#1040: May 18, 2025

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Hello, Alex.

I'm afraid of Tim Color.

I'm here today.

I love your room.

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Hey, everybody.

Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.

I'm Dan.

I'm Jordan.

We're a couple dudes.

Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

Oh, indeed, we are.

Dean.

Jordan.

Dean.

Jordan.

Quick question for you.

What's your bright spot today, buddy?

Where do you go first?

My bright spot is I'm going back to Expedition 33.

Okay, hey.

And I've got

a very specific bright spot.

I beat the game and I'm playing the New Game Plus.

Nouveau Juler.

And I've gotten good at

the parry, which is the hardest thing in the game to do.

It's very tight timing.

The timing is rough, and then the like

sometimes the combos are like six or seven things in a row.

Like, it's very difficult.

And you've got to hit them over, like, if it's six hits, you've got to hit all six of them.

And it's not in, like, a bop, bop, ba.

It's like a syncopated bop

kind of thing.

And it messes with your vibe.

But once you get it really down,

then you start to notice that they have this pause.

They have this perfect pause, right?

Where the counter happens and you go, uh,

ah, like that.

There's that tiny little, and I'm trying to get a little bit of a trip.

We're trying to get you to jump off sides.

I realize that it's like a

it's like the exact amount of time necessary to get a one-liner in from an action movie.

When you perform the counter, there's that, like, ah, now it's dog time.

Kabam!

And then it's the end of the, it's perfect.

So you started doing that.

Absolutely.

It's fantastic.

Yeah.

It is so satisfying.

That just little bit of like like that way.

Oh, this motherfucker.

BAAAAAAA!

It's great.

It's just perfect.

Do you say it to your dogs?

Oh, man.

Whenever...

Deliver the line to the dogs and then take out the...

I'm alone in my own home and nobody can judge me there.

Sure.

That's what I say.

It's nice to be able to be a little bit cocky

in a video game context.

It feels way too good.

Yeah.

It feels way too good.

I think this is why the chatting and talking shit with people playing remotely caught on, because it does feel good yeah you know i think when you get to burn kids in another country or whatever it's great after you headshot them in fortnite or whatever the fuck yeah it's perfect yeah no i've i've you know if you've if you've ever hit a home run like when you the feeling of hitting a home run and really just hitting the barrel onto the ball you don't feel the bat you don't feel it it's the one time when you're playing baseball where you don't feel yourself swing and you sit there and you go that was fucking great and then you start triing but it's great it's also poor form to then say something shitty.

Because then the pitcher's going to bean you the next time you're at the pitch.

It is usually, but there are times.

There's a time for a bat flip, and there's a time for, you know.

I famously told my buddy Nikki Gifts that if I ever got a home run, I would crab walk the bases.

Oh, yeah.

And he has explained to me that I would get the shit.

You'd be dead.

You'd be dead in a heartbeat.

Yeah.

Yep.

What's your bright spot?

So

my stories wrapped up last night.

I watched the survivor finale

live.

And because of that, I had to watch a bunch more commercials than I usually do when I watch the rebroadcast

with the commercials.

And I saw one for Phoenix University online.

You know, that's a collection of

college.

It's still going.

It is.

And it was a riff on the tortoise and the hare, right?

Okay.

And so the metaphor is that the hare won.

Right.

Or no, I'm sorry, the The tortoise won.

Yes.

And because of that, the world learned the wrong message, which is that everything should be slow.

So then the hare gets into college.

Okay.

He's trying to get into college.

Okay.

And all these hares are these tortoises are so slow.

They're like, you've got to take a four-year college degree.

You got to.

Okay.

I like this.

I like this.

And the hare is like, I got to go quicker.

I got to get down to the business of coding an app.

I like this.

Yeah.

Yes.

And so Phoenix University offers the ability for the hair to go fast.

Right.

And get down to what he wants to do with his career.

Right.

Right.

And I felt like this was missing the point of the tortoise and hair story.

Makes me worry about the college.

I felt like it was almost a satire of

online

quick

diploma college.

It is legitimately like watching, like, oh, Icarus, you're flying too close.

No, you keep flying.

Get up there, buddy.

You can make it.

Yeah, I was watching it, and I felt like I had made it up in my mind.

Yeah.

So I watched it again later to make sure that I hadn't fully missed it.

I don't think I did.

It was wild.

Advertising is

crazy business.

That is an interesting

lean into opening Pandora's box.

It wasn't a bad decision.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

Everything's great now.

How about that?

Slow and steady does not win the race.

Screw your race.

Yeah.

Fuck it.

So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.

Yeah.

We're going to be talking about May 18th, 2025.

That's Sunday.

Okay.

And

Biden got cancer.

Yes, he did.

Yep.

So that's where we're at.

Biden got prostate cancer that was announced.

Yep.

And so we're going to hear about Alex's feelings.

Why do we need to have feelings about this?

I think it's all right to have some human feelings.

Okay, okay.

But yeah, I think it's,

you know, he's got cancer.

It's sad.

Whatever.

Alex is very sensitive, and it'll be thrilling to hear

the humanity drip forth.

But before we get to that, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.

Ooh, that's a great idea.

So first, shout out to Connor, whose partner Jenna wants to wish her favorite Policy Wonk a wonderfully happy birthday and remind him that Ivermectin might cure his IBS.

Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk.

I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you very much.

You're lucky I saw that I there.

I almost said cure his BS.

That'd be fun.

Next, ouch.

I just got bit by a bumblebee.

Thank you so much.

You're now a policy wonk.

I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

And Isaac, this is Rupert reminding you to fix your fucking bike already.

Thank you so much.

You're now a policy wonk.

I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

And we got a technocrat in in the mix, Jordan.

So thank you so much to The Mac Attack is back, Jack.

Thank you so much.

You're now a Technocrat.

I'm a policy wonk.

Four stars.

Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

Daddy Shark.

Bomb, bomb, bump, bump, bump.

Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.

He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.

I don't want to hate black people.

I renounce Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

And that was appropriate because The Mac Attack is back, Jack.

Oh,

That's a Biden-ism.

No more malarkey, Jack.

That is true.

Yep.

That is true.

And so, obviously, that is the top story here on this Sunday.

And so Alex covers it by discussing how it's proven

that Biden stole 2020.

Oh, okay.

And now he's getting cancer.

Wait.

Isn't that suspicious?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Isn't it a suspicious?

This is kind of.

How is that timing?

It's connected.

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is is Sunday, May 18th, 2025.

I am your host, Alex Jones.

And right as it all officially comes out that Joe Biden was always a puppet, that there was this council that really ran things, and that Obama was the head of it, and that they signed 99% plus of the bills and orders with the auto pin,

he gets aggressive.

cancer, prostate cancer.

And you've got all the Jake Tappers writing their books about how he was a vegetable.

But, oh, did Jake Tapper attack anybody that exposed that?

But we didn't need the corporate media to admit all this.

I knew it before Biden ran and got massively attacked.

But Biden was an illegitimate president.

Biden was always a puppet.

They didn't just steal the 2020 election.

