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December 24, 2022

#540: Hot Grandma
Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.
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December 5, 2022

#539: Mr. Glass
Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
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November 27, 2022

#538: Kids in Satan’s Service
Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.
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November 21, 2022

#537: Jive Turkeys
Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
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November 13, 2022

#536: Salmon In The Microwave
Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation
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November 6, 2022

#535: I WON’T Shut Up!
There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
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October 22, 2022

#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!
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October 16, 2022

#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure
Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.
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October 9, 2022

#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.
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September 26, 2022

#531: Bodacious
Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
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September 19, 2022

#530: Cons-troversy
Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
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September 12, 2022

#529: Oyster Boners
Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
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September 8, 2022

#528: Koi-tastrophe
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
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August 29, 2022

#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!
Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
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August 21, 2022

#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers
Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
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August 8, 2022

#525: The Hammer
Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
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July 31, 2022

#524: Cletus’ World
Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
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July 17, 2022

#523: Bruce Almighty
The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
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July 9, 2022

#522: The Sin of Happiness
Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
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June 29, 2022

#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies
Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
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June 12, 2022

#520: Chuck Roast
Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
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June 5, 2022

#519: Superfestation
De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
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May 29, 2022

#518: One Con and a Funeral
Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
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May 15, 2022

#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’
Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
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May 8, 2022

#516: The Vanilla Edge
The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
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April 24, 2022

#515: PhDeez Nutz
Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
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April 17, 2022

#514: Final Foreskin
Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
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March 29, 2022

#513: Johnny’s Choice
Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
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March 21, 2022

#512: Sack Window
TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
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March 14, 2022

#511: G-Spot and C-Man
Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
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March 7, 2022

#510: It’s all about Frank
The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
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February 27, 2022

#509: The Mooching Sack
Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
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February 20, 2022

#508: It’s Curtains For Ya
Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
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February 7, 2022

#507: F Las Vegas
TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
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January 16, 2022

#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout
Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
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January 9, 2022

#505: Anklez & Tipz
Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
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December 31, 2021

#504: Gotcha!
Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
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December 19, 2021

#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’
Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
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December 12, 2021

#502: Covid Chuck
Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
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December 5, 2021

#501: And Then There Were Two
With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
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November 21, 2021

#500: It’s The Big One
TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
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November 13, 2021

#499: Castawayed!
The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
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November 7, 2021

#498: Cometh the Early Bird
TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
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October 31, 2021

#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno
The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
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October 24, 2021

#496: Devil’s Beef
UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
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October 17, 2021

#495: …Ehhhhh
Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
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October 10, 2021

#494: Dungaree Butthole
TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
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September 26, 2021

#493: Potato Thighs
Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
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September 21, 2021

#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company
Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
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September 12, 2021

#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!
Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
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August 29, 2021

#490: Balls!!!
Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
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August 22, 2021

#489: TESD of Love
Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
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August 8, 2021

#488: Channel 1,000,000
Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
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July 31, 2021

#487: We Got Musk
Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
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July 18, 2021

#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk
Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
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July 11, 2021

#485: Westward Ho!
Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
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June 21, 2021

#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail
Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
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June 14, 2021

#483: A Joyride Into Space
Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
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June 6, 2021

#482: In praise of a bear girl
Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
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May 30, 2021

#481: Silent Sufferin’
Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
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May 23, 2021

#480: The Human Fifi
Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
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May 9, 2021

#479: Rubber Feet
Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
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April 25, 2021

#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me
Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
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April 18, 2021

#477: BTS 4 eva
Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
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April 11, 2021

#476: Devil Shoes
Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
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March 28, 2021

#475: King Thong
This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
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March 21, 2021

#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two
The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
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March 14, 2021

#473: Keep it De-real
Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
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March 7, 2021

#472: Senility Smiles
The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
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February 28, 2021

#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry
Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
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February 14, 2021

#470: The Cult of Tom
Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
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February 6, 2021

#469: Qovid
Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
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January 31, 2021

#468: Orange Man
Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
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January 19, 2021

#467: Swan Song
Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.
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January 4, 2021

#466: The Birdman of Staten Island
Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
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December 28, 2020

#465: Wookiee Style
Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
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December 24, 2020

#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas
Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
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December 15, 2020

#464: Ignorance is Dope
Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
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December 9, 2020

#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips
Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
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December 5, 2020

#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?
Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
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November 29, 2020

#462: Gimme The Loot
Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
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November 20, 2020

#461: Stronger than Time
The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
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November 8, 2020

