Lisa Kudrow

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Speaker 1 How's the song go? Did I have it?

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Speaker 1 It's close.

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Speaker 1 Our phone. What's the chorus? Just give me the words.

Speaker 1 I'll be there for you. Thank you.
I'll be there for you,

Speaker 1 even my senses.

Speaker 1 What's the second part? That was it.

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Speaker 1 I don't know what's happening with you.

Speaker 1 Just hearing the song come out of my mouth is very disruptive. Well, we're just dysregulating.

Speaker 1 Da, da, da, diet, dot, dot, dot, dot, okay.

Speaker 1 Can we please?

Speaker 1 Friends. What if I thought at some point they screamed friends in the song?

Speaker 2 Our first friend is here.

Speaker 1 This is very important.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's why I'm getting upset.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're getting nervous because it's such an honor and you're afraid I'm going to anger our lovely guest, Lisa Kudrow. You can't.
She's a ground lean improv genius.

Speaker 1 She knows how to party and get down and play. She sure does.
She was awesome. I love Lisa Kudrow.

Speaker 1 Well, that's our guest, Lisa Kudrow. I said it seven times.
She's

Speaker 1 an award-winning actor, a producer, friends, da-da-da-da. Friends,

Speaker 1 the comeback, Rome and Michelle's high school reunion, web therapy. I was on that.
Who do you think you are? And okay, her new show, I say from the bottom of my heart, is delicious. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 You're going to love it. I know.
I told you, it's very murders in the building with apartment. Murders in the building.

Speaker 2 I know. I'm so excited.
Yes.

Speaker 1 It's really, really great. She's fantastic in it.
Please enjoy it.

Speaker 2 Guys, this is a huge deal.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 2 I feel very grateful. We're seven years in and it's our first friend.

Speaker 1 It'll come up in the episode, but

Speaker 1 I want to say it now. We did almost have a friend, David Schwimmer.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he had to cancel because he had a really bad ear infection. Yes.
And Robbie Wobb said he had Schwimmer's ear. Yeah.
It's really good. Great joke.
It bears repeating twice.

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Speaker 1 He's an all-transfer.

Speaker 1 He's an all-transfer.

Speaker 1 He's an all-time spirit.

Speaker 1 I'm chewing gum. Oh, wow.
Yeah, you should.

Speaker 1 Is it nicotine gum? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You know, I love nicotine. I'm on all kinds of variety other than smoking.
What? I do the mints, the lozenges, and then I do a little spray.

Speaker 1 Do you know about the spray?

Speaker 1 I don't do it, but you know about it. My husband does it.
He does. You get it here? It's fucking pricey.

Speaker 1 Because, yeah, they're European, right? Right. That's it.
That's it, right here. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's it. It's so exciting.

Speaker 1 exciting i'm just so happy i'm not getting judged for still using nicotine oh no no no because most people say well you got to get off that why yeah because they don't know yeah they're just thinking of smoking which yes you should get off smoking and i chewed tobacco which of course you should get off of that but nicotine's fine That's what my research has shown.

Speaker 1 We've had many doctors confirm that on here. Yeah.
Oh, good. Right.
That's not the problem. It was the delivery system that's the problem.
Tobacco is the best delivery system.

Speaker 1 The dosage was really perfect.

Speaker 2 How long did you partake in that delivery system?

Speaker 1 20 years. Nice.
Yeah. And then 20 years of this.
I'm 20 years on this too. Yeah.
We both quit at the same time. I quit it in 2005.
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 I did the full body scan recently and I was just bracing. I'm like, you know, dude, you smoked a pack a day when not drinking and several packs when drinking a day.
That's a bad combination, too.

Speaker 1 That's so bad.

Speaker 1 You can't get enough of them in your mouth when you're drunk

Speaker 1 i know well it's just two lung irritants and throat irritants is so bad it's a real fuck you to that whole system yeah by the way this is why i'm no fun in a dinner party why because i get like oh no that's terrible two irritants

Speaker 1 you know did you read the study on

Speaker 1 i think that's part of your charm though oh yeah no it is i watched a ton of interviews with you today i think that's a very charming part of you now back to you and i trying to not perform anymore oh Oh, right.

Speaker 1 My therapist would say to me, Hey, sometimes, and I'm only asking you to do it 10% of the time. Sometimes watch the show.
It's a good show.

Speaker 1 You don't always have to be the show, but I'm so controlling. Some of my performing is out of my controlling nature.
Is yours that way? I'm not sure, or I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 Maybe more to the point.

Speaker 1 Maybe I am. After Friends, I did two different shows that was basically just me.
Yes. Right.

Speaker 1 So I did have to to think about, ooh, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 Coming from the most quintessential ensemble.

Speaker 1 And to me, that has nothing to do with it. Right.
Just

Speaker 1 a coincidence. By the way, maybe it does have nothing to do with it.
Yeah. Yeah.
And maybe it does. Do I have to know? Wasn't the working title, though, of one of the shows, Now It's My Time to Shine?

Speaker 1 That was another show. That was a third show.
There's a third show. Still in development, in development hell.

Speaker 1 But my controlling part is, I get anxiety that if it's left to some non-professionals,

Speaker 1 that this thing's going to go in the ditch. It's like if I get on an elevator with four strangers, I think, well, I'm the one with improv training.

Speaker 1 It's kind of on my shoulders to make this experience less awkward. Or is it also their expectations from this group of me? Yes.

Speaker 1 So to me, that is very actory or entertaining person who's trying to please or fulfill expectations. I know there's a part of me that just wants to play too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So if I am in a gathering where there are funny people around and they're doing bits, I want to participate.

Speaker 1 I also want to see if I can keep up or I'm a little competitive and I think I can do better. I can beat that.
I want to see if I can win at this.

Speaker 2 And you still feel that way.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sometimes. And then there's plenty of times where I do feel like go for it.
Yeah. Especially if it's a bunch of stand-ups, stand-up comedians.

Speaker 1 That is a different vibe, though, doesn't it? Yes. Because you and I are both from the groundlings.
Yes. And we're both improv people and sketch people.

Speaker 1 I often feel, and this is too critical of stand-ups, but it's like, are we playing or am I hearing six minutes of your stand-up right now?

Speaker 1 Is this interactive or am I the recipient of pre-planned something? Right. And it can get mean if I overstep.
I'm inviting some hostility potentially. Interesting.
If I question or compete. Oh, sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I bet it's worse for you. Because

Speaker 1 a woman.

Speaker 2 That's true. Do you also think people, because of the TV show, they don't know what you can do? They think, oh, you can read a script in a funny way, but they don't know about your background.

Speaker 1 They don't know about the pedigree. Yeah, they don't.
But my huge stand-up career before, no, and I did not have a stand-up career forever. But you're a groundling.

Speaker 1 Well, some people know they don't care because it's not stand-up. By the way, have you noticed? To me, stand-up comedians are so much more serious than comedic actors.

Speaker 1 They want to analyze comedy and pick it apart and talk really seriously about what they do. Yes.
I definitely think there's a strata of dysfunction that the result is comedy.

Speaker 1 And I think improv artists are like a seven on that scale. Right.
And I think stand-ups are generally a 10. They got some fucking shit to work out and you're going to sit here and listen to it.

Speaker 1 Were you a a groundling? No, I didn't make it. I was in a Sunday company for a year and was kicked out.
They just recently got over that wound.

Speaker 1 I mean, truly, maybe like six years ago. I was never a crowd pleaser.
I don't even know how I got into the main company because I didn't do the kind of stuff audiences liked.

Speaker 1 So I think it would be helpful for people to know within the groundlings when you're in the Sunday company or the main company, you can be an inside favorite.

Speaker 1 There's always a couple people in the group that they're clearly the funniest by our definition, but that's not to say they kill the most.

Speaker 1 In fact, it's almost assured that you won't kill if you're the favorite among us.

Speaker 1 Whoever was the most offbeat and weirdest and most esoteric would make us laugh the night you'd put up all the sketches because it was refreshing and novel. I don't know if I fit that category either.

Speaker 2 Who were you there? What kind of things were you doing?

Speaker 1 I did your favorite actress on a talk show. It became a character I did in the comeback.
Yeah. This HBO show.
But I loved that character monologue. I loved doing those.
What about improv?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but not game improv.

Speaker 1 I liked it, I did this thing, Transformers, where it's sort of longer form, and you do a scene, and then it gets silent, whatever, I guess it's called miming to people listening who might not know, but whatever space work you're doing, it starts transforming as a group.

Speaker 1 You're all in sync, and you turn it from bailing hay to a rodeo lasso or something. Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 And then your new characters, they were really good improvisers in that. I was really happy.
I was the only girl. Well, let's back all the way up.
Mom was a real estate agent.

Speaker 1 When I was in high school, yeah. Okay.
And dad was a doctor and he specialized in headaches. Yes.

Speaker 1 What would that make him by training? Was it an internist? An internist, yeah. I can only assume knowing that you ended up working with him for so long.
Were you guys besties?

Speaker 1 Did you have a great relationship? Yeah, very close. And you have an older sister and two brothers.
Just sister and a brother. Oh, I got that wrong.
Okay, sister and a brother. And you went to Vosser.

Speaker 1 Vosser? Is that how you say it? Vassar?

Speaker 2 You made it fancier. I mean, it is fancy, but you made it fancier.

Speaker 1 Maybe back in the day, they would say they went to Vosser.

Speaker 1 Janine's going to Vassar in September, and we're thrilled about it. She absolutely answered her interview.

Speaker 1 I was thrilled to go to Vassar. I thought, yes, I'm going to be a lady.
Only ladies go to Vassar. And I get there and I find out, oh, these were like like the wild ones.
Really? Really?

Speaker 1 What do you mean by that? Like the Kennedy type, people who partied and had yachts and stuff? Very artistic and sort of rebellious and went their own way, you know, were not mainstream.

Speaker 1 It opened in 1861, which is start of the Civil War. It was a women's college.
I think the first to offer science for women to learn. That's for women.

Speaker 2 Women should not be trusted with science.

Speaker 1 No, that's a terrible idea. So you already are going to have a lot of people who are sending their daughters there who are not in the mainstream.
Was it all female when you went there? No.

Speaker 1 When did it switch to co-ed? 1969. Perfect year for that.
So I think the first year of graduating class of men was like 72, 3, 4. Okay.
And when you went there, you majored in biology.

Speaker 1 I presume you were going to be on a medical track? Yeah, it was pre-med. So had you done any acting in Encino? In junior high, I did because I liked going to summer school.

Speaker 1 I liked having something to do. And I took a play production thing and we wrote sketches and it was so fun and I could do it well.
But why not stick with it in high school? No.

Speaker 1 That is not something that if you're going to be an adult, you do. I decided.
Oh, right. It was too frivolous.
Yeah. Okay, you also went to high school with EZE.

Speaker 2 Oh, my.

Speaker 1 I did? You went to the same high school. What was it, Taft? What was it called? Yeah, how many years apart? No, it's at the same time.
What? How could I be the one telling you this?

Speaker 1 Because I don't know. You don't know about yourself, do you? I don't know about myself.
You're going to enjoy this. I also don't know who that is.
You don't know who EZ E is. This is so charming, too.

Speaker 1 This is great. He's one of the members of NWA.
Oh, wow. Yes.
I'm disappointed you didn't know he went there because I was under the assumption he lived in Compton.

Speaker 1 There were hits on him straight out of Compton. But he's going to school with you out in Woodland Hills.
Out in Woodland Hills. Maybe he got bussed there or something.
Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 2 What's his name before it was EZE? That might help us.

Speaker 1 I know what if I go, oh, yeah, exactly. I slept with him in 11th grade.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 no help. By the way, no,

Speaker 1 I had three friends

Speaker 1 in high school. Who were they? Well, maybe.
You were smarty pants. Like, what was your strata in that? Your first year in high school was sophomore year.

Speaker 1 And for five minutes, I thought, okay, I'm going to try to be a cheerleader. I'm going to try to be part of everything.

Speaker 1 So I went to all the rehearsals and I learned the thing for cheerleading squad. And then I didn't realize to try out.
That's in front of whoever shows up and wants to watch. And I just went, oh, no.

Speaker 1 Well, now, no.

Speaker 1 I do not want to be a cheerleader. And then you have to run and be elected and you have to campaign.

Speaker 1 I'm out. Not for me.

Speaker 2 No. Because you're shy?

Speaker 1 It was too embarrassing. Nothing good is going to come of that.
You're very tall. I am very tall.
I don't know. How tall are you? How tall? Like 5'8, 5'7 and a half? It's tall.
It's not that tall.

Speaker 1 It's not tall.

Speaker 1 I look gargantuan. No.
Next to the title. I just wondered if

Speaker 1 I think sometimes it's rough being tall when you're a girl in high school and boys are like 5'4. They haven't grown.
It can be hard. Or you're an actress.
And

Speaker 1 you're the only tall actor.

Speaker 1 Dax. You and I are built for each other to be in a scene together.
I'll make you look like a tiny little girl. I know.

Speaker 1 I just worked with Ray Romano, and I didn't know he was that tall because of Brad Garrett, but he's like 6'2 or 6'3. This is a phenomenon.
I've noticed it elsewhere, right?

Speaker 1 I remember the first time I met Andy Richter in real life and I went, what? You're 6'3? But he's next to Conan. His whole career.
Yes. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 How tall do you think Andy Richter is? He and I had a ton of fun.

Speaker 2 He's definitely 5'5.

Speaker 1 For sure. Yeah, with heels.
And that can happen. Yeah, Brad Garrett is a monster.
So Ray Ramar. He's very tall.

Speaker 1 But Ray was on parenthood, so I'm hip to the fact that he's probably 6'1 or 2 or something. Sorry.
6'1'2. Yeah.
Yeah, 6'1.2. Well, 610, we'll get his exact.
6'1.2.

Speaker 1 Okay, so in high school, you had three friends. Four.
Four.

Speaker 1 You just had

Speaker 1 a self-conscious that it was only three. Now you just made it four real time? I felt bad that I left out one of them.
Michael? No, I'm thinking of the girls. There were four of us.

Speaker 1 So I had three friends. Wait, one, two, three.
No, four. There were five of us.
I am fun at a dinner party. I've been to one with you.
I doubt you remember, but I've-

Speaker 1 I've been to one with you. Which one? We were at Adam Vennett's house for dinner one time.
Oh, my God. With my ex-girlfriend, Bree.

Speaker 2 Oh, so it was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 20 years ago. Okay.
Tell me. It was outside.
Yeah, at his nice big mansion. Yes, and Jim Burroughs was there.
Was he? I wasn't hip enough yet to have known who Jim Burroughs was.

Speaker 1 And somebody showed up a little late with a woman. I don't know if you'll clock this too.
Maybe you won't. But this woman, who I just went, what

Speaker 1 the hell? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
What version? Why is this happening? Like, how does that exist? Like, did it look like a sexual person? That was just sort of high-end.

Speaker 1 And then I saw that person a few years later on one of the housewives

Speaker 1 on a show. And I I went okay

Speaker 2 interesting

Speaker 1 but I can be sort of judgmental and someone comes in you're just like riffraff you know yeah

Speaker 1 yep bogey is what we say oh you do my wife and I'll go bogey six o'clock riffraff's a bad word I think yeah you think it's got like a bad historical I think so like racist or something oh god I hope not

Speaker 1 one can be bad about it if it's not racial because I know I've seen things yeah words are canceled now we have to look it up yeah

Speaker 1 No, but even like back then, I saw it in an old movie where it's like, oh, they're an actor. All actors are riffraff.
And then it came up in something else. And someone was like, don't say that.

Speaker 1 That's a horrible thing to say. And I went, riffraff? It doesn't sound like that.
That's really bad. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 Okay. We got clearance.

Speaker 1 What's the origin?

Speaker 1 Everything's good. Middle English.
Oh, fuck. We don't care about that.
Is that referring to any ethnicity or anything? Yeah, then we're fine. My only memory of who was there is you.
Oh, wow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I remember Brian and I driving home and we were like, I can't believe we met Lisa Kudra. This is fucking wild.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We couldn't believe we were at a dinner with you, to be honest.
So I don't know other than Vennett who was there other than you. And Chuck Laurie was there too, I think.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow, Dex. You missed this.

Speaker 1 I think this is a different part. How many times do you have dinner over there? Just once? I don't remember that many times.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But, okay, so for people who don't know, when you're on a set and you're filming, the ADs, if someone wanders into the scene that's not background hired to be in the scene, like you're filming on a sidewalk in downtown LA and everyone that walks back and forth has been hired.

Speaker 1 But if a civilian wanders in, they go, Mike go to three. Yeah, there's a bogey.
They always say there's a bogey. And that's a civilian that's wandered into the professional sector.
Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 That's funny. Kristen and I are big on bogey.
You got three bogeys. You're somewhere and you just think, oh my God, some civilians have

Speaker 1 entered the wrong door or something.

Speaker 2 So unrelatable.

Speaker 1 I don't think this.

Speaker 1 I think everyone can relate to people being at a party that doesn't seem like they know anyone. That's all it is.

Speaker 2 Well, that had been here. So for Halloween, Dax has a big hayride for this neighborhood, and he takes it all across the neighborhood.
It's very sweet and cute.

Speaker 2 Thank you. But two of our friends who have a baby, they came back early and they were sitting here and there were some bogeys slash riffraff that were just hanging out at the house.

Speaker 2 No one knew who they were for like 35 minutes. They were just chatting with somebody.

