah.

I can't.

Yeah, that's bad.

I can't, y'all.

I'm sorry.

That's bad.

I'm sorry.

When Ice Man drops, if it's some shit on there, I'll play this, this, no, no, no, no,

no, and no.

I thought it was interesting they canceled that Kaisinat stream, or pushed it back, rather.

Yeah, I don't know what the.

I don't know what the impetus was.

Oh,

he was supposed to go preview the album, right?

Or something?

I don't know.

They said that something was supposed to preview the.

What was the stream of?

Kaisenet.

Kassinati.

Director Kaisinat.

Oh.

Oh, it was a video premiere.

It was a direct video.

Got it.

Okay.

Who knows?

Anyway,

it's pushed back.

Y'all see that Sabrina Carpenter album cover?

I did.

I did not.

Oh, it's interesting.

But why is it interesting?

It's provocative.

I mean, it's provocative, but...

Get the people.

I see everybody trying to figure out the meaning behind it.

She's on her knees getting her hair pulled by a man, right?

That's the...

Yeah, she's on her knees.

With a ribbon on.

Yeah.

She's got a black bow.

I mean, I don't know if that's a part of the deciphering.

Okay.

She's getting her hair pulled by a man, right, who you don't see.

She's in a kind of what would be seen as like an oral sex kind of position.

A submissive, submissive position.

Yeah, she's on her knees.

Her head is up to like his pelvis.

And the album name is Man's Best Friend.

Right.

Oh, she's getting into her freaky bag.

Okay.

I mean, it's a

big jump from Espresso.

Indeed.

I guess the pushback is what?

People that...

Because I've seen pushback on her tour stuff because she does some racy outfits, stripping her clothes off thing.

Parents are taking their kids to these shows, and they think that that's inappropriate.

I think that

remember

Christina

Aguilar said basically when she first dropped, you had to do everything that the label wanted you to do.

Right.

Right?

So you got to pull out this

you got to do all of that shit.

That was a guitar setup too.

Don't shut up man.

You know we done did that before.

But yo, but when the real you comes out,

your next album, once you prove to be successful, they give you a little bit more leeway.

This might be the real her.

Well, these are also, both these artists that we're talking about came from child star, right disney or nickelodeon so your first couple projects the labels want you to still do the innocent girl bullshit and you want to talk about giving blowjob

this is

this is weird so i'm on her page and i i'm i'm a extremely passive fan i like some of her music i don't rush out to go hear it buy an album whatever so a lot of people are debating in the comments whether or not this was a use of irony and sarcasm because apparently she has been very vocal about the concept of decentering men, you know, and so

this

definitely is completely opposite to that type of rhetoric.

So I

dope.

Well, we don't know that because we haven't heard the album.

Yeah, yeah, we don't know it.

She could very well be doing just that when you hear the music.

Yeah.

And I think the album cover makes a whole bunch of sense.

Yeah, yeah, so because she's got people up in fucking arms in her comments, but there's also why they suck a dick.

Why do people be up in arms about shit?

Y'all suck dick.

Trigger warning.

Anybody that has yet to suck a dick.

There's no trigger.

Y'all love sucking dick.

They ain't getting their hair pulled a little bit.

And the crazy shit.

Yes, that's y'all bag.

And the crazy shit is people be stone-cold freaks behind closed doors and will critique the other freaks in public.

That shit is nuts to me.

That shit is insane to me.

I think part of it is not.

I don't think that that's what's happening here.

No, I don't know.

We took it

and went on a tangent.

I'm just saying.

But even if it's not what's happened and I think it's dope, it's a conversation piece to go look at my album cover.

Yeah, and I think that's what I'm saying.

Hopefully, buy my shit to hear what I'm talking about.

I got a lot of artists.

I just go through this.

You know what I mean?

First, I mean, I think y'all right.

I mean, the Disney thing, I think, is part of it.

People saw her as a Disney person, and even though she's 26 now, it's like.

At what point do you stop looking at me like, you know, pretty proper and innocent?

That's not who I am and then I think artists want people to be we want artists to be who we want them to be remember when that's the way love goes came out.

Yes, that video, which is people lost their fucking shit.

Yeah, nigga.

And J-Lo was in that joint too.

Anyway,

behind me.

I can't sit on this couch, man.

I know.

But like, no, but people didn't love that.

And by the time Janet got to the velvet rope, that whole stretch where Janet was embracing her own sexuality, niggas was not happy.

That's true.

Some people, people like Beyonce does things too sexual at some point.

It's like, we want shit people to to be what we want them to be sometimes and as a parent you taking your parent your kids to these concerts I get it that's different Janet was riding a nigga on it you know I mean like I get it I'm just saying boy stop knock it the fuck off that's a parent taking their kids in some concerts your kids should not be out

if you're going to concert based on the first three albums but then going to the concert based on your friend your kids your bad true it's your bad agree because that's what britney spears like people like their this stretch and then the next album this so you i'm bringing you to the concert of thinking about these three.

That is true.

And then your date, then your fourth album, you riding date.

Hey, we got some Bell Shade coming.

It's not shade.

Baby, hit me one more time.

She's dressed up like the naughty schoolgirl.

We could see the direction she was about to go in, and it was fuck Nickelodeon, fuck Disney.

I'm that bitch, and you about to see it.

Like,

and as a parent, if you're only as a parent, if you're only familiar with the first few projects, right?

That's what your daughters are idolizing.

And then you go take your daughters and you spend this money, and she coming out, uh Christina Aguilera with red man in the water on her knees like you like what the f

yeah concerts is one of the one of the topics where I just don't want to hear none of that parent shit send your kids to the broad wave concert or some pg13 shit that's safe and let parents be and let artists be artists but the hard part of the paradigm was the part of hard part she was pg13 mark i comprehend that

for most artists There was a time where you could bring your kids to this show.

You could bring your kid to the earlier Prince show.

You could bring your kid to the earlier Tina Turner show, the earlier Madonna show.

Then when Prince got into his erotic phase, maybe you should leave your kid on.

When Madonna does

justify my love, maybe it's not for your fucking kid to wear combs on her shirt.

There are kid-friendly concerts and

also Sabrina was sort of was leaning heavily into like, you know, that whole Betty Boop kind of thing, that pin-up girl.

This is a foregone fucking conclusion that she's trying to shed the innocent look and, you know, kind of spread her wings into becoming a woman and examining what that means to her.

And it's going to take different forms and shapes the older that she fucking gets.

Especially

you could see her leaning into it from her performances on award shows.

Right.

Dog, there are people out there that have a different type of relationship with their kids.

It's porn stars.

There's people out there.

If you want to do that with your kid, cool.

Normal kids, sit your fucking ass home for the show that starts at 9.30, 10.

Sorry.

everything ain't got to be kid friendly that's true agreed

agreed that's true agreed

so yeah yeah let sabrina get in her bag thank you corey but now because of this album cover and because of you know what people

like the frenzy is causing i'm actually now very interested to hear what the songs are going to be about so i guess it works mission fucking accomplished yeah yeah and a lot of them kids whose parents are outraged they're going to sneak and get the album anyway they're absolutely going maybe even all the parents who are outraged you got to remember we were listening to Two Live Crew.

We were listening to Adina Howard.

And I'm sure that there's a white version of what I'm saying.

Yeah.

Right.

Madonna.

Okay, yeah, sure.

Prince.

There's a whole, like, we got to remember that at one point we were a kid, we were sneaking to listen to the shit our parents would not have agreed with us listening to.

So, yeah.

Yeah, no, that's real.

It's just, it's a rite of passage.

I just hate that we did some somewhere along the lines, we began to treat music differently than movies.

Like,

the movie will let you know when a kid ain't supposed to be there.

And if the kid try to sneak in, the movie is going to do their best to get their little ass out of there without appearing.

Like, there's some artists that just ain't for your kid to show up here.

I think it's more the disappointment.

I think you're right about everything you just said.

Take that to the Millennium Tour.

But that be the shit, though.

Sometimes that be the disappointment.

It's like,

My kid could go to the Bow Wow show up until this point.

My kid could go to the such and such show up to this point.

And now they've changed.

And now I'm mad.

Like, you're right, don't bring them to the show, but like, I think that's why people are outraged.

I think they're just mad that they can't do that thing that they could do.

I could depend on Sabrina before, I could depend on Britney before.

Now, I ain't got nothing.

Everything being kid-friendly is what ruined part of my experience watching the yin-yang twins perform at BET with me.

That shit was hilarious.

Was it?

Wait till I show you this.

Wait till I show you this.

But then they still said skeet, ski, skeet, skeet.

I was like, yeah.

Wait till I show you this.

And the stupid kids today, they don't know that that ain't how the song go.

Hey, kids, when that song came out,

Way Till You See My Dick, it was pandemonium in the club.

Now look what y'all made the Yingan twins do.

Wait till I show you.

So you wanted them to say, Way Do You See My Dick on B.E.T.?

I'm an adult.

I'm an adult.

What do you think I wanted them to say?

They could have just blocked out dick.

And bitch, right?

Where do you see my dick?

And

they had the delay.

They had the delayed dick.

That's the song your kids will impeach you with when you talk about their music.

They'll be like, wait, y'all was in the club dancing in the way you see my dick.

Send a sweat drip down my ball.

Right.

I like it.

That past that, that's really just a bad clean.

That's a bad clean.

There's no such thing as a bad clean.

What's the good clean for that?

How do you clean up where you see my dick?

What would you do as an artist?

Way do you see my shh?

I like the clean.

Or they do like the moans.

Yeah, yeah.

Sound effects.

Okay, so you wouldn't change the ball.

Sound effects or noise.

You can't hit them with the.

Well, I mean, I wasn't, you know.

What is that?

She might not have done the voiceover.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

I mean, you know.

What else is there in music?

What else is happening in music?

Pretty quiet release week.

I don't think I

caught much of anything.

I want to enter a new line into the worst bar that Hove ever spit.

Okay.

Okay.

Not that I was ever doing a segment on that before.

Now, I don't know what the worst Hove line is today.

I got a few.

But as an adult, I'm listening to

Addicted to the Game the other day.

And that beat is just

calling my name.

I love that song.

Love that song.

And I hear Hove say, in my adult brain now,

I guess I'm more like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is tight.

I got to hear it in context.

We gotta break this.

I gotta hear it in context.

I get it.

What's the problem?

I'll get it.

It's a weird bar for a dude.

I'm like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is tight.

Maybe I need context.

What happens before?

What happens after?

That's what I said.

Okay.

That ain't the greatest bar for a man to be spitting.

With some oil, some water, some bacon, soda, the pain.

My belly has been replaced with other forms of starvation.