They had a committee that reported back to Barack Obama and now

back to James O'Keefe

got huge undercover footage of the former deputy chief of staff

admitting that Biden was a near vegetable and that who really ran the White House.

We have that video and audio coming up.

So I was interested in the way that Alex was presenting this because he's saying that now that it's all coming out, that the 2020 election was stolen and that there's this council that's puppet mastering

Biden.

I was like, what is is this coming out?

Yeah, where did this come out?

It's this James O'Keefe video that he mentions there at the end.

And so that's exciting.

All right.

It's confirming everything.

And it's so convenient that he got this cancer.

I feel like we need to like, okay, so I've watched this happen in movies.

You know, they do the facial recognition thing where somebody's just walking through cameras and then

it's like, we got a match.

It's this guy's face.

I don't understand how you can have any part of politics and not have one of those for like James O'Keefe's face.

You know what I'm saying?

Like you should never be anywhere near this guy.

Well, one of the problems is he's a master of disguise.

I strongly doubt that.

I don't know, man.

But he dressed up like a pimp, you could never tell.

At that time, he did look like James O'Keefe wasn't wearing the clothes of a pimp.

That's true.

Yeah,

I think.

Well, here's the thing.

Yeah.

With James O'Keefe, he doesn't do the stings.

Sure.

You know, you don't know who these people are.

They try to not publicize who their sting agents are.

So he's got a team of people.

Do you think he has a surveillance van?

I hope so.

They've got to have a van.

Yeah.

If not, it's not for lack of trying.

Yeah, you're.

It's definitely part of the pageantry that you're doing.

Yeah, you're leaving shit on the table.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

No, he usually, these videos, they're someone,

oftentimes, on a dating app, they'll end up connecting with somebody who's the Project Veritas or James O'Keeffe plant.

Right.

They record the stuff, and then James O'Keefe will show up later and be like, would you like to comment on this?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

All right.

Wow.

Oftentimes, that's his face-to-face involvement, probably because people would recognize him.

So

he does to catch a predator.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, sort of.

All right.

Yeah.

But be like bad.

Except generally these people haven't committed crimes.

Right, right, right, right.

Just to lie to a maybe predator.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So Biden's got this cancer.

Yes.

And so the timing, Jordan.

I don't understand why the time.

The timing is not good.

The timing is perfect.

For what?

For getting rid of the Patsy.

Listen, life was going to take care of that for us at any time anyway.

So we've got this council of people who are controlling Biden.

Sure.

And now...

They're all off the hook because everything is going to get blamed on Biden when he dies from this prostate cancer.

Okay.

It's a perfect setup by the globalists.

All right.

And now, magically, so he can't be questioned about it.

So there's no record of it.

So they can just say, oh, it was really Biden who did it all.

He'll be dead very, very soon.

You really think he just suddenly got cancer and is going to be dead?

It's like

a movie that took out the other Pat Seatley, Harvey Oswald with the killing of JFK

in 63, got cancer and died a week later.

You know, one of those

24-hour cancers.

Unbelievable.

Just not believable.

Man, my aunt went to the hospital and then two weeks later was gone.

So, yeah, I know how this kind of shit works.

Yeah.

In the real world, it can happen.

Yep.

That's how it, yep.

A lot of people have had to deal with their realities changing fast.

Yep.

Because of, you know, sometimes it's a lack of detection and sometimes there's nothing you could have done, you know?

And who's to say, like, at the point that we're recording this, I have no idea, like, how long people close to Biden might have known something.

Sure.

I don't know, and it doesn't really,

the cancer part, I don't really,

like, I'm not really too interested in getting to the bottom of

who knew what was.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, yeah.

But it's entirely plausible that the story, as we understand it, which is like pretty close to when this news came out, was when they found the diagnosis.

Yeah.

That's possible.

Yeah, absolutely.

There's nothing really suspicious about this unless you need to connect dots.

I found zero suspicion.

I don't know if everybody is like slightly avoiding this to some extent, but he's a very old man.

Sure.

He's a very old.

He's an old man.

He's very, very old.

I don't think people are avoiding that.

Like, but he's very, he's, like, you should be more surprised he didn't have cancer, right?

Like, that's where we're at.

Sure.

Yeah.

The risk goes up as you go up.

I was like, yeah,

he's old.

He's got cancer.

Yes.

Agreed.

Yeah.

It's a, it, but it's just the timing of it is odd.

I don't think so.

Well, you don't have the kind of brain that Alex does.

Fair enough.

By that, I mean, you're not smart like Alex is.

That's also fair.

Being able to see the truth.

So Alex has been talking to like top-level people in the Trump administration.

Okay.

Unbelievable.

And I've been talking to, I'll just leave it at that, high-level folks in the government today, several of them,

very interesting about what's going on at the DOJ and the rest of it.

I'm going to think about the information I've got for a little while.

I may break it tonight, definitely break it in the next few days.

But when you learn stuff like this, it's very important.

You've got to cogitate on it and do your own research.

And then I come up with my synthesis

for you.

We obviously have more on the 8647 Comey being brought into questioning by the Secret Service and what's happening on that front, the attempts of the corporate media to spin it.

We have Trump posting on True Social the Clinton body count.

Okay.

So right now, we're in a situation where information is coming out that some people in the media knew things involving Biden's declining condition who failed to cover what they knew properly because they believed that to be in their best interests.

As Biden's presidency went on and the 2024 campaign began, a lot of people had a lot of subjective takes on Biden's status.

I don't want to get too bogged down in that kind of a conversation because I think that people who had no concrete information at all had equally valid perspectives.

At the time, it was sensible to say that you had concerns about Biden's seeming decline, and it would also be fine to hold the position that publicly available information wasn't really the full picture, and it was hard to make that assessment.

Sure.

I'm not interested in those differences because the other difference is what matters.

There were people who had access to more information, which could have helped people get a fuller picture who chose not to provide that information.

That strategic withholding of information is a problem, and it's a valid point of criticism for the mainstream media to receive at this point.

Sure.

The reason I bring all this up is because Alex is doing the exact same thing as the worst-case scenario of the mainstream media's actions would have been in that case.

He supposedly has some bombshell information from the highest levels of the Trump administration, and instead of reporting what he knows, he has to cogitate for a while to come up with a synthesis.

All that means is that he's trying to come up with a spin and a good way to sell a story to the audience.

Alex is capable of complaining about the mainstream media engaging in behavior that is definitely unethical, and there appears to be some value in that, but there's really not.

His criticism appears to be about their behavior, but it can't actually afford to be about the behavior because he does that shit all the time.

Yeah, so this this is an interesting moment where there's a superficial criticism that Alex has that he can't really take deeper without cutting off his own foot.

I mean, yeah, it is it is in a way like the the the the reverse canary I don't know how I would describe it, but the way to look at it would be like you know the mainstream media is fucked up because they did the same thing.

They're doing the same thing.

You see, they're doing the same thing right now.

Like that's what Alex is good for.

Whenever the two wheels line up and the lines are right there, you go, oh, see, now you fucked up.

You did the thing he did.

Yeah, but that's also where Alex is like at his most impotent.

Right.

You know, because it's like, fuck.

They cancel each other out with their uselessness.

