Sh**ged Married Annoyed

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

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December 22, 2022

Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do?

It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, festive chauvinist pigs and Rosie's hat habit. QFTP's are Christmas themed including an extreme PDA, magical reindeer and a living legend. To all the ...

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December 20, 2022

Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café

What a lovely festive morning the Ramsey’s had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Café. Chris and Rosie caught up with the team and found out about the amazing work they do all year round to help support their local community. And of course, in true...

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December 15, 2022

Ep 198. Strip Search

The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also shares some Strictly moments! Beefs are gassy and Chris is still going strong with the protein bars. QFTP's involve some unusual icks, trading car...

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December 8, 2022

Ep 197. Magnum XL

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop can be tricky. The beefs involve Chris getting locked out and QFTP's cover condoms, loose teeth and an indoor gilet. Become a member at https://plus...

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December 1, 2022

Ep 196. Centrifugal Force

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Rosie's excitement over Strictly and Sewing Bee and what she is enjoying most about the Football. QFTP's involve a tanning salon, a brace journey and so...

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November 24, 2022

Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed about Chris’ sticker addiction and Chris has some possible names for Rosie’s band. QFTP’s include sleepwear, a skater boy and a bad bikini wax experie...

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November 17, 2022

Ep 194. Preekend

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have taken a healthy turn, protein bars and treadmill etiquette are both on the table. QFTP's involve a messy dream, a make believe squirrel and a wonderf...

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November 10, 2022

Ep 193. BeanFest

On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include arguments of car boots and general couple rage. There's a couple of icks and of course some QFTP' which this week involve a terrible Best Man, baby fe...

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November 3, 2022

Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered

On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the battering. Gilets are revisited again in the beefs and pumps get mentioned more than a couple of times. QFTP's involve a toilet roll substitute, a promi...

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October 27, 2022

Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated

On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isn’t happy about it! There’s some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some dancefloor shenanigans. All of this PLUS a member of the Beef family return with a Barry update. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. http...

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October 20, 2022

Ep 190. Just be chill

The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetical life planning for Chris. The QFTP's involve a strange choice of sex toy, a bad smell and some misinformation on pubes. Become a member at https://...

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October 13, 2022

Ep 189. House Shoes

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a text. QFTP's cover bin juice, pile cream and an unusual use for lego. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/...

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October 6, 2022

Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habit. All of this and s...

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September 29, 2022

Ep 187. Born to Fight

On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of this plus beefs, icks and some smelly QFTP's. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on ...

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September 22, 2022

Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especially for Rosie and the QFTP's are particularly filthy! Expect stories of swingers, underwear, icks and getting caught in the act! Become a member at ...

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September 15, 2022

Ep 185. Anchor Pants

It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a goldfish and some unsavoury student accommodation. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on A...

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September 8, 2022

Ep 184. Beat the Letter

The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and kids games. They have some snack based beef and a position based ick. All of this plus Rosie updates the smas and das on her recent garden furniture ...

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September 1, 2022

Ep 183. Water is blue

The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some of Rosie's teenage musings that he found in the loft...enjoy everyone and remember, water is blue. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. ...

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August 25, 2022

Ep 182. A little bit sexy

The Ramsey's return and yes it's still the summer holidays! Chris and Rosie talk funfairs and the law according to American movies. Rosie almost brings her acting skills to the beefs and the icks have their very own designated spot. QFTP's involve cling film, chicken wings and great balls of...som...

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August 18, 2022

Ep 181. The glove

This week it's roasting hot and Rosie's loving it. Chris took Robin on a mini break, and the Ramsey's went to the beach. There's garlic bread beef and it's a specials week for questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hos...

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August 11, 2022

Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp

It's still the summer holidays and Chris and Rosie have taken time off to spend it with the boys. Big mistake. Chris is into a new sport. Rosie's had a wardrobe malfunction and there’s possibly the most horrific hotel find ever.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://p...

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August 4, 2022

Ep 179. Pokethon

This week the Ramsey's manage to record a podcast, despite the summer holiday madness! Chris has been getting competitive with a 6 year old, Rosie has a sci fi related ick and they both discuss Robin's latest practical joke. QFTP's cover a sibling shock, an unusual work break snack and a unfortunate...

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July 28, 2022

The Ramsey’s have had a busy week (separately!). Chris has been at the UFC and Rosie has been singing at Ladies Day. It’s a plonkcast so the beefs are pretty rich. QFTP’s cover icks, a questionable spag bowl, an unusual breakfast and some peeling skin... oh wow! Become a member at https://plus...

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July 21, 2022

Ep 177. Summer holiday special

The Ramsey's are back from holiday and they're more knackered than when they left. Chris has been reading tips on how to stay cool this summer and Rosie's been deep diving into TikTok. Plus there's some holiday special questions from the public.  To subscribe to ad free episodes and bonus co...

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July 14, 2022

Ep 176. Out of Office

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie share some unused QFTP’s and they do not disappoint! There's a slightly disturbing holiday story, a bouji hairdresser, a sex egg and a stinky drawer. Enjoy Smas and Das!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma ....

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July 7, 2022

Ep 175. Double Muggins

On the podcast this week Rosie reveals a new musical talent in the family and Chris becomes a Golf Guy. There's a truth bomb from Sandra and beefs that get Rosie very animated! QFTP's involve some dirty dishes, a hairy meal and a gross ear wax habit. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma....

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June 30, 2022

Ep 174. Co-ords

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss co-ords, free gifts, farting in Asda and whether it's okay to attend a date topless. All of this plus some slippery beef and a couple of icks for good measure! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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June 23, 2022

Ep 173. Hot Potato

This week on the podcast the couple discuss urban myths, street names and Kids TV. As well as serving up some beef Chris is also busy eating some carb based humble pie! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

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June 16, 2022

Ep 172. But what about the pool table?