I guess it's just a need to be heard.

I need niggas to say, I can't believe your words.

I'm just an addict, addicted to music.

Voices sporadic, I gotta unconfuse it.

Sort of like a Rubis Cube is every album's a color, but I fuck with the

color.

I guess I'm all like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is right.

Right.

So,

this ain't what this is.

So, well, I need to hear how to do it.

No,

No, no, no, no.

He's breaking down.

Break it down for us,

yo.

I get it.

It's like a gift and a curse.

Like, yo, Shorty got a little Fupa, but her ass is fat.

You understand what I'm saying?

Like, it's like, eh.

So you like that.

That's a horrible line.

That is a horrible line.

Fupa got that good shit up under the shit.

I'm not saying that the sentiment is wrong.

I'm saying a rapper saying that.

But her ass is right.

Come on.

I guess I'm more like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is right.

No, nigga.

Nah, I'm not.

I hear you.

The way you spit that out.

That's probably one of the worst Jay-Z lines I've ever heard.

It's not great.

It's not a good line.

It's not.

No.

It's okay.

He said it fly.

He said it fly.

It's not bad enough for me to come to the show with it,

but it's not his best work.

What do you think is the worst?

You said you had a couple.

I mean, it's just, for me, it'd be the corny lines or shit that don't make sense.

Like, what's the joint?

Is it already, where does he say?

I'm half man, half mammal?

Oh, yeah.

That's 10 times worse than that.

Right.

Like, you can't say you're half man.

And he sung that.

Right.

And he was singing it.

Is that already home?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, nah.

Yes.

That bothers me a lot.

Horrible.

Horrible.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

I went back and listened to that Jay Electronica album, and

I still...

It's not good.

What?

Not good.

What?

Written testimony?

That's the one.

You are out of your mind that's the one with him and jay-z yeah jay-z went crazy on that album jay electronica's album but yeah jay-z went crazy on that album jay i what

mark you could what all y'all don't like that you could get your pitch higher and higher

i'm about to be mariah i think i remember i remember i was kind of liking it at the time but i went back and was like i listen to it all the time okay i love that album makes sense i'm a jay jay electronica i love jay electronic is yeah he's among my greats i just don't think that that album was for fames i should say

really yeah okay Y'all are fucking me up with that.

I'm shocked.

I like Jay Electronica a lot.

That's why I'm surprised.

You know the era where you have to say that is over.

Y'all don't have to say it.

I do.

I like that.

Y'all might be stuck in whatever year that was happening in.

Y'all don't have to qualify that.

I'm going to say Jay Electronica is on my list of artists.

You like him for other reasons, because Cold Nation shit.

No, it's because he...

There's almost no J Electronica versus that I think is whack.

Well, there aren't a lot of those.

Let me ask you that.

There aren't a lot of J Electronica versus.

Some of of y'all niggas would do all of me.

I don't hate him.

Why would you hate him?

He don't rap.

No, I think he can rap.

He about to.

He can definitely rap, though.

He can rap.

I said he don't rap.

I said he don't rap.

I didn't say he can't.

No, no.

Do you think he held his own on that album?

Yes.

I hate the production.

This is my main thing.

And a lot of it was him.

Respectful.

I think I would have liked some of the sonically some stuff I didn't like, even the way it was mixed a little bit.

Yeah.

But I thought he rapped his ass off.

I mean, I wouldn't do an album with Hove for my debut album uh

hove held his own but no i thought jay i thought jay more than i thought there's some verses where he got the best of them

well we'll have to take your word for it because i heard that no one heard it i heard it and

it was nominated for grammy

that the album the only nigga that listened to it that doesn't mean that at least five people listened to it you said

way more than you

no it was a great album and you got more work coming i know for a fact actually i just talked to him yesterday i know for a fact i know i'm sure buddy

i know i'll be excited to hear some new J Electronica.

That album just was not it for me.

I'll be excited to hear some new Cardi.

I'd be excited if a new Big L first drop.

Wow.

What are y'all talking about?

That's a big difference.

No, it's not.

We got a new Slick Rick album today.

Well, hold up.

I want to add my favorite one.

Album?

Album.

Bitch.

It's a better roll.

There's a new Slick Rick album.

It's part of the Mass Appeal rollout thing, which a Big L album is coming on that.

I'm curious to see what that's going to be.

It sounded really dope.

There's a couple records that are a little housey, which I didn't love.

And it's really short.

It's only like 27 minutes long.

Oh,

yeah.

It's pretty dope.

It's nice to hear Slick Rick and I'd rather

storytelling film.

Yeah, there's a record for you on there, actually.

It's called Landlord.

Oh, shit.

Nas is on here.

Yeah, Nas is on there.

Qtip did a beat, I think, on there.

It's dope, though.

Oh, I'm gonna listen.

It's just gonna look like Landlord.

I might be asleep.

I'm gonna listen to this.

Rapping about putting people out?

Kind of.

He's rapping about the trials and tribulations of being a landlord.

That's funny.

It's not my bag to put the people out either.

I know.

I know.

They can pay the rent hype.

Taking niggas to straw.

Get the fuck out of here.

Which I cut off after 20, 25 minutes.

I cut that shit off.

Oh, shit.

30, maybe.

All right, we got JLX, Slick Rick.

What else?

Get rooted down.

Total time got fucked up going on right now.

Let's do it.

Who else?

The nice and smooth drop.

You damn the fucking homo Homo sapien right there.

That's funny, son.

Red-headed kingpin drop.

Souls of mischief.

That's funny, son.

Intelligent Hoodlum's got one coming.

This nigga said Redhead Kingpin.

Oh, my man.

That's funny.

I think a rap.

There was a Deluxe Wayne album that I'm not pressing play on.

It can't be no worse.

Yes, it could.

It could.

It could be more

from that session.

I was hoping there's some remixes of, because some of those songs would be better just with better production.

Well, Nikki hopped on Welcome to N.O.

That's true.

That's true.

I didn't hear it yet, so I heard it.

She got to talk about it.

She got busy.

She got busy.

She took a couple shots.

I ain't listening to no rap shit.

I don't care.

Did AR and B drop?

ARN B drop?

Chris Brown dropped a single.

Actually, I'm going to play it as a sleeper.

Okay.

Nothing else, really.

Amario dropped some, just songs.

Songs dropped.

Fucking Kaylani dropped some.

Kaylani dropped.

I'll probably play that.

Yeah, that was was my number two.

Nobody asked you for your number two.

Nobody asked you what you was playing, nigga.

Yeah, number two.

When did somebody announce

the number two sleep?

I thought you would have played the Chris Brown song on a segment, so I had to play.

Pinpoint nothing I'm about to ever do.

Good.

I'm not predictable in that manner.

Okay.

You don't know what song I'm getting to, nigga.

Okay.

Jay of fucking leg.

Sabrina Claudio dropped last week.

I didn't notice that.

Album?

Mm-hmm.

Is she still racist?

I forgave her.

Okay.

Listen, y'all still been letting Doja Cat rock.

I'm letting Sabrina Claudio rock.

Same.

If it's fire, it's fire.

Yeah, I can't help it.

Fuck it.

I hate that fucking morals have made their way into music.

Why?

I do hate it, though.

Like, why do we know who's a racist?

Good question.

Why do we know?

Because they outed themselves.

What do you mean?

Everybody didn't out themselves.

This is a long, yeah, well, tweets.

They kind of.

If you write a tweet, if you write a post on your Instagram, if you write some shit for the world to see it, you gave it to the world.

Do somebody want to tell me,

where's Sweetie at?

That's a good question.

She must have got wiped up or something.

That's misogynistic.

Damn.

Well, I'm just saying that when people disappear for a long time, male or female, sweetie, ice spice, it's a few people.

Where the fuck they went?

Their whole little subgenre is

a little late.

I won't say nothing about

Mariah the Scientist having one of my favorite songs out right now and talking about it nowhere during the GD Awards and why that could have happened.

No comment.

But it's funny.

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

I have no idea why.

I know that that song is fire enough for her to have done a couple interviews.

What's the song called?

I don't know, but it's fine.

It's a dope.

Burning blue.

Burning blue.

I played that song.

That song is fire.

All the girlies are playing this shit.

This shit is fire.

But Young Thug kept dragging her around everywhere

with a mask.

You know, the things that hip-hop is allowing.

Let me see.

That was a fucking little mask.

Oh, my God.

That nigga said, You are not going to be with an interview over here.

Holy shit.

Nah, this song is all the way fire.

I got that blue

fever.

Cold ass ice till you can hear us.

You're like another

fire breathing child.

It don't burn how it'll be us.

It's true.

You

You get the point.

Yeah, that's all.

You get the point.

That sounds great.

That song is fire.

Mariah Scientists, I hope you allowed to do an interview at some point.

Gotta be careful.

Who else was looking funny at the BET Awards on my second viewing?

Fucking huh?

Oh, they tearing Erica Minna ass up for rolling up on Bow Wow like that.

What's she saying?

She just popped up on him while he was like doing an interview or something.

While he was working.

He was working.

She popped up on him, said surprise, and are you proud of me?

But she was real happy and giddy.

But the internet was frying up because of some abuse shit that I ain't touching.

What?

I ain't touching it.

Anytime somebody abused somebody out there, they want me to go, no.

No.

Sorry.

What else happened?

Funny.

Moneybag Yo is going viral because his picture at the BT Awards.

What did he do?

He looks like he's had quite a bit of Bro Talks.

No, he got a lot of shit done.

Oh.

He looks like he got a lot, a lot done.

And I guess people are just now noticing.

It wasn't the most.

The picture didn't favor him the best.

Oh, okay.

Could have been bad lighting, you know?

No, he got a lot of shit done.

No, it's definitely not bad lighting.

He got it done.

Whatever they're saying he got done, he wouldn't have got it done.

Niggas are so secretive about the shit.

Nigga, we got eyes.

We remember when you came out, and we're looking at you now.

How would you guys?

What do you think the response would be if somebody came out and said, Yeah, you know, I got a little bit of Brotox here,

and I got my eyes pulled up here.

Nothing, you would get clowned for a week.

No, it depends on.

Nigga, Funk Flex recorded himself putting cups and lipo sticks in his ass.

We clowned him for a week, and everybody went on with their life.

It depends on your image, though.

Some of these people's images are of this.

What?

I can't kill you if I got my body done.

Make this make sense to me.

What can't I do if I got my body done?

Like, I'm a thug, nigga.

You getting your eyebrows torqued or you know?

Thug niggas is the ones that's getting their body done.

I don't know that.

I'm just saying.

I'm telling you.

So that's why a nigga would want to keep it secretive.

