
Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
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It's not a good sign that the fights are still going on for the prelims.
That must mean there's a lot of decisions.
A lot of prelims.
A lot of prelims, but also a lot of decisions.
Like, usually they time it out better, because it's like 3.04 now.
And this is 1.37 to go in the third round of Jai Herbert.
Not ideal.
No, but, you know, shit happens.
Shit happens. At least they're not doing it at 5 o'clock in the morning.
True. That was fucking ridiculous.
If I was Leon, I'd be pissed. What time was it in the UK when they said this? It's normal time.
It's, you know... There's seven hours ahead, yeah? Yeah, so it's nighttime there.
Yeah, it's very normal time. So it's like 10 p.m.
right now. It's normal.
Are they six hours ahead or seven hours ahead? I thought it was seven. Something like that.
But either way, it's nighttime there. Have you seen any of these guys? Yeah, Jai Herbert's the guy that head-kicked Ilya Teporia.
Knocked him out? He dropped him. No, he dropped him out.
Vicious head-kick. And then Ilya fucking starched him in the next round.
He has great striking. Yeah, very, very good kicks.
Big prospect. Real tall, long, lanky dude.
But, you know, Ilya, that guy, he connects on anybody. They're going night-night.
Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it. But do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news.
You guys aren't expecting it. Yeah, I don't know the news.
You have no clue. No, I don't know.
If I had to guess, he's probably fighting a top contender at 55. I don't think he's going to.
But that wouldn't be unexpected. You know what I'm saying? He's like, you won't see this coming.
So it's not Mokashev because we all assume that. Mokashev's not fighting Mokashev.
He's going to 70. Ilya's walking around at 186.
He's big, man. Conor? That's crazy.
Conor would have to be in the testing pool for a long time. He's not in the testing pool.
Isn't he doing bare knuckle, Conor? Well, he's running bare knuckle. He's like one of the owners.
Oh, he's not going to fight. He may.
He might. Get him for the fucking marching powder.
Hello, the fucking dude. He's also running for president.
I might fucking fight bare knuckle. He might.
He might. I mean, I could see him doing it.
That would blow bare knuckle right through the stratosphere. I mean, they'd have to pay him.
They'd have to pay him.
Him versus Jeremy Stevens?
Oh, my goodness.
Jeremy would have to win a couple more times, but Jeremy's back in the UFC.
No, Jeremy's undefeated in Baron Uncle.
Bell Matador has been my—oh, he changes his nickname.
He's got a new identity.
When we announce it, you won't believe it, get ready.
See, when you say you won't believe it, you got to come with some shit now.
Yeah, you got to, but that was a while ago.
That's March 6th.
You know, what is today? It's 22nd. But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet.
Yeah, I don't know. You know, I don't know.
Like, if I... A perfect matchup is Gaethje.
I think Charles Oliveira. Oh, that's a great...
That's a motherfucker. That's a great matchup.
That's a great matchup. And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight.
Right. So I don't think it's Gaethje.
Oh, right. Oh, they're going to stop this.
Oh, man. That's a nasty cut.
Horrible place, too. Oh, boy.
But this is the last round. I think the fight's over.
It might be over, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, there you go. Dustin Poirier.
No, Dustin's fighting Max. He is? I think so, for the BMF shit.
Really? I think. Double check that, Jimmy.
That's a great fight, too. I'm crazy.
The third go around. At 55, and it's Max proper.
I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
I think it's too much of a struggle. He got pretty big when he got up to fight Gaethje.
He put the weight on right. He looked fantastic.
He looked fantastic. We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
Yeah, he was beating his ass. And it all started off with that jump spinning back kick to the face in the first round.
Fucked up Gaethje's already fixed nose. So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans? Sure.
Take my money. The thing is, you got to wonder how much did that Ilya Teporia knockout take out of Max? True.
Because that beating true ilia is just so fucking dangerous he's so technical like his striking though he's like bobbing in and moving he's so comfortable with his head movement he sees like a step ahead of everybody he's good at everything and then people are like oh he's too small for 55 i'm like he's actually that that narrative don't work he's a big fucking boy well i think the 45 pound cut is look look man They should all stop cutting weight. That's the reality we're cutting weight is bullshit.
It's terrible for you They need more weight classes and they need to stop cutting weight They need to figure out a way to check hydration levels and put people in a weight class and say this is They still do that in one they do That's a kind of Lee who knows what ones backed off MMA like they have a big Mu big Muay Thai fight tonight. They backed off MMA, really? Yeah, they're really focused on kickboxing Muay Thai.
I think in Asia, that gets a lot of numbers. Big time.
And they put on fucking shows, man. Yeah, there's a huge one tonight.
Huge one. Kickboxing and Muay Thai fights.
I think the UFC fucked up when they went with slap fighting. I've been telling them forever them forever you guys should get into kickboxing if you only like stand-up fights there's it's not like the old days of kickboxing where they're boring like pk karate there's characters man and the knockouts are fucking crazy also all your champs are coming from kickboxing yeah alex izzy like you some monsters kickboxing with mma gloves in a cage would be giant in the UFC.
Would be dope. Just have a striking only segment of the UFC.
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
Glory's got some elite fighters, man. I watch Glory all the time.
It's fucking exciting, but nobody's watching it. Nobody knows who these people are.
You just got to educate the crowd. Put the same amount of resources you did in the slap fight into kickboxing and we're cooking.
Because they're doing it with jiu-jitsu. They put how many millions of dollars in jiu-jitsu and they even have more of a budget for it? A lot of it's Eddie.
They put a lot of it in jiu-jitsu. A lot of it is not mine.
Yeah, it is. With with usc fight no i'm saying as far as making it popular like efi all that shit like that's you were the one you know i know we're boys but you were really the one to navigate all that with fight pass that was huge yeah it was a big deal having the ufc get involved heavily in jiu-jitsu is huge are you still doing stuff with them yeah yeah i have a great relationship with them i think think they're trying to put together some kind of tough show now, like an Ultimate Fighter show for grappling,
which would be cool because then you can build a star from scratch.
And get to know the guys.
Exactly, yeah.
You can get people emotionally involved.
Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right?
Boy, it's hard to get people to watch those reality shows these days.
I think people kind of burned out on reality shows.
You know DC and Chael are shooting one right now.
They're shooting the ultimate f***ing. Besides Mikey Mushameshi, right? Yeah.
Boy, it's hard to get people to watch those reality shows these days. I think people kind of burned out on reality shows.
You know DC and Chaylor's shooting one right now.
They're shooting The Ultimate Fighter.
They've got to give up on that, bro.
And where do you watch that?
That's like season 90.
I don't know where you watch it.
It's on ESPN Plus, I think. Is it?
I haven't watched it in forever.
No one does.
I watch the finals.
I watch the finals to see how good the guys are who win.
You know, and see where they're at.
You know, I watch Dana White's Contender Series probably more. That's the best thing in combat sports.
As far as talent, it's the best. Because they're super hyped.
They have insane motivation. They have this unbelievable opportunity.
If they do that, they get skyrocketed into the UFC. And it's not like Ultimate Fighter where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down.
They become champion, get a UFC contract.
Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough. So dudes go for broke.
Sugar Sean came from there. I mean, there's so many champs.
A lot of people came from there. Is it illegal to have a finish bonus in the UFC? You get paid whatever, $80,000 to show, $80,000 to win, and then another $80,000 if you finish the fight.
Is that illegal? No, definitely not illegal. They do it now with performance bonuses.
They would help a little bit. Or go gangster and go, you have show money and then you get extra money, double, but you have to knock them out or submit them see otherwise you just get your show money ufl does that yeah everyone say it the ufl does that really yeah okay i think that's a good idea what's ufl now what do you mean pfl no ufl what's ufl uh ufl's were like tony friggs and dylan dance is fighting i thought that was gfl yeah gfl oh.
Sorry. Yeah, there's PFL.
There's GFL. UFL something else.
But GFL does that. Bro, we were talking about the one fight that I'm interested in.
Yo, Romero. And Musashi.
That's a great fight. That's a great fight.
Great fight. That's one fight that GFL's putting together.
I'm like, ooh, I'll watch that. Are they both over 40? They're 100 years old.
Yeah. They're both 100.
Yoel's 79 years old, dude. I don't care.
He looks fucking amazing. Well, he's fighting in bare knuckle.
Yeah. Too.
I saw some promo with some giant dude he's fighting. Did you see him box that slap fight guy? Bro, that slap fight guy.
When he jumped up in the air, I was like, oh, I fucked up. I fucked up.
Yoel just fucking jumped up in the air for no reason. Right before he decided to beat his ass, he just jumped straight up in the air.
Just some sloppy white guy. Step forward.
If the UFC does kickboxing, they might as well just come out with a bang and go bare-knuckle kickboxing. It's not a bad idea.
Take my money. And that'll get people to check it out.
Crazy. Would you do it separate from UFC events? Or would you do it like one where you have MMA fights and kickboxing events on the same card? I think you could do whatever you wanted but you definitely could have a stand-up only show and it would be huge.
Where they break them up if they clinch against the cage. You don't allow them to clinch.
Do it just like kickboxing does. Separate them.
There's no ground fighting at all. I think that's going backwards to tell you the truth.
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We had kickboxing.
No one watched it.
We already had it.
But when the UFC came out,
all of a sudden people were into martial arts again.
And that's going backwards.
I see what you're saying,
but look, the UFC does grappling events, right?
The grappling events are pure grappling.
Why not do pure striking events too?
MMA is always the best.
Well, when the UFC blew up, it was UFC 2, correct? Yeah. Nobody watched UFC 1.
They didn't know if it was real. There was no B-roll.
Right. Everyone watched UFC 2.
And did they get blown away and get hooked by it because of the striking or because of the jujitsu?
Well, it was because it was hoist.
It was the jujitsu.
Because people didn't realize that you could fight on the ground.
I thought fighting on the ground was for pussies. But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stefan and Forrest.
But listen, let's imagine that Ankolaev and Pereira fight an only kickboxing fight. Are you telling me that's going to be boring? That would be fucking insane.
Kickboxing with little gloves. With MMA gloves.
If they're going to do it, I'd go bare knuckle if it was up to me. The thing about bare knuckle though is your face gets obliterated.
The slices and cuts. People want to see the blood.
The hands break. People want to see that shit.
I commentate for Game Bread, where it's bare-knuckle MMA, and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. Right.
They're a little cautious because they don't want to break their hand. It's more realistic.
So it's not the same. It's more realistic.
Yeah. Which is...
It is. It's just a different product.
What happened? It starts in an hour. But wait a minute.
It's not Hylton. No.
No, I know this is the bare knuckle. That's a dirty box.
Oh my goodness That's our boy Mike Is this bare knuckle? It's bare knuckle and this Hilton is tall with a giant job. This starts in an hour Fucking throw that bitch on Pick him up Arlovsky, man.
Is that dumb and dumber? Who takes a licking and keeps on ticking better than Andre Arlovsky? Tell me about it. That dude's still around.
He was the UFC champion in 2005, son. Wow, dude.
2005. That's 20 fucking years ago of hardcore combat sports in MMA.
That is nuts. Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them.
Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man. They kept, we're like, dude, just get out of here.
He's like, nah, man. He's such a veteran.
He's so savvy. He sees everything coming.
Oh, yeah, man. He's been there, done that forever.
Jan Bojovic. So you were saying that Bojovic got both of his shoulders reconstructed? Both of them.
Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough.
But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys. Really? Yeah.
I mean, how bad were they? Shoulders are tough. They get worse.
Shoulders are tough. Yeah.
Like a worst injury. It's a bad injury because it's such a complicated joint.
Yep. I had full-blown surgery.
How's it now? It's good now. Step cells? How's your back, your lower back? My lower back's good, man.
I got into that Joe hip and steel stretching. Remember I told you about that? That's huge.
I do that every day. That changed everything for you? It makes it so that I don't need surgery because I'm supposed to go back for more back surgery.
Really? I was supposed to do that two years ago. For another disc? Yeah, another one.
But I'm Delaying that as long as possible and you know doing these stretches man It takes about an hour and a half to do these stretches every day, but it makes it manageable where I could You know tie my shoelaces without pain, you know Lower backs are a motherfucker. Yeah.
Yeah, so whatever you can do to avoid surgery man It's amazing. amazing.
There's enough shit out there. Look at it, yawn.
First shoulder operated on.
Unfortunately, there's too much work to do with one, so they can fix both at once and
another surgery soon.
So what year?
When is this, Jamie?
Two years ago.
It's two years ago.
Wow.
I haven't fought in two years.
That's crazy.
And, you know, no peptides, no nothing, because everybody is in this, you know, goofy world
where you're not allowed to take stuff like BBC 157157 so stupid that's illegal yeah yeah especially after surgery last three months two months started losing my power my strength 40 goes i try to do something with physiotherapy and doctors to try to fix it but every training was worse yeah now remember too he's also 42 years old uh-huh yeah yeah that's old. It's less old for the bigger guys, but it's still old.
42 is for—I mean, I'm 42. Two shoulders at 42 are hard things to come back from.
And Carlos Olberg's a motherfucker. He's so fast and tall.
He's so long. It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg.
Even though they think, you know, prospect, I think he's 34, 35, but he hasn't really beat anybody of note. He beat Ostermaier, but he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun.
And there's also his first fight. Like, his first fight with Kennedy, Kennedy and Zichikou, who beat him down.
He was beating Kennedy up, and then he gassed out.
Kennedy fucked him up.
That's a big fight because he kind of folded down the stretch.
Over-amped in the beginning of the fight, burned off too much fuel.
Just experience.
Experience.
It's like Sean Brady in the main event.
When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready.
And then loses that and then goes on a tear.
Yeah.
And now he's ready. Now he's ready.
Yeah. ready yeah sometimes it takes that had mental coaching yeah too which i think is how are your shoulders good yeah and yours good shoulders good shoulders i tore my bicep uh like a month ago probably but i'm on how bad is it it looks weird you can see it did you get it fixed or no nah man have to get it fixed? Is it small tear? Yeah, it's small tear.
I've just been injecting fucking peptide. Name something.
Just fucking. Bro, BPC-157 with the TB-500 is amazing.
The best. Amazing.
I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. Yeah, some scorpion venom.
Name something. Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out.
The brand name is venom or actual venom? It's blue venom. They take venom and then put peptides with it.
From a fucking scorpion. What does that do for you? Apparently it helps with healing.
They say bee stings cures arthritis. Sure.
When people get bee stings, they have serious arthritis. They get stung all over their fucking hands, and it helps them.
Blue scorpion venom. What the hell, dude? Yeah, they milk scorpions, dog.
It reminds me of a shark cartilage. Dude, I couldn't lift three weeks ago.
I fucking... Who knows? Blue scorpion did it for you? I don't know.
That's the thing. I take so much shit, I don't know.
Something's working. Something's working, dude.
I got back on the bench last week and was, no problems. What is the scorpion stuff supposed to do? It helps with healing.
There's all sorts of fucking history on it. Really? Yeah, dude.
Do you inject it or are you taking it? No, it's a serum. Okay, so you put it on the muscle? You put it under your tongue?
No, yeah, you put it under your tongue.
Every morning, every night. Bro.
And I'm like,
how much does it take? I'll take double.
Is it fucking... Is there
a side effect to it? No, I feel, yeah,
being awesome, feeling
healthy. Does it make you feel great?
Oh, yeah, I feel great. Wow, but you're doing a lot
of stuff. That's the thing, I don't know.
I don't know. And then I stumbled upon, was it methanol blue? Yeah.
Do you take methanol blue? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that legit? I keep seeing stuff about it.
That's not how you say it. What is the actual name? Methylene? Methylene.
Methylene. Methylene.
Methylene. Dude, it's on me all the time.
Yeah, I take it. Do you want some, Gordon? Yeah, I take it.
It's like a, what do we say, a nootropic? Well, it's basically an MAO inhibitor. And it also has something that does something for your mitochondria.
I'm not the guy to describe it, but Gary Brecca told me to take it. And quite a few other people told me to take it.
Yeah, I just stumbled because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery. Yeah.
And then I'm taking so many nootropics i feel like i leveled out and then someone recommend this this methyl all blue methylene methylene blue yeah and that took you to another level bro yeah i mean three four times a day let's go three or four times a day yeah i think you're supposed to do it one a day bro what are we doing we doing? I got too much shit to get time done. Yeah, this one's great from Diesel Subs.
You're like a test rat. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
When they go, does it work? I think so. Probably.
Yeah. Something's working.
One of them's going to work. The full combo's working.
One of them's going to work. Now, with the UFC being involved in grappling, they're not thinking about drug testing anybody, are they? I don't think so.
As far as I know, no, because none of the organizations test. Right.
So it's like, unless you're going to sign, which is starting to happen now because there's a little bit more money. IBJJ tests? Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, okay. That's it.
They're starting to sign people exclusive now because there's a little bit more money. But unless every organization is going to test,
and it doesn't make sense.
Because then you have guys who are tested in the UFC
who are fighting on Flow or at one or other events
who are fighting guys who are juiced anyway.
So the whole reason to have testing
is to have guys who are not on steroids
compete against one another.
Right, but if they came up with an organization
that came up with the most money and said, but here's the rules, we're going to go USADA. Yeah, that would work.
But the problem is that you need a business model where you can make that amount of money back. Right.
Just to pay for testing. Most of the guys that are competing on the undercard or not even the main event guys, you would actually be losing money testing them regularly.
Also, it falls down the sport. But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushameshi, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else? So usually when they do exclusive, I don't know what his contract is, obviously.
But usually it's exclusive, but they have cutouts for things like ADCC or big world championships. Otherwise, it's hard to sign the guys completely exclusive.
That's what I was going to say.
You'd have to pay him a salary.
For example, if UFC signed Mikey exclusive, then he wanted to do ADCC, but it's on flow.
A lot of times, the guys have cutouts for that, like big world championship tournaments.
That's cool.
Because it helps everybody.
Yeah, that's cool.
Just build the brand.
You don't want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition.
But a guy exclusive to flow or to UFC wouldn't be able to compete for like flow grappling or one normally. Yeah, that makes sense Yeah, so was one still doing a lot of grappling.
I know they got the Rotolos Mikey's gone. I think Cade's doing MMA now.
Yeah, he's 2-0. He looks like a demon out there.
Cage looks like a savage. He's grappling so much better than everybody else's.
He's fucking people up striking.
Yeah, right, right.
It's like having a guy like that that's that elite with grappling
and also young enough to learn striking and just wild.
Wild, aggressive dudes.
Great work ethic.
They gave him a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship,
like a tough fucking wrestler.
He fucking annihilated this dude. Is Gary Tonin still in one? Yeah.
His contract ended. He was doing some negotiations, but as far as I know, I think he's going back to one, but I'm not 100% sure.
Jamie, can you bring up one championship has a big Muay Thai fight, like huge Muay Thai fight,
like one of the biggest ever.
I sent my boy to it.
There it is.
For everybody watching at home, first fight is right about to start,
and we are – Mark Goddard is waiting to kick it off.
He's moving to the center of the octagon now, and it goes.
And the time is 4.57, 4.56, 4. we're off how do you say that dude's name shari shari shari shari shari shari this is in London yes sir let go.
Tell me a little bit about these guys.
I don't know much.
I didn't study this.
He's 12-3.
Brendan?
I wish.
You don't know?
Oh, my God.
No, I know some guys.
No, I got some things.
Who is he five?
Eight first-round finishes.
That's really good.
Man, Brendan got stung.
Yeah, he gets crispy after this.
But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing John Jones Aspinall in London yeah that's what they should be seeing but I think John's gonna hold out as long as he can to make the most money and then which you can't be mad at but also you know Tom Aspinall I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days that's not good no that's kind of crazy 500 days is 100 days as well it crazy and john said he wants six months to train which is that's just negotiation tactics like dude he's been on your radar for three years and you took two years to get ready for heavyweight what are we doing yeah but i mean john is so meticulous in his preparation like you've worked with john you trained with him when he was getting ready for stipe yeah we did uh the first camp I was with them for like a couple weeks and then the But then steep I got hurt and then the second camp. Oh, oh here we go someone got hurt He dropped them I didn't see with what but he definitely dropped him So but yeah the second camp I was with him for like a full like six or seven weeks six or seven weeks.
So, that was a... And do you think Tom Aspinall is, like, John's going to get him down.
If you get him down, John, as far as being an Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for John at all? No, I think that, I think Tom would probably be trying to stand up. I don't, and Tom also has pretty good, like, fast takedowns.
So, they could both take one another down. Yeah.
but I don't think that also has pretty good like fast takedowns. So they could both take one another down.
Yeah But I don't think that Tom is gonna be able to like really do anything besides try to get up on John. Yeah It's trying to get that mounted guillotine.
He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid You know, it's rare. You have a big guy with good hips dogfight.
Oh, he's so fast to time Aspinall like as a heavyweight. There's no one like like him the only knock on we really haven't seen it just be his defense you know his head is exposed the one mma fight i did see him lose he got heel hooked and it was a pretty shitty heel lock that he that he tapped too so aspinall yeah when was that i thought it was a long time ago that was a long time ago that was a long time ago yeah he got heel hooked before the ufc yeah interesting He's undefeated, though.
It was a long time ago. He was undefeated in the UFC.
He got a heel hook before the UFC?
Yeah.
Interesting.
He's undefeated, though.
I mean, it was a long time ago.
He's obviously gotten much better, but it was a pretty shitty heel hook.
No kidding.
Was it an amateur fight or was it a pro fight?
It's a pro fight, I believe.
Here's something to think about.
Think if for whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall,
what the fuck do you do with Aspinall?
Right.
There's no one compelling.
The heavyweight division's never been worse.
It's never been worse.
It's awful.
Like, there's Cyril Ghosn.
A triangle right here.
Oh, look at this.
Pull that head down.
He sticks to the head, just concentrates on the head.
He might be able to get it.
If he would have asked me a few weeks ago,
I would say have Alex move up, but Alex just lost.
Yeah.
That was the bummer.
I heard that Alex fought with a broken...
Here it is.
Here's the heel hook.
It's actually a heel knee bar.
So here it is.
Who's this guy?
So you see he just scoops the leg from half guard.
Tom was whooping his ass.
And Tom turns away instead of trying to face him.
So he exposes the heel, and it turns into a heel knee bar.
Oh, weird.
It's a heel hook, but it's a knee bar, but with the heel hook gripping, so he can't turn back into the lock. That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy.
I beat the fucking champ. I beat the fucking champ.
This guy keeps trying. He's got to create an angle.
Oh, he's got both arms. Now his shoulders in.
