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Who sings that?

How dare you? How dare you say who sings that?

No, who's, uh...

Angus Young.

No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right?

Ways on the job.

God damn it.

I'm going to go any harder? I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night, like recently. He's like 70 years old.
From ACDC. Going ham.
Yeah. Old fucking dude, white hair, just dancing.
See if you can find that video. Just dancing around on stage.
Carl is still up. He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet.
It takes three minutes. It takes three minutes to calm him? Yeah.
You got a whole system? It's usually three or four minutes, and then by for sure seven or eight, he's asleep. Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him? No.
I don't think they do that for dogs. He doesn't have that much anxiety.
He's pretty good. Does that really work with people?

I feel like there's other ways.

There's that one video that really kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever.

Have you ever seen that at that birthday party?

How big is the blanket?

I mean, I guess it's like 80-pound test or whatever.

I don't know.

Heavy threat.

Like a marlin blanket? A marlin line? I mean, I don't know how heavy the threat was, but it's like, he's like trying to text for help or whatever. Jesus Christ.
Oh, so it's just a joke. No, no.
It has to be a joke. For real? No, he was really trapped? Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there.
Oh, man. He was very, I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished.
He didn't like to eat or whatever. One of those kids only eats nuggets or whatever.
Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. At least nuggets are some kind of protein.
Yeah. I mean, some kind of.
What do you think Bobby Kennedy is going to do when he gets into the White House? Did we start? I think we're starting. Are we rolling? I've been going.
Yeah, we're rolling. Okay.
What do you think they're gonna get rid of nuggets? See, here's my take on, like, I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A, and they were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America. The number one burger, Chick-fil-A is like the number one fast food sandwich chicken sandwich and there's a fucking thousand ingredients and this like Yeah, just don't eat it every day stupid.
Yeah, I eat them. I'm healthy.
I'm real healthy You just don't eat them every fucking day you enjoy them. Yeah, you don't it's not your primary diet If you're going over there every day or whatever leaving your kids at home to go get one or something.
If you're lying. You're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day.
Well, they're so good, and they come in that little bag. It almost has that.
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I ate three of them. Yeah.
Feel good. Still work out.
Still feel healthy. The key is just don't make that most of what you eat.
Yeah. Every now and again, a little Chick-fil-A is not going to hurt nothing.
Yeah. Treat your lady.
Treat your friend. Treat yourself.
Treat yourself. Get off of work.
I'm going to have one today. I'm going to get me a double-double from In-N-Out.
Fuck it. That's a lot, though.
Double. Just get a regular one.
If you're going to go hard, go all the way hard. See, I'm the guy who i would get two singles instead of getting a double you know what i get it in and out i get the flying dutchman oh you know what that is it's just patties with cheese on it and there's no good it's so good because it's fresh because in and out doesn't freeze their meat their meat is always fresh is always fresh.
So when you get those, I mean, it's just perfect, man. Just two burger patties with two slices of cheese, and I pick those greasy bitches up, and nom, nom, nom, nom.
And I feel great. I don't feel bad at all.
It's like the closest thing you can get to healthy food at a fast food spot. And there's no bread on them? No bread.
No bread, no nothing, no sauce, no pick them up with? You pick them up with two forks? My fingers like a fucking pig. Like a sloppy glutton.
I just resigned myself. That's that Missouri sushi, dude.
It's meat and cheese. Just meat and cheese and greasy fingers.
That's that Montana sashimi, brother. It's so hot you can barely hold on to it.
Oh, people do it with the onions on it, too? Yeah, I've had that. Oh, I haven't seen all this.
The onions is good, but my way is no onions. I have a block on my computer.
I don't think I can look at some of this stuff. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. If I put the Flying Dutchman, dude, it's going to bring up.
My buddy Cody gets them with onions inside of them. So they slice up the onions, put it inside of them, grilled onions inside.
That's nice. I love onions.
I think onions are an underrated food. Do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all? I love onions, too.
Yeah. Whenever I eat onions, I'm like, what am I doing here? There's nothing here.
Right, but there's something about them that's like, oh, yeah, but you want some, huh? Well, there's a tinge. You know what I love? Yeah.
I love a good tomato and onion salad. You know? Yeah.
When they give those beefsteak tomatoes, heirloom tomatoes with slices of onion and some balsamic on that pitch. I love that.
A little bit of salt. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I love that. That's like an old school New York steakhouse thing.
Like a burrata style thing, you mean? Oh, that's good too. If you go burrata, you're great.
Oh, the burrata and the tomatoes, you can't go wrong. Yeah.
But the onions and tomatoes, tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing. I never really saw it anywhere else.

But like tomato and onion salad was like a big thing in like New York steakhouses.

Yeah, baby.

That sounds good.

I like having, I like when you get, there's a Vidalia onion.

You ever seen that one?

No.

That's a beautiful onion.

Bring one up.

If you don't mind, Jamie.

But let's guess though, because I genuinely have no idea.

Okay. Do you think there's any nutritional content in onions? Let me think about it.
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I don't know. There might be some sneaky shit that like only like Andrew Huberman can tell you about.
You know, some weird ingredient.

Like a back-end magnesium or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some weird shit.

That's a Vidalia onion?

Okay, so I think I've seen them before.

I just didn't know they had a different name.

Those are good.

There is a lot of nutritional value.

I have it on the next tab. Okay, that's what I want to know.
Impressive health benefits of onions. Oh, okay.
Now I feel better for liking onions. Tell me what can they do for you.
Vitamin C. Easy.
We should have known it. Let's see.
Look at all that. There's a little sugar.
Interesting. 4.7 grams of sugar in an onion.
Imagine how nasty it would take without that sugar. How nasty would onions taste if they taste that good with that much sugar? And just say, just God put a touch in there.
He knew it. Has anybody ever had onions, sliced onions with sugar all over it? Mmm, I don't know.
Damn, that might be good. Because you would think it would bring the sugar out even more.
More, right? You know what I had the other day that was really good? Watermelon with salt on it. You ever have haven't had that dude it's like it's you either love it or you know what the fuck have you done to watermelon oh i could see that i love it mexican people like to put crazy shit on yeah chili mango man that's a big one in mexico you like this fruit and they're like nailed it now You'd like it or what mother It's spicy fruit Crazy dude, but chili mango works uniquely like at all spicy fruits That's the one that caught on so much.
It made it to potato chips chili mango. Yeah chili mangoes and everything I haven't had that.
Oh dude. I drink chili mango element.
You know what element is like the Hydration mix. It's nice.
I like hydration, though. That's Rob Wolf's company, right? I believe so.
Dude, why is there so much hydration now? And also, dude, thank you. I just want to say thank you to Mexican people just for doing everything that they do, dude.
I feel like every week we should have a round of applause for Mexican people, I feel like, in America. Well, it's weird to want to keep them out.
You know, they have some of the best food. They're the nicest people.
They're some of the hardest working people. And they're organ donors, too, a lot of them.
Well, that's awesome. One of the dumbest, like, stereotypes ever was, like, the lazy Mexican.
Like, what are you talking about? Everyone I've ever met has, like, like fucking three jobs they're all working 12 hours a day like what the fuck are you talking about i knew a mexican guy he had to leave work to go to his job bro all the it never ends dude you know mexicans used to have a feud with puerto ricans back in the day with boxing in boxing there was always like this feud between mexicans and puertoans. And the Mexicans would always say that the Puerto Ricans didn't work hard enough.
What? Like the discipline. Some of the Puerto Rican guys were maybe more talented, but the Mexican guys were known for discipline.
Like some of the great Mexican boxers, like Julio Cesar Chavez, one of the things about him was his volume was insane yeah his knowledge of boxing was insane but his volume was insane and the only way you could have volume like that is if you have supreme conditioning and what does volume mean volume punch volume of punching Wow you ever watched Julio Cesar Chavez like one of the greatest of all time he passed away of he's still alive. Oh, good.
And his son is boxing now. His son is a really good boxer.
Not at the level that his dad was, but Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. was one of the all-time greats.
But he would just overwhelm people with volume and just break them down. Pull up a Julio Cesar Chavez highlight because when he was in his prime

He one of the greatest fights of all time was him versus Meldrick Taylor and he not Meldrick Meldrick Taylor

Who's Olympic gold medalist phenomenal boxer and he knocked out Meldrick Taylor with like 10 seconds to go in the final round

He made his dude cry I look his hair should make who's that again?

That's is that the dude from red clay strays? That's his brother It looks like he could be his cousin that wants money from him That's my cousin the boxer shit that looks like Machine gun punching This is so I don't know why he made this dude cry But just go get me a highlight because we don't have the time to watch him break this dude down. Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.
highlight. She comes from Silver Spoons.
Those guys, you got one of their jackets on, man. You're wearing a red case.
I don't even realize that. Yeah, I am.
They're great great man. Thank God.
This is warm So in the 1990s, he was the fucking man He was an animal man. He was I forget what his record was before he had his first defeat but it's something crazy like 80 or 90 fights before he had his first defeat.
Yeah, it's athletical bro And just is there a highlight of his knockouts? Just give me a highlight of him beating the fuck out of people. He was so good, dude.
Look at this. He's about to cook this brother up.
That was Meldrick Taylor. Oh.
So Meldrick Taylor and him had an epic fight where Meldrick was winning at the beginning of the fight. Meldrick was very good.
That's Meldrick? No, that's Pernell Whitaker. That was a fight where he probably shouldn't have won, but they gave it to him.
And a lot of people, including myself, watched that and think Pernell Whitaker got robbed. Pernell Whitaker was like the slickest of all of the American boxers of his era.
Wow. But Julio Cesar Chavez just broke Meldrick down later in the fight.
What made him so good then? What made him? Well, you know what makes a fighter? There's a lot of things, but he didn't stand out in terms like he wasn't faster than everybody or hit harder than everybody. He wasn't a one punch guy.
He was a volume puncher. So he would put guys away by breaking them down.
He would break their will and crush them. That was what he would do.
And he would do with this fucking mean look on his face when he's just at the end of fights when he had guys broken. He would just overwhelm them and swarm them.
He was one of the most terrifying guys because he can keep his pace up, 12 rounds, no fucking problem, iron chin. But different, you know, it's like who else? That's the final punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor.
Wow. And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meldrick Taylor was out, but there was really only two seconds left in the fight, but he still has to wave it off because the dude can't fight.
So it's kind of crazy. So all these people were mad at Richard Steele because if he didn't do that, Meldrick Taylor would have won the decision.
So he stops the fight with like two seconds to go. How many seconds was it when he called the fight off? I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say two seconds.
Might have been five seconds. And what would you do in that situation then? Well, he's doing the right thing.
The referee is there to save the fighter. If he takes one more punch in those two seconds and that one punch kills him right that's him it's on him 17 when

he went down so 17 he goes down well so let's see what happens so he gives him the the count which is a standing eight count and then he looks at him and he asked him a couple questions give me some volume so look he's not looking at the clock he's looking to save this guy but look at Look at him.

Look at him.

Wow.

He looked him in the clock. He's looking to save this guy.
But look at him. Look at him.
Wow. He looked him in the eye.
He wasn't there. Three seconds left.
But he's doing the right thing. He's doing the right thing.
It's crazy if there's three seconds left, but he is doing the right thing. Because a referee's job is to make sure that they stay alive.
Yes. Protect the fighter.
Because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice, you're saying? Right. That's why a referee has to protect a fighter from a cut.
If the cut's too bad, the referee has to call it or bring in a doctor to call it. There's some times where the referee, it's a judgment call, and sometimes they get it wrong because they're human.
But it's a crazy job. They have the hardest job in the world.
So the guys like Herb Dean, the guys like Mark Goddard, those guys need more

praise because it's one

of the most difficult jobs

in all of combat sports

other than being a fighter. The second most

difficult for sure is being a referee.