Why?

Is vanity seen as like a feminine trait?

Yeah.

No, but you shouldn't be.

I don't know what he got done or allegedly got done.

But if a man went out and started getting his

cheekbones and all that shit changed,

it takes away from some of your thugism.

How?

How?

You can't be like a vain thug.

You can't bust your gun if you got your cheekbones lifted.

I feel like that would be beneficial if you bust your gun.

Like, get your shit.

That wasn't me.

That was somebody else.

Bust shot will be T.

You know what I'm saying?

Or patch.

That's crazy.

Yeah, it's hard to be a thug with like

that kind of band.

Unless you're a pimp.

That's the one space where you're supposed to be vain.

You get your hair done.

You get your nails right.

You know what I mean?

But you can't do that as like a regular gangster nigga.

You can't.

Come on, John.

Look at all the things you can get as thugs, dude.

That's the problem.

And the idea of masculinity.

That's it.

Get some lips, getting your lips injected.

Yeah.

Push your way.

Light bro.

I can't believe you on this side of this.

Why?

Because your ass is laser.

I'm not a.

Juan.

All right, so let's be clear with that.

That was medical.

No, not just that.

One, I'm not a thug.

One, I'm not just that.

Was it medical?

No, I'm not a thug.

That's number one.

I don't portray myself to be that.

To me, you've always been.

All right, anyway.

Number two,

my whole image changed.

If somebody got their ass done, it's not getting their face or some.

Nigga, you got hair removed from your body.

That's not getting some fucking lipo lip shit.

I will agree with this, with Isha Nielsen said.

We're not seeing his ass.

What the fuck are you talking about?

We're not seeing his ass.

There's a difference.

It's not even remotely close.

You getting hair removed off your body.

Your ass.

Your ass.

So?

That's just not a song.

If you shave your balls, nigga, what's the difference?

That's not your ass.

Again, it's all about sort of what we think men do.

And men don't usually.

That goes against traditional.

I'm not saying it's wrong with that.

I'm just saying.

We're fighting, man.

I think, one, y'all niggas don't know the niggas that's shaving their ass.

Hopefully, y'all don't know the niggas that's shaving their asses.

And I think niggas is out here male scaping and grooming themselves way more than we talk about.

Manscaping is different than your ass.

That's who?

Us.

We're telling you.

You're wrong, but it's okay.

I'm not saying it should be wrong.

I'm just saying niggas do make a distinction.

It's your ass, nigga.

I don't care.

When you get your ass,

you're getting your balls.

You're getting all of that shit done at the same time.

It's just not.

We made jokes about it, about the ass because it's funny, but that's what comes out today.

You got the bundle.

You got the buckets.

You got the daddy makeovers.

The all-star package, for sure.

The all-star package.

Sometimes you can't go all natural.

Sometimes you got to get get some medical intervention.

That's true.

What you think, Mel?

Go ahead, male.

I just have a question.

For all of you.

So when you manscape the front, why are you doing that?

What's your personal reasons for it?

I have an idea, but I don't have a dick and ball.

So

the woman that you're with or male, if you're

easier access.

We don't want that, all that.

Trust me, I know.

We don't.

So we appreciate manscaping.

I fucking like the shuttle.

Anyway.

You're right, I am.

I'm American.

So that's the point.

And making it easy access.

Sure.

And hygiene.

Hygiene.

And hygiene.

Gotcha.

Hygiene.

Okay.

So.

If my ass is in the mix, then maybe I want to cater to it.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm crazy.

I feel them.

All right.

I got it.

Your ass is in the mix.

If the shit that you're doing, then

treat it.

Treat it right.

So you must have been the first nigga in line.

I don't do none of that.

I don't do none of that.

The shit that you do.

You don't know what I do.

First of all,

I know there's no action in life

that made me say to myself, you know what made this go smoother?

So all I can do is assume what you do.

It's okay.

You got it.

Yo, I don't think James.

No.

You couldn't possibly.

But anyways, it's all right.

Are there, would you do anything else?

Nah, I'm not a fan of it.

Is there anything else to do?

Once you take it there.

I'm not.

Now, you might take it further.

Like, would you get...

Nothing.

Nothing?

No.

Would you do any other plastic surgery?

Not just on your ass, but anywhere.

No Botox?

None of that.

Really?

I think growing age and, I mean, growing old is a part of life.

What about hair?

Would you do hair stuff or anything like that?

It depends on

I would try the holistic route first.

They could have taken the hair from your ass that you've lasered away so recklessly.

You know, setting up.

And then I'm looking at his legs hairy as hell.

Like, how does that work when you hit the spin move?

Yo, my.

What the fuck is the spin?

Are we back on scene?

I don't know what's happening right now.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Now, what is I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I hit something.

I thought that was a breaking news going on.

It was.

You ugly.

You lucky flipping.

That's all I got for you.

Okay, hairy legs.

Continue.

Yeah.

I'm just saying, when he hit the spin move, it looked like a whole different person.

What's the spin move?

Some shit you be doing?

I ain't like you don't remember.

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is.

It's like a man.

All right, you got it, big dog.

Anyway.

You got it.

No, that's not.

Not your thing.

Yeah, I ain't.

Was there any procedures that you would do, Mark?

I would definitely do a hair procedure.

Okay.

For sure.

Okay.

For sure.

At some point, I'm going to need it.

Okay.

Sooner than later.

And I'm all for it.

I have no shame about that.

I would do calf implants.

I was about to ask, would anybody do the calf implants?

I would absolutely do calf implant implant implants.

That's perfect for you.

My wife wouldn't let me.

Like, wait, do you want to get taller or you want to beefier your calf images?

The calf is going to be an issue with your gene tightness.

They've gotten bigger since I've been on the show.

Look, see.

Yo, dog,

what's the purpose behind it?

Because white boys do that.

I never heard no black person saying that.

Like the white boys do that.

No, the white boys in Miami and LA.

Dog.

He's trolling.

That's the thing for the white boys.

Along with.

Right.

Because niggas the ones getting their ass cleaned, shaving.

I've never heard of a black person saying that they wanted to get their calves done.

Never.

That's some white boy shit in like Miami and the spots where they be bodybuilding and shit like that.

Usually, if their calves are different.

But also is Miami shit for the surfboard white boys with the thongs.

Because the Versace house had lots of that shit.

I wouldn't know.

The Versace house.

I wound up about that.

But that's what makes it weird.

You did that without the invitation.

I'm hairy and down near is for hygienic purposes, my nigga.

I don't know.

What's the hygienic about your body?

You know what I mean?

I'm about to say, what is happening on your ass cheeks?

Nigga, you sweat in the summertime.

You be mad.

I'm not hairy, so that's what I'm saying.

At all.

I'm not hairy.

Nigga, when the last time you sweat?

You don't do nothing active.

When do you sweat?

The Jamaicans do your lifting.

Man, you sweat all the time.

Are you stupid, yo?

What's wrong with you now?

Anywho,

what would I do?

I would do something.

I can't think of what it is, but I would do something.

Yeah, I have no shame about it.

Would it be something super vain, like a muscle or an enlargement, or would it be like something more like

cosmetic?

Like, yeah, like what would it be something functional?

You know what I mean?

Actually, let me ask you.

An enlargement is cosmetic.

Yeah.

It's vein.

It might be functional, though, depending on, like, for example, not talking about you, but just sexually, some people get penile enlargements, not because part of it is cosmetic, but part of it is there's a functionality to it.

Like, you please your partner more.

Whereas my calves would just be because

I want to be able to wear shorts.

Yeah,

if I had a teeny meat, I'll do it.

I would.

I think.

I think that that's part of.

Like Mel talked about

breast implants.

Sure.

A lot of women feel more feminine with that.

If I had a little meat, I'd be in the line, my nigga.

So So you holding?

Sign me up.

You holding?

I'm cool.

Is it packaging?

It said, I got big meat and a clean ass.

I'm ready for summer.

Summer meat.

Holy shit.

His meat wasn't big enough to make him say, you know what, I don't need to be clean back here.

Damn.

Nigga, what the kids keep making improvements.

What the fuck is going to do with your meat?

Oh, my God.

Because if your dick is big enough, you don't need to do that shit.

It's all right, dog.

Joe.

It's 49.

That's your world.

I'm 49.

Everybody got an all-star package.

Yeah, that's cool.

That's cool.

Stick to the rivers and the lakes.

You know what I mean?

49.

Will your dick shrink when you turn 49?

Why are you confused?

No, I'm telling you, nigga, that my dick has been sufficient for 49 years.

Sufficient.

Sufficient.

You heard them?

Sufficient.

That's the word.

Sufficient.

The woman said to me, it's sufficient.

Yeah,

you're not holding, my boy.

She told me it was sufficient.

Hey, big dog.

Yo, you're not holding, my boy.

You got it.

Okay.

Sufficient Sammy over here.

Got it.

Maybe it's sufficient.

I ain't going to say that.

Anyway, Parks, would you do anything?

I'm confident in myself.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Maybe I guess a calf would be okay, but it's no, no.

I'm cool.

That's it.

I would do the laser.

I mean, you did invisalize.

See, that's the thing.

Sometimes we normalize certain kinds of medicines.

That's true.

That's true.

Yeah.

I guess I already in.

I'm thinking about LASIK too.

I might be LASIK.

Oh, that's interesting.

That's another functional one.

That's true for me.

I put the wrong contacts in last pod and I went home with a headache and I was miserable all day.

And I was like, when I got home, I looked, I was like, oh, I had the wrong shit

the whole day.

They're not even that far apart, but it's enough.

It'll make your day mad.

Would y'all do the fake muscles?

Like some, I've seen rappers have like the fake abs, the fake biceps, fake pecs.

Nah, I'm packing too much for that.

I'm mad sufficient.

Nigga, you know how sufficient I am?

I don't need no fake muscles.

Sufficient.

Who the fuck he was fucking?

Joe Jojo.

Jojo Joe.

I know what that means.

I know what that means.

Getting out of the way.

He said, y'all Eskimo twins

and you were referred to as insufficient.

I would be brilliant.

After the act, someone said that was sufficient.

Right.

Sufficient is crazy.

That nigga was sufficient.

Oh, my God.

Anyway, Melissa Ford, anything for you?

Hmm.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know right now.

I might maybe in five years feel like I want to get Botox or something, but then I'm just like, eh.

What if I really hate it and what I had was better?

So that's why I always err on the side of caution.

Just say fucking.

If it worked right.

If Filler

chicks be looking fucking crazy, they be looking crazy.

Botox is different than that.

Temporary, right?

It'll go away or something.

No, filler's.

They got to keep coming back.

