Chiefs Brazilian Bummer, "Spitgate" and Chiefs-Eagles showdown with Kevin Hart & Rob Riggle | Ep 153

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There's nothing more different than the noise of the link and the noise of Arrowhead.

Like Arrowhead, you're screaming.

I mean,

you feel the rumble.

Yeah.

You feel the rumble.

The link, you hear more of it.

This is not about it.

It's just strategy.

It's a strategy.

Pendency's not saying anything mean, so it's just, let's just make as much noise.

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Philly's like, hey, we got to keep this noise down because I got to tell this motherfucker he doesn't know what the idea is.

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Officially, week one is in the books, and we got another great episode.

We're going to recap everything that happened in week one in the NFL, including Chiefs down in Brazil, Eagles.

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Eagles spitting out a win against the Cowboys.

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Speaking of tailgates, Jason was out of the house.

That's right.

He was in Chicago for the first Monday night football game of the year.

And he tried Chicago's marlort.

Malort.

Malort.

Is there a tea in there?

There is Malort.

M-A-L-O-R-T.

Malort.

It's a liqueur specific to Chicago.

I'm not going to lie, it does not taste good.

It's one of those things that's like, it's not good enough that anybody else is going to try and take this from Chicago.

It's not bad enough that like people are like, oh, this, I'm never going to have this.

It's like right in that range of like, it's kind of like a test of like your love for this.

It's like rupplements.

I don't even know that it's that good, to be honest with you.

I think it's the Chicago handshake is a Chate of Malort and a can of old-style beer.

I think that's what they're called.

Old style.

Yeah, nice.

Dude, one of my favorite drinks ever at Uncle Woody's was Woodchuck and 43.

You did love you some Woodchuck and 43.

That shit is like candy, man.

Yeah, it was legitimately.

There was nothing but sugar and cider beer.

Yeah.

I used to fucking feel terrible the next day.

Like, God damn, those things used to go down smooth, man.

It was pretty good.

Shout out to Uncle Woody's.

Which is not in Chicago.

It's just hearing that kind of of tailgate drink.

That's what it reminded me of.

A little liquor and beer.

Well,

it was awesome to go to the stadium.

You know, ESPN kind of hit me up.

And, you know, what do you think would be cool to cover out there?

And the first thing I said, you know, I have a special place in my heart for all these old stadiums that have been around for a long time.

Dude, pulling up to Soldier Field, are you kidding me?

Yeah.

Like, I remember going to the game you guys had in the playoffs with them, and I was just walking around with the fam and everybody.

And um electric game playoff atmosphere like i'm i'm walking up to soldier field and you just see that stone on the side of the side of the stage it is just so there's so much history and so much culture there and i just i love it man and i know uh i know they want a new stadium and they want to kind of revamp it and maybe even take it to another part of the the city and all that but for sure there's just something so magical about that place man from an outsider at least so i talked to all the fans throughout the week and it was a everybody is very geared up for a new stadium.

So for everyone that doesn't know, they renovated the stadium, I believe, right after 2000, like 2002, 2003, maybe.

So the entire inside is all new and they tried to retrofit it and keep the old exterior and dress it up.

And

I think everybody agrees that what is there right now currently isn't working.

It's dated.

It just doesn't have what you want.

And a new stadium is is in order.

And right now, the plan is to put a dome on a stadium in Arlington outside the city.

I am always against moving stadiums outside the city.

I don't like it.

I like when the stadiums are inside the city, especially these old school cities like Chicago.

I would prefer it vastly to stay downtown.

Fans are mixed on it.

A lot of fans are excited about the move out to Arlington.

It's going to be a dome, so they're going to be able to host all sorts of events there.

The best idea I heard, which I think they've moved on from, but I would much prefer them going going back to, is there's a huge parking lot right next door to the stadium where it's currently at.

Why can't the city and the bears just figure out a way to make the stadium right there?

Like, I just, to me, that's the better location.

You build a stadium there, and then you can

still have that stadium, the, you can still have Soldier Field right there

as like an ode, right?

Even if you knock down the stadium inside of it, you can make it like a giant park in there.

It could be pretty freaking cool.

that'd be pretty dope and the you know i just think it's awesome that all the you know there's medallions embedded in the walls of the stadium to honor all the different branches of the military it's so fucking cool man the doboy freaking bronze statue when you get into it like it's just

you know i they don't make stadiums in honor of things like that anymore yeah it's all just become so commercialized and i get it

Listen, more money for the league is more money for everybody.

And I am all about that.

And especially around the Midwest, or at at least not the coastal cities, man.

You just got to, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't want to say they're not thriving as much as the coastal cities, but they, I mean, finding unique ways to, you know, have a sponsor somewhere so that they can, you know, find some bread.

I mean, that's just

what it is.

I think, but you guys do it right.

It's not Jiha Field.

It's Jiha at Arrowhead.

Yeah.

That's, to me, the state, the name of the stadium should be something that honors the city,

like the

citizens.

The history of the history.

Like, I think that that's a much better way to name a stadium personally.

And listen, I played in Lincoln Financial View.

The link is great.

If you are a part of building the stadium, it kind of doesn't feel as like Heinz Field and Pittsburgh was pretty cool.

It had the catch-up bottle, but now it's like pay core something.

I'm like, fuck you.

I'm calling it Heinz Field.

I'm not going around.

Naiman did like, I'm not doing it.

Just like I'm not calling Progressiveville progressive.

It's the fucking Jake.

It's Jacobs Field.

The Staples Center?

The Gundarina.

I ain't fucking calling it the Gun, baby.

Fuck out of here.

And the Gundarina was my entire childhood, man.

Fuck.

Whatever they end up doing is going to be great for the city.

And I know most of this, most of the people in Chicago felt like they were really excited about it.

So as an outsider, I'm not trying to fucking probably just shut the fuck up.

I'm mind my own business.

It ain't got nothing to do with me.

That's right.

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Have a good one.

Right now.

Yeah.

Well, yeah, that was awesome, man.

I loved you guys doing the ode to Chicago, getting around the fans and everything.

You always kill it, my brother.

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Let's move on to some bold topics from week one.

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Chiefs 21, Chargers 27, Trav.

Man.

What are your initial thoughts, Trav?

I mean, first off, I want to just give a huge shout out to Brazil, the fans down there,

everyone that made that thing

run.

It was such a unique and cool atmosphere.

It was a bit of a different experience in terms of getting ready for the game and traveling all the way down there.

Just the prep and everything that we had to go through.

But at the end of the day, football's football.

And the game and atmosphere was absolutely electric.

We got to see a lot of people, a lot of friends and family,

or at least the football family.

And it was a cool experience outside of us

just not getting off on the right foot.

And

that's, again, I know it kind of sounded like a broken record from last year's Super Bowl, but that's on us as leaders.

And I'll take the most accountability myself.

I wasn't ready that first drive.

I ran into one of my guys and offed them out of the game.

I literally took one of my players out.

That's one of the most frustrating parts.

and it's hard to get your juices back going knowing you just hurt a guy.

It's just a frustrating, frustrating way to start off the season, but it's a frustrating way to start off the game.

But you could take some good from that second half.

But at the end of the day, man, we just got to be able to win up front, be accountable on the back end, and

be able to, you know, start fast and finish stronger, man.

Well, you know, you brought up the worthy play, and I think that's the one that was the most jarring early on.

For those of you that haven't seen it, we have have a clip here.

What I guess when I was watching this, I don't know.

And I think, obviously, this is a rub route concept.

You guys are trying to run routes close to each other to throw the DBs and have to make them alter their course.

How does this go wrong?

Who's got the right way of the stop sign here?

I'm supposed to be running my route at depth for Worthy.

So

it's frustrating for me.

I was trying to kind of set up my guy to be able to get in a position to, and it all just happened pretty quick.

And I just got to be better, man.

I'm 13 years in the league.

There's no excuse for me running into my own guys like that and being able to play fast and help him out where they had his guy beat, and we're out the gate, and that game starts completely different.

Right.

You know, instead,

I'm not sure where he is exactly in terms of health-wise, but I'm hoping that we get him back as fast as possible because he means so much to this team.

