Episode 882 | "The Cooling Board (You Too?)"

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No one is exposing, revealing, indicting,

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Speaker 1 Enjoy the show.

Speaker 2 My God, this nigga getting on my nerves. Please.

Speaker 1 Finally, gave that nigga some cha-cha.

Speaker 2 Please, if I gave him some pussy, y'all would know the way I skipped this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Why skipping here with donuts, nuggets, muffins, and shit. Hey, guys! Fuck them nuggets.
How's everybody doing? Come here, floating. Y'all want to

Speaker 1 dunk in your tree?

Speaker 2 When I'm getting, yeah,

Speaker 1 eat clears and everything. That's what it is.
Yeah, you stupid, yo. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I kind of thought it when I seen you.
You got the Friday fooper, Brockin'. Yeah.
You got the tight. I wish.
I can gave you some turkey legs.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I wish.
Gross.

Speaker 1 Turkey legs. Turkey legs.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 How y'all feeling, man? What's up? Good, man.

Speaker 1 Great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody had a good holiday? Yeah, yeah, really good. Still fucking through some food coma, but that's all right.
Don't tell me about it. I took it easy because

Speaker 1 I knew I had to come in here and be alert all day.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make up for it tonight, though. I took it easy just because I know my trainer's a dick.

Speaker 1 He's a dick. You train today? No.
Oh. You go tomorrow, right? Yeah.
Oh, you good. Yeah, man.
You good. I really.
Because then there's today. There's leftovers.

Speaker 1 That's true. If you go in there wobbling.

Speaker 1 All right, two million jumping jacks. Let's go.

Speaker 1 I need a plate.

Speaker 2 You need a plate? You know how, like, because I don't know how y'all pick where you go for Thanksgiving, but, like, that's important to me. Like, can you cook? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like, that's not really about, like, oh, I seen my grandma.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? We know that. We know that.

Speaker 1 We know.

Speaker 2 We know. But it's like where I went at, just the menu.
It wasn't no macaroni and cheese at the house I was at. What? A black home.

Speaker 1 Wow. There wasn't no macaroni and cheese.
That's a blessing.

Speaker 1 There you go. They're going to hear this shit and be like, keep your little dusty ass home.

Speaker 1 Keep your dusty ass home next year.

Speaker 2 I promise.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How old was the chef? Where was the chef from? Was the chef black?

Speaker 2 It was a couple, a couple different people cooked at that house.

Speaker 1 How old were they? Who ain't had mac and cheese?

Speaker 2 They were probably in their 30s.

Speaker 1 My thirties?

Speaker 2 Somebody claimed it it was a mistake.

Speaker 1 Like, somebody forgot. Everybody was in their 30s.

Speaker 2 Mac and cheese is so sad.

Speaker 1 Never that. Never that.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Hey, I knew something was wrong when she said they cooked by committee. Nope.
Okay. I don't need no whole bunch of people cooking a whole bunch of shit.
They might bring your shit over there. No, sir.

Speaker 1 I made this at home. Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no. This ain't no potluck, my nigga.
Yeah, no, no. Big mama in the kitchen.
Move.

Speaker 2 Yo, it's so important, though. Like, that's just the whole thing.
Like, the vibe be off when the food ain't right.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know.

Speaker 1 You ain't lie.

Speaker 2 But that's the thing. Niggas really, that's how you know where you at.

Speaker 1 If they have every alcohol choice out, but it ain't no rolls, it's like, okay, I know what's up in there. We can't even get fucked up.
That's it.

Speaker 2 It ain't even about the food in this motherfucker. Like, how we ain't got no rolls and no cornbread, but it's still reserves and cleaners like that.

Speaker 1 Still reserves. I'm not going to reserve.

Speaker 1 I'm about to steal reserves as a mic.

Speaker 2 Control, they fall right for it. I need a 211 to get them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Yeah.
You ain't right.

Speaker 2 Y'all think I was in a a house with 211 options?

Speaker 1 Yes. I ain't know no man.
I'm going to drunk that in their house.

Speaker 1 That's from Drinking Outside exclusively.

Speaker 1 You got that shit in a six box.

Speaker 1 You're a wild boy, yo.

Speaker 1 What? 211. That's crazy.
I ain't even, yo, do they sell them shits in bulk? No.

Speaker 1 211.

Speaker 2 And 211 is still not as bad as For Local, the original ones, before the government got involved. Remember the original For Locals?

Speaker 2 They had to stop selling them because it was caffeine in them bitches. So you be fucked up.

Speaker 1 You crack back up. Crack feeding in them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Still Reserve is like the old school crackhead beer. That's what's still reserved.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's funny.

Speaker 2 At home, if you confuse, that's why.

Speaker 2 That's a drug addict.

Speaker 1 You the ghetto tour guy? I tried it. I don't know.
She might just be. My walk out down these alleys right quick.

Speaker 2 I promise you, you know, what response I would get, the most people would say, thank you. You helped me understand my cousin.
That's a felon. One time a couple came to a show.

Speaker 2 She gave her high school sweetheart a chance. He was in jail during like seven years.
And she gave him a chance because things I said about felons.

Speaker 2 If you don't have any, if you're not close to it at all, you might judge it in a different way. But I'm explaining what I, you know, my experience.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they good people at heart.

Speaker 2 I mean, felons aren't bad people, they can't be.

Speaker 1 I'm a felon. Nah, I'm with you.
It's homeboy, it's homeboy you, you, you, you've been texting with.

Speaker 2 I don't fuck with street niggas.

Speaker 1 I like criminals. I don't.
You might be like, okay,

Speaker 1 she's a giving buddies with chance.

Speaker 1 He got two names. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, they don't got two names.

Speaker 1 Fuck him, Sadiq Rashid. First of all,

Speaker 1 first of all, fuck him.

Speaker 2 And it's the same person.

Speaker 1 Oh, same boy. Oh, all right.
That's the problem, though.

Speaker 2 Because I wasn't supposed to, you mean, they don't even know, Mark. We got to tell them.
We're going to tell them on patrons.

Speaker 1 It's some Philly shit. We'll tell them.
It's some Philly shit.

Speaker 2 Mark knows all my dirty secrets.

Speaker 1 Oh. I mean, it's Philly.

Speaker 1 Shut up. It's a dirty secret.

Speaker 1 Wow. I don't want no problems.

Speaker 1 Steam Day on Philadelphia. Steam Down Bottom.
None of my niggas.

Speaker 1 All my niggas from down bottom. Them niggas was wild.

Speaker 2 Down bottom, what? West Philly?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Talking about the grimy part of Virginia.

Speaker 1 We talk about the part of Virginia where it ain't safe for you, girl.

Speaker 1 Virginia Beach.

Speaker 1 What's the toughest thing? Tony Williamsburg.

Speaker 1 Nigga, all I ain't go down there and play around. I don't know none of them.
The country niggas and tie you up by your motherfucking thumb.

Speaker 1 And my whole family would be there in 10 minutes, boy. From where? Shoot your whole fucking lineage up.

Speaker 1 Here they go. Shoot your whole lineage.

Speaker 1 You'll be the last Margie stand on. Oh, for real.

Speaker 1 My favorite fight is on my body. By the time them niggas get from South Carolina, your little ass would be up there like motherfucking Linox.
Anybody kidnapped me or got me surrounded?

Speaker 1 I think I could stall for 10 minutes. What'd you gonna do? Yeah, but what's gonna happen in 10 minutes? This nigga been ducking smoke since he was a kid.
That nigga could talk his way out of the car.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 He's just gonna magic tricks and shit.

Speaker 1 He is a good target.

Speaker 1 You see a car. You're going to see a car.

Speaker 1 Nine of hearts, nine of hearts.

Speaker 1 Follow the queen. Follow the queen.
Follow the queen.

Speaker 1 That thing goes.

Speaker 1 Crazy. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 2 You got to give a gab. He'll distract him.
What?

Speaker 1 Always. And needs.

Speaker 2 No, for a

Speaker 2 while.

Speaker 1 Car tricks. Can you fight?

Speaker 1 Can you fight? Hell yeah. You crazy.
He can fight. You crazy.
Can you fight?

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 a better skill that I have is diffusing.

Speaker 1 I try not to. I don't think that nigga is Joe Shakespeare in the way that dude starts talking.

Speaker 1 But now also the part with me diffusing is...

Speaker 1 I might say something that has a glory that goes up quickly. Quickly, quickly.

Speaker 1 And by might, you mean you're definitely at some point.

Speaker 2 Anytime I've ever tried to defuse my own fight, I got myself punched by what I was saying. Like, anytime.

Speaker 1 Sorry to happen to you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know how to.

Speaker 1 Like, once you dare, you dare. Yeah, you said you get punched first a lot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I get cracked first. I'll pop it.

Speaker 1 By girls?

Speaker 1 I remember this girl, me and him.

Speaker 2 This girl had a bag of rocks in the bag.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Just that fast, we're going to start this show. She's up your hood booger, yo.
Yo,

Speaker 1 a girl hit you with a bag of rocks. Rocks.

Speaker 1 That's what she did.

Speaker 1 Yo, I mean that's what I'm saying. That's insane.

Speaker 2 Why is she walking around with rocks in a bag is the more important question.

Speaker 1 I was biting pebbles.

Speaker 1 Damn, baby. She hit me in the head.

Speaker 2 She hit me in there with a bag of rocks.

Speaker 1 And what set her off was, I said to her, like, girl,

Speaker 2 we was cool. We used to push your daughter around that stroller with her ass dragging.
You know the cheap strollers and they ass drag to the ground? That's what I said. The ass drag.

Speaker 1 She just happened to have the rocks. Wow.
Right here.

Speaker 1 Just for bitches like her. Just yes.
Just for bitches like her.

Speaker 2 You can keep a bag of rocks for a bitch that don't know what to say. Her fucking mother bust me in my head with that shit.

Speaker 1 I want to judge the girl, but before I knew where to get guns from, the batteries in the sock.

Speaker 2 Yeah, rocks or locks in the sock. The combination on your finger, you swimming.

Speaker 1 Oh, the padlock and the sock.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Padlock and the sock.
What was on that? These niggas was popping. I ain't had no scribbling.
Of course. I didn't have any scripting.

Speaker 1 It's the broken site ever. They used it.
They didn't even get a knife. They didn't use weapons.
They couldn't even get a knife. No, we're talking like the aggressors.
No.

Speaker 1 You know, we're talking like a bunch of dogies that couldn't afford a gun.

Speaker 1 We're not talking like... I'm going to fuck that nigga up with these batteries when I'm sitting.
That nigga looking at you like this. I think he's lunging me.

Speaker 1 Fucking you talking about

Speaker 1 one, you might not have needed to extract them bullets down.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That particular day. You know what I mean? You've been shot?

Speaker 1 Look, look.

Speaker 1 You can't tell.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You can't tell.

Speaker 1 Wait, you can't tell that he's been shot? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You just turned the motor on.

Speaker 1 That tongue went three inches longer.

Speaker 1 How long have you dated?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Yo, you are an idiot.
You have a whole mouth anyway.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 2 I have never dated somebody that's been shot

Speaker 1 this year.

Speaker 1 Oh man. All right.

Speaker 1 Oh fuck it. I'm glad to see y'all in a good mood.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's Friday, man.

Speaker 2 This will be the highlight of my week, y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all think I'm bullshitting. I like hanging with you guys.
Yeah, we love you up here. We love you up here.

Speaker 1 We wasn't doing drive-bys with the socks. Come on.

Speaker 1 Yo, just imagine walking down the street like, yo, when I see Rokeem, I'm going to fuck that nigga up. What's up?

Speaker 1 Yo, let that nigga go right there.

Speaker 1 I got to get a run and start.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what your first mistake is. The niggas that had the padlock in the sock wasn't saying, when I see Raheem, you going to look for Raheem.
We were going to look for Raheem.

Speaker 1 But when you see Raheem, now you got to back up because you got to get a run.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is you talking about? Raheem got a gun.

Speaker 1 Raheem, everybody didn't have a gun in the 90s. You're right.
Everybody did not have a gun.

Speaker 1 But why are you getting your wind up on Raheem to hit you with a six-piece?

Speaker 1 and what the are you talking about that never happened to me i just said i could fight that that never happened to me a six piece six piece a lot of pieces a six piece on me you like that

Speaker 1 you think you can't put your hands up

Speaker 2 that's where you need to go out y'all know i've met adults that have never been in fights at all how does that make you feel there's plenty of those

Speaker 1 plenty of them out there how do you make it through life without not watching the niggas

Speaker 1 We the one. It's plenty of people out there that have not had a fight ever, especially women.
I don't know. Women, I understand.
Yeah, women. I think most people haven't been in a fight.
Really?

Speaker 1 I don't. I don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I haven't met. Most people.

Speaker 1 It's not real in our world. We think where we grew up and think that's like the world.
Not even that. It's our intelligence.
I'm not disagreeing with you.

Speaker 2 But like, bro, like, let's sports niggas, football guys, y'all get upset you fight. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Practice, y'all get the rumbling.

Speaker 2 Shit like that. Like, you know, certain things you will get in a fight.

Speaker 1 You think them white boys don't be getting drunk at the bar and start tussling?

Speaker 2 Don't nobody beat the shit out of each other like them white niggas.

Speaker 1 Drunk white fights is comedy, my nigga. Fuck them niggas jump kicking.
They do all types of shit.

Speaker 1 Nigga be fly kicking through the bar.

Speaker 2 The only thing better than that is Mexican on Mexican.

Speaker 1 And they don't feel pain.

Speaker 2 And they don't feel it. Yeah.
Nose, bloody color.

Speaker 1 That's it. Come on, give me more.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 Niggas spitting out blood like it ain't nothing. I don't understand it.
To me, it's like a rite of passage. When you're a kid fighting and all that shit, your best friends, you fought them niggas

Speaker 1 all the time. All that shit.
Don't some at-risk you shit.

Speaker 1 I bet you our kids won't be in fighting.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. I got daughters, so I hope not.
But if I had sons, I want my son to whip some ass and take some ass.

Speaker 1 My son, I played on him whooping some bad ass. That's why y'all don't need to be boy dads.
That's not true, bro.

Speaker 1 Listen to y'all. Listen to the girl dads.
Like you, you were in plenty of fights. Did your kids, have your sons gotten in fights? They never told me about one.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 They never told me about one. And you don't want them to ever.
Well, I want to be eight, so I mean, that don't count. You know, I think he's ruffled.
These have had to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he gonna get a candidate.

Speaker 1 He the one.

Speaker 1 If you think your son ain't gonna punch somebody,

Speaker 1 no, his son.

Speaker 1 If you think of that,

Speaker 1 he might be the, they can't bully. Mark trying to cover it.
Oh, he speaks Arabic and Spanish. Nigga, he's violent.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's a problem, though. He's definitely a problem.
He's going to be with a special. There you go.

Speaker 1 And you're going to have him in martial arts.

Speaker 1 He's going to be the bully of private school. Talking Arabic.

Speaker 1 I agree with Ish. When I say I'm scared, I screamed up.

Speaker 2 Now he knows how to ask that you want to fight in more than one language.

Speaker 1 Yola.

Speaker 1 Yola.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 2 I know-ish, I think it's character building too. I don't think it's nothing like, you know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 I never had a fight that I wanted to have. I mean.
True. True.
Never?

Speaker 1 That I wanted to have. No.
I don't know about that. You said you was done.
I disagree.

Speaker 1 No, no, I'm talking shit. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I wanted to fight. In front of the round.
I ain't want to fight. I never had a fight.
I wanted to have. The niggas I wanted to fight,

Speaker 1 we never fought.

Speaker 2 Not to mention that fear. You feel your heart beating.
You so scared you just get out of do it. Like, that's a thing, you know? Not just that, yo.
Because it's so scary until it happens.

Speaker 1 All Joseph said, I think our generation, this new generation is fucked up because they never got punched in their face.

Speaker 2 They definitely need to get punched.

Speaker 1 Bro, that shit.

Speaker 1 You know what to say, what not to say. That teach you consequences.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think some of these niggas in the new school is tougher than we were. At least back in the day, there was school, right? So you fought at school.

Speaker 1 You know that you had to come back to school for the rest of the year. And so we got to fix this.

Speaker 1 But if there was ever a chance that I was going to fight somebody in school, a little white boy, and he would come back and shoot the whole school.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't hit nobody.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't hit no. I wouldn't have said different at all.
Nigga, you killing teachers. This was between us.

Speaker 1 America's fucked up.

Speaker 1 So we're the only country that happens in.

Speaker 2 That shit don't happen nowhere.

Speaker 1 And then the parents get mad when they want to put metal detectors in the school.

Speaker 1 Right. Meanwhile, Johnny got a 40.

Speaker 1 And then they said, hey, we should get the teachers. We should teach the teachers how to shoot.

Speaker 1 That's the double shit. And they still pay them $14,000 a year.
Right. They got to buy the old shoes.
They're mad with guns. Right.
And they got to buy their own guns.

Speaker 1 They can't even afford the no books to the class. I'm not my God.

Speaker 2 It's so stupid.

Speaker 1 Nah, America. There's a few of them

Speaker 1 white gun pages I follow on Instagram. I will be honest.
I'm scared just watching them niggas. They know them shits better than us.
Yo, what?

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 they teach their kids yonder. That's the problem.

Speaker 2 That's the problem. I feel like

Speaker 2 in the 90s to respond to gun violence in urban areas, we start pushing this whole don't play with guns things.

Speaker 2 When I came up, my cousins couldn't have, they couldn't have water guns or BB guns and shit like that. Now, I get why we did it, but it doesn't make any fucking sense at this point.

Speaker 2 My goal was to have my kids being able to load and unload a pistol and know how to fire it on some safety shit by like 12 or 13, just because, I mean, statistically, they'll play with it less if they know how to fucking use it.

Speaker 1 Mona, just move. What? Shut up.

Speaker 1 Mona, just relocate. She's in the burger.

Speaker 2 I just moved. I just moved to a really, really nice building, like on some luxury shit.

Speaker 1 You ain't never seen the white dude staying around?

Speaker 2 I'll invite you over. It's nice like that.

Speaker 1 I'll come. Okay.
It's nice like that.

Speaker 2 It's nice like that. That shit.
And the nice juice.

Speaker 1 Tell them I moved the fuck up.

Speaker 1 When you moved?

Speaker 2 Like a week ago, two weeks ago, crazy.

Speaker 1 I was going to crack y'all for a hundred years. Absolutely.
Look at this narcissist brain. Just a working.
Yo. Yeah, because of me, she got to move.
It leaves it y'all button.

Speaker 1 You said, yeah, but it's true. Bro, the fit days sue.

Speaker 2 They are terrible. A nigga seen a clip of the back.
Motherfucker, first comment. Thank God for the JBP.

Speaker 1 This broke bitch finally got a crack.

Speaker 2 I said, God damn, I applied for this motherfucker month to go.

Speaker 1 Fuck y'all.

Speaker 2 I like it, though. I never lived in one of those fancy business

Speaker 1 old buildings.

Speaker 2 Like, imagine this, but lower, lower, lower.

Speaker 1 You got the community room and the job.

Speaker 2 Yeah, resident. Yeah, it's nice.
I love it.

Speaker 1 I really like it.

Speaker 1 It's so stupid.

Speaker 1 Shut up. Hey, y'all play me, but I like you.
You got me and you. I don't have any type of thing.
I love you, my nigga. I don't care.
I love it, though. You got the community room.

Speaker 1 That's what it's called. That's what it's called in the projects.
That's what's called.

Speaker 1 Yes, it is. That's the hallway.

Speaker 1 Hey, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 It's called the resident lounge.

Speaker 1 That's where my very first baby shower was at that they tried to play in when I wasn't invited. It was free.
Right? In the community room of Montgomery Projects. Told you

Speaker 1 should have co-parented.

Speaker 2 You can get the rooms for $30 in the projects, them little community rooms and shit.

Speaker 1 Hey, let me not do that. My baby moms gave me a plate.
Okay.

Speaker 1 My baby mom sent something over. Oh, God.
Come on, man. Stop playing with me.

Speaker 1 Memorable dick. Nigga from 97.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 my dick better give me a plate 30 years late.

Speaker 1 I know it's some shit in there, too. Yeah, making it funny your husband, too.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Did you eat? Don't touch that without you. Yeah, no, yeah, no, right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. I want all that.
All right, come on. Let's have some fun.

Speaker 1 Let's have some fun. Let's have some fun.
Let's have some fun. Let's have some fun.
Efficient.

Speaker 1 You now tuned in

Speaker 1 to double up.

Speaker 1 Y'all need to open your ears up and soap this game up. If nobody don't know ya, I'ma make y'all famous.
It's 24 carriage for the shop. Mike Shake, Mike, Shake, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 Yes, indeed. Shit choking me.
Oh, I need to brush the breeze. Chasing with the Hennessy.
I thought juvenile Manny Fresh was supposed to be coming up here.

Speaker 1 I had to follow up on that. They were, like, a six months ago.

Speaker 1 What the fuck happened to that? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir. It's the same thing.
I want to talk to you about that.

Speaker 1 Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, moving slow motion for me.

Speaker 1 Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move it, slow motion for me.

Speaker 1 I like it like that, sheep working that back. I don't know how to act.
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move it, slow motion for me.

Speaker 1 I like it like that, sheep working that back. All wait for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Speaker 1 Slow motion for Matt. Slow motion for Matt.
Moving slow for Matt.

Speaker 1 Cut through the headlight.

Speaker 1 It's like once you get used to it, then you'll start surfing. Hop up on top and show Jiggy, Jiggy.

Speaker 1 Keep being hard hit and I'ma make it get old man. Got a humor not disguise for my face as a diamond.
Think I was in fucking Etroy when this song was out, if I remember correctly.

Speaker 1 One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick. That outside dick.
Keep them hoes sick.

Speaker 1 I like it like that. Sheep broken that back.
I don't know how to act. Slow motion for me.
Slow motion for me. Slow motion for me.
Moving. Slow motion for me.

Speaker 1 I like it like that. Sheep broken that back.
I don't know how to act. Slow motion for me.
Slow motion for me. Slow motion for me.
Moving. Slow motion for me.

Speaker 1 Ayo, baby,

Speaker 1 tell your friends

Speaker 1 to get with my friends.

Speaker 1 Hey, Gali.

Speaker 1 Let's go, Galli.

Speaker 1 Baby, you don't have to try to read my mind. Cause you know I wanna get it in.

Speaker 1 And tell me why, but we just think about it. You wanna go and got it? We can move body to body,

Speaker 1 body to body.

Speaker 1 I don't mean a rushy girl, but we should be. Body to body.

Speaker 1 Body to side.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir. Got a great show lined up for you today.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir. Rolling down 95.
Yes, sir. You can see in my eyes.
Yes, sir. And I'm looking for a cute.
Juicy, you don't know nothing about this, Juice.

Speaker 1 You don't know nothing about this.

Speaker 1 Only the freaks know about this. You better watch yourself.

Speaker 1 Ladies, you're gonna go.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the buddy the ladies call it, baby.

Speaker 1 I'm ready to rob, but I'm gonna let my man get this shit off a little bit.

Speaker 1 Starting through the city, tryna find a lady who beautiful, but she gotta have booty too.

Speaker 1 I don't know why these niggas got so much hate when they came out.

Speaker 1 See, bitch, and the hairs on the chair.

Speaker 1 Rolling down 95. Yes, sir.
And you can see in my eyes. Yes, sir.
And I'm looking for a cutie pie.

Speaker 1 And we gotta make love.

Speaker 1 And we can just cuddle up.

Speaker 1 And she won't need to beat it up. Yes, sir.
Damn it, I'll beat it up. Your body's

Speaker 1 your body's burnt. My body,

Speaker 1 your body's burnt. I ain't ready to rock, man.
Your body's burnt. My body,

Speaker 1 your body's burnt,

Speaker 1 cute, cute.

Speaker 1 Keep this applause going right quick for the best show on earth.

Speaker 1 So happy to be here with y'all.

Speaker 1 God is good. A lot is good.
Everybody is good.

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 1 Who is that?

Speaker 1 And Mona. Mona, we working on it.
We're working on it. We got you.
We're going to get you right. We got you.
It's coming. I trust y'all.
It's coming.

Speaker 1 883.

Speaker 1 2.

Speaker 1 Welcome to episode 882 of the Joe Button podcast, brought to you by Power by Few, by Price. Speaks, Price, Speaks, Gang.

Speaker 1 I'm your humble, gracious, highly favored, lowly favored, fully dressed host, Joe Button, here with some really amazing people to my right. You know the vibes.
Big Philly in the building.

Speaker 1 Big mona's here

Speaker 1 next to her more phillies somehow doctor our good brother dr dark lamont hill in the building

Speaker 1 next to him that's right our good brother mr thousand doors enough issues in the building next to him our good brother freeze the freeziest of them all parks is here kenya myra poe is here corey is here kino is here edith is here big juice is here when you had your tongue out singing a pretty rickety too i seen you from the side uh erickson is here tanner and savon are are here by remote last but certainly not least each and every one of you guys you guys are here thank you for joining us how's everybody doing what's popping what's popping what's popping i'm great amazing i was amazing here good good good good i love to hear that y'all looking good you're smelling good

Speaker 1 turkey day recap

Speaker 1 turkey day recap give it to me how was everybody come on come on

Speaker 1 how was the squash

Speaker 1 come on come on did you put hot sauce on the eggplant or what Whoa. Boy,

Speaker 1 you know, eggplant is a food. It is.
It is.

Speaker 1 That's what they say.

Speaker 1 Shut up, boy.

Speaker 1 You hosted? I hosted. Yeah, it was good.
We ate about 9:45 p.m. So how many people you had? That's my time.

Speaker 1 You said what? We ate about 9:45 p.m. What y'all did to then? Nigga ate during the Bengals game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was third quarter. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What did I do till then? I cooked and then waited.

Speaker 1 People just showed up late. You cooked? Yeah, I cooked.
I cooked. Everyone chipped in.
I cooked turkey. I cooked mashed potatoes.

Speaker 2 I cooked greens. You cooked a turkey? I did.
Oh, you the nigga then. That's like a big deal.

Speaker 1 And the greens. Greens and the greens.
You make the greens. I did.
Parks is from a family.

Speaker 1 Parks is from a family of what's the word? Restauranteers? Sure. Sure.
I don't know the word.

Speaker 2 Like your people own restaurants?

Speaker 1 My sister's

Speaker 1 own restaurants. Okay.
Parks can cook. Yeah, he can cook a little song.

Speaker 1 He's good.

Speaker 1 She stopped doing it because Kino cooks now, but he used to cook for us. It's too hard to do all this and cook.

Speaker 2 I know. God damn.

Speaker 1 makes sense yeah all right so you ate late you hosted how was the crowd oh it was great man it was it was it was fantastic it was fantastic good did brian come he did not oh okay yeah just a just a family yeah they was tight though yeah 945

Speaker 1 i thought we ate late y'all were seven you know i went right around the corner to my spot i was thinking about ordering some mcdonald's or some shit like big egg and cheese i was just ordered mcdonald's on thanksgiving i was just ordering i felt bad eating breakfast on thanksgiving 945 The angle.

Speaker 1 You gotta dug it out.

Speaker 1 No, you don't. Yes, you do.
Yes, you do. Y'all niggas fast for Thanksgiving.
Lots of crackers and cheese and salsa and chicken.

Speaker 2 Did y'all have advertisers?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we had

Speaker 1 a lot of stuff. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Advertisers is tasting the food that you're making as you go. That's part too.

Speaker 2 Or a buffalo chicken dip?

Speaker 1 On Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 Yes, people have advertisers. People have dips and shit on.

Speaker 1 Depending on what time you eat.

Speaker 1 I've seen some niggas on the Grand Air. Bone marrow,

Speaker 1 they was doing a lot. Loss of bad.
Bone marrow. I didn't think that was a bad idea.
Yeah, it's not a bad idea. That's a bad idea.
I never thought of that, but not the worst idea.

Speaker 1 You never had a spooky before? Or any type of. I don't even know what you just said, but no.

Speaker 1 Boot tracks. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've seen it on TV.

Speaker 1 I'm going to keep it real.

Speaker 1 Cuff? Yeah. Like, bone marrow, what?

Speaker 1 That's what it is, bone marrow. Bone marrow.
Yeah. Just people.
From what animal?

Speaker 1 It could be sometimes cows, sometimes pigs.

