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Speaker 1 Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator.
He's been on the show before, and there's nobody quite like him. He's kind of, he's America's little brother.
I think that's who he is. And

Speaker 1 I'm grateful today to get to spend time with my friend,

Speaker 1 Sketch.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Let's do our best here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a lot's happened since you were since you and I hung out, man. Yeah, it's been a bit of roller coaster.
You were just over at Ole Miss, I saw.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've been trying to do like a college tour where I go around, kind of do tailgates, and then like stream from the field. I'm trying to like,

Speaker 1 I mean, I just kind of like watching college football. So just trying to make it the job pretty much.
Like that, that's kind of a,

Speaker 1 but I want to make it like the, like, like how Pat McAfee just like does whatever on ESPN, but just do that for my job. I don't know.
I'm in the middle of like a, of

Speaker 1 just trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah.
It's got to, sometimes it's hard to think about long term.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I think, I know, like, we were, last time we kind of talked, like, Edna, like a lot or whatever, it had been, you've been thinking about getting in a streaming, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I think you were kind of like trying to figure out what that was going to be like. Has that been a good experience overall?

Speaker 1 It's been a good experience. It's just like streaming, it's like so like instant gratification.
So it like can be like, I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point.

Speaker 1 Like, cause like people, you just sit there and like

Speaker 1 kind of like.

Speaker 1 You're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of like viewers and stuff like that. And like, that's like the only downside.
Besides that, it's a fun job.

Speaker 1 I really do whatever, whatever. So, when people ask me, like, they asked me on a TV show, they're like, What do you, what do you do? I was like, Um, I

Speaker 1 just hang out with my friends pretty much and just stream it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what are some things that we don't even recognize that streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like, what are some things like, um,

Speaker 1 like, does your back hurt after it? Are there things where like, uh, it's uh, it's dude, it's smelling like shit. And then when people come up to you why are you streaming in uh outdoors?

Speaker 1 No, you well you just start smelling you like you just get pit smell, you get like bad breath smell from talking all the time and then people come up to you and it's like oh I try to I try to keep my arms like this.

Speaker 1 The tighter I am, the probably the more I smell, the more I

Speaker 1 smell. And what I you can't refute smelling bad on the internet.
You can't? I don't know. What do you mean by that? I don't understand you can't refute it.

Speaker 1 If someone says that you smell bad or if there's a clip of you getting, say, someone going like,

Speaker 1 do your breath, like doing that,

Speaker 1 everyone's going to think you have bad breath for probably the rest of your life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dude, my friend,

Speaker 1 his breath was just disgusting, dude. And he knew it, and he liked it.

Speaker 1 He liked it having bad breath? He liked it, huh? He'd be like, you want this shit smoke? And he'd just

Speaker 1 breathe right on you. He'd come up behind you, like on the edge of you, and

Speaker 1 just hit you with some. Oh, so like a shit storm almost.
Yeah, he was just like a little duty sniper, kind of. No, duty sniper.
Yeah, he would just fucking blast you out with it.

Speaker 1 And his girl duty ended up dating a girl that had bad breath. And it was like, fuck, they loved that shit.

Speaker 1 It was like, boy, if I probably had acquired taste thing. I think once you go there, it's like,

Speaker 1 and somebody else meets you. I bet it's nice to, first of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks so people don't come and bother you all the time.

Speaker 1 If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone, dude. It is, it is, that's it, but that's probably one of the positives.
If you don't like being talked to,

Speaker 1 and then three, if you have, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each other's fucking faces like a couple little fucking rabid little shit ponies or whatever, I bet that shit's hype.

Speaker 1 The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is I would eat uh wasabi peas right before bed and I wouldn't drink any water and it would like kind of collect over here.

Speaker 1 And then in the morning, in I gave her a kiss, and

Speaker 1 that was the first time I've seen a look of rancid, a rancid look of

Speaker 1 smell from her.

Speaker 1 I almost, I almost gave her the ick. That's that oral Iwo Gima you hit her with, huh? It is.
It's scary, though.

Speaker 1 That's the one things that you can't, you can't have bad breath, or you're, it's, it will ruin,

Speaker 1 like for me, for me, if you've like yeah you blew poop breath in my face i wouldn't be able to get over it for a while i dated a girl who breath smelled like ham a little bit like or a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham so you'd be around her and every now and then you get a hit of ham she probably has like a like a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then just rocks it for the rest of the day I don't know.

Speaker 1 She didn't seem like a big breakfast eater, but I just, there was always this faint sense of ham. And there were moments where I liked it, like if we were outdoors and stuff.

Speaker 1 But if I was at a movie and like every like seven or eight minutes you just smell a little bit of ham it would just make me just I don't know

Speaker 1 it bummed me out and you can't say to somebody hey your

Speaker 1 breath smells like ham you need to fix this yeah because then they're like oh you're crazy dude do I look like a prison person with these no I do like the I do like the the revealing of the ankles.

Speaker 1 It looks like you should almost have like a ankle bracelet on or something. Ooh, I got to get one.
We should get friendship bracelets. I got to get some like that.

Speaker 1 You gotta get something on your ankle. I noticed your swag is up, dude.
You chained out, huh? Yeah, I went to Johnny Dang one time. How much was that?

Speaker 1 This one was 30. Oh, it's beautiful.
Yeah, but I was doing it in celebration. I'm from Houston, so everyone have, it's like a thing to do there.
Yeah, you got to do it. It's part of the culture.

Speaker 1 Would you ever, what's like you, would you ever buy jewelry? No, I bought these glasses or I paid for two payers.

Speaker 1 They said it was get one free, but uh what's like your biggest thing you indulge on then?

Speaker 1 Probably do you collect anything?

Speaker 1 No, man. I got to get some good hobbies, dude.
I got to get some good stuff popping.

Speaker 1 I've been going to a lot of football games, too. That's been like my new hobby.
It is. It's fun.
It's so much fun, dude. Did you get to see Lane Kiffen down there? I wanted to.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to go disturb him, but he DM'd me afterwards, like, you should have said what's up. And I was like...
I figured you were busy, dude.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm not going to go put a camera up at the coach's face. Bro, Lane is like, he's one of a kind.

Speaker 1 Dude, I feel like he might have tried to set me up on a date with his ex-wife dude really is she good is she good looking yeah she's she's really good looking well and and you're not you're not dating diego pavio's mom right yeah no they it just never got set up really i feel like i've tried to make myself available you know i just don't know um

Speaker 1 just can't get a clear answer from her yeah you know and also he and i are friends i don't want to upset the friendship i don't want to like sit him down and have a talk with him you know like clean your room you know what i'm saying like I don't even know.

Speaker 1 That would be a little wild. But yeah, so, so it's like, you know, I don't want to press the issue.
She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends, you know? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I just saw it at TikTok, so I figured.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 you're dating around or what do you do? What do you, what do you do? You just, yeah, 2025. I've been looking for love.
It was supposed to be 2021.

Speaker 1 I was supposed to find a wife this year, but it hasn't happened. What's your dude? I think Lane was trying to set me up with his freaking ex-wife.
Dude, he put us in a group chat, right?

Speaker 1 And then he's like, I'll leave you two alone. And he left the group chat.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 For real.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the sip. Did it work?

Speaker 1 Mississippi ladies are nice. Oh, she's a Florida girl, actually.
I do know that. There she is right there.
Beautiful lady. Layla.

Speaker 1 Look at Lane, dude. God,

Speaker 1 he looks like he used to own a horse or something.

Speaker 1 Did you shoot a shot?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't because I can't really tell what's going on. So I'm going gonna check in and see what's up but

Speaker 1 yeah that was just a crazy thing he's like i'll leave you two alone and then he exited it's like like homer simpson just fading into the bush fading into the bush and left you left you there to yeah try to find marriage you

Speaker 1 don't get on any apps i'm not on the apps you on them um no i got a girlfriend oh you got a girlfriend yeah We live together. It's pretty.

Speaker 1 What? Yes. Dude, when I saw you last time, you were barely drinking enough water.
Remember, your kidneys were bad. Yeah, but it's still, my kidneys still suck.

Speaker 1 It's because you're not drinking any water. I'm drinking water now.
I'm trying to. I've been drinking less.
I've been drinking less. Less water? No, less alcohol.
Oh, good. More water.

Speaker 1 Dude, remember when I saw you in Florida, you were just like kind of glitching by the curtains the last time I saw you. And it was, I was like, get that guy a cup of water.

Speaker 1 You got to, you got to, you got to keep filling that bubble. I know, once I start feeling a pain in my kidney, it feels like a kidney stone.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're going to roll dice out of that bitch one of these days. Yeah, you're going to hopefully roll a lucky seven or something.
something

Speaker 1 i feel like it's this thing's gonna

Speaker 1 i don't know i i only got one kitty so i got to take care of it yeah because that's what that's what i'm saying you down to that one bubbler homie you got to you have to stay hydrated dude imagine if you saw a fish tank right and there's an inch of water in it and the fish are trying to live in there

Speaker 1 That's pretty much what's going on because every time I pee, it's really hot and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and they release...

Speaker 1 I just don't go to the doctor a lot. do you do you do you do that I want some you can go online you can be you can get on there easy like hey

Speaker 1 tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener at the same time

Speaker 1 bro they'll do so is your kidney your wiener is that the same doctor is that different doctor she's like these days it's all in one dude you can go to a dude who will fucking prescribe you he'll they'll email you a fucking quart of blood they'll email you uh a little bit of trt a pack of fucking breath men's they'll fucking handle it all they got it all handled dude it's a one-stop shop i was I was in Mexico, and you could, you could get like,

Speaker 1 what's the HG8? Is it HGH? The health is health growing hormone where you get jacked or whatever? You can get that. You can just get it.
You can just get it. Oh, yeah.
Oh, there's a cream now, too.

Speaker 1 They'll rub it on you. Have you tried it before? HGH, no.
I've never, I can't try because I have one kitty, so I'll just be

Speaker 1 skinny fat for the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 I like kind of like just have this awkward build. Yeah, but it's a solid build, I think.

Speaker 1 One thing that gets me is my nipples are kind of like off-centered because I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So, right now, it's like I'm a little lopsided.
That or I have scoliosis?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Remember, scull did they ever check at your for scoliosis at your school? Yeah, they checked for that a little bit more.
Oh, really? No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like, that's not scoliosis.
This guy's a pedophile.

Speaker 1 That's not scoliosis at all, dude. If some guy's rubbing his crotch while you're like while you're raising,

Speaker 1 he's doing one of these.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it could get

Speaker 1 sometimes a doctor,

Speaker 1 they walk the line between

Speaker 1 being creepy and

Speaker 1 well, not creepy, but oh, definitely, dude. It's

Speaker 1 scary out there, dude. I remember one, we used to have one in our town, and he'd be like, he'd hold your penis while you coughed or whatever, and he wouldn't even report anything back to you.

Speaker 1 That's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts. Is he really?

Speaker 1 Was he just grabbing straight dong? Yeah, dude. He just grabbed him to Twinkie? Yeah, dude, grabbing the nuts is crazy.
Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what?

Speaker 1 If you're, if you're with a dog? I'm pretty sure. I don't know what's supposed to come down, but I think something from your intestines like comes to your sack and it moves.
Oh.

Speaker 1 If somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze, I'll fucking punch them. I feel like that's like a trend, though, that they don't do anymore.

Speaker 1 I feel like you have to go to school and they don't,

Speaker 1 you used to have to do that to go to school.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude, when I I was a kid, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere, they'd fucking polish your asshole, they would fucking hold onto your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet backwards.