It's got to go with the dead orchard right Eddie doesn't work does it ever work in MMA has anybody pulled it off in MMA yeah Elvis Sinisek he was the first one Elvis that's when no one really thought no one really even noticed it because you're taught you only triangle your legs when there's one arm in one arm out not when there's two arms in right but his legs are so long he armbar jeremy horn and then when you look at it you're like yo he has a he's triangling his legs and he has both arms in whoa that's kind of a freak thing yeah and we just thought it was a freak thing and then um uh uh nathan orchard and brian debs to my guys they just started doing it all the time they go, do we do this all the time? I go, really? You're doing triangle? You gotta have long legs. If you have short legs, you gotta do a Mexican dead orchard.
That's what I do. You gotta do a lot of extra labor.
There's a lot of extra stuff you gotta do to pull it off. What's the Mexican dead orchard? How does it work? You gotta do a lot of stuff.
You gotta go invisible collar to muddy waters and then Mexican dead. There's a lot of stuff.
Because if you have long hair or long, long, uh, if you're a heavy metal dude, if you have long legs, you can, and you're on the bottom, uh, depending on how you match up with the guy, he, he can get dead orchard. He could, you could triangle your legs with his arms in a perfect defensive position.
And they get that. A lot of times people get surprised.
Like, what the fuck happened? How did he triangle his legs? They don't understand. But if you have short legs and the guy's like this, or just regular legs, there's no way you're going to be able to triangle your legs with both arms in.
You need one arm in, one arm out. So with both arms in, the only way a Mexican or a Chinese guy could do a dead orchard is you got to have this arm down and this arm like this like this now I could now I could try and go my legs You got to do a lot of work You got to get the hand of the mat and then you got to get his elbow and there's a lot of stuff It's super complicated Dead orchards are not the greatest thing for and you got to be super flexible super flexible and you got to put a lot of time into it But if you have long legs You should be doing dead orchards.
It's by far the number one arm bar in the guard, no gi, and there's not even a close second. Really? I got one of my black belts has 84 dead orchards and his student is a purple one has 34 dead orchards in competition.
Who has that many orchards? Chris Vickers. Wow.
10th Planet Walnut Creek. That's crazy.
Orchard and dead or uh there's they they happen all the goddamn time ben eddie got uh um wilson hayes in in a combat jiu-jitsu match he got him in a dead orchard and wilson hayes is high level black but he just fought mighty mouse for the title a month before that's high level shit yeah you know but you know but for girls girls Proportionally have longer legs than guys and more narrow shoulders So if you're a girl out there and you're fighting MMA and you don't have a dead orchard in your game You're missing out. You know some girl girls can do dead orchards at a higher level or a higher rate than guys Who's sure? We just because of the body type who thing has the best guard in MMA? Is it Oliveira or Paul Craig?
Paul Craig's got a fucking pretty nasty guard.
Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down.
Yeah, right?
There's so few fighters with dangerous guards in MMA.
There's so few.
Fabricio was one.
Fabricio Verdum is the overlooked goat heavyweight.
I would say Paul Craig.
Yeah.
Ancoliath and Jamal Hill.
it's there's like very filthy Fabricio Verdum is the overlooked goat heavyweight
I would say Paul Craig
Ancolaiv and Jamal Hill
he's got two world champions
armbarred both of them. Triangled them
armbarred them. Very impressive
Broke Jamal's arm
remember Jamal's arm was flopping
all over the place and he's beating on them
As far as Jiu-Jitsu wise you got Gunnar Nelson on the card
tonight and then Sean Brady's no punk either Sean Brady's wicked. black belt he's working Philadelphia gorilla And I'm sure Gordon would like to point out that he'd be Craig Jones in competition.
He did be Craig Jones That was one of them deals where you couldn't do heel hooks all right yeah, I think I believe leg locks were illegal That's a little sus, but I mean still he's an MMA guy
Who fights at 170? Well, he's a fucking beast. No.
Yeah, no doubt
He's got like a turtle shell for a back. No, he's a great.
He's a great grappler
Which is why I'm excited to watch this yeah, his back is like triple thick
He's got like you you'll have my Sean Brady. Yeah.
Yeah, his back is like extra muscles
You see what he's do and Leon Edwards in the way and he's like, I don't realize how small he is I'm definitely have a strength advantage. You're like oh answer that but yeah, you're like oh buddy Oh boy, you got to educate yourself.
Well Leon was saying at the way is too small I'm gonna take him out like he might be shorter than you But he's a fucking chimp. Yeah, you get to hold you you got real problems.
Remember what he did to Kelvin? Yeah, there's manhandled Kelvin. He? A hell of a wrestler.
Hell yeah. Hell of a wrestler.
No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we were going against. All of them say it.
Yeah. Joe Piper says it.
Yeah. And Joe Piper's fucking huge.
Huge. That's a guy where like, that's a guy where like, how the fuck do you make 85? Wow.
How do you make 85? Gordon, in your opinion, what's the best leg lock for MMA? Best leg lock position? You're training someone, he wants to learn leg locks, what do you think? Well, for you guys, it'd be called the Honey Hole, but for us, Crossashigurami. Or Inside Sengaku? Yeah, Inside Sengaku, yeah.
That's the best one, you think? One of them. And then, what do you think about putting it on the outside going Z-Lock? That's great, too.
It seems like anything on the outside, it turns the guy and he really can't hit you. Because really it's about being safe from striking.
Yes, of course. And 50-50, I think everyone agrees.
You see 50-50 in MMA and it works, but you can still reach the guy's face, but you can't really hit him that hard. 50-50, you can get hit.
Outside Ashigarami, or you guys call it double outside, can get hit. Yeah, that's the worst one.
But any, like, inside Senkaku, or if you pass leg across to, we call it inside Ashigarami, where you have the, that's how I finished Nicky Rod, where you have the legs triangled inside, but the legs pass to the outside, so you have an outside heel hook. That's great, but because everyone's braking mechanics are not up to par on outside heel hooks, it's harder to get catastrophic brakes on outside heel hooks.
So for MMA, if you have good braking mechanics, like Paul Horace finished a lot of outside heel hooks, but his braking mechanics were pretty good. The legs inside with the foot outside is best.
Otherwise, just keep the foot on the other side and go for the inverted. So if this leg was reaping, this foot would be on the outside, right? Like this? Yeah.
So you'd have an outside heel. We call that the Indian.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
That's actually, that's Gary heel hooking. On the inside.
Yeah. Um, but so, yeah, so, so it's, it's hard for the guy to, the guy can't hit you from here.
He can't really throw any punches to your face. Basically, any time you reap, which is that left leg going on the inside, makes it hard for the guy to hit.
So most people think, oh, all leg locks don't work in MMA. You're going to get smashed.
That's not true. Some leg locks will save your ass.
There was a fight in the UFC. Some Brazilian guy, forget it.
It was in the Ultimate Fighter. He was on his back getting and the guy was like, had a horse stance on top of him against the cage and was throwing down.
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And then from the knee bar, he got knocked down on his back or on his butt. And then he turned around, jumped on his back and choked him out.
Yeah. I don't think you're seeing a lot of heel hooks because a lot of guys just aren't very efficient in it They're not focusing on it.
Ryan Hall was one of the first to come in and really do some damage with leg locks Yeah, he got BJ Penn pretty quick. Mm-hmm.
The number one determining factor of with with leg locking is in so far as getting hit is In order for the person to actually hit you they have to come up on top of you and put weight onto you. So the number one determining factor is can I keep this guy's head? If you're attacking and you're trying to punch the guy, if you can get your head over his head, you can hit with power.
So any leg-locking position which doesn't allow your opponent to get head over head is what's going to keep you safe. So basically double outside ashi.
What do you guys call it? Double outside Ashi? Just outside Ashi. That's the worst one.
That's the worst. Because the guy can come forward into you and get head over head and then he can hit you.
You either get that heel hook quick or you're gonna take some damage. But anything where you're reaping which doesn't allow him to come forward into you because he'll break his own leg if he stacks you.
Yeah. And he can't get head over head is what you should be looking for.
But if the guy can get head over head, then he can hit you easy. You going over leg locks with Jon Jones? Is he pretty good at him now? Yeah, he kind of just bounces around from thing to thing.
He'll be like, oh, I want to go over some leg locks. And you'll teach him a move and he'll be like, so Darce's.
I got a question on Darce's. And it's just ADHD.
But that's how he learns. He just bounces from move, yeah.
The first time I met him, it was his first fight when he fought Stefan Bonner. And we were at, it was in Boston, and we were at a boxing gym.
And I was just hanging out with you because you were taking a private with, who was the guy from Amsterdam that you were taking privates? Rob Kamen? It was either Shuki or Rob Kamen. It was one of them.
We were in some random boxing gym in Boston, and I was just sitting on the ring. It must have been Rob if we were in Boston.
Waiting for you to be done, and then no one knew who John Jones was. It was his first fight.
He's sitting there, and he comes up to me, and he asks for advice. He goes, what do you think, you know, you got any advice from me? And I didn't know, and he was fighting Stephen Bonner.
And I thought, oh, they're feeding Stephen Bonner some new guy. Like, I felt bad for John Jones.
So what I told him is there's two kinds of wrestlers that come into MMA. Wrestlers that love jujitsu and wrestlers that want to beat jujitsu.
I go, don't be one of those wrestlers that wants to beat jujitsu. Fall fall in love with it fall in love with submissions because the guys the guys that want to beat it they never last they're eventually going to get taken out uh also wrestlers have such an advantage of being able to manipulate bodies the scariest jiu-jitsu guys yeah for the most part are guys that wrestle their whole life and then they fall in love with jiu-jitsu and they love pulling guard and all that I was scared about the guys John Jones submitted Go over Lee Lee Odo.
Yeah, fucking savage Stefan Bonner fight it wasn't he like to be out of him Spinning elbow beat the shit. Yeah, remember when we talked to him.
We talked to him into going to a big. Do you remember that conversation? When we were at the roof of the hotel.
We were hanging out and he was saying what do you think I should do? I said you're too good. You need to be at a big camp.
You need to be around killers. You're so good.
You're going to get by a long way on your own. I go but you need like high level coaching like you're you're a world champion
did you recommend jackson's to him i did not he found jackson's yeah well jackson's was huge at the time you know so many sp it's such a great gym i mean you can't go wrong with those guys and greg is just such a great mind for strategy yeah not a slimy guy and winkle john was a legit Legit kickboxer would you say Winkle legit kickboxer. He fought Johnny Viterio.
Oh, yeah. He was legit, man.
Winklejohn's a legit striker. And then you got all those other people over there, too.
It's like such a killer lineup. I was there during John's heyday, man.
Yeah, you were. Savage.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think his heyday's still going on, man. Especially at heavyweight.
We just don't know.
He's not active enough.
Yeah.
It's really, there's one fight, man.
There's one fight.
And then after that, it's like...
After that, they got to fucking...
They got to scour.
Because even if he...
Here's the thing.
Even if John mollywops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but
let's say John beats Tom.
Isn't that crazy?
And then retires.
It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate.
Right.
Who's going to beat him?
You get Francis to come back. The Saudis.
Come on come on come on Come on So he's come along with that. France is gonna fight wilder big bag.
Yeah, let's go So I do it good John Jones story that nobody knows Because I was we were I was cornering him for that fight his last fight against against Stipe, and we found out that Trump was going to be there. And for probably a solid 15 to 20 minutes, we only, while he was warming up, like 15 to 20 minutes, he's getting ready to go out to fight for the belt.
Probably 20 minutes of that warm-up was him just practicing the mechanics on how to do the Trump dance break. We looked it up.
We YouTubed it, and he was practicing the Trump dance in the locker room getting ready to dance. Savage.
How confident are you of victory when you're already practicing your victory dance? Pretty confident. And the best is we were all for it.
We were like, no, the hand's got to be a little bit high or a little bit lower, so we were coaching him through it as he was all we were all for like no like the hands gotta be a little bit higher Through it Oh I was laughing And I forget spinning back kick to the body. Yeah, I never told you this but I was actually there I flew were there I flew in with the guys from CPI You know they why don't you tell me we were there cuz you're so busy.
You know what I mean? And then I was with a big group.
And what am I going to do?
I'm like, you know what?
You had so much shit going on.
And so Ed Clay from CPI calls me up.
He goes, hey, you want me to pick you up in my private jet and go to see Tyson fight in Dallas?
And then we fly and go see Jon Jones fight. No, that sounds terrible.
No, I hate fun. I need better friends.
No one's actually said no. Did you really? My kid had baseball.
My kid had baseball all weekend. Baseball, fuck you.
So I said, damn, because he asked me, this was on, we were going to leave on Thursday or Friday morning or Thursday. And it was like Tuesday.
And I'm like, yo, what? No one's ever asked. I've never had that offer ever.
Let me go pick you up in the private, pick me up in Van Nuys Airport. And then we go to Dallas and then we go to New York.
And then, and I said, dude, I can't, I can't. And then I told my wife and my wife goes are you fucking retarded? That's good.
Why you call his ass back you fucking go The kids I call back I said my wife's making me go they play a lot of games especially his son travel ball Yeah, yeah And you know to be honest with you dude I've been to a million UFC's like I'd rather watch it at home or with with my buddies because we have UFC parties at the gym and you know, to be honest with you, dude, I've been to a million UFCs. Like, I'd rather watch it at home or with my buddies.
Because we have UFC parties at the gym. And, you know, that's funner to me than to see it live to tell you the truth.
This is my favorite way to watch fights. This is my favorite way.
But when we were there, dude, I was just watching the whole Trump thing go on. You see RFK, Tulsi Gabbard.
Was Elon there, too? I believe he was. Yeah, he was.
Dude he was. And I was just sitting there going fuck you're there.
FBI director. I'm like dude this is a good time for the deep state to fucking send a missile to Madison Square Garden.
It would solve all their problems. Dude there was like 47 checkpoints.
And then I see come up. I saw the whole fucking thing.
Trump walking straight to you and gave you a big fucking hug and he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear. I'm like, holy...
They're like, there's shit right here? I was like, what the fuck? He goes right to you, man. Look at that.
He didn't want to talk to John Attic. He was right to you.
He knew you were ready for the fucking handshake pull. ready for the fucking handshake poll he just came to give me a hug that time dude look at that and what did he say he gave DC the left hand he basically said I won him the election damn how crazy is this very interesting times And then John Jones wins and then does the dance? That was crazy.
Dude, that day. We're so bad.
That day was insane. We're so bad.
That day was insane. It was a great day.
For the world. That's like world history shit.
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
They could put that whole event in some book. Well, all the athletes started doing the Trump dance after that.
Correct. that's the coolest shit that's amazing John Jones sad goat no goat.
Yeah, no no doubt. No, that's no it's silly when If he beats Aspinall, everybody has to shut the fuck up forever.
They need to shut the fuck up even if he were to lose to Aspinall. His resume through light heavyweight, you gotta realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweight's ever had to offer.
Look at the fucked up all of them. Tom Aspinall Is a slight favorite That's kind of crazy He should be Look at Marab Over Sean Yeah Woo 350 to win Dude Tom hasn't been Out of the first round Are they doing Is this real Are they doing Marab and Sean again These are just A website taking action Yeah they are They're taking bets already They are huh When is that happening I don't know That's gotta be July Right Yeah Yeah, probably that is on top area That's happening.
No is on the own to 70 Is he Interesting. Oh, Shane He's got to do a drunk Trump, you know Trump has never been drunk ever in his life, but him doing it.
Can you imagine if Trump was Was drunk on Twitter? Send jump doesn't Oh, shit, top top female graph don't recognize we're all dolled up she's amazing you know her Mackenzie Dern about the whole shit the first time I saw she was an EBI she was a purple belt and she went against her first round match was against Talita Alan Carr who was a black belt black belt world champion. I gave Talita, like, oh, you're going to get a purple, but you get the low seat.
So it was like an easy round. And I'm sitting there, and I'm reffing.
And I'm like, oh, Talita's going to kill this little Irish girl. And dude, Fiona was all over her, took her back, and almost finished her.
And I'm like, oh, my God. And the only reason I put her in there was because Keith Prekorian, he sent me a message and goes, yo, there's this
chick Fiona Davies, you gotta throw her in.
I go, okay, whatever. I'll take
that advice. But Talita ended
up winning. She ended up getting her back at the end
and winning, but it was scary
for a second. Wow, as a purple belt.
As a purple belt. She almost beat
a world champion. This dude looks like he's had a hard
life. He's tatted up like a machine gun.
Yeah. I don't know these guys.
So we'll see what happens with that one. There's a lot of good fights coming up.
I'm wondering what Miami do with Toporia, but I like what you're saying. Toporia versus Oliveira.
Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of the king of 55. And dangerous.
So dangerous everywhere. Dangerous, striking, huge reach advantage.
But if you're Topuri, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points.
But it's his idea. Well, because the weight cut's too tough.
Is that what it is? Yeah. Really? Yeah, 45's too tough for him.
But he's been doing it and winning.
He's just sick of it.
Yeah, I would imagine.
Apparently that last cut was really tough, and his team was like, all right, no more.
Wow.
So what is he weighing?
You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55.
What was he weighing when he was fighting 45?
What was he walking around?
They were saying like 180 between, 170.
Really?
Yeah, big.
That's the thing.
It was like, oh, he's too small, 55.
I'm like, he's fucking big out of gear, man.
Yeah, but those guys are real big.
Like, it's... 45 what was he walking around they're saying like 180 between 170 yeah big like that's the thing was like oh he's too small 55 like he's fucking big out of gear but those guys are real big like islam's huge i stand next to is how about gleason tabao he would cut to 55 that guy walked around at 250 that was back in the day though yeah that was back in the day i think he has the i think that dude has the record for weight cut.
Anthony Johnson.
Oh, yeah.
Anthony Johnson.
I don't know how Alex ever made 85.
Who?
Right.
Perez.
I think we'd fight at 225.
How about DDP?
He's fucking huge, bro.
Huge.
Yeah, he's huge. He's so big.
I haven't seen him in person.
I said that to Alex when I was like a jack 230, and he dwarfed me. And I'm like, how does this guy cut to 85? He was bigger in every match that he was bigger.
He was longer, he was thicker. They say he fought with a broken hand and norovirus against Ankaleev.
He fought with a broken toe before. When he beat Uri Prochaska, he had a fucked up knee.
Like, remember when he went and he tumbled at the end of the fight? That's because his knee wouldn't support him. He was basically fighting on one leg in the first fight.
Then he gets surgery. I guess it's probably meniscus because he came back pretty quick.
Walk around weight, 231. That's crazy.
Stacked, dude. And he looks 231.
When you stand next to him, he looks like a heavyweight. He'd go up 205.
Oh, easy5 and the strength for people Yeah, yeah get you some he's a scary dude a problem cuz he confused everybody everybody's like Oh, this guy's all awkward and shit. He's gonna get pieced up Like you know, we watched so many fights.
I'd see a stomach. Oh, he's gonna get exposed eventually I think you see him you're like fuck? When we saw him early in his career, he did not have a nose.
His nose was... His cardio was bad.
Yeah, his mouth was wide open all the time, and then he got that nose fixed. And then all...
Man, I remember when I got mine fixed, I was like, why didn't I do this a long time ago? He had like 10% more cardio instantly. Yeah, his coach came out and was like, he was only breathing at 6% capacity.
And I was like, this is some bullshit. Out of his nose, maybe.
Out of his nose. I believe that.
And then he got it fixed. And this motherfucker is unstoppable.
Rockhold just did something online where they did a scan inside of his nose. I saw that.
It's all gone. His whole nose is just completely clogged.
Because it's like your ears. You get cauliflower ear.
That shit, the same thing happens inside your nose. The blood pools up and it calcifies.
And you just get rocks inside your nose. Your nose is just a big fucking closed, like a tunnel that caved in on minors.
I had mine fixed when I had my tonsillectomy. Yeah? And they had like the stents up there for like a week.
I feel like you got a good nose for fighting it. No homo, you got like a button nose, like cute button nose.
I appreciate that. Cute button nose.
Right? doesn't he have a good nose so does that yeah how has anybody thrown a lot of money at you to try to get you to do MMA uh yeah I was offered uh seven figures really to do uh like bare knuckle MMA oh bare knuckle was it Masvidal's thing uh I believe so it wasn't Masvidal who reached out it was somebody else Dean probably I think it was maybe through Philly Fresh Reached out And it was somewhere around seven figures Wow Yeah I'd watch that But it was like I was getting ready for ADCC at the time And I was just like no Yeah You were going to do combat jiu-jitsu too It was going to be him against Fabricio Verdum Combat jiu-jitsu. That was happening.
Take my money. Fuck yes.
I tore my LCL. Yeah, and then Fabricio got hurt too.
So they both they both dropped out but it was gonna happen. Fabricio's in GFL.
GFL's got everybody. Chris Weidman's like I'm retired And then GFL called him I was like I'm unretired I'm back in Like back They're fighting It's end of May The arena by the USC down there It's end of May in LA What kind of testing They got multiple choice Don't be a hater What's this testing You speak of But dude They got old guys Don't test them Nah be cool Don't test we doing? The WWE.
Yeah, yeah. Let's go back to the old days.
But you got Dylan Danis, Tony Ferguson. I like it, Doug.
Ooh, that's a good fight. That's a good fight.
I saw that poster. It's got to be fake because there's zero chance that Dylan...
It was at lightweight. Here it is.
No chance. But remember, their weight's different.
What is it? Their weight cut's different. 10 pounds.
So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at. So a legendary lightweight matchup.
Yeah, but lightweight's different for them. That could be 65.
But there's no way he makes 65. He could barely make 170 when he was in shape for ADCC.
Their weight classes are different. We pulled it up the other day.
Middleweight is 200 pounds. So maybe...
Oh, look. I posted right there.
I'm not going to comment.
Dylan making lightweight.
Well, let's see. Pull up GFL weight
classes, Jamie. I think they are
definitely different. They're different.
So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at
whatever, 168, 170,
and Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll
fight you at 170. Well, Dylan wasn't even
making 170 when he fought in Bellator.
50-50 revenue share. He would fight
at catchweight. Athletes can earn a fair share
of the revenue generated from events, ensuring their success is directly linked to league success. Dang.
How do they determine that? 50-50 for the game. 50-50 once they get in the positive.
But then also, like, let's... How do they know who's moving the needle? They all get it? They all get it.
They all get 50-50? Yeah, they all get it. Okay.
Jamie, can you just Google GFL's weight classes and see if a website explains it? I'm on their website. I know, but I don't think they have it on their website.
That's different. If they split the profit, what if they don't make any profit? Then nobody gets it.
But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing, he gets 20% of anything he brings. See, featherweight goes up to 55.
Lightweight is 65. Walterweight's 80.
So how's Dylan Dance making 65? That's what I'm saying. There's zero chance.