And I was his

biggest yeah you've been hyping him up not just fan man i've been i can see that guy and how hard he works and i can see his game getting better and i know he's gonna take the league by storm when he gets back the biggest thing is that

he's one of our best players right

he's gonna take that step into being one of the best wide receivers in the national football league

and

I run into him and all of a sudden, one of the biggest pieces of the game plan is out of the game.

For sure.

You know, one of the most valid, one one of the fastest guys in the league and speed kills in this league is, you know, now they don't have to worry about that.

Thankfully enough, we had Traequan Thornton and Hollywood Brown to, you know, be able to step up in those situations.

Not that they weren't already in the game plan, but obviously you need to

fill those spots.

Juju Smasher had a freaking great game.

I fucking love Juju, man.

He helped save that offense

in a lot of different ways, man.

I just love having that guy as a fucking teammate, man.

And

yeah.

I think, yeah, I mean, it's frustrating.

Whenever you lose a guy that early, you run the plays that are called, but the coaches all week are trying to design specific things around the skills that each guy has and the players that they envision at those spots.

And like the personnel groupings and all that stuff goes into a factor.

And Worthy is such a, whenever you're unique in one thing, coaches are going to try and design things around

that unique talent that you have.

And Worthies happens to be one of them is that he's insanely fast and quick.

So you have all these things in, and you want those to be a big part of your game plan.

And all of a sudden, he's out in the first series.

And same thing happened to Philadelphia.

Ben Van Sumeran, who listen, not a lot of people know him,

like this is a guy that everybody was excited about.

He's a great special teams player, and he's been playing fullback now for us.

He goes down opening kickoff.

I don't know how many plays are in the game plan, but you got all these plays where you're anticipating to have a fullback available.

And now, like, he's gone like that.

Those reps that you did during the week are now done.

Like, you're not running those plays anymore.

So that's one of the things that can really frustrate you about an injury early, especially when it's a guy that's very unique, who it's going to be hard to replicate that with.

But anyways.

Yeah.

I owe my guy big time, man.

X knows it.

I felt like shit, I could barely even fucking play the rest of that first half, man.

But we geared it up once I found out that

he was, you know, in better spirits than I imagined at halftime.

So just tried to go back out there and win that thing for him.

Let's talk about something positive.

Fire, drill, field goal.

Noah Gray, baby.

Dude, Noah Gray.

Smart football player, baby.

Smart football player, man.

Just a ball player.

For those of you that don't know, this only happens.

Teams go out of their way to try and make sure you don't get put in this position.

You try to make sure you can clock it or call a timeout.

The last thing you want to do is get tackled going out of bounds

or inbounds.

So now the clock's running.

Yeah.

With the clock moving because momentum stopped before he got out of bounds.

Seven seconds to go.

It's fourth down.

They can't spike it.

So Butker's coming out.

Will they get it off?

They do.

Butker.

I mean, from 59.

Insane.

It's good.

Yeah, these things are so hard to execute because of the speed.

The kicker doesn't have time to set everything up.

You got to just go.

And you might get one of them a year.

If that, you're trying to make sure from a call standpoint.

And that play was designed for Noah to hopefully be able to get out of bounds on his own ability.

And get out of bounds.

Shout out to the Chargers.

Great play by the defense to knock him out going backwards because that's the one way he goes out of bounds and the clock runs.

So now all of a sudden, you guys got to go fire a drill.

You got to go freaking, like, you got to.

It's no huddle field goal.

One of the hardest things to execute.

And the team did an unbelievable job.

Noah Gray, you already shouted him out, runs onto the field, making sure to get the ball back into it.

And then he gets spotted.

I see my man, I think it was Wanye.

Is he the one that's eligible?

One of the guys, he's like, he's running and making himself eligible.

You got to make sure

everybody knows the eligible guys.

You got to make sure that, you know.

And for those of you that don't know, on field goal, typically you have more offensive linemen than on a regular play.

The problem is.

Everybody's got to be ready on the sideline to understand that situation is happening.

Yes.

And the problem with having more offensive linemen is you have to declare eligible if you have an ineligible number.

So, for an offensive lineman, if you're a tight end on field goal, you have to tell the official you're eligible.

So, not only are you running on the field to try and get set up, you're trying to find the official and make sure you're signaling to him.

And this all has to happen in nine seconds.

And the snapper has to get set up, the holder has to set up, the kicker's getting walking off his line.

And like, the chance that that thing gets

done without a hitch is very low.

So, shout out to the Chiefs.

That was one of the positive things.

Dave Tob, baby.

Coach Tob.

Hey, there we go, Coach.

There we go, Coach.

Hey, Coach, baby.

It's my guy right there.

We also got a big Yeti touchdown, a little fake wide receiver screen.

Flanking.

He's flanking.

Every time, baby, every time you're always flanking, man.

Bull don't care, baby.

Yeah.

So for people that don't know, this is a fake little bubble screen to the back.

Trav is going to act like he's blocking, kind of, although it didn't look like you guys really sold the blocking aspect as much.

You're just kind of like moseying off the ball, and then you kick it into second gear.

I don't want to, I know you probably don't want to get into.

I mean,

it's exactly what you were saying it was.

And I saw the flat defender go with the back and the corner latch, and I just said, let me get out of here.

Let me catch them while they're not thinking I'm going deep.

Nice.

Big Yeti can still scoot into the end zone, baby.

What's with the bull?

What's with this touchdown?

We had a lot of questions about the ball.

People don't care, baby.

Poor don't care.

Bodacious.

Bodacious effort.

Poor don't care, baby.

We're down, but we're not out.

That's a Eugene Chung staple right there.

There he goes.

Hell yeah, baby.

Coach Chung.

Oh, yeah.

Shout out to Coach Chung, man.

And Coach Andy Heck, baby, for continuing.

Just keeping it alive.

Oh, yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, yeah.

What are the takeaways after week one?

Week two, where are the Kansas City Chiefs at?

What are we trying to make sure we fix?

Motivated football team.

A motivated football team going in against the team

got beat by in the Super Bowl, a team that we feel like we didn't play our best and coming off a week where we didn't feel like we played our best.

So we got to fix a lot of things both offensively and defensively, and we got to get this thing fucking going, man.

We got to get this train fucking running a little bit more.

And the biggest thing for me is energy, man.

We got to come out with fucking energy.

And I know Arrowhead's going to bring it.

It's going to be fun to feel that atmosphere, but unless the players are on the field doing that, Arrowhead is not going to be a fun atmosphere, man.

So we got to bring it knowing that we got uh one of the best teams or the champs coming in yeah speaking of the champs let's get to them the eagles 24 cowboys 20.

yeah first football game of the 2025 season everyone gets to see the birds baby yeah man what was it like watching the eagles banner night as a as a fan it was awesome it was uh i feel like so My man BG was down there on the field with Jeffrey Lurie as well as a bunch of fans and people.

They did the Eagles fight song and then the banner got dropped.

And I don't know.

I might have missed the timing.

I didn't actually see the banner officially fall.

I was looking forward to that.

At one point, BG just like pointed and then I was like, oh, and then it was already down.

So it felt like the timing kind of, if I'm being completely honest, I feel like the timing got a little fucked up.

I don't know if that's fair to

say, but

it was electric.

Did not disappoint.

Before the game, during the game, fans were freaking going crazy.

I was about to say the link looked like it was fucking.

It was rocking.

It was rocking.

It was very much a fun place to be.

Got a much closer game than I think anybody was expecting.

We can go ahead and jump off the game with how the game jumped off.

Jalen Carter spit on Dak after Dak antagonized him a little bit.

I can't emphasize how crazy this

sequence of events was from the...

like box that it was in.

You see the opening kickoff, and then within a span of like a minute, there's a guy in the field, a cart coming out, and Jalen Carter just walking off the field.

I'm like,

what the hell is going on right now?

Yeah, and then an announcement that he's been ejected from the game.

Ben Van Sumeran, a guy that everybody's looking forward to playing this year, who's been getting a lot of reps in a fullback and special teams, coming off of a torrent patella tendon, gets hurt.

So he's carted off.

I was just like, dude, the game hasn't even started.

And we just lost two players for the entire entire day.

This is wild.

That's crazy.

And I'm like, what the hell happened?

Season hasn't even started.

It's got to be the craziest.

It's got to by far be the craziest start to a season ever.