Speaker 2 Most of the time I see cows.

Speaker 1 Normally it's a cow. Sometimes pigs.
Have y'all ever been to Ruth Chris?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I ain't eat no bone marrow down there. I'm not eating bone marrow.

Speaker 1 They get the well-done steak. Yeah, that's what it's giving.
Ruth Chris is gross, but the chicken is easy. It is.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, oh, there you go. So you win.
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 Y'all, newer couch?

Speaker 1 Mine was much better than I expected. Like,

Speaker 1 you know, like we said last time, my family decided last minute. Because my grandmother came home to do it, and they went above and beyond.
Don't just keep brushing over that little part. What?

Speaker 1 Nah, that's literally what happened. You're right.
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 Because there was no plans at first. I was going down to my girls' people's house.
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but then my grandmother came home from rehab. So they was like,

Speaker 1 yo, we got to do something.

Speaker 1 We have to.

Speaker 1 And they went above and beyond. We ate late, but it was late.
How late? Like 7?

Speaker 1 7, 7.20, something like that. Late, but that ain't crazy.
Wasn't bad, though. Like, I had a blast.
I'm pleased. I had a great Thanksgiving.
Oh, my shit was the opposite. We ate at like 2 o'clock.

Speaker 1 White team. Very dirty.

Speaker 1 White T.

Speaker 1 Brunch.

Speaker 1 Hey, Thanksgiving brunch. I wasn't really beat, though.
I could have stayed in the house with gray sweats all day and watched football and been chilling. Like, I ain't.

Speaker 1 There were some good games on Tim. You can't stay in your house with gray sweats on.
Go ahead. That's what you got to wear them at.
Did you get dressed?

Speaker 2 Did y'all get dressed?

Speaker 1 No. No.
Sweatsuits. Sweatsuits.
Not at all.

Speaker 1 The dirtiest of sweats.

Speaker 1 And the dirtiest white tee I could find.

Speaker 1 I had wore the white tea the whole day as I was the active sous chef for my girl. I was spilling shit all day long on my fucking t-shirt.
You hosted, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I hosted. It's Sade cooked.
Shade cooked. Wow.
I hosted.

Speaker 1 I got to give it up to her. I mean, I talk a lot of shit, but great idea from her.

Speaker 1 I would have never, it was just her idea. I would have never thought.

Speaker 1 I don't be mad at Thanksgiving sitting in my bedroom by myself, making the runs, picking up the plates, and going back and having food for the next few days.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's as depressing as the people like that live with their family. It can't be for like those people see you and be like, oh, what a loser.
But

Speaker 1 I don't think it's the worst. So when she said, hey, man, we never spent the Thanksgiving together.
I'll bring the kids up. You bring your family in and we'll do it.
I was like, bet.

Speaker 1 I think she thought that she was only cooking for her family and me and a couple of my people. No.
That's never how it goes.

Speaker 1 It's never how it goes. goes.

Speaker 1 So, with all the prep that she tried to do, and it was a lot of prep, and every time she said, Hey, do it look like I need more of this, I said yes, just because I'm black for no other reason.

Speaker 1 I didn't check nobody, I didn't call with nobody. Yes, because I'm black and I know how a black Thanksgiving go.

Speaker 1 It's just gonna be niggas popping up that you didn't expect. You can't speak to them, right? Yeah, you ain't even telling me.
She didn't even tell you was cooking. Now they got fucking wives and shit.

Speaker 1 So she did a lot of prep. She was cooking all day.
She barely got any sleep. She slaved.
We ate late. We ate late too.
That food wasn't ready till maybe 7.45.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw her tweet, like, and it was, it was about 7-something where she was like, yo, I've been cooking. I'm like, she still, she's like, I've been cooking all day.
I don't even want to eat now.

Speaker 1 And then she got the plate and didn't touch the, she didn't touch the food because she didn't cook it.

Speaker 1 I see that a lot. I barely, I ate cooking.
I ate, but I was ready for bed after that. Like immediately.
And it was hard to get a plate down. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 I should have texted y'all and told y'all to bring me a plate today.

Speaker 1 I'd have brought you one. Word.
I'd have brought you a plate today.

Speaker 2 I didn't really, like, I ain't got it.

Speaker 1 You ain't get busy. Yeah, I ain't get there.
I'd have definitely brought you a plate.

Speaker 2 I did the one. You know how you get the plate? And, like, as soon as you get it, your automatic first mission is, how do I get this bitch in the trash without them seeing it?

Speaker 1 You feel me? So now you're doing that. Now you're doing a little box.
Hey, Mona. But you keep sliding your ass by.

Speaker 2 You get to get the boots on the ground.

Speaker 1 You got to throw that bitch on that beat drop.

Speaker 2 Because if I catch you wrong time, it's all the plate.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, that shit, boy.

Speaker 1 I'm watching your button podcast.

Speaker 2 Them greens was, hey, the greens, did you know what it tastes like? Them motherfucking greens gave water green. That's it.
No seasoned salt, no nothing.

Speaker 1 I seen meat bloating, but it wasn't no, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 You know. Yes.

Speaker 1 And then whatever smoked turkey, speaking of greens, whatever smoked turkey she had got to put in the greens. Vital.
It's super vital. By the way, super vital.

Speaker 1 By smoked turkey was terrible in the greens. It kind of fucked it up a little bit.

Speaker 1 That was the struggle for her. That shit vital.
Where do y'all go to the bottom? And she from Texas. My family from down south.
We know what smoked turkey. The New Jersey smoked turkey.

Speaker 1 I got it to my usual spot, really. It wasn't good to smoke.

Speaker 2 No, what's your go-to piece of meat? What type of turkey? Because I'm like a turkey neck girl.

Speaker 1 Oh, I do wing usually. Oh, but next good wing.
Next good turkey.

Speaker 1 I feel like turkey wings are harder to do.

Speaker 2 There's too much skin on the wings. For the greens?

Speaker 1 There's too much skin on the wings.

Speaker 2 You go turkey neck or turkey butt, but if you're not going to be a good one,

Speaker 1 there's too much grease.

Speaker 2 There's too much oil in the turkey ass. Turkey necks are the best.
And plus, turkey necks, you can eat them at the end in the bowl.

Speaker 2 Hot sauce.

Speaker 1 So then she found some liquid, liquid,

Speaker 1 what's it called? Liquid smoke. Liquid smoke.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Liquid smoke.

Speaker 1 So that was cool.

Speaker 1 And then it's a little different, right? Like where I'm from,

Speaker 1 how I was raised

Speaker 1 at two o'clock, people could start coming. So you want your house presentable.
Yeah. Yeah.
So there was a little bit of every time I cleaned a spot, one of her kids would fuck it up.

Speaker 1 And then I would say, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 And then she would say, oh, they're kids. And it was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, they're kids.

Speaker 1 You're right. You're right.
And

Speaker 1 I like stuffing.

Speaker 1 I do too. I don't know how people feel about dressing.
I hate it. I love it.

Speaker 1 I love it. I don't know if I make it.

Speaker 2 If I make it and it's cornbread stuffing, I like it.

Speaker 1 I absolutely love stuffing. I feel like Turkey Day ain't going to be Turkey Day without it.
Facts.

Speaker 1 That was the only thing she sounded fishy about when I asked her, hey, stuffing. And she was like,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 me and my family, we don't really eat stuffing. I mean, I know how to make it.
I had to stuff in conutrum.

Speaker 1 We don't make it. So, I mean, I'll make it, though.
What kind of stuffing do you eat? For y'all. Oh, yeah.
Stuffing.

Speaker 2 It's different, Joe.

Speaker 1 It's so many different stuff. Black people stuffing, yo.
Ain't no way. What thing is black people stuffing y'all trip?

Speaker 2 Black people stuffing down south is cornbread stuffing. Up East Coast, I'm the only person I know that make that.
I don't know nobody in my fucking

Speaker 2 shit. They make stovetop type shit with breadcrumbs and shit.
They use the breadcrumbs in the bag, but cornbread stuffing the base is big-ass pans of cornbread.

Speaker 1 It's a total different thing. Oh, yeah.
They never had that.

Speaker 2 But I'm saying I learned that from some southern niggas I met in my track.

Speaker 2 Nobody taught me how to cook. So everything I learned, I learned in my years.

Speaker 1 I learned from my track. She's right, though.
I've had both. Thank you.
Thank you. She's right.
Well, anyway, when she said the stuffing ain't really her thing, I was like, don't worry. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 I have a mom. All right.
So I call my mom, mom.

Speaker 1 I need some stuffing. My mom makes me a big ass tray of some stuffing.
Oh, I love. Oh, I love my mama's stuffing.
Don't you know this motherfucking lady's stuffing, Sade stuffing, is great.

Speaker 1 It was better than your mom's? Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 What's it different?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 good. You learned it.
You learned it.

Speaker 1 It was different.

Speaker 1 It was different. And you know, my mom, my mom and my girl got this thing already about turkey wings and collagreens because of you, nigga.
It ain't because of me. It is because of you.

Speaker 1 You said y'all had the greatest turkey wings ever.

Speaker 1 Mark, this is not the time.

Speaker 1 You said you never had a turkey wings.

Speaker 1 Not in our one, Mark.

Speaker 1 I know your mom lost her hearing. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 She's blind.

Speaker 1 She doesn't. You make your hearing better.
She does the Spotify truth.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Your mom's blind.
Patriots are waste. Your mother's blind.

Speaker 1 I love him, yo.

Speaker 2 Your mother's blind?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, she blinds. Okay.

Speaker 2 Like your whole life blind?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. Just the last few years.
Okay. Which has made her a complete burden.
Just like elderly, blind.

Speaker 1 Ah, I love this boy.

Speaker 1 She still meets yesterday, some type, but I'll tell you that later. Go ahead.
Yo, can we talk about senior citizen jobs real quick? We'll get back to this, but during the prep,

Speaker 1 well, how do y'all feel about old people having jobs?

Speaker 1 What's part of the job? Right. I like that.
Like, if you're the greeter at Walmart, I'm not mad at it. Especially if I'm pushing fast with it.
You're the greeter at Walmart. Yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 I'm working a little shop. If you work at a little shop, you can do that.
Should old people work holiday schedules? Nothing that involves speed or efficiency.

Speaker 2 Correct. They don't drive to get there.
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 Because we was prepping and she had forgot some things.

Speaker 1 So she had to run back out a few times to target and wherever she was going. But one of the stops was TJ Maxx.

Speaker 1 When I tell y'all people's sisters, I'm daddy. Yeah, that's about to begin with.
Crazy, dude. Well, you know why? That little dumbass.
Do you know why?

Speaker 1 Say why. The register.
Say why. The register.
Say why. Please say why.
It's a lot of people in this. Yeah, it's crowded.
TJ Maxx got the oldest motherfuckers in the world at the register.

Speaker 1 Every time you get up there, they can't find the code.

Speaker 1 Then they need help. Marjorie.

Speaker 1 Then they start going. Marjorie.

Speaker 1 Marjorie.

Speaker 1 That TJ Maxx line was moving slow as hell because Marjorie wouldn't come out.

Speaker 1 But anyway, we got out of there. It was a great time.
All of my family came. That's fire.
My kids, my brothers, my fucking sister, my dad. It's just everybody.
Everybody was there.

Speaker 1 It felt good to host. We don't normally, I don't normally do the hosting shit.
The best part about hosting is watching everybody get the fuck out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't got to go nowhere. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's why I wore my dirty t-shirt and my dirty sweats. I was home.
I've been home all day cooking and running around. Well, not cooking.
Sousshapping and running around.

Speaker 1 This is what you get. I'm home already.
This is what you get. I'm home.
I wore a sweater and I wanted to take that shit off because I was hot as shit in that fucking house. Two food.

Speaker 1 Two ovens on bad people in the house. Like that shit was hot.
That food was good. And by the time we ate, Rashi Rice had damn near won me my fantasy tournament.
My fantasy matchup. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 What a good day. What a good day.
It wasn't nothing else that happened that was tea.

Speaker 1 Like, it was like a peaceful,

Speaker 1 no fights, no arguments.

Speaker 1 Nobody brought over a new girlfriend, a boyfriend, a new relationship. It was like people that knew each other.
That's good. That's what's always good.
Yeah, no, it was fire. It was a good time.

Speaker 1 It was a good time.

Speaker 1 That's all I got, though. That's it.
That's a good holiday. It felt good to go to bed.
It felt good to go to bed. Mad early.
Oh, man. I went to bed about 10:30.
Word. Same.

Speaker 1 Beat down. Mad early.
How was yours, Mark? No, I'm blind. It wasn't.
It was fine. Mine was slow motion.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 after Friendsgiving, we were like, we're going to keep Thanksgiving small. Because I was going to host for my family, but we decided not to.
So it was just going to be

Speaker 1 our moms and the kids, and that was it. Then my mom decided

Speaker 1 about three hours before dinner that she wasn't coming from Philly.

Speaker 1 So I was a little irritated. So you arranged for like transport for her? Yeah, that's why I was found out.

Speaker 1 The arranger, the guy who was coming to pick her up, was like, Your mom said she's not going. She said it's too late.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 1 yeah, it really does suck. Because you know, she ain't got, I mean, how many, you know what I mean? She got four.
Yeah, four, five left. You know what I mean? Like, you ain't got that many things.

Speaker 1 Four, five.

Speaker 1 I'm being generous. Yeah,

Speaker 1 optimist square work.

Speaker 1 Stop paying this.

Speaker 1 What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 Niggas is crazy.

Speaker 1 It's different. Nah,

Speaker 1 I was just disappointed. I was really sad, actually.
I was really sad because I wanted to spend Thanksgiving with her.

Speaker 1 You know, you get old enough, you just don't feel like doing stuff.

Speaker 1 I feel that way at 40. Exactly.

Speaker 1 I was mad in the moment. Now I have perspective.

Speaker 1 I'm going to refund, start paying her bills again and all that.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 I overreacted.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 It was like, she got to travel, get there, see everybody, and get all the way back home. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 Not the last one. But yeah.
So

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 it would be a challenge.

Speaker 1 It would be a challenge for her to do all that in one day. So I had to say, and usually we would go down to her, but she didn't want to.
But it was good. My daughter got home early, so she came up.

Speaker 1 That's cool. So that was nice.
It was cool to hang out with her. Cool to hang out with my mother-in-law.

Speaker 1 And everybody was at the house by 8:30. Oh, yeah.
Oh, good. Everybody's out of the house by 8:30.
And I got a good night's sleep. Who cooked?

Speaker 1 Cater. Yeah, I had cater because I was supposed to cook, but I just wasn't feeling great.
Can your wife cook? Yeah. Yeah.
I'm a better cook.

Speaker 1 I'm a better cook. And so

Speaker 1 I do more of the cooking in the house. So, and I've been cooking all week in the week.
So I was just tired. And I got somebody to do it who does a great job.
So it was cool. It was cool.

Speaker 1 It was cool to eat and just sleep. You know what I mean? And I'm fighting a little cold, so I was just happy to rest.
It was the most rest I've gotten in a long time.

Speaker 1 niggas took a lot of to-go blades out of my house. I ain't a lot of you.
So I ain't gonna lie. I'm jealous.
It was a lot of to-go Tupperware. Oh, no, I was excited to get rid of the old Tupperware.

Speaker 1 So, niggas bought the hot. That's what I was doing.

Speaker 1 Pulling off all this old Tupperware. Let's get this out of here.
Shit. It ain't all the way clear.
You can't see through it. Too much spaghetti.

Speaker 1 You don't care either.

Speaker 1 Give it here. Give it to me.

Speaker 2 I ain't getting no sweet potato pie.

Speaker 1 Oh, I wish you would take it. I got a fridge full of food because I ain't had no, nobody came.
I literally got like, I had food for eight people and like three people ate.

Speaker 2 Save it, Mark.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, fucking Jackie, my dad's wife, was over there trying to fucking give all the pies away at the end. I said, yo, dog, who the fuck do you think you are?

Speaker 1 You can't just give away pies that you didn't make. You don't know where these pies are going.

Speaker 1 She helped it clean. She don't think she's doing nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 Do you want a pie? Man, if you don't put that fucking pie down, they did that shit on my grandmother's daughter. Don't ever see the piece of pie.

Speaker 1 I want the leftovers mostly gone, but don't give away everything. Bro, because it's being a bunch of pies.
So everybody walking out, you got a pie? Take a pie.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, Auntie, yo, what you doing? We good. Take something pie.
Yeah, you can cut you a couple.

Speaker 1 Don't give a whole pie to nobody. Then I realize my fridge ain't as big as I would like it to be.
They never are. My fridge ain't as big as I would.
It ain't ready for them a little bit.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about a walk-in fridge? Do you have the space?

Speaker 1 I would totally get it.

Speaker 1 Really? If I had the space, I would do it. Y'all wouldn't care about having to walk in a fridge every time you need a fridge? I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 But people that typically have the walk-in big joint. Have another one.
They'll have a small one. Yeah.
See, I would put it. Because I'm a fan of counter-depth.

Speaker 1 Okay, with the counter-depth refrigerators, they literally are 25 inches. So they not really deep.

Speaker 1 That shit. It don't hold as much shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You talk a fridge house.

Speaker 1 So if I had a house big enough, I would definitely get the walk-in joint and then had a counter-depth joint that you use when you're prepping. It's right there by the island.
You just get busy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, my fridge wasn't big enough to do what I had to do. And

Speaker 1 I don't have old Tupperware.

Speaker 1 All my Tupperware is new. You just got it.
Yeah, you just got it. Big, big stuff.

Speaker 1 I ain't got little Tupperware neither. See how the LA?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Niggas.
Oh, they racked up. Oh, yeah.
Niggas did go to the bottom of it. Nah, they racked up.

Speaker 1 Oh, your shit really air free?

Speaker 1 Your shit is tight, airtight. Oh, yeah.
This is lovely.

Speaker 1 And I only ate once. So it's like, but she knew.
She was smart. She hit some of the food.
Of course.

Speaker 1 We still know. Of course.
That's the first shit.

Speaker 1 That's the first shit I did.

Speaker 1 I got to the leftovers before their house. That they made.
That they own.

Speaker 1 All these words. Too many words.
Too many words. Like, they don't blow somebody else's house at hot food.

Speaker 2 I hate when niggas pack plates before they eat. I hate that.

Speaker 1 Mark.

Speaker 2 What? I hate that. When niggas pack plates.
Like, before they even sit down and enjoy it, they already pack up what they're going to leave.

Speaker 1 I've seen that. I ain't never seen it up here.

Speaker 2 Similar to what Mark did two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 That's not the same, but I think that's the same thing. No, no, no.
That's the same. No, it is the same.
No, Mark bogged out a few weeks.

Speaker 2 Mark packed up and didn't ate. That's what he did.
He didn't even eat. Well, he didn't eat, but that's what I'm saying.
I picked up my plate.

Speaker 1 No, he ate. And he ate some chicken.

Speaker 1 But it's fine. I can't litigate it, right?

Speaker 1 I paid more than society. I've seen my debt to society.
I was at home. I think that's what I'm saying.
I hate people. I hate that.
I don't let people do that.

Speaker 2 Let people say, yo, we got some left. Go ahead and make a plate.
Niggas will literally, like, I will watch my aunt run past her car in my house, like, with the stack of plates.

Speaker 2 Like, no shame, putting it in the car. Like, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 And one of my special things things is like seafood salad and it's like $80 a pin to make because I use real crab meat and large shrimp and shit. Them bitches are just taking it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I stopped making it because people will be so disrespectful. Like, you know what I mean? It's like this like that shit is wacky.

Speaker 1 Damn, I saw a fight damn near break out. I was at some summer 4th of July.
We had like a cookout and shit at their crib and that happened. So the hosts was like, yo, dogs, we didn't even get to eat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think

Speaker 1 niggas was packing, I mean, stashing some stash and bird shit.

Speaker 2 When you can cook, that's how niggas do you.

Speaker 1 They was like, yo, we didn't even get to eat. And you mean to tell me this shit is all gone the first round? And then you start finding plate? Like, oh, yo, nah, niggas about to throw hands.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't like that. I don't think that's a tacky.

Speaker 2 I'm going to get you a plate under the ironing board on some random shit.

Speaker 1 You feel me? Under the socks. Come on, bro.
That's what you do when you take it. You go to your car.

Speaker 1 Just if one were to do that, which I don't do. No.
Yeah, no. I don't do it.
You know what? You're not one. People do their work.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 2 People get, people move the Tupperware. People won't have aluminum for you out just to like deter you from doing that.
My whole thing is like, I just want everybody to eat.

Speaker 2 I don't give a fuck if a nigga walk in here, the last person, like, I want him to be able to eat. It's like, assuming that this is the whole group is crazy, bro.

Speaker 2 Like, relax, or even why the fuck are you planning for tomorrow, nigga? Like, come on, dog.

Speaker 1 We're having a party. Right?

Speaker 1 You got to make sure everybody eats before you at your house. I hate that.

Speaker 1 Then, when you look over at your fridge and see somebody going in your fridge that ain't never been in your fridge, with the dirty hands? Oh, going in a stranger's stranger,

Speaker 1 going in a stranger's fridge is some disrespectful. I mean, it's nothing but family there, so I can't beef.
But I did see some people going in the fridge as well. Hey, dog.
You can't beef? No.

Speaker 1 You can beef as a sales. I don't know what shit.

Speaker 2 You can't really beef about your family going in the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 Some of y'all shouldn't have family events. That's the thing.
No, like that deep, don't hand nobody over because they're going to go to the house.

Speaker 1 I love you. Wash your hands, my nigga.
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

Speaker 2 That's what I was about to say. You thought

Speaker 2 that was the thing. Before I put my hands in the refrigerator and washed my hands, so that's what I would like you to do, too.

Speaker 2 People don't do that, but I feel like certain people, y'all, just shouldn't have fucking company. If it's that many rules, just don't invite people over.

Speaker 2 I'm already prepared that I'm going to be grossed out by you going to my refrigerator, and I'm going to clean that shit out when y'all leave because I know nobody, people not going to watch that.

Speaker 2 I hear that.

Speaker 1 Bottom line, but all that, like, oh,

Speaker 2 because a nigga touched the refrigerator, it's like, bro, don't let me over here then, nigga.

Speaker 2 Now I'm sorry. What you wanting in fridge?

Speaker 1 Now I'm whispering to my folks. Because what's in our age for you?

Speaker 1 Anything I want y'all to have is our drinks over here.

Speaker 2 I want to stare in that shit for a couple minutes, babe.

Speaker 1 Go home and stay in the fridge. Oh, yeah.
Now that's where I was lacking. But drinks.

Speaker 1 That's why they was up in there. Oh, that's your favorite man.

Speaker 1 They were searching for something to drink. Oh, yeah, that's true.
I don't drink nothing no more. That's true.
It's just water.

Speaker 1 It's just water. And if I'm feeling freaky, we get the champagne cola.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Did the reggae one? Yeah, that's that one.

Speaker 1 Yo, I had no idea you'd get some shit from acne. Nigga, I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 He's over shooting order on the shit. Oh, fuck.
I got a guy.

Speaker 1 Yo, I see people in my fridge grabbing the champagne cola.

Speaker 1 I know they ain't, but five of them. You ain't getting this, no simply.
Huh? You don't get simply no more. There's no simpler miles no more.
Too much sugar.

Speaker 1 Simply kill you. Yo, but the champagne cola's got about two bags.
That's what it's worth

Speaker 1 again. That's for a special occasion.
That was special. They went out.

Speaker 1 Right. The specialist.
Yeah, and the kids is in there talking about, oh, where's the game room? Like, who knows?

Speaker 1 What the fuck are you? What are you talking about, kid? You gotta have a game hooked up. I got a real adult crib.
It ain't shit for kids to do.

Speaker 1 If kids is coming home, you gotta have a game hooked up somewhere.

Speaker 1 That'll keep it. Then Sade's so cute.
She set up a little kiddie table, like a table for the kids. That didn't nobody sit at but Kino and Edith.

Speaker 1 I don't know why we thought that the 18-year-olds would be sitting there.

Speaker 1 Then I did some math. It was too many 18-year-olds.
You know, them niggas think they're grown 18-year-olds.

Speaker 1 They think they run shit. I'm not sitting at no kitty table or no.
Man,

Speaker 1 I'm at the age at the Thanksgiving kickback where I'm just catching up with what the 18-year-olds are doing, what the kids are doing, what my little brother's doing in college, learning, fucking, and selling drugs.

Speaker 1 I mean, hey, give me the story. Tell me the stories you can't tell.
Pop. I'm at the point now where when they go take the walk, I know what that walk is.

Speaker 1 We know the walk. Now we're watching it, but it's a little bit more.
We know the walk.

Speaker 1 Yo, we running over here. I know what y'all going for.
Yeah, y'all going for a walk. Yeah, y'all going for a walk.
That's crazy. But good times all around the board.
For sure.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all of y'all out there.

Speaker 1 Family shit is the best.

Speaker 1 Can I ask a question about Thanksgiving? What's up? Of course.

Speaker 1 What role do exes play? None. None.

Speaker 1 So y'all don't bring exes to thank. The reason I ask is because Candy Burris yesterday in the news was saying that, you know, she's got a divorce, but homeboy is still welcome at the table.

Speaker 1 Ray J, we'll talk about in a second, had a whole

Speaker 1 Thanksgiving explosion part of that happen because he's there with some with a woman he's not dating anymore. So I'm like, is

Speaker 1 that different? Because they got kids. Yeah, they got kids.
Okay, so

Speaker 1 that's not just the ex.

Speaker 1 Okay, so under what circumstances she had. And Candy Buris,

Speaker 1 the day after she said they broke up, they was together. Right.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 does it send the wrong message? Does it confuse things? Like,

Speaker 1 what kind of exes can come to Thanksgiving? I've seen it done successfully.

Speaker 1 In your house? No. Hell no.
Hell no. You could barely miss me.
I didn't mean you. I just missed somebody like that.
No, no, I've seen it done successfully.

Speaker 1 A girl I used to date, yo, her mother remarried. Her father remarried.
They would get together like a a collective. It would be because I thought that shit was so fly.

Speaker 1 My man's just told me his family's doing that this weekend. It just blew my mind.
I think they should just fly.

Speaker 1 All of the exes and their current news, but they're like 70, so that makes a little more sense to me. Like, ain't nobody really trying to

Speaker 1 tussle.

Speaker 1 Either, either way, like a friendly tussle, or

Speaker 1 Joe's rolling around.

Speaker 1 Hopefully not. No, I think I think that shit is dope if y'all could get to that level of maturity.

Speaker 2 I hate that on my father's side that once any of us bring a around they're always welcome like my family my father's side are party people they get together they just eat drink every week or whatever but any i've ever brung is still welcome so yeah even after y'all not yes it's a total god forbid your baby dad he really locked in you know but like if i come in with my new it's not weird for him to be in there like you mean god forgibby he helped bring my grandkids whatever where you want to slice it

Speaker 2 i've been that dude with that goat that that'll pop up on the family because you you know you welcome?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been

Speaker 1 with the girl.

Speaker 1 Don't mess with the girl. Don't even talk to the girl.
You popped up? No, I was invited.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was invited. I've been there.
Yo, we haven't stopped.

Speaker 1 I didn't pop up, though. Right.
Pull up, and then I show up, and she showed up with her new dude, was mad that I was there.

Speaker 2 Why the fuck did you go?

Speaker 1 I'm so.

Speaker 1 You said that you surprised. No word.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm very, very, very, very, very close with

Speaker 1 her brother, her father.

Speaker 2 This BM shit. No.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is. This is is the ex.
This is an ex. I'm very close with them.
Like her brother, me and him, we speak to this day. We call each other brothers.
Maybe we'll be close on Friday.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So they had,

Speaker 1 you know, Thanksgiving. But I'm just saying, they had, they had

Speaker 1 a function at the crib. Our uncle had just came home and they was having something for him at the crib.
Yeah. And I happened to be in town.
He was like, yo, pull up. All right.

Speaker 1 Well, me and the brother went there together.

Speaker 2 So when you seen her, was she irritated?

Speaker 1 She was irritated. Damn.
So what you said, I get rid of this nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm not here. Like, I mean, her family, oh, it was so good to see you.
I haven't been out there in years. So they was all happy to see me.
Bro, niggas.

Speaker 1 Are you doing that?

Speaker 1 Are you doing better in life than the current than her current dude?

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 1 I could assume. Don't stutter.
I don't assume.