Speaker 1 They had to fucking they would rub both of these parts of your under your

Speaker 1 until there were lumps. I'm like, there's nothing there, and they would rub them for like 30 seconds as hard as fuck, and then just do all this, and then there would be shit there.
And then

Speaker 1 all those lumps, every time someone tells you about those lumps, it always just makes you schizophrenic because there's all, it always, you're like, I can't tell if this is a lump or not this one says using both hands gently roll each testicle between your thumbs and fingers oh my god so it'll be like this is like you're shopping for avocados be like money manzel what right here look yeah maybe you look at a little little johnny manzel with the with the testes maybe that's what he's maybe that's what manzel's doing clip that and send that to johnny bro watch this in 20 years he's going to be doing testicular cancer like how to check for testicular cancer is that what he's checking for and he's going to be doing this yeah do they i didn't know that i thought it it was like for,

Speaker 1 I don't know what it was. Oh, that's it, dude.

Speaker 1 He's got a two on two nuts. Don't forget.
That's exactly.

Speaker 1 Money Manzill.

Speaker 1 Dr. Manzel.

Speaker 1 He's great, man. I saw him down at

Speaker 1 the Vandy game, right? At Vandiver versus Alabama. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to Alabama next weekend. You are? Yeah.
Have you been there to see a game? I've been in the facilities, or not the facility. I've been around Tuscaloosa.

Speaker 1 I haven't been to a game yet, though. Oh, dude.

Speaker 1 that place is unbelievable to see a game. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of great places. Neeland is probably the,

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 where's Nee? What is Neeland? That's Go Valls, University of Tennessee. Are you a Vols fan or a Vanderbilt fan? I'm both.
Or you're a Jersey slut.

Speaker 1 They're calling me a Jersey slut right now, but I'm just trying to get free beers at the tails of gates. Why are you just showing up to every team?

Speaker 1 I rock home team everywhere I go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I didn't graduate college. Everyone in the comments like, oh, you graduated from, he went to Mississippi State.
It's like, I went to four schools and I got no degrees.

Speaker 1 So it's not like I have a sense of accomplishment at any of these places. Of course.

Speaker 1 And the crazy thing is, some of these fan bases, they're like, there's people in the stands, like literally trying to overdose so their teams will win. They're like, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 If we get to fucking, if they get it in the end zone, I'm hitting that Narcan, you know, it's like, dude. It's a lot better than the NFL though.
Oh, the NFL.

Speaker 1 It's so much, it's so much funner. Yeah.
Like the vibe of it. Oh, college.
That was the best. I remember I was when I was at Ole Miss, some kid just knows some grown adult.

Speaker 1 Just I was on the sideline, just gave me a beer. At Ole Miss

Speaker 1 at university, possibly. I don't.
Right. Did we say that? Yeah, I don't know.
Dude, I'm going to Ole Miss this weekend for a game. You are? Yeah.
What the fuck? Which game? Uh, Ole Miss for Florida.

Speaker 1 Oh, what game? Are you going for the night game?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn. It's going to be sick.

Speaker 1 I want to go to that game so bad.

Speaker 1 You know the lore, right?

Speaker 1 The lore? No, the lore about all that.

Speaker 1 They want Kiffin there and all that shit.

Speaker 1 Well, Florida, all the Florida fans, I think that they're going to get Lane Kiffin. Oh, you think they're going to be cheering, like, trying to.

Speaker 1 Well, the old Miss fans want to beat the shit out of Florida because they don't want Lane Kiffer to leave. That's a good point.
I didn't realize that's going to be the hype there.

Speaker 1 That's probably the best job in the world right now is to be a college football coach that gets fired. It's not going to be Lane Kiffin, but like, what was it? Brian Kelly got fired.

Speaker 1 He got like $60 billion.

Speaker 1 Dude, yeah, that's, bro, we gotta get fucking fired. We should start a football team.
Oh,

Speaker 1 yes.

Speaker 1 We think we could start with like a minor league team and work our way up.

Speaker 1 What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe? The Rattlers is kind of raw. That was my little league baseball team name.
Uh-uh. I swear.
Wow. We were the baby cats.
The baby cats. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's scary.

Speaker 1 Oh, we were horrible dude we had one kid had the worst asthma we had to just and you couldn't put him in the sunlight because it activated it and so we'd have to like we had to adjust the way the field was shaped so he could play a little the whole thing was like what the we had we had a kid kind of like that but it was more of like a kid that was almost like howie from bench warners like where like he could really be in the sun yeah like always had to wear long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that there's i swear there's one on every little league team yeah there's

Speaker 1 what is this Oh, that Tally.

Speaker 1 That's him. That's right there.
That's Nick Swartzen right there. Played him.
Nick Swartzon's the best. Oh, that's...

Speaker 1 What? I just realized that. What's Nick Swartzon right there?

Speaker 1 Legendary role. Oh.

Speaker 1 Do any kids ever try to press you on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no? It's been chilling. Oh, no, they've always been chill because I wear the home jersey.

Speaker 1 That's why, yeah, you got to play into the favoritism.

Speaker 1 So I haven't been pressed, but there's not really a reason to press. I'm just bouncing around.
And if someone asked for a picture, I just go, can I get a beer?

Speaker 1 I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of, it's a lot of people coming up to you. And are you having any water too? Are you just having beer mostly? A little bit.

Speaker 1 I usually do it until I get heartburn. You drink it until you get heartburn? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I got heartburn right now.

Speaker 1 I got here at 9. I couldn't check into a hotel until 4.
And I'm on Broadway. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 But two years years ago i said dude start drinking water i've been drinking water it's the it's the yeah it's the it's right here it feels like i got shot in the stomach i swear it's in my since i got my appendix removed damn that's not i think that's not a conspiracy it's but that's why i don't go to the doctors half the they say is bullshit dude of course dude all you need is tick tock and a fucking good attitude and a cash app account and you can fucking take care of yourself these days dude you did okay this is like a true story.

Speaker 1 Okay, but like, this is this is like ever since you like help people call me a lesbian

Speaker 1 or whatever, like because of your looks or whatever, yes, because

Speaker 1 sometimes too. Some lady the other day said, Is that a wig on your head?

Speaker 1 But but the doctor made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney in the way my face looked and assumed and told my parents that I was like, there was a high percentage chance that I was Down syndrome.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What do you mean, yeah? I'm just saying. Like, because the, because the, like, because the, the, the lookers, because the

Speaker 1 someone said it's because, like, my, my eyes.

Speaker 1 No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes of like a like almond eyes.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I forgot. You do have.
Well, I just got to show you my baby picture. But that's why I don't believe half the shit that they say.
And then when I went to, I don't know.

Speaker 1 If your eyes got that nut shape on them, that's a lot of the signature. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Other than I got one time, I got my appendix removed, and I'm not not kidding you to test to see if they would what like i had pain they told me to jump

Speaker 1 when i had appendicitis and they probably laughed huh i jumped and i like was like almost myself i was in so much pain

Speaker 1 and where'd you get your appendix removed who removed it almost was it a sanctioned place it was a sanctioned place It was pretty great, except for I didn't know until after that they put a cather in.

Speaker 1 I guess that's... They put a catherine.
That's a fucking pervert. Because they go, I don't want somebody looking up my wiener.
I'll tell you what's up there. I've looked up there.
Nothing, buddy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they have to have like a use of a really small needle to really get in there.

Speaker 1 But you, dude, if you're not drinking water, that's why they're doing all that shit, dude, because you're not drinking any water.

Speaker 1 The human body's 95% water. And you're out here fucking drinking Miller Light and Kool-Aid and shit? That's because it's a weekend.
You're out here drinking fucking...

Speaker 1 It's been two years since I've seen you have the same problem, dude.

Speaker 1 You bring me to Nashville. You're out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day?

Speaker 1 And you said you'd go to Hotel One

Speaker 1 on Broadway. It's awesome.
And what is there to do? There is just a like. It looks like so an invasion of

Speaker 1 bachelorette parties.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. You'll see some thick and boots, baby.
A lot of thicken boots. I know they're ready to march for something.
March our party.

Speaker 1 Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business in the hood, dude. Yes.
Was that tough? Was that a tough moment?

Speaker 1 don't i didn't think i was in the hood we

Speaker 1 so the background of story for that was i was going to play i was at russell westbrook's old high school and i uh was going to

Speaker 1 i was going to uh

Speaker 1 i was going to buy basketball shoes because i had a basketball game and one of my mods met me there and was like hey can can you buy me these shoes so i bought his kid shoes i walk out and this guy like it could goes like

Speaker 1 you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what?

Speaker 1 Then I was like, he's like, you're in a wrong hood. And I saw he was kind of fat.
So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll push.
I'll push back.

Speaker 1 So I said, what? What did I say?

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 1 Wait, show, wait, say that again, show him. I said, you're in the trenches right now, bro.
You need to hurry up and get out of here.

Speaker 1 I expect you to see you.

Speaker 1 Why you don't give a fuck? I could.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, I got him on camera, so in case we got shot.

Speaker 1 What kind of vehicle are you getting? Are you part of a funeral procession? No, it's Uber.

Speaker 1 I got into the Uber Black because it was just like...

Speaker 1 It was a vent that someone else threw. So

Speaker 1 they got the car for that. Look at you getting in there like it's a funeral.
Like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these new shoes because, you know, Danny died or whatever.

Speaker 1 I was honestly scared I was going to get shot in the back there. I was like, please, please step on it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that dude was pressing you. That didn't seem like a real guy.
Go back to that guy.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 he was more joking

Speaker 1 back

Speaker 1 hindsight because he had his phone out too. So I knew he wasn't really pressing.

Speaker 1 Look, he hasn't even been in the sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin.
I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in the sun, and neither do other Mexican people. That is true.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Bring up some really pale Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay, first of all.
They're actually, I think,

Speaker 1 I think half of, I think there's like a, like, it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale. No, but those are some of the women.

Speaker 1 You have to keep the sun off of some of them because they get pregnant and it can damage the child. Is that true? Or you just make that up? Bro, you.

Speaker 1 You ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun?

Speaker 1 Like on the side of the road or whatever? No way. That is true.
That is true. I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time,

Speaker 1 but I also just, you know, hang out at the the club.

Speaker 1 So, thank God, right? Well,

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Speaker 1 What, yeah, I'm trying to think of what else has been going on, dude. Oh,

Speaker 1 I saw that

Speaker 1 you stream a lot with Jinxy and Keso, huh? Yeah, those are my boys. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you could get Queso, that'd be sick. Is he a neat guy? He's awesome.
Yeah. He just doesn't like to fly, and he never leaves the state of Arkansas.
Ooh, I love Arkansas. That's where he lives at?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 he's really cool. And so is Jinxie.
Jinxy's like the realest person I've met in all of content. Like, we still

Speaker 1 talk all the time.

Speaker 1 Um, because that was really, you guys really popped off together, huh? Well, he, he found me at like

Speaker 1 around a thousand viewers, and then like when I was with him, we'd get to like, I'd get to ten

Speaker 1 when I was when he was streaming, he'd get like it was like a times where you'd have a hundred thousand people, no way.

Speaker 1 So, we would be like, me and Jinxy be streaming together, and like on his account, he'd have more viewers than like Thursday Night Football, like on Prime, because it's on Prime. And i was like

Speaker 1 that's that's kind of what made us blow up what's up dude but uh dude but having fun like just being like that with your friends and having fun it's so much fun huh it is pretty sick it is it is a dream job like i don't i i don't i don't know

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 i feel like your job is like way harder like being a comedian like you have to write you have to plan you have to practice and stuff like that like stream you can just go on and kind of like

Speaker 1 and then but what are the side effects of streaming? Like, do you feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are some things you said?

Speaker 1 Dehydration is one of the products of it, bad breath. That's one of them.
But another one would probably be like, you kind of get like disassociate, maybe

Speaker 1 disassociative. Like, you see, like some views on the clips, you're like, you don't realize until you go in the real world and people like, oh, like, oh, I saw you here.

Speaker 1 Or like, I saw, saw, saw you there. Like, I, I, uh,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I was riding my bicycle today, and someone just came up and like, what are you doing here? I was like,

Speaker 1 filming you, yeah, yeah, I think stuff like that's kind of strange. I think, but it's almost like I thought about this the other day.
There's so much content out there that,

Speaker 1 like, I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like, what did you ask? Like, the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I have peacock brain. No worries.
Uh, no, no, no. Yeah, what are some things that we don't see like about streaming that's tough?