Filler, you got to get that shit removed out of your face.

The facelift should be looking crazy.

Yeah.

Depending on it's the expensive one.

Brad Pitt got a facelift.

His shit is fucking gorgeous.

Demi Moore's facelift is fucking dope.

Chris Jenner just got something done.

I don't really know what's happening there because they do so much alteration to all their videos and shit like that.

It's a couple actresses in our community.

They shit,

they look incredulous all the time.

All community.

Some of the shit that people be saying is fly.

It ain't fly to me.

Yeah, it's too much.

And you can't undo it.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I want to get Lipo, too.

That's the other thing.

I would definitely, like, if I couldn't burn a stomach at some point, I would definitely.

You do that before Ozempic?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd be right to that.

Ozempic might make that nigga disappear.

He might go into like some portal somewhere.

Black Mirror?

Yeah.

Dog matter.

I read an article somewhere that one of the side effects of Ozempic that's been happening in the male community is

it's making people shit bigger.

Oh, really?

You mean their dick?

Correct.

Got it.

You get a little more dick out of the action.

Thank God I'm sufficient.

Yo, you come in here 40 pounds later next month.

I'm gonna know he did some bullshit.

I feel like they should put that in the advertising.

Oh, they're sound like you're gonna off the shelves.

What?

Is their dick really getting bigger, or are they just their bodies getting smaller so now they can actually

see tripping bushes so the tree looks bigger?

It's scientific that when men lose uh stomach, they get their meat back.

I'm dying.

So that shit is just turtling up in there.

What size is it?

That ain't even something you research when you're sufficient.

How do I get it?

I don't even know all of this shit, nigga.

God damn.

And you did lose mad weight just now.

I'm gonna spare you.

You got it, my dick.

Don't spare me.

You got it.

Hey, somebody tell me my dick ain't sufficient.

I'm going to just go shave them hairs that's right there.

That was my answer to the male question earlier.

Why the niggas shave?

You know what I mean?

So the projection.

The button picks up.

The dick picks you up.

Yeah, don't play.

Oh, shit.

Yo, some of the, all right, we had the part of the part where I'm just about to start rambling shit that's on my mind.

Some of these,

some of these medical commercials out there are fooling me with their new style with the background music.

Oh, yeah.

They taking black hits

with new white toys

and it's hypnotizing.

Give me the salt.

Nigga, I'm in the crib cleaning up.

They talk about some real love.

Oh, yeah.

I'm searching for some real love.

And I looked up.

It was

some white people walking on the water.

Yes, psoriasis medicine.

Yes.

No, that's what they're doing.

And they took C.T.

Penniston, Keep On Walking, Crystal Waters.

They're taking black classics and putting them on these medical commercials.

White bottle on your masters.

Be careful.

Be careful out there.

That's it.

Niggas will repurpose your shit and sell it to Pfizer.

Nah, that's fucking crazy.

Did you see that company, Hypnosis, that was buying all them catalogs?

Sony Button bought the shit back?

No.

That's crazy.

Otherwise, I just thought of that I guess in the licensing conversation so all that shit people sold they shit for however many millions of dollars and the shit ends up right back with Sony anyway right wow that was crazy are we gonna talk about air india and the survivor yeah whole survivor seat 11a

express expect price hikes word oh yeah well only if it's by like a door because that's where there was an emergency door right there at 11a no you just talking about no

it'll it'll just be price hikes for 11a.

It ain't got to be by a door.

Yeah, people are superstitious enough to say 11 is already a lucky number.

God, okay.

No, I thought the price hike would come with that

the emergency exit door.

Let's get the whole point.

We call it ghetto first class, but that's how he survived.

He survived because he was by the emergency exit door.

So when shit went awry, he jumped out the plane.

Wait, he didn't stop to assist the other passengers?

None of us are going to do that.

Oh, I don't even pretend I am.

Well, I mean, assistants.

Well, you got to pretend.

You got to point out that.

He opened the door.

I just kind of look away when they ask that question because I don't have to.

Oh, no, they'll be afraid to.

Oh, are they supposed to not affirm?

No, they'll say.

No, we have to say yes.

You have to say it.

You have to verbally say yes.

You can't.

I'm just skating by, but I also haven't been down there in a long time.

I lie and say, of course I will help them first.

Wow.

First after me.

I think some shit is just an obvious lie.

It is helping if I open the door.

That's the point.

That's the point.

Not 12 feet.

Hey, yo, y'all, it's far down there.

Fuck what?

I'll let you know if I'm making work.

Crazy.

Well, that's what the help was.

You know, he opened the door.

It's just nobody followed him.

Nobody was able to.

Because they were jammed up between 12B and 13.

Shout out.

Big foot was in 1788.

Shout out.

Dad, that's it.

No, thoughts and prayers to everybody that lost their family members and their life.

No, that's tough.

My homeboy's brother was on the plane.

Who?

Sheesh.

Who this robbery?

Oh, God.

His brother was on the plane.

Thoughts and prayers for sure for everybody who lost their life.

Over 200 people.

There's been so much plane shit in this last 365.

Make me not want to travel.

I think that's their plan, is to scare everybody out of traveling.

And to stay on.

If this was episode of 24, that's what would be happening.

And the crazy part was they showed the plane.

Dog, it was in the air for 30 seconds.

It didn't even reach, you know,

super, super high altitudes.

It came right back down, and everybody still lost their lives.

That's

imagine.

If I'm the survivor dude and i'm in that type of horrifying experience and jump off and survive don't crowd me

like i saw the video i think it was human reaction to crowd him get off me my man had his arm around him walking him people was feeling yo dog don't touch me they said he called his dad told his dad that the plane crashed like and my your brother was on that plane You know what I'm saying?

So

that's incredible.

I think it's just human nature to surround him like, yo, you're the only person to get off the plane.

For sure.

You good?

You know what I mean?

And the fact that he walked.

Yeah, he was walking.

After that just happened.

That adrenaline know how you walking.

Fuck around, I could move a car.

But

again, thoughts and prayers is crazy.

200 and it was a big, the big joint.

It's 240 people

minus him, 239.

When you survive a crash like that, does that make you...

Survivor's guilt?

No, no, no.

I don't care about that.

I wouldn't have none of that.

Would that make you extra cautious, or would that make you feel like you could do whatever you want?

Like you're playing with house money now.

I don't know if I would take flights anymore.

See, that's what I wondered.

Like, or would you go to the other extreme?

Like, I'm good.

Become a pilot.

Yeah, like, you're getting a plane crash once in a lifetime.

The odds are so infinitesimal that you're getting two, that you might be like, fuck it, I'll just.

That's true.

Yeah, got it out the way.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but if you survive the first one and get caught by a second one, you're a dodo.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm not even about to play that game.

I survived one,

I'm biking it.

City trike it is.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Sorry, buddy.

You might start feeling invincible.

Yeah.

I would be walking around guide move.

That would be me.

I'd be on guide mode everywhere.

Like,

after playing.

I'd be walking around like I was extra sufficient.

Sufficiency at his fucking shit.

Super sufficient.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Talk about quick thinking.

True.

Like, only he thought to jump.

And with the bravery to be like, fuck it, I'm jumping.

Like, that ain't necessarily promised to do you the best.

You're right.

I mean, listen, every time I picture something happening and me having to bust a move, I get caught at the door.

Jumping out of the airplane as it's going down is fucking crazy.

I don't know if it if it hit or if he jumped when it was midair, but I know he got out that bitch in a timely fashion.

I wouldn't be able to open that door.

I don't even listen when the lady telling you how to open it.

He said, I don't even know how to open it.

I'd be at my headphones.

Yeah,

I'll be listening.

She'd be saying important shit up here.

And I know you travel a lot, but every plane is made differently.

And so please listen to.

I'll be like, yo, is it Wi-Fi?

Yeah, you're right.

You got it.

Word up, nigga.

Hey, when they start serving the food.

Oh, pardon me, just trying to tell you how to save your life in the event that something goes wrong.

You worried about some fucking Zinfandel.

I'm trying to save your life.

Right.

I'm good.

Let's see what else is going on here.

Let's see.

Speed and Ashton race.

I don't fucking care about them niggas racing.

Joe, you got something on the board, and I wonder what you thought about it.

You said Mount Rushmore of Power Trip Jobs.

Mount Rushmore of Power Trip Jobs.

I saw this as I was running.

George Washington.

Please.

I saw this as I was just perusing the net.

Thought it was an interesting talk.

I wanted to ask you guys' opinions.

TSA is on that list.

DMV is on that list.

Bouncer at the club.

Bouncer at the club.

That club bouncer is like Abe Lincoln.

He's like Abe Lincoln.

IRS agent.

Them niggas.

And you're getting audited.

They ignorant, but the club nigga got it.

The club nigga and the police.

Yeah.

Police aren't it.

See, police ain't on it for me.

To me, you make the rush more.

It has to be a gap between how cocky you should be and how cocky you are.

That's why I don't cocky.

To me, it's like the the person that Chipotle that be to be managing the fucking

fucking

riding up the street and the cops is just kicking it and they double park and you can't get by and they be like, So, yo, word, so that's some bullshit, Reggie Miller was doing.

You like, yo, my nigga, fuck is you doing?

People got to go home.

We got pulled over yesterday.

Cool.

So, my driver.

Really?

Who has never been pulled over while you're in the middle?

He drives 12 miles an hour, nigga.

And he only got one speeding ticket in his whole fucking life.

But anyway, we got pulled over.

I forgot how I feel almost.

Was it inspection?

No, he was speeding.

He was doing 37 and a 25 in Englewood.

Trying to make it black and a white.

Trying to make my barber appointment.

And it was a black officer that pulled us over.

I'm in the back with my window raised.

And so it took longer than I expected for him to find his paperwork.

So we was there for a second.

You rolled a wonder down the seven?

No, I did not.

He didn't just say that Joe Hump with me?

Pump.

I didn't roll a window down.

I don't do that.

Shit, with the police?

I don't do that.

Well, anymore, anyway.

So keep going.

When I was unlicensed, I started saying, Pumpkins.

I just need 10 minutes off of the story.

Anyway,

he kept us there for about 15 minutes, and then he came back to the car and he said, here, and so was shitting bricks, because you know him.

He's scared to death of a speeding ticket.

And he gave him a warning.

Yeah, this is a written warning.

Black guy.

Saw another black guy.

And when he did that, I said, man, I rolled the window down.

I said, Thank you so much, man.

And he said,

And I just shook his hand, and I'm like, Yo, that unsaid black shit, man, fuck that.

You don't know.

If I was your driver, I'd have been like, if you did that 10 minutes ago, I would have had this goddamn warning.