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie talk hair treatments, massages and builders mugs. The beefs take an interesting turn and the QFTP's cover care packages, a sad ick, lube and a misheard saying. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Ac...

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June 9, 2022

Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams

As well as serving up some brilliant beefs and icks there is also dream analysis and a surprise gift from Sandra. QTFP's involve social etiquette, a not so nice desert bowl and a memory for Chris to revisit. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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June 2, 2022

Ep 170. The 80’s door handle

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's try and wrap their heads around the Jubilee! Rosie get's nostalgic for 80's door handles and Chris gets accused of shouting. The beefs mount up and QFTP's involve data apps, icks, and the class pet. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus....

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May 26, 2022

Ep 169. Dacious

On this week's podcast the Ramey's discuss their new TV show, a kids party that Rosie attended and how Chris' lack of socks seems to have caused a real stir! They share their beefs which involve an emotional sports day and the QTFP's go veggie and even include a mistaken urinal situation. Become a...

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May 19, 2022

Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World

As well as discussing their new TV show Chris and Rosie share their weekly beefs and their new official ‘ick’ section. They chat passive aggressive waiters, behind the scenes strictly rituals and their thoughts on thongs. QFTP’s include strange contraception choices and some pretty expensive, albeit...

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May 12, 2022

Ep 167. Killer extensions

On the podcast this week (and much to Chris’ dismay) the couple discuss Rosie’s hair extensions and why she used to call psychic hotlines. There’s some observations and an update on the TV show. Beefs get medical and QFTP’s cover an eventful French exchange, a unfortunate cab journey and frozen praw...

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May 5, 2022

Ep 166. Hip hip...

On this week's podcast Rosie delivers some more observations and even has some audio evidence to prove it! Chris has been feeling ill after catching the kids germs and shares his stomach bug woes from the tour. There's the weekly beefs and QFTP's that cover service stations, eating in supermarkets a...

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April 28, 2022

Ep 165. Rude Awakening

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie share their traumatic few days after both Rafe and Robin came down with a stomach bug. There are towel forts, bucket techniques and even a QFTP along the same theme. As well as this the pair share their beefs and go deep with the icks plus there's an updat...

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April 21, 2022

Ep 164. The Best Walker

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Easter Eggs, VPL, hand towels and some more ick! There’s an awkward zoom funeral moment and an elaborate name for a pot washer! Enjoy smas & das! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast...

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April 14, 2022

Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast

Happy Good Friday! It's a plonkcast, Rosie's got pre-beef, Chris remembers a story that's been on his mind, Barry has a word and one listener wants relationship advice.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

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April 7, 2022

Ep 162. Three words

It's the podcast that loves dogs! (Well Chris does anyway). Chris and Rosie play a word game, Sandra's treated herself to a new robe and watch out for the list of things to do that'll keep you single.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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March 31, 2022

Ep 161. How long you staying?

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have some serious Cocomelon beef and land line issues. They discuss Team leaders, keyholders and why people should mind their own business when it comes to luggage! QFTP's cover hired Kilts, auto correct gone wrong and some unsavoury behaviour with a Dorito d...

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March 24, 2022

Ep 160. Round Robin

This week the podcast was recorded in London and Chris & Rosie got a taste of office life! The pair discuss a recent photo shoot, an incident on a train and bad customer service. There's some Sandra gossip, the weekly beefs and outstanding QFTP's. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.c...

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March 17, 2022

Ep 159. Free Roam

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's some urinal compliments and an annoying expression... beg your pudding?? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.co...

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March 10, 2022

Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking

Chris and Rosie return with their (National Comedy Award Winning) podcast and share their mishaps from the night. They answer all the big questions such as - is there more doors or wheels in the world? The beefs are juicy and the QFTP's involve a camera phone, an acrobatic role and some playground s...

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March 3, 2022

Ep 157. Purple reigns

The podcast is swing heavy this week, or is it swung? The pair come together over their garden plans as well as sharing their weekly beefs. QFTP's involve lies, a punchy request and some toe sucking action. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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February 24, 2022

Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon

Rosie and Chris have been nominated for the national comedy awards...and there might just be an apple sour in it if you vote. They remember what they were wearing and what they were saying at the Millennium. And Sandra's got tote bag fever.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. ht...

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February 17, 2022

Ep 155. The Pitt's

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss Brad Pitt's relationship status, past lives and storm facts. The beefs involve a real time print count and Rosie shares how life is with Chris on the road. QFTP's cover bean bag trays, a foreign object in food and menstrual cups. All of this plus t...

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February 10, 2022

Ep 154. Stain of regret

There's a fair few food based topics up for discussion this week - from Hot Dogs to burnt Jacket Potatoes. Robin has suggested a new career for Chris & Rosie whilst Rafe is enjoying the joys of Cbeebies. Rosie's mysteries returns and Chris brings some fun facts. Enjoy! Become a member at https...

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February 3, 2022

Ep 153. Record Breakers

On the podcast his week Chris and Rosie discuss Record Breakers, birdwatching and bad breath. The beefs get personal and the QFTP's involve swinging, flossing and a coughing incident. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See...

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January 27, 2022

There is a sleep war brewing in the Ramsey household! The pair discuss tupperware, sneezing and baby bathwater. Belinda is back and the beefs get shouty. QFTP's cover a kids birthday party, an unlucky sister and a different kind of rate and review system. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com...

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January 20, 2022

On the podcast this week Rosie has some Rafe beef, Chris has some wood problems and the pair share the weekly grievances with each other. There's some Facebook Market place discussion and QFTP's involving sexting, mistaken identity and Christmas trees. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/...

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January 13, 2022

Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie record a podcast and keep it extra real with some live interruptions. If anyone sees Tony, tell him they have his parcels! There's weekly beefs plus one for Netflix, Rosie suggests a unique way of having children and QFTP's cover butt plugs, guinea pigs and...

