Michael REACTS To The Most Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers

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Speaker 4 Most of the content generated by AI is pure slop, and this is no different.

Speaker 4 But the producers have compiled the absolute top fake Pixar trailers

Speaker 4 generated by the sewers of the internet. Take it away.

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In a city of a million voices.

Speaker 11 Are you sure this isn't a scam?

Speaker 7 Ma'am, it's your lucky day.

Speaker 12 One more voucher, just one.

Speaker 4 Is it the Indians that are scammers?

Speaker 13 Sorry, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.

Speaker 4 I usually think of like Africans as like Nigerians or something as scammers.

Speaker 6 You wanna sell that s?

Speaker 6 Call these motherfuckers ASAP.

Speaker 4 The Indians? Maybe. Okay, next one.

Speaker 7 From Pixie Works Animation.

Speaker 2 Hi, Jean. But she's got a secret.
You look cute when you sweat. Oh, thanks.

Speaker 6 I haven't felt like this in the year.

Speaker 10 There's something I haven't told you.

Speaker 14 Ladyboy. Made with flash loop.

Speaker 4 It's like, hey, we're going to develop this technology that can create whole movies, whole animated movies. Think about, you know, Snow White, how long that took.

Speaker 4 The investment, you know, Disney almost lost everything. And now we can just make animated movies with it.
And can you imagine what this computing power even that that takes? What are we going to do?

Speaker 4 We're going to make jokes about ladyboys for the internet. That's what it's going to do.
Next one.

Speaker 15 Chicken dinner is cold, woman. Daddy, Crane will ever come in back.

Speaker 10 I don't know, mate.

Speaker 16 Disney Pixar presents Finding Milk.

Speaker 4 You know, I actually saw that one on Twitter.

Speaker 4 Chicken dinner is cold, woman. Finding milk.
That's probably the funniest one. It's like the most cohesive one.
It's like the simplest one to get. Okay, next one.

Speaker 12 Everywhere is dirty. Everywhere stinks.
I am tired of it.

Speaker 2 Tired of India? I am going to take a shower. Peter, please.
Norma. You're joking, huh?

Speaker 10 From Disney and Pixar.

Speaker 14 You betray our ways.

Speaker 2 You dare bring soap into this house.

Speaker 12 You think you are cleaner than us? Everywhere I look, it's garbage. It's smell.
I don't want to live like this anymore. If no one else will change it, I will.
One street, one room, one step at a time.

Speaker 4 That one to me is more direct than the scam one.

Speaker 4 The joke about India is very, very, very dirty. That, yeah.
Okay,

Speaker 4 that's competing with finding milk. Next one.

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Speaker 17 I'm going gonna win this thing.

Speaker 16 Not if I get their first champ from Disney and Pixar.

Speaker 17 Uh, guys, where are we?

Speaker 15 Wait a second. Is this cloth?

Speaker 17 We're gonna solve.

Speaker 4 This is a family show. No sorts of jokes.

Speaker 4 Not acceptable.

Speaker 4 Next one.

Speaker 14 All right, explorers. Ready for a trip you'll never forget?

Speaker 14 Where are we going, Mr. E?

Speaker 16 Somewhere special. A place where learning isn't just in books, it's all around us.
This is the coolest field trip.

Speaker 4 It actually took me a minute. I actually had to read the title that wow.

Speaker 17 I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.

Speaker 17 Wow.

Speaker 4 I don't know why. That should have hit me as funnier than it did, but it didn't.
I don't know. It didn't.

Speaker 4 The idea, I guess, like a Pixar movie about creepy peddo island is like there is a very dark humor to that, but it didn't. The execution was kind of weak.
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Speaker 15 Watch me. From Disney and Pixar.
Decline?

Speaker 16 There's no fun. When Bonitisha's EBT card lets her down.

Speaker 15 Oh, no. Not today.

Speaker 17 Girl, you flipped the whole store.

Speaker 15 The whole city feels it.

Speaker 4 That one's more direct. That one.

Speaker 4 Wow. It's just amazing how high quality it is.
Like when Pixar came out, some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came out. It was revolutionary.
What was the first one?

Speaker 4 Was Toy Story the first one? And it was revolutionary. Just like, oh, this is the absolute height of technology.
How many zillions of dollars do they take?

Speaker 4 And now we just do it. We just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late late black lady in an EBT card.

Speaker 4 It's like, here's a movie. Here's a whole movie now.
We're just going to make our own movies in the future. We're not going to watch.
There's no common culture anyway.

Speaker 4 And increasingly, it's just going to make our own movies, which almost certainly will devolve to porn. It probably already has.
Okay, next one.

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Speaker 4 It's like, it's like a little too dark. That's a little bit too dark, I think.

Speaker 17 I'll kidnap a thousand children.

Speaker 4 But it was very well executed. Okay, next one.

Speaker 15 Here is your drink, sir. It's ma'am, I'm not a sir.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's funny. It's a little dated now, actually, is the problem.
All the like trans because trans is over.

Speaker 4 So it's like all the trans jokes are, it's kind of it's funny that like that would have hit so hard three years ago. The technology just wasn't there for the joke.
Okay, next one.

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Speaker 4 Why is there a hyphen? I guess my confusion is why is there a hyphen there?

Speaker 4 Again, it was like a little too confusing. You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke.
Okay, next one.

Speaker 5 How hard could it be?

Speaker 17 Uh-oh.

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Speaker 4 Yeah, funny enough idea, but it's not, the style isn't right. Like that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie.
It was funny enough idea. Okay, next one.

Speaker 17 Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous cocoa.

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Speaker 4 It's kind of funny. It's definitely, I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too because he was not quite exonerated, but he's not in prison anymore, right?

Speaker 4 It's not also like in it, would appear in a number of the cases, the women like kept seeing him. And so I don't know, it's like the whole thing was a lot weirder, I think, than it than

Speaker 4 it was made out to be. Okay, next one.

Speaker 8 From Disney and Pixar.

Speaker 17 He said you did it.

Speaker 10 Snitch.

Speaker 8 Only in theater, spring 2026.

Speaker 4 Yeah, okay. Alright.
That's the last one. Okay, what's the funny? The funniest ones, without question, are Finding Milk, because it's an actual, like, pun, you know,

Speaker 4 it's just better executed. Or what was the other one? The shower one was funny.
Ladyboy was kind of funny. The Diddy one was, well, it's just like a little bit too dark.

Speaker 4 I guess Finding Milk. Finding Milk is like the, it's the most, it's like the clearest execution of the most most instantly recognizable joke.
I go with finding milk. Okay, that's our show.

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Speaker 4 Anyway, see you next time.

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