I don't know what's so tall.

I would have rolled on the die.

I'm driving like Joe Bunting.

I don't think my driver knows I'm famous, really.

Joe, shut up.

I'm dead ass.

It's not possible.

I don't think well.

It's not possible.

He don't keep that in mind as he drives.

He don't, I met him, by the way.

Nice guy.

I met him two days ago.

Sweetheart.

Super, yeah.

Amazing guy.

He's too earnest.

He follows the rules and all that shit.

He's a guy.

I'll be seeing him.

He's an African man.

Dog, I'll be seeing him in the hood.

Like, so,

hey, buddy.

Like, yo, just a nice guy, but I don't roll that bundle down to keep my four points, two points.

Yo, look, look.

Anyway, shout out to the black copper Inglewood that pulled us over.

That was, that was salute.

Good looking out.

Good looking out.

I interrupted our story.

Who are we talking about?

Mount Rushmore of Intelligence Joshua.

Yeah.

Bodyguard.

I mean, bouncers at the the club, TSA,

fast food team leader supervisor.

Those beat them motherfuckers.

I'm with you.

Yo, the motherfucker checking your shit.

That's why I don't go to Walmart now, but when they're downside,

you like your favorite.

Oh, the guy at the door, the receipt check.

Costco.

Costco beat.

That's a good one.

I curse the Mountain Costco one time.

Why?

Down, down.

You don't have a right to do that.

That's against the law for the rest of the day.

To check your receipts.

You can't make me do that.

Can't make you do that.

You can't make me do that.

Can I make you do that?

Do you want to see if you might have stolen something?

That is again, from what I heard, it's against the law.

They can't.

Oh, okay.

I'm learning something.

But I cursed the people out of Costco one time, this lady, because, yo, she was all in my shit.

Like,

yeah.

Ma'am, you don't know what P1268ZYX mean on the receipt.

Right.

You tell them this lotion from my cart full of shit.

She just let him mosey out, and I lost it.

I lost it.

Like, yo, why you ain't do that shit on their account?

Why you ain't fucking.

Even you go through the things like that.

My nigga, you you a couple shades darker than me, my nigga.

You ain't the most.

They treat you like that.

You ain't the most motherfucking Afrocentric.

Yo, but nah, I lost it.

Straight lost it.

I don't even stop for them no more.

At Costco's, I think you got to, I think.

You don't?

It's membership.

It's a membership.

You're some membership.

What do they do if you keep going?

They could take your membership.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

You're saying, like, got you.

If Walmart is a public place, like, I don't got to succumb to that.

But if you're a member of this particular member.

They can take your membership.

They still can't legally keep you there, but they can't step you in there.

So, now I lost it.

Y'all playing around at them fucking white places.

The nigga at Best Buy tackle you down to the ground.

They will.

You try to get by him,

he gonna pull out a class.

Lawsuit, yep.

Lawsuit.

Because Best Buy niggas going in there still stealing DVDs.

Putting them niggas coal out of business.

He had a lot of pressure on it.

Yo.

You can look like that bitch ass nigga.

What, nigga?

That nigga be watching us steal CDs.

It's like a game at the exit.

Nigga, like the wire.

Best Buy got the double double sliding door.

I'll exit your entrance.

Stupid.

No, the nigga.

Oh, shit.

The security nigga at the club has the least

reason to be who he is.

Right.

The very least reason to be who he is.

Right.

And that'd be the goat.

And that's the other person.

The salesperson at a really, really high-end exclusive store

oh yeah bro for sure like you can't buy nothing in here yourself but you treating me like bro i just read an article about following me around yep they say snoop says snoop bought some high-end car dealership so he goes in there on some incognito shit

the manager told this like three or four times i don't think we have anything in here for you and at this point snoop owned it yes he's the new owner again i don't know how true it is he's the new owner he's sitting there waiting for the he's waiting for the regional.

Look,

he's waiting for the regional manager to come.

Let's check our Googles to introduce him.

He don't give a fuck neither.

He keeps going.

Googles, bro.

Your voice is too strong.

My nigga, you'll be like, yo, I don't care about the facts.

Check your Googles.

Tell your story.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, but there are facts out there for them to find.

Okay.

You will blatantly say, yo, I don't know this shit out.

No, I'm right.

Listen, he is right.

He is right.

You text Snoop?

Nah, bitch.

Snoop.

Yo, so they said.

Car dealership manager kicks out Snoop Dogg.

She ain't kick him out, but she was real, real rude to the nigga.

Like, yo, I don't think we have anything for you here.

I think you would be better served if you went up the street.

I could give you to sending them to some cheaper dealerships.

And the nigga was in there for Mad Long, waiting on the regional manager to come to introduce him as the new owner.

And the lady was mad rude for Mad Long.

And then they said Snoop talked to the whole staff and he was staring at the lady like, yo, we're going to treat everybody the same.

Like this visual thing that y'all doing is not applicable.

And to Mark's point, motherfuckers been Neiman Marcus be talking to you like you broke.

Motherfucker, you in here can't buy this shit.

And Neiman Marcus?

No, they make some money in Neiman Marcus.

But to Mark's point, and depending on if you're part-time or not.

No, I got some Neiman Marcus people's.

I don't want no problems.

And your girl told me to tell you how I get.

And Neiman?

No,

it's this older white lady that loves Joe she sells you cologne see you think I'm trying to be funny Portia her name is not Portia oh the same lady because I talked to her she quit Blomadales how did you know everybody in every fucking top Portia she quit Blomadal's I don't think you're talking about Portia not here no more

Short and Neiman's yeah this nigga's amazing

everyone in jersey literally I call him anytime be like yo I need to he'd be like he don't just be like go to this street he'd go to the store make a right ask for this guy with a green hat on his name is

just know I know what he got on.

But talk to her nice.

She just went through some shit with her kids.

What the fuck?

You did it to me two weeks ago.

You stupid, yo.

Nigga, you ain't just doing it to be two weeks ago.

You're welcome, my nigga.

I'm just trying to.

Thank you.

Just trying to help my brother, man.

We moved on from the Snoop segment.

Yeah, it's a question.

It's a question.

No, no, no, we continue to research.

Sorry, I was just interested.

No, we moved on.

We need you for this next segment.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Chow.

Chow.

Chow.

Chow.

Chow.

What is our next segment?

Stupid, yo.

Yo, Joseph, did Mark change his number?

I was hitting him and getting green.

Nigga, who the fuck are you?

But thank you for handling some, fielding some of these calls for me, man.

Oh, shit.

That's hilarious.

Virtual assistant.

Yo, you don't got the nigga number saved?

No, I don't see that.

Oh, man, that is hilarious.

You try to scroll up to see the context.

He's like, who the fuck is this?

See, he's too famous.

That's hilarious.

It must be Pete.

Yeah, I think that's Pete.

Who's Pete?

Young Pete?

I don't know.

Why you don't got Pete save?

Who the fuck is Pete?

Okay.

Sammy down.

Anyway.

I don't question you about the content in your phone, though.

I would love to.

You do.

You do.

Though I would love to.

That's cool, though.

You do.

I would absolutely love to.

It's all right.

You just did that the other day.

But it's cool.

How quickly we have to do it.

That person is still

asking for you to visit.

Oh, Oh, gotcha.

It's not good fucked up.

It's crazy recording.

She's like, oh.

What else is important?

I don't have too much.

Antonio Brown supposedly wanted for attempted murder for that shit that happened outside of that wrestling match or whatever he was.

No, they tried to rob him.

They tried to rob him.

So the story is.

Gotcha.

Or was reported.

I don't know what happened and what didn't happen.

And I'm not going to just take media.

I don't know what happened.

Right.

I know he got in a scuffle.

First report was they were trying to rob him.

And he let something loose.

Apparently he went in.

He said he didn't get arrested.

They let him right out after he told a side of the story.

But I'm getting that all from tweets.

I don't know the facts of this.

True.

It's hard to follow the facts of anything Antonio Brown related.

Or just in a media period.

That's true, too.

So according to the Washington Post, police in Miami-Dade County are actively seeking Brown in connection to a May shooting incident in a celebrity boxing match.

A judge signed off on the arrest warrant Wednesday, officially charging Brown with attempted murder with a firearm.

The alleged incident took place just after midnight on May 16th in Miami's Little Haiti neighborhood.

Brown was reportedly detained at the time, but was released a few hours later.

Per the warrant, Brown must post a $10,000 bond and will be required to serve house arrests if taken into custody.

That's it.

That's out of hand to attempt it out there.

Yeah, nigga.

That's MI.

It's Florida.

House arrests.

It's Florida.

And a drug program.

Stay in the house, nigga.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just a little time, nigga.

Stay in your ground.

If you can prove that them niggas tried to rob you,

stay in your ground.

They let them go.

You not shooting a gun in New York or New Jersey and going home.

You're not possessing a gun.

You could have that shit.

You're not going home.

Yeah.

No, it's not true.

if you if you're licensed out here

new jersey it's just so hard to be licensed you're right

new jersey just came out with the uh that's where they can sell for having something that's that's not licensed but if you are licensed you get rights that regular people don't get that's true but i'm trying my best to get i don't think you could carry in new york you can't you can't it would

be right yeah it's a very small number

like carry on your person it's a very hard stipulations yeah yeah like because jersey is getting more a little more lenient they're fighting for it now and i'm hoping because i want to be able to carry in this state.

Jersey is getting lenient.

You got the girl's address, right?

I don't think you can open carry, though.

Yeah, nigga, spin back on that bitch.

I told you I was riding up the street.

That nigga looked like lightning.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

You're working with the family of Restorical Justice.

Restore for Justice.

That nigga thought I had some mace.

I rode up on that nigga the other day.

You can tell her that story.

Your mother go ahead the way you want it.

I didn't want it.

I was saying what's up to my man.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, all right.

You know what I'm saying?

I rolled up on that nigga.

That nigga looked like.

All I did was hit pop the truck.

It would have been too late.

No, it wouldn't have.

I was on you, but anyway, it's all right.

Maybe with the Mexicans you had.

That's about the only reason.

I was by myself.

You was by yourself?

I swear on everything.

I was by myself.

I swear on everything you were.

Think about it.

I was by the way by myself.

Think about it, nigga.

Think who was in the car with you.

Nobody was in the car with me.

Oh, they were the short Mexicans.

I was by myself.

You wasn't.

Think about it.

I'm a bugger.

I'll tell you after the thing.

It was a dude, baby.

It was, yeah, you was not.

All right, anyway.

You forgot you had a hospital.

I was by myself.

He doesn't consider his workers as people.

That's part of the problem.