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January 6, 2022

Ep 149. Dipped in fat

It's 2022 and Rosie and Chris are celebrating with fireworks, sort of. Sandra's Christmas presents get a shout out and Rosie has beef with Chris's cold.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

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December 23, 2021

Ep 148. Christmas Special

It's the last SMA of the year and the Ramsey's are feeling festive! There's singing, festive beef and some christmassy QFTP's. All of this plus we here why Rosie is on the naughty list and how Chris is messing with new family traditions. We hope all the smas and das have a Merry Christmas and a H...

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December 16, 2021

Ep 147. Find a happy place

The Ramsay's are buzzing from their tour but they're not talking to each other in January. Chris has a history lesson and Rosie takes part in a new game against her will.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

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December 9, 2021

Ep 146. Liquid Gold

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie have forgone the beefs for just some old school bickering! Rosie has been to a Panto and Chris has some tour gripes he wants to share. As well cracking QFTP’s there’s some informative phone calls with Rosie’s siblings. Enjoy!  Become a member at https://p...

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December 2, 2021

Ep 145. Sorry Dad

This week Chris and Rosie discuss NFTS (!?), smart ovens and Storm Arwen. PLUS Rosie reveals a new listener! There’s some meaty beefs and the QFTPs involve some confusion at a funeral, friction burn and a pretty gross ‘would you rather?’!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. http...

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November 25, 2021

Ep 144. Licence to snooze

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie chat about sharing the sofa with Will Smith and Chris’ train ride after. There’s a surprise visit from Belinda Beef who’s a bit confused to say the least and the QFTP’s range from fetish weeks to missing contraception.  Become a member at https://plus...

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November 18, 2021

Ep 143. How’s Christine?

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie get nostalgic over renting movies and discuss parenting in the 21st Century… are they bringing up posh kids? There’s a throwback beef and some brilliant QFTP including a car key itch and a wild weekend in Watford.   Become a member at https://plus....

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November 11, 2021

Ep 142. Classic Borisina

On the podcast this week the pair chat about Rosie’s trip to London, mistaken identity at Chris’ gig and the couple have some pretty exciting news! As well as this there’s some more crow chat, a business end experience and an early Christmas tree QFTP. Enjoy!  Become a member at https://plus.a...

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November 4, 2021

Ep 141. That’s a crow

On this week’s podcast things get personal! Chris and Rosie discuss sofas, sex, infidelity, and an inappropriate toenail arrangement. All of this plus a cracking ‘Would you rather…’. Enjoy!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast....

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October 28, 2021

Ep 140. NOT a Halloween special

It's almost Halloween but Chris has got no time for ghosts or people that have seen them. Rosie's on the fence. There's bladder (and bum) based beef and one listener has a Big Mac confession. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. Se...

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October 21, 2021

Ep 139. Baby name betrayal

Chris and Rosie had a date night and they're very hungover. Rosie's got some parenting dilemmas. There's door bell beef and some baby name betrayal.   Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

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October 14, 2021

Ep 138. Party at the drive thru

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss Rosie’s shortened swimming career, Chris’s forgetfulness and what may or may not have happened in The Minority Report.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

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October 7, 2021

Ep 137. Oh Crumbs

Rosie & Chris are back in your ears! The pair have a spanking new episode including a Celebrity Question, there’s a Rosie’s Mystery, some wonderful QFTP’s, long awaited beefs and a call from Rosie’s manager… it’s all happening! Enjoy x  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. htt...

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September 30, 2021

Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin

Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic nail grossness, a strange discussion about fire safety and an interruption from a maintenance man. Enjoy!  Become a member at https://plus.acast....

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September 23, 2021

Ep 135. Turbo time

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie dig out some old questions that never made the podcast. There's a 12 inch garlic bread, turbo wees and some unfortunate translation. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

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September 16, 2021

Ep 134. Bon bons in the knicker drawer

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie share a new record that they have broken and why it’s one of their proudest moments! There’s the weekly beefs, and QFTP’s which involve nosey neighbours, a dead hamster and a tomato soup secret!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:/...

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September 9, 2021

Ep 133. The Iron Curtain

It’s been a tricky few days thanks to a temperamental curtain but the Ramsey’s are here to discuss their week, their beefs and your dirty laundry! There’s some mistaken identity, a cotton wool disappearance and some pregnancy advice, kind of.   Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/...

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September 2, 2021

Ep 132. Fish Guy

There is something fishy about this week’s episode and it’s not just the pets. The beefs involve siphoning and strictly and the QFTP’s cover embarrassing Dads, milky mash and Cruise Ship antics!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on A...

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August 26, 2021

Ep 131. A thumbnail of wine

Rosie and Chris return and it’s STILL the summer holidays! When will they end?? The pair share their beefs over a little more than a thumbnail of wine and answer some questions from the smas and das which cover sex amnesia and swapping pants with your mum, enjoy!  Become a member at https://pl...

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August 19, 2021

Ep 130. To whom it may concern

This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm-up buzz in the air.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

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August 12, 2021

Ep 129. Rosie Harissa

Chris and Rosie are in the studio and there's been technical problems, again. They chat pets, suspicious texting and there's a new 'our house' feature.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

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August 5, 2021

Ep 128. Draw the minion!

On this week’s podcast the Ramsey’s have some holiday kids club flash backs! Robin corrects Rosie’s spelling and Chris has some residual beef from sun stroke. Rosie puts her foot down over napkins and there is a live appearance from Sandra who helps out with some pronunciation. All of this plus some...

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July 29, 2021

Ep 127. Not a holiday

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.   Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

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July 22, 2021

Ep. 126 Good Grief

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory lane. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

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July 15, 2021

Ep 125. Return of the toenails

Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das! This week they discuss cereal, manual labour and getting ready for a night out. The beefs are fresh and minty and the QFTP's cover a horrible nail c...

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July 8, 2021

Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules on Tennis. There is some minesweeping chat, a story from a midwife and an ethical dilemma. All of this plus some cracking beef, enjoy!   B...