Also, fantastic that we're starting off the show with two stories about social media posts.

Yeah.

Did you see that 8647 thing?

I did not.

What does that mean?

So, James Comey apparently posted a picture of some seashells on a beach that had 86.47.

You know, like 86, the ribs means they're out.

Right, yeah.

So, get rid of the 47th president.

I assume that's Trump.

It's a hit.

86.

Putting out an assassination hit.

No, that's...

Isn't that 187?

No,

that's on a cop.

Oh, right.

Right.

No, 86, you got to.

Isn't that like a restaurant?

I thought 86 was like a restaurant thing where you're just like, hey, 86, the carrots, right?

Yeah, we're out of carrots.

Yeah, Yeah, exactly.

Take it off the menu because we're out of carrots.

It's like totally a normal, it's not a murder thing.

From my experience in the service industry, it is not a murder thing.

Nobody's murdered carrots.

No.

Okay.

But it is with Comey.

Oh, it is a with Comey thing.

For Alex, yeah.

Why is Kobe posted this?

What's Kobe up to?

I don't know.

He's a weird guy.

Let it go, man.

Go away.

What are you doing?

I'm not sure I particularly care about seashells that he's posting on his Instagram, but yeah, it's a big deal.

That feels like bad memoir sales.

That's what the seashells saying 8647 say to me.

Let's I want to murder a guy.

Boring retirement.

Yeah, exactly.

I think that,

you know, it feels the Alex's response to this, and a lot of the right-wing media's response to this feels a lot like when Musk was like, they published my murder coordination.

Right, right, right, right.

It's like that.

It's like, come on, guys.

Guys, let's, yeah.

So, Alex just kind of goes away a little bit.

I noticed that there's a bit of filler going on.

There's a video that he plays that I thought was kind of interesting.

Okay.

We are the number one hated and attacked media organization in the world by every evil, disgusting, sickening organization on the face of the planet.

And I'm going to say it.

If you're going to go, go as big as you can.

That's why John Hancock literally saw people signing their names, Lil Bitty, and people he knew signing them.

You really couldn't tell who they were.

And I get it.

Every person signing that was signing their potential death warrant.

He got up there and went, boom.

And he said, if I'm going to have the king coming after me, I want him to come after me, number one.

That's a pretty large signature, Johnny.

Yeah, and I'm going to risk my life fighting tyranny.

Anybody's ever been in fights, you know, looking for fights, but you've been in a few.

You learn, you hesitate when somebody's trying to beat the hell out of you.

Thanks for the last thing.

But you just decide to beat the living hell out of them and stop worrying about who's winning.

And you're going to win almost every time unless you're fighting Mike Tyson.

I know people will knock you upside the head really hard and like sit back and look at what it did.

Or somebody will hit you in in the side of the head with a baseball bat and they'll kind of sit back and watch and see what it did.

I'm like a Terminator.

You're about to find out.

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a pops and all.

So that's what's going on here.

And I love it.

Because we're drawing their fire.

We've exposed them.

We've drawn them out of their rat holes to do all of this.

The Soros scum and the Soros DA and just all of them, they're filth.

They're disgusting tyrants.

Just like judges in Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia.

They're disgusting.

And it's like we're in the dark and they got night vision.

We're in a pitch-black arena with no light and they've got their illuminators on and they can see us and we can't see them.

Well, guess what?

I walked over with my listeners collectively and pulled the switch

and turned the lights on.

What's the point of this?

I have no idea.

This is a thing that he edited out from regular.

I imagine Chase did.

He wanted to keep this particular thing.

I turned on the lights.

For their illuminators.

To what end does this.

Well, I was thinking about it because that is exactly what I was wrestling with.

Like, what is the point?

What is this?

This is like two minutes long so far, but it goes on longer.

That's crazy.

And I realized it's a promo.

It's a wrestling promo.

Right.

That's the purpose that it serves.

He's telling the globalists, I'll meet you at the Coliseum on Sunday.

Tickets still available.

Right, but it feels like there's a, like, promos have like a...

I mean, there's a certain, there's a storytelling aspect to promos, you know, like we are here for this reason to accomplish this thing.

This feels like rambling.

This feels like regular rambling.

Regular rambling.

Well, here's the thing.

It's not a good promo.

That's fair.

It's okay.

Okay.

I think it's in the genre.

But he's not selling a pay-per-view.

He's selling supplements.

Yeah.

It doesn't get to an ad, but it's to get you rooting for him in his eternal fight against the globalists.

Right.

Because that stuff about fighting and how like, you know, most people will punch you and then they'll look back at their work like i could see that from a wrestler sure being like you you might have big punch me but i'm gonna come back every time yep yep yep that's just what this is i'm anticipating what it's like to get into a fight with you yeah yeah i just

i mean

i suppose it's more i feel like obviously chase has to have cut it out but it feels like b-roll to me it feels like this is the this he could do this in his sleep this doesn't mean anything yes this is like just a a a pattern this is just what he does yes yeah but also what chase has cut out is the part where these usually go to an ad right okay like you know

yes this is the kind of stuff that he's saying this is why you need to support the advanced right

i assumed it goes to an ad

that's crazy it is it goes to instead

rambling about how great trump is jesus christ their attacks on trump their law affair their all the criminal activity how'd that work out for them they were dumb enough to brag remember everywhere.

It'll be over for Trump when this mugshot comes out in Georgia.

We're finally getting it.

Every channel, remember?

It's the end.

The mug shot.

The mug shot.

The mug shot.

And then Trump nails it with a beyond clint eastwood, badass American eagle gaze of total defiance that everybody looks at and knows deep down, that's the alpha male.

That's the badass.

That's the defiant real person.

You can't fake that look.

And then when they shot him, he got even more of that look, Except the lips pulled down and the teeth bared and the eyes bugging out.

Yes, yes, we get to see who's really who at times like this, don't we?

And now the bad guys are gonna find out who's really who, aren't you?

Because the vidir of civilization is burning off.

And all the posers, and all the thugs, and all the boys who thought they had this country on its knees and count

are now just beginning to understand

that they have awoken the terrible giant.

And this weekend, right, I'm going to one, two, three, I'm going to take your intercontinental title.

It feels, it feels like,

okay.

I'm surprised that this had never really occurred to me.

Maybe I've thought about this before, but this is genuinely a kind of novel thought to me.

Like, we all know like St.

Crispin's Day speeches, we know like the Patton speech, we know these inspiring speeches, but we've never heard one like delivered by Sauron to the orcs, you know, where it's like, hey, man, we're just gonna go fucking murder these innocent people.

You will find out if you murder innocent people, you know, and it's like, they must need those.

They must want a nice little, That feels like what Sauron would say to get the orcs ready to start murdering people, you know?

Ah, right?

Like, the veneer of civilization has burned.

Exactly.

We find out who people really are.

Why are you doing that voice?

This is an incongruous voice.

If you're trying to inspire me, it's making me unsettled.

Right.

But if I'm an orc or a goblin, I've got to be like, oh, he's speaking my language.

Those are the tones that I find comforting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to be clear.

I find it unsettling, but also not scary.

No, not scary.

No, no, not scary at all.

