Episode 812 | "Stove Side Chat"

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We're not staying on this either, but this is funny. I want to pull the reveal out.
Go ahead, you tell them, and then I'll tell you the reveal. Now, I'm going to tell them the reveal.
It's hilarious. What do you want me to say exactly? The story? When you say it like that, it makes it seem like it's a potato shit.
No, no, what I'm saying is that this week, I realized that the JBP,

and I know we don't like talking about this,

are serious when it comes to taking an episode off and being docked for it.

So when I received some money, I called Ian.

I looked at it.

It wasn't the normal money that I get.

I was docked.

I saw that there was some money missing. And then I got a letter from the accountant.
Yo, hey, they said this. In my head for the moment, I felt a way.
Say, yo, these niggas is trying to get me. They're trying to take me down.
I need to get the fuck away from them. This is crazy.
The first two years I was getting my shit off and I was taking like five days off of the month and getting my shit full. Now they're very serious.
I went to Ian crib crib to try to be cool but that whole time I'm staying at that nigga feeling away like, yo, you motherfucker. Oh, you knew when you got there that that happened? Yes! All right.
Oh, you was trying to dress just like it was cool. I went there for, I tried to play ball and just be cool.
I went there under false pretenses. I did.
It didn't work. But you ain't getting on? Oh, you was corny then.
If I know that going in,

then I got to kick it with you in the

basement. I got to find a way to bring

it up. But that's not the

funniest part. This is hilarious.

This is so funny. And we're not staying here so

so good. We're not staying here.
But the funny part,

well, no, the funny part,

you had to see what it looked like

before they knew that it was

a half day. He didn Ian thought you just took off.

He had that shit look.

I was like, yo, yo, yo.

Yo, whoa, whoa.

He came.

Gross.

He came in for Patreon.

Don't do my man.

That shit was looking junk.

There's a chunk that came out.

But you came in for half the day,

but Ian had the Glock point blank loaded.

Like, bah, I was like,

nah, you can't do my man like that.

He came in half the day.

He came in half the day.

Don't play with him.

I see the game you're playing.

I'm on your side.

You're on your dean.

I'm on your side.

I see how strict you guys are.

And, you know, we go from there.

I'm not rocking with Ian.

No, I came in on time, man, but we go from there because I don't want to hold up the broadcast.

It's not about me.

Me and him just finished beefing, me and Ian.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, but nobody know because we smooth. I'm side in the back? the broadcast.
It's not about me. Me and Em just finished beefing, me and Ian.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, but nobody know

because we smooth.

I'm side in the back?

No, we've been beefing forever.

Under the boardwalk.

Can I find a seat?

Hey, yo, let me ask you a question.

What the fuck is this?

That's how you're supposed to beef.

There you go.

Flip, please don't use

your phone on air. Use these fidget toys instead.
There you go. Flip, please don't use your phone on air.

Use these fidget toys instead.

Love, Ian.

Right?

What the fuck is this?

Nigga, I'm a grown man.

Yo, you holding a rainbow?

No, I'm on.

That nigga got a rainbow meat.

What?

A little mini meat.

Oh, shit.

Yo, what?

Let me see that, son.

You want to hold a rainbow meat?

You don't think that this is an insult to me as a man, as a father of three, potentially four? Hey, yo. Look at this.
You know you're my man. I be shicky-nuggy.
I be playing. This is some real shicky-nuggy bullshit.
You gonna let them do that to me? You let a lot of shit happen to me, bro. I just found out.
And on top of know, I've been in tune with the audience. They agree with me about that cutting off shit.
We're going to talk about it later on on Patreon. They agree.
They've been, they did the research and said, yes, Joe does do that to Queensflip specifically. They agree.
You owe me an apology when you do your research. I owe you an apology and a hug when we walk in that network building like as soon as you get the address to the audience's network then you'd be dead ass right what they say is a fact over there so yeah that's funny Say less.
Say less. Right? Say less.
Yo, that's funny, son.

Say last.

You right?

Say last.

Yo, that's funny, son.

I missed you, yo.

You can't argue with a nigga like that.

I missed you.

Yo, your man.

I missed it.

I missed y'all.

Your man be on.

That's funny, son.

I'll tell y'all in a little bit.

What other toys you got over there?

I got some bullshit.

Nah, I don't want to play with none of these shits.

I ain't got that.

Who?

I'm your man.

You?

I'm going to tell him later on when I called you on the phone when you was in the mall, we're going to talk about that. This nigga can't.
Yo. This nigga's lame.
You fucking fool, yo. This nigga's lame.
He can't go to the mall by himself. He can't move by himself.
He was shot A all day. I had, she answering questions for him.
I said, nigga, you good? Blink. He said, yo, I don't want to say nothing.
I said, text me on the side. He couldn't do anything.
I said, you came to walk the mall yourself. You are lame.
Yo, what is wrong with this fool? Yo, that's how I felt at the bar. With him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See? Oh, shit. It was a nice little button thing went through.
That's what I hit him about. Nice little.

Woo.

That's a little different, son.

I said, yo.

Why is way...

What?

What the fuck are you doing?

That's bad.

Yo, there you go.

Why is girl there?

Who's girl right there?

Look at my man.

Girl is there.

He got such a problem.

She's not outside.

She's sitting right there.

Wait, hold on.

There got to be some sort of respect for the relationship in that time, nigga. Listen to this.
You acting like the Manhattans. You acting like Bobby Womack, my nigga.
Oh, shit. God damn.
Yo, Bobby Womack. Listen to this.
If you sit next to your man and you're like, damn, look at Shorty with the red. Your man's not going to go holler at Shorty with the red.
I'm just saying, yo, shorty with the red is fire. Look.
Now, you said, if my girl is sitting next to me. I'm not saying it to your girl or in front of your girl.
I'm texting my man on a sneak. Yo, look at shorty in the red.
All women are not like his woman. When you text him that, she sees it somehow.
Oh, no, she got it. That phone went to her first.
I text her. My bad, I text her.
You text their phone. You text their phone.
I text their phone. Yo, nigga, I'm on the phone with this nigga.
He walking, I'm with my baby. He like, with my baby right now.
I say, you suck a bitch-ass nigga. Look at you.
Gotta put the disclaimer out early. Oh, that's crazy.
Tell him. Tell him about that.
That's nuts. Yo, Flip is just a fool right now.
We gonna start this fight. Something's wrong with him.
First of all, I posted a story with me and my girl. We in Little Lemon.
We in the mall. Flip called me.
Flip don't call me on a fucking whatever date it is anyway. So he called me like, yo, what's up? Like, what's up? He's like, what you doing? I said, I'm in the mall.
It's a long silence. He's talking about, damn, you can't do shit by yourself.
I said, yo, what you mean? He's starting to die. You with your girl right now.
I said, Dad, you can't even just take a stroll on some chilling shit. He said, you can't take a little walk just in the mall on some ah-ah on some rich nigga.
You just with your girl looking dumb in the face. She monitoring what you say.
He was. He's just going on.
Yo, Flip is an asshole, man. Let's talk to you, baby.
And yes, that is crazy. You can't do that.
Even though everybody know what that text was. Everybody know what that text was.
But you can't send that text. No, you can't send that text.
Okay. Everybody in here is with me.
Talk to them. I ain't said nothing.
I'm with him on that. You can't say that.
You got it. I go right here, my nigga.
Like, what I'm going to do? You wasn't going to do nothing regardless. He was going to text you back.
Yeah, your ass is fat. Now you're having a whole conversation about her ass.
Yeah, four seats down. I couldn't walk.
You know what I'm saying? Talk to my man. So wait, wait, wait.
If you could walk, you would have went to him in front of his girl? No, if I could walk, we would have already caught eyes already. Yo, can I say something, but respectfully, this is what the YG song is about.
The one that was released. I never heard no YG song.
The YG song, he come on with a hard bar.

We'll get to it later.

But the synopsis of the song is, this is why my views are what they are today.

And as I got, took me to get older to learn that,

then my views is kind of different than whatever normal views are.

Okay, so you're saying my man relates? This is one of those moments. No, I'm not saying are.
Okay.

So you're saying my man...

This is one of those moments.

No, I'm not saying that.

Stop.

Because you think you're trying to be funny.

I didn't know what you was doing there.

But it's think this is a normal.

Yeah, that's not normal.

And I think that comes from... Something else.

It's just...

Look at them.

He really think we bugging.

You got to remember that.

That's why he the man.

I'm not saying that y'all bugging.

What if a nigga checking the phone and his girl did? That shit, they feel insulted. Like, yo, I was going to text remember that.
That's why he the man. I'm not saying that y'all bugger.
What if a nigga checking phone

on his girl there,

that shit,

they feel insulted.

Like, yo,

I was going to text you that

in real time.

Listen to what I'm saying.

Everybody views different.

I ain't got that.

Let me tell you.

I'm learning, bro.

Everybody views is different.

Let me say that.

If I text you that,

you with your girl,

I text you,

yo, look at this,

that's your type.

And your girl is right there,

she sees that.

Me personally?

No, I'm just saying,

if she see it, would she not feel it? My girl not going to say nothing. be like who he talking about oh yeah that is your type she wouldn't feel the way that you're I'm answering the question my girl would be like who he talking about oh they into that she is your type you trained yours you trained yours under the board walk that's hard to I see it.
Nigga, you a trainer, nigga. I forgot you type of niggas.
It's not that. We can't get that off? If my wife sees some shit like that, I'm pretty sure she'll feel the way.
I don't know. Because I'm going to look.
I'm not like y'all. I'm like, oh, who? What is she talking about?

Oh, shit.

I tell my girl, yo, Joe just texted me.

It's the girl over there in the red.

Are you a rat?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What are you allowing?

Dog, my girl is my friend first.

Ooh.

So me and my girl got a friendship and a relationship.

So I'll be like, yo, dog, my girl will see a girl in the spot and be like, damn, she

got a nice body.

She got fat.

And I'll be like, ooh, she'll be like, over there in the pond too.

We do that, but that's different.

What do they have to do with your girl's perception of me?

Thank you. be like, yo, dog, my girl will see a girl in the spot and be like, damn, she got a nice body.
She got fat. And I'll be like, ooh, she'll be like, over there in the pond too.
We do that, but that's different. What does that have to do with your girl's perception of me? Yeah, that's totally different.
No, I'm talking about my relationship with my girl. Got it.
What you mean? But what does that have to do with her perception of me being the guy that's texting you in front of her saying, oh, that's a good point. That looks crazy.
No, but he changed. He said, yo, if you said, yo,

if you said to your girl, look,

such, such, such, such, such.

I'd be like. And we dragging.

It's not really a thing.

It was a joke.

It's not a thing.

It's like a joke.

It's a joke.

Don't take our Teen Summit review of it

like it's more than what it is.

It is not.

My girl laughed.

I'm laughing.

We all laughing.

Let's chill out.

Because you niggas will go grab a pen

and a journal.

You niggas will go grab a journal and start adding people and start DMing and making the, what's the fake Instagram?

The Finsters.

You niggas will make a Finster in a heartbeat, boy.

They must have took that little email limit rule off.

Back in the day, it was a limit to how many emails you could do.

You only got like four or something.

Yeah, you can just create more emails.

These niggas. Create more of these niggas.

You niggas is buying more memory space or something.

Just a snitch.

Yeah.

No, to this.

They got the unlimited iCloud.

They not playing.

And whoever creating the avatars, they rich.

Because these niggas don't put their face up there.

God, damn.

That's crazy, yo. That's funny.
Niggas got your avatar Of you Dissing you And The funniest shit about that is My girl knows me Very very well So she know That I take offense To is she even texting me that As if I ain't seen See my boy What? What the fuck is wrong with you, boy? Are you crazy, nigga? See my boy? Are you crazy texting me in this fight? Oh, shit, okay. You think you'd seen something I ain't see up in here, nigga? You fucking respect me at all times.
And her. And her.
Probably. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, yo, that's the point I'm making.
Probably. That's funny.
Niggas think of us. Yo, he's a psycho.
Nug. It's only one of his niggas.
Yo, he's fronting it here. Everybody knows him.
He's fronting. Uh-oh.
What happened? Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Wait, wait, pause that, pause that.
Yo, you pressed the button on my laptop? What's the mood today? Wait, you press the button on my laptop. Who you sending a message to, nigga? You came out here a little somber.
What happened, nigga? Don't speak to your girl through this shit, nigga. Stop.
Stop using the platform for three, we have three million listeners, nigga. It's not for you to get your love off.
That's a fact, what you're saying. But that's not what I'm doing.
I bet. That's not what I'm doing.
Okay, let's... That's not what I'm doing.
Let's go back to... I apologize, people.
Do not get mad at me. I just had to stop it in real time because sometimes my man be doing these tricks.
I'm just trying to catch on. Even though for as much shit as my girl has gotten over the duration of this podcast, if I did want to come in here on some love potion shit, I should

get one episode of that. But that ain't

what I'm doing because that's corny and I don't think it's entertaining.

So I'm going to always kick her back in.

No, okay, yeah. Because now she's going to be mad at me.

She'll be coming here grilling me. Hey, Flip!

But no, this is just

it's a good vibe today. Shout out to our

sister Mel here with us in spirit.

Mel, we love you. We miss you.
Yeah, we miss you.

She should be back with us soon. But the weather's breaking in New York.
That motherfucker white coloring don't get dirty. It ain't like the fucking Camry white.
It's different paint? Whatever paint they put on that shit, that shit do not get dirty, boy. That shit's still pearly.
Glowing in the nighttime. Yeah, like the super good veneer like that.
Like, why you get them veneers? Like, that type of white. Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit. All right, man.
What the fuck is? My little brother going to kill it at the prom. Oh, you let him hold it? I don't know.
I'm talking shit. That's fine, son.
Let him hold it, man. Let him hold it.
Let him hold the shit. Do they know how to drive? Huh? They know how to drive? No, don't let him drive it.
Somebody can drive it. Oh, yeah.
Come on, Joe, he ain't going to drive it. Yeah, he's not driving it.
Show for them niggas. Who, me? That would be fire.
Are you fucking crazy? Why not? You too good to show for your brothers? Yes. The other day I just saw prom the other day with the...
I ain't going to hold you. That would be hilarious.
That would be lit. Joe getting out opening the door for him? That would be crazy.
They get that up. That'd be crazy.
Oh, it's the rose, too, so you got to let the umbrella up. So when Trey went to the prom for his prom, or it wasn't his prom, maybe it was her prom.
He went to a few proms. Real nigga shit.
On one of them proms when I was in Montclair, he like, all right, so this house is going to go. We got him dressed.
Me and him did some dad-father bonding shit. Dope.
Did whatever car we was doing. I think they was doing a limo.
So that means the limo is going to come to her house. Every house.
Get them, and then come over here and get him. And they was going to do the pictures.
Ah, ah, ah. Right? This big, stupid-ass house in Montclair.
So now the limo get there. I come outside.
They whole family lined up right there. I'm all in the front.
Joe Budden in the face. Hey! Hey! Man, I got to go over here, shake hands with this girl's dad and mom and the sisters and the cousins and the nieces.
It's just me and my son. Oh, shit, the whole family.
Oh, shit. It's just me and my son.
It's just me and my son. She got the whole block lit with her people.
I'm just like, hey. Hey, y'all.
All right. Hey, y'all.
Have fun. I hope they last.
Who knows what they're getting into after. It's just like a whole.
It's awkward. It's I don't know how we got there Oh Alright I'm on some love postage I'm just on some I'm just on some Smooth weather break Yo you know who that is? Yeah it's Donnell Jones nigga Nah cause remember you said You ain't gonna have your face All in the screen I've been to Donnell Jones I don't know Where I wanna be I mean it says that I can't see I mean it says that right there Where I wanna be Don Donald Jones.
I don't know. Where I want to be.
I mean, it says that. I can't see.
I mean, it says that right there. Where I want to be, Donald Jones.
Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two.
You know what I mean? She doesn't fully understand. She's got the remnants of a real good weekend coming up.
I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna hold you.
80 degrees. I'll open that weather app.
Yeah. I seen a few 80s.
It wasn't just a random 80. It was like three or four 80s, nigga.
I really don't need to pray, but I need some time. Nah, he the Gaslight King right here Don't play with Darnell Hey Even that line right there Make her question what her definition of love is Even that line right Cause when you love someone You just don't treat them bad He is smoking this gas like shit This is all a con This whole album is a con That's what you think? Yes You don't treat somebody bad that you love And I'm going to leave you alone Because I want to explore the world If that's the case Then why is marriage for better or for worse? They're not married He trying to see if he want to marry you Yeah Exactly I'm.
I'm a young dude. We've been together for a long time.
I want to see what the world has to offer. Wait, you don't think they in love? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They might be in love. Okay.
And clearly somebody did something. But he said not a temptation.
Who did something here? Not just that. He could be in love.
Wait, nobody did nothing. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
All right, you got it, buddy. They could be in love and they got nothing to compare it to nothing to compare to Wait you not He don't know My gaslight point is irrelevant If you think nobody did nothing He has the potential of doing something But he just He's acknowledging He wanna do something Yeah he's acknowledging it She's crying Yeah He wants to leave Wait are y'all playing with me No No I'ma leave you before I go do some She's fucking sitting there crying in front of him Because I'm telling you I'm leaving I'm breaking up with you I'm going to leave you before I go do some shit.
I want to go do some. He's fucking sitting there crying in front of him.
Because I'm telling you I'm leaving. I'm breaking up with you.
Y'all gaslighting me. Y'all are gaslighting me.
Let's go. I want to be where I want to be.
No, I know y'all gaslighting me. Because if nothing was going on, this nigga wouldn't sit here and hit him with a...

I don't mean to hurt you, baby.

Hello?

Are y'all listening to him?

Oh, no, no.

Are y'all listening to this man?

Niggas been here before.

He's still going.

Oh, did I imagine that you would play your major part in a decision that's so hard?

I'm not sure what you're doing. Niggas been here before, he's still going No, did I imagine That you would play a major part In a decision that's so hard Do I need, do I stay, do I don't want Think about my life and what matters to me the more For the lovers, the lovers out there Your love that we share is real But in time your heart will heal Oh my, he is gasp Yo, this nigga is Are you crazy? Okay, let me help the slow people in the back He's getting his shit off in this relationship And somehow has conned this lady into thinking that he's leaving her because of something that she did.
No. You lost me in the last part.
No. No, nigga.
I think you're getting his shit off. I think you got the next shit lined up already.
What the fuck are you talking about? Of course, he's getting his shit off. He got all of that.
But now I'm trying to do the right thing. The right thing for him is I can't stay with you and you are not the person that I feel like I should be with.
So I'm doing the right thing. This is not where I want to be.
No, that's not what his message is. Why is he leaving her? To explore the world.
Yes. Shorty at work.
I disagree with that. I don't want to let you finish.
He's not trying to explore the world. He's trying to explore Shorty.
He got the next Shorty. He got the next shorty on me.
He's not Dora. Dog.
Do you hear the boy lyrics? Yeah. Y'all just changed his lyrics? Nope.
All right, y'all got it. Nope.
I hear the lyrics. He's trying to let her down softly.
That's what he's trying to do. You know why this is funny? That's what he really doing? You know why it's funny? Because it's just definitely the nigga that got off the

I need to explore the world line.

I never, never.

What you went and did

when you explored the world?

Keisha.

I was...

What you went and did?

Fam, I'm...

This don't have nothing to do with me.

What I'm telling you is

I've never had that speech right now.

This is right, yo. Wabbing.
This is right. He don't feel that sad.
It's just not right. The need to step away to explore personal desires and uncertainties.
It's just white. He's going to get his shit off with all the girls that he been getting his shit off with, but he can't because she's annoying him because I'm in this relationship with somebody I don't want to be with.
Hence why I'm fucking all these other girls. No, you said that she didn't.
It's the Gaslight King.

Hold up, and if you think I'm lying,

listen to him.

I don't Fellas, if you've been through it out there

Put a hand up and a hand waving side to side for me

Hey

I had a whole nother song cued up

But we just gonna start now

I feel so bad that I can't be with you no more, girl. You don't.
Damn. He know where he wanna be.
Yeah. He don't wanna be here.
It's gotta stop. He knows this.
This song. He's just trying to make, this is one of those, it's not you, it's me.
Yes, yes. It's that.
Yes. That's what he's telling her.
This song is why women stop doing breaks. This song is why girls say, I don't do the break.
I don't do that break. I don't do that break.
I don't do breaks neither, nigga. If it's a break, it's over.
We break up. Yeah.
I don't do breaks. I don't do breaks.
Oh I don't do breaks neither nigga If it's a break it's over We break up Yeah Oh please I don't do breaks Oh please I never did a break I've done one in my life Why you Why not I love the vibe of this podcast Already Either I wanna be here or I don't So you don't wanna What break Love is not that black and white, buddy.

Because sometimes the shit be fire.

What shit be fire?

Super fire.

The other thing. Super bad.

Heavy fire.

So you think like,

I'm going to let you get your shit off.

No.

But in your mind, you know like,

in about two weeks,

I'm going to go crack that heart.

No.

No?

No.

Freeze, you too strict for me yeah too many ruins

back in the day if i wanted to break what is the break for

if i just finish these drops we can have more of the talk

let me make the applause stop, you fucking motherfuckers. What is this? What's that? What? What episode is this? We'll do it quick.
812. All right, welcome to episode 812.
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Welcome, welcome. So glad you could be here.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us, and we appreciate that. You sound like you hit the 1.5 button.
Let's get back to the... Yeah.
Very good, man. We don't need to ask no questions.
I got some breath. We don't need to ask any questions.
Hey. Let's get right back to the topic.
Anyway, back to it. Get to it.
Yeah. What I'm saying is that, you said, what would the break be for? Correct? The break would be for just space to see.
Just give you space. I'm going to give me space because a lot of times people be around each other

all the time.

Where I want to be.

Like it's COVID.

So I'm going to give you space

just to see.

You clear your mind.

I clear my mind

just to see if we want to be

in this situation.

It's like a two week break.

You're being willfully.

So you putting the time limit

on a break?

I've never done that.

You putting the time limit on it.

Some people give two week breaks.

So you go,

don't come to my crib.

Don't call my phone.

Bitch, you stay over there

for two weeks at your house. All right, let me ask you a question.
What's the difference between that and breaking up? If we get back together, we get back together. There's no time on the break.
What's the difference between what you said and we broke up? You actually have been married his whole life, so I can't answer that. Well, you, you, I'm only replying to you because you said why you do the break.
There's no difference, but what I'm saying is that the difference for me would be I have the intent of going back there and cracking your muffin in about two weeks. I'm going to go knock on your door.
I want the pussy again because it's fire. So let me ask you what happens.
When another baker come in there. Yeah, surprise.
He got different glazed donuts. You don't need that.
I'm honest, nigga. I'm saying I should have to quit that whole two weeks.
So why break up? You don't want to break up then.

