#2265 - Kurt Metzger
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com
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Meet the Cosby kids. Oh my god, look at this.
The thing says, Meet the Cosby kids.
Speaker 1 Who wrote this sketch? I don't know. But what's funny is that back then that was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you is, thanks for speaking up.
Speaker 2 Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 1 How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now?
Speaker 2 Boy, SNL was funny.
Speaker 1 Oh, SNL was great when Phil Hartman was on it. The early days of SNL were amazing.
Speaker 2 Yo, was Al Franken working there when they did that?
Speaker 1 I don't know.
Speaker 2 Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something.
Speaker 1 Oh, he's not senator anymore. He got caught hugging a girl.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue MAGA, but I guess you would.
Speaker 1 Ah, he's just
Speaker 1 locked in.
Speaker 1
Hey, man. That guy's great, too.
How Franken's a great guy.
Speaker 2
No, he had a funny. One time he's on Conan.
This made me laugh so hard.
Speaker 2 He was saying
Speaker 2 how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son,
Speaker 2 my kids just did a
Speaker 2 third-grade report on bestiality.
Speaker 1 And the other kids just loved it.
Speaker 1 Like, you know, it delivers,
Speaker 1 though, that that was a preposterous sketch.
Speaker 2 Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that.
Speaker 1
I've seen it on Simpson. I bet they didn't.
I bet they didn't.
Speaker 2 I bet that's a bunch of lampoon Harvard people, right?
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 So you're like, oh, the Simpsons, how they predict the future. No,
Speaker 2
you're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. Like, you're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
It ain't psychic.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but they don't like broadcast their plans to students, undergrad students. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 What do you think a Rhodes Scholar is? That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a meaningful eye contact with.
Speaker 1 What do you mean by broadcast their plans?
Speaker 2 The plans have never been secret.
Speaker 1
Yeah, but the plans were never in the 90s or the 80s. The plans were never turn boys into girls.
Well,
Speaker 2 not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back this shit go?
Speaker 2 You know in Rome, the galleys of Kybelee? You know what that is? When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Kybelee, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E.
Speaker 2 It looks like Sibyli, but it's Kybley. Okay.
Speaker 2
And the myth behind it is insane. Like the myth story is this one God that was too horny that had both sets of organs.
So they trick him.
Speaker 2 I love like they trick him with wine and he they tie his dick to the ground and he's like
Speaker 2 come on this somebody went to church on sunday somebody went to a church and learned this tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull like through the nose and then he jumped yes yes yes exactly and then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off oh jesus i'm
Speaker 2 and um and then so he be he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle.
Speaker 2 But these gods sure sound like just LA people.
Speaker 2 Why don't the gods just sound like LA people?
Speaker 2 Okay.
Speaker 2 So my favorite.
Speaker 1 Kybley?
Speaker 2 Yeah, the eunuch priest. So my favorite writing about it is like
Speaker 2 when they celebrate Kybley, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy.
Speaker 2 And the women cut off their own breasts and the men cut off their genitals.
Speaker 2 And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, he goes, they they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.
Speaker 1 They cast her themselves as a sign of devotion to the goddess.
Speaker 2
Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know. I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways.
So then, you know,
Speaker 1 they wore saffron rose and clashed symbols together as they walked down the streets. So they were basically having like a one of those women's protests.
Speaker 2 Kybali was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, mommy says,
Speaker 2 you know, like,
Speaker 2 this is like a theme that goes through history.
Speaker 1 Well, you know what Rome, what Nero did, right?
Speaker 1 What Nero did to where he took that boy when his wife died, he found a slave that looked like his wife and chopped his dick off and turned him into his wife.
Speaker 2 Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching.
Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 And I happened to just re-watch it.
Speaker 2 And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Like, that's why I think all that the simulation talk is, is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.
Speaker 2 So, you know, like, what's the big deal with kids you could do stuff with, right? It always gets to that eventually. Well, most of you know,
Speaker 1 they say that don't have kids. Yeah.
Speaker 2 You absorb your, dude, these like middle-aged men, you know, by the way, I'm heavily invested in Hocktua coin.
Speaker 2 Let me talk about these idiots.
Speaker 1 Maybe we should talk about that because I want to know what
Speaker 1
what is going on with the MAGA coin. Here's the thing that we were talking about last night.
Yeah. The MAGA coin was worth $36 billion.
Speaker 1
Yeah. So here's Trump coin.
It's not the MAGA coin?
Speaker 1
It's just Trump. Okay, Trump coin.
So the Trump coin, I'm calling it the MAGA coin, sorry. The Trump coin is worth $36 billion.
Speaker 1 What that means is
Speaker 1 36,000 people
Speaker 1
put a million dollars in. That doesn't even even make sense.
So that's 36,000 million. That's what 36 billion is.
Speaker 1
I believe. I'm not good at math.
Isn't that right? That's right.
Speaker 2 I know Hawk 2 is going to be.
Speaker 1 It sounds insane.
Speaker 1 You could get 36,000 people.
Speaker 1 Let's say it's way more people, way less money they contribute. It still seems insane if you're using real money.
Speaker 2 You've never been to a casino or something?
Speaker 1
But that's the point. We talked about this.
You and I talked about this. It is essentially gambling.
Speaker 2 It's degenerate gamblers is how the people that make the coins talk about the people.
Speaker 1 Right, but the argument is that Trump is ripping off his fans with this Trump coin. My question is,
Speaker 1 how is he ripping off his fans? It's basically
Speaker 1 like draft kings.
Speaker 1 Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 So it's a casino, and the thing is, the reason people, like, you know, hawk to a coin, people know it's stupid, right?
Speaker 2 But they, but the kind of what people say the scam was, as I understand it, is they thought they were getting in on the dump phase, too. Of course.
Speaker 2 So the trick is, almost everybody getting in on it knows they're going to have to dump it, and they think they're going to dump it first. So they're not,
Speaker 2 the pump is for other idiots. I mean, it's built in that another idiot's going to shoulder the blame, whatever happens from this.
Speaker 2 But what happens is every so often, this is my buddy was telling me who works in it, one of them does turn out to be real.
Speaker 2 So something like a Trump coin, like, now I'm more of a Warren Buffett where I wish I had golden Trump shoes because I'll bet those will retain value.
Speaker 1 I think
Speaker 1
a pair of those. Tony has a pair.
He wore them to the club.
Speaker 2 I'm like, I wouldn't even wear them out. Why not? Those are going to put my kids through Trump University.
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I think it's going to be worth banks on it. I feel like to promote Hoctua coin, it's worth it.
You got to spend money to make money, Joe.
Speaker 1 Hoctua.
Speaker 2 Are you familiar with Hoctua? I think it's a surfboard company.
Speaker 1 So here's the question.
Speaker 1
What's the problem with having a coin? Because there's a bunch of those coins. And the thing is, it's unbefitting of a president.
I get that argument. That makes sense.
You know,
Speaker 1 you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 You should be really concentrated on running the company. You shouldn't have some obvious money grab.
Speaker 2 What about being completely senile? Is that unbecoming?
Speaker 1 Yeah, that should have been unbecoming. Shut up about that.
Speaker 2 That's unbecoming from now on.
Speaker 4 The chart for Trump coin right now, but a lot of that comes from, it shows like the top 10 holders of the coin.
Speaker 4 The number one would be the wallet who started it.
Speaker 1
Okay, so that's his. That's his.
So he owns 80%. So here's the thing.
If they don't sell, if the person who owns the coin, say if you made a Metzger coin and the Metzger coin
Speaker 1
was worth $36 billion, congratulations. Yeah, it is.
You are high at that. By the way, here's it.
Speaker 4 It's now only at $5 billion.
Speaker 1 Oh, whoa. I mean, when it comes to the bottom of the dropped from 36 to 5, that's not good.
Speaker 4 When they were saying it was at
Speaker 4 whatever, the highest, the coin was worth $72 or $73 a coin. It's now down to $25, $26.
Speaker 1 Should you sell?
Speaker 1 How much do you have in it?
Speaker 4 Depends on. How much do you have in it?
Speaker 1
I know you got it. Don't disclose stuff like that.
He gets in on that stuff. Well, if you can get it.
I was going to catch the tweet early. Friday night.
I knew you did.
Speaker 2 You remember that game, Pharaoh?
Speaker 1
Jamie's going to just show up with fucking Velour pants. It wasn't that Ferrari.
It wasn't that order.
Speaker 2 Dude, please get Velour pants.
Speaker 1
A Velour jacket. Jamie Reynolds.
Did you feel like I know that one?
Speaker 2 When a man comes in wearing velour, like, you just hit it big on shit coin, didn't you?
Speaker 1 Feeling good about myself.
Speaker 2 Dude, I told you I think that's what Kamala was because they all knew she wouldn't win. And they ran a great campaign.
Speaker 2
They keep saying that hypnotic phrase is it, well, great in that they knew she wouldn't win. They all didn't like her and they all cashed in.
They go.
Speaker 1 They did cash in. They didn't just cash in, but a lot of those special interest groups cashed in.
Speaker 2 She's a human hawk to a pump and dump. Right.
Speaker 1 Because what was the final tally for the amount of money they spent? At first they were saying it was $1 billion,
Speaker 1 but it's more. I think now they've got it at $1.5 billion.
Speaker 2
Yeah. It's like the Tim and Eric billion dollar movie.
And I'll bet Tim and Eric voted for her.
Speaker 1
They definitely voted for her. Smart.
It's important when you're in Hollywood to vote right.
Speaker 1 If you want to get ahead in your career, you have to vote right. You have to vote correctly.
Speaker 2
If you really want to get ahead, you should do something dirty on tape with another scummy motherfucker that you can hold over each other. You know, it's how our government works.
That's what I heard.
Speaker 2 America's national bird should be gay black male.
Speaker 2 Okay, do you know what the eye in the pyramid is?
Speaker 1 It's somebody peeping through a hole and watching you. How Kamala Harris burned through $1.5 billion
Speaker 1 in 15 weeks.
Speaker 2 So she's the hawk too of this. They're dumping it all on her, even though it was probably Howie Mandel's son-in-law that did it.
Speaker 1 She's pressed for more cash since the election, which is crazy. She's asking for cash.
Speaker 2 Yo, my girl gets, because my girl gets Democrat fundraiser fundraiser things.
Speaker 2 Back when they overturned Roe v. Wade
Speaker 2 and then the next day asked for money, that's like the ultimate test of like how much of a cow you are.
Speaker 1 Right. They said we need money because they just overturned Roe v.
Speaker 2
Yo, they held Roe v. Wade.
How long did they hold that over everybody's head that you're going to lose Roe v. Wade if you don't? And I remember Trump being like, I didn't tell him to do that.
Speaker 2
I don't think he did. I think that's one of those.
Gun rights and doing that are the two, like, how do we emotionally hit somebody to make them do what we want?
Speaker 2
And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Plus, they got you pumped full of drugs that make you not feel things.
Right.
Speaker 2 So you got to jerk off to my little pony eventually, right?
Speaker 2 I'm sure there's no problem.
Speaker 2 Dude, remember Temple, you know who Temple Grandin is, right?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 2 The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers, and she's engineer. It was a real TED Talk circuit kind of person.
Speaker 1 Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now.
Speaker 2 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah, and she realized because she she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff.
Speaker 2
And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting.
It's very smart.
Speaker 1 Engineer. Right.
Speaker 2 Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that.
Speaker 2
They self-compartmentalize almost. Yeah.
And you could program whatever sexuality be like, you're a woman. Like, I am.
You could fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
Speaker 1 And the more vaccines you get them, the more easy they are to program.
Speaker 2
Dude, Dude, my, oh, last time I was here. Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Speaker 2
The last time I was here, me and my girl flew. And so I was asleep.
I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight.
Okay.
Speaker 2 And my girl's sitting next to this other girl, who she thought was a kid at first, but it was probably a 30-year-old woman. So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 2 She's vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay, bright colors.
Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
Speaker 2
She sits down and I'm passing. I'm I go, looks, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you.
And she has a box with a little Pikachu. And she sits it on the tray and eats cookies
Speaker 2 with it.
Speaker 1 Okay. And then
Speaker 2
I fell asleep. And she woke up to laughing because the girl's got an iPad.
She's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Speaker 1 Okay. And it's like a 30-year-old woman.
Speaker 2 Yeah. And I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life.
Speaker 2
That's the new future. So when you told me at China thing, that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment.
Would you tell me about that? Yes.
Speaker 1 Yeah, they did a, well, they said that they were trying to take these babies and make them immune to HIV. But what they were really doing was making their propensity for intelligence much higher.
Speaker 1 So you think, see, and then the guy got arrested for doing it and went to jail, and then he got out. But he was like this, like, which obviously they wanted him to do it.
Speaker 2
Like, the whole thing is like, yeah, well, you got a competitor. America's going to hand you your ass.
I'm sure they got the same story you hear here.
Speaker 1 But they're China's going to hand us our ass they're literally developing geniuses from the womb on purpose hey so are we real weird geniuses but here's the question why wouldn't you do that if you found out that there was a thing that you know that doctor mutilating the children no these kids have been mutilated Well, sure, but if it's something just so simple as it just elevates your intellect, if there's a gene expression that they can turn on or off and this thing that they can do when the child is in the womb can make the child 25% more intelligent.
Speaker 2 Right, but they're going to be autistic.
Speaker 1 Are you sure?
Speaker 2 Well, have you seen the telepathy tapes, which everyone tells me about?
Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's not, those are non-verbal people.
Speaker 2 Well, you turn the cranks or whatever.
Speaker 2 But it's a right blend of chemicals.
Speaker 1
But how do we know? We don't know that these people are autistic. They might just be just genius.
It might not have a side effect. Like, there are people that are geniuses.
Speaker 1
The Chinese ones are the ones. The Chinese ones, where they manipulate the genes.
The thing is, like, there's...
Speaker 2 Well, I guess China, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1
There's a lot of geniuses that aren't like socially fucked up. They're just really smart people.
So what is that?
Speaker 1 Like, what is why do some people have a nine-volt brain and other people have a fucking Tesla battery?
Speaker 2 Well, that's the quest, is it? That's why we have the Olympics. That's why we have a eugenics festival every four years.
Speaker 1 Right, but
Speaker 1 why wouldn't you encourage that kind of manipulation in the world?
Speaker 2 I guess because these people that play God invariably end up being perverts with like weird-shaped dicks that they're taking it out on us. Like your Epsteins and such.
Speaker 2 Yo, all these tech dudes, I want their dicks out and I want to see what kind of deformities they have before I let them be in charge of shit. You got a weird dick?
Speaker 1
I don't think you should be social engineering. Oh, he said it last night about a guy who had a flute dick.
Oh, I know. What were you saying?
Speaker 2 He could tell you this story. I don't want to say
Speaker 2 I don't want to name names because, you know, that's how Hitler happened.
Speaker 1 Do you remember? Do you remember, I think her name was
Speaker 1 it Stacey Plaskett, whoever it was? Yeah. And she has this woman behind her that's like this super autistic lady that's mouthing every word.
Speaker 2 Yeah, she's like, and I know.
Speaker 1 I mean,
Speaker 1
looks, I shouldn't say she is. I don't know if she is.
Maybe she's just a very enthusiastic young lady that has very bizarre behavior patterns.
Speaker 2 I know exactly what it is because
Speaker 2
I talk to myself like a crazy person. Okay.
I have for my whole life. I'll just sit.
Just that look on that chick. That looks like me.
If I, I'm not even alone. I just am thinking about a thing.
Speaker 1 Right, but the fact that this girl's on
Speaker 1 right, but her eyes are wide.
Speaker 2
She looks like an alien. She's mouthing the words of her play.
Yes, yes, yes. She's a playwright, and she's mouthing the words that she wrote.
Speaker 1 And she's a writer on a sitcom. It's writing for the actress to deliver.
Speaker 2 And by the way, that's every bit as creepy as psychic puppetry.
Speaker 2 Do you understand how creepy that is?
Speaker 1 It's very weird, yeah, because you know that lady who's the representative. Watch this, look at her.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I've made that face. Look at her eyes, though.
Speaker 1 Look at those eyes.
Speaker 1 Give me some volume.
Speaker 2 Yeah, they went over it together.
Speaker 1 Look at her, though.
Speaker 2
See, if Kamala had one of them, she could have done better. Look at those eyes.
Look at those eyes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't see that part.
Speaker 1 Yeah, she made a mistake, and then the autistic girl corrects her.
Speaker 1 Wait, I don't know if she's autistic. I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 5 Page 55
Speaker 6 from the committee's interview,
Speaker 5 which took place on July 17th, 2023.
Speaker 5 In that,
Speaker 5 the fuck?
Speaker 2 Wait, yeah, I'm missing the thing I'm supposed to be seeing.
Speaker 5 She mouthed her took place on July 17, 2023.
Speaker 5 In that, we're to leave this interview and
Speaker 5 when you said the laptop was real, that it meant that the
Speaker 1 She realizes she made a mistake. So she's going to correct her.
Speaker 5 We're to leave this interview and we're to suggest or imply that when you said the laptop was real,
Speaker 5 that it meant that the FBI had affirmatively determined in October 2020 that the laptop belonged to Hunter Biden.
Speaker 1 So she has to correct her. So she leans over and says something about the correct.
Speaker 5 Would they be representing what you said? Correct?
Speaker 2 Oh my god. Wait, that's not what I said because I don't know.
Speaker 6 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 No, that's not just writing the speech. That's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 Yeah, weird.
Speaker 2 I never saw that. Yeah, weird.
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Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's like
Speaker 1 a drink to me on a podcast.
Speaker 2 Voice to skull? I would like one.
Speaker 1 Can we find one? Can we start auditions to it?
Speaker 2 Who's Jamie?
Speaker 1 Jamie's not the same.
Speaker 1 He knows about crypto.
Speaker 1 Jamie's deeply invested in Hawk Dua.
Speaker 2 Tell this FUD about Hawk Dua.
Speaker 1 Do you know where FUD comes from?
Speaker 2 I don't know.
Speaker 1 Elmer Fudd. And do you know what the reference is from? Hunting rifles.
Speaker 1 So hunters and firearms enthusiasts, like Second Amendment people, like my friend Coleon Noir, like people who like make YouTube videos on ARs and that kind of shit.
Speaker 2 It's not Colin.
Speaker 1
Well, Collins is his real name. Collegeon Noir is his online name.
His real name is Collins. I've been saying Colin.
Speaker 1
Collins is his actual name. Oh.
It doesn't matter. Okay.
Speaker 1 My point is:
Speaker 1 super firearms enthusiasts that kind of go to like the shot show in Vegas and check out all the latest fucking red dots.
Speaker 1
They think of hunters that use like bolt-action rifles as FUDs. You're an Elmer FUD.
You're a dopey old hunter. Like
Speaker 1 you have an antiquated view of firearms.
Speaker 4 I think it says different, though.
Speaker 1
Oh, fear, uncertainty, and doubt. Yeah, it stands for a.
Manipulative propaganda tactic used in sales market. I don't think that's what you were saying, though.
You're talking about FUDs like dorks.
Speaker 2 I was talking about this.
Speaker 1 Oh, because you don't say the host. I'm a FUD, though.
Speaker 2 Yeah, FUD, F-U-D.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 1 you use that as a...
Speaker 2 a noun? Yeah, they go the FUDs.
Speaker 1 Oh,
Speaker 1 I like
Speaker 1 the factor. But that's not what they're saying here.
Speaker 1 They're saying it's a factor. Put a competitor at a disadvantage, the FUD factor.
Speaker 2 You know what I'm going off of is Sigma grind set channels where
Speaker 2 they go in crypto and don't listen to the FUDs, you know?
Speaker 1 So what I'm saying is that real hardcore gun enthusiasts look at guys wearing hunting rifles as FUDs.
Speaker 2 It's both.
Speaker 1 Yeah. It's both.
Speaker 2 It's not just one thing. It's both.
Speaker 1
Right, right, right. I thought it was...
That's what I thought it was coming from. Maybe it's just my limited.
Speaker 2 No, all that libertarian crypto guys are kind of connected.
Speaker 1 Oh, an old-fashioned unimaginative or pompous person it's both things
Speaker 1 oh fuddy duddy they probably somebody probably took the term fud and made an acronym out of it do you see what i'm saying right and that's probably why they made elmer fudd
Speaker 1 right it was probably already a term and elmer fudd was a dork so you know gun people and crypto people go together right yeah yeah yeah well it's all people that are like really into a thing you know it's like coin collectors or yeah yeah people are like
Speaker 1 those those similarities of people that are really into like collecting things, you find them in everything.
Speaker 2 I bet archaeology is the most interesting one.
Speaker 1
Well, the people that like actually get like stolen shit. Like they buy it from China.
They have like Egyptian mummies in their house and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Making things scarce is the best. You know, like diamonds.
Speaker 1 It's a big market, you know, for like illegal artifacts. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Like really, really rich guys in other countries, they like to fucking go behind back channels and get like Egyptian shit that was like ripped off from especially that.
Speaker 2 I mean, when you hear like Templar Knight stories of old yeah yeah it sounds like uh raiders of the lost ark stuff don't it it does like they were raiding the lost arc yeah so that's a that goes back that i like that dedunking guy's channel because he's not like
Speaker 2 you know he's he's doing real he's great yeah and he's coming on soon again by himself if i can learn something from your thing that's all i want yeah no that guy's great yeah like you know the guy that was like to graham hancock don't talk about that it could lead to racism like oh this is flint dibble he's just you know flint dibble coin by the way, going to the moon.