Speaker 1 Like, cause there's a lot of people, like, I want to stream, you know, I want to be like a, um,

Speaker 1 you know, I want to be the next Foozie or whatever, R.I.P. But it's like Foozy's not dead.

Speaker 1 Fouzi's not dead? No, he's reincarnated. You're lying.
He's jacked now. Sorry to laugh.

Speaker 1 I thought he was rip, homie. Dang.
No, if maybe you're thinking about...

Speaker 1 No, this is him he's jacked oh my god he's alive i don't care if he's jacked

Speaker 1 dude that's the problem with young people today they're like they don't even care if somebody's alive or that like he's jacked i always knew he was alive though

Speaker 1 he's thriving he's he's doing better that's not montel williams what is on your algorithm i would pay on rip

Speaker 1 on rip dog on rip him on rip foozy homie i didn't know i knew there was a couple times he died at a mall he'd like something happened i knew there was yeah somebody said he died near near like a Build-A-Bear, like near a bed bath in Beyond a Bear or something.

Speaker 1 Has anyone ever started? A lot of the stores are merging now. You know, there's a bed bath in Beyond a Bear.
I'm like, what the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 1 That is a good idea, though, because then you just converge. Like, it's like TV.
Same five people own everything. Yeah, there's like a bed bath in Beyond a Baskin Robbins now, dude.

Speaker 1 And you're like, this is a fucking, but you go in there. It's just a Build-A-Bear with sprinkles on it.
It's nice, though.

Speaker 1 It's like you go to go to Target, you can get to go to CVS, and you can go to starbucks or something yeah all in one dude you can go in there you can roller skate you can eat uh some uh

Speaker 1 eventually weed's gonna be illegal everywhere and i feel like it's gonna be in cvs and every place is gonna smell like weed you think so but dude how weird is it gonna be like oh look at these motherfuckers look at these po motherfuckers smoking that cvs joint you over there hit you dude that would be me i'd be in the fucking parking lot

Speaker 1 i'm in a walgreens joint with my wife dude

Speaker 1 i guess it's probably i don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed but it's got to be cheap, dude. Look at the people that sell it, dude, when you think about it.

Speaker 1 Like when you're growing up, the people that sold it, bro.

Speaker 1 I had some good, I had some good plugs.

Speaker 1 You did? Yeah, they were, they were actually like. We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood.

Speaker 1 I had a lady that would pull up and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you. And she drop off the menu with whatever you wanted.
And it like she had her thing fully branded.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's Houston, though. That's some Houston shit.
That's Houston shit. Ooh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for a second.
Look at these. Is this a blind test?

Speaker 1 Yeah, to see if you can do it or not.

Speaker 1 I feel like Alan from the Hangover.

Speaker 1 How far can you see? I can't see at all. Well, my vision was still ass, but I could see pretty...

Speaker 1 You look like a three-blind mice. You look like...

Speaker 1 You look like a... Oh, you look cool, dude.
You're trying to be cool and blind. Don't be that fucking dude.
I'm trying to sit sit back. Do you want me to sit back like that?

Speaker 1 Dude, nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude.

Speaker 1 He's trying to post up like he's not blind or whatever.

Speaker 1 That is what...

Speaker 1 That's what you're doing, dude.

Speaker 1 If I had the money and I was blind, I would 100% pimp out a cane or something, yeah?

Speaker 1 Would you have a CNI dog? I'd have four CNI dogs, dude. I'd be like that.
Oh, like the dog that gets, oh, like in the Iditter rod, that race, you know? Yeah, I would have the Alaska.

Speaker 1 We'd be like, damn, this motherfucker's seeing for miles. Bro, I'd have five fucking C and I dogs.
Two of them would be cane Corsos, and one of them would be a cocaine Corso.

Speaker 1 You probably haul ass on those things, they're pretty fast. I'd be so fucking blind, I'd be a fucking boss.

Speaker 1 They'd be like, I don't even need to see motherfucker. That's how dope I am.

Speaker 1 If you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be?

Speaker 1 Probably eating pussy.

Speaker 1 Wait, what was the question?

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Well, if you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of, I don't know, is that taste or smell or

Speaker 1 feeling? That's that's like three senses you knocked out right there. Look, you need a lot of them to do it like I do it.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Oh, you got a

Speaker 1 Cornerville Cruise buffet over there, huh? No, I'll just joke.

Speaker 1 I have no idea, dude. I would probably lose.

Speaker 1 Well, let me see. First of all, wait, so do you

Speaker 1 do you actually you

Speaker 1 you get in there do i do oral sex or whatever oh well don't you

Speaker 1 you frame it like that

Speaker 1 you eat ass oh whoa dude bro you're you're you're fishing in the same spot what do you mean bro i mean i've had a little but i what do you mean like i accidentally like

Speaker 1 what the hell bro be calm down you brought it up don't be the cool blind dude i'm not the cool blind dude you put on glasses, immediately talked about eating psychiatry. No, I did.
Yes,

Speaker 1 you're trying to out aura farm me. No, I'm not oral farming, dude.
No, I'm not. It's not oral farming.

Speaker 1 It's aura farming. Whatever.
It's a good thing. Bro, whatever.
It's like when someone thirst straps you. Sorry for interrupting you.
Bet type shit, homie. No, you're good.

Speaker 1 You fucking with the motion. Oh, we're good.
I'm just kidding. Get the TikTok.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the internet. I've never seen it, but I will say this, dude.
I just want us to both be... I don't want you to be the cool blind guy.
I'm not the cool blind guy. You look at you right now.

Speaker 1 Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy. I can't see myself.
Do I look pimp? But, dude, they're... Did I pull up the Dave's heart chicken? You think they're letting me skip the line?

Speaker 1 All I can see is myself, homie. That's where your energy's at right now.

Speaker 1 That's why you wear sunglasses inside. There's power in that.
Yeah. Dude, these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you.
I don't know if I'll take them off.

Speaker 1 What else can we talk about? Oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that? Oh, it was awesome.
I just went to war with a lady,

Speaker 1 Johnny Mansell's ex-wife. Oh, was that Johnny? Was Johnny Manzel on that one? No, it was Johnny Manzel's ex-wife.
And that was like the... Was it his ex-wife? Yeah, her name's Brie Tessie.

Speaker 1 She does like a Netflix show.

Speaker 1 Was Brianna Chicken Fry on that one? No, she wasn't. It was like the people that were on this show, it was like Dwight Howard,

Speaker 1 Brie Tessie.

Speaker 1 Who else? Dwight Howard was on the Mark Estee. Was he flirting at all with you, you think, or no?

Speaker 1 I thought the casting was not not by accident.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to read between the lines.

Speaker 1 I saw Dwight Howard and I was like, okay, these motherfuckers know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 Type shit.

Speaker 1 There's one time, like, I was like,

Speaker 1 we're walking around. Dwight said, like, something, he's like, he's like, Sketch, you got nice feet.
And I was like, I was like, Dwight, you don't want to be in this clip.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you know, you do not want to be in this clip. I was like, thank God I did make the cut.

Speaker 1 But it was a great show. It was a great show.
And honestly, all the people that

Speaker 1 I ended up fighting with made this show. So really? I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV.
Zach Justice was there. Yeah.
You know, Zach Justice? Bring up Zach Justice. Let me see.

Speaker 1 I can't remember if I do know him. He's a, he's a YouTuber

Speaker 1 and he's a, he's, he's really into script writing. I love this guy.
He's awesome. That's, that's who I thought it was.
He was, he was, he, he's the best. I don't want.

Speaker 1 Well, I guess they're not.

Speaker 1 He did great on the show. He's the...
I'm not going to say how it ends.

Speaker 1 Every time I see him,

Speaker 1 I just feel like I always want to spend more time around him. He's a great guy.
He is a great guy. He's energetic.

Speaker 1 We're trying to think of a show to do together. Yeah, that'd be a great.
I mean, he's just, yeah. But you guys are so like,

Speaker 1 people love y'all, you know?

Speaker 1 On that show, I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for

Speaker 1 how long was it? For seven days. Was that tough? What was that like? It made me schizophrenic almost.
Not like skit. It wasn't that.
It was like not having your phone was cool.

Speaker 1 You got to like lock into the conversations. But like

Speaker 1 the game in itself, like made you kind of like, cause you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat because the food's like shitty.
And then like, they don't tell you the time of anything.

Speaker 1 So like you're, everything's kind of thrown off. So you could be eating a muffin.
You think it's breakfast and it's 1.15 p.m. Kind of like pretty much.

Speaker 1 But it's like prison. The basis of the show is like, imagine there's 12 people locked in prison.
Yeah. Prize point is a million dollars.

Speaker 1 And then commissary is like high-price things that can upgrade your lifestyle. Okay.

Speaker 1 So that's like the basis of the show. But not having the phone, did that start to tap in at moments where you're like.

Speaker 1 I didn't, I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality TV.
I was locked in and I was like trying to, I was trying to get everyone voted off. That got me voted off like rather fast.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So it was fun. It was fun.
I'm just not good at making alliances.

Speaker 1 Why is that, you think?

Speaker 1 Too much of a talker.

Speaker 1 And too much of too much of an overthinker. And not enough water.
Not enough. It's clearly not enough water.
Bro, you got to fuel that bubbler, homie. You can't bubble if there's no water.

Speaker 1 We were limited to two drinks a night there. And it was one of them water.
They were five grand a piece. Nuh-uh.

Speaker 1 Oh, she had to earn money to buy it. No, it comes out of the prize pot.
So if you want to,

Speaker 1 if you want to relax, you got to, you got to drop 10 G's on the two drinks. Dang, that's what I spent my money on, though.
I respect that.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's not your money until you win. That's how I looked at it.
Yeah, I like that attitude. It's not your money until you win.
Would you ever, you've done reality TV?

Speaker 1 Would you ever do like Survivor? No, I got asked to be on a show. I think it was Mr.
Beast show or something. I didn't go do it.
I don't know. I just have so much, like, I just have too much.

Speaker 1 I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff because I've just been kind of burnt out. I've just been like kind of burnt out.
Burnt out on like doing content and stuff?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just like touring and stuff really took it out of me. Yeah, for so long.

Speaker 1 Traveling can be. Yeah.
I just needed a break, you know, that's what I need.

Speaker 1 But yeah, that's pretty much been it.

Speaker 1 Do you feel better when you're at home? Or

Speaker 1 do you like being on?

Speaker 1 Does being home make you antsy? Like you want to be on the road again? Or how does it for me, it's kind of like that. It's kind of a mix, I guess.

Speaker 1 I think, you know, what's weird is like I attach a lot of my, I think, my self-worth probably to like, if I am in, like.

Speaker 1 I think like if a woman is interested in me or not. Does that make any sense to you? Yeah.
But like in terms of like, like an actual woman right now or like in terms of like your job?

Speaker 1 No, like an actual woman. So I think it's like I start thinking like, oh, I'd like to, you know, I think if I had like a,

Speaker 1 I don't know, it's all weird to say.

Speaker 1 It's like, if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel like it would be more night, like nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 But then since I feel like

Speaker 1 that's not really happening in my life right now, which I'm not trying to, I feel feel like I talk about that all the time. So I feel like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it.

Speaker 1 But so that part of me is then like, oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing really.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like trying to find and trying to, do you try to find like.

Speaker 1 No, just because there's nothing like substantial here right now, let me just go work. Let me just go work.
Yeah, keep your mind off of things.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just because then, but then also that's a little bit of a trap. So, yeah, I think I'm just happy to be.

Speaker 1 at home, let things settle, let things chill. Yeah, and that's the way you can like wrap your mind around

Speaker 1 and I'll meet somebody like yeah,

Speaker 1 and give me a chance to wrap my mind around things and even just to go to like SEC games. It's like I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years.