Speaker 1 Stutter. No, listen.
That's my mother.

Speaker 1 I don't know nothing about dudes. So I don't know.
But I could assume. Let me ask you another.
That don't help. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Let me ask you another question. You broke up with her.
She broke up with you. I broke up with her.
Oh, yeah. You broke up with her.

Speaker 1 You broke up with her.

Speaker 1 And then right when she healed, you showed up at Thanksgiving. Ain't nobody at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 I had any giving

Speaker 1 crack. Any giving.
Bro, I'm still, they still look at me like that. And it's a thing.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't eat none of these crab legs.

Speaker 2 Bro, and I want to add to this.

Speaker 1 Not only me, your brother.

Speaker 1 I ain't said nothing to her. We never spoke.
That's some weirdo shit. It's weird.

Speaker 1 That's some weirdo shit. What's weirdo about it?

Speaker 1 It ain't weirdo, because I understand, but it's a little insensitive.

Speaker 1 No, you broke up with her.

Speaker 1 You know the girl's mother.

Speaker 1 Time has passed. Was it worse? Was it like

Speaker 1 this years afterwards? I don't know. That's an important thing.
Time.

Speaker 1 She got a game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, was it a cookout? Was it like, or was it like? It was warm. It was warm.
Okay. That's a little different.
That makes it better.

Speaker 1 It was in the house, though. It was in the house, out-the-house type of situation.
That's a little bit better, at least. You could go be somewhere over there.
Yeah, but I was on the bottom.

Speaker 1 You didn't speak to her at all. No, I did not speak to her at all.

Speaker 1 That's weird, too.

Speaker 1 That's weird, yo. I am not.
It wasn't on me. I walked in.
I mean, I was there first. I was there first.
It's her house. No, it wasn't on her house.
No, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 I was there first. No, no, no, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Hear me out, man. Hear me out.

Speaker 1 This is a family member's house, not her house. But I'm just saying, it's her.
I get it. It's her people.

Speaker 1 It's her people.

Speaker 1 And again,

Speaker 1 I was there first.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, I did it.

Speaker 1 She was there first. Yes.

Speaker 1 She was bored. I've been coming here since 13 years old, nigga.
Like, me and bro, me and bro, goddamn. Yo, don't say bro.

Speaker 1 That's his brother now. That's That's his not your brother now.

Speaker 1 That's his brother now. That is not your brother, yo.
Let me tell you something. If I call this nigga right now, he's going to answer the phone and say, what's up, brother from another mother?

Speaker 1 That's still not your brother, yo. Whatever.

Speaker 2 It's his brother from another mother.

Speaker 1 The bar is in hell for brother. Whatever.

Speaker 1 Guess who brother ate from another mother? Her.

Speaker 1 That's a brother from the same mother.

Speaker 1 Hey, listen.

Speaker 1 That's my dog to this day.

Speaker 2 To add to it, right? I am one of them. Like, even y'all, like, let's say, because all of y'all, like, basically married, right?

Speaker 2 But if y'all were just dating and I met the bitch and I sister, the minute you don't fuck with her, she's not my sis. Like, that moment, it's nothing.
Bro, that's real nigga shit.

Speaker 1 Bro, fuck that. Like, that's how it should go.
Fuck her. That's how I'm supposed to happen.
That's how it's supposed to happen.

Speaker 2 That's why I hate the way people are going to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 I mean, you ain't show up to her house for a party.

Speaker 1 Fuck no. And be there first.
Bro.

Speaker 2 She can't even call me complaining about my nigga. Like, she can't call me talking no shit.
None of that. Once they done, it's over.
Fuck you, bitch.

Speaker 2 You're on the outside. I am a benefit.
The fun sister, yeah, that shit over when you leave this bitch, period.

Speaker 1 My last question about all this shit is:

Speaker 1 who said the prayer?

Speaker 1 Who said which brother? I said the prayer. No, no,

Speaker 1 I want to know who said the prayer. My uncle said the prayer, and then when he finished, I added in something.
Ish?

Speaker 1 No, I'm saying who? No prayer. You know, they don't.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 I'm fucking with it. We prayed silently as well.

Speaker 2 Where I was at, they just took shots.

Speaker 1 Yo. What?

Speaker 1 I'm getting so confused.

Speaker 1 My uncle said the prayer. He's like a deacon or some shit.
Something. Not serious shit.
But you got to not be that one richest one in the family. They're like, yo, he got to do this shit.

Speaker 1 He got to do it. So he said the prayer, and then I just, I was like, hold up.
And I added in something, and then we sat down at my cousin, deacon. I was so hungry by the time we got to dinner time.

Speaker 1 It wasn't. We didn't get one of these.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 We don't got that extra 30 seconds though, man. No prayer? Yeah, 30 seconds.

Speaker 2 The homes that I visited. How long was it? Did he do a whole sermon? They took shots.

Speaker 1 Give it honor to God.

Speaker 1 And most black households. Our prayer was longer than 30 seconds.
And most black households, they definitely have somebody blessed. Yeah, somebody.

Speaker 1 We prayed for the unfortunate. We prayed for the people that...
My dad did it. You blessed the hands that prepared this.
Blessed the hands that prepared this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, you do all the traveling versions. Thank you for that.
All the people that got here say hopefully you get home, save

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 1 No, no, nobody said 40. Why y'all ain't saying prayer? What's up with y'all white households?

Speaker 1 Yo, these black black households, they say nothing either. They Muslims.

Speaker 2 I didn't cook. And Muslims is a real simple prayer.
Just boop, bam.

Speaker 1 It's a personal prayer. Normally we do it.
It's just the food didn't come out to seven, and so. They couldn't get the rug out in time.

Speaker 1 Simple, best nail ass. It's not that deep with us.

Speaker 2 We ain't doing no 50-minute prayer anyway.

Speaker 1 What the hell?

Speaker 1 Which way is that? This nigga is crazy.

Speaker 1 My driver will pull that rug out anywhere.

Speaker 1 And then get on it and say a prayer. But nigga, you on the clock.
And he keeps on. So

Speaker 1 if I come out to 7-11,

Speaker 1 it's time to leave now.

Speaker 1 You gotta.

Speaker 1 And then when I say that, but then when I say something to him in the middle of the prayer,

Speaker 1 you can't do that. They don't even do that.
You don't even know what they do.

Speaker 1 They don't do the hugs.

Speaker 2 You can't do that, Joe.

Speaker 1 You can't interrupt the prayer. It takes five seconds.
Wait, what?

Speaker 2 It takes five seconds, Joe. Wait, I got a minute.

Speaker 1 Stop being ridiculous. Let that boy pray.
That is crazy. You niggas is ignorant, bro.

Speaker 1 Wait, if the driver at, and we can move on because maybe I'm wrong and I don't want people to know.

Speaker 1 If the driver on the job decide to start praying while you run it in somewhere and you run out and he on a rug just quiet. You get in the car and wait for him to finish.
Yeah, give him a minute.

Speaker 1 It ain't like he's gonna be there for an hour.

Speaker 2 Joe, he has to pray at a certain time.

Speaker 1 What if he were to have a break? You wouldn't kick the stall in, like, yo, nigga, get up. You said,

Speaker 1 give him a minute. What does he do? Huh? You said he don't even do that.
Like, what does he do when he ignores the drink? He ignores the fuck out of his shit. He's praying.

Speaker 1 You hear your man over here talking some snap out of it. Snap out of it.
Like, he's in a train.

Speaker 1 My driver ignores the fuck out of his shit. That's a good.
Good for him, driver. Even going forward, you shouldn't interrupt a nigga while he's praying.
It's mad, disrespectful.

Speaker 1 So I should walk to the next destination. No, you shouldn't.
No, you should wait for two minutes to finish. Give him a two minute.

Speaker 1 Look, he's taking a long time to finish.

Speaker 1 The prayer be a second. You cat.
You lying. That's all.
You're lying.

Speaker 1 The prayer be a second.

Speaker 1 Then he got a roll of rug back up, vacuum.

Speaker 1 Put his shoes back. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joining.

Speaker 1 I'm joking. I'm joking.

Speaker 1 No, now I get it. But at first, because sometimes the rug don't come out.
Sometimes he just be in the car on somebody's business. Because He's going to do a traveling prayer.

Speaker 1 He don't have to get out on some rug. He's going to do a travel prayer.

Speaker 1 He don't have to do that. So I get in the truck like, all right, this is the way we had it.
He's like,

Speaker 1 I'm like, nigga, you a liar. You sleep? Like the first time? It's like, yeah, yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Nigga, horrible.

Speaker 1 Yo, you are horrible.

Speaker 1 You horrible. That's your man.
That's your man.

Speaker 1 You are horrible. Nigga said, you sleep.

Speaker 2 I come out to 7-Eleven.

Speaker 1 Bro, corporate jobs now have a prayer room specifically for that. Yeah.
Is why you can tell me about what they do in corporate jobs, nigga. I'm never getting a corporate job.
You are a corporation.

Speaker 1 Yes, but I'm never going to get a corporate job. So you need to instill the shit that corporate corporations.
That's the first room right there.

Speaker 1 Bitch, if you go in the bathroom and say, I'll smack the fuck out of you.

Speaker 1 Yo, if one of y'all go somewhere talking about

Speaker 1 and ignore me, too.

Speaker 1 I'm praying. Yo, don't

Speaker 1 pray.

Speaker 1 The first room right there is the prayer room. Yeah, that's the word room.

Speaker 1 I can't believe that Parks and Ish House didn't pray. I'm judging the fuck out of you.
It's 9:30, and everybody's no time limit on a prayer.

Speaker 1 I won't wait nowhere.

Speaker 1 White out every day, y'all pray. We pray they didn't, nigga.
Now, what you gonna say, bitch-ass nigga? They said that. I didn't hear that.
Yeah, we were about to, but then people started eating it.

Speaker 1 We just gotta. I looked up, people already started eating it.
I was like, all right. We were about to might be worse than

Speaker 1 this fuck holding.

Speaker 1 My mom does it. She wasn't there, and I was about to make who's going to do the prayer.
And then I looked, the oldest person was eating. And if the oldest person's eating, it's...

Speaker 1 I almost think that's worse than not voting. No, he's pissed right now.
Oh, my my God.

Speaker 1 I'm hurrying. I almost think.

Speaker 1 I wish y'all wouldn't have told me this. I'm raised up with we got to say a prayer.

Speaker 1 Thanksgiving, all this fucking food, all the family food hot as hell, all your family, and y'all got the nerve to eat. To just sit down and eat.
That shit is crazy. Y'all are scum.

Speaker 1 Corey, what do you do when the prayers happen? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Last.

Speaker 1 Look at these. Look at these guys.
Look at these daughters. Look at that.

Speaker 2 Everybody, wake up.

Speaker 1 This is bullshit.

Speaker 1 God is this ball bullshit. You just nod to the beat.
Like, what you do? God isn't real.

Speaker 1 Not to the beat.

Speaker 1 That was nice. You hit your man.
You hear your man? If y'all ain't gonna pray on Thanksgiving, y'all ain't gonna pray on a bunch of

Speaker 1 Monday night.

Speaker 1 Y'all just don't pray. That's not true.
If you don't pray on Thanksgiving, chances are that you just don't pray. You have to pray on Thanksgiving.
That's not true, though. But I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm not that old. No, I'm saying I'm not against the prayer.
I'm just saying. How often do you pray a lot? Every day? I would say in my household, we don't.

Speaker 1 We usually do pray every Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 I just ain't praying over the food. We usually do pray in my day.
Do you pray over the food? If my parents say, yes, you say grace? Yes. Do you say your own grace, even if they didn't do it?

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Thanksgiving. It wasn't the loud.

Speaker 1 The prayer that I've been doing. No, they shit up with a God is good.
God is great. Thank you for this food we're about to receive on our plate.
I'm 49, nigga. I ain't nine.

Speaker 1 That's the camp miss. God is great, God is good.
And we thank him for this food. By the handlers, only fan.
Can't give us Lord our daily bread. Let's go.

Speaker 1 So you know it and didn't do it. Well, no, all of them.
Good bread.

Speaker 1 We got a Jim Crow family. We do all the praise.

Speaker 1 God, we want to thank you that the walls to my room ain't the wall to my grave. That my bed sheet wasn't my winding sheet.

Speaker 1 That my bed wasn't my cooling board, Lord. Oh, man.
We got

Speaker 1 my bed wasn't my cooling board? Yes. What the fuck is the cooling board? That's where they put the dead body.

Speaker 1 That's where they put the...

Speaker 1 The slide. The slab board.
Yeah, when you die.

Speaker 1 I give thanks that my sheet wasn't my winding sheet.

Speaker 1 And my bed wasn't my cooling board. board.
I never heard a cooling board in my life.

Speaker 1 Well, then you need to thank God, nigga.

Speaker 1 Amen.

Speaker 1 That's why you should have been praying.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Can one of y'all run to the house and grab me a plate?

Speaker 1 Damn. I'll be going to have my wife bring you one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is she close?

Speaker 1 She ain't doing nothing else.

Speaker 1 I'll text her.

Speaker 1 I did see you retweeting some Bible passages the other day. I thought that was odd.
Oh, I like Bible passages. Oh, my God.
Especially Old Testament.

Speaker 1 Why is it odd? He's Muslim. Muslims love the Old Testament.

Speaker 2 They believe in the Bible.

Speaker 1 I like gospel, but it's also Chris Richard who's my brother, so I like to retweet his stuff just to support him. Got it.

Speaker 2 Perks, I like it.

Speaker 1 Chris Richard? Yeah. That's cool.
Why are you closing him? I don't say that. Okay.

Speaker 2 I guess it's different. He came to them.

Speaker 1 Nah, he didn't come around.

Speaker 1 He was with his people.

Speaker 1 There is a guy. He's pissed at everybody up here right now.
Y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all.

Speaker 1 You let this happen. Yo, y'all are pieces of shit.
I'm judging him. I know you are.
You just wanna get out of here. You win a cyber.

Speaker 1 Somebody makes it the lie. You just slap the fuck out of y'all.
You win what you're worse than not voting. You slapped your driver out of a prayer.

Speaker 1 You put your driver who is devoted on his dean, you smacking him on the shoulders because you got to get the Berkdorf son. I did.
I did that. Yeah, yeah, I can't.
You can tell what's going on.

Speaker 1 I did that once when I didn't know. You literally pulled the rug up from my knees.

Speaker 1 Pull the rug from my knee. What are you talking about? Nigga, I thought he was having a seizure or some shit the first time.

Speaker 1 If I'm talking to to you,

Speaker 1 let's stop now.

Speaker 1 It is time for

Speaker 1 one of my favorite parts of the world. It's time for.

Speaker 1 I can't.

Speaker 1 These niggas went out seconds. Y'all didn't even pray over the second.

Speaker 1 I'll pray over the luck, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now it's time.

Speaker 1 They're going to hell like a motherfucker.

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Speaker 1 Price.

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Speaker 1 let's do it. Let's

Speaker 1 God, please, breast. Oh, my God.
Watch over, y'all. Watch over Stephon Diggs.

Speaker 1 Let him get 80 yards. Yeah, niggas pray for their

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Oh, yeah. I know he does.
There's not that much patience and discipline in the world.

Speaker 1 That's the seventh pick, bro. Me too.
Seventh pick?

Speaker 1 A million other people. I don't know why I did that.
What? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I did that because I assumed, like everybody else, if the Vikings got rid of Sam Darnell and Daniel Jones, then they believed in their

Speaker 1 ninth round.

Speaker 1 They got to be sick over there.

Speaker 1 I'm sick.

Speaker 1 Speaking of sick, our good brother Ray J. Dog, man.
Our good brother Ray J. A lot of people, a lot of people, you know, shout out to the people that had a turbulent Turkey Day.

Speaker 1 Everybody didn't have fun vibes and family. That's true.
That's true.

Speaker 1 Ray J was on a stream,

Speaker 1 ended up arguing with his wife, right? They're not divorced.

Speaker 1 Are they divorced? I'm not sure. Princess love, who knows? I don't know.
I look at them as like

Speaker 1 each other's person still. Because Ray J just told his girl the other day, I love you, but not like I love Princess.
Don't get stupid. I'm in love with her.
He just said that.

Speaker 1 Uh, so they had an argument on the stream. He accused her of wanting to leave the house drunk with their child.

Speaker 1 She accused him of being a woman abuser and pulling a gun out on her and her cousin's boyfriend.

Speaker 1 And that led to Ray J being arrested.

Speaker 1 Ray J has since made bail or bail bonds either way, same shit.

Speaker 1 And they both went right back to the internet to give their versions of what went on. I heard his.
I didn't hear hers.

Speaker 2 Did y'all hear the tussle, though? Because on live, he get to tussling with the nigga. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hilarious. I heard it.

Speaker 1 I heard it. And he said, I'm going to shoot you.
Yeah, he. He got.
It's on live? It's on live. He was on the stream the whole thing.
I said he was on the stream.

Speaker 2 A lot of the clips that you're seeing, the end of the clip is the guy get get, the guy, at some point, Ray must lunge at, Ray must lunge at Princess because you hear the guy say, hold the fuck up now, stop.

Speaker 2 And then Ray J's response is like, you know, regular shit, like, nigga, what? Stop what? And but instantly, I will shoot you, nigga. I will shoot you.

Speaker 2 But then you hear, I mean, with the way it sounds like Ray J got put in a pickle or like a Ford Nelson like this because he's talking to him. The calmer person is like, just chill out, just chill out.

Speaker 2 Usually the nigga that got you in the drone is the one coaching. Hey, relax.
Put the bottle down.

Speaker 1 Put the bottle down.

Speaker 2 So they get, get to go into that type of back and forth where,

Speaker 2 like, nigga, no, he didn't just toss the Louis on me. Just here, take that.

Speaker 1 That's what he was doing.

Speaker 1 God, these rich niggas. I'm not looking at the clips.
I'm talking about Louis.

Speaker 1 Why are you rubbing it?

Speaker 1 It's soft, though.

Speaker 1 That's great.

Speaker 2 What he said last week? You niggas broke.

Speaker 1 You don't know nothing about Louis Fast.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 2 Nah, but no, but they get into that wrestling match. And then you can hear the guy like, look, calm the fuck down, leave her alone, let her leave, just chill out.

Speaker 2 And then even when Ray J's like, yo, I'll shoot you, he say, I know, I know you'll shoot me. And it doesn't even sound like he just talking shit.

Speaker 2 It sounds like, I know you would do that because you're a bitch, but don't do that. I'm not letting you hit her in front of me.

Speaker 1 That's why I feel.

Speaker 2 And the only reason why I'm saying I know you would do that because you a bitch because if he's trying to get physical, what the fuck you talking about a gun for? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I mean, Ray J is 4'11.

Speaker 1 They uh it was it was ugly and on the TMZ site you can see they got the still shot of him holding the gun.

Speaker 1 So I don't know what that's gonna mean legally for him, but it's not, because it's not just that he said, she said.

Speaker 1 They got the clever. I mean, when you argue on a live stream, you make it tough.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I hate to see them go through domestics. I really,

Speaker 2 I don't know why I just like Princess and Ray J together, but it's, I just feel like that whole love and hip-hop, it's hard to do that and be able to get through

Speaker 2 alone, let alone dealing with somebody like Ray J that's had some of the issues Ray J had or just, you know, being in the street cheating because just a lot of shit that be going on.

Speaker 2 But they fought so much i think it's time to just call her i was about to say i like ray j and i like princess i don't know if i like them together if this is what happens i mean it's their business but if you on a live stream tussling then it's it becomes our business and i'm like i just i just want everybody to be okay i don't nobody should end up in jail from having thanksgiving dinner sidebar hold tussle she got that little girl on her hand i hate when people do that when bitches do that i know sometimes it's a safety thing because the thought is he won't hit me if i got the baby in my hand But most times that nigga still hit you, knock that baby out your hand or hit the fucking baby by mistake.

Speaker 2 So it's like, you know, put the kids away, lock them up, and then y'all do y'all little wrestling shit.

Speaker 2 But you holding her, consoling her while her father's yelling at you, it's not helping her at all. In fact, dare I say it, it might be better if she was under a bed somewhere in the room.

Speaker 2 Think about it. Versus being in the hand while you're wrestling with somebody.
I hate when I say stuff and y'all look like.

Speaker 1 No, I'm listening to you. No, not gonna be all agree with you.
I'm all the way with you.

Speaker 1 I don't have anything to say about that part because I do understand that that is sometimes why women pick the baby up during the fight.

Speaker 1 In his version,

Speaker 1 and I don't have a horse in the race. in his version, part of why he was upset was

Speaker 1 the kid is in my house in my bed, sleep peacefully, while you and I are in another section of this house having an adult argument. Yes.

Speaker 1 And because we adult arguing, now you're going to go and take the baby that's sleep.

Speaker 2 Like, I think that's bullshit.

Speaker 1 Pick the baby up.

Speaker 1 It could be.

Speaker 2 It could be. No, not bullshit.
I think that he's right. I just think that that's bullshit.
If that happens,

Speaker 1 happened you don't know

Speaker 1 somebody might be like yo fuck that i'm leaving give me my baby so that's that's her version

Speaker 1 well before we get to her version because his version ain't nothing he he says uh we have an adult argument you go wake the baby up who asleep pick the baby up now your homeboy that is with you is in my bedroom

Speaker 1 helping with in my bed trying to pull out my bed trying to take the baby out of course i'm getting my gun to say yo i will shoot the fuck out of you That's his version.

Speaker 1 Also in his version was, both of y'all have been drinking and y'all are drunk. So where are you going with my baby? At four in the morning.

Speaker 1 At whatever time it was, right?

Speaker 1 You don't want anybody who's been drinking to now go run out and drive somewhere with your baby. Princess Love says all of that's capping.

Speaker 1 She says all of that is a lie. She's not going to continue to let Ray J deflect and make this about her and her actions when it's you, you need rehab, you need help, you going through some things.

Speaker 1 All I was trying to do was bring your kids over here so we could have a happy Thanksgiving because you've been on the road running around. You ain't seen a kid in a month.

Speaker 1 So you asked me if I could do this. I'm here.
I obliged. Now we fighting.
No, get me the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 And I'm the primary parent. So if I'm out of here, I'm taking a baby.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, when you listen to both sides, I'm just giving you both sides like the objective guy that I am.

Speaker 2 The thing about giving both sides for me is that, because I don't keep up with these people and they bullshit, but it's like he do look like he could do a little weekend in Florida.

Speaker 2 He looking a little, you know what I mean? He looking like his days running together.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 That's, you know, if you ain't never been in that life. I ain't never heard it.

Speaker 2 If you never been in that life, you don't know what I'm talking about. But then these motherfucker days get developed.

Speaker 1 You'd be like, it's Thursday, nigga. Like, it was just the weekend.

Speaker 2 You feel me? So, and then it's like, Ray J grew up in the line. Like, I feel for all them people.
you know what I mean? Even being Brandy Lil Brother, I feel for all of them.

Speaker 2 That nigga been trying since he was one wishing it. You know, now his belly all big, he can't hold a note.
It's hard, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 Do I have a different perception of Ray J?

Speaker 1 Um, I must have a different perception. Like, I think you know, I mean, you, you, I think you might see him more favorably than other people do.
I like Ray J. I like him too.

Speaker 1 I see him as a star, though. I actually see him.
No, I think it's just the wrong topic to do it. But most of the people I know look at Ray J the way I look at him.
No, you know why you do that too?

Speaker 1 Because for you,

Speaker 1 you can separate the man from

Speaker 1 the TV guy.

Speaker 1 Ray J knows what to do to get clicks. Ray J is a TV darling.
He knows how to turn it off and turn it on. And so a lot of times, if you never met this particular person, you think TV is who they are.

Speaker 1 You know them personally, so you know, yo, when the TV off, he's a regular cool ass nigga that's doing on shit that we on.

Speaker 1 But I don't want to do that because I don't vouch for none of these niggas.

Speaker 1 I don't know them well enough. And not just that, though, Ish.
Joe knows how to do that. Joe, let me tell you,

Speaker 1 so you could identify with a person that knows how to cut it on and cut it off. That's my issue.
And that's it. I don't know when people are for play play.
Right.

Speaker 2 I think that's true.

Speaker 1 And then when people are serious, I don't take anything that's online as

Speaker 1 real. Yeah, because it's not real.
And maybe that's my fault.

Speaker 1 I usually don't, but this felt real. This is real.
This felt real. If you have a gun on live stream, it's real.

Speaker 1 Ray J knows better than that. I don't understand it.
I can't speak for that side of the streaming culture.

Speaker 1 There's no world where I think it's okay for you to have a gun on the internet or on live stream. And that's why I'm worried about him, honestly, because

Speaker 1 he's the consummate performer.

Speaker 2 You can see it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you go to TMZ site, they have like a still up. He's in the fail then.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It depends on if he's in his house. He's in his house.
There's no still of him pulling it on nobody.

Speaker 1 The still is him pulling the gun.

Speaker 2 If not for nothing, depending on the gun. If he had he on, he off that app too, because them streaming apps don't fuck around.

Speaker 1 Now that's that's a fact.

Speaker 2 That's verbiage or physical. There's one thing I want to say before we keep talking.

Speaker 1 Well, say it in the mic.

Speaker 2 If that were true, um, Ray J's story, that's the whole point I was just trying to make. I just think that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 If you know that your child is safe, normally you don't have any worries about your child being unsafe with dad, right?

Speaker 2 I don't think daddy losing his temper with me means we should take him out the house. I'm just saying, if they was asleep over there, spending the night, leave them niggas in there.

Speaker 2 That's my whole thing. Now, I don't, that's my, that's.

Speaker 1 Where I will agree with some of what you're saying is

Speaker 1 i don't i believe that princess love knows that there's a gun in ray j's house come on

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 what what did i got

Speaker 1 because she didn't remove that gun yeah it's what's it's not the gun like you you saying oh you got she's saying uh she said uh i'm not leaving my kid here ray j you have a gun and you're pointing at places Yeah, I think that's she said that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the pointing place.

Speaker 1 It's not that it's in the crib, right? Like you said, she know he got a gun. Well, again, I don't know.
I would assume she would have known.

Speaker 1 If that's their house and they've been married, you probably.

Speaker 1 You can't point a gun at mom or anybody mom is with and then think that the kid is staying. If we pointing guns, we leave it.
I mean, it's that simple. I don't care who pointing guns.

Speaker 1 I'm in the house with pointing guns. That's the best thing.

Speaker 1 I'm taking the kid with me. Yeah.
How do you get to that point?

Speaker 1 Say that again. That's his argument.
Ray J's argument is...

Speaker 2 She can't start in trouble.

Speaker 1 How we get to the, before him pulling the gun out, if you pull a gun out in front of a child, period, to me is crazy.

Speaker 1 anything could happen where the gun could get just lodged and the child could get hit. So that's crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about when I heard him speaking, he's saying, Dog, me and you having an argument over there.

Speaker 1 Now you say, Yo, I'm getting my kid, and I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 And then homeboy now helps you or goes in my room, starts getting in the bed, trying to help you. You pull a kid out the bed.
Yo, let me go get Roscoe now.

Speaker 1 I don't know how big the dude was. We know Ray J's relatively diminutive.
So listen, I I know that people out there, guys out there, may not want to hear this.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure that I'm speaking to some people out there that have been in a similar situation.

Speaker 1 And I'm only telling you this because I've been in similar situations. You have to let her go.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And nine times out of 10, after y'all break up, She has a guy with her that's helping her with this baby, whether that be the cousins, cousins man somebody whether that be the gay bestie there's a guy and they're gonna help her and you have to let her go

Speaker 1 that's it

Speaker 1 it's not time to go get a gun and threaten homeboy you're doing this in your house you're doing this on turkey day if your child's mom wants to leave your house then you have to let her go

Speaker 1 Yeah, and to a lot of people, it's yeah, you can go. Although it would get tricky if she's drunk driving.
Yeah, bro. That would be the only part where I would say

Speaker 1 if you want to take the kid and she's drunk. Then you who are not drunk go get in your car

Speaker 1 and take your... Well, in his story, he wasn't drunk.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I just say watching the stream, he looks sober.

Speaker 1 Finish your point, though.

Speaker 1 He didn't look drunk to me. No, no, no.
He looked like something else. I didn't say he was drunk.

Speaker 2 He looked a little out of it.