Speaker 1 I bet it's worth a lot.
Speaker 1 What is the Dibble coin worth? But here's my question about the whole coin thing. Are they using real money? Is that $36 billion real money that they bought it for? Or are they using fake money?
Speaker 1 Are they using like
Speaker 1 Shibu Inu coin to buy
Speaker 1 truck coin? But you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 Like, so I was watching this thing on Shibu Inu Coin when they were explaining that if you bought Shibu Inu coin in the beginning, you know, like if you got $1,000 in Shibu Inu coin, at one point in time, it was only worth two dollars, but now it's worth like $17 million.
Speaker 1
That's right. Like, if you hang on there in the waves, you know, like if Elon tweets about Shibu Inu coin, that fucking shit will skyrocket.
And then you got, right?
Speaker 4 And I might have asked him to do that when he was here before, and he didn't do it.
Speaker 1 Look, look, here's the difference.
Speaker 1 JD's trying to break the system. JD's trying to nizzy Belosi the crypto market.
Speaker 2 Guess what?
Speaker 2 Because I bet you know people got a story about how they had a whole bunch of Ethereum or Doge or whatever, but then the place they bought the coin through was shady and now they don't have shit so here's the difference we get our real money the same way through dark occult magic okay but there's insurance on it right you get some more money that's why the people so to regulate it some guy like that ftx creep they want to be in charge of it right there's a time-tested oligarchic way to do it you go we need this is getting dangerous right we have to regulate it and then they control it and then they're boss hog they need to be boss hog of the thing so what what you see now is a mafia shift.
Speaker 2 The mafia of people that used to know what's his name?
Speaker 2 You know, he's at the McCarthy hearings, and he was pretending not to be gay and he had AIDS. The famous guy, Jaeger Hoover, the other one from the time that was friends with Trump and
Speaker 1 Raw.
Speaker 1 He had AIDS?
Speaker 2
He died of AIDS. It's a famous story.
He prosecuted
Speaker 2 the people that stole the nuclear bomb secrets. I'm blanking his dumb name.
Speaker 2
God damn it. The gay blackmail guy.
Him and Hoover working out.
Speaker 1 Huh? Was it Scarpa?
Speaker 2 No, no, no. That's the mob boss that died of AIDS.
Speaker 2
Trump's friend, that notorious lawyer, Roy Cohn. Okay.
Roy Cohn.
Speaker 1 I don't know who he is.
Speaker 2 You never heard of Roy Cohn yesterday.
Speaker 1 I've heard the name, but I don't know who he is. Like, if you ask me, like, what does Roy Cohn do? Okay, so.
Speaker 2
I wouldn't be able to tell you. My guess is Roy Cohn told Trump where all the bodies are buried.
And I really got put onto this by dark journalists. I'm telling you a guy's great.
Speaker 2
Daniel List, his name is. Because he just the facts.
He just gets the facts.
Speaker 1 Just the facts, ma'am.
Speaker 2 yeah and so roy con that whole the whole network that the whole pyramid scheme it works on which is blackmail okay roy cohes part of that and trump you'll notice doesn't drink doesn't do drugs you know about who he slaught yeah this guy so you know who trump slept with already like i don't care that he paid that chick to shut up why would you even try to prosecute for that like i give a shit you know the shit all these other motherfuckers how creepy does he look he was okay he wasn't creep but he looks creepy he told he so trump is going in they wanted trump to run because then you'd have to vote hillary you remember the the story?
Speaker 2 Right, right.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 2 And then Trump won, and it's like, you know, in pulp fiction when Bruce Willis wins and he shouldn't have.
Speaker 1 Right, right.
Speaker 2 And because you can't have a guy that you don't have blackmail on.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 The president, if the president doesn't have the highest security clearance, and he doesn't, the president does not. He's supposed to, I thought, but he doesn't.
Speaker 2 And the excuse is, well, he's only there 48 years, right?
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 So already now you've told me there's a deep state with that, just with that.
Speaker 1 Right, right, right.
Speaker 2 And now you're telling me that the president has not meant anything for quite some time because I, so there's secrets we don't get to know or vote for, and that's just how it is.
Speaker 2 And I, you saw men in black, just trust them. They got Will Smith on the team.
Speaker 1
Hey, I don't like the way you're talking. This is for the good of the company.
Yeah, excuse me, country.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, that, dude.
Speaker 1 The good of the country.
Speaker 2 Even if you think like original sin, the whole concept of original sin, right? That's incorporation. That's like the liability is on all of us for the company.
Speaker 2
Like, that's that's an incorporating thing. So everything's that.
And like
Speaker 2 it's look
Speaker 2 everybody's gonna keep putting money in these dumb coins, okay? And I'll bet you a Trump coin and which is bullshit. He's got some real crypto scumbags hanging around him.
Speaker 2 Larry Ellison, I don't know who the hell is looking at that guy and thinking he should be in charge of anything. Peter Thial,
Speaker 2 I watched you talk to Peter Thiel. I've never seen someone lie so artlessly and autistically in my life.
Speaker 1 What did he lie about?
Speaker 2
Oh, dude, I'm going to put this out about Epstein Island. Maybe it's just some guys were cheating on their wives.
Yeah, maybe that's all it was, Peter. Some guys were cheating on their wives.
Speaker 1
See, the thing is, he's a gay guy, and he's not interested in going to that island. So he's probably on the outs.
And allegedly... I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if he's supposedly.
Speaker 2 That's not the only game in town.
Speaker 1
Oh, I'm sure there's a lot of people. There's blackmail.
Look, you can't gay, when a guy's single and gay, like, what are you going to get on him? That he fucks other guys?
Speaker 2 Oh, that's why they didn't want gay marriage to be illegal, to be legal, because what are you going to blackmail with? Right, right.
Speaker 1 If you just be gay.
Speaker 2
Oh, that's right. Worse things.
We're going to have to make you do a lot worse stuff now that you can be gay. Right.
Speaker 2 And why are there still people in the closet in this day and age when there's a goddamn rainbow flag on every corner? That's weird.
Speaker 1 Well, it's people that got trapped, right? So they've been lying their whole life and the social stigma of it in the like the 80s and 90s. Like we know.
Speaker 2
The Intel community. You just described the Intel community.
Right.
Speaker 2 Right.
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Speaker 1 Right, they got you.
Speaker 2
They got you. There's no forgiveness, dude.
So, so, look, that's it. That's here's the thing.
Like, you know, like Russell Brands into Jesus.
Speaker 2
You know, I don't know what's like true or not, but I do know. The way the system works is perpetrator, victim forever, and that's the pyramid.
And so you're going to have to forgive people.
Speaker 2 I don't want to forgive none of them people at all.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 2 it will take a miracle from Jesus to make me feel like that.
Speaker 1 I don't mind forgiving people. I just don't think that they should be in the same positions.
Speaker 1 If they were using their power to manipulate people and then something comes out about them that shows that this is why they were doing it, that person shouldn't be allowed to continue doing it and we forgive them.
Speaker 1
They should find a new thing to do. Yeah, and I should be sure.
Because they shouldn't be in control of the rest of the country's life.
Speaker 2 Dude, when those files come out, the JFK ones, because
Speaker 2 how much is going to come out? They don't, the reason they overclassify, I think, is you don't need that much threads to pull to pull it apart.
Speaker 2
And much smarter people than me just do that all the time. And you can still find them.
And so when these new files come out, and you know, here's what I'll bet. It'll be a lot of shit to go through.
Speaker 1 A lot. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 I always think of that thing you told me of Judge Napolitano about if you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either.
Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Now, I think I know what that means, but I don't, obviously.
Speaker 1 What do you you think it means?
Speaker 2
Oh, I think it's monarch, dude. I think it's part of my.
I hope it is. I hope they're going to get that off their chest.
That MK Ultra never ended. I hope we're going to get that off our chest because
Speaker 2 all the UFO shit is directly with that. And I don't know which parts are the mind control shit and which parts are some kind of entity.
Speaker 2 So, and it's on purpose that you're not supposed to connect it, but they're very connected.
Speaker 1 Well, I told you my friend Evan Hafer's theory about JFK.
Speaker 2 What is that?
Speaker 1 That when,
Speaker 1
so here's what happened. They don't clue JFK in on the bag of pigs until very late in the operation, and air support is critical for the survivor of the fight.
Oh, Cubans, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 So he pulled, not the Cubans, Americans, American special ops guys. So they send in the fucking most ultra-violent, best killers we have, but they have to have air support.
Speaker 1 Well, he pulls, JFK pulls air support, and those guys get fucked, and a lot of guys die that shouldn't have died. So those guys come back, and they're fucking furious.
Speaker 1 And those are the type of people that you would hire to kill people because they kill people already.
Speaker 1 So if you've got those guys and you've got this president that the entire special forces division that went onto that island wants dead.
Speaker 1 So you have thousands or I don't know how many people deployed in that particular operation, but you've got, let's say, you've got a thousand hardcore killers that want this president dead because their buddies got blown up unnecessarily.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Totally makes sense.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 I have a question because they are killers.
Speaker 2 How come they try to kill Fidel Castro 600 fucking times, which is kind of high? Didn't get that done. Only try to kill Kennedy once, got that done.
Speaker 1 Well, Kennedy was in a fucking convertible in Dallas, and Fidel Castro was well aware. He's well aware that people were trying to kill him.
Speaker 2 It's easier to murder your own people who don't see a conversation.
Speaker 1 That's true, though. But Castro was, he was having like affairs with women who knew things.
Speaker 2 Yeah, he was James Bond.
Speaker 1
Yeah, he was tied in to people that were involved in the potential assassination of him. He was getting inside information.
That's why he didn't smoke the exploding cigars.
Speaker 1 They try to do like a cartoon. They give him an exploding cigar.
Speaker 2
This is just public record, which blows me away. They're like 600, because he'll tell you what a monster he.
I'm sure he was. I know if someone tried to kill me 600 times, I might become a monster.
Speaker 2 Yeah. The first couple of times I might get different, you know? But 600 times, I might get kind of cynical.
Speaker 2 I might lose my shine.
Speaker 1 Yeah, well, he was already a monster. I mean, he was already
Speaker 1 dictatorship.
Speaker 2 Monsters of measurement, and I want to know what you're measuring against. I hope it's not against us because a lot of these guys come up smelling better when you measure them against America.
Speaker 2
Did you notice that? Such as George H.W. Bush and George W.
and Cheney and all those motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 Look, hey, Gaza, what happened happened? I guess we're going to move on.
Speaker 2 I don't want to hear about Russia or China ever the fuck again after that shit. I don't want to hear about Uyghurs ever the fuck again after the shit they let happen in Gaza.
Speaker 2
Go ahead, do the thing you're gonna do and take our money. You're entitled to it to do the murders you did.
But don't come at me with that fucking
Speaker 2 morals of the West bullshit ever the fuck again. Because I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 That's all.
Speaker 2 Because there's nothing I could do. I didn't do this shit.
Speaker 1
It is funny. It is funny that like George W, when he's sitting on the stage at the inauguration, I look over at him.
He's clearly medicated. I would just guess.
Speaker 2 He's a sirhan sirhan if there ever was one.
Speaker 1 He's sitting there smiling and looking. There's all these memes online where he's like seeing things that aren't there.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 1 you have to be that if you killed a million people. If you killed a million people on a false premise and then, how do you sleep at night? Well, they medicate the fuck out of you and you're fine.
Speaker 2 But what about when you're kind of not a bad person deep down? How do we get people that aren't psychopaths to become secondary psychopaths, which is what they call a sociopath now?
Speaker 2 Because we need people to do murders.
Speaker 2
No, I want a joint. But like we need people to murder for us.
And, you know, it's not that easy to compartmentalize that.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 2 Our whole public school system is based on how hard it is to get people to pull the trigger. The Prussian system, right?
Speaker 2 That Prussian emperor invented our schooling because 70% of his soldiers were... You know, they tell you those rifles weren't accurate.
Speaker 1
They weren't missing on purpose. Yeah.
They didn't want to kill people.
Speaker 2 So what the hell? Oh, they were growing up in loving families and we got to fix that shit. Right? So here's the...
Speaker 1 You got to separate them earlier. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Before you get that brainwave that tells you reality, okay?
Speaker 2 And then, do you remember when suddenly pre-K, you know, outcomes of people went to pre-K are better.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Why? Because you separated them from mommy earlier.
Speaker 1
Exactly. Yeah.
Do you know what happened with me? What? Did I tell you?
Speaker 1 I think one of the things that led me to questioning everything my whole life was that when I was, I didn't go to kindergarten.
Speaker 1
Oh, yeah. Okay.
So I went to first grade. First grade was the first time I went to school.
So I was with my family, this loving Italian family, you know, nice home. Catholic school.
Nice home.
Speaker 1
Catholic school. first grade.
And then all of a sudden, I'm being controlled by this nun who was a fucking ruthless cunt. It was the first time I'd ever been around a mean person.
Right.
Speaker 1
Like, I didn't have like mean people to me in my life. And this lady was just fucking openly vicious.
She said she was going to make me sit on a nail in the closet because
Speaker 1 it was a weird shit. She would,
Speaker 1
you know, smack your hands and she would hit you. They would do things.
They would hit people in class. I don't think she hit me.
I don't remember her hitting me, but she hit people in class.
Speaker 1
And I remember... Trauma bonding.
As a seven, no, six-year-old kid, sitting there in that class going, okay, I know this is all bullshit. This is not what God would want.
Speaker 1
These people don't represent God. Because I was like really into God.
My parents were getting split up when I was five, and I was like really lost.
Speaker 1
And one of the things that I clung to was religion as a young boy. I didn't even really know what it meant, but I wanted to believe that there was a God that made something.
Well, you had formed
Speaker 2 the part of the brain where you have a sense of reality and fairness, right?
Speaker 2 That's why they need to get you young for boot camp.
Speaker 1 It's boot camp for me.
Speaker 1
By the time I had gotten to first grade, I had experienced enough bullshit that I realized that this lady does not represent God. This was just some mean old celibate lady.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
And it was just the whole thing was nasty and the way she treated the students was terrifying. And from then on, I questioned things.
It literally set me down on a path from first grade.
Speaker 1
And it was because they didn't get me when I was four. They didn't get me when I was five.
They got me when I was six. Yes.
My parents had already split up. I'd already seen some shit.
Speaker 1
You know, I'd already seen enough chaos to know that people are fucking not what they say they are. Right.
I'd seen enough shit behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 No,
Speaker 2 they've got to get you.
Speaker 2 That's why it's so useful to have adults that care about Pokemon. You know?
Speaker 1 What?
Speaker 2 We keep you a five years old, one part of your brain forever. Forever, you're going to worry.
Speaker 1 I think that's vaccines. Well, okay.
Speaker 2 Look, it's not either way. It's like
Speaker 2 we notice this effect from a chemical. Well, we already know public record they dumped that cobalt, whatever on black kids in Chicago.
Speaker 2 We already know the shit they're willing to do to you at any given time. So why, if you notice that some kids get autistic and
Speaker 2 they get savantism, why wouldn't you just see? I mean, what was the point of bringing all them Nazis over after the war with all their great science if we're not going to test it out?
Speaker 2
And these fuckers think they can do that to you. They all think they can.
I don't know if you remember the vaccine mandates, but there's an example of it. What am I in the military?
Speaker 2 I got to take a vaccine because I didn't sign no papers. Well, we're going to nudge you if you want to go to work.
Speaker 1
Dude. But that's all a money grab.
Well, okay. That's all a money grab.
Speaker 1
That's for a certain level of volume. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's 100% what that is. That's selling the most amount of vaccines possible.
Speaker 1
And that, just look at the numbers. That's worth.
hundreds of billions of dollars.
Speaker 1
Yeah, you're right. Hundreds of billions of dollars.
That's a money grab. Now, okay.
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 If you don't mandate them and you have more people that are surviving and getting through it and telling other people, it's fine, you don't need the vaccine, that cuts your profits in a massive way.
Speaker 1
You know, shit. A massive way.
But that's all that is.
Speaker 1
You're looking into it too deeply. They're not trying to make autistic people.
What do you mean all? First of all, that's a money grab. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2
Okay, never mind the autistic thing. Of course it's a money grab.
And because you're right now not thinking like Hawk to a coin, you're thinking like a poor person.
Speaker 2 Well,
Speaker 2
like I make weapons. I bet if I made more wars, I could sell more weapons.
100%.
Speaker 2
I make fucking cures. I bet if I made more diseases, I could sell more cures.
So
Speaker 1 you make treatments. You don't want to make cures.
Speaker 1 Openly. They openly discuss not wanting to have cures.
Speaker 2 Okay, so you see how, so openly,
Speaker 2 this is the thing, because people will be like, oh, you're conspiracies. Dude, I almost never tell the conspiracies I think.
Speaker 1 I tell public record shit. You tell them in the green room and you freak me out.
Speaker 2 Yeah, just so, and here's why I do that to everyone I meet, because I just want to see.
Speaker 1 I just want to see.
Speaker 2 He's his fucking giant.
Speaker 1 He lurches over people in the green room and just, oh, and did you know?
Speaker 2 Well, one, because when then sometimes people say something so uninformed that I'm like,
Speaker 2 it is a triggering feeling.
Speaker 1 But you have too much information, I think.
Speaker 1 I've been a friend of yours for a long time. And like, we probably met, what, 15 years ago or something like that?
Speaker 2 Yeah,
Speaker 1 in Canada, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 how many years ago was that? This is a long time ago, long time ago, and I've watched your
Speaker 1 progress. That's right, no, comedy
Speaker 1 works, Jimbo's comedy works, I'm sorry, comedy works in Montreal, yeah. Yeah, so over time, what has happened is you have, through doing the Jimmy Door show, you got exposed to all
Speaker 1 kinds of really fucked up, real conspiracies.
Speaker 1 And the news, it's called called the news
Speaker 2 yeah but before but a real before but a real independent journalist like Jay who's also a comic right so before that well yeah definitely that's a big part of that was it before conspiracy almost like to relax after having to hear that before that was Barry Crimmons and let me tell you something Barry Crimmons used to tell me so much shit that I did not have the ears to hear and he would bring up Nicaragua all the time and say
Speaker 1 Reagan did and I would be like Barry was a political commentator and a comic back when nobody was.
Speaker 2
He was also the real deal with it. He wasn't a phony.
Oh, yes. He wasn't a phony about it.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. He was the real deal with it.
Speaker 2 We toured, okay?
Speaker 2 He wanted to tour me when the whole media tried to ruin me for a fucking month.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Which I always knew they kind of sucked, but what I didn't know is that they just make shit up completely.
Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2
So that's the real first thing where I noticed there's a big problem. The previous thing where I thought there might be a problem was I had forgotten if we were still in Iraq.
It had been some years.
Speaker 2 I was like, are we still doing that? Like, it felt like I left the oven on, right?
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2
And I had to Google if we were in Iraq still. And then, so that disturbed me a little bit.
But, I mean, I moved on my life, obviously. Then I'd the immediate thing.
Speaker 2 And then on tour, so Barry went on tour with me just to be seen with me because I was getting so much shit because he was a very leftist. He used to say there's no left here.
Speaker 2
And I would go, you could have fooled me. And he was right.
So everybody's saying left and right here.
Speaker 2
What are you talking about? There's upstairs, downstairs. That's all there is.
But dude, it's the same as the public school memos from your Rockefellers and Carnegies.
Speaker 2 They've written down the thing openly and said what they're going to do. Alex Jones didn't make up the new world order, okay? Alex Jones didn't pull that out of his ass.
Speaker 2 George H.W., a thousand points of light, a new world order. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Your best friend Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1 Like ships passing in the night.
Speaker 2 You didn't get another Clinton charm. You just got the...
Speaker 1
I just got the demon behind the eyes. He just locked eyes with the eyes.
The adrenochrome withdrawal eyes. He just looked over at me and we looked at each other for like 15 seconds.
Speaker 2 The idea of like,
Speaker 2 I mean, do you need telepathy to read his mind when he looked at you?
Speaker 1 No, I don't.
Speaker 2 But the thing is funny is he looked at you like almost like a fucking,
Speaker 2 you know, that chick that blew him that they would have ruined. If she hadn't saved that dress,
Speaker 2 we would be like, who saves the dress?
Speaker 2 Somebody that knows they pissed off the Clintons?
Speaker 1 But also, you should know your strategy sucks because you gotta have me on your side, you fucking idiots.
Speaker 2 No, they see, that's the thing. You're not going to them parties you're getting invited to.
Speaker 1 No, no, I don't go to them.
Speaker 2 Here's how they're going to get you. This is what I think.
Speaker 2 They're going to invite you to see a dinosaur be reconstituted.
Speaker 1 They have invited me to see some things like that. That's where they,
Speaker 1 Willie Vammits.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 That's where they'll make their move, Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 I'm excited. I'm excited to be tempted.
Speaker 2 Hey, dude, if you want to show me you remade a fucking fucking something cool, like, okay.
Speaker 1
Yeah, I'm going to go. That's how they get me.
They can get me with science. You know, Barry Crimmons was the glue that kept the Boston comedy community together.
And he was the reason why
Speaker 1 there's no hacks.
Speaker 1
Everybody was scared of Barry. I was fucking terrified of Barry.
The first time Barry was nice to me, I was like,
Speaker 1 and that's just a hack.
Speaker 2 You know, what's great is like, where'd that go?