I don't care because that's me for me.

Yo, dawg.

I just got to watch it, make sure she's not doing it.

In my former life, I never had a break.

Because you were the nigga that they got a break from.

Because you're scary.

No, because I was doing what I was doing regardless.

I was cheating, so I didn't need no break.

If I was exploring another option, I already had the option on my plate.

So I wasn't doing that.

It didn't make no sense.

I think you're so emotional, you didn't give a break because you were scared to lose her. Honestly, it's.
You're right. Maybe I'm scared that another nigga may have came and took it.
I don't want to say no ignorant, arrogant shit. I want you to say it.
You are a thousand percent corrupt. So you didn't care? Yo, my girlfriends that I was with in the past, I wanted to be there.
If I didn't want to be there, I would have left. I wanted to be there.
Have you ever had a situation where you got with somebody and they came to your crib and end up staying forever? Meaning like they didn't go back. You guys, it became a routine.
I've had girls that I was fucking with. And you lying right now.
I'm not lying. Don't let them lie.
I hate when you do that. That's not true.
Don't let them lie. Dog, any girl that I've ever broken up with, first of all, the girls that I've broken up with in the past, they might have broken up with me.
I didn't initiate, no, we need some space bullshit. I never did that in my life.
I'm not lying. Did you do the shit to make them break up with you? No, I've never done that.
Just ask me. Just ask me.
Just ask me. Yeah, y'all say that.
Wait, stop. All right.
No, I... All right.
Stop, stop. Don't act like it.
You're going to do that with me. No, you ever know that I did something purposely to make a girl break up with me? I don't do that.
Ish, I don't want to do word soup game. You just said that you was cheating, you was cheating.
Yeah, okay. There's been mad instances in your life where you had a situation with a girlfriend of yours where she's leaving or wanted to leave because you did something.
That's happened before. That's not what he talking about.
He talking about when you purposely make a girl break up with you. Like you do some shit.
Oh, just purposely. Yeah, I've never done that.
Yeah, that's your move y'all used to do. What the fuck is the difference if you constantly doing something that's going to make the girl break up with you? Because the difference is when you, in his version, I'm doing this with, in hopes of you're not finding out.
I don't want to leave you. That shit that y'all used to pull was, yo, I'm going to do some shit and get caught on purpose so that the girl leaves me.
I wasn't to leave her. So that she could feel she walked away.
For me, all that shit is word soup. Because if either party leaves and then you reunite later, that was a break.
See, I disagree. Yes that was a break i wasn't the initiator of that i disagree with that i don't care how the break came up i get that you saying hey like that's where i stand on breaks i'm not doing the break thing however if you've taken a break and then gotten back together then you certainly understand the concept behind.
No, I do. I don't.
I'm saying I did that. That's my only point.
I did that. That's my only point.
I don't get that. I'm just saying however you handle breaks and all that, I don't want you to speak as if you can't understand the people.
You never got back with someone after you've broken up. Yeah, but see, that's why the way y'all say the break is like we taking some time to figure out what we want to do.
If we want to come back. So you say the break will be a breakup.
And then if we get back together, we did. But it wasn't a breakup to figure out if we want to stay together or not.
So you're saying the only way a break could be a break is if it's premeditated. Yes, that's the way it's been explained.
The way they said we're taking some time to do X, Y, and Z. That's the break.
What if the breakup wasn't really like a breakup? You were kicking it for a little bit. It wasn't really super duper serious, but then you decided to go other ways and then you ended up getting back together.
That's not a breakup. That's not a breakup.
Y'all wasn't in a relationship. Yo, the break conversation could be great if it wasn't with y'all two because y'all don't know about a break because y'all ain't withall don't ain't with breaks.
But this break conversation, there's nothing about a break that says premeditated, even if you premeditated. Are y'all crazy? But y'all don't know that because y'all don't...
In this song that we're talking about, he said, I just need time to see where I'm going to be. He's gaslighting the fuck out of this girl.
I don't care what y'all say. Stop.
I keep saying that. Okay, if he is, that is the definition of a break to me.
I need some time to see where I want to be. It means I might want to be with you or I might not.
Let's take some time and figure it out. That's a break.
I don't do that. Yes.
I'm agreeing with you. That's what I'm saying.
I don't do that. We break up.
You go your way. I way if and then there's no if we come back together if it happens it happens but we're not breaking up to figure out if we want to stay together okay I agree with you sound like bitches all right we did it I agree with you I don't want to break from you guys here you go here you go here you go here you go come on no nigga

heart disease

idiot

yo how would y'all feel

if I had like a heart

next to one of your

a heart emoji

next to y'all feel if I had like a heart next to one of your, a heart emoji next to your name on my phone? Yeah. I wouldn't know.
I don't want to know. Nigga, Mike, too, knowing this thing.
For real, what? Capital G. Like the heart.
Nigga, with the heart eyes or some bullshit. Don't put no emoji next to our names, yo.
None. How would you feel if your partner had an emoji next to somebody's name? Like a nigga? What emoji? Not an eggplant or nothing.
I'm saying which one? That counts. The yellow face with the heart.
The heart niggas? No. Never, nigga.
So nothing with a heart? No. No.
What if she had the muscle, the metal all... Who was that? He ain't a contractor, bitch.

What?

Answer flip.

He ain't your trainer, bitch.

I'm not playing.

I ain't playing with none of that.

Answer flip.

No.

He can't have the muscle emoji right there?

Fuck no.

Why?

Yo, he better be the best trainer in New Jersey.

No.

He worse.

All right, just a couple footballs.

No.

No. She can't have a football next to somebody's name No that mean he threw your bitch He spiked me too Yeah he threw He did a touchdown Dance on your chick Gronk on my chick Are you crazy You out your mind What's that shit the kids be doing Oh the gritty The gritty on your chick Is you stupid That was an interesting Do that a gritty That was an interesting gritty Are you crazy Hell no You out your mind, yo.
Okay. You can put out.
You fucking, these girl dads are paranoid. Yo, this thing is, you would let your girl, would you let your girl have emojis next to men's names? What's the emoji? Yo, Joe, you're not even playing.
What is the emoji? Tongue emoji. You saw an emoji.
Oh, tongue emoji. You lose your mind, nigga.
What color? Walking naked. It's only one, nigga.
It's only one. Yeah.
Just the tongue. The whole tongue shit.
What do the tongue mean? There won't be one person sleepwalking, nigga. If you see that.
Get up. I'm sorry.
Get up. Joe is going to call you.
Joe saw Joe saw a tongue emoji and shot him on it. Nigga, not just Joe.
Every nigga up here will go crazy. A tongue emoji is intimate.
Yeah. Nigga, a basketball is intimate.
A basketball is not intimate. A football is not intimate.
A soccer ball is not intimate. Nigga, it's a hockey stick.
A hockey stick. All right, so I used to get dunk back in the day.
I used to dunk. Somebody get dunk.
Your girl can't talk to somebody that can dunk. It might be.
Because guess what? Wait, your girl can't talk to somebody that can dunk. No.
No, nigga. Because I'm done with this guy now.
I'm done with this guy now. Stop, Paul.
What? She can't have no emojis. Y'all think your girl don't know nobody that's more athletic than y'all? You're changing the conversation.
Well, you said, I'm talking about emojis, nigga. No.
You might, you might know that, nigga. Ain't no emojis that the nigga can dunk.
If my girl have a hockey emoji. But he can't have the emoji.
So you can know him, but he can't have the emoji. I can't.
Yo, niggas are so fresh. If my girl have a hockey.
You out your mind, y'all. If my girl have a hockey.
I can't believe y'all. Your girl got Lou Will in the phone.
With the dunk. With the layup.
You crazy, nigga. If my girl you crazy nigga if my girl have any girl that I was fucking normally had some of that in her bag cool cool we talking about the emoji nigga so who gives a fuck who gives a fuck if it's the finger roll nigga right there alright me me too alright yo listen me oh man y'all gotta stop care.
Y'all got to stop, yo. If my girl have a hockey emoji, I know that white man that I saw her talking to at work cracked, and I'm going to crack the tail.
What if she hits the update contact button on the new eye pose? And then put the new shit in there? Yeah, she got the new pick of the dude. So what? Fix it.
Oh. Look at Stunley.
Oh, shit. Don't follow me.
Follow me. He pucks your chick.
Follow me. Y'all talking about emojis on some bullshit.

The iPhones

now, sometimes

someone changes their picture and you can

hit update contact and now

the picture that the person chose to themselves is

going to pop up on their phone every time they call.

Even if you don't put the picture.

You don't put the picture.

If you got an iPhone, I change my picture to whatever. When it update Whatever I picked Pops up on your phone now Oh So he's in there In his handsomest Yo so Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is a baddie now What? Nah First of all I'm never hitting update contact No we're talking about girl doing it.
You're talking about your girl doing it and then now her phone ringing and there's some nigga up there. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Yeah, with jersey on.
Jersey? And they got no shirt on, nigga. No shirt.
Doing push-ups. I ain't even got to worry about that because the problem would come from the phone ringing with Simon, nigga.
Fuck his picture? Who the fuck is Simon? Fuck his picture? Yeah. What that is? That nigga stupid, yo.
Wait, why you know a Simon? Not you? Let me ask you a question. What's the...
What's the... Well, I'm going to do it.
Oh, go ahead. My bad.
I'm not interrupting you. Go ahead.
What's an appropriate time your girl has to get off the phone at night? Have to get off?

I love that question.

Not be on the phone at night

with whomever.

Whether it's a man.

A male.

Let's do male and female.

What time should her phone lock off?

You can't be on the phone

past this time

in your opinion.

You run a tight ship.

No, not me.

I don't run a tight ship.

Now this is assuming

she gets to keep the phone.

And it still work, right? Can I stop for real? Like the phone? It ain't shut up in the middle. Yeah, it's her simple.
No, all jokes aside, like, could she get a call from a male friend at 10 p.m., 11 p.m.? Can he call her? Which male friend? What is he mailing? Can y'all stop, you trolls? Who pay the phone bill? She could. I pay the phone bill.
Who pay the phone bill? Ha-ha. But we can't that for us.
Y'all gotta be serious. I just said, yeah, she could.
Your girl could be on the phone like 11 a.m. He has to say that.
11 p.m. Why I gotta say that? He has to say that.
He don't have no other choice but to say that. Because he be on the phone those times.
Why do I say that? Because you be on the phone at 12 and 1. Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah. What do you mean? Don't show up.
I don't know what all this show is. I do do that.
I do do that. So you have to be on the phone at 12 and 1.
What do you mean? Don't show up.

I do do that.

I do do that.

So you got to mute up when she

walk through talking to the muscle nigga.

Who got to do what?

You can't say nothing.

You talking to the baddie at 2 in the morning because that's your

friend? Antoine.

That's her friend. Seriously,

give me a response to that.

That I'm in my house. You're in your house.
I'm in my house. Uh-oh.
And I have to mute up if somebody is on the phone with my girl? No, he said you gotta mute up on this topic. No, he said yo, you gotta mute up.
No, and you gotta be quiet in the background. Shh, nigga.
Don't talk. Nah, bro.
You're not muted in the background. Nobody doing that.
He ain't gonna do that. Nigga, I wish my wife would tell me shit.
He ain't gonna talk. Shh, nigga.
Don't talk. I don't want to say it all.
Nah, both. You don't mute in the background.
Nobody doing that. He ain't going to do that.
Nigga, I wish my wife would tell me shit. He ain't going to talk.
No, she going to be talking. She going to look at him.
Yo, yo. Yeah, mute up, nigga.
The same way she need to mute up when you doing your interviews by the stove. Oh, now she got him.
When you do your stove interview series, I don't hear her saying a word. All she got to do is get up and run upstairs.
Yeah. You can't get up there fast enough.
She got a whole combo. Mute up.
Mute up, nigga. Yeah, you know better.
That ain't happening, though. I ain't seen no more kitchen interviews.
I haven't done no interviews. I know you didn't.
I know you didn't. I know you didn't, boy.
No, no, no. No, that's what we saying.
We saying there ain't been no more of those kitchen interviews with the little fine girls.

Because of what?

Huh?

Because of what? It's not allowed no more.

It's just not allowed no more.

I don't know why.

It's rules.

But they still interviewing.

You know better.

I just ain't seeing you

do one.

You sitting with Mandy.

Yeah, you better

sit with Mandy, boy.

You know better.

That shit may be a fluke.

But why you stop doing those?

My father didn't say that.

Why did you stop doing those?

You know better, yo.

What do we know, nigga? We don't know shit. I don't know what that means.
She cool, though. I spoke to her.
She cool. She fixed him up.
He don't know that I can't have an interview in my kitchen? You don't know that I can't have an interview in my kitchen? They stopped. You did have an interview in your kitchen.
And there was no more. Halle Berry can interview me in my kitchen.
When my girl's going to say she's. My girl's not on that.
Ish, you can talk that Tough Tony shit with whoever believes it, my brother. Clean it up it up nigga You can talk Tough Tony With whoever is The Israelites And all of that I'm saying It ain't been another interview By the stove It's happenstance So make one happen If you him know Long time Nigga would have an interview I don't control that Nigga would have an interview Scary answer She fixed.
Yo, white niggas can't ever just come say, yo, I got fixed up. If that was the case, I would say it.
No, just say it. It's not the case.
Then book an interview. He will.
I don't book an interview. They book me.
So maybe they stopped booking. Yeah, they did.
That's it. Hey, yo, Houston Realtors.
My man, right here. DC Realtors.
Right here. Anybody in Atlanta Realtors.
Yeah, all of y'all. Yo, please book him for a stove side chat.
It need to be like 11, 12 o'clock at night. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Don't do no early 3 p.m. shit.
But you're a fucking idiot, bro. He speaks D-1.
Yo, nigga, you think I don't know your girl seen that interview with you talking on Smoo? You gave her a nickname, too. Licking your lips, eyes.
You gave that girl a nickname. Eyes sparkling.
Yeah, girl. And he unfollowed her.
You gave her a girl. Oh, shit.
How you know? Yo, you still following her? Of course. Nah, I don't know.
Of course. You gave that girl a nickname in the interview.
I didn't give anybody any... Hey, Sherry.
You think we don't know that his girl fits? Her name is Sharon, nigga. But you course corrected.
Yeah. I key.
There's nothing wrong with course corrected. Because your girl be on the phone in the late night? My girl don't have a phone.
Exactly. His girl.
The question was really for him. My wife, not past a certain time.
She can, but... So if your wife is on the phone with her her girlfriend Your wife on the phone With Sharon At one in the morning She can Oh so what's your show She can She can But not with Not with Dante No no Not with Dante from work Yeah What y'all talking about Put me on speaker yo Put him on speaker Let me hear it No fuck the speaker I'm in this conversation Put him on the house speaker You got some house shit.
I want to hear that shit in 3D. I want to hear his tone.

Put that shit on the speaker.

I want to hear his tonality, nigga.

Oh, man.

Why are men so fragile, yo?

Yo, that's crazy.

Joe, we all fragile.

As men, we are fragile.

We don't like to admit it.

Women are way tougher than men.

They are.

Men are fragile.

We all want to hear that shit.

You know why we fragile, though?

In what part?

Wait, let me say this.

With the man shit.

Like, if your girl's on the phone with a dude at 10 o'clock. Well, I would be all for that if she worked.
Because then she might be able to say, yo, this is Terry from work. Where do you know this nigga from? And I'd be cool, but...
that. We frat-jout because of the slick shit we got off, nigga.
Period. We got a lot of slick shit off in our life with our girls in the house or with our girls not in the house.
And then now, if something even looks suspicious, we frat- Oh, whoa, hey, what's he doing? Why they call you 11.30 p.m.? You? 12 a.m. Why you going to the bathroom to talk? You don't agree with that.
Nigga, you know how slimy shit you did, is? A ton. Exactly.
You're not going to allow your girl to be on the phone downstairs in the living room while you upstairs fucked up on the phone with Terry, nigga. 40 more seconds.
That's what I'm saying. Dog, the slimy shit that we've done, your girl, if she wants to do slimy shit, it ain't nothing you can stop her from doing it.
My nigga, she'll wait till you leave. She can wait till the mall.
If she want to fuck with Tariq, nigga, she gonna go drive. You're right.
But we talking about why you in the house. We're not talking about the issue you want to do the extra shit.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga? You pandering to the motherfucker. What the fuck is he talking about? We talking about some other shit.
Okay. Alright, we did it.
We did it. We did it.
We're fragile and insecure. F insecure.
I've been accepted. But we pod well.
That was a mess. I started watching Temptation Island.
I was like, yeah, I am insecure. My girl is trying to make me watch Love Island.
It's like, oh, fam, not tonight. That shit is a mess.
You'll love it. What's Love Island? It's worse than Temptation Island? I haven't watched Temptation Island.
I heard that's a mess, too. What's Love Island? Is it serious? I've talked about it a million times over here.
They're going to show me every island but Epstein's. Like, that's the one that I'm looking for.
I don't want to watch that island. I don't want to see that island.
Yeah, you crazy? You'll be right there. I just want to see the first episode, though.
Are you crazy? I just want to see the arrivals. That's what I want to see.
Yeah, just show me the arrivals. I just watched all of y'all fucking have an orgasm or from Marvel lining up some chairs.
You're going to watch Epstein's Island. Hey, nigga.
You're going to watch Epstein's Island. Hey, just put the chairs of the people that was on Epstein's Island.
That's good enough. I just want to know who was there.
Marvel. Yeah.
Marvel announced the Doomsday, so they put 52 director's chairs in a camera shot and had a camera scroll through all the names, and everybody on the internet had a group orgasm. Going crazy going crazy.
We did. The bar is in hell.
No, no, no. The bar is in absolute hell.
I don't want to step on they moment. The whole cast from the 2000s X-Men movies are in this shit.
So Magneto, Professor X, Cyclops, it's a big deal. So have you seen Epstein Island, Island right and they just have different yachts right the princess such and such pulling up then uh whatever pulling up then the it's cause niggas will go research it and be like oh that princess such and such oh shit that's you'll be right there glued to the TV yo yo one for the audience out there if you couldn't tell this podcast is about absolutely nothing because we refuse to get to the topics number one two I have a question for each that has nothing to do with anything because he just said yacht so I just want to know it about my man so when you be out of town right on like a vacation somewhere in south of France or wherever you be at and then Sunday coming that's the day that all the yachts go and have the party by a little rock or a mountain that fucking the King of Zumunda fucking put a spell on 100 years ago.
And your yacht pull up to somebody else's yacht. Like, you got some people in your yacht, people in their yacht.
Like, what's your vibe? What you do when the yachts get together and now the people in the other yacht is looking at you. They're like, yeah, yeah.
Song is on, music is on. Like, what'd you do? First of all, I'm...
Yo, you're an idiot. Yo, you just on bullshit, yo.
No, because you just said yacht. So I thought of when I was on vacation, and they was like, you know, at 4 o'clock on Sunday, that's when all of y'all get together with the billionaires.
I'm like, all right, nigga, pull, pull up. We pull up, the niggas.
I'm like, oh, pull away. I got a boat.
Pull away from these motherfuckers. No, it depends.
You got a boat. Them niggas got a yacht.
It's different. Oh, my Lord.
And it depends on who you with. Yo, we, come on.
Look, if you out there with them niggas Stop acting like You wouldn't be Wide open Yo, whoa Oh, you niggas Maybe I don't know It depends on who you with I'd love to see That little yacht ride From last week That you would have been Right there next to him Single you? Oh, at the Diggs yacht? Not enough was said About the Diggs yacht party Yo The little The Diggs brothers, the yacht that they got with all of the girls that were there. Aren't I like? I was unaware.
Where was that? It was a nice sight. Miami? I think it was Florida.
I think it was Miami. I think so.
I don't know. Sure.
I wasn't invited. How's that make you feel? Fine.
But, nigga, if we had, look, if we were single and had a joint right next to him, we'd have pulled up. I'd be like, oh, look at all my old work over there.
Yeah, you can't say that right. You could.
Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.
They came together. Oh, shit, you got a new tattoo.
You looking good. Oh, you got your lips up.
You looking good. They following me.
They get paranoid. That's a joke.
That is a joke. But it did look like fun, and a couple of bitches started fighting, so whatever.
You got to be kidding me. What do you mean? Fist fight? It was a little fisticuffs.
Oh, my God. I can't take you hold.
Yo, you're a baddie, yo. How do you know that?

Yo, how the fuck do you know that? How do you know that? The video was online.

Of the little fake fight.

Oh, I just seen him popping it. I ain't seen no

fight. Oh, of course it's a, come on, stop it now.

You know better than that. I mean.

Anyway, we sound like Ethan's. Come on.
We are.

What else are we doing? What else are we doing? Oh, speaking

of fucking having an orgasm,

all right, so you going to the Chris Brown breezy bowl? I am going. Absolutely.
You know who he is. I'm going to a couple dates.
Chris Brown, Bryson Tiller, and Summer Walker. Summer Walker.
Stadium tour. Hey.
You got damn right. Let's go.
Let's go, Freeze. If the mentalists had to guess who would be on the couch, it was Chris Brown.
He is 100% going. Right here.
Let's hit that round of applause for Freeze. That boy's going to go nuts.
Pulling up the East Rutherford straight from the car wash. With the Chris Brown shirt on.
Sure am. And pants.
No, no, no. I'm buying merch there.
And the jeans. Yeah, but you still got to have some on.
Nah, nah. I'm buying some shit there to put on.
So you're going to show up and just a tank? No, I'm is your show. That shit going to say, send station on the back.

You goddamn right.

Yo, that's crazy.

20-year anniversary?

That shit going to be crazy.

Are you kidding me?

I just going to be in this room.

You going to be there, too, though.

That's the funny shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Y'all niggas play all you want.

Hey.

You know what that's going to do.

And it's in August.

When you going to support your cousin, yo?