Wow. Because you've got to make these calls.

You're in the middle of chaos

in a world title fight where millions of

people are watching. And you've got to

keep this thing together in this very

chaotic sport. That would be

so tough. Yeah, I wonder

Thank you. in a world title fight where millions of people are watching.
And you've got to keep this thing together in this very chaotic sport. That would be so tough.
Yeah, I wonder, what are the requirements to be a referee? Like how much, you know, like to be one of those, like Mark Goddard or... Well, there's courses you can take.
You know, I know Big John McCarthy was very instrumental in educating people. Herb Dean's very instrumental in doing this.
There's a lot of these guys. Mark Goddard, they'll put together seminars and help guys that are coming up.
There's probably a formal—let's see. Find out what is the website that's best for if someone wants to go and learn how to be a referee.
You could probably just pull up in Memphis and start start blowing the whistle on a bunch of most of them are massive fans of course most of them train like mark goddard trains i believe mark goddard's a black belt in jujitsu we'll have to check that i herb dean i know had a few mma fights oh so they also have some a lot of them also have experience you have to have some you have to know what's going on because sometimes, especially in submissions and things like that, things get complicated real quick. Yeah.
Like someone not letting go of an inside heel hook. That's a scary one.
Do you remember Husamar Pajares? Uh-uh. No way.
His name was Taquino, which means tree trunk. That's like his His nickname who's some are he's Brazilian some are Pajares He was the scariest guy of all time because he was all leg locks and he was built like a tank He was like 5 8 185 pounds just just fucking ball of muscle And he would dive on dudes legs and just rip them apart Oh like a python wouldn't let go wouldn't let go of the legs so guys be tapping he's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the ufc winning because he was holding submissions they kicked him out they said you can't do that what do you mean you can't do it you can't do you gotta let go when the referee says stop oh because he's crippling people oh you want to see a highlight that makes you cringe up Hussamal Paul Jarez submission highlights.
Oh, I don't want to see it. Jake Shields punched him in the face after their fight because he got a hold of a Kimura, Jake tapped, and he still kept cranking on it.
He would do that with guys. He just was a pit bull.
He wouldn't let go, but there's an unsportsmanlike aspect to it for sure. Do you feel like that's unsportsmanlike at a certain point it seems like it is 100 you know you're gonna cripple a guy you know if you keep twisting on a knee he's gonna have to have surgery you know if a person taps that you let it's supposed to be that's it you know and there's the heat of the moment stuff but then there's some people that just do it over and over and over again and there's you know folks that are known for that So look at he would do man.
He would just get a hold of guy Look at his knee look and he's still he's tapping and he's that was with John Fitch show that one again So he's tapping so he gets this knee bar this knee bar is awful Look how bad he's tapping and he's still cranking still cranking Wow Yeah, still cranking so it was like he would hold on for an extra second or two, which is more than enough to destroy your knee. And they kicked him out.

A second doesn't seem like a long time unless you're caught in a knee bar.

That second, that's an eternity where your knee is getting exploded and you're tapping and he won't let go.

You got to let go immediately when the person taps.

Yeah.

When the referee stops the fight, you got to let go immediately. Now, do you let go when the guy taps? Do you let go when the...
person taps yeah when the referee stops the fight you got to let go

immediately now do you let go when the guy taps you like look at this there the referee was on

him the guy's screaming in agony still cranking yeah he might have had a vengeance he might have

had a oh he was a mean dude but he grew up very poor on a farm horrible upbringing you know it's

like there's a kind of a crazy story to it.

A lot of pain.

A lot of pain.

Grew up in extreme poverty.

And like this scar on his chest, this scar on his chest, like they had a glue, a wound that he had as a child, like on the farm.

They glued it together.

That's why he has this big scar on his chest.

Just a hard man.

Yeah.

And a scary dude if he got a hold of your legs because he wasn't gonna let go god i'm glad i don't know him i mean in some ways you know well you're glad you're not grappling yeah i'm glad i don't have to know him like adversely um damn dude i can't remember i saw shane too yeah what did you say he looked like a pickled egg how dare you You know what you're saying? You right away. You hadn't seen him in how long?

As soon as you saw him, Shane's in the sauna and you're like, you look like a pickled egg. Well, he looked like one of those kind of eggs in that little cage or whatever at the gas station, you know? Those bucket eggs.
The ones that are on the bars. The pickled, give me one of them pickled eggs.
Do you know how fucking hungry you have to be? These fucking eggs. Who knows how long they've been sitting there.
You're like, yeah, give me one of them. There's always some trucker over there just bobbing for apples in the tank of them.
Like, bleh, bleh, bleh. They look so unsanitary.
Bro, in the fart that rips out of your body off of that thing. How are you going to ban Chick-fil-A, but you're not going to ban that? I know.
Dude, that has to be RFK's arch nemesis right there. Imagine if you were living off those eggs, the farts you would have, if that's your only food source.
food source like let's imagine You like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs Your own farts are gonna make you jump in the ocean But there's, like, there's that trucker's high that they get from huffing their own gas.

There's like a syndrome

or something that starts from it.

From people, just imagine

that can't be good for you, right?

Caging yourself up at 80 miles

an hour with your own farts?

And just

cruising state to state, just

fucking, just letting it go baby oh and the combination

of things ring dings and pork rinds and fucking pepsi saying the saying fag over and over again

just all of that just compiled at once into you and then listen to conspiracy theorists

talk on podcasts all day just deep into fucking the murky waters of alex joe just hopped up

I'm starting to develop theories. And I don't want to.
Well, I saw Alex Jones and he looks really good he looks really good doesn't he yeah he's losing all weight he looks like he has to go to court for something no sean our friend sean is helping him he's oh really working out with him every day yeah well i noticed it like in a month i just saw like and i was like oh my god yeah he's really committed he's gonna do a documentary on it he's gotta do a do a documentary on taking back my health. It's so noticeable.

I was like, wow, he looks handsome.

But there's fucking theories that it's not even him.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's theories that they replaced him with a different guy.

Yeah.

Who did, though?

That's always the thing.

That's the thing.

But here's the thing.

I know that's not true.

I know the guy who's training him. I know him.

I'm still in touch with him. I text Alex all the time.
I know the guy who's training him. I know him.
I'm still in touch with him.

I text Alex all the time.

I know him. He's just losing weight.

But if you go online, there's a

lot of people that believe that this is a different

person. There's a lot of people who believe he's

been co-opted by the government.

He has to chime in on every

single thing that everybody

wants him to. Otherwise, he's been co-opted.

And I'm starting to develop these theories where I don't know how much of that conversation is real I certainly think there's a percentage that conversation is real this conversation you mean when people think that people have been co-opted okay by the government like that they've become what are they what is that one that they like to use controlled opposition that's all you want to pretend to be a smart conspiracy theorist, you have to say controlled opposition. I could easily see.
Bro, in two weeks, Tom Segura will be playing this guy. He looks great.
That's all it is. He looks great.
But he doesn't look like the same person. Not at all, dude.
Because he's laid off the booze. He's laid off the booze.
He's not eating any bullshit. What was he drinking? A lot, bro.
Really bro really yeah he's investigating satanic pedophiles all day long yeah sometimes you want to take the edge off yeah bro he fucking I mean he looks totally yeah different now he looks like um Randy Orton now but imagine if this was no internet imagine there's no internet so. You believe in a heartbeat it wasn't a rogue guy.
Sure. There's no way that's the same guy.
This guy on the left looks 15 years younger. Oh, yeah, dude.
A chubby guy used to do the pool. And I worked at this farm one time.
He used to do the pool. And one year he got on Dexatrim or some illegal fat burner or whatever.
And he came and did the pool one time when I was there And I didn't even believe it was him and never believed it totally different Yeah, so yeah if you didn't have stuff like this you'd be like that's not the same guy So this was just the television days no social media Yeah, I think that they've recasted the guy cuz something happened to him over the office 100% you would think oh Someone replaced Alex Jones with a fake Alex Jones But he would tell you if that happened right he would be like Joe somebody yeah, they replaced me It would say they replaced me. They're sending somebody who the fuck is gonna do his voice There's only four people alive.
They can do a good Alex Jones impression Are you are you aware of the? Elon Musk Adrian Dittman controversy that he I I saw something. They said he was a fake person.
He made a fake... I think they call them sock puppet accounts.
Okay. And it's generally frowned upon to have a fake account.
It seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online. I don't have one, but it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online.
It takes a one but it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online It takes a lot of time it seems like yeah, but you could have like a fake account where if you if you're a public person You know like Elon Musk and you want to say some wild shit, but you don't want to take responsibility for it You just want to shit post like everybody else like an anonymous person. Oh, that's true He can't do that really yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do.
Was it really him? Did they find out? Is that unethical? When one person can call themselves cat turd, that's a legit name for a dude. I don't know anything about that cat.
But that guy could just talk about anything he wants to talk about. But if Elon Musk does it, well, he has the responsibility of his public image.
But maybe he doesn't right like if he is I don't have a problem with either one of them yes no you just want to shed your skin you just want to take a layer off you want to relax at the house you want to kick your feet up and yell something down the hallway you shouldn't yell right and that's what he wants to do I think you should be allowed to do that yes this is one of the problems with making the internet you know like taking away taking away the anonymity. But here's my question Because of that right so if people can just have fake accounts and people should be able to which I think they definitely should be able to do Be because of that though Then you have to wonder when you see arguments how many of these arguments are real people in their real opinions and how many of these arguments are are just giant block of accounts that's been purchased by a large organization that is hiring people or using AI to have arguments with people and Incite things online.
It's not zero percent people now No, I'm I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like no No, they box because I think that way I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe and I'm not even saying that you're wrong I'm saying that if there's any hot button cultural topic You can fucking guarantee That some of the people talking about it aren't real either. They're not real in that these are not their real opinions, they're being told to say these things, or they might not even be a real human.
They might be an algorithm, or they're a bunch of people that have been hired. Whenever there's hot-button cultural issues or voting issues or political issues, a lot of those people arguing are not real yeah and there's a real question as to what the number are like how much of this is like real interaction between people and how much of this is all this meddling that's being done like they're changing the way people think about things and forcing and arguing with these things all day very persuasively on behalf of some sort of special interest group.
Yeah, I think that sounds very plausible, especially these days. There's like there's not as much.
You know, it used to be that a lot of media was controlled by a few channels and networks. Right.
I mean, that's safe to say. Would you agree with that? It was all controlled by a few channels.
Right. I mean, all you had when we were kids, you had, I remember when cable came out.
It was crazy. Really? Yeah.
What was before that? You had ABC, NBC, CBS. That's it.
No. Yes, that's it.
And then out of nowhere, Fox. Fox was crazy.
Married with children. The Simpsons.
Fox was nuts. Fox was this wild network.
So that was the fourth network. Married with children was so good, dude.
So good. So you have this fourth network.
And then cable comes along. And then satellite.
And now streaming and the internet. It's like, what? I don't even think we're aware of how much more content we absorb than people that lived when I was 21.

Oh, yeah.

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In the middle of the night, I'll have like songs playing in my head that I heard on like TikToks and shit. It's just bad like it's gotten to be too much but i think that there's what i'm saying is if if somebody had all that control at one point or if a few networks did there's no way that now that they have less control they're not still trying to find that control and that they're hiring different groups to be twitter bots or twitter personalities or whatever yeah make tiktok accounts, do TikToks about issues.
Look, people have said flat out that they were offered money and then they got paid money to make things for political people. Like make people think that they were really excited about voting for someone and they would pay them for pro content.
Right. So pro whatever that person is.
There's a whole business in this where they reach out to popular influencers and they say, hey, I want you to endorse this person. Would you do that for X amount of money? Well, didn't that happen with like Megan Thee Stallion or somebody? Didn't they? Weren't they hired recently or some of it? And I'm sure the Republican Party did it, too.