Speaker 1 It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SEC games this year. Yeah, I'm gonna go to three more before the season's over.
I'll have been to an SEC game

Speaker 1 nine out of 11 weeks. That's insane, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And

Speaker 1 that's like all fun and stuff. Like, what, so like, when you do cool stuff, say, like, you do a big show and like you like, like, you feel like accomplished like who do you usually share like do you

Speaker 1 who do you like share that with like for me like sometimes I like before I had it my girlfriend I like say like if I met like like met someone big and I like I'll be like no way like this just happened like is that is that like something like like in a lady that you're like looking for or like or like or is that something like you don't have or do you want or what like so what do you when you say like share something like say if I had a fun show it is kind of weird sometimes you just get back in your dressroom and you're just there, and it's okay.

Speaker 1 Like, you have, like, my tour manager is great. And, like,

Speaker 1 you know, the other comedians and stuff, that's fun. So we had that bond.
But there are definitely times where it's like, yeah, you get back home and there's no one to ground yourself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's not that. There definitely, you start to miss having some sense of home, right? Yeah.
And then you start to wonder, well, is that going to be something that's in my life?

Speaker 1 You know, and it's not like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could probably find someone, but you want to like, you want it to be a good fit.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work you know and uh

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 you think it's hard to date is it a hard dating pool or do you think you got high standards or do you have like a guard up in terms of like just be with being like a public figure like like you're you're you you it's like harder to trust no i think i'll probably i mean i'll date like kind of just i

Speaker 1 i don't i think i'm good at knowing who to trust kind of yeah and i think i'm good at um

Speaker 1 you know i'll try to just meet somebody here or there sometimes it is hard to make the time for it um

Speaker 1 yeah making time for it's definitely one of the hardest things about like

Speaker 1 yeah dating and then where you where you and it's something where you have to travel a lot yeah because then like if you have an animal who's going to watch the animals or like if who's going to who's going to be on the fort yeah also like I have to realize like I may have these expectations of things, but I have to let some of those go.

Speaker 1 It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me that's like, oh, it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody when I was like 17 or 13, like, you know, there's always this, this, this kind of like romanticizing the issue, you know, or something.

Speaker 1 And then it's like, oh, well, I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kind of senses.

Speaker 1 I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know, just be like,

Speaker 1 you know, letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look for.

Speaker 1 Yeah. and let me find ways to just be in love with the world and being like make make the best, like

Speaker 1 be a part of positive things like outside of like um what I want for myself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I saw I remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul and like that that made I didn't really ever want to like a relationship thing vol Vulcan oh volcano yeah volcano or like I still can pronunciation but like when he talks about like having having like kids and like a family and stuff like that, like that, that stuff like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, it made me realize that I kind of wanted that and then I stumbled upon it. So it was kind of got lucky, but

Speaker 1 yeah, was it tough for you? I know like after like after the the leak.

Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh dude, I call that D-Day

Speaker 1 and I call and I call the announcement or by apology the sketch of the union. Good branding.
It was good.

Speaker 1 Oh, the sketch of the union.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was hilarious.

Speaker 1 I don't know what I did that day was like that. I found out that night, the phase guys came, got me.
I remember that part.

Speaker 1 Banks called, like, me, I was like trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in LA, so there was nowhere to fly. So I was.

Speaker 1 And you were in LA? Yeah. So I was without family.
So I was just trying to get back to my family. And then.

Speaker 1 Were they concerned about you or no? Yeah. They were the first ones I called.
So they were like trying to see how they'd get me back. and then um

Speaker 1 like my

Speaker 1 management group ended up meeting with like a

Speaker 1 pr person like you can kind of say it's a i or like try to do that and i'm like oh

Speaker 1 i'm not feel like fighting this battle so i was like

Speaker 1 fuck it we'll go live and just went live for 10 minutes and that was the most viewers i ever had we had a hundred thousand viewers sounds like i like

Speaker 1 I feel like Kim K when I say that, but like, that wasn't the goal, but it was,

Speaker 1 well, like, yeah, it was definitely.

Speaker 1 I was like, I remember, like, when I, because I let it load for a sec, so I could just, I didn't want to, like, start.

Speaker 1 And were you milling around as it was loading, like doing, like, potentially low-key gay shit while it was loading? No, I was pacing around. Okay, I'm just checking.

Speaker 1 Oh, wiener was the last thing on my mind.

Speaker 1 I couldn't look at my phone. It was everywhere.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everyone, everyone texted me like, they're like, stay off your phone. I was like, don't worry, I know.
But they're also texting you on your phone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they're being very, but like everyone reached out to me. Like, it was like crazy the amount of support I got.
Oh, yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just checking in. Yeah.
But because everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved you no matter what.

Speaker 1 Everybody's done some fucking wild shit, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And just happened on camera, I guess. But that was,

Speaker 1 I don't know, that was, since then, it made it easier for me to take because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like, like, like more

Speaker 1 open

Speaker 1 yeah, you just and you also, you know, not like open, like we do crazy shit or something, more like like like yeah not like you're another one of dwight howard's rebounds or whatever you know to get dwight out of this clip he's a great guy

Speaker 1 i think he is i'm joking yeah i know i'm messing you i'm messing you i'm i'm never serious i think it's funny i think it's funny i do think that casting was on purpose but uh oh they definitely oh there was There's a couple dynamics of the casting that like why I kind of knew pre pre-loaded in when I was because I was the first one in

Speaker 1 like Zach Justice and this uh,

Speaker 1 another lady had like an online feud.

Speaker 1 And they were both there? Yeah, they were both casted. So I was like, I kind of knew that right away.
I was like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 This is going to, it's going to be interesting. I was like, let me sit back and watch.
Oh, that's fun, dude. When you can sit back and watch, dude.
Yeah. And then, yeah,

Speaker 1 it was a fun time, though. But, yeah, I don't know.
What was the question before the D-Day whole thing? I don't even know. I just remember we had kind of talked about that because it had kind of had.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're dead.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. So the thing loaded.
And so then you just kind of said uh oh yeah you just shared what was going on and

Speaker 1 it allowed me to be more yourself like yeah like like not like like in a like

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 1 fluid way more like i don't have to like

Speaker 1 worry about or like like it's already out there so people like already know i don't even have to talk about it like or whatever so it's like did you feel like people treated you any different after or no um

Speaker 1 maybe some people some people not like a lot of people that like talked bad about me like have retracted since then. Because like, I didn't make it about

Speaker 1 when I didn't choose for it to come. Like, I know I did it and posted it online, but I didn't, like, I didn't go drop it on my channel or something.
And then, like,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently, especially.

Speaker 1 I hope I'm talking about it. We can not talk about it if you want.
No,

Speaker 1 I don't care. Okay.
I don't care. Yeah, I didn't feel like you were uncomfortable saying that.

Speaker 1 Because it links back even to like our first podcast. Because like when I told you about that prayer, that was during that time.
Yeah, I remember that, dude.

Speaker 1 So that was why I was like, I couldn't even talk about it then. Oh, yeah.
So like, I was like, couldn't even open with you, but now I can openly talk about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude, there's been times in my life where it's just like, yeah, I like.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure it's like

Speaker 1 that with a lot of people. Like, for like.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Like,

Speaker 1 you know, like, just like different, everyone has their different vices and stuff like that. Or or like their different like things that they did try to keep hidden or like,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 oh, yeah, we all have things that would make that make us feel or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them or they may have shame, even though

Speaker 1 it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's odd that we live in a society like that where

Speaker 1 Because yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to just kind of share so they feel free, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but the amount of shame, I wish there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel of like the things that are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like shame is one of the shame and like what

Speaker 1 like being nervous, like the two things that are like, I probably struggle with the most that are like things that like you can control, but like also you can't control at the same time.

Speaker 1 Like you, you feel the emotions, but like that, you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts. Like,

Speaker 1 but like, but at the end of the day, like, however nervous you are it doesn't change the outcome oh yeah huh

Speaker 1 same thing same thing with the shame like it's like you like you can wear the shame like you can feel so horrible about yourself but it's not going to really affect anything except for you yeah i know like other people like you know no people come up to me and still

Speaker 1 show me show me love or whatever and i love them but it's like it's it

Speaker 1 if i if i wore the shame like 24 7 like it wouldn't like it wouldn't do anything like i have like moments but like yeah i think there's things that you feel like you have to wear the shame.

Speaker 1 Like, I know when I was growing up, I was so ashamed of myself. Um,

Speaker 1 and I don't even know why, I was probably ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid.

Speaker 1 Like, I think I was in just such a place of like low self-worth and of like nobody teaching me how to have any self-worth about myself or ever even having a conversation of like what self-worth meant or what it even was.

Speaker 1 So, to me, it was, you know, I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes because

Speaker 1 of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you carry any of that still? Like, do you ever, do you feel like, like, do you ever feel like you're not.

Speaker 1 I don't. I think a lot of it's gone away.
I think some of it's just age, getting older. I think ayahuasca, that kind of stuff helped.
You really? Oh, yeah. Going to therapy, that's helped a lot.

Speaker 1 Therapy definitely helps me. Yeah.
I started doing therapy. Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost them like a...
Like the third or fourth time? Yeah.

Speaker 1 then you're i feel i feel good today all right then then your therapist is with sam and colby trying to get in touch with you on a ouija board after that he's ripped damn near he's like i i talked to i i i re-talked to oh i because i i went i had a therapist like before i started streaming and then i still i have one now and then and he was like uh he's like because of doctor rules you're not you can't tell people who you're working with or whatever yeah and he said he saw me on tv one time and we wanted to tell his wife but he couldn't And I was like, he's like, look at this handsome little woman.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's exactly what he thought.

Speaker 1 Look at this handsome softball coach right here.

Speaker 1 Bro, low-key, you do. Now I'm really feeling it, dude.
I could see it was like kind of a white Filipino, lesbian. I'm a little Mexican, but like, I'm not like.

Speaker 1 Is that what?

Speaker 1 That's the sound I feel like.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 when you open your little lesbian eyes in the morning, that's the sound. That's the sounding thing.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I got to change the way I dress. I've been getting

Speaker 1 shit for it. You need to do overalls.
I'd go with overalls. No, no.
Now you're trying to set me up.

Speaker 1 I'd go with a tattoo, too. If you wore overalls,

Speaker 1 you would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo. Dude, no wonder you love eating pussy.
There's nothing up here. Yeah, he's only talking about eating pussy.

Speaker 1 Bro, dude, all of a second, dude, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me dude dude than you but get right here what

Speaker 1 and then from the back too

Speaker 1 yeah that's what i thought from the back that's your old trick no that's not my old trick yeah you're gonna keep that

Speaker 1 bro

Speaker 1 what i'm saying dude is this bro i'll say this dude you're way more lit dude all you need is a you need to start getting you'd have a tattoo it says this pussy don't run on oh my god that is absurd that's what you do.

Speaker 1 No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure, though. Oh, yeah.
I would have a tramp stamp. What would it say? You have to have some wording above it, too.

Speaker 1 Use perplexity. Bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have.
It'd be like,

Speaker 1 what do you call those things like where it's just like, who's the red guy from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos.

Speaker 1 Queer.

Speaker 1 D life.

Speaker 1 That's not it.

Speaker 1 That's insane. It says that.
Is that what it says? Queer or lesbian pride pride symbols are phrases like d life or incorporating lesbian, trans pride colors or hearts.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you could have a rainbow, maybe.

Speaker 1 Bring up some great lesbian

Speaker 1 kind of,

Speaker 1 what would you call them? Streamers?

Speaker 1 Just like something you would have on a tramp stamp if you were a lesbian. Oh,

Speaker 1 lesbian tramp stamps?

Speaker 1 Or lesbian bunk burst stickers?

Speaker 1 These are good ones. Love is love.
You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd be a crazy tramp stamp tab.
Yeah, I don't know if that's a tramp stamp.

Speaker 1 You kind of need something more like, I would say more of like a design.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you'd like angel wings.

Speaker 1 You would definitely be a bigger lesbian, dude. Do you think if we were lesbians, we would go on a date or not?

Speaker 1 I feel like

Speaker 1 you'd ask me out.

Speaker 1 I don't know about that. Oh, you're the one, you're the one talking about it.
And you're taking me to dinner tonight. Oh, yeah, that's true.
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh, thanks.

