GROSS: Matt Walsh TRIES The Skittles Drink!? (And More)

Speaker 1 Recently on the show I mentioned how I saw somebody at uh when I was at Walmart in fact buying a bottle of Skittles juice and I didn't know that Skittles juice existed it's a but it does it's a thing and there was someone actually buying it on purpose

Speaker 1 and so then of course we got the suggestion from a kind of oh you should drink uh you should drink skittles juice on camera and that quickly what that quickly turned into was well let's in fact have me

Speaker 1 try all of the worst junk food that's currently on the market. This is actually, this is all the stuff that RFK Jr.
is going to be banning.

Speaker 1 These are all going to be the banned items that

Speaker 1 I'm going to taste them now and get cancer from them now

Speaker 1 right before they're banned. So RFK Jr.
is going to bust through those doors any minute now.

Speaker 1 Because most of them have, what is it that they have in them, McKenna, that is going to get banned?

Speaker 2 A lot of these items have red 40.

Speaker 1 Red 40 and red 40 is essentially what a poison that gives you cancer.

Speaker 1 Is that right that's correct all right one to five five is like a delicious 95 steak at your favorite steakhouse and one is pure rancid filth and i'll give my um my review we'll start with these what are these mckenna what are these things you those are red velvet cookies red velvet cookies okay red velvet cookies with what's it is it marshmallow in the middle i believe it's just white chocolate chips no there's

Speaker 1 What is that white stuff in the middle? You better know what that is. I'm not eating it if you don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 Is that not on the packaging?

Speaker 2 You can always find out by just trying it.

Speaker 1 All right, and this has red 40 in it. Okay.
You can tell because it's kind of red. Is that red, I guess?

Speaker 1 No, I'm trying it, and I still don't know what that is. It looks like what it tastes like, which is not food.
This is not food. You shouldn't be eating this.
This is not meant for human consumption.

Speaker 1 Did we not give me an actual glass of water for this pit?

Speaker 1 Why not have actual water to drink in between these? That's a one. That's a one out of five.
So I have a feeling that's going to be what all these are rated.

Speaker 1 Okay, next we have, what are these?

Speaker 2 So those are Lucky Charms breakfast bars.

Speaker 1 That is my least favorite cereal. So these got red 40 in them too?

Speaker 2 Yes, they do.

Speaker 1 Not as bad as the other one. Still really bad, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 Who's eating this? This is what I want to know. I can't imagine a grown adult eating a Lucky Charms breakfast bar.
I can't imagine that. So,

Speaker 1 this is what kids, for kids,

Speaker 1 what parent is buying this for their kids? You should go to prison if you buy this for your kids. You should actually go to prison.

Speaker 1 That's a one, also. Okay, what is this? Rice Krispies, Sonic Rice Krispies?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because of the, because I don't like Sonic. So,

Speaker 1 I mean, I've had Rice Krispies, so this is not.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm I'm going to assume that adults are not eating sonic rice krispie treats.

Speaker 1 I actually feel, I'm not just saying this for camera, I feel sick. Okay, that's a one also.

Speaker 1 I was going to say that we should just, all this stuff needs to be chucked into a fire, but I don't think you can burn it. I don't think it's safe to burn it.

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Speaker 1 All right, these are, what are these?

Speaker 2 Those are Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn.

Speaker 1 Pillsbury Funfetti Popcorn.

Speaker 1 Why are people fat? Where's the obesity epidemic coming from? It's such a mystery. There's a market.
There's a market for Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn.

Speaker 1 And then we're wondering, what is everyone fat for?

Speaker 1 Is it a genetic? Is it a hormonal?

Speaker 1 There's hormonal imbalances. There's a thyroid.
Everyone has thyroid problems. No, it couldn't be the Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn that everyone's eating.

Speaker 1 Okay, number one, it's stale, I think. And it's awful.
I mean, it's just, it's not, it's not popcorn. This is not popcorn.
That's a lie. There's, this is not what, like, what is that?

Speaker 1 That's, that's styrofoam in there. That's not popcorn.
Is this actually food? Was this part of the joke? Is this part of the bit you gave me one thing that's not even food?

Speaker 2 No, that's it. Well, it's in the food in the section.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's action. That's styrofoam.
You see that? You hear hear that?

Speaker 1 Can you hear the, was that next to the microphone? You can hear that. That's not, this is not,

Speaker 1 that's not the sound of popcorn. This is, what is that when you, you know, when you order something,

Speaker 1 you know, something fragile in the mail and they send it. They have all the, you know, the little styrofoam peanut things that get all over the place.
It's that, this is that. I just ate that.

Speaker 1 Let's get this out of the way.

Speaker 2 So this I actually know you absolutely hate. Peeps cereal.

Speaker 1 Peeps cereal. Is this raw milk that you put in here too?

Speaker 1 Is that going to be the next thing? Just tell me now. Is it raw milk? No, that would have been a really good idea though.
No, it would not be a good idea. I get E.
coli and cancer.

Speaker 1 Maybe they cancel each other out. I don't know if it works that way.

Speaker 1 Oh, here's Roy. It's all foggy.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, help me. That's not even a one.
I don't know why. That's not even...

Speaker 1 That doesn't make it on the scale. Is that Windex? Did you spray Windex in this? Oh my God, no.
Full-on Windex. I've never had Windex before, but it tastes like what I imagine Windex tastes like.

Speaker 1 What is this fizzy bowl here? What is this?

Speaker 2 So that's the energy drink C4

Speaker 2 and that is Jolly Ranchers flavored, specifically green apple.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Oh that's bad.

Speaker 1 That is that is vile. We went to war with Iraq over this kind of thing.
We did. This is like, this is chemical warfare.

Speaker 2 So actually what's slightly more horrifying about that is there are zero added sugars.

Speaker 1 Then

Speaker 1 what is all the sweetness?

Speaker 1 Just pure chemical. Chemical sweetness.

Speaker 1 Don't laugh. I don't want to hear you laughing.

Speaker 1 Turn the thing off if you're going to laugh and enjoy it so much.

Speaker 1 Okay, so finally, after that tour through the bowels of hell, we've made it to the Skittles juice, the thing that started all this, started us on this. this madcap journey.

Speaker 1 I feel nauseated. I feel sickened.

Speaker 1 I guess I'm supposed to take a sip of all these. So let's now we finally made it to the Skittles Fuse.

Speaker 1 Hang on. Let me just get through this.

Speaker 1 What the f is that? What is that?

Speaker 2 That's the tropical flavored one.

Speaker 1 No, that's Draino. I had Draino once, I told myself I'd never drink it again.

Speaker 1 I need to go to the hospital. I actually am going to leave and go to the hospital.
I don't know if I can drive. I don't know if I can make it there.
I think I'm going to need an ambulance.

Speaker 1 It's like Kool-Aid, but it tastes less healthy.

Speaker 1 It's making me pine for the nutritional value of Kool-Aid. It's terrible.
This is,

Speaker 1 it is as bad as I thought, but worse at the same time.

Speaker 1 And my stomach

Speaker 1 right now is screaming out in pain. My soul is crying with anguish.

Speaker 1 RFK Jr.,

Speaker 1 save us from this.

Speaker 1 I lost my train of thought. Okay, that's it.
We can cut it off.