Speaker 2 You know, the guy that's like, Barry was far left, you would call him.
Speaker 1 Well, he was far left, but supported American workers, American-made things.
Speaker 1
He would drink Budweiser. You know, like he would pull Budweiser out of his jacket on stage.
He wouldn't drink foreign beer. Yeah,
Speaker 1 he was a real deal and a really fucking beautiful person.
Speaker 2 Well, you know how the left transitions? See, it's all about transitioning. Nothing means anything.
Speaker 2 So what we do is take the meanings of words, and we all stick our dick in it and gape the word until all the meaning slides out of it.
Speaker 2
So nothing means shit. A vaccine don't mean a vaccine.
Whatever you thought a vaccine was, a thing that makes you not get the thing.
Speaker 1
Right, that doesn't mean that. It's never been that.
Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 2
Well, thanks for educating me. Oh, we go.
Don't worry, we changed it in the dictionary. They did do that.
Speaker 2 By the way, don't do your own research.
Speaker 1 I'm never letting that go.
Speaker 2 I read that in Forbes.
Speaker 1 You must never,
Speaker 2 you must never do your own research.
Speaker 2 Oh, can I finish this issue of Forbes at least? Do I have to put it down right now?
Speaker 2 Why would you say that?
Speaker 1 Well, what's crazy about them saying that is all the things they were saying that were conspiracy theories, because this is all in regards,
Speaker 1 do your own research stuff, was all in regards to COVID-19. All the things that people were saying that they were calling a conspiracy theory turned out to be true.
Speaker 1 Every single one of them, but yet no correction, but yet they still want to be the people that give you the news.
Speaker 2 Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right?
Speaker 1 I don't remember.
Speaker 2 Okay, control all history. I can't recommend this channel enough.
Speaker 2 A lot of like recent history, but tinfoil hat, a guy named leonard kyle k-i-l-e-s he had patents on uh like polaroid camera shit okay he was a smart guy thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages and was seeing a therapist bad luck for him this therapist was a cia guy yeah delgato
Speaker 2 those old things with the bull where it doesn't charge because they're putting it's a chip you know the brain chip has been invented a long time ago
Speaker 2 so they put this in this guy's head without telling him a brain chip and then uh it it turned him into i mean it just fucked him up okay and he ended up in a booby hatch and the pain from you know because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip so the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his because he's smart he knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain and then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head and that's so we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up and now we say it as a joke do you see how magic works?
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 1 What was the
Speaker 1 implant they put in on them?
Speaker 2
Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s is called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus.
Yeah, Soul Catcher.
Speaker 1 That's it. I sang it.
Speaker 2 That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude.
Speaker 1 British television. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll.
Speaker 2
If you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more.
They did it.
Speaker 2 Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus. a thing a guy made.
Speaker 2 Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it?
Speaker 2
The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak.
I'll bet you it was on, what I think it was on purpose.
Speaker 2 Because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
Speaker 1 But why are you doing this gain of function research if you're not trying to find a cure? Because they clearly didn't have a cure.
Speaker 2 A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious.
Speaker 2 Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research,
Speaker 2 they all come because some guy fucked an animal.
Speaker 1 All of them?
Speaker 2
Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed? So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty batwings.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi.
Speaker 2 How many times I got to seen a goddamn sci-fi movie where the, oh, because you humans with your war.
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 Thanks, alien.
Speaker 2
Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me. That's what they do, right? They probe you.
You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it, right?
Speaker 2 And then they tell you not to pollute.
Speaker 1 Don't pollute.
Speaker 2 And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute.
Speaker 2 What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe? Do you measure your carbon footprint?
Speaker 1 Isn't it just a warning about the direction of the human race?
Speaker 2 Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't.
Speaker 1 Why would you go to a farmer?
Speaker 2 And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there?
Speaker 1 Oh,
Speaker 2
warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump.
Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it.
Speaker 2
And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets.
Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's dodging.
Speaker 1
You're going around so many corners that it's hard to follow where you first started from. Yeah.
Yeah, well. You keep going with stuff.
We started with autistic people, and now we're at.
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Speaker 2 So, so, oh, they're having hearings. And, you know, Chuck Schumer, you know, that paragon of virtue is like, he's sick of the lies.
Speaker 1 And he's signing a bill.
Speaker 1 He's sick of the lies, Kurt. Oh, and Louis is representing the people.
Speaker 2 Dude, you know, Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. Oh,
Speaker 2 and there's a documentary, and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper.
Speaker 2 He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
Speaker 2 But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now.
Speaker 1 So
Speaker 2 I don't think there's no, there's something.
Speaker 2 I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
Speaker 1
Yeah, well, there's definitely a lot of propaganda. There's a lot of misinformation that's going on, I think, purposely to try to muddy the narrative.
Why? I think it's ours.
Speaker 1 I think a lot of that stuff is. But I also think we get visited.
Speaker 2 I think that's real, too. Yeah, I think it is real as well.
Speaker 1 I don't think it's as simple as one or the other. I think
Speaker 1 one of the ways to kind of continue to hide it is to have our stuff, and then eventually it leaks that we have advanced technology. But where did we get it? And
Speaker 1 what are we emulating? And are we in contact? And are all those stories? What's going on under the ocean? Why are
Speaker 1 these things that have been documented that go 500 knots under the ocean, which is fucking insanely fast, that they can go from the ocean to the surface, outside, into space, back into the water, documented stuff.
Speaker 1 Like that we don't have that capability. So is that ours
Speaker 1 or is that some shit that comes from somewhere else?
Speaker 2 Okay. Yes, they have it.
Speaker 1 Or is it a combination of all those things?
Speaker 2 No, it's not ours. Yes, they have it.
Speaker 1 Well, it's not yours and mine, but is it Raytheon's? You know what I'm saying? Like,
Speaker 1 does the government have some sort of like top secret propulsion propulsion system that's 50 fucking years advanced from what we have now?
Speaker 2
Everything they have is about that amount of time or advanced. And I'll bet now it's probably more.
Because back in the 90s,
Speaker 2 oh, you sent me the thing.
Speaker 2 The beast system,
Speaker 2 the flying saucer that's a flying supercomputer that can spy on everyone and has those.
Speaker 2 And it's called the Beast system, which the level of significance of that is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 That's the Bible. Well, the mark of the beast.
Speaker 2
Look, what's the con like here? Larry Larry Ellison. Often you saw his creepy ass thing.
He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2 we'll be watching everyone.
Speaker 1 And if you're a cop, you can't do bad because we'll be what? And I go,
Speaker 2 you're going to be watching? Do I get to watch you, Larry Ellison?
Speaker 1 Yeah, that was the creepiest thing, the idea that no one will have any privacy and that way everyone will behave.
Speaker 2
Except for you, right, motherfucker? So what does God get to do? God gets to look at everybody all the time, but you don't get to look. You can never look at God.
They're going to make themselves God.
Speaker 2 It's real easy. And the way you do that, the way these
Speaker 1 santa clause he knows you know what set me off
Speaker 1 he knows when you're awake he knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake who wrote that some creep cia i bet the cia wrote that song really it seems like it's been around a long time no well all those songs are all See, you go into school later, right?
Speaker 2 When you have a family where you feel like loved in it.
Speaker 2
So you've already have established like a base reality. Right.
You know, they talk about base reality. That's what it is.
You've got a...
Speaker 2
It's not so cut and dry as left, right brain, but you have a masculine, feminine side. So you have parents to properly pattern those parts of your brain.
Right. And your subconscious
Speaker 2 is the input. It's like a network, the subconscious.
Speaker 2 So they want to get mommy or daddy out of the house, okay? So you have a single parent's skull. Okay, and then stick their dick in your subconscious forever.
Speaker 1 That's the goal.
Speaker 2 That's the child they're molesting is your subconscious. So like, dude,
Speaker 2 to this day, I think think bronies is not a natural occurrence i think a bunch of people that are on like lexapro type drugs who are autistic okay who are deprived of feminine contact deprived of it yes the kind of people that are going to know about science and then when an epstein character invites them to fuck fuck paradise they'll go you know like the ancient assassins they'll go to paradise and fuck and you control them what ancient assassins you know the assassins that was what they do they they knock you out with a hashish then you wake up in the in a garden with 72 virgins all that bullshit.
Speaker 1 Wait, you're confusing the shit out of me. You don't know about that? Well, I know that if you're a martyr and you die, you're supposed to get 72 virgins.
Speaker 2
Well, that's the old, okay, that comes from the old man in the mountain, the assassin, the term assassin. It's in video games.
The term assassin.
Speaker 1
But you're saying this is like everybody knows it, right? Jamie, you and I are pretty balls deep in conspiracies. I don't know what he's talking about.
This is historical thugs. I'm following a lot.
Speaker 1 He is everywhere, but I'm following a lot of people. Okay, these are historical thoughts.
Speaker 1 I'm just checking stuff. Well, what did they do?
Speaker 2 There's a Sufi order of Islam. And the guy,
Speaker 2 he would, they called the Old Man on the Mountain.
Speaker 2
They show in the Marco Polo Netflix series, The Old Man. He goes to visit the Old Man on the Mountain.
And he had assassins, like young men, you know, probably kid to like teen.
Speaker 2
And they'd smoke hashish. That's why it's called Assassin from Hashish.
Really? And you're knocked out on Hashish because you never smoked it before. You're a kid, right? Okay.
Okay.
Speaker 2 And then you wake up in a paradise garden that this guy has filled with women that fuck you. And then
Speaker 2
they smoke some some hashes, you go to sleep, you come out again, like that's heaven. You get 72 virgins in a garden in heaven.
Okay.
Speaker 2 This is like, it's more towards Shia, but I don't think Shia would, they probably call him a Harry tick up. I don't know Islam too well, but that's, that's what that's from.
Speaker 2 The 72 virgin is not a Quran thing.
Speaker 1
That's a. Well, also, it's not, it doesn't mean 72.
It means like a fuckload. That's what it means.
Like
Speaker 1 when you say 72, it's like if you have 72 wives, it's impossible to have that many wives.
Speaker 2 That heaven is a kind of like a dick Valhalla, pussy Valhalla you you have to go to.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2
Okay, but that comes directly from assassins. That's to trick young men into killing people.
And so they would kill a guy and get killed doing it, and they had all these ways of doing it.
Speaker 2 It's a historical thing.
Speaker 1 And they thought they were going to go to heaven and be in that place where they had all that's girls.
Speaker 2
So that's a very effective form of mind control. Right.
Right.
Speaker 2 You know, if I can put on a show for you that you believe is real, you know, whatever it could be, if I put enough Disney magic into it, you believe anything.
Speaker 1
Right. And if I have an island, and if I can fly everybody in on private jets and you know you're going to party with Bill Clinton.
Yeah, and you're a noble.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 And you get taken advantage of by the kind of girls that go for you if you're a sneaker.
Speaker 1 And there's other nerds there. There's other nerds.
Speaker 2 Dude, think of these nerds, these tech nerds, the kind of women that go for them. They're either like some, you ever see Real Genius with Val Kilmer?
Speaker 2 And there's that chick that wants to fuck all the geniuses.
Speaker 2 What is it? Real Genius with Val Kilmer from the 80s. The movie? Yeah, from the 80s.
Speaker 1
No, I didn't see it. Oh.
Anyway. Did you see it, Jamie? I think so.
Speaker 2 But there was one girl that tries to fuck Mitch, the main character,
Speaker 2 because she fucks all the smart kids in the school.
Speaker 1 God, Val Kilmer was a handsome bastard.
Speaker 2 Yeah, he plays a handsome scientist.
Speaker 2 Perfect TV. Good fucking movie, dude.
Speaker 1 Really?
Speaker 2
Yeah, I really like it. I saw it when I was really young.
But
Speaker 2 anyway, that eugenics shit, we're like, we're smart, we should breed. There's, you know, just like some chicks like comedians, some like musicians, some of them like super nerds, right?
Speaker 2
Right. So now, let's say I want to control important things like a nerd's brain.
And how do I manipulate a nerd? Well, I send pussy to him. Right.
I make him feel cool.
Speaker 1 Right. Right? Right.
Speaker 2 I give him my island. And then, I mean, listen, I mean, it's probably easier than bullying Bieber.
Speaker 1 Well, it's definitely the best way if you want to push a narrative and you want like award-winning scientists behind your narrative.
Speaker 2 We own the science, they said.
Speaker 1 If you want to own the science, you have to compromise the scientists.
Speaker 2
You're right. I want to ask, I like Eric Weinstein when he's on here because I'm always trying to listen when somebody's picking up.
I want to ask,
Speaker 2 I watch Brian Keating all the time, and he was telling me that thing about why maybe there's no alien. I didn't really, it went nowhere what he said, but I do like him.
Speaker 2 But I want to ask all these nerds,
Speaker 2 who's paying for your scientific materialist nerd shit, compartmentalized view that you have and your respective expertise? Because here's where we're at.
Speaker 2 All the experts told me women have dicks and they told me a gene therapy was a vaccine and I had like we don't trust the shit that you went to school for, like the pat on the head Nobel Prize horse shit.
Speaker 2 The Nobel Prize. Is there any more worthless fucking joke of a prize than the Nobel Prize? You got to be a mass murderer to get one of those.
Speaker 1 Do you know the history of the Nobel Prize?
Speaker 2 Yeah, because some fucking, yeah, so some rich asshole could ease his conscience, but I don't even think it's worth it. I think it's to control the fucking...
Speaker 1
But no, no, no, no, no. The guy, there was a false obituary.
They made a mistake and thought that he died, and they called him the merchant of death in the obituary because he made dynamite.
Speaker 1
So to whitewash his image, he decides to have a prize that he gives to the brightest minds. Yeah.
So his name now gets associated with the most high-achieving brilliance.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's despicable, dude. The whole thing.
Speaker 1
It's kind of amazing, though, because the Nobel Prize is the gold standard. That's the thing that everybody thinks about.
Oh, he's a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.
Speaker 2 It's amazing if you thought it was shit, but once I learned that, I was like, oh, this ain't shit. It's another sweater on a dog.
Speaker 1 Here's your pat on your head.
Speaker 2 So why are super genius people this fucking stupid? That there's just a little pat on your head. I got in your head.
Speaker 1
They all want status. They're just human beings.
They all want to be the best of their, you know, their group. They
Speaker 1
They all want to achieve in a way that they get awarded. That's why everybody in Hollywood wants an Oscar.
They want to have an Oscar on their mantelpiece.
Speaker 2 I mean, the programming is so obvious when you look at it for two seconds, how you're trained from birth to be a fucking pat on the head dog.
Speaker 2
And you're trained to like, you know, that's why Temple Grandin knows how cows think. It's useful to have people that think like cows.
Right. That's so useful.
You control how they breed.
Speaker 2
You could tell them, hey, you guys are all gay now. I don't want you breeding.
There's too many people. You're all gay now.
Speaker 1 Oh, I am. I am.
Speaker 2 Yeah, you're a different sex. Imagine how great that is to have, what do they call it? What was the term from the program? Bio-Rope programmable biorobotoids, I think is what Kissinger called them.
Speaker 2 Yeah, that's all the MK Ultra shit.
Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Speaker 1 That's what he called. That's what he called people that were under the spell of the broader.
Speaker 2 Something like biorobitoids. A robot means laborer.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 It's just a way to get slavery. It's just a way to get back to good old slavery, which never left.
Speaker 1 Well, the experiments that they did with drugs on people in, like, that's literally what created Ted Kaczynski. And do you remember the one
Speaker 1
that they did it in St. Louis? Yeah.
Do you think they sprayed it out off the top of a building? Yeah.
Speaker 2 They didn't even use the chemtrail. They did off the top of the building on the black kids in a building just to see.
Speaker 1 But wasn't it LSD?
Speaker 2 No, that's San Francisco. This was cobalt.
Speaker 1 But wait a minute.
Speaker 2
I don't remember. It's cobalt something.
It's radioactive.
Speaker 1 Oh, that's right. It was to judge whether or not they would be poisoned and what level
Speaker 1 they could survive.
Speaker 2
It sounds Nazi-ish, don't it? Super. I wonder if Dr.
Green was involved. You know who Dr.
Green is, right?
Speaker 1
Mangalo. Let's one step at a time.
Yeah, we brought Mangalo.
Speaker 1 What was that experiment?
Speaker 1 Someone told me there was one where they sprayed LSD into the atmosphere.
Speaker 2 That's San Francisco. No, no, no.
Speaker 1 San Francisco was pneumonia.
Speaker 1
St. Louis, Doris Spates was a baby and her father died inexplicably.
She has watched her siblings die of cancer. She survived cervical cancer.
Speaker 1
Learning the Army conducted secret chemical testing in her impoverished St. Louis neighborhood in the height of the Cold War.
She wonders if her own government is to blame.
Speaker 1 In the mid-1950s and again a decade later, the Army used motorized blowers atop a low-income housing high-rise at schools and from the back of station wagons to send a potentially dangerous comp out into the already hazy air and predominantly black areas of St.
Speaker 1
Louis. Local officials were told at the time that the government was testing a smokescreen that could shield St.
Louis from aerial observation in case the Russians attacked.
Speaker 1
But in 1994, the government said the tests were part of a biological weapons program, and St. Louis was chosen because it bore some resemblances to Russian cities that the U.S.
might attack.
Speaker 1 The material being sprayed was zinc cadmium sulfide.
Speaker 2 Cadmium, that's what it was.
Speaker 1 Cadmium sulfide, a fine fluorescent powder.
Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, yeah, the Russians have black neighborhoods, I guess.
Speaker 1 The new research raising greater concern about the implications of those tests, St.
Speaker 1 Louis Community College Burmax Sociology Professor Lisa Marino Taylor's research has raised the possibility that the Army performed radiation testing by mixing radioactive particles with the zinc cadmium sulfide, although she concedes there is no direct proof.
Speaker 2 Suggen jerk-off motion.
Speaker 1
Right. But if she's saying this, she must have some reasoning.
Do you have weed? Yeah. But her report released last month was troubling enough that both U.S.
Speaker 1 senators from Missouri wrote to Army Secretary John McHugh demanding answers.
Speaker 1
Wow. Oh, yeah.
So the San Francisco one was a disease thing. Find that, Jamie.
The San Francisco one,
Speaker 1 they were spraying pneumonia into the clouds. Oh, good.
Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, I'm sure they stopped doing things like that.
Speaker 1 Yeah. What was the San Francisco one? I think they had the fog coming in and they wanted to see if they could distribute a disease that way.
Speaker 1 And so they spread a disease aerially to see how many people were infected.
Speaker 2 How many was it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 What year was that? What year was it that they did that?
Speaker 1 I want to say that was the 80s.
Speaker 4 What should I say there was?
Speaker 1
Because I type, I can't look up MK Ultra. It's got to be something else.
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 San Francisco experimented with diseases on its population. Try that.
Speaker 2 What do you got?
Speaker 2 I mean,
Speaker 2 they just did it to you a couple years ago.
Speaker 1
1950s was in the 80s. Okay, United States, after secretly spraying San Francisco with SM.
What is SM?
Speaker 1 In 1950, 11 patients at a city hospital
Speaker 1 contracted
Speaker 1
cerhatica infections, one of whom died. The Army deemed the outbreak a coincidence and continued to use SM as a simulant in subsequent open-air tests.
Operation C-Spray. That's it.
Operation C-Spray.
Speaker 1
Okay, so a bacteria. So U.S.
Navy in 1950, U.S. Navy secret biological warfare experiment in which Serratia,
Speaker 1 Marcescens,
Speaker 1 and Bacillus
Speaker 1 bacteria were sprayed over the San Francisco Bay Area in California in order to determine how vulnerable a city like San Francisco may be to a bioweapon attack, killing at least one American and sickening at least 10 more.
Speaker 1 Imagine, let's find out how we could be vulnerable to a bioweapon on our citizens, and to protect them, we will use a bioweapon on our citizens.
Speaker 2 Yeah, that's
Speaker 2 yeah, well, so that's the attitude is you're cattle.
Speaker 1 That's the attitude.
Speaker 1 Based on results from monitoring equipment at 43 locations around the city, the Army determined that San Francisco had received enough of a dose for nearly all of the 800,000 residents to inhale at least 5,000 of the particles.
Speaker 1 This is within range of the
Speaker 1 infectivity for anthrax.
Speaker 2 Isn't anthrax a cow disease?
Speaker 1 I don't know, but it's
Speaker 2
a cattle disease. Is that what it started for? They tested cattle diseases on their cattle.
Get it?
Speaker 1
Jesus Christ. The bacterium was also combined with phenol and an anthrax simulant and sprayed across Dorset by U.S.
and U.K. military scientists as part of the DICE trials that ran from 1971 to 75.
Speaker 1
Jesus Christ. There's no evidence that the Army had alerted health authorities before it blanketed the region with bacteria.
Crazy.
Speaker 1 Doctors later wondered whether the experiment might be responsible for heart valve infections around the same time, as well as serious infections
Speaker 1 seen among intravenous drug users from 1960s to 1970s.
Speaker 2 Hey, I want to hear a fun one. You know about Kooru?
Speaker 1 Kooroo? No, what's that?
Speaker 2 You know, the cannibal disease you get, supposedly, from in New Guinea.
Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 You ever see that creep? His BBC interview? Because he was a raging pederast.
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 2
Dude, so many of these. There's another creepy ass thing.
Like,
Speaker 2 you know, short.
Speaker 1 The disease is called Kooru.
Speaker 2 K-U-R.