Speaker 1 I can't wait. Okay.
BLM, homie type shit, boy. We're going to take his Subaru.
We're teammates, huh?

Speaker 1 Right after practice.

Speaker 1 Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude,

Speaker 1 we would get a lot of chicks, I think. You'd think? I think we'd have a,

Speaker 1 we'd talk a good game. Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest twins out there.
We would be the hottest twins. No, we would get the hottest twins.

Speaker 1 No, it'd be us, and we'd be the most sought after. We would win an all-lesbian unk-nephew contest, dude.
That would be a good contest. We should probably try to run that one.
Fuck, we would do great.

Speaker 1 God, we should have a fucking contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude.
Isn't there something called Nambler or whatever? That that was that thing? A Nambler. What's Nambler? What is that, a mint?

Speaker 1 No, North American Man Boy Love Associate. No, that's not it.
No, oh my God. No, dude.
No. Hey, hey.
Unlooked. Speak of the

Speaker 1 delete.

Speaker 1 whatever for freaking Nashville Predators. I'm fine.
Nashville Predators.

Speaker 1 And that's something we need to have a conversation about, too, is who the hell thought of the branding for the Nashville Predators. I was like, that sounds like a

Speaker 1 scary movie. I walked past it and it said,

Speaker 1 he goes, say cheese. I take it and it says, go Preds.
I was like, dude, that is not a good.

Speaker 1 You're one letter off of.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And what do you expect? They should have definitely like

Speaker 1 Predators get in free night or whatever.

Speaker 1 They should do that. That's a WWE, though.

Speaker 1 They should scan the crowd for

Speaker 1 men just sitting by themselves at the Preds games. It's like, now it's time for the real Pred.

Speaker 1 Make some noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd.
Oh, my God. And then it's just some guy like, look at this guy just by himself.
And he's like,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 That would be a good. So they need to lean into that idea.
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Speaker 1 Dude, I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral, right?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 who's the head of the WWE? Who was the guy for a long time? Not Triple H. Vince McComb.
Vince McComb. He came out of the back and he did, like, he's like, all right, one more time for the Hulkster.

Speaker 1 Let's hear it for me. And he did all of it.
And they played his music on the speakers in the church. Oh, really? I am.

Speaker 1 And he did all of like the Hulk signs and stuff. That is so sick.
Bro, it was really, really cool, man. That was probably one of the best things that had happened.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 you met Hulk Hogan in real life? Yeah, I met him when he was alive. And did you have him on the podcast? I did, dude.
Dude, that's crazy. It was probably one of the most special moments ever.

Speaker 1 Just, we got to lock arms just because he was such a part of our childhood, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I remember when I was a kid, it was like, we felt like just so like, we just, I don't know, we just felt like such low life.

Speaker 1 Like, we were in like this neighborhood and everybody, it felt like everybody looked down upon us. We didn't have anything.
But when WWE came on, dude, that was something.

Speaker 1 Or when NWA wrestling, because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So for poor kids, that was our shit, right? So when that shit came on, dude, it was fucking like.

Speaker 1 What's NWA? That was National Wrestling Association. It was just a big one.

Speaker 1 It changed into...

Speaker 1 Is that

Speaker 1 what I will ice cube in them?

Speaker 1 Oh, it was also NWA. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In Words with Attitude or whatever.

Speaker 1 But, yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff, did all of his like signature moves and the place was going ape shit That was a really

Speaker 1 and nobody even knew that he was there and he came out of the back and like everybody's was just sitting in the pews It was pretty special man. Yeah, that's insane

Speaker 1 after you went through yours thing that kind of happened did they have

Speaker 1 Were the um were sports teams still cool or was it weird? Um, they're still cool. I mean no one's no one's acted weird towards me.
Everyone hit me up like that was before then.

Speaker 1 I never like no athletes like really

Speaker 1 gave a gave a fuck to be honest. I mean, like,

Speaker 1 to a certain point, it's like, you know, I'm only, you only know people as much as you know them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, especially like, like, if, like, us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know. Dude, but there's some, there's someone that is so dope.

Speaker 1 Like, I've met Joe Burrow a couple times. That dude's cool as hell.
Oh, he's great, dude.

Speaker 1 My favorite person in NFL that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the Saints. Really? He's one of the coolest, like, realest guys I've ever met.
He also won the WWE. Yeah.
Or, no, UFC. UFC, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's where I got to meet him. Yeah, that's where I got to meet him in the night

Speaker 1 when we were at F1. Oh, that's great, dude.
What made him so unique, you think? He's just very personable.

Speaker 1 When you talk to him, it's a real conversation. Like, he's locked in.
Like, some people, some people are, you know, you don't talk to as much, but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions. And like,

Speaker 1 yeah, just each time was like

Speaker 1 left

Speaker 1 thinking more higher and higher of him. Like, just

Speaker 1 all-round solid dude. I bet it's St.

Speaker 1 Flocker and probably would say the same thing he's a special guy man he's very smart too bro he's just like he's really uh i don't know you've been in the league for a while too yeah he's been in there man and he just stays healthy enough to keep playing and um you know saints have had a tough time this year jesus i know i wish he was on i wish he they had that

Speaker 1 because i want him to win a super bowl i know oh did he win one with breeze i think he won one did he was it with with breeze how old is that would have been like 2009 is he is he that old i don't know what year is cam jordan in the league?

Speaker 1 You might be right.

Speaker 1 You know what Cam Jordan is? I want to see role he played. If you know what I'm saying since they were Super Bowl Folly in 2009, he started playing NFL in 2011.
Wow. Oh, damn.
He missed a button.

Speaker 1 But he's got to play with Drew, though. Still pretty amazing, dude.
Maybe that's why I'm thinking of it because there was overlap. Dude, we accidentally called, well, I didn't accidentally.

Speaker 1 I called Max Crosby before. They had a game the other day and accidentally, and it was yesterday, but and I was with Pavia where we were getting IVs.
And I was like, dude,

Speaker 1 let's call Crosby and just say what's up to to him because Max is one of my favorite players. And he's sick, too.
Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the locker room.

Speaker 1 I'm like, why are you wearing all your Raider shit? I thought it was a Halloween thing or something. He's like, dude, we have a game in 20 minutes.
I was like, oh, shit, bro.

Speaker 1 You used to the college football schedule. Like, what the hell are you wearing? I was like, dang, I just used my one.
Max Crosby answers your call. Have you seen his chains in real life?

Speaker 1 Bro, yeah, he let me hold one of them one time at a WA game. He told me that doesn't make you want to get.

Speaker 1 Oh, it makes you doubt. Just one

Speaker 1 that says this past past weekend. What if I got you that for your birthday? I don't know.
I think somebody would uh rob you. Are you worried about getting robbed? If I have a chain, yeah,

Speaker 1 it hit up some percentage. Yeah, I do a couple of these when we go to the 7-Eleven, a couple of couple of tuck underneath.
Yeah, oh, to tighten up, dude. My buddy Gianni, Gianni Paolo, bring him up.

Speaker 1 Um, he's an actor, he was in uh,

Speaker 1 I think it's like

Speaker 1 Black Love or something. No, what's his show called? Oh, it's called Power Book Ghost 2.

Speaker 1 With Michael Rainey. Okay.

Speaker 1 And Johnny's great, dude. One of the best guys ever.
Which one is he of all the.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's him right there? Can I get up to C real quick? Yeah, Johnny Paolo, yeah. Oh, dude, yeah.
If you're a short-sized...

Speaker 1 Dude, that dude's sick. Bro, short-sighted lesbian, dude.
You might, dude.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 Short-sighted lesbian. You're that, bro.
You're that fucking. I'll tell you what, I'm a nightmare on the road.
They should take my license. I'm just just kidding.
You have a driver's license?

Speaker 1 Yes, I do. I can see what I can see cars.
You just had to get up within three feet of that TV because I was looking at his jawline.

Speaker 1 That's why. What? No, I'm just kidding.
I couldn't see shit.

Speaker 1 It's bad. It's bad.
Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait, is your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up, dude.
This is all making sense, sketch. You have to get some water.

Speaker 1 I definitely have.

Speaker 1 There's one right next to him. Thank you, sir.
There's always one right next to him, and it's always full.

Speaker 1 i'm a i'm a glass fool type of guy

Speaker 1 uh kidney health is indeed related to eyesight primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors and dude you're already down to one bubbler that's why you only have why you're i'm i'm gonna fix it and the thing is you have one kidney right as long as i make it to 30 i'm chill no just kidding but um yeah i have one kidney yes that's why they thought when i was born with a birth defect and

Speaker 1 for whatever reason the way i looked they thought I was. Oh, for sure, didn't they? Well, I didn't.

Speaker 1 Well, being here at Vanderbilt, you come and start asking kids their quote. Like, I was like, How old is your ACT? They're like, Oh, 33.
I was like, Holy shit. One said he got said he got a 39.

Speaker 1 He's like, If you get everything right, they just give you a 39. I'm like, if you doubled my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten that score.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got like a 16 on my first one, and then an 18. 18's pretty good.
Some kid in our title. Someone who's not very good at

Speaker 1 12. It's not that good.
Some kid in our town got a 21. uh 21 is like that's good you have to get over 20 to get like

Speaker 1 i think anywhere besides arizona state or or you know like one of your in-state type of schools yeah it's competitive as hell you know how hard it is to get in university of texas pretty tough huh well with how big those high schools are you have to be like a top percentage to get autoed in

Speaker 1 so you have to be like top well people need to go to trade schools did you ever think of learning a trade could you see me with a flamethrower i would blow something up Pull up the lighter clip.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know that lighters could blow up. I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and threw a lighter there.
If I had to do blue collar, too. You could do it, dude.

Speaker 1 You would be a hell, bro. My old job was blue-collar enough.
You just put the lighter in there. No, you didn't.
I swear to God.

Speaker 1 Sounds good.

Speaker 1 No, you didn't. I should have.
I did it. I would have known why I did that.
Did you?

Speaker 1 Okay, so the story behind that, I was not trying to kill my friends. I was trying to get out of camping.

Speaker 1 Because when we planned out the streaming, we were like, let's do a 24-7 camping stream out in the woods. And

Speaker 1 you're losing lesbian points right now by denouncing camping. Go on.

Speaker 1 Try setting up a tent at night and then try filming at night. We had no lights.
We were just sitting around a campfire and it was cold as hell. And I was like, I was like,

Speaker 1 if we lose our source of fire, like we...

Speaker 1 We can leave. Oh, I love that.
Did y'all leave?

Speaker 1 We went to Waffle House, grabbed a lighter, and came back. So I had to finish the night, but it did.

Speaker 1 Dude, yeah,

Speaker 1 sometimes lesbian people, they like the dark because they can come up and be like, I'm a man, you know?

Speaker 1 They can trick you in the dark.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me, probably.

Speaker 1 Oh, definitely, dude. I would watch you in some good physical competitions against some strong women.
Like, if I did a streaming series where I fought UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked.

Speaker 1 No, I definitely would. Holly Holm.

Speaker 1 Holly Holmes' pretty hot, too. And she's very tough and competitive.
See,

Speaker 1 you're definitely the lesson.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'd let her kick me till I came, you know?

Speaker 1 That's a crazy mistake.

Speaker 1 We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's going to get really upset.
She's beautiful. I think she has to be.
She's going to kick your ass. I know.
I think she has a ass.

Speaker 1 Why do we have to be.

Speaker 1 She has a whole lot. We go to these UFC events, too.

Speaker 1 We're going to get bitch lapped. Dude, we can't say that, bro.
She's going to be. Holly, we're just...

Speaker 1 she's exceptional. She's been, I think you're awesome, Holly.
And I would

Speaker 1 take an autograph, and

Speaker 1 that's what you need to start doing. You interview so many people, you should get, do you not gas for like gay-worn jerseys or anything?

Speaker 1 No, we're just doing an auction right now, actually, for uh, we're raising funds for um like different places we perform.