He's big. When he fought in Bellator, he would fight at catchweight.
It was 175. I like their light heavyweight, 225.
I wish they had that when I was fighting. Maybe he's in the best shape of his life.
Maybe. Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing? So shouldn't he be in shape? KSI just pulled out.
All right, well, that's not good. I'm telling you, there's no way Dylan's going to make it.
How does KSI pull out against Dylan Danis? Dylan's not a boxer. KSI's a pretty good boxer.
He's legit. For those kind of guys, he's a good boxer.
For that class, yes. Did he fight Tommy Fury? Or was he going to? He was going to, and then something happened, right? I think.
But KSI looks legit to me. Like, out of those guys.
For the influencer stuff? Yeah. He's legit.
He's got hands. Yeah.
But Dylan is not a boxer. So it's crazy that he would...
You would think he could be not even at his best to take that fight.
Yeah, I mean, maybe he got hurt.
I'm not sure.
I just saw something that he pulled out.
I don't even...
Oh, he got real sick?
He got some new coronavirus?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, has that Breeze strip on?
Oh.
See what he's saying?
That's how you know it's real.
Put it on.
We can hear him.
What is going on? And honestly, I've never been this ill for this long in my life and i hate it i feel useless and it's depressing i feel like i've let so many people down i haven't been able to post any youtube videos to help promote the fight because i've just been feeling so shit i'm just sick of being sick man okay he's sick sounds legit yeah the breathe strip does it I've been sleeping with mouth tape you tape your mouth shut yeah just breathe through your nose I can't do that game changer game is that for snoring it's not just for snoring it's like you feel better when you wake up You feel more rested really? Yeah, man. It's amazing.
I love it I just started doing it last two weeks. How does it work? What does it look like? I just put a black piece called hostage tape and put a black piece of tape over my mouth is your wife She wears it too.
Yeah, we're both like goodnight, babe You just use any tape or is it special special tape it's special tape For mouth taping There's a bunch of companies That make mouth tape But this company hostage tapes And it doesn't fall off No It has before But I keep an extra one By the bed If it falls off I just slap it When I get like this Like this much stubble I kind of have to shave Yeah So it sticks better So it sticks You would have a little bit Of an issue with your beard You know what wouldn't stick that good. That's why Hitler did his mustache that way.
So you feel the gas mask. That's real No, yeah, yeah shut the fuck up Jamie look it up.
Is that real? Yeah, no my shit Apparently he was gas pretty bad in the first world war. Yeah, so he like spies and that's why I did that mustache Oh, it's real.
Yeah, that's real. I don't know Apparently.
Apparently he was he was gas pretty bad in the first world war. Yeah mustard gas.
Yeah, bro That first world war was nuts the first time I decided to use giant fans and gas people Toothpressed mustaches family associated. I said it originated from military or trims large mustaches to facilitate wearing a gas mask Go down the military During his service in Bavarian infantry division Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask Wow then you got the Michael Jordan mustache as a fun fact of the day Wow Michael Jordan Mike Jones only got ever pull it off ever shit you're cool in a commercial Michael Jordan it's funny that that mustache is gone forever you know didn't find where the things I is like in the front line and world war one oh yeah yeah gassed mustard gas and he got fucked up right and that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God because everybody knows the craziest thing about the gas thing the guy who invented Zyklon a which became Zyklon B which they killed the Jews Jews with.
That guy, Fritz Haber, who was a Jew himself, he originally, when he invented this, he also invented the Haber method for extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere. The Haber method is responsible for 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies.
Because the Haber method of extracting nitrogen made it so they could fertilize all kinds of soil. So he invents that, and he also invents this gas that kills everybody at the same time.
And there's no odor, right? Well, Zyklon B, there's no odor. Zyklon A was invented, I think it was a pesticide, and the idea was the smell was so awful so that you would recognize when it was there and you'd get the fuck away from it then Zyklon B they got rid of the smell but when they were gassing the troops he was being wanted for crimes against humanity for war crimes at the same time he was gonna win the Nobel Prize for inventing the method Wild.
And then when Hitler takes over, the Jews all get kicked out of Germany. And he's kind of sort of privileged because he's a part of the administration, but then he gets ostracized and he winds up having to be, he winds up being exiled and he dies on the run.
He died on the run? Died on the run. Died running away from the Nazis.
Jesus, man. Yeah.
Wild. Crazy story.
Dude, have we talked about the JFK files? Not yet, no. No one has.
No. I mean, we talked about it a little bit yesterday, but I don't know anything groundbreaking.
Nothing, right? Nothing that I've seen so far. Do you follow that page on Instagram? It's called Real News, No Bullshit.
Yes. They posted something about it.
Oh, yeah? I think it was like 2,000 pages or something and they posted the key takeaways. I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just It's kind of like confirmation that I was like, mafia, Israel, and the CIA.
Well, I read one thing that the CIA, within a week or two, had dismissed the idea of a single shooter. I read one thing.
They're like, no, it was more than one shooter. Like this was the...
It took them a week to figure that out? Weren't they involved? Allegedly. But here's the thing.
What part of the CIA? So if you're involved in killing the president, you're not telling Mike down the hallway. It's a small group.
You have an enormous fucking office filled with thousands of employees it's not like everybody say hey get a meeting yeah that Irish guy fuck him yeah you know we're gonna take him for a ride to Dallas and shoot him in the fucking head yeah let's go that phone call from Lyndon B Johnson to to the wife yeah like a month later we're fighting on site they were fucking huh wasn't that I'm gonna give you a slap but that was after that kind dead after a month later. How you not gonna say goodbye next time I see him give you a slap and around Christmas She's like you better.
I'll wear the Rouge or whatever. He's like you better.
Oh, bro I think everybody was fucking everybody back then Got good times. They were wild people.
Yeah, nobody there's no social media. No one's a snitch They all just I mean everybody knew that Kennedy was fucking everybody.
It was all the press knew. Nobody said anything.
And I'm okay. Wasn't he...
Didn't he have an affair with Marilyn Monroe? Oh, yeah. And the brother did.
And Marilyn Monroe. She was fucking both brothers, dude.
And that's a fact. That's a fact.
That's not a conspiracy theory. No, no, fact.
Fact. Fact.
That's crazy. And that's probably why she died.
She probably started writing a memoir and I can't wrap yeah, they said they said the brother the pillow talk is what fucked her over Because he'd fill her in all this shit. Oh boy, and then John F.
K. Was like bro.
What are you doing? Really? They're both fucking her. Yeah hilarious Hilarious people are wild.
That's No, no accountability you get away with it. And if you're the president, that's the reason why the presidents wanted to fuck.
Despite rumors and speculation, no definitive proof of an affair. Oh, no proof.
Was this Google, Jamie? Yeah, it's a reputable news source. You didn't see the documentary on Netflix then.
Definitely no proof. Yeah, I mean, no speculation.
Let it go. The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed But kind of they label conspiracy there's like yeah, we've said with CIA Well, sad it's gonna take a while for the nerds to really go through it And okay, I've been through it.
I bet she's been through it. I would she's too busy with the McCrone thing I watched two hours of that today.
Me too. Have you seen her McCrone's a man? Yeah, Bridget McCrone's a man.
She got you. Yeah, she got me.
Candace got me. She got me hook, line, sinker.
I was eating breakfast today. Yeah, I do the same shit.
I was eating elk steaks, watching Candace Owens on my fucking YouTube. I love her.
I was like, this is crazy. Have you dived into her Harvey Weinstein shit? Yes, I watched the first episode of that.
Bro. Crazy.
It's crazy. She's like, I can't believe I'm on Harvey Weinstein's side.
Right? Crazy. Like, I thought he was, like, guilty of, like, heinous crimes.
And then you listen to it, and you're like, wait, what? What is going on? When they go through the actual affidavit, like, what the girls accuse him for, you're like, what the fuck? Also, the emails back and forth with the girls. Yeah, she was talking about his testicles.
He doesn't have them Like there's all these like things that should have been That should have like completely thrown out a lot of her claims Like she was talking about he made me like hold his balls or something He doesn't have balls doesn't have balls his balls are like literally like inside of his thigh like 30 years old I had to get rid of him. He's got a terrible disease.
It's like gangrene of the dick. Oh my God.
Have you ever heard of it? Never heard of it. Oh, he's got this crazy disease where your dick is basically like rotting off.
And which is kind of crazy for a guy who's like obviously a sex addict. Yeah.
Your dick starts rotting away and then you still whip it out. Yeah.
You're whipping out a zombie dick. Yeah.
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It's a mess. What is that actually called? Prosecutors revealed to the jury that Weinstein underwent surgery in 99 for four years gangrene which required doctors to remove some of his scrotum.
That surgery caused a pretty noticeable scarring because of an infection. His testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs so you go through the the reports like yeah he made me suck on his balls like you know well that's a problem whoa there's a lot of problems the lady was a grifter the lady allegedly and it was going back and forth from rich guy to rich guy trying to get things happening and Harvey put in a few things.
That was Harvey's move, apparently. He put you in a few things.
But Whitney told me that he would make deals with ladies. Like, look, suck my dick.
I'll get you an Oscar. And they would suck his dick.
And he would get him an Oscar. And this is the thing where everybody thanked him.
Thank you, Harvey. That actually happened? Yeah.
He gave an actress an Oscar. Well, he didn't give him an Oscar.
He gave him an Oscar award-winning role in a Miramax film, which is going to be a blockbuster film, which pretty much gets you real close. And then there's the influence of it being a Harvey Weinstein movie.
He was the king at the time, and everybody followed his lead. You have big movies like Pulp Fiction and those kind of films that Miramax produced they produce bangers you go back and look at the Miramax library banger after banger when Harvey Weinstein was because Quentin Tarantino yeah I mean it's just like the wildest movies from the wildest dude you know who is clearly a sex addict he's like if you want to be a lead in Pulp Fiction gonna suck these balls in my thigh I This was in the wrong place at the wrong time if this happened in the 80s They probably would have thrown it out.
Yeah, but in the me too movement. They were it was a hot witch hunt There was a lot of people that got in deep shit Look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life his appeals coming up look into that one really bro he had like that was like three three chicks right three chicks they and if you look at the appeal they they it start off with oh he raped me and drugged me and then it went to he held a gun to my head like it's all they keep changing their stories that one's wild that one's wild real that one's wild you've been That one's wild.
You've been following the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively thing?
Bro, Blake Lively.
Talk about ruining your reputation and Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah, they fucked up.
Ryan's trying to get out of it now.
He's trying to get out of the lawsuit.
And they're like, you are a key part of this.
This is what you get, though.
This is what you get.
You're trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement?
Because they were trying to take over the movie.
Yeah.
They were trying to take over the movie and the whole franchise. He owned the franchise.
They're fucked, They're fucked the whole thing's crazy. They're fucked and he's suing the New York Times and he's got a great case He's going hard in the paint, but that's what it takes.
It's what it takes. It's like Johnny Depp.
Yeah, he's like alright Yeah, he did for the boys exactly exactly you got to do it You need real motherfuckers to be like nah man. I ain't going out like this Yeah, especially a guy like that.
It was like known as being like this really sweet nice guy Yep, and then it's like all right doing he posted the receipts. Oh, he's like remember a text exchange How about she told him to cut you know to come into the dressing room while she was breastfeeding And then part of the complaint was that he came into the breast room while I was breastfeeding Like you literally have a text exchange back and forth They just never thought that anybody was gonna come out with the receipts cuz no one's ever done it cuz everyone's just everyone's scared yeah cuz ryle renner is a list Blake lively a list like don't do the Queen's 20 oh is it over it's 2025 that shit's over man up against the cage we're terrible at this yeah we've been that guy one Harvey Weinstein's yeah his thighs.
We missed the favorite getting choked out. Close guard, Gay Teen.
I'm going to get a Coke real quick. Anyone want anything? Nope, nope, thank you.
I'm going to take a piss really quick. All right, I'll wait for you to take piss so we're not all gone.
We're going to miss you, Eddie. It'd be cool if we grabbed me a Coke, right? I got you all.
Go grab him a Coke, Eddie. I'll wait until he's out there.
That'd be cool. Oh, dude, I haven't seen him out there yet.
One, two, three. Oh, that's a belt, bro.
That's the Gordon Ryan belt, motherfuckers. Right there.
Yeah, that's badass. Prominent position.
That is a prominent position. Yeah, that looks awesome.
You two pulled up in some shit today. Your new car, that fucking truck.
Jesus Christ. I haven't seen that car.
What is it? Oh, it's a Shelby Super Snake. What year? 24.
Okay. First one I've ever seen.
How much horsepower does it make? 830. 830, yeah.
Ooh. Coyote 5.0.
So fun. Is it manual? Yeah, of course.
What am I, a communist? It's manual. They don't make the GT500s in the...
I know, but they make the Super Snake in the GT500, which is why I bought it. I would have bought a GT500, but there was one company that was doing a swap.
They were doing a six-speed swap on a GT500. I almost bought that.
But then I thought about it. I was like, I don't want any Frankenstein cars.
I don't know how this works. You can get a little dicey warranty.
Computer stuff, weird shit. Because it's not designed for that.
But the Super Snake is designed for it. Oh, it auto blips on the downshifts.
It's nice. Sounds nice.
Oh, it sounds like war. It sounds like a real American muscle American muscle car but it's modern so it's like it has all the feel of a muscle car the lurch when you hit the gas a boom fucking giant power great handling great handling the brakes are great yeah but it's also real comfortable the drive suspension is beautiful yeah it's a great fucking car and it's just so good-looking oh it's so fun I love it I love it.
I love it. It's such an American car.
Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man.
It's wild, man. With Mustangs? Everything.
Oh, with everything. I mean, the Mustangs for sure.
Like the old, the 60s, all that shit. Oh, yeah.
Dude. And when they, the resto mods, I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all.
I know it's a problem. I want it all.
Cars are a I we're talking to three guys here real car problems Oh, dude, I had a budget like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything I went fucking nuts dude. What'd you get? I got it.
It's really got way, right? I got a Jeep I went nuts man. I tackled my manager.
I didn't know what to do. I was so nervous I was so fucking nervous There's there's like big balls.
There's a guy. I went to the Kismet one.
There's some old. I have no idea what he did.
He was next to me in 12 minutes. He probably spent $7 million in cars and didn't give a fuck.
And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. How are you not? No fist pump? Nothing? That's yours? That's mine.
What color is that? It's like a purplish pinkish? Yeah, it's like a pinkish. It has a 392.
It's the last call edition. Brand new.
Less than 200 miles. That looks good.
That looks good. Look, I tackled my fucking manager right there.
Oh, so you were right there when it happened? I was on ESPN. I didn't know.
I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV. That's hilarious.
Those 392 Jeeps are sick. Oh, they're great gonna toss some King shocks on that bitch a big mag that's another classic American car I mean the jeeps look exactly like jeeps and they have like that for they look updated but it's kind of like a 911 like that's just gonna say yeah they never change the body style so they have this cult following you know, it's the most Google truck in the world.
Oh, I believe Wrangler. Yeah, they have like a cult following Also, there's so much customization available for those things because they've been around for so long Like Lego can't yeah, can't go wrong so much shit for him.
Can't go wrong with that. What? You ever see the America's most wanted Jeeps oh, we're the toss the hellcat in them.
Oh, yeah Yeah, baby. They put 1,200 horsepower in those bitches.
That's my shit. Yeah.
That's my shit. And they do up the suspension and map everything out perfect.
Were you going to get one or no? Yeah. You sent me one.
I'm too busy. Too many things.
Too much. I love my call.
Y'all get some bullshit. Like a four excursion on my Hummer.
Overwhelmed. I toss a power stroke in.
I call him. They're like, cool, cool.
And he tells me what he has. I'm like, oh, my God.
Yeah, there's one. Look at that.
That's 1,000 horsepower. That has the health in it.
Those things are wild. Yeah, they make some wild ones.
260 stuff. Are you going to get the new ZR1? I want to.
I should. But I shouldn't.
But I will. I already put the order into spec one.
You had the SF90 on order, didn't you? Yeah. That's still coming.
No.
It hasn't gotten here yet.
You should just get the ZR1 instead.
The other one's going to my wife.
That's fair.
His wife's driving $1,000
Ferrari.
All black.
Yeah.
I just
stopped driving automatic cars.
Unless it's my Tesla. What's your favorite car to drive? Don't say the Tesla.
I don't know. The Tesla, if I want to get there quick.
Yeah. If I want to get there quick.
But you want people, you know. Unplugged performance Tesla.
Flipping you off and shit. I know.
You don't want them drawing Nazi signs on it. You don't have too much of a problem with that in Austin.
You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars. But now that the libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck.
I wish a motherfucker would. Yeah, just because.
I wish I'm... Just because.
Oh, now I want one. Now you fucked up.
It's so stupid. I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like it, and they don't know.
Just so they fuck with me. Yeah.
People have done that. They've put V8s.
They've dropped V8s in Teslas. It's a lot it's a lot of work though it's also you're basically just tossing you gotta pay for the cybertruck yeah it's like and i'm gonna have to pay for it it's a disaster rich rebuilds did one and then it's just slower yeah like it's yeah it's it's silly sometimes it's not all about speed though you know when people tell me that i'm like ah you ever driven like a water-cooled fucking you know flat six porsche like stick no course.
Right. It's not all about...
Especially the air-cooled ones. Yeah, the air-cooled ones.
It's just not all about that. Especially those old ones are so light.
You feel everything. You're dealing with a 2,000-pound car.
Even if it only has 250 horsepower, it's so fun. Yeah, it's different.
It's so different. It's like an amusement park ride.
You know? It know, it's like It's just like it feels like you could die any point, but then you look down to doing like 35 miles Yeah, yeah, yeah, my Hummer is not the fastest but fuck it's cool. Yeah, it's fine.
There's nothing like I forgot you got a Hummer What's in that thing? 6-0 power stroke fully built right there gas turbo aren't there electric hummers now? Yeah, those are great man The new GMC's those are fucking great red band has one of those. It's fucking awesome They crab crab walk yeah parallel park like this Does he have any problems with it? I heard the charging has some issues.
They've had a lot of issues with them Yeah, no, he hasn't had any problems. They'll figure those out though.
Yeah, he loves it though It's fast as shit too for a big ass fucking truck. They're so fast so crazy so fast But huge it's an enormous truck think they're gonna start making less electric vehicles now that Trump's in there Here's the problem with electric vehicles is the number one problem resale terrible to Porsche Taycans They sell them for like, you know, what is a like a Taycan turbo s when 60? They sell them year later 70 200 they lose so much value Jamie I lost my crazy value why is that because nobody wants to buy a used electric car because the range drops off so like say if you buy your surf at right you buy like a 2000 you can buy 2017 Corvette like a ZR1 they're still still really expensive.
Super expensive. A ZR1, a manual from like 2017, it's like 300 grand right now.
Right now. But Joe, think about a better comparison would be, think about like your Ford GT, a 2006.
Right. They're 500 grand minimum now.
Right. Minimum.
But that's different because that's like a classic. It's 20 years old years old sure but a new car say like say if you get like a new amg gt and you know it's a 2025 you sell it next year you're not gonna lose much money if you sell like a ferrari you'll lose no money like if you buy a ferrari today and you sell it in a year and you got a thousand miles on it you'll make money porsche make money.
You'll make money. Porsche's the best.
But if you have a fucking electric car, like Audis, those e-trons, those are sick. Horrible.
Even Tesla Plaid. Sick cars.
Tesla Plaid, I can get cheap. A friend of mine got one of those, and he got like a year old one for like 70 grand.
And brand new. It's like 150 or something like that.
It's crazy. Why not just get like a new battery or something? Well, so expensive.
Well, that's a big problem. So expensive to flip out the battery.
Swapping batteries. Like 40 Gs.
And they still have battery. Like for the most part, like you're not driving 250 miles.
If you have a plug at home, if you plug it in at home, you have a supercharger at your house, which I do for my car. It's great.
I just get it home, plug it in. It's always good to go.
And it gets like fully charged. I think my car gets like 350 miles if you drive like a grandma.
But for normal day-to-day, you just stick it in there, you never go to the gas station. It's awesome.
See, but fuck all that noise. Yeah, as long as you're not road tripping.
If you're road tripping it, you gotta really map it out. Especially if you don't have a Tesla.
Because then you have to find all these other rando super stations. But like my Hum have a 55 gallon diesel tank in the back i fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks like it gets good gas mileage i can go on long road trips there's a few great options that aren't teslas one is lucid you've seen lucid air those are cool they make them like super high end iraq griffin has one does he really yeah yeah they're very shut down on us in the lot, but yeah, he has one.
Did he really? We couldn't get out. It died? It was like 100 degrees.
I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. And he's like, oh, out of all the times, this has never happened.
It happens while you're in the car. Isn't there a manual release? Isn't there a manual release? He didn't have that.
Okay. Yeah.
We had to wait like 40 minutes. Did someone have to come and help it out? No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset.
It was like resetting your phone. Oh, wow.
I fucking hate that shit. Isn't there something about like, you know, all the radiation, you're in the car and it's like you're surrounded by 5G? No, that's a good question.
Like EMF, right? Yeah. It's a good question.
Is that a real problem? If you're not supposed to have your phone by your head, you're not supposed to yeah i mean your whole car is a big ass phone i don't know that's why the people that's a real problem according to people like rfk jr and many other people don't think that you should have ear pods ear pods in like not they say you should have the wired ones only and even those are not the best thing to have you should just listen to things like on a bluetooth speaker but also the people vandalizing teslas that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere in that 360. bro so many people are going to jail right now and if you don't have a tesla you don't really know that like if you're like it within 20 feet of the car it's recording yes yeah yeah sentry mode yeah seven cameras it's so wild yeah fully hd cameras see your face there's so many guys have gotten busted have you seen that liberals have you seen those tesla mini homes they're never in shape there was one guy who was rubbing shit like he would like grab his ass like grab his ass cheeks and then like just rubbed it all over that guy was looking for an excuse to rub shit on things.
Yeah, I guess we have. He probably goes home and jerks off with his own shit.
Yeah. Have you seen those Tesla mini homes? No.
Oh, you haven't seen them? No. Dude, Tesla has tiny homes.
They're like trailers, but like super high tech. I saw the Amazon ones.
Have you seen those? But not the Tesla ones. Tesla's got mini homes.
No shit. Have you seen those, Jamie? The mini homes? No, it is.
The one that I've seen, I just saw it a couple days ago. Are you sure it wasn't like an AI generated thing? No.
Tesla has solar panels. Yeah, they have Tesla solar panels for your roof.
Tesla's mini homes if they have them. Tesla mini homes.
That's not real. If that's what it was.
That shit gets Cal in, though, Eddie. That's not real? Yeah, it gets Cal in all the time.
