Episode 800 | "Loosie Eggs"

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Repeat it is not serious. It is not real.
No one is exposing

revealing

Indicting or telling you anything about themselves

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals

Who do not have your best interests at heart,

or our own. She'll wait.
Freeze, you got it on lock. You don't play.
It's the first time I've seen you like that. Freeze, we started.
Nigga got the red hat on. He's so tight.
You don't play with this girl. I love him.
I don't even know what I'm laughing at, but they stupid, idiot. Why you fucking with Freeze? All right, Freeze put a plan earlier this week and said, yo, can we start on time? Because I have a hard out on Friday.
Time has passed. And, you know, on time didn't look so much on time to Freeze.
So he started mumbling to himself, whispering, come on, man.

I said, freeze, you good?

So I'm telling freeze, yo, it's all right.

She's dead, nigga.

You got it.

You the nigger.

So you changed.

You the illest nigga in the world.

Freeze got shit to do.

He not playing when it comes to Valentine's Day.

He's a lover's man.

He don't play.

He's a lover man.

You inspire me, son.

I wish I had that same sentiment.

Well, you did ask y'all.

I let my wife wait, nigga. Yo, you got to wait.
I'll be there three hours, girl. Wait at the hotel.
I moved today to Saturday, shit. I said, I got to work, man.
What you want me to do? Saturday, we'll hit a little. Let you get your shit off.
You're not even smiling, Freeze. Now, where you going today? None of your business.

Oh, so it's a secret?

Yeah, nigga.

Got it.

Respect that.

See?

Look how aggressive you are, nigga.

I'm not aggr...

Fam, you're trying to make something out of nothing.

I am.

I am in a good mood.

I'm just ready to work.

I'm letting y'all get y'all shit off.

Leave me alone, bro.

Look, look.

It is a little fucking...

When a nigga says you leave him alone, nigga, and don't engage, he trying to get straight

to it.

There's nothing I can say.

I heard the album.

Which is why I just shut up. I heard the album.
Did you hear the album? He don't want to talk about album. The nigga don't want to talk about what he good at.
He don't want to. I can't wait until something free.
I love you, bro. I love you, too.
Yo, girl, get the charcuterie.

Yeah, man.

You got the charcuterie?

Nothing spells love like charcuterie.

That's a fact.

To David Yerman.

Huh?

Every kiss begins with K.

Come on, huh?

I ain't gonna lie, I took the lady name down after they put this shit together. Saw name in the books Downstairs Took it down Trying to steal some sauce Saw her name She was here early I said Who was that? I peeped that too I said Took it right down To screenshot I'll keep it alone To pop if you put them In the room Just the air And that in there Corey you dry shit again Corey Just the? Just the air make these just bust.
Ish, what up? Good day, sir. What up, what up, what up? What's poppin'? I see you picked out, you know what I mean? How you feeling, man? Big episode today, huh? Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. We made it.
Yes, sir. Eight hundo in this piece.
Congratulations, man. Yes, sir.
A little applause. 700 was yesterday.
Huh? Seemed like 700 was yesterday. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, time flies when you're having fun.
With the guys and the ladies. Huh? True.
Huh? Come on. Thank you to...
Hold up, man. Put the laptop down.
Thank you to the fans out there. First and foremost.
Thank you to the haters. Yep, gotta shout the haters out.
Second most.

Couldn't have done it without y'all.

Thank you to all contributors

through this 10-year run.

Thank you to all non-contributors

during this 10-year run.

Thank you to who else?

We got to think up in this piece.

Thank you to all sponsors today,

all sponsors,

advertisers,

integrators of yesterday.

Who else?

Who else we got to thank, man?

Come on, help me out.

What's up?

Thank y'all.

We love you.

Hold up.

Thank y'all.

Hold up, man.

Hold up for a minute, though.

Thank y'all up in this piece. Hello.
Come on, y'all piece. Hello.
What's wrong with y'all? I'm dead ass. What is...
Nigga, what is your problem, son? Let me get some fake applause up in this piece. Ice just want to love.
He don't want to pie. Yeah, he want to love today.
Nigga that were right on the board today, nigga. They said, Lee, that shit blank.
Whoever else I got to thank, I'm sure more people will come to mind as this recording goes on. Of course.
Parks. Think Parks.
Hello. Hold up, man.
Hello. Hello.
Talk to these niggas. Yes, sir.
E. Gotta get E.
Oh, yeah. Erickson been here a while now, too.
Which E, nigga? Oh, Erickson. All right.
Erickson been here. Erickson been here for a while, man.
Erickson, how long have you been here? God damn. God damn.
Seven years. God damn it.
Yeah. That's why every time E come and say, here, here, here, it's time.

I don't even say nothing.

I don't say nothing.

Bet.

Bet.

No, you can't lose, E.

And shout out to Chris Brown.

Yeah, for sure.

Chris Brown, Savon, Alex.

Who's the other one?

There was one more cameraman.

That's fucked up. But you, if you're listening're listening out there.
He gonna leave it in the comments. Hey, dog, that was me.
All right. The other white dude that used to work at the other spot.
Producer, I mean, Parks feeling. Parks feeling.
My Pat. I'll shout out to Pat.
I don't know. Shout out to Pat.
Shout out to Pat. Shout out to the Patronis out there.
You know what I mean? Shout out to the heads of some of these companies. Shout out to the deals that have gone through.
Shout out to the deals that didn't go through. Shout out to it all, man.
God damn it, feeling good. Big Mel.
Yes, sir. Alright.
We ain't got shit on the board. I'm totally fine with it, too.
I'm totally, totally, totally fine with it. You know it's only him with that old-ass ring.
Hello, moto. He fixed that shit, man.
Hello, moto. He took out that ringtone.
Flip on one today. Yeah,tone? Yes, nigga.
Flip on one today.

Yeah, we got a little Moto.

Flip on one today.

We got a superstar, nigga.

Listen, now, we got a superstar next to us.

A legend.

We got a legend.

A legend.

Legend for the six.

Let's go, big man.

Nigga said, Melissa, fuck.

What's she doing?

I'm back on the bandwagon.

I'm back.

That's my sister again.

I'm back on the bandwagon. I don't give a fuck, nigga.
I'm back. Now she sits next to both you and Joe.
Yeah, yeah. What that mean? Who, who, who, you know? Oh, yeah.
Who does that shit? Who do it? Oh, yeah, no, that nigga let Flip have it. Oh, my God.
That nigga let Flip have it on there. I didn't think Flip deserved all that.
Yeah, that was kind of foul. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think you said too much to get all of that. That was crazy.
Mel ain't heard it. We hit it there.
I don't believe that. Mel ain't heard it, by the way.
I don't believe that. You heard it, Mel? Mel has heard it.
Mel ain't heard it. She heard that shit in the past.
Mel has heard it. Word.
Ask what you heard it. Mel, you heard it for real? Really? My phone has been on fire, so I've seen a lot since I woke up this morning trying to get ready for 800, but I have not had a chance to actually listen to it.

You look great.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

It's Valentine's Day.

Sure.

Hey.

Holy shit. Yo, your man's name is so weird.

I don't know.

There you go.

That dumbass little half a jog.

Yeah, yeah.

Word. It's a bullshit guy.
And half a jog. Yeah, yeah.
Word.

It's a bullshit.

And he out of breath already, too.

Yeah.

The nigga said you out of breath already.

I didn't say anything.

What are you talking about?

That's what the street said.

That's for me?

Yeah.

Aw.

That's for you.

That's Valentine's Day.

Thank you.

And you're a girl.

You're so pretty.

And you're up here.

Yeah, I went to the mall at nighttime for that. God damn it.
I don No, no, no. I ain't.
I ain't. They was empty yesterday.
Who you telling me? I was shocked. I walked no line or nothing.
No line? No line to get in there? Yeah, what the fuck y'all talking about? They be, nigga, they don't look like that around Valentine's Day, Mother's Day. Thank you.
It be packed. I keep telling y'all niggas.
Niggas just broke out here. Thank you very much.
That was very thoughtful. Dumbass, high-ass flowers.
Niggas ain't got it. How many roses is that? I don't like this nigga.
You don't like that? I just want to know. Pricer, pocket wash and all that.
Is it the 50 piece? You special. I'm going to be honest.
I had no idea how much these cost. I had no...
It's expensive. Tell that nigga, man.
I was shocked. I tried to buy four of them.
How much they cost. These are not cheap.
Thank you. They smell great.
They really do. Thank you.
These are the ones that last for the year? They last way longer than that. I feel a big dog.
My son don't play. He came in here.
Clear, sweet.

I like that.

Yeah, smart.

Let me see.

I bet.

Thank you. I got you.
I got you, man. Mic check, one, two, one, two.

Mic check, one, two, one, two.

Oh, shit, all right.

Hey, we gotta take Ian up in this piece. Black History Month, thanks dawg.
Thanks buddy. I was doing this shit for the passion without you.
Doing this shit for the free on the arm without you. I love you buddy.
Oh man. Feeling good.
Shout to the parents out there. Shout to the parents out there.

Shout to the kids out there.

Everybody all over the world.

Look at the potters that drowned.

Everybody that take it. Everybody didn't make it.
Didn't happen to me and you.

Four done together, darling.

We'll make it through.

Darling, keep on reaching out for me.

Big Jersey, Big Jersey.

Big Jersey. Hey.
You know what I mean? I'm on my mic vibes. Go.
Rest in peace, Mike. Shout shots of my niggas in the car right now.
Hold up I do it for the niggas. They woke up boil some eggs right quick made a little smoothie some coffee Yeah, I mean got the kids ready for school Kiss wifey on a sheet got a fly vehicle.
Hopefully it's clean shot to the niggas at the car wash right now You can't act with a feel Hit the road, hit the highway on these niggas right quick There ain't no run for you, it's part of town Everybody out of town right now, everybody on vacation We're doing it for the lovers today Living crazy, that's the only thing I can do Gotta leave the 9-5 up on the shelf And just enjoy yourself Groove I'm so pregnant. I'm not a woman.
I'm not a woman. I'm not a woman.
I'm not a woman. You know you.
You make me see. Shout to everybody in the building listening.
Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies.
Where did you come from, baby Do you want to take me back? Do you want to take me back? Do you want to take me back? In the morning you've got to be Spine with me, just sugar fly with me Don't you know now, it's the perfect time Shout to the subgroups out there I'm thinking right to the city All over the country out there He's the lovin' Anybody fight a solid battle out there? Let me take it to the max I want you to love you Pretty young thing You need some lovin' To the love and care And I'll take it there Girl girl Ooh, I want to love you

I want to love you

You want me so loving

I want to love you, yeah

And I'll take you there

Feeling good, feeling great

Yes, sir, ski.

Yeah, I mean, shout to the real niggas all over the world, man.

Shout to the first and last time listeners out there.

Everybody.

Everybody that's played a role along the way.

Oh, what a journey.

What a journey.

Let's keep this applause going for the greatest crew in the world, huh?

Uh-huh.

A legend from the six.

Oh, fuck are they talking about out there? I don't know. A legend from the six.

Fuck are they talking about out there?

I don't know.

A legend from Queens.

Room full of a legend from... Where the fuck...

Wherever the fuck.

I don't know.

I ain't been in this crib.

A legend from fucking Elizabeth over there. East Elizabeth.
Away from the projects. That other side of Elizabeth.
Down Main or whatever that street is. And you go over the bridge past Cindy's where the nice houses nice houses are a legend from elmira yeah feeling good feeling great up in here what's popping though what's popping though huh you see it welcome to episode 800 god damn it uh-huh 800 of the Joe Budden podcast.
Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, PrizePix, PrizePix gang. Oh man, I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, fully dressed host Joe Budden.
Here with a few really, really, really amazing people. How else would you be dressed? Well.
No, no. Oh, I'm sorry.
In my birthday suit. Hey, in my birthday suit.
Ish, leave me alone, man. Damn, I didn't say one word.
Leave me alone, but don't make a face at me. Don't, come on.
Positive vibes. I don't want no problem.
I don't want no smoke with nobody in here or out of here. Just good vibes, good energy, positive affirmations for all.
Blessings on blessings on blessings on blessings, huh? Yeah. How are you feeling? I feel great.
800. 800, man.
10 years. No, 10 years is Tuesday.
Oh, 10 years is Tuesday. Back to back.
We're going back to back celebration. We won't play with them.
Life is short. Life is fresh.
We ain't playing with them. Any chance I can get to celebrate, we're celebrating.
Back to back. Congratulations.
I'll take an Uber next week. Hey.
Getting a little turned up. I'm going to turn up a little something.
Chef Keno coming to cook a little something next week. Okay.
We're going to have a little more balloons. The balloon budget was, you know what I mean? All you expensive ass niggas in here.
We had to save on the balloons, but for Tuesday, more balloons, huh? Yeah. After the 15th? Huh? After the 15th.
Probably a little cheaper after the 15th. I'll see what you say.
Are they? Yeah. That makes sense.
Blue rates might be up a little bit. Yo, you know some wild facts.
Why do you know that? I mean, it's common sense. It's after Valentine's Day.
Everybody knows that, fam. Like, flowers will probably drop the prices.
Rapping paper on the 27th beat. Valentine's Day cards are going to be super cheap.
Yeah. That's a good one.
You're absolutely right. That's why we need OGs around.
Yeah. Yeah.
OGs, OGs. It's true.
The bodega flowers in New York was $50 a dozen. The bodega.
Bullshit. Yeah, that's all right.
Nigga, tomorrow them shit's going to be back to $12. Yeah.
The hustle is a hustle, dog. You got to respect the hustle, dog.
Don't wait till the last minute. You going to pay Niggas selling loosey eggs.
What? Nah, hold up. You're right.
Run, dick fly. How much? How much? A dollar, nigga.
How much is an egg? A dollar, a dollar 50. Niggas are selling loosey eggs.
Actually, it might be more than a buck. Nigga, I was in Red Hook today.
They were selling loosey eggs, nigga. For a dollar 50.
Yeah, nigga, Red Hook yo. Oh, shit.
What? He's getting the shit out of me.

Yo, niggas got jumbos down the way.

He right, he right.

Niggas like Joe buying all the eggs up.

Yo, what you talking about?

Let me get a pack of eggs, gang.

Shit real out here.

Holy shit, yo.

Lucy eggs. And Red Hook today, nigga sold a loose egg.

Lucy eggs is funny.

Yeah, I'm blowing a bodega.

I got to see this.

Nah, they on my ass for saying last part that we had it easy with eggs. They should be good.
We did have it easy with eggs. A lot of eggs around the world.
They make a lot of eggs. Box is right.
There's a lot of eggs. A lot of chickens dying now too though.
That's true. Bird flu is fucking shit up.

Oh yeah.

For real.

Over here though.

That's just,

no more.

I thought the bird flu

was somewhere else.

America.

I get it.

America.

That's how they justify it.

Do we believe that?

Who?

What comes with the bird flu?

Do we believe that

we paying this much for eggs

because the chickens are dying? Didn't they tell us this when the wings went up like crazy before? They did, right? They used this before when the wings went crazy. Wasn't there a bird flu outbreak at that point? But the thighs ain't go up and the breasts ain't go up.
Only the wings went up. You're right.
You're right. You're absolutely right.
These niggas say anything. Niggas ride.
Jump right on the boat. the boat We scared of shit though We scared of shit nigga Look what COVID did to niggas I wish they'd take their ass Down there by a total Or by my baby mama house Some of them people Got pet chickens in the yard I think that is brilliant They would not pay For fucking eggs I snitch it Yo Never mind Oh I'm just saying Don't tell me that it's a fucking...
I'll run in money yard.

I'll snatch the shit out of one of them chickens in his yard.

Go uptown to some of them apartments.

They got roosters in there, too.

Empty apartments, too.

In the Bronx, yeah.

That's racist.

No, it's roosters and yay-yo.

Yo, you never little ladies.

That's what they got. We're in my line, Corey.
No, thank God.

Corey, am I lying, Corey?

That don't help my line.

That don't help your argument.

I'd have been stuck in a motherfucking suit. We'll show you the bird flu for real, nigga.

Police everywhere outside.

Did I intro everybody?

I believe so.

All right, awesome, great.

All right, we feeling good.

We feeling great.

800, nigga.

Looking good, y'all.

800.

Yes.

It's a big deal.

It's a huge deal.

And it's a big deal because we don't number the Patreon episodes.

Yeah, where it's like double that.

Yeah.

It's really like 2,000.

Yeah.

It's up there.

Yeah, it's a lot.

It's a lot.

It's a lot.

That'll be interesting.

Somebody should check that.

Somebody will do it, too. Somebody will do it, nigga.
No, I'll'll go check it Shout out to you For working hard And putting it together Everybody work hard We gotta give you the credit Everybody work We gotta freeze Hold up You trying to get past it Free we gotta Give us a second Let's get the niggas Credit freeze Fuck that We all work hard All of this motherfucker Working Freeze not playing Not at all Alright free Shout out to all We just wanna go We all work off this. This motherfucker working.
Freeze not playing. Not at all.

Shout out to all the people.

He just want to go home and snuggle, man.

Flip is not going to leave me.

I love you.

I love you.

No.

I don't want no smoke, bro.

Freeze, we like this version of you, though.

We do.

Spicy Freeze.

We like Spicy Freeze.

I agree with him.

We like Spicy Freeze.

Stop.

Stop.

What's the spicy shit, man?

That nigga like. It's kind of my shit.
Sriracha. Sriracha.
Sriracha. You might have bought some all black shit.
I definitely have some all black shit. Some leather shit, right? No.
It's new? No. No, I didn't go buy a new fit.
I have to go to dinner. Y'all better leave for his alone, man.
Yes, he did. I know.
He did. That's a lie.
Now he's lying on you.

Something new.

But it's fine.

The belt.

The shoes.

Cybersons.

Yeah.

Hey, yo, if you got the black and pink Iversons for Valentine's.

We gonna throw in the marathon blazer.

I got you.

I got you.

I got you.

Yo, you might have something, yo.

I got you.

I got some pink joint.

You might have some black and pink Iversons.

The marathon.

Puma slacks.