In fact, I believe Jalen Carter being ejected, he broke an Eagles, he broke an NFL record that a previous Eagle held, which Jeremiah Trotter held the previous record for the fastest ejection in NFL season's history.

So Eagles, pretty good at getting ejected early.

Yeah, well,

let's do do it next Sunday, boys.

Fuck.

Again, I didn't know what had happened.

And I remember turning to Richard Greene, one of the owners of the Eagles.

I'm standing right next to him, sitting right next to him.

I'm like, what the heck happened?

And he said he spit on him.

I'm like, what?

And then I'm going online on Twitter to find out what's going on.

I mean, just like Hawks and Lugie right on Dak.

And I think everybody knows that now.

And I'm just like, why the fuck?

Why are we, what are we doing?

I don't understand like why that would happen.

And it was just a very frustrating moment, not only because he's one of our best players, but it's just a,

it's just a really awful thing to kind of be out there.

It's an awful thing to be a part of as a fan base, as an organization.

And for that, that player, you know what I mean?

Like he's a, he's a great player.

He has had all of these character things or whatever surround him.

And then to do this, all of that starts getting brought back up, which I just like, man, this just really, this sucks on so many levels.

He has to be smarter than this.

He has to be better than this.

And he has said so much.

I mean, he said it right after the game.

It won't happen again.

He has a chance to be one of the best defensive linemen in this era of football.

That's how good this kid can be.

That's how dominant he has been to this point.

Don't let this dumb behavior jeopardize the career and person and legacy you can build, especially in this city.

You shouldn't let that jeopardize you.

And listen, I've made mistakes too.

I'm not sure.

I've gotten kicked out of fucking games for throwing a goddamn towel at a ref.

Like,

what are we fucking doing?

You know what I mean?

You just got to be able to keep your composure, understand that this team needs you, and

you know what I mean?

Just keep your blood pressure down, whatever you got to do to stay in that fucking game.

Wusa.

Wusah.

Yeah, there you go.

The old Wusah.

That's the beautiful thing about this game, too.

I mean, listen, everybody saw Dak spit afterwards.

Whatever.

Channeled, you got to waterboy this thing.

You got four quarters now to have Dak spitting towards you on your mind to take that out on Tyler Booker.

And like, that's the beautiful thing about football.

You don't need to do that back.

You got four quarters to do something back to this dude.

You're going to have your chances, Bubba.

So I think, you know, it's just, it's really unfortunate that that happened.

It's really unfortunate that now he's going to have that image on him.

And like, again,

we all make mistakes.

I've done things that I am not proud of.

Everybody gets caught up in the heat of the moment.

He's taking accountability.

Now, moving forward, we need you to be better than that, Jalen.

We have to have you better than that.

And you need to be better than that for yourself.

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Yeah, do you want to talk about the weather delay?

I don't think I've ever had an actual weather delay.

I feel like I've watched a game where you had a weather delay one time.

You know what?

It was like in the beginning before the game started, I think, though.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah, this one was one of the things.

I don't know if I've ever had, like, go back into the locker room, but somebody in the locker rooms giving you an update on the situation how much how much time you have i think it's something like we got to wait 30 minutes after every light every lightning strike in a certain

area radius around the stadium yeah you're so you're getting updates on how much time you have left when can we go back out on the field when is this thing going to get going so you have an understanding of that some guys go on their phones some guys put the headphones back on so they stay in the zone some guys you know just uh stay loose things like that I'm not going to lie, this isn't little league football.

It's not little league soccer.

I think we should just play through the lightning.

I don't know what we're going inside for.

What are the chances somebody gets struck?

And if it does, it's going to be electric as fuck.

It's going to be good for TV.

It's going to be electric now.

Just got to play through that, boys.

It's part of the game.

A.J.

Brown up for a deep bowl.

Holy shit.

He's down.

Could you imagine that highlight?

Yeah, we probably shouldn't put that in there either.

I think most people know I'm joking, but we'll see.

I felt like both offenses struggled after the delay.

Both offenses were clicking really early.

I thought the Eagles came out with their beginners or whatever you want to call it.

They had some really cool design plays, some big hitters.

And then after that, it kind of felt like it was a little bit slower offensively.

I thought Jalen Hurts played really well and took what the defense was giving him, was very smart, was very calculated.

But the one glaring thing is obviously, we got to get fucking A.J.

Brown the ball.

I mean, I think that that's, we can't let a game get to that point without getting them the ball.

And you've been a part of this.

What's it like

being in a game where it's like, it's just not coming your way?

Like it's.

Bro, you're winning.

Who gives a fuck?

Man, get the fuck out of here.

I've played receiver.

I know when you are getting open and you're not getting the ball, it is frustrating as fuck.

I don't want to hear it.

If we're winning, nobody wants to hear it.

Nobody wants to hear how you feel

when we're winning.

I understand what we're doing.

Don't even let yourself get to that point, dog.

I'm not even letting, I'm saying, but what's going on in your head?

What's the honest truth in your head that's happening?

We're winning.

I can't say shit.

Nobody's saying you're going to say something.

I can't say shit.

What am I going to say?

Oh, I need the ball.

Nobody's saying, what are you doing?

Give me a chance.

That's what I'm saying.

In my head, I'm just like, we're winning.

Let's keep this fucking thing going.

You're not frustrated one bit.

No.

I'm not buying that.

Do I feel like I'm not contributing as much as I could?

Yes.

But that's not frustrating.

There's nothing frustrating about winning.

Let's move on.

I'm pissed because I'm not getting the ball.

If we're winning, there's nothing to be pissed about.

I'm not saying you're pissed.

I said frustrated.

Which is two different things.

And I think that it is very normal when you're a receiver and you're open and you're not getting the ball, you feel like you're one of the best players in the the league and you're not being incorporated into an offense.

I think it's a very normal feeling to be a little bit frustrated, even if the offense is winning the game.

I still think it's normal to be like, man, come on, man.

Like, I still think that's a normal thing.

Now, he still went out there and played.

And to my knowledge, he didn't complain about it one bit.

But I think moving forward, I mean, this is the way it works.

Like, the coaches are going to make sure that there's more design things for him.

It's, I mean, I would say I'm so wrapped in the team's success and everything.

And I get excited about everyone else's success that I'm not really, if we're not performing as an offense and I'm not like

getting opportunities like that, yeah, that's frustrating, you know, because I feel like I can help my team with that.

But if we're rolling as an offense, I don't have anything to be frustrated about.

Well, I can tell you, I played freshman football.

I played receiver for a little bit.

Well, Jason,

I saw all those games and you guys were not winning.

I'm telling you what, I was getting frustrated.

I was like, throw me the fucking ball.

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm the best player on this field.

Why are we not throwing me the ball?

It's fucking the dumbest thing in the world.

Coach Hoon's having me run laps.

How could you be so selfish?

Like, fuck you, Coach Hoon.

I didn't say that one bit.

You would never

say that, Coach Hoon.

That mustache would beat my ass.

He puts you in a Paul Nelson.

But that, dude, I just think, I think being a receiver and.

Not getting the ball.

And listen, AJ's a great teammate.

He's going to make sure that he's not making it vocalized in a negative way.

And I just, you know, we got to, you can't let four quarters go by before this dude touches the ball.

It's just not, not only to keep him happy, just to have the best offense.

Like, he's the, he's the best player in the team.

He should be touching the ball.

I mean, I'm not throwing, I mean, Saquon's pretty good, too.

Jalen's pretty good.

I mean, we got a lot of good players, fortunately, in Philadelphia, but.

You want to get that guy the ball if you're the Eagles.

And I'm not even saying, like, Jalen played great.

I don't know what the answer is i just fucking blocked for a living but

nice all right any uh any other takeaways from the eagles week one yeah i mean listen everybody's talking about um

you know we could have played better in the back end uh corner position two has been one that we've been trying to figure out a dory jackson had a tough matchup ceede lamb is one of the best receivers in the league and

You know, they got George Pickens now, and Dak Prescott's a great quarterback.

I mean, the Dallas offense is very, has some playmakers, and the offensive line played pretty well.

I know they're kind of young and new, but, you know, I still got faith in these guys.

They'll figure it out.

I think even Adori Jackson figured it out.

If everybody remembers from last year,

you know,

defense looked a little spotty through these first score yards.

It's not a good start, man.

And I think we have great coaches.