#460: Fat Tit
Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
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November 2, 2020

#459: Mask
Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
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October 24, 2020

#458: Sarcata Nagrata
Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
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October 13, 2020

#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular
Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
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October 7, 2020

#456: Musical E
Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
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September 26, 2020

#455: Potpourri of TESD
Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
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September 20, 2020

#454: Eyes Up!
Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
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September 13, 2020

#453: One Boob Out
Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
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August 30, 2020

#452: Die on Every Hill
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
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August 22, 2020

#451: I Buy Comics
Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
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August 9, 2020

#450: Silver (alert) Foxes
The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
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August 2, 2020

#449: Dr. Qlittle
Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
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July 19, 2020

#448: Sk8ter Boyz
Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
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July 12, 2020

#447: Phuc Boyz
A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
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June 21, 2020

#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout
Do you need one?!
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June 11, 2020

#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil
Cryptids and Corona
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May 24, 2020

#444.5: It Was The Times
*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
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May 24, 2020

#444: Four Colors For Life
Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
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May 13, 2020

#443: Q’s Blues
Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
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May 3, 2020

#442: Fry Guy
Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
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April 29, 2020

#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80
Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
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April 25, 2020

#441: Lyin’ Johnson
Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
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April 18, 2020

#440: Tit 4 Tat
Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
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April 12, 2020

#439: TESD 3-way
Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
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April 5, 2020

#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel
Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
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March 24, 2020

#437: Jim Class
You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
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March 12, 2020

#436: Overkill Junior
Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
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March 1, 2020

#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The news you’ve been waiting for
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February 28, 2020

#435: Bry The Masseuse
The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
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February 20, 2020

#434: Are You My Mother?
TESD welcomes a rare guest
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February 10, 2020

#433: Stirling Porrich
#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
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February 2, 2020

#432: Spreading the Disease
A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
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January 26, 2020

#431: Ill Communication
Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
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January 19, 2020

#430: Oldmandalorian
Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
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January 11, 2020

#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets
Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
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December 7, 2019

#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!
A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
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November 23, 2019

#427: Water Tastes Like Water
Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
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November 14, 2019

#426: Gone Phishin’
Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
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October 31, 2019

#425: Prince Bry of Monaco
The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
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October 26, 2019

#424: Chicken Centipede
Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
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October 21, 2019

#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose
Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
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October 10, 2019

#422: A Scarecrow’s Story
Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
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September 26, 2019

#421: Retailer Holocaust
Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
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September 15, 2019

#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)
Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
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September 10, 2019

#419: Silver Ain’t Bad
Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
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August 31, 2019

#418: QISS
Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
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August 29, 2019

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
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August 18, 2019

#417: Little Owl Hands
Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
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August 8, 2019

#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
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August 1, 2019

#415: American Dadz
Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
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July 23, 2019

#414: This Shithole Earth
Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
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July 14, 2019

#413: Bagel Shrimp
Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
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June 26, 2019

#412: Fancy Pants
Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
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June 17, 2019

#411: Auditory Promised Land
How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
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June 10, 2019

#410: BM Bounty Hunters
Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
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May 31, 2019

#409: No More Periods, Period!
IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
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May 25, 2019

#408: Activate Baby Mode
Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
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May 16, 2019

#407: Hair by Jeffrëy
Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
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May 8, 2019

#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism
Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
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April 23, 2019

#405: Jurassic Dorks
Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
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April 15, 2019

#404: Romancing the Stone
Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
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April 10, 2019

#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy
Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
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March 27, 2019

#402: Never.
Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
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March 7, 2019

#401: After the Glory...
Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.
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February 14, 2019

#400.1: Making Haystory
Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
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February 7, 2019

#400: Makin' Hay 3
The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
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February 1, 2019

#399: WrestleRama
Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
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January 25, 2019

#398: Max Factor
An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
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January 15, 2019

#397: Prank Superstar
Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
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January 7, 2019

#396: Fitbit Follies
Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
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December 22, 2018

#395: Fuller House
Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
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December 4, 2018

#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers
Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
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November 20, 2018

#393.5: Tea Time
Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
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November 8, 2018

#393: The SS Hoochie
Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
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October 28, 2018

#392: King Dong
Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
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October 19, 2018

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
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October 12, 2018

#390: Unhuggable
Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
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October 4, 2018

#389: A Livestream to Remember
Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
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September 23, 2018

#388: Death and Periods
Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
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September 11, 2018

#387: Fuck Cantcer
Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
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September 4, 2018

