Owain Glyndŵr

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Hello, and welcome to Dead Funny History. I'm Greg Jenner.
I'm a historian, and I want to tell you about someone called Owain Glindur.

Now if you're Welsh you might know him as a 15th century revolutionary hero. His story is full of twists,

battles and poems about how nice it was to stay at his house. What rhymes with lovely guest towels? Owain was born around the year 1359 near Wrexham.
Did someone say Wrexham?

Back off Ryan Reynolds, this is my show. Both sides of Owain's family were very posh.
After his dad died, he was fostered by a rich lawyer called David Hamner, and he got a fancy law job in London.

Less, give me freedom,

and more, give me a mock-a-frapper, yeah? By 1383, he'd had enough of London life. But this isn't when he became an icon of Welsh independence.
No, and living a good life, yeah?

He married David Hamner's daughter, she was called Mared, and they moved back to his castle in Wales. And then Welsh independence? No I'm off to join the English military.

Owen spent years fighting for the English king Richard II but then in 1387 his foster dad David Hamner died

and Owen went back to Wales again.

Now if this were Hollywood here would be the perfect moment for our hero to emerge ready to fight

with great power comes great responsibility I'm Welsh Batman. But it was more like...
I just chill out to my castle for ten years, actually.

Owain and Mared had nine children and other Welsh nobles loved hanging out with the Glindoras. One of them, a guy called Yolo Gok, even wrote a poem about what good hosts they were.

You don't get that on Come Dine With Me. Their starters were great, their puddings divine, that we sang karaoke.

I give them a nine.

But there was one guy who was definitely not writing nice poems poems about Owen. Lord Gray de Ruthyn, Owen's neighbor.
Howdy hey! Oh, and arch enemy.

The English king that Owen had fought for, Richard II, had been booted off the throne

and replaced with King Henry IV, who was personal friends with Owen's nemesis neighbour, Lord Gray de Ruthyn, and who set about making Owen look bad in front of the new king.

Your majesty, Owen farted. You smelt it, dealt it, Majesty.
Ah, but Majesty, he who said the rhyme did the crime.

In 1400, Lord Gray Druthin played a trick on Owen and didn't tell him about a command from the king. And this created rumours in London that poor Owen was a traitor.

And that wasn't his only bad neighbour behaviour. Lord Grey also seized a load of Owen's land.
Aye, that's my edge and my field. Oh, I'll write to the king.

But Henry IV's Parliament ignored Owen's pleas for help, even after all of that lovely military service. Rude?

So that was the point where Owen went... That's it.

I fight them back. I'm Welsh Batman.

To be fair, bad neighbour behaviour can be enough to push anyone into battle mode.

Upstairs are playing the so-called music again. That's it, Doris.
Fetch my longbow.

It wasn't just a fence dispute gone wrong though. Lots of Welsh people had really liked King Richard II and weren't keen on the new king, Henry.

When one of Richard II's officers was put to death in Chester, near Wales, that was the last straw for a lot of Welsh people. You wouldn't oppose the Welsh's favourite king?

You wouldn't kill one of his main guys?

You wouldn't ignore a perfectly reasonable complaint about my terrible neighbour.

Let's rebel!

Orwine's Posh family meant he was entitled to call himself a Welsh Prince. So, in September 1400, he took up the title of Prince of Powys.

For the honour of Glyndour,

I have the Powys!

And his followers proclaimed him Prince of Wales. Hang on, today doesn't Prince of Wales just mean next in line to the King of England? Yes, and it's been that way since the 13th century.

So this meant there was already a Prince of Wales, King Henry IV's son, the future Henry V.

So Owain, declaring himself Prince of Wales, threatened the royal order.

While many historians believe Owain didn't actually start this rebellion, he quickly became the figurehead of the movement, like Katniss in the Hunger Games. I volunteer as a tribute.

Well, if Katniss was extremely mad at her neighbour. Doris, fetch my longbow.
In response, Henry IV sent a super-soldier to fight Owen.

His nickname was Harry Hotspur, because he was so fast at attacking, his horse-riding spurs got hot.

But Owen still won this pretty major battle of Munneth-Huthgen. Annoyed, King Henry made Parliament issue the Penal Laws Against Wales, which was meant to punish and dominate the Welsh.

But this just made people even angrier. More rebellion, it is, lads! In 1402, Owen Glindor captured his nemesis, Lord Grey Deruthin, and held him hostage for a year.

You're keeping me prisoner for a year? Isn't that a bit petty when you have a rebellion to do? You should have thought of that before you were a bad neighbour. Now this really worked out for Owen.

King Henry IV paid a ransom of 10,000 marks for Lord Grey's freedom. And this made Owen think, Take hostages is fun and profitable.
I'm just going to make that my whole thing now.

So after defeating more English troops at the Battle of Brynglas, Owen captured their leader, Sir Edmund Mortimer. Oh, sorry about this, Sergi.

But Edmund's ransom hit a snag. Henry, my love,

I'll swap you 10,000 marks for Edmund Mortimer. 10,000 marks for a guy I hate, and who is actually quite powerful and threatens my throne?

