YES or NO: Riley Gaines

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Everyone has their own destiny.

Everyone.

I would kick an orphan in the head to

it.

I would kick an orphan in the head.

Mediaite headline, Riley Gaines would kick orphan in the head

for money.

Welcome to Yes or No, the bibulous battle to discover who knows whom better.

My guest today is Riley Gaines.

How do we play?

I will ask Riley a yes or no question.

She will select her answer away from my prying eyes.

Then, I will guess how she answered.

If I guess correctly, I get a point.

If I guess incorrectly, I lose a point.

No matter what, I will probably end up drinking.

Then it's Riley's turn.

Neither of us has seen the questions beforehand.

Whoever has the most points at the end wins.

The stakes could be higher.

Let's get started.

Riley, good to see you.

Good to see you.

I'm excited.

Hold on.

You have a glass of water.

I do.

I know.

So already you're at an advantage because I have a martini.

Could be a disadvantage depending how you look at it.

Depending how you look at it.

Why the...

Exciting news.

I am rounding out my pregnancy.

Pregnant with a little girl.

Super duper excited.

I'm due in September, which is crazy.

I knew that, by the way.

I knew that was a setup, like in show business, where I, but the thing I didn't know, Riley, is that you're like seven months pregnant, whatever it is.

Yeah.

You look, this is not flattery.

You look like you're two weeks pregnant.

I don't know.

Very sweet.

Is this what happens when you're an athlete?

You know, I really do think there's truth to that.

Being fit prior to pregnancy, prior to conception, it has made my entire pregnancy feel like a breeze.

No fatigue, no tired,

no aversions, no anything.

Like I have felt the exact same as I did pre-pregnancy.

So hopefully it means something for postpartum too and we can bounce back quick and get back into my jeans because they certainly don't fit anymore.

Your must be very, it's only slightly tight.

Well if you're all good with no aversions and no tiredness or whatever, then you should have a drink.

I think the kid would appreciate it.

I think she wants one.

As long as you, I find with pregnancy, I'm not a medical doctor, but I am an honorary doctor.

And I find that as long as you balance out the booze in pregnancy with a few cigarettes to get an upper, you're totally good.

The kid will thank you for it.

That's, I mean, if people in the 1500s survived like the bubonic plague,

I mean, what's what's a little

alcohol gonna do?

I know, I drink a lot during my wife's pregnancy.

Yeah.

My husband says it all the time.

He's like, so what are we craving today?

What's our cravings?

So.

Now, do you know the rules?

I know the rules.

Good.

I don't.

I don't know them.

And if I, if, well, if neither of us do, we can make them up.

Yeah, I like that.

Even more fun.

I like that.

You're a lady, so you go first.

You take the prompt.

So I'm going to ask you this.

Yes.

And I'm I'm going to guess how, I'm going to guess what you think if you would put yes or no.

Correct.

Okay.

I, Riley Gaines, would be willing to rematch Leah Thomas in a charity 200-yard freestyle, but it likely won't happen because Leah no longer has the balls to do it.

Wow.

Say the first part of the prompt again.

I...

Riley Gaines, would be willing to rematch Leah Thomas in a charity 200-yard freestyle, eight laps, but it likely won't happen because Leah no longer has the balls to do it.

I got it wrong?

What do you mean I got it wrong?

Well...

How do you know you got it wrong?

Because he told me in my ear.

Ah.

This is sh.

A billion dollars?

Wait, so I was correct?

I was correct.

Oh, good.

What did you put?

Hold on.

Ben,

please speak English to me.

Am I correct or incorrect?

Suspense.

Oh, she got it incorrect.

How did I get it incorrect?

That's great.

Because

I'm guessing how you think.

You're guessing how I think you would answer.

And now here's why

you were wrong about what I think you would do.

Okay, okay.

So you put no.

I put no.

Because

I thought you would say yes.

We're talking a billion dollars.

Yeah, but listen, it's not about the money.

You know, I guess everyone has a principle.

Well, if it's a charity.

It's the principle of this.

Okay, okay.

It's wrong to race against this guy.

But I think I could beat him.

Because he got the snip.

He got the snip.

Even being seven months pregnant now and very much out of shape.

I think I'm supposed to drink.

You're not supposed to drink, but you're just doing it for fun.

Solidarity, yeah.

Even being seven months pregnant now,

my fitness has, I think, remained.

I think, of course, I've lost like

muscle mass and

naturally, still running, swimming Alcatraz next week.

Like I still very much amended my fitness.

I think I could totally take him.

And if I had a billion dollars to give to the charity of my choosing, I would even think about what that charity would be.

It would be totally like

a slap in the face to him.

It would go to like the most

pro-truth, pro-reality, pro-science, pro-woman charity out there.

So then it's a billion dollars to a good cause.

That was my logic.

Because I truthfully think I could take him.

But you're now.

Which goes against my entire argument.

Yeah, yeah.

He's out of shape and you're in shape.

That's why you could take him now.

That's what we're saying.

But it's still wrong.

In general, women should not be expected to come to the same woman.

But you're saying you could take him for all sorts of reasons, including the SNP.

Of course.

I guess my argument is there are plenty of things you wouldn't do for no amount of money.

But it's not personal gain.

It's for a greater amount of time.

I'm saying, let's say someone said, I'll give you a billion dollars to the charity of your choice if you kick an orphan in the head.

Would you do it?

Billion dollars.

I'm sorry, let me change it.

$10 billion.

If you just kick a little bit.

Not that hard.

No, an orphan wouldn't die, would just have a bruise.

A bruise for $10 billion for a greater good.

That's where we're at.

I think...

It's a little utilitarian by Michael.

I would kick an orphan in the head to...

But think of the orphans.

Let's say it goes back to a...

You would kick an orphan in the head.

This is the clip.

Riley Gaines.

I would kick an orphan in the head.

Media headline, Riley Gaines would kick orphan in the head.

For money.

For $10 billion, I would kick an orphan in the head.

Great, wow.

That's the clip.

This is why she's such a killer athlete.

The clip.

Total killer.

Yeah.

No, just totally honed up.

Psycho.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I would rematch him.

And I think there's other men too, like people like Keith Olberman.

This is a guy who, like, constantly is like on X coming after me.

He has like a super weird, unhealthy obsession with me.

Even Grock admitted it.

We were talking about Grock prior to filming and how Grock is

actually, I think, super woke and whatever.

But also,

as of the time of this filming, Grok endorsed Hitler last night.

So I don't know if you caught that one.

He's the Grakenführer now.

So

very far left on the one hand,

a little bit far right on the other.

Is being pro-Hitler far right anymore, though?

I don't even know.

It might be a horseshoe thing.

It's a confusing ideology.

Yeah, I can't keep up.

Anyways, I would challenge Keith Olderman too.

Okay.

And I think I've made this public.

I would challenge him to a charity race and I would beat him.

Yes.

And then I would have money to a charity of my choosing.

Would you kick him in the head?

Happily for free.

I would pay him to kick him in the head.

That's fair.

This is not promoting violence.

Now, I am guessing

how you would answer.

Deportations should not stop with Satan worshiping gang members.

They should also include the illegal Abuelas selling empanadas.

For sure.

For sure.

Obviously, it has to.

Definitely.