And it's in August in the summer. What are you talking about? When you going to go support him go over there.
I just went to the last Chris Brown show. Did you see him? How you feel? Did you see him? Did they introduce y'all like this shit cousin? No, I ain't never meet that nigga before.
So you boys don't fuck with his... To fuck...
Are you... Are you worried to meet him? Hey, to fuck with his cousins, you gotta fuck with his uncles.
To fuck with his cousins, you gotta fuck with his uncles. And you know he ain't fucking with his uncles.
It's like a battle. Like those cousins is getting to it out there and then these cousins is...
This niggas are fools, huh? So you... It's different cousins.
You can go through life without them acknowledging or him acknowledging or any of the cousins that you... I'm 49, my nigga.
But are any of the cousins you speak into like getting busy out there like on some Chris Brown shit? You know how many people in the world not getting busy on Chris Brown shit? Are you hot? But it's different when Chris Brown's in your family. Nigga, Chris Brown is a one-of-one.
Ain't nobody getting busy like Chris Brown, nigga. He's a one-of-one.
My family is fine. But he's in your family, though.
My family is good, bro. My family's cool.
He's in your family tree, man. You're looking Tito Jackson in the face.
You're trying to get him. He might even be Tito.
Yeah, that's a lot. You're trying to go around the jokes with, like, some logic shit.
Don't do that to Tito. I don't give a fuck about it.
Don't do that to Tito. If they're looking real, what's the other mutt? Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
Marlon. Marlon.
You stupid, son. No, you got to go to the studio.
Don't say how they tell you, bro. Let them introduce y'all, bro.
For what? Let me introduce you to your cousin. It's the right thing.
Anyway, it's all right, bro. You got too much ego, son.
How is the ego, nigga? I'm not going out my way to get introduced to somebody. That's your family, nigga.
I don't know him. Yo, we just joking with you.
I'm laughing. I'm chilling.
Careful. It's crazy.
I'm good. I'm coming back to shoot at you, nigga.
You can shoot? I don't care. We ain't going to be there the same way.
It's going to be a different experience. But I'm going to speak to you.
I don't know what he's talking about. If I see you, I'm going to speak to you.
If I see you. It ain't just going to be some pod shit.
It ain't no pod shit. It ain't just going to be like some co-worker shit.
Nigga said you might not see him. You might not see me.
He might be on the couch like Mel. I took care of you last time at the show and got you your tickets.
If that's true, I got to shut up. It is true.
It is true. If that's true, I got to shut up.
It's very true. I know he got my ticket.
You even said it on the pod. I said that on the pod.
that on the pod Big Freeze got my ticket I don't remember Freeze getting me my Chris Brown ticket He did No, he didn't He didn't go He got him though No, he didn't go and then he had to go get him Yeah, I got my ticket He got his on his own No, you had tickets for the show you wanted to go to at Barclay There we go Yeah, but let's correct the record Freeze got me some tickets, I dubbed them No, No, no, no. That's whack.
No, no, no. Hey, hey, listen, listen.
Let him get his shit off. Let me tell my story, yo.
Let him get his shit off. Let me tell my story.
Freeze got me some tickets. I dubbed him.
I dubbed him. Y'all went on like some type of group field trip.
No, no. Y'all just telling my story, yo.
It's a totally different date. Y'all packed sandwiches.

Y'all met up like in the lot and walked in together.

We had a tailgate.

I dubbed that experience.

Hit the gang.

You know what I mean? It went like on my own

No but Freeze is the man too

So let me not show you

This is funny

Freeze got my tickets

So you say what the fuck you want nigga

You wouldn't get shit without Freeze and Mandy

Oh shit

They don't never get shit like

Freeze, Mandy and Danny boy

I'm not in the entertainment dance

Thank you. You wouldn't get shit without Freeze and Mandy.
Oh, shit. They don't never get shit like Freeze, Mandy, and Danny, boy.

I'm not in the entertainment business.

You got it.

I don't have connections in the entertainment business.

You are in the entertainment business.

But you are in it.

You are in it.

Yeah, I am.

I don't have connections in the entertainment business.

Well, gain them.

Wait, what?

I gained them, nigga.

Freeze is my connection.

You can get them.

You know Freeze, Mandy, Mouse.

You know Mouse Jones.

And he just got the new big round African earrings.

I don't have... Freeze is my connection.
You can get them. You know Freeze, Mandy, Mouse.
You know Mouse Jones, and he just got the new big round African earrings. I don't know Mouse Jones.
I met Mouse Jones one time in my life. That's my guy.
But he did just have the big... Oh, yeah.
Leave that man alone, bro. The wood shit.
Salute to him. Come on.
He's going back to his roots, nigga. You know me, Flip, Troy, Rashad, Simba.

Ian Dunlap.

Listen, your network is disgusting.

Yeah, see?

Who else?

Who else? Who else?

No.

Caesar.

You know Caesar for sure.

That's your man.

Who else this nigga know?

S.O.

S.O. could get you in.
This nigga shit ain't got no bitches but Mandy. That shit is ass.
You right. Told you I don't have no bitches, man.
You're too attractive of a guy for your shit to not have no bitches, man. Wow.
I'm not in the entertainment business. All right, let's move on.
It's three years in. He's going to start this bullshit.
You are in the entertainment business, bro. That nigga's light-skinned Batman.
That nigga's like the fucking silver server. I don't know what he's doing.
Yeah, silver server. He just go through shit.
Nigga like, vision. He told me last week that they parked my cullinan in the back because he was coming, and now it's just no bitches on the shit.
That's not an industry relationship. More of a who you be kind of thing.
And if you be one, if you be who you be over here, then it's what they don't know is. That come with a little.
Hey. They don't know.
It's ish. Who is ish? It's ish.
They don't know. It's ish.
It's ish. It's ish.
You that niggaiggas, huh? Yo, you a bitch. What the hell do I miss? He ain't got niggas.
Yo, you an idiot, bro. He trying to be humble.
You trying to get that humble. That's how you get it.
Being humble. Oh, no.
I'm good. Nah, nigga.
We see through all that shit, nigga. I got binoculars, nigga.
Night vision. All right, well, let me get some Chris Brown.
You know what you got? And I'm definitely going to that fucking Chris Brown shit. Yes, me too.
Yeah, I don't want these jokes to fly and people think I'm bad. When you see me, I'll be there.
For sure. Good to see you too.
A shit show. For sure.
Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm not missing that.
Wouldn't miss it. Can't wait.
You know what he's doing. What he's doing? This is audition for the Super Bowl.
You think? It's called the Breezy Bowl. That's the tour.
And I'm going to show y'all what I do in the stadium. And I'm going to pack them out across the country.
Yeah. They love him, though.
And he just killed the arena tours. I'm killing tours every year.
Now I'm doing stadiums. I went over to South Africa.
I went to one of the biggest venues in the world. And packed that show three nights.
Are you shitting me? If I seen my cousin doing that shit, nigga, I'm following the bus. My cousin can't go do all that shit.
You're an idiot. And I just be home like, nah, we never met.
Nigga. What? We about to meet.
We about to meet. Auntie.
Look, he's got too much pride to meet his cousin. Too much.
All y'all do is go to a family reunion with that shit on. Yeah.
Family reunion. He watched the show.
Your hoodie got your name on it. Nigga, put duty on and go to family reunion.
Are you that ish? Yo, you're an idiot, bro. Oh, shit.
Nah, that shit gonna be. I go to family reunion with his merch on, nigga.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Fuck it? Fuck it. Groupie ass.
Show ass out of here. It's okay to be a groupie sometimes man Okay For your family? Yeah Y'all are related It's love Got you Look at you He don't want to be one of those niggas Let's start talking about love and family to this nigga boy Alright come on Get a nigga long man What we got? A prize bag What else? Where we at? Where we at? Sleepers.
Where we at? Damn. Damn.
Yeah. But now, actually, me and Ice are all going to have two different experiences.
I'm just going to the show. Ice is going to be at the meet and greet.
I know your joke was coming. Yeah.
Get yourself off. What's the pose? Nigga, didn't you win a picture last time with Breezy? And a hug.

And you didn't get it?

And a hug.

You supposed to get the picture you talked about.

Wait, Ice got you a hug from Chris Brown and you shitting on him like this? You said I forgot to ask for the picture when I was back.

You said I forgot to ask for the picture from Breezy.

I remember that shit.

Yep, he said it.

That was a hug?

No, he said a hug.

No, and you said you want to get your hug because you need that energy.

Yeah, I never said that about Chris Brown.

You did.

You said it here on the pod, nigga. You said it here, my nigga.
Did I say it? Don't pull that. Yes.
Don't pull that. I don't remember shit.
Yeah, don't try to play. Hey, Ben.
Hey, Maisie. I like him light-skinned.
What? He got that energy. That nigga cool.
I've been around him. He's cool as fuck.
I don't remember saying that about Chris Brown. I want a hug, too.
If I said it and they going to correct the record on the receipts,

then cool.

I just don't remember

saying that.

You said I forgot

to ask a...

I remember you said

you went backstage,

you got your dap,

you ain't get your picture.

I wanted to get a picture.

I did want to get a picture.

I didn't get a picture.

Pay the stack, nigga.

That's it?

Never.

Come on, stop playing.

Stop playing.

Now you treat him

like he chumped.

Can you imagine

we here,

he paid the stack.

I slapped fire

off this nigga.

No more. My eyes got to go to the meet and greet and pay the stack? here? He paid a stack.
I slapped fire off this nigga. No more.

He no more.

But I just got to go to the meet and greet and pay his stuff?

You got to sit and park shit now from now on, nigga.

If you pay for a picture of a breezy, sit over there, nigga.

Don't sit next to me.

I just going to wear his cuffed jeans.

Was it what?

Cuffed?

The shit that better.

I know those shit.

I just going to wear his shit.

What's that?

Cuffed jeans.

Do you remember back in the days you used to cuff your jeans? Oh I wasn't talking about that Oh Nah I gotta look Yeah I gotta look You know when we used to cuff When we was younger We cuffed our jeans up He's not talking about That's not what he's talking about He talking about Snigger Joe is stupid Yo you're a fool Like the old Apple Bottoms Yo where the shit The Kendrick joint Where joint? Where your shit is sitting a little bit. All right.
You got to go to the mean reals. Only you.
Hold out, boy. All right.
Only you. All right.
You got to go with the fresh BBL. With the padded skims.
Get the skim store first. With the padded skims.
Oh, man. Oh, my Lord.
All right, come on. Something had to come out.
Something had to come out in music. Something had to come out in music.
A couple things dropped. Dirk dropped his album.
It's called Deep Thoughts. I'm going to give Dirk some grace.
I did listen to the project. And I can tell this is a really hard project for him to put out, given everything that's going on in this.
Are you about to be serious for a second? Content-wise? Ice is about to give Dirk grace. I jumped off that bandwagon into some Simone Bows type of landing.
As soon as I seen the exit off this bandwagon, I left, traded all the stock in. I am off of this one.

Toss to ice.

I'm still a fan.

I want him to be alright, but sorry, buddy.

I'm not with the music drops.

I can even understand that.

In your position, you might need

you know what I mean? I get it.

I get it.

With what his content usually

kind of revolves around, given your current legal predicament Yeah You wouldn't be smart To do that True So you're in a sticky Spot here True I got a drop In the album They muted certain lines Uh You know It's And I could tell Some of these songs Might not have been the songs I might have had other songs I wanted to go instead. Yeah.
So with that being said, I didn't enjoy it as much, but I understand it. So I'm not going to, I'm not going to really shit on it.
Cause this is a real tricky album to try to put out right now for the type of artist that he is. Right.
There's a couple of songs on there. Be clear.
It's a couple of joints on there. He can't talk about sliding and all that other shit.
He can't. Like, there's lines in there where he's saying, you know, I paid for bail for such and such with money from a feature verse.
You can't say that now, so you have to blink the name out. You have to, you're trying to talk and be who you are, the voice of the streets, the voice of the trenches, but I'm in a real bad legal predicament right now.
I can't really talk. Is J.
Cole on the album? No, Cole's not on. The features are J'Nai.
All right, it's the little choir that was there. J.
Cole. I was just about to say, that nigga should have went and got Cole and did a whole album.
Half of that choir. At least Lil Jerry.
Anybody. One person.
It's not many features, but none of them. It's J'Nai, Future, Huncho.
I might be missing somebody, but that's it. It's like many features But none of them It's Jene Future Huncho I might be missing somebody But that's it It's like four features Oh Lil Baby Freeze let me ask you a question I don't want y'all No I'm bad I am going to interrupt you real quick Because I don't want to forget Yo This shit is so entertaining Now I don't want y'all to stop I want to be alive To see y'all totally kill this hip hop shit That's what I'm about to ask Freeze I'm about to ask.
I ain't going to. I ain't going to.
You think that hip-hop is out. I'm too invested now.
You think hip-hop is on its way out the door with all the incarceration. Let's kill it.
No. Let's kill it.
That's only this portion of hip-hop. Yeah, there's a certain brand of hip-hop.
Maybe that drill rap, because again. A lot of people are incarcerated, Paul.
The people that are making music about killing and actually killing are going to have a hard time making music. Yeah, but they had control of the market for a while, right? I mean...
I wouldn't say that, but they had a run. They were being pushed.
They had a run. They were being pushed to the forefront.
Yes. They had a run.
So how does that look now, right? I mean, we're not taking the... A lot of people have been shitting on the Cardi album, right? What's his name? Playboy Cardi yeah people have been making fun of that and like the music the artists that people look forward to seeing are currently locked up not dropping but that's only a small portion you still have rappers that are dropping you know what I'm saying you still got but are they moving the needle it's over man it's over are they moving the needle I don fuck with y'all.
Fam, Kendrick's Luther has been number one for how many weeks now? Oh, yes, Kendrick. All right, you got that.
One person. You got Drake is still drinking.
Nokia is still moving. That's two people.
The type of music that's... No, no, no.
Names more people. I mean, the charts is just them right now.
I don't... I'm talking about the charts.
Who's dropping? Whoever you want to name to fight the game. I think rock and roll.
Neil Diamond, nigga. And the Bee Gees.
The Bee Gees. Yo, this shit is dead, dying fast.
You think it's selling ass for a fraction of a fraction of a penny. But they've been doing that.
Albums are dropping less. You are seeing musicians less.
More and more musicians are having to get it from the backyard or from some other means. They're not giving you the money that you earned.
This shit is over, man. This shit is fucking destroying and rebuilding in front of us.
And that's not what we're talking about right now. That's maybe a deeper conversation.

But a large portion of this

shit is all of you idiots

just talking about shit.

It is, yo.

It is. Yo, listen.

I've heard more yellow beezy

verses than I've ever heard in the last two weeks.

To my surprise,

he's nice.

I would never know that because I tap out of a certain faction of hip-hop. The yellow Beasy kid can rap.
And when I hear the rap, guess what he doing? You guessed it. Tell him.
Tell him. I'm like, damn, this nigga nice, but he's telling right now.
All of these niggas talk too fucking much no what's happening

now I'm talking about that

that sector of it

listen

what's happening is

you got

street niggas

gang niggas

rapping

it's not rappers

talking about this shit

you got people

that's living this shit

now saying

hey let me try to rap

and

we got this thing

about hip hop

where you gotta be authentic

we champion authenticity

we want everybody

to be true to who you are

Thank you. shit.
Now it's saying, hey, let me try to rap. And we got this thing about hip-hop where you got to be authentic.
We champion authenticity. We want everybody to be true to who you are.
So their idea of that is, okay, let me tell y'all who I am. No, but you don't got to be specific in all the shit you did.
They don't know the difference. NWA was talking about street shit.
Yeah, but all the rap was talking about street shit. Ice Cube wasn't a street nigga.
Somebody was talking about street shit. Eazy- I'm talking about Yeah, just easy You know what I'm saying? Just easy But I'm saying A lot of these kids today Are doing way worse shit Than N.W.A.
was talking about And doing And telling their real stories They're not sitting there Telling what my mans And them did What I heard These niggas putting in The work themselves And talking about it That's my point though And I ain't even talking about them because they powerless. It's the people that are giving them the situations for them to do what they want.
But even that, Joe, Mobb Deep was talking about shooting that out in the hallway and all that other shit. Listen, let me finish.
Mobb Deep might not have been doing the shootouts, but if you are an artist and you can paraphrase what your experiences have been, you don't got to say, yo, I caught that nigga outside the 7-Eleven at 3-Eleven on a Friday and he had on a blue shirt. You don't have to say that, bro.
If you're an artist, you can say, yo, we caught him. But these guys aren't artists, back to us.
That's what I'm saying. They are not artists.
They are artists. They are, but they're not.
They're becoming artists. Some of these niggas can rap.
For sure. That still don't...
That'll make you an artist. Artists is secondary to what they do.
I'm not going to... That's what I'm saying.
I'm not going play by play I'm gonna say yo we caught this nigga over here wet the car up da da da da da I'm gonna rap my shit but some of these guys might not be the most poetic so they're not like good with the little metaphor and not just that the rappers today their biggest thing is being called out as a fraud alright so to them they feel like I gotta let you know I got to let you know that's our shit. Guess what they going to call out? Roll call.
No, no, no. Listen, we on the same side.
8C, 21, 24P. Yo, lock it.
I agree with you. That's going to be bad.
That's one of the fundamental differences that I found way back in the day when the gang started to infiltrate Jersey City and was just running up on niggas and trying to see what's good. You down, you not, get down and lay down, whatever type of shit it was.
Like Casanova had a phone call the other day that went public. And in the call, he was like, yeah man, I'm telling you, because don't you know you have to denounce your shit publicly if yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
So yeah, man, such and such a smart, he got on the record he said that shit indicated that shit and my brain early on would say even if i wanted to be that it seemed like the smart way to be that and do that with the most success is to not announce it yeah no yes and no hold on i'm not arguing it i'm not arguing it no there's the other side of that I know what I know what that is so I'm not arguing it I'm saying what my brain said strategically when yeah that's all I'm saying but some of them niggas you can't denounce it publicly and some of them niggas are the reason you get to move around the way you move around so they're going to be you can't separate It's the reputation of what some of the niggas stand for. You can't just denounce them.
Yeah, you got to bring that. When you outside with them, the protection, how many people coming out because you represent this gang.
Social media is insane. I feel like a lot of this shit is fine.
A lot of niggas that denounce end up getting DP'd. Yeah, but you know what happened too? This is somewhat a good topic.
I keep saying it. Some of this is a real good topic.
It is. Also, what happened, the same way that we talk about labels removing the sub-labels and production companies that develop A&R and basically day-to-day handle their acts, right? Like a Rockefeller, a disturbing peace, a fucking murder anchor.
But when there's the erasure of all of them now and the label wants to become the direct to the act, there is nobody that understands culture, monitoring culture, fucking day-to-day managing culture. So it's just a clusterfuck.
Let me ask you a question about that. I would agree with that.
These niggas are purposely looking at niggas to give them deals who... We know what you're going to do and we know you ain't going to be here long.
We want you to do this. But look, let me ask you a question about that.
You mentioned the the disturbing the pieces and all these sub labels right from the artist side who's been hearing the stories of okay if i sign to you then then you're signed to you then you're signed to you i'm getting even less money it make you not want to go that route anyway okay but you know what i'm saying yeah i understand that but now there's less stars too there you go you can do it your way i'm. I'm telling you how to be a star.
True. Right.
And I'm telling you that with my relationships and my 30, 40 years in this business I know the ins and outs so you gonna do this. Also back in the day the people that were running the production companies and the boutique labels and such and such were usually street dudes that were trying to steer the artists to not really be street dudes.
The music industry should have handled the hybrid of artists that now is also the street nigga. Like the car industry handled the thought of hybrid vehicles.
There was a time where they thought that was just going to take over and then they looked at analytics and was like, no, the economy and the mass audience is not ready for just hybrid cars 100%. So slow down on the production.
Let's get back to what we're doing here. True.
And slow roll this. It's too many, too fast, too soon with all of these.
I think that's the internet. But it's programmed that way.
I mean, the numbers, the clicks, the attentions, the internet, they only pay attention to a video. Let me ask you a question.
Because y'all say that a lot, right? But from a business standpoint, I'm just the business standpoint. If I see that all of these artists that are coming out, right, they just fly-by-night artists.
They're not sticking. You get what I'm saying? Like, no disrespect to Dirk and them.
Them niggas was hottest fish grease three years ago. It's not sticking no more.
So I would look at it and be like, yo, how could I revamp this so I could get a Ja Rule, so I could get a Luda, so I could get somebody that could get a 10, 12 year run that we could be profitable with. That don't make sense in a business stance? Of course it does.
It may not. It may not today.
It may not. Not today.
It may not. Because of the microwave society we live in today.
So now it's just... I could keep getting a run.
I could just keep fabricating new artists and keep cracking them. I get seven of y'all and I could hit y'all one, one, one, one, one and then go get another group.
Versus building with one and then, God forbid, you learn the game. You gotta learn the the game and get hotter.
I'm going to always try to get the star quarterback on the rookie contract. For the cheap.
Absolutely. You watch a kid, let's say a kid in West Bubblefuck, and just start dissing people that he had issues with and see the numbers on that video.
See where it goes. So now the labels, they're predatory.
They take advantage of that. But there ain't no longevity in that.
I mean I mean, but to them, they're not looking at longevity. Instant gratification is the main component in this game.
We look at kids getting killed. And I was about to say, it's over.
And look, not to be, from the label standpoint, not to be fucked up. You work more when you die.
True. So if you got a couple projects, them shit's gonna shoot up the the charts.
Now I don't got to break nothing down. It is some longevity there.
Rest in peace. They still streaming Juice WRLD.
They still streaming Triple X. Rest in peace.
And I low-key think that these labels in the contract got some sort of insurance on these niggas when they pass away. Absolutely.
To make them get money. Like, it's some crazy shit going on.
It's risk assessment. That's crazy.
It's risk assessment, bro. Again, as a person that's worked in regular insurance, you look at a situation and you see, hey, what's the chances are what we got to pay out? Yeah, we just talked about this.
Yeah. So let's weigh it all out and then we move accordingly.
How did niggas speak to you when they didn't agree with your quote? I wasn't doing that. I was doing the claim.
Nigga said, what nigga? Oh, what I tell you? In the event that you Oh, no, I had people go the fuck off. No, he ain't had to see him.
He was on the phone. He don't want to phone.
I don't got to see him. But no, no, I've had people go the fuck off.
You got lucky. I know what you talking about.
He told the one you go there with the little cuticle. Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, now you come out with the clipboard.
Yeah, nah, they got, now they got the iPad now. That's the adjuster.
Then nigga stick your head in the clipboard. Nigga, I go to ICE and get fucking military insurance, boy.
You won't. Nigga, are you crazy? I hear you.
Nigga, I would get the best deal ever if ICE is in that cubicle. Okay.
What? Me too? I don't think so. I don't think so either.
Just to whip the shit out of ICE. You're going to jail.
You're right. You're right.
Hey, yo. Talk about what's up shit you want.
Make this say 20 a month, big dog. Yo.
No, I'm going to make this say 911. Yo, this your name on this nameplate? Yo, you Lamont? Oh, okay.
Yo, oh, okay. You Lamont.
This your home address, right? Yeah. This your last name? Yo, check this out.
Terroristic. Next month, you start paying my insurance.
For a year. All right? Yo, I think it'll be wise for you to pay my shit.
Tariq. Hold that thought, big dog.
Nigga, what? Food stands for the insurance. If I walk in this place and freeze is in the cubicle.
What? Nigga, you better fix me up, nigga. No deductible.
I got you. No deductible, nigga.
No nothing. Till I'm 75.
Fixing up. I'll make your offer you cannot refuse.
Niggas is so dumb, yo. Let me run this up to change real quick.
You ever notice that people like the insurance, they always get choked. When niggas don't punch them, they're choked.
You see the repo, dude? You see the video of the repo, dude? Those niggas get choked, those. All niggas that go out.
There could be a door again. The Jehovah Witnesses, all niggas, everybody get choked.
I'm putting ice by the little green plastic garbage. They choke the insurance.
Your head is short. You can get into the chair.