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July 1, 2021

Ep 123. Case closed

On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some fabulous QFTP's... enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

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June 24, 2021

Ep 122. Hack Guy

On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Island, crisp facts and why Rosie wouldn’t do the Masked Singer. As well as this, paramedic Jess returns and Robin makes a cameo, enjoy!  Become a mem...

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June 17, 2021

Ep 121. One ring to rule them all

This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring some bed time beefs. QFTP's involve food minesweeping, medical students and an unexpected situation involving a fireman, batman and a damsel in distres...

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June 10, 2021

Ep 120. Low hanging fruit

The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed at Chris’s reaction after watching a crime drama and the QFTP’s involve some pretty disgusting sieving, a modern day love story and some naughty holiday s...

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June 3, 2021

Ep 119. Like father, like son

Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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May 27, 2021

Ep 118. What a man wants

Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chris's side.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

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May 20, 2021

Ep 117. Festering Bowl of Bolognese

Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavoured beef.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

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May 13, 2021

Ep 116. Instructed by tumblers

On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pros and cons of shopping as a family. QFTP’s involve some tough blisters, a poorly judged wedding prank and an attempt at food poisoning. Plus Rosie s...

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May 6, 2021

Ep 115. Sidebored

On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting beef whilst Chris's are more interior based. QFTP's involve a trip to the doctors, an unfortunate puppy name and some mistaken identity. See you all a...

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April 29, 2021

Ep 114. A lady from the 90's

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampolining incident. The beefs are eggy and QFTP’s involve bins, a PDA that goes wrong and an unusual use of a plastic bag… environmentally friendly thou...

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April 22, 2021

Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircut. As ever the QFTP's are brilliant - there is coffin...

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April 15, 2021

Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new song.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://...

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April 8, 2021

Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

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April 1, 2021

Ep 110. 110 take 2

It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discuss jiving, medical samples, curry after effects and ex...

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March 26, 2021

Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown ups getting pocket money and an unusual Funeral...

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March 19, 2021

EP 108. Carpet Squares

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sm...

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March 11, 2021

Ep 107. Bucking Mad

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use of a sock. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.ac...

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March 4, 2021

Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and some jaw dropping QFTP's. Enjoy! Become a member at...

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February 25, 2021

Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradition that get the guys thinking. Enjoy! Become a member at htt...

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February 18, 2021

Ep 104. Flock of Lasagne

On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh beef and QFTP's that involve a kilt, lasagne and some Sambuca. Enjo...

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February 11, 2021

This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office poll about mash, beans and jelly! Enjoy. Become a member ...

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February 4, 2021

Ep. 102 Cremetisserie

Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

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January 28, 2021

Ep 101. Maternity Leave #3

It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/...

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January 21, 2021

Ep 100. Best of #1

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief cameo courtesy of Rosie's Nana and THAT story about the b...

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January 14, 2021

Ep 99. Maternity Leave #2

On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a cameo from a certain member of the Ramsey clan! Become a member at ...

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January 7, 2021

Ep 98. Maternity Leave #1

This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/s...

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December 31, 2020

Ep 97. Docket or Not

It's 2021 and thank F for that! Chris and Rosie talk about YouTube sensation Ryan, crap Christmas presents and Rosie has a cemetery related mystery...plus Chris has been holding back a question from the public you'll probably wish you'd never heard.  Become a member at https://plus.acast....

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December 24, 2020

Ep 96. Christmas Bonus Special

It's Christmas day! And Rosie and Chris have got some not going out at Christmas advice, spoon based beef and a few festive questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

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December 17, 2020

Ep 95. Turkey leg-over

It's the week before Christmas and the Ramsey's are getting festive! They both confess their envy over a Christmas ornament and worry about what has now become the Christmas covid 'bauble'. There are some festive beefs (and non festive ones!) and some wonderful Christmas themed QFTP... anyone seen t...

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December 10, 2020

Ep 94. Gorgey Hun

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss thrupples, nostalgic trips to the football, beverages in the shower and a frisky farmer. All of this plus Rosie's Mysteries, weekly beefs and the return of Belinda! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . H...

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December 3, 2020

Ep 93. Living with Meatloaf

On the podcast this week Rosie reveals what Robin thinks of his parents, there's some bath based beef and some festive singing. QFTP's involve a phantom farter and a strange pregnancy craving. All of this plus the couple are joined by TV Presenter, Steph McGovern, for a quick chat! Become a member...

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November 26, 2020

Ep 92. Narrow Church

On the podcast this week Chris is revealed as a listener's guilty crush but there are some questions surrounding his character, the couple celebrate no longer peeing in a bucket and they discuss their Sunday Brunch experience. Barry Beef makes a return and QFTP's involves gin miniatures and bad dat...

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November 19, 2020

Ep 91. See this finger, see this thumb

This week on the podcast the Ramsey’s catch you up on their week – twin tilers, an electric boot problem and Rosie gets her words mixed up. There’s a fruity Rosie’s mystery and some beefs that might involve an expensive testing habit for Chris. Q’s from the p’s range from a stinky old pillow to...

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November 12, 2020

Ep 90. Bed Kegs

Tensions are running high in the Ramsey household this week, so much so, there is some organic early beefs! Rosie and Chris discuss Outlander, sharing dreams and Nana Bridget. There's a Rosie's Mystery plus some brilliant QFTP.... communal underwear anyone? Become a member at https://plus.acast.co...

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November 5, 2020

Ep 89. Where you bin my love?

It's a busy week for the sma's and da's - Rosie has a new song to share and Chris (with some help from the PM) has a lockdown quiz for all to play along. The couple discuss Jacket potatoes v's Toasties, how to beat an egg and male personal hygiene. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. ...

