Louisa Thomas on a Ballplayer’s Epic Final Game; Plus, Remembering the Composer of “Annie”
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Louisa Thomas is our sports correspondent and she naturally gravitated to a piece about baseball, a piece with a title that is comprehensible only if you're a baseball nut or a reader of Variety magazine.
And the title is Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu.
The kid in question, of course, was Ted Williams, the great hitter who spent 19 years on the Red Sox, torturing us Yankee fans.
And it's by no less a writer than John Updike.
Updike describes Ted Williams' last game on the Red Sox, his very last game before he retired in 1960.
Louisa Thomas lives in Boston, just a few miles from Fenway Park.
I actually was teaching this piece by John Upzek about Ted Williams to a nonfiction creative writing class that I teach at Harvard.
And,
you know, this is one of those pieces that I refer to sometimes when I need to enter the right voice,
when I sort of need to remember how to start, when I need to sort of get in the mood.
This piece is so good at mood.
It's so good at beginnings.
Fenway Park in Boston is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark.
I love that opening line.
Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg.
It was built in 1912 and rebuilt in 1934 and offers, as do most Boston artifacts, a compromise between man's Euclidean determinations and nature's beguiling irregularities.
What I know about the genesis of the story is what he told us.
In 1977, he published a reprint of this in a slender little volume, and he wrote an introduction.
And he said in the introduction that his plan had been to go visit a paramour on Beacon Hill.
He was married, but his marriage was dissolving, and he knocked on the door, and his paramour was not there, so he went to the game instead instead, to Fenway Park to watch Ted Williams play in his last game.
And he was so moved by what he saw that he felt compelled to write about it.
I and 10,453 others had shown up primarily because this was the Red Sox's last home game of the season, and therefore the last time in all eternity that their regular left fielder, known to the headlines as Ted, Kid, Splinter, Thumper, TW, and most cloyingly, Mr.
Wonderful would play in Boston.
Ted Williams was this boyhood hero.
Sometimes, you know, we can go back and find all the great reasons that Update loved him, but I think some of them were, you know, born out of a child's imagination.
There's a lovely passage, actually, in the piece that he wrote about how Ted Williams was originally always this line in a box score.
My personal memories of Williams begin when I was a boy boy in Pennsylvania, with two last-place teams in Philadelphia to keep me company.
For me, Williams LF was a figment of the box scores who always seemed to be going three for five.
He radiated from afar the hard blue glow of high purpose.
He felt a sort of sympathy with him because Updike was this great practitioner of his craft, as
Williams was.
And they both cared tremendously about these details.
And there was something so pure about the way they took their swings.
Whenever Williams appeared at the plate, pounding the dirt from his cleats, gouging a pit in the batter's box with his left foot, wringing resin out of the bat handle with his vehement grip, switching the stick at the pitcher with an electric ferocity, it was like having a familiar Leonardo appear in a shuffle of Saturday evening post covers.
This man, you realized, and here perhaps was the difference, greater than the difference in gifts, really intended to hit the ball.
In the third inning, he hoisted a high fly to deep center.
In the fifth, we thought he had it.
He smacked the ball hard and high into the heart of his power zone, but the deep right field in Fenway and the heavy air and casual east wind defeated him.
The ball died.
Al Polarsik leaned his back against the big 380 painted on the right field wall and caught it.
On another day, in another park, it would have been gone.
I had the chance actually the other day to go back and look at
his draft.
And there is this passage, and it's one of the passages that Updike actually worked over most,
both in the original process of writing in with the typewriter.
You can see all these X's out, and also with his pencil after.
He's, you know, he's really,
really trying to get it exactly right so that, you know, there's this line.
It went over the first baseman's head and rose.
It went over the first baseman's head and rose meticulously along a straight line, and it was still rising when it cleared the fence.
The trajectory seemed qualitatively different from anything anyone else might hit.
For me, Williams is the classic ball player of the game on a hot August weekday before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill.
And when you see, when you look at the draft, you know, it's the, it went over the first baseman's head and rose.
Originally, it was just and rose along a straight line.
And then he made it rose slowly along a straight line.
But then it's not slowly, it's meticulously along a straight line.
And I mean, there's just kind of constant emendation, refining, you know, getting it right because these marginal differences really matter.