You'd be dead before Arsenal could pop up.

Give me some other arse of open, though, son.

He's thinking I need one.

Did you see my license plate is X.

Nigga, stupid.

My X, Y, C, C, 4, 5, 7, nigga. Oh in the fucking front.
XJA, I got it. I got it.
I got it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Yo, stop, yo.

You can't see it.

Yes, you can.

They choke the shit out of niggas.

They choke the shit out of niggas like,

freeze.

I can't fix my sister insurance since I'm up here, too, now.

Take the points off.

Freeze, stop, freeze.

Don't say freeze.

Wait, I'm laughing. Wait.
I freeze wait I'm laughing wait

I got

I'm telling you now they put their thumb like this wait you know why it's funny wait stop I'm doing prize picks holy shit they let the turkey with the one hand nigga What the fuck did I say there?

Nick, look.

Ah!

Ah!

Nick, Nick, I. What the fuck did I say, nigga? Nigga, like, huh? Oh! Yo.
Nigga, the nigga fall into the laptop. They let the whole cuticle fall.
Yo, I would choke. Yeah, I'd choke ice to all the cuticles.
Nigga, they can laugh like Domino. Nigga, give me the fuck.
Nigga, be like, give me a statement. Start a staple of your head.
Start a staple of your head. Start a staple of your head.
Oh, shit.. Park, stop laughing.
Park. Oh, man.
No, listen. Y'all niggas are stupid.
I got prize picks coming soon, number one. But let me just say this first.
This is why it's funny. A few months ago, Ice-T got pulled over.
Oh, shit. I remember that.
By the police. In Jersey.
Mm-hmm. Down the block from DMV.
And he. On his way.
Yeah. They said he was down the block from the dmv yes sir and he had an exchange with the cop that wasn't the greatest but all ice he kept telling him was yo man the dmv is right there i could walk there so it didn't go the greatest but the longer the video played and and once they said this was in Jersey City, and I just started watching the background, I know that DMV.
That's the DMV right there by Kerry Woods all of us go to and get our shit off. By 440? No.
Well, yeah, if you come up to 440 and take it all the way down. All the way down.
Yeah, and go up, the DMV right there. That shit used to be empty back in the day.
That's the one. That shit used to be empty.
But boy, that made the Ice Team video so much funnier because that shit is literally where he got pulled over, you could see the DMV in the video. Oh, no.
It's right behind him. And they still fucking.
That cop just being a dick. Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God. Cop having a bad day.
Want to take it out on somebody. And shout out to that DMV over there by Curry Woods.
Maybe hold it down. They hold it down.
If you don't want a line. Anyway.
What? Listen. No, that was a DMV.
DMV lines, boy. Facts.
I used to have a plug and money. Ain't nobody used to know about that one.
I used to have a plug. Y'all did.
But Essence County niggas ain't know about that. My man passed away.
DMV. What Ice-T shit oh no they eventually did let him the sergeant the sergeant came cause he wanted to tow the car he like you ain't supposed to be driving so now I'ma tow it and Ice-T was going over you're not towing my car call your sergeant and the sergeant came and knew Ice-T and he had to exchange yeah let him but the shit was literally 50 feet away from...
Yeah, he had his paperwork.

Fucking cops.

That power, bro.

That fake sense of power.

White power.

White power.

And they get tight when you driving something

that they know is

out of their reach.

Yeah.

Ice-T got toys, too.

Yes, he did.

That nigga had toys

for 20 years.

He still got them?

He had them for 20 years,

30 years.

And they pull up on you

and some of them shits

while you in some dusty shit. I ain't gonna lie, that nigga made me feel.
What up, Joe? Remember back in the day? That little Dunkin' Donuts? I get out that van, that nigga just pull up with the big white shit. Like you said, it's different white.
Yo, my van white and that Rolls Royce white was... Ice-T was making niggas sick on this little road over here.
Word, this block, boy. This back when niggas was broke.
If you had a binge, you was popping. And looked to be that for the foreseeable future.
If you had a binge, you was popping. This nigga just floating down the street.
Shit, like the tires don't even touch the ground. Get on a cloud.
Ice-T pull up and act like he don't even see your car. Like it's invisible.
Like that's how much he respect the game. Cut you off, turn over.
He ain't gonna say nothing about it. And he gonna speak.
He ain't gonna speak. Oh, no, no.
Friendliest guy in the world. Friendliest person in the world.
And you gonna watch him pull off. As a man, you ever be in that position, you just gotta watch a nigga pull off.
God damn. No, you start playing with the radio till they leave.
You gotta to open the gum, open your water, get your shit right. Go the other way too.
I don't want to get pulled up next to this nigga at the right. Fix your rear view and all that.
Yeah, go to that. I'm a bust his left.
You go that way. Some bullshit.
That's your street up there. That nigga's the greatest.
Yeah. Oh, I had a funny joke just now.
But. Nigga.
Nah. Yo, your brain is different, yo.
This nigga brain just think inappropriate shit all day, yo. I'm just due prospects for that.
Go ahead. Got it.
I'm just due prospects. All right, nah, I gotta do it.
There you go. Come on, dawg.
I gotta do it because it's fun. It's too funny to do it because I'm old so you just got to reminisce.
And I remember a time where Coco was doing the motherfucking.

Coco was doing the hosting. And you niggas used to pop up at the hosting because Coco was on the flyer.
And Ice TV right there. Bow.
What's up, nigga? Yo.

It's going crazy.

Nigga, he's right there.

Nigga, Tony Cork, Coco in the club.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to Coco. Legends.
And the dog. Sometimes Ice used to have the dog.
You got the fly ass car

and a dog.

You in that dusty ass car

he's looking at.

Dog smelling your car.

Yo, dog like,

poor.

Dog like,

I don't even want to piss on this.

Damn.

I ain't putting my piss on this.

You can be away from this shit.

Get the poverty out of here.

Oh, man.

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That's right.

Yo, listen.

That's right.

I was asking when my sister Mel coming back uh she should be back soon she should be back soon yeah you know cause I've been sitting and thinking doing a lot of clocking yeah I've been sitting here thinking right like I know she's on leave or whatever she's doing she's getting paid you know what I'm saying so I was wondering if I could get extended that same grace I would have been killing him nigga three parts off I would have been in the UK like this yo shout out to niggas what's up bro what's up bro we in it we in it the niggas is strict here it's cool I respect it but I don't but I want let get me back on that mail shit man I came here I've been killing it you want the male

I need to get back to it

she get a special treatment

I mean you probably

got more involved

in that

she get like

perpetuity on

I ain't gonna say nothing

but come on

I need to get something man

yo you good on your schedule man

shout out to our sister male

yo it is that seat though

it is

it is absolutely that

the seats hold weight

yo it is

it do

absolutely that seat

I want to be free

I just can't do the antics

you can be free though

you can do exactly

what males do

it's just gonna hit

a little different

Thank you. At least from here, anyway.
I'm going to turn on you, son. What y'all do outside of here.
I'm going to turn on you soon, yo. It's favor to me.
And it's going to hurt me. It's favoritism.
Because I love you, son.

No, we can't.

We for life.

We for life.

Locked in.

That's why you're in the situation you're in now, nigga.

Blood in, blood out.

That's why you can't.

You don't know when you're.

No, you're going to say that.

Yo.

You're so dumb.

What are you talking about? We blood in, blood out, bro.

He's stressed.

In a good way.

He's stressed.

Why he's stressed?

In the positive.

You know why he's stressed.

I don't know.

And when Sade leaving, yo? I don't know. And when Sade leaving you?

I don't know.

She won't tell me.

And every time I ask her,

she get mad.

Oh, yeah.

You can't ask.

Yeah, you can't ask that, man.

Why would you?

What?

I done asked 19 times.

Because it looked like

you're trying to set something up.

What do you mean?

Why you need to know

what she's doing?

You can't keep asking.

You can't.

Yeah, it makes sense.

Are you buying a ticket

for her to go home?

But of course.

Don't be stupid.

So what I'm saying,

so he has a right to ask.

No, he don't.

No, he don't.

Whenever she won that ticket, he could afford it. No, she already got the money for the ticket, nigga.
I don't agree with that. I think that's odd, but you got to respect the gang.
You got to, yeah. You do have to respect the gang.
Fam, how do you ask your girl that comes from out of state? Yo. Yo, when are you going home? By the way.
So I know how to prepare. When you leave.
Prepare for what? Prepare for what? Prepare your flight. She got that, nigga.
She got to all of you. You got to just ask other questions.
Are you crazy, nigga? You got to ask other questions. You can do your shit and I'll be right here when you get back.
You can't look at your girl and say I got shit to do. You can't look at your girl and say, yo, when are you leaving? What do you mean you can't look at your girl? Corey don't have a girl, don't want a girl, and has made no change in his behavior that appears that says a girl will just pop up

by mistake Corey.

Yo, when you look at a girl?

I got some shit to do.

What does the summer

of Corey look like?

No, no.

As to why you asking me

when I'm leaving.

Yo, why you leaving?

Why I gotta leave?

I got some shit to do.

Corey gonna flip

that house money

right on the bitch.

I'll be here when you finish.

Fuck you, crazy nigga. My baby won't tell me and she get mad when I say I don't ask 15 times.
I understand why she's getting mad. I understand.
And every time I ask, she's saying, oh, that's how you want it? Don't worry about it, champ. Not champ, but sweetheart or something slick.
I got you. I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to let you know. And then she don't ever let me know.
So it's a trick. Because it begs for you to ask again.
Hey, that question I asked you and been asking.

Same answer.

You ain't in.

I'm going to let you know.

What is your reason for asking?

Yeah, I think that's weird to even need a reason for asking.

I agree.

I'm with you.

I think that's weird.

Y'all ain't going to give me your trouble at home.

Baby, I'm playing.

Y'all sound crazy to me.

I don't think we sound crazy, though. I do.
I do. It's hard to ask my wife the same thing.
I don't think we sound crazy. You asking your wife when you leaving? No, my wife, if we're somewhere.
When are you going to do something? That's different. That's not saying.
When are you leaving here and going home? That lives out of state. When you leaving? When you going to get to fuck out my face? No, you can't do that.
Can't do that, Corey. You can't gonna do that Joe does have a right to accent When she's I ask my girl that Because when she's around She encompasses all of my Fucking time and attention Because that's how in love I am So if if I'm asking you, I'm asking to see when I could go back to talking to my parents regular, go back to talking to my kids regular.
Don't say that. I go in like a love cocoon when my baby is around and it's just our world.
But at some point, I have to show up and be Joe Budden. The same amazing Joe Budden I am to you, I have to be a different version of Joe Budden to the world.
But why you can't do that while she's here? Now you're walking into a trap. You're setting yourself up.
You're setting yourself up. I'm telling you, you're setting yourself up.
If you say that, what you gonna do when y'all live together? I'm not saying shit. I'm not saying shit.
If you feel that way, what's that to do when y'all live together? I'm not saying shit. I'm not saying shit.
No, if you feel like that. If you feel that way, what's that going to mean when y'all live together? Exactly.
You're going to be telling her, I can't be my real you, my real self when you around. I can't be my best self.
I told her, we going to get a condo on the same block or something. Okay.
Like I told her. You're going to cause problems in your family, nigga.
I can't. So what's going to happen when she want to just be at your house? Oh, come over.
I don't want to leave. Don't.
But then you're not in contact, but you're not speaking to your family. You're not speaking to your family regularly.
Yo, I'm just podding right now. And she's going to listen to this shit at some point.
So chill. I'm just podding.
Y'all asking me questions like I'm for real. I'm only podding.
No, you're answering them like you're for real. Because anytime the camera's on,

I'm going with the flow of the play

that we got going on. Say less, say less.

You're right. Sade.
Y'all know that.

So y'all get in. No, you serious?

Expound. It's like, oh shit.

I'm trapping me.

Giddy ain't going to be the only nigga

hitting a half court shot. Oh my God.

Keep running the plays. I love you, baby.

All right. Marvin Sapp.

I'm trying to do some positive shit first when we get to Marvin Sapp. I got reached out to by high school.
I already asked him. I asked, I think it was months ago.
What'd you ask? Some of the high schools in Newark, me and Ice was donating money to... For the men.
For the prom. For the prom.
For the men. Tuxedos and shit.
I wanted to see if everybody wanted to put them so that's dope how much y'all donated we didn't donate yet we getting the donations you wanna do a boomer donation y'all wanted to donate we know how much y'all gonna donate probably five five what thousand each yeah nigga oh y'all y'all niggas that nigga's got where they getting the tuxed from They showing up It's a fire shit Them niggas is killing it They rentals $5,000 a piece They renting Oh this is a scam This is a scam if I ever want Yo dawg This is a susu nigga The rental company It says it's a susu Holy shit Yo How many kids y' What's wrong? Have you rent 20 tuxedos for the boys? Nigga, they 200 and something dollars a pop. Nigga, you went to the school in the 80s.
Them shits ain't cheap no more. Yeah, okay.
We said 20, though. 20.
You do 20 times 200. What you get? My thing is, if they don't have money to get dressed for the prom, then...
They shouldn't go. They should stay.
Hey, Joe. They should stay at home.
Yo, Joe, you a fucked up. What is wrong with you, bro? Now you had the prom broke.
We got to rent cars, too. Yeah, what else we got to do? I stay business, bro.
I'm helping where I can help. Imani just said he went to the prom on the train.
With no corsage. And because we love him, we don't ever say

what we think about

those times.

When he says it,

we kind of just let him go

because we love him.

Oh, man.

But anyway,

no.

What you trying to say?

No?

Is it no?

No, nigga.

Are you crazy?

I donate to the damn

school.

You feel like that too?

My white brother.

Yo?

His prom is different. He don't need that.
His prom, he can take a bite No I'll see Alright I got you Hey me too I'll see you tomorrow Hey baby Oh man Maybe Terrible Hey It's alright When you need the money by Like a couple weeks It. It's April.
It's about to be April. Am I ever going to see the tux? Yeah, nigga.
Yeah. This nigga, yo, what's...
Never mind, bro. It's all right, bro.
You want to see the tux? June 11th. We got time.
What is it? Portobello? Where y'all going about? Them little niggas catch me right in the fucking Target parking lot with some fucking Mars bar. Candy.
Talking about something. Hey, Mr.
Button. Would you like to donate? Let me tell you what I do.
Juvenile football team that keeps us out of the street and away from crime. I quizzed them.
No, little nigga. Get away from my car.
I quizzed them niggas. Yo, what position you play? Hey, yo, fam.
Before you get your pitch, get your pitch right. You lying, nigga.
I tell them. It was with a a bunch of candy You ain't quizzing Give me the box I got quote one time Cause I gave them bread And I put it on the gram Them niggas like Yo Them niggas from Jersey Yo I swear to God He just got you Yo Nah I quizzed I swear to God Nigga I did that I get them niggas of mine That's why I put it on the gram Sometimes, nigga.
They can get me. So, real quick, we're going to talk about Marviss App.
Later on, I want to tell y'all about this show, The Good American Family on Hulu, which is some type of miniseries about the story of Natalia Grace. She's a little girl that had fucking dwarfism and fooled some family into thinking that she was seven years old.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a movie out.
Yeah, yeah. On Hulu hulu is a show about it right but in relation to what we're saying with saying no to the charities or the kids with the candy or whatever in episode one of this show the family is looking to was looking to adopt and something happened so now that they got this dwarfism kid the adoption place called up the the family was like listen, we got a daughter, we got a girl that we think you would love.
So I'm in bed watching. I'm like, tell me more.
So they keep going. Yeah, she's seven years old.
Her last family didn't want her. Whoa, whoa.
Wait, come out. Then she kept going.
is ukrainian and i got more questions already but go ahead wait this is the best show in the world i can't wait to tell you about it but anyway they said her last family didn't want to kick her out she has dwarfism she's ukrainian and we don't have any of her school records or dental records but she's just looking for a home this is what that horror movie was based on too it just came out orphan of some child yeah orphan because they reference that movie in this well anyway so the mom is on the phone oh then they said and don't for what a they said, well, unfortunately, we only have 24 hours.

Oh, and you put on the clock?

Before we have to send little Natalia off to a forest dorm.

So the mom was like, oh, don't worry, we'll find the money.

Nigga, me and my girl was in the bed.

Ain't no fucking way.

That's the problem in America.

Bye, Natalia.

Facts. Quick.
This is not the orphan that I wanted. Dos Madanias.
Some little Ukrainian that the last family didn't want. That has dwarfism or some shit.
Nah, hey, wait. Hey, find her a family that's going to love her like her own.
It ain't here. Oh, that little bitch will never see sunshine from a window in this house.
I'll tell you that one. Ain't no love over here.
People just don't know what to say. No now.
Hey, check this out. I see the previews.
I ain't gonna hold you. My nigga, do you see that girl face? That's what make it funny.
She look 90. She look like a little girl from The Exorcist.
Stop, because I want to talk about the show. That's what makes it so funny.
Yo, if you have a sense of humor, this is the best show in the world. It's not supposed to be funny, though, right? No, it's not supposed to be funny.
But if you have a sense of humor, this is the best show in the world. Because, listen, I've seen the real story of this.
And we're getting to Marvin Saps on. I've seen the real story of Natalia Grace.
In the real story, the girl don't look weird. She just look like an older girl.
She's 14. She's a little fucking kid.
This girl and this shit, they doing the old dwarfism thing. This bitch looks nuts.
She looks absolutely nuts. When I just looked at her, I would have been on a phone.
She looks nuts. Why y'all playing with me? I would have returned to Sender so fast.
Get this girl out of my house. Fingernails all hard.
This all. But wait, and the show is so funny now because the wife is onto it from the ring.
Yeah, early, early. And the dad is not.
The dad is treating her like a good boy. Stupid ass dad.
It's just like a good boy. It's just like a good boy.
So she's like romantic like some freaky kinkship that she's doing with the dad is not. The dad is treating her like a good boy.
Superdass dad. It's just like Orphan.
It's just like Orphan. So she's like romantic, like some freaky kink shit that she's doing with the dad and older men.
It's like nothing but Orphan remix. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. This is the funniest shit in the world.
Did somebody die from this? Die? No. I seen the previews, yo.
In episode three, the little girl, the mom finds some bloody socks in the room.

She's getting a period.

Wait, the mom, in episode three,

the mom picked the door.

You said she's seven.

She's supposed to be seven.

The mom picked the bathroom door open.

The little dwarf girl, and she said,

ah, close the door.

So the mom looked at the husband, who hasn't believed anything, and said, yo, this girl got hair on her pussy at seven years old. Then the mom finds some bloody socks in the room because the girl is hiding her period.
And she keeps telling the husband, and the husband don't believe none of that shit. This is the best show on television right now.
Now you got me. This show gets you the most bang for your buck, buddy.
Now, if you laugh, first class trip to hell with your buddy. Meet and greet.
Meet and greet. Oh, this show is the best.
But anyway, Marvin Sapp. Oh, man.
Oh, man. Your man.
Your man. Marvin Sapp.
She tried to kill the mom. She in there trying to poison her.
This, yo, is the greatest. Mom driving.
She fucking blindfolded the mom. You lying.
The mom telling her husband, yo, this bitch is trying to kill us, and she's an adult, and get her out of here. The husband's dumbass.
No, no, it's my baby. I love her.
Little dwarf girl saying, I only want daddy to bathe me. Yeah.
This is orphan. It's just orphan.
Okay. Nah.
This is awesome. I'm watching this one.
Nope, nope. Three episodes out.
Hey, go ahead and give it a swirl. Got you.
All right. Marvin Sapp.
Marvin Sapp. What did Marvin Sapp do? So Marvin Sapp is-

Committed a crime?

Word.

Kidnapping?

Marvin Sapp is video going viral

because he's instructing his ushers

to close the church doors

so he can demand money from the parishioners.

Lock the people in until he gets 40 bands.

Oh, shit.

We got a clip, though.

It's better. You got to hear it from bands.
Oh, shit. We got a clip, though.
It's better.

You got to hear it from him.

Yeah, please play this.

Ushers, close the doors.

Close the doors.

Close the doors.

The ushers looking at him like,

we all going to leave together.

Y'all ain't going no place but to the restaurant there's 1 000 of you tonight and those that are watching it's a thousand that's watching online they're doing the math this is a small seat if i get a thousand online to give this if i get a thousand in the sanctuary to give this that's forty thousand dollars tonight i'm challenging each of you all down here

to give a twenty dollar seat i actually think twenty dollars a lot of money

twenty dollars believe it or not when my late wife melinda p sap was alive was a good date

i could take her to the movies buy a box of popcorn get one soda two strong year was 77 that's why I was looking at her eyes she's looking at mine can't do that no more now everyone up here we've all sold and seeded but I need everyone standing up here with us, with me, to plan a seed of $100. $100.
Dead ass. Because, again, it costs us.
Because the niggas in the choir be thinking they get a pass, niggas on stage. Niggas said it costs us to sit up here.
It costs us to sit up here. So put your 20 away.
Yeah, because them dudes in the Congress thinking they ain't got to pay. No, you pay too.
That 20 wasn't for you. You got Sister Jackie because you're on this pulpit.
And this is what I need you to do. If you electronically or you're giving tangibly cash after church i'm gonna have y'all come to the altar bring that up here though i need to see a thousand people moving i need to see that bring them baskets bring i want the baskets up here i want to see the phone y'all i want to see the phone y'all can bring it right now come come come come true even if you're giving tangibly just put your hand on the that's what i got to do in the strip club when i cash app them three grand they want to see it in the phone before they give me the money now play the organ organ player you gotta pay too organ player you give me some money now you over there playing up here's a privilege yeah give it to you That piano of here is a pressure that piano organ wasn't great crazy is worship giving is worship yo you get 40 from online and 40.
time to talk it's ain't the time to talk a thousand people need to give it twenty dollars a thousand people need to get twenty dollars a thousand people online need to give twenty dollars This is easy, Saints. Come on, Saints.
This is an easy miracle. Send that dub.
We should be able to raise $40,000 tonight just from y'all giving. Marvin Sapp.
That's it. Close the church doors.
Yo, the ushers was looking at him like, huh? Yo, close the doors, nigga. Yo, my nigga, close the door.
Yo, close them, nigga. Yo, I'm talking to you.
Close the door.