I think that was a Democratic one that they had.

Were they hired performers to come and perform?

Yeah, this was the big controversy.

We tried to get to the bottom of it.

It's hard to know.

So the accusation was that there was a few artists.

Lizzo was one of them yeah Eminem was another one um Beyonce was the big one right and that they were paid an exorbitant amount of money to go and endorse Kamala Harris at these rallies I don't know if it's true it seems like there might be something to it. They spent so much money, dude.
It's so crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that we think of today. Like you think of.
Like, what do you mean the economy? The economy. Okay, the U.S.
economy. The people that want to vote on things, what do they want?

They want the economy to be healthier.

They want us to have less national debt.

Safety?

Yeah, they want less inflation.

They want safety. They want low crime.
If that is the amount of fucking money they went through, like you spent $1.5 billion and you paid celebrities to it. If that's true, you paid celebrities.
How am I supposed to trust you with spending money? Imagine if you were going to marry a gal and you just gave her access to your credit card. You're like, look, baby, you and me, we're in it now.
So I want you i want you to be happy and she just goes fucking ham yeah she's just buying gypsy rose amulets up until we get married yeah because once then then i'm i'm all about a sensible budget i'm all about fiscally being responsible you couldn't believe that you wouldn't believe it not at all you'd be like wait minute. You've been going crazy with these fucking handbags and jewels and shit.
He'd be like, I'm not marrying you then because, yeah, we have too much shit. I can't even see you in the apartment now.
Also, I can't trust you with the credit cards. You're a fucking maniac.
Dude, I had this roommate for a while, this dude, and he would get all high out in the living room and he he would get these empty boxes, cardboard boxes, and he had a couple cats, and he'd get out there, and he'd have them do tricks and stuff up the box. He'd stack them really high in the living room.
Like a 20-foot ceiling. He'd get stoned, and he'd get upset if I didn't come out and watch.
How fucking weird is that? Meanwhile, that guy can vote. Yeah, yeah.
That's the kind of guys that go, Walt Megan Thee Stallion? Is that who she's voting for? Well, fucking sign me up. He would get pissed if I didn't come out and watch, dude.
That's what's crazy. They spend money to make sure that people think that famous people will vote for him.
I don't think anybody. Dude, I don't even believe that there's famous.
Famous. This.
It doesn't even seem like a real thing anymore. It's like like the other.
Like I was just texting with Nikki Glaser did the whatever it's called. Golden Globes.
Golden Globes. Right.
That's what it was. Right.
Yeah. She hosted the Golden Globes.
She killed it. She did a great job.
Right. right she did a great job and she was like just confident fun and rip just it was awesome she did a great job um so i was just texting and saying hey congrats that was awesome and uh and i said were you were you nervous at all you know there's a lot of famous people and then she's like no and i was like and then i was thinking it doesn't it it doesn't even seem like people are that fame has kind of gotten different over the years does it seem like that at all i think because some of the most popular people aren't it used to just be like they were movie stars you know but now it seems like it's just changed like you could have just as much infatuation for somebody that you saw that made an entertaining video on instagram as you could for tom cruise you know well what you know what i'm saying? Am I making any sense? Yeah.
Well, I think one of the worst things that's happened to actors is they talk outside of acting. It's almost the worst thing you could do.
Because then everybody, it changes your opinion of who they are. You don't like them as much anymore you know well in Hollywood all was always one way

remember four years ago you couldn't even say the word Trump or Republican and you would be fucking ostracized I mean it was like or eight years ago I'm sure it's probably still like that now in Hollywood we're just not experiencing because you're living in Nashville and I'm living here in Texas but yeah if you're in certain circles in Los Angeles they still feel the same Yeah. You know, it's just I wonder how much of the division in this country is caused by what we're talking about, by this thing that's legal.
And again, I think it should be legal. I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about something that's going on that affects your life

or that affects your job or that affects your kid's school.

You shouldn't be subject to fucking prosecution because you said something about the school board

because you just felt like being an anonymous person,

saying they're a bunch of fat slobs and retards.

And you wanted to say that, but you couldn't say that

because then you would get in trouble with your kids,

would get in trouble and this and that. Well, that's what's happening in England right now, isn't it in Britain? 100% is it 100% is is that is happening? Yes, it's really happening You can't give people that much fucking control You can't give people that much control over what offends them or what offends people what you could say what you can't say Can you imagine if we could if they would come at the end of every episode they'd be waiting outside of yours Your yeah, here's the thing man.
This is a new thing. This was in England ten years ago.
All right This is a new thing and it's a scary thing. It's a really scary thing They they arrested thousands of people for social media posts thousands that's crazy were they threatening

people well this is what they're doing man first of all no we're the people were the posts threatening no no no no no they don't have to be they don't have to be threatening what yeah they could be misgendering there's a lot of things that you could get why be alive if you can't even think or say what you want people could deem it's racist if it's anti-migrant you know they a migrant crisis over there in Europe. People can deem it anti-migrant and Islamophobic.
There's a bunch of them that are threats. People threaten people online, which totally makes sense.
You shouldn't be allowed to threaten people online. But when you get past that, if you have an opinion about something, about something that's affecting the country that you live in, I think you should be able to express yourself.
And I don't necessarily think that people should know that it's you. I don't think you should have to carry that around.
Like you, you should be able to express yourself and not have to be famous. I don't, I don't think there's a problem with that.
You mean to not have to have it be known. So you're saying that Elon should be able to also have a separate voice if he wants to or anyone should.
If he wants to. But the problem is, if you do that, then you're going to have corporations that are doing what we're suspecting that they're doing.
And what this one former FBI analyst, we pulled up this article a thousand times, Jamie, but pulled it up one more time just because it's just so crazy. You can't believe it's real.
This guy was analyzing the amount of Twitter people that are bots. And this was a contentious issue, contentious aspect of the purchase when Elon bought Twitter.
So when Elon bought Twitter, they were saying there's only 5% bots. I remember that.
We sampled 100 people, 5% of them were bots. And he's like, that's not enough you have hundreds of Millions of people that are signed up for this how many of these people are fake and they really didn't want to tell they didn't they just like Not a lot don't worry.
It's like, you know, yeah How many bots were programmed to lie if they were asked if they're a bot? It's like a guy asking a girl How many guys have you slept with slept with? A couple. Nothing.
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More than 80%. See, I don't think we realize that because we're on there for real.
We're real people on there. But you're real people where fake people are constantly arguing right in front of your face like the world is ending.
And it's not necessarily all real people. There definitely are real people arguing on Twitter.
Don't get me wrong. And I think even the fake people arguing is very addictive.
And I think you want to get involved too, because you're seeing this guy dunk on that guy. I want to fucking dunk on somebody.
And then people are spending all their time in this job that they hate when no one's looking, the boss isn't around, you know, typing up some real witty, nasty shit on Twitter. And I think there's...
You want to be able to do that anonymously but if you do have that and you don't know who's doing what yeah you do get to this point where someone can fucking manipulate it but if you do know then the problem is the government has already shown how fucking shady they are when someone comes out and says something that goes against what they agree with or what they're trying to push or what agenda they have or what's best for them financially. So they'll fucking throw the kitchen sink at you.
We've seen them do that. You can't have those kind of people in power where they can know exactly who's saying what.
You still have to have the ability to have whistleblowers. So you have this con this conundrum on one side you're going to have this completely manipulated environment that's done by corporations and fake people and and and people that are paid by parties just to push the party line and to go out there and debate it vigorously and argue it they're paid to do it yeah and all you have is your wits all you have is your ability to try to form your own opinions of things Regardless of like where you feel like you're pulled because of whatever ideology you you know You've publicly proclaimed to be I'm I'm a liberal person.
This is how I feel I'm pro this I'm pro that and then right they'll start fighting about what that means Which would scare you when happens, because then you also have locked yourself into a space where you might not change because you're afraid of what your public persona is. Exactly.
And that's got to be. Well, that's how you get to Dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris.
And the liberals are like, yeah, boom. I saw this dude.
He posted a atomic bomb gif. And it was like, after that happened, like, it's over.
Boom. Like, you guys are just dorks who don't play sports.
Do you realize what kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where Dick Cheney, rest in peace, where Dick Cheney. He passed away.
He just passed away. Where Dick Cheney endorsing your liberal, progressive candidate

that somehow or another that's a good thing.

The guy was the architect of the fucking

architect of the Iraq invasion.

Weapons of mass destruction host.

All that shit.

He was a slumberger guy, right?

He was a scary guy, man.

He was the oil guy, right?

Halliburton.

He's from Halliburton.

Fuck.

Bro.

That was bizarre. Mental gymnastics.
everything's gotten so bizarre dude he's not dead oh it's a fake report fake Dick Cheney death report came from RT parody account those motherfuckers here we go bro but hey got me but this is the thing it's like you can't tell what the fuck is true Well first of all how is he still alive

You know

How many soccer players did we lose this year

Midfield massive heart attacks

Just running down the street

People are dying

And somehow or another Dick Cheney's still alive

And Dick Cheney's still out there twerking

With a different heart

That's what they're doing now

I'm sure he does

I'm sure he's on his 6th or 7th heart

You don't think politicians are getting

Fucking separate hearts and organs dude

Thank you. Yeah, that's what they're doing a car.
I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's on his sixth or seventh heart a lot of these You don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs dude You don't think they're first in line when they thought yeah for sure That's probably part of like if you don't open up a hospital.
This is what I want the moment my shit goes south I want I want a doctor ready with his hands scrubbed. Yeah Oh, I bet there's a sick Rothschild out there somewhere and every month they're putting a new ticker into him dude i was reading a uh a story last night about this dude who was one of the i think he was a rockefeller uh who got eaten see if that's i believe he's one of the rock rock rothschilds or roellers.
God damn it. One of them fancy people.

When you hear their name, you're like, oh, that fancy family.

One of those.

So this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals.

Apparently he went there.

I'd hate.

Michael Rockefeller.

So apparently he went there and they were fine with him the first time he went there.

But he was trying to get something from them. And something that he was trying to get from them was sacred.
And apparently they were fine with him the first time he went there, but he was trying to get something from them.

And something that he was trying to get from them was sacred.

And apparently they were very pissed off at him.

So he didn't know that they were pissed off at him.

So when he went back, he thought they'd be friendly with him.

Yeah.

And they killed him and ate him.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

And then they hid it.

They hid the story forever. So they went looking for this guy like, hey, my rich cousin missing where is he and they're like i don't know they just fucking burp they just ate that dude they just somebody just coughs up uh uh one of those um things that keeps your uh what is that thing it goes on there into your shirt yeah your cuff a cuff link oh cuff yeah so i've got us up a cuff link.
Hey, let me give a shout out to the person who's... It was on their YouTube channel because I can't remember most of the details of the story.
But if you go to this dude's YouTube channel, he lays it out. I tried to find a hat that matched with y'all's curtain in here.
It's perfect. You nailed it.
Thanks. I'll get it in here somewhere.
I have a

real problem with these goddamn YouTube videos.

I'm watching too much. I'm

absorbing a lot. I'm learning things.

But do you think like

you talked about

Islamophobia

in Britain?