I think also, like, he's talking about the posers and that, like,

he should be burying bodies

right now.

He shouldn't be on his show doing a wrestling promo.

Yeah.

If he is not a poser or a phony,

I should be dead.

Absolutely.

Anyway.

He should be clean.

Listen, we're loose ends at the very least.

Yeah.

You know?

So this was a long fucking video that was going on.

Crazy.

for almost no purpose.

Yeah.

Um, and thankfully, Alex comes back, sort of.

We're live, it's Sunday night, May 18th, 2025.

Real leadership, the essence of leadership is showing people how it's done so that they understand it's the right way and getting them to adopt it.

So this just just goes into another wrestling promo that he's done.

Alex showed up to say the date and pretend that it's live and then play another tape of him doing an inspirational speech about how great he is.

Are we doing dueling promos?

Is he just going to play promos of himself back and forth at each other all the time?

Well, I don't think the globalists get any time to respond.

Yeah.

But yeah, he gets to build himself up some more.

That would be fun.

He should have at least one enemy that's willing to do a shoot promo for him.

You know, like, oh, I'm a globalist guy.

Ah, I'm going to kill your families.

I think if

someone, if people didn't feel like that would really risk their lives, like one of his fans would probably not get the spirit of it.

Right.

That's fair.

That's fair.

Not get the K-fame.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not really enjoy the storytelling and really more be into it.

If I were Alexander Soros, maybe I would do that.

Oh, man, I would send so many fun videos.

Yeah, that would be great.

I'm coming to get you.

Absolutely.

Yeah, no, why would you not be the most fun with it?

These 24-inch pythons.

So evil.

I have medbed technology behind me.

You think we're all neck beat,

pencil necks?

Look at this swole body.

Absolutely.

I use superpowered technology.

I'm masculine too.

My supplements are more supplemental.

That would be great.

So earlier in the episode, we heard about how Obama and a council and all that are controlling Biden.

Council of 12?

Numbers are iffy.

Okay.

But Alex talks a little bit more about this.

Okay.

And Roger Stone predicted before the 2020 election was stolen

exactly how this was all going to be done and who would run what, because he knows who these politicos are.

And remember, didn't pull up mainstream news headlines.

Barack Obama had his alternate White House a mile and a half away, a whole compound with all these hundreds and hundreds of people coming and going, and dozens and dozens of staff working around the clock, coordinating all of this.

And that the

main committee chairman, they even had a committee, was Barack Obama.

So we had like a Pulit Bureau or a literal oligarchy

running the nation.

And of course, you famously have

the the Speaker of the House a year and a half ago when he first came in,

Johnson, for months trying to get a meeting with Biden.

When Biden had banned the sale of U.S.

natural gas, he finally gets a meeting with him, but they wouldn't leave the room.

He asked Biden to kick him out.

He kicked him out and said, Hey,

here's your order banning the sale of liquid natural gas from the U.S.

anywhere in the world.

He said, I didn't do that.

No such thing.

I signed an order.

I heard about studying natural gas.

They said, no, let me take you to a computer.

Call your staff in.

They came in.

They had a meeting.

He went, oh my God, the next day, he signed an order himself reversing it.

So, this is beyond a scandal, this is

massive treason.

And the corporate media is trying to spin it by making it about, oh, the cover-up by the Democrats.

Oh,

who knew he was a vegetable?

You could see him on TV, had serious dementia.

Didn't know who he was half the time, literally, falling down constantly.

So, they spin the story and they turn it into

that

instead of the issue that they knew and that they had an auto pin and they had committee that got together and then implemented it through his chief of staff and others.

And

this undercover video also has this high-level official saying it was a free-for-all too.

So these different groups in the committee could get whatever they wanted, but sometimes they put something else from another faction in front of him.

He'd sign that.

So it was just complete insanity.

Sounds insane.

That does sound insane.

Yeah.

So Biden didn't ban the sale of natural gas.

His Department of Energy put a freeze on giving out new permits to companies who wanted to sell natural gas outside the United States to countries that didn't have a pre-existing free trade agreement with the United States in place.

Alex is lying about this story and also everything about it because the courts ended up blocking this freeze.

And now Trump is in office, so anybody can make money off whatever they want.

None of this means anything.

Yes.

All of this narrative that Alex is talking about, it's built around a supposedly new video James O'Keefe has put out, which allegedly includes confessions from Biden's chief of staff.

Okay.

In reality, this is a video from about a year ago featuring somebody who worked in the Small Business Association, and Alex just thinks it's new because people have been posting it on social media after Biden got diagnosed with cancer.

Great, sir.

Great, great, great, great.

And so, yeah, the main idea is, I guess,

and this isn't even really backed up by James O'Keeffe's video, but the idea is that Biden is gone.

He's not even there.

Oh, okay.

Right?

Yeah.

He's out.

He's just a body.

Yeah.

He's a meat body.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so you have these different factions within this committee, and they all have an auto-pen that can sign things and make it look like Biden signed them.

Okay.

And so they're all jockeying for.

So we've got too many Bidens going on.

Too many Bidens in the kitchen.

So many.

Everybody can sign Biden's signature, but nobody knows who's got the real Biden.

Yeah, yeah.

So you've got, obviously, Soros.

Of course.

Obviously, you've got Obama.

Naturally.

But the real problem that ended up coming up is there's too many factions.

Too many factions.

And one of them was power hungry, and that was Dr.

Jill Biden.

Roger Stone Fernandez.

I'm sorry.

Before Biden even stole the election 2020,

that

they would end up replacing him ahead of the 2024 election.

And then a year before it happened, he said, it's because Jill

is making too many decisions as co-president against the Obama and Hillary and Soros factions that all are interconnected.

That's Soros, Hillary, and the Obama factions.

And

they are just absolutely upset that now her fourth faction is dominant.

And at the end, it was Hunter and

Biden's brother and Jill around him at all times.

And that more and more you had to go through them, and they were shutting off the Obama wing and others.

And then, when Biden was out in Las Vegas, suddenly, ooh, a medical emergency.

His doctor with all the drugs.

Oh, he's at the hospital, but oh, he wasn't.

They tried to cover it up, but independent media broke that first.

Then they fly him out to the East Coast, to his beach area area

in Delaware, and he's out there for weeks, and there's a signature on a piece of paper without even U.S.

letterhead, no presidential letterhead, no White House letterhead with his signature on it.

And

he resigns as the 2024 candidate, but no one sees him for eight days, and then he pops up with his hair sticking up, stumbling around, about to get on Air Force One o'clock in D.C.

They say, why did you

resign out of the presidential rights?

He said, I didn't do that.

Remember?

What?

Yeah, right.

I mean, this was a coup

from the beginning.

They stole the 2020 election from Trump and the American people.

And then

they inserted a puppet who wouldn't know what was going on so they could commit all these crimes and steal all this money.

And then no one would ever know who to really blame because it's all done by

But they can do it to the chief of staff and through the White House lawyers and the people that actually wrote the bills and the orders.

They can all be indicted.

They can all be hauled in.

But that's why Biden pardoned all of them.

And part of that committee.