Fuck it.

Close them.

Hold up for two seconds, y'all.

Somebody got to grab the microphone and DJ Boo from Cut The Club Music Down and made an announcement.

Yo, anybody here that has a white Mercedes, it's running.

Anybody here with a white Mercedes, I just got the text.

Your shit is running.

Thank you. running.
Anybody here with a white Mercedes, I just got the text. Your shit is running.
So you might want to get up and go and cut your shit off, Corey. Or leave it, nigga.
I didn't give you no jump. Alright.
You go ahead. You go ahead and keep

sit there and be Mr. Cool

if you want.

Hey,

that was our favorite

shit in Jersey, girl.

Somebody grab the mic.

Hey,

that Dusty Mitsubishi.

There's always some bullshit.

Yeah,

that fucking Civic,

that orange shit.

With the blue door?

That just got in the accident?

Please get up

and move your shit right now immediately.

Or we will have it told.

Sorry about that, y'all. What was that?

Marvin Sapp, man.

Marvin Sapp. Pay that door.
Marvin Sapp net worth being worth

$5 million. Is that his

net worth? That's what it just said online.

That seemed a little low to me. Triple that.

Yeah. Triple that.

Told him, yo, shut the door. You can't get out.

That's a kidnapping charge, bro.

You got to pay the ransom to get out.

It's ridiculous.

It's just 20 bucks.

I don't care how much of it.

Don't tell me I can't leave.

You can't.

You can leave once a white come up here with a 20.

What's going to happen?

The Usher's going to jump on my ass?

Hey, Marvin Sapp, stop overspending, gang.

I know what it's like. Never would have, gang.
I know what it's like.

Never would have made it.

I know what it's like.

Look, look, look.

Or Q.

Yo.

I know what it's like to spend.

That's crazy, son.

And you need the money back quick.

So you try to pull the moves.

That was clever.

But the thing about it, you forgot the camera was there.

They're recording you.

You look crazy.

They got that 40, right? You got that 40, though. They got that 40? You got that 40, though.
Yo, dawg, think about that. They don't even got to mail the money no more.
They can just cash app you while you on air. Yeah.
But it seemed like... Watching that seemed like an urgency.
Like, he need the bread. He needed that tonight.
He needed it-ish. There's no way that doing it like that.
Don't cost that much. Hey, yo.
Take that out, Parker. You can't talk like that.
That was one of your lies. That was a joke.
I would be a man. Where's Mormon sat back? Where's the church? Say something where you get some backlash.
I'm cool. And have your little Chad GPT friend text him.
Say it. Say it.
I got enough backlash. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm cool.
Yo, this song has a whole new meaning for me now. Hey.
Turn him up. Turn him up.
Whoa. Hey.
Oh, I never could have been. Yeah, but some of y'all niggas came up in the church.
So y'all came up with, y'all know what's going on out here. Me, nigga.
Don't y'all try to blast Marvin Sapp. Y'all pastors was doing this shit.
For sure. Do you know what they're doing now in certain churches? Not like they're doing it.
You have to give them your tax return. No bullshit because your tithes are supposed to be 10% of what you made.
You have to give them your tax return and they do the calculation and that's the

number we want. I swear to God, I've

seen it with my own two hours. You motherfuckers, stop

sinning in the week so

you can go to church and pay for your sins. Enough,

nigga. Pay some tides.
Stop sinning.

Nigga, stay home. Nigga, watch church

on YouTube. The free joy

too. The white pastor, Pastor John

Grossboar. He do it for free.

He's not all the theatrics, but he get the message across. Ain't no shouting.
Ain't no shouting. You can't show your outfits off and your big hats.
The white church, the band be ass. They made the organs.
Funeral organs. They don't No drums Ain't no drum They got a little recorder flute They got a flute A little violin baby Here go little Timmy from down the block Gonna play his recorder for the Lord On the key of on the violin.
Yeah. Like some niggas hit you with it.

Dun, dun.

Dun, dun.

And then I said

hiccup that cymbal

with the bass.

That's it.

Oh, Sabrina

done got up shouting.

Auntie done got up.

There she goes.

Start jumping.

What?

And now it's on.

It's over.

Because now somebody

seen Hush Out,

now I got to beat Hush Out.

The white organ player

play like this.

Three hours of that

before the service.

The white church

they be trash.

Sister Mary

is playing some bullshit.

The black church

they be like, I'm killing that shit.

Drama gotta get a solo.

They kill it in the black church.

The musician in me is getting depressed by this topic. Why? Why? And I don't want to step on a good joke because, boy, this is funny.
But if we would have just had a better attorney or better representation when racism was being decided on the outcome would have gone differently

like this is a huge nugget of leverage at the at the racism negotiation table church band right some the head of whoever was repping the whites in that should have went back and told the rest of the whites actually they did it was too obvious so they definitely did hey if we with racism, there's a chance that they'll leave with the bop and our churches will remain this way. Sauceless.
For eternity. Fox is right.
And some even smarter white popped up and was like, or we can continue racism and find a way to steal the bop. They didn't figure that one out.
And that's what Elvis gave me. I'm here to tell you.
Shit. That's the fuck they did.
They own the bop. That's the fuck they did.
Oh, okay. They did it.
Yeah, they do. We bopping for my son.
No, we stopped. Unless you're on Empire.
Hey, them motherfuckers. They got it.
No,'t going to lie. They got the fly.
They got the fly piano in the church. Oh, no, it looks dope.
With the horns up. That shit be trash.
Oh, you don't play with the white shirt. What's the shit with the bells is built in the wall? What's that shit? Yeah, that's the organ.
That's the pipe organ. Yeah.
The pipe organ. Nah, the developer put them shit down.
It ain't a musician. This whole street of shape.
If that organ get to play. He's right.
That's the devil's advocate organ. For real, that's the shit when the devil came out in Devil's Advocate.
You remember that? Yo, your mind is sick. He's right.
Yo, you crazy, Joe. For real.
It's just been 50 feet tall. It's a pipe organ.
That's the shit. When that shit played, whatever animal is in the stained glass windows is jumping off.
Yeah, yeah. The cougar is going.
Desperado guitar playing, nigga. The devil is coming.
Oh, my God. You stupid, yo.
No sauce. I'm just be 900 feet tall.
The white developers? It's built in the wall. That's where the whites want to.
That should be on the other side of the organ, too. All the way over there.
It should be dope in a little triangle coming down. And they got the bell, too.
They got the bell, too. They got the real bell.
That's where we should have won in the race negotiation, too. The little girl from the orphan up there rigging it.
The white niggas should have went back to the white's length. Come on, man.

We're not going to be able to build all this shit.

That's what we call it.

The other white niggas said. The other white niggas said.

They'll build it for us.

White pie.

I think we can get them to build it.

No, the other niggas said, yo.

No way.

No, there was a white niggas in doubt.

No way you'll get them to build it.

Yo, let that wall down.

And if they don't want to build it, we'll just go overseas, man. Let the wall down.
The whites have the good Lord. We'll give them an offer they can't refuse.
We have the state attorney and the first case. First case, fix racism.
Public definition. All right, let's talk about some racism for a little bit.
Everybody is kicking LeBron James ass for going to Pat McAfee's show and not a black person's show. And this LeBron versus Stephen A.
Smith thing is ongoing. It doesn't seem like it's going to end.
Heated up the other day when LeBron did Pat McAfee's show when the Lakers played Indiana the other day. Pat McAfee's show comes on immediately, immediately after first take.
Yeah. After first take.
So this was LeBron just getting his shit off, and boy did he get his shit off about everything. I'm talking his relationship with Michael Jordan.
He went back to the draft being rigged. You could tell from the way that the hat was sitting that he was on bullshit.
He was on total bullshit. He had that shit low like this.
That nigga sent shots at Brian Winhurst, Stephen A. Smith, just all of sports media basically.
He went crazy. He went crazy and there are conflicting feelings on it.
Some people love it. Some people hate it.
Stephen A. then replied on on his show it just doesn't look like this thing is going to end anytime soon lebron says steven a has been on a taylor swift like tour uh tour run talking about their encounter which started with steven a saying i had no intention of ever talking about this encounter up until I heard the Richard Jefferson leak.

Then he had so much to say about it.

So they've just been going back and forth.

I don't know if you guys have kept up with any of it.

Well, I've tried to.

It's ongoing.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Yeah, it's ongoing. I watched LeBron.

I watched Stephen A.

Then I watched Stephen A again.

There might be more.

I don't know.

I'm starting to feel like.

What's LeBron's reason for doing that to Stephen A? Did he give that reason? He don't fuck with him. Yeah.
LeBron doesn't fuck with Stephen A. That part is 100% clear.
They don't fuck with each other. If I'm Stephen A, I want this to keep going.
Yeah, of course. For sure.
Stephen A. Stephen A selling content.
Nigga, I just got this big contract over here. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. No, you don't.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
No, you don't. In the content game today, yeah, you do.
No, you don't. Tell me why.
You sat there and just told us about niggas shooting at other niggas at the top and all of this. You got the biggest athlete, fuck athlete, the biggest brand, biggest star damn near in the world.
It's damn near marketing for you. Yes.
You telling the label, yo, dog, who could LeBron come out of hiding for to give this much attention to outside of myself? Nobody. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. You hear what I'm saying? Like, if you're okay with standing in the villain role, which we've seen Stephen A.
Smith do countless times, then it don't affect you. It's like academics, or you, or somebody that don't mind it because the gig is the gig.
It's not like me, and it's not like academics because we're independent contractors, and we do everything we do for the most part independently. Got you.
Stephen A. Smith is not that.
And let me paint the other side for you. Go ahead.
I'm going to listen. Stephen A.
just got his big contract. Actually, all this shit broke on the same day that it was announced that he got his big contract, five years, $20 million per.
Talk about it now. First of all, let's clap for that.
Clap that up, $100 million. First of all, let's clap for that.
I'm sure a large part of his negotiation was the standing of First Tank take, the ratings of First Take, and how long they have been number one, and the separation between them and whoever number two is. Pat McAfee for Stephen A represents

Joe Rogan to me in the

Spotify deal. He came

in, new way of doing things.

They're allowing him to curse.

They're giving him

the big guests and Aaron Rodgers

the other guests.

We're not seeing him on the first date.

Aaron Rodgers was his man prior to him

even getting that.

That was his leverage. I got something that y'all can't get.
But it ain't just Aaron Rodgers. It's Bill Belichick.
Yeah. There's a different, there's a different caliber and cachet to the guests that are on Pat McAfee versus what we have been seeing lately from first take.
That matters here. Okay.
That. Okay.
So now you have LeBron James, who doesn't do this at all, coming to park on the show directly after you for one hour, totally unfiltered. What that does for the ratings of what somebody is looking at as your competitor

you don't want that to continue

no you don't

because when you go clap

back and he did clap back

it will never be as

loud as one LeBron

clapping back and two

a strategic meticulous

petty LeBron clapping back

because that move with Pat McAfee is a petty move

absolutely I love the pettiness

of the move but that's a business-altering move. It's not just a, hey, we chit-chatting back and forth.
See, that's where I disagree. I disagree, too.
You can disagree all you want. It's what ESPN is looking like.
This ain't my fault. Nobody else over here can get LeBron to come out the house and address them.
That's one. And then LeBron not going to keep going to Pat McAfee.
I have my own platforms, two of them, where I could keep addressing this nigga every single day and everybody going to tune in to see what the fuck I got to say to him. It's not going to be good.
LeBron are going to keep going to Pat McAfee to go back and forth, back and forth. LeBron ain't going to keep going nowhere because LeBron is media.
So the one time he popped out, he popped out to what some would say is your competitor even in the same building. And I made those numbers for the day do something different.
True. Yeah.
No, that's not good. That's not good.
There's no world where that's good. For that day, it's not good.
I think long term, it could be good. No.
People want to hear Stephen A. Smith's reply.
Not that many. Not that many.
And not for nothing, he didn't. Hey, I went on YouTube.
The YouTube click hit a million in seven hours. Okay.
For which? For LeBron on Pat McAfee. Right.
In hour eight somewhere early. It was at a million pretty early.
I'm just saying it's tough to compete at that clip. And if one of the more powerful voices in the world just focused their energy on you solely for the next year because you was talking about my kid you would have to be a a brilliant A-level spin artist to turn that into a positive I don't see it as good I don't I think it's good too because Stephen A steven a's initial clapback was on his platform exactly and what are y'all talking about how could it be good i just signed my contract i'm locked in for five i'm locked in for the next five years at 20 million per whatever i do to the numbers it don't do nothing to change what i see.
But it does for his show.

The heels.

Yeah.

So let's just say, I don't know his numbers.

But let's say. Real quick.

Real quick.

I'm looking at the numbers.

I looked at the numbers.

The full episode, LeBron on Pat McAfee, 1.5 million views a day ago.

Stephen A fires back on first take 1 million views.

That ain't that far off, bro.

So my numbers is up too.

I don't think it's good.

And on his show, 1.16 million.

So that's my point.

So let's say hypothetically Stephen A. Smith is used to getting 400,000.

I don't know his numbers.

I'm just making up a number.

And now I got the 1 million because of my beef with LeBron and I got a mic in front of me twice a day? Come on, bro. Like, you welcoming that.
Absolutely. And I think ESPN may be welcoming that.
Of course. ESPN gonna welcome all of it.
ESPN is universal. You could also potentially run the risk of isolating or not isolating, but burning the bridge to some of the relationships

that you so covet in the league.

That's a different argument.

It's not a different,

hey, when you do that,

don't do that.

It's the same argument.

But those, I disagree.

My question is,

is the risk worth the reward?

I'm going to answer you.

I think that.

That's my question.

It's potential you burning the bridge

with this one particular person,

but you also could be the mouthpiece for a whole bunch of people that had your same exact sentiment. I was scared to say something.
True, but... But they're scared to say something.
I know. So now you...
Oh, so they don't tell me. So now you're not necessarily burning a relationship.
So then don't tell me that you echo my mouthpiece because that's not support. The nigga that's standing back there that feel the same way I feel, they won't talk, that's not support.
But it's not a bridge bridge that got burnt it's a bridge that might have been yo and I'm only bringing that up because the rumor circulated shortly after that there are certain NBA players that were standing against Stephen A. Smith like that rumor went out I'm not just throwing shit at a wall it's possible I'm sure that could be true but now now if that's true you think the opposite could also be true that there? That there were certain NBA players who will now fuck with Stephen A.
Smith now that the line is drawn. When you say opposite, I look at it the other way.
There will be certain media members, that's what I'm seeing now, a war being, a war being inflicted between certain sportscasters and media members and people that cover the NBA and actual NBA athletes that are media because that's the other side of this too. LeBron James is media.

Yeah. Draymond is media.

They media.

That's the same kind of media though, be clear.

They had it there. It's media.
Media's media. They had it there.
If I'm

around the clock journalistic media

24-7 damn near with Stephen

A. Smith and LeBron James pops out

for his show

for a couple months a year, it's not

the same media. It is the same.

That reminds me of, for me that

I'm sorry. today Smith and LeBron James pops out for his show for a couple months a year.
It's not the same media. It is the same.
That reminds me of, for me, that reminds me of Dubby 20 years ago telling me that the rapper with the hot ad-lib will always beat the rapper with a hot verse. Because the hot ad-lib is just a hot ad-lib.
It's just a quick line and the fans know the line and it's, oh, shit, we got 30 billion fans screaming ad lib, and you just sitting there rapping good. Rapping good ain't going to get 30 billion fans.
Yes, Stephen A is him in his world. LeBron James saying anything.
Drake saying anything to anybody. Like, it's media is media.
Yeah, but all right, use your Drake example. I agree with that.
Use your Drake example, though. Drake sitting down one time with Aiden Ross' media.
Cool, but yo, stick to that example. Go ahead.
Use you for example. Don't use me.
No, I have to. You say it's up when you and Drake engage.
Oh yeah, no, it's up. So that's what, from a Stephen A side, I got LeBron to engage my nigga.
It's up. I want that to be up.
Well, that's why I didn't want to use me and Drake because him and LeBron, they're saying that we haven't fucked with each other for, well, maybe that's true, me and Drake. You and Drake.
I've been saying y'all don't fuck with each other. I kept telling you, y'all don't fuck with each other like that.
The way LeBron did that interview was Drake-ish. They just make it sound like it's been 15 years.
I don't feel like that about Drake. If Drake gets online tomorrow, it might not be the same.
Same shit. But if Drake gets online tomorrow and a huge part of his one-hour interview is 25 minutes of it is directed at Joe Button, you welcome that.

You definitely welcome that.

If 25 minutes of his one-hour interview is basically headed, no matter good, head of your way.

He's addressing you. Yeah, you do.

You want that.

It's up.

I know you're going to come in here like, hey. Paywall next episode, nigga.
What? Pay-per-view. Absolutely.
We make sense, my nigga. Well, I'm not saying you're not.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't have a horse in the race.
No, no, I'm just saying. And I'm not saying that you don't make sense.
Of course. I'm just throwing shit in the wall.
Are you standing on the side that Stephen A. should stop because he was the antagonizer in the situation? I think they both should stop.
You're speaking more from, I understand where LeBron's coming from. That's his son, Stephen A been antagonizing the situation.
I think for Stephen A to say y'all was never going to talk about this, but then I heard the Richard Jefferson clip. I do agree that he's been on a run talking about it.
On the flip side, I understand going on a run to talk about the biggest guy in the world. Let's not do the flip side.
Let's talk to you as a person, as a fan of these individuals, as a supporter. I think this is an unnecessary crash out from Stephen A.
Even if LeBron is crashing out also, it's not going to be looked at that way. It will be by some people because there's a lot of people that take LeBron out that conversation now because of this.
I think a lot of people look at it as an unnecessary. It's on both sides to me.
Not me. I'm just talking about from what I'm hearing.
I hear a lot of people saying it's an unnecessary crash out from LeBron. I say it's both.
I've seen that too. I've seen a lot of people saying like LeBron has crashed out unnecessarily because a man is doing his journalistic job.
Yeah, but you can't tell people how to father. I'm not disagreeing.
That's where Joe's doing. That's where LeBron.
Joe, we're not talking about who's right or wrong between the people. We're talking about the perception of the onlooker to the events that have gone on.
But perception goes out the window for me when somebody's fathering. I'm not disagreeing.
If I'm fathering, my concern is not how I'm being looked at. That's true.
I don't think Steve Vinay is as invested or should be as invested as LeBron is for how he felt about what was said. I'm talking about the people saying LeBron is crashing out.
A lot of people are saying, yo, he's crashing out. He never disrespected your son.
He's saying, yo, he's crashing. A lot of people.
I'm not in that. I'm saying from outside, a lot of people are saying, yo, dog, he's bugging the fuck out.
But then a lot of people also will hear the response to that is and rightfully so. Yeah, because I don't even need to get to a lot of people.
Me, as a dad listening, I understand what LeBron was trying to say more than whatever the fuck point Stephen A was trying to get off.

Like for Stephen A, hey, let's stay with the me and Drake example.

When I was talking about Drake, Drake responded and said, sounds personal.

It sounds like it's more than the music.

This shit that Stephen A is and has been saying,

LeBron is saying, this is not just basketball. This is more than basketball and that's where I have a problem.
And that's what the check in them can, hey, whatever it is, keep my son out of it though. Yeah.
Whatever we got, it is more than basketball. You're not bringing my son into this.
Whatever it is me and you dealing with, we'll deal with that. I was saying what Stephen A is saying.
Hey, I'm getting this from the lyrics.

It's in the music.

I'm unpacking the music.

So that should mean I should be able to talk about it.

The fans was like, nah, I don't know about that.

Keep it music.

Not music.

If you're talking about the girls, I don't care about what he says.

It's the same shit.

Let me extend you, Grace, because when it came to talking about Drake's son,

you didn't want to touch it. I'm not talking about nobody's son.
You didn't want to do it. I'm not talking about nobody's kids.
Yeah, I'm not talking about nobody's kids. You know what I mean? Not my places, not my business.
I would hope niggas would extend that same courtesy to me. And if you don't, it let me know how you want it when it comes to people's kids.
That don't mean I'm going to go fucking spin the block and kill you. It just lets me know where you stand on kids.
No, I'm just saying I see how you're approaching the situation. So I see what you expect from a guy like Stephen A.
This is not, for me, this is not Stephen A's first time going through this with somebody's dad. It ain't.
But that don't necessarily. He has a track record of going through this, maybe not to this degree, with somebody's dad.
I was on Kyrie's dad's side last time they did this. Me too.
When niggas had to step to him and say, hey, the people that raised you raised him and out of respect for us, when you talk about us, you talk about... When you talk about him, you talk about us.
They've had to check Stephen A a few times behind the scenes over how you are handling the children of dads that you know.

Dads that you're seeing.

It ain't just Kyrie.

It ain't just,

it's a reoccurring thing.

Are you saying that Stephen A is more professional

or should be more professional

than having to take the routes

that he's taking

when speaking

or approaching the topic?

Are you saying that

you should be more,

you should be clever enough

to approach the topic

in a different way

than taking these baby attacks?

Yes and no. Stephen A is him in his field.
Don't ever misconstrue what I'm saying. He's him in his field.
Amazing. He's also him at a company.
And you have to know when your company is now moving in a different direction. It's like when the NBA hired analytics people and they started listening to the analytics people a little more than the basketball people.
The same thing you could tell if you got eyes and a brain that's happening at ESPN. Where they'd rather show you, there's a meme going around, where they'd rather show you, Steve and they speak to Kai Sinat about who's better, LeBron and Jordan.
Everything is cowboy, cowboy. Like, there are no real conversations about Houston's 10-game winning streak, the turnaround that Detroit has had.
Like, there's so many dope stories to have. That's not what ESPN is doing.
Yeah, no, they're doing content-y shit. ESPN is doing content-y headline, click-baity, headline, and when you do that, you're going to find your people to fucking harp on.
I've done it before. Stay here, though.
Look, stay there. I've done it before.
Stay where you are. So some of those people, Jason Tatum, I don't think Jason Tatum deserved none of that shit that they did, but that was the hot story with Steve Kerr and the Dream Team.
Bronny, I don't think he deserved any of that, but that's the hot story. There's a bunch of these stories.
I got it. I'm listening.
So, yeah, when these go out, if we see each other and know each other, back to my J-Won working here point, right? Like when I called you and said, hey, that conversation, yeah, it was cool on some pod shit,

but when we know somebody's dad...

You did, yes.

Right?

Like, it's just like a respect thing

when you know and see a dad.

Yes.

That's my only point, isn't it?

They just keep it going.

I don't agree with how either of them

are going about it.

The apportion to that LeBron, Pat McAfee shit

where I thought that he sounded nuts.

I think Joe agrees with my point.