Did I talk about it? What do you mean? Or did you mention it a minute ago? Islamophobia? What does Islamophobia mean? We were talking about the migrant crisis. We weren't necessarily saying Islamophobia.
I think there's a, you know, it's like the migrant crisis in the United States. It's not a crisis of one type of individual coming in.
The idea is that you want to be able to vet everybody who comes in, no matter what, whether they're from Guatemala or they're from Syria. You want to find out who the fuck they are.
You don't want to let in criminals and psychopaths. It's all that simple.
And if you start blocking off people's ability to do that, I always have to wonder, what are you trying to do? If you're just trying to let everybody in and not check, are you trying to create chaos? Is that what you want? Because that's what I would do if I was an evil person and I wanted to fuck up an entire civilization. I would just let criminals in.
I would encourage criminals to go there. I would release them out of my jails and give them money to go north.
Yeah. You can just walk across to America.
We're going to pay you to do it. Well, I think you have a lot of people that have like, that believe in some sort of a moral and ethical code and they feel like they don't have a place to be sometimes, you know? Well, there's also some people that grow up and they just got fucked by the world They just got brought to a real bad spot and they started off way worse than you and I for sure And that's the reality of if you want to keep a healthy society You have to keep those fucking people out like the world is not fair It's not fair and if you want to protect the best aspects of the world you got to keep them safe and then people out.
Like the world is not fair. It's not fair.
And if you want to protect the best aspects of the world, you got to keep them safe and then spread out. Spread out that safety from there.
It's not let in all the bad. It's spread out the safety.
It's like the way to do it isn't to just let all the criminals in and then, oh, well, now we all live with crime. Like, no, that's stupid.
The way to do it is to solve the crime problem in an area and then expand that area ever greater across the world. That is totally doable.
That's totally doable. You're never going to stop all crime, but you can minimize it significantly with a concerted effort, which is not being done.
They're not doing that. And there's a bunch of different things that they have to do.
Instead of just hiring cops to fuck people up, they should train cops better. They should pay them more.
They should make them more respected. They should make people appreciate cops instead of think of them as the enemy.
I agree. We always thought that cops were reliable, but then I guess some cultures have different experiences with cops.
But these days, cops are so diverse that it's like you couldn't have a... You'd almost have to be a Alien or something to have a Racial issue it feels like sometimes, you know, well, I think cops are just like all all kinds of people and The problem with all people is they're gonna vary There's gonna be some people that can handle pressure and and some people that can handle having power and being a boss That's a good bosses.
I've had great bosses. We're great guys.
They made you happy to work with them. You knew they were the boss, but it was a cool situation.
And then you've got people that are cunts just because they're bosses. You've got this guy that just won't stop talking down to you because he knows he can get away with you because you need the job.
He can get away with shitting on you. You've all had that, too.
And's that's the problem with being a cop like some people are just not good at having power over people And some people are great with it And then there's the reality of the stress that they face every fucking day. You might get shot every day You're pulling people over what is the worst thing that's gonna happen to you in your day? Oh, did someone open their door on your car? Oh Oh, I saw year old get their face shot in yeah, you know, I saw a little girl get run over by a car.
I saw Horrible murder scenes, you know, they they're they're going upon car accidents every day You're seeing so much awful shit you're dealing with and then every time you pull somebody over

every cop has seen those videos of People pulling people over and just getting lit lit with bullets just Fall into the ground. There's so many of those videos getting your gun taken away from you getting shot and killed Yeah, we've all seen those videos.
Oh, yeah I said Walmart everywhere a lot of that shit It's like there's just so much violence now There's just one where this guy was beaten up this female cop and his daughter was telling her to telling him to stop The daughter was trying to get him to stop beating this cop to death like oh my god so like that job is not a normal fucking job and When people don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it's a it's a sign of the the sickness of society it's the illness of society that we don't appreciate law and order and we think of it as something that somehow or another that it's uniquely oppressive and that with without it being there you'd have less problems so there was that that was all that defund the police thing. Yeah.
Which is just, we should have learned from that. And I hope a lot of people did.
Like, that's a terrible idea. The problem is not cops.
The problem is cops are human. Right.
And they have to stay human. Otherwise, you're going to get fucking RoboCop.
Oh, yeah. So what are we going to do?

RoboCop could easily get hijacked, too.

That's another issue.

It's like a lot of cyber attacks where they wanted every electric vehicle or something to just go drive off a cliff.

They could just control.

100%.

If they wanted every oven to just heat to 250 degrees and just burn down every house.

Sure.

Like if something got hacked, you know, it would be very spooky.

So yeah, if cops got hacked, bro, that would be crazy. And then also they could just say they hacked.
Like, you could have a dirty entity hack the cops and use them for whatever they want. And then who do you even sue with that? What are you gonna even, you know, they're not even people.
You're gonna put a robot on the stand? Well, also, you would have to know what kind of like hacking is even possible and whether or not it can be detected. Because if they're doing it wirelessly, like can they do it? Like, Jamie, you would probably know this.
Can you hack something wirelessly from an anonymous account and like get into a system and no one knows who did it? is everything ultimately traceable if they could find the source of the invasion i think when you get to high level stuff they're going the hacker like the point of doing the attack goes through so many levels to try to hide where they're going from yeah so they can hide someone. And also, how many of those guys that are operating at that level even exist? Yeah.
How many of those super high-level hackers are out there? And everybody else is just kind of at the mercy. Try understanding that if you don't do that.
It's impossible. So how is a judge going to understand it? Who's going to understand it? Yeah.
How are the cops gonna understand it? Right, it's kind of yeah, it's gotta be weird if you know that much stuff you're kind of in a world of your own Oh, yeah, if you're like a super Bitcoin creator type dude, you're in a world of your own you're you're existing in the most Sophisticated layers of the technological power of of the likes the world's never seen before never seen anything like it and you're the people that are at the head of the code the people that are making AI Yeah, you're like crypto for Columbus or whatever That's great dude if people that's why I've said this for years. People with autism are the link between regular people and machines.

That's where we're headed.

It's all in two generations.

Everyone will have autism.

You won't be able to find anybody that doesn't have it or that doesn't freak out if somebody's whistling or whatever. It's almost like whatever the reason why more people have autism today.
I'm sure there's a bunch of people that think it's vaccines. There's a bunch of people that think it's environmental issues.
There's a bunch of people think it's Chick-fil-A. Some people probably could be.
Could be. I'll take it though, dude.
It's so fucking good. There's no way you wouldn't take some Chick-fil-Autism, dude, if they had it, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

If you're like every now and then, just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a couple pickles on his back, dude, I'd fucking be like, I love this guy no matter what he has, you know?

I totally forgot what I was going to say.

Sorry, dude.

It had something to do with autism.

Oh, what we were talking about. Oh, I think that this is the end of that realm.
So just imagine. All right.
So whatever the reason why there's more cases of autism, most people, I think, will agree there are more cases of autism now than ever before. Okay.
But what meaningful changes have we done, if any, to try to limit that or to try to mitigate that or pull that back? I'm not sure. And what meaningful, like what progress has been made where you're saying like, oh, now we have 20% less autistic kids.
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Pick six not available everywhere, and yet we're in the greatest technological time that we've ever been aware of.

And people have more access to information now than ever before. Why? Why is it moving in that direction? And maybe that is a natural thing.
Maybe all this transgender shit where everybody's like, oh, my God, like, I am so sick of hearing there's boys and there's girls and that's it. maybe when you find out about plastics and the things that's happening to the human body because it's fucking with our endocrine system and it's it's shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and lowering testosterone levels calling more more miscarriages causing more miscarriages if you were watching this play out if you were not connected to us yeah and if you were like from another planet and you're like, what is this thing doing? Oh, so this is a very complicated animal.
And this animal gets involved in various plastics and metals. And it has a symbiotic relationship with plastics and metals where the plastics and metals, it gives them cars and handbags and television sets but it also robs them of their primal essence and slowly turns them into these genderless weird creatures that can only survive by replicating through their DNA dude well said bro because if you're if you were looking at it from and you were looking at, well, what are we addicted to? We're addicted to electronics, and we're addicted to plastic.
Yeah. We use plastic for everything.
And we're willing to sacrifice something for it. Dude, I was reading this whole thing about petroleum in the healthcare industry, and health and wellness, and oils and shit, how much petroleum is used in all this.
It's everywhere. It's just everywhere.
It's bizarrely everywhere. Petroleum is? Petroleum is.
Yeah. So you've got oil and you've got plastics and you've got all of these weird, funky phthalates and chemicals and pesticides and herbicides.
We're all aware of it. Like, this is really a problem.
This is really a problem. I'm fucking blasting the air.
It's all of your food. Like, this could be a problem.
Everyone's on fucking Monsanto. Yeah, nobody can sleep anymore.
Glyphosate is everywhere. And everyone's like, well, we'll certainly get to the bottom of that once we make it safer for queer kids.
And then slowly we're going to get to a point of no return, where our genetics are fucked

by our environmental pollutants, which have only existed over the last couple hundred

years.

So our genetics get fucked by these environmental pollutants, and they're like giant changes

in human testosterone levels just from the 1970s.

Giant changes.

Oh, yeah, dude.

So I think if you're on that path, and you're clearly on that path we're we are as a human race we're clearly on that path fast and we're also at the same time on the path of artificial intelligence it's like how much time do we really have how much time do we really have here what if this though what if a trans... How many trans people are there? They're all trans now.
Everybody. Right.
The whole country is trans. I think they've backed off a lot of people have decided that they really didn't want to do it anymore.
Yeah. There's quite a few, and people get mad at them.
Which is really wild. People get mad at them for changing their mind.
Have you interviewed anybody that has gone down the surgery path and didn't did and didn't want to have the surgery? Have you ever talked to somebody like that? No, just curious what that whole what that world is like It's everybody's got their own weird thing with that because it's a weird thing Like you're you don't like your sexual organs you're born with you identify with another gender or at least you think you do right at least like you Identify with what they like more than what the boys like You're probably just gay And that's one of the things they've studied is when they leave transgender or supposedly transgender Youths and they don't do anything they eventually become gay men. Oh, I see.
It's a big, big percentage of them. Yeah.
Does that mean they're all like that? And some people don't, like, genuinely have, like, true gender dysphoria? No. That's always been a thing, too.
And being gay used to seem like if you were just gay, that was everything. It was like, it was like, but I guess...
Was everything? It was like gayated and – it was like, oh, if you were trans or any – now it's LGBTQI, right? Oh, there's also – yeah, there's intersex. Plus.
There's two. Plus.
Right. What is plus? Which one is plus? I don't know.
I know two is two-spirit, which is my favorite. Really? I know I'm going to need – Two-spirit.
They took the kooky Two-Spirit people in. The Native Americans? No.
Two-Spirit is like a very specific, like, let's Google it. Two-Spirit is like, you think you're like Fox Kin or some shit like that.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, this is where I found out that, I might be fucking up what Two-Spirit is, but this is where I found out about this stuff because a buddy of mine who lives in Utah, his wife, worked at a public school.
And he told me that she told him that they were having a meeting because one of the parents had proposed putting a litter box in the bathroom because their kid thinks it's a cat. Oh, that's crazy.
And he told i talked about it on podcast and people started saying that that was transphobic and this is a transphobic lie and i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa so it wasn't a real story you mean dude but well first of all what does that have to do with transgender what does that have to do with that you're talking about someone who thinks they're a cat oh how is that transphobic yeah and then i realized like oh there's a lot of things connected in this one group that are not the same thing like they're just trying to lump in every idea like say if you only have like you know the electoral college you get like a couple points in this state but if you win like 10 fucking states you got a big coalition you can get in White House House, you know? So it's like if you can't just transgender people on their own, too many people like, no, you can't go into the women's room. Get out of here.
But then you add them to the gays. Oh, I see.
You add them to the queers, which is like, what does that mean? You know, and then if you're more of a buffet of folks. Are you in? Okay.
Two spirit people may be straight, gay bisexual Asexual or queer. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.
They're the people that want to pretend the most I'm everything I'm a boy right they want to play the shell game You're a fucking narcissist probably you're probably a loon Or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing. I don't know but there's a variety of things that are true at the same time.
You're going to have people that are kooky, and you're also going to have people that unfortunately really do wish they were born a girl. Both those things are real.
But the thing about us as a species, if you're looking at these drops that are all clearly established markers in terms of testosterone levels, miscarriages, men who are incapable of having children, low sperm counts, smaller testicles and penises. It's like we're moving in a direction of looking like those fucking aliens.
Well, that's what I've said. This for years.
If you look at an alien, their is big, because that's the only thing that's going still, and their body is this useless sort of fucking Christmas ornament. Spindly.
Spindly, genderless thing. Genderless, like no tits.
That's stuck under a weighted blanket too. You want to stop an alien, throw one weighted blanket on that bad boy.
I bet they don't interact with things.