We really do.

And everybody knows Vic Fangio is a great coach.

I think our position coaches are fantastic as well.

I think our DB coaches, our linebacker coaches, our D-line, I've seen guys develop, and that's what gives me confidence.

Like, I know it was a rough rough night, but the beautiful thing about football is, I mean, unless you get benched, you get an opportunity to go out there and make that correction, right?

And you get an opportunity all week to try and get better, and we're going to get to see how these guys respond this week against Kansas City and moving forward.

And

I got to think that these guys are going to be able to make the adjustments necessary.

Offensively, I think there's a lot of good to take away from it, not consistent enough, not consistent enough in the run game, right?

We let some of the movement things get us a a little bit here and there, but overall, as a week one game, I'm happy that we won.

We hung in there and played well enough, long enough to get a win.

Now we can keep moving forward, making the corrections and getting back to where we need to be to try and compete for another world championship.

That's my take on this.

Well, we'll see you birds next week.

Arrowhead, baby.

Arrowhead's going to be rocking.

All right.

I'll say we talk about the rest of the NFL week one.

Nice.

All right.

Let's get into it.

We're calling this section

rest of week one,

overreact, underreact.

We're going to hit a bunch of topics and say, is everybody overreacting to this or is everybody underreacting?

Are we overreacting?

I don't even know.

We'll figure out how we do this.

All right.

Ravens and Bills was the game of the year.

It was incredible.

I mean, outstanding game.

Was this a collapse or a comeback?

Is the question.

I mean, it's both.

I hate to say it.

It's both, but it's a little bit of.

It's a collapse.

It's a collapse, man.

You can't blow a 40 to 25 lead.

Like, if you lose that lead, it is far more on the team that had the edge winning, right?

100%.

You can't let a team come back from that.

And on top of that, you got the best player in the world.

Running game in the league.

You have literally a two-headed monster back there in terms of speed and lightning and Lamar and King Henry.

And I mean, I know

Derrick Henry's got to be kicking himself.

He's probably already taken the blame for the loss.

I think he had a stand-up guy, but I think he had like maybe two fumbles all of last season.

I've never seen the man fumble in my life.

It's nuts.

He played him every single year in the AFC.

Never seen him fucking fumble the football ever.

And in his defense, Ed Oliver was on him like as he was getting the handoffs.

It's like he was like taking off one finger at a time.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

It was a crazy situation, man.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

And it wasn't even just him.

Like, it all started.

Bro, they punted a ball.

The ball is like dribbling at the one-yard line, clearly not going in the end zone.

That's when that happened.

And this dude just jumps on it.

And we go over this.

And this is why it's frustrating.

That people, this is gone over

routinely in special teams meeting.

Do not go into the end zone.

Like, what do we, there's no need to.

Like, if I can see the ball, dive on the ball right there.

Just hit it back.

Yeah.

Never let your momentum take you into the end zone.

It's just a very basic premise.

That's a tough one.

And it was from there that the Bills got the ball at the 20-yard line.

That's when the whole thing started, right?

They get, then all of a sudden, the Derrick Henry exacerbates things.

They score on a tipped, like, fourth down or whatever into the end zone on that one.

It was completely wild.

And then the fourth, the four-minute drew, they do like two hand, one hand off to Derrick Henry and like an outside zone play.

Then they do like a gadget little like jet sweep play.

It's like, dude, put the ball in Lamar Jackson's hands.

What the fuck are we doing?

And then they finally get aggressive, throw on third down.

They're short.

And then the election to punt, I mean, even that's like at that point, you can't give the ball back to Josh Allen.

It's too much time.

He's got four downs in over a minute to get into field goal range.

We can't do that, right?

And he's got momentum.

Not just momentum.

They're running downhill.

This thing is, this is an avalanche at this point.

And the only thing that can stop the avalanche is the abominable Lamar Jackson.

That's the only thing that's going to be able to stop this motherfucker.

It definitely should have been in his hands for sure.

Hindsight's always 20-20.

I know that those fourth and three is a tough one.

If it's fourth or two and one, I bet it's not even a question.

Fourth and three is like, man, this is like.

This is hard.

And if it doesn't happen, it's, well, I guess if it doesn't happen, then you got to hope you can get three three and out, let them get the field goal, and hopefully get the ball back to try your own version of this.

Yeah.

So are people over-reacting or underreacting to this game?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the segment.

There's a premise.

There's a premise here.

I mean, it's not, it's too early to be game of the year, so I'll go overreact.

But, I mean, it's fucking incredible.

The stakes aren't high enough, even though it's going to be two of the best teams in the AFC.

I think game of the year, game of week one for sure.

Yeah, no question.

It was one of the best ways to kick off the opening week of NFL in the history.

Both MVPs of the last two years, Lamar and Josh Allen, going head to head like that.

Yeah.

And you seeing an MVP performance out of both of them.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Sign me up.

I'll watch that shit again.

Also got a shout out, Matt Prater.

Hey.

Yeah, we got Elizabeth Walker telling us on Twitter, Matt Prater going from coaching youth football to game-winning kicks within 72 hours.

This guy was at youth football practices and then going straight to the

Bills on a desperate heave to get a kicker in there at the age of 41.

Yeah, baby.

And then kicking the game winner for him, man.

Everybody threw him on their shoulders like he was Rudy, man.

That shit was electric at the end.

I don't even know if we have this in here, but how many games were lost from kicks this weekend?

I mean,

missed extra points, missed field goals.

I mean, could Shador kick?

If we wanted Shador to get on the field, he might have a better chance of getting up there kicking.

Shador kicks.

He can't do worse.

Now I want to see if he can kick just for the fun of it.

He can't do worse.

I mean, that was wild.

All right.

Overreact, underreact.

Wide receiver one struggling in week one.

Jamar Chase, two for 26.

A.J.

Brown, one for eight.

I'm on Ross A.

Brown, four for 45.

Nico Collins, three for 25.

Tyreek, four for 40.

Overreact.

It's week one, ladies and gentlemen.

They're the best players on their team.

The defenses have had all offseason to try and find a game plan for them.

I think that's a bit of an overreact.

I'm with you.

I think that, you know, it's always interesting.

Starting the year, a lot of times it ends up being extremes, I feel like.

Coaches have put in all this time trying to do new things.

How do we combat things?

How do we expand on things, innovate the sport and certain plays?

So I always feel like the first four weeks, some of the teams just come in with something that's really working.

And some teams come in with stuff that is just like, it's not working for them.

So you end up having some teams like blow out.

Like the Jets look like the best team in the NFL right now.

They've, I mean, they damn near beat the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Justin Field dominated.

Like, we'll see how this keeps transitioning as the season goes, but it's always interesting early on.

It does feel like it's not a lot of middle ground.

It's like, okay, either what you tried to do this offseason worked or it didn't.

And, or like, guys are executing or they're not.

Like, and then eventually the law of averages and norms and people getting more tape out there and figuring out ways to execute leads to a more consistent basis, especially for a lot of these guys.

What's wrong with you?

I think it's an overreact.

I think you'll see these numbers fix pretty quick.

Overreact, underreact, veteran QBs had great games on new teams.

Are these just week one wonders?

Daniel Jones, obviously, new team, veteran QB, had a great game.

Colts got the dub.

Aaron Rodgers, back to looking like Aaron Rodgers, went for 244 and four tutties.

Geno Smith, 362.

God damn

it.

Geno's been bowling now for like three years.

I'm balling out.

Geno's, yeah.

I mean, there's a reason why I play tight end, and it's because of Geno's.

Justin Fields, now a veteran quarterback, maybe didn't have as many starts as all these other guys, but 16 to 22 for 218 and a tutty and 32 points.

Yeah.

Or led a team to score 32 points.

Are we overacting or underreacting to veteran QBs having great games, and are they one-week wonders?

So the underreact would be saying that they're one-week wonders?

Yes.

I don't know that I'm on either fence here.

I think that Daniel Jones finally being behind a competent offensive line might lead to different Daniel Jones than people have seen.

I think Aaron Rodgers being in a new building that has a much better culture will lead him to playing pretty well.

Justin Fields is probably the biggest outlier, as well as Daniel Jones of the bunch.

I do think that quarterbacks oftentimes will come in,

even backups, and you'll see like midseason, whenever, you'll see them play

two, three, four games at a really high level, and then all of a sudden there's a drop off.