There's like 16 million illegal.

Definitely.

There weren't that many with face tattoos.

I think I have,

given the fact that I'm married to an immigrant, of course, a legal immigrant.

Was he Trendearagua or MS-13?

MS-13.

MS-13, I forgot it.

It was really hard getting him here.

Trump really pulled through.

We're so glad that he was president.

He issued him his green card.

It's good to have friends in high place.

Totally.

But no, really, it is Trump that made it easier for my immigrant husband to be here.

We've been married over over three years, and of course, with the previous administration, got married in 2022, applied for a green card, but Biden would not give my husband a green card because he wasn't willing to get the COVID shot.

So when Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 47th president,

gave it 24 hours before I pick up the phone and I say, hey, granted, my husband was here legally the entire time, of course.

I say, hey did you know about this this mandate this rule that I would deem illegal he says no give me two hours and within two hours he had vacated nationwide the mandate requiring legal immigrants to get the COVID vaccine so all that to say my husband now has a green card

but knowing that process what it's like of course the struggles with it but also how it can be done correctly of course how it should be done correctly

I don't really have a ton of sympathy for those who don't do it the right way.

No, no, of course.

Yeah, like, I mean, I feel a little bad only in that the Democrats, Biden in particular, said, hey, come here.

Of course.

And then you have these, you know, Ecuadoran peasants who come over here and they think it's going to be fine.

And they would say, no, actually, we have laws, you know, and

you can't just do that.

So I feel a little bit bad, but...

I'm sorry.

Yeah, that's adios.

That's how I feel too.

And it's an ongoing debate at the national level with the whole amnesty thing and everything going on there.

So we shall see.

A lot of entrenched interests one they say they don't want amnesty for everyone.

No, just like their people.

Yeah, you know, it's never

you want to deport everyone except your gardener or whatever.

Okay, that's how it goes.

You're up.

Clear my card.

Okay.

Ooh, this is a video or photo prompt.

I don't really know what that means.

I hope it means there's a video or photo.

I would infer that that's a Epstein cell video clip from Megan Kelly's Monday show.

So we watched this?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, I saw this.

11, 58, 55, 6, 7, 8.

No, wow.

What was that about?

Just a full minute.

And a frame change.

Are you more than 50%

sure?

Wait, a frame change?

I don't know if I noticed that.

that's interesting play it again that's interesting and it

would change look at that let's see so you see it 58

so is he in this cell 46 isn't that kind of funny 46

it feels like a little hidden easter egg there

if you squint really closely you can see Hillary Poppa see that frame change You see that?

How it zoomed out a little bit?

Okay, okay.

Are you more than 50% sure you know what happened during this missing 60 seconds?

I'm guessing what you would say.

Okay, but like, are you going to be serious about this or are you going to have some funny theory?

No, I'm not going to have some funny theory.

Well, it might be funny, but I don't.

I'm going to be quite serious about this.

I hate losing.

Yeah.

You're quite young.

This feels stressful to me.

Okay.

Yeah.

Did I get it right?

You did.

So you said no.

I said no.

I'm not.

I'm confident.

I'm more than 50% confident of what didn't happen.

Okay, so.

I think what didn't happen is

he was just kind of hanging out in his cell and no one came to bother him.

But

I don't know what happened.

What logistically can happen in 60 seconds?

It's not a lot of time.

It might be the night time.

Yeah.

And it's certainly suspicious, but 60 seconds isn't.

Could you kick an orphan in 60 seconds?

For $10 billion.

Easily.

And you could do it in 10 seconds.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

You get a...

If he were murdered...

I'm not saying he was murdered.

But if he were murdered, a trained hitman could easily kill Jeffrey Epstein within 60 seconds.

But in the manner that he died.

But then how...

He cracked his neck, basically, right?

Right, but then how is he then hanging from the ceiling or wherever he was?

It was from the bedpost.

So you follow him.

You come in with the little sheet or whatever, you wrap it around his neck.

I bet I could do it.

In 60 seconds.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe for me, it would take 70, but I'm not a trained killer.

That's true.

No, I don't know that he was murdered.

He might have killed himself.

Right.

And also, I don't really necessarily believe that's only one minute.

Right.

I think the jump cut allows it to be.

It could be two hours.

That's true.

So it could be that he was allowed to kill himself.

Could be that he was allowed to kill himself because he was a super spy.

Could be he was allowed to kill himself because he was a total creep who had people gunning for him and he was at his wit's end.

It could have been any of those reasons.

The one thing I'm pretty sure about, though, one thing I'm pretty calm, is that the official story, which is he was a super rich sex freak who was friends with the richest and most powerful people in the entire world, but those two facts had nothing to do with each other.

Interesting.

It was all just, and speaking of prisons, you know, Ghylaine Maxwell is in prison right now for trafficking underage girls to nobody.

Yeah, that's, yeah, that to me, I was super shocked by kind of the just dismissiveness that we saw from the administration about this issue.

Because not only, of course, was this something that he campaigned on and promised, it was the manner of which he responded to now

what has been proven, like the abuse and the harm and the mistreatment and the exploitation of minors or whatever it was by him and his cohort.

Again, it's like factual information at this point.

Can I tell you, look, I was not surprised.

Yeah.

A little, you know,

I can't even say I was disappointed because I never thought we were going to get the Epstein list or whatever.

Even when the influencers went to the White House and had the binders, what did you think was in the binders?

At first I was so irritated.

I said, why didn't I get the invitation?

Yeah, no.

Then after the fallout, I said, I'm really glad they didn't call me about the binder day.

But

I actually sympathize with Trump.

When that reporter asked him, what about the list?

And he goes, enough about Epstein.

I'm sick of talking about, I want to talk about the border.

I want to talk about this.

I totally sympathize.

Because you know what my theory is?

If the official story is not true, if

being that Jeffrey Epstein just like coincidentally was friends with all these really rich and he was filming them, but it all had nothing to do with anything and move along.

Right, right, right.

If he belonged to intelligence, as Alex Acosta reportedly said, U.S.

Attorney on the case when he worked for labor secretary,

you were never going to get any more.

And

it kind of makes sense.

Because governments are not radically transparent.

They can't be.

No institution can be, certainly not governments.

Espionage requires secrecy.

Right.

Statecraft, broadly requires.

But then I guess the question is, why do you have Alina Abba going on Piers Morgan saying, oh, we have the files.

I'm looking at them.

They're on the desk.

Or Pam Bandi.

Exactly.

Or Pambandi.

So,

but part of it is people got a little out ahead of their skis, I think.

And maybe Trump would want to release it too.

The one thing I'm confident of, I don't think Trump is heavily released.

I agree with that.

I think that would have been released ages ago.

They set the stage for the guy to be murdered, and they tried to imprison him

four times or whatever.

So that's not it.

I think Trump is expressing a frustration that he wants to do these things.

He loves transparency.

He loves tweeting all his policies out.

He's quite transparent.

And I think he's probably doing the responsible thing because

if just what we know

turns out to be true and taken to its logical conclusion, that royalty, heads of state, billionaires are all involved in this this thing.

If you start to just willy-nilly

expose the whole thing, you would be unraveling the global order.

Yeah, it's a lot of money.

The world order would collapse.

There would be revolutions in countries.