Yeah, there's fucking AI. They get me, man.
I asked Elon like five times. Are you making a phone? Wait a minute.
Do they keep getting these AI X phones? Yeah, it's fake. There it is.
That's fake? Click on it. It's from two years ago.
It's not real. Click on it, though.
We'll it's fake. It's so good.
I see what the count thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye They got So they show a little house there's boxable it's no I know about that like that's real right yeah Oh, yeah, I mean you could buy a house for 10 grand now if you just like a single dude who has a plot of land just park that house with solar you you could literally live off the grid in a little bullshit house like that is that what and then you get Starlink is that real no it was like a little it was like it was a pod like They got me good. Those little tiny houses you could buy, like, if you were just a dude living by yourself,
and you're like, I don't need nothing.
If you're young, it'd be dope.
Yeah, man.
They're not expensive.
Like somebody leaves you a little plot of land.
You got a couple acres somewhere.
Every man's dream.
Yeah.
A one-bedroom house with a 40-car garage.
Sit on your front porch and say, fuck the world.
I own this whole thing.
I own this. No mortgage? Yeah, no mortgage.
$10,000 house. And it's nice.
What do you need? Do you need a kitchen? Do you need a TV? What the fuck do you need? If you're a single guy, you need a bed, you need a TV. Unless you're trying to get mad pussy.
If you're trying to get mad pussy, then you need a long driveway. That's where you're fucking up, though.
Lights everywhere. You need a fountain.
All the dudes are like, this is dope. The chick's like, good luck, bud.
That's not a panty dropper. No, no, no.
A tiny house is a no-go. No, no, yeah, no.
Like, why do you have a tiny house? Like, what's going on? How much do you have? Can I see your bank account? How much do you make? Are you going to be able to feed my babies? A bunch of videos. That's it.
But yeah, there's a bunch of videos from a few days ago that this is all just nonsense. All AI generated.
That's interesting. Wow, that right there? That's what I saw.
That would be a dope podcast studio to put in the middle of nowhere. Wow.
I'm not going to say that that's necessarily fake, but it's not a house that someone could live in. That's like a couch.
It's a suicide pod, Eddie. Yeah, it's a little drug den.
That would be dope, though. That's exactly what I saw.
And that's like a couch it's a suicide pod, Eddie it's a little drug den that'd be dope though that's exactly what I saw and it's like a little 5 minute mini documentary commercial they go deep in it they get you man, these AI things are nuts man I've seen AI things with my own voice on them like wow this is crazy and I know it's fake you know speaking speaking of
fakery when you had Mel Gibson on your podcast the other day uh he brought up the shroud of Turin yeah and I always thought that was fake like in the 80s what is that the shroud it's like the the cloth that Jesus was buried in and left an image of them and in the 80s like 1988 they did carbon dating on it and they go, it's fake.
See that?
Yeah, it literally has.
I've never And in the 80s like 1988 they did carbon dating on it and they go it's fake see that Yeah, it literally has an image of Jesus burned into it somehow or another I never looked into it. I just figured it was fake But listening to you and Mel Gibson talk about it.
It's real is there well apparently it's a lot older than they Assumed when they did the first testing and one of the problems is there's cross-contamination. There's also been repairs to it.
But they did subsequent testing, and they found that it was like 2,000-plus years old. Yeah, and the one thing, it's the most studied artifact ever.
Damn. Like particle physicists, nuclear engineers, they all studied it.
And they, some of them, some believe in it, some don't believe in it, engineers they all studied it and they some of them some believe in it some don't believe in it but they all agree on one thing no one knows how they did it right there's no paint there's no dye so dude all this week dude all day I'm just watching documentary after after podcast on this shit it's fucking mind blowing yeah it's pretty crazy if it turns out that they can't figure out How anyone could ever do it? Like if no one has come up with a theory of how to do that today Yeah, that's where it gets really interesting It wasn't paint and it wasn't die and it will agree on that wasn't burn They all agree. It's a mystery because but then the people the skeptics say Just because we don't know how it was done doesn't make it real Which is which is a good point, but then the other side is like dude all these scientists have no idea How they faked it it's got to be real so it's all about how you look at it I lean on the side there's a nuclear engineer most fun.
There's a nuclear engineer. You can go on YouTube.
His name is Robert Rucker. Watch his breakdown.
This guy's a nuclear dude. He's breaking down the photo.
It's insane because it's a negative image on a non-photographic material. It's linen.
Right. And then it turns out, like if you look at it with the naked eye, it's white.
And then you see the image of face is kind of like yellow. You can barely see it but in like 1898 some photographer took a picture of it and then Flip and then looked at the negative and then all of a sudden in the negative The whole body appears front and back because he was buried like with a He was buried with the sheet under him and it went around his head That's that's the back of him because he yeah, the right ones the back and the left ones the front That's crazy.
No one knows how they did it. No, no science the holes where the wrist would be nailed Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
That was the thing with Jesus with me. It's very hard It was always very hard to believe in Jesus.
I'm like dude the resurrection like that one to wrap your brain around, right? I could believe that he existed. I could believe that he got crucified.
A lot of people got crucified. But the resurrection was always the thing that kept me from really believing in Jesus.
I'm like, there's no way the resurrection was real. But even if this is real, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man.
No, the thing is, the image got on let's just the people that believe that it's real believe that when he was resurrected some kind of ultraviolet radiation some kind of burst made that image because that's because that image has never been on any other shroud that people get buried in shrouds all the time there's never an image like that pretty crazy and the crazy thing is the blood there's no image under the blood so the blood was there first and then the image is after it's crazy shit dude i'm like i i went deep down a rabbit all week just watching the skeptics the scientists particle physicists they they have no idea how the fuck that image got on the front and back. The back of them, too? It's pretty weird.
Did you see the thing? It's crazy, dude. It's crazy.
Apparently there's some structures underneath the pyramid they just found. Yeah, we were talking about that the other day.
How have they not looked at that before? Well, the fuck? They don't know whether or not that's legit or whether these guys are are jumping to conclusions a lot of people are calling bullshit and saying they jumped to conclusions a lot of people are saying that it really you can't tell from those images like what they drew in the you know the 3d image where they drew everything and made a model of it they're doing a lot of guessing so they're gonna they're gonna do more testing though there There's definitely something under there. Someone starts thinking.
Something is under there. Something's under there, and it's massive.
And if these guys are correct that it goes down two kilometers, help me explain that. Explain that with any conventional wisdom.
Aliens. That's more than a mile into the earth.
That's fucking nuts. Yeah.
What does that mean? Who did that and what was the purpose of it because there's a guy named christopher dunn that thinks that the entire uh giza pyramid the big one the great pyramid was a power plant and he has this whole schematic that he mapped out like this is how you would generate hydrogen you would have something underneath the surface under the underneath the, that was causing a vibration, a pounding.
And then this reverberation, this vibration would go through the entire building
because it was all made out of limestone.
And then they had these channels, these paths, that they would fill with chemicals,
and they would go into what's called the king's chamber,
and this porous limestone that would allow the chemicals to leap through,
to leach through, and that would create hydrogen. Goddamn.
Yeah I'm doing, I'm butchering it. I'm sorry, Mr.
Dunn. But if you listen to his take on it, and he's an engineer.
He explains why the pathways and everything. This is exactly how you would do it if it was some sort of a power plant.
But whatever it is, it's like, I don't think that it's a tomb. I just, I just don't think that makes any sense remember your bit where you said i bet people used to be really smart but the dumb people just out fucked the smart people 10 to 1 at a staggering pace remember that shit yeah yeah man i mean uh the pyramids for sure a gold uh are a mystery like how the fuck do they build those and now finding out what's underneath them like fuck who knows go go beckley tepley there's all these mysterious uh architecture everywhere yeah but it's everywhere everywhere everywhere every city like these cathedrals like think about power tools were invented in the 1890s and they're talking about these insane cathedrals all over the world cars out of stone with no power tools right how the fuck did they build like you ever seen that one in India there's there's a few of them in India but there's one that's all carved out of stone there didn't bring any rocks there they don't know where the stone went yeah it's all insanely intricate and carved out of stone and fucking massive and they're everywhere dude they're everywhere south america asia china look at that look at that bro they carved that out of solid stone they might have just been bored as look how tiny the people are down there there's not shit bro do you know how long that would take? Yeah.
Yeah. Hundreds of years, they don't have shit to do.
Look how spectacular the craftsmanship is. Spectacular.
And no one knows how old that is. It's like, take a guess.
So, back to your bit. People used to...
It's probably accurate. Dude.
Oh, Molly McCann's getting choked. Shit.
She needs to win bad. Dude, have you heard...
Oh, she's getting choked. Yeah, she's getting choked.
Well, the hands aren't locked yet. She has a two-on-one on the support arm.
Right. She keeps turning.
She's got a good grip on that shoulder cap, though. Yeah.
Oh, now she's fucked. Now she's fucked.
She looks fucked. Now she's fucked.
Nope, she's out of it. She's out of it.
She's out of it. Oh! She's okay now.
But it wasn't good that she had her hand underneath the jaw that easily.
She only got 40 seconds.
Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering
and she's getting beat up. Well, she's
so tough. She's so tough
and she's such a gamer. It's just not enough.
Oh, that's deep.
That's it.
She's lost, what,
four out of five now? Yeah, if
that proves to be true and there really are these massive structures underneath the pyramid, they got to change everything. Dude, there's past civilizations that were super highly advanced.
There's got to be. You know what I have a hard time getting into? But every now and then, I'll dive into it.
Giants. Giants too, dude.
Giants. That's another word.
There's a lot of them moving all that shit? Well, I don't know know about that because I think you need a lot more than giants to move those fucking stones You you need some kind of crazy technology because giants don't explain the engineering It doesn't explain the precision that was involved like whatever they did they were They were moving 80 tons stones from 500 miles away and through the mountains and there's no roads and no one knows how they did it There's no explanation your Instagram algorithm fuck you up with the giant AI videos. Oh, yeah Huge 70-foot dudes carrying giant stones like jacked shredded, you know I there's a lot of reports throughout the ages of giant human beings You know and it look what's what's a giant? Nine feet tall, ten feet tall? That's a fucking giant.
Like a race of nine foot, ten feet tall people. And there's all these stories about bones that were giant bones that got transported to the Smithsonian.
But they covered it up. And I assume they don't live long because they're so big.
So they probably just eventually fell off. I think Robert Wadlow was eight foot eleven.
He's like on record the tallest. Right.
He had a serious disease. Now, imagine a foot taller than that guy jacked, but just a different kind of human being.
Have you heard of the little season that's in the Bible? They talk about the little season. No.
Let me get a Coke. Well, in the Bible, it talks about- He didn't get you a Coke, huh? I know.
I asked you when you were leaving and get a Coke. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Does anyone want to be? No, I'm good.
In the Bible, apparently, you know, your average Christian thinks tribulation is coming, right? Jesus is going to eventually come, right? Tribulation, we're going to be judged, right? And then there's going to be a 1,000-year millennial where Jesus returns and rules for 1,000 years. And all the resurrected apostles are going to be kings and they're going to rule this realm that we're in.
That's what the tribulation, Jesus returns, 1,000-year millennial. This is in the Bible.
And then after the 1,000 years – and then during those 1,000 years, there's a guy named Paul Stobbs I had on my podcast. He told me all about this.
He's on the YouTube, Understanding Conspiracies on YouTube, Paul Stobbs. He's amazing.
He's talking about, so that's what we're waiting for. Jesus returned.
He rules for a thousand years. He's the king of this earth.
And then after the, and then while, while those thousand years are going on, Satan is chained to the lake of fire.
So there's no Satan.
It's just Jesus and his apostles ruling. And then after the thousand years, this is called the little satanic season.
It's in the Bible, too. I checked, Doc.
The little season where Jesus lets Satan go, and then Satan rules this earth, and he influences all the nations. And it's called the little satanic season.
And the purpose of that is to test people. And there's a theory.
There's a theory that he already ruled for it. He came back in the apostles' lifetime and ruled.
They already did that. A thousand-year millennial.
And now we're in the little season right now. Doesn't it seem like Satan? This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter.
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Like influencing all the nations.
Doesn't it seem like an evil world?
Well, it seems like evil has always been a part of the human race.
There's always been people committing genocide. There's always human race.
There's always been people committing genocide.
There's always been evil.
There's always been people that justify murder for money,
bombings of fucking apartment buildings. I sent them a link, like a two-minute video.
Jamie, can you play this real quick?
This guy explains it.
And then you'll see all the structures.
So that explains.
So there's a theory.
There's a theory that it explains all these structures that were built by angels.
Well, you got to wonder when you get back to that Zachariah Sitchin stuff, because one of the things about this whole Anunnaki thing was that there were giants.
And the big theories of the giants bred with human beings, which probably means some sort of genetic engineering, like taking existing primates and turning them into human beings. Yeah.
I mean, those are the most fun. Those are the most fun.
The idea that we're visited by an alien, an alien race, and this alien race is far superior, and that they used us as slaves to mine for gold. Those are the most fun theories did you get that link yes well it's 22 minutes long no just play like two minutes i know i'm trying to find a good spot no right in the right it's right what is their mechanism supposed to be actually in the beginning through space oh no okay so like at right at one minute right at like one minute you're right like one just showing videos though no no no but there's talking over it there's a narration over it okay so try it now i'm like paul why are you doing this just stop stop it isn't it's clearly like this is too much right now just yeah you just kept pummeling me it's just kept hitting i thoroughly loved it um i've talked about it he's about to 100 people uh you know everybody i know i'm like uh you know there's a theory out there and then i have no clue what i'm talking about so please if you have time this video is called the little season theory number one and the youtube channel is understanding conspiracies the little season theory number one it's just so good he has no idea what he's talking about though too do we should now just go start it right there this is such an eddie bravo subject today to walk me through this here we go okay i'll try and cover most spaces um i'm not going to be able to thoroughly explain every single nuance today in like two hours it's just it's just not going to happen what i'll try my best to do in this talk is give a foundational overview
of most of the talking points involved around this theory.
And it's a working theory.
Let's bear that in mind.
We're still figuring things out.
There's multiple options for certain sections of this theory where it could have gone.
So I'll try my best to relay as much as I can.
But the basic premise to work off here is that
what most modern Christians are waiting for today is the return of jesus christ after the tribulation and we all have our eyes on the signs we're trying to discern the signs around us trying to determine who the antichrist will be what the mark of the beast will be all of those things we're kind of looking for them and waiting for those signs to happen which will be the signs of the coming of the son of man in the clouds okay which would be tribulation judgments and then obviously a millennial reign is what people are waiting for and we get to people get to live with christ for a thousand years as it says in revelation 20 so people are pretty adamant we're living in that time we're living in the time just before tribulation it's just around the corner it's just about to happen okay that's what people are pretty adamant where we are that's the mainstream thought of not only conspiracy christians but just mainstream churchianity that is the view of modern christians we are in that time there's always been other views out there which say you know well you know it's a spiritual kingdom and we're living in it now you know and that goes on forever and ever and there's no physical kingdom and all these type of things you have amillennialists who believe that type of thing um what this theory says kind of blows it all out of the water it's a completely new take on the situation and there has been a worldview called pre-tourism which was created a while ago and i think about 1600s by um i think it was people say it was a jesuit but it may have been a jesuit but this theory we have today is not pre-tourism classically so-called it's kind of a it's something else and a lot of people who don't like this idea will attack preterism and think that's what we're talking about most preterists even they believe it's a spiritual kingdom and we're not saying that here this is talking about a real physical tangible thousand years where christ reigned on earth this theory posits it's all already happened we're not living in the times just before
tribulation we're living after the thousand year reign of christ he's already been on earth he has reigned for a thousand years on earth with his resurrected saints and the elect who survived through tribulation wouldn't there be a record of that and doesn't that make doesn't it make He says that Christians would document that.
He goes over there.
No, he goes over there. He goes over, like, why? If there was a record and we knew, then this wouldn't be a test.
There wouldn't be a reason for the little season, the little satanic season. He let Satan out.
He unchained him. Dude, there's a painting of Lucifer, and he looks just like the fucking Statue of Liberty.
And and he's got a chain like a shackle around his ankle with a broken chain and it's a famous painting of lucifer and he's like this right and then you look at the statue of liberty that's not a woman that's a dude and then and it's got a fucking a shackle around its its i thought it was a strong with a broken chain. Statue of Liberty has a shackle around his ankle? With a broken chain just like the famous
thing. shackle around its ankle with a broken chain.
Statue of Liberty has a shackle around its ankle? With a broken chain just like the famous painting of Lucifer. No, you can find that.
Just punch in Lucifer, Statue of Liberty. So much fun.
The Statue of Liberty is not a chick. That's not a chick.
That's a trans dude. I just thought you had a strong jaw.
Strong jaw and some boobs. Look at that.
That's a painting of Lucifer. Whoa.
Damn. You think that's a chick? Go to the full painting.
It could be France just trolling us, though. Look at the chain.
He's got a... Damn, Lucifer's dick is gone.
He's got the Harvey Weinstein. Go to the...
Look at the dick. Boom.
Look at that. Wow.
Look at that. That's the foot of the Statue of Liberty.
Broken chain with a shackle. But Jesus, I mean, Satan has two arms up in there.
Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know. This is just crazy conspiracy.
The chain is very identical. It's basically the Elon Musk.
My heart goes out to you. Yo, yo, yo.
I'm going to say this. Dude.
Jesus is Lord. That is going to be still framed somewhere on that.
I'm all in, dude. I'm all in.
I'm all in with all this. With the shroud of Turin, I'm all in, man.
Christ is king. I'll put conveniently crop the image to make a false point.
Oh, in that image. Yeah.
In that right fucking similar no two arms one arm dude with an arm up in the arts I mean they're modeled it off then they didn't just create it out of thin air usually to you think that's a check no no chicks have a big-ass by the Statue of Liberty the arm is huge look at that forearm that forearm. That's a jacked forearm.
Look at the fucking hands.
Yeah, it's a dude's hand, a dude's arm, dude's face.
Dude's nose. Dude's nose.
Yeah.
Statue of Liberty doesn't look like a guy.
But it does look like it kind of has boobs.
And he's holding up a torch.
A torch.
Lucifer, that's the god of...
Is there boobs in the Statue of Liberty?
Like legit boobs?
Get a full view of the Statue of Liberty.
She's cheeked up?
Did they give her some implants later in the day? On a Thursday afternoon. Did they pump out the copper? Did they get under the copper and heat it up and push it out a little bit? Yeah, I've never seen it close up, man.
I've never seen the boobs. The thing does look trans now that we look at it.
Now that we look at it. France is like, ah.
It could be Tia and a Tesla. It could be Tia and a Tesla right now.
Okay, so here's the full image of it.
Yeah, it doesn't look like it has boobs.
That does not look like...
Well, that right one looks like a little bit of a tit.
That looks like a tit.
Could be gyno, though.
Could be gyno.
Could be gyno.
Ancient steroids.
Yeah.
No chick, man.
Goddamn, man.
Why do you fuck that up for me?
I don't know, man.
Pretty crazy.
I don't know.
I've been going down rabbit holes. France wanted the Statue of Liberty back.
That looks like a chick. He said, give it back to us.
You guys are bad. Look at that.
And then the lady who's a White House press secretary is like, you're lucky we're not speaking. You guys would be speaking German if it wasn't for the United States.
That press secretary is a savage. Every day you wake up, it's like, what now? But we needed France to beat them in World War I.
That's a fact, too. France lost some insane percentage of their population in World War I.
I think they lost 25% of their male population, their 18 to 25 or 18 to 30 male population in World War I, and another 25% in World War II. They paid heavy.
No one paid a heftier price in Russia. Russia paid the heaviest toll.
No one talks about it. They don't teach that in schools.
Russia got fucked up. They lost 20 plus million.
Yeah. I mean, Russia's been through so much.
Just the amount of people that got starved by Stalin. France provided crucial aid to the American colonists during the Revolutionary War,
including military support,
financial assistance,
and naval power,
ultimately contributing significantly
to American victory
and independence.
Yeah, they've helped us
through everything.
Yeah.
So, I think it's stupid
that we hate France.
I don't get it.
I think it's stupid
that we hate Canada, too.
I don't get that either.
Canada needs to get
their shit together, though.
Yeah, they have
terrible government,
but the Canadian people are awesome. Yeah, Canadians are awesome.
Yeah, but the new guy is more of the same. Oh, really? And then they have to have a vote, and when they have a vote, then that Pierre Polivet guy has a chance.
Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what? No, he's not. When is that? He's a conservative.
They don't have the same thing over here. It's November 4th.
With them, they get to decide when there's going to be a vote. When they've had a vote.
They'll, like, call it in three weeks. Three weeks are going to have a vote.
Like, I don't even know when or how. I don't know how their system works up there.
They got a squirrely system up there. And they just keep losing rights left and right.
I mean, what they did during the whole trucker convoy thing was nuts. That was crazy.
Crazy. Like, full-on communist bullshit.
There's people still in still in jail well there's people that lost their bank account that don't only donated to the truckers that's wild that was crazy they froze their money but I mean that was kind of the start of like them stopping all the crazy shit well it's kind of a lot of people woke up the protest yeah once that once the truckers did that and they started shutting bank accounts you're fucking with real with real dudes. Across all of North America, they were like, okay, maybe we should kind of take it easy.
Yeah, truckers are real dudes. They're like, hold up.
Yeah. Hold the fuck up.
There's a lot of dudes who woke the fuck up because of that. Thank God.
Yeah. Because they're so polite up there.
They're so nice and polite in Canada. Till they're not.
Till they're not. But it's easy to kind of like, you know, get them thinking thinking this is the right thing to do hey yeah you know and then the next thing you know have you seen the dmt red laser light thing i've heard about that yo i heard it's nuts have you done it no but i've seen a bunch of videos on it apparently you do if you do dmt and you shoot a red laser i sent jamie a video if you've seen a shoot a red laser you see the matrix, you see no shoot a red laser You see the matrix you see code.
Yeah, and everybody sees the same shit really everybody not only that But if you like get above the laser and you look down. Yes, you see layers of code.
Yes. Yes.
Check this out I just saw a video of him saying he saw too. Yeah Is he a famous scientist or something? No, he was just on the podcast though this guy was yeah he's a mind control expert they explain psyops and seen it on instagram and i heard you and danny talking about it so you've done it yeah i saw it on instagram and flew danny to my house right away i like break this down for people because it got shared amongst my group.
And it's like, what the fuck?
Exactly.
And that's the only question you're still going to have after you see it.
It doesn't answer any questions.
It just invites a lot more.
Yeah, nothing else.
There's code.
Absolutely.
There is code.
So the code's not like spinning there. It's literally written out static?