Speaker 1 See, that would make me very nervous. Yeah.
And in their defense, it was a very permeable.

Speaker 1 Please let's hear their defense okay and then my anxiety will go away we got a food truck and invited everyone to come to the driveway and have a hamburger on halloween night you invited everyone that's right but now there's a little bit of a permeab is that the right word there's an impermeable border like that's not an invitation to inside my house that's the driveway where the food truck is so it sounds like people decided let's also get into the house they crossed the line luckily i was busy driving the hay right and i missed it so Okay, great.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Back to you and your friends. I'm working on the in defense of the house.

Speaker 1 Hey, you invited me over for a burger. How was I?

Speaker 1 And there were people in the house, so they went in. And we're like, Mega,

Speaker 1 other people are in. I guess it's inside and outside.
I'm getting chilly. Yep.
Should we just go inside?

Speaker 2 Should we go inside where these other people are? This is clearly a haunted house situation.

Speaker 1 They're probably bogies, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You were there inside.

Speaker 2 No, I was out in the hayride, but two of our friends came back early because they had a baby. So they then later were like, This was so weird.

Speaker 1 Right, but they were inside.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they were inside, but they're allowed. We were.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to say that it's all fine. It's okay.
It's okay. No one meant any harm.
No. Mostly it's good people in the world.

Speaker 2 Let's just keep telling ourselves that.

Speaker 1 And at some point, we're all going to die anyway, and it's all going to be okay. Yeah, we'll laugh at all this and have it.
We just leave the house for two hours and the house is wide open.

Speaker 1 So people probably fucked in our bedroom.

Speaker 2 We're not doing that anymore.

Speaker 1 Let that be the worst thing.

Speaker 1 Did you pine for popularity? Did you care? Were you the kind of student that you had your thing? You were focused. I'm going to to be a doctor.
I don't give a fuck about all this frivolous crap.

Speaker 1 Or did you want way more friends? No, that is how it was. Because junior high, I thought, oof, we're all supposed to be popular.
That's supposed to happen developmentally, right?

Speaker 1 See, again, why I'm not fun at a dinner party. Because you want to get into the science.
Because I want to get into the evolutionary behavior. You were a biology major.
It's in your history.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're generous. You and I would be cutting it up like crazy because that's all I want to talk about, too.
I don't know if you've ever heard the show. That's all this is.

Speaker 1 Why do you think that happens?

Speaker 1 I must know. I can't feel comfortable until I understand why it happened because then I can predict what's going to happen.
That's all I really want to do. And that

Speaker 1 is very important evolutionarily. Modeling, playing out scenarios, having a plan.

Speaker 2 The world is scary if we can't do that.

Speaker 1 Right. Don't we all do that? No.
Happy people do not do that. Do you think?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yes, to just be fine with what is.
And then something comes up, you'll deal with it. I can be that person sometimes.
I'm very happy when I am.

Speaker 1 But today, I mean, I have to say, it's election day, so everything is just like, all right, what's going to happen? What should we prepare for? Oh my God, right.

Speaker 2 There's a level of intensity.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a

Speaker 1 baseline anxiety.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I can feel it walking around the world today. Like, whew, everyone's a little on edge.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay, anyway.
Okay, so great. So I'm delighted to know that you didn't really covet that.
I'm going to focus on getting myself to where I think I need to be.

Speaker 1 And that is college somewhere on the East Coast and not here in Southern California. I relate to that greatly.

Speaker 1 And I also remember from Poehler's autobiography, those moments you have in your teenage years. And for mine, it was literally in a mirror where I go, like, okay, here's the situation.

Speaker 1 You're not a babe. I wanted to look like all these other boys.
We're just going to bet on our personality. Like a real, let's talk about the game plan here.
Those moments happen in teenage years.

Speaker 1 It's really adorable. I wish I could like see kids doing that in the mirror.
My head's full of 10 different things. You walked in today and I went, Jesus, he looks so gorgeous.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Yeah.
I think I'm way better looking for sure now than I was. It happens with men too.
So

Speaker 2 have you seen the substance?

Speaker 1 No. Yet, I'm going to say a movie.

Speaker 2 You got to see it. Demetrius.

Speaker 1 Is it scary? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Then I will not see that movie.
Do you want us to just tell you everything that happens in it? Not if it's scary.

Speaker 2 But it's about aging, really. women aging and how they get sort of cast aside.

Speaker 1 I'll just hit you with the premise. Yeah.
She's an aging actress. She finds out there's a thing you can shoot in your body.

Speaker 1 And then for two weeks, you'll be your 20s self, but you have to return to your old self for two weeks. And you go two weeks, two weeks, two weeks.
And that's the substance. It makes you young again.

Speaker 1 And of course, when she's her younger self, she don't want to play by those rules. She doesn't want to go back.
Is she back in time? Nope. She takes this shot.
She becomes young again for two weeks.

Speaker 1 And then she has to go through a procedure to go back to being old for two weeks. Oh, and she says, no, I don't want to go back to being old.
Okay. Pay a heavy price for that.

Speaker 1 And you end up kind of destroying your older self. It's very, very

Speaker 1 good and so feminist, it's nuts.

Speaker 2 But this whole thing of he comes in, he's gorgeous, he looks better. And we do that for men.
We allow men to age and think it's attractive. And it's not the same for women.

Speaker 1 I think you and I could have a conversation that no one is allowed to have about.

Speaker 1 There is an evolutionary reason for that. It's like both unfortunate and it's not out of nowhere right dudes can have kids in their 90s look at some of our famous directors

Speaker 1 right now right women can't and shouldn't yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 1 we don't know that we have that awareness so you gotta like fight through all that because it's not just about procreation anymore no we don't even need each other anymore which is a whole new interesting dynamic oh my god and it's scary that's the chilling terrifying thing by the way you know the movie here?

Speaker 1 No. Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Robert Zemekis.

Speaker 1 It's going through time and they shot it and they could actually shoot the scene and then look at the playback of them as younger and it's ready for them to see. Whoa.

Speaker 1 And they wanted to make this movie for the rest of their lives.

Speaker 1 And all I got from that was, this is an endorsement for AI. And oh my God,

Speaker 1 it's not like, oh, it's going to ruin everything, but

Speaker 1 what will there there be left for, forget actors, but what about up-and-coming actors? They'll just be licensing and recycling. We'll be watching new Brando movies.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then set that completely aside. What work will there be for human beings?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we've talked a lot about that.

Speaker 1 Oh, you do talk about that.

Speaker 1 And then what? So there'll be some kind of living stipend for people.

Speaker 1 There'll be no more work. How can it possibly be enough? Let me attempt to make a glass half.
Look at it. I'm shaking.
I I know you are chilly in here. Or

Speaker 1 are you cold? Are you cold? Maybe. First of all, you're sitting on a blanket.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Can I do this for you? Because I've done it one other time. Oh, yeah.
He likes it. I made you happy.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make a burrito. Or I'm just getting old and I need a shawl.

Speaker 2 It gets a little chilly. That's nice.
He likes to wrap people in like a burrito. Okay.

Speaker 1 So you go like this.

Speaker 1 You can change when I leave. Okay, thanks.
You can do that. Yeah.
I just won't gesture. Oh, my God.
You look so cute like a baby. Okay, this is great.
I just took you back in time without AI.

Speaker 1 This is like 99 now.

Speaker 1 99.

Speaker 1 Put her to sleep. Stay in your bedroom tonight.
Put her to sleep. This is a draft.
This isn't working out.

Speaker 1 Okay, maybe this is crazy glass half full. And I think it's very uncomfortable.
Please tell me the full part.

Speaker 1 So you and I will have experienced, and I already know you have your arms completely wrapped around the experience because I've heard you talk about it. I wrote down a quote from you today.

Speaker 1 It said, oh, let me just read it because it's so good.

Speaker 1 That's the healing power of fame everything will be fixed now you're talking about getting the dream and your thought is everything will be fixed now that's the fallacy yeah right okay because you said that's the healing power of fame right suggesting like yes that there would be a healing power of fame it would fix everything and it doesn't it doesn't but i think in that for me is the greatest gift i've ever been given because i at least got to go like okay great that's not it what is it and it sent me on a journey of figuring out what it is.

Speaker 1 And if I hadn't been given the gift to find out it was lackluster or that it was empty, I would have never stopped believing that that would have been the fix.

Speaker 1 So currently, everyone in America thinks, if I didn't have this job and I didn't have money problems and I didn't have that, I would be fixed. And so we'll give everyone that.
You don't work.

Speaker 1 You don't have money problems. Fucking robots are doing every single thing.
And then three weeks after that, they turn that light switch on. Everyone's going to be be like, Yeah, I'm miserable.

Speaker 1 Why am I miserable? And then we all start the path. That could be the outcome.

Speaker 2 How's that glass half full? That sounds so depressing.

Speaker 1 Because everyone will actually try to confront the real angst of being a human and not these

Speaker 1 other stories we've told ourselves that it's because we don't have the ski boat. We don't have this pair of shoes.

Speaker 2 It's an equalizer, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 So, what you're saying is, so people will be miserable, be miserable, but then what they're going to see is being here on on this planet in this life is about something else.

Speaker 1 It's not about what I do, it's about who I love and who loves me. It's about connecting.
It's about being part of a community. But a community doing what? Well, right.
Meeting in the yard, I guess.

Speaker 1 Painting.

Speaker 2 It doesn't have to be for a result.

Speaker 1 The domestic robot will do that better. Oh, it will.
The artist robots will do it better. You're right.

Speaker 2 So I guess it can't be about being the best, takes that off the table.

Speaker 1 I have a solution. Hiking with friends, playing pickleball, playing cards, being social, and enjoying the big gift, which is like other people.
Right. But haven't you been on vacation?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 after a week,

Speaker 1 okay, now what? Well, because you and I are doing the same thing at the end of seven days. Like I'm a piece of shit because I haven't been productive.
And if I'm not productive, I have no value.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like that. Oh, you don't.
What's your issue? You're just bored. Yeah.
Everyone needs an occupation. I don't mean the professional occupation.
I mean,

Speaker 1 you need something to occupy your time, and you need to decide what's fulfilling and what isn't.

Speaker 1 But again, we're so distracted by the immediate needs that are on everyone's plate, make my rent, feed my kids, all this stuff.

Speaker 1 But you're saying that'll be solved, and I'm saying I don't know what government can afford to solve that on a satisfactory level. Currently, we can't.

Speaker 1 We're just imagining a future where the robots actually do do every single thing.

Speaker 1 And they grow the food, and there's just a surplus of all things that are needed, and they manufacture phones, and they build houses for everyone.

Speaker 1 So that's where we're at. This is Yuval Harari, Homo Deus.
It's all been solved. We're all a leisure society.
Now what? So I think now what would be great depression for months. Population decline.

Speaker 1 Sure. That's a terrible joke.

Speaker 1 Because it's not funny. If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, get in touch with this hotline.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 That's right. Trigger warnings in the show notes.
So is that possible? Does it give everyone the gift of not needing all the stuff? I'd need to see an episode of that.

Speaker 1 Maybe there was one on Star Trek. A good writer is going to have to play that out for me to see.
I'll get back to you.

Speaker 1 Okay, so now back to graduating, going to Vassar, integrated in 1969 for men, 1861 for females. It started.
I just learned all this from you.

Speaker 1 How the fuck do you get into comedy? Did you know you were funny throughout all that seriousness? Yeah. Do I need to relieve you from that?

Speaker 1 I was able to do it myself. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 I'm like Harry Houdini. Somehow, I was able to squirm my hand under the loose blanket.
I felt like watching Houdini for a second. That's why I offered assistance.

Speaker 1 They saw your hand moving around a ton under there. Like, oh, fuck, she's trapped.
I can't. I had a feeling I need my gum.

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Speaker 1 By the way, do you wear a lot of shawl collars or whatever this would be, Monica? This is a very cute looking dress. This is a nice little pinstream.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the fact that it's like pinstriped up top and then straight. Yeah, that's very cute.

Speaker 1 Legend has it, your brother's friends with John Lovitts. Yeah, I grew up with John Lovitz.
He and my brother are best friends. And he grew up in Encino as well? Tarzanic.

Speaker 1 And he was at our house all the time. And he said, do you what? I let him know after college, I decided I should try acting because I always was interested, but threw it away.

Speaker 1 After I graduated, I realized, wait a minute, don't have any regrets later. I know you plan to get married and have kids and all of that, but you might regret not ever even trying.

Speaker 1 So know for sure why you didn't pursue acting. So I let Lovetts know after I graduated because he got on Saturday Night Live.
And before that, I thought, oh, it's only a magical few that are touched.

Speaker 1 Certainly no one who looks like me. But I saw him just pounding away forever.
In college, he was a theater major. He wanted to be an actor.
And oh, dear God, how sad.

Speaker 1 So hard. And then he got on Saturday Night Live and I thought, oh, it's his reality.
I wonder if I should try. So I let him know and he said, go to Groundlings.

Speaker 1 That's where I learned the most for acting. That's been the best preparation.
I wasn't allowed to even audition because I called them and said, John Levitz told me to call, which may have been like a

Speaker 1 fucking guy got onto Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, when's the last time you performed or acted? And I said, junior high. And they said, great.
We're sending you someplace else. Oh,

Speaker 1 see Cynthia Sagetti, who taught improv. And she had a class.
She taught at the Coronet Theater. Oh, no kidding.
Where they do Largo now. Yeah.
The other person in that class was Conan O'Brien.

Speaker 1 He also was sent to Cynthia Sagetti. Oh my God.
And by the way, I've told this before, but I was going to quit. I went to one class of Cynthia's.
Conan wasn't there.

Speaker 1 Everyone there just felt like, oh, not for me. You didn't get a good volume.
These are actory people. I thought comedy would be less.

Speaker 1 serious and phony. They were really overdoing it with emotional adjustments.
I was like, this is just embarrassing.

Speaker 2 This is like cheerleading. You've been embarrassed for people for quite a long time.

Speaker 1 And I didn't want to be part of that. It's an embarrassing endeavor, to be honest.
Well, it's

Speaker 1 when. So the next week, I was like, do I go back? I should go.
Just go. Come on.
And I was a little late. And they were already up there doing lift-a-disc or space ball or whatever it was.

Speaker 1 Now throw it. And you're angry.
Everyone's angry. Angry now.
People are throwing it. And they're like,

Speaker 1 so embarrassing. And then there was Conan.
I didn't know him. He was really tall, red hair, and he was throwing it and he was angry, but he wasn't making a meal of it.
I got it.

Speaker 1 And then Cynthia said, good commitment. And I went, that's what commitment means.
I can do that. And so I just made a B line for him when it was all over.
And, you know, like, hi, I'm Lisa.

Speaker 1 Yes, we're going to date shortly.

Speaker 1 Pretty soon we will be dating. Not really.
Best friends. For how long? You did date, though, right? Eight years.
And then tried that for like after eight years of three months and then no.

Speaker 1 That's an ill-fated plan. It worked out.
Well, clearly, but not in a romantic sense. I mean, it worked out.
We weren't

Speaker 1 meant to be. Yeah.
No, of course. I'm only saying if you've been friends with someone for eight years, I always have a hard time understanding that transition into dating.

Speaker 1 Obviously, there's probably success stories.

Speaker 2 You think it's too friend zoned by then?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just that's an interesting transition after eight years.

Speaker 1 like generally your first kiss is quite exciting whereas opposed to like we've been hanging for eight years now we're kissing feels a little bit awkward no still exciting okay great yeah because it's a completely different relationship and we're better as friends so that was just a weird

Speaker 2 blip because I can relate to that is so embarrassing. When I really think about the times I've done it, I feel like it's because, well, first of all, I'm allergic to earnestness.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you have that. Right.

Speaker 2 It feels so cringy to care, but now I can see that as that's actually a beautiful thing that people care and throw the thing with such fervor, even though it's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 I can see that now as cool. Do you think you have that? I'm afraid to care that much because there's a possibility of getting rejected.

Speaker 1 No, if the praise is coming for

Speaker 1 like indicating anger or, oh, I'm sad.

Speaker 1 I'm not buying it. It's bad.
Right. You were like, bad is being rewarded.
The teacher is really just trying to make people feel safe and comfortable. Right.

Speaker 1 And so for me, it was, well, how will I ever be able to trust her? I'm going to think I'm great. And then I'm going to have horrible habits.
I'm just going to become good at being bad. Right.

Speaker 1 That's not what I am hoping to learn to do. You need the truth.
And then I need an example. I learn best by example.
So what does it look like when you're doing it right?

Speaker 1 Because Robert De Niro isn't doing space ball or lift a disc right now for me to see. And Conan was doing it right.
Yes. He told the cutest story.
I'll earmark that. I'm going to save that.

Speaker 1 When you were on a show. Okay.
I'll just say it now. But you telling him how thrilled you were to meet Matthew Perry and how hysterical he was.

Speaker 1 And you're going on and on about how special and funny he was. And he admitted to you when he interviewed you.
He's like, I just started feeling like, well, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 And why is he so my Gene Cordero thing? Oh, sure. Kristen and Monica love Gene Cordero.

Speaker 2 No, his name is Eugene.

Speaker 1 I started calling him mean Gene Cordero. That's not his name, but because I'm threatened by how funny he is.
They would just regale all the time how funny he was. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, because Conan was, was.

Speaker 1 He's always been. Yeah.
And that's not a lie. The funniest person I'd ever met.
Yeah. Ever.
Well, you stumbled into one who historically will go down as one of the people.