And on that committee, unofficial committee

was Nancy Pelosi, Adam Shifty Schiff,

representing the neocons was Liz Cheney.

She would get it on the meetings.

It almost makes too much sense.

It almost makes too much sense.

It was Jill all along.

I would be fine with condensing this narrative down to, it was Jill.

Jill's got it.

Jill was playing the long game the whole time.

She played the Game of Thrones with the auto pen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was Edith Wilsoning our way into

Lady Utopia.

I gotcha.

I'm down with that.

I don't know why we need all this other stuff.

Well, I think it's because Alex is trying to make puzzle pieces fit.

Right.

He has like this new little bit of information, which is Biden has cancer.

Right.

And he's trying to go, like, all right, where can we go?

If that's true, how does this relate to my other narrative?

He's doing an improv exercise.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

And it's fun.

What can I free associate in this moment?

This man is untethered.

Yeah, yeah.

It's interesting and it's full of high drama, but none of this is going to matter if Alex has a future improv game that he wants to play and any of this contradicts that.

All of this is just

shit talk.

Yeah.

Yeah,

like

this is the type of thing that they'll do in like psychology appointments, you know, like free associate.

Let's get a vibe for what.

Or this is a job.

There are two ways of going.

It could be used to evaluate whether you're insane, or if you're insane enough, you can turn it into your job.

Well, yeah, and I think some of the purpose that it serves for Alex is that like, all right, no one's going to hold me accountable for this kind of stuff and making all these connections and all this.

But if it's useful for me later, I can play a clip of me saying this stuff and it'll make me look like a prophet.

It's a win-win.

There would genuinely be a part of me.

If I was Alex, that would have hit the moment where I realized no one is ever going to hold me accountable for anything that I say.

And I would have gotten really sad.

I think that would have broken my heart a little bit.

Yeah.

Like, sooner, because part of his whole thing is like, somebody's got to take exception sooner or later, right?

Somebody has to.

Yeah, I think when, like, I know that Alex did it in response to Tucker saying he got attacked by a demon.

Yeah.

But when he demanded that people take seriously his poltergeist encounter when he was a kid,

I think that is where,

if I were in his shoes, I would start to feel like there's no challenge.

There's nothing.

There's nothing left to conquer.

I cried salt tears.

There are no more worlds left to conquer, my friends.

Yeah.

So who is that?

Who are you quoting there?

Well, I believe I was quoting

the Darts

announcer when Eric Bristow won the

Darts World Championship at the age of 25.

That may be.

That may be.

But he was just quoting Star Wars.

Was it Star Wars?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

So Alex has a Star Wars metaphor that he wants to make about Trump's appointments.

All right.

And I think this one's bad.

All right.

And now

Trump can't even get in who he wants because of the Republicans as the key

U.S.

Attorney in D.C., the guy that'll actually do it, the guy that's not a coward, Ed Martin, and others.

So now they're making him his own new special office with power

to go after government weaponization, government racketeering against the people.

And I can tell you, I've heard some very, very exciting things about that, and they're extremely scared.

The president can create a new task force and put a equivalent U.S.

attorney over it with the power to go into any FBI office.

any DOJ office he wants in the country.

So basically, to use a a Star Wars analogy, this is, this is, if Trump's Palpatine, Ed Martin's going to be his Darth Vader to go out and get stuff done.

So pray for him because that's going to be a serious position to be in, getting literally figured he'll be shot at.

So.

Won't you please pray for Darth Vader?

I mean, yeah.

I'm.

Just a tiny little reminder that Darth Vader realizes that Palpatine was using him as an instrument for evil at the end of the story.

Quick little refresher: that George Lucas went back and made Vader appear as a Force ghost, but as Anakin, which strongly suggests that his entire life as Vader was a transgression that he absolved himself of because he redeemed himself at the end of the story by helping Luke and turning on Palpatine.

Also, he didn't have any arms or legs, so it would be very embarrassing to do it as Vader, the Force Ghost.

It would be like you'd have to explain why he was.

Yeah.

You know,

he got his arms and legs cut off.

Sure.

Yeah.

There was that scene.

There was that pretty big part of his life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He got left on the lava.

Yeah.

I think that

I don't know.

I think if I heard someone saying that Obama was Palpatine

putting in place his Darth Vader.

Okay, do you mean the bad guy choosing the bad guy?

That guy?

Yeah.

You're comparing the bad guy to the bad guy.

And you're.

I think it would raise alarms.

Yeah.

I mean,

I guess it's never occurred to me truly to ask from just a purely administrative standpoint, would the bureaucracy prefer Palpatine to the messiness of the Galactic Republican?

If Alex is calling Trump Palpatine, Palpatine...

does false flags in order to consolidate the government under his own control.

The most famous false flags of all time done by Palpatine.

When he enlists Darth Vader, part of it is killing the Paduans.

Yep, man.

And murdering all those.

Murdering all the younglings.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got to murder all those younglings.

And creating a robot army.

Well, that was the...

See, the robot army was actually the fake army.

It was the clone army that he was trying to create.

Right.

Everybody knows this.

Sure, but it's all in the mix.

Trump's doing clones or robot armies.

Whatever the case, he was up to some bad stuff.

He was playing both sides to become the emperor.

Yep.

And won't you pray for him, having to worry about these rebels running around and possibly shooting at him?

I find,

here's what I find fascinating.

I find

the impulse to hench so fascinating because I don't understand it.

To me, when I look at a Palpatine or a Vader, I see these people and I say, yes, perhaps they may be able to do something for my career.

They have very much power.

They can elevate me.

They can do a lot of good things for me.

But historically, the people who are close to them are going to get force-choked.

So I'm just not going to be that.

And I think there's a bit of lore about how there can be a master and an apprentice.

Only two.

Yeah,

you're not going to make an exception where

you're really important to the two of them.

And they're both always trying to kill each other for some reason.

And they have magic and crazy swords.

Yeah.

And I've seen that guy, that Darth Vader guy, he chokes people.

Sometimes not even for a good reason.

With magic.

Sometimes not even for a good reason.

Yeah, I agree with you.

I think that the calculation is like, well, I'm going to die.

Yeah.

I'm going to die if I'm henched.

I'll just go hang out over here.

I'll be fine.

I'll have a nice day.

But then some people are like, well, I got to go hench for that guy.

No.

Yeah, you just want that little bit of...

appearance of security.

Yeah, yeah.

That the Death Star gives you.

Oh, I'm Darth Vader's henchman.

I'm not some lazy-ass henchman out here in the middle of the outpost or nothing.

I'm Darth Vader's henchman.

So you know I'm going to live a very short period of time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Great.

Dumb.

Pray for him.

Pray for the Darth Vader.

Pray for the Darth.

So we talk a little bit about that autopen situation.

Sure.

Yeah.

You know, Biden, fake signatures and all this.

What are we doing with fake signatures?

So the basic idea is that the Trump supporting folks want to have an argument to invalidate everything that Joe Biden did.

Right.

So if they feel like they're incorrect, but they feel like if they can somehow demonstrate that Biden's hand didn't sign the pardons for Hunter and shit, then they're not valid.

So we can lock up Hunter.