Well, of course they don't because everything happens in their head.

It's all built in at that point.

Why do you even need if you can just blink and come or whatever?

You fucking blink again and you have a mortgage and then you fucking cough and your fucking parents are deceased.

There's no non-aware language.

You speak every language. You know every fact about everything on Earth at any given moment.
It's all in your head. There's no questions.
There's no. You have no dick.
You have no mouth. You can't even enjoy food.
You have no mouth. Yeah, dude.
Well, if I got a dick and you got a mouth, dude, food second. Let's party.
I'm catching a BJ. I'm a fucking alien.
Imagine getting ahead from an alien. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night, like you're having a crazy sex dream.
And you're like, oh my God. Like you're getting, like you ever have a dream where you're having sex? Yeah.
You think in the dream you're actually having sex. It feels real.
Guys come in their pants. Oh, I had a dream.
I was on an airplane one time dude. I was flying to Philadelphia, right? And I had a dream that I was doing oral sex, right? Yeah, and uh And I was just kind of like that in the air and this old dude fucking shook me.
He's like get it together Whoa, I was on the plane. It was just you to get it together.
Well, yeah, I was eating air pussy at that point it's okay

imagine if you opened your eyes and an alien was blowing you. You just feel trapped.
You're paralyzed. The alien is just sucking your dick, looking you in the eyes.
Big insect eyes. Could you imagine? No, dude.
Fuck Stephen King. That's a real horror movie.

Could you imagine you're paralyzed and an alien is sucking your dick?

What sound does it make?

I bet it makes a sound like a...

Slurpee.

They over-exaggerate.

They give you a caricaturized version of our porn films.

We know they like it when you make a lot of noise.

They're going to be gagging. Gah, not even moving.
It's just the feeling and making the noise. Or it also has that light.
You know, like whenever you make a Xerox copy of something and that fucking light goes down and back. It's like that.
I wouldn't want that. Dude, what was I seeing the other day? They're having gay animals now?

Is that?

They were having gay animals?

What are you saying?

If you pull that up, Jimmy, if you see anything of it.

What kind of request is that?

Well, I'm just saying, if you see...

Bro, animals fuck couches.

They fuck your leg.

Okay.

You ever have a dog?

Dogs will grab ahold of your leg.

They know your leg isn't a female dog. They don't care.
They grab a hold of your leg. Does that mean he's gay? No, it means he's crazy horny.
But no, I was seeing something where they were trying to have a hot it's like a upscale meat or beef that comes from a gay Why? Hold on to this. Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? Go down to that.
It's a great question there's a study this this is like those that james lindsey helen pluck rose peter bogosian thing uh what is it what does it say can i read the headline why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals yeah imagine like you're a scientist and you know you're trying to figure out how old the universe is, and that's the complaint you read first thing in the morning, and you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey! There's other shit to worry about! Hey, you're telling me this otter ain't a homosexual? I'm trying to figure out how old the fucking universe is! That's why. There's not a lot of federal funding for gay animals.
Oh, there is now, I bet. Bro, you have to get funding for this stuff.
I'm sure we spent a bill on it, dude. Yo, that was another thing that was crazy about the Harris campaign was when you found out that they can pay activist groups.
They give donations to activist groups. Like, large sums of money.
To activist activist groups? Like what? So that these people will endorse them. Oh, I see.
There's an accusation that she gave, what's that dude's name who's on MSNBC? The old dude? Don Leonard? No, no, no, no, no. Don Leonard, you're buying two names.
Don Lemon and Sugar Ray Leonard. Don Lemon.
That's who he did. Yeah, dude.
Hey, bro. No, Al Sharpton.
Don's got a little more sugar than Ray Leonard, I think. To be honest.
No judgment, dude. But I'll tell you this.
The rest of the maple syrup. Gay animal meat is going to be the new thing.
You're telling me you're at a restaurant, right? Right. It'll be a gay lamb.
And they're like, hey, okay, you can have this lamb, $70, this shank. Or you could have this sweet little lamb shank over here for $90.
The best of both worlds. So it's got the firmness of male.
What else has that sweet tenderness of female? Yeah, also been basted from the inside you know i think there's you tell me you're not going to get a gay steak dude for an extra 20 bucks you're not going to try it if you're lbgt friendly you want to support the gay steak market you have to yeah that's the next thing though no and encouraging straight cows to fuck each other just because they want that because they realize there's more money in gay stakes You're like I'll take a stake you like it's like yeah Better be the attention market that is social media There has to be a few people out there that are pretending to be gay that aren't like here's a good. Oh, for sure Here's a good example.
there were a bunch of girls and people got mad at them because they're hot female only fans girls and they started putting fake dicks in their in their pants okay and pretending that they're trans because that was getting them a lot more views so apparently the way to get a lot of views is to be a really hot trans person. Like really hot trans people are in right now.
Like really hot like a girl, like a super hot girl with a hog on you. With a smoker.
Big old hog on you. So people got mad and started saying that my identity is not your costume.
Like the actual trans people. Like cultural appropriation kind of.
Yeah, but like, hey! Right. Aren't you doing that? Aren't you doing that? You have a dick and you're saying you're a girl, and then these girls who don't have a dick are putting a dick on, and you're saying you can't do that.
Oh, so they're all... This is crazy.
Yeah, it's like we're caught in a blender, dude. First of all, it's very short-sighted because you should be pro-trans even if it's fake trans.
Right. That would make more people into trans people.
That'd be better for everybody. Right, no matter what.
Now, are some people... It's a famine thinking.
Are there really some people... Are people born with wiener and breast? Is that a real thing? I have not heard of that, but I know that some guys do have problems with their breasts.
Like there's a thing when guys take steroids, they develop something called gynomastica. And gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue.
I know guys who have had to get their nipples cut open and they have to get that removed and then sewn back together again. It's like a serious operation.

But so are some people.

That is that's breast tissue because they take so much testosterone that their body starts producing extra estrogen.

OK.

And then they get titties as a side effect.

Yeah.

I don't hope I'm not fucking that up.

That's what I've been told.

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

But the point is, that's the only time I've ever heard of like with a dick and tits.

But some people are born with both genitals, right?

Yes.

I don't know. been told.
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. But the point is, that's the only time I've ever heard of with a dick and tits.
But some people are born with both genitals, right? Yes. That's a little different, right? That's pretty rare.
That's called a hermaphrodite. I think they call them intersex now.
People are always trying to come up with new names. Oh, yeah.
My buddy had these growing up. Hot tits.
Normal breast tissue. Hormone imbalance.
Causes swelling. First of all.
Causes some sweet titties. Yeah, first batch i ever saw around my buddy shout out to him i'll tell you what if i could just crop out that right tit i could i could rub one off that right i used to look at my buddy like that please you go back to his uh it's his left so his left it's like no no i don't want to see those The technical, actual one so if you just cropped in his left his left that one yeah just crop in that remove all side of hair look at that look at that little milk porch he's got on it that's like a hot athletic girl's boob oh damn right that's a fucking little nerve branch we don't really need to don...
Don't do that, James. That's a lot, dude.
But I'm telling you this. You're telling me this.
If you make a steak out of that man, you're not going to pay an extra 30 bucks? Yeah, and then the problem would be they would start... My only fan is models with the bulge.
Oh, see? That's it. So they're doing it.
A lot of people... Do you think, though you think though.
This is what I wonder sometimes. Do you think that science has us headed.
So we were all. That everyone is going to be trans at what.
Like it's all merging. Yeah.
I think we're going to be genderless. Really.
Go to that article again. I want to see what they were saying.
What were they saying? They said it was only two of them. I don't know how.
It could have spread since. Not on my Instagram feed.
It was September or so. Just a gang of them.

They might have started a trend.

They're all over the place.

OnlyFans models.

Can I just read that?

Yeah, yeah.

OnlyFans models are targeted by online LGBTQ mob after posing in underwear with fake bulges.

That's so crazy.

That's so hypocritical.

I wonder.

Dude, I heard Jelly Roll's got that thing on him.

I heard he's got it real.

I bet it does.

Look at that.

Just two boys being silly alongside a trans flag.

How can you get mad?

How can you get mad?

Got that donkey on him. You can't get mad because that violates.

You're saying that your standards are more important than them doing this thing to get attention yeah your standards of what's real is not real like no no no no no right it doesn't work that way like because the only way because then it's only your standards because if you want that kind of a strict control of the way people view things you're going to allow people to turn on you and there's gonna be way more people that have a hard time with you saying that you're a woman when you have a dick then there's gonna be for a bunch of girls who just want to take pictures where they have fake bulges yeah that doesn't make you're just being a control freak like you don't you can't have no fake trans people, but only real

trans people, but don't let anybody

be in control of who

decides what's real and what's not real.

It's almost the same with a lot of cultural appropriations

but at a certain point it just gets ridiculous.

Did you see that one dude who

faked it for like six months?

Faked being black? No, you can't do

that anymore. I'm not doing it.

No, he faked being a woman. You know that dude? He was on one of those reality shows, and he had all the tattoos.
He was a good-looking guy, which is why it was crazy. He said he was transitioning, and he was just a troll.
He did it for like six months. He was just meeting chicks? No, just making videos online where people get mad at him.
Oh, no, I didn't see that. But he kept kept it up forever that dude Explaining Josh Cedar's trans hoax alleged fake death and why Monica Beverly Hills is involved I don't know Monica Beverly Hills is me neither So this guy it was very smart He said he's been undergoing a crash out of most epic out proportions, and somehow RuPaul's Drag Race doll, Monica Beverly Hills, is involved.

Is this like a far left-wing blog?

Because the way they're writing this is like...

It's called Them.

Okay, well, that makes sense.

Them.us.

First of all, it's called Them.us.

Yeah.

I was like, what is the... I don't understand what the tone of this article is.
So go back to it now. So he was pretending to be trans, Joe? Yes.
Okay. For a long time.
Okay, here it goes. Scroll up a little bit.
Oh, here it goes. The former reality TV star has gone viral on social media for the worst reasons.
That's definitely not the worst reason. Allegedly faking his own death and claiming it was a hack as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes as an experimental mockery of trans people that he claims is exposing the woke mind virus.
But that's not the worst reasons. The worst reasons is like you killed a bunch of folks.
The worst reasons, you lit a school on fire. That's the worst reasons.
like that's not the worst reasons the worst reasons is like you killed a bunch of folks The worst reasons you lit a school on fire. That's the worst reasons Like that's not the worst reasons for going viral because why did he pretend to be trans? He came out as a trans woman.
He gave interviews with public like page six, but are there people that aren't Um came out of the trans so this guy just pretended to be trans for a long time. A long time.

So he was making a mockery of them.

He said five months.

So he did it for five months.

So in October, five months later, he said that it was actually, it was all a social experiment

on an episode of the conservative podcast, Prime Time with Alex Stein.

Sider said the purpose was to expose how gullible and delusional the left is.