Speaker 1 One of the funniest people ever. Yes.
Of all time. You just ran into him at an improv class.

Speaker 2 That's so bizarre. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we'd go to parties like, well, he's the best to bring to a party because he makes everyone so comfortable. He's so hilarious.
And he's, I think, one of the smartest people I've ever met.

Speaker 1 That was my hunch. Is I bet sure you were attracted to the comedic ability of him, but I imagine how brilliant he is is what really made you want to be friends and eventually lovers, as we discovered.

Speaker 1 For three months.

Speaker 1 Three hot steaming months.

Speaker 1 You then started going through the actual program at the Groundlings. Yeah, we got accepted into paying them money for the basic class.
We were allowed to do that,

Speaker 1 but we weren't in the same class. And everyone knew we were close friends.

Speaker 1 I always suspected that had something to do with if people thought there was anything good about me because I sort of had Conan's endorsement and he was already really respected.

Speaker 1 He was going to get in. He left, right? He was in the advanced class.
Is that called third level? I don't know, the advanced class. That's fourth.

Speaker 1 And from there, you get voted into the Sunday Company. And you do two sort of showcases.
After that first performance in that advanced class, he and his writing partner, Greg Daniels.

Speaker 2 What? Yeah, you didn't know that? I don't think I knew that, or did I?

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 You fucked up. Can we just do this whole thing about Conan?

Speaker 1 No, but they got invited to write on Saturday Night Live. Oh, it wasn't Simpsons first.
It was Saturday Night Live. Saturday Night Live.
So they had to go to New York. Wow.

Speaker 1 And that's why Conan wasn't a groundling.

Speaker 1 On this episode, we answer the burning question. Why wasn't Conan a groundling?

Speaker 1 Wow. How far into the main company before you got an audition for SNL? I didn't get an official audition.
I was just told Lorraine Newman had seen me at the Groundlings and she thought I was good.

Speaker 1 Was she a scout for SNL? No, but she let me know.

Speaker 1 She let them know to pay attention or come see me. They were coming out to look at Julia Sweeney.
And I think she was letting them know, look at her too. So you knew that before the show.

Speaker 1 Before the show. Did that make you nervous? It made me nervous because that was going to be life-changing.
Were you focused on being on SNL? Was that something you wanted to do?

Speaker 1 I wasn't going to say no.

Speaker 2 But it wasn't your only

Speaker 1 act and be in things. I thought I should probably be on a sitcom.
I mean, I've worked out getting any auditions or anything at that point at all. And Saturday Night Live was good too.

Speaker 1 Duh, you know, oh my God, take it. It's one of the coolest.
It's like Joining the Beatles or something. And I remember calling Conan because he was writing there.

Speaker 1 And I said, can you put in a good word

Speaker 1 or anything? He was like, no, because that's a different no. It might make it go worse for you.
That's the real answer. Also, he may have known.
They're kind of like a Julia Sweeney.

Speaker 1 That's kind of the entire story. So you didn't fly to New York and do the whole thing.
No. They were in the audience.
They were in the audience. And I thought, I'm having it.

Speaker 1 They're here to see me, too. Right, right, right, right.
Were there any dudes that went to SNL while you were there? No, but I'm usually wrong. I don't remember things well.

Speaker 1 I just know, yeah, Julius Sweeney, that's all I know. That's who went to SNL while you're there.
But I know, because I was a groundling. I voted in Will Farrell.
Oh.

Speaker 1 It's so weird to think of him in the Sunday Company. It's almost like he's too much of a god to have possibly done that.
Was he outrageously good as we came to know him on SNL? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That wasn't even a question for anyone voting. Everything you need here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Will Farrell.
Okay, you're on Cheers in 1989. Yeah.
You are. Congratulations.
Did you know this?

Speaker 1 No, I did, but I don't know what year. Okay.
Were you in the Growlings when you were on Cheers? Yeah. Wait, was I? No.
You weren't. That's why I got voted in.

Speaker 1 I was in a play. No, I was in a play ladies room that Robin Schiff, who was a Groundling, she wrote it.
It was really successful.

Speaker 1 And then I got to be in a movie with Teresa Russell, directed by Sandra Locke. I got cut out of it, but it was not comedy either.
And I got to audition for so many things because of that play.

Speaker 1 A play.

Speaker 1 Ladies' Room. I don't know about Ladies' Room.
It was a play. Okay.

Speaker 1 Where you play. At the Tiffany Theater, which was the equity waiver theater in LA.
And it ran forever. And it was me and this girl, Christy Miller, who was also in the Groundling program and made it.

Speaker 1 Wait, Christy Miller, who's Christy. Oh, not Kristen.
Christy Meller. And at first, the characters were called Airhead 1, Airhead 2.
We were a total of like five minutes in and out of the stage.

Speaker 1 Then the play is backed by Aaron Spelling and Douglas Kramer. And they give the characters names Rome and Michelle.
Stop. Oh, come on.

Speaker 2 I was about to say Airhead 1, Airhead 2, Romey and Michelle. Yeah.
So they made it later into the movie?

Speaker 1 But years later, after Friends. So later.
Oh my God. So much later.
Oh, years later.

Speaker 1 There's a bad pilot with Romey and Michelle that Spelling Kramer made. It's not great.
Okay. Because I realized I kept saying so bad, and that's unkind.
Right. Everyone tried their hardest.

Speaker 1 Sure, sure. That's in between, I imagine, cheers and friends.
You do two pilots between cheers and friends. Oh, my God.
Congratulations. That's before Cheers.
This is before Cheers that you made up.

Speaker 1 They're right before or around the same time because I knew one of them, I wasn't a SAG member. So you had to get two jobs.
I had to get Taft Heartlead and then join or something like that.

Speaker 1 So it was Cheers and Rome and Michelle, but it was called Temporarily Yours. Wow.
Temporarily Yours. That's why I got into Groundlings.

Speaker 1 Because you had done.

Speaker 1 I was ready to hand it over to, I think, because I was friends with Conan. I think it's because you were good.

Speaker 2 Can you not just

Speaker 2 take that?

Speaker 1 I think you're a fraud. I'm with you on this one.

Speaker 1 No, it's not that I think I was bad. Could you be misled by the fact that you were with Sweeney on stage? Yes.

Speaker 1 I mean, I do know Piers thought, that's funny, but I was not a crowd pleaser with the growling audience. I wasn't doing like Freight Wigs and Blackened Teeth, you know.
Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you were embarrassed by that. I wasn't.
I mean, I would have been. I did one sort of like that.

Speaker 1 If people could see your face. One time.
You're almost throwing up. You're kind of holding back up.

Speaker 1 One time. But I was trying to be clever, by the way.
Pat Sajak had a late-night show. Oh, yes, for a minute.
A talk. For a minute.
And he was going to start having sketches.

Speaker 1 And so they wanted Groundlings to come do sketches. So they came to watch a show.
And the director of the main company at the time, I was smoking and I was going to go get cigarettes.

Speaker 1 He goes, Let me walk with you. I was like, oh, I didn't think he liked me at all.
All right. And we're walking.
He says, so Pat Sajak people were out here and they watched the show.

Speaker 1 So they liked julia of course sweeney i went yeah yeah he said everyone does and i don't even understand any of this but you

Speaker 1 oh geez oh my god

Speaker 1 and he really did say it like that because i remember thinking manners at least yeah

Speaker 1 but all right i went huh i think he said this is crazy i said yeah wow that is crazy

Speaker 1 geez

Speaker 1 you know having fun on stage is really contagious yeah i skipped one part and I just need to know because selfishly I'm left-handed.

Speaker 1 So a lot of the work, you did a study with your father for eight years and part of the study was to see if left-handed people had cluster headaches at an inordinate rate. Close.
Okay. Yes.
And

Speaker 1 you were born in 1983. Yes.
And also I was not.

Speaker 1 Yes. And I could see how you might be confused with that because an eight and a

Speaker 1 have circles in them. That's exactly right.
And that is why I was a fine improviser.

Speaker 1 Very good. Anyway, it was to see if there was any association between hemispheric dominance, handedness, and headache types.
So it wasn't just cluster headache.

Speaker 1 My understanding is that your right hemisphere controls your left hand. Yeah.
So did cluster headaches show up more in the right hemisphere over the left hemisphere? Was that discovered? No. Okay.

Speaker 1 It was just to see if people who were right hemispheric dominant had more cluster headache but it was every headache amongst all headache types but the answer was no okay that's what you found out now let me ask you this because headaches were such a topic in the house it would have given me a self-fulfilling prophecy that i was going to get headaches did that happen to you at all I've been like overly concerned about headaches because this is like the primary concern of my father.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 He was concerned, not concerned, but he was interested in headache because he got almost every headache type. Oh, he did.
What is the explanation?

Speaker 1 It's a complicated explanation that has to do with, if it holds, it's his theory, which was impressive because he had the first working theory, that it had to do with some damage to the hypothalamus.

Speaker 1 Mostly men had cluster headache and that the damage may have come from burning the candle on both ends was his theory at the time. But I don't think stress brought on the cluster headaches.

Speaker 1 I think it was a circadian or circannual rhythm thing for episodic cluster and people who had it chronically all the time. Could those people discover a pattern or were they completely random?

Speaker 1 Well, the pattern had to do with the light changing.

Speaker 2 A lot of them are hormone related too, right?

Speaker 1 Migraines, but not clustering.

Speaker 1 Those females skew, don't they? Yeah. Which would make sense.
There are men who get headaches.

Speaker 1 Well, young men, and then as you get older, if I'm remembering it right, because I worked there for eight years, guys get older, their headaches go away.

Speaker 1 They go away. Because my daughter has a lot of headaches.
I don't know about a lot. She has more than average.
Is she adolescent? She's a woman.

Speaker 1 No, she's 11. But there are hormones.
Yeah. She's 11 and things are starting to happen.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, I'm sorry if you have that headache. Yeah, yeah.
Look at me. Now it's like, no, no, I'm no joking.
This isn't funny. Everything is very serious.
Come on.

Speaker 1 I would have been happy to have a good time with you, but you brought up a headache. Yeah, I had them when I was younger, but I don't really have it.
If I have one now, it's very, very rare.

Speaker 1 And I'm so grateful because they're fucking miserable. They are.
But they've got good treatments now. Yeah, I know people who they do injections when the shit hits the fan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's those migraines, you know, like hemiplegic migraines, or I don't know, maybe they don't call those anymore, but half of the face or body gets paralyzed.

Speaker 1 And the scary thing is when it happens, you think,

Speaker 1 I think you got to get a brain scan because

Speaker 1 stroke is happening, but it's not.

Speaker 1 Whoa, it's like there's too much electrical activity going on. My brother's a neurologist, and he now

Speaker 1 is a headache specialist. And he had just explained it.
And now, because of my age, I don't remember what he said, right? But that's a joy because he can explain to you all over again.

Speaker 1 I bet he loves explaining it, and you'll love learning it all over again. This is very symbiotic.
He does, he does. Okay, how cool for him.
You said he's a man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he loves to explain things, trust me. As I explain this to you right now, I know the the same tickle he's getting.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Got meta. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Or the worst. Like, cannibalistically meta.

Speaker 1 Okay. I want to talk about this kind of interesting and sim-like.

Speaker 2 Your life is a sim for sure. You meet Conan on your first day of...

Speaker 1 Do you believe in the Sim? What does that mean? Simulation. Simulation.

Speaker 1 Simulation, right? What do you mean? Like, do you think you're not leaving? Do you think you have a carcass somewhere plugged into a computer and it's giving you this experience? I do now.

Speaker 1 I mean, you

Speaker 1 just convinced it.

Speaker 1 That's all it took. It's a simple explanation of what I've done.
I heard it once.

Speaker 2 You've experienced a lot of one-of-one things.

Speaker 1 I think if you have a lot of suspicious stuff happening in your life, you're probably more prone to think like, what's going on? We don't really believe in the Zim, but also we 30% do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We play around with the notion that we're plugged in somewhere. I'm processing everything you're saying and trying to figure how it's the same as the way I see things.

Speaker 1 Because I do think that there's there's too much we don't know. So it could be that.
It could be God. It could be anything.
Something stinks. I don't know if something stinks.

Speaker 1 I think that what stinks is that we require to measure it, see it, describe it, define it. We need to know

Speaker 1 in order to accept it. When the one thing I learned from science and scientific method is there's more we don't know than we do know.
So just because

Speaker 1 you can't doesn't mean it's not happening. Yeah.
We have the tiniest sliver of data, really. We're so limited in our senses.
We have these five.

Speaker 1 And if you really ponder it, if no one had sight and you didn't have sight, it's completely unimaginable.

Speaker 1 Nobody could expand their fucking imagination enough to imagine what sight is or hearing or taste or touch.

Speaker 1 So yeah, conceivably, there's like 12 other ways to observe reality that we just don't observe. That's what I think.
There are things we can't explain that we've just known. Well, let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 Have you had those moments? Because you've had a very exceptional life and you go like, well, how do I make peace with this? This is an abnormal amount of, you know,

Speaker 1 for me, I would call it like more things I couldn't have imagined. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, okay.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 When there was no way I was going to be an actress and I was in college and my plan even on graduation was I'm going to go to graduate school and study evolutionary theory. Not going to be a doctor.

Speaker 1 That's fine. I'd come home for for spring breaks

Speaker 1 and i'd be driving around in la and you'd hear on the radio a commercial for a new sitcom or a sitcom and they're promoting it with their best joke i have huge quote marks i'm waving like a lunatic quote

Speaker 1 a pelican flapping its wings

Speaker 1 i'm driving along and i'd hear that joke which would just be like

Speaker 1 well that's what she said last time

Speaker 1 and i'd think oh my god

Speaker 1 why do they have to like hit it so hard? Can't they just throw it away? Well, that's what you said last time. And then, and then, and then the thought was,

Speaker 1 Lisa, please remember to throw it away when you do it. Oh.

Speaker 1 And I went, what? I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 Right. But you always were.

Speaker 1 And then other things like that. I'd watch David Letterman and watch someone who was being very, very phony.
You know, that's not the way they talked. Not really.
No. Oh, I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 1 You know, like that kind of thing. And I thought, oh my God, Lisa, when you're on Letterman, please try to be yourself.
I'm like, yeah, wait, when am I going to be on Letterman? For what?

Speaker 1 The latest evolutionary theory? Am I going to come up with some world-altering

Speaker 1 biology graduate from Vassar?

Speaker 1 Put your hands together for the fifth tallest.

Speaker 1 I don't know how to explain those things. I'm feeling very seen by the notion.
And this is a terrible thing to admit, but it has been a great source of confidence for me.

Speaker 1 I watch stuff and I think, well, that's not very good. Maybe I can do it.
So much of my propulsion has been seeing something. I don't think it's very good.

Speaker 1 So then I think, well, shit, then I think maybe I could do it. Oh, you think that's what I was experiencing? Yes.
I don't. You would go to an improv show and you go like, that's not very good.

Speaker 1 I have so much fear that I'm not good enough. But when I see something bad, it would weirdly encourage me and go like, no, no, this might be doable.

Speaker 1 And And so you're hearing shitty acting on the radio and something in you tells you, I know that's not good. That's weirdly confidence building.
Does that make any sense to you? It does.

Speaker 1 But you don't relate to it. I don't feel like that was that part of me responding.
It felt like it was someone else saying, Lisa, when you do it, but it wasn't a voice. It wasn't anything else.

Speaker 1 It was a thought in my head. But to respond to it, like, wait, what are you saying? What does that mean? Right.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I just know know what i know although now i'm feeling like an idiot no after talking to you

Speaker 1 that oh yeah

Speaker 1 she studied science and she thinks that something in the cosmos is talking to her but it did feel like such a strong feeling that shouldn't rationally be there yeah and you kind of would listen to it which is good i didn't i rejected it yeah until love it's and it was very practical i'm 22 i don't have a mortgage i don't have any responsibility now's the time to try that and you don't want to have any regrets.

Speaker 1 I'd forgotten about those other things. Now, this is a childhood question.
It's related to the truth. And it's related to watching the people be phony.

Speaker 1 Now, it could be as inane as you're a younger sibling. I'm a younger sibling.
My older sibling tried to deceive me all the time because that's how it works. Right.

Speaker 1 You're the least competent person in the household. So you have to be the dumbass.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 And everyone's getting something you're not getting all the time and you want to fake it like you are.

Speaker 1 Do you relate to that observation, which is it's very important to you to know what's real and what's not? Ooh,

Speaker 1 I used to. And do you think that's childhood stuff or just your biochemistry? I don't know.
Things shift and change in me all the time.

Speaker 1 What's important, who I am, what kind of mood I'm in, either very analytical or I'm very like, you know, it doesn't matter. It's okay.
You'll rise to the occasion. I feel like a different person.

Speaker 1 And Diane Keaton once said to me a long time time ago, something like, oh, I was 25, I was a different person. I'm like, well, don't you feel like you're the same person?

Speaker 1 She said, no, I've been so many different people. Right.

Speaker 1 Of course not. We've all been so many different people at different times.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And if you like Buddhism at all, which I'm very newly into reading about, yeah, we are a product of whatever context we're in. We're not even the same person throughout the day.

Speaker 1 You go to the grocery store and shit's popping off and there's an argument over here and there's some version of you that's there. That's not the version of you at dinner time later.
Right.