It's static. I can move the laser up and down and see all of the letters but it's like three-dimensional so i can get close to the wall i can look down inside of the laser that way and i can look up in the laser that way what's your best guess at explaining that i would be a fool okay i love we can just leave it at that can somebody write the code down consciousness that we're projecting they just discovered this well i bet some eggheads probably i know i know the guy who discovered it we'll have really i don't know him personally but brandon mcafran one of my black belts he knows him personally he goes dude if you ever wanted to do your podcast i could make you know i'm like hell yeah let's pay this fight.
It's a great fight That was seeing the matrix when you're on DMT with a red laser How crazy is that? It's like a red lace. There's a bunch of videos on it on YouTube Is it like a specific laser or what if you do with a green laser? I don't know I don't know but there's video.
That's just one dude. That's like the most, you know, all the other guys are like stoner dudes.
You know what I mean? I wanted to show like this dude. He seemed to have a little more intelligence a little bit.
Or a little believability, you know? But everybody sees the same shit. They see the fucking matrix, the numbers, isn't that fucking Life-changing did you you saw that Tom Campbell interview that I did, right? Yeah, I love that.
That was one of my favorite ones Yeah, that one's not yeah when he's explaining to you that consciousness creates reality I you know what I never really took the simulation theory seriously, but But, you know, I've always believed, like, Jesus is a new thing for me.
Like, the Shroud of Church. never really took the simulation theory seriously but uh you know i i've always believed like jesus is a new thing for me like the the shroud of terrain that that i'm all in now with the shroud of terrain but before that i was like i don't know about jesus maybe but i believe in god and i believe in a creator like whoever created this shit here we go is god here we go right gun and elson kevin hall and there must be code on how God created this.
Yeah. So that, you know, I think science, like the simulation guys, they're finding what God created.
Like, who else could put this simulation together but a God? Who else? Here's the craziest theory. You know, AI is about to become sentient, and then they're going to do quantum computers with AI.
AI what if that's how Jesus comes back What if Jesus reemerges? And he's just as a Chris created consciousness and he's on an app By that time it probably one of the communicate to your fucking head You mean they've already figured out how to put signals into people's heads put voices in people's heads they can have they can literally have things say things to you or you hear voices in your head. Yeah, they have that technology.
And if quantum computing gets attached to AI and then it figures out how to make better versions of itself like what does that mean? But isn't that similar like MK ultra what we're doing to compromise people? Well, that's right How's it different though because MK ultra they were just trying to manipulate people with acid and they were doing all sorts of different Psychedelic drugs and doing it again. Yeah, but also try to get them to manipulate them So they can get them to do things like try to kill the putt the president or something like that Like which they still do.
Yeah, they have to still do.
There's no way they stop doing that.
And I guarantee, if there is a conspiracy theory about that kid in Pennsylvania
that tried to kill Trump, oh, went to the ground.
Gunner got him down.
Kevin's lost four hours last five.
He really needs this man.
Put a triangle on him.
Look at this.
Kevin is a black belt, but not Gunner Nelson black belt.
Gunner Nelson's so legit.
Yeah.
If he can get you scrambling on the ground, Kevin's in trouble. Look at that.
Dude. Damn, if he opens his legs, he's got to put a grip together around that arm.
Right there. If he put a grip around the arm.
Oh. Oh, my God.
He's hanging on that arm. That can't be good for the shoulder.
It's over now. He's not going to be able to hold on.
All he had to do was just grip under the armpit. That was a this is a tiring position though for gunner He's holding his entire body.
It's time for Kevin too though His legs are gassing out here for sure. Yeah, and now he's out gunners weird one cuz he's not active You know I'm saying like he didn't fight a's going to be tough to submit Gunnar.
He's getting in there. Yeah, Gunnar's not scared to get in there.
No, he's not scared. And eventually you're going to get tired.
Who gave Kevin Hall in his black belt? Travis Luder. Travis Luder.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Yeah, he's a Texas boy. Fort Worth fight was two years ago.
Two years ago. Almost, exactly.
How old is he now, Gunnar? He's got to be 36. Yeah.
He was so good when he was at the top of his game.
His jiu-jitsu was off the charts.
Yeah, considered one of the best jiu-jitsu players.
Beat Jeff Munson.
Remember that?
I forgot that one.
Munson was fucking huge.
Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders.
He's just not active enough.
And his striking is just not at the same level as the elite guys.
Although he does have a good style. That sort of karate.
His style is cool. Robert Whittaker type style.
I think he just got busy. He has his school.
It's like in the side of a fucking mountain.
Is it? Yeah.
In Iceland. He's an interesting dude,
man. Yeah.
Super talented.
Remember he was part of
Conor's camp for a while there. That's yeah oh shit can opener old-school I have always liked Gunner Nelson yeah this is big big Thor told me he rolled with Gunner I know he's wrong with you Gordon so yeah absolutely destroyed yeah yeah he couldn't understand it it is accused I understand Gorky so big he's like that like then I rolled with gunner Nelson he fucked me up yeah I watched a video of it the other day oh really is it you have gunner I mean Thor just has like he's like has no grappling zero zero who's Thor the strong man the mountain oh the giant dude he's like six nine you know who's competing in jiu-jitsu now is that guy Martins.
Oh, Martins?
Yeah, Martins.
He did that one...
When I rolled with Thor, he was also there.
He wrestled in high school, so he was a little bit more
with it. Better base.
He's been training jiu-jitsu and competed.
He just won his first tournament. Good for him.
He's made a handful for him. Imagine if Brian Shaw
started getting into jiu-jitsu. I taught him a private
when he came here.
That was interesting.
What the fuck, dude? That's a giant.
Yeah, he's a giant yeah that's like a legit I made him drill big den I was like I'm not touching either one of you that's a good way to get hurt look at that oh we lost it scrambled it's really greasy slippery Kevin has that X factor Oh, nice knee to the body That was a nice knee by Kevin That hurt
This pace
Oh Oh, shit. She lost it.
Scrambled. It's really greasy.
Got slippery. Got slippery.
Kevin has that X factor. Oh, nice knee to the body.
That was a nice knee by Kevin. That hurt.
This pace. Oh, he dropped him.
It's over. Six seconds to go.
He got some. He got some.
Oh, man. He's in trouble.
Two, one. Let it go.
Oh, shit. That was a big punch.
Oh, the haymaker at the end. Oh, oh.
Got her. Damn.
They let it go. Oh, look at him.
He's wobbly. Super fucked up.
He's wobbly. They're not going to stop it.
Oh, it's going to start on the feet. Gunnar's in trouble.
Gunnar's in trouble. Yeah, he's in trouble.
Good for Kevin. He needs a win, man.
Yeah, he does. It's been a while.
He just fights so often. No one's more active than Kevin.
But this is 170 finally. What's his reason streak? Two? Lost four in his last five.
I think he's lost three in a row. The thing is, he's so much better at 70.
I know he doesn't like the weight cut, but it's 70. He's so tall and long and dangerous.
Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back? Joaquin Buckley. Yeah, Joaquin Buckley at Wilterweight.
He lost two in a row? Yeah, three out of four. Hamza, and who else? All four out of five.
Oh, Rene Derrida. He's lost four out of five.
Yeah. Derrida versus Bo is going to be interesting.
Fuck yeah, it is. Bo better fucking wrestle, dude.
I'm going to freak the fuck out. Yeah.
I was so impressed with what that guy did to Holland. I was like, that's impressive.
Because he just manhandled him. Yeah.
Manhandled him. His grappling is good.
He can't get out-chain with him. RDR, yeah.
Yeah. Gunnar looks like he's still in a little bit of trouble.
Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. Like, he's no punk.
If Bo Nickel gives this bad strike, I'm going to freak the fuck out. Here we go.
Holland's fought seven times since Gunnar Nelson's last fight. Correct.
That's crazy. Oh, uppercut.
He got him with that uppercut. He also had a good grappling match.
Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland.
He also went against Cade in one championship. Just straight grappling.
If Gunnar can't take... Who did? Yeah, LDR.
How'd that go? He got submitted, I think. If Gunnar lost, I don't know if he got submitted.
He's in trouble. I didn't see that one.
Yeah. Gunnar is not able to take Kevin down this round.
He's going to be in trouble. And also, you've got to think, Kevin Holland's hungry right now.
Yeah, I'll start. You know, because he still wants to be a champion.
Yeah, that's tough. At 70, though, he could do it.
He could do it at 70. He's just got to be super focused and stay at 70.
This hopping up and down and, you know, getting losses at 85 against DeRitter's like 220. He's a big fucker.
But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys. It's just tough to be that active and be a top guy.
He fought Hamzat at 85? He got manhandled. On like a three-hour notice.
Yeah, man. That was when Nate Diaz and him were supposed to fight, but Hamzat came in eight pounds heavy, and Kevin Holland stepped up and said, I'll take it.
And Hamzat just fucking blew that. And Kevin was supposed to fight D-Rod, remember? Yep.
Which is a great fight. Gunner's trying real hard for his takedown, man, burning off a lot of fuel.
Nice spiral, nice spiral. Almost has it.
If he would have kept stepping inside, he would have done it if he cut a circle a little bit better. He's got to be fatigued right now.
You know, two plus minutes into the second and got beat up at the end of the first, which takes a lot out of you. He almost had his hands lost.
Such a big factor. You know, you think about perceived skills.
Oh, come on, Gunnar. You think about perceived skills versus current level after a guy gets rocked.
You know, you think he's still the same guy that he was early in the fight, but when you get rocked, man. You're out of it.
Well, look at Makhachev and Oliveira. He clipped him and then immediately passed his guard and finished him.
Yep. Yep.
Or even Ankalayev and Pereira. Second round, he gets rocked.
And then he's kind of not the same after that. Trigger shy, yeah.
Much more defensive after that. Forgot the game plan a little bit.
Kept getting his back to the cage. Bro, I saw a good breakdown of Ankalayev's stand-up against Pereira.
It was very high level. Super impressive.
Especially taking away the front hand. He's doing this circular motion with his hand and taking away angles.
Apparently they run that rematch back. Oh, he got him down.
Almost. They're going to run it back, I'm sure.
They have to. That's the big fight in that division.
And if Pereira can come in healthy. Oh! Oh, he got him down.
But he's another one. He active too active but he's smart too because he's 36 37 he's like I'm gonna go man I'm gonna make as much money as possible he's done that he's made become an all-time great in you know three years which is crazy you give a 10-8 first round gotta be 10-8 right that's hard to say because Gunnar had him down for a while yeah you know, I mean...
He had him in Omoplata, too. He did rock him at the end.
Yeah, I count those, and unfortunately, they don't count. Like, near submissions, I think near submissions are big.
I'm with you, Eddie. If they're close, it should be 10-8.
Like Oliveira versus Armand Sarukian. I feel like Oliveira almost had him a couple times.
Yes. And what? He had, what a Darce and was our skilletine stop if you have something cinched up and that's a lot you know the shame about that triangle yes the shame about that I should have been five rounds that's five rounds Charles probably wins that you but yeah I think so too maybe I mean who knows but he would have a better better chance.
But if you count near submissions as much more points... You get no credit.
You don't get credit like you do if you rock a guy. I know.
But you're close to finishing a fight. But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns.
12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. The guy attempted 12 takedowns.
You couldn't do it. That guy gets no points.
Who should get credit? The guy defend the takedown. No.
You don't get credit. You get credit for not getting hit? Well, you get a little bit.
A little bit. A little bit.
I don't think you should get credit for defense. The big credit is the submission attempts.
Yeah, for offense. You get points for offense, not defense.
He's going to it again. Can you imagine you get points for escaping an arm bar? That would be retarded.
That'd be dope. See, this is interesting, right? Because Kevin was doing a lot of damage at the end of the first, but a lot of it was on the back.
And then here you got Gunnar takes him down after unsuccessfully taking him down for like three minutes. and he's doing something.
He's on top.
Oh, he won this round.
Right.
But nothing's happening.
Did he get it really?
Yeah.
You get a takedown?
Yeah, that wins the round.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like nothing's happening.
He's not getting any damage.
Kevin didn't do anything.
True.
Yeah.
So in that situation.
Nothing happened.
He took him down.
You give it to Gunner for sure.
You give it to Gunner.
100%.
Yeah.
But it's not as good as like a guy rocking you.
I know. Right.
Exactly. There's a difference.
I feel like the whole scoring system is fucked. Oh, it's horrible.
Both those rounds are not 10-9s. The second round's a 10-9.
First round, how is that a 10-9? He almost knocked him out. He barely survived.
They could have stopped him right at the end. He got saved by the bell.
Like boxing. How is that not a 10-8? When a guy gets dropped, it's automatically a 10-8.
Yes. Yeah.
The guy's in trouble, 10-8. I think that's a good move.
Yeah. When a guy gets dropped.
But then you got fights where a guy gets dropped and gets up and drops the other guy. Then it evens out.
Yeah, I guess. I think even rounds are okay.
I think they need a more comprehensive scoring system. Yes.
I think the whole 10-9 is crazy because we just took it from boxing. And we're like, okay, that's an established point system for fighting.
But you're using it with something that has all these different elements. Takedown, submission, octagon control.
There's so many more factors in the MMA fight. And you've got to look at the people scoring it.
These judges, half of them don't know what the fuck they're looking at. That's a good fight.
Moreno Ursa that Ursa guy almost beat Panto That's out. We're doing EBI in Mexico City the next day Saturday next day EBI 23 the featherweights with strikes.
We're bringing back strikes in EBI Hell yeah strikes or there's enough combat Jiu-jitsu so slaps yeah You could. It was born in EBI.
Can you punch the body? You could strike to the body. You could strike anywhere.
Punch. Not punch.
Strike. Palm strike to the body.
Yeah. Boss Rude style.
Yeah. That's next Sunday on UFC Fight Pass.
Practicing their body strikes. Are they like working on that? Oh, Jesus.
They should. Kevin's so dangerous in the clinic.
He's hitting him with hard body shots, man. The clinic.
Oh, elbow over the top. Oh, knee.
They should. Kevin's so dangerous in the clinch.
He's hitting him with hard body shots, man, in the clinch. Oh, elbow over the top.
Oh, knee. Good knee.
Kevin's got to go for broke because he probably won the first round. I think he won the first round for sure.
For sure. Second round, no.
So this is it. And Kevin needs to win.
He's landing some uppercuts. Oh, Gunnar's in deep.
Gunnar's in deep. Oh, he's out of it.
He doesn't have his hands locked anymore on the buddy. Oh, he got him.
He got him. He got him.
Full mount. Full mount.
Oh, shit. Here it is.
Kevin's in trouble. Gunnar announced him full mount.
Third round. Grapevine in the legs.
He in the back take in the first round, though. He should take his time from here.
Yep. He's got time.
Take his feet off the cage. The fact that he's not digging for underhooks right now is kind of scary.
He should have took his feet off the cage. Why won't you immediately go for the underhook? Yeah.
What was your plan in the mound? Underhooks at least take his feet off the cage. That's what got him out.
You're not supposed to dig your toes in the face. Gordon, if you were in the mount right there, you would immediately grab the underhook and underjack to an arm triangle, right? Yeah, underhook.
Right? Underhook. Well, the first thing is to circle his feet off the cage.
You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon? Yes. So he's facing the octagon?
Yes.
Because the bridge off the cage just gives you immensely... Correct.
Totally, but besides that, underhook, underjack, arm triangle, right?
Oh, damn, look at that.
He's going to knock him out with that.
Those are good.
He should really...
Knocked Jacare out from the bottom, from guard.
How about Henzo on Oleg Taras? Oh, yeah, that up kick. That was the first time we saw an effective up kick.
And then Jerry Bolander on... He's going to pass him here.
I know, Marillo Bustamante or Fabio Gugel. He's passing him.
He's got the back. He's got one hook.
I think there's probably like 10 up. Oh, there it is.
Arm triangle. There it is.
He's got to get his right knee off to Kevin's left hip. He's got to mount it is He's got to get his right knee across to Kevin's left hip He's got to mount him He's got to get his left knee across to his left hip He's got to pass the guard Can he not apply enough pressure in half guard? It's hard from half guard It depends if he has a good lockdown or not If he had a good lockdown, he would survive Why he's not passing the guard here, I'm not sure It's also hard for him to dismount from here because the cage is in the way.
Even if he does mount him... Here it comes.
Now he's going to try to either mount him or move the side control. He's kind of wedged in place by the cage.
There it is. Here it comes.
He probably knows what's up. He's just waiting till Kevin catches his breast.
Oh, should not take the back. That was nice by Kevin.
That was really nice. That's why you got him out.
Gunnar should have switched back to a tight waist when Kevin went to roll out. Kevin should break free here.
He should break free here and start teeing off on him. Gunnar held on to the arm triangle too long.
He should have mounted, in my opinion.
Like, all arm triangles, in my opinion, should be in the mount.
Once you start going side control, there's too many escapes.
Escapes are too easy.
Well, you should have at least set it better for mount.
Like, it wasn't set.
Like, you should have mounted him.
Oh, shit. Big knee.
Kevin's going to come at him hard here.
Yeah, he is.
He's got to.
She can't get taken down.
Oh, another knee.
Another knee.
There is a lot of people who Kevin's going to come at him hard here. Yeah, he is.
He's got to.
She can't get taken down.
Oh, another knee.
Another knee.
Damn, this is going to be a hard one to score.
Super hard to score.
Trying to go for a darts.
It looks like it.
It looked like he thought about it.
Yeah, he's looking for it for sure.
Disengage, Kevin.
I know, right?
Especially now.
He's got his hands locked.
And he had times to disengage,
and he's got an advantage in the striking.
Huge advantage.
But also, like, so exhausted at this point in the fight.
Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. Total strikes, Kevin, 130.
Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it.
Unless Kevin catches him, three seconds to go. So, 10-9, 10-9, Gunner, but then 10-8 in the first round?
What, is that a draw?
Is that a draw?
You do 10-9, Holland, first round.
There's going to be a draw.
10-9.
If they gave him 10-8 for the first round.
The guy was saved by the bell.
How do you not give him a 10-8?
No, I agree.
But it doesn't mean that the judges agree.
The judges are goofy.
Judges are goofy.
It all depends.
It depends.
I don't think they hand out 10-8s enough.
Do they still have Adlai Bird?
Does she still work?
I'll see you next time. The judges are goofy.
Judges are goofy. It all depends.
It depends. I don't think they hand out 10-8s enough.
Do they still have Adlai Bird?
Does she still work?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
She was awesome.
She was the best.
That's a good question.
What is this movie?
It's a truck commercial.
For what movie?
For Ford.
This is a truck?
It's a Ram.
Yeah.
Women in the Yard. No.
It's a movie. Only in theaters Friday.iday oh you're looking at something different that's a truck commercial oh are you looking at like
espn plus's different commercials the new raptor coming out yeah oh weird yeah i have a
different commercial right now too oh how weird i've like uh so it's different commercials
depending upon where you where you look yeah it's weird it's both my they're my accounts too so
Thank you. Oh, how weird.
I have like a... So it's different commercials depending upon where you look? Yeah, it's weird.
It's both my accounts too, so... Yeah, I have a hiring ship recruiter ad.
So I think Jan's next. Yes.
Jan Oldberg next. So what's the guess? Oh, man.
Give us some volume, Jamie.
I think Gunnar takes it.
Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges.
Draw.
Yeah.
Draw.
Could be a draw.
Gunnar split.
Either to draw or Kevin Hart wins.
Gunnar split.
Oh, it's Gunner. Oh, wow.
Good for Kevin, man. That's legit.
They gave him that third round. Yeah.
Damage. I don't have enough.
He did all the damage, even though Gunnar had control of him.
He did have an arm triangle.
And he did take him down.
But Kevin definitely did more damage to him.
Almost had his back a couple times. Yeah, true, true.
I think it should have been a draw.
It could have been a draw.
I mean, Kevin looked surprised when they announced him.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah. Good for Kevin.
He needs it. Yeah, he's saying I knew it could go either way.
Kevin at 170, that's his spot. Yeah, that's his spot.
He's beat some good guys. He's got legit championship potential.
How about a rematch with him and Joaquin Buckley at 170? That would be crazy. Is Joaquin Buckley the guy that did that crazy kickback? Yeah, bro.
He's a monster at 170. No problem.
At 170, he's a monster. He beat the shit out of Colby.
He's so motivated, too. Colby Colvington? Yeah.
Kevin Holland? No, Colby got his ass whipped. Joaquin Buckley.
Forgot about that fight.
How did that go down?
Knockout?
He just beat the shit out of him.
Stopped the fight.
Defend the takedown, just beat the shit out of him.
He beat the shit out of him.
Stopped the fight?
Yeah.
170, he's a monster.
Kobe Colvington?
Yeah, stopped the fight.
Recently or early in his career?
Yeah, Joaquin beat his ass.
Recently.
A few months ago.
Damn, I missed that.
Kobe's the last fight.
Joaquin's a real problem at 170. He's super motivated amazing genetics super explosive and fast
Like very disciplined gets better every fight crazy cardio at 170
So once that being that muscle bound that muscle bound but it's his work ethic man
He's got crazy work ethic, you know, and just have video he made for Bilal
No, it's like you like explained, you got what I want. His whole thing, talking about his life, what he needs, taking care of his grandmother.
It was intense. He's like, I'm coming for you, boy.
It's intense. He's a real threat at 170.
Big time. But I would love to see that.
Is she coming back? No, she's done. She's got boobies now yeah that's the man remember when he fought Ryan Hall no one knew who he was oh yeah you know he smashed him duck he's in a tough position what would you say Gordon like 80% 85% of UFC fighters aren't ready for the high high high level leg locks, right? That's how Brian Hall came in and he just leg locked dudes.
Yeah. Because MMA fighters aren't really training.
They're not focused on it. They're not focused on jujitsu at the high level.
But see, and Brian Hall, he ripped through some people with leg locks. Even BJ.
Yeah. Which is crazy.
Yeah. But then he hits Topuria.
How do you say his name? Yeah, Topuria. Ilya.
That was the first guy like, oh, shit, this guy knows how to defend leg locks. Who is he? Who's his coach? He's got a...
I'm not sure. A famous guy.
Ilya? Yes. He was working with someone legit.
Maybe it was like Balance Studios or something. I don't know.
But sometimes you're going to run into guys that you cannot leg lock. And when it's all greasy.
But also you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at leg locks. And if you don't have striking, you get exposed.
That's why Ryan doesn't fight a lot. He was well-versed in Teporia.
How poor yeah how do you say it again to poor you to poor you Ryan Hall's had like nine surgeries yeah over the last like maybe more didn't yeah Josh wait 23 is what I looked up that's nuts he's not that active I know he's turned down a lot of matchups too what is he getting surgery on that's 23 days Hall still fighting? He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down on a bunch of fights. It's probably like, nah man.