What I did is I faked being a faker faker He said I pretended to be a pretender But yeah, well that's right the thing is like people don't want to admit that he's correct because it makes you insensitive but what he's saying is like Logical right it's logical and so what if people are actually trans? Are some people actually trans?

You would have to ask them. Okay.
Therein lies the problem. I see.
I think there are people that are not, though. There's people that are perverts, for sure, and pretend to be trans so they can go to women's rooms.
For sure. Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's at LAX. For sure.
I'm not accusing all of them. I'm just saying.
No, but I've seen it. You're going to have that if you have this thing.
This loophole. This new thing.
When I was a kid, if a guy with a beard and a dress tried to go into the women's room, men would go in there and beat the fuck out of him. They wouldn't let that happen.
They would say, oh, that guy's a pervert. And if a woman went into the men's room, we'd tell her to bring a couple of her friends.
That's what I'm saying, but still, in a respectable way. Or you would guard the door while they were urinating.
That was another thing if a woman said, I really need to urinate in here. Yeah, well, no one would care.
The added thing is he had a parent maybe had a relationship with this Monica Beverly Hills person. Oh, is Monica Beverly Hills a gay guy? It's a contestant from Drag Race.
Oh! So then this person tried to out them, I guess, and he denied it, and then I guess there might be evidence of it. Oh.
So they're saying that he might have done this all in retaliation for this. See, that's what happens a lot of times is people will- I just read that.
Well, listen, for whatever, maybe the guy's gay and he pretended to be a woman. He's not a woman, all right? So maybe he had a gay relationship with a drag queen, or maybe it's not even a gay relationship if it's a drag queen.
I don't remember anymore. I don't know what the new regulations are.
I don't know what the new regulations are. All I'm saying is, if you want to be a person who is open-minded and who's compassionate and who wants to let people live and let live, you can't get mad at these girls putting rubber dicks in their pants.

You can't.

It's too stupid. Well, it's like somebody dressing up like for someone for Halloween, I feel like, right?

A little bit.

But you could say that's what they're doing, though.

I see what you're saying.

You know?

So you're saying you're making your own Halloween, so you can't be upset if we make a Halloween.

You can say you're a girl.

You can say you're a girl.

And you can be a guy with a beard and long nails and say you're a girl. But you can't make me go along with it.
I see what you're saying. I'm not saying that you can't say you're a girl.
I'm not saying that you can't call yourself a new name. But if we're in this weird, aggressive situation and you want me to say you're a girl so that you can go do girl things in the girl's room, you can't make make me agree to that right that's that's where it gets crazy like if you're not infringing on anybody else's space there's a reason girls don't want to be in a fucking bathroom with dudes yeah and if it's like trans men in the men's room men don't give a fuck because women aren't going in there to rape men right right so that's the difference they're women that think they're men.
No one cares. If a woman who thinks she's a man wants to enter into men's sports, no one's going to stop her.
Right. Because it's all one direction, isn't it? Isn't it always men going to women's stuff? Well, for sports, for sure.
Look, there have been women that have turned trans and competed against boys. It definitely has happened.
But the striking dominance that you see where trans men or trans women, biological men, who identify as women, compete against regular biological women in sports. Yeah.
It's crazy. You get people with like...
I would just want to... It's just a delusion.
It's just a delusion that you shouldn't let in if you want to have an all trans league do that that's what we should do i feel like it seems like there should be that so that then it's just a cheat code you can't just say you're a girl you're not a girl let's do a dna test let's do a chromosome test oh look x y you're a guy will dna tell you the truth every single time? Will that answer always be the... Your fucking chromosomes will.
Okay, so there's no... Look, there's going to be a variable thing.
There's going to be a thing even with that, right? So if you have like male and female, all male and all female are not created equal. There's a giant curve between like the most manly man and the most womanly man.
And then the most manly woman and the most womanly man and then the most manly woman and the most womanly woman like there's this giant fucking curve that all it means to be a human being i can't tell you where you are in that curve yeah i don't know what you are you man you'd be you i'll be i'm doing fine i want you to be happy but you can't pretend you're in that other group you can't especially if you are the male pretending you're a female you want to enter into like women's rooms you can't do that because there's too much of a potential for that to be abused by creeps so what's the solution i don't know what the solution is i don't know you know individual bathrooms what about that family restroom that always has dude i'll tell you this the worst thing is that one with the diaper table. Yeah, one special bathroom Australian diaper table in it or whatever you're like, what is this? You don't even you don't even have a diaper, but you do have a hog and a dress Yeah, I'm just gonna use this one.
Just not freak anybody out Like jelly roll dude. He's got that On him, huh? Yeah, but he's I clearly identifying as a male.
Oh, yeah. No one's denying.
But if he wasn't, and then he had that big old hog, keep him out of the women's room. I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him.
I heard, you know? That's what I heard, dude. I heard he's got that.
You know that thing that cops throw out to get the car to stop if it's going real fast? Those nails on the strip. I'm just saying I heard he's got that rope on him, boy.
Damn. So whatever, dude.
Stay black, homie. That's what Joey Diaz always says.
Stay black. That's the most important thing.
Oh, my God. Have you ever seen the video where, speaking of Alex Jones, where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones, Alex Jones is trying to calm Joey Diaz down and I'm next to him.
I'm just crying, laughing. And Joey's telling some story about how he smuggled weed through the airport under his nutsack.
They didn't catch him. And they're like, what kind of fucking security do we have here? See if you can find it.
Because I am literally crying, laughing. I can't breathe.
I'm fucking crying. I haven't seen that.
I'm trying to think of what I've seen. Joey's going off.
And this is, you know, Alex Jones of like the early 2000s. No, I saw they got that new tariff in New York City.
You see that? Nine bucks to drive into the city now. That's so crazy.
During congestion time. So during.
That's so crazy. I think it's 5 a.m.
to 2. They're just trying to ruin that city, man.
Well, I just wonder what will that – like who does – obviously it hits – everything hits people that don't have money the hardest, right? You know we were talking about how once people have power over you, once they have control over you, they never want to let that go? Oh, for sure. The East Coast is a great example of that.
And one of the best examples is the tolls.

The tolls were supposed to be created to pay for the city, to build the roads, build the bridges.

But they paid for it 100 times over.

Once it's already been paid, now you're just stealing money from people because you can.

So then they just fill their coffers up and fill their bureaucracy and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in.

It's all a scheme. This is Joey on the Alex Jones Show.
2010. Michael Jackson.
I watched this. They're just better at covering up what they did.
Did they kill Michael Jackson? I don't know. Look at the movie.
He was dancing and singing, and next you know he's dying of oxygen. No, not right.
A junkie's a junkie's a junkie's a junkie. He's a junkie every day.
He doesn't wake up singing dance, and then he has oxygen tanks at night. Something's not right there.
And in my case, like old school, you're worth more dead than what you are alive. You understand me? And now they've got a new record coming out.
He ain't in debt no more. He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas that jump up and down the Blue Band Group, whatever the hell that is.
I mean, he's worth more now than he's ever been. I thinkul mccartney killed michael jackson that's what i think if it was up to me me knowing what i know i smoke another joint i'll break it down i'll break it down because he bought the music from paul mccartney didn't want to get it back to him right and all of a sudden they they put paul mccartney in the super bowl they tried to build up the beatles to get their thing going and all of a sudden michael jackson that's right i believe it.
It goes a lot longer. The best is the end, though.
He says, stay black. Just get to the very back.
Every time you listen to your bullshit congressman, or your bullshit governor, or even a bullshit president, or somebody who's running for president, and he's hitting you with that same four shit that they give you every four fucking years, and you still vote for the fucking Momo, and then you get mad, think about me saying with that i'm out of here i gotta go smoke a cigarette oh hey hold on a minute we gotta say bye here everybody don't do the uh don't no i know joey you get it but this is just to let the american public know that every four years they buy the same shit they've been buying every four years and the same people with their harvard articulation and how they don they have a family and these are the same people that shove it up your fucking ass every year The one thing that you get about me is I'll say fuck, but I will not fucking rob you if I need some I'll ask you like a man. Hey, hey, go fuck yourself.
You come hold on. Hold on one second Take a joke take a shuttle Joey Diaz Facebook Twitter check yourself before you wreck yourself big dicks in your ass Oh, yeah.
Get on one second. Take a joke.
Take a shuttle. Joey Diaz, Facebook, Twitter, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Big dicks in your ass. Oh, yeah.
Get out of here. You're in trouble.
He comes back. I'm the unbiased.
I'm throwing. All right.
All right. Listen.
Stay black because that's the most important. Okay.
Hey, Joe. Stay black, dude.
Bro, we got to start getting more.

When are you going to start to see people just identify as black then?

You can't do that.

They won't let you do that.

Yeah, but that's what they said about everything.

Yeah, but that one's been a hard line for a while.

They used to be able to do blackface.

Think about it.

So many people did blackface in movies. Robert Downey Jr.
did blackface in the early 2000s, right?

Good point.

Jimmy Kimmel did it.

Look at that movie Soul Man. Remember? The guy pretended to be black to get like a college education yeah he did it a lot of people did it lex lexter holt i don't even think uh this episode is brought to you by tekovas if you know one thing that's a must for me ladies and gentlemen it's a pair of boots that won't let me down no matter what.
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He looks. I think that's his real skin color.
You do? Yeah, I think that is. Okay.
That's a rumor. The point is, that is it's going the other direction.
It's not going the direction of like the Rachel Dole. I don't know.
I think you're going to have a real surgence coming up. Well, there are people that have tried it.
The problem is, now with 23andMe, it's real hard to pull off. Mike Perry.
He's got like 2%. Hey, I ain't going to tell him he ain't.
You know what I'm saying? That's for sure, dude. I ain't telling Mike Perry.
Mike Perry is a zebra if he wants to be, dude. I'm not interested in arguing.
Can you bring up people that are trying to be black and see um Like by texturizing their skin. There's new things Joe Well, I definitely think that people are taking pills.
I've heard of that yeah darkening pills or whatever Yeah, there's some kind of medication you could take maybe it's a peptide That darkens your skin. I mean it may be a peptide, but I've heard of it It might even have some weird like melanin name like Milan or Lanolin or something.
Yeah I don't remember though, but I do remember seeing it on an internet article where you know There's like how far people going to like look different. Oh, yeah shit that people are doing dark buddy or whatever They're calling it Dark buddy and you just like take a couple pills of it it Oh, you're thinking to Justin Trudeau Doing blackface Dude, you know he just retired That's crazy Well, he's stepping down They're going to have to find a replacement And then he leaves I liked him better when he was black That was very brief, I think But still, dude, it was a fucking then.
Bro, people have hammered on that guy so much. For rightly so, man.
That guy's a creep. He doesn't seem like he has any strength inside of him of his own.
No, no, no, no. And he almost seems like a character from a Charles Dickens novel.
If you bring up his retirement speech from the other day. Yeah.
Well, it's fake. That's why.
He was like, oh, father. It's fake.
It's all fake. He's like a fake progressive.
The whole thing's fake. That's why.
It's fake. It's all fake.
He's like a fake progressive.

The whole thing's fake.

That's why he was an authoritarian, and he kept cracking down on people's rights.

And they all really saw it during that trucker protest,

because that's when it was really in front of everybody's face, where he couldn't ignore it.