Speaker 1 Is that Jacob's Krutzfeld?
Speaker 2 Yeah, put it.
Speaker 2 Jamie Deluxe is how he says his name. Jamie.
Speaker 1 So this is a prion disease, right? This is the same thing as mad cow disease.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 So the guy that discovered how it works,
Speaker 1 yeah, D, no, no, just a, no, no, no, no, isn't this just nature's way to keep you from eating people?
Speaker 2 Well, this guy uses nature's way to do things with boys. And
Speaker 2 he's interviewed and he's going, no, they all jumped in my bet. I mean, it's bat shit.
Speaker 2 When you go back and look at the sci-fi visionaries and the tech visionaries, boy, they really have a lot of weird things in common.
Speaker 1 which is boys or Schrödinger like girls.
Speaker 2 You know, the Schrodinger equation from Schrödinger.
Speaker 1 Like young girls, you mean?
Speaker 2
Oh, he kept a diary. He believed women shouldn't be educated past the age of 12 because their brains don't form past that.
I'm going to paraphrase the great Schrödinger. Wow.
Speaker 2 And you might as well be with them while they're hot because they don't get any better. You know, they're as smart as they're going to get at 12.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 Schrödinger. Really?
Speaker 2 Dude, Marvin Minsky, what do they call him, the father of AI? He's a big Epstein.
Speaker 1
Let's one at a time. Let's start with Schrödinger.
Because this is fucking freaking me out. Schrödinger wrote that? What year was that? Schrödinger's cat.
What year was that?
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2
Dude, I don't even know. It goes back a ways.
Oh, there you go. The cat is out of the bag.
Listen, Forbes. Oh, Forbes, can I read this? I might be doing research.
Speaker 1 Is Forbes okay if I Austria Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger was a pedophile yeah go ahead look at the article
Speaker 1 it was behind really you don't have any more free Forbes articles for the month the why don't we have a subscription to Forbes we should probably have one just for the fuck fuck of it.
Speaker 1 I don't mind paying those monsters.
Speaker 2 $74.99 to find out who's a pedophile. I mean, I thought.
Speaker 1 Well, listen, man. You know, you got to know, you got to know.
Speaker 1 Don't you think that there's some place for some journalism still online?
Speaker 2 Of course there is.
Speaker 2 Dude.
Speaker 1 But is there hope for these people? Is there hope that the Washington Post, New York Times, people like that can turn on? Companies?
Speaker 2 I think Alex Jones should buy CNN.
Speaker 4 For today, they went buying a paywall too for their articles.
Speaker 2 Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2 look, when
Speaker 2 for the CIA was always deeply, you know, mocking bird and all that shit, right? Here it goes. But once Obama signed Smith-Mutt Modernization Act, dude, that is they're deploying troops into the media.
Speaker 2 Do you understand?
Speaker 1
Right. Explain that to people.
Explain that, because we've talked about it before, but it was a big moment. It was 2015, right?
Speaker 2 I thought it was 14, but whatever.
Speaker 1 It was
Speaker 1 in that range.
Speaker 2 The world ended in 2020.
Speaker 1 Illegalized propaganda.
Speaker 2
Yeah, so it used to be illegal to propagandize your own. The CIA, you know, but the CIA works in other countries.
They're not Americans. right well after 9-11 and now they work here and and uh
Speaker 2 then uh
Speaker 2 obama signed a thing that they can propagandize citizens so that means through the media yeah that means
Speaker 2 bots on your twitter
Speaker 2 they got deployed on twitter and shit yeah and so well not just bots but it might be most of the discourse yeah what they call it well the dead internet theory it's not dead there's living cia
Speaker 1
yeah u.s repeals propaganda ban spreads government-made news to Americans. What? Government-made news is great.
Where does it say the data? The phrase government-made news is amazing.
Speaker 1 The thing, the problem is that
Speaker 1 with any other job, if you've been wrong so many times, you would get fired.
Speaker 2 Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 If you lied so many times, no one would trust you to be the only people that get to distribute the news.
Speaker 2 So, why do you think it's still
Speaker 1 working?
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Speaker 1 How is that legal to propagandize American citizens with lies? Not only that, but you don't have to tell people about it. So it doesn't have to go through an approval process.
Speaker 2 If you tell people about it, you should go stay in Russia because we're going to try to kill you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't tell people about it.
Speaker 2 People still hate Snowden. There's people who think that that guy did something wrong on any level.
Speaker 1 Yo, the oath is to you, you, me, but here's what it is, that you, you don't, you, you, it's not saying you should never have intelligence agencies you should have intelligence agencies the world's a bait a dangerous fucking crazy place yeah but also
Speaker 1 you got to have rules they should be accountable to something well you have to have rules and one of the rules should be you can't turn that shit on us that should be the rules you you shouldn't be working in conjunction with a specific party and your set goal is to establish a specific candidate and so to do that you are going to use propaganda on the american public for a particular candidate that's running for president in the United States of America.
Speaker 1
You are going to decide to lie and use propaganda and it's illegal. That's crazy.
You're supposed to do that in Guatemala. Okay.
Speaker 1 You're supposed to do that in other countries.
Speaker 2 There's supposed to be. First of all, there's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 And you're not even supposed to do that, but
Speaker 1 that's what we think you're doing. Well, you don't think you're overthrowing governments in other countries.
Speaker 2
I just don't think about it too much and move on. I'm watching Landman later tonight.
It's a good show. Yeah, it's on episode five.
Speaker 2 Well, I like it because it gives you a real education from the petroleum industry
Speaker 2
who pays for it. It's like, it's like, by the way, I'm not against, but I don't think that oil is even scarce now.
I used to think that, and then I saw that Colonel Proudy thing.
Speaker 2 See, here's what happens. Once you get to Graybeard times, that's when you're an idiot that doesn't know anything all of a sudden, right?
Speaker 2 And that's what, so Barry, who told me all this shit that I was like, all right, now I understand what he was telling me, all this stuff.
Speaker 2 But now I've already aged out of the demographic of who gives a shit what you had to say.
Speaker 1 You know, I read a book in like, God, it was probably like the 90s called Black Gold Stranglehold. It's a crazy book.
Speaker 1 I don't know if it's even been disproven because this is back in the days when I wasn't really reading things on the internet. I was just getting stuff from actual books.
Speaker 1 So I didn't like research whether or not this book was bullshit. But essentially, the theory was that oil is a natural process of earth and it regenerates.
Speaker 1 And that's why some wells that used to be dry now produce oil again. The idea that it's a property of earth that we're tapping into, and it's not as simple as, like,
Speaker 1
this is a finite resource. Yeah.
This is a resource that the
Speaker 1 sort of, but diamonds take millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 But there's not a shortage. They artificially.
Speaker 1
Well, that's true. There's not a shortage.
But what I'm saying is,
Speaker 1 but the Earth is not replacing diamonds all the time, like it's replacing oil.
Speaker 2 You're right. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 The theory is that Earth, you know, because Earth has a finite amount of gold, right? It's a shockingly small amount of gold. Have you ever seen? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 What they know, they actually just found some new gold in China, so that might change that because they just found a, they, they found in it a huge amount of gold in China, like an enormous discovery.
Speaker 1
But the amount of gold physically, they've showed it on like football fields, it's crazy. Really? It's like a football field of gold.
It's like 10 feet high in the whole world.
Speaker 1 But gold has a very unique property. What is it? In that you could take a tiny, tiny piece of gold and coat this entire table.
Speaker 1
Gold can be spread insanely thin. That's why a lot of things are gold plated.
You know, like it looks like gold, but it's not gold. It's like steel.
But then over that, they've got the thinnest layer.
Speaker 1 Right. And the more amount of gold versus steel is like 18 karat, 24 karat, like the more, the purer the gold is.
Speaker 1
But pure gold in like a form of coating things, that's why they paint ceilings with it and shit. Yeah, right.
Yeah. It gets, you can get it insanely thin.
It's a super, super unique
Speaker 2 metal. Even a thin layer of gold, like how much heavier does it make something?
Speaker 1 Oh, it must make something much heavier. Gold's so heavy.
Speaker 1 But what's really fascinating is that gold doesn't serve any functional purpose to evolving man, but yet in that time period, it became the number one source of currency.
Speaker 1 Like in the time period before metal, like before we were able to make steel, and before people had, you know, electronics, gold way, way back in the day was the thing for no fucking reason.
Speaker 1 There's all these other things that look pretty. Like, why did we decide
Speaker 1 this kind of metal?
Speaker 2
You told me why. Because you can spread it thinner.
So, you know how like Tom Cruise has to learn to read with Plato?
Speaker 1 What?
Speaker 2 You know, in Scientology, he has to play, you have to model a thing out of the way.
Speaker 1
Oh, Play-Doh. I thought you meant Plato, the philosopher.
I was like, what?
Speaker 2 No, Plato, the...
Speaker 1 I'm so interested to see how you're going to tie this around to gold.
Speaker 2 Well, it's like that's
Speaker 2 like a child, you know, play with Plato. Like, that's the metal that's the easiest to work like a child.
Speaker 1 It is, but it doesn't make sense that people would be in the time where you needed a sword. Why would you be willing to trade a piece of shiny, useless metal for something that's functional?
Speaker 1 It's going to save your life?
Speaker 2 Because if I'm creative, right, and I, you know,
Speaker 2 basically all this shit is the endless battle of priest versus king. Now the engineers want in.
Speaker 2
But the guy that figured out how to work the gold and read and write and do that, then they started breeding the kings themselves. That's what Egypt is.
It's in red king.
Speaker 1 It's a better version of it is the Anunnaki version.
Speaker 1 The Anunnaki version is that human beings are the product of accelerated evolution and we were essentially designed to mine gold for this alien race that needs it to protect their environment.
Speaker 1 Because
Speaker 2 you can smear it all over the environment.
Speaker 1 This is in Zechariah Sitchin's The 12th Planet.
Speaker 1 And so what he said is that the Sumerian tablets talk about how their atmosphere was eroding and that they needed to spray gold at their atmosphere to maintain their atmosphere.
Speaker 1 What's crazy about that is this is exactly what these fucking eggheads are talking about doing today by spraying reflective particles in our atmosphere.
Speaker 2 Well, because that rocky shit's from their cult.
Speaker 1
Gold would be the perfect metal for that. That's what my point is.
You get gold dust can get so fine. Yeah.
It's a very weird metal, man. It's weird.
And it's weird that we are so obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 And it doesn't really, other than like conductors and stuff, like in electronics, it has a function like later in life.
Speaker 1 But way longer, way, way back in the day, when you have jade and and emeralds and all these other things that should be like super valuable as well. Why gold?
Speaker 1 Why does that become the number one thing that everybody agrees we have to have?
Speaker 2 Because you can make it into shit and say it's magic.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 You can make an atmosphere or a nice gold chain. Yeah.
Speaker 1 It's not enough. It's not enough to make everybody kill people.
Speaker 2 Okay, it's no hawk to a coin.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but this, you're talking about this happened at the time where people had animal skins on.
Speaker 1 You know, you're talking about the time where people like regularly just wore animal skins and made all their tools with flint.
Speaker 2 This is just before Noah's Ark.
Speaker 1
When does gold start being a currency? I'd like to know. 700 BC.
700 BC.
Speaker 2 You know what I like, the story I like of, you know, because you always hear about the book of Enoch now.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 so they name like the different
Speaker 2 angels that... The thing of accelerating evolution, if I read between the lines of that with my cynical eye from the COVID times, I look at that as we did bestiality experiments.
Speaker 2
That's how I read that. If you read like Bale Cycle and all that kind of shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
I don't want to get off track here for a second, though. So this was 200 BC.
So that's 2225 years ago, right? That's when they first started using it as currency?
Speaker 4 Roughly 700 BC.
Speaker 1 But I thought they use it as currency in like Mesopotamia, too. I thought like those kind of expensive coins.
Speaker 2 I thought it's like associated with the sun and shit and stuff.
Speaker 1 Well, they know that there's Roman coins that are thousands of years old, right?
Speaker 2 Is it sun-related to people back then? I thought that's the official thing.
Speaker 1
That gold was sun-related? Look, I'm not saying that gold isn't like anything that's rare is probably valuable to people. That seems to be a thing.
Like, we like limited edition things.
Speaker 1 Like, people like, they specifically like things that are hard to acquire. Like, we were talking about artifacts earlier.
Speaker 2 That's part of the thing. I bet with gold and
Speaker 1
shows 5,000 years ago, Mesopotamia. Okay, they stamped silver and gold coins to pay armies.
So it goes back further than that.
Speaker 1 So the earliest known mints.
Speaker 2 The mint shackle?
Speaker 1 They emerged. Okay, the first known form of currency emerged nearly 5,000 years ago.
Speaker 4 Not necessarily gold, though. It was just currency.
Speaker 1 It could have been made out of what. Oh, you know what? Didn't they have currency that was also like beads?
Speaker 4 Yeah, that this was saying, and that are there.
Speaker 1
So then they switched to gold around. So it is the same around the same timeline.
Gold became just like the first expansion.
Speaker 2 I think the first currency is blood. That was the first currency is blood.
Speaker 1
Okay, so it doesn't go as far back as I thought. I thought that would make sense why we're so infatuated with gold.
Well, I don't think that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 But the Zacharias Hitchen thing, what's interesting is he wrote about that in the 1970s, and then scientists in like the 2000s started proposing it as a solution to our eroding environment.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it, that they have
Speaker 2 because he's a wild fringe theorist, and yet this is why I asked scientists, why do rich people, the ones that pay for you to to be a scientific materialist all your specialized knowledge right they believe in fucking Zachariah sitchin' shit what do you ever ask yourself that why do they think a lot of people don't believe in him though okay here's why I do yo that's why you gotta read Joseph P.
Speaker 2 Farrell I told you that guy's great because a very interesting thing about sitchin his background okay he he got into it from his antiquing or something and uh he's in Rockefeller Center it's like who funded him doing all this well you know Rockefeller Center I'll give you a hint it was Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 2 So that motherfucker was definitely into that shit, you know?
Speaker 1 That shit?
Speaker 2
Yeah, like Shirley McClain. Here's an example.
Shirley McLean used to be like the Atlantis celebrity, right?
Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 She was one of the first famous ladies to go a little nutty.
Speaker 2 Well, see, that's how they frame it. Oh, remember that one time that happened? But actually, a bunch of these people are like that.
Speaker 2
And they're smart enough not to jump around on a couch like Tom Cruise. They're smart enough not to do that.
Right. Such as Nelson Rockefeller.
Speaker 2 So there, dude, if you want to get power, okay, it's not that you believe necessarily in anything, but what's the thing that might get me power? And I'll do anything.
Speaker 1 She claims to have lived a past life in Atlantis two million years ago. Wow, so she dates you to two million.
Speaker 1 She says she experienced memories of this past life while filming the 2016 movie Wild Oats in the Canary Islands.
Speaker 1 McLean wrote about her experiences in her 2016 memoir, Above the Line, My Wild Oats Adventure.
Speaker 2 What does that that mean? Was she banging? Is she on a sex store? Is that what that means?
Speaker 1 I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 Sowing your wild oats is a sex store.
Speaker 1 But if you know actresses,
Speaker 1 how many of them are out of their fucking minds? So, like, this is not shocking that someone would say they lived in Atlantis two million years ago.
Speaker 1 Like, two million years ago, we weren't even people yet.
Speaker 2 Well, first of all, we weren't. That's not how she remembers it, number one.
Speaker 1 Right, but we know that, right? So, this is why she's just a cookie.
Speaker 2 Well, Shirley McClain says something different.
Speaker 1 She had a dream. She had a very vivid dream.
Speaker 2 Okay, so actors, as you know, can, especially like method acting, you hear about,
Speaker 2 where they go in character and they're gone.
Speaker 1 Right. Right.
Speaker 2 So how do you develop a talent like that? You have to be able to dissociate out of your fucking body. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 Yeah. So for sure.
Speaker 2 So that's how you get those kind of memories.
Speaker 1 Well, you probably have a detached connection to reality when you're a really good actor.
Speaker 1 Because you're so good at becoming this other person. It's almost like you're throwing yourself into another body, another soul, another person.
Speaker 2 Yeah, you'll see people that are religious make it like they're possessed by a thing.
Speaker 1 but i'm like i don't see really a big difference they get possessed by a character like daniel day lewis and there will be blood yes that guy is possessed by that character like i bet i bet he created a past for that guy
Speaker 2 like moments that he was cobbling shoes and thinking through the fucking there will be blood guy
Speaker 1 yeah yeah but so that's what a lot of stuff is is like you just take the power of that i know but you you went on a long circuitous route from zacharias hitchin oh so i want to go back to the zacharias hitchin thing because you know i had that guy wesley huff who's a Bible scholar.
Speaker 1 Very interesting guy.
Speaker 1 He's a very intelligent guy. He doesn't believe that Sitchin could really read Sumerian.
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I was going to ask, you were telling me that no one can read Sumerian.
Speaker 1
Well, this is what he was saying. And this is a guy that speaks and knows many languages and is a legitimate expert in ancient Bible texts.
Yeah. And in Aramaic.
Speaker 1 He was explaining the difference between Arcadian and Sumerian and cuneiform.
Speaker 1
He's a legitimate language expert. And he said, I learned all these other languages, but Sumerian was so hard.
It just doesn't work. I just couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1 And he said, I don't think that Zachariah S Hitchin could read it. I think a lot of people say they could read it and they're lying.
Speaker 1 He says, I think there's very few people that can actually read Sumerian text.
Speaker 2 Who can?
Speaker 1 I don't know.
Speaker 1 I'd like to ask him who can do it. I mean, there's courses you can take, but he says it's insane to grasp because it's not connected to any other languages.
Speaker 1 He's like, there's a lot of these languages that are like similar to other languages, and you can find patterns in them that are he's like it's so nuts it's so so like when even we're getting like a translation of the epic of gilgamesh right which was in i think that was in arcadian right arcadian yeah akkadian brother
Speaker 1 before sumerian or after after they conquered sumer and their languages sort of intertwined he explained um but the who the fuck knows who no one even knows what any of those words sounded like no one can say it out loud, which is so nuts.
Speaker 1 Like that language is so gone that you can't say it out loud.
Speaker 1 So when someone like Zachariah Sitchin comes along and he has like detailed explanations for all the things that happened and that this planet called Nibiru had these beings called the Anunnaki who come to Earth and they genetically engineer humans and they knew about our solar system and all this.
Speaker 1
I don't know how he's getting that because other people aren't getting the same thing. And there's a website called sitchiniswr.com.
And so I don't even know if this guy's right. This is the problem.
Speaker 1 I think this stuff is so weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 The earliest versions of the origin story of humanity are so weird that I don't think anybody really totally understands how to interpret them properly.
Speaker 2
I think there are lots of little groups that think that they have the ancient knowledge of it. And it's almost like a Scientology Xenu scam.
Right, right.
Speaker 1 You're right.
Speaker 2 No, like what do you call it, mystery school. That's the ancient.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 2 So all that is is a religion where I don't tell you what the belief is until you like are in too deep to not believe it. Right.
Speaker 1 It's like that lovely going clear when the writer, was it Paul Haggis, when he gets to like the top levels and then he reads the fucking handwritten notes? He's like, what kind of horseshit?
Speaker 2
Dude, so how I got into looking into that shit was I was like, okay, really wealthy people. I don't mean, I don't think Elon's the richest man in the world.
I mean like the real like trillionaires.
Speaker 2
Like what's their zen, what is their Scientology that they're into? I just want to know that. And it's very similar.
Like Scientology is almost almost a knockoff light version of the real thing.
Speaker 2
So they may get like, oh, it's the most sophisticated brainwashing. No, it ain't.
It's just one of many. It's just one of many.
Speaker 1 Well, I think for a lot of people, it helps them become successful.
Speaker 1
Do you think having a religious framework helps you become successful? I think it's one of the keys to like these Dagestan fighters in the UFC. Yes.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 They're so religious and devout that they're so disciplined that they don't deviate from the path at all. And because of that, they just keep winning.
Speaker 2 Yeah, so my question is, who gave these priests back in the day the sheet of code of passcodes
Speaker 2 of one weird trick to get in her pants?
Speaker 2 That's some kind of ancient knowledge that these motherfuckers have. And, oh, I'll tell you, another great channel is Windows on the World.
Speaker 2
Because this dude was talking, you know, Wallace Budge, the guy that supposedly Indiana Jones, I guess, is supposed to be based on? No. Oh, well, he wrote a book.
Malice has the book.
Speaker 2 It's Egyptian black magic or something.
Speaker 2
And it's all about crowd control. And so all the pharaoh headdress, all that ridiculous shit they wear, there's a bunch of priests that are inbreeding.
It's almost like Dune.
Speaker 2 In Dune, the Bene Gesserits were breeding the fucking people.
Speaker 1 Right, right, right.
Speaker 2
That's that. And then, and you spend your whole day preparing for your death as the Pharaoh.
And if you actually read the Book of the Dead, it's like not, it's out of three amigos.
Speaker 2 It's like then the burning bush and you shoot your gun in the air. Remember three amigos?
Speaker 2 It's ridiculous. It's busy work.
Speaker 2 And so you got an OCD culture now that you got to, well, I have to do this and this and this and this for when that, when I get to the cross the river Nile and the crocodile man ask me the three questions, they would just do this pointless homework, okay?
Speaker 2 And the priest controlled that. So I want to know where the priests got the method of control from because I think that's what the big secret is that the Templars got is how to control crowds.