So I'm sure part, again, this is pure speculation, but I'm sure part of Trump is like, whatever, let's do it.

Scroove that Prince so-and-so or Prime Minister so-and-so.

But part of him, I think he is kind of doing the responsible thing, but that's going to be deeply unsatisfying to a lot of people.

Me being one of them, I think it's it's unsatisfying.

I think just again, given the way that it was campaigned on, but I agree.

I don't think he is in the files in any of that.

Or maybe he was, I don't know.

Like, Epstein was a member of the Mar-a-Lago Club until Trump kicked him out.

So that's what the Democrats say, well, they had a connection.

He had a connection with.

He had a connection with Harvard University.

Yeah, I think it's a, trust me, if it were a serious connection,

That would have been the fifth prosecution of Trump.

Right.

That would, okay.

Well, look, the the one thing I think we can all agree on is the government would never lie or conceal anything.

Never.

They never have.

Never.

So why would they start now?

When are we going to get the JFK files?

Yeah, right?

I'm up.

Here is a video prompt.

Ooh, two in a row.

You want healing and unity?

This guy.

Trump out of office and we don't give a good

how you do it.

So this is the guy I said I would kick in the head for free.

Actually I would pay to kick him in the head.

Yeah yeah.

That's actually better than most videos.

Most of his clips, especially if it's like one he's just filmed on his phone to post to X, he's standing like he literally is in a straitjacket.

Yeah.

So this is a little better.

As he should be.

Yeah.

So like many old libs, Keith Olberman should get a pass for his New York subway vagrant behavior due to the obvious side effects of multiple booster shots.

Wow, this is a double callback to what we were talking about earlier.

Okay, like many old libs, I have to guess how you would answer.

Like many old libs, Olbermann should get a pass for his crazy vagrant behavior due to the obvious side effects of multiple booster shots.

Okay, got a clear mind.

Multiple booster shots

in conjunction with TDS.

I think those things go kind of hand in hand, though.

Well,

you would pay to kick him in the head, so you couldn't give him a pass.

Yeah.

I can't give him a pass.

Yeah, you can't.

No, there's not.

Do you remember, you are so young and vibrant.

Me, I'm an old man.

A little younger than Keith Oberman, but I'm an old man.

I remember as a boy when that lunatic had a show on MSNBC.

And one of my closest friends in high school is a big lid, huge lid.

And he loved him.

So I met a Yankee game once.

He yelled, oh, I love you, Keith.

You keep me sane.

I mean, this guy was a couple.

And this was long before the booster shots.

And he was as crazy as he is today.

Well, so,

as you alluded to, didn't know much about Keith Olbermann prior to 2022, 2023.

Just didn't,

I don't think I was overly involved or immersed in the political sphere.

I more so knew who Keith Olberman was from my dad, who is one of those

ESPN.

Yes.

Yeah.

Radical ESPN watchers.

Until ESPN went like fully, fully insufferable.

Like they've always been like, like,

you know, but now it's

beyond the peril.

So I knew who Keith Olbermann was from my dad.

My dad loved him like a lot of like

sports people did.

Like he was the guy.

And so to now hear my dad's perspective of like how this man has just totally gone off the rails clearly uh yeah he doesn't get a pass from me so i drink you drink i drink my water guzzle that kind of feeling it riley yeah i know

i i've never been the biggest espn viewer in the world you're gonna you're gonna be shocked to believe i'm not i'm not like the biggest sports guy what's your sport if you have to pick i have a sport i do have a sport that i actually okay but to play or to watch to to watch okay okay oh sweet riley i you're like a pickleball guy i played historic pickleball I love a good game of gin rummy.

I did play a sport for eight years.

I played a little league baseball.

That's intense.

And now I did not hit the ball a lot, but I had a very good on-base percentage because, like Don Baylor in the 70s, I would lean into pitches.

So you're getting hit on the elbow.

Yeah, elbow, ribs, wherever.

Give you a little like a stitch mark.

Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, cool, man.

I'd get on base.

I wasn't a good base runner, though, so it was pointless.

You look fast.

You You look like you'd be like the quick one they, like your pinch runner they put out there.

Looks

are sometimes deceiving.

But I've channeled all my sports love

into

trans male swimming.

No, I'm kidding.

It's all into baseball, and it's all into the Yankees.

Okay.

That's all, I have a normal amount of sports love, but it's all channeled into one.

So I never watched DSP.

I don't need ESPN.

I'll listen to Paul O'Neill on DS Network.

Do you want to know who my celebrity crush is?

Who?

Dansby Swanson.

He plays for the Cubs.

Do you know who he is?

Wow, I know.

He's my celebrity crush.

He is.

I don't, yeah, I don't know.

I love him.

Wow.

He played at Vanderbilt.

And then he went to the Braves.

Now he's with the Cubs.

What does your husband think about this?

Well, my husband kind of looks like him.

That's good.

Yeah, hopefully that makes him feel good.

It's like my wife's celebrity crush is Denzel.

Oh,

totally fine.

No, y'all are like twins.

If he was sitting here, I'd...

say, who's the real Michael?

Who do I?

Yeah, that's good.

Okay, my turn.

You're up.

Okay.

Should the federal government pay for maternity leave?

Ooh, this feels testy.

How does it work now?

I guess companies, obviously, your employer pays.

Yeah.

Right?

You know, this is something I truthfully don't feel like I know a ton about, which is funny given I'm seven months pregnant.

You better figure it out.

When you go on maternity leave, is it like a national policy or is it a policy that your workplace?

I guess obviously it's a policy your employer puts into place of how much time you get off.

But if your employer is at Cheapskate, the way they get away with it is they have you file for short-term disability.

Okay.

And that, so you get some of your salary, but it's not, you wouldn't really call that maternity leave.

Like in France, you get 16 years or something, I think, off.

It really is crazy.

Switzerland, I do think it's like a full year.

Yeah.

You don't have to work.

Even paternity leave, like the dads get.

Should there be time off?

Okay, wait.

So I'm guessing how you feel.

She got it wrong.

You know why?

You would have gotten it wrong.

I thought you were going to be of the mind that.

These companies got to take a handouts, right?

Like, why would the American people pay for that?

I'll tell you why.

Okay.

One, yeah, I think there are a bunch of problems with a federal maternity leave policy.

It would violate subsidiarity.

It would create all sorts of moral hazards.

It would be a big problem.

So, there are other better ways to do it.

Now, I do sort of support about 18 years of maternity leave for women.

I think it's probably

generally a better lifestyle.

But

the reason that I would support a family policy at the national level like this is because

basically the only policy that matters right now is getting people to have more kids.

That's fully in line with the messaging of

Elon.

Definitely Elon.

Well, definitely.

There's

some limits.

15 or 14.

That's great.

That's great.

We should also have, you know,

marriage

incentives and things like that, too.

But don't you think that creates a lot of room for people to totally abuse

if they get married?

Look, I don't want some welfare queen.

Well, what if they're not married?

Well, that's that's we should get married.

Okay.

We should redefine marriage to be what it is, which is not like three dudes and a billy goat.

It's like a man and a woman.

Billy?

And it's very confusing.

I know, I know.

But I would be willing, every dollar that we waste on, I don't know, the NIH or give to some foreign country, if we just paid that to women to get married and spit out as many kids as possible, I would be all for it.