Speaker 1 Or just some important beliefs shift. Yeah.
Sometimes you care a ton about something, and then other times you're like, I don't even care about that.

Speaker 2 Because you're so good. You don't want to be so stuck in the thing you were saying when you were 16.
We're supposed to.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Not being married to all these cornerstone beliefs we think that define us. Definitely.
Malcolm Gladwell says, hold your opinions loosely. I agree with that.

Speaker 1 But what about core beliefs? Beliefs and opinions are different, aren't they?

Speaker 2 Values and opinions are different for sure.

Speaker 1 Would I be right in guessing the permanence of the role as mom is something unique? It feels like bedrock to me. There's a higher order, something shifted in the list of priorities.

Speaker 1 And you can feel it's permanent and you're like, oh, yeah, there'll be no wavering. And this is a unique feeling.
Other than when you get a tattoo and you go, like, okay, put it on.

Speaker 1 You go, like, yep, well, that's a permanent decision. There's very few of those in life.
Yeah, I don't have any tattoos. I'll give you one because I don't like permanent decisions, except for my son.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So I just wanted to point out this Jimmy Burroughs thing because this is another simulation y kind of thing you go to cheers and a very cute conversation with you and ted talking about you being there all week and just staying on set the entire time yeah to learn what was happening yeah but burrows of course is directing that show so you have some experience with him there and then you get cast in frasier right they made a mistake

Speaker 1 and then they corrected the mistake and what happens as a lead series regular she was playing frasier you're set oh you're frasier yeah she original remember i said they made a mistake and then they corrected it.

Speaker 1 Like, no, let's stick with Kelsey.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's already established on the other show.

Speaker 1 People love him.

Speaker 1 It was a funny idea.

Speaker 1 No, the Roz character. I mean, they, I think, had Perry Gilpin in mind when they wrote the part.
And she and I were the ones that went to the network.

Speaker 1 And I just sort of changed their mind for a minute. And that was a mistake.
They reversed course. How deep into the process did you get before you were replaced? A couple days before a shooting.

Speaker 1 I don't know, halfway through the pilot week. For sure, for you at that moment, career-wise, he's coming off of cheers.
This is this show's going to work. Right.

Speaker 1 You must have been like, okay, back to the, like, everything's about to be fixed. Right.
What was the heartbreak of that? Was it devastating? How did you handle it?

Speaker 1 I did think I might be one of those people for whom this isn't going to work out. Am I? I am.
Am I, though? I don't know. How did you find your way back to some level of confidence?

Speaker 1 Grief starts to wane. Time passes.
Yeah. And I would just get up every morning and walk.
And then at the end of the walk, I lived near Michelle Richard at the time.

Speaker 1 It was a great little cafe and they had Pano Chocolat. And I'm going to have one of those at the end of my walk.

Speaker 1 And as I'm out there walking, the sun is bleaching my hair and it's getting a little lighter. So I'm getting some lighter highlights.
Beautiful. And I'm just in every way lightening up.

Speaker 1 And I have friends that I'm talking to who are saying, like, oh my God, you're leaving the house. That's amazing.
To me, it was support and encouragement. Like, well, you're doing great.

Speaker 1 Look, one door closes, another one opens. And then I think it's that one thing that I was told that it's, then what else will you do?

Speaker 1 And I could always just go back to school, get caught up in whatever's happening in evolutionary biology, take whatever classes I have to take and just continue on that path.

Speaker 1 And that was never an option. I knew I wasn't going to do that and that this is really what I wanted to do.
Yeah. How long between getting fired, again, by Jimmy Burroughs before friends? A year.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm bad with this.
Maybe people know this. I didn't know any of this.
I find this really fascinating. So you audition for friends and Jimmy Burrows is going to be the director.

Speaker 1 And your last experience with him was that you were fired. Right.
Yeah, that's scary. And I really thought, I'm not his cup of tea.
Yeah, he doesn't like me. I'm not for him.

Speaker 1 How much of a say does he have in things?

Speaker 1 You know, and it's. Oh, a lot.
Oh, really a lot. And so I had to audition.
I auditioned for just Jimmy.

Speaker 1 One of my auditions was in a room, just Jim Burroughs, and I'm doing the audition, and he says, no notes. And I walk out going, that either means I give up, she's helpless, or it was perfect.

Speaker 1 I have no notes. And then it's, I'll find out soon.
Oh, it doesn't matter. What can I do? Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah. I don't know how many years ago this was, less than 10, I think.
And there's something something for Jim Burroughs, like a special something. And I think it's even broadcast.

Speaker 1 And the six of us cast members are with him. That's where I think I said, like, yeah, well, I have an audition.
Remember the audition we all had? The round with just Jim. Just Jimmy.

Speaker 1 And everyone, no, I didn't have that.

Speaker 1 He took one look at a tape of them and they're like, oh, yeah, that's him. That's right.
I was the only one. It's a blessing you didn't know that until 10 years ago.

Speaker 1 I thought this is that crazy insecurity. You think he needed to see you because it didn't work out on the last thing.
Yeah, that's just part of the audition for you.

Speaker 1 Calm down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're talking yourself out of being crazy. Yeah.
You're like, you're not even that important. None of this matters that much.
You've made this something that's not.

Speaker 1 And in fact, they did need to check with Jimmy. You were spot on.
Is it all right? Because we think she's pretty good. And then this crazy thing happens in the table read.
The table read. For friends.

Speaker 1 Did it? Where he suggests you. No, not the table read.
One of the rehearsals.

Speaker 2 For the pilot?

Speaker 1 For the pilot, where Rachel is about to cut up credit cards and we're all sitting around the kitchen table. And he thinks, oh, you know what? It'll be fun.
At least get under the table.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Oh, God. What do you mean? Let's sit under the table.
And I'm climbing down. I'm just like shoving myself under the kitchen table.
And I said, I can't see anybody. He's like, yeah, but it's funny.

Speaker 1 That's all right.

Speaker 1 Oh, boy. And when I heard you retell this before, you were feeling right because I don't belong here.
Yeah. You don't think I belong here.
And now you're physically removing me.

Speaker 1 Putting me where it's now visually obvious I don't belong here. Right.
It was like a very triggering

Speaker 1 confirmation that he hated me. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Yes, you want me in the scene. Because one of the issues with the character, it's like, how do we let the audience know why they're friends with her? Right.
Because she's so different.

Speaker 1 And I don't know that this helps that.

Speaker 1 So we do the run-through, and David Crane, who's so nice, he's like, okay, that was good.

Speaker 1 Lisa, it's funny that you're under the table. I don't know that that works.
And I'm thinking, he thinks this was my idea.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 No, he thinks it's my idea. On top of it not working, it was my bad idea.
And now

Speaker 1 they won't be able to trust any of my instincts. Yeah.
Yeah. And then Jimmy says, no, no, that was my idea.

Speaker 1 Okay, thank God. Ryan went, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
He's like, we were just trying it. This is a turning point.
She doesn't have to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In his book, he wrote, like, she needed to trust me.

Speaker 1 So I needed to show her.

Speaker 2 Like, it was all calculated?

Speaker 1 I don't think the whole thing. What do I know? Okay.
I didn't know I was the only one auditioning for him. The hell do I know? I thought a ghost from the past came to tell me to be an actress.

Speaker 1 For people who don't know, Jimmy Burroughs is, by all accounts, the very most successful director to ever be in television by a landslide.

Speaker 1 Every show you ever loved, he directed either the pilot or the whole thing. And still.
It's impossible. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 when you're not pleasing this person, it couldn't get worse. That's right.
You got to trust that he's right.

Speaker 1 But he'll be the first to say, it's just a pitch. 50% of them don't work.
Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 Wow. So that was a turning point.
And then things got better. And as you said, you grew to absolutely love him, right? Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 Then he was so fantastic because I did this show, The Comeback, Comeback, and asked him to be Jimmy the director because it was him. Yeah, yeah.
To act. And he did it.
Had he ever done that?

Speaker 1 It was fantastic. I think no.
Oh, wow. He was himself.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was so great. Now, let me ask you this, because you do it so gracefully and it appears to me that you don't ever mind it, but it occurred to me.
There are things that I got sick of talking about.

Speaker 1 What is just your overall feeling about talking about friends? It's a blessing. Was there ever a period where you're like, please shut up about friends? No, because I'm too grateful.

Speaker 1 Well, that's nice, though. I should have been grateful for all the things, but sometimes it took me a while to be grateful.
That's all right. Okay.
You forgive me? Well, I hope you do.

Speaker 1 Are you going to fire me from the stable room?

Speaker 2 But is part of that because the experience itself was so fulfilling?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was great. We really did get along.

Speaker 2 It's that thing that you were talking about at Ground Links where you can read when people are having fun. That show is so special in that way.

Speaker 1 We also worked hard at being friends. That six-way relationship took some work and we did it.
What did that look like? Just like going out for dinners and stuff or being social?

Speaker 1 Really talking things through. If someone said something or did something, it didn't get too big because it was, can I talk to you?

Speaker 1 Usually not me, because I had to learn to be, can I talk to you about something? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I never knew that was allowed, but I saw it modeled really well by Courtney and Jennifer and Matt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, communication, like rule number one in any relationship.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and respectful communication. So, knowing you were entering this situation where this guy was going to direct you who had fired you recently, what was your confidence level going into that?

Speaker 1 Cautious. Now, this maybe is a rude question, but was it at all on your mind that you were the oldest member of that group? Yeah, by a year.
By nobody in your 20s, that feels like something. Right.

Speaker 1 Well, I was 30. Right.

Speaker 1 30 or 31?

Speaker 1 31. There's like panic on your face.
Like, what would be that? 30 and a half. Okay.
Okay. 30 and a half.
Right? Yeah. Oh, well, I can tell you.
I knew that. No, I was because I was 94.
May of 94.

Speaker 1 July is my birthday. So I wasn't 31.
I was 30.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. It's this kind of detail that is fascinating.
Now it means nothing.

Speaker 1 But when you're 30 and this is your big shot and you've been chipping away and it's hard and you got fired before, the stakes feel so fucking high.

Speaker 1 You don't know at that point you're going to follow Seinfeld, do you? Or do you? Like, do you know this thing's going to be given given the best shot imaginable? No, shooting the pilot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course. They hadn't even picked it up.
Yeah. No, they hadn't picked it up.
By the way, here's what a bad judge of is a show going to be successful or not. I was like, it's cute.
Right.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's not Seinfeld. It's sort of groundbreaking comedy.
I'm just glad it's on NBC because I've got a recurring role on Mad About You. I got to protect that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you were playing your own twin. I didn't know that until today.
That's because when they put us on, they put us on right after Mad About You.

Speaker 2 It ended up being such a great crossover, though.

Speaker 1 Okay, good. We have kept it from you until this moment.
I don't think we should. You've done a great job.
Thank you. If Monica has a religion, it is friends.

Speaker 1 Oh, she talks about it every fucking episode.

Speaker 2 Even yesterday, I was thinking, I was like, are we going to even talk about it?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. What do you want to say?

Speaker 2 I don't know what to say because I don't think there's any way for me to really tell you how important it was to me. I mean, we have a stanza in there of Matt Damon and me.

Speaker 1 It's Matt Damon and Friends.

Speaker 2 It was Goodwill Hunting and Friends that changed my whole, whole life. Oh.
I had every episode VHS taped. I myself VHS taped.
I had a color-coded system. I had 31 tapes.

Speaker 2 Oh my God, the night of the finale, I had an AP test the next morning. Couldn't care less about the AP test.
Was up till like 3 a.m.

Speaker 2 watching the Letterman or whatever you guys did that night and rewinding it.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. No, it was like a once in a huge

Speaker 1 there'd be an internet and then you can think about it and it would present itself to you again.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 1 You couldn't miss it. You couldn't mess it up.
Hence the must-see TV. You really, if you didn't see it, you're fucked.
There's never going to be something like that. You're absolutely fucked.

Speaker 1 Your life's over. If your fucking timer on your VHS didn't go off as planned.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Yes. What a fun.
That was sopranos for me. So special.
And it was funny. These people were really funny.
In anticipation of you coming, I was trying to isolate why I didn't give that show a chance.

Speaker 1 I simply didn't give that show a chance. Yeah.
And I imagine it's because I was in my 20s trying to be an actor and something about that is something maybe I wanted. And I couldn't, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I have no explanation for why. Can I offer something that would have been me had I not been on the show? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, if absolutely everybody loves it, it might not be for me. Thank you.
You think you're different. I've got a different sense of humor.
A thousand percent.

Speaker 1 There's first, why didn't I give it a a shot, but then once it was off to the races, I could never join on late. I was too punk rock in my own mind.

Speaker 2 I was in middle school and I was trying very hard to be like everyone.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 Everyone was watching friends and I think it was like, I like this thing that everybody else likes. I'm like everybody else and I'm also going to like it times the most.

Speaker 2 Julie, I'm going to like it the most. I'm going to know everything about it.
I'm going to be perfect at liking this, which I did do.

Speaker 1 It's so true. I had the luxury of I looked like everybody.
So all I wanted to do was be different.

Speaker 1 And Monica was different.

Speaker 1 And all she wanted to be is like everyone else so it's like anything anyone was doing i was out i still have to tell myself you're acting like you're 12 years old right now and it's okay to like something everyone likes yeah i only watched everybody loves raymond during coven there you go and then i watched big bang theory and went oh my god that sheldon's the best character i've ever seen in my whole life right right there's a thing about being in the cool club that gets in your way i don't know if it was the cool club when i was on friends i wasn't watching anything.

Speaker 1 I was working and I was the only one to get married and have a kid. Season three, you had a child.
Yeah. Was it? Yeah.
We'd get together and watch the episodes and stuff.

Speaker 1 And then like what you were saying about you have a kid and everything shifts, everything drops about 10 pegs on the list of priorities because it's that transition also into being a parent.

Speaker 1 I don't transition well. So it takes up a lot of my attention.
And then also that was around the same time I started getting cast in movies while I'm doing friends and am a mother for the first time.

Speaker 1 And it was just a little too much. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 So I wasn't watching anything. I was done with the what's groundbreaking comedy.
And the other big shift for me was after 9-11, I'd be driving back from Warner Brothers. Oh, that was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were at Warner Brothers. And people used to stop at a stoplight and go, ah,

Speaker 1 hey, you know, look at you. Look at you.
Look at yourself in the mirror. It's you.

Speaker 1 And after 9-11, I don't know why this always makes me want to cry, too. They'd pull up and I'd look over and they're looking at me and they weren't like, eh, they just mouthed, thank you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like very somberly. And that's when

Speaker 1 it really sunk in. I couldn't watch CNN anymore because all it was was who died.
Yeah. Who was in New York? Who was near the towers? Who was in the towers? Everyone knew someone in the towers.

Speaker 1 And I had this weird disassociated event. I was watching Will and Grace.
And I went, oh, yeah. Oh, thank God.
I went, oh, wait, but it's in New York. Oh, God, who did they know in the towers?

Speaker 1 And then went, oh, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm in TV. I know they shot this before 9-11.

Speaker 1 So it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 And then I went,

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 this isn't real.

Speaker 1 It will have never happened here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it was like, oh, thank God. Thank God I can go somewhere if that didn't happen.

Speaker 1 And that's when any kind of comedy, snobbery, any of that melted away forever because entertainment is important and it's providing a huge mental health service and it is important.

Speaker 1 I agree in having done some things that weren't my comedic tone and to see how appreciated there are by people and recognizing, like, oh no, everyone's entitled to laugh. Everyone deserves a laugh.

Speaker 1 There's no hierarchy. There's no great comedy and bad comedy.
If you make people laugh, that's it. And also, why did I want to do this anyway? For me?

Speaker 1 No, because when people are laughing and enjoying themselves at something you're doing, that's what the thrill is. Sorry, you keep going like trauma style, but

Speaker 1 additionally, for me, that's when I'm safe. If all the men in the room are laughing at me, no one wants to fight.
No one's hitting anybody. We're at peak safety when everyone's laughing.

Speaker 1 That's the personal level too. Right.
For me. Probably is hard to see it as a gift, but I think it's really hard to understand

Speaker 1 the integration your stuff has in people's life. It's too abstract.
I don't even know that it's even healthy to know it.

Speaker 1 But to be given that moment at the light, that weirdly is kind of helpful in computing what it really means. Yeah.
You're not at work feeling special.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh, let's go out and save the world tonight. No, but we were always aware there's the task at hand.
We got sort of over publicized? What is overexposed? Yeah, saturated.

Speaker 1 I couldn't think of overexposed. Yeah, that's all right.
You got there. We got there pretty quickly, actually.
You're being a little hard on yourself. It took about one second.
It should have taken.

Speaker 1 You know what it is? I think your obligation is you do want to honor those people. And part of how you honor them is accept what they're telling you.
Yes. Also, we were overexposed.

Speaker 1 Everyone was excited at the network, at the studio. We were on every talk show.
And so then it just became the joke.

Speaker 1 Matthew Perry was the first one who said, like, we feel like we need to get the word out that we're on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which was insane. Yeah.
Right. And so then we were asked to do some commercial or something else.
And we just went, we're so overexposed. And how are we going to fix this?

Speaker 1 And then it was, we don't need to fix it. They're still watching the show.
We just need to focus on the task at hand, which is doing this show and doing it the best we can.

Speaker 1 And the writers and producers feel the same way. And there were conversations just about, I don't know, is this getting a little too weird?