Puma slacks. Some new shit.
Stop. Niggas are idiot.
Puma slacks. Oh, all right, what's important? Come on.
You know what's important, nigga. It's a hundo.
What's important? Nigga. You know what's important, Joe.
All right, ISO y'all, let's go. Come on, freeze.
Come on, freeze what? All right, y'all know what it is. Album drop that y'all been waiting for.
Yeah. What is it? Some sexy songs for you.
For you. Party Next Door featuring Drake.
I felt like it was a little bit more of a Drake featuring Party Next Door. 21 songs.
I'm just talking about the way they label it way they label it. Yeah, sure, sure.
Circumvent certain shit. I think it was a Drake album.
It was a Drake album. It was a Drake album.
We tried to get around Universal. That's what it was.
He did. He did.
He did. He did.
21 songs. Yeah.
21 songs. So let's hear it.
What do you think? 15 of them. You said you like 15? I said I heard like 15, 16 of them.
I listened to the whole thing. First off, I couldn't find this shit.
It was like extremely hard to find. Like when it dropped Stroke of Midnight, I'm in the stores.
Don't say stroke. Stroke of Midnight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you talking about? Midnight, a good time to stroke.
Yeah. Don't buy an album at the stroke of Midnight.
The stroke of Midnight. Sexy songs? That might be the album to buy.
What are you talking about? At the stroke of midnight. It was right there for me, but.
But yeah, it was just hard to find. It was really hard to find.
And people was complaining and saying that they couldn't find it. Huh.
You bought it before you laid down? I was seated when I purchased it. Weirdo.
You were sitting on it? At my desk. Hey, yo.
Aw, get the fuck out of here, please. Are you good, bro? Get the fuck out of here Get the fuck out of here At my desk At my desk At the stroke of midnight Yeah I went to bed I went to bed like An adult Like the old nigga I am Watching Very Scary People On Max Okay Good show I started that paradise That is a great show Very scary.
I would have never watched that by the name, but that is a great show. Went to bed, woke up at around four.
The album was right there, right at the top. First album on iTunes.
Copped it and walked to the kitchen. Left asleep in there.
You know what I mean? Took a little walk. See what it's getting.
It's cool. I thought it was cool.
I think if you're a Drake fan, you're probably really happy to hear this. And it's good to see the moment, right? It's good to see the fans just have something to cheer for and have their time.
I think if you're a party fan, you might be disappointed. I feel like he was underrepresented on the album, being that it was billed as a party album.
That being said, I like Drake more than Party, so I wasn't really mad at it. And most people do.
And that being said, this genre, Drake, there's a bunch of different genres. This is not my favorite of the Drake genres, the slow R&B, spacey shit.
But I think it's solid. I think it's solid.
Yeah, I thought it was cool. I like the album.
But I see some people are complaining about it. And I wanted to hear from the people that actually listen to the music or listen to Drake to see why people may not like it.
Because I like the album. I think the album is dope.
Oh, go ahead. I mean, music is subjective.
Yeah. So you could like some shit that Ice and I like and Parks might be in the middle on I think sometimes we be listening to the other motherfuckers to tell us what to like but then if we're waiting for Drake and Drake comes and to me that he delivered and then I hear people that I look to for music saying well I don't really like it I want to know why what's the reason, what are we looking for? What are you guys looking for in music? Sometimes it could just be expectation.
Like, people could have expected, even though they build this album as sexy songs, it's songs for the women. So you kind of could go into it.
You kind of know what you're going to get. Got it.
There's people that's like, I know Drake going to give us one where he just going bar crazy on it. Oh, it oh he didn't do this oh he didn't do that so he gave us a bar record no he did I'm just but I'm talking about damn their timestamp yeah record okay people expected he has my time straight yeah but this ain't that so so a lot of times when people don't like something it's because they set their own expectations and it didn't meet.
Or they just got an outright bias. Or that.
Poor Drake and Party have produced way hotter music than this. So back to your expectation point.
A full body of work? No. No, never a full body of work.
Gotcha. But just in every feature on both sides.
Gotcha. On party side, fucking from if you're reading this, like the people that are fans of both of them, when they get together, it's like.
All right. So maybe this didn't meet that mark for party fans.
Drake fans, I see a stack. Yeah.
Yeah. And rightfully so.
Like I'm happy for them. Them, like I'm not a Drake fan.
But I'm happy just to see, I like that it looks like he's putting that shit behind him. Uh-huh.
And it's just going now. Now I'm just, I'm off that.
This is where we are. I'm giving y'all music.
Warm weather coming. This is what I'm on.
And the fans are eating it up. I kind of feel like This album could have Came earlier Historically Earlier time Like in the years Like yeah years This could have came Years ago You know what I mean I think it would have Better moved then But I do like him Getting just back To doing Drake shit And leaving all the Battle shit And all the other Internet shit alone Even though he's still Doing it How about that That's what y'all got For that For the most part I got y'all I'm back in the booth I'm gonna put out A music that? That's what y'all got for that? For the most part.
I got y'all. I'm back in the booth.
I'm gonna put out a music project.

But I'm on y'all niggas' ass in the summer.

Yeah. That's what I

got from it. I can't

wait to see what's next. Yeah, that's what I got from it.

This summer, we'll be back.

Or I'll be back. Man, I ain't forgetting

nobody. I like how you said they not like us

on one of the records. He did.

I thought that was funny.

Yeah, I thought that was funny. Do y'all have standout tracks that y'all fuck with more than others? No, I don't be remembering their names.
I like the Melissa Ford drug. More hugs? Hey, huh?

Give me a hug. Yo, number 10.

It's good to hear Drake the Jerk familiar with. words have never been spoken.
Niggas want to see rent me on a t-shirt like I'm Hulk Hogan. I appreciate the fans rocking with me.
This is really just a small token. Really fucking with a visionary.
Only reason I ain't got a girl and I ain't getting married. Because I'm really out here filling up the itinerary.
Till I'm six feet. That was for Ish.
All right, Ish, you got your answer to your question. That was for you.
That was. Bring it back again.
Shut the fuck up. I'm serious.
I'm dead ass. I didn't catch that one.
That's a direct response to your point that you make a lot. That you think he want to settle down.
Yeah. Okay.
And he telling you, this why I ain't got a girl, nigga, so don't worry about it. Okay.
That's all you got? That's all I got, dog. Okay.
Why you look all tight in the face? What? I got a smile on my face. I look tight in the face.
I got a smile on my face. But it's a Botox-y smile.

Smile, chill.

You got the fillers?

Smile, chill.

You ain't waiting to get no fucking fillers. He might have did, though.

He got a little tuck right here.

Bro-tox.

Oh, shit.

If I get any tox, y'all niggas need to tox my ass in that Hudson River.

Okay.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

All right, but you're going to respond to Drake, though.

What do you think of his response to you? He didn't respond to me. Drake is making music.
I'm the last nigga on Drake's list. It's a coincidence that he said that.
Well, what do you think of his explanation for never wanting to be married? Or settle down? What man don't really want? Him. Let me take that back.
Yeah. I think Drake would like to be married.

My personal thing. So you're forcing marriage on a nigga.

I'm not forcing marriage.

He just told you how he felt to your question.

He answered.

We just asked him.

He answered you.

Nigga said lie every day, B.

Men up here lie every day, B.

So he lying.

I'm not doing this with you.

I'm just saying.

We having a conversation here.

Nah, he's telling the truth.

I was wrong.

He's shooting that nigga's grave.

Wait, I think he wrote this verse.

After the pod?

During the Super Bowl.

Oh, my grave, huh?

Grave, huh, nigga?

All right.

Okay.

All right, you motherfucker.

Nigga wrote this shit an hour ago.

Hey, hold up.

Don't upload yet.

I got one more.

Wait. No.
Sassy Drake is fire. What the fuck they gonna do with it? It's these niggas that become a soul beneficiary What the fuck are they gonna do with it? Had a girl up at 29 on stage Twerking with a dictionary Guilty That line was funny Yeah, that line is funny This is fun It is This is fun It is It's not church trips when it's cold out here in February Cause right now shorty parachute and Molly like she flying for the military This girl face so pretty I can only think of fucking missionary Fuck that make the beat switch Turn the hoes up give a million to em Right now I got so many villains booked on like a villain to em Dirtz boy told me Marvin's room a legend from the 6.
Let's get it. So flip lip trembling.
Hey, legend, nigga. You are a legend from the six.

Let's get it.

So flip.

That's a me.

Hey. We're on that again.
I don't think you got it. Savage you the only nigga checking on me when we really in some shit brother Melissa for you a legend from the States

Hate to see you when you ass sucker

Shit about to be a lit summer

Nigga for the effect Savage, you the only nigga checking on me when we really in some shit, brother. Melissa Foy, you a legend from the States.
Hate to see you with a dick sucker. Shit about to be a dick sucker.
You can put an effect on a dick sucker. That's a sloppy one.
Filter of the dick sucker is crazy. I know Mel here and his ain't the greatest.
Melissa Foy, you a legend from the States. Hate to see you with a dick sucker.
Dick sucker. We have our Melissa Foy drop.
Yep, there we go. All right.
Close the laptop. It's better in the game one, so.
Close the laptop. Sorry.
That was fucked up. No, not even that.
Now I understand what you meant when you said. Yes.
Yes. That's why I'll be letting Flip respond to it.
Yeah. Okay, go Hold on.
Hold on. Got it.
I've been on the cool shit. It's not Flip.
I sit in between two people. How do you know? It's not Flip.
You don't know. Yeah, it could be.
It could be. It could be.
It could be. We just said it could be.
It's not Flip. So you're saying it's not...
She's saying it don't suck dick. So you're saying it's Joe.

So you calling him that.

I don't know what he does, but I know I don't suck dick.

And it's not flip.

That whole shit, now I'm listening to that whole shit was a shout out at your man, son.

He just, he heard the part.

He bigged up ish.

I don't want you to marry me right now.

Let me respond to you, ish. Let me respond to you, Ish.

Let me respond to Ish.

Dan, your words got power.

And then he had the bigger Melissa Ford.

I was fading when I heard that shit.

What are you talking about, nigga?

How you feel, man?

Yeah, how you feel?

I'm still processing.

I'm just still processing. It's okay.
You can just say your question. Canadians stand together, right? You going to spin? What? You said what? You going to spin? Spin the block.
I mean, go back and... I know what he means.
Oh. That's why I'm giving him the fucking evil eye right now.
That's not what I'll spin mean. No.
What does spin mean? What, you gonna fucking twirl, nigga?

No.

That's what I'm saying.

She gonna spin the block.

I'm not doing this.

That could mean two different ones.

Yeah.

Spin for us on our behalf?

Yeah.

Oh, I got you.

Yeah.

Got it.

What the fuck you talking about, nigga?

Hold on.

Just play one more time.

Let me just hear if it's spin worthy in which direction.

Go a little before it. The spin is different.
Hey, Drake. That's not the other spin.
You a legend from the six. Nigga gave it a legend status.
Y'all so cool up here. Y'all are the coolest.
I mean, it's great. There you go.
It's awesome. I mean, it's not the first time, though.
Nope. It's not even the second.
It's not even the third. But thank you.
Talk about it.

Mel, do you think he's trying to... I don't know what

he is trying to do. I am not in that man's mind.

I do not know. I will let you

guys opine on that.

Let me ask my guys. Do you think it's the art of war

move, nigga? It could be.

Wouldn't be bad. Yeah.
Clever move.

Divide and conquer.

Yeah. Divide.
Big up the woman up here.

Put on the pedestal that she belongs on.

For sure.

And then, you know.

I was happy you did that.

Extremely happy.

I was happy.

Extremely.

What the fuck should be happening out there?

Yeah.

Big male.

Big male.

Legend from the 6th.

Hate to see you with a dick sucker.

Stop. That shit fucked me.
I ain't gonna lie. I didn't like that.
I was hating like, oh, God damn it. Man, Joe.
The album dropped. I tweeted six trash can emojis hit send and then immediately tweeted six fire emojis hit send immediately tweeted nah this shit is

a classic

and then said

nah this shit is trash

and just left it alone

I just saw all the trash

getting retweeted

that's

and I was like

y'all just waiting

like whatever y'all want

is there

yeah

all of y'all

yo why you didn't say this

I put them all up there

y'all pick what y'all want to do

all I kept saying was

yeah go listen to

give a hug though

oh yeah

you must have heard

give a hug

that's why you don't like it

I'm like

what the fuck are they doing me

Thank you. want to do.
All I kept saying was, yeah, go listen to Give a Hug, though. Oh, yeah.
You must have heard Give a Hug. That's why you don't like it.
I'm like, what the fuck are they doing with me? Shit about to be a lit summer. Tell Tony Lee the motor running.
Tell Mike that the seal is too low and booby. How we supposed to throw a honey? Damn.
They be dropping shit, but we be dropping hard and shit. I'm trying to get the party lit.
Trying to get the party lit For the bitches Them Nike tights is hugging on that ass Like they missed it Niggas is hating the boy for sure The women in love Walking the strip club Damn I miss you hoes Give me a hug Give me a hug Give me a hug Give me a hug Give me a hug May the anthem fall You wave my hug niggas. You did.
You used to get it done. No, I ain't gonna lie.
Wear my hug at? What? You used to get it done. That was the line, right? Where my hug at, girl? Back in the day.
Disgusting. I'm so full of shit, man.
Absolutely disgusting. Never.
I was never that. You was there.
You was there. I don't know what you was whispering in the ear, my nigga, but you was not where my hug at.
Yeah, no. I personally have never been a where my hug at guy.
Nothing wrong with you, beta. I mean, you all out there that do it.
And today, doing that shit. Shit, I was scrunching my face up at still fucking bitches

in Nike tights.

I was making a face

long before we got

to that part.

Like,

damn,

they had Nike tights?

I don't care

what y'all,

I don't care.

I don't care.

A lot of them Nike tights

have limp balls on it,

so you gotta be careful, man.

Nike tights

is the Fordham Road bitches. Niggas is fucked No They getting popped That's not true What you mean I get it A lot of motherfuckers Is in the Lulus But Lululemon's nigga It's a lot of motherfuckers That don't care about that That got some spanky That's walking around With Nike tights I'm not mad at the Nike tights.
Man, they getting fucked in the Amazon tights. You talking about the goddamn Nike tights? They is.
Who we talking about? Ice is right. Ice is right.
But it's levels to that. I hear you.
I disagree. Niggas lying.
I'm lying. Y'all niggas lying.
Cause baby. How When niggas be telling y'all the truth, y'all just think it's a lie.

Because we know niggas.

You do that all the time.

These niggas just lying up here.

They just potting.

Oh, cause I know when y'all lying.

Play the song, Jeff.

I know when y'all lying.

Play the song, man.

You ain't seen me with no Nike type bitch.

Cause maybe I'm doing this wrong.

I haven't seen you with anybody in ages.

That's my man I put your ass in my palms And you're trusting my arms This is absolutely fire This is absolutely fire I feel better right I'd rather get it right Than go on tonight I get it, party's not for everybody.

That's fire. Yeah, that record's hard.
That record's hard. Those are the two best joints on this project to me.
Deeper and Give Me a Hug. Really? Yes.
By far. For me.
I like the intro too. I like the first half of this.
I like the first half of this. You start losing me.
And shout out to Yeba. Absolutely love Yeba.
Yeah, why I can't talk today? I like the first half of this You start losing me And shout out to Yeba Absolutely love Yeba Yeah why I can't talk today I like the Pimmies delimitant shit I know it's just a little interlude But that shit is tough How do you guys feel about Nokia That seems to be a I fuck with it I do too The first time I listened to it I was like eh I don't know But't know. But in the car today, that shit was...
That shit was alright outside too. I can see how this would be potentially.
Yep. Who? Yeah.
Over your sound. 2025.
77. 77 commercials.
This is definitely going to be a TikTok. You know what this is for? It made me think of like roller skating.
I thought he was trying to follow the line of the Metro and Future type way. You know, they were doing all that funny ass sounds that they were doing.
Okay. I didn't even think of that.
Yeah, that's what I thought. It gave me that feel at the time.

You know what I was thinking?

I mean, you went Metro and Future.

I was thinking Kanye and Ty Dolla's song.

Ah, got it.

What do you think, Joe? Do you like it?

No.

Not at all.

I absolutely hate it.

You put that face on.

I absolutely hate this song.

I be thinking.

No doubt about it.

I thought he was going on a Make Joe Hateater run between... Now, see this one? This is horrible.
Spanish Joe... Almost threw the laptop.
This one's horrible. For me, this Meet Your Padre into Nokia back-to-back is almost as egregious as what did Hov do on Kingdom Come? What did he do? It was that Usher song into that Beyonce song.
Oh my God. Sorry, Ho.
Anybody. I love you, Ho.
And then Hollywood. I forgot the other one.
Dog. This is horrible.
Can I meet your padre? Yes. Turn the shit up.
Yo. This is bad.
That's the shit with the guitar. I think that nigga chasing some spanking.
That's what I'm saying. That's he chasing money.
He trying to hit every bass. No, it's not.
But guess what happens? $38? They in here. Spinning.
Nike tights. No, no.
No, no, no. No.
Combo. They got the Nike Titanic $38 on?

They might.

I kind of like this one, too.

This is a little bit more poppy, too.

Bro, he kind of hit on a bunch of different bases.

This one's super poppy.

It feels like a 90s offspring or some shit.

This the one he tried to call ScZA for, but he forgot. He definitely went to text SZA and this shit came back green.
Oh, come on. Yeah.
I like the first half of the project. I think it's cool.
There's records on here that I like. I'm not going to say some songs.
I ain't even finished. The first half, if you like the first 11 records.
No, like 10 records. I like the vibe of the first half.
I understand people out there saying that it might get repetitive. Yeah, a little bit.
It did. Got you.
That's your back, though.

This is your, like,

chaga.

Yeah, sometimes

it's not wrong with

if I like this vibe,

I like this sound,

all right, keep doing it.

Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Shit is working.

And again,

good to see them

have that moment

out there of,

you know,

it's been rough.

It's been rough.

It's been a rough 12-blood.

So, this feels like a reset. Or at least he back to making music again yeah you know what I'm saying yeah and taking some chances or being creative he and his little creative process I guess sure this is all trickery he's trying to figure out you know what I mean get get through what he got going on you know what I'm saying with the whole UMG situation.
I mean, we could read through it and then we see it,

but it's clever.

Let's see where it goes.

I like the project, and I'm looking forward to more reception on it.

On one of the joints, didn't he say,

Lucian hit me and told me to piece it up?

Oh, he might have.

I don't know.

I haven't done a lyric on deep dive.

I think he said that on one of the ships.

What do we think this album does first week?

250 to 350.

I'm with that.

Fox, I'm with you.

I'm with that.

It's a big gap though.

I'm going lower.

Yeah?

Pause.

Low.

How much lower?

Let's hear it.

120.

Really?

120. You tripping.
That's that's my number what you think if if it come back 120 something is is very very wrong very wrong it's very very very very wrong and very wrong and then they're gonna say we can't account for the direct to consumer sales if it come back If it come back in 120, they're going to say we sold 200 in direct-to-consumer.

Because

it was an early link

for that.

A couple days.

Really?

You could buy the digital

footprint or some shit. Don't get me

the line out of here. I waited until it popped

up in iTunes. But if you think they do 120, what's wrong? Like the fix is on? Or off? P4 only did 37.
I'm not grading this as party. A party album.
Well, the only reason why I am is because it's listed as a party album. Yeah, but UMG is under here.
Yeah, but. So party, when he drops, it's under that Santa something music group.
Yeah, Santa Ana. And Drake, well, it's OVO under Santa Ana.
OVO Sound under exclusive license to Santa Ana label group. That's party.
OVO and OVO under exclusive license to Republic Records, a division of UMG. And that's Drake.
Yes. That's what it's saying.
It is party, but it's saying both of their deals. Okay.
I just can't see 120. Yeah, it seems.
That would be frighteningly low, in my opinion. And I think this is the one.
I think Drake could sell 120 of a CD full of farts. I believe he could, but I think also...

So if this comes back as that, something's off.

I'm saying, but expound on, when you say something's off, what do you mean by that?

They're buried it, or...

It means it's just not going to be...

It's the beginning of maybe Independent Drake.

If it comes back at 120, is this what Independent Drake looks like?

I'm going to say no, but yeah. See, I think this is the safety net dropping it this way.
If it does come back, if it's not typical Drake numbers. They can use it as an excuse.
Exactly. It's almost like we're preparing ourselves for it to come back a little lower.
There's no single. There's been nothing leading up to this.
True. So now this drops.
We know it's not going to do typical Drake numbers, so let's make it party featuring Drake and drop it this way to cover ourselves so that now we're shielded against any type of backlash from, hey, why you didn't do this number? Why you didn't do that number? Well, it's because of that. Because we're going to get around that it ain't but so much party on here.
And I think if that word get around, like I said, I think that boy could sell a CD full of farts. I'm agreeing with you.
If that's not happening, then is this his version of Big Sean after he left wherever he left or Meek after he left wherever he left. Is this what it begins to look like? I still say no.
I'm saying no, too, which is why I don't have it at 120. That matters, bro.
The fact that it's listed as party Drake, that matters. I'm going between 180 and 250.
I think 250 is fair. I think 250, 270 is fair.
Yeah. That's what I think.
And we're only talking like in the United States. First week.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, we just done the first week number. Okay.
Yeah, U.S. But Canada's the U.S.
So you're a legend in the U.S. Gulf of America.
When was the last time you been back to Canada? Like 79. No, not exactly.
How long do your legend in the 6th? I was just there in March shooting a movie. If my TSA pre-check expire every five years, how often do you have to update

your legend in the six card?

I think that it's set in stone.

You don't.

Talk about it.

That's an alley-oop.

That's an alley-oop right there.

That shit is cemented.

It's dead.

Fuck they talking about.

On to the next generation,

I don't know.

That part?

Your shit is dead.

Huh, fuck you talking about, Mandy?

Wait, hold on.

What happened now?

Or do I even want to know?

No.

Okay, all right.

Let me talk to you.

Fuck you talking about, huh?

Y'all think he bit Freddie Gibbs aesthetic?

With the rabbits and all that shit?

I saw that.

The rabbits, the dollar signs, the font on the.

No, I don't think he did.