And I think once there's tape out there, a lot of these things revert back to what the skill set actually is.

So I don't think that we're overreacting.

I think it's fair to say these guys perform really well.

But I also don't think that they're one-week wonders.

I think, by all accounts, these guys could end up being the Sam Darnolds of this year or the Geno Smith of three years ago or the Baker Mayfields of what happened down in Tampa Bay.

Like a change in scenery, a lot of the times can prove to be pretty damn good for talented quarterbacks.

Hell yeah.

I'm with you on that.

Overreact, underreact, Lions without Ben Johnson struggles.

I think that is

pretty on par.

I don't don't think that's overreact or underreact.

They got to find some.

It's a fair concern, especially with the way it looks.

I mean,

the Lions didn't get into the end zone until the final drive and garbage time, basically, with an incredible catch, by the way.

I think that everybody is accurately questioning what the Detroit Lions are.

And I think when you go out and play offensively like that, I think you're going to get that.

I also don't think it's just Ben Johnson, though.

I think that they lost their entire interior line has been either lost lost or reshuffled.

Frank Ragnow retired.

Zeitler left.

Glasgow, who's played guard for them more routinely, is now playing center.

So that's a lot of change with three out of the 11 starters on your offense, especially in an offense that's predicated primarily on running the football and play action.

They were held the 44-yards rushing.

The last time that happened, I was still in the NFL.

This is a new Lions offense.

That's like

over a year ago.

I mean, I think it's an overreaction.

Dan Campbell, if there's one thing Dan Campbell's going to get going, it's that run game.

He's a tough son of a buck.

His teams are always one of the toughest in the league.

He's going to get those guys motivated, fired up, running the football, get Gibbs and Montgomery going, and that's going to open up everything in the back.

And also,

the Packers are pretty damn good, especially with Parsons on the team.

Like, this is a very new and improved.

I think that's even more of the overreactions that they weren't playing any just slappies.

Well, that's the underreaction.

People are underreacting to like how good the Packers, I think, are going to end up being this year.

There you go.

All righty.

Do we want to show Michael Parsons' first sack?

Dude, this dude, he came out of this thing like a bobcat.

Did you watch this?

Check out Parsons' sack.

Watch this.

Second and 10.

His golf's being chased by Parsons.

He's without.

He's got

his first sack as a Green Bay Packer.

It's like every single time in Terminator when he's like finally getting away from the silver dude.

Yeah, and he just

and he looks at his rear view, and the dude is just fucking so good.

That is so good.

That is such a good reference.

That dude's so fucking freakishly athletic, man.

So powerful.

Yeah, I was going to say it like reminded me of like a lioness hunting like a gazelle.

Like it just like it was like in the in the weeds and outside.

And then it's like out there.

But I think I like your analogy way better.

That was dope.

That immediately brought back memories.

That was great.

All right.

Last thing, Mike Tomlin, quote of the week.

I mean, you can give this to Mike Tomlin every week.

He's a quote machine.

He is.

Our kicker is a serial killer.

What?

Let's see this.

I mean, I can't say enough about Boz.

And our kicker is a serial killer, man.

He got a low pulse rate.

He can't wait to deliver.

Boy, fire up your kicker.

He has the best.

The most non-violent, like, threatening position on the field but if we're being honest a lot of times that's what serial killers are a lot of times serial killers are yeah

they're not like the big bag guy

they're the guy that's living off in the cabin and creating bombs and stuff

the guy's over on field three kicking yeah

hey what's that guy doing over there why is there a package out the door

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I'm excited to see this guy's career keep going and a hell of a way to start off your NFL career, brother, with a dub and seven receptions for 76 yards, man.

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All right now, let's get to the

Eagles Chiefs preview.

We got some fun guests we we want to introduce here real quick.

Do you want to do the honors?

You know it, Trev.

Get ready.

All righty.

Now it is time to preview what is now the annual Chiefs-Eagles game.

But you guys have heard us talk about both of these teams enough, so we're going to be bringing in two super fans to help us preview the game.

First up, representing the Kansas City Chiefs from the University of Kansas.

He is an actor, comedian, and a United States Marine.

You go now from the Hangover Step Brothers 21 Jump Street, the Daily Show, holy moly, and so much more.

Please welcome Mr.

Rob Rigo.

It's unbelievable.

Oh my God, that's great.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

Granted, so glad to be here.

I can't wait to see who you brought on to join us today.

I'm so excited.

Well, represented the Philadelphia Eagles from the Community College of Philadelphia.

He is a comedian,

entrepreneur, actor, and producer.

You know him from his global stand-up shows, Jumanji, Ride Along, Cold as Balls, all the Draft Deeps commercials, and much more.

Then we have time to really rattle off.

Please welcome Mr.

Kevin

to Philadelphia Zone.

For the first time, I think I've realized that I don't have any phrases.

Rob had a bunch of noises.

I have absolutely nothing.

It's just for me.

Fuck off, Rob.

Well, are you guys ready to represent your change?

I am.

We know what we're here for?

I am.

All righty.

How are we feeling about the season so far?

Let's start with you, Rob.

Well, it's an easy conversation.

I mean, it's not starting off with a bang.

bang.

It's not starting off with a bang.

Well, hold on.

I believe that was, he's asking me.

Well, yeah, I'm saying

in this case, it's not starting off with a bang.

It's a

tough.

So I figure I would help with your answer, right?

I didn't set you up for that.

This is what great moments are made of.

This is what it is.

You can't have a comeback unless you start out

a little rocky.

So what?

We lost the first game.

It was in a totally different time zone.

We were playing in the middle of of the Atlantic Ocean for crying out loud.

Anybody expected to play in these times?

This is ridiculous.

So, first of all, we were fighting the clock.

We're fighting the other team.

You know,

you're playing on a different continent for crying out loud.

So, I can't understand.

That's weird.

Nobody understands.

It was weird.

I just put that in a weird category.

So, the season really starts.

Hey, hey, it starts this weekend.

And, of course, in Arrowhead, baby,

it's going to be a repeat.

Oh, Arrowhead's going to be electrified, loudest stadium in the world.

I don't know if that's true, but definitely in America.

And, you know, I just think it's going to be an incredible week.

So, to answer your question shortly,

not super stoked about the way it started, but super excited about where it's going.

There we go.

Spoken like a true loser, right?

Like I think.

Yeah, no, spoken like a true loser.

I mean,

I heard everything but accountability there, right?

Everything but accountability.

We talked about Brazil.

We talked about the time zones.

We talked about not being able to understand fatigue.

I didn't hear anything that I should have heard.

And by the way, that's the bigger issue.

That's the issue that we're dealing with right now in general, right?

We're dealing with a much larger issue, Rob, and you may not want to address it, but I will.

Jason, throw the question to me, please.

Can I go?

Can you ask me, Jason?

Kevin, how do you feel about the starts of the season so far as the Philadelphia Eagles?

First of all,

I've never been more ecstatic about a football season in my life.

I mean, listen, you know,

when you come off of a Super Bowl,

the first thing that you want, right,

as a competitor, as a guy that understands what happens in these locker rooms, the first thing that you want to see at the start of a new season, you want to see the same energy and you want to see the same tone.

More importantly,

you want to see that tone get set out the gate.

Coming out the gate and handling, handling the cowboys who are yes in our division it sets a tone it sets a tone to say we're back and we're ready to do what we did before by the way everybody else in the nfl i don't know what you guys are doing but guess what we're doing we're playing winning football this isn't kansas city this is the philadelphia eagles

i mean talk about being pumped up

i've never been pumped up and by the way by the way i saw a little rust i saw I saw some things where, you know, we got some kicks and stuff that we got to work out.

I want AB to get the ball a little more.

I want to see our wide receivers be a little more active.

Saquon did exactly what we thought that he would do.

We have a very strong football team.

And not having our defensive recruit that we just got on the field, I didn't like that.

I didn't like the spit moment.

So I want to see him on the field.

I want to see what happens to our defense when we got that type of talent out there.

So if you notice, there's a lot of energy to what I'm saying, Jason.

It's energy.

Big time energy.

And I like Rob.

When Rob was talking, he was stuttering.

He was stuttering.

He had a stroke.

He had a stroke in the middle of it.