Speaker 1 You know, like with the writing, but everyone just got refocused on make it good.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't forget what this is all about being great at that taping. Let me just scan here.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm getting shaky. It's too much energy.
I'm talking too much. No.
I'm like convulsing.

Speaker 2 Is it the nicotine?

Speaker 1 No, she hasn't had nearly enough is my argument. Yeah, you need to steady yourself.

Speaker 1 Well, I can't chew and talk. Yeah, you can.
Yeah, do whatever. We edit.
Okay. Come on now.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be really rude while you reload. I'm going to go pee-pee.
Is that okay? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You want to get out of here. I want to pee.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 No, go ahead.

Speaker 1 It would be so weird.

Speaker 2 We didn't have a door on that for many, many, many years.

Speaker 1 It was wide open. So you got the door.
Why do I feel like I was here before?

Speaker 2 You've never done it.

Speaker 1 To our chagrin. No.

Speaker 2 The guy who used to live here was a big Scientologist.

Speaker 1 And he had a podcast?

Speaker 1 No, his daughter lived up here. Not that.
And she had a podcast. Yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 She had a cat podcast. I'm just remembering doing a podcast.
And it was, yeah, you can use the bathroom. And it's like, this is a curtain.
It's a deja vu.

Speaker 2 Oh, ours wasn't a curtain.

Speaker 1 it had nothing. A pre-cognition, that's right, a post-cognition, like your cosmic voice.

Speaker 1 That told you like an idiot.

Speaker 2 No, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 I do believe sometimes things just

Speaker 1 make themselves known to you.

Speaker 2 Obviously, you resisted it for so long, and this is your life. It's not a weird thing to think, it's added up to being aware of that.

Speaker 1 I mean, haven't you had things happen that you can't explain and come on?

Speaker 2 That's when we talk about the sim. I think that all the time, even this, you want to go for real? Yeah, go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's too much. I'll talk to you back in.

Speaker 1 Oh, but this has to come off.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you'll take that guy off. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I'm out of my mind.

Speaker 1 I'm talking from you.

Speaker 1 Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Speaker 1 No, you're talking about it. No, are you kidding? You're talking enough.

Speaker 1 Why did these pants come out? Get your head straight in there and come out and talk more.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That was so wrong.

Speaker 1 So much peep.

Speaker 1 Did it overflow from the toilet?

Speaker 1 I wonder if it will.

Speaker 1 Do you ever? Sometimes, especially doing this, I rarely, like, that's actually a sign to you that I feel comfortable around you.

Speaker 1 Because generally, I'll sit here and be miserable and then the guest leaves. And I've peed for three minutes where I'm like, oh my God, I cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 Like five or ten? That was under 60.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't it be funny if I thought? I think that was about 10 minutes. I would be a little nervous.

Speaker 2 Mixed with the shakiness, we might need to get you to your brother.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Yeah, can can I just call your brother really quick?

Speaker 1 Your neurologist brother.

Speaker 2 That's so cool that he followed in the family footsteps and became a neurologist. That's very fancy.

Speaker 1 That's like Vosser.

Speaker 1 Just like Valser.

Speaker 1 You must have gone to Vosser. Everyone at Vassar, when I was there, was like, yeah, I didn't get into Yale.

Speaker 1 I have just a few more questions. Oh, no.
Sorry about this. And then we're moving on to your new show.
Oh, bear with me. I was like, I wonder if maybe we don't.
No, we're going to talk about that.

Speaker 1 Actually, because I love it. Just chit-chat.
I genuinely love it.

Speaker 2 You like to chit-chat.

Speaker 1 One question is, there are some people that get famous and they had some training. They have some experience being the most popular person in school.
And then there's introverts that get famous.

Speaker 1 And I think it's a little bit different of an experience. There's no prior experience where it's like, yeah, everywhere I go, everyone wants to say hi to me.
It's very foreign. Interesting.

Speaker 1 Let's take Matthew McConaughey, who I love. He's so comfortable being famous.
But guess guess what? He has been famous since he was born. He was little Mr.
Texas, we found out. Really?

Speaker 1 And every girl liked him in school. He had a lot of training

Speaker 1 to be kind of adored.

Speaker 2 People are looking at him all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's hot shit. So by the time it happens, he's kind of had some practice.
And then you take other people that were like, I'm hesitant to say this, but I'll give the example of Edward Norton.

Speaker 1 He was a fucking genius bookworm. And now he's the most popular guy in the world.
It's a much different new experience, I think, for some people than others.

Speaker 1 How did that transition for you feel when all of a sudden you were like one of the six most popular people in America?

Speaker 1 Globally. Was there like dissonance and disconnect from it? Yeah, it's everything.
That was the beginning of online chat stuff. Right.

Speaker 1 And I could actually go on a computer and read what people are saying

Speaker 1 and how they're criticizing. Well, two of the three girls are cute, you know, like a lot of that stuff too.
And went, oh, okay,

Speaker 1 this won't help me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Be good on the show. So I just immediately stopped.

Speaker 2 You were smart enough to know I'm not looking at that.

Speaker 1 Because there were some good things too that I didn't necessarily agree with. Right.
Just rationally thought none of this

Speaker 1 needs to be taken to heart or too seriously. Very nice when people appreciate what I do.
Not everyone will. Okay.
That was pretty intact. Yeah, it takes some people decades to come to that.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, or never. I do not need to know what people think.
In AA, we say what people think of you is none of your business. That's such a great segment.
It's kind of true. It is none of my business.

Speaker 1 But what I have found is it depends on mood isn't even the right word.

Speaker 1 It's like a frame of mind, and I couldn't even define what that frame of mind is, but I can watch the same thing and think, that was funny. Oh, good.

Speaker 1 And then another day, the same thing and say, why did I think that was good? How have you been getting away

Speaker 1 with doing this for so long?

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Right, it's the exact same footage.

Speaker 2 Yeah, again, it has nothing to do with what you've done. It's everything to do with what you feel.

Speaker 1 Well, also, if I'm doing a character and I see a glimpse of me, and mostly there's a lot of me in everything I do,

Speaker 1 but I can tell the difference. If I watch The Comeback, I have no problem watching that.
That's a different human being from me. I'm proud of it.
It's all good.

Speaker 1 Friends, sometimes like, uh-oh, you just did a voice, basically. That wasn't acting.
That wasn't anything. It was just like,

Speaker 1 I don't know what, what? And then I don't want to shit on it because people like it. And I'm not saying you're an idiot for liking it or anything.
It's just for me.

Speaker 1 What I try to do is out of respect, not even just for me, but for people who do like that. It's

Speaker 1 the whole thing. Okay.
So can you forgive yourself? You didn't think you were so great. Oh, my God.
At the acting, it was good enough for a lot of people. And people didn't just do that.

Speaker 1 Can you forgive yourself?

Speaker 1 And then the answer is, well, of course I can't. It's so hard, though, to forgive yourself, isn't it? But don't you forgive everyone?

Speaker 1 I mean, performance-wise, someone will have just a moment in a performance and I'll go, oh, well, I forgive it because the rest of it is so great. Oh, my God.
Yep. I am ultra-aware of those things.

Speaker 1 The big thing for me now is, I don't even know if I should say it out loud. Of course you should.

Speaker 1 Can I forgive myself for not having some work done on that face? Can I forgive myself for getting older? Oh, wow. And not doing something about it.

Speaker 1 Because I watch, I'm like, they've got a jawline. Am I supposed to have a jawline? Did I do this right now? Like even into my 60s.
That thing that comes up is, wait, should I? Am I supposed to?

Speaker 1 Are you allowed? Is everyone but me doing this?

Speaker 1 That's the thought I have. Everyone but me seems to be doing this.
So

Speaker 1 am I allowed? Should I? Am I allowed not to? Or is it going to be so off-putting? It's going to affect people's experience.

Speaker 1 Interesting. Watching me.
I'm trying to be practical about it because clearly, I haven't. Oh, my God.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 You look exquisite.

Speaker 1 You do. Again, call your husband.
Let's go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Meet me in the bathroom. He won't let me do anything.

Speaker 2 He likes your face, Fez, your face.

Speaker 1 He won't let me.

Speaker 2 It's so crazy how we see ourselves and how other people see us. Because obviously we look at you and I'm with your husband.
I'm like, don't mess with it. It's great.

Speaker 2 But I also, I look in the mirror and I'm like, okay, I did. I got chin filler.
You start looking and you're like, okay, I think I can start.

Speaker 2 And then you do it and you're like, I like it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I did get Botox.
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 At age 60.

Speaker 1 At 60 for the first time. I went to the doctor and he's like, wait a minute, I've never checked the box for first time in LA.
You're unique. And then I hear, unique is a euphemism for idiot.

Speaker 1 Okay, sure. But I really relate to like this bizarre zone your brain goes into where you go, in some weird way, am I not being professional? Yes.
I signed up to be a fucking actor.

Speaker 1 I got to be pleasing to people to look at.

Speaker 1 That's part of my job.

Speaker 1 Why am I acting like that's not part of my job that I'm above this? And I look at peers and I go, yeah, they're doing what you're supposed to do. It's a very entangled experience.

Speaker 1 Well, another part of me wants people to then just get used to me older. Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, do you have pride? On the other end of it is pride. Like, I haven't done anything, guys.

Speaker 1 That's cool. It's not pride.
It's not. Because I don't judge anyone for doing it.
I get it. And a lot of people look fantastic.
Sure. But I also am afraid that if it doesn't heal right, it's scary.

Speaker 1 I look older and fucked up like you.

Speaker 1 Older and fucked up.

Speaker 1 I think it's more complicated than people give it credit. They're just evaluating it in terms of vanity, which is fair.

Speaker 1 Some of it's vanity, but some of it's also like, you know, you do certain things. If you're a pilot, you get lazy.
There's things that people do. That's true.
And you have this occupation.

Speaker 1 Your face is the job.

Speaker 2 But what's the obligation for people to see us as young?

Speaker 1 Why is that young?

Speaker 1 It's maintained. Interesting.
Because once there's work that is not trying to make you look 20, AI can do that for

Speaker 1 but it's just making you look looked after, cared for, kept up. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I've got some stuff in my fridge. Let's play with some injections before you go.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 these are the safest thing to do. I'm going to give you some injections and then give you a tattoo.
I think the surgery.

Speaker 1 When your husband says, I was the podcast, you'll go, I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
I'm a new person.

Speaker 1 He's was like what's going on with your jaw it felt like it was okay for some reason

Speaker 1 and so i think it's his height i just trusted him i had no other explanation

Speaker 1 okay another question i had is when it became so publicized how much money you guys were making did you witness any impact on your interpersonal relationships and that being so public was there fallout from that so again i think that's another one that's like, it's probably more complicated than people would fantasize about.

Speaker 1 Family and friends. No.
I think it was always, if you're going to be an actor, the hope is that you make enough. To not do another job.

Speaker 1 This was like, the show's really good and you're good, but this is winning a lottery. That's how it was sort of looked at.
But you mean like asking for money and doing stuff?

Speaker 1 If it did, I'm not remembering. Yeah, or that's what's not registering to me.
The only there were, I don't remember what I was even going to say. Okay.

Speaker 1 Because I thought of one thing and then another thing, knocked it out. And then,

Speaker 1 but there was something.

Speaker 1 Damn. Maybe on your next trip.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I know what it was. Okay.
The thing is, I think for all of us, and especially at that time, right? It's like 20 years ago. That's when it was money being

Speaker 1 published. Yeah.
That it's, I don't want people to know that. And for me, the biggest impact was at my son's schools.

Speaker 1 As he was getting older, our society was moving into what's privileged class, where the other people in his school had assumptions about his family based on what's been known. Public knowledge, yeah.

Speaker 1 You guys fly private to Aspen on Christmas.

Speaker 1 Right. And that's that.
Not once, but right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also, what they didn't know was that some of their other classmates' families were billionaires. Billionaires.
Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But it's not known.
My son's getting a lot of shit for being privileged. And then it was, hey, cool.
I thought you'd get a new car. You got the old soccer mom car.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wonder if you felt a discernible lack of compassion towards you at any point because you were just known to have all this money. Who the fuck's going to ever feel bad for you again?

Speaker 1 Because you have all this money. Sure.
And I mean, I don't need anyone feeling bad for me. Right.
Let's say that. Well, I like compassion.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When I'm going through a hard time, the people that I've loved and been there for, I want them to be there for a So personal. Yes.
Oh, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Sometimes there's been hints of, you know, if there's a stressful time around something personal, sometimes I feel a whisper of, well. But also you're rich.
You can afford to do this.

Speaker 1 Buy your way out of this

Speaker 1 problem. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Buy your way out of this emotional problem.

Speaker 1 This problem with your husband, if you thought about giving him a couple million dollars, that makes it go away.

Speaker 1 And then it's just, of course, that's what's plaguing you right now. Maybe I need to to have a little more empathy about that.
But the only time ever I did a Who Do You Think You Are?

Speaker 1 Because I produced the show and I was the first one to shoot it. And I'm in Belarus and learning about how my family was killed by death squads during the Holocaust.

Speaker 1 Your dad's grandmother, your great-great-grandmother. Great-grandmother.
And kids and family and whole town. And so I'm learning about that.
And I'm talking to this old woman who had been there.

Speaker 1 She's not Jewish. That's why she survived.
And I'm just surrounded by this whole whole darkness of it and getting slightly angry.

Speaker 1 So this woman in between shooting in Russian and she just said, you're from America? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have nice teeth. Oh, boy.
And I went, yeah. She didn't have any teeth at all in her head.
I said, yeah. And she said, you're rich? Oh, boy.
And I said,

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes, I am.
Yeah, it was so undeniable. Yes, I am.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm so proud of that at this moment. Yes.

Speaker 1 Because all these people were murdered and then my grandmother, they came over. They had nothing.

Speaker 2 Here you are and you're rich.

Speaker 1 And that

Speaker 1 was the only time in my life that I felt like, yes. Yeah.
I'm rich. Yes.
I love that. A thousand percent.
I went to Dachau with my mother when I was 16. We toured Dachau.

Speaker 1 And I really recommend everyone have that experience because talk about the stuff we can't figure out or we don't understand really what's going on.

Speaker 1 To stand someplace where it is still so physically accessible that the weight is so palpable is fucking weird.

Speaker 1 I've never had an experience anywhere else in my life like it were after an hour there, you're like, oh my God, I got to get the fuck out of here. I've never been.
I don't know if I could handle it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I could barely handle that.
But I was really surprised by my reaction to being around someone who survived it, then later came back and placed a monument where the mass grave was.

Speaker 1 I was standing there and thinking, God, all these people were killed. And then there were the people who were shooting who have to

Speaker 1 have had moments

Speaker 1 later on where they went, what did I do? Yeah. I'm sure a lot of them just went, Jews, they had it coming.
But how many lives were ruined on all sides?

Speaker 1 It's convenient to think of that group of people as some other group of people that were evil and stuff. They were normal people that were in a system and they played their role.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I imagine, of course, there's some monsters that were like, we didn't get enough. And then I think more often people were like, now there's a new reality and now I see it.

Speaker 1 And what the fuck happened? And I was under the spell of this. Even if for like five minutes when that veil is lifted, it's torture.

Speaker 1 And then they can go back and tell themselves the same story to get through it. And these weren't Nazis either, necessarily.
A lot of times it was local police who were happy to help.

Speaker 1 anyway sorry we just got there you see me at a dinner party no isn't it funny we like that's what we like to do yeah it's almost sadistic but we like this part my last it's kind of related i only bring it up because i wasn't on a cultural phenom but i was on parenthood for six years yeah and i fucking loved those people so much and i hadn't seen the show i guess in eight years or whatever it was and my daughters

Speaker 1 i don't know if they wanted to see it or i suggested it, but we watched it on a vacation last year. From the second it started, the title sequence, I started crying.

Speaker 1 And it was the most cathartic, wonderful.

Speaker 1 I got to experience it in a way I almost couldn't when I was doing it. I've heard you say a couple of times that you were unable to watch friends.
Yeah, to watch myself.

Speaker 1 Well, what I really liked is I have a bit of the same fear, which is like, I mostly just don't want to get caught watching myself. Well, there's that too.
Yeah, that's my element of it.

Speaker 1 It's like so humiliating. So you didn't watch it.
I didn't. First couple seasons, we'd go to Courtney's and watch it every Wednesday, every Thursday night.
I almost said the wrong night.

Speaker 1 Yeah, must see.

Speaker 1 I was just making up a word. It's like, it's every week, every, I don't know.
Just every Saturday morning we get together as a day. Watch the show every Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 Or for example, every Wednesday, whatever it was on, I don't know. Whatever.

Speaker 1 Every Thursday night. We'd watch it every week and then too busy and I was pregnant.
I don't know. I just stopped watching and there are episodes I've never seen.
Wow.

Speaker 1 And it's almost impossible to avoid. If any show is on at all times of the day, in fact, one of the only fights I ever got in when I was still dating Kristen, we didn't live together yet.

Speaker 1 I went to her house. This is back when a DVR only had like 20 hours of storage.
And I like to go to watch some show we had.

Speaker 1 And she had all these roommates, and someone had recorded and put a season's pass on Friends. And I'm yelling in the house.
I'm like, whoever put this on the DVR, you don't need to.

Speaker 1 Just turn the TV on. It's on.

Speaker 1 You don't need to record it. It's literally on all day.

Speaker 1 And then Amy Hansen, our sweetest friend, came around the corner. She goes, True angel.
An angel. She goes, I'm sorry.
And I go, you were doing it. You should definitely keep recording.