Mr.

Ish.

I don't eash.

I don't even have a Mexican workflow on payroll right now.

Mark is lying, baby.

Okay,

he's crazy.

He said, I ain't nobody in my car.

Mr.

Ish.

He's full, son.

Oh, man.

I got a question for y'all that don't have anything to do with anything at all.

Sure.

It's the best.

Should we, as a people,

stop going to airports as if we just rolled out of bed?

Yes.

Yes.

Shit.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Yo, dog, it's a level of decoration.

I knew this very unserious topic would

be

should go outside presentable wherever you're going.

Like, presentable.

You don't have to be dripped in lace.

I just think you should look decent, like, wherever you're going.

I think when you go into fucking Target or Walmart or something and people be having that wild shit on, I think that shit is crazy, my nigga.

Because you could put on some t-shirt and some jeans.

There's definitely a lot of shit.

5 a.m.

flight.

How you feel?

The same?

Same.

You know you're going on a 5 a.m.

flight.

So the night before,

sit your sweatpants out.

So you can still have a respectable setup.

What are you talking about?

What's non-respectable?

Maybe we got to.

Now I see motherfuckers with the head wraps.

I mean, not the head wraps, the pajamas, bunny slippers.

No, the

bonnets.

Bonnets, my nigga.

I see people get on a plane.

They're going to get on at the airport.

I think, for me, nobody else, I just think that's get up.

Yeah, like I, my mother used to tell me, What do you think, Wick James?

Wick James.

Wig James.

I fucking hate you.

Let me just tell you, your wig decisions are starting to get me in track.

So, are you doing this shit like on purpose?

Like, my mentions is like, yo, dog, yo, nigga.

Nigga,

you just gonna let her keep doing that.

Yo, they be mad because I'm like, I don't notice that.

I'm working on my nigga.

You one of the most in-tuned niggas to femininity and girl shit and shoes.

How you don't know that shit?

I don't know that.

Listen, keep the pressure on his fucking comments.

I'm trying to get a raise, okay?

So just

yo, dog, I promise you, I don't be knowing.

Wait, a good wig is related to a race.

That's why they're on you about it.

No.

No.

I don't pay you, Mel.

And they're on me.

I don't pay you.

And they on me.

Okay.

Yo, dog, that's your fault.

I'll be like, yo, dog, I don't know that.

I normally don't notice.

The last episode I noticed.

Okay, well.

But in general, I saw you.

What was going on last night, Joe?

That shit.

Except last episode.

Because I didn't see it until I got home.

How did we get here?

Why are we talking about it?

We're here.

I'm surprised by your airport tape with some of your week selections.

As a matter of fact, it's

no dead ass.

Because she's saying, she agrees with this.

As a matter of fact.

She's saying, if she feels like that about the airport, then bitch.

That's how we feel about our 2 million people.

How do we feel about coming to work?

It's 200 200 people to airport tops.

7 million people here.

There's more.

Oh, gang.

Hello?

That's bad.

Okay.

Early enough flight?

I'm not putting a wig on.

How about that one?

Bandana and ball cap.

Shut up, Corey.

You don't even have a fucking mic.

Of course, you're going.

Nah, man, what's the one I say?

You shit.

Don't talk about your part.

A certain way.

I'm like, nah, hold up for a second now.

He said bonnets.

I was basically talking about tie.

That's racist.

Yeah, yeah, that's racist, too.

He would say that.

He never heard none of this shit.

These are all pretty hot topics before.

The bonnet thing for black women.

White women wear bonnets, nigga?

All right.

I'm not out of here.

Yeah.

I'm just talking about tacky period.

Boy, pour me some water.

Motherfuckers be coming on the airport looking crazy.

Crazy.

I'm never going to get dressed up for the flight.

I like wearing sweats.

Me personally, I like wearing sweats.

That's what I do sweats.

I'll find my oldest, dirtiest sneakers.

Them drawers right there.

As a matter of fact.

Literally.

And for me,

part of it is the more dressed down you are, the more people are.

Incognito.

Yeah, people.

Nah, that nigga wouldn't wear that.

Part of it is that.

And part of it is, I just don't want to.

And I don't care what people think.

Dog, I like putting my hoodie on my head when I'm sleeping on on an airplane so I try to wear hoodie at all but you wearing a fresh new clean fancy looking hoodie.

No, no, you're wearing it.

That's the issue.

Bro, I could go in there with a night a Nike sweatsuit on.

I'm going there with a Nike sweatsuit on.

That was a shot.

I got it.

It was not a shot.

It was a shot.

It was not a shot.

I could go in there with whatever

you on that type of time.

I just think that

I think whenever you leave outside your door, you're supposed to be at least presentable.

Again, you don't got to have fucking Armani on.

You could just be presentable.

I think we all agree presentable.

I think the question is what constitutes

you.

When you show up in like, you know, pajamas and fucking bunny slippers and shit like that, you're not in bed.

I'm not mad at people to do that, though.

Yeah, like it's not a thing to me.

Here's the thing, is you can literally take those bunny slippers, put them in your bag, and when you get on the plane, knock yourself out.

That's not true, dude.

Your bunny slippers take up way too much room.

Seriously.

They squishable.

Yeah, but they're fluffy.

It's like put a pillow in your room.

Yeah, your bunny slippers take up a lot of room, okay.

But, but what's what's your issue with somebody who wants to come in with the bunny slippers and everything?

It's not necessary.

And maybe that's extreme.

The pajama pants, yeah, right.

We're just talking about etiquette and being presentable.

And there's a way to be really super comfortable by wearing sweats rather than looking like you were about to crawl into bed.

And especially if it's like a 10 a.m.

flight, like it's kind of ridiculous.

Like, this is a part of the day in which you would normally be clothed.

Do you does your opinion change for a red eye?

No, not really.

It's the same.

It's the same.

I just took a red eye back from LA to here and I made sure that I had very comfortable, loose-fitting clothes on so that I could recline into my bed.

Yeah, I think it's a wide, again, you don't got to be fly.

You could have a white t-shirt on and some basketball shorts, bro, and some sneakers and be on an airplane.

If I'm wearing a red eye from New York to LA or vice versa, I'm definitely not mad at some plaid pajama pants that somebody has on.

I wouldn't do it because I'm wearing sweats no matter what.

I'm wearing sweats for today.

I'm wearing sweats for night, sleep, not sleep.

See, I'm not even talking because pajama pants, that's a loose interpretation as well.

I'm talking about you can look neat, my nigga, with pajama pants on.

You can have some sneakers, pajama pants with a hoodie and look neat.

And Uggs put out 20 million kicks that you could wear to the airport

and not look like that.

You can have on a hoodie with pajama pants and sneakers or Uggs or flip-flops and be neat.

I'm talking about the people that come to the airport looking, bro.

I see people with plastic bags.

They shit falling out the bag damn.

Like,

it gets

egregious.

I'm the nigga you'd be talking about.

Yeah, it gets egregious.

Why are you at the airport with a plastic bag?

Because sometimes I'm doing a lot.

Like, for example, I'm flying to Houston next week

for a Juneteenth.

And you have a garbage bag there?

No, I'm saying, I'm flying in and out the same day.

Right.

It's a duffel bag?

Sometimes I bring the duffel, but sometimes it's like...

I know you got a nice duffel.

I have a decent duffel.

I have a decent duffel.

I feel like a little, you know, carry-on.

I have a decent duffel.

But sometimes, like, I'm not traveling with a duffel.

Yeah, I know.

Because I got my book bag, and I can't have two things that I don't feel like one thing.

Yes, you can.

Carry-on and a personal item.

You can sometimes, but it depends on what flight, what airline.

Sometimes I don't want to have it on spirit.

Check it.

Check it.

That's the worst.

I don't want to have to check it.

And sometimes I ain't on spirit.

Because I'm with the people.

All right, you got it.

No, no.

If it's the same guy.

No, that's true.

Okay, Mark.

Mark Garvey.

Yeah, Mark Garvey.

I ain't doing spirit because I have a restorative joke.

I would rather do spirit than have to spend the night there sometimes if I want to get back home.

It's more like that.

So since I'm in a situation where I'm just, I'm like, I'm going to just bring this and I want to change.

I'm just bringing the bag from the store.

I shopped at the airport.

So now I got a suit stuffed into a bag or I got my sweatpants stuffed into a Barnes and Noble bag.

And I'm that nigga.

And it's tearing through the bag.

And somehow I'm carrying it through like this.

And I look crazy.

You know what I mean?

And I'm wrinkled, and I might have Chipotle sauce on my top of my t-shirt.

And I don't give a fuck.

Corey told me the other day when Corey looked at my car, your car looks home.

You still got that pink car?

I never had a pink car in my life.

The hot red, cherry-red.

The carbi-john.

It was a rental, as you well know.

Is that car going?

It was a rental, you asshole.

But are you still in it?

And it's not, anyway, Corey looked at my car, you know, because I don't litter.

So if I'm drinking the water, I throw the water.

So you literally litter the backseat.

I literally have my car, and then I clean my car out at a point.

Corey said, yo, dog.

You don't gotta live like this.

You don't have to live like this.

I'm gonna pass that to you, my brother.

You walking through the airport looking like Mr.

Yoga lived like that, fair.

I'm comfortable.

That's funny.

I expect this car to look like that.

You said you did it tonight.

I haven't seen it.

Oh, you wouldn't.

I would expect his car to look.

I would not.

Because he's so neat and together in every other area.

When you asked me to get them bottles out of your car that day, and the first thing you said was, don't say shit about my car.

So I wasn't never going to say no air because I don't do it.

But when I opened the door,

I was like, are you and potentially other member of the cast like living it out this motherfucker?

I'm shit.

I put a lot of smut on niggas that are not on time.

That's interesting.

I put a lot of smut on people.

I think the thing

is, I think it's retired.

If you didn't have time to be on time here, then it's safe to assume there's other areas you didn't have time.

A lot of discretionary.

I would agree with that.

Like cleaning a car.

No, I agree with that.

Oh, that's interesting.

I agree with that.

You know, somebody comes to detail the cars here while we're in the car.

I got my husband.

Again, don't you know Flip called me

today and asked for the portable car wash nigga to come pull up.

He's downstairs doing my car right now.

Nah, my man.

Isn't it?

Wait, really?

Yes.

I got a homeboy that do it.

Yes, right now.

What's the info?

I was doing it.

I was saying that to you, right?

I'm gunning for quarry.

Yeah, my man do it.

Will he get the snow off?

Shut the fuck up.

Yes.

Yes, he'll get the snow off.

Tell him he can go right.

You know, tell him it's right in the front.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, got rid of that old car washer, right?

