Michael Knowles REACTS to SPICY Shorts & TikToks | You Laugh, You Lose!

Speaker 1 Mr. Davies, do you understand that one?

Speaker 2 Cookie.

Speaker 1 It's The He Tuesday. Tee He

Speaker 1 Tuesday.

Speaker 1 Okay, who sent these in?

Speaker 2 All right, we got three rounds, three teams. We have the creme de la creme versus me versus Jacob.

Speaker 1 All right, because Markella

Speaker 1 still is waiting until Easter. And she's Eastern Orthodox, so I don't know.
Their Easter might be in September or something. I don't know how long their length goes.

Speaker 1 Take it away.

Speaker 1 Kind of funny.

Speaker 3 Next one.

Speaker 4 The World Health Organization is changing changing the name of Monkeypox to M-Pox due to concerns that the original could be considered racist, which I didn't even really think was an issue, but now I'm just wondering what's the N in N95?

Speaker 1 I did see it before. And there are a couple funny moments like that one at the end, and the JD face is like the JD meme.
But it's really more beautiful than it is funny.

Speaker 1 So I would say I'll go with the SNL one.

Speaker 2 Who was it?

Speaker 1 Was that your boy?

Speaker 2 That's your boy.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 3 Hi, I'm here to pick up my dry cleaning. Number is B6.
Ah, yes, the white shirt. Yes, thank you.
What do I owe you?

Speaker 1 This is pretty funny. Pretty good.

Speaker 1 Those are both good.

Speaker 1 No one, I No one didn't quite do it for me.

Speaker 3 Not quite my tempo.

Speaker 1 Well, it's between the Israeli soldier and the Disney dry cleaning. They're both good.
They're both very good.

Speaker 1 I'll give a slight edge to Disney dry cleaning because there was more of a button on the joke.

Speaker 1 Really, if there had been when he reaches down and grabs the quarter, if like something had exploded,

Speaker 1 that would have given the edge to it. Both are very, very good, though.
I give it a 51 to 49.

Speaker 2 Who do you think it was?

Speaker 1 Was it your boy?

Speaker 2 It was

Speaker 2 the creme de la creme

Speaker 1 it was matthew your boy really matthew from the creme de la creme's on the board oh good stuff good job team did you have the jewish one no it was jacob you didn't get the workout joke it's whatever i should have known it didn't do it for me it just didn't do it for me at all not quite my tempo it's all good no worries jacob though got very very close to being on the board I've got a son.

Speaker 3 I'm a huge sports fan. Every fiber of my being wants this kid to be great at sports, but...

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's a complete white. It's going to be an uphill battle.
I can admit it. If it wasn't clearly illegal, I would give my kids steroids almost immediately.

Speaker 3 Part of me does feel like I should be allowed to.

Speaker 3 Other parents are giving their kids hormone blockers.

Speaker 3 I can't give my kid extra.

Speaker 3 Should be able to take him to the doctor. Be like, technically, he's a two-year-old boy, but he's been telling me he feels like a slam dunk champion.
So

Speaker 3 shoot him up, doc.

Speaker 3 It's how he feels.

Speaker 1 I agree with it. I just, it might, maybe there's just a kind of tedium at this point in our culture to all the trans stuff.
Like, we, I feel like we basically won, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 So maybe if I had heard that joke two years ago, I might, it might have done more for me. I agree with it.
I just didn't, it didn't totally tickle me.

Speaker 1 I've been roaming around. I'll be looking down at all I see.

Speaker 1 doesn't do a ton for me.

Speaker 1 I mean, this is not a this is not a strong round.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
That was Jacob.

Speaker 2 That was Jacob.

Speaker 1 Yep. All right, Jacob's on the board.
Wow. Wow.
Three-way tie.

Speaker 2 It's a three-way tie. Wow.

Speaker 1 Have we ever had that? Wow.

Speaker 2 We've never had it, but just in case, there's an extra meme just to send people off.

Speaker 1 Well, okay. All right.
Let's take it away.

Speaker 2 Actually, Markella deleted it from the server, so we'll just have to say goodbye this way.

Speaker 2 Bye.