Speaker 1 I felt so terrible.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's the worst thing you can do.

Speaker 1 But anyways, you can't even avoid that. You can't go channel surfing and not see it.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy. That's right.
Yeah. But you started watching it again.
Well, when Matthew passed away, I started watching. I mean, there were marathons.
It was part of the process for me.

Speaker 1 And boy, I really appreciated it and how fun. Well, I knew he was funny always anyway.
Yeah, Coner knows the most.

Speaker 1 Humiliating. If for no other reason than to torture Conan,

Speaker 1 but he just was so funny. And I'm like, God, LeBlanc is hilarious.
Oh, Jennifer, my God, that's so good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Come on, Courtney. How are you never nominated for an Emmy? That's insane.
And Schwimmer, yes. Oh, my God.
Come on. It was just this whole appreciation.
I went, I got to watch all of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you cry when you're watching it? I cried when there was a marathon on and I caught, I mean, I'm not watching it like on Max from season one. I tried.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can do season one, but maybe season two or three. My husband's like, can we watch and watch it? I'm like,

Speaker 1 okay. And then something about me was like, I can't.
You feel like it's too self-indulgent? Yeah. But I feel like I need to watch all all of them.
So anyway, the episode where Phoebe got married is on

Speaker 1 and I'm watching it. And I got so caught up that I cried watching her because she looked so happy.
Yeah, she was happy. She had such a real smile.
She was just, I've never seen Phoebe that happy.

Speaker 2 You could remove yourself. It's she.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's for sure.
She. It's for sure, sure.

Speaker 1 Seashells while you're she shows her. Who wouldn't be happy marrying Paul Rudd? Well, and then there's that.
But it really touched me. I was so happy for her.

Speaker 2 I'm glad you got that moment. That's what everyone felt that whole series is like we knew.

Speaker 1 We did remember

Speaker 1 when she got married. I cried

Speaker 1 so much.

Speaker 2 I was like, I know them. They're my friends.
They're saving me from feeling lonely. That one glimpse you got is what people had for 10 years.

Speaker 2 So lucky for us and grateful to you guys for that.

Speaker 1 So I knew him through sobriety. That's where I start chewing my gum.
Yeah, yeah. This is where I need my nickel.
Yeah, yeah. Look, what us addicts put everyone that love us through

Speaker 1 is rough. Yeah.
If I were you, I would want to see the version. Like, let's put it this way.
And I can compare. I think it's a good comparison.
Cancer.

Speaker 1 So, my father, he had a lot of health issues towards the end. And there's a whole decade of his life.
He was really on the decline.

Speaker 1 When I have dreams about him, I have dreams about him in his like 40s. I want to see his vibrant, virile self and I miss it so much.

Speaker 1 And I guess I think if I loved an addict and I had to see the whole thing, I would be grateful to get to go back and see it before it had like taken its toll. Right.
I, this will sound odd,

Speaker 1 am more comforted

Speaker 1 that he was

Speaker 1 happy the day he died. He got to die happy.

Speaker 1 And to me, that was a gift.

Speaker 2 It could have gone a bunch different way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think people, they have a category addict. It's really incomplete.
It's a spectrum. I've loved people in the program that I could recognize.

Speaker 1 They got it worse than me. And I've had friends in AA where I would say, yeah, the weight of the world is heavier on your shoulders than it is on mine.
And it's pretty heavy on mine.

Speaker 1 And I can see it and feel it. And it's heartbreaking.
And I don't envy you. And I have a lot of compassion because you really are dealing with more than I am.
And I can feel it. I'm sad for that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is complicated. It's so complicated.

Speaker 1 But I loved that Matthew I first met and the one at the end because you love it. I love him.
This is you. And I love you.
Yeah. I accept that this is you.
Yeah, I understand. And so did he.

Speaker 1 I didn't even watch the show, but I got to be around him a lot. And he has a lot of quotes I keep with me.
One of them is, I've spent my whole life making everyone like me.

Speaker 1 I haven't really asked myself what I like. I was like, oh, I can relate to that.
Yes. I thought the sentence was going to finish a different way.
Oh, you did.

Speaker 1 I've spent so much of my life making everybody around me like me. And no time making myself like me.
Yeah. It's the same thing, really.

Speaker 1 Not asking yourself what you like is very similar to you haven't figured out what you like and you're not trying to make yourself like yourself. But it's not like, what do you like about yourself?

Speaker 1 It's accept yourself, love yourself. That was, to me, the whole thing about fame isn't going to give you that.
Just because everyone else is loving you.

Speaker 1 it weirdly compounds it and then makes you hopeless because the thing that was gonna make you love yourself didn't work and now we're out of options it exacerbates it but the answer is simply you're not only allowed to love yourself you've got to it's like required

Speaker 1 yeah you're all you've got yeah ultimately it's so nice that people love you but it doesn't work if you don't love you it can work temporarily for me okay your show no good deed i'm not blowing smoke up your ass.

Speaker 1 It's fantastic. I'm going to ask you.
Have you seen it? Yes. I watched today.
While I was working out, I watched three episodes.

Speaker 1 You're going to fucking love it, Monica. Really? Yes, because it's very, and I don't know if you'll agree with this comparison.
It's weirdly very murders in the building. Oh, oh, interesting.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Exciting.

Speaker 1 It's great. So Liz Feldman and I were in the Sunday company together.
Oh my God. It all goes back to the groundlings every time.

Speaker 1 All roads lead back.

Speaker 1 Was she created? She created it. She had also created Dead to Me.
Oh, I wasn't sure. Which is Christine Applegate, Linda Cartellini.
Had you known her prior to this? No.

Speaker 1 I was just told, so we have an offer for you to do this Netflix show. Interesting.
Tell me more. It's limited series, which you can do because I was committed to something else at the time.

Speaker 1 I went, okay. It's Liz Feldman who did, I said, Dead to Me.
You knew. I know.
Well, this sounds like a yes. Well, let's tell you a little more.
You'll be married to Ray Romano. Well, of course, yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's such a good actor. So again, back to Parenthood.
That's where he did his first kind of dramatic work. He was awesome.
I got to direct him in an episode. I loved Parenthood.
Oh, you did?

Speaker 1 I saw every one of them. Oh, my goodness.
Okay. You were keeping that.
I should have said that before. No, there wasn't a moment.
Oh, there were a lot of moments.

Speaker 1 Remember, I told you I re-watched the whole thing and I cried. And you're like, oh, yeah, it was really good.
I was going to, and then I forgot.

Speaker 1 Remember how I kept saying, there's something I want to say, and I i can't remember what it is that's what it was that you're a super fan of parenthood but yeah he was incredible on parenthood right yes heartbreaking he's so good i'll add what a dude he has no ego to walk into parenthood season whatever it was yes that's hard you were on a show that had your name in the title which was your whole story yeah and then you walk in and you're like 23rd on the call sheet this morning and you can't wait to act yes did you see that netflix movie him and mark Duplas?

Speaker 1 I can't remember what it was called because the name of it has nothing to do with what it was about. Paddleton.
Thank you. Paddleton.
Paddleton. Oh.
Maybe that was someone's name.

Speaker 1 But to me, that has nothing to do with what it was about. And that was just world-changing to me.
He's incredible. He's almost a Duval.
Like, he's just alive there. And it's real.
Effortless.

Speaker 1 So I was thrilled. You have such rhythm.
Oh, good. Oh, big time.

Speaker 1 And you have a lot of heavy lifting. You should see the the list because you don't get sent screeners and get told what's embargoed.
But the list of things I can't say is comical.

Speaker 1 I've never seen a list so

Speaker 2 because spoilers.

Speaker 1 But I think we can say from the get-go, you and Ray Romano are married. You're empty nesters and you're going to sell this terrific house.

Speaker 1 It's a very LA story because this has happened to a lot of people where you accidentally end up with a house that's worth like $5 million.

Speaker 1 And they're in this situation and they're going to sell the house and it's a great device. You meet all these characters that are coming in to tour the house and they all want it.

Speaker 1 And by the way, the house is so great. Yeah.
It made me want the house so bad. Me too.
It's perfectly beautiful. That was a set on two stages.

Speaker 1 The first floor is on one stage, second floor is on another stage. But you have heavy lifting without giving you a second.
So you're selling the house.

Speaker 2 Is that all we can say?

Speaker 1 And there's some secrets. There's a lot of secrets.
What's going on? It's my favorite kind of story where it's unraveling. You're just two people selling a house.
You're having a great.

Speaker 1 Then this weird thing happens and this happens and this happens. These people are weird.
And all this stuff is getting kind of peeled back in every episode. You're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 But first and foremost, and this is the thing I was saying about you living in your house for so long.

Speaker 1 I can really relate to, without knowing anything else, just the notion of handing over this place that has given you almost all of your most beautiful memories. It's such a bizarre notion.

Speaker 1 When I think about our own house right now and like all the memories we're having with these little kids, it's a very weird thing to do.

Speaker 1 To me, the woman I'm playing has got to be unstable because that's nothing like me. You could walk away from your house of 27 years right now and be fine.
Wow. You're a psycho.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 But well, home are the people you're with. And you claim a space.
So wherever we live next, I'll claim it. It'll be ours.
It's fine. Here's the weird thing that caught me by surprise.

Speaker 1 My brother and sister and I found out that our house that we grew up in in Tarzana was for sale and there was an open house.

Speaker 1 And let's just go. And the three of of us went to the house.
And I thought, I can afford to buy it. I think, should I just buy it? Right.
I should just buy it. I want it back.
I think I should buy it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I must buy it.
Did you buy it? No. Oh, because at first it was like, I want it back.
We were having so much fun. It's like, yes.
Oh, my God. And that's the same.

Speaker 1 And remember, we blank and we did that. And oh, remember the time I got thrown across the room? And yeah.

Speaker 1 It just got really dark.

Speaker 1 This is where dad used to hang his belt.

Speaker 1 We were having the best time, but by the time we were sort of done touring it, you were over it. I was done.
This is for someone else's memories.

Speaker 1 Also, what you think you're buying is a teleport device back to those fun memories. I discovered this in the weirdest way with Nintendo.
So I had Nintendo in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 It's the only year I ever played video games. I had such a fun year with my friends playing these new video games.

Speaker 1 And then as an adult, eBay came around and I was like, oh, I could get a Nintendo and all those old games. And I ordered all the stuff and it came and I hooked it up to my TV.

Speaker 1 I couldn't figure out why it wasn't giving me anything. And I realized it's not the game I missed.
It's seventh grade I miss. It's like my friends and I doing the thing.

Speaker 1 And I think I can get it back by having this object. It's what you cared about while you were playing that game.
But truly, the show's fucking fantastic. That's great.
I don't have objectivity.

Speaker 1 I watched the first one and immediately forgot I was in it and went, I can't wait to see the next one.

Speaker 1 So that to me was a great sign. That's a huge sign.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 By the way blew through your wife's show who didn't everyone did literally everyone you know who mostly blew through it dads really isn't that inexplicable that's who we hear most from that's fantastic because it's a romantic yeah

Speaker 1 it's kind of encouraging that is the best news i've ever heard i mean truly right my husband loved it well there you go he said can we watch more of that it's like yeah anyone that's not what he sounds like i don't know who I just did.

Speaker 1 What does he sound like? You must be able to do a great impersonation of him. Do you mind watching more of that one? Tokyo.

Speaker 1 He's more like it. He's French.
Oh, my God. Does he make love to you so much? Very attractive.
That is very attractive. My only regret in life, sexually, is that I didn't make love to a French woman.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, because I have a whole... No, I think this is worth exploring.

Speaker 1 French women probably instruct. Oh.
Okay, that's you know,

Speaker 1 yeah, you're supposed to be somewhere else. Okay, listen, I am so sorry.
I'm sorry. This was really too long.
What fun is it? No, it's fine. Okay.

Speaker 1 You sure? I don't think it's fine. It's my publicist.

Speaker 1 Why haven't you left yet? It can't still be going on over the text. You gotta go.
You better go. Wrap it up.

Speaker 1 Okay. Lisa, what a fucking joy.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's a big deal.

Speaker 1 Am I? Yeah. We had David Schwimmer, and I'll tell you our funny joke.
He had to cancel because he had an ear infection. And Robbie said he had Schwimmer's ear.

Speaker 1 That's hilarious!

Speaker 1 That's so good.

Speaker 1 Oh, shoot! You gotta respect

Speaker 2 so great, but you are the, but like, you're the best one,

Speaker 1 so we're glad to no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everybody, but this was such a treat. It was.
Thank you so much for spending so much time with us. Everyone, watch No Good Deed 12, 12, 24.

Speaker 1 I know you don't care numerically, what could be better? 12 plus 12 is 24

Speaker 1 24, 24. We like that.

Speaker 1 48. Everyone watch No Good Deed.
It's absolutely fantastic. Everyone's fantastic on it, and it's perfectly written.
The score is impeccable. 12, 12, 24.
Thank you, Lisa Kudra. Thank you.

Speaker 1 He is an arm care expert, but he makes mistakes all the time. Think God Mike is here.
She's got to let him have the facts.

Speaker 1 It's 11-11.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Hold on.
I really want to think on this.

Speaker 1 Did you have one?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. I want to know so bad.
Don't you want to know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 You're not allowed to know other people's wishes. No.
That's a weird part of wish culture.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why is it that telling someone your wish would make it not come true?

Speaker 1 I know, but why? I don't know. That's the logic behind it?

Speaker 1 Trying something new.

Speaker 2 Do you do multiple wishes in one minute, or do you just do the one?

Speaker 1 Do you go several?

Speaker 2 I do as many as I can.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, that's a great idea. I might switch to that.

Speaker 2 It's a little panicky.

Speaker 1 Do you let me ask you this: Do you want to tell me your wish? Is that another part of it? Like, I want to know it. My hunch is you want to tell me.

Speaker 2 No, not really.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 okay, great.

Speaker 1 They're pretty basic.

Speaker 2 Like, my wishes are very similar to my prayers.

Speaker 1 Great hair, great skin.

Speaker 1 Can we pause for a second? There's a board issue. Oh, wonderful.
It's not Shelby than the... It's a board issue.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's bored. He was telling that say he's bored.

Speaker 2 I said, we need a new topic.

Speaker 1 He should have a, like, some kind of button where he's back there. He's like, boring.
It's boring. Click.
Does this mean we're recording or not?

Speaker 1 I'm probably not.

Speaker 2 Oh, I hope so, because 11-11 is so funny.

Speaker 1 I mean, I have the backup recording. In theory, it should be working, but on the computer, it's not registering for some reason.

Speaker 1 Interesting.

Speaker 2 I feel like, Rob, your wish should have been that there was no technical problems.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't it be such a sad wish for Rob?

Speaker 2 It's just, it's one of the things.

Speaker 1 You were free to want to ride a unicorn on a

Speaker 1 snow cap mountain.

Speaker 1 And Rob's going to be like, please, no technical glitches. Well, mine, some mine are work-related.
Often, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Same.

Speaker 1 I guess you're right. Go ahead, Rob.
Make your wishes about technical proficiency. It's working.
I don't know what that was, but weird. Okay, fancy.
The wish came true.

Speaker 1 I bet the computer made a wish on 11-11, which is like, I wish I could stop computing. Oh, and then its wish came true.

Speaker 2 Then Rob was like, bullshit. His overrides the computer's wish.

Speaker 1 You don't get wishes. You're a computer.

Speaker 2 What do you think the robot would wish for?

Speaker 1 To be a boy. Oh, that's, you know, that.
Oh my god. Yeah, his wish is right on his sleeve.
He wears his wish on his sleeve.

Speaker 1 He's so cute.

Speaker 1 How do you think he's it's 11-11?

Speaker 1 Time to make my wish once again. I wish I was a boy.
I never tire of making his wish.

Speaker 1 Do you think he's feeling a little uncomfortable? AI? Yes, and Chat GPT and like meta glasses.

Speaker 1 I'm I'm excited for AI.

Speaker 1 They will be superior to me. I will seem so charming as if I'm a flawed human being.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's very

Speaker 2 vague. Yeah, he's very optimistic.

Speaker 1 He is. He'll seem like a clumsy dum-dum, which is very much what a boy is.
Right. So very boy-like.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I like that.

Speaker 1 How was your fitting?

Speaker 2 It was nice. It was?

Speaker 1 We're shooting a commercial tomorrow. Yeah, it's very exciting.
Co-stars.

Speaker 2 I know. It's very fun.

Speaker 1 It is fun.

Speaker 2 We shot a commercial once before together, a very long time ago, for the city of Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 Daddy, California. Right.

Speaker 2 The state of California or the city of Los Angeles. I don't know.

Speaker 1 California tourism, I believe.

Speaker 1 And we were up at the observatory. Ding, ding, ding, what I was about to, I was going to tell you what I just did this morning, but that'll put on pause.
Okay.

Speaker 1 What's your biggest memory from that California tourism shoot we did together?

Speaker 2 Well, I was wearing like a really specific dress.

Speaker 2 And Christian said.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's my number one memory.

Speaker 1 So we work with a guy all the time. Yep.
And he

Speaker 1 saw, he got.

Speaker 2 He saw me in a new light.

Speaker 1 He saw you in a whole new light. He was so shook.

Speaker 1 It was hilarious.

Speaker 2 Well, understandably, because especially up until that point, I was.

Speaker 2 a little assistant running around in sweatpants.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, you're in your Pangaya phase or just prior.