I don't think he bit it. He might have.
Man, we've been... I don't think he might have.
He might have. Bro, he's been making dollar sign essays since I was in elementary school.
He's been doing that. But the combination of dollar sign essays with the rabbit, I think...
It wasn't just the rabbits, though. They used a whole bunch of different...
He put a whole bunch of pictures up. He made it a hot line.
I made it a hot song. He didn't bite Gibbs.
It's funny though. If I'm Gibbs, I'm rolling with it.
Yeah, absolutely. For sure.
I'm going to roll with it. You bit my shit.
Yeah. Then did y'all see that other story going around about them biting the shit, the towers, the artwork.
Yeah, the dude that said he spoke to them and, well, spoke to Party and basically stole his whole concept and everything. I saw it.
Listen, good project, man. Not bad.
Good project. That's all that matters.
That's what I got for you. Who else dropped? I know Kodak dropped two singles.
He's actually, and clap it up for them, they just signed over to Generation Now, Drama Cannon and Kodak. Kodak just signed over.
They just announced it. It's a nice move.
Yesterday or the day before yesterday, if I'm not mistaken. But I saw a bunch of singles floating around.
You know, everybody ran right to this though. West Side Gun dropped.
He did. He did.
I listened to a little bit of it. It sounded dope, but I didn't get through the whole thing.
Yeah, I'm going to catch everything else. They dropped.
Shout out to they. See, Offset got a single.
I want to check that out. I'd like to see where he's at.
It's Valentine's Day, man. I'll get to it.
Yeah. I'll get to it over the weekend if it's a vibe.
If it's some slaps on your shit.

For now.

What you did for Valentine's Day, bitch? Come on.

What I'm doing? Yeah.

Nothing.

What the fuck you talking about? He don't play that?

He tell us over here he don't play that shit.

It's just another day. He get flowers every week, though.
That's true.

Are you still doing every week flower shit?

I've been falling off. Lately, I've been mad busy, but like once a month.
though. That's true.
Are you still doing every week flower shit? I've been falling off.

Lately, I've been mad busy,

but like once a month.

Nice.

Something like that.

Keep it fresh in the crib.

Forehead, little forehead kiss.

Well, just get those.

They last.

Forehead kiss this morning.

Hey.

This was a forehead kiss.

I sure am.

Hell yes.

Forehead kisses.

A heartbeat.

Good morning, baby.

That's every day.

There you go. You don't do that? Softies.
For sure. I do the top of the head.
Where? Of his? Of his head? I do both. Yeah, I do the top of the head.
I do the forehead. Because bitches killed the, when they killed the good morning text, they kind of killed the forehead kiss.
Wait, wait, wait. How are the two tied in with each other? Because they were two very sweet and sentimental.
No, no. The problem women were having with the good morning text is that it was sent to like 20 other fucking shit.
It was a group text. It was a group text.
That was the issue women have. We do not have issues with affection.
But why y'all were supposed to know that? I'm sorry that y'all are fucked up at hiding your shit. Oh.
I have a totally different look on that. Somebody gets to the group text and get caught? I know I'm a sicko.
A group text? I'm shutting up. I actually want to hear your sick mind.
Sometimes it is very, very fucking entertaining. Please go.
You were thought of. Oh, for Christ's sake.
Do it matter what order? You were thought of in my morning. There's a sea of women that were not.
So... If you got the good morning text, we talking about the semifinals.
I'm not even gonna hold you. It's some sick shit that you saying.
That shit. My brain would have never...
Yo, you said, yo, dog, you mad about the one girl I fuck, but you don't know about the 90, 100 that I didn't fuck. And in my brain, I was like, yo, this boy is a sicko.
But, I just never understood why. Yo, that was a nutso shit.
The good morning text, if it go out to five of y'all, we in the semifinals now. One of y'all, hey, one of y'all, hey, good attributes on all the sides.
Keisha squaring up with Trina. Yeah.
Yeah. And hold up.
And keep the playing field even. How many good morning texts was y'all receiving? And I want to see how all of y'all respond to the good morning texts.
That's not the point. Ah, I bet it's not the point the point.
That's a good one, y'all. Yo, you a sicko.
There's only one person I wanted to get it from. Oh, Mel.
But what if it wasn't that nigga? Well, the want, want, want. So why are you mad about the group text? I'm pissed.
Fuck you, nigga. Because I want it from him.
And then all the others can just, you know. And he sent it to you.
Mm-hmm. And he sent it to Keisha, the T-shirt, the All-A-Shop.

Yeah, exactly.

Mel, are you up to date with this Anthony Edwards story?

I've seen the shit in the blogs.

I read the text messages.

Oh, boy.

This is Anthony Edwards of the Minnesota Timberwolves

and Aisha, Lil Baby's oldest baby mom. Think she's, I want to say, 38.
38. Mm-hmm.
And Anthony Edwards is 23. 23.
And she had a baby. Yes, I gathered that from the text messages.
And it's his. And it looks like he wants nothing to do with it.
Yeah, he didn't want nothing to do with it. He told her he didn't want nothing to do with it.
I thought that this was deja vu because of the last story that came out where he told the girl. Just send me the pictures.
Send the video. Yo, just send the video.
Yo, the video. Yo, 150, whatever.
Yo, send the video. So now Aisha has replied to the backlash that she received over the text messages being released.
Because I guess a lot of people were on her head saying, well, you had a baby with a 23-year-old. He told you that.
He wanted nothing to do with the baby, and you went ahead and had it anyway. So good for you.
Let me find her response. She says, and I quote, you have all become so numb, ungrateful and disrespectful of the ability to reproduce and give life that abortion has become desensitized.
You are so accustomed to seeing, hearing and being raised by women who had to be had to be the village after abandonment that society has normalized cowardly behavior. Now the blame is placed on the woman, on innocent babies, while the man is continuously protected.
Hmm, let me fix that. It's not your fault, sis.
It's your body, your choice, and your voice still matters. Although you may have seen your mother, aunts, or grandmothers handle this on their own, they were never supposed to, and neither are you.
To the men who have lacked and continue to lack male representation, influence, and accountability, being a man doesn't start and stop with an erection. Being a father is not optional after bypassing the preventative measures available to you beforehand.
Don't become what your fathers were to your mothers. Conceiving takes two.
In that moment, both male and female have choices that determine the outcome of tomorrow. It's everyone's responsibility to make choices they can live with.
She goes on to say, I'm happy with mine. My daughter is a gift, yada, yada, yada.
Distinguished panel. She's right.
She's absolutely right. She is.
I mean, a lot of people can look at that, you know, before she says that and ask, why would you have a baby with a man who doesn't want to have a baby with you? But that is not the question to be asked. I mean, it's a logical question, but that's not the question.
Exactly everything that she stated is what the point is, you know? And also, if he's already found himself in this predicament more than once, then maybe he should be a little bit more responsible so that he doesn't wind up in this position every single time. You know, we talk a lot about how men like him are targets, but if you don't take the moving target off of your back with your own behavior, like you don't get to, you don't get to, you know, kind of like throw the relationship

or sorry, responsibility off of your shoulders. It still is there.
And I think that she's absolutely

right. I think the question is always posed on the woman.
The burden is always placed at her feet

rather than asking the guy, why don't you just strap up? Why don't you get a vasectomy? They're

reversible. Why don't you do something to be a little proactive about winding up in situations

like this that wind up being stressful and then spilled all over the blogs for us to know all your fucking personal business?

I don't agree with that.

Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of that.

Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of that.

Go ahead, you can go first.

Go, you got it.

First, she said, first of all, we didn't have to know none of this.

We didn't.

That's for starters. You put this information out there.
So, yeah, people are all, we didn't have to know none of this. We didn't.
That's, that's for starters.

You put this information out there.

So yeah,

people are going to comment.

That's one.

Two,

he doesn't,

not saying right or wrong.

And y'all know how I feel about parenthood,

but he can literally walk away

and just pay for it.

He can be on the hook for whatever the state say he got to pay and he might be fine with that it's why the question of why is it always the woman is because y'all the ones that have to actually carry the child y'all the ones that have to actually go through the birthing process men can have he could have five other girls pregnant all at the exact same time right now. Again, I'm not saying none of this is correct.
I'm just saying it is easier for the, if he wants to be a piece of shit and walk away and not deal with it, he can do it. Now, I think she's asking why is society okay with that? And that's a whole bigger difference.
But that's what I'm addressing is that she's acknowledging the societal issue that's number one and number two there's a woman who would end up in this situation and be like i am definitely not having your fucking child i don't know you you don't know me that's gross whatever but then there's other people who that offends everything about their sensibility their sensibilities their morals etc and so if they feel like life needs to be protected and regardless of how it happened, like there's people who have been, you know, sexually assaulted who keep the baby because of their views on abortion. So the fact of the matter is we don't know why she's, you know, she's making the choice and it's her choice to make.
Absolutely. But she's also highlighting the fact that this is not, this is extraordinarily common.
And the response is what's common. And the response is what needs to be, the thought process around it needs to be reframed.
Let me just, let me just please. Let me finish it and then, yeah.
We saw this play out with him before. Publicly.
So does she. So she saw that.
I agree. So my thing is, why are you even fucking this dude that moves that way? That's why people...
Both things need to be acknowledged. And that's why people are coming at her.
Okay, you know this is how he moves. We've seen it.
You still fucked him, got pregnant, and he did it again. he just had a documentary where he has a family and a girlfriend and all of these other things so he doesn't have any respect for his family and his girlfriend to stop sleeping with other women unprotected so she didn't have respect for his family and her femininity I don't here's what I gotta say about Excuse me.
First and foremost, we're missing the point that he's 23, she's 38.

Exactly.

That's a huge point.

We don't want to acknowledge that.

Sometimes when a woman reaches a certain age, if she gets pregnant, she wants to keep the

baby because she doesn't know if she's going to get pregnant again.

That's true.

That's the mind frame that they go through.

But we have to acknowledge that he's 23, she's 38. He has a pattern of this, and she should know better.
Meaning she should have made the decision to either not sleep with this young man or make sure he wraps it up. What do you expect a 23-year-old who's just getting all this money to say? Especially if he shows a pattern of not wanting children.
Now you become complicit because you think in your mind, either I can change him or I'm looking for a come up. And that's what a lot of people tend to think.
And that's what a lot of people... We've seen this story before with this same individual.
It's not like you caught him out of nowhere. We don't know it.
We've seen this pattern. And if you see a pattern and you become part of a pattern, you're complicit in the pattern.
So to your point, when you're saying that, my thing, because I agree with a lot of what the lady said. Me too.
My thing would be this. Why is the onus on the man to be the person for protecting? I think the responsibility should fall on both parties.
But that's what she's saying. She's saying the onus really...
She's responding to the criticism largely being placed at her feet and saying, you guys, nobody ever puts the onus on the guy. And I said I agree with you.
Right. But when you started to speak, you said, yo, the dudes are having unprotected sex.
No, the parties are having unprotected sex. No, I know that.

So in that, the same way she could say, yo, fuck you. You had a baby with me unprotected.
He can say, not saying that it's right to Ice's point. He could say, fuck you.
Yeah, but I told you I didn't want to have a baby, so I don't want nothing to do with it. And the only thing it does is leave another fatherless child in the streets right so she's really not um speaking to the societal issues because when you laid down with that dude and decided to have unprotected sex with that dude y'all both knew the potential consequences but I think in her 38 year old brain she also knew that they were never going to be a family and they never going to be in a relationship I don't...
So you are lending to the societal detriment of fatherless kids. I have no idea what she was thinking when she got involved with him.
I have no idea what he was thinking when he was getting involved with her. I really don't know.
But by using her age against her, you know, she's this age and he's that age, we can look at who, which Jalen is it that's with Drea? Mm-hmm. He seems to he posts her all day long like they look like they're in a very involved relationship so I don't think that the age factor really actually plays a role here because it's not just that he's 23 he has a girlfriend and he has a family so he's he's mature enough to have created the family with the girl of his choice but he's still outside screwing other women unprotected like who you're talking right now.
She who are you talking about right now? Are you talking about Anthony Edwards? I'm just going based off what he just said about having a family. I just want to correct, it doesn't take maturity to come in somebody.
Zero. I know.
Trust me, I know. But hold on.
But if it was the other way around, I was going to say that. We blame the men of being...
I was going to say that. You know...
Would the woman have been enough mature at 20 years old, fresh out of college, to be dealing with a 38-year-old man? We wouldn't look at it like she was mature enough to be making all these responsible decisions. The word grooming would start floating around.
And once you factor in how they say that, women mature faster than men and all that, so she ain't even 38. She's way older than that.
And he in the amount of an 18-year-old. Yeah.
Okay. It's even bigger gap.
I want to take the time to shout out the women out there that be like, listen, if I come to my man and say I'm pregnant, I want him to be just as ecstatic as I am. And if I don't get that response, then it's a sign and I'm going to go ahead and, yeah, this ain't for me.
Yeah. Yes! Those are the ones.
Those are the ones. Fetus Deletis Jackpot.
Magically delicious. Fetus deletus.
Did you just say fetus deletus? Fetus deletus. Yes.
I mean, oh. Those are the ones that walk straight past the niggas in front of the clinic.
They walk straight like they're in the army. I got to shout them out.
Hey. Hey.
What's written all over my face? I have to say. She don't let them stop her.
No. When they try to hug her in the beginning, bitch, if you don't get the fuck out my way, let me get inside.
You don't want it. Some girl tweeted yesterday.
She was like, I'd have been, he'd have been calling me. I done already argued with the white people out front.
I'm inside. They don't want you.
Meet me or beat me here. They apply pressure, the white people, but we talk about the ones that get past them.
Yeah, that's what she said. The ones that get past them.
They determined. They determined to go inside.
They determined to go inside. Motherfuckers like the jackal.
They bitching. I just feel like the double stand is playing a role in this joke.
Yeah, it does. And that's the thing.
I can see, I totally understand and I think that the lady has a ton of valid points. She does.
She does. She does.
Right so but I also think that a lot of that blame is on her as well I think that it's a two a two party thing I don't think that it's just him being wrong or her being wrong it's both of them but when you put your shit out on front street to the public then the criticism is gonna be yeah that's my take on that I do think it's both of them. Yeah.
That's why I'm kind of just on mute

and letting y'all

have the conversation

because...

And I put a little more

on her than I normally would.

Not saying it's all her fault.

I put a little bit more on her

because A,

you're older

and more mature

than you know.

And B,

we've seen this

with him before.

She has too.

No, I'm saying

when I say you got a baby

with Lil Baby, right?

Yes.

How old is Lil Baby? 30 now? Something like that. I don't know the status of none of that.
No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, and I'm just talking about with Anthony Edwards, though.
If you've seen how this person, it wasn't five years ago he did this. This was last year.
Anthony Edwards is a kid, bro. We got to call it with a TIA.
Because I thought she handled herself well in her text messages to him. Mm-hmm.
But you're texting a 23-year-old dude that's 300 M's up that don't want kids. Look at his responses.
Look at his responses. He's like, kick rocks.
So look. I'm laughing.
She said maybe this could be a learning experience. He said, I don't want to learn.
Let me ask you this. So imagine what their conversations were like over dinner.
I'm with you. You get what I'm saying? Like, imagine what their conversations were like when they were in that quote unquote getting to know each other phase.
Which leads more to, I saw a lick. Oh my God.
I saw a lick. Not saying that's the case.
It might not be. But it leads more to that than I was really building something here with this guy, and I thought we were going to be together.
No, I got pregnant, and now you're leaving me. It don't look like that.
Yeah, but it's worded right, like she had an encyclopedia. You got to be careful about them girls.
That chap, GBT, be a monster. Oh, no, that chap.
That shit, nice. I heard that chap, GBT is the truth.
It is the truth. That's pretty great.
You judging us? Huh? You judging us? No, not. No, fuck.
I've used chat GBT. Not for a response.
I meant. I meant.
I meant. The other stuff.
The other stuff. Come on, you a legend.
You can judge us. Come on.
Y'all ain't gonna lie. We be saying bullshit next to a legend.
We don't say it. A whole legend.
A legend from Canada. Is it bullshit? I mean, the only time it becomes, it's not bullshit.
Right? Like, we have to, Mella's the only lady here, so, woman here, so we understand her sentiments and we respect it. We have our thoughts as well.
We've seen this play out before and when it's the other way around, we heard what people said about the men that look predatory, that look like they're grooming the younger women. You know better.
You know she's young. You know she just came out of college.
You know this. You know that.
You know she's not capable of being a responsible mother. I've heard so many excuses when it's the other way around.
I just want the same grace to be extended to when it's this way as well. Yeah, and I don't think it's a gender thing.
I don't think it's a gender thing. It ain't.
Because if it was me, I would just come out. I caught a lick.
Got one. Got one.
You should have known better. Everybody ain't Dya.
I wouldn't have worded it all. Pretty societal standards to have you looking at me.
Nigga, that's just how you. I caught that young nigga slipping, and I'm on the ride for the next four contracts.
Hey, yo, Dreya got that nigga smiling at his birthday, nigga. Whatever she's doing, she's doing that from the bat trick, nigga.
He's smiling with the K. I said, this nigga happy.

I ain't like that shit.

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Go on, Tyler. What else we got? What else we got that's important, unimportant? Anybody have any idea why the Big Meech concert is canceled? 50 said don't ask him about it.
Everybody the best. He has nothing to do with it.
He was the first one to post that shit quick. And then also said I'm more powerful than you think or something like that.
50 fuck around, went down there, told the venue niggas like, yo, double your amount to buy out the venue on that night. I mean, this is.
Can't fight these niggas that got money like that, yo. Hey, yo, I ain't gonna lie, this is a shit show.
What I mean is that, like, when you first heard that 50 took on a Big Meech project, I mean, it was exciting. You know, the success of BMF, you're like, damn.
And then now these guys come home, you see it with T, Southwest T, when he first came home and that situation happened. And you're like, ah.

Maybe he'll be different with Big Meech.

And then now this whole Big Meech thing.

I mean, 50 is a petty guy.

And he feels like if you take pictures with anybody he got beef with, you got beef with him.

That was a good show, too.

Yeah, it was.

Yo, that's the really bad part.

Like, some of us, and I love 5th.

Some of us are so in tune with our morals or what we believe in that we'll destroy the whole building. We don't care.
Nigga, if you do that, I'm going to ask this whole shit. I'll ask this whole shit because we don't want to go back to what makes us think that way, but that's just what it is.
And I don't need the money. Yeah.
What's unfortunate is how many people lose in the situation. All the actors.
No, all the crew. Writers.
All the writers. Everybody attacks it.
The gaffers. No one thinks about the gaffers.
Nobody ever thinks about the fucking gaffers. The show can't be done without the fucking gaffers.
What are gaffers? Lighting. The lighting people behind the scenes.
Lighting. Like, dog, Cash Doll.
You know what I'm saying? Like, we had her up here. She was killing the role.
Like, dog, like all of those people, that was even for Lil Meech. Yeah.
Dog, that was an opportunity for him to now potentially take that and run with it. Like, he could have been in a movie next year or two years or three years, whatever the case may be.
I think it's just unfortunate. Do y'all think Lil Meech's acting career continues to go up even without the show BMF? Yeah, I think so.
I think he's shown... Range? No, because he has only had one role.
I think he's shown his ability to act on screen, and I think that you can expound upon that. Like, we've seen a lot of people only do one movie.
Yo, we saw Michael K. Williams.
His range was insane.

People still call him Omar today. You get what I'm saying?

We didn't think that he could necessarily

pull off Boardwalk Empire

or pull off some of these other potential

roles.

Meech could potentially do that.

Michael K. Williams is a really

talented dude. I'm not putting Meech

at his level. I'm just saying with some more...
No, I wasn't doing that. Never.
No, no, no. I'm just saying that with some training or with some experience, a little role here, a little role there.
We see fucking Joey Badass. He's doing his thing.
He's had roles other than him. He's had other roles, but I'm just saying his range is there.
I don't see a big dog. Like I said, he needs a good agent.
He needs a real good agent. He has to get a good shot.
I don't even know that acting is this guy's passion. I was going to say, it depends on him and what he wants to do.
I don't know if he wants to continue to do that. There's the story of 50 paying for the acting classes and the acting coach, and in this role where it's my dad and this story it's it's my it's my legacy here yes i'll do this but i mean i've done seen him carrying a lot of groceries in the time that bmf the show has been out i know what it's like to carry groceries like he's been carrying groceries for his cousin guess what guess what took him to the acme that? BMF.
Might have got him to the Acme to get the groceries. Yo, what? Yeah, all right, but we're saying the same shit.
That's like the nigga that put out the hit single and now I'm in the club every night shaking my ass. Yeah, but.
That don't tell me that, that don't tell me how focused on your craft you are. You are.
But guess when them niggas It tells me that. That's when they get back in the still.
When that money starts going. When it backs against the wall.
When that money starts going away, and when Shorty don't know who you are, now I want to go back in the still. If I'm going through and do it again.
Yeah, but that ain't passion, though. Whatever the case may be.
I'm just saying, I don't know that his passion is there. I've seen too many BMF scenes where he had an in-ear in.
Like, I'm not. That's nuts.
The field is tough.