Keep him! Yep, Henry refused to pay for poor Edmund.

But at least Owen was a famously good host, and whether it was the great great BB experience, or if Owen's rebelliousness was just infectious, Edmund thought, Henry was well harsh. I'm Team Owen now.

Can I marry your daughter as a signing bonus? Yep, they went from captor and prisoner to BFFs and in-laws at breakneck speed. But Owain didn't get all of his allies by taking them hostage.

I do not have enough guest towels for that. Owain also asked for help from France, who weren't on great terms with England.
Nations with a bone to pick with England assemble!

And that's not all. Loads of Welsh people were leaving England to join Owain, including labourers and craftsmen.
I can make weapons for Wales!

Archers, who until now had been serving the English army, I can fight for Wales! And even Welsh students ditching their Oxford degrees to join Owain's rebellion. I can join the debate club for Wales.

Here's the thought that counts. In 1403, Owain even managed to bag the famous warrior, Harry Hotspur, from the English side.

Except he was almost immediately killed at the Battle of Shrewsbury. Oh.

Yeah, sorry. Despite that setback, things were going well for Owain, and England and Wales had a massive break-up.
To court a wise woman,

we are never, ever, ever

getting back together. In 1404, Owen Glyndour called his first Welsh Parliament and announced his new vision for Wales.

Unchin the I Wales Twelve with a new parliament, a separate church, two universities and covraith.

A return to traditional Welsh laws. But does it have a headphone socket? I wish you'd focus on the bigger picture.

In February 1405, Owen teamed up with Edmund Mortimer and Hotspur's dad to negotiate something called the Tripartite Indenture. Ooh, fancy.

This was their plan to divide England and Wales between the three of them. It was apparently inspired by the stories of a famous wizard you may have heard of.

That's right, Oen Glindur was a big fan of stories about Merlin, who has very strong Welsh roots.

Harry Hotspur actually got annoyed about it, at one point complaining that Owen wouldn't stop talking of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies. Oh bless.

Looks like Owen was a massive fantasy nerd, tragically missing out on Comic-Con by a mere 600 years. Sweet Warhammer cosplay.

What? Sorry, I don't know what that is. In 1405, France signed a treaty promising that they would help Wales.
So at last, the French Welsh army took up positions against the English army.

Gladiators, ready!

And then nothing happened for eight days. And then for no confirmed reason, Welsh and French soldiers retreated.
Gladiators! Go home, I guess? After so much promise, 1405 saw lots of Welsh defeats.

France said, Au revoir! And they left Owen to it. Also, the English changed their tactics.
Instead of full-on battles, They cut off Wales's supply and trade routes.

Unfortunately for Owen,

this really worked.

His kidnapped victim turned best buddy, Edmund Mortimer, died in battle.

And then his wife Mared and two of their daughters were imprisoned in the Tower of London, where they all eventually died a few few years later.

Poor Owen, despite being homeless and hunted by the English, he continued to fight, this time for both Wales and for his wife. He was like a Welsh medieval John Wick.

Those who cling to death live.

Those who cling to Merlin are just really cool guys, not nerds at all, actually.

In 1412, Owen Glyndur led one of the final successful raids on the English and captured a really important Welsh supporter of King Henry IV and then ransom him, you know, for old time's sake.

Oh, I love ransoming people.

I die out be a ransom was the last thing I ever did. And that was the last thing that Oain ever did.
Well, that is the last trace of Owain that historians can find.

He was never captured and never seen again, dead or alive. Oh,

that really is big merlin energy for me. King Henry IV died in 1413 and his famous son, King Henry V, offered royal pardons to the Welsh leaders.

But even with the heat off, Owen Glindur never resurfaced. He had

vanished. Maybe he really was a wizard or really good at hide and seek.
Either way, a new mythology was born.

There are loads of folk tales about Oen and what happened to him after he disappeared from history.

From the late 1800s he became a mythical heroic figure in Wales, a saviour waiting to return to liberate his people.

I think he'd be happy that today Wales is his own government, a thriving culture, and that from Hollywood to anime the whole world shares his love of Merlin and Welsh wizards.

Wow, it's just like Howell's moving castle.

No word of a lie. I don't know what that is either.
So how much do you remember from today's speedy history lesson? Let's Let's find out. Pencils are the ready.

Question one, what mythical wizard was Owen kind of obsessed with?

Milen. Question two, name one of Owen's two claimed princely titles.

Prince of Pois or Prince of Wales. And question three, what was the name of Owen's wife?

Aret!

Well done, join us next time for another snappy history lesson. And if you're a grown-up and want to learn more about Oen Glindur, listen to our episode of You're Dead to Me with Dr.

Catherine Herlock. Thanks for listening.
Bye.

This was a BBC Studios audio production for Radio 4. Dead Funny History was written by Gabby, Hutchinson Crouch, Athena Kublenu, and Dr.
Emma Nagoos.

It was hosted by me, Greg Jenner, and performed by Malianne Reese and John Luke Roberts. This script consultant was Dr.
Catherine Herlock.

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