Speaker 2 It was before Pangaya.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it was like always bedtime look.

Speaker 2 Not really. I mean, when I would show up to the house, I'd look cute, but everyone saw me.
You know, it's all very interesting. Actually, this is psychologically interesting.
Go on.

Speaker 2 When I was an assistant, I liked fashion the same amount. That hasn't changed.
Correct.

Speaker 2 But I think when I was an assistant, no one

Speaker 2 thought that or or,

Speaker 2 you know, they were just like, oh, she's just like a little girl and she gets groceries and she

Speaker 2 gets chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 Dino nuggets. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to challenge that. Okay.

Speaker 1 From a guy's perspective. Yeah.
We don't have a status, though. If we see a hot woman, we don't, it's not like we're like, ooh, she's the janitor.
We don't think that way. We just go, ooh, hot.

Speaker 1 I don't even think about it. I'm just like looking at them and I go, either aruga.
No. Yep.
Aruga. Don't do that.
That's a cartoon noise from Bugs Pun. It's okay.

Speaker 2 Some people really do it.

Speaker 1 No, that's not even a cat call. Even the worst guy is not yelling out his window.
Aruga. Well, now there's other bats.

Speaker 2 Yeah, someone yelled at me the other day, and it was awful.

Speaker 1 I'm going to, this is a brag. I did yell at two guys.

Speaker 1 I was at a crosswalk, and there were two dudes in a truck, and this gal was at the corner, and they started hussing, and I got involved. You did? Yeah.
What'd you say?

Speaker 1 I'm not going to, I don't like when I show that side of myself. You've seen that side of me.

Speaker 2 Well, did you say a slander?

Speaker 1 I was like, hey, motherfuckers, have some fucking, you know, respect. Some respects.
Yeah, have some manners. Shut the fuck.
Like, I, you know,

Speaker 1 I kind of snap. Like, get a hold of yourself.
You're acting like a couple of fucking dogs. Wow.

Speaker 2 You're so mixed messies.

Speaker 1 Tell me more.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm a human being who's attracted to people.

Speaker 1 It's just what you do with that attraction. I know that.

Speaker 2 That's, I'm glad you said that.

Speaker 1 And that's why I've chosen Aruga because I feel like that is a playful, cartoony

Speaker 1 way.

Speaker 2 I'm glad you did that.

Speaker 1 Now, if I went, boy, wing, wing, wang, that's rough. That says I have a boner.
The other one says I have an old-timey horn somewhere on me. Okay.
Right? Yeah, that's true. Aruga.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Now, I like that you did that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 I bet that woman felt protected. And so that's nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I hope she did.

Speaker 2 Was it Kristen?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I was exercising.
Someone else was in an exercise outfit. These two guys were letting it rip.

Speaker 2 I see.

Speaker 1 I didn't think that was cool. But I am making a decision in that moment.
There's two guys. Yeah.
They might hop out of the truck. So I got it.
Like, there's a lot of thin slicing going on.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm going to tell these guys to shut the fuck up. This is crazy.
Yeah. There's two of them.
They're a light. Maybe they're going to get out.
Okay. I guess I'm up for that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then I go, I'm up for that.
That's the part I don't like because I don't want you to get injured.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 But I also like that you protected.

Speaker 1 This is the problem with life in the world and the planet. Yeah.
It's a messy fucking problem. Contradicts.

Speaker 2 sometimes a bad decision is mildly better than the other thing it's correct yes that's right that's true um yeah one of the biggest memories i have in my life is um christian noticing no

Speaker 2 no giving an aruga it's also funny though because i i was wearing like a very sparkly dress kind of like a ridiculous looking dress i didn't pick it um and so for that to be the thing

Speaker 1 well well you can see this, though. Yeah.
Do you think your

Speaker 1 dress, and now it's changed yet again, but do you think your dress evolved from when we first met you?

Speaker 2 Because I think it did. That's what I'm trying to say.
I don't know. I mean, look,

Speaker 2 in some ways, yes, because my financial situation has changed.

Speaker 1 I think your confidence situation changed a bit too. Sure.
I think you felt more comfortable being

Speaker 1 who you are, what you have.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but then the more oversize I get.

Speaker 1 See, now that's what I'm saying. Then it pivoted again.
Now you're like, I'm in a sleeping bag. Yeah, it's so cute.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I don't know.
But I just, I, I mean, he had never seen me in a dress, and then he'd also never seen me in full glam. That was also probably part of it.
I was in heels. It was a look.

Speaker 2 But that was a fun pressure, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was funny. Okay.
But I'm glad we had the same memory of it.

Speaker 2 I only know, I only do because you, he said it to you.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 2 And then you, of course, repeat, you passed along the compliment.

Speaker 1 Always want you to know.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I think you mentioned it a few times.
And so that was my little.

Speaker 1 I really wanted to sink in.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to add Christian's a handsome man. Very.
Yeah. Yes.
Very handsome man.

Speaker 2 Okay, but a memory I have, I was at a light. I think I've talked about this before, but I was at a light.
It was red. It had a no turn on red sign.
Right.

Speaker 2 And there was someone behind me and he was honking.

Speaker 2 And I was not going to move.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You won't be peer pressured.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it was getting like aggressive.

Speaker 2 And then there was a man on the street. Yeah.
And he like looked at the guy and was like, it's no, it's not.

Speaker 1 She can't go. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And I loved it.
Yeah. We have a diminished role in this world, but one of the roles is to keep the younger cuckooer versions of ourselves in check out in public.

Speaker 1 If they want to freak out in their house like Tonka, go nuts. But when you enter society, you got to tighten it up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that is a good thing for men to do for other men.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Okay, now the reason I was just at the observatory.
Oh, I'm trying. This is a New Year's resolution that I started last week.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I want to be able to ride my bicycle, my cute road bike I told you about. That's green and yellow.
A lot of people ask me to post pictures, and I need to.

Speaker 1 So I did it for the first time, I guess, four days ago on the break. I rode from from here and my thought was, I'm going to ride as far up the hill as I can get.
And then

Speaker 1 hold on. Hold on.
And then not up the hiking trail.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 Okay. Up Ferndale.
Okay. You know, it twists all around and then how you would drive to the observatory.
Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 And my hunch was like, when you leave the house, it's immediately incline up the side street and then up Ferndale. When you get to the stop sign, I'm like, I already know when you're hiking.

Speaker 1 You're winded by the time you get there. So I'm like, maybe I'll get to the stop sign.
Then maybe next time I'll get to the first turn and so on, so on.

Speaker 1 Well, on my trip last week, I got all the way to the final stretch, like maybe a block. I did have to get off and walk

Speaker 1 the last like half block or block up to the very top. Wow.
My thighs were as dense as like a microwave. They were so, I've never, they've never been that inflated with blood or whatever was going on.

Speaker 1 They were just so pumped up. Wow, so I did that, and then this morning, I'm like, I'm gonna do it again.
So, I did it again this morning, and I didn't have to walk.

Speaker 1 You did the whole thing, yeah, I was kind of shocked with just what one trip up because the first trip up was bonkers. This trip up was good, it was a hard workout, but my legs didn't get like locked.

Speaker 2 Wow, and you think maybe you'll ride to the moon soon?

Speaker 1 I hope in no ride to the moon, yeah, and by 2026. That's so nice.

Speaker 1 The first person to climb Everest on a bicycle, on a road bike.

Speaker 2 That's awesome. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Oh, I brought it up not just, I didn't bring it up to brag, but I also brought it up because the most insane thing was happening on the entire trip up this morning.

Speaker 1 It was an SNL sketch and it wouldn't fucking stop for 25 minutes. So I'm huffing up the hill.
I'm in the highest gear. I'm like, ah.

Speaker 1 And I have headphones in. I'm listening to stuff.
And I hear something just to the left of me a little bit. And I like, look, and it's like, it's really close.

Speaker 1 It's a dude with dreadlocks and a backpack. And he's on an electric fucking scooter.
And we're going roughly the same speed. Sure.
It's maddening being next to a dude on a scooter.

Speaker 1 He get he goes ahead of me. Yeah.
Now he's ahead of me. Then he gets to a stop sign and I think he maybe had to put more money on the scooter.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Because now he's got his phone out and I think he didn't have cell service, whatever. I then pass him.
I'm now riding. I forget about him.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 1 12 minutes later, I hear something. I look over here.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my fucking God. And, and I don't have it in me to go faster.

Speaker 2 I just wanted your alone space.

Speaker 1 There's something that was so invasive. Well, it was the awkwardness of it, but then it was also the humiliation of a guy in this little scooter passing me because

Speaker 1 I'm going like three miles an hour up this steep hill. It just was crazy.
Imagine you see a guy taking a nap passing you on your hike. Like it just felt like that.

Speaker 1 Like, well, how is this guy and I doing the same thing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 We passed in, I bet, five times.

Speaker 1 Did he pass me right at he passed me at entering the parking lot to the observatory? He did win. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But what it was comical.

Speaker 2 This reminds me of fights, bikes, running.

Speaker 2 Remember earlier this year, my running situation with the dogs and the pencils.

Speaker 1 And the people congregating.

Speaker 2 Yes. Now, I drove by the other day.

Speaker 1 Okay. Let's see what I can find.
Wow, there's going to be photographic evidence.

Speaker 2 This was the area.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Uh-huh. There's now a sign up

Speaker 2 that says no dog walking private property.

Speaker 1 Oh, did you put that up? No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 But that would have been a good move.

Speaker 2 But also, it goes to show

Speaker 1 you weren't the only person in convenience.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Correct.
I felt very validated by this sign. I bet.
Vindicated. They were just there.

Speaker 2 That's not even their house.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I didn't think ever that was their house. Did you?

Speaker 2 I guess if I was being generous, I thought maybe one of them, that was their area.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That was a thing that happened when we used to live on Los Felos Boulevard.
I would come out and someone would just be having like a picnic on the front yard. They'd have a blanket out.

Speaker 1 They might be asleep. Sure.
It's interesting.

Speaker 1 Stay tuned for more armchair expert.

Speaker 1 If you dare.

Speaker 1 A diamond is forever. Here on the show, we talk to guests about their past, where they are today, and what they want for the future.
And it kind of makes you realize you're never really done, are you?

Speaker 1 You're constantly changing, shedding old versions of yourself to reveal someone stronger, smarter, funnier even. Although my kids might argue that.

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Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 I do want, I have an update, sort of. Okay.
Not really. And I wasn't really going to say this, but I am.

Speaker 2 A couple fact checks ago, we talked about a dream I had.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, yes, yes. So

Speaker 1 Cager's. JG's.
JG. JG.
Jill and Hall. Dream.
A dream.

Speaker 2 Let's be, let's, like, make it so clear that I was talking about a dream.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 2 I got a very disgusting email from somebody.

Speaker 1 Also, like, do not email me. Me? Me.

Speaker 2 The less emails I get in general, the better. But this random person emailed me and said.

Speaker 1 I think you should read it.

Speaker 2 The subject is geez, dot, dot, dot. Be an adult.
Exclamation point, exclamation point.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Then it just says.

Speaker 1 really quick just already i want to have a grievance yeah this is the definition of being an adult when you're a kid you don't even think about this this is this is exclusively for adults so just right there problem number one continue yeah she said she said go to your doctor and convey hold on i know it's a woman i know oh and i'm interrupting you too much but you you already have a look on your face which i love when you're reading it you're her yeah yeah i say so you're like this yeah okay go ahead okay go to your doctor and convey your concerns instead of making your personal hygiene issues a problem for your audience.

Speaker 2 You never cease to amaze me, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. You are such a constant child.

Speaker 2 Not go to a doctor because you know better. M D after your name, God, but you're tedious.
Okay, so none of that makes any sense, and it's really mean.

Speaker 1 It's not grammatically great, yeah.

Speaker 2 So M D after my name, what does that even mean?

Speaker 1 But let's just treat this as if it's a real piece piece of advice. I want to give this person a day in court.

Speaker 1 So what she or she is requesting is that you go to your doctor and you say, I had a dream my vagina smelled. He's going to go, go see a psychologist.
Why are you here? Does your vagina smell?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. I had a nightmare that it did.
And the love of my life was put off by it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a dream.

Speaker 1 That's what she wants you to do is go to the doctor and tell them you had a dream about your vagina? I guess.

Speaker 1 I'm going to start going to doctors to tell them about my dreams. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm so tedious. Yeah.
Also, why do you, why do you listen? Go away. Well, no, I

Speaker 2 100% stand by that. If you're the type of person who's going to send an email like that, I prefer you do not listen to this show or me or engage with me ever again.
You actually don't have permission.

Speaker 1 I understand. I have a different take.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Yeah, which is like people,

Speaker 1 I'm one of them. I used to kind of hate listening to Rush Limbaugh.
Okay. People hate listening to Howard Stern.

Speaker 1 Like they just, they wanted to hear what he said so they could be mad about it and they could go to work and they could talk about what a misogynist piggy was.

Speaker 1 And it was like, it's, it was their hobby.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's a beset.

Speaker 1 He still got those ratings. They still had to listen to his message.
Some of it definitely sunk in. So I, I, I, uh, I don't mind.
I don't mind.

Speaker 1 I don't mind if you're like, you're an incel listening that's hating me. That's great.
Keep listening. Nah.
No.

Speaker 2 And that's good. I understand you.
I get, I get what you're saying. Okay.
But

Speaker 2 I, no, no, thanks. Yeah.
You don't get to, or you, you do get to because it's a public show. So you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 But like the idea that you opened an email, I mean, I, I didn't understand half of what that meant. So I think this person is unhinged.

Speaker 1 Um, they're probably, yeah, they're probably got a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 2 Let's. Can you say that it was mean?

Speaker 1 Oh, absolutely. Well, it's so ridiculous and silly and stupid.
Like, it's mostly just embarrassing. That email is so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 If I sent that email to the host of a podcast and didn't want to accept she was talking about a dream, it's just

Speaker 1 embarrassing.

Speaker 2 But even not just the part about the go to the doctor, like you're tedious. You never cease to amaze me.
You're a child.

Speaker 1 Well, again, that these are that to me confirms. So she has a story about you, which was at the end of the email.
Her story about you is that you're tedious.

Speaker 1 And so anything you say is going to be tedious. So the fact that you said you had a dream, that that has to be tedious because she, her story about you is that you're tedious.

Speaker 1 And so she's backed herself into this crazy corner where what she's saying doesn't even make sense. Go see a doctor about your dream.
It's so,

Speaker 1 I mean, it's such a stupid email. Yeah.

Speaker 1 yeah yeah it's um it's mean but mostly it's stupid let's go into the psychology of it okay this really doesn't work because i already i think the story part is really relevant but my hunch is she has something going on vaginally why is that such a hot like why did that trigger her so much yeah i think it triggered people um i i got a few

Speaker 2 nice responses. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I only read nice ones.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's nice. But I, I mean, I like a person in my life reached out and and said, oh, I use this.
And I was like, it was a dream.

Speaker 2 Like I freaked out and they were like, oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 Oh, but then I know.

Speaker 2 And I was like, no, no, I know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I was like, I got a bad email. And I guess I think everyone thinks that.
And I wasn't.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I actually don't think that about myself. I could be wrong because that's again the fear.
But the dream was a fear about being unlovable.

Speaker 1 That's right. And unworthy.
Exactly. Yes.

Speaker 2 And broken and gross.

Speaker 1 That's right. Fundamentally flawed.
Like, okay, he passed. Somehow I fooled him with this and I fooled him with this and I fooled him, but eventually the truth will be discovered.

Speaker 1 And the last thing that he didn't have access to that he finally discovered was, of course, the deal breaker. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
It's just a metaphor for like, I'm not good enough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So I think people do struggle with this issue.

Speaker 1 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2 And there turns out there are a lot of products on the market.

Speaker 1 Okay, great.

Speaker 2 So people can share

Speaker 1 oral or are they, you put them in you? Oral. Oral.

Speaker 1 Interesting. That's encouraging.

Speaker 2 Well, I think it's like prebiotics

Speaker 2 are supposed to be helpful.

Speaker 1 Now, here's the thing. I do think, I think, I think I'm right about that, that the good comp is this fear of erectile dysfunction.

Speaker 1 No one would send me a mean email. If I was talking about erectile dysfunction.
I know.

Speaker 2 Well, they don't think you're tedious.

Speaker 1 They think i am well even let's take her out of it i think i think there are

Speaker 1 there are many people that would clutch their pearls when you're talking about a vagina in public uh-huh and i think that's crazy yeah i know get real and i don't think it's it's not dudes

Speaker 1 well also it's not dudes saying it i don't i don't know yeah that's interesting it is because i think what you're right which makes sense is like it's it's a it's a fear so when you're talking about it like god knows what it is like she shouldn't say that i would never say, like, you're doing something that scares the fuck out of them.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Yes.
So that makes sense. And then maybe if anyone was going to have an issue with my erectile dysfunction conversation.
It was a dream.

Speaker 1 It would probably be a guy. Like, dude, shut the fuck up.
No one wants to hear about your limp. Yeah.
It would probably be a guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It is.
People feel threatened somehow.

Speaker 1 I get this, by the way, if I can own one of the worst parts of me. I was thinking it in terms of, in fact, I just, I think I saw the person driving and

Speaker 1 I was like, what is my problem with this person? Why don't I, what is my issue with this person? And it is that they present

Speaker 1 so fragile and vulnerable and weak. Interesting.
And when I see them moving through the world that way, it like gives me this deep pain. I just can't imagine presenting this way.