Like, Joey Badass, I know

put in the work.

And it shows. And you gotta compete against all these

London niggas. They taking over

the Blacks. They taking over, boy.

I think he'll get another shot because

it was a role that people are

familiar with. And if

he wants another shot, he'll get it. But I think that

will be the test. You saw him with the IFB in his ear? Yes, he had an in-ear in multiple scenes.
That's crazy. Really? Yes.
Yes. At some of them points, they weren't even trying to hide it.
Did they play it off like it was a hearing aid? No. No.
Okay. No.
No. So I just don't know.
I hope the best one. It can happen.
If we listen to 50, if we. If we listen to 50, then y'all ran through the money.
He said that. That's what he's saying.
Because they was basically saying Meech was doing it for a bag. The shit with Ross.
They were saying that he was doing it for the bag until the season started. And then, you know, I guess they would have got to advance.
See, to me, if all of that is true, huge misstep. True.
On whose behalf? Theirs. Theirs.
Thousand percent. On me, you know.
Thousand percent. If I'm waiting for my bag.
You not even know where my brain going. If I'm waiting for my bag and for the next season so this can continue a certain way, I'll pass on the I justjust-came-home money from all the rappers.
Yeah. Like, if it's time for me to fasten my belt, I'm going to tighten my belt.
I'm not going to play both. I don't think that he thought – I don't think they thought it out.
I just don't think that they thought that 50 would respond with such vigor. I don't think they thought that.
You get what I'm saying? I think if they had to do it all over again and knowing what was at stake, you don't make that same choice, but I don't think that they thought he was going to respond like that. Why a lot of niggas that? I don't see why they didn't think that.
So then that's two stories in a row where adults don't do their homework. Why a lot of niggas? I don't see that because he just saw it happen with his brother, with T.
It just happened. So, if we saw how he reacted with a picture with somebody I don't like over there, maybe I don't take a picture with somebody that I don't like.
What was the recourse? Them OG drug dealer niggas think that they're feel like they're bosses and nobody could, you know, I'm self-made. Yeah, nobody can tell me that.
Nobody can tell me what to do. Yeah, that exists too.
That is it. It's an ego thing.
I'm talking through the lens of Joe Budden. Yeah.
It's an ego thing. I also want to say this.
It comes down to the people not knowing how to preserve their money. Like, we've seen the same thing with Buck.
You know, shout out to him. Like, we've just seen people that, you know, when they get in bed with 50 and 50 will give you the money and you go through it.
you run through it quickly, and then now when it's time to double back, you might fuck up. And he said, yo, nigga, I gave you the opportunity.
I gave you had the bread. And we don't know how much money they got paid to.
I'm only going by what 50 said. I don't know nothing about nothing.
He said y'all ran through over $5 million legal money. That's crazy.
How long do you think it would take you to run through $5 million? It depends on your circumstances. You.
I'm asking y'all. I ain't going to run through this.
Y'all. That would sustain me for the rest of my life.
No, you're not trying to run through it. Oh, I was about to say, am I trying to run through it? I could.
That would sustain me for the rest of my life. You same.
Absolutely. This business is feast famine.
Feast famine. I have gotten adjusted to the feast, and I've gotten adjusted to famine.
I've sustained on $10,000 for six fucking months at certain points in my life. So, yes, $5 million would be fucking amazing.
We're not even going to get into that. Oval tea cookies?

Sometimes the kindness of strangers plays a role in this whole story.

Sometimes.

A lot of dates.

Sometimes.

Corey, you don't have a mic.

Stop it right now, okay? Free food.

I'm glad you did that, yo.

Call free food.

I was about to say, five million for life without pretty girl perks.

I could do that. No, but she just probably...
Because that has to be accounted for, Mandy! Oh, man, the fuck you talking about? You go, boss man. No, Mandy didn't shoot.
Well, I guess, I don't know if she's shooting now or not, but I just saw one tweet where she said to somebody, I make more than Mel. And I was like, well, either you're Mel's tax lady, or there's a few things that you're not accounting for.
And it could still be true. I guess maybe she's talking about up here.
Because she don't know what the fuck's going on in my life and what other revenue streams I have. You're right.
She is not my tax attorney. But if she's talking about up here compared to being on her podcast, it is entirely possible that she is absolutely right.
Yeah, but you gotta factor in what happens when both of y'all walk into Leo DiCaprio's house. Why is that a conversation? Oh, I don't know.
I don't know. All right, but...
And Leo the cafe. Five mil?

Five mil, I won't never...

I won't never...

No, that matters.

When they both walk in?

Quincy Joe's crib,

not Leo.

Not Leo.

No, Leo.

No, no, not...

Mel, Leo.

When we both walk in

Brad Pitt's crib.

Okay, you can say Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt.

Not Leo, Mel.

Not Leo.

Leo's saying,

what's up, Mel?

He is saying,

what's up to you?

Yeah, y'all playing.

First name, baby.

Y'all playing around

with my phone.

I have never...

I've never told my Leo stories up here, and I've decided I wasn't going to. It's a vibrant thing.
I can tell you. A vibrant thing, a vibrant thing.
The joke was, Leo DiCaprio don't want Mel or him. That's what I said.
That was the joke. I got y'all.
But then I heard what a legend from the six said. Y'all just checked.
She said, I talked to my stories. Then I heard what a legend from the six said.
Pond it. When I walk in, Leo's like, oh, hey, Mel, how have you been? Is he best friends with Q-Tip, Mel? Is that his best friend? Us? One of them.
Is she? Anyway. Mel connected.
That's just me being a little. What was he talking about just now? Three degrees of connection.
What are we talking about? Oh, Meech. Meech, yeah.
Listen. Five mil.
And then that shit. We have family.
All right, so Mel says five mil lasts for the rest of their life. Because it wasn't five mil for one person.
Like, Meech is, they sister is like executive producer of the show. Little Meech got some money.
I'm sure the other guys got some money. Nigga, if it's six of us, then we got if you started Not if you was fucked up When you got that money Five million dollars Don't last a long time It'll buy you some eggs though You get some eggs And some turkey bacon To go with them But what I'm saying Freeze how long did it take you Real quick before we close I just want to ask everybody I can make it last A couple years A couple is two So how many years No no no I'm talking five Yeah.
A couple years. A couple is two.
So how many years? No, no, no, no. I'm talking five.
Yeah, five plus. Five to ten.
Yeah. Farts.
Life. For life.
Yeah. Because you guys have weight.
I'm still working, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, question. Oh, so I'm not just, that's not it.
You said, I thought you were saying that's it. There's the five mil.
No, I'm just asking how long it would take you to run through it.

I'm not going to run through it.

No, I'm not going to run through it.

If I'm still working and I still got everything else going, I'm not running through that.

Three years for you, Flip?

Three years.

I'm taking four of that, and I'm going to be Simone Biles.

Flippy, flippy, flippy.

What?

Digga.

You crazy.

Nah, three. Nah, three.

Nah, fuck.

You going to the Heights to get it?

Yeah.

What?

I'm done with the rooster days, bro.

I'm done with the chickens.

You said you were flipping them.

You said you were flipping them.

They should fuck around by a block.

Not that flip.

And the five is two and a half.

And the five is two and a half.

I didn't even think about that. Not for me.
Anytime, what? Taxes? No, it wouldn't be for me. Oh, yeah, could you? It wouldn't be.
I can't have no fun. Yo.
I can't have fun with you. I'm not even talking about because of that.
Hey, yo, listen. Real quick, real quick-ish.
I had billionaire Grant Cardone on my spaces talking to me about. Grant Cardone came in your spaces? Yeah, he was on my spaces talking to me, vibing with me.
And he stated that single family homes are the worst investments to buy. They're not investments at all.
Yeah, that's what he said. He said to buy units.
So I thought about that when you just talked about that. I said, yeah, I could see.
I didn't shout you out. I should.
Next time I will. But you know what I mean? That's fucked up.
It's told us that years ago. I mean, it's told us that years ago.
Yeah. Shout out to you because I remember.
And I see you. If you get the five mil, I see you buying a whole jersey block.
I see you doing some Baltimore shit. You ain't buying no jersey block for the five mil.
You might get a correct view. Baltimore, Baltimore.
And you may set it on fire like you said. Like what's his name? You make it to show.
He said that shit on fire and then he cut the ribbon. Yo, this guy's nuts, my nigga.
You got to tell me that scam, son. Please tell me what to cut with that.
What? Come on, you cut the ribbon. What are y'all talking about? Yeah, man, he's crazy.
Okay. He said with 5 million dollars, I would go buy a Jersey block.
And I'm saying you can't buy no block in Jersey for no $5 million that's his response and he's saying

well show me Baltimore

show me like your man

that bought some shit

and then set it on fire

I don't know

who he's talking about

he didn't set it on fire

but I'm talking about

Tank

when he bought the

the whole block

in Baltimore

and then

the next week

the shit was on fly

in flames

and these

alright

and these are the moments

to help us to get to 800

these are the moments to help us to get to 800, man. These are the moments.
Hey, yo. I'm not clapping at that.
Those fuckers. Why you not clapping? I'm dead ass.
Those are the moments. You're being sarcastic, nigga.
I'm not. You are.
This magic moment. Flip, what'd you get your wife for Valentine's Day? Nothing.
I had an attitude this morning because she made fun of my DAT ticket. Like, yo, I said, yo, come through.
Sit in the car with me. What's the DAT ticket? Desk appearance ticket that I got for another day from being locked up for the suspended license.
So it's like an ROR. They let you out from the precinct.
So I said, I want you to come with me. It's Valentine.
You know, she's like, nigga, I gotta go to work, nigga. I'll take the train.
I'll drive down there with you. But she didn't want to sit down there.
She didn't want to sit with me. So during the ride, it was quiet until I got to the tunnel.
I'm like, yo, why you, like, what's up, man? Why you couldn't just take off and stay with me? But anyway, then I asked her what she wanted for Valentine's Day.

She didn't tell me what she want.

And I'm just saying, I've been married.

You asked her this morning what she wants for Valentine's Day?

I asked her for a couple of days.

She told me I surprised me.

Then she's going to send me a text like, yo.

You're not supposed to really ask for Valentine's Day.

I want you and money, but I got you already, so give me the money.

Like, stuff like that.

I don't want to play like that.

Like, girl, like, what are we doing?

Inviting your wife to court for Valentine's Day is also.

Yeah.

Well, it's fine?

No, it's fine.

It's romance.

Thank you.

She said, surprise me.

That's why I got J.R.

J.R. just came here and got the keys, right?

I saw this.

I said, yo, Google the stores.

You saw the flowers that I got from now.

Yes, I jacked your style.

I jacked your style, nigga.

I jacked your style, yes.

Because I have to say, look, here's the thing.

My wife is a person that, even if're surprised that she's so vocal to say I don't like this. I don't like when she does that.
You bought me this, you should know. You're not really I don't want to hear the speech of me not paying attention.
Nigga, I got a thousand drops. I can't say that.
But you gotta She kind of right though, bro. My girl do the opposite of that shit you talking about.
She just throw a whole bunch of shit at the wall. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I do need some new studs. And, yeah, we can run a Van Cleef.
My what? And there's a Chanel bag, the silver metallic one that was. She wants to use the lines that I was dead with you when you were broke.
I'm dead with you now that you're in a good position. And, you know, surprise me.
I get it. But how do you surprise someone who vocalizes that they don't like something when you get it for them? Can I give you a little piece of advice? So you learn that person and learn what they like.
You're giving the receipt. It takes the air out of the room.
Her thing is like, give me money. Well, no.
So give her money then. I want to use a firm.
I want to use a firm, nigga. I don't know what that means.
A firm is when you can pay a monthly payment on things. Hilarious.

I want to use a firm. It's like carna.

Oh, shit.

This rich nigga don't understand

what we're talking about.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Lay away.

Yeah, a firm is

you can buy something.

Lay away.

Listen, low.

A firm is you can buy

a Joe Button podcast hoodie.

Right?

But you might not have

the money to buy you.

A firm pays it.

You can pay a firm

in three payments. Yo, do your wife know how much you make? Yes and no.
She knows what I make from up here, but not the YouTube joint. I feel like certain words wouldn't be acceptable anymore.
I mean, yeah, listen. Affirm? I think you're right.
I think they think that. I try to get it off.
My girl think that. Your girl think what? My girl think I'm rich, I think.
Oh, yeah. Nigga.
Yes. Because look what my wife is doing.
She buying match. Lately, yo, my girl been on that.
Yes. Yeah, nigga.
Like, she just be booking shit. You right.
Yo, I swear to God. Yo, we got to the central page.
She had booked that shit. I thought she paid.
For some of the shit. It's disrespectful.
My nigga, when we got there, I'm to God Yo, we got to St. Tropez She had booked that shit I thought she paid

For some of the shit

It's disrespectful

My nigga, when we got there

I'm looking at her like

Let's go, Ish

Hey, yo, fam

You ain't check with me at all

Let's go, Ish

No

Talk that misogyny shit

I think y'all are in the Matrix

Me too

I think y'all are in the Matrix

I'm trying to duck the shot

I stand with the girls on

I'm not saying it's wrong

No, I'm not saying

Here's the thing

I'm not saying nobody's wrong

Let me hear this, please

I don't want to be respectful to you

I want to be respectful to you

Thank you. I stand with the girls on one.
I'm not saying it's wrong. No, I'm not saying it's wrong.
I'm not saying nobody's wrong.

Let me hear this, please.

I don't want to be respectful to you.

I want to be respectful to you.

So I don't want to be, I think, so you stand with the ladies good.

100% on this one.

Nigga, like, listen, when you drive the, when you drive the, when you drive the, when you

drive, when you go from a car with an alternator, 1976 Nova, to a now electric and to an Escalade,

like, some of the women are on the ride with you on that journey.

Thank you. Go from a car with an alternator, 1976 Nova, to a now electric and to an Escalade.
Like, some of the women are on the ride with you on that journey. And when they're on that journey and they know that you got the bread or they see they got the bread up, they feel like they're entitled to that.
Which, in some instance, you may be entitled to that. But me, no.
I want to know everything. I don't give a fuck how much money came here.
I don't give a fuck what I do, but I don't. What? I do don't.
Has somebody been riding with you for 30 years? Y'all got it, big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Somebody been riding with you for 30 years and I don't got no entitlement? No, she has entitlement, but come on. And she was giving you her bread.
Yeah, she was giving me her bread. I don't want to remember those things.
But you got to remember those things. Get the fuck out of me.
No, I'm not talking this shit. All right, he's wild.
He's wild. Let me express myself.
Come on, let's have a fight.

Yeah, I really want to hear what you were saying.

You kind of just said what I was thinking.

No, he's not saying.

He's saying that's bullshit what he's saying.

But that don't mean the ice don't stand on the other side of that.

If you and your partner are for real, like I'm not talking about for play, play.

No, no, no, for real.

Then your for real partner is in there, whether she know how much you make or not with eyes ears and a functioning brain most times if you've been together for a while they've also seen some escalation yes some ascension hopefully yeah hopefully I would think in that when it's gift time or when it's time to pay time. Yeah, when it's time to pay time.
Let me not say gift time. When it's just time to pay time, that's your time.
It's not her time. No, I'm with you there.
I'm with you there. So then what did you need my explanation about? Maybe I misunderstood.
It's just saying his wife is out there just swiping. My girl is doing the same type of shit.
See, there's the two differences. I'm agreeing with everything you said.
I'm laughing. I'm making jokes.
We're trying to be funny. Yeah, you pay for St.
Tropez, nigga. And the spa.
My business is different than your business. And the bar up there.
My business is different than your business. You got more.
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying how the money.
Yeah, you do got more money than me. You got more.
Correct that. You got a black car.
Yeah, but each of these conversations are relative to the people that's happening. True.
Listen to what I'm saying. I'm saying that in my business, I spend a lot of money that it might take me a minute to get back.
Same thing. Your business is a little different than mine.
That's all I'm saying. Ish.
That, I'm telling you. So it be, so like what Mel said, it be feast and famine sometimes.
Sometimes it's famine in my household. But she don't know that.
Mel can say that. And that's what happens.
That's it. That's it.
I get that. That is only flying but for so long.
No, that's true. That is a crock of shit.
That's not true. To your partner who's in the house with eyes, ears, and a brain.
Yo, dog, let me tell you what happens in my household. My stresses that I'm going through, my girl won't know nothing about it.
That is a fact. My girl won't know nothing.
I could have $20 in my account. My girl won't know I got $20 in my account.
Well, you don't. That's true.
Well, you don't. So you keep talking to me it's $89, and that's what y'all keep trying to get off in the household.
And if y'all get it off, then I don't want to ruin it on our very positive broadcast. No, no, no.
It's not a get off. You don't really ruin it.
Joe, you're wrong. You don't have $20 anymore.
You're wrong. I might not have $20.
And that hoodie money come back before net 90. Listen to what I'm telling you.
Not only before net 90, your girl is in there knowing math Joe you know that your girl is smart you're wrong this plus this carry this plus this that's house money aside don't come over here with that line that you used to run on your exes with the house money could that worry yo my money is in the houses I gotta flip them I gotta wait I gotta sell them I know but your house business to the side you're wrong you're doing what you're doing well I'm all No, you're not alright. You're wrong.
But your house business to the side. You're wrong.
You're doing well.

I'm all right.

No, you're not all right.

You're not all right.

Especially in this economy.

Y'all getting that I'm a right shit off in the house.

And it's cool.

Because it's real.

I don't want to step on it.

Go ahead.

It's your world.

Everything is up.

I can't get it off in my house.

I'm a right.

Because you rich, nigga.

You're not spending money like me.

Nigga, you got a real voice outside.

Yeah.

You can't get the same.

Yeah.

Nigga bought three cars in a year. Nigga, you rich, nigga.
Inside. You rich.
They're not even outside. It's inside.
That's right. Ain't not near snow.
No salt got on the motherfucker. Nothing.
And it started a fight the other day. You lying.
And it started a fight the other day. Why? You parked it? Because she said, and for Valentine's Day, yep, let's pull that cullinant out because I ain't been in there yet.
I said, you haven't? Nigga. Gotta go move the earrings.
I thought that was yours. She said, no.
I said, I know I've been in there with a girl, but I'm just being for real. I'm just being serious.
I know I've been, me and you went somewhere in there. You know when you're just wrong and strong.
Me and you been somewhere in that cullinant somewhere in that color. It was an earring in that color.
She said, dog, if you keep playing with me, I'm going to smack the shit out of you. I'm not on my side with that.
I said, yo, say that you dead ass we never went nowhere in that car. And she said, no, we haven't.
You went here in that car. You went to Caviar in that car.

And that's been it.

I said, we're going to go out in the car.

And we got to put mouths on it.

So she don't know about Caviar.

Now I got to put mouths on that shit.

She don't know about Lobster Tail.

I ain't been nowhere.

I ain't been nowhere in that car.

I've been under the covers.

I'm chilling.

I know.

Under the covers.

But I'll pull it out.

I'll pull it out for.

And that restaurant is far.