Speaker 2
And I think that because it's so obvious, like all the sports is that. Everything is a little pattern thing to like just keep you on the wheel of Samsara forever.
forever.
Speaker 1 It does make sense if you're talking about like the Egyptian story of
Speaker 1
going into the afterlife and all that stuff. They have it all mapped out.
We got all the information. Relax, go to work.
Speaker 2 Yeah, and then meanwhile the priest, right? And then so this guy had a great,
Speaker 2 I think his name is Mark Windows. Anyway, he had a great,
Speaker 2 something he said I had thought about a lot, which is
Speaker 2 Akhenaten. So Akhenaten, when he introduced monotheism, here's a way you could look at it.
Speaker 2 The industry of all these gods of polytheism had gotten so bloated like the government had gotten bloated of priests where you're worshiping every little rock right and he was like hey look we know there's the main god he's like trying to cut government down like that was his big crime that they buried him backwards and his weird-shaped head yeah he could be alien or they could have inbred him like a habsburg i don't know if you know what happens but people start to look like fucking aliens after you inbreed them enough you know and then you tie their skull up or whatever the fucking music kills them.
Speaker 2 So I think his big crime was crossing the deep state of his time, kind of.
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Speaker 2 I kind of think that, but I think that what I want to know is who are these people that have, they know the weird trick to do this and that, and they think that they're entitled to do it all the time.
Speaker 2 Like, what is that religion?
Speaker 1 Well, I think anybody that's in power thinks they should stay in power. Yeah, like a mayor that's getting voted out, they think they should stay in power.
Speaker 1 Everybody who's in power wants to stay in power because that's the game. The game is to get to the top.
Speaker 1 The game is to get to the top where you're the one who gets, ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of Dallas, Texas, Bob Smith, and he gets up there and says, Hi to everybody. It's the mayor.
Speaker 1 It's our mayor. He wants to stay that guy.
Speaker 2 The Koreans call it squid games, Joe.
Speaker 2 Have I told you about Hot Tua Coin?
Speaker 1
But that's what it is. It's just a normal thing.
And once you're in power, you want to stay in power.
Speaker 1
And that's what we saw during this whole election was that the people that were in power, we got to see it wasn't even the guy. We thought it was the guy.
We thought the guy wants to get
Speaker 1
the staff. People are like, that's okay.
It wasn't even the guy. It was the people around the guy that we didn't vote for.
Like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 If you're like a more sophisticated, like, NPR type fucking loyal Democrat, that's the kind of people that know that and think it's good. Like, no, it's who he has around him that really counts.
Speaker 2 Oh, the ones I didn't vote for?
Speaker 1 That's it's so crazy. Crazy,
Speaker 2 they like that.
Speaker 1 That a giant group of people that can easily be manipulated behind the scenes are now in control of everything, and they just slide executive orders into front of this senile man who was deemed not fit to stand for trial.
Speaker 2 Well, that's what the problem with running a pyramid scheme is: you know, you're recruiting narcissists, sociopaths, the people that really succeed by the way everybody talk about hock to a coin no is that what you meant well what i like about hawk to a coin is that a veiled reference no hawk to a coin
Speaker 2 is uh strictly for sigma grind set alphas
Speaker 1 what about uh melania coin yeah coffee
Speaker 2 dude i wouldn't i wouldn't mind getting some
Speaker 1 how much do you think uh cheer sir how much do you think uh melania coin is going for these days probably a lot yo if trump keeps promises i'll bet the coin will go up this is the way they'll compromise me they'll come to me with a JRE coin idea and they'll explain to me there's still NFTs out there dude
Speaker 1 that was the best one that one was like you can't you can't do it you can't explain it to me in a way that makes sense you can't the only thing that makes sense is people
Speaker 1 because that's an NFT but it's actually digital art people that guy the guy who made the giga chat the Elon Musk that's jacked
Speaker 1 if you haven't seen that never it's amazing we should probably have that on the desk again was it distracting is that why we took it off the desk never totally it's only ever been here really yeah i thought we had it.
Speaker 1 Didn't we? Oh, we had it on the desk unplugged when he gave it to us.
Speaker 5 Yeah, you're right. It never was on the desk.
Speaker 1 But also, that's the Shibu Inu.
Speaker 2 Oh, I see. Yeah.
Speaker 1
Wow. That Shibu Inu coin is.
How much is that worth right now? This is what we were talking about before: that if you put $1,000 into it when you started, it's worth like a shitload of money now.
Speaker 1 And I'm like, is that real money or is that like Dogecoin and this coin and fucking money? It's all magic.
Speaker 1 Right, but that's what I'm saying. Like, is the $36 billion that bought the Trump coin, is that real money? Or is that a bunch of, did you sell Shibu Inu coin to buy the Trump coin?
Speaker 1 Did you trade it in Trump? I mean, what do you think is that?
Speaker 1 What's going on?
Speaker 2 Well, if you do, I mean, look, but is that ultimately good?
Speaker 1 Is it ultimately good to have cryptocurrencies that no one's in control of?
Speaker 1 Maybe they're all volatile and crazy and moving all over the place, but it's not a central bank that's dictating the interest rates and telling you what you can do. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 It's not something called. Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 How can I check to see that it's not controlling?
Speaker 1
Look at these giant spikes where people just fucking cash out. 2021.
So 2021, it was worth how much?
Speaker 4 A lot more than it is now.
Speaker 1 $7. Where's Hoctua at? We checked Hawk Dua?
Speaker 4 That's a 24-hour volume. There was $8 billion traded that day.
Speaker 1 Okay. So what is it worth at that time?
Speaker 4 I mean, it's 0.00000645 cents.
Speaker 1 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So what, why did did I read that thing about people that if you bought it at a certain point in time?
Speaker 4 If you bought here, which was January of last year.
Speaker 1 No, I think they were saying if you bought at the beginning.
Speaker 4 Yeah, it just depends on what day you bought. If you bought this date, you're fucked.
Speaker 1 But if you bought $1,000 worth at the beginning, what's that worth now?
Speaker 1 Can you calculate that? No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 I don't know. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 The point was in this stupid thing was they were just talking about the volatility of these meme coins, how crazy it is and that some of them actually proved to be profitable and so the question is we have so many of them already what what's to stop people from doing it are there rule is it it I could see someone saying it's unbecoming for a president to make a big money grab and start a meme coin that I could see I see that argument but I my question is who's allowed to make them if you have a Shibu Inu coin and a Dogecoin you know a Hoctua coin how many of them are there let's find that out how many meme coins are there out there?
Speaker 1 And what's the rules? Like, who,
Speaker 1
I'm not saying that anybody should or shouldn't be doing this. I want to be real clear.
What I'm saying, what is going on here? And how easy is it to make one of these things? And can anybody do that?
Speaker 1
Yes, yes. Yes.
Anybody can do that. So isn't that fucking weird? And is that weird and bad? Or is it weird and different? Or is it better?
Speaker 1 than having a central bank that's controlled by something that's supposed to be the Federal Reserve, but it's not federal.
Speaker 2 Okay, so you brought up gold, gold, right? So here's the phases of magic.
Speaker 2 First, gold, which is alchemy, and then dollars, which is sigil magic, and now conjuration, where we conjure it out of nothing.
Speaker 1 Right, you can make a coin.
Speaker 1
And if you're the president, you can make a coin. You make $36 billion off that coin in a day or two.
Or it's worth it. Or it was, and it went up and down.
Speaker 4 That's where it gets real tough because he can't cash out. If he cashed out, it would fall apart.
Speaker 1 But couldn't you use that money that's in that account to get loans off of
Speaker 4 that day while it's still that valuable, valuable?
Speaker 1 and no one, you know, a smart person wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 But imagine if you have Trump coin, let's imagine, I'm not saying that anyone's doing this, but let's say we do a JRE coin, and the JRE coin is worth $3 billion, and we decide, okay, we're going to take some of that money and not sell the coin, but use it as collateral for a loan to build a $2 million new studio.
Speaker 4 Not for that, but essentially that's what the projects are supposed to be for. They're launching a coin almost as a fundraiser, as a new way to be like a stock, but it's just not, it's not a stock.
Speaker 1 That's what Trump is, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1
Okay, well, that makes sense. Everybody's got their own plans.
That does make sense because then you're essentially crowdfunding the organization.
Speaker 1 And as long as he's not selling the coins, the question is, like, when does it become a problem?
Speaker 1
Like, first of all, no one's making you buy into this. So it is what you say.
It's legal gambling because
Speaker 1 you're putting money in thinking you're going to get more money. Okay, so
Speaker 1
you're going to be able to find a moment where you're going going to cash out. And I know a guy who got fucked doing that.
Where his guy sold it at the wrong time and he lost a shitload of money.
Speaker 2 Oh, I thought you were going to say he got cheated by the coin wallet. He was invented.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because he was trying to cash out and he missed it.
Speaker 2
Look, you're just not backed up. If something goes wrong, you don't have the backup that you supposedly have with the other one.
That's, to me, the main thing.
Speaker 2 But at the end of the day, you're going to be part of the new Technocracy Inc. energy currency.
Speaker 2 You know, Technocracy Inc., the Canadian
Speaker 2 techno, where the guys wore gray suits and
Speaker 2
the whole thing was you're going to have energy credits. Yeah.
You always hear, and it splintered into a lot of things. Right.
Speaker 2 You know, that's the one Elon's grandpa was in, where they gave people number names that sound like, when you said kid name numbers,
Speaker 2 XH, they would do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 But his grandfather left the guys. The guy was like kind of a phony and a loser, the main faceman of it.
Speaker 2 But you still hear techno.
Speaker 1 But isn't it the technate? The technate.
Speaker 2 You heard of that?
Speaker 1 No, but isn't that a weird thing about people is that there's always,
Speaker 1 always
Speaker 1 in every fucking stretch of the earth, someone figures out like a system where there's a group of rules and laws and there's gods and he tries people.
Speaker 2
Because human nature is not good or bad. It's programmability.
And so the first guy to figure that out is the guy that got to be the first priest, I bet. And maybe he didn't figure it out.
Speaker 2 Maybe somebody told him.
Speaker 1 Well, that's how you turn someone into a soldier.
Speaker 2
That's how you turn them into whatever you need. That's why we have the Prussian school of school.
The teachers aren't there to know.
Speaker 2 You're like, oh, these teachers can't even pass an English test and they teach English. Well, just so you know, the system was set up not for them to know shit.
Speaker 2
The system was set up with psychological things. So whatever rich guy is in charge that week, that's the psych.
So remember, Common Core that everybody, all the liberals complained about Common Core.
Speaker 2 I don't have kids, so I didn't know how bad it was, but that's the Bill and Melinda Gates are going to be educating you now, Foundations fucking thing. And it's all psychology.
Speaker 2
They don't give a shit if you learn anything. They give a shit if you're going to be a problem.
And the reason I know is they wrote it down openly. John Taylor Gatto, all his books about education.
Speaker 1 Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 If you thought the Fauci book was interesting, wow.
Speaker 1 Really?
Speaker 2 Yeah, John Taylor Gotto, he wrote a good essay called Against School. And so the history of it, see,
Speaker 2 people get old and die out. You got a new generation of suckers born that don't even remember, right?
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 But yeah, there were people shooting at the feds when they instituted public school.
Speaker 1 But the whole idea of having someone like Rockefeller figure out the education system is so wild.
Speaker 2 Carnegie helped. Don't think it was an autocracy.
Speaker 1 Right. There was a few people involved.
Speaker 2 A bunch of plutocrats.
Speaker 1
They had a design. They had a design.
And that design could have been different. And who knows what we'd be like if it was.
But here's the other thing.
Speaker 1 I think there's some aspect of school forcing you to sit in those classes,
Speaker 2 forcing you to pay attention that but but there's some aspect of that that really gives you the motivation to not live that life i well that's how i felt that's how i felt i went in when i went to school i already could read and so i my i was more fully how you describe that thing now i was still pretty i remember like crying because i couldn't get in line i didn't know that but don't you think that's what makes like musicians comics artists that's what makes it like the resistance to want to be in that world oh you know what i think it is it's like you know when they'd say how foie gras is made, it's only bad foie gras is made this way, but all the geese are like this, and they're just force-feeding poison into them to make their liver soft.
Speaker 1
And that's what we... It's just grain.
They're giving them grain. Well, it's all ready.
Speaker 2 That was a, it's not how good foie gras is made at all. They treat them well or it wouldn't be good.
Speaker 1 Do you know that, okay, but do you know that the ducks actually walk over to the feeder? Do you know they
Speaker 1 gravitate? They want that to happen because they want to have full bellies. It's gross that they do it the way they do it.
Speaker 1
But the ducks want it to happen. No, I know.
But look, I'm just saying that
Speaker 1
imaginary. Courdain told me that.
I'm like, no way. He showed me a video.
Speaker 2
Bill's voice had an article years ago about it. And the guy was like, look, if it was different, I'd tell you, but I'm telling you what I just saw.
Yeah. But we're not in that good system.
Speaker 2
We're the ones from the story like this, and they force poisons in you. And then sometimes you lay golden eggs.
And that's what it is.
Speaker 2 You're a medium. You're a big, like a water balloon filled with blood.
Speaker 2 You know how they make snake venom where they bite the horse and they use the horse's hormones to make... Well, people are good.
Speaker 2 That's how we probably invented medicine, was using people with venom and then taking their fluids and making drugs out of it and shit.
Speaker 1 What? Yeah. You never heard of this? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 How medicine was invented?
Speaker 1 Well, it was mostly
Speaker 1 the Rockefeller method was they were using oil, right? Wasn't that like he converted pharmaceutical drugs to petroleum-based drugs? He had a little gold in it.
Speaker 1 Wasn't that like his
Speaker 1 under his direction?
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah, no, that's, dude, these eugenics didn't come from the Nazis. It came from us.
It came from our billionaires, and they're real into it.
Speaker 1 Right now, RFK Jr. is having his hearings.
Speaker 2
Oh, dude, he's interfering. Again, New World Order, not Alex Jones.
That's the thing they said openly. Bill Clinton said it.
Speaker 2 You could tell who the whole gang is because they all said it. Then they change it to the rules-based international order.
Speaker 2 Every stupid, like, parrot phrase, I can never get out of my my head now. Do you know what I mean? Like going back, Iraq, the terrorists go to the sound of the guns.
Speaker 2
That fucking shit about why Iraq was a good idea, because instead of attacking us, the terrorists will attack the soldiers in Iraq. Right.
Because they go to the sound of the guns.
Speaker 2 And you hear it three times, and now it's a fact.
Speaker 2
Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot.
Democracy's on the ballot.
Speaker 2 And then if I've been pre-primed properly with, you know, some good MK retard programming, and I hear democracy on the ballot.
Speaker 2 I react differently than like your old people that still watch CNN who are just like, I heard democracy's on the ballot. I might be triggered to go, sirhan, sirhan.
Speaker 2 Remember all those guys that went to kill Trump? Remember how weird they were? Yeah. The guy with two different color hair?
Speaker 1 Well, the first guy's the weird one because the first guy had like five phones.
Speaker 1 His house was professionally scrubbed. There was no silverware in his house.
Speaker 1
He had no online social media profile and he was 20 years old. Yeah.
And he was in a BlackRock commercial.
Speaker 1 and he, there was some sort of metadata from a phone that traveled from outside of the FBI offices in DC to him on multiple occasions.
Speaker 2 His folks were behavior modification therapists.
Speaker 2 Is that weird? Hey, does he, I mean, I don't want to tell tales out of school.
Speaker 1 Yeah, that's
Speaker 1 God.
Speaker 1 It's a girl.
Speaker 1
I mean, that guy was the perfect Lee Harvey Oswald. They'd scrubbed his past.
There was nothing there.
Speaker 1 But you know how nutty that is if he pulled that off?
Speaker 1 We're in an alternative timeline. We're in an alternative timeline.
Speaker 2 Seems like the same old timeline to me.
Speaker 1
No, no, no, no, no, no. The timeline took two big shifts.
Mark Andreessen brought this up, and I think he's totally right. Yeah.
The first big shift was Elon buying Twitter. That was a big shift.
Speaker 1 The second big shift was that bullet missing Trump. Those are giant shifts.
Speaker 1 Okay, that was different timelines.
Speaker 1 Because then he wins. And then when he wins, and then now he's trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2 Look, it was all foretold in the Illuminati card game. I don't know if anybody knows about that.
Speaker 1 Did you see that thing that I sent you? I think I sent you, Jamie, where they were explaining how this new technology's mapped out 55,000 NGOs that I showed it to you last night.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it looked like the galaxy.
Speaker 1
It looked like... It's so crazy.
It's like there's a
Speaker 1 non-government organization.
Speaker 2 So that's the shadow government.
Speaker 1 Hey, I'm going to go to the next store. So the government is funding non-government organizations.
Speaker 1 This is what's nutty.
Speaker 1 So fractal technology maps previously hidden connections between 55,000 liberal NGOs, revealing how tax dollars allegedly flow through major institutions like Vanguard and Morgan Stanley to groups like the Chinese Progressive Association.
Speaker 1 This breakthrough tracking system can now monitor every dollar going to every NGO, exposing intricate funding webs that traditional tech couldn't detect.
Speaker 1 Example, Black Voters Matter funds, $4 million distribution network was invisible until quantum mapping revealed dozens of subsidiary organizations.
Speaker 1 The unprecedented mapping reveals a previously hidden web of financial relationships.
Speaker 1 So if you look at this crazy web of financial relationships and like what is being done with all this money, it's just like shell corporations.
Speaker 1 It's like this convenient way to hide where all the money's coming from.
Speaker 1 And then this was a big part of what you were saying, like how much Kamala Harris Harris spent in the 1.5 billion a lot of it was to groups a lot of it was to NGOs yeah yeah literally gets their payout the most egregious example whether it's true or not we don't we we haven't been able to substantiate that celebrities were paid to endorse her publicly it just looked like it from their faces and how they performed well also like
Speaker 1 it looked weird like the Beyoncé thing was weird people thought they were gonna go see Beyonce perform and Beyoncé talks for 10 minutes and great camera 10 million dollars have hey have Beyonce and don't have her do the thing.
Speaker 2 Have her tell you her feelings and then leave right now.
Speaker 1 Have her tell you how to vote without singing.
Speaker 1 But also, it's like, did you really do that? Like, did you really, once more?
Speaker 1 Did you really
Speaker 1
fucking pay someone? And is that legal? To pay someone to endorse you? That seems crazy. It's true.
To get like a famous person.
Speaker 1 Like, it's one thing you want to endorse a Toyota. You know, like,
Speaker 1
this is my truck. I really love these Toyota tundras.
They're so reliable. It's an awesome car.
But it's another thing to endorse a political candidate and to be paid for it openly. That seems crazy.
Speaker 2 Well, but we're fighting against Trump.
Speaker 2 Don't you understand Trump?
Speaker 1 50 Cent turned down Donald Trump's $3 million offer to perform at Madison Square Garden rally.
Speaker 2 He still wants him Chelsea Handler blowjobs still.
Speaker 2 Yeah. That's how I read that.
Speaker 1
So I guess what this is saying is that the Republicans do it as well, but this isn't endorsing him. This is just performing.
Yeah,
Speaker 2
I hope nobody has party loyalty here because you are a chump if you do. You cannot go by the look, we don't even know what a woman is.
How do you supposed to know what a Republican is?
Speaker 1 Well, also, that's not like a good audience for 50 cents. You'll be clear.
Speaker 4 He said it on a radio show and afterwards Trump official or people on the campaign said that that was not true.
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, you have to also figure in they might just be saying bullshit.
Speaker 2 Boy, I'm getting sick of that.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1
Well, someone knows the truth. There's got to be paperwork, you know? Yeah.
There's got to be paperwork.
Speaker 2
I mean, I love the constellation. We had to use a quantum computer to figure out how.
Would you see Planet Biden family over in the other quadrant of the
Speaker 1
money? Oh, dude. It's so weird that it's legal to just flow money around.
And I think that's a part of this whole spending freeze, right?
Speaker 1 Isn't that a part of this whole government spending freeze?
Speaker 2 I mean, look, I could believe that it's so out of hand that you had to invent an AI to figure out how much money is being stolen.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 I can believe that, but Richard Grove from Grand Theft World Podcast has drawn a map of the connections of all, and his are like, they're not like, you know, a cult or something.
Speaker 2
He just did all the research and has a map of it. And you can see all the little groups.
They really do multiply like that. Like they fractal.
Speaker 1 That's wild.
Speaker 1 It's just so wild that there's so many of them. They do multiply and it creates this ecosystem of people that are there to support a very specific thing because their livelihood depends on it.
Speaker 1
A pyramid, if you will. Yeah.
And well, this is another thing that did this happen or did someone propose
Speaker 1 banning federal workers from posting on social media? And this was to prevent astroturfing. The idea was...
Speaker 1
They'll get around it. But this is the idea.
The idea is there's no federal funds can be spent paying a federal employee, and that federal employee then pushes propaganda.
Speaker 2 Wait, but I thought we have
Speaker 2 military to do that for us.
Speaker 1
But the idea is they're going to stop political parties from doing that. They're going to say that you can't do that anymore.
So you can't AstroTurf. You can't send a bunch.
Speaker 1 You have to hire a bunch of people that send a bunch of things and you're paying them because they do pay social media every single day.
Speaker 2 You think they're going to
Speaker 2 be able to do that?