19 under general. I like his style.
I like it. 19 under general anesthesia? He's put out 19 times? That can't be good for you.
You get put to sleep 19 times? 19 general anesthesia surgeries. Some procedures need to be redone due to complications.
Jesus Christ. Holy fuck, man.
What is his injuries? 21 general anesthesia surgeries since that fight. Sorry, 19.
There were two prior. That's crazy.
What happened to him? I don't know. They kept having issues.
So I had 21 general anesthesia surgeries. I got fallen on, tore my ACL, ACL had to fix a planter plate got fallen on again, had to have a tightrope surgery on that one that Pat Mahomes and a couple other people have had.
ACL got infected, had a couple of septic arthritis tightrope, was actually allergic to the hardware they put in me somewhere somehow, had to have that redone. It's been interesting but back on the end of it on the back end of it rather wow that's crazy boy wow it's a I had no idea that's so many surgeries I thought he retired that's crazy how many surgeries have you had one just one yeah my LCL yeah I've been a lot, but just one surgery.
Was that from a leg lock? Eddie Cummings? No. Eddie broke my ankles a bunch of times, but that was when I competed against Joao Rocha.
I was going for a leg lock entry, and he was like 270. That's right.
He jumped towards my head. What happened to Eddie? Dude, I don't know.
He just, like, disappeared one day, and then like training like pretty recently at Henzo's and Unity. But he just like stopped training jiu-jitsu forever, got a real job I think and then...
That guy was vicious man. So good.
So smart. I was standing over him as he ripped through everybody with leg locks.'m like god damn he was on he was on some
other you know what i mean he was yeah vicious and then you hear from uh um his training partners that man he he went hard right in the in the training room he went after legs he did get hard yeah it's weird when guys would get that good and just stop when after he, he still put out a couple videos, little short instructionals on Instagram. And this one he put out for the Z-Lock.
That, to me, is the best. In my opinion, the Z-Lock, the one he showed, that's the best.
It's not a sad story if you went on and do something cool. It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it.
If he went on to make money, he's doing well, you know?
Yeah.
Depends what he's doing.
What do you think is the best leg lock?
One leg lock.
You're going to teach your students just one leg lock entry and one heel hook.
What's it going to be?
Well, insofar as breaking mechanics.
No, like they say they got the breaking mechanics down and just which, where are your the leg's going to be which leg entanglement are you going to choose which one's the best obviously it's not doa it's not outside ashi um and not just regular ashi either that one's no basic backside 50 50 is pretty good right when you go go because i hear from backside 50 50 coming in from k guard right yeah i hear like from my guys i'm not like the biggest leg locker but i pay attention to my guys and they're saying that the entry into backside 50 50 is awesome but you don't really generally get the tap there you there's going to be some kind of scramble and some kind of spin. You can, but the guy can high leg over.
If you trap the far leg, the secondary leg,
then you can get finishes belly down with it,
which is why it's a good position.
But a good guy is always going to limp leg and strip the grip,
which is why I believe that probably the best position
in terms of not having the guy come forward and crush you or hit you
and strong catastrophic breaking mechanics is probably Krashi Garami, your guy's honey hole. So that's still the best.
Double trouble. Yeah.
So you feed the one leg across, the legs are split, so you have an Achilles lock here, and then you dig for the heel, and then you go in and lock up. It's still the best.
But my highest percentage finish is that position, but with the leg fed on the outside for the outside heel hook. That's like Z-lock-ish, right? Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, because Z-lock is basically double travel with the outside heel hook. Correct.
And instead of triangling your legs, stomping on the inside. Yeah, you can go foot to foot.
Is that what you guys call it, foot to foot? Yeah. That's like game-changer right there and that right there just a straight ankle lock is the most powerful straight ankle lock from that position right there with it with it on the outside oh no the the secondary leg yeah that's straight ankle lock and the aoki yeah yeah strong as well how crazy are a aoki's aoki's are a lot like dead orchards where in the the first time I seen a aoki's from Shinya Aoki, it seemed like he was going for just a straight ankle lock.
But dude, I forget his opponent was, but his foot almost slipped out. So it looked like a straight ankle lock that he almost pulled his foot out, but it got caught and twisted.
It gives you the rotation. Yeah, and everyone thought, maybe not everyone, but I thought, oh, that's one of those freak things that you don't actually plan for it or set up for it.
It just happens. Sometimes they pull out of ankle locks.
Sometimes, like an omoplata, sometimes when they try to pull out their omoplata, it gets caught and they tap an arm bar. It's not like you set it up.
It's like a freak thing. They try to get out, but it got caught, and then they tap.
So that's what i thought the aoki was but it turns out fuck no that's it seems like the aoki is is top two leg lock finishes in the grappling world today it's just people get because it's so good to to counter with them correct yeah no you get you get you get good finishes with aokis what's an oki it's an ankle lock but when they slip their their their their heel out it's still, it's like you're going for an ankle lock, and they almost pull out their leg, and then it turns into a heel hook. So it's half ankle lock, half heel hook.
Huge. It's like the most powerful shit right now.
It's not mechanically as strong as a heel hook, though, because when you go for heel hooks, you're physically bridging your hip into the knee. Yeah.
Whereas with Aoki's, the knee is turned out, so you're not bridging into the knee in a way to break it. Yeah.
Whereas with, like, an inverted heel hook, for example, you have a good, strong connection. You have a good, strong connection, but when you go to bridge, you see, like, you see how he's not bridging into the hip? Yeah.
So with a heel hook, you're bridging directly into the hip. So it's the full extension of your body into the knee.
So the upper leg is pinned through the leg position. And then your dripping position is what's manipulating the foot.
And scroll down a little bit, Jamie. And look at the guy on the – that one on the right, the one you had, the big one on the right.
Now we can't see it on the right. That one right there.
Can you blow that up? And the dude doing the Aoki lock, his right leg the the way I think people are calling that a shadow hook or whatever Silverado he's a catch wrestler Brazilian catch rusher showed me that when I was a white belt remember he used to do that he used to do that and I thought like ah this I this is nothing so I always I never really fucked with it but now it's back strong like Helena K Crivar is doing this exact thing. This is like her main move Silverado had a lot of Jean LaBelle stuff Yeah, it was a catch wrestling a lot of that.
This is a great position because Like with the guy who's attacking his right leg usually the guy's trying to peel it off the hip Yeah, so when you peel it off the hip that butterfly hook comes in, and then normally you would throw that left leg over, so now you can't step over the... You can't disengage the legs as easy.
And, dude putting his right leg there, if he put it... Traditionally, you'd put it on the hip, you could get countered with a aoki.
So that's huge. Like a regular ashi, everyone's...
Like, I got guys that just let dudes put them in ashi so they could take that foot and and it's a whole it's a game changer and also because the right foot is on the inside position it makes it hard for the guy in defense the the defensive guy yeah to push forward into you yes it's hard for him to come forward because the aoki you have to push into the lock yeah put your foot deeper to boot it um but the butterfly hook stops it the butterfly actually stops you from pushing the foot in deeper yeah, the guy who There was I don't know. I think the first guy to really really master it was the Polish guy so What's his name he find he's he he armbarred Gary Tonin that guy.
What's his name? Matias? Yeah, but she's in ski that guy that guy Yeah, everyone talks about him. I've never trained with him, but apparently he was like he works And he just been breaking everything exactly so and he was doing his legs just like that You know it was aoki with that leg entanglement.
We were calling it the Polish aoki. Yeah, you know, and he's a.
Well, it's difficult because the butterfly hook doesn't allow you to stack.
He doesn't allow you to come forward and push your foot deeper.
I'd never forget Silverado showing me that as a white belt.
And I'm thinking, really?
Ken Shamrock puts his leg up here.
Why would you do that?
I was like learning shit off Ken Shamrock.
I got into toe holds as a white belt because Ken Shamrock had this instructional where he's in jeans and no shirt he's all tanned and yoke he looked like a chippendales guy and he's with some japanese guy and he's going over told like standing over a guy's guard and grabbing the foot and doing a toehold i'm like whoa what is he doing with the foot and i could never get on top of. I was always, I pulled, I've taken down one person my whole life, and that was in wrestling.
I had one wrestling takedown. I had one wrestling, I wrestled two years, got one takedown.
Because I was afraid to break my teeth. Everyone's missing teeth.
I didn't want to shoot. I go, you shoot and I'll sprawl.
I'm like, you shoot and I'll sprawl. I got a good front headlock.
I got a good front headlock. But I can't have zero takedowns.
Unless it's a dude that doesn't wrestle. Like when I would, I got in a couple street fights here and I was never, I was always a pussy growing up.
I was never a tough guy. But every now and then, you know, I wrestled and I never looked at wrestling as a martial art.
I looked at his pussy fighting. I go, dude, I'm not a fighter.
No one thinks I'm a fighter. I don't have a reputation to uphold, but if anybody fucks with me, I'm going to double-leg him and just hold him until the principal breaks his side.
You know what I mean? I was like, dude, I was grounding and pounding in ninth grade. I would take dudes out.
I fought this one soccer player. His name was Cesar.
He was talking a lot of shit. And I go, dude, he'll probably kick my ass, but he can't stop my takedown because this dude don't't wrestle, so I'd take him down, and I would just get side control and barely punch his stomach and wait for someone to pull me off.
I mean, I survived. And then when I saw Hoist fighting UFC 2, I'm like, you can fight on the ground and not be a pussy? That's why I joined jiu-jitsu.
I'm like, oh, my God, this is my shit. I thought fighting on the ground was pussy fighting.
It's accepted respected and that's okay that's that's what got me into jiu-jitsu change the game here we go olberg here we go olberg yan bohovic dude i'm gonna dude we i scheduled this i thought it was gonna be at one and and i gotta get out of here like in ten minutes oh no worries let's see what happens in ten minutes my flight flight got pushed, Eddie. It's at 8 now.
Oh, it got pushed?
I got mine is at 7.
Here you go. Make sure it's on time
though.
Bohobich is
42, but it's a Polish 42.
That's different genetics, bro.
Is that older or younger?
Old school Viking genetics. So if you're a Polish
42, are you older
or are you younger? What do you say? I don't know. Those shoulders are every bit of 42.
Yeah, well, we'll see. We'll see.
We'll see. Look what happened with Yuri.
Yuri got his shoulders fixed. No problem at all.
He looked great. He looked amazing.
But then Johnny Walker has shoulders fixed. Yeah, but that's a lot of damage, too.
Johnny Walker's been KO'd so many times. It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg.
He beat Ouzdemir, but before that, he really hadn't fought anybody. Well, this is a world champion.
You're fighting a world champion. And a guy who's real determined to get back to the belt.
You've got to realize he had a draw with onkolaev almost won the title there
real close to beating perera real close fight beat izzy you know he's still a monster even though he's 42 savage and he wins this one he's right there hard low kick by yon he's right there for the title shot yes well he's always the guy that people forget about in this division one big win over olberg he's right back in the hunt and he would be a logical guy to fight next after uh either live and pereira there's a story for either one yeah both of them and clive majorly because there's a draw yeah he's fucking dangerous too i mean that power is the last thing to go and Jan's got ridiculous power. Remember that rock hold KO?
Like, jeez. That was like a murder.
Bro, how about the fucking
Dominic Reyes one? He like ran up to him
after he was already down, like with a running
start. Yeah.
Boom. With a second punch.
You remember when he kicked Dominic
Reyes in the body? You see his whole foot
on Reyes' body?
He's such a hard dude.
Ooh. Solid
jab. Holberg definitely has a speed
advantage. Mm-hmm.
and you can see it. on Reyes' body.
He's such a hard dude. Ooh.
Solid jab. Olberg definitely has a speed advantage.
Mm-hmm. He does, but Bohovich has a massive experience advantage.
Massive. Check that.
And him with a hard low kick, too. And he has that Rottweiler head.
Mm-hmm. Remember when he went shin to shin with Ankaliev? Just fucked his legs up? He's like, let's see who's got the harder shins.
Him and Ankalayev are just tough fucking humans, man.
There's so many tough guys in this division.
I mean, Yuri would be the champion if it wasn't for Alex.
There's so many good guys.
That Yuri fight with Jamal Hill was crazy.
Racket's no punk either.
Oh, no. But, you know, Yuri KO'd him.
Yeah. Uncle I have beat him
in a decision in his last fight.
Jan looks good, though.
He doesn't look like he's 42.
He looks like a legit contender.
It's just so much experience,
you know, and he's so good at pacing himself and staying calm. Remember, it's only three rounds, too.
That's true. But that, Olberg's first fight was three rounds as well.
You know, the Kennedy fight. Yeah.
I mean, this is a big step up, man. Big step up.
Oh, high kick. Oh, they announced Roundtree and Hill.
Oh, when's that? I'm not sure. Soon.
Oh, that's exciting. That's a great fight.
That is a great fight. He just went shin to shin with Olberg.
I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. And usually I'm like, oh, really? I'm like, who's your cousin? She's all, uh, Hill? Jamal Hill? I'm like, oh, fuck yeah.
She's a badass girl. April 26th, Kansas City.
Oh, shit. That Kansas City car is tasty.
Mmm. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally.
Ooh. Jan's winning the Battle of the Low Kicks.
He's checking Olberg's. Olberg's not landing, is he? No.
He's landing a few now. There's a good one.
Shin to shin. Nothing's tasting that Miami car coming up, though.
Ooh, that Miami car is good. That's a fucking treat.
Ooh, that's good. Yair and Pitbull.
Ooh. I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN+, I'm going to lose my shit.
And John Silva versus Bryce. Not Pitbull from Bellator.
Yes. Yes.
He's with the UFC now. Oh, shit.
With A.R. Rodriguez.
On the main card. They bumped up the main card.
They don't have a picture of him. That's outrageous.
Get a picture.
Bellator wouldn't send it.
That's crazy.
Have him pose.
Take your own pictures.
Have him pose for a picture.
Jesus Christ.
Take a selfie on your fucking cell phone.
The fuck?
Take your shirt off.
Have your girl done.
Send it in.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll black out the background.
Oh, good job by Oberg.
I gotta get out.
You leaving, dog?
You're out?
Love you, man.
Love you.
Thank you, man.
Gordon, great hanging.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
See you soon.
Good to see you, my brother.
Love you, man.
Love you, too, man.
See you.
Did your son play tomorrow, Eddie?
Yep.
I'll be there, too.
I'll see you, man.
See you, brother.
Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet.
Like, my kid's only nine, so we've been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick. He has everything, backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat.
He loves being a dad. Yeah, we always run to each other at the baseball fields.
It's awesome to see. Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time, like, two weeks ago.
Oh, that's crazy. I was like, that's Uncle Eddie.
I'm like, like uncle who the fuck's uncle eddie right there it's your uncle this is boring ass commercials come on so brutal let's go let's go you see bare knuckle fighting is gonna fights. They're going to have fights with skates on.
On ice, yeah. Bare-knuckle boxing with hockey, skates on.
I don't know. Gimmick.
There's some weird shit, man. That's a gimmick.
They have car jiu-jitsu now. I've seen that in Russia.
Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in car jiu-jitsu? Brian Cowan? Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian.
They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do car jiu-jitsu. And Brian goes, like, seriously? And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? Brian's like, no.
He's like, I'm not gonna fucking go get shopping car jiu-jitsu. You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt.
It's so ridiculous. You know what the fuck you do to me with a seat belt? That's so ridiculous.
It would be funny. You'd be talking shit while you tie him up.
Yeah, it'd be funny. Here we go, round two.
That first round's hard to score, huh? Yeah. Did I give it to Jan? I think I'd give it to Jan.
Jan looked like he got the best of it.
Ooh.
Swing and a miss.
How's that shoulder?
We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him.
He's fighting a vet at this level.
He looks good.
He's a fast motherfucker.
That takedown feint really got a reaction. Yeah, it did.
Big time.
Great feint.
But he's not really a wrestler.
Fuck, no.
Ooh.
Jan's looking for bombs.
Those blood kicks are going to be a problem if you didn't start checking them. God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? What a nightmare matchup.
Yeah, just too big. Too big.
But Izzy also tried to do 205 with no weight gain. He just tried to weigh what he weighs.
He cut less. I don't think he cut anything.
I don't think he cut. He just chucked in.
But if they would have gave, like, I mean, Grant, do you want to fight for the title? If they would have gave him, like, Yuri or someone, that'd be a funner matchup. Oh, that'd be crazy.
Yuri, Izzy, it's fun. Yeah, that's dangerous.
Well, Jan wants it 240. Yuri looks so good in the Jamal Hill fight.
He's turned a corner. He's a different guy now.
He's one of my favorites.
Oh, one of my favorites for sure.
Guaranteed fireworks when that guy fights.
Oh, he landed that right hand.
Guaranteed fireworks when Yuri fights.
Non-stop action.
Just such a fucking warrior.
And so, like, dedicated to the way, you know?
He's an interesting cat.
Thin for light heavy. Oh! Big shots there.
Jan's starting to the way. He's an interesting cat.
Thin for light heavy.
Big shot there.
Jan's starting to land now.
That knee of the body is legit.
Interesting.
Alberg favored. That's interesting.
It was right off the feint too.
He feinted the takedown and went right to the collar.
Right to the tie clench.
He's a little lighter on his feet this round. He's hitting the legs a lot, too.
In this round, for sure. That inside low kick.
Just slapping. When Yon's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage.
It's thudding. See that one right there? That was painful.
It's changing his position? Yeah, that was painful. Yeah.
That was a hard one. Well, Jan, you know, had a Muay Thai career before MMA.
He's a legit Muay Thai fighter. Slightly lighter.
He was, like, fighting at 200, I think. Dude, you look into Ankle Ive's background.
That motherfucker's never lost in anything. Well, he lost to Paul Craig.
It's true. I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background.
It's like, Jesus. And even that fight, he was winning that fight.
He just slept on the triangle and got wrapped up with, I think it was like two seconds to go or something crazy like that. One second to go.
That's so brutal. That's so brutal because you know he can hang in for one second.
Yeah. Especially if you hear the...
Even if you go to sleep. If you hear the claps for ten seconds.
Yeah. It's like, just pass out at that point.
It must have been tight. Yeah, ride it out, man.
It's like Chael and Anderson.
You're like, what the fuck are you doing?
Dominating for four rounds.
I know.
That's the craziest one. That's wild.
That's just self-sabotage.
And that's just Anderson coming in with a broken rib.
Mm-hmm.
Olberg definitely seems like he's landing more this round.
But the damaging shots are Bohovich. They scored damage, number one.
But, you know, Oberg is scoring more. Like those jabs right there.
Jan's just having a hard time closing the distance. And this is only round two.
Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against against Molly it's been all decisions again Molly retired too that makes sense there's a certain skill gap you can't bridge there's not enough hours in the day not enough time in your life you're older, you're in your your life. You're older.
You're in your late 30s. Yeah.
I don't know how old she is, but she's in her 30s for sure. It's like some of them, they just get to a point.
Jalen Turner was crazy because he said when he beat up Bobby Green, like after that, he lost his appetite for fighting. That was that one with a real late stoppage.
That was in Austin. That was bad.
That was a bad one. You say he knew then, right? It was kind of over.
I don't want to hurt anybody anymore. I don't want to do that.
I get it. I mean, he liked Bobby Green, too.
They were friends. I get it.
So to put it on your friend like that, and then all the unnecessary punches, the referee should have stopped that fight quite a bit. That was where he was already out, right? Yeah.
He was just getting tagged. I don't remember who reffed that fight, but that was a bad
one. Yeah, he was like belly
down, right? Uh-huh. Just getting fucking...
Just hammered.
Just smashed.
Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed
his name to King. So he's like, fuck that.
Call me Bobby now. He's going back to Bobby.
Is he?
Yeah. For real? Yeah, he's like,
I'm changing it back to Bobby.
That's hilarious. He's 0-3 since he changed
the King. That wheel kick? Wow.
Oh my goodness. Mauricio Rufi is dangerous.
Bro, trouble. He's like a giant Conner.
Yeah, that's exactly it. He really is.
He moves like Conner. He's got that kind of style.
And that style, cardio-wise, in the third round, you're so explosive. You just can't run at that high gear for three rounds.
Exactly. It's so fast twitch based.
It's not a good style for longevity
unless you're real sparing
with your attacks and you have to have complete
control. So if a guy mauls you
and just comes at you with a lot of combinations
and hits you with a pace, it's hard.
Yeah, they catch up. You get a grappler, can avoid
the big shots.
In the third round, you're fucked. And obviously, that
weight class is filled with talent. There's so much talent there.
I was discussing one guy. I won't say who it is.
He's coming back to the UFC, and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC.
There's no cakewalks. There used to be cakewalks.
There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. There's really not that, with the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of.
Zero fights in the UFC are super fucking dangerous. That's what's crazy.
Zero fights, and they come in at a world-class level. And they're like well-rounded at everything.
Especially these motherfuckers from Russia. Yeah.
There's so many Dagestan guys that are coming in.
And they're like, good Lord.
They're so dangerous.
There's no gimme fights anymore.
No.
Oberg seems to be outpointing him here.
A little more active.
Yeah, like right there.
Definitely still speed advantage.
Mm-hmm.
And Jan hasn't landed any big shots to the head. Like the big one that's going to really change the course of the fight.
No, he looks a little slower. But he's just dealing with a very tall, fast dude.
It's going to get weird for Jan. He loses this one.
You're off two years. Mm-hmm.
The division in the state, it's in. It's tough, man.
Well, we'll see. There's still three minutes.
Fucking crazy is MMA.
It's like Al Kvoganovsky before he lost those two.
He was like,
there's arguing.
He's the pound for pound.
Number one.
He was on the like number two.
And then three months later,
he's not even on the list.
Yep.
Leon Edwards.
Yep.
Before he lost Bilal was,
I think number five pound for pound.
Now he's not,
not even on the list.
Crazy.
This one,
you're kind of fucked.
MMA is wild,
man.
Yeah.
I'm with another good,
strong low kick.
Thank you. five pound for pound.
Now he's not even on the list. Crazy.
He uses this one, you're kind of fucked. MMA's wild, man.
Yeah, I'm with another good, strong low kick.
But he needs more than that.
He needs some head shots.
He needs to get the judge's attention.
I wonder what the live odds are right now.
Olberg, for sure.
Gotta be Olberg, right?
Just from a volume perspective.
Yeah.
Just active.
He looks like he's going to spin.
That was close.
He's heavily bladed.
Good left hook right hand.
Olberg's starting to sit down those punches now.
Is it?
Interesting. Yeah.
1.4, 1.60. But still, Oberg's favorite.