The one I'm going to on Valentine's Day. Yeah, man, leave my shit.
Leave my shit nice and sitting weird. I hate when rich niggas talking about all the niggas shit.
I'm just doing all right. See, I'm trying to pull that same shit y'all doing.
I'm just all right. You can't pull it.
And if she say something crazy, I'll be like, all right, last month was good. No, listen, if you had your hand in a bunch of different things, you could say that.
You are nuts. It could legitimately be true.
No, the content world is like real estate world. No, it's not.
Yes, it is. No, it's not.
You got to spend money to produce the content. I know.
Here we go. That's true.
And you don't know how you're investing in your content. You don't know when that money is coming back.
That's not true. It's 100% true.
Not for you. It's definitely true.
It's not true for you. It's not true now.
It is true for me. No, it's not.
You don't piss me off. It may have been true at one point.
You about to piss me off. It is true.
I'm about to pull a U right now. I'm about to fuck you up.
I'm about to pull a U right now. You built a foundation.
Don't piss me off. What I'm saying is right.
It's not right. I'm about to pull a U.
I'm going to give you one more go. You want to get them or you want me to get them? I don't have nothing to say.
You want to get them or you want me to get them? It's not a fact. I'm going to tag you in there.
How many Patreon subscribers you got? Get that, yeah. Exactly, nigga.
Shut your fucking mouth. How many? We haven't talked about that.
Uh-oh. I didn't know we needed to.
I mean, what did he just ask? We don't need to know. We don't need to know.
I mean, we don't need to know. You know the number, though.
Put the number in your head. I've never shown.
Don't even say it. You don't got to show.
I'm talking about what your brain says. You know the number.
All right, I got it. Times X.
So what is time? Times the cheapest. $10, $25.
No, times 10. Times the cheapest.
Times 10. Subscription.
Yeah, times 10. I got you.
Times X. So whether it's time...
Times the cheapest... $10, $25.
No, times 10. Times the cheapest subscription.
Yeah, times 10. I got you.
Okay. So you know you don't have to wait for no months and months and months for the money to come back.
Do you know how much of that money goes back into delivering the content? Nigga, shut the fuck up. So my point stands is what I'm saying.
It don't stand. It's always a plus at the end of the month.
Well, we do a good job. Okay.
In my world. No, we do a good job.
Okay, stay here. In my world, it's not always a plus at the end of the month.
In expenses versus income. Sometimes we lose money.
And now it's time for our favorite. What about the favorite? It's just not.
Yo, my phone got too many cracks in it already. But sometimes we lose money.
I just don't come to y'all like, yo, it's been rough last month. Can y'all be there? Because the other months just...
We know when it's rough. It averages out.
It don't average nothing. It averages out.
We know when you have a good month and when we have a bad month. We know.
We can tell you don't. Y'all think I'm richer than I am, but let's move on.
No, I think you think you. Prospect.
Y'all think I'm richer than I am. Hey, yo, I can't.
Stop. 800.
Stop. 800.
800. 800.
800. 800.
800. 800.
800. It's 800 episodes.
Don't make me the focus. I don't want to censor myself.
You're right. You're right.
Episode 800. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hey. Get out of there.
Yo, that nigga got the gold post by itself. He don't even do that.
He picked that shit over there. We support you.
We proud of you. That's it.
Fuck you talking about that, yo. I appreciate it.
Of course, bro. But don't pull that content shit with me.
Yeah, you can't use that card. I know about the content shit.
I don't. I ain't even talking about the content card.
You can't pull that. I know about it.
I know how it comes. Oh, yes.
My Patreon jumped the shot. Slip.
Slip. Slip.

Give me your grace.

Anyway, I'm saying a big chunk comes out of it to keep this thing going.

That's a fact.

You got to put it back in there.

That's all I got.

That's all I'm saying.

But what about the chunk that you're sitting on?

That's all that I'm saying.

That's all that I'm saying.

Hey, yo, you know a cookie, right?

You could take one chunk out and still take a lot of cookies left.

Big ass cookie left. Them big cookies too.
The big ones, yeah, yeah. We do a good job.
Yeah, I? You could take one chunk out. There's a lot of cookie left.
Big ass cookie left.

The big cookie too.

The big ones, yeah, yeah.

We do a good job.

Yeah, I bet.

We do a good job.

You want to know how you could have paid E back for that shit?

How?

Oh, let's hear it.

You could have created a t-shirt and all the-

I was going to do it, but I didn't want them to bitch.

And then give him all the money.

I wouldn't have given all the money.

At least 80%.

Not all.

I would have given him that all. At least 80%.
60-40. 60-40.
50-40. You talking about Imani? 50-50 venture with him.
But he didn't want me to do that. Y'all talking about Imani putting his whole fucking life at risk and you not breaking him off like something proper like? How do you know I didn't break him off proper? You said it.
He didn't break him off proper. Imani didn't tell you that.
Imani a real nigga, he didn't tell you that. He said you tipped him.
No, Imani, he was playing. He was for content.
Yeah, Imani wouldn't tell you that. You can't trick me with niggas like Imani.
Other niggas, you can play that little trick. A nigga like that, nah, nigga that coming for the free, and put it on the line, you can't trick me.
He already put it on the line for me. Do any of you guys have a favorite episode? And we're going to do this again next week.
But do any of you guys have a favorite episode, a favorite moment, a favorite debate or argument with a cast member, a favorite off-air moment, like something behind the scenes, a story that no one knows about to really monumentalize, memorialize this 800th episode.

Does anybody have any of those?

The funny shit when we all took the little

edible on ice was...

Oh, that was a good one.

That whole episode that day was funny.

That was.

And now we all, but yes, I know what you mean.

Yeah.

No, me, Ice Parks, we took the thing.

And you know I don't fuck with that.

So I was in this motherfucking giddy like a schoolgirl

like I don't fuck with that.

Anybody got any favorites from the 700s?

From the 700s?

I ain't gonna hold you.

For me, I don't even know if the episode

is out yet. It's not.
That freeze shit,

helmet, you outside the house?

Helmet, come on in.

That's today.

It ain't out though. It's not out? It is not out.
No,, come on in. That's today.
It ain't out, though.

It's not out?

It is not out.

Oh, okay.

No, it is not out.

I cried.

Help me.

I cried.

Don't chill, chill, chill.

Get chilled.

Don't do it.

Don't get it to me.

I cried when y'all did that.

That was one of my favorites recently.

Martinelli Mel was my favorite.

That was a good episode.

That was it for me.

I wasn't dead, but that was great.

Mel with the billboard. That's right.
That whole episode, actually, I was my favorite. That was a good episode.
That was it for me. I wasn't dead, but that was great.
Mel with the billboard.

That's right.

That whole episode, actually, I was on fire.

Yeah, no, you was on one.

Martinelli Mel.

I like the dance parties that we've had up here.

Hey!

Oh, yeah, not like us.

Not like us dance.

That shit has been fun.

There was one point where Imani was dancing around,

and he pushed you into the fucking...

I watched that shit like 20 times crying. Do you remember that shit? Yes.
Yes, I do. Oh, yeah, the table walk-arounds.
The table walk-arounds. The table walk-arounds.
For me, all of the behind-the-scenes drama. All of the behind-the-scenes drama.
All of it. All of it is special to me.
Lottery tickets. That was funny.
That was funny. That was a moment.
That was funny. Mark made that funny.
That was a moment. Shout out to Mark.
Mark and Bill. That was a moment.
Mark, though. Mark.
Yeah. Mark, J-Wan, E, like the newer castmates, cast members.
Yeah. Just their integration.
Mm-hmm. Any favorite guests? LL.
LL. LL coming up here.
LL giving me my plaque. That was big.
That was kind of nuts. That was big.
That was kind of nuts still. I don't know if it was this year, but I'm going to always say Umar.
I'm going to always say Umar, one of my favorites. Last year.
Was it in the 700s though? It was in the 700s. Yeah, that's what you're talking about.
Yeah, I'm on the 700s. Umar was one of my favorites.
Last year. Was it in the 700s, though?

It was in the 700s.

Yeah, that's what you're talking about.

Yeah, I'm on the 700s.

Umar was one of my favorites.

Cash Doll was one of my favorites as well.

Cash Doll.

Doshi was dope.

Doshi was great.

Money.

Listen, they're going to kill.

I love Bernice.

That shit is funny.

That Bernice episode was hilarious.

Ching, ching.

That's why you really like that episode.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

No, that's Umar.

That's Umar.

That should give us a chance. Hilarious.
Ching, ching. That's why you really like that episode.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

No, that's Umar.

That's Umar.

That's your gift for him. Bernice didn't follow suit, like close second.

Not like Umar.

I'm not even going to disrespect.

I know.

No, no, no.

I know.

He's in a different class.

Umar was interesting.

He's like, he's up here.

Umar was like Drake.

I said Umar.

That nigga Umar.

Every time I opened my my phone It was cool It was just cool Nah but that Bernice shit Still when they put Those clips on I'll be like What did I say Nah I'll be doing that Yo That clip taught me So many people out there That don't get my humor For real I don't't know what you're talking about. When she was like, I like a man that just...
Just sends me $500 to buy some panties. Or goes through your underwear drawer and sees what you're missing.
It was like the most outlandish shit ever. And he was like, I be doing that.
I be doing that. Oh, God.
How could you not love him? How could you not love him? Who else was lit that came up here? Let me see. Ruby Rose was funny.
Fucking, that white girl porn star was funny too. Alexis.
Alexis. Alexis.
Alexis. All the girls that came up here and flirted with Mel was funny to me because Mel get all doofy and goofy.
Stephen A wasn't bad. Yeah, Stephen A was good.
I enjoy Stephen A. Stephen A wasn't bad.
I don't know if it was the 700s. That coach from that...
Coach Roy. Coach Roy.
The legend. The legend himself.
Mel left. Mel left.
Turn the fuck out of here. Sure.
Holy shit, I forgot that Mel. No, nigga.
Tyrese. Tyrese.
Tyrese was an amazing interview. JT? You don't think Tyrese was an amazing interview? No, Tyrese was great.
That was great. Tyrese was great.
JT was great, too. I love JT coming in.
Mel, I forgot you left for Coach Roy. You are so dramatic.
She got the fuck. In hindsight, like...
You could have stayed. That was a lot.
You did a lot. You know, I stood by my convictions.
You know? I think that there are times where I think that certain people should not be made fucking famous. And I was like, I'm not contributing to that fucking shit.
Oh, I told you. That was my conviction at the time.
I do believe that there are certain people that we make famous and they should not fucking be famous. It's a couple people that I told him that he wanted to have before.
And I said, yo, if you having them up there, I'm not coming here. Flip.
Steve Stout. I think I said Flip.
I think Steve Stout. We said Flip? No, no, no, not Flip.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We said Flip.
I forgot about that. Yes, nigga.
I told you that. Before Flip came? Yeah.
Well, back at the old spot, he was like, yo, Queen Flip want to come up here. I said, yo, check this out.
I'm not coming, because if he start that bullshit, he start that play shit, it's going to turn into something. Holy shit.
He played too much. You guys.
I'm dead on. That's when you was grabbing and ripping on me.
Yeah, you know, bro. Why didn't you tell me so? Yo, you played too much.
Got you. Got you.
I love y'all still. Came here.
I feel like that little Landman segment went perfect with that fucking shit that you just said about standing on your morals or whatever with Coach Boyce. Oh, that was a good one.

Yo, in those shows,

like even what we were

just talking about,

it'd be the little side conversations

that be hitting so hard, Paul.

Like even in the Paradise,

the little side conversation.

I finally started Paradise.

That shit is fine.

And the side conversations

be the best.

So you caught up?

I didn't watch the last episode yet.

I'm watching it today probably.

Ice, I still think we could have that convo though. We could.
After the fourth one we could. Yeah.
Okay. Because the fifth one wasn't nothing.
We can have that conversation. I think that was a good conversation.
The one that I? Yeah. Yeah.
It was a scene in the last episode where Cal, who is the president. We're talking about the television show Paradise.
Where is Paradise? Where can they find it? It is on Hulu. This is, what's my man's name? Sterling K.
Brown. Sterling K.
Brown, that's right. And Cal was having a, young Cal.
Spoiler alert, this is the fifth episode that we're about to talk about, which is the newest one out. Younger Cal, excuse me, was having a conversation with his father and his dad was basically like he was telling him yo i don't want to do it and he just i want to go to school to be a teacher i want to go be a teacher in school and the father was like nah you come from a long line of men who have accomplished things you're going to accomplish things you can pick either this school or this school you're going to go here.
I'm sorry. No, you can pick either this senator or governor.
You could pick a governor for the Republicans or senator for the Democrats, but you're going into politics. And after that, then we'll look into other offices.
you're going to accomplish great things even if I have to drag you there to get there. Like, fuck that.
You're not going to live a mediocre life and some teacher teaching them catch her in the ride. No, this is what you're going to do.
And your grandchildren and your great-grandchildren will thank you for what you said and done. Really powerful scene.
It really was. Really powerful scene.
And then even the scenes that came after that that were based on that. Well, yeah, because now we understand why this guy has been depressed and miserable.
And yeah, it explained a lot. And it also, the other powerful scene in that was...
The grandson. The grandson.
When the father mistakes him for... And now they're both having a conversation with who they think is Cal.
So we left out some pieces. Well, we wasn't trying to explain the show.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The portion that we were focusing on was...
The legacy conversation. Yes.
And the one that came after. Well, it's really...
Well, go ahead. It's three.
But in that same thing, the old dude told his son, I'm going to make you do this. You don't have an option in your path.
I'm going to make you choose this path. The subsequent of the next scene, he tells the son when the son said, yo, were you ever proud of me of anything? And he tells the son, no, because everything that you got, I did it.
Right. So you made me choose this path, but then you still condemn me because you made me go down this path that I didn't want to fucking go down.
And then you penalize me when you say everything you did, I did for you. You get what I'm saying? Which is fucked up because it's not true.
He had to execute. And he could have messed up along the way.
He executed the plan and ended up in the direction because he could have fucked up. He just...
He might not let him fuck up. Guys, our conversation is about legacy.

Yes, yes. I think the father's right

and wrong. I think

that sometimes for our kids... I did a job

one time for this rich

couple, and their son wanted

to go to school to be...

He wanted to major in psychology.

They told him they're not paying for it.

They said, we'll not pay for your college. If you go to school

to major in psychology, we won't pay. What do you think about that? I agree with them.
Okay. Right? So for me, if a filth just takes psychology, no disrespect to nobody.
If you go to school to major in psychology, if you're not going to go be a psychologist or a psychiatrist, then I think it's kind of a waste of money in many instances. Because it's a lot of, what if that's in that instance what he wanted to be?

I just said.

It also should be applicable if you wanted to be like a marketing person or something like that.

There's other uses for it.

But if you don't have a plan for it, it's stupid to pay regardless.

Right.

So a lot of times our children, Trey, you might know something that Trey don't know.

Because you necessarily, maybe not walk directly in his footsteps, but you have experience in the world that he has yet to encounter. Right.
So you might see Trey making a life changing decision that might alter his trajectory. And you know that he's making a mistake.
He ain't living up long enough life to know it's going to have consequences. So you might try and course correct.
I think it's both. I think.
That's not what the father was doing. The father wasn't trying to course correct.
He just, he was just like, it's all about the name. Yeah.
He even talked about his first name. He was like, your mother wanted to name you Arthur.
Yeah. Bullshit.
What a weak ass name. Not strong.
You needed to be a cow. So it's like.
Bradford. Bradford? Bradford is their last name I think.
Bradford. Yeah something like that.
So the father was basically saying you're irrelevant. You're literally just going to be a figurehead in anything that I position for you.
So it's just like it was such an empty exchange. But where do y'all stand personally? I'm against it.
He said he's both. I'm against it.
Because I think no matter what, you can try to steer your kid. You can't walk that path for them.
Like in the Cal instance, yeah, Pops put you up. He made this.
You ended up being a president and he was miserable. He was drinking his life away because he was miserable with that.
So yeah, he achieved what you wanted him to achieve, but he didn't want that. So I think you have to, you give your child all the information you can.
You try to guide them the right way. You try to steer them the right way if you can, but you have to let them still make their decisions the same way we made our decisions and down the line.
I don't think you can make these decisions for them. There's a parallel right in the show, right? With Xavier, his father was the pilot.
His father before that was Tuskegee Airmen, and he wanted him to be a pilot, but he couldn't because his vision or whatever, but he went up being Secret Service and guarding the president, and now he's super proud of him. It took him a long time, but it's right there built in the show.
I think it's not a right or wrong. Yeah.
Because I think it just depends on how they pan out. Let's say the father forced him down that road.
He went on to do great things as the president of the United States and accomplished a lot and fell into the role as he got older. It just turned out he didn't like doing it when he got older.
But with pushes, we've seen, I don't know if you've ever seen a video of Jalen Brunson's dad. Y'all never seen a video of Jalen Brunson? And his father's just pushing him and pushing him and pushing him.
I saw the video. Like, almost like, damn near, you know, like, too much.
Uh-huh. Look what he turned out to be.
Right. You get what I'm saying? So sometimes, it's a bright start.
Injustify the means? Yeah, sometimes. So it just depends.
A lot of people want to preserve their legacy. And if you think about the great-grandkids and the, great grandkids and the great, great grandkids, let's say some of the Kennedys didn't go the route that they went.
Let's say some of the Bushes didn't go the route that they went. Like you set in the stage selfishly for maybe not even selfishly for everybody to follow behind you sometimes.
It's still selfishly to me because it's still that that person's life to live you can't live somebody's

life for them good point so the second you try to do that great you're being selfish but if they if they if they go down the wrong path they look they lean on you to help them get out that i think that's your job as a parent yeah yeah okay and it's also your job as a parent to protect your children it's also a job as a parent to make sure they preserve your legacy and you put them in position so they could benefit or become they could benefit later on in life. A lot of times kids or teenagers or young adults go in the past of what's in now or convenience.
Yeah, or convenience. And then you may have a wider vision for them and say, well, this path is good.
I know it's going to be good for you. I know you're going to excel in it.

And sometimes there's nothing wrong with pushing your kid in that direction.

Hey, you know, I can speak from example.

I don't think that J.R. wanted to do anything with cameras.

But it's like, yo, I'm able to watch you.

I'm able to know that you're okay.

And I'm able to put you in a position that can benefit you in the long run if you stay

in this field by meeting new people and building

relationships. So, you know, it's important.

Give your stance, nigga.

I think that never works. I kind of agree

with most of the things that Ice has said.

I think it's no wrong answer. Honestly,

I don't think it's a wrong answer.

I think the dad doing that is wrong.

I see both. Me too.
I think Pop doing that

is wrong.

What if the son didn't turn out that way?

So?

And he turned out to be the best president in United States history.

He just needed a nudge.

Look at Joe's body son.

You get what I'm saying?

Jalen Brunson wanted to be an athlete.

We don't know that.

In the video, he's sitting there allowing himself to be pushed.

He's not allowing himself to be pushed.

I want to quit. You not going to quit.
Yeah, but I want full speed and get the ball. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Jalen Brunson wanted to be an athlete and you're pushing me past my limit. It's like when you go to the gym and the trainer pushes you past a certain point.
That's not what was happening in this instance. He wanted to be a school teacher.
In this specific instance, I disagree with the dad all the way. And if your name is powerful like that, then nigga skip me.
The father was basically saying your life is my life to lead. That's it.
You don't have a choice in the matter. And again, I don't want to drag this because this is a new episode that we're talking about.
This is not an ad. It's just a good show on who's called Paradise.
Check it out. But yeah, I don't fuck with that.
I see both. I see both.
Don't ruin my bullshit. You can try it with me.
I'm going to show you what Rebellious is. Because it's a lot of pressure and that pressure everybody can't take.
Some people, kids especially, some of them can take the pressure. And in paradise, the last name was a successful clout-having last name.
In real life, everybody is not blessed with that type of wealth and riches and power and clout and legacy. So in real life, it'd be the dad projecting his failures onto his kid.
Not the rich ones. Not the rich ones.
Those rich people see the world from a real macro standpoint. And they know that this name carries power.
I don't give a fuck what you talking about. You could be a failure, my nigga.
Your name is your name. And you're going to carry on the legacy of this family.
I think a lot of them look at it like that. I think they marry like that.
I think they do everything with that in mind. My son said he'd go on the ringside for a pre-Valentine's Day date, ringside in Jersey City.
That's not the vision I had for the legacy. And you see what I did? However, that's how he carrying it.
What do you want me to do? Uncle Ish talked him out of it and steered him another way. What is ringside? I'm sorry.

You ain't got to worry about it.

Legends from the sixth. Little lady, you

ain't got to worry about it. You don't worry about that.

Legends from the sixth. You know what's going to happen at

ringside when you go?

Somebody's going to pull up one side of you and be like...

Where's my hug?

No. How much?

How much you want?

Yes, right.

Right on the corner.

Yo, you. Thank you.
Got you. Puff is suing NBCUniversal and a company called Ample, I want to say, over that, for defamation, $100 million over that piece that they put out.
I saw that happen. Good for him.
Good for him. I came in here and said it when the doc came out.
I said, yo, regardless of what he did, I think he still deserves his fair day in court. And I think that those documentaries,

it's like five of them out right now.

Yeah, all these docs that come out before anything

has been even started in court is nasty work to me.

I think that's crazy.

Like, you basically are making a case for the defense.

I mean, for the prosecution, I'm sorry.

You're making a case for them.

And you're tainting the jury.

You're tainting the jury.