And it's those marginal differences that are the difference between a pop-up, between a long fly, and between a home run.
And Updike really understood that, and so did Williams.
The afternoon grew so glowering that in the sixth inning, the arc lights were turned on.
Always a wan sight in the daytime, like the burning lights of a funeral procession.
Aided by the gloom, Fisher was slicing through the Sox rookies, and Williams did not come to bat in the seventh.
He was second up in the eighth.
This was almost certainly his last time to come to the plate in Fenway Park.
And instead of merely cheering, as we had his three previous appearances, we stood.
All of us.
Stood and applauded.
Have you ever heard applause in a ballpark?
Just applause.
No calling, no whistling, just an ocean of hand claps, minute after minute, burst after burst, crowding and running together in continuous succession like the pushes of surf at the edge of the sand.
It was a somber and considered tumult.
There was not a boo in it.
Understand that we were a crowd of rational people.
We knew that a home run cannot be produced at will.
The right pitch must be perfectly met, and luck must ride with the ball.
Three innings before, we had seen a brave effort fail.
The air was soggy, the season was exhausted.
Nevertheless, there will always lurk around a corner in a pocket of our knowledge of the odds an indefensible hope.
And this was one of the times which you now and then find in sports, when a density of expectation hangs in the air and plucks an event out of the future.
Fisher, after his unsettling weight, was wide with the first pitch.
He put the second one over, and Williams swung mightily and missed.
The crowd crowd grunted, seeing that classic swing, so long, smooth, quick, exposed naked in its failure.
Fisher threw the third time.
Williams swung again, and there it was.
The ball climbed on a diagonal line into the vast volume of air over center field.
From my angle, behind third base, the ball seemed less an object in flight than the tip of a towering, motionless construct, like the Eiffel Tower or the Tappansey Bridge.
It was in the books while it was still in the sky.
Brandt ran back to the deepest corner of the outfield grass.
The ball descended beyond his reach and struck in the crotch where the bullpin met the wall, bounced chunkily, and, as far as I could see,
vanished.
Like a feather feather caught in a vortex, Williams ran out the square of bases at the center of our beseeching screaming.
He ran as he always ran out home runs, hurriedly, unsmiling, head down, as if our praise were a storm of rain to get out of.
He didn't tip his cap.
Though we thumped, wept, and chanted, we want Ted for minutes after he hid in the dugout, He did not come back.
Our noise for some seconds passed beyond excitement into a kind of immense open anguish, a wailing, a cry to be saved.
But immortality is non-transferable.
The paper said that the other players and even the umpires on the field begged him to come out and acknowledge us in some way.
He never had, and he did not now.
Gods do not answer letters.
I just love that line.
Gods do not answer letters.
His editor on this piece was William Sean.
He said it was the best thing that they'd ever published in the magazine about baseball, although Updike sort of made a quip that that wasn't saying much because they didn't really,
the previous editor, Harold Ross, had not liked baseball among many other things.
But William Sean did.
And,
you know, there weren't a lot of
sports writers writing like this.
In some ways, he really kind of
set the bar for great writing about sports.
It's not really sports writing, right?
It's great writing that happens to be about sports.
It happens to be about a great human being who is playing a great game.
On the car radio, as I drove home, I heard that Williams had decided not to accompany the team to New York.
So he knew how to do even that.
The hardest thing.
Quit.
Excerpts from Hub Fans Bid Kid Ado by John Updike were read for us by Brian Moribito.
And we heard from staff writer Louisa Thomas, who writes our column, The Sporting Scene.
You can find Updike's story at NewYorker.com.
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But he'll be best remembered for the musical Annie, the gateway drug to Broadway for generations of kids.
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One of the last interviews he gave was to our producer Jeffrey Masters, who went to see Strauss at his home in Manhattan back in 2023.
I'm going to record if that's okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to fuck my floor in.
The scene in his apartment, you know, it was a lot.
It was chaotic.
He's currently going through his archives, just the boxes and boxes completely covering the floors, and he's doing this in order to donate them to the Library of Congress.
Yeah, I guess the Library of Congress, which collects life itself, yeah, they asked me.
I mean, I wouldn't ask to do this.
But in this box,
here, tell me, we found, oh my god, so heavy,
but there's this record from All in the Family.
I wrote it.