Speaker 1 Okay. Look, finish.
You go get in your car and drive your child's mom where she would like to go. And this is...
That's a recipe for disaster. And that is one, a recipe for disaster.

Speaker 1 How's that going to look when you're a super? See, this is the problem because these niggas is famous.

Speaker 1 And so however you're going to frame it in the media, it's damn for him if he do and it's damn for him if he don't.

Speaker 1 The only, only,

Speaker 1 the only possible thing I thought you was going to go here is, yo, dog, I'm about to call the cops because you about to take my child and you're drunk and put him in the car and drive away.

Speaker 1 Now you look like the rat bastard. So it's going to keep getting sick.
For me, that would have been the last resort because everybody here is famous. Yeah.
The famous person first thought,

Speaker 1 let me get the cops involved. That's the last resort.

Speaker 1 If there's nothing else to do,

Speaker 1 when you call the police, it's your house.

Speaker 1 Before you get to grabbing a gun, that's what should happen. And besides all of that, cut the fucking stream off.

Speaker 2 But this is the thing. When streaming, fuck no, you wouldn't cut the stream off.
This is the whole thing. Those motherfuckers stream all day digging bookers, scratching their balls.

Speaker 1 Ain't nothing going on talking your dumb shit.

Speaker 2 Something actually is happening. I'm just seeing in the mind of a streamer.
This is the meat and the potato. No.
Pay it don't matter. I'm telling you, it is dead wrong.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying what I've seen with these streamers, when things get to the most elevated point and it's dangerous and it's time to cut the stream off, that's when they're cutting it the fuck on.

Speaker 2 This is what they move for. These big moments is what gets the stream jumping.
Unfortunately, this is how this shit go.

Speaker 2 So if you stream all day and all you do is talk to your friends of bullshit, but that one day you and your friend get to arguing about budgets and who can afford $85,000 boots and y'all start rumbling.

Speaker 2 No, we're not turning the stream off when these niggas get to wrestling. This is what the fuck we, this is the big boom that's going to get us more people to, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So, of course, because you think about it, he should have cut the stream off. Because if you listen to it, it sounds like he got fucked up.
It sounded like he got his ass whooped a little bit.

Speaker 2 So it's like, yeah, if you had some type of informed embarrassment, but I want to add this too.

Speaker 2 I hate to assume that Ray J just the wild one because Princess story sounds more believable to me because to me, Ray J looks like, like as a black woman, like if that's my brother, I don't want him to come to my house and I make him some soup and he like chill for a couple days and drink water and talk no P.M.

Speaker 2 He need like, he like he needs to be watched up. But Princess always gave very angry.

Speaker 2 Like on them shows, she always gave like the type that she gave you like she'd punch your boyfriend, like that type of vibe. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like who y'all think I am? Me? I don't know her super well, but I'm about to say, you don't know her super well, but did you watch Love and Hip Hop?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I mean, I work with a little bit of each one, too. I mean, I hate when Mark does this.
Me too, because what the fuck working with it with his name? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I never think that they could have done it. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying she's not always angry. Don't think she could punch a button in the face? Sure.
No, Mark, Mark.

Speaker 1 But I'm saying, she don't give always angry to me. I'm saying, I think they got some shit with them.

Speaker 2 Did I say that? Because I didn't mean to say that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She don't give always angry, but when I watched the show, she gave, she wasn't no pussy.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 2 I felt like she was going to win the fight. She was going to win the game.

Speaker 1 Oh, I agree with that.

Speaker 2 Wait, because you want to fuck my training. Throw them.
So I just want to say that because my instant thing is like, Ray J this wild guy, so the story must be true.

Speaker 2 But Princess looked like she get that shit jumping. So she could have came here and started.

Speaker 1 And that might be the answer to why I'm going to keep this shit on stream. But so just in case the story don't get spun, if later on, I got proof.

Speaker 1 And then when it go too far, when homeboy now tries to go into bed and start grabbing on my kid, now I'm going to get Roscoe Pico trained, and we're going to see what's going on.

Speaker 1 Cameras in your house, though. I don't need to train.
You have security without keeping the stream on so the fans can see it.

Speaker 1 Dog, put a fucking camera in your house everywhere. You ready? Put a camera in your house everywhere.
You famous. You got shit to lose.
It should be cameras in your house.

Speaker 1 I got 97 of them in my house, and ain't shit going on in here.

Speaker 2 I don't know about all that, but. Do you think I should get cameras for the house?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Not this, at the next house.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Exactly, Joe. She's very honest.

Speaker 2 And I think when you were saying that,

Speaker 2 you were saying that Joe is the type of guy to separate the man from the artist.

Speaker 2 I didn't think that, but I will say, when I first met Joe, one of the first things he told me was, oh, you really act like that. Like how you act online.
Like that was refreshing to him.

Speaker 2 Because in my experiences, you meet people and they're complete opposite. I always talk about Suki Hanna.
I love Suki Hannah. That's my bitch.
But Destiny is such a sweet con, make this pot a grain.

Speaker 2 She, Destiny and Suki are fucking polar opposites almost. She is warm.
She is loving. She is, and she's a wife.
That's what she give, you know? So I feel, and that's no shade to her.

Speaker 2 She, you know, is amazing, brand, but very rarely do you get this where the bitch, the person y'all seen yelling is the person that's sitting next to you yelling. So like,

Speaker 1 that's true. And that is why you don't invite your ex to Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 But not if it's not your ex or your estranged current wife who you're separated from.

Speaker 1 Or if you've been on the road a month and you want to see your kids and you can't see your kids without the ex coming with the kids, it gets tricky. My baby.

Speaker 1 Or maybe you don't see your kid on Thanksgiving Day. Niggas be bunny.
Come on, see the fucker. He wants to see her.
If it's been a month,

Speaker 1 you want to see her too.

Speaker 1 You might want to see your kids. You don't never want to just see her.

Speaker 1 She got to come with it. Y'all got to work some other shit out.
I'm just saying, because this is toxic, and they seem to have a lot of toxic exchanges. I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 That go viral.

Speaker 1 That go viral. And this is just the ones we see.

Speaker 2 Sidebar, imagine 12.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna do that neither. That's recent, but since the divorce.
We ain't gonna make that. Nigga, that's when you stop dating, seeing your ex.
But then don't paint it wrong. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 We don't have a long extended history of these two showing toxic baby on the internet that's not true no all we what we have seen joe is prior to the so you said all the vh1 stuff you're counting the vh1 stuff is not real no prior to the divorce

Speaker 2 they went through online that's not oh then i didn't see it they definitely went through online gang warden online for sure prior to the divorce because i remember thinking that they wouldn't get divorced because they would get it would get to this high point and then it would disappear again and they would be back together you know what i mean that's why i say this is toxic it definitely is nobody disagrees with that yeah that's what i'm saying disagreement is whether the stream should be turned on and off how you're supposed to handle it that's i do agree with the fame

Speaker 1 should be

Speaker 2 it's never an option

Speaker 1 to call the police because not only can we can we take a quick break so i can let y'all hear the streamer that had the stream on when his girl was in the doctor and the doctor came in with some bad news and he didn't cut the stream off

Speaker 2 so what we were saying was no seriously a hippo violation, my dad.

Speaker 1 No, this shit is nuts.

Speaker 1 No, it ain't coming up now. I just think, yo, I just think the stream on you when you're with your family.
Like, all of that shit to me is just

Speaker 1 a family. I wouldn't do the other extreme.
With my family,

Speaker 1 on Thanksgiving Day, me and my family enjoying our family time, I'm going to have the stream on so millions of motherfuckers can see that. Not only I think that shit is nuts.
I do too.

Speaker 1 Y'all subscribe to it. I'm not knocking nobody yes you can't even do what y'all do

Speaker 2 because you wouldn't even do a family happy shit with your people you wouldn't have a camera

Speaker 1 so you can't really you know i know that's what i'm saying like i think my family time is my family time i don't owe that to 20 million people i that's how i look at it yeah and so if i know that if i know that me and even that black light-skinned escalate excellence that you would be sharing if i know that me and my baby moms have a potential for toxicity or this shit could go left let's say you're a happy happy family Like, you're like you and your wife.

Speaker 1 I'm not doing none of that. Okay.
Yep.

Speaker 2 Million dollars an episode.

Speaker 1 You do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that changes some things. I change a lot of shit.

Speaker 2 Everything. I ain't going.
No, all around the room. I'm just curious.
Would y'all do family content if the money was right? If the money was like hard to turn down, would y'all do it?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Yes. You fucking right.
I would consider it to do a show, Go. Don't podwise.

Speaker 2 You've done it, though. Oh, listen, baby, you got X-ray.

Speaker 1 No, it's not true, Mona. Well, I had to watch it twice.

Speaker 2 I didn't think it was you. I soon didn't.
I said, that is Joe Button.

Speaker 2 We don't gotta talk about the topic, but I'm talking about the shit with the Lou.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, no, that's true.

Speaker 1 I said that.

Speaker 1 But that's old school mouse. The joke.
That's old school mouse.

Speaker 2 The MD that went through my.

Speaker 1 That's old school mouse. I don't do it no more.
I wish I had something to do with somebody.

Speaker 1 Listen, I just seen a clip of Maino.

Speaker 1 I just seen a clip of Maino talking about how he had to wean himself off the strip club because

Speaker 1 they was getting all his money dubbing him, and he was in the locker room looking for them bitches. The fans told me I'm seeing that's why Joe bring the lube.
Joe's gonna get his regardless.

Speaker 1 Joe's gonna get his regardless. And that's a joke.
That's old school mouse. But anyway, back to this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you know, boy.

Speaker 1 Are you cool? I'm cool, bro.

Speaker 1 Hey, boy.

Speaker 2 I just want to be Joe Buck when I grow up.

Speaker 1 What does old school mouse mean?

Speaker 1 Just for clarity. Old school mouse means a behavior that I've evolved from.

Speaker 1 And how long ago have you evolved from said behavior? From lube and.

Speaker 1 Ish took all his shit off.

Speaker 1 Ish is undressing. Yo, can you wear your depends on the listeners? Ish is undressed.

Speaker 1 I'm saying that sarcastically because you up here

Speaker 1 capping. Niggas from London say chatting bullshit.
She's capping, ish. She's capping.

Speaker 1 It's been some months. Okay.
Oh, mom.

Speaker 1 It's been some more.

Speaker 2 Proud of you guys.

Speaker 1 It's been about maybe five months. All right.
Since the episode.

Speaker 1 Bro, all of them.

Speaker 1 Once again.

Speaker 2 I want y'all to know my lube is brand new and not open.

Speaker 1 No, you know what's funny? I'm so weird that I won't know something is weird until you say it. The massive.
Yo, I said that shit in the fan. I'm like, Lube at the strip club.
What a weirdo.

Speaker 1 I was like, that's weird. I thought that was smart.
You could bring this up. No.
No,

Speaker 2 no, you know what it is, too.

Speaker 1 So it's weird for me to have the lube at the strip club, but not weird for them to have the champagne room private that you pay extra for.

Speaker 2 There's nothing weird about that, bro. You know what it is?

Speaker 1 It's fucking honest. Now it's quiet time.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. I don't know about that room.
I bet you don't.

Speaker 2 And strip cult culture, if you don't know about the club and what goes on in the club, if you don't know strippers, you don't know bartenders, you don't really know nothing about that shit.

Speaker 2 So a lot of people at home that don't be in the club, you don't know what the fuck with you. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yo, you don't even know. And again, this is old behavior.
But you don't even know that you should have had the lube with you

Speaker 1 until you get in this private champagne room that you paid extra for with the bitch you've been tipping all night. And she batted bad it.

Speaker 1 And now it's just your dry head tipping all night tipping all month this bitch this bitch

Speaker 1 this bitch just opened the last sweet now you in there spin

Speaker 1 now you in there on some saliva then stop yo stop people at home

Speaker 2 i don't believe i believe you it's old baby it's you have to know strip club coach and you got to have a couple dollars because no you raheen should not go to your local strip club with lube they're gonna lock you up that's a good psych that is a good psa people at home in fucking Bridgebrook, Connecticut, Albuquerque, don't you bring no lube to that club?

Speaker 1 They're going to barg you.

Speaker 2 You got to have money to bring the lube.

Speaker 1 You got to have money.

Speaker 1 Now that's true. That's a very good PSA.

Speaker 1 You can't walk in that local.

Speaker 2 Walk in that local club with lube and not have no fucking money. I'm telling you, you're going to end up on one of them lists.
Hey, Mona.

Speaker 1 That's a fact.

Speaker 1 She's absolutely. If you got to come without the right amount of money, she will come to you.
Yeah, but you still got to go meet her.

Speaker 1 Now you're dealing with this tardy bitch. Now you're dealing with this girl that's sitting the text late.
Now you're dealing with her that's showing up late. That was please too.

Speaker 2 I fell in love with a stripper in Boston. She was my complexion and she had a fat ass.
All them other bitches in the club looked like big fat versions of Kimora Lee and I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 No disrespect. I like my bitches a little petite.
I don't want to go fooper to foop a bitch. Come on.

Speaker 2 Either way, I fell in love with this bitch and the guy that took me to the club was like, like he gave me money to tip and stuff, you know.

Speaker 2 And I remember at the end of the night, he was like, man, you know who I am. You can leave with any of them.
And I was like, her.

Speaker 1 She turned me down, but whatever.

Speaker 2 she turned you down I feel like it's the yeah she turned me down but I feel like it's the I'm intimidated Mark I feel like that energy of being in the club and picking one and vibing and locking eyes and then getting the bitch in the back and jerking off on her back I'm with that

Speaker 1 on car like I would love to jerk off on a bitch back on everything like that's a goal of mine now to rub one out at the club after I pick her right and now you can't and now you can't go home dead homies you can't go home and get the lube thinking that the same bitch is working next week because she knows she done flew in from Cleveland for tonight.

Speaker 2 Bro, this bitch just went back to DR.

Speaker 1 Old school mouse. Say it, nigga.
Old school mouse. If you got enough, she can be wherever you want her to be.
I don't get the vibe.

Speaker 1 You're right. You're right.
I don't. I know nothing about it.
You know, you don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 1 You don't know shit about it. You're right.
You know about it, but that's it. No, I'm saying I don't.
The hunt, the chase. You only Beijing that beard.

Speaker 1 You only bejing that beard. That's not Beijing.

Speaker 1 That's the the only thing you hear.

Speaker 2 Beijing, the bottom bro.

Speaker 1 Do the bottom row get down.

Speaker 2 Oh, it ain't nothing die at the top. It ain't no Beijing at the bottom.

Speaker 1 Oh, you bald. Right, right, right on.
Right on, right. Right on.
That's my nigga. That's right.
Wait a minute. That's my nigga.

Speaker 1 Wait, you're...

Speaker 2 He bald. That's nice, ice.
We like that. We like bald dick.
That's a good thing. We like bald ass dicks.
We on that. And that's...
Calaw, Muslims have to remove their hair once a month. Bald the ball.

Speaker 2 You ever fuck a bitch after she fresh out the wax shoe and you fresh bald the ball?

Speaker 1 Slip the slide. Food in the poop, fooper, food in the pooper, food in the fooper.
Crazy.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, you wanna shave once a month? Completely bald?

Speaker 1 That's me coming. Years ago.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for Mona to get cracked. I had a bad day.

Speaker 2 When I have bad days, I'm always way funnier.

Speaker 1 Hey, Mona, give me two seconds.

Speaker 1 Mark?

Speaker 1 I'm stunned.

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 1 What's up?

Speaker 1 Y'all be keeping the bush around? Yeah, I'm like, I'm

Speaker 1 gonna complete ball. You know,

Speaker 1 to the skin. Yeah.
Yes. Wait, you too? Yes.

Speaker 1 Y'all the weirdos. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're not the weirdos. Yes, y'all are.
I don't want to. Y'all are the weirdos.

Speaker 1 What are you doing the weirdos? What are you doing on Pew?

Speaker 1 Mute up, mute up, mute up, mute up. Y'all someone for real.
shut your hairy ass up for a second. Shut your hairy asses up.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 you too.

Speaker 1 Yo, why you why you looking at me, bro? You wait, you, you do, because I know you got your ass laser. You do the front end of the thing, they just gonna do the

Speaker 1 fucked up. Holy shit.
Wait, you, you, you, clean, like, clean-shaving? Like, I have, yeah. Wait, you too.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 You niggas is heathen. Yo, you niggas is disgusting, baby.
You niggas is heathen. Clean having the other ball crazy.
Cleaning.

Speaker 1 Okay. Now, nigga, Corey is crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm about to say, as Corey fucking told me that, I already lost my fucking mind.

Speaker 2 No disrespect. I imagine Corey like the little baby off Ready to Die album with the fro.
Yo, bro.

Speaker 1 Corey got a fro and his shit. Who the fake is that shit?

Speaker 1 Ready to die album with the broken shit.

Speaker 1 You want a piece of me? You better peel them between the bro.

Speaker 1 He got the sister soldier throw on you next joint. That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 I promise you, we're not staying here long, but

Speaker 1 no girls you've ever dealt with told you that they prefer

Speaker 1 completely barred. Tell me when I can unmute.
Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.
Please. Promoter the woman.
Not a one.

Speaker 2 Number one.

Speaker 2 Number one.

Speaker 1 Them white bitches be liking that shit. Black girls.
But yes.

Speaker 2 Black women. First of all, it's the sooner.
I don't know how we're not on the same page that we have to remove hair every 30 days, all of it. It's the sooner.

Speaker 1 Check it out, Muslims. Check it out.

Speaker 1 You ain't got that Quran. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's not the ham and cheese.

Speaker 2 That's not the Korean. That's like, you know, Muslims, we have a way to live.
That's like Sunnah, how we live, our practices.

Speaker 1 You ain't talking about you, nigga.

Speaker 2 All right, number.

Speaker 1 That's number one.

Speaker 2 Number two, for the non-Muslims, right?

Speaker 2 When hair grows on a shaft, like your penis, when hair grows on it, that's painful. That's number one.

Speaker 1 A lot of people, men, don't grow hair off the penis. She's a woman.
She's a woman on my side. She's a heavy vagina.

Speaker 1 Listen, y'all. And I'll bet you the bitches.

Speaker 2 Bitches at home, I don't care where y'all at. Put it in the comments right now.

Speaker 2 If it's hair on the shaft, the actual penis, I'm not talking about

Speaker 2 your dick wall.

Speaker 1 What is that called? Triangle.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the actual.

Speaker 2 This is the penis, right?

Speaker 1 If you're lucky.

Speaker 2 Some niggas that have hair growing hair, that shit is painful as fuck. I'm dead serious.
Inside, it's painful.

Speaker 2 Really? It's irritating. It's not a good feeling.
And I'm talking about super wet. It's still, you can feel that.

Speaker 1 It's one of the tricky spots, too. And some girls,

Speaker 2 and some girls don't even realize it until their hair is removed.

Speaker 2 That's number two. Number three, what does that hair collect? Sweat, piss, particles.
It's dirty.

Speaker 2 So you removing it, you're getting away from just even being at the gym, that little funk you get from working out or whatever.

Speaker 2 That's removing that hair takes off a layer of that.

Speaker 1 We totally get why

Speaker 1 women would be bald down near that beautiful little flower.

Speaker 2 This is so mirror. I like a bald penis.
She's saying men. I'm talking about men.
Men, bald. I prefer.

Speaker 1 She's saying, well, we got hair, that's painful to them. You prefer anything he got.

Speaker 1 No, seriously, y'all.

Speaker 2 And then, and I challenge you to this. If you are a man at home or a rich man that owns a big podcast, take the hair off the day she removes the hair and get that shit on.

Speaker 2 You're never going to want it different.

Speaker 1 the feeling of it is crazy

Speaker 1 bald the ball

Speaker 1 the ball is different

Speaker 1 hanging on them

Speaker 1 no it is no it's not

Speaker 1 something

Speaker 1 you do shade like cut it low or you just got that biggie fro well my shit like course my shit is naturally just gorgeous oh you got like curls and stuff no i'm not saying that but my shit is not the the it don't throw puff like it's not crazy the way you all that you don't mean it gives you nothing you don't no oh that's ugly joe that youtubers YouTuber's snake.

Speaker 1 That's ugly. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 I'm going to call Shaday because we got to fix. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. She ain't going to do nothing but come co-sign what I'm saying.
I know it's a couple great whiskers in that motherfucker outside. She back.

Speaker 2 It's great whiskers in it outside.

Speaker 1 I cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 I'm not supposed to be. I can't believe y'all.
Yeah, I really can't believe it. This is crazy.
I do. Do you talk to women before?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they like it. Low.
I never heard ball. Right, not complete mission.
So, what separates? So, y'all got like little pussies? No.

Speaker 1 So, y'all got like, that's what it sounds like. No, it sounds like a college.
It sounds like a pussy, and it's a dick hanging. Right above your dick, it's a little twat.

Speaker 1 Right above your dick is a twat. It's just hairy.

Speaker 1 You got that 70s pussy. Joe said they got little hair.
You got 60s pussy. You got 60s twat.
Joe said these people. Right above your little pussies.
Old women. Oh, I didn't even think of that part.

Speaker 1 How was you told the fucking optic of illusion? Yes, the backdrop dropped. That's what y'all saw.
Oh, yeah. The backdrop crazy.

Speaker 1 That's why they got it. I get it.

Speaker 1 I got it. Now this

Speaker 1 I get it.

Speaker 1 You niggas, I get it. They need a little affirmative action.
They need a little support.

Speaker 1 That's the thing.

Speaker 1 It's okay. That's it.
Now I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas is nasty.

Speaker 1 To two niggas that claim when they home and they don't have to go to work, they don't take showers. When your girl come give you some head, you just don't want it to be stinking.
True.

Speaker 1 I don't stink. I don't stink.
My God is good, nigga. You doing all that laser, your asshole and shit.
My God is... You don't pray.

Speaker 1 Who don't pray? You don't pray for me.

Speaker 1 So I know you're a stink-ass non-prayer.

Speaker 1 Who don't stink?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no one thinks they stink until they find out that they stink.

Speaker 2 I didn't know how to word it, but

Speaker 2 you're less sweaty, if that makes any sense. Horseshoe.

Speaker 1 You laser just your front, your frontal. No, I shave my own front.

Speaker 1 Like every bad bitch. I'm narrate this.

Speaker 1 You too.

Speaker 1 You too. That same thing.
You said you. I don't laser.
I don't laser hands. I'm like,

Speaker 1 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, laser. None of that shit laser.
But yes, yes, the whole shit.

Speaker 1 A clipper. No.
Tremor. I got a special trimmer made for that.
What's a special trimmer made for that?

Speaker 2 Yeah. How do y'all have a certain amount of shit?

Speaker 1 Like, the nose shit? No. No, it's a vaginal clipper.
They just. That's what they're doing.
That's what I'm up there. Issues with.

Speaker 1 Issues with it.

Speaker 1 I want to say that. It's not like the nose shit.
It's different.

Speaker 1 I want a laser bad. You won't nick you.
You won't get nicked.

Speaker 2 None of that shit. I narrowed a pussy.

Speaker 2 I heard that bird. Yeah, I narrowed pussy.

Speaker 2 I never really had any issues with it.

Speaker 1 Y'all think there's a such thing as knowing too much about your friends?

Speaker 2 No, this coochie is.

Speaker 1 Why do I ever think that they're bad? This coochie is bald and white and fluffy. These niggas right.
So what you shave with? No, you gived that a little bit. So what you shave with?

Speaker 1 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 What you shave with? He got the gross on the best food.

Speaker 1 He got the breaks.

Speaker 1 What you shave with? None of your business. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Lion ass.

Speaker 1 This nigga right here. You down there with the Biggie Fro too, nigga.
I knew it. Joe.

Speaker 1 Joe got that. Make it low, Mark.

Speaker 2 Hey, Joe got that salt and pepper joint. Joe got that.

Speaker 1 The nigga lying. Joe, get rid of that shit.
You just try. Man, won't answer, though.

Speaker 1 She's scared to tell me.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you about me and mine. I can't speak for nobody else.

Speaker 1 One time I went in there trying the man's game. She's like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, boy. Like,

Speaker 1 you're doing a a lot. Oh, that's like it was.
That's the brave. If your girl likes it, she might like that nigga.

Speaker 1 Nobody has ever.

Speaker 1 Listen, and not to joke on y'all, right? To be serious for two seconds before we leave this. I did try what y'all are saying before.
Complete

Speaker 1 shave. He left me.

Speaker 1 Like when I was 21 or some shit. Oh, that's good.
Oh. And

Speaker 1 the sweat.

Speaker 1 Hey, wait. And the sweat that you speak of was bothersome, bald, especially when the hair began to grow bat.
True. So I was like, okay, duh, that makes sense why the hair is there.

Speaker 1 There's a purpose for it.

Speaker 2 That's true, Joe. You sweat more.
You do. Now, this doesn't make any sense, but I do feel like you sweat more.
So if you don't have hair, you'll feel like more of that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, y'all got to peroxide y'all shit.

Speaker 2 But that's something you get used to fast.

Speaker 1 Y'all got to sea breeze y'all shit.

Speaker 2 Dare I say it? I feel like the hair grow back, like after a point, it don't bother you at all.

Speaker 1 Like, if my hair grow back, don't bother me at all.

Speaker 2 But that's after the initial of doing it for a little. I've been doing it for 20 years.

Speaker 1 We know why. We saw what happened when Joe tried to shave his head.
We know why you're not going to fuck with it no more. We was here.
Clumsy Clarence. Yeah, nigga said,

Speaker 1 he cut his head. Wait, all right, my last question.
How long have y'all been bald down there?

Speaker 2 For

Speaker 2 since I was 18.

Speaker 1 So I was 20. Mona.

Speaker 1 Mona. Mona.

Speaker 2 Why the fuck can I be with your boys?

Speaker 1 Y'all not shut my dick, ball.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 We heard you. I need to run this nigga so bad.

Speaker 2 I guess because I know he's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 It didn't work. Yo, dog.

Speaker 1 That didn't work. Never mind.
I got a good joke.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog. Stop your boy.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 Let's tell the jokes up.

Speaker 1 That was a good one. I had it too, but I was like, that was a good one.

Speaker 1 What you saying? I mean, I don't necessarily always be. I shave as needed.
Keeno, you around me right now? Bald damn bro.

Speaker 1 Like on some bald eagle shit. We work out together, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, you imagining this monkey? Get your nasty ass out of here. No, I ain't.
Are you around me, ball?

Speaker 1 You was spotting me, bald.

Speaker 1 What the hell?

Speaker 1 Nah, you niggas is. Now y'all changed.
Now y'all changed the way I I look at the Halo outfits.

Speaker 1 Yo, I changed the way I look at the A-Lo on, y'all niggas.

Speaker 1 Anyway, holy shit. What a great mistake topic.
What? Audience, I'm sorry. I apologize.

Speaker 1 Y'all didn't need

Speaker 1 this top one. They're going to be in the DMs telling you that y'all something.
That y'all here. They're going to let y'all know.

Speaker 1 Y'all welcome, nigga. They're going to let y'all know.

Speaker 1 No, I'm apologizing because I think this is an interesting topic to be so long. Like, we do have more important things to to discuss.
They like,

Speaker 1 but yo, listen, if I'm bugging out,

Speaker 1 y'all be sure to leave it in the comments and tell me. But when you do, know I am going to click your picture and look at you.

Speaker 1 No, you do that too. Yes.

Speaker 1 I am going to click it and just, I'm going to read a bio or two.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 1 I got a little media tag.

Speaker 2 Certain comments don't require you to check that page.

Speaker 1 I go look.

Speaker 2 You know how you gotta get the nigga? You gotta hit the tag photos. Nigga won't have no photos, but his grandma posted them a year ago.

Speaker 1 That nigga ugly. He looks good.
And they all look alike.

Speaker 2 The grandma, the grandpop, the kids, everybody.

Speaker 1 It's ugly.

Speaker 1 Exactly. I click on that picture and it gets too bad.
I start just singing the Facts of Life theme song. Yo, word.
Seriously. Yeah, you got to.
You just got to eat it. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you got it, bro. Oh, that's funny.
It's ugly.

Speaker 1 Wow. We're having pretty fun, though.
I'm really good at New York. Wait, do y'all lotion down there? Like, because it's bald? Like, how do y'all.

Speaker 2 Keo Keo said yes?

Speaker 1 You gotta put oil on it at the hallway. Not trying to be funny.
Do you cut your underarms? You shave any of your body hair?