That would require the cutting of those funds, though.

And there's no chance.

But yes, in a perfect world.

We've got to get Elon back in, who's very pronatal, so he might come back for this cause, cut out all that waste, fraud, and abuse, whatever.

But look, there's always more money in the banana stand.

Like,

we're the global empire.

We can find the money.

It is so many of the problems that we deal with.

Migration.

The excuse for mass migration is, well, we need Americans to fill these jobs.

We need people to sustain the entitlement programs.

All these excuses.

You just have to get people to have kids.

So any way that you do that, promoting religion publicly,

limiting contraception, banning abortion, turning porn off, you know, banning porn,

redefining marriage, making divorce hard.

Like check, whatever the boxes are, people need to spit out kids.

And that's why, Riley, I want to thank you for doing your patriotic service.

My service to America.

That's so funny.

Can you tell the people, it's not so bad.

Having a kid.

No, I've had, I really have.

Truthfully, maybe I'm one of those annoying people that like...

I mean, most women I talk to, they're like, you're so lucky.

But truthfully, bottom of my heart, it has been like a breeze thus far.

That's because you're super fit.

That's the only reason.

I don't know about super fit anymore.

I think at one point,

I'm hoping it all mounts to fact.

You know one of the things that I'm...

How far do you run in the morning?

This morning, I ran eight miles.

I watched eight mile one time.

That's the closest I ever came to run eight miles.

I got watched it one time.

It started at like 4.45 this morning.

because I try and beat the heat.

I'm so used to waking up so early because of swimming.

We practice at, you know,

you're in the water at 5 a.m.

So I'm like classically conditioned at this point.

And I think for the rest of my life, which is actually incredibly frustrating, to wake up like ridiculously early.

Hopefully that sets me up well for motherhood.

That will.

That will.

So started running around 445, ran about eight miles, tried to get out in front of it before the sun, before the heat.

You can't beat it here in Nashville, unfortunately.

So did that, then I went and lifted.

Me and my,

I'm like, have the coolest family ever.

Like, I'm so blessed to have the family that I do.

We all live here, we all are super close to each other, all my siblings.

So, it's super fun because me, my mom, my dad, my older sister, my younger sister, my grandma, we work out together every single day.

Your grandma?

Yes.

Yes.

It's so, I hate to make it all about me.

That makes me feel so bad.

Well, that your grand.

Do you know the last time I worked out

such like a dopamine release, no?

It was,

I want to say the Obama administration, there's a chance it was early, Trump won.

Yeah, I know, like the Ford administration.

Your grandma,

she's a beast.

A woman, a lady doesn't know.

70?

70?

Yeah.

And she's just out there.

Yeah.

She is.

We just went to Denver,

you know.

7,000-ish feet up and we're hiking together and she's just a rock star.

So I'm very fortunate to have the family I do.

So we'll work out all that to say.

Typically we work out in the mornings, but I think tonight me and my little sister and my dad are going to work out together.

And your great-grandmother.

And my great-grandmother.

And your great-grandmother.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah, that's true.

If I were pregnant, if I could become pregnant, if I were a seahorse, I would be on bedrest from the first trimester.

Well, this is why.

I'm undercutting my pronatal history.

My husband said to me, actually, the other day, he was like, women are just so inefficient.

Like, if I was pregnant, I would pop this baby out in two months.

Like, can't you just be a little more efficient with it?

I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry.

Let me just try a little harder.

Wow.

Okay.

So

do you trust your dentist when he says root canals and fluoride are safe, or do you think he's part of Big Tooth?

Big Tooth.

I like this.

You got to take on.

So I'm guessing what you say?

No, I'm guessing what you would say.

Oh.

Do you trust your dentist when he says root canals departed?

We need to take on big tooth.

There's like a big everything.

Big grocery.

Mm-hmm.

Big.

You know, Saint Augustine writes about, I think in City of God, that he was walking along the beach and came across a molar tooth, the size of some of the 50 or 100 human molar tooths.

And he felt it was the tooth of a giant.

Okay.

That's the only big tooth I had considered.

Big tooth.

Yes.

It's like big foot.

Big tooth.

Do you trust your dentist?

I know my answer.

Yes.

I said yes.

Yeah, of course.

Wow, that was you trying to psych me out that.

Did I?

Yeah, that was.

I, um,

so prior to

the infamous race with the man,

uh, I was in dental school to be an endodontist.

That's right.

Yes.

I remember that.

Yes.

So

maybe this will make some of the crunchy people and some of the, you know, like super maha people

angry, but I mean, we've been using toothpaste with fluoride, mouthwash with fluoride.

When you go to the dentist, they put that stuff in your teeth, they put fluoride on your teeth.

Like we've been doing that for, I mean, years.

I'm of the mind that

I don't believe in big tooth.

No.

No.

Only

appropriately sized tooth.

Yeah.

I don't believe in big tooth.

Mediaite.

I don't believe in big tooth, Riley Gaines.

Wow.

And I will kick an orphan.

Yeah.

In the head.

In the head.

Knock out his tooth, maybe.

Yes.

Wow.

I remember that you were in dental school because I have a very good friend here who saw you when you first came to prominence and said, Michael, do you know Riley Gaines?

I said, yay.

I didn't even know whose accent this is.

Yeah, it's very, it's very southern.

It could be anyone in Nashville.

He said, but, you know, a gentleman of a certain age.

Do you know Riley Gaines?

Yeah, I do.

He goes, well, she.

I was listening to her speak, and she said she was going to be a dentist, but she should not be a dentist.

She's doing something much more important, and she's on her own path, and she's very, very beautiful.

They're like, okay, well, hold on.

I don't know if I'm introducing you at any point to Riley Ginn.

But I remember, I thought, that's so funny.

You were on this path.

You were going to, and then it was a complete 90.

Yeah.

So I can get a root canal.

I just recently heard about this.

The root canals give you

the plague.

All sorts of.

Is that true?

Who knows?

They come up with a lot of things.

Hold on.

It feels like new things things every single day but the fluoride thing like like what has

the amount of times that i've gone to the dentist because i have a gum that is a little exposed on my back molar whatever it is uh no cavity present but just a little receded gum and they put fluoride on it feels better

And like I'm not of the mind to necessarily question that or believe it's giving me bad health.

I'm seven months pregnant.

I feel great.

Yeah.

So you ran.

ran you ran eight miles with MM this morning.

Exactly.

Yeah, that's true.

Exactly.

Well, what about, hold on, you hedged on the root canal.

I just heard about it.

I never, I luckily haven't had one yet, but I think I'm close on a tooth.

And

I'd never heard that that root canals, you know, turn the frogs gay or whatever.

Well, I think anytime you're, you're getting to the

nerve, which has, of course, connections with your bloodstream and all the stuff you're risking disease, infection.

Is it okay if I get my wisdom teeth out?

Do you still have them?

I know.

I should have.

All four of them?

All of them.

Wow.

I own.

They're all kind of crowding my mouth.

Do you feel like your teeth are shifting?

They are shifting.

And I wear my retainer every night.

I'm giving a lot of juice right now.

I know.

They are.

They're shifting, and it was annoying.

Like, one kind of moved a little, and I said, I got to get them out.