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October 30, 2020

Ep 88. Mr Saturday Night

This week Chris and Rosie talk about second hand bath water, have Mr Saturday Night related beef and some fact checking phone calls from Rosie's family.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

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October 22, 2020

Ep. 87 Heels and shoulders

The Ramsey's are back for another cracking episode - this week Rosie is getting in festive with some Halloween and Christmas plans. There's some beef, a mystery which Chris does pretty well with and some great QFTP's. Yoghurt anyone? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.a...

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October 15, 2020

Ep 86. The today after tomorrow

This week on the podcast the pair discuss socially distanced chat up lines, almost love on the tube and a knicker thief. Rosie delivers another great mystery involving airport security and the eef's lead to a potential unexpected fashion statement. All this plus is there a new Superhero on the horiz...

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October 8, 2020

Ep 85. Mark of Zorro

On the podcast this week things get a little sexy with some fruity QFTP's. The beef's are as animated as ever with Rosie's being particularly straight to the point! There is some covid romance chat, some dogging discussion and a would you rather that involves breaking wind. Become a member at https...

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October 1, 2020

Ep 84. Top Sheet

Rosie and Chris are recording from their office this week. It's strictly business and also some Gaviscon flavoured beef, chicken burger mysteries and an assortment of questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted ...

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September 24, 2020

Ep 83. Give me an A

This week on the podcast Chris shares his lockdown woes and Rosie shares some of his snoring! The mysteries have a little addition and the beef's double up. There are some brilliant QFTP's... including one that raises a medical question. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. http...

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September 17, 2020

Ep 82. Minty Fresh

On the podcast this week Chris surprises Rosie with a new feature! The pair discuss who gets what in a break up, baby showers v's wetting the babies head, some ear lobe sucking and a minty fresh experience that went wrong. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast...

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September 10, 2020

Ep 81. Spite Salmon

The Ramsey's have reason to celebrate this week after becoming bestsellers and it's got Rosie pretty emotional! On the podcast the couple discuss little white lies, stranger danger, trigger warnings and orchestrated arguments. All of this plus a question from Phil Ellis and the brilliant Rosie's Mys...

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September 3, 2020

Ep 80. Auntie Pat

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie celebrate the release of their book and Barry Beef gets in touch with some kind words for the couple... Rosie's Mysteries returns and there is an update on Chris' ear wax! As well as this enjoy some brilliant QFTP's including an incredibly awkward date and a ...

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September 2, 2020

To celebrate the release of Sh**ged Married Annoyed the Book here is bonus podcast ep with a couple of clips from the audiobook, enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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August 27, 2020

Ep 79. Around the World

It's almost back to school time and Rosie is feeling unprepared - will Robin be using the lost property PE kit? Also this week, Chris is missing his drinking partner and is determined to get Rosie out of the motorhome. As well as this the term 'Gilf' is used on the podcast for the first time and the...

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August 20, 2020

On the podcast this week the couple discuss Robin's latest behaviour, Chris' week in London and an unfortunate bike accident. Rosie's Mysteries returns alongside some familiar beef and some bizarre QFTP's. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted...

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August 13, 2020

Ep 77. Eat Your Words

This week Chris and Rosie are recording from a hotel. They reflect on their motorhome holiday and Rosie solves more mysteries.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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August 6, 2020

Ep 76. Sweet sixteen unicorn

No only has it been motorhome week in the Ramsey household but it was also Chris' Birthday and there was an unusual choice of cake. There are vehicle based beefs and another instalment of Rosie's Mysteries - all of this plus some great QFTP's. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma....

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July 30, 2020

Ep 75. A breath of fresh air

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss hot baths, zoom dates, Guinea Pigs and revenge. It's also the week that sees the debut of Rosie's new feature... enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

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July 23, 2020

Ep 74. Queen Bee in The Side Garden

This week Chris and Rosie discuss their new flying neighbours. Rosie has a mystery...which is promptly solved and they hear about what not to do after you've been to Nandos.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. ...

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July 16, 2020

Ep 73. 36 hours later

Another big week in the Ramsey household! Not only did they win a British Podcast Award (thanks smas & das) but they also announced a new addition to the family and perhaps a motorhome too! This week the pair discuss an odd date involving taxidermy, a drunk Dad doing DIY and they answer a big qu...

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July 9, 2020

Ep 72. Guest in the nest

It's been quite the week for the Ramsey's. So much so there is double beef! Rosie explains some Real House Wives lingo and Chris reveals why he is not Bike Guy. There are some tales of childhood punishments and a strange choice of sleeping arrangements. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast...

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July 2, 2020

Ep 71. Dull as dishwater

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris have their weekly catch up and of course The Beefs! They reveal Robin's new term for Rosie and Chris explains why he's getting through so many Birthday Cakes in lockdown. There's skiving off school confessions, a militant Grandmother and a question about toil...

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June 25, 2020

Ep 70. Seventy several

This week on the podcast there is a log update, Chris's new coffee invention and the rules of the SMA drinking game are revealed! QFTP's include a clapping complaint, an unusual Doctors appointment and a DNA dilemma. Also this week, friend of the show Carl Hutchinson gets in touch with a question fo...

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June 18, 2020

Ep 69. Meal for Two

On the podcast this week, it's meal for two time! Chris and Rosie bring their beef to the table and discuss their week which involves Chris potentially buying enough logs to build a cabin. QFTP's vary from a pizza slice being hidden in a questionable place to a story about a giant Ant that ends in t...

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June 11, 2020

Ep 68. Dental dam

This week on the podcast Chris has chosen the questions and there is some absolute corkers, including some safe sex advice, an awkward text scenario and and update on a potential covid romance. As well as this, Rosie shares her annoyance with Birthdays and they both share the moment they nearly got ...

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June 4, 2020

Ep 67. Streets of Heferlon

The beefs get real on this week's podcast when Rosie takes it to a whole new level! The pair discuss the six in a garden dilemma and they share the joy of Robin starting to do chores. As always the QFTP's go from the weird to the disgusting - this week they include a Pizza rating system, a smelly fa...