Fam, any jury selection, we didn't pick a jury yet. Right? So any jury selection that goes in there and you think this dude is a piece of shit so when they do jury deliberation, I mean jury selection they'll say, hey Mr.
Valle, you ever heard of Sean Combs? And you're supposed to be like no. Or what do you feel about Sean Combs? You're supposed to say no, I don't have a feeling I didn't see any docs.
But if you got it in for him, or somebody did some shit to your daughter, you're like, yo, I'm going to send this piece of shit away, then that could taint the jury. Because they've watched four or five docs on this dude.
Right. You get what I'm saying? So you may be taking away the fair court process that everybody's entitled to.
Agreed. Oh, go ahead.
And they were highlighting, the suit was highlighting the fact they had Albie Shore in there basically insinuating that he killed Kim. He's a murderer.
Yeah, he did. And that's part of what they're highlighting in their suit.
That's the bigger part of their suit, I think. Absolutely.
So, I'll be clear. I think Pub did a lot lot of fucked up shit.
Yeah, word. For sure.
Word. I'm also with him suing them over this doc.
A thousand percent. The two things could be...
True at the same time. Yes.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yesterday was also the finishing touches on the closing arguments in the ASAP Rocky trial. Mm-hmm.
And the jury should be deliberating. Today.
Right now. Well, it's the weekend.
I don't know how it works. True.
True. I know there was some fuss about ASAP's attorney saying that in his closing, in the first part of his closing, that the prop done did emit shells or some type of casings that came from it.

And that was supposed to be like

a, oh, he slipped up moment.

I don't know. We got to see.

Yeah, we'll see.

Rihanna in court with two babies makes a difference.

Yeah.

It does.

Hell yeah. Don't say.

I think any mother...

Right in the wrong ways to attain a jury.

Subtle. Real subtle.
Yeah, real subtle. Nose running a little bit.
Yo, like, I think that any, any, when you go to court, they'll be like, yo, bring as many family members as you can. Bring as many friends as you can.
That sways the judge and the jury. Like, my little cousin, they just told him, like, yo, the fact that your whole community is here, it says a lot about your family and how solid your family structure is that weighs on the judges.

You in there by yourself and nobody in there?

You like this?

Nobody care about this piece of shit.

Dog, when we were at for surf sentencing, that's what the judge said.

She was like, you know, between these letters, she said, for a lot of people that came through here, we didn't see this many people with you. It's your village.
So that shows that you have a lot of support and there's a lot of people riding for you. Which is not those exact ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying.
But yeah, they take all that into consideration. Shout out to the wave.
Good luck to ASAP. Maybe we'll hear something soon

or even by the time that this is released, who knows?

But we'll keep an eye on it.

Good luck to him in this process.

Indeed.

Mel, what you doing tonight?

Fishing.

That's fucked up.

Got the fishing at two.

I'm going fishing, nigga.

I got plans.

I didn't even see, though.

I'm just looking in her eyes.

I know.

I got plans.

I'm just looking at this facial. I know.
And I got plans.

You're so boring. I didn't even know she had legs.

Yeah, look.

Because you do that shit on purpose, so that's when you really got to.

Yeah.

That's when you really got to lock it.

Go out of your way to not see it.

Yo, chicks get up to go to the bathroom 17 times, you'll be locked.

Yeah, I didn't even know she had legs.

What are you getting into, Mel?

I've got some dinner plans.

Sounds like a hot date. New restaurant? Somewhere you've been before? Somewhere I have not been before.
Yeah, it's been on the bucket list for a second. He came and took it off.
He came and took it right off that bucket list. Hey.
Strong start. All right.
I'm going to Tank tomorrow. I'm going to see see Tank I'm going to take that trip Down to I-95

I'm doing it

I'm doing it

Go do a little bit of dinner

Then we'll go to some other restaurant

That's hard to get a ticket

Hard to get a ticket on Tuesday

Me and my girl get together

And just gain weight

For mad weeks in a row

I stepped on that scale today

Those are the best relationships

That shit is fire

Just eating ribs in bed and shit

Eating ribs and eating ass

Okay

I don't like it

And neither does she

Thank you. That's really shit.
Hell yeah, that shit is fire. Just eating ribs in bed and shit.
Eating ribs and eating ass.

Okay.

No, no.

I don't like it.

And neither does she.

I'm tired of pulling that scale out and saying certain things.

No, no, no.

Hit the gym.

No, that's the plan.

Yeah, do that shit together.

Please, do it together.

Yeah, but that's it. Working out with your partner is not, that's not great.

I'm not doing that. I don't recommend that.
I tried that before. The less amount of things you can do with your partner, the better.
Yeah. Like, do what you gotta do.
Maybe that's the life thing, but if you can get a bathroom break or a walk to the garage or a trip to the store, then take that motherfucker. Take that.
Ride to the wheels fall off. During the pandemic, me and Rem were on a workout kick and then she wanted to play a Shanti one day.
I was like, I don't want to work out to a Shanti. Oh, baby.
Just ruined the workout experience as a couple and never again will we. I dread that shit so much I don't even trip.
They'll be like, I need a trainer in New Jersey or Texas. I'm like, go ahead, find him, girl.
I ain't doing it. Good luck.
Yeah. I might repost this motherfucker.
I'll find the trainer. When she gets to Jersey, I'll take her to the gym with me.
There you go. All right.
We got a Pilates trainer in training right here. You know what I mean? I kind of gave her a fuck.
Yeah, she's been training a while. That'll drop the Pilates more, man.
I got too busy with other shit. I know.
I still do it. Too busy getting money to keep in shape.
You're getting too much money out there. Mandy! Huh? The fuck? Such a shit distributor.
Ty Dollar says he does not condone hate speech. Who gonna tell him? He does condone hate speech.
Who gonna tell him? He does. Sorry, Ty.

No, no, no. What happened is

it started affecting some other shit.

Everybody condones hate speech.

When they profit from it.

There you go with a bold take. They do?

Nah. That ain't true.

You mean when they profit from it? Is that what you're saying?

Okay. Depending on who's getting hated

on. But go ahead.

Nothing Kanye said is new that's my thing so you you get what I'm saying this ain't brand new so all this tells me is okay now the bottom line is starting to get affected one way or another either it's somebody I'm working with or want to work with something's happening where the noise is getting too loud now I have to come out and say something it's kind of like the conversation we had before where you talking about um uh people looking the other way about pop yeah like no people will rock with you until it starts to affect them true like i don't think it's no picking and choosing and none of that shit everybody's in self-preservation mode now you're fucking with me or my money is being fucked with, my business is, all right, I gotta say something. And even what he said, it was still, I ain't gonna piss him off though.
It was still very, very, very soft what he said. He didn't condemn what he said.
I don't rock with no hate speech. I ain't on that side.
So now y'all can stop saying, Tadala sign ain't say nothing. I said something.
Leave me alone. Let me go back over here.
Let's hope it go away. Because the last niggas that condemned Kanye speaking, he completely shut them niggas down.
Everybody that went against him, he cut them off. So I don't want to fuck up that relationship, but I don't want to fuck up these relationships either.
That's all it is. It's self-preservation.
That's it. I agree with that.
It's getting harder and harder to stand next to him, I would imagine. Yeah.
It's tough to stand next to anybody and you don't have any idea when they're going to wig out. That's true.
That part. Like, if you're dealing with a wig out, then you know what I mean? Especially when the wig outs are that, like, offensive.
When them niggas was talking about, I think I came here and told y'all. Harmful.
When he was talking about y'all come to Japan for interviews, like, yeah, that might be cool. But in the event that I get on a plane to Japan and land and you wig out, we got a different problem.
And even if you wig out a year from now, it's still not great. Nah, it's a little different.
It's different if I get on a plane to Japan and that's when you decide to wig out. Or we do a great interview, I get on a plane on the way back, now you wig out.
Shit. I can't drop my shit.
Shit editing. Or I drop my interview today and you wig out today.
Next week. Y'all niggas that's standing next to him, y'all know what time it is.
Ty specifically, because you are artists, y'all doing the music, you on his album, y'all got this series of albums. It's like, yeah, you affecting more than just yourself.
Yeah, not Ty. Yeah, yeah.
Not Ty. I guess he got to say that.
You have to. But it looks away.
You start getting uncomfortable phone calls from your family and shit like that. Like when you got those who really matter to you.
Now, that's like you going to do that. Let's say you running around with Ye, and then Pop calls you.

Like, yo, what's up with you, yo?

How you feel about that? You see what he doing?

Well, Joe Budden wouldn't be running around with nobody.

No, but I'm just giving an example.

I know, I know.

But let me let the audience know,

just so we clear,

I'm not one of the runaround niggas.

I think that's controllable.

There's a bunch of people out there

that's a runaround nigger.

You can spot him if you look hard enough.

That's a big thing going on today.

Put me on the record.

I'm not running around the way.

Smart.

I'm not running around the way. Smart.
No, I think the family stuff is controllable. I think the secret owner of the company that you're doing business with, that feel a certain type of way, that's something you can't control.
Your family you can control. I think these niggas be having partnerships and you don't be knowing who own these brands.
And some of the people that own these brands or the silent financier and some of these brands be the people that's getting pissed off and they'll start pulling those buttons. Pushing those buttons.
Yeah. Now you got it.
Yeah. Are we all buying the Kanye out when it drops? No.
No. You're not buying it? No.
Really? Mm-mm. Why? Can I ask a question? Like, before it dropped and, like, the snippets came out, were they heat? Yes.
Or no? They were all heat? Do you need to hear them first? Yeah, I need to hear them. Really? Vultures 2 is trash.
So? So if I go by just it's Kanye, I'm not going to run and buy it and you put out it's some trash.

I'm gonna stream it though.

That's what I'm saying if it's some heat

I'm not gonna sit up here

on this platform

and lie and say

I ain't listening to it

I'm not copying it

nothing

I'm not gonna sit here

I'm not on that type.

If it's heat

I'm gonna get it.

I'm just not trying to put

I'll illegally download it.

That's what I'll do.

There you go.

There we go.

I'm not gonna spend

my $15.99 for it.

You can have my

.0000006 cents. Now, I won't be buying nothing off his website.
Well, no one will now. They took it down? They took it down.
And he wrote a handwritten note up there that says Yeezy store is coming soon. So he says, I guess he's trying to go.
Like brick and mortar? Going to fail? I don't know. It's all online.
It's all online? See Start playing with the people Start playing with the people So I mean he got enough money That he could pay somebody to generate a platform That does all of that shit That ain't a big thing for him Alright I'm running through part of the shows for y'all. Okay.
Let's hear it.

Damn.

Damn T. Funny.

Okay.

What's up, Damn T.? Hey, what's up?

Sandy.

Boy Daddy BS.

What's good, Pod?

Salute.

Salute for Florida.

Thank you guys for helping a veteran have balance after serving in the Army for 15 years.

Thank you for your service. Thank you, sir.
My question for the gang, but really warning boy dads out there. What would you do if your 17 year old son who hoops has a senior night and your name isn't called as his father when the parents are called? It has happened to me and I was in attendance recording.
Hit me up. I think we've missed some back story.
I have a couple. Did they call somebody else's name in the place of his? One.
Is one of my questions. And then does he have a relationship with the kid? That's my question.
Did you just show up because it's senior night and let me be there? It doesn't say. No.
But those are, we can't answer. If the two things are, like, if he plays a part in his kid's life, one, and then the other, well, if that's the case, then him having another stepfather don't matter.
If you play a role in your kid's life, I think your name should be called. Absolutely.
I totally agree with that. And go have a stern talking to with the principal, buddy.
Not the principal. They just reading off what somebody gave them.
They read off what the parents give you. Sometimes, you know, the parents...
Sometimes the other parent would be funny. Yeah, they need talking to.
Alright, Morgan is here. What's up, Morgan? What's happening? On a serious note, gooning has been taking over the inner internet community.
Sweeping the nation, if you will. Is he going to give us a definition? Do you know what it is? As a chronic masturbator myself, does the distinguished cast have thoughts on this phenomenon and its correlation to mental health in America? Parentheses.
Gooning is a phrase used on the internet for edging and promotes mutual masturbation between men, women, and transgenders. It also promotes a level of dating by finding a, air quotes, goon bud to help supply each other with porn by feeding or posting porn on their DM feed.
All right, that's a lot. That's above my pay grade.
I'm too old for that shit. I think mutual masturbation with your partner is fly or potential partner Is fly I don't know As long as everybody's consensual Yeah as long as everyone's consensual Great I don't like the title alone Last one This is a creator Slash branding question for the team My organization Is a cultural group for LBO, oh, LGBO, Nigerian American professionals.
We have chapters all over the country, but I want to focus on the tri-state because you all definitely have your finger on the pulse of New York. Oh, thank you.
Our chapter is entering their 10 year anniversary and we are killing it with the programming, but we still see a lot of the same issues as before. Unpredictable attendance and memberships coming and going.
And it is still very hard to get sponsorship. What can we do to get more eyes on us? And more than that, more than that, people from the greatest city on earth are hard to pin down.
What can we do to make our events The events

The than that, people from the greatest city on earth are hard to pin down. What can we do to make our events the events, the IT, the IT promotion, or change our visibility? I'm assuming that's a typo.
You can definitely call me. Please call twice if it is before school closes.
Thank you for all the free lunch. By the way, you should make this question a long response.
I can't see if I'm misspelling anything. Don't read this out loud.
You definitely misspelled some things. All right, we got a young business owner here inquiring about branding.
How do I get more eyes on my mission? Invest in Dr. Umar.
Let him come up there and do a speech. They're going to bring attendance.
In general, investing, though, is the thing. Investing in having somebody come and speak or have somebody with a name that believes in your same rhetoric come up there and speak and, you know.
All right, so you don't have any help for this person. I think that's pretty good advice.
Why you don't think that's helpful? You want this person to have Dr. Umar come up there.
They said that for the Nigerians, he's, okay, not even Dr. Umar.
I'm saying somebody who's popular, who has a following, that can bring visibility to your program. A lot of times people like to take a shortcut.
Not saying they are, but they just like to do it with. No, they're taking a shortcut.
Promote and promote and promote. That doesn't work.
You have to put money back into the business. Just have anybody come up.
Somebody with a following.

Get some eyes and attention to give a speech.

Or to just do something on camera so you can spread the word.

All right.

Got it.

Not a bad idea.

Not a bad idea.

It's two things.

I think the one-air community is because it's really based on Nigerians.

So it's too niche?

It's a niche.

Yeah, it's a real niche thing. And I don't know the Nigerian community in Manhattan, so I don't want to be a dick.
There's a lot of them. But I think that you got to find somebody, like Flip said, that's really influential in that particular sector and have them come up there.
Or you could find a superstar that may not be that influential in their sector but that has a little cachet

with y'all

that could come up there.

Because he said

he'd been doing it for 10 years.

So he's definitely

did some trial and error.

I don't think,

I said it's a shortcut.

I think after 10 years

you're not really taking shortcuts.

Not if you're doing this.

And the part of the show

was a good idea.

That was a good idea.

It says that your wheels are turning.

So it says that

you're thinking of shit.

That was a good idea. That was a good investment, yeah.
Yeah it says that you're thinking of shit. That was a good idea.

I agree.

That was a good investment, yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

Hopefully we were able to help somebody out there.

Yeah.

Hopefully.

Y'all niggas just look like y'all ready to get home to y'all girls and this new nigga.

No, I'm really chilling.

Y'all are ready to get home to your wives, your partners, and this nigga that-

My reservations ain't till later.

Not me. I know, you don't celebrate this shit.
I'm joking. It's not you, man.
And this nigga that My reservations ain't till later. Not me? Oh, no.
You don't celebrate this shit. Not me neither.
I really ran the I got a work line. Like, so I'm gonna like here with y'all.
Like, and it worked. The line.
Didn't work. It worked.
I ain't got shit to do tonight. Oh.
Oh. You can always find a little freestyle.

Yeah.

Some flowers and a better sexual performance than she's used to, I guess.

Two of them.

We saw that power while.

I think that's it, man. You got a credible heart?

Smoke some less cigs today.

Got you, man.

Give it a good hurrah.

Drink some Tiger Balm.

Get the ball gag out?

Eat it a little bit. You got that monster drink in the refrigerator? I'm going to put my nose in it a little bit and make it tickle.
That's not your norm? What, put my nose in and make it tickle? I don't know if I want to give you my norm. You're right.
You say I'll be stealing your sauce. That's a lot at the stroke of...
Got you. Stroke of midnight? Stroke of midnight.
And I asked you last time, you ate pussy, you was offended. you didn't even want to tell me.
I wasn't offended. So that means that we can't kick it like that.
Okay, cool. You got it.
It was recently, though. Sorry.
Sweaty, too. You ain't showered.
Unshowered. It just weren't right to work.
You put a nose in that thing? Marinated. Who, me? You put the nose in the unshowered? Yeah, I'm talking about you, nigga.
Oh, no, you wasn't talking about me. Mm-hmm.
Let her put her hands on that alopecia. She'll bring it back.
She'll make it grow. Let her put her hands on.
Magic touch. And go straight home tonight.
Huh? Go straight home after. As opposed to...
Go try to run the fucking Saint and Pergola and Say Less. Saint and Pergola are not my jams.
No, I got some other shit. What's that other shit? Pete Teach Teak, whatever peak, whatever that shit is on the 67th floor, all that fly city shit you be trying to do.
Go home, girl. I'm going to call you later.
Okay. I'm going to call you later.
It might be a little too loud for me to answer, but yeah. Oh, you you going somewhere with some music, a vibe a little bit? Maybe a super vibe.

Okay.

Super vibe.

All right, maybe I'll walk for it.

Oh, shit.

Maybe I'll let you do what you're doing.

A speakeasy action.

Hey, okay.

Okay, it's the lamest group in the world.

All right.

All right, I don't know.

I have anything else that I need to talk about here.

I don't.

I don't.

I did it.

I think we did it.

We did it.

Happy 800, man.

Word.

Happy 800. Again, that shit is crazy.
Happy 800, man. 800? 800.
Happy 800, man. Damn.
Let me get the round of applause. Niggas been here for a minute, B.
I was about to tell you. We can't be able to early for us.
Niggas been here for a minute. Early for us, I think.
Thank you, guys, man. Anything y'all like to see different about the 800s than the 700s?

I'll ask y'all that again next week when Mark is here.

But is there anything you'd like to see different?

Any ways that I could improve and get better and make life more comfortable for everybody in the 800s?

That didn't happen in the 700s.

Better chips.

Money.

Better chips.

Say you want comfortability of life.

Better snacks.

Some money. Better snacks.
Some money helps. Better couch.
Teamwork. Better couches.
Money. Better chips.
Say you want comfortability of life. Better snacks.
Some money. Better snacks.
Some money helps. Better couch.
Teamwork. Better couches.
Money. I heard you.
Oh, you ain't acknowledged. You know what I'm saying? You know.
I had a response, but I can't say it. I mean, I did acknowledge it.
You just, you won't sign it for some reason. That's not true.
I acknowledge there. No, it's coming.
So better snacks, more money. Couches.
Better couches. Yeah.
Better couches. That's it.
Better couches. You can give them little donut shits instead of...
Okay. A little coxic pillow.
Okay. That's what it's called.
I'm good. You can be sitting on the cox.
No. That's what she said.
No. All right.
This was great. No.
Hell no. This was great.
This was awesome, man. Round of applause for you guys.
This is crazy. Round of applause for you guys, boy.
Boy, I tell you. Boy, I tell you.
All right, let me see. Let me see.
Hold on, man. Sexy Red said that her ex-boyfriend robbed somebody on Valentine's Day and gave her all the money.
She said it was the most romantic thing that's ever been done. I like that ghetto shit, but I think we doomed as a society.
We lost already. I like ghetto.
I like that ghetto shit she be on. I ain't gonna lie, but that is doom, nigga.
It's going down. Nothing says love like a felony, nigga.
Yeah. What the fuck you talking about? It wasn't her felony.
Yeah. I mean, people get turned on by that.

What?

If you're doing the bed, doing robberies and shit like that, they even do B&E's with you.

But when the police come, are you taking a charge?

No.

I'm out.

Yo.

If the police get you, like, if you run in the house with me, and I'm out before you,

and the police come, and I have a chance to get away, now I'm telling you.

You leaving Shorty?

I'm leaving.

I got you.

You got to leave Shorty? She got to hold it. What you, I'm going to come back and say, it's me.
Let her go? Nah. Nah, nigga.
Wait, wait, wait. You would? If you take this...
Let's say, hypothetically, you riding in the car with your Shorty and to work in the car. Yeah.
And I'm a felon. You would let her eat the work? What? What? She clean.
She clean.

And I turn into ice, nigga.

She ain't got no record.

Eat it up, anime.

Y'all niggas are crazy.

Let me tell you something.

First and foremost.

Yo, you niggas are nuts.

I just watched the trial.

And it's Valentine's Day, y'all.

Yeah.

Just wanted to remind you of that.

I just watch how.