Do you feel it will not be as fun to recover now?

if you did it when you were like 14.

yeah they told me that i yeah i got my bottom two out okay but i didn't get my top two i heard you got if you get the one done then you don't want tooth on skin or whatever.

That's fake news.

Do you have skin in your mouth?

I don't know.

I don't know or whatever.

I don't know what gums are made of.

I don't like

plastic.

I don't dermis.

Wait.

Hold on.

Can I get away with only getting like two of my teeth out?

I guess.

I did.

Yeah.

As did my bottom ones.

Wow.

I didn't need my top ones.

I said I'm going to get my teeth out on a Friday.

I'm going to do my show on a Monday.

You'd be puffy.

I'll be puffy.

You'd be puffy.

I think you could do it, though.

Thanks.

Yeah, because all those years of littling,

it prepared you.

It did.

It prepared you.

It prepared me to be mocked and made fun of.

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thinking take that pregnant?

Yeah,

I think you should.

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Yeah, if you're, if you can't, you know, you can't smoke, you can't drink, you fun at least you get a little fire That's all I want Yeah 30% off Knowles that's pretty good crush them up you know no I don't don't crush it.

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You know what it is right now Riley you know what this is right now?

Huh?

The rapid fire round.

Is it?

So it's just like quick now

red lights.

That feels like okay, so

I'm going to read these

all at once.

Is that what's happening?

I think.

You're going to read them, then we're going to answer, then you're going to keep reading.

We're not going to talk.

Basically, it's just a way for Davies to tell me to shut up.

He says, shut up, and we're going to do it really fast.

Okay.

I'm thinking about my answer before I'm reading it.

Okay, ready?

Well, I need to think about your answer.

Okay.

Ready?

Is Will Smith a closet homosexual?

Correct.

No, he's probably like, he might have been weird.

He slapped Chris Rock in the face, right?

Yeah.

No, he might have done weird stuff with guys.

I don't know.

I don't know yes or no on that.

But he's definitely done weird stuff with girls, too.

Did you see he has a new song out?

It's called Pretty Girls.

I saw that.

You should watch the video.

I know I did watch it.

Did you insert a clip of the video right here?

It's kind of like the will doth protest too much, methinks.

Yeah, definitely.

Straight.

Is there a concerted effort in the expert community to discredit historical evidence of a world flood to delegitimize the biblical account?

I need to read that again.

If you want me to read that again.

Please.

Is there a concerted effort in the expert, it's in quotes, community to discredit historical evidence of a world flood to delegitimize the biblical account?

Wrong, but this is a little bit of a cute answer.

Wrong as in I got your answer wrong.

You got my answer wrong.

It's not a concerted effort.

Okay.

In the sense that there's no grand conspiracy to keep it down.

It's just the miasma of liberalism and materialism is just impelling all of these people to deny what obviously occurred.

But I don't think it's, I don't think they talk to each other.

I just think it kind of happens.

So you were hung up on that word concerted.

Concerted.

I didn't even

really look at that word.

I was just like, yes, I do think there are people doing this.

Okay, interesting.

Okay.

Is sunscreen to blame for the spike in skin cancer that began in the 1970s when it became popular in the United States?

Got it wrong.

Yes, it is.

You You know why I think that?

I wouldn't have said that a year ago.

Okay.

Because sweet little Elisa, my beloved bride,

is she got into all this stuff.

And now she makes us get the chalk sunscreen and she makes me wear the beef tallow deodorant, which is $22 a can or jar or whatever it is.

And I thought it was all ridiculous.

I don't know, man, that illuminated.

But what changed your mind?

Like, do you know someone who got skin cancer because of sunscreen?

No, my wife has just propagandized me so much now.

And I'll tell you what, she got sunscreen.

But does she know someone?

No.

No, there's no like direct evidence of any of this.

It's all kind of like crunchy gobbledygooks.

Big sunscreen.

This is big sunscreen.

Big skin.

Big skin, big dermis.

Yeah.

The thing that convinced me

was

the first crunchy shot across the bow was the seed oils.

And she said, if you stop eating seed oils, you won't get as much of a sunburn.

Now, I'm a rather dark guy for a white guy, but I would burn.

I'd burn a lot, especially as a teenager in my 20s.

I burned a lot, even though I'd get dark.

And then Elisa cuts out the seed oils.

I don't really get sunburns anymore.

I thought, okay, well,

if the seed oils have fallen,

if the crunchy weirdos are right about the seed oils,

they could be right about other stuff.

About the aluminum

in the

deodorant and the sunscreen.

Interesting.

Is there aluminum in sunscreen?

I don't know.

I think so.

Yeah, sure.

I have a hard time even looking into all that stuff, truthfully, because I think it's more so I don't want it.

Like, it's ignorance is bliss for me.

It's like the, it's the red pill and the blue pill.

Yeah, it's like...

Because if you take the red pill on this stuff,

your...

household costs are going to increase about

eightfold really really hard to implement.

It's so

it's so expensive

that I need to do a podcast so that I can be sponsored by Vandi Crisps so that I can get delicious potato chips without seed oils.

I hope they're watching this.

I know.

I hope they're, as a freebie.

That's a freebie, but I'll evangelize that product all day.

You have to.

Yeah.

But this is why, and this is how the whole society.

has collapsed.

We say, well, it's a little cheaper.

Well, we'll drive.

Okay, we'll import the gas.

I do fall victim to that.

Yeah, of course.

I do.

I'll tick GDP up.

Oh, we won't have kids because we can

spend money on this and that, and that's cheaper and this.

But my thing is, like, if that's the mindset you have, everything could cause cancer.

Everything.

Like, if you, if, if you're going to go there,

you would live a pretty, what I would believe to be a

pretty miserable life if you restrict yourself from everything, which that's effectively what you would be doing.

I

don't wear the,

well, if I'm with my wife, I don't wear the modern sunscreen.

I wear whatever goop she gives me.

I don't use the modern deodorants.

I use the whatever goop she gives me.

That's why you smell bad.

That's why I smell.

No,

do you know why I smell bad?

Because of the flip side.

And I actually think

it's a great smell, but some disagree.

I own a cigar company.

I own.

So I won't put the D, or whatever, the sunscreen on.

Because of the risks of cancer.

I own a cigar company.

I smoke a billion cigars a day.

Like, everyone has their vice.

If my vice is going to be...

I don't think cigars are a vice, by the way, but that's a conversation for another time.

If my vice is energy drinks.

Yeah.

I love them.

I drink at least one a day.

What's your poison?

What do you think?

Even

Alani.

Have you ever heard of that?

I've never even heard of that.

It's like a total marketing.

No, not really.

It's like, I mean, you can get it at a gas station.

It's just a total marketing

thing, I think, that especially appeals to women because the cans are so cute.

And they get me.

Like, I understand.

Like, I'm an influencer's dream.

I'm basically begging you to influence me.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, I will buy that product.

Do you smoke cigars?

Does your kid want?

She a second-hand cigar.

That's what she's been saying to me.

Yeah.

A mother knows.

Yes.

A mother knows.

So, everyone has a vice.

Yeah.

I'm not going to let mine be sunscreen.

Aluminum.

Aluminum.

Get me a box of Mayflowers so I can get your wife.