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May 28, 2020

Ep 66. Fortune cookies

On this week's podcast Rosie's love of cushions is escalating and Chris is having none of it. There is some discussion over the pronunciation of nougat, a potential lockdown love story and some strange one night stand behaviour. All of this plus a story about a car sale that takes a very strange tur...

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May 21, 2020

Ep 65. Love Birds

It's episode 65 of the podcast and Chris is officially a 'bike guy' but Rosie has some rules about this escalating hobby. The pair discuss breastfeeding, piercings, bad wedding presents and ghosts. There is some brilliant utensil based beef and angry Sharon from the pub makes an appearance to discus...

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May 14, 2020

Ep 64. Bath Buddy

On the podcast this week Rosie's beef backfires and Chris gets annoyed at plants! They compare PE Classes and Rosie shares the details of her school trip to Holy Island.There are some great QFTP's - involving bathing, eating yogurt without a spoon and drunken nights in a playsuit. Enjoy! Become a m...

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May 7, 2020

Ep 63. The Twits

On the podcast this week we find out who made an unlikely appearance in The Ramsey's wedding photos and why Chris is staying relatively calm during a pandemic. There's a drink based beef and an announcement from Barry. Some great QFTP's and the first ever Shagged Married Annoyed guests! Become a me...

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April 30, 2020

On this week's podcast Rosie reveals what she likes to do at train stations and Chris has some ideas for the next series of Strictly. The beef's get juicy and there are some very impressive Lamb impressions (why not?!). They discuss horror movies, ice eating and what to do when you find a sex toy in...

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April 23, 2020

Ep 61. My lover

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their main motivation behind exercise and they settle on a new way of introducing each other. Chris gets a taste of his own medicine and Rosie gets annoyed at how good her husband is looking. There's some smelly Q from the's P's and some great childho...

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April 16, 2020

Ep 60. Zoom Pole

This week on the podcast Chris shares his new hobby, Rosie gets annoyed by Chris' weight loss and the pair go down memory lane with some kids TV. The Foot Stool guy re-surfaces, there is some questionable Easter egg based behaviour plus some more Tiger Trapping tales. Become a member at https://pl...

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April 9, 2020

Ep 59. Tiger trap

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie settle a disagreement. Rosie reveals her past as a Bingo caller and shares a story about a phone in talent competition. There is some strange behaviour at Brighton beach, a postie in trouble and some questionable hand washing techniques. Enjoy! Become a memb...

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April 2, 2020

Ep 58. Fondling by the reservoir

This week on the podcast the Ramsey's have felt the full effect of the clocks changing... as if things weren't weird enough! Rosie has hit rock bottom with some questionable parenting and Chris offers sympathy to the millionaires in their mansions during social distancing. There's some great Q's fro...

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March 27, 2020

Ep 57. The Sniff test

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their self isolation woes, there's some juicy beef and some fantastic q's from the p's. Enjoy, stay inside and wash your hands! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

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March 20, 2020

Ep 56. The Depositor

It's strange times across the globe and this week Chris and Rosie bring you an extended version of the podcast. Not only do they discuss their feelings around the current situation (including good deeds that didn't go to plan)but they deliver beef with a spin and they answer your questions and read ...

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March 13, 2020

Ep 55. Elastic Burdens

It's been quite the week for Chris & Rosie and there is some great post awards chat. Chris had his parenting judged and the couple are figuring out what will go in the Wembley Show - Spoons anyone? There are some brilliant questions from the public - how do you feel about other peoples carpets? ...

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March 5, 2020

Ep 54. Pointing the Finger

On this week's podcast we here about Rosie's night out, and there's a lot of finger chat plus a new (returning?) character. There's some technology themed beef, a request to settle an argument over a broken plate and a story about some lost chewing gum - where could it have gone? Become a member at...

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February 27, 2020

Ep 53. Auntie Panky

It's been a busy week in the Ramsey household - Rosie has another new job and Robyn has Chicken Pox. However, the couple find time to share some beefs, answer questions from the public and discuss the pros and cons of role play. Enjoy! You can buy tickets for the Shagged Married Annoyed tour here: s...

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February 20, 2020

Ep 52. One in Thirty

This week Chris and Rosie have been enlightened with some very on brand statistics...Barry's back and they get anecdotes from a real life member of the public and a doctor. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

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February 13, 2020

Ep 51. Sip Swallow Chug, Chug, Chug

This week Chris and Rosie have had a plumbing disaster, and Chris was a total legend-ish about it. There's whistle wake up beef, restaurant food disasters and disgusting behaviour on a train. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See...

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February 6, 2020

Ep 50. Billy’s Egg Trick

Fifty episodes in and the Ramsey's are still delivering the beef! There's some book chat and another of Barry's family members gets in touch. Question's from the public involve hedgehogs, placentas and frozen meals. Enjoy all of this and more, including the return of 'Let's talk about S**t'. Become...

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January 30, 2020

Ep 49. Brace yourself

Episode 49 and there's a new Beef family member in town! As well as bringing you some exciting news The Ramsey's get nostalgic about childhood illness envy, they reveal their worst 3 course meals, they share the next Chapter from Jesse AND there is a celebrity question. Brace yourself! Become a mem...

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January 23, 2020

Ep 48. Drip Drip Drop.

Tensions are running high on this week's episode! As always there's a weekly beef (with Barry getting more air time than ever) and some brilliant questions and stories from the public. This week these cover birth stories to tap water chat and dentistry to a sex themed urban myth. Enjoy. Become a me...

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January 16, 2020

Ep 47. Express yourself

This week Rosie and Chris give an update on the breastfeeding groom, tackle some important shopping trolley etiquette, discuss parent porn stars and they hear back from Friend of the show - Jess the paramedic. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Ho...

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January 9, 2020

Ep 46. Wide Winifred

It's 2020 and Chris and Rosie return with yet another brilliant episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed! There's some great beef, an unlikely story involving a glow stick, a pretty rank pooh story (natch) and a general post Christmas catch up. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. htt...