Speaker 1 I would just be so afraid everyone was going to take advantage of me and harm me. So, like, my own stuff, I can't even handle when someone's like just presents is crazy fragile.

Speaker 1 It's really,

Speaker 1 it triggers my fear of myself presenting that way. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And that's introspective.

Speaker 1 I think some element of homophobia is in there as well, which is like, you're a young boy. And I get, I'm only going to speak for my generation.
And we just had a guest on yesterday.

Speaker 1 We talked about the power of that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I want to add, like, yeah, there'll be straight guys like me or this guest we had talking about having been molested and the implications that you're gay and you feel gay.

Speaker 1 And then you'd be dead, like your whole school, you'd be dead.

Speaker 1 But I think some element of homophobia for some guys is it's not even maybe that they, they hate that two guys are going to hook up in their house.

Speaker 1 It's that when they see them presenting as gay, they imagine like, oh my God, that's what I've been trying to avoid my whole childhood to be masculine and butch and tough.

Speaker 1 And it scares them like to see it scares them. Like, fuck, if I was acting this way, I would be so called out.

Speaker 2 And, you know, that's probably true. When people are themselves,

Speaker 2 a lot of people find that very threatening.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because, or maybe there's like a deep jealousy. Yep.

Speaker 1 Well, what they are. They're holding in their true selves because they've told themselves, if I show my true self, I'll be excluded.

Speaker 1 And now, here's this person showing their true selves, and they're not being excluded, they're being embraced. It's like very threatening to be able to do that.

Speaker 2 But they feel like it's unfair.

Speaker 1 Yep, it shouldn't be that way because I know if I did that, I would be excluded. So, why is this person getting away with it? It's like Ozempic.

Speaker 1 It's like, why are they getting to do something that I'm not allowed to do? Yeah. And then, yeah, I think that's what's going on a lot of the time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 Who triggers you?

Speaker 2 When people walk around with a victim complex,

Speaker 2 I am so

Speaker 2 disturbed by it. Yep.
I also, I find it annoying because I guess I feel like you're not, everyone, like everyone has issues.

Speaker 1 Just stop. Like, yeah, the world is not conspiring against you any more than it's conspiring against.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 I guess it is.

Speaker 1 Now, granted, there are classes where if you're a black female. Of course.
Yeah. No, but in general, just living life.

Speaker 2 Victims don't trigger me. People who walk around with the victim complex, that's that's a different thing.

Speaker 2 That's like everything is, they're a victim, or the world is doing this to them, or they like they can't figure it out. And it's, it's everyone else's problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Everyone else's problem, but theirs.

Speaker 1 It's also a great tool in the narcissist kit. It is.
It's like when they've clearly fucked up and they clearly owe someone an apology, they figure out how they're the victim.

Speaker 1 And now they just switch their story to how they've been victimized.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of people who are very quick be the victim in this world.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And yeah, I'm not talking about real victims.

Speaker 2 And I find it so off-putting. I don't know.
I don't really know what it is, why it's so. Well, for one, it is

Speaker 2 contagious. There's that.
I think there's something about walking around like that and being so negative. And all this is happening to me.

Speaker 2 It's hard to be around that and maintain a level of happiness.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're almost inclined to meet them there.

Speaker 1 It's a horrible thing. I know.
I just got this thing.

Speaker 2 This bad thing happened to me too.

Speaker 1 I wonder if there's something for you in the fact that like you were presented a fork in the road as a little kid.

Speaker 1 And you could have gone home every day and told your mom, no one likes me because I'm brown.

Speaker 1 Or you could like learn cheerleading

Speaker 1 and force them to be around you and like you.

Speaker 2 I was thinking that, and I thought it sounded a little

Speaker 1 arrogant.

Speaker 2 So, but that I do think that's what it is, is there's a part of me, and this isn't necessarily fair, but there's a part of me that thinks, I figured it out, so can you. Right.

Speaker 2 Again, not to everyone and not to people who are victimized.

Speaker 2 These are people who are victims in their brain.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 There is a way to look at the world differently. And I know it from experience.

Speaker 1 I think for me, mine is ultimately incredibly self-centered because it's really just my irritation or fear that I would present that way.

Speaker 1 It just seems so unattractive that when I'm around it, I just can't stop thinking about how much I would hate to be presenting this way. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's just a buzzkill to be around that all the time and to feel like you have to like be constantly

Speaker 2 lifting somebody up.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And we all do this, right? Like we all need to vent. We all have moments where we feel like a victim and we're not.

Speaker 2 I mean, all of us, it's not, but for some people, it's a way of looking at the world.

Speaker 1 I wonder if what could be helpful, because I think this is one of the, um, one of my favorite AA things, which is like learning in the fourth step, I believe, um,

Speaker 1 that self-aggrandizement and self-pity are the same level of narcissism. Yes, exactly.
Right.

Speaker 1 So I think once I really accepted that and believe that concept, for me to be doing the self-pity thing, I feel as bad as I would be talking about that I'm God's gift to this planet.

Speaker 1 And so I'm just like, oh yeah, that's the same level of self-indulgence.

Speaker 2 Anyway, it was a dream.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a dream.

Speaker 2 Everything's tip-top.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 JG.

Speaker 1 Jaders. Jaders.
Clean as a horse. Don't be scared.
Don't be scared. You ever smelt a spring field, Jagers?

Speaker 1 You ever smelt a warm apple pie coming out of the oven, Jagers?

Speaker 1 Because that's what you're getting into when you pull them slacks down. Okay.
It's like opening the door to an oven. Oh, my God.
You hit with a waft. Okay.
Warm apple pie. Jesus.

Speaker 1 Warm apple pie.

Speaker 2 This is for Lisa Kudreu.

Speaker 1 Oh, I loved Lisa Kudreau.

Speaker 2 What a gift.

Speaker 1 What a gift.

Speaker 2 What a dream. What a gift.

Speaker 1 What a blessing.

Speaker 2 What a blessing. A Christmas miracle.

Speaker 1 My new over-indexed is blessing. You probably noticed it.
Really? Yeah. I love calling things a blessing.
Are you joking?

Speaker 1 I like, I don't think that God's involved. Right.
But I like what that means if you do believe God's involved. Like, I understand what it means.
And I like to, I like that meaning. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, this is otherworldly. This is really a special treat.
So I say it a lot. And I do wonder if it's confusing to people who know.
my stance on religion.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 But I just feel like it really, really articulates what i feel a lot of times now okay increasingly so

Speaker 1 i'm wearing a very fuzzy sweater and somehow it's just migrated into my mouth i think or i don't know if it's psychosomatic because i can see the little frizzies i'm like

Speaker 1 is this in my oh my god it's just wait add some to the bag oh no that's only hairy right i'm sorry by the way we're due for i think today we're doing another um of a harvest yeah because it's

Speaker 1 it's dwindling it's kind of disappeared i know i wonder does does hair

Speaker 1 disintegrate? I don't think so. Okay.

Speaker 2 Lisa, this was such a long time coming. Our first friend.
I was so grateful. I did feel

Speaker 2 like I fucked it up a little bit. There is no way to really convey

Speaker 2 the meaning

Speaker 2 of her here.

Speaker 2 And so I was kind of put in the position to try. And so I said,

Speaker 2 I think I said, there's nothing I can really say,

Speaker 2 but I wish, I wish I could have. I wish I could have articulated it, but I can't.
It is, it's a blessing.

Speaker 1 She's a blessing. The show was a blessing in your life.
It was. For sure.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 It was life-saving. It was a life raft.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. I don't know.

Speaker 2 There's just not, there aren't words in the English language.

Speaker 1 I wonder if Lisa's thing, there's a myriad of reasons why that's hard to accept. Yeah.

Speaker 2 How can you?

Speaker 1 And let's be honest, like a lot of people feel that way. Of course.
Right. So it's like,

Speaker 1 even the most grounded person at some point would come to expect that that's the effect it had on you. Cause you've, you've heard that a million times.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So I think you're trying to elevate what you want to do is give this person who's very nice. I just met Monica Padman.

Speaker 1 I want her to know that I've received it.

Speaker 1 Because really now I'm doing something for you, which is interesting because the goal is you want to do something for her, right? You want to tell her, I really am grateful for you. Yeah.
Truly.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's a way to say it, by the way.

Speaker 2 That is a good way to say it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm just personally grateful that on this trip, you were in my sphere and you just gave me so much relief and happiness. Okay.

Speaker 1 But I do think that maybe she's in a position where she's got to act like it's the first time she's ever heard that or something.

Speaker 2 Maybe. I mean, I'm not going to do that.
Like, that's not my job. Right.

Speaker 1 To

Speaker 2 worry about the way she's going to receive it. I'm not going to play that game.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But I am anymore. Maybe at one point in my life I would have, but whatever.
I can't.

Speaker 2 But I

Speaker 2 just, I do feel what you're saying. There is nothing new I can say to her.

Speaker 1 To be clear, I don't think you should have not done that just because of whatever her reaction is.

Speaker 1 I think it's good for you to be able to express your gratitude for the people that you have gratitude for.

Speaker 2 Me too.

Speaker 2 But I guess that's where it gets heady. It's like, I want to be able to tell her

Speaker 2 accurately, but I can't tell her accurately because I don't have, I really do not have the physical words

Speaker 2 to do so.

Speaker 1 You'd have to open your chest and invite her into your heart and let her feel what it felt like and then release her.

Speaker 2 There's, there's no way. Yeah.
So everything you say just starts falling is sounding dumb and trite and falling short. And it's just like, what's the point of any of this?

Speaker 2 Anyway, and she hears it all the time. And is it for her?

Speaker 2 Like, is it for her? Or is it for me?

Speaker 1 I think it'd be okay if it was for you. Yeah.
I don't think that would be bad. I guess.
Yeah. I guess I would say that.
I think it'd be crazy if you didn't tell people how much you appreciate them.

Speaker 2 I agree. And I think that's.

Speaker 1 And their reaction is their reaction. I just enjoy imagining what her reaction is or what she's going through.
But in no way am I suggesting you shouldn't. I think you should do that always.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's just hard to do in something's so meaningful.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And this happened with Matt Damon, too. Same thing.
It's like, I sure, I can sit here and we can talk about the camping trip and that.

Speaker 2 We can

Speaker 2 do it, but it's never going to.

Speaker 1 Well, here's a darker examination of it. Is part of the frustration, because this is part of mine,

Speaker 1 is like, I know, Letterman, you've heard from people that

Speaker 1 they like your show.

Speaker 1 But you need to understand that, like, I like it on another level.

Speaker 1 There's none of that.

Speaker 2 It's not like, it's not a competition thing. It's not,

Speaker 2 I I know, but you really don't understand.

Speaker 1 See, I have a tiny bit of that.

Speaker 1 Like, a lot of people laughed at your show, but I'm like, oh, I can be who I am because you exist.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, that's, but that's right. But that's, I think other people had that too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Adam Scott had that. Kimmel had that.

Speaker 1 Most people I know, actually.

Speaker 2 I don't think I'm a special case, but I.

Speaker 1 I want to be a special case, though. Do you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, everyone wants to be a special case. I would just want to be a special case in life.

Speaker 1 Just across the board. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just want to be a very special case. Special case.

Speaker 1 Should get a shirt that says I was thinking of the exact same thing. A special case.

Speaker 2 Everyone is a special case. Everyone is, except that lady.

Speaker 2 Well, she's special, I guess. She's very.

Speaker 1 She wants you to go to the doctor and tell him about a dream.

Speaker 2 It's just a disaster. Luke House.

Speaker 1 I do think your sweater is everywhere.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 I might have to table this guy.

Speaker 2 No, it's so nice.

Speaker 1 You know what? I have two of these. Oh, wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's really nice. I have two of these.

Speaker 1 This is a part of my wastefulness. Luckily, I don't shop often, but I don't ever go to a store.
Right. I order online.

Speaker 2 And you'd click number two.

Speaker 1 I got an XL out of the gates. And I was like, too big.
That's a skirt. Oh.

Speaker 1 Might be a great skirt for you. You mean a dress? Yeah.
A dress. A mini.
A mini dress. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Picture this. Yeah.
But then longer. Okay.
And then you put like a belt around it. Oh, wow.
It's very 80s.

Speaker 1 Very cool. We'll try it.
Okay. Next fact check.
Okay. You'll be wearing my extra large version of this.
It'll be fucking. Oh, we'll both wear it.
And it's going to look like it's snowing. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 There really is shit flying everywhere. Yeah, it's all right.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Now, a few facts for her.

Speaker 2 Was Vassar the first women's college to offer science? No.

Speaker 2 The first women's college to offer science was the Troy Female Seminary in Troy, New York, which is now Emma Willard School.

Speaker 2 Okay. She said it it opened in 1861.

Speaker 2 It was founded in 1861, but it opened in 1865. It opened its doors in 1865.

Speaker 1 So we're guessing then that it got founded so it could get funded and then it took four or five years to build. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 When did Vassar become co-ed? 1969? She was right about that. She nailed it.

Speaker 1 Yep. She's very bright.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm not surprised. I don't think you, I really, maybe this is.
I'll

Speaker 1 agree with what you're about to say.

Speaker 2 You can't be that funny in that.

Speaker 1 You can't be a great comedian and not be pretty bright. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, you can have done terrible in school, but you got to be bright. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's the timing. There's a math happening in your brain at all times when you're really performing.

Speaker 1 And there's a verbal dexterity to be constructing these things in a manner that is funny.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 The Easy E situation.

Speaker 1 Oh, please tell me.

Speaker 2 Now, Easy E went to three different high schools. He went to Compton High School.
Right. Manuel Dominguez High School.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 And Taft High School, which is where she went. But he dropped out in 10th grade.

Speaker 1 So he went to three high schools in two years. Correct.
That's too many high schools.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 2 It wasn't for him.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 And he was right.

Speaker 2 That's exactly. Yeah.
And so that clears that up. There was some confusion.
Right.

Speaker 1 No wonder she didn't bump into him. He was probably only there for a month or two.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. How tall is Ray Romano? 6'2, according to the internet.

Speaker 1 Made up a song last night. Oh, you know, Feliz Navidada.
It's with the girls decorating the tree. Tristan's out of town, so it's just the three of us.
Yeah. And it came on, and I was singing

Speaker 1 Los Files Dad.

Speaker 1 He los files dad.

Speaker 1 I go, girls, he listened to the song about me. A los files dad.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 I'm still in a sweet spot where they think I'm funny. It's gonna

Speaker 1 end my life. Like when they're 15 and 17, and I sing a Los Files dad, and they're like, fuck this guy.

Speaker 1 I hope so.

Speaker 2 They'll laugh. You're funny.

Speaker 1 If that all happens, I'll just, and they go, what the fuck is this guy doing? I'll just walk down into the basement

Speaker 1 and I'll just stay there until my life's over. No,

Speaker 1 I'll stand in the middle of the basement.

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 2 Listen, kids.

Speaker 1 What? I'm going to be like, what now?

Speaker 1 What the fuck am I?

Speaker 2 Listen, kids, can you do, can you prepare yourself a little bit that kids do grow up and

Speaker 2 I roll a little bit, but laugh, it's loving.

Speaker 1 I think it's a great motivation for me to stay sharp. Okay, great.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it might prevent me from going down the road that many comedians do which is like they just get less funny okay but i'm gonna be working my house

Speaker 2 well i gotta keep these girls laughing that's my well that means you can't be doing comedy from 2024 in 10 years you gotta be like that's not funny anymore to these people that's right i'll do that okay you said impermeable border about the house and you didn't know if you said it right impermeable means not allowing fluid to pass through, not liable to be affected by pain or distress.

Speaker 2 Okay, does your right hemisphere control your left hand? Yes. Are cluster headaches due to damage to the hypothalamus? Yes, it's related.

Speaker 2 Are migraines worse for girls? Yes.

Speaker 2 Hemolegic migraines, are they still called that?

Speaker 2 Hemilegic?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 She knew a lot.

Speaker 2 She made a little misstep with that science thing.

Speaker 1 What science thing? Dasser. First.
Oh, sure. That's, but we can forgive.

Speaker 2 But for the most part.

Speaker 1 They probably told her that. I'm sure.
Yeah. I'm sure they did.
That's on them. Yeah.
I blame them.

Speaker 2 They were the first women's college to lie about being the first

Speaker 2 to offer science.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a distinction.

Speaker 2 So that was her, and it was really just a blessing.

Speaker 2 She's, she really is a blessing.

Speaker 1 She is. You can believe in the word blessing without believing in God.

Speaker 2 I know. I just, I, I worry that people who truly believe in like blessings coming down from God,

Speaker 2 that they might think it's a joke.

Speaker 2 It's not. And it's not.

Speaker 1 No, I'm sincere about it. And I think they would be fine with it so long as they agreed it was a blessing.
If I say

Speaker 1 the Big Mac's a blessing. Although I think it is.
Yes. Look at it, man.
It arrived in the 50s and it's still here. No.
It's a blessing. So if you're mad about that,

Speaker 2 send us an email.

Speaker 1 Send Monica an email.

Speaker 2 All right. And I'm just going to end on reminding everyone that it was a dream.

Speaker 1 That's a big, big dream. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And that's

Speaker 1 it's a

Speaker 1 warm apple pie.

Speaker 1 All right. Love you.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. My God.
Good night. I love you.
Love you.

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