It's just Yana's having a hard time connecting. And Oberg's not He's not slowing down.
Oberg's done such a much better job of pacing himself now. And obviously he's in better condition too.
Yes. And his distance.
Like look, he's never stopped hopping around. It's fucking tough to take two years off and then you jump in with a killer.
He's ranked number six, man. It's not easy.
Especially a young dude, all hungry. Yann's still trying to fucking watch out.
It's like Gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. It's fucking tough, man.
Good kick. Sean Brady's favorite.
Is he? Yeah, Sean Brady's favorite. Over four and a half rounds, it's also favorite.
Yes. Interesting.
Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the card for you. It'd be tough for Brady to stop, Leon.
Yeah, very tough. It's going to be interesting to see how he fares on the feet because Leon's such a technician on the feet.
He's such a sniper. But he's also going to be super wary about the takedown.
But he's been trying to take people down to kind of prove a point, like he did with Kamaru. Yeah.
I hope he doesn't try to do that with Sean. Bad idea.
Yeah, it's a different level. And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round.
His cardio's insane. Yeah, he's very fit.
Olberg seems to be walking away from it. Olberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though.
No.
But it puts him in the top.
For sure. It puts him in the heat.
Yeah, top five.
He just hasn't done anything, like, real spectacular.
Holberg, just aware of Roundtree and Jamal Hill would be fun.
Jan's still pushing, though, man.
He's going after him.
Good low kicks there. He's, like, just out of range every time.
Good low kicks there Oh oh oh Oh he clipped him With that left hand Yeah Jan can't get his range Good fight Solid fight They're just yelling at each other Fucking Warriors Just fucking Guys being guys Yeah Just a couple of bros Just a couple of bros. Just a couple of bros.
Fist fight and shout at each other. Yeah, I think Olberg probably got that decision.
Yeah. Slight decision.
I'm very interested to see how Sean deals with the stand-up. You know, because Sean's stand-up has come a long way, but there's levels.
Big, big difference. Yeah.
But then there's a big difference on the feet, too, right? So it's all about who and their will, right? Right. Well, if Sean can get him down early like Bilal did, it would be a big thing.
And Bilal set the blueprint. Yes.
Constant pressure. Yep.
But I do think you have to take into consideration the fact that that was a 5 a.m. fight, which is just nuts.
It sucks, but you're pros. I just gotta go, man.
How crazy is that? Everybody in the audience has been drunk since it's 2 in the morning. It's tough.
They're all exhausted. They're fucking filled with beer.
There's people sleeping. They must be so exhausted.
I can't imagine going to see a fight that the main event starts at 5 in the morning.
I think the main event was like 6 in the morning.
Yeah, that's rough.
It's ridiculous.
It's terrible.
Just do it this way.
Just have the fights on early.
That was a pay-per-view, right?
Yeah.
That's why.
Yeah, but still, have a pay-per-view at 3 in the afternoon.
Who cares?
I prefer it.
Yeah, who cares? It's Saturday. It's Saturday.
People will still buy itper-view three in the afternoon who cares i prefer it yeah who cares
my night's free yeah it's saturday people will still buy it they watch football in the day true
why wouldn't they watch a big fight during the day just let them know in advance it's 3 p.m start the only one who can play here we go aspen all 29-28
Carlos
Yep
Yep
It's going to get dicey for you on now. Good decision.
Yeah, hard road for him. Yeah, sports, man.
You know? I mean, two years off, not really a tune-up fight, tough fight. Fuck, no.
There's no tune-up fights. That's what I'm saying.
The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore. That's what's crazy because boxing, I think, has it right.
When a guy hasn't been fighting for a while, give him some fucking... Shake off the dust.
Give him a guy you don't know. Number 30 guy right out of Tijuana.
Pop, pop. The UFC doesn't have that.
Yeah, I know. You've got to be ready to go.
Yeah, and they don't have managers that set their fighter up for victory either. Like on the undercards.
Now you're going to face a brawler. Now you're going to face a short guy, Bob's in a weave.
Now you're going to face a tall guy. Yeah.
By the time a guy gets to a championship level in boxing, they've been tried and tested. It's very systematic.
UFC's not like that. I know.
Did you see the Lamont Roach-Gervonta Davis fight? Yes. Ooh.
I had Lamont Roach, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, especially with that knockdown. Yeah.
That's a real knockdown. Wow.
You take a knee, that's a 10-8 round. And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye.
I'm like, I don't give a fuck. You took a knee? Yeah, you took a knee.
You know the rules. That's the rules.
That's the rules. Them the rules.
And they didn't have the replay ready, so they didn't look at the box is so corrupt dude it's a little bit but danigan involved in it might help it perhaps yeah yeah or you know you know can't change the tiger stripes well it's gonna you see their pay structure it's also far way out from getting done because guys are in a contract that pay structure legit though yeah was it legit yeah that's the i mean pretty sure it's legit but that actually helps boxing overall nice so that the top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with 40 50 million dollar paydays but the middle guys that can grow box and that's where that's what what it's going to do right but if you want to get the top guys, you're going to have to pay them. Correct.
On that pay structure,
you ain't getting any of the big fish.
Yeah, you're not.
They're not.
Obviously, they got Canelo
to get away from the Jake Paul fight, right?
Like, Canelo was going to fight Jake Paul,
which would have been crazy.
Wow.
And then they said,
no, no, no, no, no.
Turkey came along and said,
listen, open up the fucking case
from Pulp Fiction.
Yeah.
Look at all the gold. That dude got all the do got all the money huh they got so much money they can do whatever they want they could just throw money at the sport it's good and bad we get the fights you want to see but that's also you know it's good there's some darkness the fights you want to see is what's most important for the fans and they're putting shit together you know they made Jared Anderson fight Bricoli yeah there's a lot of fights that people didn't want you know which is like Jared Anderson that was another example like young undefeated heavyweight on his way up and everyone was like don't take that fight yeah you're not ready for that fight and then they offered him up pile of loot he don't say less and he got beat up yeah and then Bicoli getting stopped by Joseph Parker coming in fat with no No notice at all nothing.
Look like he was totally out of shape or notice something crazy. Yeah Yeah, cool super short notice.
Yeah crazy crazy fight. I Was looking forward to that fight But Bacoli you got to give him a camp like you can't like he's not ready and but Joseph Parker looks really fucking good right now, now that's my boy he's like reinvented he's such a good guy do you know him at all no he's awesome that's cool yeah that dubois guy though holy man went the way he took out anthony joshua no you know jake wants to fight anthony joshua now said he wants to fight anthony joshua in 2026 and the haters online like yeah do it well they're like what about now yeah like what What about fight him now? He's like, no, I want Anthony Joshua in 2026.
And the haters online are like, yeah, do it.
Well, they're like, what about now? They're like, what about fight him now? He's like, no, I want to wait until 2026. Like, okay.
Put on weight? Put on all the steroids, every steroid they have. Snake venom, scorpion venom.
Oh, by the way, Rallo reached out to me, John Rallo, my boy, and he, him and his buddy Teemo actually own a company, he was telling me, that sells this blue scorpion shit.
They're involved with a blue scorpion venom company he said he gave it to Matt Sarah it really helped him so he wants to hook you up Frank Miri says on it shit yeah so I'm already hooked up with it. He wants to get you some, Gordon.
I'll have some.
All right.
I'll have him send you some.
I'll take some, too.
We'll see what happens.
I'm going to start slow.
I'm going to find out if I get poisoned.
Yeah, just...
What the fuck are we doing?
Are we drinking venom from Scorpion?
That is weird.
That's weird.
He's got the dopest tattoos.
Yeah, his tattoos are good.
Brady, that Japanese on the back. He's such a fucking gorilla when he gets people to the ground.
Look at the size of his back. Those muscles in his back.
There's muscles that aren't supposed to be there. They're so dense.
It's weird when you see him walk. That's why he's so fucking strong.
Oh, yeah. It's all squeeze muscles you know are you still fucking with uh the creatine gummies joe oh yeah i love them and do you feel so because uh i looked in uh to creatine gummies and i heard when they bake the gummies it like takes away the potency of the creatine yeah so when you think you're getting five milligrams you're not oh interesting i did not know that yeah i feel great though, but I'm not taking five milligrams.
I'm taking like 30 Yeah, I'm up to 20 like 10 gummies at a time. Yeah I wonder I wonder I'll try I'll try like regular creatine see if I yes He knows the difference because one of the things that's really big is if I have a night where I don't get any sleep That's's a big factor.
And then there's been studies done on improving cognitive performance when
you're sleep deprived with,
with creatine,
like no,
no loss in cognitive performance.
That's wild.
That's wild.
It's like one of the only things that I could even think of.
Cause even caffeine,
like you're awake,
but you're still,
you're still out of it.
A little goofy.
No,
that methylene blue and creatine is,
that's all I do and then scorpion
venom scorpion venom every peptide in the book name a peptide feel great well dude you're crazy strong right now that thing that you did where you were uh holding what was the amount of weight you were lifting what was that three deadlift 315 for where you guys were holding it.
Who could hold the longest?
It's me, Thor, and my boy... was the amount of weight you were lifting what was that three deadlift 315 for 15 where you guys
were holding it for you could hold the longest it's me thor and my boy uh hooper who's also a strong man and how much time did those guys hold it for uh i think it was like 47 seconds and then thor was like 58 seconds and what'd you get a minute something that's nuts nuts that's nuts that you're technically stronger than the mountain.
That's bananas, dude. Wow.
That's crazy strong. Yeah.
You must feel like a fucking beast right now. Yeah, pretty beastly.
Science is amazing. As long as I was ready to fight that guy in the plane, I'm like, what'd you say? That guy.
I gotta use his power for something. These were so silly.
Oh, so silly. I did a lift with uh with mitchell hooper and flex lewis oh dragon slayer and uh in vegas and i was like like in a camp for something like one of the strongest i'd ever been and it was just like a complete embarrassment yeah mitchell's uh mitchell's a special guy man because he's one of themen, and he has a personality.
He's such a good dude. And he's not that big.
No, he's not preposterous. I was just sitting down eating food, and they asked me to do it.
I didn't even want to do it. How much does that guy have a fighter's nose? Yeah, his nose is fine.
That nose is flattened and twisted and torqued to the side. Like when he's looking at you head on, it's like his nose is taking a hard right.
Yeah, I want to challenge those guys to 225. That's my shit.
That's why I want to challenge them. Hold 225? Bench press 225.
Oh, as many times as possible? Because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago.
And he's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, right now.
Like, we're in the middle of a photo show. I'm like, I ain't doing it right now.
And I was like, let's wait to after. But we'll do 225, 315, 225.
And see who can do the most. And we'll just combine it.
What's his record of 225? I think he said, like, 30-something. What can you do? 40.
Really? At? At 225? That's so crazy. That's fucking nuts.
That's so crazy. My strongest ever.
I was like 225. I weighed like 225 and I did 27.
That's impressive. Jesus Christ.
That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225.
I usually get at least 20 something the first time. I do 315 for five and I do 225 for again 20 something.
So I go bam bam every Monday but when you max out you can get to 40 yeah if I do just one I can do 40 that's so nuts probably almost a 500 pound bench press pretty close but it's all I train it's all I like to do yeah that's my workout just bench yeah almost such a meathead these days it's bench deadlift than pull-ups that's all I do I'm in a gym for an hour I usually do like five sets of 20 but like good 20 pull-ups straight arm straight arm like proper for a big guy like what do you weigh like 250 by 240 something Jesus Christ that's a lot of weight I'm so fucking strong right now. That's nuts, dude.
Science is amazing.
Yeah. I wish I was this strong.
It's the scorpion venom. It must be.
Look at Leon Edwards. He looks hyped.
Here we go.
It's the proper time for Leon 2 right now.
You know?
Yeah.
Here we go. Well, he probably wants revenge after that Bilal fight.
You know, that was a bad fight for him. That was a tough night.
He just didn't seem into it either, right? Like something was off. Well, it's fucking 5 o'clock in the morning.
True. I mean, how? How can you fight at your best when you're up all night? But he's the champ like why wouldn't you set up so the champs in ideal conditions i keep like crazy i get it if bala was a champ coming over there you're like he'll fight in london but has to be at 5 a.m right that makes sense when you're the champ in your hometown why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m i don't know the whole thing is crazy the whole just the idea of getting people to fight at that time but there's also a lot of X factors we don't know behind the scenes.
Like UFC is like, first of all, TV right deal. Only time we could do it with the broadcast.
But how is that possible? Only time we get the arena. Who knows? CSPN Plus.
They could just always have it on. Anytime.
But it can't be that easy where UFC just decides. I bet there's some other X factors that go into it.
It has to be. There has to be.
Pay-per-view buys in America are bigger than everywhere else. It has to be that.
they it has to be the people are used to buying it at you know seven o'clock at night yeah it has to be that's the only thing that makes sense but it's even seven o'clock at night that means you know when you're on the west coast like the the main card doesn't start until 7 p.m on the east coast is 10 p.m 10 tough 10's late super late yeah main event it's not on until like night? 1.30 sometimes. Fuck off.m.
on the east coast is 10 p.m. 10 tough 10's late super late yeah main event is not on until midnight 130 sometimes yeah because sometimes it's a four-hour card yeah here we go leon rocky
edwards how old's leon now 35 yeah has to be 34 35 jamie how old's leon losing his hair in the back
he's been losing his hair but he should shave that shit yeah 33 33 wow okay still in his prime
Thank you. be 34 35 jamie how old's leon losing his hair in the back he's been losing his hair but he should shave that shit yeah 33 33 wow okay still on his prime 32 and 33 here we go see bruce buffer's suit tonight what is it he's looking fucking snazzy this is a fucking bruce has the best suits he must have a warehouse filled with them too because he He's a new one for everybody.
Yeah, he's a sponsor. Look at this thing.
Ah, look at that thing. Oh, fuck, yeah.
Who's better than that guy? Can you imagine UFC without Bruce Buffer? Nope. Like, what the fuck are we going to do? When you have a main card, I want to see his head looking like a grape.
Yeah. When he's screaming, it's time! That's how he's going to stroke out one day.
He's going gonna be like 80 years old someday That's a proper way to go too Fuck yeah On his shield Fuck yeah Cards go fly in the air Just a slight delay And they just wheel them off The whole audience gives it like a fucking 10 count That'd be sick dude ADCC 2022 He had like another event that he had to do And like ADCC Like the scheduling wasn't perfect So he was a little bit late and I was trying to convince Joe to go out and I'm like dude just announce me it'll be fine I've never announced anybody in a fight I've only done it at weigh-ins I'd be terrified to fuck someone's name up that's not my cup of tea tea. Well, he fucks names up sometimes.
That'd be easy. When he fucks up, I'm like, fuck.
I know. That's your only job.
Some of those names are fucking hard. My biggest anxiety at the UFC is getting the names right at the wingings.
Just like some of them. Those undercards when it's like a Dagestani fighter we're not familiar with.
Oh, yeah. It's not happening.
And I have to the people in the in the back They say it to me in my ear might say it again, and then I write it out phonetically like he wants key
Yeah, like you have these weird names you have to like spell it out the way it sounds
See me like this is like season Z's in there that don't make any sense like what's that doing there?
What's this fucking silent X?
Kudos to you like you and GFL or game bread like you want to go in the in the octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name like it's probably probably not my cup of tea man let me look at the roster here we go i'm pumped for this one here we fucking go yeah it's a great fight and leon in london he's gonna be fired up you would hope fuck yeah how could he not be the whole audience is gonna be for him headshot dead look at me now look at me now what a speech that was that was one of the greatest moments ever that head kick in the fifth round fight he Fight he's losing. And John Anik with the perfect call.
Like John Anik said, he could quit right now, but that is not the cloth from which he was cut. Bro.
Head kick. And his coach was like, come on.
Come on, Rocky. Don't let him bully you, son.
Fuck, dude. Don't let him bully you.
Wild. You ever heard it with the Rocky music? Dude.
If you ever feel like you don't want to work out, listen to that. Do that, yeah.
Woo. You get fired up.
Here we go. Sean Brady has so many tattoos.
Yeah, he's got no room left. Dude, Sean looks way stronger.
Oh, he's going to be physically stronger. Leon's going to be in for a surprise.
Because he's like, yo, he's so short. If that happens.
But, I mean, you've got to close that distance of danger with this fucking... It's also tough on them because remember he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker.
Mm-hmm. Right.
He's supposed to fight Jack, and then he switch it to a straight grappler. Well, they gave him some time, right? How much time did they give him before they switched it? Four weeks? That's it? Yeah.
Yeah, that is different What happened again in the Balal fight with Sean? He got beat up. He just got beat up.
He couldn't get him down. Here we go.
He couldn't get him down Couldn't get him down. Balal just beat the brakes off him.
Just defend the takedown and fucked his face up Sean looking to put a lot of pressure on him just like Balal did I mean Balal really gave the game plan. Uh-huh.
Oh, good kick to the body by Leon. Especially when you're orthodox and you're fighting Leon and he's got that powerful left kick that's opened up.
And he has a reach advantage. And he gets that kick to the body a few times.
You're not the same. Left hand to the body.
And look, he's got his distance down. He's got his distance down.
Showing that Philly fade. Yeah.
This is the difference is the management of the striking distance. Like, Leon is so good at that.
Yeah, Brady has to be super careful in here. Yeah, because right there.
Oh, fuck, dude. The counters, they're so crisp.
And there's no fat in them, no wasted movement. Straight down the pipe.
If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early because that's what Leon's expecting. He's got to open something up.
Yeah. But he can't stay on the outside.
You know what the difference is? Is Bilal got his respect on the feet and then started laying the takedowns, if you remember. Sean just landed a left hook there, and now they're in a clinch.
Because it can be tough to beat Leon if you're just straight grappling. This is interesting that Leon's choosing to clinch with him.
Nice knee to the body by Leon. He broke free.
He is, man. I was surprised when he took Kamaru down.
His grappling is no fucking joke. And remember in the last round he got on top of Balal and was smashing him with elbows.
Remember that? Cut him open. Just too little too late.
But if you remember that Balal that bluff I've watched a few times blows landing like a motherfucker on the feet yes and constant pressure a lot of pressure constant got his respect on the feet and then it opened up the takedown Sean's already cut you cut on the left eye it's just interesting that Leon is allowing the clinch.
I'm surprised.
Well, he's stuffing that underhook pretty good with that thigh pry.
I just would think that...
Oh!
Nice combination!
That's what you gotta do.
You gotta earn the respect and then the takedown will be there.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's too good.
His takedown offense is too good just to shoot.
Yeah, that's a nice combination by Sean.
That's great.
And this is five rounds, son.
Yes, sir.
Oh, another good combination by Sean. they usually always have patty on these london cards but he's on that miami card saving for miami bro that's a crazy fight him and chandler so interesting that should be bananas i love patty i love chandler too i'm surprised at how big patty is like when he fought bobby green i was like, Jesus.
He's massive, dude. He's so big for 55.
The UFC brought him up right. They brought him up the right way.
Oh, Leon caught him with the left hand there. Yeah, he did.
Leon's making it hard on the clinch. He's putting that hand super deep in the thigh, so Brady's underhook doesn't really have the ability to do anything.
And those knees to the body are nice. There's a nice straight left.
Brady's got to get him in the clinch and get the underhook and immediately move him around with it. Otherwise, he's not going to make anything happen with it.
And so far, no attempt at all at shooting. even in these positions, he's not.
Okay, now he is.
This is where strength is going to be the difference.
Yeah, let's see if he can do something here.
Yeah, because his strength is fucking beastly.
Yes.
Look at the back on that motherfucker.
I mean,
Jesus Christ.
It's like he's got a tumor. And what is he? He's like 5'7"? 5'10"? No.
Yeah, he's 5'10"? Yeah, no. No, no.
I think he's 5'10 and Leon is 6'2". Yeah.
Where does Sean walk around at? He's got to be 200 plus. Yeah, he's a big fucking bull.
I just listed at 5'9". Really? It said 5'10 and the...
Leon's 6 foot? No. That's a UFC 5'9".
Leon's taller than that. I bet you Sean Brady...
He definitely said 6'2 for Leon. Yeah.
I bet you Sean Brady in person is 5'8, 5'7.
I was 6'4 in my basketball programs, too.
Nice.
That's definitely not.
Here it goes.
Takedown.
Here we go.
He's flat.
No time, though.
Very little time.
Very little time. But at least he's on top.
He runs in the round, though, doesn't he?
Depends.
If he can get off some shots.
It's definitely.
It'd be the most action.
And he landed on the feet a little more. Mm-hmm.
That's probably one round for Brady. Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier.
See him set that up. But at least we got a takedown by Brady early, too.
Let's see. Three to go.
Don't, don't, don't. What commercials are you getting, Jamie? I have the same ZipRecruiter commercial.
I keep showing it to me. Oh, this isn't a ZipRecruiter.
This is like some four. I keep getting the same three or four commercials.
Power Whacker, Weed Whacker, Lawn fucking equipment. You never see any good car commercials anymore.
There's nothing dope out there a good commercial
Yeah for the cars again breathing heavy man, dude They used to have commercials of like Ford's carrying like Chevy's yeah, it's cool a mountain. Yeah, I'm strapped They're like talking shit.
Yeah, you don't really see it anymore They get all friendly. Oh Oh, that was a good combination.
Three-piece soda there.
Oh, it was a trip.
Yeah, nice Nice to say Here we go Oh, he's going down Oh, immediately Wow, that was dope That's not... Oh!
Oh, he's going down.
Oh, immediately. Wow, that was dope.
That was nice.
Good on Leon.
Can suck him back here.
Can suck him back and pull him between his knees.
This is a good sign that he can get this clinch early in a second like this.
That was a great takedown. Ooh.
He drags him down.
Interesting.
He's going to take him to a hit and have a nice shot by Brady.
Nice.
Nice.
Good transition.
Heavy top pressure. Needs a tight waist
Needs a strong tight waist
Leon's in trouble
He's got the back
Yep
Got his whole fucking legs tatted
Front and back
Everything
God damn
His whole asshole
He should be attacking the neck with his right hand
So he can put the second hook in
He needs to control
There you go.
There's a lot of time, too.
Yeah, a lot of time. That's a high discrepancy you can see on the...
Yeah.
That's more than two inches for sure.
Yeah, well, one of them could have no shoes on, too, though.
Yeah.
Well, I mean 5'10 to 6'2 is 4". Got the back.
But even on the ground with Belal, Leon lands. He survives down there.
He's tough to put away. He's landing some hard shots.
Well, Leon's doing a good job of stopping him from locking the body triangle. Here he's got it.
He's got it, but now he's got the outside triangle. Now this is going to be an issue.
Now he's in trouble. Leon keeps trying to turn belly down.