Speaker 1 No, never. Nigga, caveman.
Why shave me?

Speaker 2 This nigga a caveman.

Speaker 1 Wait, what the fuck? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I used to do that when I had tattoos and I was when they was like fresh, so I would want my sleeve to be chest, my chest. I was doing, I did all that in my 20s.
I'm not saying I never did it.

Speaker 1 But in my 40s, one of the beautiful things about 45 to me is not giving a fuck about surgery. But no, but and your hair, the way your hair grows in your 40s, it ain't different.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 that shit gotta go, bro. Yeah, that way I got a hair.

Speaker 1 All that shit gotta go. So you clean shaving and just basically you just have your beard and that shit.

Speaker 2 It depresses me.

Speaker 1 I want no hair from here down.

Speaker 1 Like your life already bad enough. And then you got a bunch of pussy hair.
Yo, park neck.

Speaker 1 Is that what he said? Yeah. I said,

Speaker 1 I want no hair from here down.

Speaker 2 I like your style, nigga. Ice.
Melt it.

Speaker 1 So you do all that. No, I don't have this face.
Yeah, nigga. And his face still get it done.
Now say something. No, I'm saying, like, if you, yeah, nigga.
You think I'm trying to be funny?

Speaker 1 I'm like, you always trying to be funny. I got you on the body.
Yes, you are, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Yes, you are. Yeah, Ice.
Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 With this face. What the fuck y'all gonna take that? But never to say that.
Because he's talking about. Ice likes his beard.

Speaker 1 He likes treating his beard.

Speaker 1 We'll talk. The reason why I fuck with my beard, I like my beard is because I can't go here.

Speaker 1 I would think that because of the race.

Speaker 1 Joe. No, I'm not.
I'm not. No, no.
I ain't no fucking swimmer.

Speaker 1 If I went to the barber and they laced up my pubes and my body hair, right, maybe it would be a little different. You know, the beard gets maintained by a professional.
That's right, Parks.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's true. But itch, you go to a professional.
You get lasered, right? He's not letting that shit go. He won't.
Not my wall,

Speaker 1 not my. Wait, you have to do your ass.

Speaker 1 Why don't they do the front and the back?

Speaker 2 So itch really got his ass lasered. That's not a joke.
No, that's not a joke.

Speaker 1 That's not a joke. He can't can't do it.
I would get the dick laser if I were to.

Speaker 1 You already there. If I'm already there, you might as well hit the front too.
Yeah, you already have

Speaker 1 a lot of people. You're putting shocky shit on your ball.

Speaker 1 It comes to shocky shit, though. You trust them shooting up your ass for somebody else.
Excuse me, itch.

Speaker 1 Important question.

Speaker 1 Important question.

Speaker 1 You got to land the strip. They get all up in there, man.

Speaker 2 I have a question, and it's important, and I don't mean no disrespect.

Speaker 2 Is it like when you, because I want to get laser myself. I've been, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Woman to woman. Here y'all go.
Is it?

Speaker 1 sound it?

Speaker 1 I hate them.

Speaker 2 These are all jokes.

Speaker 1 This is a married man, and I am

Speaker 2 a black-ass nigga with waves. I am waiting and looking.
I would never go with nobody look better than me.

Speaker 2 Anyway, no shade. No shave.
You're prettier than me. You know that.
So listen, when they do a laser thing, right?

Speaker 2 Is it like a, like a,

Speaker 2 or, or is it like a this?

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Oh, hello.

Speaker 1 Hey, Mona, Mona. Mona, hitch.

Speaker 1 You are a fucking idiot. No, dude.

Speaker 1 It's a party. It's a party.

Speaker 1 Hey, Mona, he got to get up. No disrespect.
This is my me. This is my nigga.

Speaker 1 No disrespect. It's my nigga.
These my bros don't fuck with these niggas. Mona, he's my nigga.

Speaker 1 He gets on all fours. No, you don't.
I'm curious.

Speaker 1 I want to know.

Speaker 2 your side.

Speaker 1 He put a pillow on the side. Do you help him? And fuck that motherfucker.
They do that. He's a professional.
He got one of the pillows.

Speaker 1 He got to lay back and hold them over.

Speaker 2 It's been so long, a bitch laid me on my side like that. I might finish up there.

Speaker 2 I might finish up there with that bitch.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I'm fucked up. I keep asking for help, bro.
You are an idiot, bro. So laying on his side with the clean asshole is

Speaker 1 great.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Nick's just walking around the end, though.

Speaker 1 Joe's gonna be caveman.

Speaker 2 Like, no shape.

Speaker 1 Yo, you still ain't gonna answer. You said

Speaker 1 you still ain't answering. You answered our question about what side.
I did. I did.
I just answered it. Now I'm not.

Speaker 1 Yo, no one think it's answered.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on. Let me answer.
Yo, I think you're fronted. I think you're fronting for me.

Speaker 1 I'm not fronting. You are right.
What was the question? I'm frightening.

Speaker 1 I promise you, I'm not.

Speaker 2 Niggas asked Mark 50 times.

Speaker 1 Mark said, nah, I don't cut it all off. Niggas said, yo, how do you shave it? Mark.
I'm on my manscape.

Speaker 2 Mark like this. He used the same clippers that you fucked to cut his hair with.

Speaker 1 Nigga, my point. I go to Barber, so no, and he don't do it.
Yo, listen, nobody don't respect you two niggas.

Speaker 1 Because we tell the truth and y'all don't.

Speaker 1 I'm telling the truth. I believe in part of the business.
There's no way to prove it. I don't know if you're going to except to prove it.

Speaker 1 You niggas is doing that like y'all walking around showing dick.

Speaker 1 Like y'all not exhibitionists. Y'all don't sleepwalk.
Y'all don't do nothing. Hey, y'all don't

Speaker 1 just walk. Y'all just shaving dick.
I'm showing dick. To have a shaving dick.
Yo, somebody's manicuring themselves and practicing grooming for bitches, or are they doing it for themselves?

Speaker 1 In the sex bag, I'm like telling you to do it. I'm doing it for my wife.
The sex battery. If you wasn't married, you wouldn't groom yourself? Yes, of course I would tell her.

Speaker 1 You agree to sex suck. I would like blowjobs.
What?

Speaker 1 Married or not.

Speaker 1 I will ask you.

Speaker 1 Encumbered blowjobs.

Speaker 2 That and the pot of greens to get you a dick suck, boy. Hello, dang it.

Speaker 1 I bet you got sucked last night, didn't you? Look, neck, neck, bone.

Speaker 1 A pot of greens, and you got turkey neck and on it.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Mona.

Speaker 1 Cut it out. Mona.
They take everything down.

Speaker 1 Mute up. Nah, you smoked that shit.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 If that nigga knew you in 06,

Speaker 1 I'm telling you. I'm telling you, I'd have been there.

Speaker 1 She would have been different.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
All right. The turkey noise.
Please, somebody, please look at the board. All right, we got a new topic.
I got to do it. Thank the Lord.
Please take us. All right.

Speaker 1 We can't fuck with y'all.

Speaker 1 It ain't cold in here to y'all. It ain't cold.

Speaker 1 No, nigga. God damn.
My dick's warm, but it's cold.

Speaker 1 I'm warm. What the fuck are you talking about? So stupid.
That was a great topic. That was a great topic.
Yo, hold on. I already know how to transition.
I can't. All right.
So, Diddy.

Speaker 1 They're doing great at it.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Hey, fuck you.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That was a segue and a half, yo.

Speaker 1 Apparently, Diddy has made a lot of people in prison happy this week.

Speaker 1 Oh, my. Oh, my God.
Words and words.

Speaker 1 Mark is a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 We like her. What? No, I'm being serious.

Speaker 1 For Thanksgiving, Diddy

Speaker 1 not only paid for,

Speaker 1 but also helped to cook food, Thanksgiving meals for everybody in the prison.

Speaker 1 It's dope.

Speaker 1 He gave a thousand inmates food. Wow.
That's a pretty big deal. He spent two days preparing it.
How do you do that? He and others bought food from the commissary. Is Sean? Yeah, homes.
That's how.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, Mark. I'm bad.
No, no, no. He and others bought food from the commissary.
They spent two days preparing it, and then they distributed it to every housing unit at Dick's.

Speaker 2 So they purchased the in-house.

Speaker 1 in-house. What? Yeah.
I'm just saying

Speaker 1 it's for dicks, Mark. All the dicks got it.
He took care of all of dicks. All of dicks.
He handles it.

Speaker 2 I'm just surprised that the

Speaker 2 FBOP would allow him to spend that much on commissary and do that. That's shocking to me.
I'm sorry. I don't think regular niggas cannot do that.
You cannot do that as a regular nigga.

Speaker 2 It's a limit, right? You have a limit of what you could spend. When I was in the Feds, it was $225.

Speaker 2 That's a lot to get to $225. And we're talking about monthly.
So you could pass the limit, buy this shit, and then you prepare it. And I don't know.

Speaker 2 I think it's dope.

Speaker 1 Just to to be clear, there is nothing that the government or anybody else could do to make Puff be a regular nigga. Yeah, you can't do that.
He ain't in jail as a regular nigga. That's true.

Speaker 1 He in jail as him. Nigga, even when the mafia niggas go to jail, they not regular niggas.
According to Kafka. And where he's at.

Speaker 1 They was killing them.

Speaker 1 Nah, not in good fellas. Nah, that's how I learned.
I was like, garlic shit. Word, word, man.

Speaker 1 Don't burn it.

Speaker 1 So according to B.I., a former gang leader who helped organize the initiative, they cooked the food and sent it to all the buildings, but it wasn't easy to do.

Speaker 1 They said there were no stoves, no microwaves, and the inmates prepared the food using ID cards to cut it. So,

Speaker 1 is this real? Yes. I believe it.
Yes. But according to the menu, according to the reports, the menu was still pretty good.
It was turkey roast with trimmings, mashed potatoes, corn.

Speaker 1 Look, y'all, trimmings. And

Speaker 1 different trimmings, I hope.

Speaker 1 And dessert.

Speaker 1 What was the dessert?

Speaker 1 Look, y'all know the others.

Speaker 2 But it was no microwave. So it's no microwaves and no what?

Speaker 1 No souls.

Speaker 2 So what the fuck are we cooking on?

Speaker 1 You never seen them take the cop off and, you know what I mean? Make a little group?

Speaker 1 Niggas get bit. Them niggas is geniuses, bro.

Speaker 2 They are. I know, nigga, I know what they do, but a lot of them guys that turn them bunks in the hibachi grills, that's southern shit.
And they be them open dorm rooms.

Speaker 2 In real jail, where the geos is the only people that let you in and out. No.

Speaker 1 And they in the bubble, you can't it's hard to start a fire

Speaker 2 they got a campus

Speaker 2 open i'm just surprised y'all maybe i'm green nah i mean i'm not surprised it happened how about this i'm more surprised that it happened and it could be that known and happen you know what i mean in my normal experience he would be in a hole now diddy and all yeah he still got pr bro no they just showed

Speaker 1 pr oh yes they just showed a picture of him smiling with a cup of noodles and everything now that was that's not real i thought that was ai yeah if you notice he's we're wearing a sean giant sweatsuit yeah oh that was no not the one i'm saying yeah he's wearing a gray sweatsuit and he's holding a cup of ramen.

Speaker 1 You can't wear Sean Johns sweatsuits and people. I ain't said with Sean Johnson.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But it's more than one where the outfit changed, but they all like.

Speaker 1 I seen the black and gray one. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, but if you notice the dude next to him, wearing an orange jumper. Yeah, that's fake.
That's ain't.

Speaker 1 What's Sebastian's outfit in the picture you saw?

Speaker 1 It definitely was fake. It gotta be fake.
Definitely was fake. I'll tell you, one person ain't never gonna see Puff again.

Speaker 1 Especially after who's seen his apartment.

Speaker 1 Let that man get his check, man. Okay, go ahead and get it.
Go ahead. I ain't hating.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. Anybody making a living? I'm with it.
Shout out to Diddy for supplying a thousand people with food. Man, fuck up.
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 And I'm glad to hear, according to the reports, he's acclimating well. So he's made friends.
Like, he's part of the community. Like, he's not, like, in like

Speaker 1 PC or nothing like that. He's not, you know what I mean? He's blended in.
That's shocking.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 2 Not being on PC is crazy.

Speaker 1 Why? For those who haven't been to prison, protective custody.

Speaker 2 Daddy, like, what you mean?

Speaker 1 And I got enough money to

Speaker 1 PC. I got enough money to pay any nigga in here to protect me.

Speaker 2 You might want to beep that. I don't know.
We're going to, because I don't want to get to the whole prison politics shit.

Speaker 1 Well, speaking of prison.

Speaker 1 I give what you're saying. Just if you're a celebrity, the jail will put you on the bus.
The jail will do it automatically.

Speaker 2 You don't want it. They get out of PCA.

Speaker 1 Some people don't even want it. Asking to be here, but they'll be like, you know what? Somebody.
So if something happened to you, it's on us. No.
Yeah, that's true, too.

Speaker 1 You know, some minimum security, yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Make camp shit different down there.
Like, my cousin was in that same spot. They got everything.
Them niggas had. you thought they was out here.

Speaker 1 Does your cousin know? Does my cousin know what?

Speaker 1 Anyway, speaking of prisons, man, speaking of prisons, this nigga is different.

Speaker 1 Angola Prison.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Angola Prison did a daddy-daughter dance for

Speaker 1 the inmates in there. You know, a lot of them, it was the first one, so a lot of them have been locked up for years, haven't had a chance to see their daughters.
And dudes was all dressed up in suits.

Speaker 1 It looked amazing. It did.
I cried. That's fine.
You cried, Joey. It did.
Oh, no, it happened. That shit is.
That's a tearjerker shit. What? Oh.
That's tearjerker shit.

Speaker 1 Some of them dads looked like that was their first time even seeing

Speaker 1 their daughters. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Some of the daughters, you could see some of the same look of just,

Speaker 1 everybody looked excited, happy.

Speaker 1 They dressed the jail up. The girls had dresses on.
It was flowers. It was like...
It was beautiful. That's amazing.
Shout out to that. That was the crazy.
That was amazing.

Speaker 2 I think the thing that stuck out to me the most is how nice. Because black people, we look good when we, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 When we do that shit on. We do that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And they did such a good job of making them look like free men.
They didn't, because sometimes you see that and they dress them up and you can still see the vibe of prison on them.

Speaker 2 They look like they were free. Everybody's hair nice.
Anybody with dress, they was twisted.

Speaker 1 Everybody's lineup was on point.

Speaker 2 Like, it was really, really well done. Everybody looked nice.
And they did a good job of transforming wherever they were because it looked like a ball

Speaker 1 to make it not look like prison.

Speaker 2 And that's so important from a person that can recall my five of the 10 years, I saw them twice. I could remember what the clock looked like, what the vending machine looked like.

Speaker 2 I can remember how hard I cried when I went home. People don't understand,

Speaker 2 some people don't understand the type of dent that put in family when dad leave like that.

Speaker 2 And I remember as a kid, the only part I couldn't get is like, why would anybody let this happen and I feel like this? That's as a five-year-old. Like, why? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And it really made me like hate the police. As a kid, you think that's who took your parents away.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So.
That's, that's the, the, it's funny you said it. That's the only thing I did think about.
As beautiful as it was,

Speaker 1 I wondered the after effects for both parties.

Speaker 1 I wondered him going back to the cell because if that hug and dance was everything that it looked like it was,

Speaker 1 then it's going to be some long nights in that cell because you realizing you could have dad every night if you were just home.

Speaker 1 And for the kid, when you leave, it's like, that's a kid that now got to deal with, hey, I just seen my dad. I have a better understanding of why dad is not not around.
And I miss dad.

Speaker 1 I need a dad in the house. I did think about that.

Speaker 1 Beautiful as it was. I think that's why it's important to keep the relationship going.

Speaker 1 I mean, one of the things that makes you less likely to return to prison, less likely to commit crime, is having connection to family.

Speaker 1 And most of us who people are, especially in state prisons or anywhere, really, they're so far from home that it's hard to do.

Speaker 1 That Rikers are bus. Yeah.
Right. It's far when you get to, once you get to Reich.
Right, exactly. Exactly.
And then phone calls are too expensive.

Speaker 1 So they make it sort of by design that you can't keep close relationships. Even now, the letters you write don't go straight to the person.

Speaker 1 They go down to Florida, they come back up, they get vetted. Florida? Yeah, yeah.
Same thing, at least in Pennsylvania they do. I don't know about other places.
Same thing with sending people books.

Speaker 1 Everything is harder now, right? Books is definitely hard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want to just shout out the organization, God Behind Bars, that helped do this. Because the Angola Prison agreed to it.

Speaker 1 And the leadership at the prison helped, but there's a private organization called Guy Behind Bars that made sure that those brothers had the outfits,

Speaker 1 that they had flowers, that they had handwritten letters for their daughters, and that they had, so they gave them Bibles, handwritten letters, and flowers. All that came from the organization.

Speaker 1 So we got to keep supporting these organizations

Speaker 1 that are making these connections and helping people keep those relationships.

Speaker 2 Yeah, as a kid of a person that was incarcerated,

Speaker 2 and even because you know statistically if your parent go to jail you go to jail right and i remember um like saying that to my dad like why the fuck didn't you keep in touch you know because i'm a kid.

Speaker 2 So, when this nigga is drawing

Speaker 2 Betty Boot by hand, I'm thinking he's really doing that versus paying soups for it, right? But it was the highlight of my month. And legit, in them 10 years, he went years not speaking to me.

Speaker 2 But that's why he said, you know, like, because I remember him picking me up and putting me in the security camera, saying, Look how dumb you look crying. Stop crying.
Don't cry, whatever.

Speaker 2 He said that that was like a rumble, a fight, a whole visit. Like, he could not bid and do that.
So it's like he stopped speaking to me to survive that.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 if i if i managed mona

Speaker 1 there's no way on earth that orange is the new black would have been out and she would have been in that's a fact yeah there's no way on earth

Speaker 1 she wouldn't have been in that yeah they get it like while she's talking now thinking of oz but then i'm like a girl oz oh

Speaker 2 the girl nah that and they did a good job with the orange is new back because y'all know the girl that made it went there the ids were the same the boots was the same the outfits were the same that shit was like a flashback watching that now as far as every and I love that they did flashbacks where you would be introduced to a character and then you would learn what the person was.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think, because I don't watch a lot of shows like that. What you didn't like it, you didn't like it?

Speaker 1 I hated that show. Did you? Why? Because I watched Wentworth.
And once I saw Wentworth. Oh, Wentworth was the real deal.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Once I saw Wentworth, I was like, oh, yeah, I could never watch Wentworth. That show was the real.

Speaker 2 Wentworth looked like it didn't have no comedy in it or nothing funny.

Speaker 1 Like, Orsley Black was funny. I don't want to see comedy.

Speaker 2 I'm going to ask you: was Wentworth ever funny or no?

Speaker 1 Like, Orange Lou Black was. Nah.
Nah. No.
And they both were federal. There was nothing funny about Wentworth.
Yeah, it was nothing funny. It was very serious.
Yep.

Speaker 2 And the bitches was ugly on Wentworth, too.

Speaker 1 I see both, yo, because from I've never been to prison.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm coming home, my nigga. But

Speaker 1 you always gave me what they needed, the information they needed.

Speaker 1 It was like

Speaker 1 for you, one, two, three. Yo, but no, from what my friends tell me, like, jail is bad.
But

Speaker 1 we can't have a conversation. It has a source.
I'm listening. Bro, and according to these sources,

Speaker 1 jail is bad. It's bad.
But niggas be telling me, like, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 I'm here with you, dog.

Speaker 1 My sources told me that jail is bad. Yo, they fucking with you.
That's that Philly shit. They fucking with you.

Speaker 1 But, bro, niggas be making lifetime friendships, relationships in jail, all of that shit. And niggas be saying that there are good times that they share in jail.

Speaker 1 You there already for 20, 30, 10, whatever the amount of years you got. Niggas make the best of that shit.

Speaker 1 When you see orange is the new black and they do have some moments.

Speaker 2 That's more realistic. Yes.
Yes. Because in real life, nobody's...

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that's mad.

Speaker 1 You finish strong.

Speaker 1 That was a great point. But to start.

Speaker 1 To start.

Speaker 2 You know what it is with Ish? Ish frames everything no matter what the fuck he's gonna say like it's some heavy shit.

Speaker 1 No, so it's like when that nigga leaks and then he might hit you with he might hit you with can I finish

Speaker 1 jail like yo shit is rough

Speaker 1 when a nigga sit up get on the edge and go

Speaker 2 excuse me can I finish? I got a poop. It's like damn we was you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you heard him early

Speaker 1 I got a piss. I was being sarcastic.
Oh shit okay

Speaker 2 the way you frame it sound like some heavy shit.

Speaker 1 You a king guy.

Speaker 1 You a king nigga. He speak.
I don't care what these niggas say, bro.

Speaker 1 Look at this nigga.

Speaker 1 Casually gorgeous. He on some laundry day shit today.
Slap this nigga not dressed. He's gorgeous.
He still stepped out. Snake skin, Kobe.
They better stop playing with my boy.

Speaker 2 Any ball down there.

Speaker 1 He said, no cap.

Speaker 1 Wait, and back there?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. She never left.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Nah, I let my boy.

Speaker 1 Okay, so wait. All right.
This is way later, but I did find the clip that I was talking about. Finally.

Speaker 1 Okay, like to hear it. Here you go.
So the other thing I wanted to go over,

Speaker 1 it looked like during pregnancy

Speaker 1 you had tested positive

Speaker 1 for syphilis.

Speaker 1 Did anybody

Speaker 1 talk to you about that?

Speaker 1 Dumb ass stream. Then he has the stream.
But what I'm saying is,

Speaker 1 you don't always have to stream everything. And

Speaker 1 when the doctor come in, you better check her tone of voice. Exactly.
The tone of voice to tell you whether you should be streaming or not. You hit her with the 17.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She gave him a chance to cut it off. Like

Speaker 1 sorry for your log. You had tested

Speaker 1 positive from syphilis. They still got syphilis out?

Speaker 2 That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 Where the fuck she put them? She's tuberculosis. What they was at? Fucking

Speaker 1 Oregon trail diseases and shit.

Speaker 1 What can't they was at? Why open?

Speaker 1 Bro. Oh, man.

Speaker 2 You all went where I was saying jail was fun. People thought I was dumb as shit.
I had a ball in jail, nigga.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to say that. I'm not talking that shit, bro.
Why are you talking to Turkey, bro? Niggas be coming home like, yo, I'm telling you, dog, you would have had fun.

Speaker 1 Have y'all ever had fun, but I would have ain't what did, but niggas be saying that shit. I don't count jail.
I'm not like, I'm dead out of it. Making the best of a situation ain't fun, my nigga.

Speaker 1 And I don't care what you tell me about jail.

Speaker 1 Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 Jail is fun. And at the end of the day, it's not a place that you should go.
But if you're there, why not?

Speaker 1 Make the best of a bad situation.

Speaker 2 So if I make a mess of a bad situation, it can't be fun, Ice?

Speaker 1 You're making, no,

Speaker 1 you're making the best of this situation.

Speaker 2 Mark, is that true?

Speaker 1 It's possible for it to be fun in the bad. You can make a bunch of situations.

Speaker 2 If you're making the best of a situation, can that be fun?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it could be. That's what I think.
Niggas be saying that. On the right track, girl.

Speaker 1 You back. You got the right together.

Speaker 2 Anyway, miss it.

Speaker 1 I never. I'm funny up here with Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 A lot of those people are still my friends. The Toya Bridge, Forth, Chicago State, and I can name these bitches.
These are my best friends.

Speaker 2 Listen, I never told y'all stories about me talking in the toilet. We could do it on Patreon.
I used to talk in the toilet to Boys Ice, and they used to send me stuff. Alfredo money to guess what?

Speaker 1 When you home, you could talk on the phone. You could talk in person.

Speaker 2 It's not exciting as talking on the toilet. You don't know who you're going to get online.

Speaker 1 Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. You don't know whose floor you're going to be on.
All right, that's peace.

Speaker 1 Later, I'll tell you about when I used to fucking light up sigs and blow the smoke in the toilet in jail.

Speaker 2 That's rehab corny shit. I'm talking about prison, nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about hard levels, nigga.

Speaker 2 Grown-ass nigga, I'm talking a toilet to a nigga with a homicide, and he just sent me a knife and tobacco, Joe. Please don't disappoint my toilet.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 We'll tell toilet stories on Patreon. Subscribe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 I mean, you'll never know how I talked on a toilet until you subscribe to Patreon.

Speaker 1 Well, Mona, Mona, speaking of talking, what happened with you and Xfinity?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Let me get my seer. Let me get my issue on.
Sit up, Clue. Can I finish?

Speaker 2 Niggas ain't even talking. Can I finish?

Speaker 2 No, all jokes aside, and I really want to know y'all's opinion. Seriously, because stuff like this happens to me all the time, and I feel like I never do nothing.

Speaker 2 And I don't want to use the wrong words, like internet shit. Like, I don't want to say I feel violated, but I feel like somebody dug in my pocketbook.
Let me explain.

Speaker 1 Which pocketbook? Which one? You say it's two of them.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 It's feel like a double whammy.

Speaker 1 I don't know how to feel.

Speaker 2 I don't know how to feel.

Speaker 1 Let me start saying, because I'm so serious.

Speaker 2 And I really want to know your opinion. Like, should I tell? Because I will fucking rap.
Because I am a legal person. I am not no criminal no more.

Speaker 1 After that, whole.

Speaker 2 Go ahead. So that was 20 years ago.
So I did move. Shout out to me.
So, you know, you need all the things when you move or whatever. So I needed Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 I ended up getting, they were really pushy. Like, when I got approved to move in or whatever,

Speaker 2 their exfinity guy reached out automatically. Oh, I heard you got.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They sent the information over. Right.
That's how them type of spots do.

Speaker 2 And I don't like it, but whatever. So problem number one.
Um, they come,

Speaker 2 they, um, they, I ordered it, whatever. I was supposed to get a modem, right? For Wi-Fi, never comes.
Long story short, I end up calling. Look, I'm gonna just go in.

Speaker 2 So I go in, the place is closed in 20 minutes. We have a really fast exchange.
He's polite. He was very pushy with,

Speaker 2 because Xfinity is doing this thing where they want everybody to take mobile to get on their mobile shit.

Speaker 1 So they kind of trying to sell the mobile lines.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and it was irritating because it's like, you can't owe your phone service provider any money to do that. So my first answer is always going to be, oh, I owe T-Mobile $73,000.

Speaker 2 Just get the business.

Speaker 1 But now until you we'll we'll pay it off

Speaker 2 exactly like bro shut the up my i said no i don't want no spinny iphone

Speaker 1 what's up with you anyway

Speaker 1 bro

Speaker 2 so um i go i get the modem go home or whatever and before i get home this text me he texts me on my personal phone

Speaker 1 there yo Said I heard you was lean in need of some no y'all think I'm playing

Speaker 2 this nigga did not flirt with me This nigga did not say anything slick. Now, I will say this: you know how, when, especially y'all, because y'all can, y'all can relate.

Speaker 2 You know how every time you go somewhere as far as you need a service, it's always that weird little feeling. Does this person recognize me?

Speaker 1 Or it's that little thing, right? Yes.

Speaker 2 Me and him got into this awkward moment where we were saying, like, do I know you? You know me? Like that vibe. And it ended with him, like, oh, I know you.

Speaker 2 And that gave either he knows me because we shared some fucking chemistry class together or he know me from the internet.

Speaker 2 Either way, let's move move the fuck on baldy because now we can sidebar you're making it weird this you're making it weird my nigga i'm not making it weird because i don't give a fuck about you with these silly missing in the dress he got 37 dreads in a low cover at the top you don't know how to make decisions my nigga you don't know how to fucking put your foot down bro and neither do your barber but i'm not getting into none of that all i want is my motive you want your motivation won't go hard bro and i don't be causing no trouble ice i'm tired of them they be fucking with your sis bro they be with your sis bro because i don't want no motherfucking trouble with these these niggas and they be bothering me, okay?

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 this bald ass long hair nigga, that don't even make sense, baldy, long hair, nigga. Okay?

Speaker 2 This nigga texts me.

Speaker 2 Damn, you know I'm old.