No, but I'm surprised at you because... I think from an analytic standpoint, ESPN welcomes this.
Dog, ESPN, your great point that you made. Detroit is killing.
Houston is killing. Some of the under lower market teams, they killing.
You know who ESPN pushed? The Lakers, the Cowboys, and the Yankees. Yep.
Right? We not talking up here now as sport journalists about the parody that's going on in the NBA, how any team in the West could beat any team in the West. We don't care about that.
We care about the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Cowboys. So I think that...
We are who? ESPN. ESPN.
The company. ESPN.
That's the company. So I think that this shit with LeBron James and Stephen A.
Smith to ESPN is a fucking platinum mine. Not gold.
It's a platinum mine. I don't think that they looking at that with no level of disgust.
I was never trying to say that that's how ESPN was looking at it. Oh, you said ESPN is looking at it like they going to move or shit.
But you usually on the opposite side of anything. They could, though.
You usually on the opposite side of anything clickbaity, right? They just going down a clickbaity route. You're usually on the opposite side of that.
Yeah, so to hear having to understand bro this is not about me personally i'm having an objective conversation i'm saying that i see both sides of this particular equation i don't think me personally that stephen a smith was way way out of line and what he said okay yo i looked at that kairi shit way worse than i look at y'all know how i felt about the kairi shit i thought the kairrie shit was disgusting. I looked at the Kyrie shit way, way worse than how I looked at what he said about Broncos.
How do you approach a situation like that? If your son is in the NBA and he's there and he's doing whatever he's doing and this is my job to speak about the NBA and the Lakers. Assess talent.
And assess talent. How do you think Steve and A should approach that? Not personally.
I'll answer. I don't think he's personal.
How would he approach that? Getting this directly from Stephen A.'s mouth, pause. Any player that's in their first three to four years, we shouldn't be talking about at all because there's an understanding from the people that cover the game that these people are developing.
These people just got here. They're getting a feel for the game.
They've never played it. We shouldn't be covering any of them to the extent that we cover anybody else.
I disagree. Now in year...
That's fine. Now in year three and four and five, we can look up and say, hey, this person was drafted here.
This is the production we're getting and let's have to talk. They don't adhere to that at all.
Nobody does. They do

adhere to that, though. No, they don't.

What player from last

year's draft is being critiqued in that manner?

You said three to four years. What player

from the year before that is being critiqued?

Give me the players. Are we talking about only basketball?

Yes, I'm talking about. I'm going to give you some people.

John Morant in his second year in the NBA was getting critiqued.

Anthony Edwards in his second year in the NBA

was getting critiqued. I disagree.
All of the higher level kids are not kids because I don't want to call them kids. All of the higher level players that get drafted high get critiqued.
With high expectation on them get critiqued, bro. I'm clear that me and you stand on different sides of this.
Anthony Edwards was the number three pick in the draft. He was number one pick in the draft.
But keep going. I don't know if he was number one.
He was. And I'm not fact checking right now.
But either way, one, three, same shit. And I still don't think niggas looked at him a certain way for a little while.
John Morant was handed the keys to not only the franchise, but the whole fucking league in year two and three. So I just disagree with that.
I don't see where players, if they see you special, they treat you special. But the other players, they're allowed time to fucking develop.
They even made up a whole league for these players to develop. Dog, some players come into the league with a lot of expectations.
There is no 55th pick that that's ever happened to. Bro, you're moving the goalposts now.
I'm not trying to. I can address it.
I'm not trying to. Listen to this.
Nobody at the 55th pick has had the scrutiny that... Agreed.
Correct. Bronny.
Bronny has. Cool.
Correct. Let's stay here, and we're going to make everything relative.
One, no 55th pick can tell you, yo, I'm not working out for you. No 55th pick is going to come into the league and get a guaranteed four-year, $8 million deal, and they go into the G.
That's cap. There are other players picked in the 50s that have a four-year deal.
Coming out the gate? Yeah. Who? We can look them up.
Okay, cool. Let me keep moving forward.
Look them up. They exist.
I don't know of them. But number three, what happened with Bronny, again, it's a gift and a curse, and you got to live with the gift and the curse.
My father has laid his blood, sweat, and tears down down in this league I don't give a fuck if I don't belong here or not LeBron he averaged four points a game in college so people are looking at that like yo he's not deserving it's not Antoine's assessment I'm talking about an overall assessment they're looking at it like yo dog if you were not LeBron James's son you wouldn't be here so going to have a certain level of scrutiny. If he averaged 17 or 20 points

in college, nobody would have said a fucking thing.

He averaged four points a game in college.

He had a heart attack in college.

Listen, let me finish. He had

a heart issue in college. Tell me this.
Don't tell me.

There are a couple players. It says

Tyler Kolek, the Knicks, signed

to a record-breaking contract for a second-round pick.

$6.6 million

in guaranteed money. Other examples

are of second-round picks who got guaranteed

contracts. Maxwell Lewis and Denver, last name Pickett.
They don't have his first name. But there are players that have, in the late second round, gotten guaranteed contracts.
Guaranteed, their first year. Gotcha.
I'm staying correct. 50th pick and beyond.
But what I'm saying is all of those things from somebody that averaged four points a game in college that didn't work out for no pro teams and all of that shit, now you looking at it from a favoritism standpoint, you're going to get scrutinized is all I'm saying. And when you say that, for me, I think...
And the heart attack thing lends to the other scrutin... It's not me.
It lends to that. Like, yo, fam, you shouldn't be here if those things, stay in college another year and get your game up.
I think there are a lot of components to this conversation, and it is very nuanced. True.
But for me, all of that is word soup when it gets to how a father decides to father. Got it.
Like, there's valid points made on both sides of the brawny argument, so I don't want to continue to rehash them all. But if you come in here

with some shit

that you laid down

on earth

on some father shit,

I'm rolling with

whatever the fuck

that is.

Cool.

I would not want my son

to be fucking treated

a different way

by the earth

because of things

that his dad did

in his career.

Now,

maybe there's nothing

you can do about it.

That ain't gonna happen.

That's not life.

That's not real.

It goes the other way a lot. Okay, but in the event that you see that happening as a dad, you're jumping in there.
You're jumping in there. I'm not disagreeing.
But the other side, because niggas get favoritism based off of who they pops is all the time and that's okay. Like, you got to take both sides of that coin.
Not if you're dad No no Not if you watching Somebody that you love You don't look at somebody That you love and say Oh take both sides No no no I'm not saying if you the dad I'm just saying This is real life We talking about Listen and Listen We kicking past the coverage One of the best Basketball players in the world Went to one of the biggest media spots in indiana and kicked the back end of one of the biggest media people in the world yeah and threw a couple other shots in the meantime yeah yo he fired at brian winhurst he said yo brian winhurst is running around acting like my best friend niggas a weirdo excuse me it's a weird my a weirdo. My gird.
And that nigga's a weirdo. Been a weirdo.
That shit's weird. All these sports niggas is weirdos.
There's a big divide going on between the athletes and the commentators that they're taking the jobs from. The athletes are starting to get a voice.
And they're starting to get, the athletes are starting to get eyes and look at what the fuck Tom Brady is being paid by CBS and what the fuck the Kelsey brothers is being paid by him and Zona. They're getting a voice.
The athletes got brains and eyes and we might have got robbed in our career but now we see the second window and we gonna get to it. So, you know what that mean? Fuck the, hey, fuck the Elliot Wilsons of the basketball world.
That's what's happening. I think that's for some.
Shout out to Elliot Wilson. Just use that as an example.
No, I think that's true for some. I think some of the other ones is this shit has been going on forever.
We never was able to respond when such and such would write a shitty article about us back in the day. Now we have a voice and our voice is being heard so now we could contest some of that shit.
That's what I look at it as. Like, yo, dog, I remember that remember that art them niggas take that shit personally i remember you wrote an article about me two years ago and you said all of this shit and i remember it so now it's up for you that's the other part of the lebron shit that he addressed on padmography he said yeah the conversation is about him and brawny i mean about uh brawny but this is about how you can and can't speak about players and the game that we love.
Y'all have killed this shit. So, yeah, we can talk about Bronny, but is that the best and most effective way to talk about the game that each one of us love? The way y'all have handled it in recent years have us in this spot and it's shitty.
And as the leader of player voices and the league, and I'm about to get my own team. There's nobody else equipped to say this else equipped to say this but me i agree but we're not gonna have the conversation because we're talking about my son but we have a problem with how y'all speak to all players he referenced uh the philadelphia beat writer that came in the locker room and said that shit about joel and beats brother that lost his life yeah like he's having deep conversations and i agree with all of that some of that is really really really important some of it is petty bullshit nah but Some of it is really important.
But he's having deep conversations up there. And I agree with all of that.
Some of that is really, really, really important. Some of it is petty bullshit.
Nah. But some of it is really important.
But he's right. Yeah.
He's right now. He's just getting his shit off.
And that's what I said, y'all. He's 1,000% right now.
And I think now that these niggas got their own voice, I make mad money, I don't give a fuck no more. I make $400 million.
I can say what I want. Whereas the nigga that was making 1.5, they had to eat that.
Right. It came along with the game.
You know what I'm saying? Now I can address some of you motherfuckers because I'm seeing y'all personally. You know what I mean? It's the same writers.
Right. It's the same writers all the time.
And now some of you sport reporter niggas is the opposite. If I'm clutch and I represent the athlete podcasters that are going to go try to get the big bag from all the companies that y'all are getting it for, they fighting over different shit than they saying.
Yeah, true. That's a fact.
I agree with you. I agree with you.
Because if you clutch and you getting ad money, you can really... It's Drake.
Yeah, I'm going to pitch Draymond Green for everything. For everything y'all pitching Stephen A for, I'm going to pitch Draymond Green.
True. True.
It's a different conversation now. They taking the power.
It's deep and it's fun. They taking the power.
They taking the power. It is deep and it's fun to watch.
It is. They taking the power.

There's a real intricate chess game being played in front of us.

For sure.

True.

That's what I got.

Shout out to all parties.

I agree with you.

Shout out to all parties.

Yes, sir.

I agree.

What else do we need to give our opinion on?

What else do we need to, the YG record?

Unless y'all want to go somewhere else, I'm totally fine with that.

You can play it.

Yeah, we can go there.

Hey,

hey,

hey,

hey,

hey,

brand new YG

up in my phone.

It's called 2004.

That's the name of the song.

Let's see.

Let me get right to it.

Bong.

You said it has a really peculiar opening line. Listen.
You hear it? Hey. Lil Dre bop.
Brand new YG. 2004.
Very Dre. Nate Dogg would be right there

Nate Dogg would have been right there

Okay Okay me up from school, took me to hers and got laid, ever since that day I never looked that

shit the same, fucked up in the brain, pussy what I blame, fried so you know why I like

chicken wings, my life is insane, like I'm from Baby Gang I'm supposed to change with all this fucked up shit I sang Fucked up, yeah I know, fucked up in some more I'm so used to fucked up, I get fucked up at the show Fucked up, yeah I know, how fucked up could it go Nipsey left me like how big he left ho.

Whoa.

And Slim got his life stole.

Telling myself I be a ico.

Shit really fucking with my psycho.

My little bitch lost the life in my life. New Joe Biden.

They ask me if I'm okay.

Motherfuckers don't deserve me.

Not even on my worst day.

I'm letting this play. This is super hard.
You can let that rock No it is It is It is hard Pause If appropriate Why you had to hurt Wait a minute Okay now Back when I was a Juvian shit Got used for the dick I ain't even know what to do with the bitch Confused a bit Her niece I went to school with the bitch My school's loose Who got the tools to fix So I went to the homies And we talked about it They thought exotic That was they only Thoughts about it Dick hard Cause of course She stripped all about it Hitting the ties From them hip and thighs All hit not Let's pause it And at least have some conversation Okay That's just tough I wanted to fast forward to the last verse where he gets into I was 14 years old

when I got my dick sucked,

14 years old

when I used my dick

when she did this

and yada, yada, yada.

We'll get to it.

First thoughts.

First thoughts.

First thoughts on this.

Super fire.

Best YG record

I've heard in a really long time

and I like YG.

Same.

Huge YG fan.

I'm not mad at it.

It's a different

Thank you. really long time and I like YG.
Same. Huge YG fan.
I'm not mad at it. It's a different, he's getting into like a trauma bag.
I've never heard introspective YG. Yeah, introspective.
Not this level of introspective. Yeah, he's, you know, I lost my homies.
Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm dealing with losses, but this is different.
Yeah. Maturity.
Yeah. You know, that sounds like therapy.
Growth.

Because a lot of times,

the real issue is dudes don't even realize

that they were assaulted.

Assaulted.

Right.

That's the underlying issue right there.

Well, that's what he got into.

He started talking about how,

hey, I didn't realize that

because I liked it.

Like, I had a blast.

We kept doing it.

I knew her niece.

But as I got older,

I realized yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

So, listen.

That's deep.

Thank you. didn't realize that because i liked it like i had a blast we kept doing it i knew her niece but as i got older i realized yada yada yada yada yada so listen that's deep not only is this song super super super hard once you get past the abrasiveness of of the first line and start listening to it what a deep concept record word this is a flyway i think to have that conversation because you joke all the time with, and maybe we shouldn't, but with the guys that have lost their virginity that way.
Like, yo, dog. You was.
You was that same. And they be like, no, nigga.
He talks about how he talked about it with the homies. Right.
And the homies is like, nigga, that's some fly shit. That's how we really look at it.
That's how we looked at it. Yo, you fucking Miss Brenda? Yeah, we don't look at that.
Oh, shit. Like, yo, that's how we look at it.
As young guys, we always had a fantasy to fuck with the older women anyway. When we was in our teenage years, you fantasizing the guidance counselor or the teacher or whomever the case may be, we look at it like it's some fly shit.
You're not looking at it like this older woman mentally manipulated you. You know what I'm saying? We're not looking at it like that.
Or she could have potentially took your innocence. We're not looking at it like that.
And something else we never really talk about is a lot of times I know what happened to me, I know what happened to my brother and a bunch of other younger ones. Your mom's friends be saying things that's not...
Oh yeah, you could get it off with the boys. You know what I'm saying? You're going to be my boyfriend.
It sounds kiki, ha ha ha, but that's not... Oh, yeah, you could get it off with the boys.
You know what I'm saying? Oh, he's so, you're going to be my boyfriend and it sounds kiki, ha, ha, ha, but that's some, that's some fucked up shit. It's some inappropriate shit.
And it sets it in your mind that, oh, I should like the older chick because she like me. There's nothing wrong with that.
We got to change our way of thinking. No, I just think, like, completely, the way that we think is, we got to change it completely.
But that goes into the double standard shit, yo my girl I can talk my girl's son he 24, 25 but he's mad like women be like yo he's so attractive like he need to be in movies and magazines and all that shit right yo your friends be like girl if that wasn't your son girl like they say all of that shit you can't say that to a girl right you know what I mean? Like, yo, dog, if that wasn't your daughter, bop. You know what I'm saying? You get stolen.
So I just think how the world views the shit is differently. You know what I mean? Like, yo, a 19-year-old dude cut up abs and all that shit.
The older women can fantasize about it. Huh? Like, what a nice body, you saying? Like, what's my...
You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, the women always say it and they don't look at it like nothing at all you know what I'm saying but if it's a 19 year old girl and these 40 year old niggas it's like man we get looked at like creep you know what I'm saying it's just how we view the shit in society I just think this is a super hard way to have the conversation a male conversation for people very I agree. For men that have a shit experience.

I agree.

And again,

the song is hard.

I'm going to let it play.

Yeah,

it's just fire fire.

Okay,

why is my shit not playing?

Yeah,

it's me.

Bum ass waffle.

All right now.

Careful.

You just snuff on. Yeah, that's when I bust my first nut Young nigga with his dick all in a grown up With the shit see real quick how I grow up Got took advantage of and I like to sew up Y'all call that sex abuse shit I just thought she was doing some cool shit If I would've told mama about the new shit That bitch probably would've been up on the news clip They tell me don't worry They tell me if I'm old Wait a minute.

Hey, it's your heart.

Shout to buddy.

It is hard.

I just don't know.

I'm a riot with the windows down.

I just got to figure that part out.

I like this.

It's like the guys got raped anthem.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Thought you had to be serious about it.
We got to change our way of thinking. But we got to make dude rape sound more undesirable.
Like that. That's a 14 years old, got my dicks up.
This last verse sounds like. 14 years old, got my dicks up.
Yeah, this last verse sounds like a time. Nigga, that's porn.
That's porn. We got to talk about the downside and the bad side of it.
It's our way of thinking, yo. I'm hoping that he got to that later in the verse.

Even the guys...

We need Kendrick to do it.

Even the older guys

in the neighborhood,

they'll big you up

if you fuck something old up.

You know what I'm saying?

Yo, yeah, word.

Like, that was a thing.

That was an accolade.

You know what I mean?

Now, as you get older...

That shit is a stack.

You know,

you just gotta change

this warped way of thinking.

And how tall was he at 14?

I don't know. It's irrelevant.
Yo, dog. Bad time for Joe.
I'm sorry. Trying to light the mood.
That's a whole genre of porn. I gotta see.
Oh, shit. It is? Yo, dog.
Fucking the older lady is a genre of porn? Milf Hunter. Milf.
Where do you think that came from?

Mom, I like to fuck.

I know.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, yo.

Yo, shout out to all victims out there.

Again, shout out to YG for being this bold.

This is a really bold. It is.

I agree.

It is.

A bold opening line.

Shout out to the team in the studio.

Oh, man.

I'd have loved it.

I know.

When that shit came through the bigs,

they were like.

Oh, my.

I'd have loved it.

I'd have loved it.

I'd have been in that control.

He paused after the first line too. Yeah.
Sitting there rolling up. Are you sure you want to say this? I'd have been like, yo, I'd have loved it.
I know, when that shit came through with the bigs, they were like. Oh, my Lord.
I'd have loved it being in that control. He paused after the first line, too?

Yeah.

Sitting there rolling up.

Are you sure you want to say this?

I'd have been like, yo, we recording.

Yo.

Yo, big dog.

Yo, we.

The verse supposed to start right there.

He like, nah, that's the verse.

I'm like, oh, shit.

When I was young, I got R'd.

I want to hear what the other versions are.

Somebody had to talk him into just being this strong. The other version, he tried to do it on a low.
Tried to do it on a low. I got R'd.
I want to hear what the other versions are. Somebody had to talk him into just being this strong.
The other version, he tried to do it on a low. Tried to do a low.
I got R word. They was like, no, you really got to tap into that.
Come on, YG. Tap into that dark deep, that pain.
She took it. What pain you got from fucking the 30s? All right, come on.
Forget it. See? See? I'm part of the problem.

You're part of the problem?

And he said

what pain he got.

And when you was younger,

you shot for the older

women too.

Look at your man.

Me too.

Look at your man.

Look at unempathetic Andy

over here.

We're not looking at Corey.

We're not looking at Corey.

And our heart goes out

to YG again.

It's strong.

Our heart goes out

to victims

and guys that have

got raped.

I tell my girl this fucking girl raped me.

She wasn't buying that shit.

I wasn't 14, but...

All right.

She didn't buy it at all.

She ain't gonna buy it.

I wouldn't have bought it neither if I was her.

That's fucked up.

That's part of the problem.

Yeah?

That's kind of fucked up. Right back to the record.
Right there. That's part of the problem.
That's not, though.'s part of Ronald. Yeah.
That's kind of fucked up.

Right back to the record.

Right there.

It's not though.

But it's cool.

It's a conversation we got.

Come on now.

You invited that girl

in to fucking

watch the Eagles game

and she started

hitting that tender spot

on you.

Tender love.

Tender love.

Start making your body

react a certain way

when you knew better

and your mind,

body, spirit, and soul.

And you gave her the force MDs. And she put her mouth down there.
You pulled her head. Get out.
Get out. Right there.
Right there, though. Yo, stop doing this.
I said no. Yes.
Don't put that red light off. Take that red light off me.
That's your man. That's your man.
Then it turns, why are you doing that? Nice to me. God.
No yes. That's your man.
That's your man. Yo, that's your man.
No yes. That's your boy right there, yo.

Yeah.

I'm telling you.

Niggas be mad.

Why you...

Oh, no.

How you do that?

What's your jaw skin made out of?

Get off of me.

Oh, man.

Please stop.

Yo.

Please stop. Oh, shit.
Yo, bro, man. Please stop.
Yo. Please stop doing.
Oh, shit. Yo, bro, relax.
What the fuck is you doing? That's wrong. That is no.
That is no. That is a man saying no.
No means no. No, they don't say how you, how you got to say the no if you're a man.
Yo, what you. No No, stop.
Get off. Your aunt, I was trying to grab my hair.
Stop. Get off of me.
Your aunt, I grabbed her hair. Stop.
Why are you doing this to me? Oh, fuck it. That's the eventual thing.
Nah, your no, don't stop. I mean, your no stop, don't go to no, don't stop.
I have to let you do this to get you off of me. That's the only way I could end.
Are you happy? Yeah. You got what you came for? Shout out to YG, man.
I apologize, man. Oh my Lord.
Alright, is there anything else we gotta get to? We just go from missing to going to couch doing all type of emotions. Yo, yo, yo, y'all good? Yo, this nigga's crazy.
Yo, you a sicko.

You a real sicko.

So was I'm off.

Yeah, you was off, man.

I tried to handle the subject seriously.

You tried.

Is that what you did?

No, you did it for a good portion.

I'm 30 seconds.

I'm proud of you just jumped out.

We took it off the subject.

Yeah, I'm proud of you.

Proud of you, dog.

And he was.

Yo, what was your biggest Age differential I think she was 14 She was 30 That's crazy Well I wasn't fucking at 14 No I'm just saying That's a 16 year gap Yeah 22 years God God damn.

Oh, you was raped?

No, I was an adult though.

Still.

She still mentally?

Still.

She got you, boy.

She got you, gang.

Yeah, I was 22.

She was 44.

My biggest age gap,

now when I was in high school and the older joints

would come to bring me food and shit,

I was just dangling dick.

I wasn't fucking them. So my biggest, man, it wasn't that much.
Eight years, nine years. Yeah, I think I'm probably like 15.
It wasn't too crazy. I think I'm like 15.
It was an old joint. Yeah, she was old.
She had that spanky too. It's tough being our age now where you can knock down the mom and the daughter.
See, even that. You can't say that.
The women be on Instagram. You better stop playing me because I can fuck you or your father.
Or I can fuck you or your son. The women will say that shit on IG.
I don't know. I said it to you in a couple of days.
Oh, no. We can't say that.
Shit. You see some of these moms? I seen them.
Now, you can't say about the daughter. I don't understand what you're saying.
That's my point. Oh, I'm thinking about the mom.
That's what I'm saying. No, no, no.
Mom got it. Mom is our age.
two. I seen him.
Now you can't say about the daughter. I understand what you're saying.
That's my point.