Speaker 1 Sometimes they'll give you a jersey, yeah, like we performed like and you'll sign that and then you'll auction it off. Yeah, we're auctioning it off to the money.

Speaker 1 What about like what if someone comes on and like you get like like say like uh I haven't done that, I should have yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 we did make he's like the homage hat that's that's a good that's a good that's a good start and this is louis ck's book that's dope did he sign it he did sign it and like i'm i'm a collector not a seller oh yeah like in terms of that type of stuff for sure i would just yeah

Speaker 1 keep it uh some nice things that came and for sure that people have given us as a gift there's rain wilson's book Some lady made this real rat. You actually read books or do you like

Speaker 1 oh yeah, I love to read. Like is it like a bedtime thing or is it a travel thing? It's a little bit bit of both.
What's a real king? What is that? That's it. As a rat king.
That's a rat king?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That's sick.
You got a real rat. Yeah, some lady made that.
That is such a pimp name. So that's pretty cool, dude.
Dude, what the hell? I know, that's real rat right there, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, that is insane. I need to think of a sick nickname.
That thing will eat the cheese out your ass, homie. Oh, well, sign me up.
I'm just saying. If you want that, I don't know what you want.
Well,

Speaker 1 we'll just have to relaunch. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 What do you

Speaker 1 dude? Oh, is this the Rizzler candle, too? I just noticed that. Yep.
Yeah. That's the one he blew out.

Speaker 1 Rizzler's bonkers. Have you guys ever? I can't.

Speaker 1 I met the Rizzler. Y'all ever done a sleepover or anything? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 But he's, he's like really cool, though. Like, he's like talking to a man.
He's, well, he's six years old. But like, he's like the confidence of a man.
Oh, there you guys. Look at her.

Speaker 1 Dude, he's so sweet. I'll tell you this.
I was having a tough week and he sent me a really nice video. Oh, really? Yeah.
That's a great kid.

Speaker 1 This is what I think is going to,

Speaker 1 we were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever.

Speaker 1 And I think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever, I forgot who said it, but if the Rizzler did a, like a, you know how they do for like five-star athletes, like picking their college, like the Rizzler picking his college.

Speaker 1 Like if he did that, like on an announcement, like a decision, that'd be one of the coolest videos ever. Yeah.
Yeah, I would love to see him go to college, dude. I'd go, I'd help him.

Speaker 1 I'd tutor him if he needed it yeah if college is still around i know i don't know what's gonna happen there's a lot of um a lot of ai college now you think he's kind of a wigger you think or not

Speaker 1 the rizzler yeah um what what classifies like what would classify you just just a lot of swag or something just just being a wigger i um i i'm possibly i think so he's got something he's got he's definitely got like some flavor to him

Speaker 1 yeah that's what i'm saying saying. He's got some flavor.
He's got some flavor. Do you, because people classify you, I feel like, as a wiggie.

Speaker 1 You're like one of the few that's kind of left, or there's kind of like this resurgence. You know, I feel like it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman.
Bailey Zimmerman, really?

Speaker 1 I just like wearing Jake Paul, probably.

Speaker 1 I just, I like streetwear and I like rap and stuff like that. Yeah, that's it.
You qualify. But I'm from Houston.
Huh?

Speaker 1 Jake Paul is from Ohio. Bro, people can be from...
You think Wiggerins only from one area, do No, no, no, no, no. I bet they're from, but they're definitely from everywhere.

Speaker 1 Bro, not only are you near-sighted, actually, optically, but your views of Wiggers are hella near-sighted.

Speaker 1 Wiggers can be from anywhere, dude. You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Wiggers, dude? Houston, Houston's

Speaker 1 pretty diverse. Oh.
You think Lewis and Clark?

Speaker 1 Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark. Let's see if they were Wiggers or not.
No.

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah. No.

Speaker 1 They're closer to lesbians. These are also paintings, Not actual photos.

Speaker 1 Can we get real photos of them, please? Is that Saka Jawea?

Speaker 1 Who knows? This shit is. Saga Jawea is a pretty cool name now.
I think about it. Look at these wiggers, dog.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Meriwether Lewis, homie?

Speaker 1 That's a bro.

Speaker 1 That's the blackest name I ever heard.

Speaker 1 Life, bro.

Speaker 1 And Willie Clark? Yeah, Willie Clark. Bro, come on, bro.

Speaker 1 They do have probably the best tandem name. That's probably the first tandem in American history.
Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie. You know that.

Speaker 1 That's exactly what you're doing.

Speaker 1 What do you get by going to the West Coast?

Speaker 1 Scoping for chicks, dude. Yeah, they're trying to

Speaker 1 get some books. Bro, they were looking.
It was only Frontiers, dude. Them bitches was out.

Speaker 1 They climbed mountains to get it.

Speaker 1 So yeah. All you have to do is swipe or sell at a show in Columbus, Ohio.
And then you just

Speaker 1 right after it. What about any of the FaZe clan? Those guys are all wiggers, probably, you think? Uh, adapt is

Speaker 1 okay,

Speaker 1 that's one. Um,

Speaker 1 and probably, uh,

Speaker 1 yeah, or probably more like tech wiggas, maybe. Yeah,

Speaker 1 can we say wigga or not? We can say it. If this is your show, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,

Speaker 1 you're here, dude. I'm just, I've, I just,

Speaker 1 you didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're just talking about it. It is a term.
The first one was from our town, dude. Really? Oh, yeah.
Shout out Brian Purvis, dude. Who else? Bubba Sparks? Remember him?

Speaker 1 Who the hell is Bubba Sparks? Is that someone from your hometown? College Park, Bubba Sparks. We read it.
He made that song? Yeah. Oh, that's a great song.

Speaker 1 Is Paul Wall Paul Wall? That's not Paul Wall. That's Bubba Sparks.
But I know, but Paul Wall would classify. Paul Wall, why? Paul Wall, probably would, yeah.

Speaker 1 But Paul Wall is kind of his own thing, man.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older. Gang, gang, gang.
Paul is exceptional, man. But yeah, I'm trying to think.
And some people might not think that term is legit anymore.

Speaker 1 I don't know. You know, when I was coming up, it was, and that's what it was, you know.
Yeah, the dictionary,

Speaker 1 it's shrunk quite a bit.

Speaker 1 Rob Kardashian, that's one probably. Rob Kardashian.
I haven't seen a picture of him in like years. But he got a couple baby mamas in there.
Birdman.

Speaker 1 Birdman, I believe, is full is

Speaker 1 black. I believe he's black.
No, what birdman man are you talking about? Debasky.

Speaker 1 Chris Anderson. Yeah, Chris Anderson.
Oh, yeah, definitely, dude. Machine gun Kelly, maybe? Or is he a...
Good question.

Speaker 1 MGK?

Speaker 1 Kelsey, Travis Kelsey? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Taylor Swift probably.

Speaker 1 He might have converted. Yeah, he might.

Speaker 1 He might have converted.

Speaker 1 He's just listening to Taylor Swift all the time. Who else, I'm thinking? Kayfed, Kevin Federline?

Speaker 1 Pavia?

Speaker 1 Pavia, yeah, dude. Pavia for sure.

Speaker 1 Does he have chains? Yes, he does, bro. Dude.

Speaker 1 Pavia, for sure. How much is the Pavia NIO money?

Speaker 1 Does it say online? Bring up Pavia's chains right there. There he is, right there with a couple chains on.

Speaker 1 I want him to toss those on me pre-game. He's the best.
Go out of there with a free Jane. We got to get him to go play for Houston, man.
Houston would love him. You know, why? The Texans? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, no, not Stroud.

Speaker 1 Oh, but Stroud's. But I'm saying this could be.
Oh, but he could go in and be a backup for a few years. You know? Oh, probably a good go.
Do you think he could start? Or I haven't.

Speaker 1 I think I could, but I think he's 24, right? So he's kind of on the order. I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups, though.
A lot of these guys, they get in so early.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's great for them. Yeah.
Well, the one that I think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shader Sanders.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 for the Browns. He's actually...
Dude, I've met him a couple of times. He's sick.
He is? Like,

Speaker 1 he's not cocky. He's like, like, confident.
Interesting. And, like, he just, he, like, he chills, he, like, just listens to his own music.
And, like, all he cares about is football.

Speaker 1 But, like, he, he's really smart. Like, he, he documents, like, everything he does.
And, like,

Speaker 1 from what I think he's going to do, he probably has something that he's going to be able to sell to, like, a, like an HBO. And, like, it'll be, like, his entire experience.
Like.

Speaker 1 when he when he when he films everything he does. Oh, so really? He's really locked in on like the creative side and like the tech side and the digital side, huh? Yeah.
I actually talked to him

Speaker 1 and he was asking me about, because he was going to live stream his pro day.

Speaker 1 And I was like, that's actually a genius idea to kind of like own your own content and like,

Speaker 1 you know, like, why give it to some big, big,

Speaker 1 like an ESPN and have all the recruits come in and put it on your thing, make money off it. Like do your own thing, yeah.
Yeah, it is like, like, it's kind of a really smart idea.

Speaker 1 But like, the idea that he's like filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out, like, and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got, he's got like that,

Speaker 1 he's got that like killer instinct. Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways.
Like, and I'm not, this is just my job. I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though.

Speaker 1 Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there. Yeah.
But I do think it's great that he's not playing. Let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Because there was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything. And then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room.

Speaker 1 I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic, you know?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it's like one bad game, people would be like, wipe him out and stuff. Get him out of there, right?

Speaker 1 That's what they would talk about, like how quick the turnover time is now, like quarterbacks and stuff like that. So I think if you can have more time there to just to be in the

Speaker 1 facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are, too.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I think Ty Simpson is great. I think he could be.

Speaker 1 Who's Ty Simpson? He's a programme for Alabama. Sorry,

Speaker 1 he's back in college now but uh yeah so yeah I'm just thinking I'm just thinking back in college yeah Ty Simpson he wasn't he Heisman front runner so great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean he's really stepped into that job there

Speaker 1 It's exciting

Speaker 1 they turned I did not think they were gonna like be able to turn around that fast that because I thought NIO money was gonna affect because all the NIO money like I'm thinking like a Stanford like

Speaker 1 you know like people like that are gonna come out of the woodworks and be able to pay people but like Alabama just still kicking ass with this bro you go there and they show you all the rings and like the history of the program it really the glory over there is pretty wild that's where i think like like uh i wonder like if like or like arch mannings playing all right but if arch played like at a

Speaker 1 played at a smaller school like how how crazy his stat line would be

Speaker 1 like if he played in like the big the big 10 or something

Speaker 1 Yeah, or

Speaker 1 he would have destroyed. I think he's still going to come on, but it's going to take a little bit more time.
Yeah, it's going to be exciting to see what happens.

Speaker 1 And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried. He's been super patient about it.
He's probably enjoying his college experience, which is nice, and not every beat of it

Speaker 1 has to be so overwhelmed with football. I bet it's been a great experience for him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I wonder how overwhelming it is, though, when they think that you're supposed to be like the number one overall team going in. It's like your first game.

Speaker 1 Like they expect you, like they expect you to hit a home run at the start. Right.

Speaker 1 See, that's that pressure of even being like a uh high draft pick in the pros it's like it's just like and then we don't even have a lot of um experienced quarterbacks now because it's like you either have these guys who have done only the guys that have done well it feels like or you have just a lot of like guys that they just start them off so early yeah and they cycle them in and out so fast it's like they'll a good example of like someone that was cycling out too fast is like baker bayfield like like baker mayfield that's what i think

Speaker 1 if the browns don't ever start shadow they're gonna look back and it's gonna be like another baker version where they had the guy, they go watch him be some other team's hero. So wild.

Speaker 1 But I'm still rocking with Stroud. I'm still, I still believe in Stroud.

Speaker 1 Has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans? Yeah, they've been good. It's just

Speaker 1 like college football is a lot more easy to stream. So I've been having a lot more fun with that because I can stream from the sideline.