It's the rapid fire round.

That's why the red light is on.

As long as Libby Dunn doesn't join OnlyFans, she's a good example of how female athletes should conduct themselves.

Well, as long as,

like, given what she's already done, or is it just like that's the only standard?

Read it one more time.

As long as Libby Dunn does not join OnlyFans,

she is a good example of how female athletes should conduct themselves.

I feel pretty torn on this.

Do you have any answers?

I said yes.

I said yes.

Yeah, because you weren't going to throw shade.

I've only heard of Libby Dunn in the context of the TikTok Riz Party and Skibbity Toilet.

And I didn't know who she was until today.

And she popped up on my Twitter, and I didn't know she was even a real person.

But...

And she's not on OnlyFans.

No.

Okay.

Well, tremendously fit, very fit.

She's beautiful.

She's done a fantastic job of...

marketing herself and her abilities and profiting off that, which I can respect.

I think there are some things that she does that I'm like, maybe questionable.

What is it?

I don't care that this is rapid fire.

I want the tea.

I don't care if it's rapid fire.

Well, I think a lot of her content is very like revealing,

but I think, again, I approach that a little different than most conservatives do, given that I played a sport where, I mean, you're essentially half naked all the time.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, to me, a man in a speedo,

like, it's, I'm not talking about San Francisco Pride, though.

That's a little different, especially when kids are around.

But, like, it's, I think I'm a little more desensitized or,

yeah, like, to me, that's like whatever.

It's kind of standard.

But I do think she's a bit, can be a bit revealing.

She's like dating this guy now.

My speculation is they don't actually like each other at all.

Paul Skeens?

Paul Skeens?

Who would

be Paul?

Who is Paul Skeens?

You're the baseball guy.

He's the.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he played baseball at LSU.

Yeah, yeah.

Now he's in the big leagues and all this.

Rookie of the year, all this stuff.

That's interesting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think they actually like each other.

How old is she?

My age, maybe?

She is, okay.

Maybe younger than me, a year younger.

Wow.

But I think as a whole,

she's done a pretty good job of maintaining her image and being somewhat of a role model to young girls.

Yeah.

I'm glad to hear it.

Mostly because I wear a speedo around the Daily Wire.

Yeah.

So I'm glad that.

No, like it would be, if I saw that, I would just be like, oh,

there's Denzel.

There is.

my cow there he is what's he doing I loved you in training day okay the second rapid fire question we're moving too fast is homosexuality more nature than nurture more nature than nurture

would you say

wait more more nature than nurture they're born this way more than you know they had an absent father and an overbearing mother uh

you're gonna say yes i say no i get it wrong i mean i thought you were gonna be a little more moderate and live on it no yeah you say it's nerdy no i'm very much of the mindset of

it is interesting this conversation and

i i like i i've a lot allowed my brain to go there several times of thinking you know, what does this really look like?

Because you can't deny there are some like little kids who super duper duper feminine.

Little Liberace, huh?

Like little, like young, like, you can just tell they're going to be gay when they're older.

Yeah, yeah.

That was like when Ben Dadies was a kid.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Is that the guy who messed up these questions?

It is.

That's him, actually.

Yeah.

So like,

it would be an interesting conversation to like, to really look into and understand.

But I'm more of the mindset, I think, especially today, seeing the social contagion of it, that aspect of it, I'm I'm way more of the mindset that it is more of nurture than that.

Yeah, there's a huge social contagion, without question.

And then guys in prison do weird stuff.

And so obviously that's true.

The only thing that has kind of,

I'm not saying there's a gay gene necessarily or anything, but that has kind of nature-pilled me on those who are little light and loafers is: have you, there's some study

that says, if you got it, you got your hand right here like this, right?

So you see,

my finger

is

the ring to index finger ratio.

So you see how

we're straight, because your ring is bigger, is notably bigger than

your index.

It goes up higher.

For homosexuals,

what would you do if you said this and mine were the same size?

Well, I don't know if it applies to chicks, but that'd be crazy if we found it and be like, you are a gay man.

Will Thomas was right.

Yeah.

So for a gay guy, if it's like,

if it's more,

whatever, put it like this,

if they're even, apparently that's more likely for gay guys.

The other thing is, for most guys, their part is like my part, which is on the left side of your head.

Okay.

It goes down.

For gay guys, they're much more likely to be on the right side of the head.

Now, again, this doesn't mean that if you have these natural

dispositions or something.

But is the hair part really natural?

You can change your hair part.

There's a natural aspect to your part.

Yeah, but like I think back to me in sixth grade when the side part was everything.

Did you have...

Did you do do that thing?

Yeah, I had the side part.

Did you do the thing those girls did that was so annoying where they

like there was this one year, I think it was 2013, where every girl decided to just shave off half their head.

Okay.

You remember that thing?

Me in sixth grade was definitely not doing that, but there were some people even at my,

I mean, I would say it's a pretty conservative public school here in Tennessee.

Yeah.

Who definitely did.

Wow.

It was a thing.

It was like, that was like the Tumblr era.

You know, like the, yeah, definitely, like the aesthetic of it.

You know, I was a Visco guy.

I'm a

Visco.

I heard about that guy.

You say were and then am.

So are you

currently?

I found out about that word.

I had a babysitter, not like, it was for my kids.

And this, she said something about Visco, I guess, or whatever.

I don't know what that was.

I still don't really know what that is, but I'm that.

I want to be that.

It seems hip and cool.

Yeah, it is.

I found out my natural part.

is over here because I'm a big Fanouk.

No, I'm kidding.

It is on the left, but it's a little bit more, it's a little more center because, so if I were left to my own natural devices, I'd look more like a guy from the 90s.

Okay.

You know, that kind of thing.

Yeah, like, yeah.

But if you got your part over here.

See, so you can change your part.

Yeah, but not, I can change it from like, you know, Gary Cooper to Dean Martin.

I can't change it from Gary Cooper to Rock Hudson.

You know?

So my question is, for the people who wear their fingers or whatever, you know, it's like they've got the even fingers and the part on the right.

There's got to be a lot of people who are going to be able to do that.

I thought it was more so of like, like, where

you descended from.

Like, Romans have more of a certain type of, I think it's more specifically like feet and toes.

Like, Egyptian, you're much more like.

What do the Roman toes look like?

I think the second one is longer.

Which is standard for

most people.

But like Egyptian is very much slanted all the way.

Something is like, yeah.

So I thought it was more so of like your descent.

I want to get into phrenology, like head sizes as they pertain to intelligence.

But that, I don't know if we're allowed to do that on YouTube.

We'll get maybe a later.

Okay, so we're in the rapid fire round.

You know that.

We're in the rapid fire round.

Okay.

The only thing conservatives should ever infight about is which month is the best in the conservative dad's real women of America calendar.

I'm so excited to talk about this, even though it's rapid.

Were you in that one?

Yes, and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.

Oh, wait, all right then i want elder now that actually gives me good information about this okay so the only thing is there that should ever you're gonna say no yes i'm gonna say no you're gonna say no okay okay i remember that but i didn't

no problem like

like i'm a very self-aware person in general um

the way this was approached to me actually this is kind of like a full circle moment going back to that first question about the charity the way this was approached to me where the proceeds of this it was going to be a very family-friendly thing and the

was full circle.