I don't want to live in a world like that.

I don't want to live in a world where even if he did do it, that there's somebody who's like, ah, no, he didn't sign it with his actual hand.

So there's a last-minute.

Well, legal scholars are fairly clear, especially on the issue of pardons, that you don't even have to sign a pardon.

See, that's crazy.

Yeah, this is a moot.

But let's get out of here.

But yeah, so Alex talks about the auto pen and how that's really the scandal.

And that's why the Democrats are in such complete panic mode at eating their own right now.

But again, they're trying everywhere to spin it that it's a scandal that the Democratic Party covered up that he had dementia.

That's not the story.

We all know that.

We don't need them to tell us that they did that.

Please.

You don't need to tell me when the sun's shining.

I don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

The scandal, the treason, is the auto pin

and is the admissions that only two signatures are not that auto pin.

I mean, how many times have you seen Trump sign an executive order?

He signs every damn one of them.

Every presidential order, every memorandum, you see him doing it in that

loves it with that badass signature.

and I mean, it is a badass signature, not kissing his ass, it's freaking insane.

Yeah, man, just gotta call it like you see it.

Darth Vader's fucking badass signature is so great.

So

it's a red signature.

Like the regular Jedi have blue signatures, which is a loser signature.

Darth Vader's red.

Insane.

The soy boy blue signature, right?

Not like the manly badass red signature.

We're so far past any conception of like gender-based conversation if we're talking about quality of signature.

I do think that some people have cooler signatures than others.

Sure.

I don't feel any strong feelings about Trump's signature necessarily, but I have seen some people who have

a pretty cool artistic style to help present something.

I get it.

I think that Alex might be kissing ass a little.

Yeah.

I'm going to go with you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So the AutoPen, that's the real scandal here, though.

That's the scandal of scandals.

So there's no legal or ethical problem with using an auto pen to sign documents.

Yeah.

This has been ruled on going back to 2005 in terms of the Department of Justice rules, and it was upheld in federal court in 2024.

This is a line of attack designed to mostly play in the court of public opinion.

Well, these people in Congress get to grand stand about an issue that everyone there should know is not a big deal.

It's not a distraction.

It's jangling keys.

What do we do?

If I have to sign something with a mouse, does that not count?

Legally, no.

See?

There you go.

I guess this all makes sense then.

And man, we got

everything that has ever been stamped

out.

You know,

I'm going to say this.

For all this grandstanding about the strength and beauty of a man's signature, there is nothing less respectable than the almost obscene love they have for the last-minute technicality being the thing that makes.

We don't want to win on the merits of our competition.

Absolutely not.

We want a last-second rule change.

It was a fake pen.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, my God.

Hooray.

Now the fact that we're a bunch of losers doesn't matter anymore.

Like, God damn it, man.

Yeah.

Win or lose.

But it's, you know, just trying to keep people interested.

Brutal.

So Alex talks a little bit about this James O'Keefe video that came out.

And he does, on a couple occasions, call it a Project Veritas video, and then has to correct himself because James O'Keefe no longer there.

Right.

And there was one particular time that he caught himself that was really funny.

He's like, this new project that James O'Keefe has done.

I was like, smooth.

Smooth.

That's how you do it.

There you go.

That's a pro.

Yeah.

So he talks about it, and I was able to, because he does, I can nail down specifics.

That's a baby scandal, scandal.

And alone, it's gigantic.

Yes, it's one of the biggest ever, but not compared to this, that we had an ongoing stolen election with a coup of bureaucrats and former presidents and vice presidents, the secretaries of states, and all of them in committees with Jill Biden deciding on what they were going to do.

Treasonous Barack Obama, and that's what comes up.

He was the key.

And Hillary Clinton were running the White House under Joe Biden.

Obama is very involved, says Tyler Robinson, special advisor to the administrator, U.S.

Small Business Administration, working directly as a deputy to the chief of staff, Ron Klain,

who Roger Stone said, if they steal the election 2020, it'll be Ron Klain, who works for who?

Barack Obama.

So Tyler Robinson testified about getting caught in this sting operation in June 2024.

He matched with the gal on an app that March, and she recorded him on some dates.

He He said, quote, watching the video is embarrassing.

It's painful to see myself trying to impress a date only to learn, along with the rest of the world, that she was lying and tricking me all along.

It's also uncomfortable to admit that in trying to impress my date, I overstated my role with the small business administration, as well as my knowledge of the workings of the White House.

I have no personal knowledge of how decisions are made in the White House or who is involved.

In trying to make my date feel less anxious about the November election, I found myself agreeing with misstatements that she made and making misstatements myself.

The result is a selectively edited, misleading video.

In the video, I agree to and say things that are not accurate and do not reflect the agency's true work and priorities.

I'm personally sorry for any confusion or misunderstanding.

So I think it's very understandable.

This is not some kind of

he's trying to impress this person.

It's on a date.

You're lying.

I don't know.

I can't think of a funnier

curb your enthusiasm version of trying to smash lies

than this.

Him reading that should end with dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun d d d d d d d d d d d d yeah like it's crazy.

Yeah.

So the idea that

that is taken away from the video is that there's this like a committee, you know, that's running everything.

Right.

And that comes from him trying to reassure this woman that he's on a date with, who he believes to be like a big Hillary supporter, that Hillary still has influence in the White House.

It's going to be good.

Everything's going to be fine.

Her voice is still being heard.

And that's where this committee is built off of.

It's just pathetic.

So Alex is connecting this to the White House chief of staff because in the video,

which came out around this time, so this is like a year old.

Yeah.

James O'Keeffe cold called Jeff Zintz, who is the Biden chief of staff for comment.

Great.

And does not get very far with it.

But that's where

so we can put it all together and we've got a nice little

mac and cheese of bullshit.

Yeah.

We can exaggerate this guy trying to smash.

Right.

And that's it.

I mean, man, sometimes, sometimes

you really can't just hear a man say, I was trying to smash.

What do you want?

That's the shorter version of what he testified to.

I know, right?

Like,

sometimes there's nuance, and sometimes things are very simple.

I think this is very simple with the additional element of, like, I happen to work in the small business administration, and I felt like I could embellish things in order to make this person not feel scared.

Yeah.

So there's kind of a

noble

line that goes through the triangle smash.

I'm going to have the best two truths in a lie and icebreaker stories for the rest of my life.

Yeah.

So most of this episode is Alex pretending that this James O'Keefe video is new and then embellishing and lying, much like the guy in the video is doing.

Right.

And so I found it really boring.

But then the end of this clip introduced something that I think is a great mystery.

Okay.

Well, I've got a lot of other amazing news to cover, but it all ties into the fact that the Biden administration was always a fraud.

They stole the 2020 election.

We know that.

And then even if you want to debate that and live in a fantasy land,

we have

now

undercover video of the deputy chief of staff, one of the main deputies, saying, oh, yeah, it was a committee of Hillary and Obama and

Jill

and the Soros representative,

and they would just decide, and he wasn't the president.

But again, the media, the corporate media, and it seems like all the alternative media, too, that's the real media, has taken the bait.

I mean, the corporate media is just told what to say.