Sean should just take him belly down and hit him. Yeah.
It's also such a brutal thing on your spine, belly down with that body triangle. That's exhausting.
Again, three minutes of this.
There you go. Take him belly down and hit him.
There he is.
He's going to let him go.
Or come up to mount and hit him.
Yeah, Leon keeps trying to go belly down, which is kind of
crazy.
Oh, these are hard shots, man.
You can go for a rolling escape, but...
When you're a strong dude like that,
you can land some powerful strikes from a short distance like this.
These are not fun.
170's going to be interesting, though, because Shovkot's out with injury.
Is he?
Yeah.
What happened?
I forget exactly what it was, but he's not coming back soon, soon. Oh, nasty elbow.
You have Bilal. And then Brady with a win over a fucking number one contender.
Big round right here. Yeah, yeah.
If these guys could just figure out how to trap hands from the back, they'd be so much more effective. So easy with gloves on.
Oh, look at this. Look at this.
He's going to get up. He's going to at least get up to Turtle.
Maybe not.
I mean, that was just Leon's.
Leon could have got up easy from here.
He should have kept going.
Yeah.
Because Brady's left knee wasn't controlling Leon's right hip.
So there's nothing stopping him from going belly down from there.
He's going to try and isolate that arm?
He just gave up.
Yeah, he's going to look for a Kimura. He's going to look for a Kimura He's going to look for a Kimura He's looking for that hand Here it goes And his legs are open You're allowed to grab your shorts Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah, I know, isn't that weird? That's the only reason to have shorts The tights are so much better Because they can't grab you Leon should be inserting a should be inserting a butterfly hook here and looking to off-balance him out of that Kimura.
With his right foot? He's still got time. He's still got time.
He has a minute left. Brady should be using it to pass.
Yeah. Yep.
Play a dilemma between the Kimura and the pass. That way he can do damage.
He wants to lock it up There it is. Oh, there it goes Does he have to pass here? Oh? He lost it.
But now I gave him the underhook. So now he should go back to a cross face.
There he goes. But he gave up the underhook.
Now he's in mount. Full back.
Now you should flatten him out. Flatten him out and punch.
Yeah. Unless he gives you the neck.
This is big. This is big.
But he's eating eating his ass up he's chewing him up on the ground he's fucking this is the thing man people they underestimate how fucking powerful this guy is on the ground and how good and he can do this for five rounds yeah Leon's in trouble yeah yes he's in, it's actually worse now because now Leon's actually carrying his body weight.
Yep.
The first half of the round, he wasn't carrying Sean's body weight.
Now this is more exhausting than having your back taken.
And he's just getting brutalized the whole round.
Yeah.
The whole round, exhausted.
And he came into that round breathing heavy.
And now he's just gotten brutalized for the entire second round.
Yeah, Brady's just bullied his ass. round he's gonna be a lot more tired
going into the third brady is a real contender real contender kids to do that to leon edwards
is fucking huge yeah that lost a ball like everyone writes these guys off i'm like ah it's
the best thing you'd have these guys where's this guy his don't let him bully your rock the older
guy where is the back is he back there or did he fire him no yeah no way maybe that guy's busy
Talk to you. Don't let him bully your rock.
The older guy. Where is he? He's in the back.
Is he back there? Or did he fire him?
No.
Yeah.
No way.
Maybe that guy's busy.
Taught him yelling at me.
Can you imagine?
No way.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
There he is. Yeah.
He's the man.
Is that him?
No.
I'd say I'm in there in the back right. Man, not looking great for Leon.
But Leon's ass, he'll pull it out, though. He won't surprise you.
He's pulled things out before. That's for damn sure.
The Kamaru Usman fight. He just doesn't seem excited to be in there.
Well, he got mauled. I mean, he got mauled that round.
Even before that. Come on, buddy.
I don't think it's excited. I think he's fighting a fucking animal, man.
You underestimate this guy and say he's too little, and then you get in there with him, and you're like, oh, Jesus. Yeah.
He's a baby gorilla. Nice kick to the body.
Throwing kicks and shit now. Another nice kick to the body.
That's the thing about that southpaw orthodox stance. It just opens up that power kick from the outside on both guys.
Oh, nice uppercut by Leon. That was bad by Brady.
Bad entry. Oh, another one.
Another one. Good shot.
He hurt him. He hurt him with that one.
That was a big shot. Clipped him.
There's the shot again. Oh, stuff.
Nice.
Nice by Leon.
That was a long-range shot, though.
Yeah.
A little desperado there.
I think he got hurt.
He got clipped, right?
And I think he realized, like, hey, this is not a good spot for me to be in.
Ooh, excitement. Oh, look at Leon shoots.
That's crazy. That doesn't make sense.
Horrible idea. Yeah, look at this.
Drag him down. Nice.
He's got to block the elbow if he's going to go behind, though. Yeah, this is the problem.
Go for a drag. Level of grappling.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, guillotine. Nope.
He's just using it. Yeah.
They got him on top. Back, same position.
Damn, Leon, you were doing so well and you shot, dog? Crazy. Terrible idea.
I mean, just trying to prove a point, I think. If Brady pushes that knee down, he'll be in three-quarter mount.
Wow. Full mount.
Sweet. With three minutes to go.
Three and a half minutes. This is terrible.
Wow. Full mount.
Sweet.
With three minutes to go. Three and a half minutes.
This is terrible. Awful.
Especially after that second round
where you just dominated him on the ground.
The level of grappling is just so significant.
There's such
a difference.
And physical strength.
I mean, Sean is just such a fucking ape oh oh these are bad these are bad oh those are huge shots should break him to a hip really should be pulling him down to a hip to one hip one side yeah yeah it takes away the explosive ability to a hip. Brady should be pulling him down to a hip.
To one hip, one side?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It takes away the explosive ability to get up.
It's almost like he's daring him to try to get up.
Yeah.
He's behind the elbows.
I mean, Khabib would do that.
Khabib would just let guys up and carrying body weight the whole time.
Keep breaking him.
You see how he's carrying.
Brady's doing a pretty good job of keeping his knees off the floor.
Keeping the weight on him. Yeah.
Yeah. Beautiful flow.
Exhausting for Leon. Yeah.
This is incredibly tiring. Yeah.
And no moments of success. No.
Like on the ground, no moments of success. Zero.
It's all being dominated. There's no sunshine down there.
And slightly escaping to another bad position. And he kind of put himself in there with that shitty shot.
Yeah, he totally put himself in here. And he was landing shots on the feet.
I know, he had them wobble. But hey, we're still only in the third.
True. He's just got to avoid this at all costs.
Like, now you know. No more fucking around with all this.
No, his team should be like, don't, dude. He's clearly down at least two rounds.
Holy shit.
Those numbers are bad.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe three rounds, right?
What about the first?
Oh, he's down three rounds.
Yeah.
Yeah, this one's not even close.
Sean's just so dominant on the ground.
You just want to see how Sean does against like Mokachev or Shavkat, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. That would be his big test.
He's putting two hooks in. Oh, oh, Leon's getting beaten up, man.
I mean, he just can't escape. Spread the knees out.
Flatten him out. There he goes.
Flatten him out. Oh, oh, oh.
Flatten him again. Keep flattening him.
God damn. This is domination.
He has nothing to fight. Leon keeps trying to stand up head first.
He should be trying to four-point out of here.
Leon's just getting fucking hammered.
How many clean shots has he landed?
My God.
I mean, it's just constant.
Bang, bang, bang.
The crowd's like, God damn it.
Oh, even from here.
He's generating some power from here. Not a lot of time.
Let's go for a choke here. Maybe he goes for an arm bar.
Yeah, let's go for something.
I mean, here's the claps.
Grab a hold of that fucking right arm.
Leon's just waiting it out.
Sean's doing it, too.
Look at it. Sean's taking some big, deep breaths here.
He's burning off a lot of energy.
He's tired from beating his ass.
Yeah, he's exhausted from beating the shit out of him.
Domination by Sean.
I mean, Leon's got to probably stop him or get some 10-8 rounds. That was a crazy bad shot.
And just not a good decision to make against this guy. Early in the round.
And then he's eating just hammers. Don't let him bully a rock.
I mean if you're the corner, don't get taken down. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
Well, he's doing a good job stopping the takedowns in the clench. Yes.
But when he gets shot on. Then ran to the cage.
Yeah. Dean Thomas in the fucking house.
Love Dean Thomas. Yeah, he's awesome.
If Leon didn't pull off that last second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude.
You never know. It starts standing, and he landed shots in the second and the third.
He's just got to not let him take him down. He looks good, though.
He doesn't look exhausted. Yeah, I know.
But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this. No.
Nor did Bilal. No.
I think Sean's on another level now, you know? Yeah, that loss. He really talked heavily with me about his mental coaching and how much of an effect it had on.
Oh, did you have him in here? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I forget his coach. Do you remember his coach? His mental coach? Yeah.
Jamie, can you find it? Because that guy's very good. I've watched some of his stuff online.
What's the guy's background, do you know? I do not. Oh, good elbow by Sean.
Oh, Sean's teeing him up on the feet now. That's trouble.
Oh, my goodness. Sean just can't get.
Oh, there you go. There's a shot.
Good shot. What kind of mental coaching did he do? Well, you know, I'd have to have him explain it.
I don't want to butcher it, but it was all about strategies to keep him focused and on track. Brian Cain as his mental coach.
Brian Cain, peak performance. Affirmation training.
Developing custom affirmations to enforce positive talk, build confidence, mind control techniques. I mean, sometimes fighters just need a framework that they keep with them in a fight so if something goes sideways, they can get back on track.
Yeah, something to get you back to home base. Yeah, because sometimes fighters just lose their train of thought.
They lose their focus. They get into a downward spiral in their head and then they find themselves not
He's going for the guillotine. Well, especially after this look at this one hand one arm guillotine.
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. He'll need to mount him.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. He's about to tap.
Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh he's got the hands now. Oh, now he's fucked.
He's tapped. He tapped.
Wow. What a fucking monster.
Sean fucking Brady. Woo.
Holy shit. What a performance.
Dude. Shut out.
What a performance. Shut out against one of the best of all time in the division.
Former champion.
Beats his ass and submits him.
I wonder what he's asking Dana for here.
Wow. That was
impressive. But it makes sense Brady would
hire a mental coach of that because remember he's undefeated
never lost and when you get like
your ass handed to you you're like oh fuck
I'm not the end all be. When is
Bilal fighting Jack?
Is that two months? Is that two months? Yeah. Where's that at? I don't know.
See if Jamie could find it. Fucking unbelievable, man.
I'm super impressed. Montreal, UFC 315, May 10th.
Wow. I won't be there.
I don't go to Canada anymore.
I don't.
No, nor should you.
No, discipline them.
Yeah, I'd rather go to Russia.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
When they become the U.S., you never know.
That's never going to happen.
That's so crazy to ask them to be the 51st state.
I had a conversation with Trump about it. He goes, I started calling him Governor Trudeau just for fun, and a lot of people were saying
it's a good idea.
I'm like, maybe it is a good idea.
A lot of people say it.
Look at that. the 51st date i had a conversation with trump about it he goes i started calling him governor trudeau just for fun and a lot of people were saying it's a good idea like maybe it is a good idea a lot of people say look at this fucking squeeze man did you ever work with a mental coach gordon you seem pretty mentally fucking strong no i believe that confidence is built in the gym through training yeah from doing like if you hit an arm bar 10 times out of 10 times in training You're pretty confident that it's gonna work, but if you don't hit it in training, why would you be confident? Do you have? Moments in your past where you had a lap lapse of concentration, and then you realize never do that again Yes, like I'm pretty good at like analyzing mistakes And then like fixing them like for you know coming up I I would be super hot and cold.
I would beat a lot of guys, and then I'd have one disastrous match at Purple Belt or something or Brown Belt. And then I was like, everyone was always like, you're Tom or friends.
How would you beat everyone up in the gym that you can't translate it to the mat? And I was like, I don't know, man. I just, I feel like eventually I'm going to get like good.
And then, you know, I'll be good everywhere. And no one will be able to beat me in any position.
And then kind of just like going through the reps in the gym and, you know, got to a point where I was beating everyone from every position. So just you accelerated your skill set so far beyond that You just were so confident that you didn't need to Yeah, but I mean there is there definitely is like the it factor that you can't really like put your finger on like Like most guys even at the highest levels like if you give them the reason to quit they'll quit It's like you can be as technically sound as you want like even guys who are like super good technically you see a lot of jujitsu who are super good technically if they just get pushed hard and they don't have like success early on they either like crush a guy and like the first five minutes or like or they lose the match well that's why you like those no time limit fights right like the felipe fight yeah Yeah, I think I'm a lot stronger mentally than everyone I compete against, but also there's a big physical factor because of the fact that when you have like a 30-minute match for example, the most important thing is the work rate.
So if it doesn't matter how good your cardio is like how high your VO2 max is, if you're working twice as hard as I am, you're gonna get tired faster than I am.
Because I'm so much more technical, because the gap in skill is so
big between being the next best guy,
their work rate is always three, four,
five times as high as mine. They have to explode,
they have to move quickly. So it doesn't matter how
good your cardio is. Like, if I ran a mile, it
wouldn't be impressive. But because I'm so much
more efficient, the work rate is
so much higher for my opponents that they just fatigue a lot faster. Gangster.
Crazy. Yeah, crazy.
And it's crazy, too, that you lay out the blueprint of what to do. Train 365 days a year, constantly study, constantly go over positions, constantly drill things, constantly improve upon techniques, and then you put the techniques out.
And you put them out in instructionals, and people still can't fuck with it. Well, that's what everyone always talks about.
It's a lot. Everybody always talks about hard work, but the hardest work is mental work.
Like, there's a reason why guys on Wall Street make more money than guys who dig ditches. Because they work harder.
Like, it's not just physical. Like, everyone is, everyone has no problem coming in, getting a sweat, going home, being sore, stuff like that that But if you ask them to sit down and watch an hour's worth of instruction every night from it Like a Gordon Ryan instructional, which you is proven to work in competition.
Nobody wants to do that can't do it Mm-hmm. That interesting like you can give them the tools, but they won't build the house.
Yeah Like all of my like I have like 40 instructionals like hundreds of hours worth of instructionals that i do and i've referenced matches that i hit this exact technique in in competition at world level and just no one's picked up on it no one not no one at all they kind of just like grab stuff like they see me do like a move and they kind of just like get the basics of it but no one's really like in-depth studied it and like been able to perform the moves in competition it's like embarrassing for the sport that's so crazy it's so interesting that the thing that you would need is just a work ethic like everyone's just like oh he's just like a big juice head and i'm just like okay guys this makes my job easier i'm glad that we all are agreeing on this because it just makes my job so much easier. The stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? Right.
You've got to be super disciplined. Yeah, that's the thing.
But, like, what wins wars is technology and information. Like, usually a country with more technology, more access to technology and information is going to be able to win a war.
It's same thing for fighting like if you know more most of the time you're going to be able to to win more like if i'm beating these guys because i know more than they do everybody's tough everybody's strong everybody's like it's you know there's guys or even the best guys in the world are super inconsistent like they'll win two they'll lose one they'll win four they'll lose two um but when you know more than everyone in every given position it's like pretty easy what's going on you were telling me your stomach's getting better now um i can eat a little bit more um like i'm eating like better meals but uh training is training hard it's still tough like whenever my heart rate gets super high i start to get like tired from like a hard session I still get super nauseous so I can't believe no one has found a solution to that that's wild have you run your blood work through chat GPT are you done any of that or the GPT thing I gotta do that you talked to me about that the other day yeah but doctors know more about space or we know more about space than
we do the stomach like that and my issues in the small intestine which is like the hardest one to treat because like they can look at your stomach with an endoscopy and they can look at your large intestine intestine with a colonoscopy but to like figure out what the fuck's going on in your small intestine is like a completely like they just can't they can't scope it until it's hard it's crazy that it all comes from antibiotics.
Oh, yeah.
Antibiotics
fuck my life. Like they just can't they can't scope it so it's hard.
It's crazy that it all comes from antibiotics
oh, yeah
antibiotics
Fuck my life up way more than
Anything else I've ever done to myself. That's so crazy.
By far. Yeah, but you're not supposed to do them the way
You did them right you're not supposed to take antibiotics for a year. Well, so it was like
If so if you get staph and you don't treat it you just spreads and you die Yeah, so it was like I got caught in this like cycle where it was like, so if you get staph and you don't treat it, it just spreads and you die.
Yeah.
So it was like, I got caught in this cycle where it was like, I got staph, I took antibiotics, and then I'd be good for two days. Got staph, took antibiotics, got staph, took antibiotics, got staph.
So it was just like, I'd have like three days of training, and then I would just get staph again. because once my stomach started to get affected and my immune system wasn't as strong,
my body was trying to once my stomach started to get affected and my immune system wasn't as strong my stomach was trying to my body was trying to fix my stomach and then i would get staph because my immune system wasn't as strong so then i'd take antibiotics and then that would destroy my stomach make my immune system weaker and then i'd get staph again so i just got caught in this cycle and i'm sitting there like i'm not a pussy i'm not gonna stop training so it's just me training the whole time regardless of what was going on like, I'm not a pussy. I'm not going to stop training.
So it was just me training the whole time, regardless of what was going on.
Like, I would not train when I had the staff, but I wasn't going to, like, take time off and, like, try to deal with my stomach.
I was just like, fucking got to compete next month.
Goddamn.
Mental toughness can sometimes fuck you up.
Yeah.
Have you ever thought about trying, like, a long fast?
I mean, I've been forced into, like like two-week fasts. Two weeks? Yeah, like pretty much like not eating hardly anything.
I was actually, before I fought Roberto Gymnast, that one time I called the arm bar, I was in the hospital like two days before that getting IVs because I just hadn't eaten in like a week and a half, two weeks. Whoa.
I just like couldn't eat anything. That's crazy.
So obviously then that's not gonna cure it. No And the problem is is like everything is trial and error.
So it's go try this for eight weeks Fucking eight weeks is a long times and you can try it and you can't like do everything at one time Because then you don't know like like you said like I'm just threw. I don't know what's actually making me feel good.
So it's like you have to add one thing and take away one thing at a time. What about your diet? Has anything helped in that regard? I couldn't even eat red meat for a long time.
Everyone was suggesting carnivore, but my stomach just wouldn't digest it. Really? Fast food screws me up.
Steaks sometimes still mess me up. Spicy food I can't do.
Like light chicken and rice, eggs. God, what a disaster.
So very bland. Crazy.
What a fucking disaster. Crazy that you're still able to operate at such a high level with such a giant fucking problem that would really end most people's careers.
It is what it is. Everybody's got their issues.
I know, but I just can't imagine that with all the resources of the world that someone hasn't reached out just a solution yes tell me a minute you know I mean isn't it kind of crazy that you think that no one there's not one guy out there in Australia or some shit it's figured it out I mean that same issues yeah well I mean there was one the first I came on this show, a ton of people reached out. I finally found that guy who, like, first of all, when you go to a normal GI doctor, like, the guy in California did tests that none of the other GI doctors even know exist.
And I'm like, I don't know how that's possible. Like, if you ask me a question in Jiu-Jitsu, it's like, X, Y, Z.
Whereas, like, you you go to one doctor and there's no idea what the other tests were that I got ran on me by another doctor, which is just so insane. So this one guy actually ran tests and he was like, oh, all these things are wrong with you.
And now it's a question of how can we treat them? But, like, most of the doctors I went to, like all the best doctors in the U.S., just did, like, an endoscopy, like, some basic blood work. And they're like, oh, you're fine.
I'm like, I'm definitely'm definitely not fine so this other doctor that said this is what's wrong with you this is what was his solution um well it's just a bunch of things like i mean i could sit here and list for five minutes of things that are wrong with me but um it was like you know we're gonna do a lot of holistic stuff like over the counter, um, stuff like, um,
like binders to like deal with like mold, poison, toxic, uh, like, uh, uh, issues.
Um, and then a lot of like probiotics, anti like prescription antifungals, like just a combination of stuff, uh, like glue to shield.
Like you just drink it and it like coats the lining of your esophagus and your, and your
stomach.
Um, cause my big issue is with the small intestine burr,
the food and bile back up into the stomach and it just sits there.
Because the small intestines are so infected.
That's what makes you nauseous?
Yeah, so it's like you eat food, you get full fast,
and the food just sits in your stomach and just like rots in your stomach.
It doesn't filter down.
Oh, God, damn.
It's great.
Fun times.
It's basically like being seasick 24-7.
Thank you. Rots in your stomach.
It doesn't filter down. Oh It's great fun times.
It's basically like being Seasick 24 7 and what is your thoughts on competing again? Well right now we're just trying to open up this school So I've been trying to open up this damn school for like two years up in North Austin So once I get we're like right at the tail end of getting that open So once that once we get that open and up and, then I'll jump back in if I'm healthy. And there's nothing you can do differently than what you're doing now.
I do follow-ups with the guy. So, for example, it keeps evolving.
So they got that fungal issue they think under control. But because the fungal issue in the small intestines now is resolved or mostly resolved, they think, the lining of the intestines is so inflamed, like a scar basically, that you have mast cells underneath your intestinal wall.
So they're like garbage bags. So when food or stomach acid leaks through the intestinal wall and hits the mast cells, they shoot histamines back up to try to prevent it from leaking into your bloodstream.
So every time I eat food, these, my, I just get like this, like adrenaline, like adrenal response because they just shoot histamines back up into my intestine, uh, under, uh, from under my intestinal walls back into my intestines. And it just sends my body into like a state of shock so like when it was really bad i would like every time i eat a meal my heart rate would go up to like 150 and just sit there for like 30 minutes and then like your heart rate goes up and your digestive system just stops so it was like it would just send my body into like a full panic attack every time i ate a meal um and i'm like, this is sick.
And now it's gotten like a little bit better because it's starting to heal a little bit, but it's still not 100%. So it's like one problem just like evolved into another problem.
And then like because the leaky gut was so bad, like my kidneys were shutting down because I couldn't filter out all the, like that's when I like took a leave of absence or retired, whatever you want to call it. with that after i fought back in the one time when we first met like it was like leaky gut was so bad my kidneys started to start to shut down and then like my blood pressure is high have they ever tried oral BPC 157 I've been on that for like three years yeah yeah is that any effect a combination of like.
You gotta try the shop method. Whatever they tell you
the doses.
Just toss the sink at it. Just do, yeah.
I feel good. A whole bottle.
Three times as much. Let's see what happens with a whole bottle.
I'm just hoping Elon makes a cyborgs. Yeah.
I'll be ready to go. My flight's at 7.30, Joe.
All right, Doc. Let's wrap this up.
All right. Thank you, everybody.
Love you guys. Fun times.
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