Like full circle.

And the proceeds of this would go to a charity like of my choosing.

First of all, for those who haven't seen it, it's not, it wasn't like

Playboy.

No, it wasn't fully.

But it still is not a good representation of myself.

And this even is like looping back in with the whole Livbie Dunn thing.

This still is not a good representation of just me in general, how I conduct myself, whether it is on a public platform, whether it's in my personal life.

Like it just wasn't.

But again, think back, this was probably in,

I don't know what year.

I mean, it was a while ago.

A while ago.

This guy did a beer, too.

It's like a kind of

cool guy concerned.

Even not being pregnant, like I just am not a drinker.

Like, I don't, like, it's, I'm just, I, I just, I'm not.

Whatever.

I kind of got sucked into this.

So you're saying you regret, because, look, and everyone was, like, the people who were in this were, like, totally, like, defending it.

People like Ashley St.

Clair, which we've seen now how that has all turned out.

That's also full circle on the Elon.

No, like this is all like it's all making sense.

So the people don't even have to watch the full thing, just listen to this.

This was actually very well written, Mr.

Davies.

This is rehired, by the way.

Wow, yeah, okay.

So they were all defending it.

They were all like defending it.

And I was the only one to,

for the most part, I just stayed pretty silent about it.

And they were trying to loop me in on their side and defend it.

I'm like, I can't even defend myself here.

Like, I deserve to, I deserve the slander.

Look, I take it.

That's a great attitude, Deb.

Because, look,

in the grand scheme of things,

you're a very nice-looking young lady.

You were not aware of that.

Oh, you were a swimmer in a swimsuit.

Like, to me, that wasn't that bad.

It's not, it wasn't, you weren't

on OnlyFans.

No.

But people can't,

people really struggle to admit that they have done anything that they regret.

Not even anything wrong necessarily.

Even just anything they regret.

No, I regret this.

And people struggle with that.

And people will form whole ideologies to justify a thing that they deep down do actually kind of regret you know and it it it takes a lot of maturity and a very self-aware person yeah yeah that and I knew it at the time too that was

it didn't come how was it that salacious I don't know no no it wasn't I mean no it wasn't you just think the whole yeah I agree that whenever people try to make conservatism like cool like it's like you know I'm not a regular mom I'm a cool mom you know I'm a cool conservative I just think no no there's nothing conservatism is not cool in fact that's why we've like lost every inch of the public square yeah yeah I mean think like like media entertainment Hollywood

academia I mean like virtually every every inch of the public square

because we're trying to because we're like oh man I'm gonna be cool

yeah

but we're not cool we if you the only way

to gain cultural currency is to just kind of know what you are and do that thing very well.

Totally.

Do that in a rational, excellent, virtuous way.

But to just be like, hey, hey, I'm not one of those stodgy conservatives.

I'm the, I'm a hip conservative.

Just like, shot.

Yeah, no.

No, I'm not.

And for you, your thing you do really well is Little League.

Little league.

That's the thing.

You should start a little league league for adults.

I would still, you know, the sad thing?

I would still strike out all the time.

It would be,

I was invited to do a, like a celebrity.

The Folds of Honor.

That was the one.

Yeah.

What were you doing?

I was there.

I know.

I thought, hold on.

Am I, I said, I don't, what, am I a, what's the crazier part?

That I'm a celebrity or that I'm a baseball player?

I don't know what would be less.

But they invited me.

They said, well, you love baseball.

You should go.

And I thought, I'm going to have horrifying flashbacks to that when I'm there.

So it's like,

what's the movie?

Sand Lott.

It would be Sand Lott.

What is the, no, bench warmers.

It would be the natural, because I'd get shot, probably.

It would be

major league.

Yeah.

Because I would become Charlie Sheen, do a bunch of drugs beforehand.

Yeah.

Okay, so now,

no, you're up.

It's the final round.

I feel

intimidated.

The prompt will be read.

We'll both lock in our answers, and we'll move our glasses to yes or no to see if we can read each other's minds.

The round is worth double points.

It could change everything.

The score right now.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No, Riley could still win, but the score is seven.

A lot to a little.

It's a lot to a little.

It's Michael 4,

Riley, negative 2.

Well, if I get both of these right.

Then you win.

Okay.

But you would have to get both wrong.

That's true.

Could happen.

I'm clearing mine.

Okay.

So I will move my glass.

You're going to pick your answer on your pad, and then you're going to move my glass to how you think I would answer.

You're going to pick your answer for what you think on your pad and then you're gonna move my glass to how you think I would answer.

And you're going to lock it in.

Same thing.

Okay.

The main reason evangelicals have grown their numbers and non-denominational churches keep growing by attracting those leaving mainline denominations is because all the worst Democrats claim to be Catholic.

Okay.

So I put mine on where I think.

You put your...

No, no, hold on.

But that was great.

Did I ruin this?

No you made it.

It was great.

You need to lock in your answer and then I'm going to guess with your cup how you answer.

And then you have to move my cup on how you think I well that just gave it away.

Well, I mean did you already lock in?

So you locked in what you said.

Yeah.

I was tricking you because I know that the rules the whole time.

No.

All right hold on.

We're going to see how devious Riley is.

Well

okay.

Hold on.

You haven't locked in.

I don't even know if I fully read the question.

You've got to lock.

Don't you change your answer now.

Don't you?

That would be so devious.

That'd be like kicking an orphan in the head.

I would never do that.

No.

Except for $10 million.

Yeah.

Million now?

No, billion.

Billion.

Okay.

Well, and million.

I would do it for $10 million.

And $10 million.

And dollars.

And $10.

You know what?

I'm changing the rules of this game because we said we got to do that.

The winner is who has the least amount of points.

Actually, so.

I win.

I love winning.

Okay, so hold on.

You just answered.

Oh, now you got to move mine to how you think I I would answer.

That same prompt.

I think you're saying no.

Correct, correct.

Okay, yes, I say no.

The surge in evangelicalism, I actually don't know if there is a surge right now, but the surge is driven by two things.

Okay.

One is

the main line going, because there are a bunch of dem Catholics.

There's like Biden and all those guys.

Well, I mean, I think there's bad conservative Catholics.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, yeah, that's true.

That's also true.

That's a separate issue.

But

I think what's driven it is the mainline Protestants went completely lib, you know, like trans, lesbian, bishopresses stuff, and divorced Catholics.

Divorced Catholics become evangelical.

Interesting.

Yeah, because you can.

And there's a lot of that in the Catholic Church?

There are divorce, because you're not allowed to divorce.

So if you get divorced and civilly remarried, you can't have the sacraments.

And so I know I've seen Catholics get divorced and remarried and they become evangelical.

Because they still want a religious thing, you know,

but I think the main driver for evangelicalism is people who want to be Protestant, but are just like, I can't be Episcopalian.

No one's been an Episcopalian since like 1948.

It's ridiculous.

So I think that's it.

Who knows?

Maybe King Charles.

Maybe you'll get King Charles.

That's what it is.

The Queen.

Long live Queenie.

Yeah.

Okay, so we we both got him right.

So that's just net zero then.

That's a net zero now.

So no matter what happens here, I win.

Because you'll have the least points.

You make a great point.