Speaker 1 They've offered to pay people to endorse.
Speaker 4 When I Google stuff about the Hatch Act, it keeps popping up.
Speaker 1 In general, all federal employees may use social media and comply with the Hatch Act if they remember the following three prohibitions on duty or in the workplace prohibition.
Speaker 1
Employees may not engage in political activity while on duty or in the federal workplace, but they can do it when they get at home. I think this was something that Trump proposed.
Oh. So pull that up.
Speaker 1 Yeah, Trump.
Speaker 1 Trump's first order hit workers, construction, AG, federal. No, see if you find anything on that.
Speaker 1
Because someone was talking about it last night at the club, and I said, I got to find out if that's real. That sounds crazy.
And they were saying that it was to prevent astroturfing.
Speaker 1 But if you say that federal employees, including like congresspeople, they can't
Speaker 1 post, AOC can't post on Twitter, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 Yo, get rid of the FISA court. Here's some things on the list that I hope that he's going to do.
Speaker 2
I hope the FISA court thing that, you know, Tulsi had to be like, no, I'm for it now to maybe get appointed. Right.
And I think they're not buying. She's for it or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 Don't you think that the solution is that,
Speaker 1 of course, everyone can post on social media because you have to be able to explain yourself.
Speaker 1
And to limit someone's ability to explain themselves while they're a federal employee, that's a weapon that you could use against somebody. Yeah.
So they all have to be able to.
Speaker 1
But they should probably have to only post with their site. That probably should be a law.
Like, they can't have sock puppet accounts. They can't have bots.
Speaker 1 They can't hire a bunch of people to post stuff for them. Okay.
Speaker 2 That should be the thing. If you're in that Smith-Munt Modernization Act deployed to do that,
Speaker 2
you're just compartmentalizing it so this one group can't do it, but don't worry. The Intel community is not a good thing.
This is the thing.
Speaker 1 This is the question.
Speaker 1 Should there be a law against hiring a bunch of people to pretend that they're regular people and post stuff for you?
Speaker 1 You know? Well, I mean, should there be a law?
Speaker 2 I guess I have to go over it.
Speaker 2 Look, I hate dishonest motherfuckers, so my knee-jerk reaction is, of course there should be.
Speaker 2
But I'm sure, like with every goddamn thing, like when I was really for the Patriot Act because I was such a patriot. And it turned out it wasn't about patriotism.
It was about spying on you.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 4 I found that
Speaker 4 this is nothing about a ban, but this is something along the lines of what you're saying
Speaker 1 about something like this. What is it?
Speaker 4 So a subreddit called Fed News found that active worker daily activity on their subreddit is high during the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 Oh, they're working from home? Is that what they're saying?
Speaker 4 A lot of tax dollars paying federal employees to post on Reddit.
Speaker 2 Make them come to the office.
Speaker 1 Federal workers posting their strategy to clog up the works in revolt embodies exactly why the U.S. population is so eager to jettison so many of them.
Speaker 1 I don't know how true this is, but well, I'm sure it's well, there's a lot of people that are complaining about having to go back to work.
Speaker 2
The act of simple sabotage. I mean, it's like these people don't need to read it.
You've lived it yourselves.
Speaker 1 Go back to that. What is it saying? The act of simple sabotage?
Speaker 2 Yeah, you've seen how to
Speaker 1 put it up again? I don't know where we go. The CIA has you covered with their art of simple sabotage manual.
Speaker 1 The main points can also be found here in case you would rather not be accessing a sabotage manual hosted by a SPIG organization's website when said organization is now part of whatever the hell this administration
Speaker 1 to summarize further for anyone too lazy to click either link, organizations and conferences insist on doing everything through channels, never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
Speaker 1
Make speeches, in quotes. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length.
Illustrate your points, in quotes, by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.
Speaker 1 When possible, refer all matters to committees for further study and consideration.
Speaker 1 Attempt to make
Speaker 1
the committee as large as possible, never less than five. Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
How wild is this? Haggle over precise wording of communications, minutes, resolutions.
Speaker 1 Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to reopen the question of the advisability of that decision. This is crazy.
Speaker 2
Well, that's an old manual that they're passing around online now. It's been out for a while.
And see how it accurately describes everything that's going on around?
Speaker 1 Advocate caution, be reasonable, and urge your fellow
Speaker 1 conferees to be reasonable and avoid haste which might result in embarrassment or difficulties later on.
Speaker 2 Wait, I thought the Soviets were doing this.
Speaker 1 This is so crazy.
Speaker 2 Yeah, remember the speech about the Soviets demoralizing
Speaker 2 these motherfuckers.
Speaker 4 This is like another Reddit post about federal workers or something like that. That's what I was trying to.
Speaker 1 In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers.
Speaker 2 Oh, boy, this works really well.
Speaker 1 The fire department. It's so crazy.
Speaker 2 The LA Fire Department really could use this info. Is this real?
Speaker 1 Yeah, but this is old, though. You didn't know about this? What is it called again?
Speaker 2 It's like a manual to overthrow countries for the CI.
Speaker 1
I understand. Go back.
Just
Speaker 4 a sense on a post that someone even commented on another post. That's why I got to figure out.
Speaker 1 Right, but what is it titled when you click on the first one? Yeah, that one.
Speaker 4 Supervisor told us to stop posting on Reddit.
Speaker 1 The CI, no, the Simple Sabotage Act.
Speaker 4 Oh, that's not.
Speaker 1
The art of simple sabotage manual. That's part of what they're writing.
But this was the manual. So what we're reading is straight from the manual.
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 That's again, the art of simple sabotage manual. It seems like a way to clog up the gears of society.
Speaker 1 And look, if you're a George Soros type character and you're funding these ultra-liberal, progressive DAs to leak crime back out onto the streets and be as lenient as possible,
Speaker 1
that would be a way to do the same kind of thing. Like create more exams.
The same thing as keeping the border open. Don't check no one.
Let the gangs in.
Speaker 1 Have sanctuary cities where you don't even arrest the gangs.
Speaker 2 How much do they got to do it on purpose before you figure it out?
Speaker 1 Well, it seems so on purpose when Trump cleans it up like that.
Speaker 2 That's when you know.
Speaker 1
That's when you know. The art of simple sabotage.
So this is on the CIA's website. So, Jamie, now your computer is fucked.
I can't believe you clicked that link, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 2
Dude, they tell you the stuff they do all the time. That's the thing.
Nothing is classified. I mean, it is, but it's not.
They tell you. They tell you.
And they're not going to be able to do that.
Speaker 1
So they were teaching people to do their jobs badly. OSS, it's like when you're on a union job and they're like, hey, slow down.
It's mafia.
Speaker 2
It's all the mafia. Everything's mafia.
Those are mafia tactics.
Speaker 2
Rules for radicals. You ever read that book? Glenn Beck used to bring it up, but the way he made those people fart a lot in the theater.
It was like the end of dirty work.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 This is really interesting.
Speaker 1 A telephone at the office hotel or at telephone switchboards, delay putting calls through, give out wrong numbers, cut people off accidentally, or forget to disconnect them so that the line cannot be used again.
Speaker 2 Yeah, we have AI to do that now.
Speaker 1 They were doing this like way back in the day trying to make things work shitty.
Speaker 2 It's demoralizing.
Speaker 1 It's demoralizing and it keeps people from figuring out that you're doing something.
Speaker 2 Yeah, if you live in East Palestine, Ohio, I bet that was pretty demoralizing.
Speaker 1 What a fucking bizarre world we live in that this stuff is being revealed now for the first time in mainstream life.
Speaker 1 Because all throughout history, if you were talking like this, if we were in the 80s and you were talking like this, you were a fucking crazy person.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, here's here's what's funny: the term conspiracy theory, lest we all forget, came out of Alan Dulles at the CIA after they murdered JFK. Yeah.
Speaker 2
And he told his minions in the press to keep saying conspiracy theory. Yeah.
So that's where we got that from the P.
Speaker 2 I mean, that's mind-blowing.
Speaker 1
Yeah, and people didn't want to be labeled a fool. So you didn't want to be labeled a conspiracy theorist.
And so it shut down the conversation.
Speaker 2 Well, Diddy should tell that to the judge when he goes in on his Rico.
Speaker 2 Your Honor, this is just a conspiracy theory. How come that's a crime you could be prosecuted for? I call it a collusion theory.
Speaker 2 Remember, they started saying collusion? Because they burned the word conspiracy.
Speaker 2 So they had to say Trump, because what you're accusing of conspiring with Russia, but they had to keep saying collusion because they made that term suck for Intel purposes.
Speaker 1 Right, right.
Speaker 2 And every time they change the brand name, so UAP,
Speaker 2
it's because they go in the water. We have to change it.
Do you?
Speaker 2 That's why?
Speaker 1
Oh. No, it was the word got muddy.
Yeah, the word got muddy.
Speaker 1 Who muddied the word, by the way, again?
Speaker 2 Refresh me on who muddied the word?
Speaker 1
Oh, you assholes. No, a lot of things muddied that word.
The people in charge.
Speaker 1 But UFO was also muddied by crazy people.
Speaker 2
Oh, I know. They're useful to help muddy waters.
Yeah,
Speaker 1
listen, man. They do it on their own.
There's a lot of people that do it on their own. Well, okay.
Speaker 2 Once you tell the first lie, yeah, all kinds of speculations are going to happen. Why the fuck are you allowed to keep these secrets, motherfucker?
Speaker 2
No, I'm supposed to go, oh, it's a complicated world. Yeah, lying does complicate the world.
That's true.
Speaker 1
A lot of people. That's true.
Like, if they do have secrets, that's true. But what I'm saying is that the UFO stuff was muddied up with the same reason why the Loch Ness stuff was muddied up.
Speaker 1
It was like people that got high at parties and annoyed the shit out of you with Nessie stories. You know, you're like, enough.
You're a fool.
Speaker 1
You're wasting all your time paying attention to something that's not real. Yeah, it's a wheel of the same farm for you.
UFO got put into that category for a while. that's where you hide it.
Speaker 2 Here's where you hide things.
Speaker 1
But this is the thing that happened. They shifted it in 2017.
So in 2017, when the New York Times makes that report, now all of a sudden, this is a real story.
Speaker 2 Was COVID happening yet?
Speaker 1 Not yet, no. 2017.
Speaker 2 Oh, good.
Speaker 2 So we got prepped for maybe some disclosures.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 I think that they needed to do that in order to slowly leak what they already have.
Speaker 2 I want to know how they're going to tell anybody anything because here's why you got to keep a secret for a long time. The secret's real bad.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 2 how am I going to tell? It's like somebody's cheating on their girl with a horse or some evil shit.
Speaker 1 You were lying to Congress. So if you lied to Congress, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 They own Congress.
Speaker 1 But this is the thing. If it comes to a trial and it gets exposed,
Speaker 1
some people get, look, some people get sent down the river. You know, some people get sacrificed.
That's probably what happened with Epstein, right?
Speaker 1 Of course. People get
Speaker 2
it. Hugh Hefner made it to the end.
People get sacrificed. He's a good operative.
Boss Hogg served with distinction.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 You know, Boss Hogg was CIA.
Speaker 1
Yeah, you were telling me that last night. That is so crazy.
Tell me.
Speaker 2 He spoke five languages. He went to Yale.
Speaker 1
He was a... Boss Hogg for the Dukes of Hazard.
He played a moron.
Speaker 2
And his, yeah, and he was, it was Strom Thurmond and somebody else he didn't like. That's the voice he was doing for Boss Hogg.
And he's wearing a padded suit. He's not even fat, I don't think.
Speaker 1 No way.
Speaker 2 He's a bonesman? Boss Hogg? Yeah.
Speaker 1 Skull and Bones, you mean? Yeah, he was Skull and Bones.
Speaker 2 I think it was Vietnam he served in.
Speaker 1 Find a boss hog on the Duke's Ah.
Speaker 2 Nobody says, I've never heard any bad MK shit about him ever, by the way.
Speaker 1
Are you allowed to play Hogan's Heroes on TV? Because they have a bunch of swastikas. Swastikas.
Are you allowed to?
Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, I mean, Chase Bank has a swastika, so why can't they?
Speaker 1 Here, he was.
Speaker 2 You know, Chase has a swastika for a logo, right?
Speaker 1 What? Hold on.
Speaker 1 Hold, please. One step at a time.
Speaker 1
You're scattering on me. Brooke was fluent in English, French, Japanese, Spanish, Russian, and Italian.
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 It also said that he fussed with a half a dozen other languages such as Arabic, Mandarin, Chinese, Dutch, Parisian, Persian, rather, Polish, and Swedish.
Speaker 1 One of his hobbies was moving into and restoring run-down houses. In 1981, he lived in a modest home on a modest street in Los Angeles where he did his own gardening and carpentry.
Speaker 1
He called his boss hog character despicable, but enjoyed meeting fans of the show. Guy did not like Strom Thurmond.
Despicable. He's 5'6 ⁇ , 185.
Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 Well, actually, that probably. Oh, he did wear, he wore padding to seem fatter.
Speaker 1 Just Google
Speaker 1 a scene, Boss Hogg, on Dukes of Hazard. Let's watch a scene.
Speaker 1 He was definitely a little fat.
Speaker 2 No, I think Bob Odenkirk got his impression of Southerners from when I used to watch Mr. Show, I think he was doing Boss Hog.
Speaker 1 I might be wrong. My question was:
Speaker 1 you can't show the Dukes of Hazard anymore because of that fucking general.
Speaker 2 It was just some good old boys never meaning no harm.
Speaker 1 Now, let's see what colors you got here. Oh, Orange, I like this.
Speaker 7 That's good.
Speaker 4 What's this one?
Speaker 3 Blue, that's pretty.
Speaker 7 What color you got here?
Speaker 7 Ask! Elf! Red!
Speaker 7 I hate red!
Speaker 3 Look what you're getting to me!
Speaker 3 Hey, boss!
Speaker 1 Hey, boss! Ask! You don't!
Speaker 3 Listen, boss. Gonna hit! I just come here to report.
Speaker 7 Woo! Whoo!
Speaker 2 What a horrendous gunshot, Newman.
Speaker 7 How come you're still standing? All right!
Speaker 3 It's one of you cutthroats done, shot the boss in the gizzard, huh? That's Will you hush up, you dodo? That's just paint.
Speaker 7 What, see?
Speaker 7 Hey, that's just paint.
Speaker 1 This shows you the evolution of culture, because that might be one of the dumbest scenes I've ever seen in my life. It's amazing that this was a popular show.
Speaker 2
He's mocking a guy he doesn't like with that voice. I know, but that's moody tunes.
The show's terrible.
Speaker 1 It's so bad.
Speaker 2 Go back and look at all the 80s movies you ever watched.
Speaker 2 The messages are kind of strange.
Speaker 1
That show. That show's so bad.
Like, at least that scene in that show is so bad. But the point is, because of the General Lee, because of the Confederate flag, they pulled it off of television.
Speaker 1 Yeah, right. So you don't see it anymore.
Speaker 2 Which is like. I heard Bill Cosby bought it so you couldn't watch it.
Speaker 1 Didn't he? He did that with something, right?
Speaker 2 The little rascal supposedly. I don't know if that's true or not.
Speaker 1 I don't know if that's true or not either.
Speaker 2 Look, all these rich people, they get to a level like your
Speaker 2
Rockefeller. We have PR thanks to Rocket because nobody liked that motherfucker.
And so they invented PR to help sell him. And that's why we have who's your favorite billionaire, right?
Speaker 2 So you're like, people hate Elon Musk. I'm like, oh, which billionaires do you like? Are you like Gates?
Speaker 1 Yeah. Bezos.
Speaker 2 You should pick one like a feudal lord and you should serve under them and fly their banner. And you could do it with these great.
Speaker 2 Now I serve Hoctua coin. I don't know if I brought that up, but my lady.
Speaker 2
Hawk to a that's the programming is so obvious. And Disney's not going to be woke anymore.
We're going to go back to Bavarian fairy tales.
Speaker 2 It's all Nazi shit. The whole, every single thing.
Speaker 2
The programming is the Prussian school. We brought Nazis after the war.
They helped us go to the moon at NASA, right?
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Was everybody just moving on from that? You think they shot JFK because not Nazis?
Speaker 2 Like, CIA is covering for Nazis. And
Speaker 2 if JFK gets rid of the CIA, who's going to protect the Nazis? You don't think they would, these stupid smart guys?
Speaker 1 There's a whole bunch of factors. Like we talked about
Speaker 1
with the special forces guys. There's a whole bunch of factors that wanted to get rid of him.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 The shell companies.
Speaker 1 He was he seemed to be doing a lot of the same kind of things that this administration's kind of doing, like trying to clean house.
Speaker 2 They tried to shoot Trump twice.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 That's what's nuts about the whole JFK story is that he openly talked about getting rid of the CIA. I know.
Speaker 2 Looking back now, it feels kind of stupid that I thought they didn't kill him. Now I'm like, why would I think who else would have done it? Like,
Speaker 2 maybe it's the mob. Maybe it's the something like, oh,
Speaker 2 it takes a village, you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1 why would you only have one guy do it, especially back then? Like, back then, it was so easy to keep a secret in comparison to the money.
Speaker 2 Well, how did, what's his name, Lee Harvey Oswald, get out of Russia with his
Speaker 2 daughter of a, what are they, SVU? So their intelligence agency, military intelligence, the daughter of somebody from that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Who the hell got him in and out? Well, that's when we worked with Reinhardt Galen from the SS. Remember when we merged
Speaker 2 all that Project Gladio shit?
Speaker 2 Pretty much everything. Like everything you hear about the devil's chessboard in that book,
Speaker 2 that's when we merged with the fucking Nazis.
Speaker 2 But they were like good WEF Nazis.
Speaker 2 Do you know what I mean? They think globally, they act locally.
Speaker 1 Well, it's all fact. Operation Paperclip is a real thing.
Speaker 2 Well, we should forget about it and just not connect it to anything, I think. I think it would be best if you didn't connect to anything.
Speaker 2 It's funny that people don't want to admit it it is interesting it's interesting like that that it's so it puts so many other things into question yeah well now that i don't believe in god i got nothing so i gotta believe in this forever don't i now that i know i'm a scientific materialist and i know there is no god because you uh what what else can i rely on except the the promise of transhumanism one day i will be a robot man yeah that's a these fucking weirdos say this shit uh-huh there is no name dude when i'm watching bad thad on here go there is nothing there's no essence of anything.
Speaker 2 It's all like, not, you know, just name it and claim it.
Speaker 2 I'm like, do you know how insane that is? What just came out of your fucking mouth? But they think that.
Speaker 1 And he told you.
Speaker 1
Intellectual gymnastics. They're just doing intellectual gymnastics.
They're playing around with ideas. And they think they're smart enough.
Speaker 1 Their ego is so silly that they think they're smart enough to take in a logical thing and promote it as logical because it makes them look like a contrarian or like an abstract thinker.
Speaker 1 Well, how do you make your money?
Speaker 1 Yeah, you make your money by being a bullshit artist. So if I'm trying to be a rebel.
Speaker 2 If I'm on a shape, if I'm a Bill Gates that's just so concerned about the health of the children of the world, you know, I mean, he's a good guy, wants to help.
Speaker 2 It's not just about the money. It's about my fucking Pharaoh's tomb I should have.
Speaker 2 I'm going to fucking get people like that that care about the money, and they're going to be under me in my little pyramid.
Speaker 1 Isn't it interesting that we always know that that has been the case throughout history, but we don't want to believe it's happening with the elites of the world now?
Speaker 1 Like in our minds, we want to separate the people of today from the people of the past that did the same thing over and over and over and over again throughout history.
Speaker 2 Hey, I don't want to believe I'm bald, but guess what? I got to wear a Hoctua hat wherever I go.
Speaker 2 Name it and claim it.
Speaker 1 So you were saying that the Hoctua girl has gone missing?
Speaker 2
No, it's true. I don't think she, she probably hasn't posted online.
I think now's the time to get in. But Jamie was telling me she's supposedly missing.
But it's like when Suri Cruz was missing.
Speaker 1 Didn't she make a statement saying she had no idea what the fuck was going on? Like, she didn't understand.
Speaker 2 Yo, Coffeezilla had a thing about it. Like, the dude, DJ Hollywood, or whatever,
Speaker 2
he's married to Howie Mandel's daughter. He's known for starting these up.
So, it's like a George Foreman grill. George Foreman didn't invent the grill.
Right.
Speaker 2 They're like, this is your grill, George Foreman. That's what they did with Hoctua.
Speaker 1 How much,
Speaker 1 how many different crypto coins are there, Jamie? Did we find that out?
Speaker 4 It's honestly,
Speaker 4 it's innumerable. I want it to be deadass.
Speaker 1
Innumerable. I said it it again by the way.
So it could be a million? Yeah,
Speaker 4 we could start 10 right now, and they could all be called the same thing.
Speaker 2 Now, do you like boyhawk to it?
Speaker 1
But this is the thing. It's like, if you were a crazy person that invested in NFTs.
I am.
Speaker 1 If you're one of those people that gets in on these things, why wouldn't you get in on this stuff? It seems like some people are
Speaker 1 probably better now. Just like some people are professional poker players.
Speaker 2 That's exactly what that's exactly it.
Speaker 4 There's a coin called Fartcoin that started up.
Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 It's like a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 But how it was started, I was trying to get into was
Speaker 4 someone turned on to it, like an AI, maybe two AIs, and gave it some parameters, and it created this coin. And so then someone launched it.