Here's this guy who is trying to—he's freezing bank accounts from the people that donated money to the truckers He is though. Yeah, I don't want to listen to this fuck this guy But he very much has a character from a Charles Dickens novel doesn't he it's it's because it's performative Look like it's AI though.
Look if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens Here's one thing when you ever go to see an old-timey movie, everyone talks in a more elegant and sophisticated manner. Hello, Father.
Hello. Yeah, there's a difference to the way people talked in those Dickens- I've got rubella, Dad.
Yeah. Tommy has rubella.
You know why? Because it's fake, right? That's how people used to make movies back then. Did people really talk like that back then? No.
No, people talked the way they talk. Nuh-uh.
It's just people were just not – well, they talked and they had different vernacular than they do now. But people, when you're performing something, performing something was new.
You have to think about this. If you go back and watch movies, like one of the things that's great about the fact that we produce so much content is that what what it's done the entire bank of all the content that people created since the beginning of television being started to the rock and roll boom of the 1960s to the internet to all these you can see the way people communicate evolves and changes and if you go back to the earliest representations of broadcast media in the country everyone talks in a way that's not natural james j braddock like here we are abc news world report hitler has moved into you know it's like there's a way that they talk back then and then there's's, if you go watch those movies, they talked fake in the movies.
Like Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake. And everybody's like, what is this guy doing? It's revolutionary.
He seems like he's a real guy. Like no one even knew how to do that until Brando came along and did it.
And so then movies became, and then you get a guy like a Daniel Day-Lewis. Yeah.
Where does he come from? Well, he comes from this entire evolutionary tree of people figuring out what's the best way to pretend publicly. And the way that they would do it in the Charles Dickens movies was a primitive way.
It's like when you're watching... Albert is sick, dad.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

was on the other day.

It was like Christmas

around the house.

Oh, yeah.

The old one,

the claymation one.

Beautiful day, yeah.

The snow was moving around.

Rudolph.

The snowman.

Yeah.

It's goofy as fuck.

Santa looks goofy as fuck.

It's terrible the way people talk.

Oh, this is Santa.

It seems so fake,

but that was the standard. It's so fake, but that was a standard

It's like six million dollar man was a good show. Okay.
It was a good show right that was the standard

The standard was terrible like we had a terrible standard for communication. That standards changed over time

It's changed so the people that are still doing it that way

It's glaringly obvious right so what Justin trudeau is doing he's doing like a a fucking strip club dj voice yeah he you know he's like lexus to the main stage good evening manitoba you don't know who that guy is you're not getting any of him that is a mask yeah you're not getting any of him well he went to that Tically hit concert. Is that the band tragically hit or whatever huh? Tragically hip.
Yeah, he went to that concert in wore a jean jacket Everybody thought he was like a vibe and I think that's how he won that election or whatever Wow, you know, it's hilarious and then it's good-looking he's tall and he's charismatic He's figured out a way to bullshit in the beginning before he had any power it works Yeah, because he sounded like a sensible guy But people get revealed when they face pressure and when he faced pressure during that trucker thing then he showed his true cards Do you think that they'll take Canada and to be the 50s? first or second state whichever one it is I think This is what I think I think we take Canada and then we go right into Mexico fucking go. Whoa Yeah, that's what I said.
I tweeted out today. You did I tweeted I didn't see that We should let Mexico in too.
I want to be fucking everybody keeps sneaking over how we just let them stay here Yeah, just like how about we go into that? How about what I said? How about what he said it like instead of trying to like let all the bad stuff in how about we make this like totally locked down safe and then expand safety expand it but you got to do it without stripping people of their rights it's a lot it's a lot but also there's a big problem like poland doesn't let anybody in or out of their country is that right they don't fuck around poland doesn't and that's what like't, why don't some countries, like, well, I guess America is kind of this, it's kind of a halfway house of, like, ideals over the years. It feels like, you know, it feels like, like, I always thought there was this, like, yeah, idea of this is an American, this is what we do, you know? It's kind of like how you were brought up, like, with the Pledge of Allegiance, civics class, all that type of stuff.
Like, this is what it means, like, Ford Ford tough type vibes, you know But then everything kind of changes over time and now I feel like It's we don't know what America is and I think that's the part that seems super scary to people sometimes Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate right so in this moment of chaos that we're talking about I don't know what America is anymore. That's when you get all these fucking activist groups that are not real That's when you get online That's you get people attacking and you get real people that get caught up in it too And they're getting you caught up in it as well because all these people like people are super addicted to arguing with stuff online And I you know I see like Otherwise very reasonable people that are on Twitter 12 hours a day And I just don't understand what the fuck is wrong with you.
Yeah, otherwise very reasonable successful people

What why are you doing this? Yeah, some people tweet all day Elon tweets all day all day All day it must be an addiction right at this point. I mean there's no way and if it's real Do you think it's really him doing it? Well, that was the Andre Dittman thing.
That was the thing that people were saying that this was a fake So was that proven that it wasn't him? I've been trying to track that down

to have no idea what's...

I'd heard that it was a fake. So was that proven that it wasn't him? I've been trying to track that down to have no idea what's...
I'd heard that it was proven that it wasn't him because this guy who sounds like Elon was doing something while Elon was playing Diablo live. Yeah, they had him talk to each other, I think, in a space.
Right. They were definitely both making noise at the same time.
But again, like, without

seeing both... I've never seen

a picture of the other guy, I don't think.

That could be AI. Right?

You're telling me a guy like Elon couldn't, like, just

for funsies, rig something

like that? That's simple. He's catching

rockets with robot arms.

You know? You don't think he could figure that out?

He could figure that out. He could have the

algorithms talk to each other.

I think there's, you know,

they can already translate

See you next week. You know, you don't think you can figure that out? He can figure that out.
He could have the algorithms talk to each other.

I think there's, you know, they can already translate your language. You know, they can take whatever you're saying right now in your podcast and they can translate it to German.
They could translate to Spanish. They could translate it to anything.
If they can do that, they could for sure have a version of you that's quick enough with AI that it could respond like a person would. Yeah.
Well, it's all going to get interesting because now there used to be places if you didn't like what was going on, you could sail off to another place. But there's not that many of those places anymore.
No, that's one of the reasons why we've got to protect America. We've got to protect freedom because if they can lock down on us, we are the last beacon of hope for the world.

And I know that sounds ridiculous.

Oh, you guys are so ridiculous.

So egocentrical.

Look what's happening to Europe.

Look at the chaos.

Look at the chaos.

Look at what's happening in terms of like how people are upset at their

political parties look at what's happening with Palestine and Israel look what's happening with Ukraine and Russia did you see that fucking bomb that went off today you want to see something nuts that's real you don't know if it's real I don't think though I'm uh yeah for real you sent Me in the middle of the night?

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Yeah.

I was taking a shit.

Oh, yeah.

I was like, Jamie needs a night. if it's real i don't think though i'm uh yeah for real you sent me in the middle of night yeah yeah i don't think i was taking a shit oh yeah jamie needs to know about this one oh yeah dude i don't like shitting at night because sometimes i'll go back to sleep so while i'm sitting there my legs will fall asleep ever that happened to you bub yes and then you try to get up you're like i'm stuck here on shit island yeah your legs go numb and then you just fall down and hurt yourself imagine if that's how you hurt yourself like slipping with your pants down by your ankles and your numb ass stupid legs you bang your fucking head into the nightstand like ow and your wife's like is this who I'm married.
You're the protector. You KO'd yourself in the toilet room, slamming your head off the fucking doorknob.
Donk. You get a big circle in the middle of your forehead for a month.
Yeah. Every time she looks at you, she thinks of you with your stupid fucking bruise, your pants down by your ankles, half-wiped ass.
Yeah. Dude, my mom used to always come we'd doze off on the shitter as children you know my mom would always come in there and rescue us or whatever you know that's hilarious well now it must be more common because of phones oh yeah people all the time a lot of crazy stuff you know the Asians can't eat hot dogs anymore I just saw that the other day they can They can't as a general rule.
They're not allowing it. North Korea.
What were you just looking up, Jamie? Ukraine hypersonic thing. Yeah.
You need to see this. I've already had a shoot down.
I don't think that video is real. I'll just start there.
You son of bitch But there's already saying like don't believe the hype from a

2023 Ukraine and the Kinzel missile don't believe the hypersonic I well I remember the beginning of the war there was a bunch of footage that turned out just be video games It was going everywhere because people can make money from clicks, right? So That's not real. Can I see that again? again? Not real.
I just...

Well, everything's just dangerous now. How do you know that's not real? When it comes up here, that video of that bomb and that tree line, that's two...
Someone edited that part. Those two things aren't the same.
In what way? I'm just... I hit my history of looking at this stuff a lot.
So... There's a lot of separation right there.
See that line? But if it's far enough away for the curvature of the Earth, wouldn't that... In theory, it could be real, but this is the only video of this that exists.
And no one else is claiming that this is real anywhere else online. Right.
What I'm seeing, though, is that that thing that you're looking at in the background is elevated. Right.
So that would indicate to me hills and valleys. So that means the bomb could be going off in the valley below that, and I don't know how far down that is.
So if you're talking about an area like this could be Utah right so I give you if you're taking a photograph in certain like Utah it's got a soccer field oh yeah where do they play a lot of soccer in Ukraine Utah oh Ukraine they probably do right so see what I'm saying like that could be far enough over that hill where you get that effect of separation and still be natural. The way that it even looks, though, it looks like someone's got a TV behind another thing, and they're showing an explosion of a TV.
The way that that looks is not even... Right, it does look like a little...
Exposed correctly, if you will. Right.
And even when it pulls away, it gets weird. Yeah, it looks grainier.
And I don't know how you would be filming that to catch a hypersonic missile. It says it was a U.S.
reporter accidentally films it. Like, okay, yeah, really? And it's going pretty slow at that point, too.
Let me see it again. Well, it's a perspective thing.
Like, it might look slower than it is because, you know, it's covering a lot of distance. It looks like Terminator 2, really.
That's kind of like when it starts. It's of like it's hard too because like we're probably looking at cell phone footage and cell phone footage is still not that good so bizarre they keep making it better and better but it gets worse and worse the photos do well first of all like drones i have not seen one good cell phone drone video so all that argument about like if like, if UFOs are real, where are the fucking videos? Everyone's got a phone.
Those arguments are now out the window because we know the drones are real, right? So we don't— Sorry, here's the result for the Hockensile missile thing. Like, it just starts talking about it.
Oh, the type of missile that they're saying that that was? If that was a real video, it in theory would be everywhere. Yeah.

It would be everywhere? What do you mean? There would be a bunch

more results saying like, look at this crazy video

of this missile going off. Oh, I see.

I see. So there's only one

video and there's no other

reports of that bomb going

off like that? I would also look at the account that posted it

and start looking at some of the other shit they posted.

It's a little... Oh, it's a shit

poster. What was that one though though, that did blow up?

Was it in Iran or in Syria recently

where they hit some ammo depot, the Israelis did,

and it looked crazy, and that was a real one?

That was... I remember that.

Yeah, you remember that one?

Beirut, I think.

I think you're right. I think you're right.

That's heartbreaking.

Oh, it's so scary. You watch the amount of explosion when it hits.
You're like, Jesus. Check this out.
Oh, this is a different one, but this is another one that's crazy. This is an ammunition depot building that blows up, but watch this.
You're lying. Bro, how fucking scary is that? So play that back again.
That's real mm-hmm watch this

Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up. Yeah, that's crazy

Could a Kevlar thing help you from that a Kevlar no no no no no no everyone's getting smushed

Especially if you're close at the buildings are getting

Eliminated and what can you hide behind like what type of thing would you do there? There's nothing you're not gonna do anything you're close. The buildings are getting eliminated.
And what can you hide behind?

What type of thing would you do there?

There's nothing.

You're not going to do anything.

You're going to get vaporized.

It's only about how much distance you are from that blast.

Here's one, too.

Yeah, this is the one that Ariel is serious.

That's right, the Syrian army one.

Check this out.

See if you can do it from the beginning.

It's fucking bananas, dude.