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December 19, 2019

Ep 45. Sweaty Veg: Christmas Special

It's the Christmas Special! And Rosie has Lapland beef and some topless memories. There's also some festive (sort of) questions from the public. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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December 12, 2019

Ep 44. Bad breath boyfriend

Things are getting festive in the Ramsey Household, including the beef! There's some questionable oral hygiene stories, a cat survival tale that will have you on the edge of your seat and some impressive rapping from Chris...and Rosie. As well as all of this, there's a celebrity question from comedy...

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December 5, 2019

Ep 43. Raging semi

The semi finals! Who'd have thought it? Chris and Rosie return to discuss all things Strictly plus there's a celeb question from Kelvin Fletcher. As well as this there are the weekly beefs, more than enough pooh based chat and some relationship advice. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sm...

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November 28, 2019

Ep 42. Don't hate, hydrate.

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces Barry Beef and Chris expresses his bin and recycling issues. As well as this they discuss Strictly, make a return to Let's talk about S**t and have a brilliant celeb question from friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson. Become a member at https://plus.acast....

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November 21, 2019

Ep 41. Batman lives next door

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces a new feature as well as still delivering on the weekly beefs! There are some wonderful stories about going commando and getting caught out, sending risque pics and there's a follow up explanation of the word 'bucking'. All of this and a celeb question from ...

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November 14, 2019

Ep 40. Cheese table

It's episode 40 and Chris is off to Blackpool! As well as talking all things Strictly, Rosie and Chris discuss Sandra's latest stash and Rosie's recent trip to London. There are some brilliant stories and questions from the public, topics range from an unfortunate cheese incident to a trip to A&...

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November 7, 2019

Ep 39. The Zodiac DJ

It's episode 39 of Sh**ged Married Annoyed and the Ramsey's are back with some brilliant beef and some stories that cover being jilted at the alter, the Zodiac DJ, a bare chested massage and a wheelie bin. Plus it's a podcast first for Rosie's Mum Sandra who makes a cameo appearance! Become a membe...

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November 1, 2019

Ep 38. Buttery Beef

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss surviving Halloween week on Strictly and how Chris's bottom has got bigger #glutesfordays There is some exquisite beef that gets Rosie raging and some brilliant questions from the public. As well as all of this the fabulous and fierce Michelle Visage se...

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October 24, 2019

Ep 37. The Urine Episode

It's definitely episode 37! And Chris meets a superstar while Rosie is having laptop bag issues. They discuss shopkeepers, kissing on the lips and receive the most disgusting email yet... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See ac...

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October 17, 2019

Ep 36. Final Warning

This week Chris and Rosie have shared massage beef. They talk favourite fridge pickings, Chris comes up with a new invention and they receive possibly the best email yet... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

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October 10, 2019

Ep 35. Bit of the moon

Chris and Rosie have been inundated with hostel stories so strap in for some hilarious/disturbing tales! Also this week there is some bluetooth beef, proposal nostalgia, a revelation that involves Yorkshire Pudding mix and a great question from the brilliant Sian Gibson. Become a member at https://...

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October 3, 2019

Ep 34. Coughcast

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss school detention, Fireman Sam's only Italian resident, that annoying workmate and much more! Plus Rosie has a cough that is getting on Chris's nerves, big style. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . H...

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September 26, 2019

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss week one on Strictly, the train to London with Sandra the Womble, popping spots, noisy randy neighbours and there is a fishy question from Chris's brilliant dance partner Karen Hauer. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.aca...

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September 19, 2019

Ep 32. Butt Rings

There is some Lasagne based beef this week and Rosie is not happy! As well as discussing which way they stand in a shower the pair discuss second hand sex toys, falling asleep in front of the telly and they explain what a 'pudding' is. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:...

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September 12, 2019

Ep 31. Sugar Lips

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about their North Run experience (no running) they have some bed time beef and they answer some brilliant questions from the public. As well as this there are some truth bombs about what they do when Robyn's not at home and Jamie Laing sends in a great q...

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September 5, 2019

Ep 30. Swamp rings

This week on the podcast Rosie shares what she did for her Year Six project, Chris reveals what a bad loser he is, there's some car themed beef and some dubious emails from listeners! Plus Chris tries his hand at giving Rosie a new nickname. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:/...

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August 29, 2019

Ep 29. Use your face more!

Strictly is getting closer and this week Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's dancing face and what happened when Rosie gave Chris some dancing tips! There's some Birthday Beef and we hear from a body double plus a brilliant celeb question! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus....

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August 22, 2019

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss what constitutes a picnic, why it's okay to have the heating on in August, driving instructor tales and advice on getting over an ex. As well as all of this there is not one but six brilliant questions from pop star twins Jedward. Become a member at ...

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August 15, 2019

Ep 27. Found a good a chew

The Ramsey’s are back. The beefs reveal some questionable behaviour, there’s some strictly chat, a story involving a four finger Kit Kat, love bite tales and not one but three questions from YouTube super star Zoella. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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August 8, 2019

Ep 26. Out of Office #2

This week the Ramsey's are on their holidays so here are some bonus questions from the public! They include hotel etiquette, same dress dramas and some financial advice. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

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August 1, 2019

Ep. 25 Twinkle Toes

This week Chris and Rosie both have some exciting news! They're getting on well but there's still some beef. They discuss natural(ish) alarm clocks, bread VS potatoes and going to gigs alone and have a question from local celeb Joe McEldry. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://...

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July 25, 2019

Ep 24. Viennetta Vinny

This week Chris is getting very comfortable with the opening of the podcast, a bit too comfortable for Rosie. They have alarm clock and Maltesers based beef and discuss toothpaste dispensing and teabag etiquette plus have a couple of questions from Rick Edwards. Become a member at https://plus.acas...