Speaker 2 Oh, that's the thing my buddy launched.
Speaker 1 Now it's worth a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 But look, why it's that is all the parameters and the project and everything it's supposed to do and what they're supposed to do is all laid out here on this website, which almost all of them are, I think you're supposed to have that.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1 Here's the big question, though. Where's the money coming from? If it's worth a billion dollars, is that real money? Has someone spent a billion dollars?
Speaker 4 Yeah, someone fronts a billion. Like, if in theory, if you think there's a billion to start, someone put a billion.
Speaker 2 Is that true? Yeah.
Speaker 1 Oh, so it doesn't come from nowhere. Wait, really? So you can start a coin, but you need a billion dollars of real money? That's the pump.
Speaker 1 Jesus.
Speaker 4 You got to pump before you can dump.
Speaker 1 So it's actual money?
Speaker 1 Or is it crypto money? This is the question. Like what I was saying, like, does the Trump coin, did people take their Shibu Inu coins and buy Trump coins? Do you you do, is that?
Speaker 1
It almost doesn't matter. Look, I've heard it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It does matter because if you put it on your American Express card at the end of the month, you're going to have to pay.
Speaker 4 In order to do that, though, you have to make, in order to do what you just said,
Speaker 4
you have to go through an exchange to exchange it into a coin. Right.
Then you're exchanging.
Speaker 2 Do you sound like Poor Dad from Rich Dad Poor Dad?
Speaker 1 I've never watched that.
Speaker 2 Oh, well, Rich Dad says, go into debt. That guy's a billionaire in debt.
Speaker 1 Has you never seen Rich Dad Poor Dad? No.
Speaker 2 His real story is so much better than his fake story.
Speaker 1
It's so interesting. Here's my advice.
Don't go into debt.
Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what poor people are doing.
Speaker 1 Real freedom is the ability to do what you want when you want to do it.
Speaker 2 My rich dad told me only poor people work.
Speaker 2 You only have one dad.
Speaker 1 That's part of the deal, too.
Speaker 4 I think Trump's under some about a billion dollars. Like, if I owe you a billion dollars, it's your problem.
Speaker 1 It is.
Speaker 2 And can you say he's wrong? And that's what I look.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 Well, some of these are pumping dumps, but I say Hawk 2 is a keeper.
Speaker 1 That's the weird thing about getting wealthy is you have to meet other wealthy people.
Speaker 2 Yeah, and so imagine hanging out with them.
Speaker 2 It must be fucking weird.
Speaker 1
It's so weird. Yeah.
It's so weird because
Speaker 1
I'm pretty normal. Like, I'm pretty much the same person.
Well, William.
Speaker 1
I'm like a better version of who I used to be. That's what I strive to be.
That's what I think I am.
Speaker 1 So if that's the case, like what, what, what is the draw of like being a part of like these elite groups because people want to like be a part of this you want to be in the secret meeting to get as much power as possible yeah you want to go to the conferences and speak at the conferences and be around all these other rich ballers and rub elbows with all the elites have a drink and then you wake up and i show you a godfather
Speaker 2 or you're in a tub with a another kid yeah and then and now i own you motherfucker and then now you
Speaker 2
Oh, how this person just starts singing a different tune out of nowhere. Right.
How much of you that you've seen? It's really odd. Almost as if somebody had something on them, isn't it?
Speaker 1
A little weird. It gets weird.
What happened to Bernie?
Speaker 2 That's a broken man. I wonder what they did to him.
Speaker 1 Didn't he just tweet something ridiculous?
Speaker 2 He better, or else something's going to come out he don't like. That's how I take it.
Speaker 1 He tweeted something ridiculous. When I read that, I was like, this does not even make logical sense.
Speaker 2 All these people saying shit that makes no logical sense.
Speaker 2 If you're motivated, you'll say the shit that makes no, if you're properly motivated.
Speaker 1 One of my favorite things was when the Bernie people were mad at Bernie for making money off of his book because he made like a million bucks off his book.
Speaker 2 Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, you're a part of the problem now.
Speaker 1 Yeah, no,
Speaker 2 his part of the problem happened in legislation, not in the book part.
Speaker 2 That's pretty honest, actually, the book, because most of them get paid out the ass.
Speaker 1 I think the idealistic perspective of what he was trying to do makes a little bit of sense.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, that's why they pick a guy, and he's the guy that's allowed to say that, but he ain't going to back it up.
Speaker 1
Well, they were worried that he was going to. They were worried that he was going to be able to make it into the actual White House, which is why they sabotaged him in the primaries.
season. Yeah.
Speaker 1 They were worried. And
Speaker 1 that would have thrown it.
Speaker 1 My first attacks, when CNN said that my show was sexist and racist and transphobia. Yeah, those Bernie bros.
Speaker 2
That's a real thing. Oh, that's a catchphrase.
A Bernie bro.
Speaker 1
Right. You turn him into a scumbag.
You turn him into like, or a clown, a Bernie bro.
Speaker 2 Well, you get an identity. See, identity politics, the great part of that is you can take...
Speaker 2
Instead of talking about shit that matters, you know, the economics let's say. Right, you can talk about shit that doesn't matter, which is your outer shell.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
And you can pretend, and you can turn the superficial into the most, and that's where we live now. Yes.
In MK retard land.
Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, gold,
Speaker 2 I could see how they started using gold. It works.
Speaker 1 Well,
Speaker 1 it's not as old as I thought it was, which kind of throws my whole fucking theory into a monkey.
Speaker 2 You can't spell gold without old. That's what we say in the gold business.
Speaker 1 It still doesn't make sense to me that even thousands of years ago, we all agreed on these stupid metal coins. But it does make sense that you kind of need something.
Speaker 2 Like if it just logically they probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave cave J.P. Morgan and the rest of the boys met and then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on.
Speaker 1
You know, it used to be salt. Salt.
They used to go to war for salt.
Speaker 2 That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Like, can you imagine you're Roman and they're like, you got done with the battle.
Speaker 2
Like, all right, we're going to dump. That's your pay.
Right. Can we not dump my paycheck on the earth? Like, the rain's going to wash it away.
Speaker 1 salt was worth so much money because you could preserve meat with it otherwise you couldn't have meat because they didn't have refrigeration so they would take everything they would cover with salt so salt kills bacteria i should probably eat more salt to preserve my meat well people think that salt lowers your or high makes your blood pressure higher there's like so much yeah stupid shit that's connected it turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that you know like your your fructosis and your uh well it got lumped into that whole thing where they were trying to connect um saturated fat and
Speaker 1 heart disease because the sugar companies.
Speaker 2 Would you live through when they flipped the polls on what's good and bad like several times?
Speaker 1
Well, that one's documented, right? Because that one they actually bribed scientists. The sugar industry bribed scientists to lie.
And so that flipped it on.
Speaker 1 And then they were looking for other reasons why people were getting fat and other reasons why people were having hypertension and all these different things. And salt got thrown into the mix there.
Speaker 1
But the problem is salt's an essential mineral. It's like a very important thing for human life.
Yeah, like carbon. Yeah, you fucking actually need it.
Speaker 1
You should put salt in your water in the morning. Take some Celtic salt, sprinkle it in some hot water in the morning and put it, like squeeze a little lemon in there.
It's fucking good for you.
Speaker 1 Salt's very important.
Speaker 2 You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
Speaker 1
You should get sun. Get nose on your head.
This idea that
Speaker 1 the bad skin cancer that people get from what I've
Speaker 2
makes sense. Jimmy had it.
He explained the whole fucking fucking thing. He did.
It's like a, yeah, he had the kind that where you it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 Yeah. And the kind that's bad, generally you get because you're not exposed to the sun.
Speaker 1 Boy, what a bad thing. You want to get exposed to the sun in like a big burst and your skin's not prepared for it.
Speaker 2 What a blooper they made with that one.
Speaker 1 They made that with so many things, man. With the downplaying the
Speaker 1 positive impact of exercise and diet on health. And you want to pretend that all health comes from a fucking injection.
Speaker 2 Wait, do you think that was even
Speaker 1 global health people, the people that aren't healthy? How about that? How about look at them and you go, that guy's not healthy.
Speaker 2 You don't want to fuck Peter Hotez?
Speaker 1 Like, ew, RFK.
Speaker 2 He's 70 and he looks like that. And look at this fucking.
Speaker 1 Well, he's when I had Peter Hotez on and we talked about food and diet. I was like, this is the most crazy, unscientific perspective.
Speaker 1 I was very kind to him about it, but I was like, you don't eat well and you don't take vitamins? Yeah.
Speaker 2 Take that lab to that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 And you don't exercise.
Speaker 1
This is crazy talk. Yeah.
This is absolutely crazy talk because there's a fucking giant amount of scientific literature on the positive impact of all those things.
Speaker 1 So if you are not addressing that science and your only science is I have to stick you with a fucking experimental needle.
Speaker 2
And I happen to make the thing that we stick in. Yeah.
I happen to be a guy that makes money off that, but don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 You think I would promote it if it wasn't the best thing? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 It's just, we don't want to believe that that's how people in positions of authority would ever behave because the responsibility that comes with being in that position, where you're the person that informs everybody else, and you're knowingly going through this with fucking huge blinders on.
Speaker 1
That even when you get exposed, you don't realize, oh, it really is hypocritical of me. Yeah.
You know, I should actually supplement my food with vitamins. I should stop eating garbage.
Speaker 1
He's like a junk food junkie. He was talking to me about getting junk food.
Yeah. He likes to get cheeseburgers and fries.
Like, hey, buddy, that's so bad for your immune system.
Speaker 1 All that stuff is terrible.
Speaker 2 I think it was Time magazine that said, actually, processed food probably isn't that bad.
Speaker 1 Isn't that funny they said that? You know what the most recent thing? They said, actually, aluminum and vaccines isn't a bad thing.
Speaker 2 I thought there was no aluminum. Wait, I thought they said there was none of that.
Speaker 1 No, there is. There has to be.
Speaker 2 Hey, here's one.
Speaker 1 There has to be an irritant.
Speaker 2
So, you know, I was in a doomsday call. You know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977.
And, boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks.
Speaker 2
And then, meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head.
So now they have a worse record than Bible people.
Speaker 2 The climate prophecy is less reliable than the crazy religious people.
Speaker 1 Well, not even Bible people, Jehovah's Witnesses.
Speaker 2
Everybody, like a lot of people Harold Camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing.
But Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right.
Speaker 2 The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2
The rainforest, as a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree.
I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah.
The trees breathe carbon.
Speaker 1 Yeah. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2
Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees.
There's too much tree air.
Speaker 2 Oh. There's more.
Speaker 1 The earth is greener now than it was 100 years ago.
Speaker 2 Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, we were talking about oil?
Speaker 2 So that's Sinclair with the bronosaurus on the can, right?
Speaker 2 And that was to, that's marketing. That's if you look up Colonel Prout, Pratt, P-R-O-W-T-Y,
Speaker 2 he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy, because the military came up with our energy policy. Right.
Speaker 2 And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil, because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say.
Speaker 2 And then because it's... it governs like everything, your energy,
Speaker 2
they could just control all kinds of shit. And then they could say it's scarce and we don't have enough of it.
And then they could do your carbon footprint, invent BP, came up with that term.
Speaker 2 And people say it like an asshole. Oh, is my carbon,
Speaker 2 not their carbon ass print, have a big one if you want, but your carbon footprint.
Speaker 2 Like I'm Catholic now, but of climate change. Right.
Speaker 1 Oh, why was I born?
Speaker 2
Right. I shouldn't even be on the earth.
I'm so bad for existing. Why don't I find Jesus if we're going to do that game?
Speaker 1 Right?
Speaker 2 Where I feel guilty for being around
Speaker 2 while guys on a goddamn plane, private jet telling me that.
Speaker 1 Well, it offsets it. All is global health work.
Speaker 2 Yeah, that church thought that you could offset Sin by paying for it, and then they had a schism, I think. So I think it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 The fucking Al Gore movie was so wrong in so many ways. If you go back and watch that movie, didn't he say by like 2005, the fucking polar ice caps were going to be gone?
Speaker 1 Like, the whole thing was so nutty.
Speaker 2 Yo, more shit's coming true out of dumbass revelation book in the Bible than anything Al Gore said.
Speaker 2 Is that disturbing?
Speaker 1 It's very disturbing. I mean, if you.
Speaker 1 It's very disturbing.
Speaker 2 Yeah, like they wrote it and are fulfilling it themselves disturbing is how it feels like like today.
Speaker 1
But it's one of those things, like you're a vaccine denier. You know, it's the same kind of thing.
You know what I'm saying? Like if you're a climate denier. Yeah.
Yeah, you denied Christ.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, Fauci's got the, what do they call it? The Jesuit look, the wire glasses, and that, you could see it like transferring that weird Catholic. Robin DiAngelo, she said it.
Speaker 2 I want my Catholic guilt to be your policy on race now.
Speaker 1 Oh, I do.
Speaker 2 And then, so it's like, you're racist because you were just born a Caucasian. You have to understand that.
Speaker 2 So because you can't help but you're racist, I need you to be racist against yourself from now on. That's what they were teaching.
Speaker 1 It's like the people right now that are still on Fauci's side, that still think he did a great job. Yeah.
Speaker 1 And that he was, there's still people out there that really think that he didn't know about the lab leak theory and that he
Speaker 1 didn't coerce people into changing their stories and he didn't have the power to grow. They're not going to get money.
Speaker 2 And they're not going to look into it.
Speaker 1
They're not going to look into it. They think that Trump is an evil man because all Fauci did was do a good job and he saved millions of lives.
Do you know that the vaccine saved millions of lives?
Speaker 1 You got to repeat that.
Speaker 1 It did? It saved millions of lives.
Speaker 2 Not even arguably in there.
Speaker 1 It's going to work. Millions and millions of lives.
Speaker 2 I'm surprised just because after I got it, I immediately got COVID, so I'm a little surprised.
Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 It slowed the sky.
Speaker 1
You're not scientific, and you don't trust the science. And that's why we're having an argument about this, and I have to clap back at you.
I think it's called clapping back.
Speaker 2
Yeah, a James Clapback from James Clapping. It's a CIA invention.
You give him a clapback.
Speaker 2
We don't even know how many people are. I didn't say Hunter's laptop was Russian missing.
I said it had the earmarks of an information operation.
Speaker 1 Yeah, and someone who's on crack who just films his dick 24 hours a day does have the earmark. Yeah, I mean, the guy did it so wild that it seems fake.
Speaker 2 Why is Hunter not a political streamer with this level of degeneracy?
Speaker 1 He really should have a fucking Twitch channel. He would rule.
Speaker 2 Dude, Hunter, just playing with him.
Speaker 1
Just go hard. Your dad's dead.
Go hard now. You can go hard now.
Get back on the wagon.
Speaker 2
His piece soft? Let me tell you. Nothing to sneeze at.
He took a lot of... China knows now.
Speaker 1
Everybody knows. Everybody knows.
But they knew already. That was one of the reasons why they were paying that guy.
Speaker 2 Why did Biden pardon Bidens that I've never heard of?
Speaker 1 Because they were all guilty, apparently.
Speaker 2 Yeah, and why I didn't know banks were reporting suspicious activity. You know, because he has, you know, the Shell Company Galaxy.
Speaker 1 He has a bunch of suspicious activities.
Speaker 2
By the way, a normal person has 20 shell companies. I don't know if you know that.
I have 80. Yeah, well, you're smart.
Speaker 1 I keep them in my pocket.
Speaker 1 Two shell companies? Yeah.
Speaker 1 The whole idea behind a fucking full pardon, there's almost none left. You want some more? I can get more made.
Speaker 2 No, probably enough, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 The whole idea behind pardons is supposed to be there's a crime that you did that we think you served enough time, and the president has enough information, or they, whatever.
Speaker 1 They're not going to be able to get it
Speaker 1
to it. Well, it's like this weird power that you have to commute sentences and to pardon people for crimes, alleged crimes.
That they were convicted for.
Speaker 2 Do you know that the Justice Department under Biden, as they so eloquently said to the January 6th people, if you accept, because remember they were like, Trump's going to do preemptive pardons.
Speaker 1 Remember that? Right.
Speaker 2
Biden would never do that, if we recall. And they got letters.
Just so you know, if you accept the pardon, that means you're saying you're guilty and it doesn't unring.
Speaker 2 This is the quote, unring the bell of your prosecution. And they're right, it doesn't because now, and that's what what's his name I was talking about with Fauci.
Speaker 2 Like, you can't plead the fifth ever again if you take a pardon.
Speaker 1 That's what we were talking about last night.
Speaker 2 So if Fauci's going to rap people out, that's cool. I hope we stick with it.
Speaker 1 If they bring him in and they make him sing, the thing is, he could perjure himself.
Speaker 1 Like, if they know something and you say something that is not true on the stand, if you lie, if they determine, now you have a whole nother crime. Yeah.
Speaker 1 And the thing that they didn't pardon him for is the stuff that happened during the AIDS crisis. I don't know what the statute of limitations on that stuff is.
Speaker 1 But if you go back and you want to try him for what he knew, I mean, this is the Dallas Buyers Club.
Speaker 1 If you want to try him for what he knew about suppressing other therapeutics other than AZT, or if you knew that he had the data on AZT and how quickly it was killing people.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, once you do the first batch of mass murder, it's easy to go from there, isn't it?
Speaker 1
In the 1980s and 90s, like no one knew what the fuck was going on. There's no internet.
There's no RFK Jr. spreading the word with his book.
Like no one gets that information.
Speaker 1 So that happened for a long-ass time. And then when he tried to do it again in 2019, the single fucking solution is the vaccine and the vaccine only.
Speaker 1 People will drop their ideological bullshit and get vaccinated.
Speaker 2 You know, Matt Orfolett does those great compilations of him saying the opposite in the same breath.
Speaker 1 He's crazy.
Speaker 1
That's a person that's in an extreme position of power. They probably got drunk with it.
And, you know, and is able to justify a lot of wild shit.
Speaker 2
Okay, the way they can justify it is, is because most of these people are controlled by some kind of intel. Hopefully ours, but maybe not.
And they
Speaker 2
we still make, do gain of fun. Hey, good news, we do gain a function with China, our adversary still.
I don't know why that would be.
Speaker 1 Well, wasn't that also the talk about Ukraine, that Ukraine had bioweapons labs? Peaceful.
Speaker 2 No, no, they had.
Speaker 2 Let me quote, peaceful bio-labs.
Speaker 1 Oh, peaceful.
Speaker 2 Now, I don't know if you know the nuanced difference between a peaceful biolab and a bioweapon lab, but it's real nuanced.
Speaker 1 Peaceful bio lab is where they grow mushrooms.
Speaker 2 That's where I buy my mushroom gummies. Yeah, it's the diamond.
Speaker 1 Peaceful biolabs.
Speaker 1 By the way, if mushrooms become legal, somebody please make a product called Peaceful Bio Labs. It would be fun.
Speaker 1 It's like a tribute to the show.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I love in the Korean War, those soldiers didn't want to come home, right?
Speaker 2 And this is what started the mind control race and the Manchurian candidate and all those movies was these soldiers wouldn't come back.
Speaker 2 They defected to North Korea, and they said the United States has been using weaponized viral, you know, germ warfare on the people of Korea. And so that's when we knew
Speaker 2 they must be under mind control to say such nonsense. Right.
Speaker 1 There's no way the government would do that.
Speaker 2 Yeah, so we knew that's how we knew for sure that's what it was. And so that started a nice mind control race.
Speaker 2 And that's why we have the story of the Manchurian candidate because China was going, whoever the fuck was going to do it. Guess what?
Speaker 2
When you hear about what our enemies are up to, that's how we fund what we're up to. By scare.
Oh, they don't want to tell people the truth because it'll panic them.
Speaker 2 When the fuck do they not want you panicked? Is this a different government that I haven't heard of? The number one thing they love is you to be traumatized and then forgetful.
Speaker 1 Right, but the UAP thing, they don't want you to be traumatized by something more powerful than them.
Speaker 1 The problem with the UAP thing is it dissolves our faith in government because government is just as useless as us. Yeah, I didn't think they were God.
Speaker 1 Yeah, if there's something from another planet that's so beyond us that it has complete control of our nuclear program, complete control of our internet, our grid, controls the population, can't be totally invulnerable to weapons, and comes down and God takes over.
Speaker 1 Well, a superior race.
Speaker 2 A bunch of people already believe in the thing you said, but don't think it's aliens, and they're fine with it.
Speaker 1 In fact,
Speaker 2 like, I think it's, oh, people are going to go crazy and then they're going to come at us is the fear.
Speaker 2 Because that H.U., you know, Orson Welles' famous thing, I bring it up all the time, everyone panicked because they thought it was real. That's not fucking true.
Speaker 1 Well, some people panicked, but it wasn't nearly the hysteria. People that tuned in in the middle that didn't know really freaked out.
Speaker 2 I think it was not even that. I think
Speaker 2 now that we know the papers didn't like radio because it was much like podcasting is to CNN, they were trying to kill that is what I think.
Speaker 1 Really? Well, it was greatly exaggerated, right? The negative impact of it.
Speaker 2 And then taught as fucking science for many people.
Speaker 1 You committed suicide. That was the thing that we were told in school.
Speaker 2 They told you people killed themselves from that.
Speaker 1
Yes. Yeah, when I was in high school, I remember they were talking about Orson Welles and the teacher in high school was explaining.