Oh, right, the theme song for the show.
Norman Lear
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brought up the fact that when I was a kid, we all used to sit around, and my mother used to play, and so that's how I wrote it.
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Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days, and you knew when you
that she made up herself girls were girls and men were men mr we could use the
herbert who for again
but the song itself as did the program became very uh very successful
yeah and you know there's this huge framed picture of jay-z
and the framed cd and cassette tape from um the album that says volume to hard knock life.
Oh, it says from 1998-Z.
There he is.
He was surrounded by
bodyguards and
all kinds of
people.
There was finally one point in my life where
we got together and sat and talked.
Oh, because he also produced the most recent anime movie remake from 2014.
I do remember I kind of won his heart in a way when I said, you got to bring your wife with you.
You know,
I was being kind of snotty and
he must have told her that.
Beyonce?
Yeah, it was a nice relationship.
But most of the time,
he was beyond such a small personage as me.
You know, in one of the boxes,
where is it?
We found a letter from Stephen Sondheim.
And there's a funny part to it.
Do you mind if I read it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is dated July 22nd, 2008.
And he says, congratulations on your memoir that was just published.
And then he says, quote, I bought a copy yesterday and naturally immediately looked up references to myself.
And then he supplies two corrections for you in case there are any future reprintings, he says.
Was that kind of thing in character for him?
Stephen and I were friendly enemies.
He didn't like me much.
I didn't like him less.
But on the other hand,
I respected him a lot.
Stephen and I knew each other so long
that
I stood in danger of invading his territory.
But even that was not,
we came into two different worlds.
But we were very old friends.
He was my oldest friend in
the theater.
Maybe far away
or maybe real nearby.
I mean, right now, she, Annie,
is like surrounding us, right?
There's posters on the walls and pillows, but also in this box, it's Annie stationery and letterheads.
Also, there's the Annie cookie jar on the shelf and this Annie piggy bank
with her big
song, Tomorrow.
When you originally wrote it, did you think that you'd struck gold?
I didn't think.
I thought that was a disposable
item
that we needed necessary to keep the curtain up or down.
But so many songs in musicals go through that
emotion.
You know,
if a guy is a good theater composer, he learns to kind of think with
two
voices, so to speak.
One is, I love you, my darling.
The other is, I love you, my darling, but keep it going, that song, because we have to bring in the detective soon.
I would say tomorrow falls into that category.
I needed some time.
It's usually always that way when you're writing for the theater.
The book writer most usually says he needs a song there, or you yourself rather than here's my symphony to the stars.
And so you originally thought that that song was disposable, as you said.
Now in hindsight now, like what do you think it is that makes that song so great?
I don't know.
I mean maybe I do know.
Maybe I'm being modest.
I do think I'm talented.
I think I write a song.
And I wanted to please
the audience.
I didn't know that it was going to be so big.
And so I'm very proud if it made its mark.
I think that tomorrow, with it, there's this beautiful simplicity to it, where you can hear it and then almost sing along with it during each reprise.
That's what a popular song should do.
It should sound as though it was always there.
But it never was until you thought of it.
And I think tomorrow came to to me that way.
It's a complicated melody.
I'm looking at posters on my
and there are a lot of songs I've written that have not been
classics like that.
I mean, I think that like fortunately and unfortunately, when a song gets as big as tomorrow has gotten and has remained, it gets bigger than you, right?
Your name in many ways is no longer associated with it.
Has that bothered you in your career?
Not if I hear this song.
No, not really.
I mean, I never got what
Lenny himself did.
Irving Berlin did.
No, I never had that luxury.
And here's another Charles Strauss song.
I never had that kind of reputation.
It's a funny thing about composing.
It comes from
your heart in a way, but it really comes from
nowhere.
It's God-given.
I would think that's a God-given gift that I've been fortunate enough to
get.
I'm getting old, you know, look how I'm walking.
I don't play too well now.
the sun will come out
tomorrow
bet you bought a dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun
just thinking about
tomorrow
clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
till there's none
when I'm stuck with a day
that's grey
and lonely.
I just stick out my chin
and grin
and say,
Whoa,
this is about
tomorrow.
So you've got hang on till tomorrow.
Come what may
tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
The late Charles Strauss, who died earlier this month.
He spoke with Jeffrey Masters in 2023.
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