Oh, it's the scandal that they knew he had cognitive problems and covered it up.

It didn't cover up.

They pretended like we were believing their BS when they would gaslight us and say, this is the best spider never.

He has a photographic memory.

He's so incredible.

When he was falling down and didn't know who he was, just stumbling around like a complete maniac, falling off bicycles, falling downstairs, falling upstairs,

squatting in the middle of the podium like he's taking a dump, crapping himself on, then saying, My butt was just wiped.

As I told you years before, when he gets mad, he craps his diapers.

I didn't just pull out of the air.

I got that from the Secret Service and from the police, and I'll leave it at that, who witnessed it as well.

And the Pelican.

So it just goes on and on.

Absolutely stunning.

Who's the pelican?

What?

The pelican?

With the pelican?

Who's the pelican?

The pelican?

What?

The pelican.

Look, he's listing off his sources.

Right.

He's talking about the police.

The police.

Secret service.

Secret service.

The pelican.

Who's the pelican?

Is that Rogers' code name?

Code name the Pelican.

And then he just, then there was just a pause.

Yep.

A suspicious pause.

Yeah, and it crazy.

As if he said too much.

I shouldn't have mentioned the Pelican.

Yes.

I'm going to get killed for saying the Pelican.

I mean, I don't know.

I need to know more about the Pelican.

Right.

That's all I care about.

I genuinely don't know what that.

Like, I was like, maybe he's trying to say the Pelican brief, but why would you say the Pelican brief?

What is the Pelican brief?

It's a book.

Right?

Yep.

It's like a.

It's a legal drama.

Yeah, but it's not.

It's not.

I know that.

It's not about button crap in his pants.

No.

But the pelican.

It's got nothing to do with that.

The pelican might have told him.

The pelican.

The pelican.

His deep throat.

Yeah.

The pelican.

The pelican.

Now I can't stop saying it.

Me too.

And I just imagine like a pelican in a coat.

Yeah, absolutely.

Unlike other things, it is just literally a pelican that is making regular pelican noises, and Alex listens to it and he tells you what it says.

Yeah, meets the pelican meets Alex in like a parking garage.

Got a fish for you.

I do like to, though, I mean, we have the possibility here

to branch out and have, like, we have an emotional support pelican.

Right.

And now we have the pelican.

We have the pelican.

We have a cast of pelicans.

Right, right, right.

We've got like the California Raisins, but Pelicans.

Yes, it's happening.

I think that this is the best direction our show could take, which is just a roster of pelicans.

And we all know that there's the You Belong to the City Pelican, plays the sex.

Sure.

For sure.

Yep.

Yep.

There is?

Have I blocked this out of my memory?

No.

So, yeah.

I don't know.

That's all I care about now.

Yep.

Who's the Pelican?

Mm-hmm.

It's not a bad code name.

I would take the Pelican.

What does it imply about you?

You can hold a lot of stuff in your mouth.

Okay.

I think as a messenger, you know, like you've got, you've got a lot of, you got a big message, I guess, is what I'm saying.

In your little yeah, you're the pelican.

You fly from places to places.

You got a big message because you need so much space in your mouth for that message.

My fantasy.

Yeah.

I know this isn't true, and I'm just setting myself up for disappointment.

Steve Pachanik.

Sure.

The Pelican.

He would give himself that name, and he would have a very complex backstory.

Yeah.

It would not be a simple thing like I deliver big messages.

Yeah.

Are there pelicans in Florida?

He lives in Florida.

There are definitely pelicans in Florida.

Yeah, I could just see him sitting outside his home.

We've said the word pelican so much, I genuinely don't know what I can't even see a real one anymore.

I can, but it's blending with Steve.

They're becoming one.

They face swapped.

Steve is also now turning into,

I think, Val Kilber from the jackal for me.

The issue is, like, you know, it's getting too much into the pro wrestling thing.

It did a promo at the beginning of this.

Now we have the introduction of a mysterious character

who it's got to be revealed to be someone we know, right?

Yeah.

Otherwise, why would you call him the Pelican?

I mean,

unless that was their name.

Did he just misspeak

did he just say the pelican

that's also possible oh oh well maybe what he was thinking of was the toucan could have been which follows his nose against all the clues there we go yeah yeah maybe he's messed up maybe we don't even have the right code name this is a testament to how dumb alex's show is that like i'm very excited about This Pelican watch?

I wouldn't have cared if he said the Pelican if he would have kept talking.

Yeah.

It's the pause.

And then the moving on

as though the name itself wasn't just spoken and we need an explanation for what the pelican is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we got one last clip.

All right.

Uh, because Alex gets really mad.

Right.

Uh, because he just gave out the name of the pelican.

Um, I'm no, he's mad because no one else gets it like he does.

Nobody gets it like he does.

No one's as smart a boy.

Well, I don't understand why politically

I understand this stuff and most other populists who are good people just have blind spots.

Because instead, all I hear is a big,

we see, we told you so.

We told you Biden was cognitively degenerating.

We told you he had dementia.

We told you, we told you, we told you, we told you, because the media now is reporting it.

Oh, look, we're vindicated.

He was a vegetable.

What?

You need them to tell you something?

It's like two months ago, New York Times, 30-something-page article.

The U.S.

ran the whole Ukraine war the whole time and was directing it.

I told you that before it happened.

It's on record.

It's not hidden.

Who do you think runs those weapon systems?

Sure as hell ain't the Ukrainians.

Plus, I know people over there

before the war started officially.

I got family, excuses.

Family, and I've got other friends whose sons are over there.

Special operations, fighting the Russians.

I told you that

before the war officially started three years and four months ago, three months ago.

So

I am just really sick of this.

I mean, my job, my mission is to

get everybody to figure out how stuff works so they can't keep running these scams.

My mission is not to sit up here and be one of the only people continually that knows how the damn cow ate the freaking cabbage.

I am legitimately so angry.

I'm not going to continue the show.

I'm going to go for it.

There's some important clips.

Chase is coming up later.

Heck, he can just come in now.

I'm not coming in here anymore, man.

I can't do this anymore.

Okay.

I just, I just,

I just, you know.

The public needs to get their head out of their ass.

I mean, even people that think they're awake, you got your head halfway up your ass.

And, and

I don't even know what to say at this point.

I got to get out of here.

I cannot keep doing this show.

The pelican is going to fucking kill me.

I mean, yes.

I have to run.

I agree with everything he said so far.

Chase, take over.

Yeah, so it's been a while since we've seen a little bit of that action.

It's nice.

It's nice to hear.

It's nice, too, that this exists with sobriety.

Right.

That he can still pout and want to quit the the show.

Right, right, right.

I don't ever want to come back here.

Yeah, man.

Go.

Sure.

Why is there nobody?

I feel like there should be somebody at the studio who's just like sick of it.

It's just like, then do it, man.

Yeah.

Go.

And what makes it worse is that he doesn't leave.

Like he continues to complain.

Oh, my God.

And it's just, like, no, you should.

You said you were leaving.

Leave.

Go.

Yeah.

Don't do this.

Don't go.

Yeah.