Speaker 1 And I'll go try to catch

Speaker 1 field goals and stuff like that. And then

Speaker 1 get a, I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit funner, too. Oh, yeah.
College Atmosphere is fun, dude. Just even just the youth of shit is fun, dude.

Speaker 1 How's the Vanderbilt?

Speaker 1 Because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt. One's got like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other one is like going to build the next rocket ship.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, there'll be like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have to have like the kiss cam at some games or like the hot dog cam, you know, and it's just a gay dude, you know?

Speaker 1 But it's just, uh, they'll have like the different cam, you know, at Vanderbilt, they'll have like the reading cam they'll just find people in the stands that are reading during the game oh that's hilarious so it's crazy you know you'd be like oh catch her in the rye you know and you'll see a guy look up they go that they go out there to study yeah so there's a lot of that kind of thing like oh who's tapped into some john irving oh joyce carol oats i know i i've ventured into a fraternity house and then found out how how smart everyone was.

Speaker 1 I was like, holy shit, this is oh, you get in there, they're day trading, and there's like, they have a new hedge fund.

Speaker 1 Like people leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund fund that just popped off, right? So, it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's all new to them.

Speaker 1 It's interesting to watch a school kind of like have this hysteria

Speaker 1 and at the same time try to decide: like, is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Because it's totally new. I mean, it's like being good at sports.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, being good at football. Their baseball team has been amazing for a long time.
The Vanderbilt Whistler, have you ever heard of that guy? The Vanderbilt Whistler. Is that who it is?

Speaker 1 The Vanderbilt Whistler? You never heard of him? Uh, uh-uh. He's a Vanny Whistler.

Speaker 1 Oh, with the the baseball he's uh apparently the most annoying well i've been to a game he is the most annoying fan in all of sports oh but uh he pretty much uh he whistles the entire game as loud as he can so like when you're watching like the college world series he's like whistling the entire time it's like my stepdad at a titty bar dude he don't yeah it's like dude they know you're here

Speaker 1 You haven't tipped in two hours. They know you're here.
They do.

Speaker 1 Everybody fucking. I went to, I went to, this is pre

Speaker 1 my girlfriend

Speaker 1 i went to like and then i want to learn how you met her that's what i want to love to find out about how the love took a place and what it took to make it happen um but yeah finish your story first i'm sorry for interview no you're good uh i went to a place called the rustic frog and i there's a there's it was like 2 a.m and uh there was only like two fellas in there and the the ladies were all probably in their higher 30s and they it was like they were like throwing in the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them is that the rustic frog?

Speaker 1 Or is what is this?

Speaker 1 Oh, that means nice, boy. Oh, they got them cheeks glistening.
Oh, is that it? Oh, shit. That is it.

Speaker 1 Hey, listen, this is

Speaker 1 a Louisville, Kentucky thing.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 Actually, I think it's in Indiana.

Speaker 1 You have to cross the river. Oh, that's over there in New Albany over there, Rustic Frog, boy.
Yeah, they gotn't drink the tap water. Oh, hell yeah.
Wow. I'll make that booty burp.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You feel me?

Speaker 1 Oh, my god yeah i don't know if you're putting that's a little crazy that's someone put my dog up in there that's so look and that's not for everybody that's just kind of like a just that's just a different different type of cpr yeah you know

Speaker 1 trying to resuscitate a puffer fish

Speaker 1 oh my god resuscitate a buffer fish bro i don't know i like that was the thing that was the most

Speaker 1 The random titty bar I've ever been to. The Texans aren't having such a great season this year.
Do you think there's any chance

Speaker 1 that Aaron Rodgers would come play for them? If there's any chance,

Speaker 1 zero chance, he's probably going to, he's still playing on

Speaker 1 the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right? Okay, that's fine.
I agree. He's doing great over there.
Do you think, wait, so you did ayahuasca. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Would you recommend it for me? He did it, and he's playing better. Would you recommend it for a sketch? For sure, dude.
Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all.

Speaker 1 You're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water. Is it one of those things that like messes with your stomach at all? No, dude, you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ

Speaker 1 extravaganza. Like, you'd have to

Speaker 1 go. I know I can wait.

Speaker 1 Lesbians know how to dress. Benefits.
This is what I said. Lesbian in my life.
No, I think it's great, dude. And look, if you go, I'll go, dude.

Speaker 1 I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot. But you're halfway there

Speaker 1 and you're the other half.

Speaker 1 What hell of a bad bitch.

Speaker 1 dang,

Speaker 1 dude. What does that say?

Speaker 1 Benefits of ayahuasca:

Speaker 1 significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress, and overall psychiatric symptomology.

Speaker 1 Helps people with treatment-resistant depression, increases mindfulness, acceptance, and psychological well-being, even long-term after use.

Speaker 1 May foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes. And you've, and you felt like that was what happened.
100%. Okay.
100%, dude. I think you would absolutely love it.

Speaker 1 I want to know what happened. How'd you find love, Sketch? Because you had been going through a lot.
A friend introduced us. And you were on dates.

Speaker 1 I remember seeing you on dates starting up to, but I remember. That was

Speaker 1 the first time we were here,

Speaker 1 there was a lady.

Speaker 1 Right. There was a lady here that you were on a date with.
Remember?

Speaker 1 That wouldn't work out. That didn't work out.
I remember. But there was like, there were times where you would see, like, there was like, is on a date on TikTok.

Speaker 1 There would be like, sketch on a date, sketch. Oh, that was, that was, uh, we're for content.
This one,

Speaker 1 this

Speaker 1 lady now, I met through a friend. She didn't know who I was.
I didn't know who she was. And how was the first date? How did it pop off? Where'd you guys go?

Speaker 1 Went out, and then I got her number, and then we went horseback riding. Ooh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was pretty fun. And then

Speaker 1 it plunged out pretty every day since. Was it scary? Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind of yeah, I like ate shit off it.

Speaker 1 Like it was like, it was pretty hard to disembark, but like you fell off it? Getting off. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But besides that, like, it was pretty easy. Like,

Speaker 1 just riding.

Speaker 1 And did you guys have a guide or was it just you two just milled? No, there was a, there was a, there was, it was, like, on a tour thing.

Speaker 1 Just out there, Lewis and Clark and like a couple wiggas out there. Or you guys just riding off into the.
She's just trying to find gold. Found a gold digger instead.
No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 Don't clean. Don't put that in the gold.
Take that out.

Speaker 1 I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker 1 She's awesome. She is.
What are some things that you really like about her, man? What makes it a good fit?

Speaker 1 She understands me. She's kind.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 there's like a ton of things.

Speaker 1 She makes me better in a lot of different ways.

Speaker 1 Like, she just holds me accountable and stuff.

Speaker 1 That's dope. I don't know.
It genuinely feels like a partner. So it's been fun.
Did you think you would find somebody like her or was that like a surprise feeling? I rolled it out.

Speaker 1 So I was just like, I'm just going to roll solo pretty much my whole life. And then that happened.
And then pretty much just hang out every day now. Wow.
It's like a best friend, huh?

Speaker 1 Yep, pretty much.

Speaker 1 Bro.

Speaker 1 You want to put you on?

Speaker 1 No, not with my girl. You're the one talking about eating pussy.

Speaker 1 I said it one time.

Speaker 1 But you've like, where do you want? You go to roof crypts and eat or Luby's.

Speaker 1 There's two different types of dining. Okay.
Dude,

Speaker 1 all I'm saying is, is, yes, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Look, it's one at a time. It's like, things take time.
I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen.

Speaker 1 Antonio Brown gets out of jail. It's my last question for you.
Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him?

Speaker 1 I think the Texans could use

Speaker 1 Antonio Brown. I think they could.

Speaker 1 What's he in jail for? He's in jail for attempted murder, I think. Okay, it's attempted.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 at least he missed. I think.

Speaker 1 Is that him?

Speaker 1 Yes, that is him. Do you know what he did?

Speaker 1 Do you know what the story is? Uh-uh.

Speaker 1 He was at Aiden Ross's boxing event and gotten some special. I wouldn't shoot myself if I had to go to that.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I'm joking, Aiden.

Speaker 1 It's on video. You've never seen that?

Speaker 1 And he shot someone? Well, he like he's just running in like kind of like, it's like an alleyway and you just see him like shoot, like kind of shoot at someone.

Speaker 1 That's why I think it's attempted or whatever, but I wonder why it took so long because it was like cameras everywhere.

Speaker 1 If he gets released, right, do you, would you, do you think the Texans should sign him? I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a prison league, and then we should sign him.

Speaker 1 And we should sign everyone that's in prison and

Speaker 1 do it kind of like the longest yard. Amen.
And that's how we bring back the blue collar vibe of Houston because we lost it. Y'all did? We lost it, yes.
Because originally, Houston was an oil town.

Speaker 1 And then what happened with Houston was everyone, all the oil money guys, like

Speaker 1 went and bought up all the rights to the seats. And now they don't go unless you're like 10 and one.
They

Speaker 1 try to sell the tickets. They never sell them.
And if they do, it's the opposing team. So like all the, all the tickets are owned by like

Speaker 1 corporate oil, oil and like corporate construction.

Speaker 1 Like, so it's like you don't have any of the vibe of like a like if you went to Pittsburgh, like it's like, like the vibe, like, like you go to Green Bay, like, it's like the people, like, that the Houston kind of lost that, they lost their identity.

Speaker 1 Amen.

Speaker 1 But we also had the Oilers leave. Yeah.
Which, if you're a Tennessee fan, you know that they ended up here. Fuck you all for that.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, look, what about the fact they almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh? Yeah, it was awesome. They on

Speaker 1 a fucking throne of things that we have put together. And

Speaker 1 what was that last play? Tell me that last play. Oh, was that when they reached? Who did the reach?

Speaker 1 I know, exactly. It's against the Rams.
Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Look up Tennessee Predators, Ted Milradas.

Speaker 1 There's going to be Kevin Dyson. Kevin Dyson.
That play is insane. Yeah, this is it right here.

Speaker 1 Look at this. This is for the Super Bowl.
Yep, and y'all deserve

Speaker 1 every ounce of pain for that.

Speaker 1 You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC Championship three times and lost to the Bills three times. The Olders did? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Y'all lost to them three times and then they lost three times. Yes.
Oh, my God. Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser.
We've never gotten to go to the party. Damn.

Speaker 1 That's why when the Astros won, like, Houston lost their shit.

Speaker 1 Wide left, dude. Well, we also have the Rockets, too.
We're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice. Wide left, narrow.
What are you talking about your peanut size or what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Or wide right? What was their kick? Oh, the...

Speaker 1 Who? Oh, wait, who did y'all lose to three times, you said? We lost to the Bills with Jim Kelly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wide right. Yeah, that's who they kept missing.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 That's just. Heartbreaking times, man.
That's just what happens. That's life, man.
You know, sometimes you're just really close, but.

Speaker 1 Who's your... Do you have a pro team? New Orleans Saints.
When you said Cam Jordan, it was awesome. Oh, brilliant? They've had a really tough year.

Speaker 1 So do you go to any games or do you, do you like, you, you watch them on Sundays or are you kind of like more like college?

Speaker 1 I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in with college football this year. Yeah, me too.
You know, I'm going to go, yeah, just going to an old miss game.

Speaker 1 Went to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the other night. That was pretty great.
Well, the other thing, too, that pisses me off is like NFO now. It's like you can watch it on 20 different.

Speaker 1 It's just too much. It just doesn't, I don't know.
Sometimes it doesn't feel as as much like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. It used to feel different.
Yeah, it's like way too transactional now. It's like, you want to watch this game? Pay this.
You want to watch it without ads? Pay this.

Speaker 1 It feels very transactional. You want a $20 hot dog?

Speaker 1 And then. That was just a question for you.
Oh, yeah, yeah. No.
No? I want a $2 franc, homie. That's right.
You can put it away then, Sagan. I'm still having changed, man.
I want that $2 franc, homie.