The old nigga, he wasn't doing it right.

Nigga scrape wasn't right.

You know what I mean?

Got rid of it.

Wasn't sufficient.

sufficient.

X-Net zero.

What did Shannon Sharp say?

What did Shannon Sharp say about Nicki Minaj?

What did Shannon Sharp say about Nikki?

It says, NFL veteran Shannon Sharp apologizes to Nikki Minaj after diss track.

Nikki diss temp on a song and said that he said something.

I don't know what he said, but Nikki shot at him on the song.

Wayne.

Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up.

Pull it up, pull it up, let's hear it.

I gotta hear it.

I want to hear it.

I want to read a diss track.

I want to hear it.

That I can do.

Okay.

Where did you go?

It's on Lil Wayne's band from NOAA.

Okay, sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm just.

We don't get on hip-hop from you or Pitchfork.

Even how you came in.

It's on Lil Wayne.

It's on this track.

He did a recording.

He asked.

All right, here we go.

We got some smoke.

Oh, she starts her.

Four now, one shot, and I can go down.

Shout out to all no sound.

Catch him with his nose down and wipe it.

This game is a bitch, you gotta price before you wipe it.

Nothing in between and the team, not even a hyphen.

You a dead man walking, it's a madman talking.

Leave his body in the garbage left.

Can we just get to make it?

I'll pay sir.

No New York name.

I'm L.A.

Lake girl.

That's what you call a game changer.

She don't like me.

Can you blame her?

Can you blame her?

I am the maker.

World to the baby in the major.

Swerve on these hoes, no indicator.

Cake for days, I don't need a baker.

One Barbiana, Bogie Taliana.

Got the best dress, yeah, shut down like Galiana.

They won't go far, but hoes ain't got far.

Don't call me mother, you hoes ain't my daughters.

Every season in a wind tour, 10-4.

Kick ass city for the wind tour.

We outside smoking indoor.

Bitch, is you deaf?

I'm signing at the in-store.

Where is the diss?

Make a queen's bitch.

You reap what you sow, you better get a seamstress.

When I ded them, I don't double back.

Peace, bitch.

Stay a push and pee, okay, rest in P, bitch.

About to cop your slides, all you do is flip-flop.

If I send a pick of Shannon, you ain't that sharp.

Cause you still can't spell Prague, and that's horrible.

Me the F, baby, and the F is the phenomenal.

Okay.

Man, that's not a diss.

I didn't think that was the diss.

I thought that she was explaining more.

That's why I asked to hear it.

Yeah.

If I send you a picture of Shannon, you're not sharp.

I don't know that that is dissing Shannon Sharp.

So what did Shannon Sharp have to say?

He said,

in the latest episode of Sharp's Nightcap, blah, blah, blah, he said he was.

Why do we care what Shannon Sharp has to say about a diss trend?

I mean, this was literally on fucking Billboard.

But that's another one of those.

It's probably going to be on People Magazine and a whole bunch of shit.

Because it's Shannon Sharp and

it started because Shannon Sharp, a long time ago, said Nikki Who.

And he explained that he was talking about Nikki Haley, the governor of South Carolina, and not Nikki Minaj.

But he said it was a misunderstanding.

That when he said Nikki who, he wasn't talking about Nikki Minaj.

But Nikki took it as a diss, which is why she did the Shannon, not that sharp thing.

Got it.

Right.

Going back to my B.

Can't give you them four minutes back, but it's okay.

Thanks.

And Nikki said something

on Twitter, too.

She said, if I send a pic of Shannon, you ain't that sharp.

Yeah, nigga, you thought I forgot that Nikki who shit you did.

Laughing my ass off.

Just kidding.

There you go.

content.

There you go.

Hocho Cinco.

There's the diss.

Hocho Cinco almost caught a Strizzy just by being around your crazy tail self.

And that's why Shannon was like, look, I don't want no smoke.

I don't want no problems.

He's like, look, it was all

problems.

Right.

He's like, I got started.

Got it, got it.

All right, now I understand.

Yeah.

Shannon, Charlotte.

I'm getting to the, I'm getting that old where somebody got to explain to me the dissonance.

The rap.

The rap diss is.

I am old, old.

It's all right.

Crazy kid.

I don't think I have anything else that is that important.

Let's see.

Inboard.

We got everything on the board.

Chow, we did.

Chow.

Chow.

Chow.

Dot, dot, dot.

Ellipses.

Just check my list right here.

Mark Mays, Mal Westmore, Airport, Samantha Lewis, Money Bag Yellow, Sabrina Carpenter, Granny's.

What's up with Dame Dash?

I'll say that for Patreon.

It's coming your Dela Rapper.

Yes, they are India, Speed, Ashton, Race, who cares?

Kendrick Del Toronto, Antonio Brown.

What's up with Sweetie?

Hove Line.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yep, hit my list too.

That is my entire list.

So, with that being said,

let's see what they are sleeping on out there.

This Kaylani song is hard.

It's tough.

Kaylani's song is hard.

I'm not going to hold you.

Shout out to Kaylani.

Shout out to Dixon.

This record right here is called Folded.

This is fire.

It's so silly of me to act like I don't need you back.

When

all I can think about is that since I seen you last.

I know I didn't have to walk away.

All I had to do was ask for space.

I'm telling you, be on your way.

When I told you to fall back, so can you come pick up your clothes?

I had

them folded.

Leave me at the door

of it

still open.

I know it's getting cold out, but it's not frozen.

So come pick up your clothes.

I have them folded.

I'll let your body decide.

This is good enough for you.

Already folding it for you.

Already

No matter what you do to switch the story up, I know I made my mark

and I will still choose through it all.

That's the crazy part, crazy part.

I don't need no more empty promises.

Promise me that you got it.

I don't need roses, just need some flowers from my garden.

Can't you go back to how you loved on me when you started?

I'll be here baby for y'all.

You should be giving me the heart and they

till the day is done.

So if you wanna go that way,

I'll be waiting

for you to come pick up your clothes.

I haven't been holding

me

at the door while it's still open.

I know it's getting

colder,

but it's still frozen.

So come pick up your clothes.

I have

been folded.

So come pick up your clothes.

I have

been voting.

Meet me at my door,

while live still open.

I know it's getting cold out, but take it out as night.

So come and go

tonight.

This is good enough for you.

Already holding the foil.

Already holding a boy up, let your body decide.

This is good enough for you.

Already

Brand new music from Kaylani.

That record is called Folded available in your phone and on DSPs right this very second.

Sounded great.

Kaylani's on fire, man.

Shout out.

I'm playing.

This is, it's like a rough from off Instagram.

Marlon Kraft posted it, but I thought it was great, so I'm gonna play it.

It's called Thin Ice, according to the

caption.

Yeah.

But it was all.

someone whose predicament you share You ever think about how Donald Domo stated?

I say this cause I'm at this type of age We start to think about the long game and how I spend my final days See it sounds simple, but I can't fathom how we choose to spend them hating like really hating Killing and destroying families Chasing pinnacles of profit and avoiding sanity This ain't even a world to be a part of for much longer The cruelty so casual, no doubt or fear of karma He's hating for the love of it The joy wrought from destruction I think to invoke king, but is it possible to love him?

The evil of the images to prey upon the innocent.

I hope that when I'm 80, that my ambitions dwindling, that my chase for power, greed, replaced by presence, spend days with trees, relieve my inner stresses.

I hope to have won through lives that I've enriched and not be chasing winning, blind to what it is.

I look outside and the care is partial.

The law is bizarre, it's near martial.

We drink the Kool-Aid, and it's too late to say, hey, guess I sat on the wrong barstool or read the wrong article, but I ain't trying to start a feud.

I still got a particle of hope.

We'll see all we have in common and the power we evoke.

Fuck a single issue vote at the cost of others' freedom.

How can't you see you are them?

Or that you could be them?

The two are the same, I maneuver the pain.

Grateful that I have an hour to elude some of shame.

That's born of helplessness and misguided illusions of fame.

I sit and make the same song.

Should I be moving my aim?

Lot of famous folks speaking up, but not living up.

I ain't casting judgment on stone, nor giving up.

Before you critique silence, check on who's living what.

This digital space ain't real, that's where the symptoms bubble.

City kid, never felt tired, the country.

I think about leaving these days when it disgusts me.

Then I remember what they going through just to stay.

Paradox of my privileges, parents carried away from their kids.

And the ground beneath my morality getting slippery.

The ice melting, we'll drown soon enough.

I hope we learn to swim better than we learned to bluff.

Feel like I'm back stroking through the mud.

That is

an open wound, though.

That is the nice Marlon Craft.

I thought it was great.

So I played it.

I'm going to CB.

Okay.

A new song came out.

It's called Holy Blindfold.

Lost and I can't find my center.

Hope can't help the skelter in my chest.

Ooh, we're wrong to find my shelter.

Only way I see through my hundreds.

Let the skyboat.

If I'm looking at you, remind me of the rolls of vision, vision.

And I'm looking at you, remind me wholly blind bowl.

While I'm looking at you, you got rest of my soul.

Feel like I'm satellite, feel alive.

Shakes like the rain in the desert.

She blazing hot as embers.

You fully touch on floating away.

And watch the air stop, that sun drop.

Dead oceans, the heat dry out the river.

I don't care if the world going crazy.

Let the sky

go.

If I'm looking at you, then my lands are rolls.

Looking at you, looking at you.

If I'm looking at you, remember.

Hold it up.

bowl.

When I'm looking at you, God rest my soul.

Feel like I'm sort of light.

You feel like

God, that's my

soul.

Oh, yeah.

God, that's my

soul.

Oh, yeah.

Let the sky go.

I'm looking at you, they're mine against the throne.

Yeah,

holy blindfold.

Looking at you, God makes my soul.

Feel like I'm so alive.

Feel alive.

Looking at you, God must mind.

God rest my soul.

As Chris Brown, holy blindfold,

That's dope.

More of the pop pop bag, I feel like, but it's a great record.

Shout out to Chris Brown.

Big Mel.

Mine is called Who Better by

Povey.

Okay.

I'm not piling on going.

I wasn't stressing at all.

Keeping space for mine.

Place that I filled with devotion.

You came and you played something.

A game you just made up.

You changed something.

It's crazy how fast I fell.

Forget it.

I wasn't looking for love.

Cause I wasn't looking for love.

It's crazy how fast I fell For you

better

for me

better

than you

Staying a blade and watching you smile

Touching my body, you let me ride it wild

I think we both know that we were connected

Even though we both know we can't acquire this.

See how time flies

when you're by my side.

Won't you stay another night?

It's crazy how fast I fell for you.