So if you understand how Alex's place in the propaganda machine works, what he's actually expressing in that clip is a frustration that he never gets to enjoy a win.

Biden having cancer and a recognition that the media didn't cover his condition thoroughly during the lead up to the election, that's an unqualified win for the extreme right-wing media community.

They engaged in wildly inappropriate reporting themselves and were inaccurate in their own way, but now all of that doesn't matter because they can point to legitimate criticism of the mainstream press.

All of the other right-wing figures kind of get to enjoy this win, from folks on Fox News to Tucker, but Alex doesn't get that satisfaction.

His role is beyond this kind of thing.

The stories that he sells the audience are far beyond prostate cancer and whatever's in Jake Tapper's book, so none of this is actually all that validating for him.

Saying that Biden had dementia and was secretly dying is on the verge of what's acceptable for folks on the more respectable places of right-wing media to dabble in.

It's on the fringes.

So for them, this is an instance of legitimate reporting accidentally supporting their steps onto thinner ice.

This dynamic is not the same for Alex.

If you believe the things that he says on his show, your response to all of this should be a yawn.

Anything short of cancer forcing Biden to reveal his true demon form, wings and all, can't be interesting because everything up to that point is supposed to be proven and documented a hundred times over by this point.

Wasn't he a walking?

Now he's plumping.

He was plumping.

That's right.

He was plumping.

He's 10 bags of blood.

There we go.

And that's kind of, you know, that dynamic is why this leads to a tantrum.

No one else in the Patriot media gets it.

If you say, we told you so, that's a passive, almost defensive response to this news.

And they need to follow the Roger Stone method of always being on the attack.

Saying, I told you so is satisfying in the moment, but it denies you the opportunity to use this brief window to escalate your attacks and force your opponent to defend themselves against more and more sensational accusations.

They showed information war weakness by admitting that the media didn't cover Biden's condition well.

So you can't even give them a second to catch their breath.

You need to kick them while they're down.

That's what Alex is...

That's how he makes his shit work.

Yep.

This is Alex's posture, and he can't join in all the fun reindeer games that his media sphere is playing right now.

And you can see that it kind of sucks.

Yeah.

He does not, he doesn't enjoy that burden that he carries.

Yeah.

I mean, you know,

you don't get invited to all the cool parties.

That's the price you pay for getting to talk about being attacked by a poltergeist, and it doesn't ruin your career.

Yep.

There are trade-offs.

That's just the way it goes.

And that's why this outburst just feels like, come on, man.

Yeah.

You know, that's, that's the,

you should already be well prepared for this.

You know, it doesn't happen.

It doesn't happen all too often, but it's happened plenty over the past 30 years.

Nobody's ever going to be like, well, now let's do what you say.

That's never going to happen.

You know, it's just not.

But I think that Alex has tasted enough of that that he has an expectation that maybe people will.

I mean, a lot of people who are in powerful positions have taken on more Alex Infowar-y kind of strategies.

And at the same time, Alex's strategies have melded a lot with that Roger Stone model.

Yeah.

And so, like, they've come much closer to each other.

So, I get why he would be frustrated that everyone doesn't just like, all right, fucking go for blood.

Yeah, I mean,

and I honestly kind of think he's probably right.

On some strategic level,

it should all be an attempt now to like...

Everyone is on the fucking back foot with this stuff.

The mainstream media has a lot of accounting to do for their own behaviors.

Which they're not going to do.

Whether or not they're going to, it puts them in a less powerful position.

Exactly.

It puts them on a defensive posture.

Right.

And now what you should be doing is demanding the invalidation of every law passed in the past four years.

Yep.

Making Trump get to to choose everything, undo all of Biden's foreign policy and economic decisions, rule that COVID didn't exist.

You know, all of this shit,

that's strategically in the information war, the right thing for Alex to be pushing for.

Right.

He's pissed off that some of these other people would rather yuck it up.

I mean, no, I don't.

I don't disagree with that.

The thing is, the thing is, right, is that he is right.

They're doing Palpatine shit.

So if you're going to do Palpatine shit, don't do half-assed Palpatine shit.

Don't kill a few Paduans.

Right.

We're blowing up Alderon.

Let's fucking go.

Right?

Sack up.

Let's ride.

What else is there to say?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is this or is this not a fucking takeover?

Yeah.

Are we order six or sixing, or are you all just fucking playing around with me?

They're all a bunch of posers.

They're all a bunch of posers.

But unfortunately, Alex is too.

Right.

And it's kind of revealed by how he can't live in that space of

fucking blow up Alderan.

Right.

He has to complain.

He has to.

I don't want to do this show anymore.

Nobody really wants to blow up Alderan.

Most people don't.

It's like, there's people who live there.

Come on, man.

Yeah.

It's fun in a movie, but we don't want to actually do it.

Come on, man.

And most people don't want Palpatine to take over the galaxy.

Right.

Except a couple people do.

Well.

And most people will be fine with it as long as administrative issues are pretty well taken care of and we leave the other stuff out in a foreign policy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I wish that Alex was bigger earlier.

I mean, I don't, but I think it would be funny in the way that J.

Jonah Jameson is sort of an Alex proxy.

Yeah.

If there was an Alex character in the prequels

who is just like doing a radio show in favor of Palpatine.

Instead of Greg Proust doing the pod races.

Well,

I know.

I don't know if you could get enough out of it in a sports setting.

Right, right, right.

No,

I just enjoyed the thought as well.

And what if it's Greg Proups and Alex?

I think Attack of the Clones has some serious, like, it was Jar Jar L, a long

subtext that could be handled by,

I don't know.

Do you think there could be a Gungan radio host?

Is that what you're saying?

I think

this government is out of control.

It's a false flag.

It's a false flag.

Oh, boy.

So we come to the end of this, and Alex has reported on a year-old James O'Keefe video.

Got him.

And done a bad job in order to try and

hijack or course correct some of the more passive coverage that the media, the right-wing media, is doing about Biden.

Yeah.

And I agree with you that I think that

his position makes sense.

Yes.

behind the petulance and the emotional outbursts.

Yes.

From the position of what is going to pay the most dividends in terms of

basically ethicless

information warfare.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's right.

Yeah.

Kick them while they're down.

Right.

But he still seems like a sad baby.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

I get it.

I wish you would have left.

Yeah.

It would have been more dramatic.

Yeah, but

I mean, you know,

nobody's going to give you an award.

No.

Nobody, you don't deserve an award.

Yeah.

You're going to get force-choked like a fucking henchman.

Yeah.

So shut up and get your ass choked.

The MSM ain't giving you an award.

Nope.

The Vader's not.

Mm-mm.

Palpatine's not.

Mm-mm.

Sorry, bud.

Wrong team.

Anyway, we'll check back in on this here guy and see how he's doing.

See if he cools off.

But until then, we have a website.

Indeed, we do.

It's knowledgefight.com.

Yep, we'll be back.

But until then, I'm Neo.

I'm Leo.

I'm DZX Clark.

I am the mysterious professor.

Yeah,

and now here comes the sex robots.

Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.

Thanks for holding.

Hello, Alex.

I'm a first-time caller.

I'm a huge fan.

I love your work.

I love you.