He was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It was bad.

Not me.

Philadelphia, baby.

E-A-G-L-E-S.

These eyes are clear, Kevin.

These eyes are clear.

This heart is pure.

It's ready to go.

The Chiefs, this is nothing.

This is nothing.

Week one.

There's a lot of season left.

All right.

Let's get this back to the family show that we are.

A little friendly time, friendly time.

Kevin, very, very clearly passionate about the Philadelphia Eagles.

Can you please say something nice about the Kansas City Chiefs?

Yeah, I think the nicest thing that I can say is that they had a good run.

I think they had a good run.

And I will say this, man.

I will say this.

Greatness should always be celebrated.

There is no way that you can ignore the level of greatness that the Kansas City Chiefs put on display.

But what happens when greatness is displayed, people get motivated and they want to taste.

And right now, the Eagles are in position to have their run of greatness.

I mean, when you go and look back at the last four Super Bowls, right, the Eagles are definitely a part of the conversation.

Three of those Super Bowls, we were in, two of them, we won.

Not only are we winning, but we're a part of the conversation.

The Kansas City Chiefs have been a part of the conversation for years.

Before them, it was the Patriots.

It's amazing to see dynasties happen.

But dynasties end so that there can be new ones.

That's the most exciting thing.

So I just hope

they had a good run.

That is very nice.

All right.

Rob Riggle, can you please say something nice about the Philadelphia Eagles?

Well, here's the thing.

Like, Kevin's right.

Like, you know, there are dynasties happening.

Chiefs, obviously, is one of them.

I mean, if you talk about a team that owns the 20s thus far, it's the Chiefs.

They've been there every step of the way, undeniable.

And the

Eagles have had their moments.

I won't deny that either.

The Eagles have had their moments.

It's been pleasant for them, I'm sure.

Not as great as us, but it's been great for them they have these little pockets you know these little little happy side parties going on it's fun um

but uh your question was and i want to get back to that your question was uh something positive about

the eagles um

rob answer that no other question i i just want to because i'm i'm i don't want to say i'm struggling to come up with something to say but i because i do i want to be

you know what here's the thing i'll say i'll say about about eagles fans you never have to guess where you stand with an Eagles fan.

And I appreciate that.

I respect that.

That's a nice fan.

That's a very nice thing.

That's very nice.

They will.

They will throw punches.

They will throw hands.

They will tell you to S your own D in the parking lot.

They shove people downstairs.

They pull shirts over heads with hockey blows.

It's all there.

They punch out horses.

I mean, you never have to guess where you stand with an Eagles man.

It's so good.

Very passionate city.

That's what I heard.

Incredibly passionate.

That being said, you know how passionate they are.

Arrowhead, a very passionate place that we play.

Kansas City gets it fired up.

Who has a better stadium experience?

Arrowhead or the Link?

I think that Arrowhead's a little safer, right?

I think you can say

it's a little bit happier.

I think

I can see some fans in Arrowhead, and I can wear an Eagles jersey, and a fan in Arrowhead may say, good luck today.

And I may say,

good luck to you, too.

They might offer you a plate and some barbecue.

No, in Arrowhead, they'll say, good luck today.

And I'll go, fuck you.

Right?

Thank you.

And it's just

because It's just because of the way that I was raised in Philadelphia.

We just have a different energy about us, but I'll give Arrowhead that, right?

It's just a little safer, a little safer.

I do appreciate your honesty, though, Kevin.

But I will say this.

Arrowhead, very loud stadium and our tailgating.

I've been to both stadiums.

I have been to both.

Tailgating in Kansas City is far superior.

Far superior.

Interesting.

Superior is a strong word.

Superior.

It's a very strong word.

Superiority.

I don't know how else I can say it.

Is it just the food at Arrowhead or

the ambiance?

It's the food.

It's the atmosphere.

It's 200 acres of barbecue being burnt, smelling wonderful with everything.

Oh, the fixins.

Don't forget the fixins, man.

I mean,

you got the coleslaw, you got the beans, you got the potatoes.

You got the potatoes.

What's the best part of an eagle's tailgate?

I don't know.

It's going to be very hard to finish a conversation with somebody using the word fixins.

Okay.

Okay.

Don't forget the fixings.

I almost hung up.

I almost ended this.

When he said fixings, I almost jumped off.

What makes that tailgate so good?

It's the fixings.

The beans, the slaw, the sauce.

No, okay.

It's not Thanksgiving, Rob.

We're talking about.

Because you guys haven't got to that level yet of tailgating.

Once you get to that level.

Okay.

First of all, Travis, you've never seen tailgating until you've seen it done in Philadelphia.

Okay.

We're talking about live DJs.

We're talking about a city that not only stands in the space of chance,

but togetherness.

You know, the city of brotherly love is what we are.

And on a football Sunday is where we display it.

We display it.

I mean, bobbleheads, big faces.

We got everything.

And not only do we have everything, we share with each other.

Hey, you guys want beer?

Y'all need something?

Y'all need drinks?

Here.

Come over here.

We'll toss you some.

And you've never seen anything like it.

Cheese steaks, pretzels.

I mean, tasty cakes.

It all happens in Philadelphia.

The energy that we go into that stadium with is set in the parking lot.

And not only do we tailgate, we do it in places that we're not supposed to.

We block all streets.

We block all streets.

We prohibit the highways from being used.

A lot of this stuff isn't necessarily legal, but we get it done.

It is what it is.

It's called fanfare.

That's what it's called, Rob.

And I'll tell tell you what we're not discussing.

Fixins.

We're not talking about fixings in Philadelphia.

It's cheese on the cheese steak.

That's it.

That's all.

Give me a plexor.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's good.

That makes me so happy.

You guys have a prison in your stadium, if I'm not mistaken.

Damn right, we do.

Yeah.

Okay.

That was the old stadium.

That was the vet.

That was the vet.

We progressed.

We've moved on from that.

We progressed.

All right.

We had it there because we needed it during those times.

We needed it.

And as a person that has been in that jail cell,

as a person that has been in that jail cell, it is necessary.

Okay.

It's necessary to know the consequences to some of our crazy actions.

So when I sat in that cell for three and a half hours, I thought about my actions and I never did it again.

And they took my picture down.

So it's a good thing.

You have not made it as a fan until your pitcher has made it to the wall of trouble.

When they go, no.

There you go.

Watch out for this guy.

The wall of trouble.

I had an alert.

I do respect that.

I respect that a lot, actually.

I appreciate that.

Rob, I'm not playing.

I believe you.

I had a real security threat alert

on me

from the year that I tried to get on the podium.

When I was drunk, I tried to get on the podium.

They were like, hey, look, guys, Kevin he's coming to the playoff games uh we need a team just to watch Kevin and they really did have a team on me like I was on the sideline and I you know it took me a while to notice I was like hey man why these security guards it's like five of them but it's the same faces that keep moving everywhere I go and one of the security guys told me he's like oh yeah you got a threat alert on you just in case

you got a threat alert that's when I knew I made it as a fan rob you've never had a threat alert they've never worried about you and what you're going to do.

Arrowhead.

All they do is go, that's Wriggle with that plate of beans and slaw right there.

Wriggle is the thing.

They go, is that Wriggle?

They go, yeah, of course it's Wriggle.

He's got all the fixings.

And then they even offer me a headset if I want to listen in on the game sometimes.

I'm like, ah, guys, that's too much.

That's how friendly we are in Kansas City.

I do not think that Arrowhead is a bad place.

I will say, this is something I should have said earlier.

i love the people of kansas city i've i've i'm a frequent visitor of kansas city i've performed there tons of amazing shows and personnel when it comes to the environment of football it's all about noise and i will say you guys are definitely up there with with the level of noise that is that is presented to your to your opponent um but you got to come from noise you got to come from noise to respond to that environment and we're no strangers to it that's the beauty of how we're trained in philadelphia

and there's nothing different there's nothing

there's there's nothing more different than a than the noise of the link and the noise of arrowhead like arrowhead you're screaming you that i mean you're you feel the rumble yeah you feel the rumble at the link you hear more of

your heart it's a strategy it's a strategy candidate's not saying anything mean so it's just let's just make as much noise oh

Philly's like, hey, we got to keep this noise down because I got to tell this motherfucker.

It vibrates.

