
Michael Knowles REACTS to SPICY Shorts & TikToks | You Laugh, You Lose!
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Mr. Davies, do you understand that one? Cookie.
It's Tee Hee Tuesday. Tee Hee Hee Tuesday! On Saturday.
Okay, who sent these in? Alright, we got three rounds, three teams. We have the creme de la creme versus me versus Jacob.
Alright, because Markella
still is
waiting until Easter. And she's Eastern
Orthodox, so I don't know, their Easter might be in September or something.
I don't know how long their length goes.
Take it away.
Corrie, Ignacio!
Corrie, go to the pot.! Corrination! What? You know, funny. Next one.
The World Health Organization is changing the name of Monkeypox to Mpox due to concerns that the original could be considered racist, which I didn't even really think was an issue, but now I'm
just wondering what's the N in N95?
That's pretty good. She's not on a jimiter is type
Oh
Set's more no
I'm not sure what you're doing. You're too much like this.
My father!
Donald, you're still alive, right?
Oh.
America!
Banzai! Fight!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! America Banzai Fight of Fire in the air
I'm not going to lose this time. I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time.
I'm not going to lose this time. I did see it before.
And there are a couple of funny moments like that one at the end and the JD face is like the JD meme. But it's really more beautiful than it is funny.
So I would say I'll go with the SNL one. Who was it? Was that your boy? That's your boy.
Wow. Yeah, how did it get? Wow, he just gets it.
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This is pretty funny.
Pretty good.
Those are both good. That one didn't quite do it for me.
Not quite my tempo. Well, it's between the Israeli soldier and the Disney dry cleaning.
They're both good. They're both very good.
I'll give a slight edge to Disney dry cleaning because there was more of a button on the joke. Really, if there had been, when he reaches down and grabs the corridor, if something had exploded, that would have given the edge to it.
Both very, very good, though. I give it a 51 to 49.
How do you think it was? Was it your boy? It was the creme de la creme. It was Matthew, your boy.
Really? Matthew from the creme de la creme was on the board. Oh, good stuff.
Good job, team. Did you have the Jewish one? No, it was Jacob.
You didn't get the workout joke. It's whatever.
I should have known.
It didn't do it for me.
It just didn't do it for me at all.
Not quite my tempo.
It's all good.
No worries.
Jacob, though, got very, very close to being on the board.
I've got a son.
I'm a huge sports fan.
Every fiber of my being wants this kid to be great at sports, but... Yeah, he's a complete white.
It's going to be an uphill battle.
I can admit it.
If it wasn't clearly illegal, I would give my kids steroids almost immediately.
Part of me does feel like I should be allowed to.
Other parents are giving their kids hormone blockers.
I can't give my kid extra.
Should be able to take him to the doctor.
Be like, technically he's a two-year-old boy, but he's been telling me he feels like a slam dunk champion so shoot him up doc that's how he feels i agree with it i just might maybe there's just a kind of tedium at this point in our culture to all the trans stuff. I feel like we basically won.
But I don't know.
So maybe if I had heard that joke two years ago,
it might have done more for me.
I agree with it.
I just didn't.
It didn't totally tickle me.
I told him, oh, God, I'm afraid.
Wait!
I've been roaming around.
I was looking down at all I see.
It doesn't do a ton for me.
I mean, this is not a strong round. Yeah, that's the one.
That's the one that was jacob that was jacob yep all right jacob's on
the board wow wow three-way tie it's a three-way tie wow have we ever had that wow we've never
had it but just in case there's an extra meme just to send people off well okay all right let's take
it away actually markella deleted it
from the server, so we'll just have to say goodbye
this way.
Bye!
Bye!