Speaker 1 Sketch, man. Thanks for hanging out, dude.
Thanks for having me yeah bro i'm looking forward we gotta go grab some dinner yeah

Speaker 1 probably i'll probably get a little workout in here at home and then i'll come and link up with you yeah it sounds good i'll probably uh

Speaker 1 you know just uh

Speaker 1 we can get lubed up before oh god that's what i'd call drinking before like oh getting lubed up okay

Speaker 1 but like that's what i said before everything happened now when i say it it sounds like a dirty joke yeah Things change. That's the only thing.

Speaker 1 It's like, I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, well, hey, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 That guy's, yeah, that guy's one of us.

Speaker 1 Is he being serious right now?

Speaker 1 Dude, what the heck, man? Good to see you, bro. I'm happy that you're thriving.
I'm happy that you're still figuring it out.

Speaker 1 Outside of streaming, is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do? Like, the landscape kind of changes a lot. You're a creative guy.
You're like a one-of-one.

Speaker 1 You're so specific with who you like. There's no other you, right? So, do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit, or do you feel like streaming is kind of it for now?

Speaker 1 Um, streaming's it for now, but I definitely like reality TV aspects.

Speaker 1 I like hosting stuff. I like

Speaker 1 hosting the streamer awards was fun.

Speaker 1 But if I had a dream like to be like

Speaker 1 I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show where it's like

Speaker 1 either the office type vibe where it's like riffing and laughing all the time or like step brothers. Like I like how Wolfero and

Speaker 1 John C. Riley? Yeah, John C.
Riley and like Kenny Powers and stuff like that. Like I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel, like it's like they're just like shooting as shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like that would be a dream role. Oh yeah, dude.
Or like to be able to like find a something that was like

Speaker 1 to cling to. Or treasure hunting.
What about that?

Speaker 1 We're actually thinking about something like that.

Speaker 1 Really? I see that 100% dude. We're going to start doing

Speaker 1 geocache streams.

Speaker 1 You know what geocaching is?

Speaker 1 It's where

Speaker 1 you go hide stuff and people go find it. Geocaching is a real-world treasure hunt using GPS-enabled devices to find hidden containers called geocaches.
Geocaches? Yeah. Wow, dude, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 It's really fun, actually. Oh, bro, it sounds fascinating.
So, wait, so you it's all over, it's all over the world. So, how would you be able to do it?

Speaker 1 Like, give me an example of what that would be like.

Speaker 1 So, you go on like a geocaching app and like they give you like the coordinates and they kind of like maybe describe where it's hidden and like you kind of have to go find it.

Speaker 1 Like, it could be under a rock. It could be up in a tree.
And who hides the stuff? Anyone? It's kind of like a like a

Speaker 1 it's anyone. It's it's like a it's like a very

Speaker 1 community type thing. Like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something like, you know, like that type of vibe.
So it's kind of like the burning man of treasure hunting.

Speaker 1 Like it's kind of like you take, you put, you, you give back. That sort of thing.
It's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 And so.

Speaker 1 But people can hide anything. It can be a poem.
It could be money. It could just be something like a positive like affirmation.
It could be anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, i'd be pretty pissed if it was a positive affirmation it takes it takes a while to get a lot get a lot of that stuff if it just said life's good i'd be i'd be like it cost me thirty dollars of gas motherfucker we're in california right now did you uh yeah yeah what what would be a good reality show dude i'm trying to think of some good names okay

Speaker 1 influencers versus the real world

Speaker 1 oh so you would take you take people and say like change a wind turbine like you know how it's high up so someone that's scared of heights, go like take an influencer that like that's their, that's their fear.

Speaker 1 Or like take them and make them do like a dirty job if like that's something like that don't they don't like to do like change sewer or something like and have them have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real world.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like either like have it walk through or like just something where it's like

Speaker 1 you could see they're like people always go like, well, they're like the is streamer harding harder than that like that rage bait question. But like doing that.
Like what rage bait question?

Speaker 1 Like there's a rage bait question that is streamer harder than a real job. Oh, got it.

Speaker 1 And like

Speaker 1 it's not because

Speaker 1 you just turn on a camera and chill. But like the usually those type of people don't have callous hands like dealing.
Like if you're doing like blue collar work.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you'll have callous on his fingertips just from hitting like, you know,

Speaker 1 I got calluses on his hand from rubbing my pecker too many times.

Speaker 1 You're a pecker?

Speaker 1 What was it another? Oh, are you smarter than a meth head would be good.

Speaker 1 That's actually a great one. Is that a show already? I think there is a guy that goes around in treat interviews.

Speaker 1 Or, dude, meth versus math, right? So somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just chews their fucking arms and legs.

Speaker 1 If you found the right meth head, though, meth is supposed to

Speaker 1 make you stronger, apparently. Oh, dude, for sure.
Do you know how meth was invented? Huh? Do you know

Speaker 1 the Nazis invented meth? Oh, they did? Yeah, it was a Nazi invention to keep, because

Speaker 1 it lowers your appetite, keeps you up. And it was like a way, like during World War II, like to keep their troops like, because they're fighting in Russia.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good point, huh? Right here, it says methamphetamine, known as pervitin during Nazi Germany, was first synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company Timmler Werke

Speaker 1 in 1937. It was introduced as a legal stimulant similar to coffee and quickly became popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert.
Fuck yeah, dude, meth versus math.

Speaker 1 Some dude walks into a classroom, huge math problem. He's got to solve it.
He has 30 seconds before a meth add gets loose in there.

Speaker 1 Fucking starts nibbling his fucking nipples off. You probably get a gnaw more than a nipple off.
Oh, dude. Yeah.
A little bit. I think the,

Speaker 1 they talk about meth and that thing like they talk about Coke and Coca-Cola back in the day. Meth was, meth is fucking,

Speaker 1 I've never done meth. That would be crazy.
Mom and dad. Me.
Yeah, Yeah. Mom and dad, never done meth.
Yeah, dude, I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game. Like a good game show?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like a good game show. I think that meth thing would be good.

Speaker 1 Or anything else we didn't talk about? I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh? We covered a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 You got anything else you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 No, I think it's just like, I think for me, it's just like realizing I just got to let things be, you know?

Speaker 1 Just let this like, you know, you sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this, and you can can have some planning and stuff like that, but just to take a step back and just let things be sometimes, you know, yeah,

Speaker 1 soak in the moment, yeah, just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens, you know, it's hard for me to sometimes uh

Speaker 1 like are you a person that you don't like are you like you realize the good times after you're out of the good times type like in the moment, like you're like

Speaker 1 You know, just I have so many like like just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens that, you know, just like someone's just like, hey, man, just let it be and just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's going to be okay even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's going to be fine yeah you know definitely having faith is a bit is a big

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 so i think just working on that probably a little bit more is something that you know i'm like thinking about a lot yeah

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 we're here for you if you need anything Yeah, thanks, man. I know that.
I appreciate that. You always check in like with some positive energy or see what's going on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you FaceTime me in the sauna. I appreciate that.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 pretty cool. You were pretty, you were pretty liquided up.
That was sweat. That was a lot of sweat.
Yeah, the lights were off, too.

Speaker 1 I couldn't get him to work. Who gets in a sauna without the lights working? Dude, bro.
That is, I told him that's a bathhouse. That's not a that is not a sauna.
The lights are off, and it's a sauna.

Speaker 1 That's not your brother.

Speaker 1 We've been in the same place.

Speaker 1 Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 Brother, that's a cock no

Speaker 1 you were reaching for the door that why is there why is there so many holes

Speaker 1 here's what i'm saying is dude you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were a kid or not

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 not this first time not like you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit I'm trying to think of like the first time I saw a real one. When was that time you saw a real tit? Remember it? Like, I've

Speaker 1 seen so many now.

Speaker 1 Oh, my bad. No, not like that.
Like, we're just like just

Speaker 1 tit ricky over here dude you're getting tits

Speaker 1 you're

Speaker 1 pussy the platypus dude i'm just saying i had a little a little

Speaker 1 sounded like you had a lot you had a whole mouthful bro i we had this kid named reginald who had seen a tit right and people heard that he had seen one and we were like motherfucking reginald we're like we're like reginald what did it look like And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of and he couldn't even fucking tell us.

Speaker 1 And we're like trying to shake it out of him. trying to trying to get the

Speaker 1 we had a waterboard him to get the draw that tit reginald

Speaker 1 you know he'd like tit tit tit tit tit tit

Speaker 1 and with tit you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or they're just saying tit over and over again dude it's like it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever yeah like damn it reginald tell us what it was like you remember the first one you saw them

Speaker 1 it was reginal's reginald saw it

Speaker 1 when we were all fucking cornered dude i remember the next day we saw him at school we're like Reginald saw a freaking tit. Reginald, you better get over here right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you gotta, you gotta show us. And Reginald, I think, was low-key gay, so he didn't.
He shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits. And Reginald gets

Speaker 1 the one guy that doesn't like it, dude. The one guy that doesn't like it.
The one guy who's like, oh, that's a small little tummy with a bump on it. You know,

Speaker 1 what are you talking about, Reginald? That's a tit. That's a succulent.
God.

Speaker 1 That's a tit, tit, tit, tit.

Speaker 1 You just wanted to just fucking shake it out of him. That's a damn titty, Reginald.
First dipolite, it's all had so much hair in it. It looked like a Venus flytrap.
Ooh. And who was he? Who was he?

Speaker 1 No, he was a she. Yeah, sure it was, huh?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 We'll see you guys in the future, man. Definitely.
Are you talking about them in the future or us? I'm going to jump on your stream tomorrow, man. Let's do it.
Help make some fun content. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm so daddy. I've never done it.
The only other stream I... Yeah.
You did speeds? I'm going to jump on. I got to meet Speed.
That was the first time I'd ever met him. So it's kind of a lot.

Speaker 1 He like showed up. Dude, his life's insane, though.
He moves like the president. It's insane.
I mean, he moves like the president. Speed had more,

Speaker 1 he had as many people around him as I would say, like the president, like when I saw the vice president.

Speaker 1 It's insane.

Speaker 1 Like, I went to a soccer game and we were in the same box and there's kids like and like people like he left it like halftime because there was kids like just below his suite just going speed speed speed yeah I was like holy shit it was pretty miraculous to see but just get to to to get to see it say it Reginald just to get to see him and and see what his world was like was pretty awesome yeah and the fact that he came by it was nice of him you know that's just a lot of pressure doing that he was doing like a 50 state tour or something yeah

Speaker 1 he's he's awesome so he's actually really cool but i got to meet him a couple times yeah he seemed like a cool guy man i mean he was cool he's just it was so it was so quick.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's, that's why I like when I do my streams or whatever, I do like to meet before, meet the people beforehand. And just at least say, hey, yeah.
Yeah, because then you, then it's like,

Speaker 1 you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again.
And looking forward to seeing you this weekend.

Speaker 1 Can I get a pair of those shoes, too?

Speaker 1 These? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. These are awesome.
You can't see, but these are great. Oh, really? Yeah, dude, these are great, dude.
I do. These are these new Jordans.
Are you serious? Yeah, the retirement Jordans.

Speaker 1 These are fucking slippers. Dude, these are damn prison.
Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce. Are you going to find a lady in that? That's the problem, I think.

Speaker 1 I could style you.

Speaker 1 You might be right. Let me see.
If I threw a chain on you, you think that would work? Maybe. We do like that, and then suddenly I'm like wearing your shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It depends on which closet you go in. Yeah.
Might come out looking like Wonder Woman. Yeah.
Might come out wondering about men.

Speaker 1 All right, bro. Love you, dude.
Thank you so much for

Speaker 1 just being alive and creating cool stuff. You're going to do so much creative stuff in the world.
And I'm happy to be here to witness it and always hear if I can help.

Speaker 1 And thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going on. Yeah, bro.
Love you. Love you too, man.
It's also always fun to be here. BLM, dude.
BLM.

Speaker 1 I'll see you in the Subaru. Let's do it.
Love you, girl.

Speaker 1 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be

Speaker 1 cornerstone.

Speaker 1 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind. I found I can feel it

Speaker 1 in my bones.

Speaker 1 But it's gonna take

Speaker 1 a little