I love this.

Yeah, wow.

This is so fun.

It doesn't even matter.

We can throw this.

You're right, you're right.

Why am I even playing anymore?

It is

disorderly and sets up near occasions of sin to have a bunch of hormone-filled dudes train for hours in a pool alongside females in swimsuits.

Hold on.

Do you, is this

a point of

information.

Okay.

Because

I wasn't on the swim team.

Do the boys and the girls swim together?

So it depends.

At this meet, this national championship,

it was only a women's meet.

So it was only, there were only women at that meet except for one.

So

this is a family.

But you mean like in practice?

It's not in practice.

We swam together in the mornings, but very much separate teams.

Like even in terms of national ranking, like our women's team was always top 10, top 15.

Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying, I'm just talking about in the pool.

You guys are.

We would, yes, but sometimes we would have different practices.

But yes, yes, yes.

You would.

Wow, okay.

So, okay, so the premise is fair.

It is disorderly and sets up near occasions of sin to have a bunch of hormone-filled dudes train for.

Hormone-filled as in

just brimming.

Like virility.

No, natural hormones.

Not artificial hormones.

Not like Will Thomas stuff.

So like testosterone.

Like men.

T, high T.

Okay, okay, red.

High T, one more time.

It is disorderly

and sets up near occasions of sin

to have a bunch of high T giga chats in speed up

trained for hours in a pool alongside slinky little ladies wearing bikinis.

When you put it like that,

I've got to answer how you would answer.

Okay.

Well, I locked in my answer.

Thank you.

He says you got to lock in your answer.

As if I didn't do it.

He could have seen it on camera.

So I need to move yours.

Yes.

To where.

What would you answer?

I'm doing that based on the words.

I had a little bit of a tale.

So it felt like you were

putting someone to sleep.

It's disordered and sets up your occasions of sin

and you've got experience you've seen

you were there you were there for me I've just been to the beach

yeah yeah obviously right it's crazy I don't this is the one you know in the 40s they were like arresting women for wearing bikinis right and a somewhat unpopular view I have

They were probably right.

I can't.

Women can't wear bikinis.

No, they should.

But men can.

No, men should wear.

No, you're right.

Men should wear like, I'm not, I'm only 3% joking.

Men should wear those 1920s like swim suits where it's like a shirt

with pants and a top hat.

You know, like they should, because it is crazy.

It is crazy that I go to the beach.

And I actually, in my old age now, I try to avoid, you know, sins of the eyes and things.

For sure.

And so, and then I go to the beach and I'm looking at, I mean, it's

crazy.

No, I know.

It is.

But most of the time, like,

at least, I mean, I guess I approach this a little different as a woman, but most of the time, it's not like

attractive women wearing revealing things.

It's women who should absolutely

not be wearing

revealing things.

So it's more of like a repulsion.

Yes.

I would say.

That's true.

Most people, when you're not a man.

Most people,

I think it's fair to say,

don't really look good on naturel.

But this is actually, this is the premise of lingerie and also of swimsuits and stuff, is actually if you conceal a little bit, strategic concealment actually makes one more attractive than if you were completely in your birthday suit.

So like,

I don't know.

I don't want to.

In France, there was a big issue about women wearing veils and stuff.

Or the burkini, the burkini at the beach.

It's like a burkha bikini.

Right.

And I have plenty of criticisms of the Muslims and Islam.

But you also have, on the other hand, in France, when they have these liberation rallies, totally topless women.

Yeah.

Like...

Who are often not the most scintillating.

No.

Some of them are, but many of them are.

You see these videos and it's like

a bit of

a shirt on.

Yeah, a bit of flab.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I answered yes.

You answered yes.

So you,

oh, yes.

We called it swimsest.

Like it's, it's a thing.

Of course.

Like it's a known thing.

Of course.

Where swimmers,

you just,

I don't know if it's more so like,

again, maybe being around them in that environment.

Maybe it's the way your schedules line up.

I don't know what it is.

Yeah.

But

it's called cess

where swimmers just date other swimmers.

Of course, yeah.

I mean, me,

my husband swam at the University of Kentucky.

I'm a victim to swim cesss.

You are.

And I swore I wasn't sick.

Which is legal in Tennessee.

It's legal, not in other states, but in Tennessee.

Yeah, no, that's why he came here.

He wanted to be doing swim cesss.

You know, it's funny, even in college, I was buddies in high school.

I was buddies with athletes, a bunch of athletes, but not swimmers.

Because it might be the schedule thing.

I wasn't really that type of of six hours a day.

So it was like you don't really have time to meet other people.

Like if you're swimming 5 a.m.

to 8 a.m.

You go to class, you come back to the pool 1.30 to 4.30, you eat dinner with the swimmers.

Like it's kind of all you know.

So I think it's more so the schedule thing, but

and you're just in, yeah, you're in, you're all good looking, I would assume.

You're in good shape at least.

Yeah.

You're wearing slinky little garments.

You're all, you know, brimming with testosterone, the blood's flowing.

Right.

How do you...

Yeah.

This is why co-education was a huge, huge mistake, which would be a topic for another time.

So I think that means

I got many more points, so therefore you won.

Yeah,

I'm the winner.

I love this game.

It's very impressive.

It's my favorite game I've ever played.

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In just two tweets, Simone Biles basically tarnished her reputation to anyone with a shred of honesty, to anyone with a moral compass, and to anyone with an inherent, innate desire to protect women to fight for equal opportunity for both men and women, especially as it pertains to sports.

So congratulations, Simone Biles.

That looks quite like that, Nate.

She,

it was awesome because

the time of this filming, there were two girls in Oregon who filed a lawsuit against the state of Oregon.

for their laws that allow boys to play in their sports.

And their reason for doing it, they said this in a video that was posted today, was because of Simone Biles' disparaging comments to female athletes.

They were like, that was kind of the final straw for us.

So her.

And she walked it back.

Simone Biles had to walk it back.

Yeah, but what good does that do when you've already, at that point, it's like a total Gavin Newsom move where you've just pissed off everyone.

Yeah, yeah.

But no, to me, though, I thought that was such a white pill because I thought, look, Simone Biles almost certainly did not change her opinion.

That was written by some PR team.

Yeah, it's almost written.

You saw that little dash in there.

I know what that dash means.

Yeah, it wasn't written by Grock because it wasn't in German, but yes.

But

it doesn't matter.

Like when you have kids and the kid smacks the other kid and you say, hey, you say you're sorry.

And the kid isn't sorry.

But if you are an imposing enough pater familius, he'll say it anyway, even though he doesn't believe it.

And that's half good.

That gets you halfway there.

It's good enough.

It's good enough.

And that's how I felt with with Simone Biles.

She made the apology, almost certainly not because she believed it, but because the culture now says the trans stuff is done.

It's done, as far as I'm concerned.

We won.

Largely to thank you and

I take all credit for it.

Walsh did nothing.

I think it was all me.

It was.

Yeah, you had nothing to do with it.

No, your activism had nothing to do with it.

It was because girls didn't want to play you in Little League.

They would have destroyed you.

They would have destroyed me in Little League.

It would have been awful.

So it was suddenly trans movement done.

Riley, congratulations on your

improbable and impressive victory.

Thank you.

See you next time on Yes or No.