Kevin.

Fuck your mother.

You heard me?

You heard me?

You heard me?

You heard me, 23.

We don't need to say your names.

We just say your numbers.

It's so disrespectful.

We don't need to say, we don't say your, we don't say your last name.

You heard me, 27?

Shut up.

27.

That used to be the funniest thing.

Sitting on the bench.

We'd be out there having a rough series.

You go back to the bench.

These dudes always yelling behind you.

Hey, 62.

What the fuck are you doing?

you gotta see, keep your head forward, acting like you don't hear it.

And you just hear all this shit happening.

By the way, we do research, too.

Philadelphia, we do research.

We know what's going on in your family.

We know the problems.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

You don't have a dad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

In all fairness, I think that's most cities these days.

Airheads not above that.

I mean, we're not, we're friendly, nice people, and we like to get loud, but we're not above doing our research as well, you know, and really, really burrowing down like a tick and getting in there like, hey, hey, hey, 91, hey, I understand your nephew's having a little trouble in school.

I mean, it goes deep.

It goes deep.

You know?

It's a little more.

It's a little more precise.

It's a little more precise.

It's very detailed.

It's very detailed.

Yeah, somebody's brain point avid just dropped.

He's trying to get into Minority School with that GPA.

Yeah, we know he had dreams of going to Brown University.

He'll be lucky if he gets in Cornell that we all start laughing.

That's just good old clean Kansas City heckling right there.

Two different approaches.

Two different approaches to that.

One's a little more flagrant, vicious.

The other one's a little more precise.

I'll give you that.

God damn it.

Rob, that's pretty funny.

Hey, heard you had, heard your neck.

It's like your son's going to repeat the 11th grade.

Have you ever been heckled?

This actually happened to me one time.

It wasn't at Arrowhead.

I was

at a Jets Dolphins game.

And I was sitting on the front row behind the Dolphins bench for some reason, and Joey Porter came off, and all the Jets fans around me were screaming at him, going, Screw you, Porter, you suck, you know, in that classic New York way.

I was just sitting there minding my business, and he looked right at me and he goes, Not up in hair.

So I go,

I looked right back at him.

I looked back at him, I go, I didn't say it.

I didn't say it.

I swear.

And he was like, Not a red hair.

And he was veins coming up.

And finally, the guy next to me goes, dude, it's from the movie or whatever.

Oh, dear God.

Oh, God.

I thought he you want to kill me i thought i was just

trying to get him late i get killed fans but

i i i don't mind it like i i'm no i am no stranger to the laugh funny is funny so so like when you when you say to me if it's funny it's funny and like yeah here's what i did stop doing though so i would come down to the field you know while the players are warming up let's say it's an away game eagles are playing away i'm in the city i'm gonna go but i'm on the field where the fans would kill me is when you actually see how small I am compared to like the players when they come out and they're warming up, you would hear shit.

Kevin, you look like it's dick.

Hey, hey, man.

Come on.

Hey, hey, enough.

Hey, man.

My son is with me.

That's my son.

That's my son.

Get your stupid ass off the field, Kevin.

Get your dumb ass off.

I mean, they let me have it.

I put my kids in the headphones.

I got to share this with you, too.

I got heckled at the Ryder Cup.

And Travis,

you've met Kasha, my girlfriend.

Oh, yeah.

She's a professional golfer, but we were at the Ryder Cup and the hush comes over the crowd.

So now it's extra quiet.

And I'm standing there with my girlfriend and somebody from the back screams, she's out of your league, Rigga!

To the

tremendous roar from the crowd of, yeah, what do they do?

It turned into a dog crime.

And it was like,

It got to a fever pitch.

People were like, kill him!

Kill that piece of shit!

I was like, hold on, hold on,

what just happened?

God damn it.

I mean, where did this stuff come from?

Some of it's unprovoked, but you really do turn around.

Why?

Why did you say that, son?

I just cheated.

What the fuck was that, sir?

Why did you feel that's what you should have said to me, sir?

No, I think

it's all fun.

It's all fair within the love of the game.

I do want to credit my city, man, for keeping it in the stands.

You know, we're seeing a lot of crazy activity.

We're seeing fans get crazy.

We just saw somebody push Lamar the other day.

So I just want to say real quick to the city, Philadelphia, let's keep it in the stands.

Let's keep it vocal.

Let's keep it verbal.

And let's stand on business the way we normally do, but let's make sure that we still respect the athlete.

Let's still respect the profession.

Okay, I can protect us otherwise.

I can protect the city and make sure that our shit talk stands tall, but we're keeping it in the stands.

I'll say that.

That's what we're doing there.

I like that.

I like it.

Yes, I like it.

I respect it.

Let's get back to the game a little bit.

All right.

So, as players, we usually don't consider these matchups the next season.

We don't consider it like a Super Bowl rematch.

These season just played.

No, we don't.

A couple games ago.

You, me, and Trenton.

As fans, though,

as fans, do you guys consider this a Super Bowl rematch?

Well,

I think,

Rob, I'll answer first because I think as a player,

you know, if you're a fan, you're a red family.

Let's get to that channel.

It's good to respect both POVs, right?

Like, I think I have the advantage of looking through a dual lens.

I can see from both sides.

Not at all at all.

You know, you have to respect it as a Super Bowl rematch.

I mean, I remember when I played in the church league and we won.

We won the conference.

And the following year, we came out and game two was against the church that we played in the championship game.

And that was the biggest game.

Literally, same snare.

Snare, right?

Yeah, same thing.

Same thing.

I don't know if that's the same.

I don't know if that's actually.

It definitely is.

It definitely is.

Pastor Troy led that league with 17 touchdowns that year.

And I remember, it's definitely the same, Brock.

Pastor Troy for sure could have win.

He could have went both.

True.

So I think it is.

It is a rematch.

You got to respect it as that.

We're stepping in Well, Kevin, I haven't played in a rec league, which is, as we know, is very similar to the NFL, unlike church leagues.

But I don't want to go there because I don't want to make it about me today.

The question was about the teams.

Do I consider this a rematch?

I will say no.

I will say, yes, there are similarities, but each year you have a brand new team.

And yes, there are a lot of veterans that come along and get to continue their journey, but

it's like a fingerprint.

It's new every year.

At least that's how I do it.

What's up?

Anyway,

it's a new team.

It's a new season.

So to me, it's all born and new.

However, do my feelings, are they running hot?

You're god dang right they are.

And do I want a piece of the Eagles?

I want a big piece.

I want a big piece of the Eagles.

That barbecue is going to be Eagle.

Okay?

American Bald Eagle.

Just bring your animal

whatever Eagle.

Okay?

That's what's up.

And we're going to have a lot of fixions with that eagle.

It's a big game.

It sets a tone.

I think this game definitely sends a message, right?

I think we go in there, we handle business.

You know, it sends a message.

I think, you know,

the heads underneath those helmets of the Kansas City Chiefs will be left with a lot to think about, right?

It's like, holy shit, where are we?

Who are we?

And what are we?

Right.

Like, you know, the Eagles are clearly trying to send a message, guys, and we clearly allowed that message to get delivered.

Like, that's psyche.

We're playing a psyche game at that point.

Psyche game,

which is a big part of football, as you guys know.

But I've seen the Kansas City Chiefs team leaders, they never panic.

The leaders of that team don't panic.

Honestly,

whatever is thrown at us, I'm not sweating jack squat because I know.

Come November, December,

we're going to start fine-tuning.

It's going to be tune in Tokyo.

And don't tell me you haven't played that one.

It's going to be tune in Tokyo and we are going to be going for the gold.

All right.

I don't sweat the early days, friend.

Respectfully, Wriggle, you're starting to piss me off.

Okay.

Respectfully.

Respectfully.

Respectfully, Wiggle.

You're starting to piss me off.

Well, you just said, first you said fixings, and then you said jack squat.

I'm going to be honest with you because I don't know who.

I don't know who you're hanging around and where you're getting this swing from, but it has to stop today.

It has has to stop today don't you ever say jack squat to me all right when we're when we're trash talking how do i follow that what do i come back at when you say jack squat i don't know it's brilliant to say that's brilliant i'm sorry it's just it's you're right it is it's old school midwestern trash talk

that's probably it's it's like old english fair game

it could throw people for a loop travis can i ask you a uh a football related question um

of course you know just football energy player to player um you can tell this isn't real already.