Mom is our age too.

I get it.

For this to apply. Not to say you would.

We just sat here respectfully.

We just sat here and was talking about the young lady.

Was it Ari moms?

Karisha mom. I always confuse them too.

Karisha mom was great.

We just sat there and talked about it.

Karisha mom looked great. Shout out to Karishaon.
And respectfully. I'm not respectfully, of course.
Yeah, like, yo, dog, the lady could be 50. Yo, saying somebody looks great is respectful, by the way.
It is. No, a thousand times.
The respectfully part makes it, gives it like a hint of disrespect. Well, no, because it could easily go to y'all.
You tear that shit up. Exactly.
That would be disrespectful.

She looks great.

If all you're saying is she looks great, man.

That's respectful.

That's respectful.

Some people can take that as disrespect.

You can't dictate it.

She doesn't look good, though.

They can take it as disrespect.

She doesn't look good.

Oh, please.

Do you see what the girls said when Sweetie's dad got leaked?

I did.

Please.

The girls can say that.

They had a field day

with Sweetie's dad.

That's how I'm up.

Yes.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Moving on.

Anything else that we

need to get to?

Will Smith dropped his

album.

Will Smith dropped his

album.

We did not cover it.

I listened to a little

bit of it and then it

got really, really

gospel-rappy.

That's where it lost me.

My problem with gospel

rap, it's funny because

I listened to like little bit of it and then it got really, really gospel-rappy. That's where it lost me.
My problem with gospel rap, it's funny because I listen to 5% of rap. It's my favorite genre.
But gospel rap would be like, yo, we about to turn up. It's a Friday at the church.
It's my day. I was almost there, but then you lost me.
It's unrealistic. Exact same take, bro.
I listened to the Will album. I think it was about track seven and eight where it just went too far and I was like, all right, I had to cut it off.
Just be cool with the gospel shit. Slipping in cool pause.
Nah. They don't.
A couple records was up there that was all right. The production was fine.
There is a couple good records on there. From my ear, it sounded like Big Sean wrote a lot of this.
Oh, didn't I didn't analyze that from track I think two well two is a skit no two is a track three is a skit but like two four and five I just listened to them and I could hear Big Sean's voice actually spitting these lines but I mean again good music is good music yeah whatever but it just got a little too gospel-y. I don't even know how the album ends because it's just too much positivity and gospel.
I had to... Too much positivity.
Yeah, I want to hear all that positivity in my rap. I have not heard the project.
But salute to Will. Yeah, for sure.
I heard it's dope. I am going to listen to it.
And another thing that stood out to me is Will's cursing on his rap. Oh, was he? Yeah.
I didn't hear no curses.

He's cursing his rap, cursing his intro, the skits.

He cursed at the Oscar, man.

He did.

He talked.

But you know Will Smith was rich.

He didn't curse.

He didn't curse.

Yeah, that was his whole thing.

It was not cursing in his music.

You can't think of no Will Smith's raps back in the day that he was cursing in.

Yeah, but that's when we ain't really know Will Smith.

And that was before Will Smith was welcome.

Will Smith wasn't cursing in the house. I know that.
I don't know what brand of white shirt he had on in that Gilly and Wallow interview, but that nigga just look rich. That's what I'm saying.
Now I'm a curse. Rich, rich, bro.
If I'm rich, rich like this, I'm going to curse. I need my collar to sit up like that.
That nigga shit just look wealthy, yo. Skin glowing.
But no, I heard this project is all right. I ain't listened to it yet, though, but I heard it's all right.
I'm going to check it out. I support the older rappers dropping albums.
I love it. I love it even more.
It seemed like they doing it with more freedom. You don't need the money.
It ain't no stress. I loved seeing him and Gilly do that verse.
That MC Lay album last year was not bad, yo. Him and Gilly doing that shit, that shit was dope.
I remember them dumbass lyrics too. Ain't no pressure, yo.
Yeah. You doing it as a, like a, I'm not trying to make money off of this.
A hobby project, a love project. I don't need the money.
LL didn't need the money. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Niles don't need the money. It's n's niggas who doing it for the love.
I can really rap for the love.

I'm not chasing no trend.

I get to be me,

comfortable,

and this is what I want to say.

None of y'all can

steer me and make me

be something out there

to sell a record.

Did anything else

happen in music

that we need to get to?

Jesse Reyes dropped.

I'm a huge fan.

I love Jesse Reyes too. It's fire.
It's fire. I have no deep dive yet because I listened to it one time on the phone first thing in the morning.
Jesse Reyes albums normally be fire. They do.
Her last album was super duper fire. This one, it's early.
It's too early. I don't want to say.
I'm going to go check it out. It sounded good.
I didn't even know she dropped. I'm going to check it out.
It didn't sound as good as the last one but it was one listen listen. Got it, got it, got it.
All right, so that is it in music. What else is there? What else is there? What does that say about Sexy Red right there? Sexy Red's kid's grandmother is suing her because she said Sexy Red sent fans to her house to attack her.
So it's the child's father's mom. Father's mother.
And she's like, yo, I know you in beef with my son. I've tried to get in and help squash that.
But she allegedly posted a picture of the mom's house on Facebook and told the fans that she'd kick her door in. All alleged.
But she's suing. She said she's trying to move.
She can't some place that's suitable housing in her financial range so she's suing her for five so now you got you making me move you got to pay for me to move into a better neighborhood because I can't afford nothing you got it I'm here for dox lawsuits yeah don't dox nobody oh boy that we talked about they done doxed him and got him evicted. The dude that was doing the video that the muscle bowel doing.
Ashton. I don't know his name.
His name is Ashton. I just told you his name.
Salute. It's not homophobic to know his name.
I didn't say anything about homophobic. His name is Ashton.
Nothing about homophobic. I just don't know his name.
You look like you didn't want to learn it, neither. I told you, still wouldn't say it.
There's a lot of names that I don't learn. I don't pay attention to anything.
Say his name. Say his name.

Salute to Mr. Ashton.

But his name is Ashton.

Salute to him.

But yeah,

it's another one that got Doxton,

all kind of shit.

Yeah.

All that Doxton shit is corny.

They said he got kicked out

of his little $12,000 a month

home out there in Brickell

or somewhere.

Ashton.

I don't know that to be true. I just seen it on the

internet. I didn't fact check it.
The lie

was more fun. If he got kicked out

a $12,000 a month

apartment?

Right when he got internet famous?

He'll be alright. He'll be alright.

He'll land out.

Take his little real money

and... Yo, I can't see your

glasses on. I'm chilling.
I'm just taking your word from him, bro. You in real estate.
I can't see your eyes with them as glasses on.

I'm chilling.

I'm just taking your word

from him, bro.

You in real estate,

I'm not.

$12,000 a month?

I ain't got to be

in real estate

to know he all right.

Oh, if he was able

to get a $12,000 a month.

If he could afford

$12,000 a month,

he could go somewhere else.

Yeah.

It might have to be nine,

but it'll be all right.

Some other shit

on Biscayne Bay

he could get.

He all right.

Let's see.

We got to keep our eyes on the matter. We got to see how young Ashton fares that's true that's true how he bounces back Saratoga help him out jeez that's the shit he made Saratoga all that money he ain't about to cut a red penny back to him not a penny thanks Ashton kick rocks see.
What else? What else? I think that's everything that is important. I want to sign whatever petition there is out there that lets our legends go be legends and not have to get up and go to work and ruin their entire legacy, continuing trying to work when you're 90 years old.
I went to go see Alto Knights where where Robert De Niro is playing the lead, the both lead roles. It's a gangster movie.
Oh, okay. It's the whole Genovese, Calderon, yada, yada, yada.
Gotcha. The Genovese family.
Whatever family. You said Calderon? I don't fucking know.
It's a whole bunch of, it's a mom story involving all of the bosses. The five families.
Yeah, all of the bosses in fucking New York City and what was going on back then and the story of how one of them shot the other one and they was best friends growing up. But De Niro's playing the role of both crime bosses.
Really? Yeah, which sounds really, really, really, really intriguing until you go see it. See, that's all I said.
De Niro's just taking all the money from the fucking flick. That's all I heard when you said that.
And then De Niro name carrying up weight to where if you tell me he's doing that, I am going to see it. A mob movie? And I'm playing two roles? That's what I'm saying.
A Robert De Niro mob movie? No greater. What are we talking about? Yeah.
And the director is like 90 years old, so I thought they was going to get into just the spirit of back then. And if you tell me that one person is playing two roles, I think that the script to this movie is phenomenal.
I got to see it. It wasn't any of that.
It wasn't. It wasn't any of that.
What's the name of it? Alto what? Alto Nights. Alto Nights.
In theaters or? In theaters. In theaters.
I went to the actual movie to see this. I fucking drove myself because my fucking driver

wanted to be on vacation.

Parked on the street.

Them bitch ass niggas

got a one hour meter on the street

and they got a movie.

What the fuck is the point

of a one hour meter

at the movie theater?

We want you not to park on the street.

We want you to spend the money

to park in the thing across the street.

Boy, they want me to keep spending money

re-upping in the little parking meter app

every hour

while I'm in the movie theater.

You know, dog, if y'all don't get the fuck out of my head. Yep, tough.
That's the game now. Tough.
I hate it here. Well, I ain't just parked across the street.
Oh, you scared they're going to catch you on the walkout? I was afraid. You got to walk back to the car.
Honestly, I was scared. I would have never been able to admit that if you wasn't here in my front of over 20 years.
I was scared. They sit right there in the cut, wait.
I was afraid. We're going to see who come out and get in here.
Yeah, I thought that. If I parked over there and had to take the walk, one, I wouldn't have made it safely.
Might get tricky. Two, they might have taken all my belongings, my watch, anything I had on.
Three, I was in front of my girl. Wouldn't want to put her in a harmful situation.
Whatever. She would have to look at me differently after I gave up all my stuff.
Then she really wouldn't go home because she'd have been staying here to protect you.

She might have went home.

Because I wouldn't have just gave it up smooth.

She had to laugh?

Yeah, she might have left.

She might have left.

I would have gave it up emphatically, too.

Oh, facts.

I got to hurry.

I got to hurry it up so no one got to hurry.

You didn't even see I had this one on here.

Listen, and I want to let the audience know, if somebody catches you slipping and they run upon on you with that thing, give it up. It's not worth your life, man.
This nigga is so stupid. It's not.
You don't think it is? I don't. No, nigga.
It's not worth your life, man. Give it up.
And if you happen to get a glimpse of them, that 1-800, here's a tip. Crime Stoppers.

Hey, hey, hey.

Here's a tip I can give you.

That's the best commercial.

Ever.

That's the best commercial

in the world.

It's the way he started,

but I ain't gonna do it

because I fuck with him.

Oh, man.

Hey, call up 1-800-Crime Stoppers, man.

See if we can nip this thing

in the bud.

Man, he crazy.

My name is Tip.

I'm here to talk to y'all about a different type of tip. You crazy? That's funny.
Jesus. Sorry.
Where he was at? I was in the bathroom. Long time, though.
I used to pull that move in Sears. I was eating chips.
I used to pull that move when I worked at Sears. I was eating chips.
I was on a phone call, an important one, and I was uploading something. Tell the people.
You was there for a while, though. Flip.
About minutes. Tell the people.
Oh no. If they get the drop on you give it up smooth.
Oh you trying to make it hard for me. You trying to.
I'm just saying you got to sit here at work. Nigga stop playing with me real.
Stop going in there and playing with your phone you can't do that at work. You want me to play with it on the camera? No.
Hey yo. I don't want you to play with it on the camera.
I was the only mom to get up and get important calls, right? Yes. Watch your fucking mouth, nigga.
I've been watching you. You don't get the same treatment as Mark, nigga.
That's a doctor. He is.
He is, yeah. That's a whole doctor, nigga.
I'm not treating you the same as him. Are you crazy? I need a doctor.
I'm in need. Oh, bitch.
That was a Mark. I'm done.
I don't have anything else. I don't have anything.
Let me just check my phone just to be safe, because I'd be Because I be shooting I be writing shit in here Why you ain't talking about The kids I saw About the Pepto-Bismol joint You body that shit I'm with I saw Pepto I told them I saw the day I tasted that bullshit I drank some Oh they got the I only saw that They had the chewables I'm like wait I need the liquid You only want no Pepto chewables I want no Pepto chewables. I got some Pepto chewables.
Crazy. No.
I need the liquid. I didn't know nothing.
I'm with you, but in the bag, when you're moving around, it's less to have the chewables. Give me the liquid.
We ain't known about Pepto. We had the pink, strong shit.
Me too. Me too.
We drank that shit by the mouth. Them chewables is the truth.
The chewables is the truth. I told you.
You can't keep the bottle, the ass pink bottle in your bag. They got the little ones.
It's like 15 years ago. Me and Joe was in a club.
Yeah. And I was taking some Patron shots.

You know, I don't really drink.

You?

Man, that shit had my stomach doing that.

Treasy.

Motherfucking running man and cabbage patch, all that shit.

That club with the two floor.

Show something, right?

Show Palace.

But why you was drinking that night?

Why you was drinking that night?

Show Palace.

They was in there.

They was in there.

They get naked at Show Palace.

No, I wasn't sure. It was this shit that used to, 50th and, in there.
They was in there. They get naked at Show Palace.
No, I'm about to show Novocaine, right?

50th and,

right there in Times Square,

like 50th and 7th,

50th and 8th.

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Used to be a club right there.

I know what you're talking about.

But yo, dog,

that nigga had the Pepto Chewables

in that bitch.

Yeah.

Instant relief, damn near.

You in there with the watery mouth

about to throw up.

Nigga, I can't.

I can't.

Take it all.

I'm eating them shits like Tic Tacs.

I sense a good marketing opportunity for you, buddy.

You think a poppin' bar

on a Saturday night is an appropriate

place to eat your orange pills?

I wasn't over that, yo.

I'm not going to hold you.

It's just a question. You're my man.

Yeah, I don't understand.

That is some bougie shit.

The bar sells food. You can eat your food

at the bar. Orange slices are not on the menu at the bar.
The bar doesn't sell oranges. They don't sell those.
They don't sell oranges. All right.
They know all right. This bar does not sell oranges.
That is not on the menu. Okay.
Bars don't sell pretzels. Wait, wait, hold up.
The oranges are for the drinks. True.
You don't drink. I tip well.
Debatable. I didn't ask.
It ain't debatable. I ain't asking.
You can't say debatable if you ain't seen my man tip. He's gotten a report that I tip well.
He called Shorty last time like yo, it's all right. That's a fact.
I don't remember. Okay.
You never remember. The oranges.
You just think it will conveniently forget. You really forget that.
No. It's cool.
I remember you, Tim and Weldon. Fuck you.
The oranges are for the drinks. It is.
We know that. You don't drink.
The oranges are for the patrons. No, they're not.
No, they're not. They're for the drinks.
The regular patron can't say, yo, give me a bowl of oranges. Yo, just let me get some oranges.
You can't do that. They're not for the patrons, Ish.
You're wrong, just say it. You order a drink that has the lemon, the lime, and the oranges is for the drinks.
The drinks are for the oranges are for the drinks, Ish. You don't drink.
Okay. So they're not for you.
They're not for you. And you sat there and you can't do that, my brother.
They ain't all of them. You can't do that.
I know you get light skin privilege, pretty privilege. Dog, I've done that at spots I don't know to people.
You know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Eat the pill, you nasty fuck.
Come on. Let me guess, the citrus kill the germs, right? Grow up, bro.
No, the citric acid is the nasty part of it, but it is some healthy part of it. The pill, but not all that.
Of course it is, but not, come on. You got to wash that shit.
Grow up, yeah No the citric acid is the nasty part of it but it is some healthy part of it in there.

The pill is healthy.

Of course it is but not

come on

you gotta wash that shit.

Just grow up.

I key.

When you eat your french fries

and your chicken nuggets

you don't know

where them niggas hands been?

That's a fact

but I don't eat french fries

chicken nuggets everywhere.

I pick and choose.

That's the other part.

All the hands

that been on the orange pill.

That's what I'm saying nigga.

You eat McDonald's.

No I don't.

You don't eat McDonald's

no more?

You eat McDonald's bro. Twice a year.
I don't eat McDonald's. Which means you eat McDonald's.
I don't eat McDonald's No I don't You don't eat McDonald's no more You eat McDonald's bro Twice a year I don't eat McDonald's Which means you eat McDonald's I don't eat I don't eat That's a man Set it up here Twice a year If that means I eat it I eat it Alright cool Okay You stop eating McDonald's But what does that Twice a year I eat McDonald's Man do you don't Nigga do you know I'm like really on top of my diet Now that I'm trying to lose weight Got it okay It's happening slower than I'm So I'm going to do. So prior to the basketball game, how much did you eat McDonald's? Down on myself.
But what does that have to do? That is dismissing all of the hands that touch the orange peel. What I'm saying is we're not going to be picky about the quality or the integrity of the food when you're eating McDonald's, my nigga.
You could be. You could be.
Okay. Well, give me.
All right. They can cut the oranges, my nigga.
Why don't you just order a drink Cause I don't want a drink With some orange in it Order fresh Get a virgin drink Order freshly squeezed orange juice Get a virgin drink Yeah that's what I had That's what I had I told Linda to make some lemonade For me one time When I went to the spot She said we don't make that hit Like come on I'm your peoples Freshly squeezed There you go Fuck out, man. This nigga a hater, yo.
He's in there eating orange. Says the nigga that used to drink milk in a strip club.
You can get salmonella, one of them shits. So you can drink milk in a strip club, but I can't eat oranges in the bar.
Milk was on the menu. It's your point.
Milk was on the menu? Yes. Milk was on the menu.
With the cake. Cake was on the menu? Yes.
Oh, I ain't using it. Why the hell else would they have milk? You would get food poisoning.
He'd think I was getting special to treatment getting the milk. No, he just ordered some shit that everybody else wasn't ordering, but it was on the menu.
It was on the menu. Cake and milk.
I didn't know that. Food poisoning.
I didn't know milk was on the menu. But still stop eating pills.
Stop. No, nigga.
You're going to get food poisoning. Salmonella, one of them shits.
You might fucking have the shingles. Some old shit.
You might just get the shingles. You might get fucked up.
I got shingles. Some old school shit.
You might just get fucked up. The shingles.
You might get fucked up like, it's my house. I got shingles.
How? Salmonella and shingles. It's your fucking house.
Yo, you are an idiot, yo. You special, son.
Off the orange pills. Word.
Not no shingles. Shingles.
All right, we do have a little part of the show here. We haven't done it in a while.
Let'senn mitch glenn what's popping what's popping gang

glenn mitch says what's up gang yep recently i started watching extracted on hulu if you haven't seen it basically you have to survive in the wild while your family watches and competes to send you supplies hunger games hunger games kind vibe if you've seen it. My question, my questions are, how long do you think you could survive in the wild and what family members or friends you'd want with you? Also, it's a competition, and the last person standing gets $250K.
Okay, Glenn Mitch, I'll go first. I'm not doing this for 250k.
Alright. What's on you guys? I was about to say, I can make 250, not in the woods.
I'm not going to hold you. That's bad.
If I had to participate in this... I'm going to the woods for 250.
If I had to participate in this... I'm a man's scenario.
I would want want to go to the woods. I'm going to the woods for 250.
Yo, y'all niggas is terrible. If I had to participate in this.
Yo, play into my man's scenario, man. I would want J.R.
with me. Of course.
For sure. Ain't no cameras in the woods.
No, no, you know J.R. keep them off of him, though.
Oh, true, true, true. I want J.R.
with me. And my chances of survival, uh.
Yo, I want you with me until the end. Yeah.
Because you'll snake me at the end. I want you.
I want you. Look, I really.
Yo, you resourceful. You think outside the box.
Yo, I want you fucking with me. You turn around.
He behind a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That nigga gonna shot me with a ball and arrow from over there. Yo, I don't want you at the end part.
You know what I'm saying? You know what's fly fly about me though? I tell you that that's the plan of mine. Bro, you don't, man.
I would have known. I do.
I would have known. Monopoly.
That's everything. I say, yo, I'm going to work with you.
But at the end, I am going to try to kill you. Yes.
I say it. It's already known.
I think that's assumed if we working together. In concert.
the game. A lot of niggas don't, though.

Yes.

A lot of niggas don't.

I'm your friend

up until it's time

to not be it.

If it's just us,

the friendship is me.

We ain't friends no more, nigga.

Yeah, nigga.

If you're the only person

standing between me and winning,

we can't be friends.

It's one man standing.

It's like Squid Game, right?

If you're my man,

hey, let's kill all these niggas,

but when it's just us now,

we all figure it out. And I'm hoping that when we get to like three, that third nigga just do it, so I don't got to do it.
I ain't going to hold you? I might help that third nigga, so I ain't got to do it. You know what I mean? Stupid, stupid niggas at my dad's fucking birthday kickback at the timeshare.
Final two teams in the Spade tournament. They don't play to the death.

They split the money.

Bitches.

I hate... Bitches.

I've had people do that

on Fantasy League

a couple years ago.

No, you...

Yo, we gonna chop.

You riches.

They ain't bitches, niggas.

It's about money.

It's about competition.

It's probability, niggas.

Let's compete.

Yo, I could take half

of this pot or nothing.

I think me and you

might think like that.

Some of these niggas is in here. It was 50 teams.
We going to split this pot. We going home winners.
Look, I don't know what y'all buying was, but it was less than what the split is. I'm down to maybe split money if it's one other person I'm splitting it with.
Three other people? Nah, kick rocks. I want to battle all y'all.
Also, wait, wait. The final four teams.
You got to split with one inning. Two teams.
Two teams. Which is four people.
Oh, yeah, so the championship. They the championship They split the prize money Make a play Deal the cards I ain't mad at that Deal the fucking cards Let me ask you How much you think it was Even if you don't know Give me a ballpark What the money? Yeah It was like a thousand What was the buy-in? Ten dollars You got twenty dollars Something like that Fifty Fifty dollars Fifty1,000.
Hey, fam. Nigga, deal the fucking cards.

Just from a number standpoint.

Deal the cards.

I lose $50.

Worst case scenario.

Deal the fucking cards.

Or I go on with $250.

Hey, listen, whatever.

Let's help my man out.

Come on.

Let's help out Glenn Mitch.

Glenn Mitch, all right.

Let me play along.

I'm going to go first question.

How long do you think you could survive in the wild?

I could survive for a little bit.