Speaker 1 I gotta say, you don't know how to make decisions.

Speaker 1 Oh, he got half a baldy.

Speaker 2 Jaleesa, what's this voice number?

Speaker 1 I found it.

Speaker 2 I got it, mommy. That's why I traveled with that bitch.
So I said, he sex, he sex.

Speaker 2 Mind y'all, the motherfucker closed at 8. I flew up there to make it.
right. He's texted me at 7.47.
I didn't get home yet. You feel me?

Speaker 2 I knew I seen you from IG, dot, dot, dot, your podcast, L-M-A-L-M-F-A. Oh, it irritates me so bad because why do niggas do that, dot, dot, dot? What is, what's the cliffhanger?

Speaker 1 Definitely not more to say. Oh, so boom, next text.
I'm hoping you jump in with something, too. Next text.

Speaker 2 Enjoy your night, Miss. Yes, you don't.

Speaker 1 He got more to say. Exactly.

Speaker 2 Enjoy your night, Miss M-I-S-S. I said, who is this? The exfinity rep you just had.
I said, huh? Then I said, so you text me from my account info? I'm not tracking you.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to let you know I figured out who you were from your face.

Speaker 2 That's all. Enjoy your night.
You were the one. And this is what pissed me off too, y'all.
I hate when a motherfucker bop, bop, bop versus just texting me.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 So that ding ding, dog, that blow me from a nigga that's eating my ass. So the fact that I don't know you, bitch, why the fuck you keep texting my phone like that? So he texts, you were the one.

Speaker 2 And this is the slick shit. This is what pissed me off because it's like almost like you saying you wanted it.
You asked for it.

Speaker 2 You were the one who who asked if you knew me we never met i assume he's right and but i seen you when you had doctor on your podcast right

Speaker 2 i said you shouldn't have even texted me you knew who i was most do i said that's what i thought you said anyway you know i don't know you and again this is what's making me this is what make me want to tell on a nigga i feel like once you felt that energy that i wasn't biting shut the up talking to me my nigga the fact that you keep texting us each time you text me it feel like you violated me because i never gave you my number that's the spit it out

Speaker 1 it is a violation what What he's trying to holler.

Speaker 2 He said, you asked me first.

Speaker 1 Terrible rap.

Speaker 2 He stopped trying to holler. Wave the first response.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't.

Speaker 2 No, he didn't. This is firm with that bald head ass nigga.
That's firm.

Speaker 2 Bro, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to be fucked.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be strumming this motherfucker's talk till I die.

Speaker 1 Um.

Speaker 1 You alright, Joey? What? Cut that out, guys.

Speaker 1 Strumming.

Speaker 1 Bro, I said, bro,

Speaker 1 this is when I put this when my voice got louder.

Speaker 1 Can I finish?

Speaker 1 Can I finish? My apologies. Barbie God.

Speaker 1 Goddess. Strumming the guitar.

Speaker 2 Bro, this is when I got poetic. Bro, stop texting me.

Speaker 2 Like, what the actual fuck?

Speaker 2 Then I said, maybe this nigga don't know me. Let's send him a voice note.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I don't understand why you're still texting. I don't know why your approach hasn't already been.

Speaker 2 Hey, I probably overstepped.

Speaker 1 I'm not even thinking. I enjoy your work, my man, or whatever the fuck you want to say.

Speaker 1 You know damn well you have no business going to somebody's fucking account number, putting it in your personal device, and texting them.

Speaker 1 So, why are you going back and forth, chastising me for being friendly with you, making small talk? You know, goddamn well, I don't know you or that thin ass hairline. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Stop texting my motherfucking phone for I disrespect you. You tripping.
Apologize, nigga. Before I don't fucking reach out to me, bitch.

Speaker 1 I ain't give you all this fucking number, nigga.

Speaker 1 Audience.

Speaker 1 I'm letting y'all know Mona is my mentee. Yes.
Mona Mona is in my mentorship program. Brand new, though.

Speaker 1 Like a rescue cat. Like third day.

Speaker 1 She's in orientation. We're going to get it there.

Speaker 1 I'm telling y'all.

Speaker 1 You're going to get it there.

Speaker 1 I see so much raw talent. Just give her six months.
In six months, we're going to get it together. And this is part of that, Mona.
Efficiency.

Speaker 2 I think that was warranted.

Speaker 1 What you think?

Speaker 1 I think that you should have been telling that to Xfinity.

Speaker 2 Mm-hmm. I emailed him already.
I wanted to know the words. You shouldn't have been talking to him.

Speaker 1 It would have been no more. It would have been no worse.

Speaker 2 I should have responded at all.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have voiced note. You shouldn't have sent the reply.
You gave him way too much.

Speaker 1 Right to Xfinity. That happened to me one time, unbeknownst to ATT.
It was somebody that just worked at the ATT store, seen some shit, decided to send me a text. I hit ATNT in a millisecond.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 One of your employees, they were like, what store? Where they don't, they don't play that shit. Yeah, you can't.
They don't play that shit. That's a clear violation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you shouldn't know that.

Speaker 2 Listen, y'all, listen.

Speaker 1 He's a weirdo. He wrote back to

Speaker 2 Yeah, he wrote back again.

Speaker 1 You should have known he was a weirdo from the hair.

Speaker 2 Y'all, the hair was crazy. And then, y'all, when I go, I'm on Instagram doing my little shit this morning.
This nigga DM'd me. So basically, he DM'd me first.
I didn't respond fast enough.

Speaker 2 He decided to text me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro. That's crazy.
There will be no comp because not only that,

Speaker 2 I started calling this morning to call him a bitch.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. No.

Speaker 2 I started to let him know what was up this morning. Poe, you know what?

Speaker 2 As you slick that front and twist the back, bitch, I want you to know, don't you ever fucking think about texting me again, bitch.

Speaker 1 Now, also,

Speaker 1 this may not have nothing to do with this, but was there a Fios option? I knew he was going to pop it. No.
Because they reached out to me. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 They got the building contract.

Speaker 1 Listen, y'all out there that have Xfinity.

Speaker 1 Y'all out there that have Xfinity and Spectrum,

Speaker 1 it's those two.

Speaker 1 Because they sent me a little email in this building, talking about some, because,

Speaker 1 yeah, y'all, we can get a deal with Spectrum. Y'all Y'all want it? Man, all the niggas in here with Fios.
I was like, fuck. No, we don't want no damn.
Mona, you can't.

Speaker 2 I had Fios before for probably like get it again, girl. I just assumed that that's all we could do because the building reached out.

Speaker 1 Some of them buildings do do. Some of them shit reach out.
But let's call Fios and see, though.

Speaker 1 Let Fios have to say, yo,

Speaker 1 coming soon in the future. Yo, just go on the website, put your app, go on the Fios website, put your address.

Speaker 2 Y'all, you know,

Speaker 2 when I first got Fios, it was a thing where 8th Street Night Sheet might have been.

Speaker 1 They were still rolling up. So you had Fios before, like when they first opened it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. Motherfucker, I had files when I bought my first house years ago.

Speaker 2 I had an apartment to the house.

Speaker 1 We had files for the house. They've added locations.

Speaker 2 Matter of fact, the nigga that I left in there with the new bitch with the same bitch ain't even changed my Wi-Fi password. We'll talk about that on the Patreon.

Speaker 1 Even now, I'm trying to have files like it's an ad.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? I'm just trying to be helpful.

Speaker 2 Blackout fios, guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, my lord.

Speaker 1 I think it's scarier for a woman, too. Oh, I gotta tell you what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 Let me tell y'all one more thing. So y'all know this this modem thing is real.
Do it at home. Do it yourself.
So of course, nothing I'm doing is working, right?

Speaker 2 So when I call them and I'm trying to figure it out and she gets me to open the app or whatever, all my information backwards. My phone number has been like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't want to assume that that's him, but it's like, why would they flip the number? Like, they just had my number been texting me. Now all of a sudden, the number that's in his system is.

Speaker 1 Oh, he might be fucking with you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he might say, fuck you, bitch.

Speaker 1 That's why you gotta report it. Or he might have been trying to cover his ass and say, look, that ain't even a number in there.

Speaker 1 I didn't get her number from there. Right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, facts, Ice. That's probably what he trying to do.

Speaker 1 That's why you got to to report it. It is not reporting.
You call the company because somebody's stalking you, harassing you.

Speaker 2 I put an email or a draft, but I didn't put it in. I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie. The first thing I think is this nigga got kids.
I don't want to lose his job. Like, I don't want nobody.

Speaker 2 But I want him to know that that's corny.

Speaker 1 But look, he should think I got kids and I don't want to lose my job. So I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize my job.
And on the holidays, too, you know, Christmas is coming.

Speaker 1 Christmas is coming.

Speaker 2 What you say? I said, telling he back to the unemployment line, he go. Man.
Back to shop, lifting that dollar tree. He go, a bitch.

Speaker 2 One thing he needed to do from the door is cut that hair.

Speaker 1 Oh, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine a low-cut comb over with dress in the back? That's what that man he.

Speaker 1 I know somebody got it.

Speaker 2 This probably your homie. He looks like he from Jersey.

Speaker 1 Yo, bitch. Sound like you from Jersey.
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 Wow, Jay. What you got queued up for us, man?

Speaker 1 Could never guess.

Speaker 1 I can't even imagine. I wonder.

Speaker 1 Rock on, rock on getting you out of here. Oh, yeah, that's pleasing.

Speaker 1 Two weeks in a row. Damn, two pods in a row.
Two pods in a row. Because this one's right after we left.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Actually, three pods in a row. My man Kev, KFC Barstool, ended his joint.

Speaker 1 He was one of the first podcasts over there on Barstool.

Speaker 1 I fuck with him.

Speaker 1 But we're playing this for Elliot Wilson,

Speaker 1 DJ Head, and Jeremy Heck.

Speaker 1 Their bigger picture podcast, as we knew it,

Speaker 1 at least on Uprox, has come to an end.

Speaker 1 This was announced immediately following the Need to Know podcast ending. So these are two podcasts in our orbit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So the bigger picture podcast, as we knew it,

Speaker 1 is no longer. The as we knew it is funny, tricky words.
Sounds like a remix. It's tricky words.
It sounds like a rebrand is coming. It sounds like you're doing shit to get some eyes on you.

Speaker 1 But as I understand it, their deal with Uprocks

Speaker 1 has come to an end. Or Uprock told them to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Either way, it's no longer an Uprox thing. So even if they continue to pod independently, which I don't know if they will, I haven't spoken to any of them.

Speaker 1 their pod is over

Speaker 1 with in connection to who was distributing it.

Speaker 1 Sad day. I hope that they do decide to rebrand somewhere else.
I enjoyed that show.

Speaker 1 I enjoyed the three of them. I don't really care if they're together or not.

Speaker 1 Head with Gina Views is awesome. True.
Gina is shit. Jeremy Heck, when he came here, his significant other was like with him in terms of the business and feeding him info and getting him right.

Speaker 1 So, I think he'll bounce back. Elliot's been around for ages, so I think he'll also be fine.
I didn't really give a fuck about Uprox.

Speaker 1 Actually, to my surprise, I didn't know that their show was birthed around the Kendrick and Drake beef. Not talking about the timing, but I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 The backdrop, they said, was a combination of Toronto and LA.

Speaker 1 I never knew that.

Speaker 1 Uprocks probably paid them to just cover probably the Drake and Kendrick shit three great people to do it

Speaker 1 I don't know how I feel about this yeah me either I don't know

Speaker 1 I will miss the show if it doesn't come back I do know that

Speaker 1 I gave my podcast talk

Speaker 1 last podcast but I think that most of the podcasts are done. I think if you're not a top podcast, you're done.
Bro, yeah.

Speaker 1 The bubbles clearly broke.

Speaker 1 The bubble left and right.

Speaker 1 If If you're not at the top of the top of the top of this thing, then I think you're done.

Speaker 1 Why? People with names, people without names, huh? Why do you say that?

Speaker 1 Because where's the money coming from?

Speaker 1 Where's the money coming from right now? Whoever is looking to pump millions and multi-millions and fucking all this money into podcasting.

Speaker 1 What they're going to do is go pull up numbers. They don't really, it ain't often that they have a pulse on what's what's going on.
They're going to go look at numbers.

Speaker 1 Those numbers are going to be the top 20 to 30, sometimes top five. Like, they're going to pull up the top.
That's who they're going to do business with. The people that can actually impact business.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about y'all with your stitch dads and the old McDonald's ads, the old Bevel ads. I'm not talking about y'all.
I'm talking about the big boys. I see.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the big boys and the big business. Gotcha.
Like, whatever pods just ended up on Netflix

Speaker 1 from Spotify, like this big business going on still podcasting is still a huge business they just have figured out who's a major player in it and who ain't are they still running around um

Speaker 1 like basically uh how can i say it granting big names new podcasts because remember that i don't see them before No, I don't see it.

Speaker 1 But I'm saying I'm talking about the new, you said whoever new players trying to jump in and dump a bunch of money into it. Is that their plan or is it we going to already establish?

Speaker 1 No, they're going to already establish.

Speaker 1 We've seen the big boom you're talking about is when people, they was just throwing money at anybody. You got a name there.
They're throwing some money out there. It's over for that.

Speaker 1 They've gotten wiser. They got analytics.
They took their L's. They robbed who they needed to rob.

Speaker 1 The licensing deals that they did, they took all the data from you. You're useless now.

Speaker 1 It's a different ballgame. So you got to be at the top of the top to get any business done.
I don't think that Elliot Head and

Speaker 1 Jeremy. And Jeremy were at the tippity top of anything.
And see, and that's why I don't do deals like that. Because now look what you did.
You went, you took a check from Uprox

Speaker 1 at the peak of hip-hop. Because I think everybody did great during Kendrick and Drake's weeks.
I think everybody. Everybody, outside of pop content creators, everybody ate off of that.

Speaker 1 All right, so if you want to, well, I'll speak for me. I like to ride the peaks and valleys of hip-hop.
So when there's a spike, it comes back to me and not Uprocks. So now Uprocks saw the spike.

Speaker 1 They got all the data. They figured out what was what.
And now they want absolutely absolutely nothing to do with you. They gave you what? They gave you shorts.
But do you think,

Speaker 1 from what I see,

Speaker 1 the consistency

Speaker 1 of a bunch of podcasts, not even talking about Elliot and them. And then a lot of these niggas don't be compelling.

Speaker 1 So I think that's something that we offer. Yo, it could be a shitty news week.
We just did it two hours. We damn near on two hours.
And we ain't talking about half the shit on the board.

Speaker 1 We're the best in the world. I know.
So, this is my point. What I'm saying is, I think that that's lacking everywhere else.

Speaker 1 And I think when you got 100 motherfuckers talking about the same exact content every day,

Speaker 1 it's going to get, you know what I mean? Like, this shit is like, oh, yeah, but it's too many podcasts for that, right? Like, I don't want you to get stuck to your algorithm.

Speaker 1 When you pull up the top 20 and 30 and 40,

Speaker 1 it ain't. No, that's what I'm talking about.
It ain't none of that at all. And that's what I was talking about in our demo.
I wasn't even talking about the other books. Oh, our demo's over.

Speaker 1 We don't have. That's why I keep fighting that R demo.
That's not our demo.

Speaker 1 True. That ain't our demo at all.
I agree. Our demo, we begging.
Yeah, I agree. We begging with these niggas.

Speaker 1 I agree with that. Yeah, like the people in this

Speaker 1 hemisphere. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we don't have much in coming. And then the big names have proven not to generate revenue.

Speaker 1 The big name, well, I'm talking about the established podcasts that are impactful. He wasn't talking about, he was talking about.
Oh, no, that's a big one. Remember when they gave Obama?

Speaker 1 Jamie Schumer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, those days are over. They're only dealing with who is in powerful.
You've already been proven in podcasting.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 That's who's getting it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, pretty much. It makes exact same shit.
Actually, yeah. It makes sense.
Same shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they ain't going to just keep fucking throwing money around. If you don't got an audience, I'm not giving you a deal.
Or you might have an audience that might not translate

Speaker 1 to audio or video. You know what I'm saying? But be clear: Joe Budden said this at the beginning of podcasting.
At the beginning of podcasting, I told y'all that

Speaker 1 the offices and the Seinfelds and the friends carry the rest of y'all. Yeah.

Speaker 1 As do the Taylor Swifts and Drakes. Yeah.
Same thing. Same thing in music.

Speaker 1 They carry the rest of y'all.

Speaker 1 So, sorry.

Speaker 1 It's fucked up.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 if you go independent, you can keep your costs down and make some money, then you can still win. Like, same thing with music.

Speaker 1 People don't want to go independent. They don't want to spend their own money.
That part. I've been telling Elliott Wolf to spend his own money for ages.
He won't. I'd rather take the check.

Speaker 1 I told him him to come with me to Everyday Struggle. No.
He went over there to wherever the fuck he went. It was an Everyday Struggle.

Speaker 1 Who knows what he did?

Speaker 1 That Everyday Struggle shit, what a mistake. What a mistake.
I mean, I told him to his face, so I don't feel bad.

Speaker 1 What a mistake.

Speaker 1 They didn't have an extra 4,000 for you. Nigga, that was a brand builder.
That was a portfolio builder. That was a brand changer.
That was the best hip-hop show ever fucking created.

Speaker 1 If you're asking me,

Speaker 1 you do that. You do that for short.

Speaker 1 You do that for a look. You do that for the machine that was complex and what they were able to do.
You just, I don't get it, man. But whatever.
Elliot, I love you. Head, DJ Head, not head.

Speaker 1 DJ Head, Jeremy Heck, love you guys. I'm sure each one of you will land on your feet, but not just for them, for podcasters out there.
It's dark.

Speaker 1 Me and Ian predict that 40% of podcasters will be done in the next few months months months most of them are done right now they're just not announcing it they're not saying it they holding on by the thread of they skinny skinny skinny skinny yeah I see it I can see it they finished already

Speaker 1 niggas are doing everything but podcasting ain't had BNH no more

Speaker 1 oh my god Joe you're gonna see are we gonna see more quiet cancellations instead of like these announcements in the next three or four months is it gonna be people just kind of slowly fading out just disappearing yeah yeah I mean I think I think that you're gonna see all kinds kinds of cancellations.

Speaker 1 The quiet ones, the announced ones, some breakups, some money feuds. I think that in the next six months, you're going to see all of that shit.

Speaker 1 I just saw Quest Love got a new show after canceling Quest Love Supreme. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It's Galician Soldier. I haven't listened to it yet.
I haven't listened to it either.

Speaker 1 But it was interesting.

Speaker 1 And again,

Speaker 1 I said this last part. I'll say it again.
And I'm not going to beat y'all down. Podcasting is tough.
It is.

Speaker 1 It is tough. It's tough.
I know people think that you're just sitting on the couch and yakity, yackety, talking with some people you know. It's not tough.
It looks easy. It's tough.

Speaker 1 It looks very easy. Balancing potting with balancing your life.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It can get tough.

Speaker 2 It can get tough. And the business side is not easy at all.
But even, I think people would think that...

Speaker 2 Because it's this lax environment and it's like you see these barbershop scenes and you know what I mean? It's like you think, oh, when I'm in the barbershop, everybody laugh at my jokes.

Speaker 2 I say shit in the barbershop, everybody like it. It's not the same thing.

Speaker 2 And it doesn't translate the same. And dare I say it.
I feel like now niggas is finding out that even famous niggas is not sweet. Because 10 famous niggas have a pod.
That's not 10 successful pods.

Speaker 2 You got to really know how to finesse with the fucking pie. Like you, I feel like when you're famous, the only little bit of a leg up you get is people who recognize you.

Speaker 2 So it's like you don't have to be introduced. You can get a little jumpstart.

Speaker 1 You can't be a little bit more intimate.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that does not mean the niggas that liked your mixtape from 98 or the niggas that liked whatever the fuck you used to do are going to actually sit and watch your podcast.

Speaker 1 See, that's what that I always give the opposite and nobody ever understands. But exactly what you said.
That's a fact. When I started my pod, more people hated me.

Speaker 1 They weren't fans of my, the fans of my music was the fans of my music. But the people that wasn't fans of my music, that just heard of me, more people hated me and was like, oh, fuck him.
Right.

Speaker 1 It's a hole that you got to work yourself out of sometimes, too. I'm not saying it's not positive.
Yeah. But it can get tough.

Speaker 2 And it's not, I just, but, but I think that it goes with, I always say, I've said on a thousand platforms, I've never seen this many black entrepreneurs. Like it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 2 I love that for my people that are, that people,

Speaker 2 you know, are first-time business owners and their families. But I feel like what a lot of times has happened is that we watch each other look successful on social media.

Speaker 2 And then that's the initial reason why we want to jump in that game. And then we jump in that game as soon as we get the capital or as soon as we get the credit versus.

Speaker 1 You know, might be getting next to a person and say, hey, can you retour me from finding that lockdown south?

Speaker 2 They got that restaurant. So I'm going to come and chill with you for a month.

Speaker 2 like taking that one little class not the women's empowerment motherfucking women weekend where y'all pray and shit that's bullshit not that i'm talking about an actual class even down at the community college that's in that field of what you're doing so you can get some type of education behind you you're the first person to own anything in your whole family why the do you expect you're gonna put the johnsons on your back and just figure it out it's not as simple as that but that's the thing that i yearn for my people that we get some type of education with it because i love the fact that we all jumped in it but i hate the fact that you never have oxtails oxtails at two.

Speaker 2 Shaquita, you know, we coming for the oxtails, bitch. Damn, every fucking day you miscount how much oxtail you need.

Speaker 1 I feel bad. Damn, I feel bad for some of y'all out there, but only like half, halfway, the other half of me.
I'm rooting for all of y'all to fail. I've said that before.
Yeah, you said that.

Speaker 1 I said it all the time. Yeah, it changes my conversation.

Speaker 2 He doesn't mean that.

Speaker 1 No, I absolutely mean it. 100%.
He means 100%. He means it.

Speaker 1 The people that are not impactful, you're trafficking the street. You in the way.
You're congesting a road that is, you're making my 10-minute drive three hours for no reason.

Speaker 1 You're not about to do nothing. You don't believe in yourself.
You're not about to invest in yourself. You're not trying to improve.
You're not trying to get better. You don't know nobody.

Speaker 1 You don't network. You don't do shit.
Move. Move.
Get out of my way. I'm coming.

Speaker 1 I'm coming. I got new conversations to have.
Moving.

Speaker 1 It makes the friends and the offices and the Abbott elementaries, it makes them what they are. Right.

Speaker 2 it's no room it's no room for confusion i love that some people are just suck at potting in general like everybody's not a potter you know that's true some

Speaker 1 you watch them and it's like oh shut the fuck up i ain't want to hear you say nothing else let alone pot like you might be a good

Speaker 1 basketball player you might be a good rapper you might be a good whatever That don't necessarily mean because you were popular or you were great at that, that it's going to translate to talking to people.

Speaker 1 You can't necessarily invoke emotion in people. That don't mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just a different thing.
I just think that, again, I said this last pod.

Speaker 1 Like, niggas will look at somebody and be like, oh, if he could do it, well, I know I could do it. You can't have the same LeBron and Jordan argument every Tuesday and Friday.

Speaker 1 You can't have the Naj Jay-Z argument every Tuesday and Friday. You got to talk about some other shit now, and now niggas be stuck.

Speaker 1 That's why I think that this, well, that's one of the reasons why I think that this is the best broadcast in the world. I think we're creating separation at this point.

Speaker 1 We weren't.

Speaker 1 I was going to to the production levels of podcasting having changed so much from when we first started. You could damn near put up a fucking iPhone and record back then.

Speaker 1 It ain't that. It ain't that no more.
It's a production. No, some of them places it's partially because of the level that we do it at.

Speaker 1 Dog, I think about it so much when I'm just in the house. I'm like, yo, this is my man, yo.

Speaker 1 This nigga since 06

Speaker 1 has been running around just conversing,

Speaker 1 just debating, just naturally

Speaker 1 Just naturally off the yo, he'll do it for free

Speaker 1 for free. He'll debate, talk to what he teaches.
Like that's why you feel comfortable paying me so cheap.

Speaker 1 Tell the people what you get paid. You don't want me to do that.
Why not?

Speaker 1 Why not?

Speaker 1 Why not? I double-dogged, nigga. I double-dogged.

Speaker 1 I don't think that most people listening will think that you get paid cheap.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. He ain't muted up.
He'll muted it up.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 1 Boy, you lucky boy. I know.
I'm always the lucky one. God is good.
See what happens when you pray?

Speaker 1 See what happens when you pray? God is good. Finish your story, yo.
I'm just saying I could do that with each one of y'all. I don't want to fucking bore the people, but it's just like, dog.

Speaker 1 We're creating separation. Watch 2026.
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 I ain't with the talking.

Speaker 1 I ain't with all the fancy talking. I ain't going to come in and talk y'all to depth.
Those were Spotify days. I'm with action.
Yo, you said we creating separation? Yes.

Speaker 2 I just seen two niggas talking about it.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be an asshole.

Speaker 1 It's somebody close.

Speaker 1 Talk about it. I wasn't trying to be funny.
I mean, if you're asking me... I said this like three years.

Speaker 1 If you're asking me a few years ago,

Speaker 1 there were some names that when they came up, just because of the name that they were, you had to be fake humble about it. You had to be like, okay, nah, nah, that's Donnie.

Speaker 1 Nah, he's him. I don't feel like that about none of these niggas.
Now, and I say it proudly in the meetings on the phone on the Zoom like I say it like it's a clear

Speaker 1 I agree with that. Yeah, so but I'm with I'm with you

Speaker 1 though

Speaker 1 What else what else matters what else matters speaking of podcasts and even basketball podcasts

Speaker 1 Draymond and Kenyon Martin have been going back and forth for the last week I know we late to the party. They might even be over it.

Speaker 1 I only wrote it down because I wanted to ask y'all prime for prime, both in their primes, who's the better basketball player? Kenyon Martin. Kenyon Martin.
It depends on who you surrounded him with.

Speaker 1 It matters. No, it doesn't.
It matters. It does it.
Kenyon Martin. It does.

Speaker 1 If you take Draymond Green and you put him on Kenyon Martin's team. I don't want to know when to start Texas basketball calls.

Speaker 1 If you take Kenyon Martin and you put, and you put him, I mean, if you take either one of them, if you take Draymond Green and put him on the team with the Nets.

Speaker 1 When Kenyon Martin was at his peak, Draymond is maybe the eighth man off the bench.

Speaker 1 But if you take Kenyon Martin and you put him with the Golden State Warriors, he cannot deliver what Draymond Green delivers on that team. That team has constructed him when they were in their prime.

Speaker 1 Draymond is a pivotal piece of that team. He's a power forward on that team.
He allowed Stephen Clay to run off them picks. I think Kenny could have done that.
Kenyon does that.

Speaker 1 He can't dribble the ball as well, and he can't play.

Speaker 2 Is Draymond Green the one to be beating niggas up, acting like he ain't do it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that nigga.
Well, that's how the beef started. I like him too.

Speaker 1 Let me get.

Speaker 1 tell him how to beef started. Yeah, I just wanted to give the audience some context.
So Kenyon Martin was on his podcast, or he was Gibbon Reed's podcast, and

Speaker 1 they were talking about tough guys, like who the kind of enforcers are in the NBA.

Speaker 1 And Kenyon Martin's thing was Draymond is kind of like a fake tough guy.

Speaker 1 He never gives it to anybody that's going to give it back.

Speaker 2 I'd like to see where he's saying that.

Speaker 1 All the flip side. And then Draymond responded on his podcast, saying basically, he didn't, honestly, he didn't really address Kenyon's point.

Speaker 1 instead he talked about Kenyon Martin's career and sort of basically saying I've accomplished this you've accomplished that you're underachiever and then that made Kenyon Martin go on his live stream and make a whole a whole conversation about you know about his career and such and that's how to be that that's how they got back and forth and that's what sparked the Kenyon Martin and that's the thing Draymond will be able to say that to whoever he's arguing with.

Speaker 1 He said it to Charles Barkley now.

Speaker 1 Which is crazy. To Kenyon Martin's point.
So Kenyon Martin is saying basically you are allowing your championships that you've won to now

Speaker 1 be your crutch almost to anybody that you're having a basketball conversation with. And I heard somebody say, yo, dog.
Is that wrong? Yes. Why? Because Robert Orry can now enter that conversation.