Well, what do you mean?

You can tell it's clearly real.

I just said player to player, which means I'm coming in hot.

You know, knowing, knowing how stacked the Eagles are, knowing how talented our team is right now.

I would love to know what the conversations are internally in your locker room about our team, about where we stand.

Is there a little bit of like

bitterness in the mouth of the Kansas City Chiefs because of the loss and how big of a loss that Super Bowl was?

Because it wasn't just a loss.

It was like, what do they call it?

And

what do they see what you're doing?

Is it called an asshole?

Yeah,

something with a belt.

Just drop off, right?

So when that happens, when that happens, and you guys are like, wow, on that stage, on that stage with all those lights, that's the performance that we gave on the biggest night of football in front of the most people that will ever watch a game.

We didn't show up at all.

We didn't even lace up correctly.

So now knowing that, knowing that that happened,

how do you guys step in that field?

And what do you think about the team?

The biggest thing is that

it was a lot of self-inflicted stuff.

I think I give the respect to the Eagles for the way they played that game.

They were ready.

They were prepared.

They came out hot and they made plays.

The biggest thing for me is that what can I control?

I can control what we got in-house.

I think we got great fucking players, too.

I think we have some of the best in the world.

I think we have the best quarterback in the world.

I think we have the best coach in the world.

Can you stop yelling at me?

Can you stop yelling?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I got a little closer to the mic.

I wanted you to hear me.

I wanted you to hear me.

I'm sorry.

And I think that what I can control in-house is that I can get fired up and fix my mistakes and make sure that my team and my guys are ready to play and myself is ready to play.

And the biggest thing from last week is that we have to improve on what this team is this year.

And I'm not thinking about last year.

I'm thinking about who we are as a team this year and how we can improve from week one and don't put ourselves in the lost column again.

Spoken like a vet.

Last question, Travis.

Jason, before, if I could just ask one more.

Oh, no, no, no.

You're going to ask them all.

You're going to ask them all.

Just one.

It's not a big question.

It's a small question.

At any point during this game.

on Sunday, at any point, do you think my face is going to pop up in your head?

At any point in the game, I hope so, man.

At any point, damn, that'd be hilarious.

Like, let's just say the Eagles are up like 21-0.

At that point, do you think you can hear me going,

do you think you'll be able to hear me?

This is what we call bulletin board material.

I love it.

I love it.

And you know, I love you as a person more than anything.

I am so fired up for this right now.

And I am, you, you kind of got me a little sweating right now because I really, I really did get my ass kicked in the Super Bowl.

So I'm a little hot.

But

we got the AC pumping.

Can't peak too soon.

It's only, what, Tuesday?

So we're going to have some fun.

And I hope I hear that laugh at the end of the game when we're on the winning side.

But god damn it, I'm probably going to hear it if we're down.

No matter what.

You son of a bitch.

All right, we got to do this real quick.

Real, real quick.

We appreciate you guys' time.

We got one more final question for you.

Fill in the blank.

Big Rig, we'll go with you first.

The Chiefs will win because blank.

The Chiefs will win because we are awesome and we don't want to be one and one.

Or excuse me, we don't want to be 0-2.

Yeah.

I mean, what was that?

What was that?

Jesus Christ.

What was that?

Take it easy.

It was a slip in the tongue, man.

It was just a slip of a mistake.

I got all gassed up.

These things, these are fast and furious.

These are popcorn questions, man.

Where's the edit button?

You need it.

Jesus Christ, man.

Okay, fine.

I panicked.

Fuck.

We got to keep our composure.

The Chiefs will win because we keep our composure.

There we go.

All right.

Kevin, the Eagles will win because.

Because winning is an attitude.

Because winning

is a feeling.

Because winning is our now.

Because winning is not an option.

Because winning

is

our world.

It's our destiny, our livelihood.

The eagles will win because that's what we're supposed to do.

Fly, Eagles, fly

E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles.

You hear me?

E A G L E S Eagles.

And we're going to fly there.

We're going to see those chiefs and we're going to take our claws.

We're going to take our claws and we're going to grab them.

We're going to grab those chiefs and we're going to pick them up up.

We're going to peck their eyes out.

We're going to claw them.

That red is going to be blood.

It's going to be blood on Sunday.

Kevin, they have to ask you a question first.

They haven't asked you anything yet.

I already had the speech program, Rob.

Okay, that's what I'm here.

It's coming out no matter what.

What a time, guys.

What a time.

Well, God damn it.

Listen, I don't think that that could have gone any better than we would have ever imagined.

Both of you guys killed it.

That takes care of our Eagles Chiefs preview.

I hope all of you enjoy that.

But before we cut these guys out of here, we do want to ask Rob, do you want to tell the 92% what you got coming up?

I got a book coming out.

What?

Let's go.

Yeah, it's coming out on Veterans Day, November 11th.

I hope you get a chance to read it.

It's a good book.

Send me a copy, Rob.

You know, I got one coming to you, Kevin.

I love this.

Please send me a signed copy.

Congratulations.

I've written, spit, and never quit.

A Marines Guide to Comedy and Life.

Yeah.

Strong.

Sounds like a beautiful

combination of life, man.

It's crazy.

I got to point out there's an eagle on the book, Rob.

That's a strong one right there.

He's an American man right there.

If you want to win, if you want to win,

win it back.

That's not what's really going on.

I think you're crossing the streams.

Look,

I hope you take the time to read it.

And by the way, you know, I'm still going with the Chiefs, but thank you.

Thanks.

Yes.

Good for you, Rob.

I love it, man.

Thanks, brother.

Well, excited to check out the book.

Rob, you're the man.

Kevin, you're the man as well.

Thank you so much to both of you guys for joining.

That was a freaking blast.

God damn, that was fucking hilarious, man.

Hey, thank you guys.

Am I, am I, Brandon?

Am I done?

Yeah, Rob,

we're going to get rid of you just so we can kind of redo that whole thing.

Okay.

Just do it.

Yeah, no, no, no.

We're just going to.

You're not going to use any of it?

You're not going to use any of it.

Jump off, Rob, but

we're going to do something cool.

You'll see it.

I mean, I feel like there's a lot of good stuff in there.

No way we're getting rid of the fix-ins, man.

All right.

Now that those Chiefs fans are out of here, it's time to get to some bad.

Thank God.

That's right.

That's right.

All right, Kevin.

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What do you say?

All right.

Pick two players to score a touchdown in this one.

Who are we taking?

Well, of course, I'm going Jalen Hurst.

I'm going Saquon Barkley.

There we go.

Easy.

Easy.

Okay.

Who's going to win the game?

Eagles.

Eagles?

Okay.

All right.

Pick a player you think is going to hit over their yards.

Passing, receiving, rushing, anything goes.

You know what?

A.B.

didn't have a strong first game.

And

I think in this week's work, everybody was put on notice that he has to get the ball.

I think A.B.

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What do you think about this game?

Seriously.

Well,

look, let's end it with a bang, man.

Let's end it with a bang.

Okay, now that we got rid of the bag, guys, and I do mean Kings and Chiefs.

Guys, it's Fly Eagles Fly all day, every day.

The road to greatness starts again now.

Getting back to the Super Bowl.

This is a very big game.

I think this is a game that really, really will set the tone for the rest of the season.

It's a confidence builder and booster for everyone on that Eagles team, man.

So, let's go and let's get it done.

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Let's go.

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And once again, to the 92%ers, we'll see you guys next week.

Hopefully, after a Chiefs win,

let's go!

Let's go!

Yeah, just tilt it until we can't see the Eagles helmet.

Thank you.

Just a little bit.

That was intentional.

That was intentional.

Okay.

Get your laptop.

Tilt it down.

Just pull it down a little bit for me.

Keep it right there.

I thought they were seriously going to go.

Now, Rob, is that the face you're going to have?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bang, bang.

Can Rob, is there a way where we can get Rob to kind of just move out of that box?

Just

so it's like, yeah, Rob, if you could just, yeah, right there, right there, Rob.

That's good.

All right, we're, yeah, no, further, Rob.

Now, let's go, let's go.

This is good.

We're locked in.

Let's go.

This is great.

Okay, guys, we're ready to go on my side.

We're all.