#386: Washing the Martian
Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
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August 28, 2018

#385: Mr. Manager
A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
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August 21, 2018

#384: My Brother the Car
Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
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August 14, 2018

#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)
Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
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August 7, 2018

#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much
Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
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July 30, 2018

#381: Butthole Motorboat
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
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July 13, 2018

#380:The Declan Cut Sucks
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
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July 5, 2018

#379: Stop That Pigeon
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
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June 25, 2018

#378: Scatman Johnson
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
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June 24, 2018

#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
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June 7, 2018

#376: Trash Purgatory
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
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June 7, 2018

#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
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May 31, 2018

#375: Enema Mine
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
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May 25, 2018

#374: Johnson Being
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
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May 19, 2018

#373.5: Story Time
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
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May 15, 2018

#373: Number 5 is Alive
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
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May 7, 2018

#372: King of Swing
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
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May 2, 2018

#371: Daddy Edgar
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
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April 24, 2018

#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
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April 10, 2018

#369: Angel Coitus
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
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April 2, 2018

#368: King Me!
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
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March 17, 2018

#367: Beside Flanagan
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
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March 11, 2018

#366: The Woods of Defecation
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
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February 14, 2018

#365: Nobody’s Goat
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
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February 2, 2018

#364: Himamānav
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
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January 19, 2018

#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
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January 15, 2018

#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
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January 9, 2018

#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
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December 21, 2017

#360: Happy Hamburger
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
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December 15, 2017

#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
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December 2, 2017

#358: F*ck the trees!
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
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November 20, 2017

#357: Kenan and Q
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
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November 10, 2017

#356: Better Late Than Never
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
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October 30, 2017

#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
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October 20, 2017

#354: Overbites Matter
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
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October 7, 2017

#353: The Gun Show
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
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September 30, 2017

#352: LEGO Babies
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
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September 22, 2017

#351: NO MANGO
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
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September 18, 2017

#350: I am the Patriarchy
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
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September 10, 2017

#349: Down Mexico Way
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
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August 30, 2017

#348: Time Commander in Chief
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
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August 19, 2017

#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
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August 5, 2017

#346: Granny Comfort
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
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July 31, 2017

#345: #NOTOKAY
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
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July 17, 2017

#344: Ann Landahs
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
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July 8, 2017

#343: Meet the Progressives
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
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July 4, 2017

#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
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June 24, 2017

#341: Spooky Puss
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
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June 16, 2017

#340: Love Warrior
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
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June 10, 2017

#339: Flanny Got Fingered
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
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June 1, 2017

#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
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May 25, 2017

#337: Kwigleeuh
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
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May 13, 2017

#336: Mushken
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
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May 5, 2017

#335: Prince Q
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
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April 28, 2017

#334: Shave and a Haircut
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
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April 24, 2017

#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
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April 19, 2017

#332: Bloody good time
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
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April 7, 2017

#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
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March 24, 2017

#330: Try the Veal
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
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March 18, 2017

#329: Log Box
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
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March 11, 2017

#328: Take a Blow
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
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March 6, 2017

#327: The Human Corn
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
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February 26, 2017

#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
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February 19, 2017

#325: Ignorance is Holy
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
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February 10, 2017

#324: The Verdict
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
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February 4, 2017

#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
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January 29, 2017

#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
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January 20, 2017

#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
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January 12, 2017

#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
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January 9, 2017

#319: Nostradummies
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
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December 31, 2016

#318: Q'z Brewz
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
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December 24, 2016

#317: This is Why!
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
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December 17, 2016

#316: Grasshead
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
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December 9, 2016

#315: Woe is Q
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
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December 3, 2016

#314: Impressing the Prof
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
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November 26, 2016

#313: 4th and Down
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
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November 18, 2016

#312: Tan & Poisoned
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
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November 13, 2016

#311: Peepin' N Creepin'
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
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November 3, 2016

#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
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October 27, 2016

#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
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October 22, 2016

#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
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October 14, 2016

#307: BQ+BM=TLF
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
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September 29, 2016

#306: #Funeralz
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
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September 23, 2016

#305: Batches of Patches
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
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September 15, 2016

#304: It's Porn Dog!
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
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September 9, 2016

#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
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September 2, 2016

#302: evaD evetS me' lleT
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
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August 27, 2016

#301: Chocolate Clocks
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
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August 11, 2016

#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
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August 5, 2016

#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say
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