So, Ant-Hole.

It's Valentine's Day.

So, if you got picked up the day, and you got a free weekend.

What about Melly?

That's a win-win. Didn't Melly, like, Melly haven't seen the girl since 2018 in the court case? His court case, the girl that came that didn't tell? Nigga, I love that.
Shout out to her. Shout out.
You see the way he looked at her? Yeah, he was happy. Nigga, you saw the excitement in his eyes.
Now, he got a rise under there. A rise in his Levi's right on the table, nigga.
She look good. She skinny, but shout out to Hush.

Yo, this nigga's it.

I'm leaving, man.

I ain't gonna lie.

It's about 5 o'clock on Valentine's Day.

I ain't even seen a whole bunch of posts out there for the ladies.

A little light.

It's light.

Joe, we not celebrating like that no more?

Niggas dub they girls to this Valentine's Day.

Nah, they done.

Niggas fucked up.

Like he said.

Bruh.

Bruh.

I was in Short Hills Mall yesterday. Wait, it doesn't cost you anything to do a post, though.
That's where you should be getting your shit off. Right.
Those type of posts. I mean, like, I understand what he's talking about.
He's talking about the post where it shows the extravagance and stuff like that. Not today.
These niggas want a post with the... What you talking about, Joe?

If I was in your position,

the shit I do with the...

Nigga, this whole shit would be flowering out.

Nigga, flowers up to here.

I want her to swim in it, nigga.

That's not true because you ordered me in your house.

Uh-oh.

And you didn't do shit.

Omaha!

Kill!

Get out of there.

You just sent J.R.

Get out of there.

I did.

Get out of there.

I did because I was inspired by my friends.

Thank you. Flip, we love you.
Flip, we love you. Get out of there.
I bought a Van Cleef already. How long ago? Stacks.
Why? It don't matter. They stack Van Cleef.
You about to fuck up. Van Cleef ain't a one-time thing.
Like, they put a few on. Van Cleef, Van Cleef, your wife, who was there and held it down.

She don't,

she's not that.

Like, the Van Cleef.

Gave you money out of her pocket.

She did, she did.

I told her to get out of the door.

The Van Cleef is still

in the closet.

Get out of there.

She's not that type of person.

So why you buy her

the Van Cleef?

Because I wanted to show

that I'm up.

See, you buying the gifts

for you, not for her.

That's where you messing up at.

That's where you fucking at.

That's the truth.

And a lot of men do that.

A lot of men do that. That's not a tack flip.
It's Valentine's Day, and I will go listen to this back to learn my lesson. Right now, I don't want to learn.
Don't listen to this. Listen to her, my nigga.
Listen to you, nigga. I will.
Mel was giving me advice earlier, but she pulled back. She said, you know what you can do for her? And she pulled back.
Well, listen. That's it.
Like, here's the thing. That women, and I'm sure you all have heard this before,

at some point in your lives,

women like thoughtfulness.

But what if they took mad Caribbean shit?

You listen between...

Buy some jerk chicken.

Yeah.

You read between the lines.

That shit.

She don't eat...

She's Twitter daddy, not your man.

Buy some collin' lube.

Yeah, have a chef come over.

Current rooms, nigga.

Beautiful kitchen you got in there. You're right, Joe.
Little flower with some Luther in the background. Come on, man.
Just thoughtfulness. I want to respond to that, Joe.
Let's bring thoughtfulness back. That's really what it is.
I think that I'm afraid. That's what they want.
I think I'm afraid to be romantic again. Again? No, I just think I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid.
It makes me feel... I can only imagine what romance looked like from you.
No, no, no. When I was younger, even coming up, the romance was there.
But I'm afraid. I don't know how to approach that shit anymore.
No. When you was younger, you had to be romantic because you had a brain.
So you had to use your brain. I don't think so.
What was the romantic shit you used to do when you was young? Chicken nuggeta-nuggy? No, not Chick-a-nuggy. Walks on the beach.
Rockaway beach? You ain't walked on no fucking beach. I'm checking.
I'm checking. I'm checking.
I'm checking. I'm checking.
I'm checking. I'm checking.
I'm checking. What beach, yo? I'm just checking.
Cody Island beach. Yo.
Manhattan beach. And then she brought that up.
Like, you haven't been to the beach with me, with us in years. Your feet was out or you out on Timberlands? Feet was out.
Okay, okay. Feet was walking on the beach, just doing romantic things.
Paint and sip later on, like just different things we did together. I mean, you know.
Let your wife go to paint and sip and paint one of the big dick niggas, man. Big dick.
Yo, that's rude. Let your wife go.
On Valentine's Day too. Get a little bit of wine.
So paint the nigger? You sit in the back on the little chair. Sit on the little chair they got for the niggas

in the back.

Is she paint on him

or painting the picture?

No, she's just painting him.

So he's just up there

with his meat out.

Nigga laying there like this.

Baby arm hanging down

and she just painting.

My man Mark Lamar

had to find something new to do.

The Jodeci concert was canceled.

Damn.

KC had pneumonia.

Hopefully he's well.

Hopefully.

I absolutely love Mark hitting the podcast group chat to say, hey, can you guys help me? And all of y'all dubbing him. Really? I'm not in the group chat.
Everybody here, well, then you get a pass. Everybody in the group chat dubbed Mark Lamont saying, yo, y'all, the Jodeci concert is canceled.
I'm not from New Jersey. I'm not from here.
Can I get some last minute recommendations on restaurants? Nobody said a piece. He said New Jersey or New York, preferably New Jersey.
Can y'all help me out? Y'all niggas dubbed him? I don't know the Jersey restaurant, so that's my excuse. I text him on the side.
Joe gave him some suggestions. I text him on the side.
With suggestions. If he say something in the group chat, put it Okay.
All right. You don't need to text nobody on the side, little Miss Mamas.
It's not Saturday. You can just group chat it up with your co-host.
Not say her. It's not Saturday.
Not her. It's not Saturday.
You don't need to do it here. Not her.
Just in general. In general.
I got you. I'm not playing with her.
It's not Saturday. Mella ain't said that Saturday.
She said it. She don't play that shit.
I have seen nothing but memes about that. Like, if he takes you on the 13th or the 15th, you the side chick.
I was like, I didn't make it up. Question, what can a man do today to impress you on Valentine's Day? Be thoughtful.
Just be thoughtful. It's not even, I swear to God, it's not the extravagance of a gift or...
Eat it from the back. Gotta eat it from the back today.
What if that's the norm? What if that's his norm? Oh, never mind. So can he bring you a painting? A letter that he painted? Yeah, I'm just saying.
Oh, flood. When you say thoughtful.
You know what would go over really well with me? Nostalgic type shit? If he made me like a mixtape. That would go over so fucking well with me.
Playlist. Playlist shit.
Yeah. Not a playlist.
What you gonna play it on? I still got DVD. No, that's fine.
She got a record player. She said I got a DVD.
DVD, CD. She got mad record player.
I got like a tape player. I could still play it.
How do you make a mixtape though? I was just about to say, bring back the old school of us getting the romantic jammy jam and talking over it a little bit with our thoughts. Bring that back.
That was a jump, niggas. A lot of times Secret Garden came on.
There's something wrong with me. I did that.
I was in that thing. Okay.
You was in it, right? A lot of times Secret Garden hit? Oh, man. Shit used to start off on the end of the most funny.
Skip the hug. No, no, no.
The little intro extended version bought you some time. That was a little bit of your mouth.
It's prepared the entree for man long. He prepared, like, it's just a nigga that preserved the meat.
I'm ELA. All right, thank you.
Nigga season the beef, have the beef sit and marinate. That's just the one that's time time to go cook.
He go straight in. Nigga, you cook for real.
That's disgusting. Ish go straight in, nigga.
All that talking for hours, nigga, days before. He plans shit out.
He don't procrastinate when it comes to the girls. He didn't.
I don't understand what you mean. You had a plan in playing.
For sure. I will talk to you.
He know. What'd you say, Ish? Getting in head before you get in their bed.
I would hope everybody does. He listens to their trauma.
What happened? That's Joe. That's Joe? That's Joe.
What do you want to talk to him about? That's Joe. What are you talking about? Improving their life.
Advice. Advice game.
Oh, you should do that. Help us clean the credit up.
Where your credit at?

That credit coming, baby.

I got a credit nigga right now.

Hold on, let me send you his number.

Hold on, I'm going to call him a three-way.

Yo, Ice, pretend to be the credit nigga.

I got you right now.

What's your score?

Yo, nigga like, yo, yeah, nah, you got to get the experience.

Yo, like, yo, the what?

Yo, nah, that's funny. This game is so money.
No, it ain't. You think I'm muddy? Joe, you crazy.
Clean up credit. Man, that game lasts longer than the financial game.
Joe, Joe. Because she got to call you again when it messes up.
Yo, I messed my credit up again. That lasts longer than that.
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
He know. Like, she don't call you for her psychiatrist the next time another nigga fuck over.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
She call you for advice. Uh-oh.
That's not game. That's listening to women.
That's game, Joe. Joe, that's game.
That's listening to women. I'll be wanting it.
Yo, I need a water gun. Yo.
When it's summertime, I'm just listening when people are talking to you. So am I not? You fixing one problem? I can fix your credit.
That's one problem. You fixing another one.
I didn't say I fix it. I said I listen.
I know. I try to fix your mind.
And that was back in the day. I fixed your mind.
That was back. I can fix your mind, baby.
Exactly. I know what he thinking.
Yo, I want to get this out before this podcast ends. There's always a lot of talk about some of the biggest hater songs from men.
Like Jagged Edge. One man hating on another man? Yeah.
Dirty Mac. Mario, Let Me Love You.
Trey. What Trey song? Can't Help Awake.
Can't Be Friends. I can see it.
Maybe not Can't Be Friends. No, no, no.
Can't Help Awake. But there's some guy hater songs a lot a lot I put any one of those that y'all think is the biggest hater song ever against Tony Braxton he wasn't man enough for me that shit just came on yesterday can we hear it and I'm just listening to the lyrics.
Play a little bit. Play a little bit.
I know you got it. I think that's like the biggest.
Because it's in reverse. I think that song has all of the guy hater songs beat.
Beat? So she's telling the girl that you can keep? Yes. Because it's in reverse.
So she's telling that you can keep the girl. She's telling the girl, I've been with dude that you with.
I smashed him. But you married him even though I made him leave.
I made him leave. Even though he wanted to stay with me.
Why are you saying all of that? That's fine. I forgot how looking that she was.
Hey! No, honestly. Why is she saying all of that? And I'm closing..
That shit was fair. I forgot how little that she was.
Hey!

No, honestly, why is she saying all of that?

It was one of them. And I'm closing.

I'm closing with this.

It's one of them, but this is some other ones.

With a lyric breakdown.

It's on that little list.

I think the girl hater songs have the guy hater songs beat by a million.

I don't know, dog.

How'd they get Toni Braxton to hate on some bitch?

Who do you think I am? Hey! Don't you know that he was my man? million. I don't know, dog.
How'd they get Tony Braxton to hate on some bitch?

Hey!

He was my man.

That's A.

It's disgusting.

Or not. It's disgusting.

Or not.

Tony ain't supposed to stoop this low.

That's Colton.

I'm calling my phone, bitch.

I could've had him if I wanted him.

That's what I'm trying to tell homeboys.

Hey, bro.

I see through all that shit.

I see through all that bullshit.

Yeah.

Take it now.

Get that.

I'm with ice.

Fuck that.

I'm with ice.

Yeah, that's just trying to make yourself feel better because he chose up. I'm with ice.
Fuck that. I'm with ice.
Yeah, that's just trying to make yourself feel better because he chose up. I'm with ice.
I'm with ice. Do you know I was like this? Do you know I'm your husband? Who's a baby girl? I'm not taking my baby.
Why are you saying this to a girl? Because she's trying to make herself feel crazy. Bitch is a psycho, my nigga.
She's sneak dissing. Why are you saying anything at all? Stop calling my phone, bitch.
She's hurt. That's all hurt in that song.
Shorty, stop calling my phone. If I really wanted your man, he would be my man.
Stop it, yo. She's trying to trick herself into believing that I'm good.

This is one of the biggest

hated songs I've heard.

I'm not going to hold you.

Who they hating on them?

I'm trying to Google

Topps.

The new shit?

She is, hey.

There ain't no reason to say

none of this to the new girl

or the old guy.

Because they married.

That's not true, yo.

Yo, fam, stop it.

They are married.

That nigga came up to me

and squeezed.

That's what I wanted to tell him.

Nigga, leave me the fuck alone. If I wanted her, she'd be me.
Are you crazy, Antoine? Are you crazy? Something's wrong with you. How? Because you're not supposed to say that to somebody.
I know, but the nigga's bothering me. My nigga, if I really wanted your bitch, she'd be my bitch.
You can't tell her to nobody. I just think you can can't tell us nobody.
You can't say it. You're not supposed to say it.
Under no circumstance should you say, hey. Even if they're harassing you.
If they keep going. Where in this song is she harassing her? She's saying.
No, we don't know what led to writing another song. Well, rest in peace to LaShawn Daniels.
That boy was a writing motherfucker. Rest in peace, that was my man.
Man, don't tell me that you made my wife leave or my husband leave. No, I kicked him out.
Why are you saying that? Why you believe that? Didn't he tell you the truth? Ice gotta pee. Didn't he tell you the truth? All of this is the most hated shit I've ever heard in a song.
That's all I'm saying. And I say it's way more than Mario Let Me Love You.
I totally disagree with you. I think this is the most hurt shit I've ever seen in a song.
Way more than them Jagged Edge songs. More than all the things your man won't do? Nah, Mario Let Me Love You is nasty, yo.
That's, that's, that's a big one. It's a big one.
Come on, dawg. Joe is...
Oh, Marvin's room. Marvin's room is Tyler's room.
Marvin's room's up there. And if you listen to Marvin's room, he's saying what you're saying.
Marvin's room could have passed because he was drunk. Drunk tongue speaker's over mine, nigga.
Yeah, but if you make the song under the pretense of we're drunk, are you drunk right now? The drunk call, you get a pass. Y'all missing Marvin's room.
She answered. Yeah.
He had an ear. He was with her.
Stop playing. Ice cooking right now.
Stop playing. If you really didn't want to be bothered, you wouldn't have said, are you drunk right now? Yeah.
Y'all ain't seen through all that bullshit. Open the door.
I'll be there in 20. Unlock the door.
I'll be there in 20. Y'all got open.
We should play that as a comparison. Open the door.
I'll be there in 20. She answered.
She answered the fuck. She answered the fuck.
You want to play more Drizzy? In the middle of the night. You want to play more Drizzy, right? I mean, right, Legend? Hold on, y'all.
Hold on, y'all. Hold on, fall off a minute, y'all.
You want to play more Drizzy, right, Legend? I was just saying, we're doing... Let's go, Legend.
Let's go, now. We oftentimes do comparisons, so we're saying that it's the Supreme Hater song.
We're not playing no Drake, nigga. Just because he tried to come make nice with you on some divide and conquer shit, like he always do, big up the girl to get at the nigga I'm beefing with.
Don't fall for the fucking trap. We're not playing no fucking Drake up here.
Hold it in, bitch. don't DM him.
Don't say thank you. Don't DM.
Don't say thank you. Yo, I heard the little slap.
Hey, man. No, no.
Mel will double tap. Melissa Savannah Ford.
You answer the phone? Do not send it through... Yo, you answer the phone at 3 in the morning? That shit already went out, man.
And do not send it from Daisy... Absolutely not.
Do not send it from Daisy Page and Eva. Because we got tatted on that.
Yo, you ain't answering the phone at three in the morning? Oh, look. To who? From who? Where, where? Who, huh? What's happening? He'll call you, man.
Are you drunk right now? That nigga will call you. Are you drunk? Mel? No, I stand the phone.
You better hold it down. Yo, stand the phone with me.
I just want to make sure you get home safe. Y'all joking around, but y'all know Mel like I know Mel.
Yeah. Like y'all know Mel and get home and get to just spilling it.
Oh, I heard that song. It's so great.
Thank you. I remember when we...
Girl. Don't text from Daisy Page, nigga.
Park. Let me see if Daisy Page follows.
I'm a no. Yo, how can you not know? I know you'd know.
I'm a no. I know you'd know.
I know you'd know. Marvin's room might have been in reverse.
Mmm. She was the one drunk? She said, oh shit.
She asked Mel, are you drunk right now? That might have been in reverse. I'm just drinking some Martinelli.
Yeah. You was rapping about Shorty.
He got us. He did it.
He figured out. He finally figured out how to disrupt this thing.

What makes that happen, right?

To call, because, I can't say it.

To call somebody that you haven't, and the number still be the same, because if you just type it, it turns blue.

So you know the number for like.

Your number better not still be the same.

It is not.

It has been changed a million times over.

I used to change my number like my underwear.

No mutual friends.

None of that.

That I cannot say. Let's go, man.
You got, Mel. D-M, nigga.
There's that. Hey, Drake, I'm writing you in...
Mel, don't. Mel ain't going to answer this.
Hold on, Joe. Hey, Drake, I'm writing you in vanish mode.
Listen, don't screenshot this. Don't screenshot this.
I got an vanish mode. Oh, man.
What are you talking about? Look at Mel. You said what makes a nigga do what?

No, I was saying that

what brings you to that point

where you had to text that,

you got to double back

even years later.

Sometimes you want to check on somebody.

Love, nigga.

No, but even if you're in a relationship,

sometimes you want to check

how you're doing.

That's not true, bro.

I don't mean you don't love the person

because you're in a relationship.

But that's bad.

It ain't always love, my nigga.

But that's bad, though.

You a legend from the city.

Why you ain't do right there, nigga? Because it feels the other way around. You dropped the ball to the nigga.
Don't try to double back 20 years later. Oh, girl, you a legend.
Nigga, fuck out. He tried to get older and wiser.
Hey, yo, man, I got a new fireplace. Hey.

That's my little bitch.

All right, no more hate for me.

I'm done.

No more hate for me.

No more hate for me, but hold us down.

Hold us down.

Because I don't like how he spoke about you on Flip.

I mean, Flip.

You, he held down, but that shit he said about Flip. Shout out, itch on the low.

It's unforgivable.

He, like, responded to itch.

He start blushing.

Yeah.

I can't tell you. What I'm going to say? What I'm going to say, y'all? I don't think he's talking to me.
No way. That's what I did.
I don't even think I'm on the top of his mind. That's what you said.
That's not what I said at all, nigga. Fuck out of here.
Y'all, I think he's just rapping. He's a rapper.
Come on. Not me.
Yo, you got that voice now. He's a rapper.
Straight to you, Ish. He's talking to Ish.
That nigga answered all questions that we talked about last part. And the Mel don't DM him.
You don't either, nigga. Same rules.
Same rules. I don't want to see no owl pop up on the screen.
No emojis. Don't put no owl on that arm.
Hold us down, nigga. Don't put O-V-I-K.
Hold us down. O-V-I-K.
O-V-I-K. O-V-I-K.
No, I understand, man. If I was youngki I wouldn't get married either That ain't even what I was trying to say You watch the whole app I got a time stamp for you nigga You seen everything I had said Cause I say more than that I ain't even like not like us Look look at me I wasn't dancing I don how many episodes you've seen because I know you busy and all.
But I wasn't even dancing for all of them songs. Look at Joe Fippinimani.
Anytime Joe and them did that shit, I thought that shit was corny. I didn't dance.
You and Mel hold us down, yo. Hey, dog, I don't know who the fuck you talking to.
All right. You DM'd with Les.
He opened shit with Les. Hey, yo, Ish, I saw your sneaker.
Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you, buddy.
Thank you, buddy. How's your credit? How's your credit? It ain't hard to get him.
We can argue with Ish about that. He's staying on that.
I'm thinking about purchasing some real estate out there. Is that hoodie true to size? Yo, peace, brother.
Yeah, it is, man. Right there on my site.
Like, lesser men have got you to... Ish.
You're DMing DM Drake. Is that what I did? Wait, it's two of them.
No, the new nigga. Nigga DMing the new Drake might.
I don't know. I got to check the temperature on.
I got to check the post on the squad. He might get a flight from it.
And I pull up, nigga. I'm off on Saturday, Sundays, and Mondays, nigga.
Now it's your mail with a group DM, too. Wait till you see today.
I call mail on 30 right there. Hold on.
Oh, my God. Oh, Lord.
If Drake in a contact with mail, nigga, like, she better come and tell us. You know what he tried to call? Did you speak? Nah, mail gonna hold it down.
Mail gonna hold it down. Mail middle name is...
Mail is not rude. Mail middle name is holding down.
It's magic that she ain't gonna come tell us. Like, she gonna hold it down.
Mel Middle Namers. Mel is not rude.
Mel Middle Namers hold it down. It's mad shit that she ain't going to come tell us.
Like, she's going to hold it down. That Chicago shit came and went too fast.
I thought we would do more of an explanation, but she held it down. Quick.
She held it down. I thought that nigga was the dick sucker for me.
Oh, he's shooting that nigga. All right.