Speaker 1 And Robert Rory is a great basketball player.

Speaker 1 Draymond is a great basketball player, but... No disrespect to Robert Ore.
Robert Rory got more championships than all these niggas. Yeah, than anybody.
Derek Fisher can enter that conversation.

Speaker 1 Derek Fisher got five rings. But Draymond's more integral part of his team.
You're talking about people that... I don't know about the Rory Rolling.
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 I don't know about about him more than Robert Ory. Yeah, he is.
Draymond was definitely not a bad guy. Draymond is definitely more integral than all of them.

Speaker 1 I think Draymond's more intrigued than that. He's definitely more integral than all of them.
I don't know about that. I don't know that he's more integral than all of them.

Speaker 1 On those later teams than in those Spurs teams. Maybe not the Houston team.
But on those later teams, I mean, Draymond Group. He was a fan of the Spurs at the time.

Speaker 1 Robert Ory was making fucking integral buckets. He was.
Yeah, but you're talking about... So now go pull up his stats.

Speaker 1 To Kenyon Martin's argument, when you look up his stats versus Draymond Green's stats,

Speaker 1 it's not even a conversation. But

Speaker 1 to my point, too, and I like that. He wasn't watching Cincinnati games.
Bro, I like both of them.

Speaker 1 I see both of their points are valid. But like I said, if Steph Curry had to bring the ball up, play the point, it neutralizes his ability to run off screens all day.

Speaker 1 It neutralizes Clay's ability to run off screens all day when you got Draymond being essentially the point forward that's delivering those passes and doing a bunch of that shit.

Speaker 1 That shit is hard, bro. I know Draymond right now.
This is a role player versus a non-role player. Yeah, that's something.
I love Draymond's game, but he is not kidding Martin.

Speaker 1 He ain't.

Speaker 1 This is my take on it. And I think we're...

Speaker 1 I don't think we're all saying anything that different, but I think there's a difference between being a better basketball player and having a bigger role on the team.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 It's hard for Golden State to win. Draymond Green is the energy of that team.
He's the courage of that team. He's the strength of that team.
He's also the defensive quarterback.

Speaker 1 They might have an extra ring if you don't get suspended for game. Indeed.
That's a fact. Indeed.
That's a fact.

Speaker 1 He is an extraordinary screener. He does some things that Kenyon Martin didn't do as well.
But Kenyon Martin also is a guy

Speaker 1 who can be the second or third best player in your team, and you got a real shot at winning.

Speaker 1 He's a more talented player.

Speaker 1 From high school to Cincinnati to the league,

Speaker 1 they're not comparable in terms of talent to me.

Speaker 1 And that's the thing, boy. Because I watched Cincinnati games and because the Nets were in New Jersey and Jason Kidd, Mark.
If it wasn't for the Lakers, they might have Ranks as a special team.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, they got shit. Carry Kiddles, Keith Van On.
We can do that. Top of Color.
Because of those things, Tom of Color. He was a 60.
Watch your fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 The plants are fresh at his. Yep.
Kenyon Martin, he was the number one pick.

Speaker 1 Talent for talent, I don't think is a question.

Speaker 1 On the flip side, Draymond is one of the smartest basketball players, like high IQ, and I put a lot of value in that. The intangible shit.
High, high IQ basketball players.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, it's apples and oranges to me. So let me ask y'all.

Speaker 1 What would y'all say is more important here? Being the talent or essentially being the glue? You need both. You need both.
I need both. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 It's a conversation of this one is the talent, but this one is the glue that kept it all together. Yeah, but it's easier to do.
I'll just say they both did the job that was asked of them. Yes.

Speaker 1 And they both did it to the best of their ability. I just think they had different jobs.
I agree. Different assignments.
You know what I'm saying? The question for me is: is Draymond a Hall of Famer?

Speaker 1 Good question.

Speaker 1 I see basketball players saying yes. He is.
He is.

Speaker 1 I would think so. He might be here.
Famer.

Speaker 1 Is Robert Ore a Hall of Famer? No. No.

Speaker 1 No. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Draymond. There's a reason why.

Speaker 1 You can make an argument for Draymond better than Robert Oregon. If Draymond made it,

Speaker 1 I don't think it would be first or second ballot. I don't think it's an if.

Speaker 1 You think he will make it? He's definitely a Hall of Famer. He's going to make it.
I'm not mad.

Speaker 1 I don't have an argument. I think he's second.

Speaker 1 At some point, it got to come down to the numbers. I think basketball is just so.
The numbers ain't that good, though.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm something. He's averaging a triple single right now.

Speaker 1 You got four of them though. How many rings again? Three.
Three. I just think basketball is so four.
No, he has four. Is there four? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think basketball is just so complimentary you can't do that. Like again, look at Clay now.
Is Clay going? I was just about to say, look at Clay now. Yes.

Speaker 1 Clay is going. Absolutely going.
Click Clay might be the third, second, or third best shooter in the history of basketball. He's going.
And just his three-pointers made gets him in.

Speaker 1 I don't know about all that. But

Speaker 1 Dennis Rodman's a number of myself. So I think Draymond probably should be in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 Dennis Rodman's one of the best rebounds. You can't do that.
Yeah, I think it's different. I mean, Dennis Rodman, in addition to being having a lot of defensive player of the year awards,

Speaker 1 was indisputably the best rebounder of his generation. Yeah, for sure.
You know,

Speaker 1 Ed had the numbers to back it up and the championships. He's got three rings, too.
No, five rings. No, you got one Pistons, too.
Yeah, yeah, because he got the Pistons. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 The Pistons Bulls, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to mute up during this conversation. I just remembered how I'm getting cooked online for my sports ticks.
They're killing me for my Stafford and Robinson.

Speaker 1 They are absolutely smoking my boot. They done pulled up the Hall of Fame criteria.
I told you. They done pulled up stat for stat.
I told you.

Speaker 1 I mean, I still disagree. No, Aaron Rodgers is different, bro.
I mean, it's four MVPs. I understand what Aaron Rodgers in his prime looked like.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying to you is this. And

Speaker 1 I'm saying this.

Speaker 1 You were better for me. You were better than me during your prime.

Speaker 1 You only got one,

Speaker 1 and then you fell off a cliff versus the guy that was right. He didn't fall off a cliff.
That's not fair right there. He's not in the no way.
He's nowhere in the stratosphere. He might have got two.

Speaker 1 The MVPs after the first championship. Yeah, bro.
Just because he might have won three rings. He was still talking about.
He didn't fall off the club. He didn't fall off.

Speaker 1 He fell off a cliff the last two years. Yes.
Three.

Speaker 1 He had three last year two. Longer than two.
Three. Well, three.
Last year in Green Bay wasn't great either. Last three years, he's fell off a cliff.
I think it's been longer than three.

Speaker 1 Oh, super dumbass. It's not.
Three years before that, he was an MVP. My argument is this.
And I'm with you that Stafford is Super Night. My argument is this.

Speaker 1 If Stafford was outside the club watching while you were better in your prime,

Speaker 1 and then when you fell off a cliff, Matt Stafford elevated his game and continues to look like that, then I don't think it's such a blasphemous conversation.

Speaker 1 I think if Matt Stafford was not in Detroit, first of all, his career would look and he would be received completely different.

Speaker 1 I also think that if Matt Stafford wins another chip or maybe even two, you might have a little bit more valid argument. See,

Speaker 1 I think Maddie Stafford gets one more before it's all said and done.

Speaker 1 I also think that if you took Aaron Rodgers three years ago and put him on that Rams team three years ago, then you're going to be saying different shit.

Speaker 1 See, football, again, is a complimentary sport.

Speaker 1 I think that if you took Aaron Rodgers... That's hyperbolic.
What we do know is those are two good movies.

Speaker 1 The second that Stafford got there, they won it. And I think Aaron Rodgers.
I think that would have happened with Aaron Rodgers, too, though. Yeah, but that's the speculation.
It probably would have.

Speaker 1 If we watched it, we'd won. And what I'll tell you is this, because again, when the fans get involved, they start statin me to death.

Speaker 1 I'm talking I test. I'm talking.
Oh, then you can't be talking.

Speaker 1 You can't talk I test and say Matthew Stafford and Aaron Rodgers in the same sentence. Oh, I totally disagree with y'all.

Speaker 1 Not prime. I think I prime.
I'm talking about like that.

Speaker 1 I think that the people that are in that talk, Aaron Rodgers in his prime, I think there's almost video of it, says him no.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Matt Stafford.

Speaker 1 Don't try to accolade me to death. I didn't say no.
I don't have no idea to accolade me. I think you're some of the big, big, big rappers.

Speaker 1 When I step in the room, them niggas know what the fuck time it is with me. Joe, sure.

Speaker 1 When you start talking about just throwing a ball. I think you got to go back and watch the Mole Early Real.
The professionals say

Speaker 1 that he stands Dan Marino to throw a ball, bro. The shit he could do with a football is just unbelievable.
On the run, off. Listen, I'm not defending it.
I'm not mad at nobody out there killing it.

Speaker 1 I'm just killing me. I'm just having a good laugh at the fact that they are killing me.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, he's different.
Maybe I'm wrong. I think it's an interesting argument, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Patty Mahomes is in that argument.

Speaker 1 Hey, if Matt Stafford gets one this season, I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 If he gets one this season, I swear to God, I'll be right back. There's a good chance he gets one this season, too.
I think I want to point it out.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? Let's get Mona back in the game. Look, look, she all said we talked about sports.
I am not liking that. Look, she all said.

Speaker 1 She went over there to text some nigga that Draymond.

Speaker 2 I like Draymond, and I watched the Sixers that one season when we almost made it.

Speaker 1 I made Ellen Iverson the cake. Oh, one.
Oh, one. That was was 25.

Speaker 1 I watched the whole season.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That shit been on the auction.

Speaker 2 I don't know how to bait, though. I was too young to hang near-ish.
I'm too young for that.

Speaker 1 Yo, what else we got that's important or unimportant? Come on, give it to me. Joe, I think, were you the person responsible for is it okay to have an attitude at a turkey drive? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 It felt like you're talking. I didn't even see you write it.
I just felt like something you're talking about. Yes.

Speaker 1 It was just something that I wondered because they clipping up Jim Jones at his turkey drive.

Speaker 1 He barked on old girls. You see, you smoking a doobie? No.
No, no. No.
I saw some people having criticism of that. Oh, that was my second question.
Should you be smoking a blunt at the turkey drive?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Oh, you niggas are legal.
Can you get an attitude for a single step? I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no.
You niggas as high as your affairs. It's 50 niggas as a drug.
It's legal.

Speaker 1 But if I was drinking a 40 at one, then y'all would be looking at me because y'all want these turkeys a nigga. Period.

Speaker 2 Now I got a fucking attitude.

Speaker 1 Nothing to do with y'all turkeys. I'm going to have an attitude if I don't have my doobie.
Yeah, you better be glad I got this.

Speaker 2 I solved the problem of the attitude with the doobie. So what is we talking about? I don't think it's nothing wrong.
We're having an attitude, giving out turkeys, and I think it's nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 Smoking a blunt, giving out turkeys.

Speaker 1 He's in fucking hard on. He looked a little, Jimmy looked a little uptight.
It was an older lady who,

Speaker 1 from the clip, it looked like she was either trying to cut the line or something.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it was a little aggressive. in the clip where he was just he was bothered because it's what he's telling her yo yo nah you gotta go you gotta wait for everybody else like that Okay, okay.
So

Speaker 1 he's handing out the rest of the turkeys. But if she's budging, what I was supposed to say, he ain't gonna hard side with Jim Jones.

Speaker 1 That's what I said. I'm gonna go ahead and check me with Jim on this.

Speaker 2 He might know her.

Speaker 1 He's from Harlem. He might know this lady.
So he did address it afterwards. He did come out and say,

Speaker 1 he put a post up and was like, you know, yeah, y'all love making me go viral, et cetera. He's like, but that lady did end up leaving with three turkeys.

Speaker 1 He was like, you know, she did get hers, but it was just, you can't cut, you can't do this. Like, what turkeys can you get?

Speaker 1 I thought you only got one with a turkey job. Not a burning lottery.
I'm looking out. I see you.
I've been there a few times. I'm looking out.
I let you do it. Yeah.
But enough now. Yeah, chill out.

Speaker 1 I'm with Jim then. I'm with Jim.

Speaker 1 I thought y'all were saying he just had an attitude the whole turkey. Nah, and you know, Jim.

Speaker 1 Well, the blogs clipped him up as if he had ass. That's how they make it.
If they look like you. I don't look at Jim like that.
So

Speaker 1 I'm not going to look at it like that.

Speaker 2 Same blog. It ain't give out one fucking turkey.

Speaker 1 How about it?

Speaker 1 How about it?

Speaker 2 You could pop that shit until you do it. All that stuff is hard to do.
So it's like, it's difficult. You know, it's intricate.

Speaker 2 And you're dealing with the different members of our society, people that might have mental issues, people who's homeless, people that you know, drug addicted or whatever.

Speaker 2 So yeah, people want to say fuck you after they get the turkey.

Speaker 1 I don't think you should have your blunt lid during a turkey drive. I don't like that just because of the kids and stuff.
Depends on the audience. I don't love it as a look.
What if it's no kids?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, the kids.
I don't like the look of it. They smoke too.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't like it. I mean, I'm not judging.
You might have gave them the book.

Speaker 1 It's more important to give what you're packed, Jim.

Speaker 2 It's just tacky, basically.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't love it. I mean, it's more important to give you a turn.

Speaker 1 I would say, even if Jim maker looked cool, I

Speaker 1 nah. I wouldn't do it, but I'm not mad.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it like that. Like badass.
But I'm not going to be bad at Jim for it, basically.

Speaker 1 I think we need Ish's opinion. He's kind of our turkey drive expert.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 I like the way Ish did his turkey drive, man. What happened? Me too.
We're talking about having an attitude. Is it okay to, first of all, is it okay to smoke a blunt at a turkey drive?

Speaker 1 While handing out the turkeys.

Speaker 1 You got the blunt this hand, the turkeys this hand. Here you go.

Speaker 1 You asking me? Yeah, yes. Nah, I think it's inappropriate.
Okay, yeah, we

Speaker 1 like because some of the people you're serving, like when you start talking about older people, they don't look at weed how we look at weed.

Speaker 1 Like my mother looks at weed like it's dope or like it's hardcore drugs. Like these older people be like, it's dope too.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 So a lot of times the people, you know, they might be religious, they might be whatever. And if you smoking weed while you're handing out the turkey, somebody might look at that as

Speaker 1 off base. What about a cigarette? Your turkey drive expert.

Speaker 1 Nothing? No. No.

Speaker 1 No. I'm asking him.
I'm asking him. I ain't giving nobody no secondhand.

Speaker 2 Man, pork hanging out my mouth. Listen, come over here and get that turkey.

Speaker 1 I wish I had one to show y'all.

Speaker 2 Like, what? Come on now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just up. Literally.
Who had the attitude? They claimed Jimmy.

Speaker 1 We're not saying that he did.

Speaker 2 Plus, I like when I say Jimmy looked like that.

Speaker 1 He looked like me.

Speaker 1 He a nice guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jimmy chilling me looking like. He's a big drink turkeys in the car.
Yeah, I think fucking carbs. But that's my thing.
He got out the car and the blunt was lit.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, dog, you could just stay in the car and finish your blunt. Or I'm going to get here and hand out these turkeys and

Speaker 1 fresh air. We're going to go to the bottom.
I'm going to get you out here.

Speaker 2 Why are we not going to do that?

Speaker 1 Shout out to anybody doing some community services.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Damon.

Speaker 1 I agree with that. I agree.
It's real. Let's just highlight the positives.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Guess what I want to do, you guys?

Speaker 2 I want to do brews and blankets. I want to give niggas cans of beer and blankets.
Because I don't like no fucking turkey. They're trying to get fucked up.

Speaker 1 What kind of beer? Audience?

Speaker 1 Six months.

Speaker 1 Sidebar.

Speaker 1 Hey, Joe.

Speaker 1 eight, maybe eight or nine. This part for my boy Ian.

Speaker 1 After we do

Speaker 1 beers and blankets,

Speaker 2 we set the cameras up and do bum fights. See if these niggas rumble.

Speaker 1 All right, a year. Definitely still deserve it.
Now we got control. We just made a fucking bag off this shit.
Yo, we're going to be giving our bags a cess with socks.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are you talking about, dog?

Speaker 2 Beers and blankets.

Speaker 1 Shut up. Now

Speaker 2 when it catches fire, I don't want you jumping on it. I haven't heard of it.

Speaker 1 When it catches the fucking fire, it's 45 years. How old are you? It's the 50s.

Speaker 1 What is cess? I ain't heard of cess. That's what they call it in the 90s.

Speaker 1 That's back when weed came in paper match.

Speaker 2 That's back when weed came rolled up already for you.

Speaker 1 Us so does. In the paperback.
They brought it back. Yeah, they bought you back.
They brought it back.

Speaker 1 Crazy.

Speaker 1 Can we shout out Olivia Dean? Oh, yeah. This is dope.
Yeah, I love it. Park, you want to tell it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Olivia Dean was very upset because the resellers were jacking up her ticket prices to like $1,000 a ticket as they do. Yeah, 17 times the price.

Speaker 1 She went and lashed out and posted on uh instagram and i'm assuming reached out to someone behind closed doors and uh ticketmaster has refunded a bunch of people their money and changed their policy that they can only resell within a certain cap i think actually the at face value and i mean there's yeah that's what the

Speaker 1 army or period just with her for now i think but there is a put i mean over overseas in uh england they there's a law that you can't resell above above face value

Speaker 1 i don't know what side on this is like because that's a business with some motherfuckers but i think as ticket master you're representing the venue the artists all of those other things i i agree with it i think if you're just a regular joe schmo that's buying tickets and scalping them at a at a bump that's something different than i think ticketmaster because ticketmaster the public is going to ticketmaster with some sense of

Speaker 1 responsibility validity shit like that so like you know these tickets are authentic if they're giving them to you on ticketmaster well it's the same thing though so i could let's say i bought a ticket on ticketmaster i can resell the ticket on ticketmaster you know it's a verified i know

Speaker 1 but my tax is still the medium in which the people are buying tickets so i think that it clouds i think it clouds it me i don't i i just think it's double dipping pause on um ticketmaster because they get it they get a cut off the initial sale for sure then they're gonna get a cut off the flip i'm not mad at that i'm mad at that's the only way i'm mad at fans not being able to go to show their favorite artist shows because the tickets are 30x what the face value of the ticket is and the the artist doesn't get a fucking dime of it.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at the hustle. If you put a couple bucks on a ticket, I'm not mad at you.

Speaker 1 But if you are jacking up the price to now, you go to the show and it's fucking half empty because a bunch of people bought tickets or a bot bought tickets, pardon me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And okay, I made my money, but now my show is empty. That's not lit.
I don't get a cut of that. It's not lit.
I agree. I think, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I think StubHub, Ticketmaster, the actual mediums that the average Joe Schmo goes through for tickets, I don't think they should be the ones doing it. Agree.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you find, if you put it on Craigslist or some shit. shit.
Yeah, me and you open our own website and niggas know that these niggas get tickets and we could go there and get them at a bump.

Speaker 1 See, now that makes sense because y'all are stubborn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we good callback. I see what you say.
I see what you do.

Speaker 1 It was horrible. But I mean,

Speaker 1 I hate this nigga. I never stubby.

Speaker 1 I hate this nigga. I got something here for y'all that I didn't write on the board.
All right. What's up?

Speaker 1 Let me play it.

Speaker 1 Oprah says that the current trend trend for young people, or some young people anyway, is that they are going contact, no contact with their families. Have y'all heard about this? No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 Hell, no. Nope, I'm intrigued.
I'm going to play this clip to you. Like you're here.
After mom's in so long, it's not me there. Yeah, I'm scared for Mark and Mona to reply, but here we go.

Speaker 1 And ish, actually. All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 I have been no contact with my entire family for a year and a half now.

Speaker 1 No contact. No contact.
Not a phone call, not a text, not a nothing. Nothing.
Or a year and a half now. Okay.
Chris, how about you?

Speaker 1 It's been four years since I've had contact with my parents and my siblings. Damn.
Four years. Gotta hear the why.
Not a word. Not a word.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And Kendall.

Speaker 2 I've been in no contact with my 30-year-old son for two years. By your choice.
By choice.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 See, they don't get into

Speaker 1 that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I got to hear it. In the caption, it says, why are parents judged for cutting off their adult children? How can you tell if a parent is emotionally immature? Have we gone too far?

Speaker 1 Is forgiveness possible? All these questions and more are being answered. Best sound psychologists this week, yada, yada, yada, yada.
Oprah. I was just so stunned by this.

Speaker 1 I get it. I mean, again, it depends.
I bring it up to see if somebody here got it.

Speaker 1 Oh, explain it to me. I mean,

Speaker 1 first of all, just because,

Speaker 1 I mean, the thing about family is you love them, you're close to them, but these are people who are brought into your life who you didn't choose.

Speaker 1 And sometimes you're surrounded by people who aren't good to you or good for you. Yeah, absolutely.
And the fact that you happen to share blood doesn't mean that

Speaker 1 y'all have to be that.

Speaker 1 We tend to keep family close because they're family. You know, but sometimes that's not good or bad.
Yeah. Exactly.
And sometimes it becomes unhealthy. And sometimes you got to cut people off.
I think

Speaker 1 it would take an extreme act for me to do that.

Speaker 1 But I get it. I get how you could do it.
Doing it to your child is probably the hardest one, but I get it. Yeah, I've seen it.
I could understand the child doing it to the parents or the family.

Speaker 1 I don't really know what could make the parent cut the child off. So I'll give you an example.
That one I just get drug abuse.

Speaker 1 So my cousin, the one who I mentioned, you know, when he came over the summer, we kind of, you know, watched him a little bit because he's a little light finger.

Speaker 1 He's kind of a gator. He basically, so before his

Speaker 1 mom died, he, like maybe five years before he died, he went down to our old neighborhood, told everybody she died, collected money for the funeral. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Then he went back to the country where she was living, like the southern country, I mean, like the countryside.

Speaker 1 Asked to borrow her car. I think he asked.
I don't know. Either way, he drove the car, never came back and tried to sell it in another state.

Speaker 1 Took everybody's money.

Speaker 1 You know, from out the house, all this other shit. And at some point, it's like, okay, we know you need help.
We know you're sick, but you've been doing this this for 30 years now.

Speaker 1 Like, literally, 30 years, and now, even longer, we're done.

Speaker 1 And I understand

Speaker 1 I understand why, even as a parent who you adore, when he took that car and sold it, and she was the only person in the world who still believed in him, she was done. I did it.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's like you've exhausted every other chance.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's clear there is, I can't do nothing. I can't do nothing for you.
And I'm not saying that that's the right or wrong answer, but I can at least

Speaker 1 see it. It ain't on right or wrong.

Speaker 2 It's just in the discretion of the person yeah bro i know we crack the jokes about my girl and shit but it's like that if you if we have a relationship right you're my brother okay i am throughout these years right every chance you got to put me on you haven't taken it anytime you see me doing better or even close to what you're doing you hate it on it shit it on it and these businesses opportunities we had you robbed me borderline stole from me you're not my fucking brother relatives and family are two totally different bro why am i supposed to hold on to that title because the masses think you're supposed to love your brother and the masses say you're supposed to love your son.

Speaker 2 It's bullshit. I have a fucking thing that I post every Thanksgiving and I want you to play it, Joe.

Speaker 2 And the reason why I post it every Thanksgiving is because I did not realize how many fucking people gather with people on Thanksgiving because they think they have no other choice.

Speaker 2 And I pulled it out the crack of my ass how I felt about that, included but not limited to, if you can't cook, cook what the fuck you can.

Speaker 2 If you can't afford this big ass meal, get the meal that you can afford and sit around the niggas that like you, not the niggas that tolerate you. And you don't know how many messages I get.

Speaker 2 Nail motherfuckers post it every year to tell everybody else because it's all this like weird ass pressure.

Speaker 2 And I'm not talking about petty shit and I hate to be a bummer, but it's like I'm talking about going down south to the house that still has the nigga that molested you in it.

Speaker 2 Like, why the fuck am I going over there? Because if I'm Bertha loved me, she would put her brother out that touched on me or my mom or whoever.

Speaker 2 These are the type of relationships that keep on going where motherfuckers is taking your money, using you, fucking your man. I got cousins that they literally fuck every nigga you date.

Speaker 2 That's my cousin? Or is that my fucking op? I'm wrong for putting this bitch head in the headlock and slamming her head to the wall after I told you, Lee Dwayne alone, bitch.

Speaker 1 I feel you, but audience, it's going to be probably a four-year process.

Speaker 1 Play my Thanksgiving message.

Speaker 1 I didn't know. 24 minutes.
It's getting deeper.

Speaker 2 Play my Thanksgiving thing, Joey. I'll play it.
Thank you. It's very important.

Speaker 1 I agree with Mona. I agree with Amona.
And remark.

Speaker 2 Like, really, and I know, because I know it seemed like I'm real, like, pet, like, oh, well, my grandma, fuck fuck my grandma. This is years of me working on a relationship.

Speaker 1 Me and this lady have had physical altercations.

Speaker 2 This lady has called the police on me. I remember this lady calling the police on me, and the cops chastising her, telling them, Don't lie when you call the police.
We could have shot her.

Speaker 2 I think he called, she called the cops one time and said, She's breaking in my, you know, in the house. They would have pulled up guns and blades, and they could have hurt me.

Speaker 2 Whole time, you just trying to get them to come faster. She's just not a good person.
It's a fact. Also, I've talked to her siblings and everybody else from down North Philly.

Speaker 2 She's been shitty since the 70s.

Speaker 1 I don't fuck with you. Just give me a second so I can play more of of you.

Speaker 1 Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 And don't forget, don't be pressured to go over to people's houses. You don't like your family, they treat you bad, you got molested, you use a kid, stay away from them.

Speaker 1 Keep your children away from Uncle Charlie.

Speaker 2 He's nasty ass, still nasty and drunk. Fuck them, people.

Speaker 1 Make your own Thanksgiving, and you don't have to cook what everybody else cooks.

Speaker 2 You're having your own Thanksgiving for the first time because you're getting rid of them narcissistic, harpo-ass family members you got.

Speaker 2 If all you can make is fried chicken and Velveeta shells and cheese, go do that.

Speaker 1 And make sure you get a pie from the bakery.

Speaker 2 Make you so Kool-Aid. Make your favorite dishes.
Make your own fucking Thanksgiving, bitch. Get turkey lunch meat.
Wrap that shit around some cheese. Make some pinwheels.

Speaker 1 Do what you got to do.

Speaker 2 Don't go over them fucking people's house just because you technically supposed to. Don't deal with them people.
Especially your nigga's mom.

Speaker 2 Your boyfriend's mom is a bald head, hateful, jealous bitch. And she don't even know who her baby dads is.
That's why all them fucking kids got different last names.

Speaker 2 And she want to treat you like shit because you got only fans.

Speaker 1 Fuck that bitch. Stay the fuck home.

Speaker 2 Build your own holiday. Your family matters first.
You matter. That nigga want to be around his mom so bad.
Send his receipt and hairline ass over there. I mean that with love.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree with that thing. So you have it.
Yeah. You said that straight from the horse's mouth.
There'll be the shells and fucking wheels, corners, and pinwheels.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker, the food was late yesterday. They get to fucking shredding the cheese for the macaroni.
Motherfucker Jackie talked about, you want some cheese? No.

Speaker 1 I want some macaroni.

Speaker 1 Hey, you want to taste the cheese while it's dressed. And it's melting at 400 degrees for a 45 minutes.

Speaker 1 You want to taste the cheese? No. Here she goes and tell the whole house and the kids, Joey don't like cheese.
No.

Speaker 1 I love cheese. Mac and cheese.
I love cheese. On another day, I would probably eat it.
Not today. Not today.
I want some Mac, man. Damn.
Mona, you owe us Mac. I bet you was going to make Mac.
Shut up.

Speaker 1 You owe us Mac.

Speaker 2 You didn't get nothing yesterday.

Speaker 1 No, we talked about food. We're talking about food.

Speaker 2 Me and Ice discussed it. Please, fellas.

