Try Not To Laugh: Michael REACTS To Spicy Tiktoks

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Speaker 4 The rats are all like this. The rat goes like this.

Speaker 1 Is that real or is that AI?

Speaker 5 Are you asking me?

Speaker 1 are you saying on the record that all hispanics look the same

Speaker 2 are you lost

Speaker 1 it's tea he tweday

Speaker 1 you should have made a special stinger for that that's disappointing take it away

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Speaker 1 Is that real or is that AI?

Speaker 5 Are you asking me for real?

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right, let's go. Next one:

Speaker 1 Life is worth living.

Speaker 1 Life is worth living.

Speaker 1 Next one.

Speaker 1 Next one.

Speaker 1 We are the children.

Speaker 1 We are the

Speaker 1 We're just doing anti-Semitic memes in here and out. Did Professor Jacob okay that one? I don't.
I think it should be clear from my reaction. It's the your meme is under construction.

Speaker 1 I don't speak Mandarin. Because it's so, it's so beautifully constructed.
What people are not going to appreciate about that is

Speaker 1 it's a joke about the medium of memes. Because we used to like watch television, for instance, and now we don't.
We just doom scroll and look at memes.

Speaker 1 And that was a meme constructed essentially as a television show. Even with the little stinger at the end, it was really, really superb.
Really superb. Next one.
Who do you think it was? Oh, uh.

Speaker 1 Was that Michaela May?

Speaker 5 It was Professor Jacob. No.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. No.

Speaker 1 Wow. Okay, next one.
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Speaker 1 It's this.

Speaker 4 The rats are all like this. The rat goes like this.
So the rat's like this. The normal rat is like this.
That's the normal rat. Like this, like this.

Speaker 4 It sniffs. It's like this for quite a while.
He's like this.

Speaker 4 And then maybe he sniffs. You are now a normal rat.

Speaker 1 I've never seen that. And I want to say it's AI, but I don't think it is.
Next one. He who is resistant to change is destined to perish.
So why don't you try to open up that mind of yours?

Speaker 1 You know, it's like, look at Ken. I mean, he's

Speaker 1 real mature, man. Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again.

Speaker 1 It's pretty, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 It's gonna be tough to beat.

Speaker 2 Hi, buddy.

Speaker 5 Are you lost?

Speaker 1 Sora is unbelievable. Sora is definitely a brave young man.

Speaker 1 But I'm afraid it goes to Zen Titanic.

Speaker 1 That really sucks, lady. The Zen Titanic, and that was Mr.
Davies.

Speaker 1 It was your boy. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I knew it. I knew it.
That was good, though. That was a good one.
Next one.

Speaker 1 Shane McGillis, Shane, you fought

Speaker 6 for three hours.

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty brutal up there.
Can you confirm this is you?

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 6 We have an unnamed source claiming you may, in fact, be a white supremacist. So white supremacist.
I'm not a white supremacist.

Speaker 6 I just saved an entire family up there, and not that it matters at all, but those were Mexican, those were Mexicans. The family was, in fact, Guatemalan.

Speaker 6 Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same? What's this? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it doesn't work because that's not the media in 2025. That's the media in like 2021 or something, 2022.
That the title doesn't work. The bit is funny.
The title doesn't work.

Speaker 1 did we make that was that one of you who made that no it's very it's very good was that just like going around tick tock anyway it's accurate maria select your person

Speaker 6 Oh my god, what is happening? Just pick a person. I just pick a person at any person.
Any person?

Speaker 6 I'm gonna go for the dude in the middle.

Speaker 1 Took a sip at a bad moment. Next one.

Speaker 1 That's good. It made me think a little too long, but it's good.

Speaker 3 Sure did. Triple-A's.
In six months, you'll have to check them again.

Speaker 1 What was the first one of that round?

Speaker 5 I think it was the two comedians you like.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the second one? Sabrina Carpenter.
Oh, yeah, that's funny. It's accurate, but no, it's the shooting one.
The shooting one for sure.

Speaker 5 Who was it?

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 actually think

Speaker 1 that was your boy.

Speaker 5 Unfortunately, no, but I like the trust that you have in me. It was the mysterious Michaela May.

Speaker 1 Man, I really blew it. I really, I swapped a couple there that were, hmm.
That was a very strong round. The funniest one of all was Bro, Your Meme is Loading.

Speaker 1 And that was really, actually magnificent. Really, really good stuff.
Okay, I'm Michael Knolls. This is the Michael Knoll show.
See you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 I'm tired.