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July 18, 2019

Ep 23. Did you hear about the Crab Girl?

This week on the podcast the beef gets serious! Rosie and Chris discuss first cars, inherited traits and a disturbing urban myth. There is also a brilliant question from the fabulous Roisin Conaty Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast...

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July 11, 2019

Ep 22. Push the button

This week on the podcast double dipping returns, Rosie brings some serious beef and there's a surprising personal grooming question. And as an additional treat, Chris has a little test for Rosie. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast....

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July 4, 2019

Ep 21. Double dip with me all day long

This week the Ramsey’s discuss an interesting trip to an outdoor pool, the joy of ear wax, cheese grating techniques and Rosie’s trouble with phrases. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

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June 27, 2019

Ep 20. Worrying Crush

The Ramsey’s are back from their Holidays and have some brilliant beef to share. They also answer questions about naked neighbours, dressing etiquette and a tooth pick alternative. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

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June 20, 2019

Ep 19. Out of Office Reply

Rosie and Chris are on their holidays so on this week's podcast they share some questions from the public that didn't make it in the first time round. They discuss how often they change their sheets, plucking in public and pineapple on pizza. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:...

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June 13, 2019

Ep 18. Fetch the bang pillow!

This week Chris and Rosie discuss loud yawners, towel sharing and living together, separately. Rosie also recalls her eventful journey home from The Spice Girls – brace yourselves! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

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June 6, 2019

Ep 17. The square root of sex

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss nudist beaches, an unusual ‘would you rather’ and farting after sex. As well as all of this there’s their weekly beef and a celeb question from Comedian Lee Ridley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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May 30, 2019

Ep 16. Fanny by the gaslight

This week Rosie and Chris record the podcast next to the bare carcass of a chicken (good effort Rosie). They discuss tag team lie ins, embarrassing kid stories, lazy DIY and give some advice to couples going on holiday together. Or not. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus...

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May 23, 2019

Ep 15. Our safe word is...

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss safe words, what they wear in bed and things they believed as a kid. Plus, Rosie reveals her new song and there’s a celebrity question from the original Guv’nor – Al Murray. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/s...

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May 16, 2019

Ep 14. A pre-marriage thing?

In this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie cover a variety of topics including swear words, women drivers (!) and how they feel about using each other’s phones. As well as this there is some weekly beef and a celebrity question from Podcast royalty Giovanna Fletcher. Become a member at https://plus.aca...

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May 9, 2019

Ep 13. Bed time stand off

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss embarrassing parental behaviour, who would win in a fight and dubious Instagram behaviour. They also hear from comedian Daniel Sloss who wants to know if either have conceded an argument when they actually think they’re right Become a member at https...

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May 2, 2019

Ep 12. Caravan of love

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss caravans, crisp packet colours and lying about sexual partners. They have a great question from Radio Royalty Sara Cox plus they answer the age old question – Ant OR Dec? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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April 25, 2019

Ep 11. Floss before you flirt

On this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris are dealing with the Easter Egg aftermath. They discuss Game of Thrones (no spoilers) snoring, weeing in the shower and hoover obsessions. They also receive a question from none other than TV’s Vicky McClure AKA DI Kate Fleming. Become a m...

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April 18, 2019

Ep 10. Who let the cats in?

This week Rosie and Chris drink wine again! They discuss their biggest beef with the general public, sleeping on the sofa, the worst house party Chris ever went to and an incident in the bathroom which led to the best thing Rosie has ever done. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. http...

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April 11, 2019

Ep 9. Wine and a FAB time

This week Rosie and Chris recorded the podcast accompanied by some wine! They discuss airport etiquette, putting on dirty clothes after a shower, their worst argument and Rosie gives some advice involving Skittles and shares a hidden talent. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:/...

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April 4, 2019

Ep 8. Diplomatic Immunity

In this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss arguing tactics, eating in bed, parenting styles and the woes of recycling. They also hear from a listener who wants to thank them for invigorating his sex life, who knew? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https:/...

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March 28, 2019

Ep 7. Shredded Beef

Chris and Rosie bring you this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed from a studio in London. They chat about the stages of being away from your kids, the great crisp debate and family peeing (is this a thing?). They also answer your questions which this week cover sex injuries, praise for chores and c...

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March 22, 2019

Ep 6. Let’s see shall we

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss friends with benefits, romance at work, who’s the best in a crisis and which out of the two of them would Vicky Pattison liked to take out on the lash. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/...

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March 15, 2019

Ep 5. Widowed by a Seagull

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris has a near miss with a seagull and Rosie has some correspondence from The National Lottery. As well as all of this there’s questions about staying friends with exes, who apologises first and whether Chris could live with Rosie’s alter ego - Ros...

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March 7, 2019

Ep 4. Don't touch my bum, I'm a celebrity Mum

This week on Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss Celeb Mum of the Year, people that wipe bogies on toilet walls and if it’s okay to have sex whilst listening to a podcast... it isn’t, it’s weird. Also Celebrity Chef Simon Rimmer gets in touch with a food based question for the couple....

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February 28, 2019

Ep3. Episode three, take two.

As well as answering your questions on this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris explains the rules he’s made since meeting Rosie’s family, Rosie outs Chris for his weird Tennis Snoring (and has evidence!), the pair discuss farting in front of your partner and of course there is a celebr...

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February 21, 2019

Ep 2. Hungry eyes and a first date surprise

On this week's episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie have a recap on the foursome (not theirs!), they discuss going hungry on a date, they reminisce (kind of) about when they first moved in together and they answer Comedian Jason Manford's questions. Also on this episode, Rosie is give...

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February 14, 2019

Ep 1. Three’s a crowd, four’s a chore

In the first episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris discuss their weekly beef, answer some risqué questions from Instagram and they hear from Ed Sheeran who needs an answer to an ongoing domestic debate. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma . ...

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February 4, 2019

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they wil...

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