I'm 90% sure of this, the foggy memory, because I was probably 15.
Speaker 1 But in that foggy memory, I'm pretty sure they were talking about people committing suicide because of it.
Speaker 2 Yeah, hilarious. So that's before Roswell or whatever.
Speaker 2 What's the use of that?
Speaker 1 Is there any evidence that people did commit suicide after War of the Worlds? Because look, there's a a lot of schizophrenic people, unfortunately. There are now.
Speaker 1 Back then, too, no? Yo.
Speaker 1 Okay, while the War of the Worlds radio broadcast is often associated with mass panic, there's no credible evidence of any widespread suicides directly caused by the broadcast.
Speaker 1 The idea of people killing themselves due to believing in Martian invasion was real and is generally considered a myth.
Speaker 1 Though some listeners did experience significant distress and fear due to the realistic presentation of the fictional event, I'm sure that's true.
Speaker 1 So the suicides is probably what always happens, right? People exaggerate shit.
Speaker 2 Dude, how long are they going to use suicides as an excuse to like
Speaker 2 lie? Or like climate change right now, that's like a dog you blame farts on. That's what climate change is.
Speaker 2 Do the fires?
Speaker 2 It's unbelievable watching.
Speaker 1 Well, people calling the fires climate change is crazy.
Speaker 2 How would that absolve Newsom and the gang if it was climate change? Either way, shouldn't you have water in the fucking hydrant?
Speaker 1 Shouldn't you have more water?
Speaker 1 Shouldn't you have water in the hydrant? What is this?
Speaker 4 Is they'll open the 1984 Olympics.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 4 A fake alien
Speaker 4 light.
Speaker 1 So that's back. I don't think they told people about it either.
Speaker 2 I'll kind of skim through it. Is it Michael Jackson in there?
Speaker 1 Oh, wow. What was it?
Speaker 4
They used some Disney people. Apparently, they went through a couple tests.
This is a jet engine of some sort flying a flying saucer in.
Speaker 1 They had a bunch of lights on it. Oh, my God.
Speaker 4 They didn't tell anyone this was going to happen either. They just started doing it.
Speaker 1 Oh, my God, dude. Imagine?
Speaker 1 And then there's an alien. How big is it?
Speaker 2 What's the alien? I think it's like 50 feet. Holy shit.
Speaker 1 Oh, it looked like there was a helicopter above it, dude.
Speaker 4 Well, they're flying over
Speaker 1
Olympics. So this is the opening.
Right, but it's not suspended by a helicopter?
Speaker 4 I don't believe so. No, I was trying to read into how they did it.
Speaker 1 I thought I saw a helicopter above it.
Speaker 1 Here's the let it go for a little bit.
Speaker 4 What's 10 minutes long?
Speaker 1 They should do this
Speaker 1
in Miami sometime. Look at that.
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 1 Boy, in 1970 or 84, rather, when this was going on, you probably scared the shit out of people. They probably thought the real aliens were actually landing at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 Look how excited people were about the Olympics back then.
Speaker 2 Our ritual has attracted the sky gods.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 4 There's the alien.
Speaker 1 Dude, why do we have Olympics again? Dude, that's wild. Well, because people want to make money off of athletes that work for free.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's called eugenics.
Speaker 1 Look at this.
Speaker 1 It's been created. Look at all the lights flashing.
Speaker 1 the alien himself.
Speaker 1
Oh my god. That is no one on stokes.
That is a man 7 feet 8 inches tall.
Speaker 1 What?
Speaker 4 She's got
Speaker 1
a lot of stuff. Whoa.
So that's how they practiced it. So they practiced
Speaker 2 when they talked about Blue Beam.
Speaker 1
And alien invasion back then. They practiced it in 1984.
That's fun. I want to know how they powered that spaceship thing.
Speaker 4 That's how I was getting into it. They had an article in 2004 when they were bringing it back up, and the guy from Disney was explaining how he did it.
Speaker 1 So if they could do that in 84, and then the government with all their black ops funds.
Speaker 2 They had laptops in the 70s, and it's just a matter of how expensive it is to make, and then that's why you're always like 30. Just as a rule, you're about 30 years behind the best shit they got.
Speaker 1 So you think all these things that people are seeing are ours?
Speaker 2 Well, the drones?
Speaker 1 No, the UFOs, the things that go underwater, the things that, all these things that fly through the air,
Speaker 4 they also made this in 1974.
Speaker 1 This thing's called an X-Jet.
Speaker 4 Yeah. But it was really loud, though.
Speaker 1 So, like. 19 what
Speaker 4 this was in the 70s.
Speaker 1
This guy's flying around in a flying chair. I looked at it.
In the 70s?
Speaker 4 This could go 60 miles an hour.
Speaker 1 It could go up to 10,000 feet easily. How many people died testing that?
Speaker 4 They only tested it with three people, as far as I found.
Speaker 1 How many lifts?
Speaker 4 And they didn't, they had no flight experience. They wanted that on purpose.
Speaker 1 This is nuts. So do you? This is nuts.
Speaker 2 Dude, there's a bunch of shit that. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 It says no propeller.
Speaker 4 Yeah, it's a jet engine underneath.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Oh my god, how hot does it get? What does it do to your balls? I don't know.
What does it do to your balls? It probably cooks your balls.
Speaker 1 Wow. How do you not get cancer from it?
Speaker 1 You're not even supposed to fucking wear earbuds anymore. Everybody's saying the EFI from those.
Speaker 1 That's why I saw you last night. I was like, what are you doing with Bluetooth earbuds in? It's supposed to be bad for you.
Speaker 2 Hey, it's too late now, dude.
Speaker 1 And even the wired ones.
Speaker 1 The wired ones are like slightly better. But everybody's saying, like, oh, yeah, fine.
Speaker 2 If you just look at a screen, dude, all the shit you're worried about, they done did it. It's done.
Speaker 1 You're not worried about the earbuds?
Speaker 2 No, no, I'm not worried because I already,
Speaker 2 I can't sleep unless I have a TV on, just the tone. So do you understand the amount of damage that has been done from the blue light from the screen? They signed that into Walter.
Speaker 2 That's other Obama hit.
Speaker 2
You know, the energy-saving light bulbs and all that, where you just get blue light and it ravages your dopamine. It's with principle of casinos.
Everything's a fucking casino.
Speaker 1 So, all the blue light that we have in our house is like with LED lights, all that's bad for you?
Speaker 2 Yeah, but you could find out more about, like, I'm not an expert by any means, but you could find out about people.
Speaker 1
You sound like an expert. I'd like to give you a doctorate.
Would you accept?
Speaker 2 Yes.
Speaker 1 Now, I think you need an honorary doctorate. Can I go to the house? Conspiracy University.
Speaker 2 I'm a doctor of Hawk too, of course.
Speaker 1 Maybe Austin U when they open up here.
Speaker 2 I don't know, dude.
Speaker 4 Helicopter, you're right.
Speaker 1 Oh, so it was elevated by a helicopter?
Speaker 4 Yeah, it had to be wide enough to be carried by a big lift helicopter.
Speaker 1
Yeah, See, that's what I thought I saw. I thought I saw a helicopter above it.
That makes a lot more sense.
Speaker 2 You saw the Charles Hall video, right? That guy, Charles Hall, talking about the tall whites?
Speaker 1 Yes.
Speaker 2 So, because that one was one of the first ones.
Speaker 1 We talked about that yesterday on the podcast with Jay Sands.
Speaker 2 Yeah, so this is also how I started. You know, now conspiracy stuff would be like this to me.
Speaker 2
Not like actual objective facts that are public record, but shit where I'm like, it's a guy's story. Right.
So his story is so interesting because
Speaker 2 it's like what made me laugh.
Speaker 2 So I started looking at this as a joke because it was making me laugh when he described the tall whites treat us like we're like, you know, this is like the Philippines to them, like a base for doing stuff.
Speaker 2 And if you talk, we're as strong as apes compared to them, is what he said about the tall, eight-foot, very white people.
Speaker 1 Jay Sands met one. Well,
Speaker 2 as they're talking about it, I'm like, this sounds very familiar. Like, is this, wait, was this like the Congo to them? Like, are these space Belgians?
Speaker 2 And I'm like, oh, wow, that's hilarious. At the top, there's even whiter people.
Speaker 1 Well, doesn't that make sense that if human beings evolve more, we're going to evolve more into like weaker and weaker things with stronger and stronger minds, and that's what they look like.
Speaker 1 Well, I'm sure. They're like really frail.
Speaker 1
He said that when it ran, it almost was like when it was moving fast, it was almost like it was running into the wind. Like it was very awkward.
He's like, physically, the thing is.
Speaker 2 So he said what Charles Hall said about it's not that they're telepathic. They have a thing they can wear that looks like an Xbox headset.
Speaker 1 No, he said that it was making noises, but he was reading its intention in his mind.
Speaker 1 And when the thing experienced disgust and anger, he experienced disgust and anger, that it was some sort of a telepathic link between him and the person. So that's the difference in the story.
Speaker 1
Seriously, this is just who fucking knows what really happened. A guy's telling me he met an alien.
Well, I look forward to it. I'm not saying this definitely happened.
Of course.
Speaker 1 What I'm saying is, this is his story.
Speaker 1 The thing had giant eyeballs that were twice the size of a human's, and it had like a such a light-colored skin that he thought that it was suffering from hypothermia.
Speaker 1
And it was wearing military military dress uniform. So it was in a pristine, totally clean uniform.
And one of the guys in the car said, Hey, he has no ears. That's the first thing the guy said.
Speaker 1 He said, This is what it looked like.
Speaker 1 He said, Although the nose looked a little bit rounder, so he said this thing, communicate with him, and essentially imparted in his brain memories of the structure of this thing that it was looking for.
Speaker 1
So it was looking for some specific type of metal that he didn't know what the fuck it meant. And he couldn't, we still couldn't figure out what the hell.
I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but bizarre. Right.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 1 but if you think of like us to Neanderthals, Neanderthals to them, like it's going to move in that direction where they're spindly and weak. They're not going to use their bodies anymore.
Speaker 2 Yeah, sure. The main part I'm focusing on is the relationship that we have with these supposed white creatures.
Speaker 2 Why?
Speaker 2 When I first heard of them, I remembered when I saw Charles Hall, and I'd forgotten about this, but like 2011, and it was in, I want to say Newsweek, and it was like a wacky news item that around the same time as the Israeli guy that said he worked with the federation, that ex-Intel guy came out and said there's a, and the Canadian ex-Intel guy said,
Speaker 1 there's like 14 different star federations or something.
Speaker 2 So, some Farsi newspaper said Obama works in league with some extraterrestrials called the Tall Whites. And I had never ever heard anybody called the Tall Whites.
Speaker 2 I think they meant the Bush family now.
Speaker 2 I believe it was George H.W. Bush looking back, but at the time, because X-Files time, when, you know, what was the thing they push on your narrative?
Speaker 2 Not saying whether there's aliens or not, but clearly they don't want you to know the real story. So, what's the narrative they program you with? So, in 84, that's the Steven Spielberg era.
Speaker 2
Do you know what I mean? Like, coming off the sci-fi thing. So, all I'm doing is listening to everybody's story, and I want to hear themes, and I want to hear the differences.
So, the guy,
Speaker 2 Dodie, the guy who's the ex from Mirage Men, that movie,
Speaker 2 and he now is like, I'm not lying anymore because I'm, I'm retired from lying.
Speaker 2
And so, so I'll listen, I'll hear your lies out. Right.
But then I'll listen for you changing, like just basic shit, like the details when they change, and they're always slight.
Speaker 2 I'm like, wait, that's different than the.
Speaker 2 So what I thought about tall whites, but this is, I guess, the tall white technology of back in the 60s, was they couldn't just do it with their mind. They had a headset.
Speaker 2 Charles Hall is very specific about how they did things.
Speaker 2 And he was like, they're not like gods.
Speaker 2
It stood out because it didn't have any of that fucking ESP kind of. He goes, they had voice to skull.
They had a thing where they could talk into your head.
Speaker 1
By the way, voice to skull This thing was wearing a hat. Maybe the thing was under the hat.
Maybe the hat disguised it.
Speaker 1 Maybe it was the thing disguised as a hat.
Speaker 2 Another thing that stuck out with Charles Hall that made me remember his story compared to other alien stories is they were not environmentalists. They thought it was weird we ride horses and shit.
Speaker 2 And because they said on most civilized worlds.
Speaker 1 Our
Speaker 1 author Charles James Hall claims to have lived with aliens for two years in Nevada. After a few months, he finally overcame his fears and started to communicate with the extraterrestrials.
Speaker 2 When you hear him talk, you'll understand.
Speaker 1
I mean, let's say this is... It says overview.
What is it? A movie?
Speaker 1
Yeah, walking with all... It's like...
Walking with the tall whites. Oh, I know what I'm watching tonight.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 Do me a favor and send me that. Send me that text message.
Speaker 2 So I just, and then, because here's the thing, if you look up as a joke, I was like, okay, what is the racisms of aliens? I want to know like the different
Speaker 1 reptilians. Those are the worst.
Speaker 2 Right. So
Speaker 2 I'm trying to look. So because I was looking that up, that took me on a whole different track.
Speaker 2 So then I started hearing about the Nordics right you know the other there's not tall whites people say they're the Nordics
Speaker 2 no no the tall whites are Johnny and Edgar Winter albinos okay and the Nordics have
Speaker 2 the bad guy from the first die hard that fights Bruce Willis
Speaker 2 right the albino guy yeah that's from all the descriptions that's what a Nordic looks like they have that big head right right and um so there's a bunch of these and then there's the Grays right
Speaker 1 yeah there's the Turks
Speaker 1 aliens they look jacks so
Speaker 2 they're all like built like aquatic yeah so okay let's say they're let's pretend that they're real and i don't know if they're not the women are hot yeah they're not nordics they're germans if they're real but germans didn't have that color hair no they had a breeding camp remember germany had a camp to breed people that look like nordic space brothers which is crazy because he didn't look like that right he did not look like that did he
Speaker 2 It's yeah, that's yes.
Speaker 1 He wanted everybody to have blonde hair and blue eyes. But bitch, you don't.
Speaker 2 But dude, that guy's not the fucking ultimate evil, by the way. He's a fucking farm team of, you know, who funded Hitler? They say Prescott Bush, right?
Speaker 1
Well, I heard it was OxyContin. Well, that's.
Oxycodone.
Speaker 2 You're thinking of the nation of England, the biggest drug cartel empire. That's why the king's the king, because they're opium.
Speaker 1 Well, that's why China has a grudge against the UK to this day because of the opium wars.
Speaker 2 Yeah, people have a hard time forgetting when you force them to... Imagine instead of fentanyl just coming in, right, the cartels were saying, like how they do with other stuff, you have to take this.
Speaker 1 Yeah, get the whole country hooked on opium.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 2 we're more classy now. We just privately do it to your experts that you trust like a child, right?
Speaker 2 So all this, that's why I laugh when they're going to invade Mexico. Oh, you're going to get the cartels?
Speaker 2 You know, train the Zetas, the famous Zetas, right? TV SEAL Team 6. You know that, right?
Speaker 1 What do you mean?
Speaker 2
The training them to be the insane killers that they are. Who do you think went? Because we got to fight commies.
Hold on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Do you mean the Zeta and guys like an actual deployed team?
Speaker 1 Hey,
Speaker 1 black ops because it's a crime. Are you talking about people that have retired and go into mercenary service? There you go.
Speaker 2 Oh, Fort Bragg. That's where the fucking.
Speaker 1
U.S. train cartels terrorizes Mexico.
Founders of the Zeta's drug gang learned special forces techniques at Fort Bragg before waging a campaign of carnage.
Speaker 1 So Fort Bragg is, there's so many connections to the Queen. The SIOP one?
Speaker 2 They're called Fort they're not called that anymore now. They're called something new.
Speaker 1
But there's recent connections, like a bunch of recent connections to Fort Bragg. One of them points some time, actually.
One of them was the guy who got arrested on the golf course with the AK-47.
Speaker 1 Hadn't he spent time at Fort Bragg?
Speaker 2 Oh, the two, the fake ISIS guy and the Tesla truck guy.
Speaker 1 Yeah. The fake ISIS guy was the guy who drove through the crowded New Orleans, right?
Speaker 1
And then the guy who was on the golf course with Trump. Both those guys had come through Fort Bragg.
Of course. And then this.
Speaker 2 The Psyop division, right? That was the 8th Battalion or 4th Battalion. The one.
Speaker 2 We played it. The thing about...
Speaker 1 Bragg units
Speaker 1 also led the way in the Korean and Vietnam Wars and the War on Terror. Today, Fort Bragg is one of the largest military installations in the world and continues to train and field the U.S.
Speaker 1
Army's best. It's the largest military base in the entire world, built in 1918 around the end of World War.
So it probably has a section of that base that's the Ghost in the Machine commercial.
Speaker 2 Remember that? Ghost in the Machine out of Fort Bragg about the PSYOP division? Did you see it?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 2 Dude, you've seen it, right? Ghost in the Machine. It's on YouTube.
Speaker 1 You say it's like, have you seen Gladiator? We all see Gladiator. No, we haven't all seen Ghost in the Machine.
Speaker 2 Well, no, it was a recruiting ad. It was a recruiting ad.
Speaker 1 Do you know what he's talking about? Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 2 Have you seen it before, Jay? Irregular recruitment for an irregular force.
Speaker 1 Listen, we're running out of time, so we'll wrap it up with this.
Speaker 1
Let's see this. I'm a little man, and this is a little town, but there must be a spark in little men that can burst into flame.
John Steinbeck.
Speaker 2
There are many people. Oh, this is the second one.
This isn't the first one.
Speaker 1
Wait a minute. Let's see.
That's a recruitment out of it. Who really don't understand
Speaker 1 the most powerful weapon has many difficulties. Wow, this is a crazy commercial.
Speaker 2 First one's worse.
Speaker 5 One man is enslaved. All are not free.
Speaker 9 Modern war has become a struggle for men's minds as well as for their bodies.
Speaker 9 Well, today we face an enemy who spends enormous sums of money and manpower all over the globe in attempt to support the thinking of the people of the free world.
Speaker 9 Confused, divide, and ultimately the subjective.
Speaker 2 It is a contest unlike any we have ever faced in our history as a nation.
Speaker 1 Contest for the minds and hearts of people around the world.
Speaker 1 All people.
Speaker 1 When power corrupts,
Speaker 4 poetry cleanses. This is a movie.
Speaker 1
I'd kind of want to watch it right now. Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 That art is not a form of propaganda.
Speaker 2 It is a form of truth.
Speaker 1 Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 Go on.
Speaker 1
Behind every idea. Control of emotion can be gained by understanding the stimulus-response pattern.
Do you know how creepy that is? A belief.
Speaker 1 Everyday things become associated with these primary stimuli, partly by a process called conditioning. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 Science.
Speaker 2 Oh, that's a weird title.
Speaker 1
Behind every. Okay, okay, pause it.
Pause it. Pause it.
Pause it. Let's find the other one.
Ghost to Machine 1. So who put this out?
Speaker 1 Fort Brad. That is so nuts.
Speaker 4 Our YouTube channel, I think.
Speaker 1 Oh, no, this is not. This is Yost of the Machine 2 again.
Speaker 2 Ghost of the Machine 1 is the first time we're going to be able to get it.
Speaker 1
Try to find Ghost to the Machine 1. Real quick, though.
What? Fourth PSYOP Group? Yeah, their YouTube channel.
Speaker 4 I clicked on this from the U.S. Army's website.
Speaker 1 I know. Jesus, Christ, they have a PSYOP channel.
Speaker 2 Well, because they're recruiting, dude, if you're the kind of children of the channel.
Speaker 1 Let's see, Ghost in the Machine 1.
Speaker 2 Okay, oh, that's this one. This is my favorite.
Speaker 1 Here we go.
Speaker 1 If your opponent is of coloric temper,
Speaker 1
seek to irritate him. I am.
Pretend to be weak that he may grow arrogant. Sun Tzu.
Speaker 2 Oh, China.
Speaker 1
China. Art of War.
China.
Speaker 2 Clown Worlds. Where'd that come come from?
Speaker 1 Dude, dancing around.
Speaker 1 Have you ever wondered
Speaker 1 the peaceful pro-democracy demonstration in China comes to a violent and bloody end?
Speaker 2 Mr.
Speaker 1 Gorbachev tear down this wall
Speaker 1 pulling the strings. Question mark.
Speaker 1 God
Speaker 1 born from the ashes ashes
Speaker 1 of a world at war
Speaker 1 You'll find us in the shadows
Speaker 1 At the tip of the spear
Speaker 1 China
Speaker 1 a threat rises in the east. This is crazy
Speaker 1 Russia invades Ukraine
Speaker 1 So, this is a recent film.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's from like 2017
Speaker 1
who edited it. No, much more recent.
It said Russia invades Ukraine. Oh, that's true.
Speaker 4 They're staying nameless. They don't want their name to be out there.
Speaker 2 Well, why would you?
Speaker 1
Whoever edited it is nameless. They're staying in the shadows.
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1 I'm freaked out for the rest of the day. Bye, Kurt.
Speaker 1
Let's wrap this up. I'm going to get out of here.
Appreciate you. I love you very much.
Speaker 1
Hock to a cool. You're awesome.
Hock to a coin.
Speaker 1
Two days of some Milani coin wild talk. Much love to you all.
Bye.