Cause I don't give a love.

Cause I wasn't giving all

my heart.

It's crazy how fast I fell.

For you,

better

for me

better

than you

better

than me

better

for you

better

for me

better

That is Povey Who Better

Nice little Debbie

That was beautiful Mark

It's Friday.

I'm doing some old new music some soul stuff

doing Jadena.

Okay Bambi.

Let's go.

Where is Jadenna?

Where the fuck is Jadenna at?

Good question.

Bambi, Bambi.

My dear, my dear, my dear,

Bambambi.

My dear, I want you here.

Don't get too near, for there's lions, beware.

Oh, Bambi, I won't lie.

If I weren't in this spider web of mine,

if grandfather never had seven wives,

then darling, you would be love of my life.

Oh, Bambi, it's my design

to run the the jungle I must be a lion

Or be a cheater but neither is fine

Don't wanna hurt my dear love of my life

Bambi bambi

My dear, my dear, my dear

My dear, I want you here

Don't get too near for there's lions, beware

Sometimes I,

when you face time, I tax you back alive.

Cause I'm afraid to look back in your eyes.

I'm terrified, you are love of my life.

The woman among the tribe,

they will be jealous of this lullaby.

I'll drink alone in my hotel and cry.

Cause now they know you are love of my life.

Bambi, bambi, bambi.

My dear, my dear, my dear.

My dear, I want you here.

But don't get too near for this lion's beware.

I knew that we were forever young.

I always knew that this day would come.

The fork in the road where I cannot run

between loving many and loving one.

I got the wedding invitation, bamboo.

I'm happy that he wants to make a family.

But y'all cannot promise I won't run up in the church day screaming your name, baby.

No one can take it from me, bamma.

No one can take it from me, bamboo.

No one can take you from me, Bama.

Bambi, Bambi, Bamma.

Mighty, I want you.

Oh, baby, don't get you now.

No one can take it from me, baby.

You ain't going nowhere.

Yes.

I dare say.

They like come in.

That's what I'm like.

What?

This was the shit right here.

Good show today, man.

Indeed.

Good show today.

I was going to read a part of the show, but these people are really long-winded in here.

Next part.

We haven't done one in a while.

Yeah, Wednesday we'll be back.

We'll do a few of them on Wednesday.

Shout out to everybody in a part of the show to you on Patreon.

If you are not a Patroni, please sign up right this second.

Indeed.

Even though some funny shit happened on Patreon the other day, my girl magically was subscribed to some white girl that she had never seen before.

Patreon, you can't put no YouTube albums and niggas' phones on it.

They're trying some shit out, man.

Hey, subscribe to all them people they put in your feet.

Yeah, we'll talk about Patreon soon.

All right, man, this was a great sha-chao.

Cha-chao.

Keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there.

Until the next time, we bid you a due farewell, adio, cerebriderci, ostravista, arvoir, so long goodbye.

Or a simple head nod will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments.

And moments pass.

Look at Mark.

Mark jamming like this the best.

This is the shit.

I love this song, too, but you just find it.

What do you think this nigga made off this song?

I don't, because I wasn't pocket watching, but I'm sure it's a lot.

A lot.

I'm sure it's a lot.

We never heard from him again.

We didn't have to.

We've heard from him.

Bobby McFerrin.

What Bobby McFerrin did?

No more pop hits, but he had a string of like

independent, or what do you call it, like

jazz, classical, all kinds of shit.

Grammys.

He won Grammys.

Lots of Grammys after the wow.

And shout out to his daughter, Madison McFerrin, who's making great music right now.

Shut up, Mark.

Enough of you.

That's my son.

Enough of you.

Enough of him now.

God damn it.

What's that shit?

He's Careful what you ask.

Let me go there.

Yeah, no, now we cut it off.

Since he got restorative justice for Bobby McFerrin's daughter, fuck him.

Oh, let's see.

Serving USA.

There we go.

You'll catch him surfing at a side outside.

Better for a county mother's side.

You always tell.

What is everyone doing for Father's Day?

Come on, give it to me before we move.

I have I have no idea.

We'll see, pops.

Whatever my girl prescribes.

Wait, what?

What did you say?

I don't know.

Just whatever she does for you.

Yeah.

Oh.

Same.

I'll be in Chicago on Sunday.

By the way, if anybody is in Chicago, I'll be at Saint Sabina Church.

Come on,

bear mace at home.

Come with just your spirit and message.

Right, otherwise.

Don't come with no CIA shit.

If you really want to see Jesus, bring some bear mace

amen

oh man all right so ish is waiting to talk to wifey see what's going on

mark uh is going to speak somewhere of course

Parks is going to see his dad for the seventh time just this month.

This guy, every every week he's down here.

Once a month.

Mel, will you be spending Father's Day with a dad out there?

With your dad?

Hey.

Well,

Father Daddy.

Probably not, but I'm going to go protest this weekend.

Are you?

Yes, I am.

And what are you protesting?

It's the no-kings protest that's happening nationwide in defiance of

Trump and the administration and their bullshit.

Okay.

And also, just for everybody out there, if you happen to see cops on horses that are attempting to beat you,

well, this might be too late.

Go the other way.

Well, it might be too late for some of the things that you can do.

Somebody on a horse.

That's not the message we want to send.

I'm just kidding, y'all.

Right.

Like,

right.

Y'all are interrupting the message.

Horses don't go reverse.

Because

you saw the video.

You saw the video.

Okay.

Well, just a little

bit of information.

Mel, you know, ICE is taking away people that they shouldn't.

Yes, I know.

And you're still going to take your ass out there and protest something?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, man.

We're about to lose our sister.

World.

Child.

Let's see what happens.

You'll be at the next Kendrick show.

Let's see what happens.

Anyways, as it relates to horses, you can buy something called Predator P, okay?

Huh?

Predator P.

Mel, we're done, baby.

Oh, we're done.

No, Joe, I want to get back.

No, no, no.

Predator P.

I want to hear P.

Do you want to do in the same way?

It's something that I learned.

It's something that I learned.

Melissa.

Say it on your podcast.

I'm a pushy pee.

I'm pushing pee.

Predator pee, they want to know.

Predator pee.

Go ahead.

So horses.

You got to start cutting that thing, but go ahead.

Okay.

Predator pee.

I don't want the people to be able to do that.

So

horses do not like the smell, and they will.

Predator pee?

Yeah, basically.

The predator pee, like coyotes, wolves, bear, the scent of their pee will send them wanting to be away from

bears again.

I'm just saying

you back to bear shit

pee where?

Well, you have it in like a little spray bottle just spritz spritz spritz and the horse will be like

on a fucking leaf.

She already don't pick up Daisy shit with just a bag.

That's what we think she about to carry around Predator P.

The whole point is to deter the horse from wanting to be around you, hence the cop that's trying to beat you with a stick.

Just to be clear, are we sure that that won't get you arrested for assault on a police animal?

No, you're not spraying the horse.

Because I saw that on that bait.

You spray the ground around you, the horse will want to back away.

Also, horses do not like the smell of eucalyptus.

So if you have like eucalyptus on you, I'm gonna give you a back.

That's a little more pleasant than

eucalyptus

urine.

If I got some guy pissed in a bag, you ain't gonna back no niggas at the protest smelling like eucalyptus.

Damn, she's fine, but she smells like piss.

She smells like holes.

She smells like halves and coyote piss.

Before we go, I did want to get our brother Mark Lamont's opinion on Memphis Bleak saying, fuck that reading shit.

That felt like a patriotic topic, but I didn't hear that.

He said books aren't that important.

He said books aren't.

Don't listen to him.

That's the point.

He said books don't have the value for him that.

What was the exact quote?

I hope.

I never hear it.

He said fuck that reading shit.

Yeah, yeah.

He didn't say fuck that reading shit, but he was saying books don't do it for him.

It's not that big of.

Don't listen to that.

Read y'all.

Read books.

Read a lot of them.

A lot of them.

Get information.

And preferably from a black bookstore, preferably Uncle Bobby's.com.

Yeah.

If Mel could do it, I could do it.

Mel gonna start cutting us in that ad money.

She'd be doing five ads per bottle.

Not.

Why is this on my elbow?

And why am I putting it in?

No,

right before we start.

Right before we start rolling.

Predator P.

Mel, it's up.

Girl, you have to stop.

You know, okay, yeah, it's Predator P.

I'm just trying to teach people about some.

But teach on your part.

I know.

It's not an ad.

Don't teach no more, Pierre.

It's not an ad.

I just, I'm trying to teach people.

Just, you know,

the sweatsuit you had on wasn't a bad ad either.

I didn't say a word about it.

You said something.

Well, you don't have to say a word for things to be an ad sometimes.

It really they went with my shoes.

They went with my nails.

Look, my nails.

Some fans said them shoes were like Wale sent them.

them.

I'm telling you what the fan said.

Magically, you got some feet riz

right after Wale leaves.

Y'all are straight fucking haters.

I did see a shot.

She shouted out a brother.

Was he Arab or Indian?

You literally literally tagged him in this.

Yeah, but why are you being sad?

Mel thinks that when she tags people on Instagram,

I can't see.

Last time she tagged a nigga on Instagram, it didn't work out the greatest.

No, you guys fucked my whole shit up.

But anywho's, anywho's.

No, his family fucked your whole shit up.

Oh, shit.

Like what you attacked.

Like what normally

got.

The baddies are insecure.

No, they're not.

The baddies are fine.

They're good ad money.

Just tell him Kylie Piss.

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there, man.

Happy Father's Day, guys.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

I'll take my dad to get some brunch, some eggs, man, something like that.

Some light.

Didn't you just trash your son for

the same shit?

Didn't you just say your son was fucked up to take you to brunch for Father's Day?

Well, I asked my dad what he wanted, and he said, I just want to go to brunch with my kids.

Oh, fair enough.

And he wants me to fund the Puerto Rico trip.

Ah, there we go.

There we go.

That's not so bad.

That's a good balance.

Depending on how many prostitutes you want to order.

The trip could cost this price.

That's crazy.

But if you get the condado, or it could cost

crazy.

I don't know.

Know what I don't understand about wives.

Yo, if you know, you know what?

Forget it, please.

Great show.

You've been driving your husband up a wall all year.

What the fuck do you think he's doing in DR?

I'm not talking about my dad.

I mean, other people.

Like, dog.

Niggas is going.

Them bitches are so fucked.

They think we just going out there.

Nigga.

Anyway.

great show today, y'all.

Hold down.

Shout out to Ice and Flip.

Shout out to Ice and Flip.

And Ice when they come pick Mel up.

JBP, JBP.

Where would you be without the JVP?