I was like, oh, shit.

He's shooting that male.

Oh, work.

You guys are back.

Hate to see you with them dick suckers.

It might not have nothing to do with Joe.

I got a sleeper.

That's funny.

I got a sleeper. What are they sleeping on, man?

I got a sleeper, man.

I'm going to Mel's girl.

Oh, I lost it.

I'm going to Mel's Girl, Cali Technis.

Oh Cali, I like her so much.

Really great album. This record is called Soft Life.
Cocoa, buddy, this is on the back of the night Seems like it's nothing but I treat my body No one's around, gonna see where you're just Don't be so shy about it So feel the thing you love Your body's such a tough Fighting to deny the moment's growing Let's take it to the floor I stand, the shoe I hold in Mother's back feels low Short life, I feel like a short life I'm here right between my sides Loneliness just died Baby, short life, how you like a short life? Always sharing with the feelings And as we listen from the one, the pleasures are mine Don't gotta fake you and I know it fills me in shock I't gotta be here, I get that by myself alright You're blessed, I let you stay the night So through the thing you love, your body sets it up Why we took the night and the moment's growing Let's take it to the floor, I'll stand show all day Pull up all the rules real slow Short life, how you like the short life? Run me right between my thighs Loneliness just now, baby Short life, how you like the short life? Always sharing with my favorite Always sharing with my favorite Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Sharp lights, are you like a sharp light? I'm in right between my thighs No, dear, ooh Shawfly, fire like a Shawfly

Running right between my thighs

No, dear, it's just a big Shawfly

Fire like a Shawfly

Always sharing with my favorite

Text in the Shawfly That's brand new, not so new music from Cali Teclis

That record is called Soft Life.

That record is called Soft Life off of her Mood Ring project.

Shout out to her.

Lot of fire on that project.

Check it out if you get a chance.

Solo, you do the low stuff. Yeah, right.
Thanks, boys. Oh, man.
I'm going big Jersey. Big Jersey.
Corley Ray put an EP out called What Happened to Forever. And this song is called Keep It Damn Trippy How the fuck could I believe this, nigga? But my heart up on my chest, it left me bleeding If this is what love is, then you can keep it If this is what love is, then you can keep it Not sure how much my heart is left Try to use you to fill the void that my father left I'm not hard to get, baby, I'm just hard to get I see one red flag, then I just call it quits Yeah, my heart turned cold, nigga, you the cause of it Should've kept it real, but you was fraudulent Yeah, everything you said, you just did the opposite Yeah, every time you come around, you want that toxic shit And I'm tired of it All the times I caught you cheating I should've killed you, but now you gon' have to see this Supposed to be my piece, But broke me right into pieces Yeah, you told me you love me

But you ain't mean it

I done lost it

How the fuck could I believe this, nigga?

But my heart up on my chest

It left me bleeding

If this is what love is

Then you can keep it

If this is what love is

Then you can keep it

Ooh, baby

Who said that broken hearts could never heal How you feel? Yeah, yeah I said, ooh Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, wait All I asked was for the real tea Keep an open mind, need your eyes on me Putting over time, didn't change a thing Cause we so far apart, we ain't next to me You just want some pussy therapy Go from her to her for a remedy Said I was your home, used to foot the streets

Now you all alone, thought I'd never leave

All the times I caught you cheating

I should've killed you, but now you gon' have to see this

Supposed to be my piece, but broke me right into pieces

Yeah, you told me you love me, but you ain't mean it

I done lost it, how the fuck could I believe this, nigga?

But my heart up on my chest, it left me bleeding

If this is what love is, then you can keep it

Thank you. I don't learn, say I don't fuck it, I believe this nigga But my heart up on my chest, it left me bleeding If this is what love is, then you can keep it

If this is what love is, then you can keep it

Come on, Trippy, man, do right

Do the right thing, man

Told her you love her

You told her that you meant it. Damn, man.
Come on. How could Trippie Redd have been on the FIFA? For real, man.
Oh, man. That record was Keep It by Corley Ray off of her new EP.
Keep your love if you don't mean it, yo. Yeah.
Keep that shit, the west coast and Jersey actually this is Reason and Ransom hold that hey coyote how about it coyote hey hey hey hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey hey hey yeah yeah yeah yeah hey hey yeah yeah look whoop whoop whoop whoop whoopwoo, woo-ki-woo, woo-ki-woo, woo-ki-woo Hold that, hold that, hold that Woo-ki-woo, woo-ki-woo, woo-ki-woo On, dippin' in our splurge Money clean and graffiti, we got that off the curb Life a bitch, fuck a good, dip into a purse I need everything, mama this account figured up, bought my wallet filled with ha-ha's, laughing to that bitch, I'm rich, no dealing, got that sonically, math, really math, and digits, doing trigonometry, the shit that's on my mind is adding up ironically, pistol with my wallet, be no lacking, go ahead, false words, George Prid, bitch, I'm trying to live long, but I can't be no long lived, I'm locked in, picking four, I need my digits, picking eight My little cousins, Kerry Ibrys, walk around with little Drakes They settle shit with pistol play Near death by near day, them niggas move around like hearsay Get it without the politics, no flag hanging, banging, set trips The greatest is Pete Davidson, I took the West, bitch Niggas come around my block without shit tough You better get to peddling Cause if niggas come around my block when I creep up They praying that we settle shit Wookiee, woo, woo, woo Wookiee, woo, woo, woo All that, all that, all that Most of these robberies done with bare faces The next steps is your body laid out in staircases I know it might appear tasteless But what is there to do when all your peers faithless? We cannot compare greatness I am on a higher path with raw by the corner store Tryna bag up all the raw, big fire transformers on Clocks a tick, and I'm primed But mama prayin' for every optimist, all in all Don't look for green to crash, just water yours Headed towards the end zone, I touch down You can't pass rock when the corner's end zone I've been known, you kick down doors and crawl through windows You kid know, you speak out of line and you get your childhood crushed Like Laura Winslow's clutch to 45 A stand up man gotta touch the flow with 10 toes Can't jam up ran with your bluffs and innuendos It's settled then, we get to shootin', you get to pedlin', let the demons and devils Anyone can get it, no one's safe when I'm feelin' like this Treat your face like a handball if you step on my case Nothing fraudulent about me, this as real as it gets Well I fell and take a hell Does a chicken have lips? No No siri McFlurry The block I spin it I don't worry Heartbeat 60 times a minute Tryna look inside The whip This shit is limo tinted Peanut butter guts I'm still blowing Endo in it Humpty Dumpty Gon' fall off a wall And Blanco the tamale man gon' serve up the raw

A ducked off with a patty, probably all in the jaw

When 12 come knockin', I forgot what I saw

Grind by any means, gotta find a way to escape

Hoses on they knees, suckin' dick up when the rent's late

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop

Got a foreign in my foreign, we converse with Google Translate

You hear that? We took over the block now

Hear me down the street, mumpin' mariachi with the top down

Thank you. Got a foreign in my foreign, we converse with Google Translate You hear that? We took over the block now Hear me down the street, mopping mariachi with the top down We the reason why this taco truck's on every block now She fuck me in the coyote, hold that.

Shout out to the friends of the show.

I'm going to Sailor.

Okay.

Song is called Cut Up.

That's it. Cut on me.

Don't cut up.

I'm getting it.

I'm cutting up over you, baby.

So come on.

Cut on me.

Cut on me.

Cut on me till the sunrise.

Muscle beat. Creatine in my thick thighs Stroking my ego on like you Love it usually make me sick But today I think I'll make it mine I'm cutting up real bad, oh Might cut up all these photos of us I ain't never had trust, I'ma call you co-cuddle so come on and make me love Adonis don't need to slow down, you know me don't need to go there, come over the dead I stutter, cuddle me me I'm cutting up real better over you, baby Just find it, you're with a wrong life Maybe just find it Buy a car, let's push and stop But you are auction office, start the peace Cook your rice and be the perfect wife You show off to your family Shut my mouth, the greed of all the things that bother me A debutante that knows a place that skips a stake to breathe Inside a dress with aqua set that stops below the knee I'll be the one who wears the stress of everyone around me Delete the text, I know you know you don't want me to see Just so we pretend that you and me are peeling key That ain't what you want from me No, that ain't what you want from me Want a girl that claps, babe A girl that rose fatted, a girl that knows that Anyway, I wanna act Just another one of these So send me to the streets Cuddle me, cuddle me to the side of the night So deep, creatine in my deep thighs Stroking my ego on like you are Loving usually makes me sick But they are thick, but I'll make you mine I'm cutting up real bad, though I could have all these photos of us I ain't never had trust I'ma call you, go cuddle So come on and make me love I know me, don't need to slow down You know me, don't need to go there Come over, Did I stop? Cut me.
Cut nothing better over you, baby. I need to stop.
That is Sailor. Cut it up.
That was fire. Big M4.

All right.

Mine is from another legend from the six,

Melanie Fiona, Mona Lisa's Smile. Perfect picture in a broken frame

And no one ever sees the broken pieces of the painting

I know you're lying, I'm lying, it's crazy

I don't really know why in the hell I'm trying to save this

If I didn't love you, I'd walk out that door

If a man can have his blood, well a girl could have more

I'm trying to save this If I didn't love you, I'd walk out that door If a man can have his blood, well a girl could have more I'd rather go to war Before a little teardrop hit this floor I'll never let you see me breaking down You'll never have to pick me up off the ground I'd rather stand pretty than begging people for your pity And I'll go a million miles wearing Mona, Mona Lisa smile Well, if they start coming down Mona Lisa smile Boy, I'm afraid I might drown Mona Lisa smile Yeah, before I lose my mind I'ma let you know now I'll go a million miles Wearing this Mona, Mona Lisa You don't care to say that it's over Instead of giving up, I learned to give you the cold shoulder I gave you time so I'm yours and you're mine My heart's on the line, love's suicide Even if I could get my feet to run I'd go around in circles, cause I know I'm not done We're gonna both lose it all Before a little teatrop hit this floor I'll never let you see me breaking down You'll never have to pick me up off the ground I'd rather stand pretty than begging for your pity And I'll go a million miles Wearing this Mona, Mona Lisa smile Well, if there's no coming down Mona, Mona Lisa smile Boy, I'm afraid I might drown

Mona Lisa smile

Yeah, before I lose my mind, I'ma let you know now

I'll go a million miles

Wearing this Mona

Mona Lisa smile That is Melanie Fiona, Mona Lisa Smile. That was fire.
I didn't know she had a new shit out. Legends from the Six.
That was really beautiful. Yeah, it was great.
It's a really beautiful song. Thank you.
Yours was fire. Oh, that was your song? No, that wasn't my song.
I was playing. Oh, I was about to say.
Because that sounded like it was from that playlist that man was working on. Get Cracked.
That sounded like from that get cracked playlist hey get cracked put my face between the washer and dryer playlist hey hey hey no that was that song was too pretty you know you need like dirty music for that I was trying to fuck this morning to very scary people she talking about can you can you cut it off? I'm like, right here? Come on, man. We done multitasked over less.
You want to cut it off right here? Right during the kidnapping? Stupid, yeah. I was still trying.
Come on, man. A little spit on that pussy.
Shout out to niggas out there still spitting on pussy.

It's Valentine's Day.

Y'all think niggas ain't spitting on pussy?

Oh, they absolutely spitting on pussy.

Hello.

Absolutely.

Yes.

Nigga loop.

Nigga loop.

That's old school loop right there, boy.

That's Nigga loop.

A little saliva.

They killing Michael B. Jordan over his thumb.

Saw that.

I didn't know that we was brothers.

I didn't know that was my Jersey brother, man.

I didn't know.

He's got a thumb like yours?

Nobody has a thumb like mine.

Okay, all right.

I'm sorry.

Similar?

Nobody has a thumb similar to mine.

All right.

How about that?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I just saw the cover of a magazine that he's on, and it did not look like him.

I didn't realize that was him either.

It's because his thumb.

It's because his thumb, y'all ain't see it.

I don't think that thumb is going to stop nothing.

It ain't.

What?

It ain't going to stop nothing.

They're going to want that.

He had thumbs.

Actually, I can tell you.

I can attest.

I can testify to this.

Son.

However they feel about your thumb, it ain't going to stop nothing.

No, they want to experiment with it.

What the fuck you talking about, nigga?

See if I can find a little slap, man.

Get us out of here smooth.

Get us out of here smooth.

Back to Mike, man.

I can't wait for our next week episode.

It's 10-year anniversary. I'm excited about it.

Me too.

Hey.

We gotta celebrate. Celebrate.

I mean, it's what I want to hear when I'm A-on

episodes, man.

Little Mike.

Thinking about the journey, man.

You know what I mean?

All the hard times.

The good times.

The laughs.

The cries.

The times that we've cried together.

Actually, man, it's a little bit later.

Hey.

That's right now.

In the car, they singing with me.

Say why, why.

Don't let this human be true.

Why, why.

Could be the real end.

Let me say why, why.

Don't let this human be true.

Yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
We bid you adieu. Farewell.
Adios. Cerebidurgy.
Hasta la vista. Au revoir.
So long. Goodbye.
Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, remember, do remember.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

Here we go.

Again, man, we couldn't have done this without y'all, man.

Shout out to all the behind the scenes people.

In front of the camera and back of the camera.

You know what I mean?

Some of y'all been here from day one and all last.

Some of y'all from day two.

Some of y'all new heads just got here around day 1,000, 2000, when some of the work was put in. A lot of y'all nigg two Some of y'all new heads just got here Around day a thousand, two thousand

When some of the work was put in

A lot of y'all niggas like to come around for that

Hey

Ten years, two girlfriends for me, huh?

Tell me I ain't changed

You changed

What?

Ten years

That's my baby

My baby mama

Man

For Valentine's Day

It's young as

Don't flare your nose at me nigga

Don't flare your nose at me man

You could get like this one day

Who?

You

I had one

For 10 years?

Play yourself

For 10 years?

Yeah

Don't make the face nigga

I didn't know that

It's alright dog

You been with your girl for 10 years?

Keep it moving bro

Thank you. I had one.
For 10 years? Play yourself. For 10 years? Yeah.
Don't make the face, nigga.

I didn't know that.

It's all right, dog.

You been with your girl for 10 years?

Yo, keep it moving, bro.

For real?

Keep it moving, Aki.

Is that true?

Doom, doom.

Well, you're just stunned on me right now to win.

I don't do to you, bro.

2015?

Here's what you're doing.

Let me turn this up for you then.

Hold up, man.

If you're doing that. Hey.
Hey, let me turn it up for now. Hey, 10 years and up.
10 years and up. Big Park's got 10 years.
10 years and up. 10 years and up.
10 years. Flip got 10 years and up.
Hey. What the fuck they talk about? 15 and up.
15 and up out there. Amani got 10 years with the streets.
Let's go, man. He got 20 years with the streets.
Hey. I mean, my nigga Paul ain't got no plans tonight.
Yes, he do. Keeping himself available for the streets.
He like the tall ones. He calling Black Thick Mama tonight.
The book is coming through. Black Thick Mama tonight coming through around one or two.
He didn't have plans two hours, three hours ago. Yeah, man.
That might change by the time. Yo, again, shout out to the lovers out there, man.
Shout out to the single people out there. If you do the right thing this year, you can have a different Valentine's Day next year.
Yeah, go find you a goon partner. Oh, my God.
Single ladies out there, man. Listen, if you stop sucking on every random dick you meet in Stafford And you dedicate yourself every day for the year You too can have a different Valentine's Day next year Honestly All you niggas out there, man You know what I mean? You stop tongue-kissing every girl you see And girls love karaoke, man Apply yourself, dedicate yourself to the craft Exactly Stop kissing them, man You two can have a different outcome next year Around this time I know it seems far away I know it seems insurmountable But you can do it out there, I promise you Talk to them, Joe Hey Talk Talk to your man, Joe.
Here it go. Stop bringing them into sections.
You know what I mean? Take your time with one. No section hot.
Yeah, man, shout out to the couples out there with that designated day time for the week. So you never lose track of who each other are.
You hit that update button, con converse get to know one another shout out to the couples out there that get through the difficult times man communicate when it gets bad during the arguments during the dark times i'm preach shout out to the couples out there slamming doors during the beep i hate that shit that you just said shout out to the niggas out there paying rent, paying bills Even when she pissing you off and getting on your nerves man Today's your day, it's our day We said it's the last hour, the last minute before 12 Shout out to the niggas out there that dub the whole roster About three weeks before Valentine's Day Cause your lady deserves at least that. Yes.
She deserves some peace and quiet, man.

You're Muslim.

Hey, dub your favorite bitch for about a month and a half.

Give us something to worry about.

Mmm.

Here we go.

We ride.

We ride.

Together.

Together.

And then what?

And then we. And then what? And then we.
And then what? And then we made love Shout out to the love makers out there The friction creators out there Create a little friction Everybody out there doing the pelvic love thrust Everybody out there Shout out to y'all niggas still 69ing out there. Some of y'all still hitting that 69.
Shout out to the cuddlers out there, the snugglers out there. Hey, shout out to the couples that been together so long, you just gonna keep it in for the night.
Just gonna stay inside. It's just another normal day, man.
Wifey, cook a little dinner, or you get your fat ass up by the stove, cook a little dinner. Put the kids to bed early, y'all man.
Watch some Nicole Kidman flicks. Come on now, we doing it for everybody, man.
Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. Hopefully you've enjoyed this episode as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you.

Mel O'Day must watch the pod.

You must be watching.

Why?

You ain't dressed like that

in 10 years.

How long you been up here?

How long you worked here, girl?

I'm going straight from here.

A legend from the six.

Fuck are they talking about?

That's what I got

for y'all man no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm Joe Biden. Not for daddy.
You said you going straight from here?

Straight from work?

You bought the degree?

OT, OT.

I'm in love with my name.

You bought the degree? O-T, O-T. You bought the degree outside? What you bought? Of nothing? Or you just going straight off the bed? I mean, I kind of thought that we were all trying to get out of here a little earlier.
There was only one person that was trying to get out of here a little earlier. Y'all failed him.
Y'all failed him very early in the game. That was my mindset when I walked in here.
We'll see. Remember the Bed Bath & Beyond spray? Niggas, she's a little moon shit.
They still got that? I don't know. I think they out of business.
You know, straight from work, she brought that Irish spring. You was dating them? Yeah, I was dating the moon bitches at one point.
A pear glassé. Oh my God.
The purple shit

in the plastic glass.

That shit did have the stars

and the moon

and shit on it.

I dated him.

I believe you.

I believe you.

Chill out.

Chill out to you niggas

that didn't shower

on Valentine's Day.

Give a little some dirty balls.

Some niggas had a rough morning.

Didn't find time

to squeeze it in.

You know what I mean? The bird bath niggas had a rough morning, didn't find time to squeeze it in. You know what I mean?

The birdbath niggas on Valentine's Day.

All right, I think I got everybody.

I think that was everybody.

Anybody we forgetting?

Y'all want to give any last-minute shout-outs?

Shout-out to everyone.

Shout-out to y'all.

To everybody.

To y'all.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Shout-out to my baby.

Us, to you.

That's it.

You know, enjoy, man.

Love on your partner, man. Don't be like one of our friends in here, man.
Just always come up empty-handed. Phone on D&D tonight? During the date? I always have my phone off whenever I'm, you know, I like to focus on what's in front of me.
Phone visible on the table or in the bag? Psychic, psychic. Face up or face down? It might be underneath my leg.
What? Girl, you don't get sick like that, girl. I'm vibrating.
Why? The radiation, man. We hold the phones to our heads, so I think we're going to be all right.
Shit, I don't even do that. J-B-P.
J-B-P. J-B-P.
J-B-P. J-B-P.
J-B-P. J-B-P.
J-B-P. Why would you be without the J-B-P? J-B-P.
J.B.P. J.B.P.
Why would you be without the J.B.P.

J.B.P. J.B.P.

Sike your minds!

Alright, alright, that's all I got. That's all I got.

I'm done. I promise.
I promise I'm done.