Is it nice in the wild or is it cold wild? Nigga, no. It's the No, I want to know it's the animals animals.
It's the wild Stevie sung about. Hey, Glimmitch, they're asking all these questions.
Look, they're I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm't still laying by the green garbage can. He still ain't get up, nigga.
He spent the night in there. He wait for police to tell me.
That's y'all's version of the cubicle story. Yes, yes.
Nigga, big offer. We know you got a store version, too.
I got one in the tub. That nigga bent over at the water cooler still.
What the fuck you talking about? He in a fetal position. That nigga Gene Hackman in there.
Hey. Yo, it's fucking y'all.
Too far. Too far.
Too far. You know they still like...
Stop. The blogs are saying that nobody has come to claim Gene Hackman and his wife.
Nah, that's crazy. Which explains the wills.
No, which explains why they was in there so long. Yeah.
Undetected. Which explains the wills.
What's on the will? Not the kids. Really? The wife donated her money to charity.
He donated his money to the wife. I don't fuck with you.
Oh, shit. So they say, I haven't read none of this shit.
But it's a good one. Because now if we can prove who died first.
Ooh. Well, they got who died first.
Ooh. They said the wife.
He died first. No, the wife.
No, no No no no the wife died first No but they saying That after he died There was a 911 call They said the wife died A certain day But they saw She was there for about a week They saw two 911 calls From her phone Oh yeah they said That she died first Yeah she died first Which means We taking this to probate What was her will What did her will say? Because of charity. Her money went to charity.
Yeah. And when he died, his money She ain't here.
She not here? Oh no, dog. She not here.
My money can't go to her. Yeah.
She not here. You kids ain't getting shit.
Hey Mr. State.
I'm oldest. What? I'm oldest.

You dead ass.

I got a right to this. That's crazy, son.

To answer Glenn Mitch,

I think I would survive

putting me,

my floors three weeks.

God damn.

That's the floor?

I could do three weeks.

What do you want to eat?

In the wild.

Berries,

animals,

fish.

Fish.

Fish and animals. Not a fish? Squirrels.
I'm about to pick somebody that knows how to fish. Oh, okay.
I'm probably gonna pick my brother's friend, Kyle, family friend, Kyle, army guy who gonna know how to fish, know how to, he gonna bring his night vision goggles, some equipment. Anybody I'm picking to be with me is on some army shit.
Zeke, you're coming with me, buddy. I don't know if you're listening, but you're coming with me.
Oh, yeah, Zaire Franklin. We out there.
Zaire Franklin, he got to tackle one of his beers. We're moving out there.
Help me, Zaire. That beer going to whip Zaire's ass.
I don't know. I don't know.
If you can handle Derrick Henry, you can handle this beer. Word, that's a good point.
Yeah, yeah. Nah, I think I'll last a little minute.
Like,. As long as it ain't like no.
Because you know when you watch TV Survivor and all that? Yeah. They don't put them niggas in the jungle that got the tigers.
If you put me in that jungle right there I think I could rock for a while. The safe jungle.
Yeah. As long as it's not the cold jungle.
That's where my biggest issues are going to come in. You got to kill you some.
You got to kill you some clothing. Yeah.
They had to do it Yeah. You got to kill you some.
No, I'm a migrate down to where it's a little bit warmer. You going to freeze to death before you get down there.
Fuck that. Yeah, man.
You can't. Nah.
I think I can rock up here. I just said you got to be naked, right? You got to be naked? He didn't specify that.
You took a hand and said nothing about me. But if that's your bag, you just get naked when you get out.
There's a show that you got to be naked in the wild. Naked in the freeze.
Yeah. Naked in the free Yeah They didn't say nothing About naked Yeah he ain't say that You just voluntarily Get stripped You just wanna be naked Nah you know what Flip on You my man I ain't gonna What am I on You gonna find One of them females You gonna be out there Humping a goat Nah See I wasn't saying I'm fucking with you I'm gonna get y'all That's fucked up Nah that's your man I ain't saying you Get about the cuticle nigga Come on in the cubicle man I got letter opener right here Oh shit Poke your goofy ass right up Ice going to fuck us up Over that cubicle shit Yeah Stapler All that shit Yeah yeah You get resourceful Put a staple on your head Pen, no.
You, our man, dead ass. If you the only thing standing in our way to good insurance, try it.
No, I wouldn't because I love you. But in the event that on the other side of you is seven grand a year.
Seven grand? Why are you paying that much? Take it lower. Get lower.
I said, I need... Get lower.
I need 300 a year, nigga. I'm going to fuck you up.
No, we just... It's our fake equation, nigga.
I know. I say, you seven grand...
You get paid for that? You get paid for that? 200 a year. That's my point.
It's Ice either seven grand or Ice getting a staple on his head. Wait, wait.
Approved, nigga. You.
Do you get paid for that? What you mean? Because I want my shit to be 300 a year. No, you don't get paid for that.
No, I'm talking about you. No, I'm saying no.
All right, nigga, make my shit low, nigga. I don't give a fuck.
Ice or else. Grass.
Don't get paid for that. And I'm taking your raisins on the table, nigga.
Give me these raisins, nigga. Raisins? I used to let you have raisins.
And I'm stripping you. And I'm stripping you too in case you try to get up.
You're so bad. In case you try to get up.
Raisins? You said, you ready? Give me these raisins. Yeah, he had a raisins crew.
Which one is it? It's sunflower seeds. I'm hurt.
I'm hurt. And I'm stripping you, leaving you there in your Chris Brown briefs.
That's too much. That's too much.
I ain't going to strip. And I'm leaving you there in your Marvel briefs that you got on.
So you can't just get up and call me. Freeze, like, damn, don't hit me no more.
Freeze the whole thing. Yo, I'm right.
Wait, wait, wait. I'll strip that nigga.
He's going to have to tease. The robber's confused.
Where this nigga get Chris Brown briefs from? I went to the meet and greet. Shout out to Freeze.
We let you freeze. Freeze is the man.
Freeze is going to kill us. He is never.
He got something for us? Never, never, never, never. I don't have nothing else that I need to get off.
If y'all have something else to get off, get it off right now. Have at it.
No, sir. No, I'm good, man.
Okay, with that said. Why do you say that when shit flow good? You always leave us on the spot.
You're like, I got anything else. Nigga, no.
We're sleepers. We put us in the spotlight.
I hate when you do that. Shit be fly.
Hey, I got nothing else to say, but if y'all do... I think he used that part of his negotiation tactics.
I asked these niggas 17 times out the year if they had anything else to say and they didn't have shit to say. I had to close Close the fucking show where the fuck is the hell you want this nigga what 40 of my

Show out

These niggas want 11 about Yo Hey, I'm the one gotta do all the fucking heavy This is what six grand a bus Are you crazy? Why would you say it? You know what they're gonna say Yeah They're trying to guess You are ridiculous, yo Alright, You are ridiculous, yo. All right, come on.
Word, man. Yeah, man.
Give me the bump to six a month, man. Give me the bump.
You think I'm a fucking five grand a month? Are you crazy? I think they ain't doing no fucking work. Give me the bump, man.
I take the bump up to six. Take that elevation.
Write it down. All down Alright I'm going with

New music

New music

New music by my girl

Jazzy

Jazzy

This record is called

Maybe

Good shit

This is a really funny part

Good shit

I ain't got no doubt in my mind

That you don't fuck with me

I'm just

I'm just

Thank you. I ain't got no doubt in my mind that you won't fuck with me I'm just, you just, you got a funny way of telling me shit Sweet lady, I don't have no doubt That you're feeling me But you leave me hanging round to try and figure what you really need You never answer my questions with a straight answer, you keep it in the middle But is it yes or no? You wanna stay on? Cause I know you're busy, you might need some time to go So keep it straight with me No more in between There's a lot of things that I could handle, girl But there's just one thing Oh, oh, oh, oh Don't treat me like a maybe, like a maybe Tell me yes or no, oh, oh, oh, oh But don't treat me like a maybe Girl, you know I'm wrong, I can't handle it Oh, I can't read your mind, no, baby So I need you to set it straight I ain't pulling tape to keep you around me You can't be sure I won't be mad, baby Oh, when that clock strikes twelve, I'm waiting Patience When she say she might be coming through later Girl, what do you know? Charlie, guess what you get? You ain't gotta lie, you could be honest, Charlie, I ain't lying But is it yes or no, you wanna stay on Cause I know you're busy, you might need some time to use Keep it straight with me, no more in between There's a lot of things that I could handle, girl But there's just one thing Don't treat me like a maybe Like a maybe Shout it to me, yes or no I'm wrong with it But don't treat me like a maybe Girl, you know I'm wrong with it But don't treat me like I'm maybe Girl, you know I'm wrong, I can't handle it, yeah

Ayy, wait a minute, wait a minute Brand new music from our friend of the show, Jazi

Jazi, we love you, baby That record is called Maybe, it's in your

phone and on DSPs right now Can't wait for the project

I'm a big fan. the show, Jazzy.
Jazzy, we love you, baby. Jazzy, Jazzy, man.
That record is called Maybe. It's in your phone and on DSPs right now.

Can't wait for the project.

Can't wait.

Jazzy, get your ass up here and do an interview, girl.

What the fuck you talking about?

That was Jazzy, Maybe, in your phones

right this second. Shout out to her.

Alright, man. I'm gonna shoot on down to Texas

with this one. This is Check, Please by Sauce Walker and That Mexican OT.
Yeah, buddy.

Roll it like a big shot.

Escalade to the NASCAR pit.

Stop diamonds in my mouth.

I don't even need a wristwatch saying that you got it.

You can fuck around and get it.

I'm a stranger, man.

I'm like a ballerina.

I be looking for money like how you sing.

I got a mouth full of water like Catalina.

I be sipping that drink like I'm just a baby.

That bitch with the smart titties when I sex me.

Eat it like a kid.

Throw the bitch check, please.

I can grab an Escalade V with a vet. Keys deep, deep water, how I need a jet ski I ride my wave on them I make plays on them Put my foot on their neck and it stay on them You want problems, I'm putting a bag on them It's automatic when they come static I'ma get a crack and then it be so suck, little hoe You say that you want it, make sure you for show My shooters, they on it, they ready to go Go get you, walkin' with the red shirta let them have it, that's it Run out of luck, little hoe Don't need no practice, I'm up in the scope I jump off the top row, think of matches and broke Bone cut muddy, clancing on a big block Reaching for my neck, that's the queen's way to get shot Beat them up, lift them with scratches like hip-hop Slapped in my pockets, left them with a big knot What a drink, man, gotta go and make a piece stock Quarter million dollars when it's put on a wristwatch Got an ass over like a bug off in a riding I ain't talking football, but she got a tight end This is good, it's like a fat ass Just for small pants, teeth busting I'm hit it hard, make the bitch keep cussing I ain't got time to do shit, I'm hustling He don't wanna really bump heads, he bluffing Puss-ass nigga can't beat me in a nut He ass and go to sleep, he won't be on my country Wait, OT to a whole nother country, nigga, yo Yeah, buddy, ball it like a big shot Escalate to a drug, NASCAR, piss, stop diamonds in my mouth I don't even need a wristwatch saying that you got it You can fuck around and get got it I'm a stretcher, lean on like a ballerina I be looking for money like how you sing I got a mouth full of water like Catalina I be sipping that drink like I'm just a baby That bitch with the smart titties when I sex me Eat it like a king, throw the bitch check, please I can grab an Escalade V With a vet keys Deep in that water How I need a jet ski I ride my wave on them I make plays on them Put my foot in it Making this day on them You want problems I'm putting the bag on them Coating is floating up Out of my Floating up out of my penis She wanna suck me Inside the arena Louis V denim Can't stray from the cleaners WD's on the cutter She seem like Selena I walk to the plug and then draw back the nemas Runnin' from the logs, got me barkin' the engine Can't catch me, I'm dogging a demon Juke with the gangsters, that's platinum scheming Just bought a paint, got me honestly feening Really woke up in the mansion, cartoons on the ceiling Worth millions, bro thought I was dreamin' Raised with the Oaks, speak Pokey, we leanin' Dope my cup, cops the LV beamin' Bitch, crap, whatever I wish, she genie She tryna hop my dog, eat weenie Better have my money on time, yeah, shorty, she a 10 But the looks ain't getting up We'll be right back.
Hey, I can never paint these state fair pies. Why you don't mess with Texas? Our guns live.
We get shot for this necklace. Cowan boot kick his ass undress.
Let her bring pounds to the bar and she's special. Trading my pickup truck for a Tesla.
Three bar flies on my highest trifecta. Fennel powerbund, a white girl, Brock Lesnar.
Barbecue lobster with the cayenne pepper. Boy.
Welcome to Texas. New Ice Fish.

And that is Check Please, Sauce Walker, that Mexican OT,

and it's Lil' Jeremy and M.G. Lil' Bubba on the record as well.

All right.

Texas shit.

I'm going to play some Jesse Reyes.

This is Goliath.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

New Jersey. Yes, yeah.
When I said I love you I mean I would pull every star from the sky down I'd square up with that nigga lion I'd moonwalk it through any fire When I said I love you I mean I ain't tryna do this life without you It's a bad day until I'm around you I was proud to give up till I found you You love me like a Sunday morning But you kiss me like a Friday night Many blessings like a princess over Slow loving is a holy night Love you broke and the water's pouring It turned me into apple pie No letting go, baby, it's you upholding Holding on to the end of time Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers Let the streets cry Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers Now you're all mine When I said I love you I mean I would pull every star from the sky down Or square up with any goliath Or moonwalking through any fire When I said I love you I mean I ain't tryna do this life without you It's a bad day until I'm around you I was about to give up till I found you When I say I love you When I say I love you Deleted every contact from my phone Baby, if I'm honest, I ain't tryna talk to no one But you cuddled in your arms off on my home Baby, if I'm honest, I dropped every single hole for you I'm a little loka, but you look where we met And Gemini's ain't really not forgetting the test But I've been looking at our pics in my phone Think you got me hooked on you like a hit song Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers Let the streets cry Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers Now you're all mine When I say I love you I mean I would put baby stuff from the sky down I'd square up with that nigga live I'm moonwalking through any fire When I say I love you I mean I ain't tryna do this life without you It's a bad day until I'm around you I was about to give up till I found you When I say I love you When I say I love you When I say I love you When I say I love you When I say I love you When I say I love you When I say I love you That's Jesse Reyes, Goliath Absolutely fire Yeah Absolutely fire I can't wait to listen to more of the album The album is called Paid in Memories And she has not really really failed yet, so I don't anticipate this being any different.

I'm going to Larissa Lambert.

The song is called Cardio. Got a feeling Feeling that you could work out all this tension Yeah, I need it We ain't gon' cut a heart, need to release it Yeah, yeah, wear me down, stretch me out Start me up for more of you I'm overdue Baby, take your time So I stand it right We don't gotta run To the song Every little touch Feast my heartbeat up We don't gotta run Too soon We're just warming up Get that cardio We're just warming up Baby, keep it up Running low, won't get tired Check my phone when I ride I might just require Your hands to get me high Score now we inconvenin' We both come first deceivin' Baby focus on your breathin' Let me down, stretch me out Sign me up for more of you I'm overdue Baby, take your time Just throw a city ride We don't gotta run Too soon Every little touch Feeds my heartbeat up We don't gotta run too soon Hey, we're just warming up, get that cardio Hey, we're just warming up, baby, keep it up Hey, we're just warming up, get that cardio You know what you're coming up Baby, keep it up.
We're just warming up. Get that cardio.

We're just warming up.

Baby, keep it up.

That is Larissa Lambert. Cardio.
And you're never beating the allegations. Yeah, I don't think he's trying to either.
No, he's not trying to. Yeah, y'all are insane, bro.
Why everybody's crazy except you? Honestly, like tell them. For real.
Break it down. Seriously.
And then we leave.

And I got my outro music queued up.

Nah, you got it.

But why do they think that?

Carl Thomas, yo.

Do Carl Thomas.

What song?

I don't know.

Just coming off the Donnell.

I ought to hit him with a Carl joint or something.

But it's cool.

You might have something.

Let me try some.

Nah, I was staying with Donnell.

Let me get some Carl. Nah, Donnell.
Let me get some call Let me get some call Well, well, well, well, well Ooh, how Yeah Sitting at the light She pulled up on my right

Looking in the mirror

Making sure her shit was tight

Don't you got a girl?

Who?

I think y'all need to listen to this album again.

I know all the words to this album, damn it, by heart, yo.

So then tell me why he's looking at this girl like this

after all he just said on Where I Want to Be

that we talked about earlier.

You got a girl.

He got eyes.

All right, let me see.

Let me see what eyes are.

She pulled up on my right, looking in her mirror,

making sure her shit was tight.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see if you're right.

I don't know if you're supposed to know this,

be so descriptive of all this when you got a girl.

Let me see.

Maybe you're right. Let me see.
She's sitting at the light. She pulled up on my right.
Looking in the mirror, making sure that shit was tight. I know she done me watching, but was scared to look my way.
I know she want to look, but I think she should. Under pressure, don't know what to do.
She's got two cuties with her. And I got my niggas too.
None of this sounds like I got a girl. And I shot.
No. None of this sounds like she got two cuties with her.
I got my niggas too. She put it in one, stepped on the joint, made it you.
It's gone to your girl. Definitely.
But say that. Don't agree with this.
I'm not out of no lights. Check it out.
Nobody. But say that then.
Looking with this I'm not at no lights Check it out, nobody But say that then Looking at my phone There we go Make a noise Take a noise for that Take a noise for that Tough She looked inside You know what I mean? That's me. Hey.
Hold up now.

Damn, there's some niggas listening that wasn't born when this was out. When the GX4's John Deela, they have no idea why we hype.
Hey. On the weekends.
Hey. Hold up now.
So far and I've just gotta make a mind To me and to see her

And to see her My problems facing another neck You know it's so far And I've just gotta make a mind Tell me everything Everything It's been a while What the fuck is this? I thought it was sensitivity Watch your mouth nigga Watch your mouth Oh baby. Watch your mouth.
Yeah, you hit day 27 back, nigga. You're back, eh? Hey.
Y'all, we all enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time We bid you adieu, farewell, adios Arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir A simple head nod will suffice.
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You know what I mean?

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Let me hear you.

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Do whatever you want to be. What do you have in store for me, girl? What do you have in store for you, girl? It's looking like one of those nights where we don't get no sleep, no.
What do you have in the store for me, girl? What do you have in the store for me, girl? Baby, I'm anxious. I'm trying to focus.
Will I be able to take this? We both know what we don't want to go down the line the line Jesus Oh my Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Webstar FaceTimed me last night I dubbed that shit Webstar, I'ma hit you, nigga Don't hit me after you do Fucking drink champs, nigga Fuck out of here You hit me before that Right place at the right time Right place at the right time It's your love when you can never love Y'all hope everybody has a really good weekend out there I ain't got too much going on tomorrow, man Keeping it light, keeping it light You know what I mean? Keeping it light, watching my diet Staying smoke-free, drama-free Sucker-free out there, you know what I mean? Side chick free out there, man Focused on priorities, responsibilities and all that, man Doing the right thing all times. Hey.
Again, shout out to our girl Mel here with us in spirit. We love you, girl.
Fojo. Shout out to my nigga Queens.
Flip not on that Mel contract. Hey.
Hey. Got it coming.
Got it coming. Not on that, girl.
Eat what you kill. Eat what you kill.
Hey. What's's up man, what y'all doing this weekend? Outside yo I don't wanna hear that shit Shooting up, going to a show and then outside What show? GZ and Drama Oh, Connecticut, right? Oh, that should be a good show And then we ain't got no kids until Monday afternoon I Hey.
Hey. I don't know where we going to end up at.
Hey, some fucking going on. Hey.
Oh, that's happening in front of the kids. All right.
Respect. Respect that nigga.
Respect, respect. What you got going on? Nothing, nigga.
It's 78 degrees and I got a boot on. Fuck I'm doing.
Nigga, I just seen you outside last week. I just seen you outside last week tearing the spot down.
Yo, you be so... I just seen you, Ish.
Now I was tearing the spot down. I ain't moving from my seat.
I was tearing the spot down. You moved enough to get to your seat.
You text me and said bitches was out. Your eyes was working.
You got a bike. And that come with a little bit.
Are you rolling around this weekend anywhere? I don't know. I better not see you nowhere.

No, he going out.

Come on.

He going somewhere.

Nigga, how long we know it?

Is this Saturday tomorrow?

Yeah, we know him long enough.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, I hear this.

Yeah, that's for pod.

That's for the pod people.

That's for the pod people and that little chat GPT nigga that be talking on us.

His little AI nigga.

You don't know me nigga.

Fuck you.

Fuck you nigga.

You don't know me nigga.

It ain't even a real nigga.

It's AI.

Yeah.

Flip, what you got going on? Anything? What's up with my son? Tomorrow, Nico. For his birthday, right? Happy me, nigga.
Fuck you. Fuck you, nigga.
It ain't even a real nigga, it's A.I. Yeah.
Flip, what you got going on? Anything? Doing something for my son, Tamar, Nico. Oh, for his birthday, right? Happy birthday, Nico.
Happy birthday, Nico. Happy birthday, Nico.
It's great when your birthday fall on the same week you was fucking up in school. Princess, they trying to take the bread away for your sweet 16.
Don't worry, though. Oh, shit.
They trying to take it, baby. Yo, that was disgusting.
That was nasty. That was terrible.
I know you love it. I'm going to fuck them niggas, yo.
I'm on some shit with these niggas. I seen G Money look at your kitchen.
Yes. Yes, he was there.
What you doing to my story? I seen G Money look at your shit. Look at your kitchen.
It's aint look nice. What you doing to my stories, nigga? You gave us the wide panoramic view this time.
Boy, that's a nice... I didn't see you got the view out there.
I thought you just had a nice kitchen. You got a nice kitchen with the view.
Yeah, you with me for life, boy. You can't leave this job.
You stuck. You done.
That's fucked up. You can't let your boss see your kitchen, nigga.
You are finito. You're here for at least five years.
I ain't gonna hold five years. You're here for at least four to five.
Oh, yeah. That kitchen? Got the five guys, yeah.
Goddamn. Let's get to it.
You definitely gonna be at 60 in my, huh? Five years? No, in five years, you get to 11. You get there.
You gotta get to 11. There you go.
Five years, you put your work in, man. You deserve to 11.
That's cool. Let's go.
Right now, you washing lettuce.

Right now,

let's continue to do your all

for the three grand.

You'll be on fries.

$3,500.

Let me know.

We going, man.

Y'all hold it down.

Peace, love,

health, wealth,

and prosperity.

We love y'all.

Please be safe this weekend.

We don't want to come in

next week with any RIPs.

That's to everybody listening,

including us.

Prayers to those

inside and outside the rooms.

And we gone.

You've never heard of Joe, buddy.

JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JBP?

Yeah, that's how you pop.

That's a good part, yeah.

Good job, yeah.

Come on, y'all.