Watch this.

Look at this.

Boom.

This just happened?

A couple weeks ago, maybe.

Three weeks ago, it says.

Thank you. Fucking bananas, dude.
Watch this. Look at this.
Boom. This just happened? A couple weeks ago, maybe.
Three weeks ago, it says. Fuck.
Look at that. And that was in Syria? Mm-hmm.
What did they do wrong? The way he just phrased that was so funny. Oh, yeah.
I don't know. If you really really want to pay attention you have to go down multiple rabbit holes Okay, but you know Assad was just removed as the dictator of Syria.
Okay, what's that Jamie? I thought you did. He did get removed right and Is he dead or is he because there was reports that he was in a plane.
The plane was shot out of the sky.

But then there was reports that he landed in Russia.

So I don't even know what's true.

Did he get a shot out of the sky?

Or was that that was like a story that was in the news? I do remember hearing that.

It's not saying he's dead when I Google his name.

Are the stories still up that says his plane got shot out of the sky? Because I remember there were stories that said his plane got shot out of the sky and then there was some Twitter story saying that he landed in Russia. I was like, what is going on with this? But they wanted a regime change and they got it.
How hard was it for him to get? You know, that's the problem. If you want to go down this rabbit hole and have a conversation with Dave Smith about it.
He knows? Yeah. Okay.
He'll take you down a rabbit hole. He's an interesting guy, huh? He knows a lot.
He's very smart, huh? Very, very smart. He knows a lot.
He knows a lot. And he legitimately knows a lot.
He's not bullshitting about what he knows. Yeah.
And that's why he gets these guys, they get cocky and they want to have, like Chris Cuomo, want to have a debate with them and he just trounces them because like he knows what he's talking about he's and he's not lying right the difference between a guy like like any of these cnn type media darling types who pushed the fucking covid narrative and push every mainstream narrative those guys there's that's a very specific kind of mindset it's a a bullshitter's mindset and those guys all melt in front of actual conversations with people like dave smith who know what they're talking about are not ideologically captured yeah because there's certain things you just can't argue You can't argue that it's a good idea To do certain things and if you have not made that conclusion in your mind You're still thinking like you're employed at CNN. You're never gonna beat a guy like Dave Smith in a conversation You because he's not gonna argue with you if you're right if you're right, he's gonna agree with you He seems to lock in these These people, they're doing a totally different thing.
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I don't know where he is. Do you believe that we still can get real news information, Joe? Not from me.
Speaking of which, I have to correct something. Because there was a conversation that I had with Giannis Papas and Chris DiStefano.
We were talking about Jon Jones. I had heard a rumor that Jon Jones wanted $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall.
And I did hear that rumor. And I did hear that the UFC said yes, but it is not true.
So Dana contacted me and said, that rumor is bullshit. So I felt obligated to tell everybody that was a fake rumor.
I don't even remember who – because we did that podcast, unfortunately. We did that podcast two weeks ago.
Yeah. I don't remember who told me that.
What do you think the amount is that Jon Jones would fight him for, or do you think it's an amount? Well, apparently Jon is thinking about retiring. Yeah.
And he should. I mean, he's going to have to someday.
I'm not saying he should retire. I'm saying he should think about it.
Give the man all the time he wants. He can fight whenever he wants to fight.
That's Jon Jones. He's the GOAT.
So leave him alone. If he decides one day to come back, and he comes back and he wants to fight Tom Aspinall for the heavyweight title, the question is, like, how long are you allowed to hold on to the title before they start having that conversation? Now, he just knocked out Stipe Miocic, so give the man months.
Give the man five or six months. Just leave him the fuck the fuck alone but at a certain point in time you have to decide who the heavyweight champion is and if Tom is the interim heavyweight champion and John decides he doesn't want to fight anymore he could do that and he could do that also and then come back in a year and fight for the title he could do that like yeah he could do whatever he wants but he might decide.
You know what? Had an unbelievable career never lost Except the disqualification lost to a rule that has since been reversed He's the goat he retires. He's got plenty money.
He's got a opportunity to do some acting Yeah, he's he's an interesting character to me because he seems like them. He seems He seems unique, kind of.
Oh, he's very unique, yeah. He seems hard to pinpoint, kind of.
Does that make any sense or no? No, but that doesn't ever stop me from conversations with you. Thanks, dude.
I don't require you to make sense. Yeah, he just seems unique.
That would be so boring. Listen, Theo, I really love you.
I love talking to you, but you gotta make sense. Imagine that would ruin our whole relationship.
That would be the most ridiculous requirement. You know what Joe said to me? People go, what? That is so fucked up.
Why would he say that? God, give me one of those gay steaks, huh? Those things are $30 more. God damn.
It comes out. You're telling me queer shoulders $9 more per pound.
They serve it in a high heel shoe. The waiter takes it out of the shoe and plates it.
The waiter just kind of scoops it onto your tongue. i call it a juicy santana the uh the but they're gonna they're gonna start it's gonna start happening they're gonna start getting these lgbdq meats they're gonna start getting what's the d you put a d in there uh I don't know.
I think probably for cash. She said, LGBT.
I don't know,

dude.

They keep putting other stuff in there.

There's still new ones.

Yeah. They probably forget.
She said, LGBT. I don't know, dude.
They keep putting other stuff in there. There's so new ones.
Yeah, they always add ones. But the one that pisses me off the most, the A.
That's asexual. Hey, stay out of it.
This is not you. Why are you in there? See, it's like the, it's the electoral college thing that I was talking about.
As they gathered up this gang We get enough. of of fucking Springfield, Ohio.
Come on in. Come on in.
We could use your vote. And they just pile it all on.
Do you think it's a good idea to get rid of the electoral college? Do you think it should be one person, one vote? Yeah, I kind of do. Because I think there's no way that it's like a skew at all then.

You know, I feel like it's one person, one vote.

That's it.

Right.

You know, I just worry about still like how many extra votes they had the one time, you know, if that was ever figured out or not.

Nobody figured it out.

Which seems crazy.

But there's theories.

I just wonder once our voting gets compromised, it's a wrap. There's theories, but the theories suck.
The numbers too big to me. 15 million is too many people.
You look at the like the graph of how many people voted, you know, for 2012, 2016. And then there's 2020.
Yeah, it's bananas. People showed up.
And then there's 24. It goes back to normal again.
And 24 is probably the most consequential election of our lifetime where people felt more nervous. Like if these motherfuckers get in charge one more time, like we could get like literally invaded by terrorists.
We could lose all of our rights to say things on the Internet. I mean, they were talking about Cracking down on hate speech online like that free speech is not hate speech that Tim Walsh guy was actually saying that hate speech Free speech does not include hate speech What are you but by whose fucking definition yours a guy who thinks tampons should be in the boys room? Yeah, like when Trump started calling him tampon was like one of the that's crazy of all his names that's my all-time favorite it didn't get used that much because he only had it for a couple of months because the guy went away as soon as the election was over but tampon tim was the best yeah i think um i i'm amazed how quickly after the election everything just felt like dude people in new york are he was it, he said people in New York, even though they didn't win, like their guy didn't win, they're happy they didn't win.
There's like a marked feeling of relaxation, like, whew. Because people in New York are realizing your fucking city is under attack.
And now it's 18 bucks to drive in and out of it. It's $9.
It's under attack. And I don't mean like invaders.
There's that too. But there's also, your rights are under attack.
You're being propagandized. You're getting your finances drained.
They're sucking money out of you and not providing you good service. You have terrible leadership.
You have corrupt leadership. You know, when they saw it with Bill de Blasio, and I think they thought it was going to be better with Eric Adams and this Kathy Holschel ladies out of her fucking mind like you're watching these lunatics run that state and they're running it into the fucking ground and people have to wake up before the thing hits the rocks do you think we'll start to separate into different countries and states eventually like or do you think new things like that will start to happen you think we'll figure everything out? Well, we are different countries where the United States of America, but we're like Europe really like New York is so much different than Idaho Yeah, you know, Iowa is so much different than Florida, you know I mean we all speak the same language, but how much different is Miami to Portland? I mean they might as well be in another fucking country yeah like you might you should have a passport to go to miami yeah you should check your papers you want to go to miami you just went to cancun son you should have a passport to go to eastern washington too dude yes yes but it's like we're a bunch of different spots and that's one of the things that makes it cool is that you can move to a new spot.

But like you were saying earlier, like you could move to a new spot for now. Like we moved.
We moved. You moved to Nashville.
I moved to Texas. We moved because we didn't like the spot we were at.
We found a spot that was like, this is better. Like this is more relaxing.
I feel better. But if you are under one universal control, and that federal control controls all of the social issues, all of the contentious issues about whatever it is, whether it's Second Amendment, First Amendment, abortion, immigration, whatever, if you have like central control, then you stifle the debate about what's best for the population because when the people get into control they enforce that and then they penalize the people that don't agree with them and they make it like real obvious that you step out of line they're gonna come get you and they're gonna arrest you just like they're doing in the UK while they're arresting people that are making Facebook post you bet your fucking ass There's a lot of people that want to post things on Facebook and they don't yeah because they don't want to go to jail And that's not good.
It's that's not good. That's the problem with centralized control Yeah, I just saw a thing where they oh, yeah Well, that seems like the scariest thing because it's like well How do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here are like the beliefs there that's why i wish we almost had like places where it's like okay if this is how you believe then this is a place for you right and if this is how you believe then this is a place for you because i think if we have you know i don't think you have that many places you need probably 10 or 11 places well but then you get the problem of people coming into a place and deciding that they want to put their own

Beliefs on this place and change the place. Yeah, that's where things get real weird

And you're seeing that with you know a lot of countries that are getting a lot of Islamic

immigrants and they want to enforce Sharia law and they want to do it in their neighborhoods doing their communities and

What is that thing is this bullshit because I was there was some

some

Thank you. do it in their communities and what is that thing is this bullshit because i was there was uh some some patrol group of muslims in new york that were driving around in cars and they were dressed like cops and i saw that i was like is this rage bait is this clickbait like what what is this what is this i'm saying this can be real.
So it was these guys dressed up like cops that had cars that looked like cop cars. It said something about, like...
Could have been a music video or something. It could be.
It could be. Is it this? This is five years old.
Muslim community patrols protecting U.S. mosques.
So are they just security guards that are around mosques? Is that what it is? And people are blowing this up? Yeah. That's what it is.
Okay. I just saw two election counts.
The numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really? Now that they have everything? They have 155 million votes for this.
Can we see it? The graph? I didn't see it on the graph. See, but the thing was the graph was that there was 15 million extra votes.
I know, but the graphs were made before the counts were all done. Right, but wouldn't that mean, oh, so now the numbers are high again? I mean, yeah, California didn't finish counting until like a week ago or something like that.
They weren't coming for a long time. Are you serious? I don't know the actual date, but it was a long time.
Trump was just talking about it. That California hasn't finished counting yet.
Bro, they're the worst. How could you take so long to count? Here's the best part.
In every close race, after prolonged counting for long periods of time, Democrats won. The ones that were there.
What are the odds? The ones where you see how many counties shifted red, that's the same thing. It's like people are getting fed with it they're getting tired they're sick they're sick of bullshit so hey dude we're gonna do my podcast and we're gonna do your podcast so this is what we're gonna do okay so we will right now we'll stop we'll take a piss and then people that want to follow this conversation go to the O.
Vaughn's podcast and it'll be this from now out thank you joe i appreciate it yeah listen i appreciate you man we're gonna have fun tonight too yep i'm excited oh yeah we're coming down we're coming to the club joe de rosa's here oh we got to let shane out of that uh sauna no he's out oh yes okay yeah it's a door he's a big boy no i'm excited to see him. It'll be fun.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.

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