Speaker 1 I'm working on a plate for you. Let Let me see if my wife can bring you one.
We got plenty of mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 Your wife was marked on email. And

Speaker 1 when my wife gets back from wherever the fuck she is, or future wife, or whatever, y'all, we got to play for you. If she's mad.
Oh, no, it's happening. It's happening.

Speaker 1 We got to play for you somewhere.

Speaker 1 Shit, I'm about to go make me another one.

Speaker 1 I'm so fucking mad. Yo, y'all.
All this talk about plate, and I left my shit right in the refrigerator. I'm hungry.
Rushing to get here on time. Damn, man.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to eat my shit right in front of you, too.

Speaker 1 Smack that plate out your hand.

Speaker 1 Smack that that plate. I offer moana because I love her, but I'm going to eat my shit right now.
Smack that shit right out your hand, bro. Nobody get a plate.
Nobody bald getting out of my food.

Speaker 1 This was a good thing. Nobody gets a plate.

Speaker 1 This was a good podcast. It was.
It was. And you quit throwing another nigga plate.
Huh? I do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I didn't know y'all was bald. You bald.

Speaker 2 I'm not bald. I want to watch this.

Speaker 1 I'm not bald.

Speaker 1 I don't even see how you can talk aggressive sexy talk when you bald. You can't even tell your bitch.
Y'all fucking the shit out of you. You fucking dick it.
Motherfucker's my pussy.

Speaker 1 You can't even do none of that. You can't even get that.
You can't even do that. You can't even give you no good head with your furball damn.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is you talking about, nigga?

Speaker 1 And you know, they keep pulling the hair out.

Speaker 1 They keep pulling the hair out. I've had hair on my dick before, bro.
I've seen the girls pull the hair out. Back in the 90s, in the 70s, when it was cool.
No.

Speaker 1 But I don't bone. Bottom bone.

Speaker 1 Yo. I do have a quick part of the show.
Somebody does need our help. All right, let's hear it.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 This young lady is named Crystal. What's up, Crystal? What's up? Hey, Crystal.
Crystal says, this is a long one. It's not a long one.

Speaker 1 I found out my boyfriend is bisexual while going through his phone and seeing him indulge with men.

Speaker 1 Why you got to stay out of niggas' phones?

Speaker 1 Why do people think they could just go in your phone? Yo, let me tell you something. I'm still...
Yo, finish the shit. No, no, because now I'm mad.

Speaker 1 He's triggered. In casual talks with my girl.

Speaker 1 I'm learning all that she learnt from my phone.

Speaker 1 She ain't going in my phone like a regular girl. And I said that to her.
And she said, well, what does that mean? And I said, you go in your nigga phone and you see, does he got the bitches?

Speaker 1 Do we not?

Speaker 1 What he's saying. What he ate.
The end.

Speaker 1 She in there in my apps.

Speaker 1 She in there blocking motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 She in there in the OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 See who I'm subscribed to. It's like, yo, where was I when you had this phone? Sleep.
In the deepest of sleep. Snoring.
The deepest of sleep. Anyway, damn.
Look at juicy thing. It's funny.

Speaker 1 She says,

Speaker 1 in the moment I told my mom, because I thought I was going to leave him.

Speaker 1 After long conversations and deep talks, I decided to stay with him.

Speaker 1 I haven't told my mother that we are back together and she constantly talks about him being gay and how I don't need to be with a gay man.

Speaker 1 The holidays are coming up and I don't know how to tell my mom that I am indeed with this man. I'm not ashamed, but my mom is not a nice person and will make me feel bad about it any chance she gets.

Speaker 1 Not to mention, we had tension in the past due to my past relationships.

Speaker 1 What should I do? Take my own advice. Stay home.
Yeah, if that by dude makes you happy, stay with the by dude. Yeah, yeah, be with your by dude.
And if you know mom's gonna act that way,

Speaker 1 or don't, well, yeah, because they know how you gonna pop up with them. Right.
is he i have

Speaker 1 i you know this shit is

Speaker 1 some people

Speaker 1 it depends it also depends on i mean it is and it's not right so my thing is how when you looked through his phone and found out he was bi was it because he was cheating on you with dudes yes no he could have just been like subscribed to a

Speaker 1 lot of children movies or

Speaker 2 with men that's why she should she should be

Speaker 2 with men she should be arrested she should be arrested this is my thing when you saw him with men hold on was he at the her Excuse me.

Speaker 2 Yes, she should be arrested for fucking flipping on him when she, when he woke up, she was supposed to be on top of him like this.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's why she should have been picked up. Yes, okay.
I went with Honor.

Speaker 1 This is the point.

Speaker 2 Excuse me, fellas.

Speaker 1 Sorry, can I finish?

Speaker 2 When you looked at them pictures,

Speaker 2 was he at the bottom of them pictures? Or the top, bitch? Because it matters.

Speaker 2 Baby, did he let somebody fuck him? Or did he fuck somebody?

Speaker 2 Because I might could deal with a motherfucking man that like a little penis on the side, but I ain't fucking with no bottom

Speaker 2 keep it tight crystal check

Speaker 1 check and see if he shaves his asshole might be a life sentence no it might not get a shade motherfucker might be inside out like a balloon bottom girl

Speaker 1 Joey picked it and we read it

Speaker 1 Balloon bottom.

Speaker 1 It's disgusting. Whatever.

Speaker 2 It's sex, guys.

Speaker 1 That's true. Grow up.
No, it is. I don't think you should be able to go in a nigga phone and see who OnlyFans he subscribed to, see if he fucking dudes.

Speaker 1 If you didn't know he was fucking dudes, going in the phone and finding that out is like, yo, dog, what we doing here? Arrest this lady. Arrest this lady.

Speaker 2 Are y'all going half with the mortgage?

Speaker 1 There's a lot of things. There's a lot of moving parts here.

Speaker 2 Okay. It is a lot of moving parts.

Speaker 1 I see what you did there. So first thing.
That's what I was thinking. That was funny.

Speaker 1 That was hilarious.

Speaker 2 That was so corny, and that's something that y'all would have said.

Speaker 1 I love that. That's why we like this.
I love it. I love hilarious.

Speaker 1 So, first, i i don't want to be in a relationship with somebody's going through my phone you know what i mean i don't i do that's a dumb for me

Speaker 1 yeah it's a it's a it's an i've been in those before isn't not so like my wife has my all my passwords all my stuff she needs to go into my phone to get something to do something she's access to it i i'm good with that but like just going through and like checking stuff and doing stuff i'm i'm that's just not for me so that's the first thing because i often wonder what what makes you look

Speaker 1 yeah wait what wait wait hold on i'm confused wait tonight

Speaker 1 explain to me the difference it's a very big difference no i'm saying to me I'm saying, my wife can literally go on my phone. She might, for example,

Speaker 1 if she knows my mom's in the hospital and she wants to check to see if the hospital is called, she'll just go on my phone and check Miss Call. All right, never mind.
Let him answer. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Let him answer.

Speaker 1 Never mind. Never mind.
He answered it. He answered it.
My point is. Never mind.
My point made I have a level of transparency where you can go in my phone. It's not like...
But you should not go.

Speaker 1 But you shouldn't be going for first. That's not a level of transparency, though.
That's cap. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 That's not a level of transparency. How so? If you say, my partner has my cold, and if my mom is sick and in the hospital dying, then she needs to go in there for somebody.

Speaker 1 That was an extremely important thing. So that was just extremely.

Speaker 1 If there's a reason she needs to go in the phone to get something,

Speaker 1 she can't get it.

Speaker 1 But she just doesn't go through reading my messages.

Speaker 1 Is that,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 Slow down. The transparency part is.
Slow down.

Speaker 1 Let me talk. Someone can go in your room.
If your partner. They can't go through your drawer.
If your partner wants to see your messages. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 And they have your... code and your password because that's how y'all rock and my partner has mine

Speaker 1 and they go in there to see your messages. Then

Speaker 1 how is that different than what you're saying?

Speaker 1 So what I'm saying is for me in a relationship, one is searching for something and one is snooping. Again, yeah,

Speaker 1 let me use the example again because it maybe got missed.

Speaker 1 You could come in my house, but if I come in my house and I see you going through all the drawers and going through my sock drawers and shit, I'm going to have a fucking issue. You got to go.

Speaker 1 He's hurting. But you can come into my, you can walk into my bedroom.
I trust you. Then why does your partner have the code to your phone? To come into your house.

Speaker 1 It comes out. I literally need it.

Speaker 1 Oh, y'all are saying like in case of emergency. Because that's

Speaker 1 not your whole level. Let me ask you a parent.
Let me ask you a question. If your significant other has their own phone, you have your wrong phone.
If her phone is not dead

Speaker 1 or she needs to go through and look at the daycare shit or something like that

Speaker 1 with a specific purpose in going in your phone, then what the fuck is she going in your phone for other than to be negative and to be no?

Speaker 1 I understand what y'all saying. I think y'all got girls fucked up, but I understand what you're saying.
We're not saying that that's not what they say. There's no separation.

Speaker 2 Joe's saying if she goes in the phone, if she's going in the phone to text the groomer back that we get the dog, she's also checking the investors. That's what he's saying.

Speaker 1 And there's no business that's not doing both. If you gave her the code to your phone, then it ain't coming with the rule book.
When she feels like going in your phone, she's going in your phone.

Speaker 1 It depends on your partner. And that's not the same thing.
That's what does that. I got my girl's password to a phone, but because of how I'm built,

Speaker 1 I'm just not doing that. It depends on your partner.
There are women who are built like that, too. Yeah, that's about to say, yeah, you just do that.
But yeah, I'm not judging it.

Speaker 1 Do whatever works for relationships, do it. I'm just saying I disagree with that.
You disagree with what

Speaker 1 I'm built like that. I totally disagree with that.

Speaker 1 I think that is

Speaker 1 clearly circumstantial. I think for women, a circumstance can come up that will make them go in your phone faster than you would do it to her.

Speaker 1 I believe that.

Speaker 1 I've seen it too many times. Not in my relationship.
I've seen the woman that says, I'm never going to his phone. I don't look at phones.
I trust him. We communicate.

Speaker 1 I've seen her in a different scenario. Go to fucking that phone.
I don't care. Yo, I've got to be aware of that.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 1 And there's some bitch-ass niggas out here that stand on all that tough guy shit. And they be in their girl phone looking around the same exact way.
They just won't publicly say it.

Speaker 1 Girls will be like, yeah, bitch, I went in his phone and I found what I found. A nigga not going to say, yo, I went in her phone because you're going to look like a bitch ass nigga.

Speaker 1 These niggas is the same as the women. a I think it is a

Speaker 1 that don't negate what I'm saying. No, you saying women argue for me.
No, no, we're not arguing. You saying women will go in there before a man.
That's the point.

Speaker 1 It's some niggas that go on these phones, Joe. But I'm saying

Speaker 1 overall.

Speaker 1 I think it's 50-50. Today, yeah, 50-50.
I don't think it's 50-50, but I don't think it's 50-50.

Speaker 1 I think y'all got to say, but I think there's a lot of dudes that I'm talking about. I respect y'all.
I do.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's 50. I feel like we've lost the plot here.

Speaker 1 Bring it back. Bring it back.
Bring it back. Bring it back, Mark.
So that was point one. That wasn't even my main point.

Speaker 1 The dude that you find out is bisexual, and y'all have had no conversation about it, and you only find out through the phone to me. That's a bigger.

Speaker 1 That's a more urgent issue than how your mama or whoever is dealing with you. Y'all need to work that shit out.
Y'all need to work. It's putting your life at risk, bro.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of other things going on. Not necessarily.

Speaker 1 That's not necessarily true. And that can play into homophobia too.

Speaker 1 Anybody who's cheating.

Speaker 1 Anybody

Speaker 1 put your life in risk? Anybody who's cheating is putting a barrel. all I would say.
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, if there's a whole other side of this person you knew nothing about other than bumping into it while looking, to me, that's the issue that y'all need to work through.

Speaker 1 And I would be worried more about that than what mama thinks about it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 But they did work through it. They may have.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm totally against that. That's something.

Speaker 1 They did work through it. They decided to do much valuable information now.
Take the finding out that your partner's gay shit out of here because that comes out the waters.

Speaker 1 If you go on your partner's phone, there's too many things you could learn that you don't know bro and i think that that person should have that privacy i know a lot of i know a lot of people that say how do you say they're both i'm not a i'm not a phone looker i think that it's stupid to look through the phone because

Speaker 2 you ain't leaving you're not going to go nowhere i say but like he said even though i'm not a phone looker i have looked through a phone before when i did look through a nigga phone the shit that was bothersome was this text with his mom his brother it was it wasn't bitches it was how he talked to his family it was the lies that he was telling people and little he i found out he was like this master manipulator i would have never knew that if i didn't open them texts and then sidebar a lot of my folks was like bitch what the made you open the text there between me and his sister i don't know clearly i must have had been having some kind of feelings because women's intuition i exactly because i didn't go in there looking for no i didn't think i was cheating cheating on

Speaker 1 transparency is it's not say what i mean so if you're gonna look through somebody's phone usually if they're having an affair they can cover that up the thing they're less likely to cover up is how they talk about you to their friends.

Speaker 1 That one, what they say they want. All they was talking about Shorty, they might delete Shorty out the phone, but a nigga be telling their man, Yo, I was at the blah blah blah with Shorty last night.

Speaker 1 That shit was up.

Speaker 2 I was just saying it to piggyback off of what he's saying and agree what he's saying. Not only do I think that, girl, because I am one of them, I don't do that.

Speaker 2 And I didn't do it because I knew it wouldn't have made me leave anyway.

Speaker 2 But when I did do it, the shit that I felt out, it wasn't as petty as he fucked somebody at the job. It was like, this nigga's a fucking shit.
Character shot.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 this nigga's 50-50.

Speaker 1 These men

Speaker 1 going through your phone and it's a lot of these niggas out here that be lying about what they doing behind closed doors, bro. I agree.
I agree a thousand percent.

Speaker 1 Yo, you hear these niggas yo, if I find my bitch cheating, I'm leaving out.

Speaker 1 I know bro.

Speaker 1 A lot of niggas have caught their girls cheating and stayed and won't tell their boys long as nobody's gonna judge you. They look stupid.
Yeah, and he's gonna think you look stupid.

Speaker 1 The same way the women do. Same, but see, it's

Speaker 1 different. No, there's some women that won't tell their girlfriends because or their family.

Speaker 1 Yes, real ones.

Speaker 1 Look, we done got Kino in the game.

Speaker 1 He needs this shit in four weeks. He's like, that's what you're supposed to do.
Edith doesn't sat back. That's right.

Speaker 1 Get out of here.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 oh my God. Baby, I love you.
And to homeboy.

Speaker 2 So you niggas never look at nobody's phone ever.

Speaker 1 Never. I did once.
I've never. I have.
I've never done it.

Speaker 1 I've never did it twice. Yo, I haven't done that shit in

Speaker 1 a decade.

Speaker 1 Never in my life have I looked through nobody's phone. I haven't done that shit in a decade.
I've never done it. Which is how I know.

Speaker 1 I can't do that.

Speaker 1 That shit ain't no.

Speaker 1 I'm not built in a way that can go through your phone, read everything, and then be cool.

Speaker 2 Y'all know I told my business. Can I tell y'all what I found? This nigga had like a fake, almost like a fake baby registry for us.
Like he had them thinking we had a baby.

Speaker 1 Like he had his people thinking he was sitting in the house. You stayed on it.

Speaker 1 Um

Speaker 1 that's hard.

Speaker 1 It was like the start.

Speaker 1 That's what it started.

Speaker 2 And I was like madly in love with that boy. I had never, I thought I'd never been in love before.
And he was a whole nother person. Yeah, that would scare me.
It was scared. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Fucking somebody else, you could probably get over. That shit would terrify me.

Speaker 2 And like with him, it started, that was like the start of the piece. It was like, who the fuck is this nigga? Like, he was a total.

Speaker 1 He wasn't. It was fake.
Everything was fake. Everything.
Yo, one of my homegirls told me that. He went through that.

Speaker 2 And he got violent.

Speaker 1 Yeah. One of my homegirls told me that she found out her dude was a scammer.

Speaker 1 No, I'm serious.

Speaker 2 How you

Speaker 1 You're fucking easily freaking out.

Speaker 1 I don't fuck with Gore.

Speaker 1 He might hate that you went through that, but he's also a complete asshole.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. One of my people was going through her dude phone.
She found out the nigga be stealing and scamming and doing mad shit, like stealing from people, and she left the nigga alone.

Speaker 1 Like, that's some people look at different character shit as, you know what I mean? Like, some chicks.

Speaker 1 Some chicks would have been like, no, I'm out of here. And she said she left the nigga alone.
I don't go through phones. I was scamming that.
I'm married on this to the bullshit.

Speaker 1 I say all all the time. I don't even want to know.
You do? I stand on that. He definitely does.
I'm not scaling.

Speaker 1 When I was younger, I mean, I was, I could not, I ain't going no way. No, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not looking. I was looking for an excuse to leave.
I was dating this girl like decades ago.

Speaker 1 It was literally decades. I think it was 06, something like that.
0-2. No, I wasn't 0-2.
And I remember because

Speaker 1 she was messing. I found out she was messing with one of the Eagles.

Speaker 1 Duh. Yo, I didn't know.
You 5'6.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. My guy's 5'6.
I'm 5'8.

Speaker 1 I'm 5'10.

Speaker 1 She didn't feel good. Listeners, he's 5'10.
He's 5'10.

Speaker 1 You're all the Eagles.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. And I was just looking for an excuse to

Speaker 1 leave. And it was like, I should have just left because I didn't want to be there no more.
But instead, I had to find this whole thing. It's the good guy in you.
It's the good guy in you. Exactly.

Speaker 1 And I thought I would be a better guy if I could catch her. You know what I mean? If I could just prove she was cheating.
So I went by the house and all of that. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 To find her cheating. I never, I just.
He was there. I don't get that shit bro

Speaker 1 but I you the same person that said yo I'll make I'll start doing fuck no no I'm talking make them leave me

Speaker 1 but I'm talking about

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the the um

Speaker 1 like I had this conversation with somebody that was going through my phone what happened and I said yo shut up I said yo let's play it out because what was pissing me off was I wasn't doing shit And I could tell, you know, I'm techie, so I know what the fuck is, I can tell if somebody's been in my shit.

Speaker 1 Pause.

Speaker 1 So I know you're going through the phone. There's nothing there, but I know you're going through the phone again.
You're going through the phone again. And I'm like, all right, let's play it out.

Speaker 1 You find what you're looking for. Now what? Now what?

Speaker 1 If you're leaving, then that means you just looking for a reason to leave. We ain't got to go through all that.
If you want to go, you can go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We don't have to do this song and dance if that's your purpose. Most people don't have the courage to go.
Like, I didn't have the courage to go until I went up to the crib and they was there.

Speaker 1 Then I was like, okay, now I'm done. Now,

Speaker 1 now I can't leave. I mean, now I can't step because I done seen too much.

Speaker 1 My thing is, if you went through it the first time, or in your case, the second time, and you ain't find nothing, why would it just not be, oh no, this is a good dude, he's not doing nothing, you just gonna keep going.

Speaker 1 You keep going, though. It's like that'd be trauma.
I'm like, yo, why niggas trauma? Like, now I'm gonna have to address this because I can tell what's going on.

Speaker 1 There's nothing there because I'm not doing shit. All right, what's up? What are you looking for?

Speaker 1 Huh? Never mind. I don't get it.
No, I'm speaking to myself. I wasn't doing shit, so I know there was nothing to be found.
You could leave a little something in there for them to find.

Speaker 1 That's your bag. I don't do that.

Speaker 1 You love that. That's your bag, bro.

Speaker 1 Messy Marvin. You love that shit.

Speaker 1 That's your shit. He ain't different, bro.
That nigga right there. How are you going to know she went in there? I have ways I could tell Swanny and my shit, bro.
Same.

Speaker 1 This shit is going to work on Julia Roberts. I don't care how good of an actress you list.

Speaker 1 I'm going to know you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to know you went in there.

Speaker 1 Anyway, look at my own writing a book to some nigga. Yeah.
Is that the Xfinity dude? Is that the Xfinity dude? That's the Xfinity dude. Yo, here you just.
I thought about it some more.

Speaker 1 I thought about it. I'm gonna help you with your braids.

Speaker 1 I think it approved Christ outright.

Speaker 1 It was a good day today, man. It was.
It was. It was.
It was a real sir.

Speaker 1 Had to fight through the itis, but we did it. Nah, we did it.

Speaker 1 We did it. We did it.
We smoked it. Covered everything.

Speaker 1 What happened? What happened, Mom?

Speaker 2 Park said we had to fight through the itis.

Speaker 1 Well, not you, because you ain't

Speaker 1 not Pork. We're going to get you a plate.
We're going to get you a plate. I'm going to get you, right?

Speaker 2 This nigga just ate a plate for me.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 2 we got to get it fixed with that.

Speaker 1 My mama's stuffing.

Speaker 1 Since nobody touched my mama's stuffing, that was the reserved stuffing. I didn't put it out.

Speaker 1 She made stuffing, so go ahead, baby. Yo, you ain't put your mother's stuffing now.
Nah, that's for the God.

Speaker 1 That's a good PR, right? That's good. That's how you tell it, bro.
Yo, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Turkey wings are special. He cleaned that up, didn't he? Yo, that's crazy, Miss Faye.
My mom came and got the the to-go plate of turkey wings and collard greens, just so she could judge, my baby.

Speaker 1 Hold up. Just so she could judge.
I ain't mad. They got a game going on.
Don't nobody know they got a game going on. It's all right.
It's all right. Turkey wings was good, though.

Speaker 1 And I'm with black people not eating turkey on Thanksgiving no more. I'm with that shit.
I'm with that. Turkey wing it up.

Speaker 1 That's still turkey.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 A turkey. People hate that turkey.
A dried turkey. Whoa, whoa.
If you eat dried turkeys, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 a lot of people don't eat it.

Speaker 1 Most turkeys be dry.

Speaker 2 Most turkeys be dry, but a lot of people don't die.

Speaker 1 In the wrong hands. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Most hands are wrong. I agree.

Speaker 2 I've seen deep-fried turkeys, jerk turkeys.

Speaker 1 That's Arcadian turkey.

Speaker 1 That fried turkey is too good. Deep-fried different though.

Speaker 1 That fried turkey, my nigga. I love torture turkeys.

Speaker 1 I've seen my man Thanksgiving. The only Thanksgiving I was waiting for.
A homeboy, South Carolina homeboy, that be cooking all the ostrich and shit in the backyard. Did she look all right?

Speaker 1 Did she look all right? Is it more of them turkey wings left? Yo, ostrich price.

Speaker 1 Rock one of them. Ostrich is amazing.

Speaker 1 Hey, we only... You had it? Yeah.
We only put about a woman two trays. It's better than turkey.

Speaker 1 Yeah, way better than turkey.

Speaker 1 She made about five trays. I'm mad, Turkey.
I'm all off the bone. That's what I'm going to lie.

Speaker 1 I ain't even going to say that. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Them motherfucking turkey wings was so good. She was so tired.
Feet was hurting. Back was hurting.
That food was so good. I ain't even eat no pussy, man.
Go ahead. Go let her down, girl.
You did it.

Speaker 1 You did it.

Speaker 1 And I was too full anyway. That's really what I was saying.

Speaker 1 That's really what I was.

Speaker 1 That is 40-year-old sex. I'd be too full.
I'm too full to get something done.

Speaker 1 Pretty much. We farting in there and shit.
No,

Speaker 1 no time.

Speaker 1 Text me in the morning. No need to waste a dick.
Maybe. No need to waste a dick pill.

Speaker 1 Right? No need to waste a good one, right? Might as well just wait. Chill out.

Speaker 1 Yo, real good pod today, y'all. Real good pod, real good energy.
I was worried last night. Me and Corey was talking bad about each and every one of y'all.
Wow. It's true.
No. It's true.
Not y'all.

Speaker 1 It's true. We was.
Yeah, two of the funk. It was really Corey, but I agreed.
I did agree. Like, oh, you know, nobody's going to want to come in and work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 What time do you think we'll get started tomorrow? The niggas begin to get on time.

Speaker 1 We're the best in the world. Bar none.

Speaker 1 Bar none. Excluding nobody.
Look what we embody. Stop playing with us.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 Mike Shank, Mike, Shank, Mike, Shank. Here goes.

Speaker 1 I think Chris Brown could be niggas in verses with just hooks.

Speaker 1 Features. Just features.
Yeah, feature hooks. That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 Listen, man, hopefully, you've enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.

Speaker 1 Happy holidays.

Speaker 1 Me and walk with a shoe game.

Speaker 1 Ego.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Until next time, we bid you a new farewell. Adio, Cereba Dirchie, Osola Vista, Arbois, or So Long Goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice.
It goes.

Speaker 1 See, already, niggas could make this beautiful song without Dirty Macking. I don't know why niggas refuse to.
Your ex couldn't beat it. She left him already.

Speaker 1 She already, he's already ex. Why are we talking about this, nigga?

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 it's two.

Speaker 1 Hey, Jay. Bet y'all got joints.
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 Fuck you with the mask on. Halloween pussy.

Speaker 1 And then some of those lines. I know.
I was like. Some of those lines in there, but fuck it.
It's a joint.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. The record still.
On a joint. You got to get one of the corner lines.
Gotta let it go. Halloween pussy.
All right, whatever.

Speaker 1 Your body shit.

Speaker 1 Until next time, man. Y'all hold it down.
We'll be back same time, same place.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 What y'all doing this weekend? Anything funny? Anything funny? Anything fun?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I had a weekend this week.
I'm chilling.

Speaker 1 It's over.

Speaker 2 I'm at the Atlanta Comedy Theater, two shows, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.
Get your fucking tickets because it's not so.

Speaker 2 Make sure you grab a meet and greet so we can hug and kiss and bring me a plate. Save the swine, you southern bastard.

Speaker 1 Big Mona, big mona. I like it.
Dark-skinned niggas with waves. She's waiting for you.
Go get that meet and greet.

Speaker 2 That's my boy right there. I'm about to say that.

Speaker 1 Meet and beat.

Speaker 1 Shut up. up.

Speaker 1 Until next time, man, I'll be in the house. I think I told my little brothers I take them bowling over the weekend or something like that.
Yeah, I'll probably just be home shaving.

Speaker 1 Come meet me. Little stubby.

Speaker 1 Little stubby down there.

Speaker 1 Got the holiday pubes outside to get rid of them.

Speaker 1 You're too tall to be bald, too. You niggas are fucking nuts, yo.

Speaker 1 God damn.

Speaker 1 Last but certainly not least.

Speaker 1 Actually, I played all this shit. Hold on.
Punk Master Flex Light. Punk Master Flex Light.

Speaker 1 Last but certainly not least.

Speaker 1 The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
The closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol.
You might need it. They calling me the hottest in the game.

Speaker 1 Y'all know Rick Ross got a new girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Another one? God bless.

Speaker 1 Love wins. Love wins.
Yo, subscribe, subscribe.

Speaker 1 Subscribe to the Patreon. The public pod is the one that these famous rapper niggas hear.
But behind the paywall,

Speaker 1 I'm going to tell y'all what I think.

Speaker 2 That's my Facebook friend, the girl you fucking named.

Speaker 1 Subscribe.

Speaker 1 I can't believe he could hear this nigga.

Speaker 1 Don't worry, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 I'm out my business, World James.

Speaker 1 Yo, the damn man, same time, same place next week. Best in the world.
Niggas getting flipped. I get them done for nothing.
Shout out to Joe and Chris. This AP on my wrist.

Speaker 1 I'm still seeing fricks like it's still 86.

Speaker 1 Over 20 homes, but I need a chick. And she got the bomb.
I'm talking tick, tick.

Speaker 1 She got the bomb, talking tick, tick. And if you feel them wrong, baby, you should tell me this.

Speaker 1 You can't tell me shit.

Speaker 1 Double limp, number one clip.

Speaker 1 Baby's girl, hold me close.

Speaker 1 Mr. Boss, overdose.

Speaker 1 Yo, still praying for anybody out there that needs it. My fitting grows, baby girl.

Speaker 1 I knew you before I knew you.

Speaker 1 I don't got no problem with gay people. Gay people work for me right now.

Speaker 1 I'm damn near around gay people every day because they work for me. I don't got no problem with them.

Speaker 2 Every day. Every day.

Speaker 1 They work for me.

Speaker 2 I never heard that shit till here.